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My name is Kino Lloyd. Basically zero earthquake

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activity in Southern California, which is very

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rare. Starfleet does not do assassinations. Take

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your stinking bar off me, you damn 38! Belief,

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like fear or love, is forced to be understood

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as we understand the theory of relativity. The

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Chinese station's about 100 miles. Just a little

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Sunday drive. Never make me watch that shit again.

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War of the Worlds. Ice Cube's War of the Worlds.

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He's a twat. I've lost all respect for him now.

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Did you notice that they put loads of lines from

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his songs in? Yeah. I also noticed he's slowly

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becoming Iced T. Or Iced T, whatever his name

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is. What? Ah, yeah. Ice -T's the actor. Ice Cube's

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the musician stroke producer. They're different

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people. What? They are different people. My mind's

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being, is that not the same person? It's not

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the same person, no. Ice Cube has never been

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in Law & Order Special Victims Unit, whereas

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Ice -T is. Who's Ice -T then? Ice -T's been in

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loads. Are you calling him Ice -T or Iced -T?

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It's Ice -T. I -C -E. hyphen T. The letter T.

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As you can see, Ice Cube is slowly becoming him.

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Oh, of course that's Ice T. Oh, God, I feel like

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such an idiot. Anyway, nothing's changed. Hello.

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Hello. Welcome to the Untitled Sci -Fi Show.

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Right, anyway, let's get on with it. Enter authorization

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code. Guess the intro. Oh, let me open up my

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notes. Guess the intro. Unmute the thing. Okay,

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well, somebody nearly got them. They missed one.

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Not saying the names. So tough. Bob, Dave, Gary.

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Keep saying it because every one time you do

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that, that's how many R's I'm going to drop into

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the next show. I beeped that one. I already beeped

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the one you did. And I've just given away what

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word I said. Right, are we ready? Yes. Oblivion.

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Yeah, so that was Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman.

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Where he's captured little Tommy Cruise. Little

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Tommy Cruise. Now, I didn't not like that film.

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I didn't mind it. I guessed within the first

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three minutes of it that, right, he's a clone

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and there's lots of them. Because as soon as

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it says, but you're not allowed outside of the

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border, little Tommy Cruise. So basically, it's

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moon but on earth and whatever else. I remember

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you saying a while ago that you... You clocked

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that. I didn't clock it, I don't think. Yeah,

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it's one of the rare occasions I did. I think

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it's not that the film's bad. I think it didn't

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get very good reviews, more for the fact that

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I think it cost a fortune and it wasn't as popular

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as they hoped it would be. Yeah, more than likely.

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You consider the bill for Little Tommy Cruise

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and Morgan Freeman alone. Yeah. But I liked it

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and I don't think the CGI was rubbish in it.

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I know, it was a very pretty film, very cleverly

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done. I like his little floating house. Yeah.

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Right, next one. Let's go on with the next one.

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The nuclear bomb in Los Angeles was a coding

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error. You know that? I did know that. Human

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error. Because I watched The Creator. The Creator,

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yeah. Great film. Nearly made me cry. Bit of

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a weird ending. I think I did cry. Did I cry

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watching The Creator, Miranda? The Creator, yeah.

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I'm pretty sure you told me you cried. It's got

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Tennant, the guy from Tennant in it. I thought

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you could say it's got David Tennant in it. And

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it's got the little kid who's a robot. Realistically,

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though, you cried at the suicide bots. Don't

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make them blow themselves up. Yeah, no, I did,

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yeah. That's horrible, that bit. Yeah, yeah,

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I did. I think I was sad at that bit, but I'm

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pretty sure I cried at the end of it. I'm such

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a wimp. Next one. Confusing piece for terror.

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Well... You have to start somewhere. Rogue One.

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Rogue One. I didn't think... Well, I thought

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you'd get it, but I thought that'd be the hardest

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one for you because you probably haven't seen

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it. Rogue One's one of my... Actually, I would

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say it's probably my favourite Star Wars film

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out of all of them. Oh, so you have seen it?

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Oh, yeah. Rogue One's... I think Rogue One's

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brilliant. I think it's brilliantly done. It

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looks the part. It feels how you'd want it to

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be. No, I really enjoyed it, actually. No, I

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like Rogue One. Oh, he's got three out of three.

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I just felt my rear iris pucker and my testicles

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tighten. My taint remains unchanged. It's Alan

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Tudyk in Resident Alien. You cannot avoid his

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voice. It's just Alan Tudyk. It's Alan Tudyk

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in Resident Alien. Yeah, you're always going

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to get that. Resident Alien's just brilliant.

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Next. By and large, everything you need to be

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happy. Your day is very important to us. So this

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was hard only because... the music made it really

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hard to hear by and large at the beginning. So

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from the sound of it with the music, it sounds

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by and large. It's like, what the fuck? It's

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WALL -E. It is WALL -E. Yay, well done. You got

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it. Well done. I had to listen to it about four

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times as headphones before I could work out what

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it was. I thought I did much better with the

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levels on this one than the last time. No, you

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did. It's just, it's a difficult clip. So I'll

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never leave here. You'll leave at five. Well,

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actually, they stagger our exit, so 5 .15. Another

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show I introduced you to, Severance. Yeah, Severance.

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And I really like that clip as well. I think

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the show's really funny. I don't know how funny

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it's meant to be, but I find it really funny.

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Well, no, it is. It's dark sense of humour in

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it. Hang on, did I get all six right? You did,

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well done. Right, so it's at... Variety Show

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pod on all social media networks. And you can

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find my show, the Variety Show podcast. And I'll

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invite you to the Winners Club Discord channel.

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Because you might not be in it. I better install

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Discord again. Oh, that's why he doesn't do any

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admin on it. What have you been doing? Not much.

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Every week, mate. Every week. Right. Alien Earth.

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Up to episode four now. I've watched episode

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one, two and three. You know, I'd say Alien Earth

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because that's on my list. We literally just

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spoke about that. It's the top of my list. I've

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only got three things on my list and two of them

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are going to be on your list as well. I haven't

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caught up with Star Trek. No, no, no. That's

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on my list. And I saw Jurassic Park. Fuck, what

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was it called? Re -Kingdom Rebirth? Four. Is

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it the fourth or the new ones? I don't know.

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Jurassic World Rebirth. What were they? So you

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had Jurassic World, Jurassic World Raptor Revenge,

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Jurassic World Spike Guy, Jurassic World... You

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know the word I want to say, dinosaur. Right,

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so to put it very clearly, after watching it,

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and we'll talk about it in a moment, I've decided

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my favourite films in the Jurassic Park franchise

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are as follows. The ones without dinosaurs. Jurassic

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Park, Full stop, number one, top film. Okay.

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Followed by Jurassic World. Which is which one?

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Which is the first of the new ones. With the

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guy who's... Bryce Dallas Howard, ginger -haired

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woman, and Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt. Yeah. Then

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Jurassic World Rebirth. Then Godzilla vs. King

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Kong. Then Jurassic Part 2. Jurassic Park 3 and

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then Jurassic Park Dominion. Dominions? Dominion.

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Jurassic Park Minions 3. That goes around riding

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on blue. I will work them out a little bit more

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another time and say why. But that's the order

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of how I see it. And actually, Rebirth might

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actually come before Jurassic World. It may be

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the second best out of all the franchise. It

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was really good. Oh, good. Really good. Although,

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I said to Jem, literally watching it, it's hard

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to believe that the film from 94, 95, whenever

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it was, looks better. Yeah, because lighting.

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No. And not seeing much of them. And not CGI.

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Well, yeah, as well. Some of it looked... I think

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the Raptor bit is the main CGI bit, I think,

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in the first one. Some of it looks brilliant

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in this new film, Jurassic World Rebirth. Some

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of it looks awful. The idea of the film is really

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good, and I wish they'd gone maybe a little bit

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more horror -esque with it, but then they wouldn't

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have got as many people. And to give you an idea,

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it must have been doing well. It went into the

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cinemas in the beginning of July. it's still

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in the cinema every day now. Yeah, to still be

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there now. They must be doing something right,

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and it's not just Scarlett Johansson's tits.

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So it's something else about it. And, yeah, it's

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really enjoyable. It's a really good film. I

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mean, it comes in at about an hour and 45, two

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hours, I think. Right. And it could have easily

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been made 20 minutes shorter if you got rid of

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the family side of it. So they've done what every

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bloody Jurassic Park does, which is we have to

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introduce annoying children and family to this.

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They didn't need to do that. They could have

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happily not done that and the film would have

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still been absolutely brilliant. But instead

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what they've got is they've got the mercenaries

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who are going to go and collect DNA, blah, blah,

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blah. And then, oh, they rescue a family whose

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boat has sunk and then take them along with them

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for the ride. I think it's weird, though, how

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they do have sloth from the Goonies in it. Right.

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I know what you're talking about. The D -Rex

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is actually... He's called the D -Rex. He's called

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the Douche -Rex. Like Dick. Yeah. But it's a

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really good idea that they ran with really well.

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Basically, the world is sick of... So the dinosaurs

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are, again, dying out because it turns out they

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can't survive in what we've kind of created as

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a shit show of a world. They all survive around

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the equator. So where they're surviving, there's

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no one allowed to go. What a surprise. But it

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turns out 17 years before all of this, InGen

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were still at it making new dinosaurs. And because

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the theme park idea had kind of taken off and

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dinosaurs were now in like main cities because

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they'd been released, all the theme parks were

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making the most of these dinosaurs. People got

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bored. So what InGen asked to do, can you make

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some mutant dinosaurs and make new dinosaurs

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to bring in the crowds? And the whole lab you

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see are like these mutant dinosaurs. They've

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got a raptor with two heads in a kind of alien

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-style glass tube full of liquid. And then they've

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got the T -Rex, which is obviously the T -Rex

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paired with something else. It's so funny because

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it's got these four legs and it's got its little

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T -Rex arms as well. So are the pterodactyls

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just flying around cities? No, they've all buggered

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off the Equator now. There's not many left in

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the main cities anymore. They've all kind of

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died off. But they were in the cities eating

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people probably. Pretty much. But yeah, basically

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the whole premise of the film opens with... dinosaurs

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don't seem to be very fun anymore. People are

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actually pretty sick of this shit going on and

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they wish they'd just bugger off back to being

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extinct. Yeah, imagine just walking down to the

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park and then you've got to worry about a pterodactyl.

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Oh, little Jimmy's gone. Yeah, he goes, little

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Jimmy, little Jimmy. Exactly. So it's kind of

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that. But it gives you, there's a brilliant,

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there's a brontosaurus that's kind of collapsed

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in a street causing this massive tailback and

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he's being tagged by graffiti artists. Oh, God.

