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Well met my fellow thespians and welcome to another

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year at the theater royal business Incorporated

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are proud to sponsor another year of theatrical

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awards to all my dear friends here Excuse me

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a moment What do you mean that's the wrong script

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oh For fuck's sake Valentino here Ignore everything

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that those idiots told you at the end of the

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last show. They've neglected to check the dates

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for the next episode. The next show marks the

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last episode before Christmas, and therefore

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the last episode of Series 2 of the untitled

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sci -fi show. As usual, it will be a Christmas

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special. Expect festive fun with a mystery Christmas

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calendar brought by Tom. and a watch of the Santa

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Phil Doctor Who episode, A Christmas Invasion.

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This will be released Monday, 15th December.

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They will then take a supposedly well -earned

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break and return with Season 3 and a fifth element

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on Monday, 12th January. Okay, that's that done.

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Now back to these fucking theatrical ponzies.

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Wait, is this still recording? Shit. R .I .P