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But it's true to nature. That's the worst thing.

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But there's so many throwbacks in it. So many

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of the scenes are replications of the first film.

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So there's a bit where they're in a petrol station

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and there is a, not a raptor, but this mutant

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pterodactyl raptor thing that's chasing after

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them. And yes, they use the reflection to confuse

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it. They're running down aisles while it's looking

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around for them. Straight up Tim and Lex in the...

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That's it. And the original one. And there's

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lots of bits like that. So proper fan throwbacks,

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but it is its own film as well. So I was pretty

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impressed. It's worth watching. So would you

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like them to give you the D, Rex? Ooh, always.

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Anything else? No. That's it. You're putting

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me off because you're so obsessed with the D,

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Rex. I think Rob wants some D. I'd like a bit

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of D, Rex. Me, me, me. We've watched Alien Earth.

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So have you. You've already talked about it in

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my one. Move on. It's still really good, isn't

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it? It is still really good. I mean, I've only

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just finished episode three, so Nibs has had

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the close encounter with the eyeball. Poor old

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brother is on the chopping table having lung

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removal. I presumed, I didn't think they were

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going to put the lung in the chamber and put

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the alien. I thought they were going to put the

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alien in the empty space from where the lung

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was so they could take it out of his chest when

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it had formed without killing him. Oh, right.

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Yeah, no, they put it in that. It was like a

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weird little egg sack. But what just doesn't

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make any sense at all at this point is why is

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she connected to the aliens? Yeah, well, I'm

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ever so heavy, and I still don't have an answer

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to that question either. We may never get an

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answer. It's just one of those weird things.

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I think they're starting to more and more hate

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the... What do they call the millionaire kid?

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Oh, uh... The young prodigy, whatever they call

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him. Boy Kavanagh. Yeah, that guy. Can you see

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now as well that the other guy is... Is Ade Edmondson.

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Yeah, you can see it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No,

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Boy Kavanaugh is a good character. He's a great

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idea. Like on the Boy Genius. Boy Genius, right.

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And he's a brilliant idea and he's brilliant

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for the show, but he is just the person you want

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to hate. Oh, yeah. It gets worse. You want to

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hate him. even more by the end of the next episode

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right okay he's well he's doing a good job because

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he's meant to be someone that you hate but that's

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it his his acting is brilliant he is portraying

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exactly what he's meant to be doing he's just

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um yeah he's just a pain in the ass um so sorry

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hermit was the brother wasn't it i'm just looking

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at here cavalier sorry boy cavalier not cavanaugh

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yeah The one I'm just looking for and I'm trying

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to find him is not A. Edmondson. Who's the android

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I like? I can't think of his name. What? The

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main android that's, well, synthetic, sorry,

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that's looking after the children. Oh, yeah,

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I know who you mean. He is, oh, Kirsch. Yeah.

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Is it Kirsch? Yes, Kirsch. He is brilliant. He's

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good all the way through. Every episode he's

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good. He's just... He looks the part. I mean,

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he looks like he's straight out of Bloody Blade

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Runner, but he looks the part. He acts the part.

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I get the idea he's going to be a very dark character

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and there's something more going on. Whether

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or not he's Weyland -Yutani, there's something.

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The thing about him is, though, is he's not...

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There's no emotion at all. He is very much like

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he's receiving the input of what's around him.

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And then he's going with it. Cause the boy, the

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boy Cavalier, where we just called him is really

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horrible to him in the next episode. And he's

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just stands there, takes it. He's like, okay.

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And just moves on. It doesn't bother him. It's

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like, well, I'm, you know, I've just had a thought.

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If we follow, we're following all the, um, kind

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of the films. Now this has taken place after

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alien. So is Kersh one of the synthetic, which

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you remember when, It gets to aliens. Ripley

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won't be on the ship with a synthetic. And if

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you remember what the bloke says to us, oh, yes,

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you had a bad experience. And, oh, shit, which

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android is it in aliens? I can't think now. The

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Ian Holmes one. No, it's the other one in aliens.

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Ian Holmes is the first one. Right. But anyway,

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so the alien synthetics, oh, I understand. We

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had problems with those units. Is he one of those

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units? And is this going to be the synthetic

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uprising? You get the idea that the synthetics

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basically stopped serving humans. They just didn't

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want to do it anymore. Yeah, because that hasn't

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happened yet, has it? No, so that's what I mean.

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So is this all tying in with timeline? Is that

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what this is going to be? Okay. Yeah, maybe.

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Bishop. Bishop. Yeah, that's it. So yeah, is

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that what it is? For all I know, it's like Kersh

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is just biding his time and he's now got these

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children synthetics that look to him as a parent.

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Are they going to kind of start this uprising?

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Yeah, because he let that kid have his own...

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No, you haven't got that far yet. I haven't got

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that far yet. Yeah, I've got to be careful. I

00:17:31.440 --> 00:17:33.400
don't want to say too much. And I'm not sure

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when it's turned up, but there's apparently a

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map gets shown. And basically, Weyland -Yutani

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is the whole of the Americas. Oh, I haven't seen

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that. It may be out of a comic then, I'm not

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sure. All of the Americas are Yutani. England

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and Europe are a company called Threshold. Asia

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and Australia is Prodigy. Africa's their own

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company as well. Russia's their own company.

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So it's literally these companies own these areas

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now. I just think it's a really cool idea that,

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yeah, basically you've got Prodigy, which owns

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all of this area. It's very much like... um i'm

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re -listening to bobby verse books and that has

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the world split up into five groups basically

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not companies but political parties right a lot

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of the world's collected into sections and there's

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only like five of them across the whole world

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uh so yeah alien earth still brilliant it's probably

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a new episode now we haven't watched yet uh star

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trek you've got to really catch up with star

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trek i think this is the best one they've done

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this series I'm so happy with it. Because so

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much social media has been saying, oh, that last

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episode is an absolute joke. What are they doing?

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They've lost the plot. Oh, they can get stuffed.

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It's meant to be fun. That's what Star Trek is

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always meant to be. There's an episode where

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people are running around getting naked in the

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original series because of a space virus, which

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ends up with Sulu running around with a katana

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blade. I sit there and enjoy. Every single episode,

00:19:05.910 --> 00:19:07.789
I think they've all been brilliant. There's not

00:19:07.789 --> 00:19:09.730
a single one I've gone, oh, that was a bit rough.

00:19:10.230 --> 00:19:14.210
Like, the TARDIS is in the background. Yeah,

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I sent you the picture. Yeah, that's amazing.

00:19:16.490 --> 00:19:17.950
We watched that episode and there it is. And

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then Jim Henson, there's going to be a Muppet

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episode. That's their next series. I can't wait

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for that. Yeah, that'll be a good one. I'm really

00:19:25.759 --> 00:19:30.420
hoping the entire episode is Muppets and if Kermit

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doesn't turn up in it. I'm wondering what the

00:19:32.700 --> 00:19:34.000
funny episode would be because it would do a

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silly episode. We've had a singing episode. We've

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had the flashback episode with Lower Decks. We've

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had... That one's going to be coming up, the

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one you're saying. So was the Q one this season

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the silly episode? I hope not. Oh, I don't know.

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Actually, you know what? You haven't seen it.

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You know what? The one I'm thinking that might

00:19:54.539 --> 00:19:56.660
be the funny episode is... Is it Spock becoming

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human or something? No, I think this season's

00:19:59.859 --> 00:20:02.000
funny one. You haven't seen it yet. And it's

00:20:02.000 --> 00:20:03.640
just come to me which one it would be. Right,

00:20:03.880 --> 00:20:05.920
okay. No, no, I will catch up on it this week.

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And when we get to the next filming, recording

00:20:07.980 --> 00:20:11.720
even, I will, of course, up buy it. Yeah. But

00:20:11.720 --> 00:20:13.720
anyway, Star Trek's still brilliant. And then

00:20:13.720 --> 00:20:16.779
the one thing that we've been doing that you've

00:20:16.779 --> 00:20:20.829
now got me addicted to. is what is it police

00:20:20.829 --> 00:20:25.589
police simulator patrol officer that's it it's

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such a stupid game and i honestly i just downloaded

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i thought this is going to be a really big pile

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of poo and i'm going to play it for five minutes

00:20:33.890 --> 00:20:37.109
think it's funny and then delese it and i am

00:20:37.109 --> 00:20:40.789
so probably addicted to it now i never in a million

00:20:40.789 --> 00:20:42.170
years would have ever downloaded i would have

00:20:42.170 --> 00:20:44.029
looked at it and got trash yeah exactly what

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i said I was just bored one evening and it's

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because now we've got, both of us got gigabit

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internet connections. That's no longer the hold

00:20:51.910 --> 00:20:54.130
back. It used to be, if that was like, oh, that's

00:20:54.130 --> 00:20:56.130
a 10 gigabyte game. Well, I want to play something

00:20:56.130 --> 00:20:58.250
now. It's 10 o 'clock at night. Well, that's

00:20:58.250 --> 00:21:00.250
going to be done by one in the morning. Oh, I

00:21:00.250 --> 00:21:02.509
can't be bothered with that. It was done in minutes.

00:21:02.670 --> 00:21:04.490
It's like, oh, okay, brilliant. So I can play

00:21:04.490 --> 00:21:06.549
this. I can play any of these games really quick.

00:21:06.730 --> 00:21:10.650
So I gave it a chance and it's so involved. Yeah.

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I mean, I only got it as well, obviously because

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you said about it, but. I'd paid for PlayStation

00:21:14.829 --> 00:21:16.490
Plus for a month because I wanted to play Helldivers.

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So I played Helldivers because you have to have

00:21:18.609 --> 00:21:21.529
the PlayStation Plus one. I was like, okay, well,

00:21:21.670 --> 00:21:22.890
then you said that. I was like, okay, well, I've

00:21:22.890 --> 00:21:24.049
got the PlayStation Plus, which means I can download

00:21:24.049 --> 00:21:27.450
it for free. Yeah. Yeah. To be honest, if we

00:21:27.450 --> 00:21:28.849
keep playing it, I might wait till November,

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which is Black Friday. I bet it goes into for

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sale with all the DLC and then I can stop PlayStation

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Plus. Oh no, we need PlayStation Plus to play

00:21:35.309 --> 00:21:37.390
remote though. To play it together. That's the

00:21:37.390 --> 00:21:39.940
only problem, isn't it? But I might buy it anyway

00:21:39.940 --> 00:21:42.000
because apparently it's continually being developed.

00:21:42.299 --> 00:21:45.460
Well, there's a lot of bugs. It needs it. So

00:21:45.460 --> 00:21:48.019
for those who don't know, graphically, engine

00:21:48.019 --> 00:21:50.319
-wise, I'm pretty convinced it's the same engine

00:21:50.319 --> 00:21:52.759
as the trading card game. It's Unreal Engine.

00:21:54.180 --> 00:21:57.299
And it's using just a load of Unreal assets.

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It's like a farm simulator kind of look to it.

00:22:01.009 --> 00:22:02.609
truck simulator like you said it's one of those

00:22:02.609 --> 00:22:04.029
that's what it looks like if you know what they

00:22:04.029 --> 00:22:05.930
are though that's what it's like you play a copper

00:22:05.930 --> 00:22:08.589
and you take shifts you level up but you've got

00:22:08.589 --> 00:22:12.019
to do every single aspect of it. And it doesn't

00:22:12.019 --> 00:22:14.099
hold your hand. You can't just pull over a car

00:22:14.099 --> 00:22:16.660
and go, oh, I pulled it over, I'm done now. You've

00:22:16.660 --> 00:22:18.440
got to speak to the driver. You check their license.

00:22:18.559 --> 00:22:19.980
Well, you've got to tell them why you've pulled

00:22:19.980 --> 00:22:21.660
them over. Tell them why you pulled them over.

00:22:21.819 --> 00:22:23.420
You can't just randomly search them because then

00:22:23.420 --> 00:22:25.180
you lose points. You can't just shoot them because

00:22:25.180 --> 00:22:27.319
apparently that's proofs brutality. However,

00:22:27.500 --> 00:22:30.019
it doesn't matter because it will just say, come

00:22:30.019 --> 00:22:32.599
back for your shift tomorrow. American police,

00:22:32.720 --> 00:22:36.130
there you go. Who would have thought? But yeah,

00:22:36.170 --> 00:22:38.970
you have to do literally every step of investigation.

00:22:39.190 --> 00:22:40.869
So when you come across an accident, you've got

00:22:40.869 --> 00:22:43.190
to photograph the scene, interview everyone,

00:22:43.309 --> 00:22:45.730
and only when you've done it and it says, right,

00:22:45.789 --> 00:22:49.670
this report is as full as it can be, then you

00:22:49.670 --> 00:22:51.410
go around and give everyone the accident report.

00:22:51.589 --> 00:22:53.250
But then you might have to arrest someone and

00:22:53.250 --> 00:22:54.710
then you've got to go through all those procedures.

00:22:54.829 --> 00:22:57.609
It's absolutely... so much more in depth than

00:22:57.609 --> 00:22:59.130
we thought like when they've had an accident

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their license plates fall off you can find them

00:23:00.650 --> 00:23:02.849
on the floor and you can still search the license

00:23:02.849 --> 00:23:04.289
plate what's on the floor to see if it's expired

00:23:04.289 --> 00:23:06.750
or not that's one thing found out and then i

00:23:06.750 --> 00:23:10.029
found out that you can press a trackpad and get

00:23:10.029 --> 00:23:11.509
your police computer out so you can do background

00:23:11.509 --> 00:23:14.309
checks on people and it will say like when you

00:23:14.309 --> 00:23:16.690
pull them over it will say stuff like you can

00:23:16.690 --> 00:23:18.650
smell alcohol in their breath or they're acting

00:23:18.650 --> 00:23:21.069
you know they one of them said to me um they

00:23:21.069 --> 00:23:23.880
can't keep eye contact with you Yes. So I got

00:23:23.880 --> 00:23:26.940
them out of the car and they'd had marijuana.

00:23:28.000 --> 00:23:30.019
Yeah, and then I searched someone on the night

00:23:30.019 --> 00:23:33.940
that we first played and she was drunk. She had

00:23:33.940 --> 00:23:35.900
drugs in her system. So we searched the car,

00:23:35.980 --> 00:23:39.339
we searched her and she had, here we go, this

00:23:39.339 --> 00:23:40.500
is the middle of the night, this is about three

00:23:40.500 --> 00:23:43.140
o 'clock in the morning, in game. She had a handgun,

00:23:43.240 --> 00:23:45.220
wasn't licensed, got an extra charge for that.

00:23:45.700 --> 00:23:50.339
Keys, that's not unusual. A cucumber? Yeah. The

00:23:50.339 --> 00:23:52.000
developers definitely know what they're doing.

00:23:52.079 --> 00:23:56.579
And a bag of amphetamine. And what did I find?

00:23:56.640 --> 00:23:59.819
Someone had a load of soggy raisins. Soggy raisins.

00:24:00.420 --> 00:24:02.099
I mean, look at the picture. I'm showing Rob

00:24:02.099 --> 00:24:03.720
the picture of the one that I found, the amphetamine.

00:24:03.980 --> 00:24:06.119
She definitely uses a cucumber. What's that kind

00:24:06.119 --> 00:24:09.079
of haircut called? A bowl cut. No, Miranda, what's

00:24:09.079 --> 00:24:11.440
the haircut called? You have a flat fringe, and

00:24:11.440 --> 00:24:13.000
then it's really short. It goes up at the back.

00:24:13.000 --> 00:24:15.799
What the Americans call bangs. You know what

00:24:15.799 --> 00:24:18.460
I mean, Miranda? A bob. Yeah, it's a something

00:24:18.460 --> 00:24:21.960
Bob. Pixie Bob. Graduated Bob, thank you. Oh,

00:24:21.960 --> 00:24:28.640
yeah, okay. Yeah. But yeah, she... She's got

00:24:28.640 --> 00:24:31.059
the death eyes. There's nothing in there, is

00:24:31.059 --> 00:24:33.220
there? No, there's nothing in there. I mean,

00:24:33.279 --> 00:24:36.279
the graphics aren't brilliant. Every time, whether

00:24:36.279 --> 00:24:39.480
you're being nice to someone or not, often they

00:24:39.480 --> 00:24:41.099
put their head down first and then they look

00:24:41.099 --> 00:24:43.119
up and their eyes do this weird thing and it

00:24:43.119 --> 00:24:46.079
just looks like they're burning into your soul.

00:24:46.579 --> 00:24:49.859
You can call the ambulance out. Obviously, once

00:24:49.859 --> 00:24:50.779
you've reached someone, you've got to get rid

00:24:50.779 --> 00:24:52.680
of the cast and you can call them to come and...

00:24:53.150 --> 00:24:55.890
tow the car away but the game is so buggy and

00:24:55.890 --> 00:24:58.309
everything's got such a massive hitbox vehicles

00:24:58.309 --> 00:25:00.829
won't go around each other so you just have to

00:25:00.829 --> 00:25:02.750
we end up with traffic jams that we couldn't

00:25:02.750 --> 00:25:06.670
resolve we had three cars needing towing an ambulance

00:25:06.670 --> 00:25:09.200
a police car Bear in mind, it was our police

00:25:09.200 --> 00:25:13.180
car. The accident, people laying on the floor

00:25:13.180 --> 00:25:15.119
needing treatment. And all we were getting told

00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:17.279
was the tow truck trucks can't get there because

00:25:17.279 --> 00:25:19.119
there's traffic. Yeah, the ambulance can't get

00:25:19.119 --> 00:25:20.319
through. So then we went to go and tell people

00:25:20.319 --> 00:25:22.420
to reverse and they can't reverse into an intersection.

00:25:22.759 --> 00:25:24.859
So it's like, oh, so we're stuffed. So we just

00:25:24.859 --> 00:25:26.859
got in our police car and drove off. And you

00:25:26.859 --> 00:25:28.859
realise that if you crash the police car, as

00:25:28.859 --> 00:25:31.160
long as you don't stop, you don't get reprimanded

00:25:31.160 --> 00:25:35.190
for crashing the police car. You get no reprimands

00:25:35.190 --> 00:25:38.390
if you just drive away really quick. I crashed

00:25:38.390 --> 00:25:41.900
the... at slow speed into a lamppost and completely

00:25:41.900 --> 00:25:45.220
wrecked the police car. Just a slow... What I

00:25:45.220 --> 00:25:47.480
just loved was we were playing it last night

00:25:47.480 --> 00:25:50.339
and I got a new police car because mine was smoking

00:25:50.339 --> 00:25:54.660
and I drove it, crashed almost immediately, came

00:25:54.660 --> 00:25:56.619
across another police station and went, oh, look,

00:25:56.720 --> 00:25:59.680
a new police car. Stole that one and they put

00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:01.779
a sign right in front of it so I immediately

00:26:01.779 --> 00:26:06.660
broke it off. What else did you try to do? Well,

00:26:06.680 --> 00:26:09.119
we had a van that was stuck. You needed the van

00:26:09.119 --> 00:26:11.779
to move, so you just got in the car and rammed

00:26:11.779 --> 00:26:13.940
the police van. All you were doing was just blowing

00:26:13.940 --> 00:26:17.079
your own car up because the game's got no physics

00:26:17.079 --> 00:26:21.140
in that way. In GTA, if you crashed into a parked

00:26:21.140 --> 00:26:24.420
car, the car would move. They're like solid objects

00:26:24.420 --> 00:26:26.700
in the middle of nowhere. Once they've been set

00:26:26.700 --> 00:26:30.599
by the game to be kind of an NPC, something you've

00:26:30.599 --> 00:26:33.079
got to deal with, a mission, let's say, you can't

00:26:33.079 --> 00:26:36.480
do anything with it. You're free to go, sir.

00:26:37.369 --> 00:26:40.109
Oh, yeah, you tasered that guy. But the first

00:26:40.109 --> 00:26:42.069
thing I did when I ever got into the game was

00:26:42.069 --> 00:26:44.630
I tasered that poor woman in the... We both did

00:26:44.630 --> 00:26:47.730
exactly the same thing. Both of us got the game.

00:26:47.869 --> 00:26:50.109
Oh, what does right... No, I didn't use the tutorial.

00:26:50.289 --> 00:26:52.470
What does right one do? Oh, I pulled out a gun.

00:26:52.750 --> 00:26:55.410
Where can I shoot a woman in the very first room

00:26:55.410 --> 00:26:59.000
you walk into? poof oh i've tased her i had to

00:26:59.000 --> 00:27:01.019
say she was sat down waiting for her turn i guess

00:27:01.019 --> 00:27:03.539
and i was like okay well let's just see if i

00:27:03.539 --> 00:27:05.579
can just if i can just attack random people and

00:27:05.579 --> 00:27:07.599
tase this poor woman in the police station you

00:27:07.599 --> 00:27:11.119
can yeah you can okay that's just very very fun

00:27:11.119 --> 00:27:14.380
it's as as you say it's a bit of a shoddy game

00:27:14.380 --> 00:27:16.819
but it's very fun and especially when you play

00:27:16.819 --> 00:27:20.900
online as you act as partners then So there's

00:27:20.900 --> 00:27:22.380
a number of times we've been running up and down

00:27:22.380 --> 00:27:25.220
the road, ticketing cars on both sides. And it

00:27:25.220 --> 00:27:27.500
turns out you can run any, there's no energy

00:27:27.500 --> 00:27:29.859
bar. So you just hold down run and you just run

00:27:29.859 --> 00:27:32.200
everywhere. Oh yeah. And then we found that you

00:27:32.200 --> 00:27:34.160
can change the costumes. Oh yeah. Beaver and

00:27:34.160 --> 00:27:35.960
horse, a police drum. So I had a horse head and

00:27:35.960 --> 00:27:38.759
you had a beaver's head. That was our serious

00:27:38.759 --> 00:27:40.539
playthrough, wasn't it? That was actually. And

00:27:40.539 --> 00:27:42.579
we did really well. We like scoring like a thousand

00:27:42.579 --> 00:27:44.839
points a day. Yeah, we did run that one. Well,

00:27:44.859 --> 00:27:47.599
we went to a traffic stop point, and almost every

00:27:47.599 --> 00:27:50.359
car broke the law. Every time we pulled someone

00:27:50.359 --> 00:27:52.500
over, it's like, they're drunk, they have drugs,

00:27:52.680 --> 00:27:54.920
they have illegal weapons. Oh, yeah, the crime

00:27:54.920 --> 00:27:57.599
in this place. Brighton's a shithole, apparently.

00:27:57.619 --> 00:27:59.619
So much crime. Yeah, I think you'd stop one for

00:27:59.619 --> 00:28:02.599
an expired license plate, and before you know

00:28:02.599 --> 00:28:04.619
it, you've got them in handcuffs, because, yeah,

00:28:04.680 --> 00:28:08.799
because they've got... like a kilo of methamphetamines

00:28:08.799 --> 00:28:11.700
in the back of their car they're all drunk that

00:28:11.700 --> 00:28:15.380
final one we did last night every door i opened

00:28:15.380 --> 00:28:17.920
it was like marijuana i'll open the back door

00:28:17.920 --> 00:28:21.900
marijuana open the boot marijuana and it is individual

00:28:21.900 --> 00:28:24.259
each door is searchable and its own separate

00:28:24.259 --> 00:28:27.000
contained thing so it's like this bloke has lots

00:28:27.000 --> 00:28:29.279
of weed yeah i'm ticketing you for what is it

00:28:29.279 --> 00:28:32.339
they say it says um excessive amounts of marijuana

00:28:34.440 --> 00:28:36.119
And yet you've got to get it right as well. So

00:28:36.119 --> 00:28:38.359
if you get it wrong, you get lose points. And

00:28:38.359 --> 00:28:41.420
if you get to zero on your, I think it's like

00:28:41.420 --> 00:28:45.369
CP points, then it says shifts over. Come back

00:28:45.369 --> 00:28:47.609
tomorrow. And then you lose everything. You lose

00:28:47.609 --> 00:28:49.109
everything, yeah. Which happened when we spent,

00:28:49.230 --> 00:28:51.589
we got all those points and you decided to shoot

00:28:51.589 --> 00:28:53.349
what you thought was a parked car and it had

00:28:53.349 --> 00:28:55.569
someone in it. It didn't have anyone in it. You

00:28:55.569 --> 00:28:58.970
killed someone. I did not. I shot an empty car

00:28:58.970 --> 00:29:02.190
and it came up and said, police brutality. Exactly.

00:29:02.269 --> 00:29:04.490
It must have been someone in there. Ricochet.

00:29:05.750 --> 00:29:08.789
Who knows? It could have been anything. You can

00:29:08.789 --> 00:29:13.349
run shooting parked cars. I can in my neighbourhood.

00:29:18.519 --> 00:29:21.720
Accessing library computer data. Never again,

00:29:21.799 --> 00:29:28.079
Rob, never. 2025, Amazon Primes, War of the Worlds.

00:29:28.779 --> 00:29:31.880
Fucking hell, that is one of the worst films

00:29:31.880 --> 00:29:34.920
I've ever seen in my life. There's no NWA. No,

00:29:34.920 --> 00:29:38.180
and this isn't... I'm not jumping on the bandwagon

00:29:38.180 --> 00:29:40.420
of hating this film. I went into it thinking,

00:29:40.619 --> 00:29:42.819
I can watch this. And you know what? Even the

00:29:42.819 --> 00:29:45.650
first maybe five minutes, I was like... It's

00:29:45.650 --> 00:29:47.630
not as bad as people are saying. It didn't take

00:29:47.630 --> 00:29:50.690
long for that to change. No, I disagree. I absolutely

00:29:50.690 --> 00:29:53.769
disagree. It opened with Windows 10. I already

00:29:53.769 --> 00:29:58.089
hate this. And then basically I put, did a kid

00:29:58.089 --> 00:30:01.849
get taught how to do Zooms in Premiere? I was

00:30:01.849 --> 00:30:04.829
willing to give it a chance all the way up until

00:30:04.829 --> 00:30:07.529
it started showing the weather storms and it

00:30:07.529 --> 00:30:10.170
was just sped up footage of thunderstorms. And

00:30:10.170 --> 00:30:12.420
I was like, straight away, I was like. There's

00:30:12.420 --> 00:30:14.480
no effort's been put in here. 90 % of this film

00:30:14.480 --> 00:30:17.839
is stock footage. It was, it was, wasn't it?

00:30:17.940 --> 00:30:19.460
It absolutely destroys it, and I'll explain that

00:30:19.460 --> 00:30:21.940
in a moment. But the bit that it lost me is when

00:30:21.940 --> 00:30:24.299
he's first setting up and you're seeing all the

00:30:24.299 --> 00:30:26.579
little boxes about people and their magic system

00:30:26.579 --> 00:30:28.519
that's listening to everyone. And you've got

00:30:28.519 --> 00:30:30.420
the bloke that's walking across going, I swear

00:30:30.420 --> 00:30:33.859
I'm being listened to. Fuck off. Seriously, fuck

00:30:33.859 --> 00:30:36.200
off. This is what we're meant to believe, is

00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:39.220
it? And then the fact that what really bugs me

00:30:39.220 --> 00:30:45.450
is UI design. Good UI design sells it. Alien

00:30:45.450 --> 00:30:49.069
Earth, it's a modern thing, but they're following

00:30:49.069 --> 00:30:51.910
on from where Ridley Scott and all of the whole

00:30:51.910 --> 00:30:54.490
Alien franchise went. So everything looks dated.

00:30:54.650 --> 00:30:57.430
Everything's that beautiful amber display look.

00:30:57.609 --> 00:31:03.049
It works. Looks brilliant. Cannot fault it. This,

00:31:03.210 --> 00:31:05.309
everybody's surrounded by little green boxes

00:31:05.309 --> 00:31:08.789
with random moving bar charts that mean... Nothing.

00:31:09.029 --> 00:31:13.309
I cannot stand that. It's just, why? Why would

00:31:13.309 --> 00:31:15.670
you program something to draw a box around someone

00:31:15.670 --> 00:31:17.569
and just have random bar charts that are doing

00:31:17.569 --> 00:31:21.470
nothing? Oh my God, excuse me. So one of the

00:31:21.470 --> 00:31:24.029
most egregious and unbelievable things about

00:31:24.029 --> 00:31:28.529
the whole thing was how much minimal effort he

00:31:28.529 --> 00:31:30.430
had to do into the computer system to get it

00:31:30.430 --> 00:31:32.430
to do stuff. Oh my God, yeah, just right click

00:31:32.430 --> 00:31:35.230
and do everything. Yeah, every single tool tip

00:31:35.230 --> 00:31:38.890
and drop down menu had the exact thing. Commandeer

00:31:38.890 --> 00:31:43.869
drone. Yeah. Transfer phone to our satellite.

00:31:44.069 --> 00:31:47.910
Exactly. Oh, shut up. No engineer would ever

00:31:47.910 --> 00:31:50.609
have written that in that program. Never in a

00:31:50.609 --> 00:31:53.170
million years. Hi, DHS tech support. Can I have

00:31:53.170 --> 00:31:55.809
the super inclusive password for a drone that

00:31:55.809 --> 00:31:57.910
we own? Yeah, there it is in plain text straight

00:31:57.910 --> 00:32:01.230
into Teams. It's straight into Teams. It's Windows.

00:32:03.000 --> 00:32:07.220
Teams? That is so ridiculous. So, as you know,

00:32:07.259 --> 00:32:09.279
I've used AI to help me a little bit here. I

00:32:09.279 --> 00:32:11.660
just put all my notes into it. And literally

00:32:11.660 --> 00:32:15.799
the first thing it has come up with is chart

00:32:15.799 --> 00:32:18.720
for quick recap. Chart one, product placement.

00:32:19.700 --> 00:32:23.440
Brand, Amazon. Vans, Prime Drones, AirAdverts.

00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:27.019
Microsoft, Teams, the Surface earphones. Apple,

00:32:27.160 --> 00:32:33.299
AirPods, FaceTime. Zoom, multiple. Tesla. gmail

00:32:33.299 --> 00:32:38.400
dgi fpv um juggles facebook and tiktok it's just

00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:41.299
there's a lot now you're saying it yeah because

00:32:41.299 --> 00:32:43.900
the tesla one was obvious oh the tesla one's

00:32:43.900 --> 00:32:46.519
fucking stupid as well as oh did the person he's

00:32:46.519 --> 00:32:48.559
hacked her car oh isn't it lucky that the person

00:32:48.559 --> 00:32:52.869
he hacked the car has the magic Seat covers in

00:32:52.869 --> 00:32:54.849
the back so the blood that he let her daughter

00:32:54.849 --> 00:32:57.349
leave scattered everywhere won't ruin the seats.

00:32:57.650 --> 00:33:00.670
It looks awful. There is no way that's what it

00:33:00.670 --> 00:33:03.190
looks like in a real Tesla. So why have you done

00:33:03.190 --> 00:33:04.990
it so badly? What were those earphones that she

00:33:04.990 --> 00:33:06.809
was wearing with the flap? So the daughter's

00:33:06.809 --> 00:33:08.789
wearing, they're the Microsoft Surface earphones.

00:33:08.869 --> 00:33:10.750
Okay, what's special about those? Nothing, they're

00:33:10.750 --> 00:33:12.809
just Microsoft and they're shit. I've played

00:33:12.809 --> 00:33:16.069
with them. They're not very good at all. The

00:33:16.069 --> 00:33:18.400
AirPods piss all over them. They were just like

00:33:18.400 --> 00:33:20.599
weird flat discs in her ears. At first, I didn't

00:33:20.599 --> 00:33:21.740
realise they were headphones. I thought they

00:33:21.740 --> 00:33:24.539
were some kind of weird earring thing. But then

00:33:24.539 --> 00:33:26.019
she had earrings on. I was like, they must be

00:33:26.019 --> 00:33:28.019
headphones. No, they are the Microsoft headphones.

00:33:28.799 --> 00:33:30.839
Yeah, and the AirPods that weren't in his ears

00:33:30.839 --> 00:33:33.599
properly. Because when AirPods are in your ears,

00:33:33.640 --> 00:33:35.160
you can't really see them the way that they do.

00:33:35.160 --> 00:33:40.180
No, and then I've seen Amazon Prime Air, okay?

00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:43.400
The drone. It's a big -ass specialist drone.

00:33:43.700 --> 00:33:48.279
Yeah. It's not an FPGV. What the fuck? That entire

00:33:48.279 --> 00:33:51.900
bit. He's flying an FPV drone. That is not a...

00:33:51.900 --> 00:33:54.420
What? He just has it in the back of the van because

00:33:54.420 --> 00:33:56.480
just in case Amazon Prime sale, can you deliver

00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:58.720
something by drone? That's not how it works.

00:33:58.819 --> 00:34:00.339
How fucking ridiculous was it when he's like,

00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:02.160
oh, the only way the drone activates is you order

00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:04.339
something. Can you order something? And I instantly,

00:34:04.500 --> 00:34:06.779
I was like, okay, well, how does Amazon know

00:34:06.779 --> 00:34:08.820
to allocate that specifically to that guy and

00:34:08.820 --> 00:34:11.210
that drone? How does it know that? Because you

00:34:11.210 --> 00:34:14.510
just picked a random fucking item. So actually,

00:34:14.590 --> 00:34:16.309
it's got to go to the warehouse first, because

00:34:16.309 --> 00:34:18.849
that's where it will go. Not to a delivery driver.

00:34:18.849 --> 00:34:21.510
We are jumping the gun massively. There's too

00:34:21.510 --> 00:34:23.530
much to hate. Do you want me to say what the

00:34:23.530 --> 00:34:25.230
film was, or do you want to say what the film

00:34:25.230 --> 00:34:28.630
was? I'll let you do it. Right, so it is beyond

00:34:28.630 --> 00:34:33.309
loosely, and I mean the loosest in common parlance

00:34:33.309 --> 00:34:37.199
as it can be, linked to War of the Worlds. Ice

00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:40.780
Cube, not Ice T, Ice Cube. All of H .G. Wells'

00:34:40.900 --> 00:34:43.679
coffin will be rolled. Works for the Department

00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:46.659
of Homeland Security as someone who monitors

00:34:46.659 --> 00:34:50.320
and listens and information gatherer. Turns out

00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:52.000
he just spends most of his day spying on his

00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:55.000
own family. Yeah, prick. And the entire film

00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:57.960
is based on him sitting at his desk while the

00:34:57.960 --> 00:35:01.300
War of the Worlds film is going on outside. And

00:35:01.300 --> 00:35:04.000
he's just trying to save his family while also

00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:06.280
then magically saving the world at the same time.

00:35:06.420 --> 00:35:09.860
And we get fed it via Zoom meeting, team meeting,

00:35:10.019 --> 00:35:11.800
WhatsApp phone... Oh, yeah, WhatsApp as well

00:35:11.800 --> 00:35:14.559
as a brand. WhatsApp phone calls, FaceTime phone

00:35:14.559 --> 00:35:20.960
calls. And it is... abysmal i think that the

00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:24.119
concept of it there's there is a there is a there

00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:26.679
is a point that this could have been good if

00:35:26.679 --> 00:35:31.119
it only been the family part okay you've got

00:35:31.119 --> 00:35:34.099
to remove the word the concept okay because the

00:35:34.099 --> 00:35:37.500
concept of this film is aliens came to take over

00:35:37.500 --> 00:35:40.780
earth because we stored information about everyone

00:35:40.780 --> 00:35:44.440
and they were coming to steal our data That is

00:35:44.440 --> 00:35:46.539
the concept of the film. Okay, get rid of that

00:35:46.539 --> 00:35:49.699
bit. What I mean is a end of the world scenario

00:35:49.699 --> 00:35:53.739
and the guy is a surveillance expert and he's

00:35:53.739 --> 00:35:56.539
using those abilities to protect his family.

00:35:56.699 --> 00:36:01.099
Now, if that was all it was, that's not bad.

00:36:01.420 --> 00:36:03.739
Because there is a film where a guy does that.

00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:07.840
The guy who he's looking for, his daughter is

00:36:07.840 --> 00:36:10.320
missing and he's on the computer. Oh, taken.

00:36:11.989 --> 00:36:14.030
not taken... Firewall? No, not Firewall. You

00:36:14.030 --> 00:36:15.130
know which one I'm talking about. I know which

00:36:15.130 --> 00:36:16.550
one you're talking about. Yeah, that's kind of

00:36:16.550 --> 00:36:19.050
all like that. And that could have been it. But

00:36:19.050 --> 00:36:24.590
it didn't have to be Ice Cube, this super hacker

00:36:24.590 --> 00:36:29.690
who... No, the right clicker. Yeah, the right

00:36:29.690 --> 00:36:31.650
clicker. You know what I mean? He didn't have

00:36:31.650 --> 00:36:32.909
to do all this other stuff. He didn't have to

00:36:32.909 --> 00:36:34.349
be the guy that saved the fucking world. The

00:36:34.349 --> 00:36:36.130
point is, what Amazon Prime were trying to do,

00:36:36.170 --> 00:36:38.300
they were trying to make a film... Bearing in

00:36:38.300 --> 00:36:42.159
mind how invasive fucking Prime is about data

00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:44.719
anyway, they were trying to make a film saying,

00:36:44.780 --> 00:36:47.280
we've got to be careful about how data is being

00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:50.699
stored about us. And it fails in every single

00:36:50.699 --> 00:36:53.800
way to kind of make that point at all important.

00:36:54.380 --> 00:36:56.300
I'll tell you what, it's really lucky that the

00:36:56.300 --> 00:37:00.719
person who is basically the single person in

00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:02.800
charge of all of American surveillance, by the

00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:04.820
sound of it, like it doesn't have a team. His

00:37:04.820 --> 00:37:08.219
son is also the superstar hacker and his daughter

00:37:08.219 --> 00:37:10.739
also happens to have generated a special design

00:37:10.739 --> 00:37:13.360
that can kill things. Called it. I called that

00:37:13.360 --> 00:37:15.179
the son was the disruptor. I called it instantly

00:37:15.179 --> 00:37:16.860
too. I called that it was then going to be a

00:37:16.860 --> 00:37:19.500
computer virus to bring them down. I didn't call

00:37:19.500 --> 00:37:22.219
that, yeah, the daughter with her DNA engineering

00:37:22.219 --> 00:37:26.579
would be the one that would finally bring them

00:37:26.579 --> 00:37:30.119
down because they're hybrid cyber and genetic

00:37:30.119 --> 00:37:34.789
animals. Fuck off. Seriously. And then the CGI.

00:37:35.050 --> 00:37:38.789
Oh, my good God. Abysmal. So when it's not stock

00:37:38.789 --> 00:37:42.210
footage, it's stock footage with tripods added.

00:37:42.469 --> 00:37:45.909
And they look awful. I've literally said in my

00:37:45.909 --> 00:37:48.250
notes, this looks like something the asylum has

00:37:48.250 --> 00:37:51.150
created. It looks like one of those fake knockoff

00:37:51.150 --> 00:37:52.849
films. You know what it looks like? The actual

00:37:52.849 --> 00:37:55.409
design of the tripods. It's cool. should be in

00:37:55.409 --> 00:37:57.309
oblivion. They do think they, because they're

00:37:57.309 --> 00:37:59.829
white, they don't look alien to me. That was

00:37:59.829 --> 00:38:02.409
my real issue. They look like they're human created.

00:38:02.710 --> 00:38:04.650
I thought to start with, you know what the tripod

00:38:04.650 --> 00:38:06.510
design, that's quite cool. I like the tripod.

00:38:06.690 --> 00:38:08.449
And then all of a sudden they start doing the

00:38:08.449 --> 00:38:12.250
thing. It's like, what the fuck is that? Yeah.

00:38:12.369 --> 00:38:15.369
Where basically they've got two. So imagine an

00:38:15.369 --> 00:38:18.210
egg and it's a white egg and it's got three legs

00:38:18.210 --> 00:38:20.050
coming out of it with some tendrils as well.

00:38:20.650 --> 00:38:22.610
On the left and the right of each egg are two

00:38:22.610 --> 00:38:25.489
smaller eggs that look like Canadian heads from

00:38:25.489 --> 00:38:28.070
South Park. And then when it gets angry and it's

00:38:28.070 --> 00:38:30.010
about to fire its heat ray, they start going

00:38:30.010 --> 00:38:31.969
up and down, up and down like they're just jabbering

00:38:31.969 --> 00:38:34.489
away with lots of electricity. And it just goes,

00:38:34.570 --> 00:38:38.969
and it just, it looks just really shit. It looked

00:38:38.969 --> 00:38:41.889
really, really bad. And then they turn into egg

00:38:41.889 --> 00:38:45.050
flying ships. Yeah. My sixth note. So the sixth

00:38:45.050 --> 00:38:49.280
line of my notes is Dave's the hacker. My sixth

00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:55.139
note. Yeah. What else? I laughed quite a lot

00:38:55.139 --> 00:38:57.679
at Space Force being mentioned in there. Oh,

00:38:57.679 --> 00:39:01.539
yes, yes. They are an actual thing. But at the

00:39:01.539 --> 00:39:03.780
same time, I don't know them being something

00:39:03.780 --> 00:39:06.500
that you'd actually... Well, you weren't laughing

00:39:06.500 --> 00:39:10.159
at the FBI search warrant dot PDF. Oh, yeah.

00:39:10.219 --> 00:39:12.400
You know, the PDF file that doesn't have any

00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:14.360
reference number attached to it or anything like

00:39:14.360 --> 00:39:16.679
that. They've just sent me the FBI search warrant.

00:39:17.050 --> 00:39:19.210
Great. Yeah, James noticed that, didn't he? That

00:39:19.210 --> 00:39:22.650
was funny. These superstar hackers that they've

00:39:22.650 --> 00:39:25.130
been chasing. You get the idea they've been chasing

00:39:25.130 --> 00:39:28.369
the disruptors for years. Yeah. No one's using

00:39:28.369 --> 00:39:35.650
a VPN. Okay, no one's using VPNs. Turns out Dave

00:39:35.650 --> 00:39:36.909
is at the end, but all his friends are dead.

00:39:37.050 --> 00:39:39.190
He didn't tell them about VPNs. No, he didn't

00:39:39.190 --> 00:39:42.110
tell them out. You know what I really hated?

00:39:42.590 --> 00:39:45.400
When they had the president there. And he was

00:39:45.400 --> 00:39:47.440
trying to create this tension, like, what do

00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:49.179
we do? And there's a bit of silence, like a five

00:39:49.179 --> 00:39:50.639
second or maybe a little bit less silence. It

00:39:50.639 --> 00:39:53.239
felt like fucking forever. And he's like, oh,

00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:56.639
here we go. And he says, the war of the worlds

00:39:56.639 --> 00:39:58.900
to save us all. Yeah, I know. And he's like,

00:39:59.039 --> 00:40:02.000
oh, it's just not earned. It's like a shit line.

00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:04.860
Peter Griffin wouldn't even shout, oh my God,

00:40:04.860 --> 00:40:10.119
he said the name of the film. Even Peter Griffin

00:40:10.119 --> 00:40:12.739
would just go, no. In Family Guy, it would just

00:40:12.739 --> 00:40:14.800
be a groan and everyone would walk out and leave.

00:40:15.460 --> 00:40:18.599
I love the fact that the world is literally going

00:40:18.599 --> 00:40:21.659
to shit. It is already gone to shit and there's

00:40:21.659 --> 00:40:24.059
meteorites and people are dead and one of the

00:40:24.059 --> 00:40:26.699
highest people in the Zoom call is still just

00:40:26.699 --> 00:40:29.579
stood on the golf course. Yeah. Wouldn't you

00:40:29.579 --> 00:40:32.010
have been travelling by now? You know what? I

00:40:32.010 --> 00:40:34.190
just think that's a political kind of... Oh,

00:40:34.190 --> 00:40:36.449
that's just a dig. Fuck you. That's a dig. That's

00:40:36.449 --> 00:40:39.750
an absolute dig. Oh, and there's so much. So

00:40:39.750 --> 00:40:42.829
this is listed into tech nonsense, acting and

00:40:42.829 --> 00:40:47.030
characters, product placement bingo, CGI and

00:40:47.030 --> 00:40:51.309
visuals. It's got here. Oh, no. The aliens have

00:40:51.309 --> 00:40:54.550
down... Oh, so when you download data, it just

00:40:54.550 --> 00:40:57.030
deletes it, doesn't it? That really annoyed me.

00:40:57.070 --> 00:40:59.349
They're draining our servers. They're consuming

00:40:59.349 --> 00:41:02.840
it, yeah. So yeah, servers are being downloaded,

00:41:02.980 --> 00:41:06.599
all data deleted. Oh no, our cloud -powered cannons

00:41:06.599 --> 00:41:10.659
have stopped working. Really? Is that really

00:41:10.659 --> 00:41:13.619
what we're saying? The cannons that the army

00:41:13.619 --> 00:41:14.920
has used, you know, those things that are made

00:41:14.920 --> 00:41:17.500
out of metal that have no technology except for

00:41:17.500 --> 00:41:21.179
a firing pin. stopped working because the aliens

00:41:21.179 --> 00:41:23.099
downloaded the daiser. And did you see what it

00:41:23.099 --> 00:41:26.679
did after the humans started losing? It was doing

00:41:26.679 --> 00:41:29.659
all those stock footages of blown up stuff and

00:41:29.659 --> 00:41:32.139
they just had a load of rusted tanks. Yeah. It's

00:41:32.139 --> 00:41:34.219
like, well, where's that? What I really liked

00:41:34.219 --> 00:41:37.369
as well, the best one. When they say the army's

00:41:37.369 --> 00:41:40.369
going to go forward. They're taking down tripods

00:41:40.369 --> 00:41:41.829
as well, which just doesn't fit with the story

00:41:41.829 --> 00:41:43.170
at all. Yeah, they haven't got force fields.

00:41:43.269 --> 00:41:45.869
But they're like the military's going into towns

00:41:45.869 --> 00:41:48.750
and cities across the US. And they show tanks

00:41:48.750 --> 00:41:51.730
driving through the street. Spanish flags all

00:41:51.730 --> 00:41:54.150
along the flagpoles. I spotted that too. So that's

00:41:54.150 --> 00:41:55.809
Spain, not the US. Well done, guys. I spotted

00:41:55.809 --> 00:41:59.769
that too. Before we knew that they were eating

00:41:59.769 --> 00:42:04.550
the data. Oh, that's so stupid. My point was

00:42:04.550 --> 00:42:07.219
like... Data has a calorie count. Yeah, these

00:42:07.219 --> 00:42:11.099
aliens have got enough information to pinpoint

00:42:11.099 --> 00:42:14.840
exactly where all of our data centres are and

00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:16.960
all of our military positions are. They know

00:42:16.960 --> 00:42:23.719
all of that stuff, but yet they don't know what's

00:42:23.719 --> 00:42:26.719
in the data. So you know where all the stuff

00:42:26.719 --> 00:42:28.039
is, but they don't know what's actually in the

00:42:28.039 --> 00:42:29.480
data. Because at first I thought they were stealing

00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:33.219
the data. I know where every bit of ice cream

00:42:33.219 --> 00:42:35.320
in the UK is because I like eating ice cream.

00:42:36.659 --> 00:42:39.280
That's the same premise. They like eating data

00:42:39.280 --> 00:42:46.920
so they just know where it is. Also, we're jumping

00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:50.079
around the place now. The B2 bombers being sent

00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:52.480
to blow up the house. So they've got live footage

00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:55.659
of the DHS. And it's sunny outside. There's cars

00:42:55.659 --> 00:42:58.000
driving on the streets. That's just a normal

00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:00.420
day going on. There is nothing bad going on in

00:43:00.420 --> 00:43:03.199
this place at this moment. And then what does

00:43:03.199 --> 00:43:06.920
he say? He say, well, hang on. I've got to find

00:43:06.920 --> 00:43:09.599
where it is now. Shit. It's basically they say

00:43:09.599 --> 00:43:12.860
we're going to send two bombers. So we destroy

00:43:12.860 --> 00:43:16.599
it twice as hard. Yeah. Did you really just say

00:43:16.599 --> 00:43:20.630
that? Can I? put this film up for worst aeroplane

00:43:20.630 --> 00:43:23.489
crash in cinematic history, where it showed you

00:43:23.489 --> 00:43:25.610
the airport and the plane just falls out of the

00:43:25.610 --> 00:43:29.369
sky. I'm so sorry, but the plane not having data

00:43:29.369 --> 00:43:32.670
doesn't turn its fucking engines off. No. The

00:43:32.670 --> 00:43:34.730
guy would have been able to fucking land it.

00:43:34.769 --> 00:43:36.329
If they're flying in the air, how did they steal

00:43:36.329 --> 00:43:39.869
the plane's data? Well, yeah, I suppose, yeah.

00:43:39.869 --> 00:43:41.389
There is an air gap. Sucking it through wireless.

00:43:41.829 --> 00:43:44.250
Oh, well, then the air gap that they were saying

00:43:44.250 --> 00:43:47.199
about this. whatever the system the goliath system

00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:48.840
doesn't matter if it's got an air gap or not

00:43:48.840 --> 00:43:51.079
apparently they're wireless now as well no there's

00:43:51.079 --> 00:43:55.739
oh there are so many um plot holes in this um

00:43:55.739 --> 00:44:00.059
oh the the rap quotes throughout the film where

00:44:00.059 --> 00:44:02.099
he attacks the the thing that comes out the ground

00:44:02.099 --> 00:44:05.059
he goes move bitch get out the way oh my god

00:44:05.059 --> 00:44:08.099
all of them were so cringy he's like he was so

00:44:08.099 --> 00:44:11.489
okay so i I'm getting confused. Ice Cube's character

00:44:11.489 --> 00:44:15.610
was so incredibly unlikable. Way more unlikable

00:44:15.610 --> 00:44:18.190
than little Tommy Cruise's character was. Yeah.

00:44:18.349 --> 00:44:20.769
And they really were trying to force a redemption

00:44:20.769 --> 00:44:24.230
arc in with that email story. It was so not earned.

00:44:24.489 --> 00:44:27.630
Oh, yeah, no, no. It was just like, ugh. As soon

00:44:27.630 --> 00:44:30.869
as he started writing the email about being a

00:44:30.869 --> 00:44:32.389
father, I just thought, fuck you. Let's talk

00:44:32.389 --> 00:44:34.980
about this email, shall we? Let's talk about

00:44:34.980 --> 00:44:37.019
this email. All the data in the world has been

00:44:37.019 --> 00:44:39.579
consumed. It's been eaten. We get this wonderful

00:44:39.579 --> 00:44:41.860
scene of his wife being erased off Facebook and

00:44:41.860 --> 00:44:44.559
then Facebook being erased. Oh, but Gmail's fine.

00:44:44.900 --> 00:44:47.380
Oh, yeah, Gmail's all right. So Gmail stayed

00:44:47.380 --> 00:44:48.300
running throughout the entirety of it. Yeah,

00:44:48.300 --> 00:44:51.179
Google Cloud servers are much better. It's so

00:44:51.179 --> 00:44:54.019
fucking full of plot holes. Then the B -2 bombers

00:44:54.019 --> 00:44:56.960
flying in to blow them up. When you see all the

00:44:56.960 --> 00:44:59.460
flying scenes... The world looks absolutely fine.

00:44:59.519 --> 00:45:01.920
Very sunny, no aliens, no smoke, no damage anywhere.

00:45:02.260 --> 00:45:04.159
It's like, this is just stock footage again,

00:45:04.239 --> 00:45:07.119
isn't it, guys? And then no one would drop the

00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:09.539
phones. There's a scene where he's crawling to

00:45:09.539 --> 00:45:11.940
put the USB stick into the thing. And it's like,

00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:14.480
just put the fucking phone down, mate. Oh, the

00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:16.559
tentacles as well in that scene. They looked

00:45:16.559 --> 00:45:20.380
so awful. Every aspect of every moment of CGI

00:45:20.380 --> 00:45:24.840
in it was fucking dreadful. It's literally just

00:45:24.840 --> 00:45:26.699
like, we'll stick some filters over it and make

00:45:26.699 --> 00:45:29.440
it look really bad because let's say the network

00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:32.000
is being a bit glitchy at this point. Oh wait,

00:45:32.059 --> 00:45:34.079
hang on a moment. We have a terrorist drop a

00:45:34.079 --> 00:45:36.079
bomb on a London Underground train and London

00:45:36.079 --> 00:45:38.699
loses all phone signals and all networks. How

00:45:38.699 --> 00:45:41.579
the fuck is the worldwide internet still working

00:45:41.579 --> 00:45:44.920
for these people? Yeah. So yeah, I've got here

00:45:44.920 --> 00:45:47.000
phone networks, computer networks, all still

00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:49.380
working. They're all still able to make normal

00:45:49.380 --> 00:45:52.269
phone calls to each other. Yeah. That just wouldn't

00:45:52.269 --> 00:45:54.690
be happening at this point. So how is that all

00:45:54.690 --> 00:45:59.849
working? You know, more like ridiculous stuff.

00:46:00.010 --> 00:46:02.909
His daughter has made this DNA code thing and

00:46:02.909 --> 00:46:05.369
then they use it as a virus and stuff. And like,

00:46:05.449 --> 00:46:07.210
oh, but how are we going to get it to go into

00:46:07.210 --> 00:46:08.750
Kona? I don't know. We just give it to dad and

00:46:08.750 --> 00:46:11.519
he'll translate it. What? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:11.679 --> 00:46:14.039
Give it to Dave. He'll turn it into computer

00:46:14.039 --> 00:46:15.440
code. He's got like 20 million fucking supercomputers

00:46:15.440 --> 00:46:18.380
in his NSA office that he can just instantly

00:46:18.380 --> 00:46:21.699
make up this program. I'll rewrite the DNA program.

00:46:22.139 --> 00:46:25.539
Dave, you turn it into computer code. Yeah. Yeah,

00:46:25.619 --> 00:46:28.730
okay. Of course. Well, what she's got in her

00:46:28.730 --> 00:46:30.030
hands is like an iPhone, which has probably got

00:46:30.030 --> 00:46:32.469
no battery left, probably. Well, and bear in

00:46:32.469 --> 00:46:34.349
mind, she's also lost a huge amount of blood

00:46:34.349 --> 00:46:35.969
at this point, which she decided to pull a piece

00:46:35.969 --> 00:46:39.230
of rebar out of her leg, which, by the way, the

00:46:39.230 --> 00:46:42.630
boyfriend fixes with sellotape. Yay, tourniquets

00:46:42.630 --> 00:46:45.070
are with sellotape. To be honest, I found that

00:46:45.070 --> 00:46:49.349
the least, the most believable part of the entire

00:46:49.349 --> 00:46:51.010
film. And then we get the drone bit, which we've

00:46:51.010 --> 00:46:52.309
already talked about. And then the fucking drone

00:46:52.309 --> 00:46:55.920
bit. Oh, my God. Jesus, oh, there's a bogey on

00:46:55.920 --> 00:46:59.460
your tail. Do a barrel roll. Oh, fucking hell.

00:46:59.460 --> 00:47:02.360
Who are you aiming this at? Like, we're millennials.

00:47:02.619 --> 00:47:07.980
We get it. Fuck off. We hate this film. The acting

00:47:07.980 --> 00:47:11.079
was so wooden as well. No one acted well in it.

00:47:11.139 --> 00:47:19.219
No one. The guy who played Jeffreys, he obviously...

00:47:20.009 --> 00:47:22.630
needed some money. Maybe he must have a tax bill

00:47:22.630 --> 00:47:24.530
come through for him to have gone for this. That

00:47:24.530 --> 00:47:27.590
terrible Photoshop image of him allegedly in

00:47:27.590 --> 00:47:29.429
the... Grinning at the camera. Grinning at the

00:47:29.429 --> 00:47:32.329
camera. It's so badly Photoshopped and then they've

00:47:32.329 --> 00:47:34.869
just used Pixelate. But like, why were some of

00:47:34.869 --> 00:47:36.730
the people's faces blurred out in some of the

00:47:36.730 --> 00:47:39.070
stock footage and stuff? Like, random people's

00:47:39.070 --> 00:47:40.949
faces were like, blurred out. Because it's stock

00:47:40.949 --> 00:47:42.570
footage and they're probably not allowed to use

00:47:42.570 --> 00:47:43.789
it. Well, they probably didn't get permission

00:47:43.789 --> 00:47:45.690
from that person, maybe. It wouldn't surprise

00:47:45.690 --> 00:47:50.059
me. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated

00:47:50.059 --> 00:47:53.579
it. I hated it. Yeah, the tripods walking, they're

00:47:53.579 --> 00:47:55.719
all doing the same animation. They've just timed

00:47:55.719 --> 00:47:58.400
it differently. So when you see the three of

00:47:58.400 --> 00:48:00.659
them striding across the countryside, they're

00:48:00.659 --> 00:48:03.480
all at different frames of animation, but they

00:48:03.480 --> 00:48:05.900
are all doing the same animation. So the tendrils,

00:48:05.940 --> 00:48:08.639
the legs are all moving exactly the same way.

00:48:08.780 --> 00:48:11.619
The bit where they're nearer the end, where I

00:48:11.619 --> 00:48:13.940
think it's when he shoots one of the drones or

00:48:13.940 --> 00:48:17.219
something. The tripod does an instant 180 in

00:48:17.219 --> 00:48:20.699
one frame. In one single frame, he does a 180

00:48:20.699 --> 00:48:22.800
and shoots something up the sky. It was really

00:48:22.800 --> 00:48:25.780
jarring. I hate the bit as well. Dave crashes

00:48:25.780 --> 00:48:28.480
whatever he's flying into the tripod and you

00:48:28.480 --> 00:48:31.980
get the Amazon Prime Air drone fly through the

00:48:31.980 --> 00:48:35.059
fire and the world's worst transition to then

00:48:35.059 --> 00:48:39.820
being inside in basically an Amazon office somewhere.

00:48:39.820 --> 00:48:41.860
That drone would have crashed then. It wouldn't

00:48:41.860 --> 00:48:43.159
have survived that. It would have instantly melted

00:48:43.159 --> 00:48:46.599
some circuitry. How has it got that far? The

00:48:46.599 --> 00:48:49.420
remote controller he's using is a standard remote

00:48:49.420 --> 00:48:53.760
control used for FPV drone flying. You'd be lucky

00:48:53.760 --> 00:48:57.920
to get 100 or 200 metres on it. Yeah. It's just...

00:48:57.920 --> 00:49:04.940
It's awful. Is it worse because you know all

00:49:04.940 --> 00:49:06.780
of the tech they're using and the whole thing?

00:49:06.960 --> 00:49:09.800
Is that what made it worse for you? I think just

00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:11.639
what made it worse for me was it being shit.

00:49:12.039 --> 00:49:13.719
Oh, there you go. We're going to hit it twice.

00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:22.039
Twice as hard just in case. Odd. So when Dave

00:49:22.039 --> 00:49:25.119
turns up alive and goes, oh, yeah, no, I'm just

00:49:25.119 --> 00:49:27.239
crashing at Kieran's house or whoever it is.

00:49:27.880 --> 00:49:32.340
And the dad ice cube gets angry because his house

00:49:32.340 --> 00:49:35.239
has been blown up. They blew up my house with

00:49:35.239 --> 00:49:37.920
my dead wife's stuff. You prick, Dave. Yeah.

00:49:38.570 --> 00:49:40.750
So yeah, you've got all of that. Yeah, the disruptor's

00:49:40.750 --> 00:49:45.090
not using the VPN. Let's hope the aliens don't

00:49:45.090 --> 00:49:47.050
have, hmm, antivirus, seeing that they're obsessed

00:49:47.050 --> 00:49:51.449
with data. Oh, the war games reference. Shall

00:49:51.449 --> 00:49:54.809
we play a game? Yeah, again, another reference.

00:49:55.030 --> 00:49:57.889
Another reference to a film far superior than

00:49:57.889 --> 00:50:00.989
this ever will be. Yeah. And then all the shit

00:50:00.989 --> 00:50:03.210
of, oh, these are the aliens that came in Roswell

00:50:03.210 --> 00:50:09.199
looking for data. And again, you could say that

00:50:09.199 --> 00:50:12.980
that's a reference. Short circuit. He's constantly

00:50:12.980 --> 00:50:16.760
going around going, input, input, as he's reading

00:50:16.760 --> 00:50:19.800
all the books. The voice decryption. Oh, the

00:50:19.800 --> 00:50:21.920
voice decryption. No one thought to do a voice

00:50:21.920 --> 00:50:24.800
decryption. It's not even voice decryption. He

00:50:24.800 --> 00:50:26.860
literally did what we do in audition to make

00:50:26.860 --> 00:50:28.579
the chipmunk voice. He went in and was like,

00:50:28.679 --> 00:50:32.090
huh, let's change the pitch. Oh, it's my son.

00:50:32.429 --> 00:50:34.909
Yeah, the thing is, you can make any voice sound

00:50:34.909 --> 00:50:37.110
like any voice by fucking around in audition.

00:50:37.590 --> 00:50:39.889
But it's like, but he did the decryption software

00:50:39.889 --> 00:50:43.090
first to break through whatever, I don't know,

00:50:43.110 --> 00:50:45.449
whatever they used to do the voice. Like, you

00:50:45.449 --> 00:50:48.710
at no point thought to do that. For you should

00:50:48.710 --> 00:50:50.949
have done that from the very, very beginning.

00:50:51.389 --> 00:50:53.960
He's just shit at his job, mate. oh and then

00:50:53.960 --> 00:50:57.500
i got her can sandra please just die i'm getting

00:50:57.500 --> 00:50:59.820
sick of him hanging up the calls from her when

00:50:59.820 --> 00:51:02.260
really important things are going just so he

00:51:02.260 --> 00:51:04.059
can reconnect with his daughter and children

00:51:04.059 --> 00:51:06.380
yeah to be fair there might have been a film

00:51:06.380 --> 00:51:08.679
in it if it'd been following her she's out on

00:51:08.679 --> 00:51:11.340
the ground she's discovering that that's next

00:51:11.340 --> 00:51:14.420
year war of the world sandra's view yeah like

00:51:14.420 --> 00:51:17.159
and yeah she's the one who discovers everything

00:51:17.159 --> 00:51:20.139
about the little creatures Oh, yeah, the little...

00:51:20.139 --> 00:51:22.699
So there's no aliens, it's just those little

00:51:22.699 --> 00:51:26.239
bugs. Yes, there wasn't any aliens, was there?

00:51:26.360 --> 00:51:27.920
No, it's the little bugs. They just like data,

00:51:27.940 --> 00:51:30.059
they eat them. So those little bugs made the

00:51:30.059 --> 00:51:33.000
big tripods. Well, the tripods are aliens as

00:51:33.000 --> 00:51:35.099
well because they're genetic. They've got blood

00:51:35.099 --> 00:51:36.920
and they've got circuits. Oh, yeah. They are

00:51:36.920 --> 00:51:42.139
the alien. Just... Oh, I've got 28 minutes. He's

00:51:42.139 --> 00:51:44.269
like... His daughter's been injured. And he's

00:51:44.269 --> 00:51:46.750
like, I'm coming, I'm coming. And he runs up

00:51:46.750 --> 00:51:48.469
and he opens, tries to open the door. He's like,

00:51:48.510 --> 00:51:50.650
oh no, we've been locked down. But when he opens,

00:51:50.730 --> 00:51:53.269
tries to open the door, the entire frame and

00:51:53.269 --> 00:51:55.710
door just wobbles. He's like, oh no, a wobbly

00:51:55.710 --> 00:51:57.909
door has stopped me leaving the premises. Yeah,

00:51:57.909 --> 00:52:00.329
saw that, yeah. I thought exactly the same thing

00:52:00.329 --> 00:52:05.269
as I said, shit. And then the first 15 minutes

00:52:05.269 --> 00:52:08.989
of the film, it's just like, okay, this is pretty

00:52:08.989 --> 00:52:13.900
rubbish. Right, so the disruptors have gone live

00:52:13.900 --> 00:52:16.280
on YouTube and he's got the search warrant and

00:52:16.280 --> 00:52:18.320
they're in the house, yeah? And then he brings

00:52:18.320 --> 00:52:20.659
up the floor plan of the house and it's got cameras

00:52:20.659 --> 00:52:22.920
everywhere. And did you notice, he clicks on

00:52:22.920 --> 00:52:25.760
one camera and it's a meme video. He clicks on

00:52:25.760 --> 00:52:28.460
another camera, it's a meme video. And then he

00:52:28.460 --> 00:52:31.820
clicks on the camera that allegedly the disruptors

00:52:31.820 --> 00:52:34.519
is in the disruptors room and it's just the YouTube

00:52:34.519 --> 00:52:37.900
video of the disruptor. Yep. But all the other

00:52:37.900 --> 00:52:39.940
cameras then show his team entering the house.

00:52:40.019 --> 00:52:43.409
It's like... What sort of system is this? Yeah.

00:52:45.730 --> 00:52:50.510
It deserves all the hate it's getting. Absolutely,

00:52:50.809 --> 00:52:54.150
yeah. The fact that it's just immediately open

00:52:54.150 --> 00:52:56.949
with Windows 10 and then Microsoft Teams just

00:52:56.949 --> 00:52:59.710
grated straight away. And then it ends with the

00:52:59.710 --> 00:53:02.530
doors looking at a Mac laptop. And it's the same

00:53:02.530 --> 00:53:04.929
login animation they've used for Windows, but

00:53:04.929 --> 00:53:08.809
for Mac OS instead now. That's not how it works.

00:53:10.379 --> 00:53:15.119
Oh, so, so angry. So, so angry. Oh, and he didn't

00:53:15.119 --> 00:53:18.460
die. No injuries on him. No, not a scratch. Not

00:53:18.460 --> 00:53:20.000
a scratch at all. Didn't even put him in a sling.

00:53:20.239 --> 00:53:25.659
And then for some reason we needed Mark overacting

00:53:25.659 --> 00:53:27.800
in the van again because he can't understand

00:53:27.800 --> 00:53:30.559
where, for the second time, Will is talking to

00:53:30.559 --> 00:53:33.980
him randomly. Oh, yeah. It's like, hang on, you've

00:53:33.980 --> 00:53:36.739
already had this. And you're basically doing

00:53:36.739 --> 00:53:38.900
the whole Disney princess thing where everything

00:53:38.900 --> 00:53:42.579
has to be over exaggerated, looking around like

00:53:42.579 --> 00:53:45.320
a dick. And my favorite, favorite, favorite plot

00:53:45.320 --> 00:53:48.519
point to this, it was a really big thing that

00:53:48.519 --> 00:53:51.519
he hadn't been invited to the baby shower, the

00:53:51.519 --> 00:53:55.659
baby shower of five people of which four of them

00:53:55.659 --> 00:53:57.239
were in the fucking film with him. And then there's

00:53:57.239 --> 00:53:59.099
a fifth random character. We don't know who that

00:53:59.099 --> 00:54:03.469
is. No, that was Sandra. Was that Sandra? Yeah,

00:54:03.510 --> 00:54:06.789
it was Sandra. So are we saying the baby shower

00:54:06.789 --> 00:54:09.230
he didn't get invited to, his NASA friend got

00:54:09.230 --> 00:54:11.630
invited to? Or are we saying that everyone in

00:54:11.630 --> 00:54:13.510
the baby shower got killed in this tragedy? I

00:54:13.510 --> 00:54:15.030
think everyone got killed and they redid it.

00:54:15.130 --> 00:54:17.070
I think they all got killed so they've redone

00:54:17.070 --> 00:54:19.329
it and they've invited Sandra. Well, they had

00:54:19.329 --> 00:54:21.769
an extra size of cake. They made a t -shirt for

00:54:21.769 --> 00:54:24.699
her so she'd already got an invitation. Oh, you're

00:54:24.699 --> 00:54:27.119
right. And I doubt the T -shirt printing shops

00:54:27.119 --> 00:54:29.239
had opened. And it said NASA. It said NASA on

00:54:29.239 --> 00:54:30.860
it too, didn't it? Oh, of course it did. NASA,

00:54:31.019 --> 00:54:33.300
yes. I thought it was like that. NASA. Oh, who's

00:54:33.300 --> 00:54:35.639
that? Okay, fair enough. Of course it's fucking

00:54:35.639 --> 00:54:38.360
NASA. Shit. And I liked saying I like. But yeah,

00:54:38.360 --> 00:54:40.000
they'd already made her a T -shirt. So it's like

00:54:40.000 --> 00:54:42.039
Sue was expected, but these two were going to

00:54:42.039 --> 00:54:44.039
invite the one connection to the family they

00:54:44.039 --> 00:54:48.079
had. Now, I don't use Microsoft Teams, but when

00:54:48.079 --> 00:54:52.840
he called FBI agent whatever, their name was...

00:54:53.050 --> 00:54:55.550
FBI agent whatever yeah and then as soon as the

00:54:55.550 --> 00:54:57.429
call connected it put their name on the right

00:54:57.429 --> 00:55:00.409
hand side the name was different yes so that

00:55:00.409 --> 00:55:02.789
doesn't make sense also this person who's going

00:55:02.789 --> 00:55:05.750
around saying saying to his son you don't know

00:55:05.750 --> 00:55:07.829
what I do here I'm in the world's most secure

00:55:07.829 --> 00:55:10.769
place that's why we don't have thumb drives yeah

00:55:10.769 --> 00:55:13.030
they also wouldn't let you have whatsapp on your

00:55:13.030 --> 00:55:15.010
own computer because guess what you might be

00:55:15.010 --> 00:55:17.170
sending really important secret documents to

00:55:17.170 --> 00:55:20.000
people yeah like oh You just did that, didn't

00:55:20.000 --> 00:55:22.019
you? You put it live on YouTube. The unencrypted

00:55:22.019 --> 00:55:24.400
PDF file saying exactly what it was that you

00:55:24.400 --> 00:55:27.119
just sent via WhatsApp to an agent's phone. Exactly,

00:55:27.360 --> 00:55:31.579
yeah. And I think they would have somebody watching

00:55:31.579 --> 00:55:35.300
what he's doing. Yes. He would be logged. Okay,

00:55:35.420 --> 00:55:40.130
so we saw today that you... access to this camera

00:55:40.130 --> 00:55:42.269
footage to follow your daughter around. Would

00:55:42.269 --> 00:55:44.309
you like to explain that to us? Yeah. We've looked

00:55:44.309 --> 00:55:46.190
at your logs and for the past three years of

00:55:46.190 --> 00:55:48.309
working here, you've followed your daughter,

00:55:48.329 --> 00:55:50.510
followed your son, followed your daughter's boyfriend,

00:55:50.730 --> 00:55:53.329
which we think is even weirder. Yeah. You've

00:55:53.329 --> 00:55:56.789
hacked into three cars. Oh, it's just ridiculous.

00:55:57.190 --> 00:55:59.150
And of course, the daughter kicking off at him

00:55:59.150 --> 00:56:00.650
when she's bleeding death in the back of the

00:56:00.650 --> 00:56:03.170
Tesla. Yeah. You don't do anything for us, dad.

00:56:03.210 --> 00:56:05.909
I'm a grown woman now. I can do it on my own.

00:56:05.969 --> 00:56:08.730
I really want him to say, okay then. You go and

00:56:08.730 --> 00:56:10.349
hack a Tesla and get it to drive you somewhere

00:56:10.349 --> 00:56:12.449
safely. Go on. I've stopped the car. Off you

00:56:12.449 --> 00:56:16.250
go. Ungrateful bitch. Right now, I'm saving your

00:56:16.250 --> 00:56:19.230
life. So accept that I've just hacked your car

00:56:19.230 --> 00:56:20.630
and got you going where you're going. Let's put

00:56:20.630 --> 00:56:23.130
all of this quite valid criticisms of my behaviour

00:56:23.130 --> 00:56:25.010
to one side just for a moment while the world

00:56:25.010 --> 00:56:26.989
is ending and let me get you somewhere. Which,

00:56:27.050 --> 00:56:29.510
of course, by the way, the Tesla could outspeed

00:56:29.510 --> 00:56:32.309
the tripod, whereas all the helicopters and jet

00:56:32.309 --> 00:56:33.809
planes that had flown around it had just been

00:56:33.809 --> 00:56:36.960
blown away. But her Tesla... It just looked and

00:56:36.960 --> 00:56:39.760
went, I can't be bothered to shoot that. I'm

00:56:39.760 --> 00:56:43.199
sure it also said destination is one mile away.

00:56:44.179 --> 00:56:46.539
Yeah, but then he changed his destination to

00:56:46.539 --> 00:56:48.239
go somewhere else. But I thought it said that

00:56:48.239 --> 00:56:50.639
after he changed the destination. Oh, I don't

00:56:50.639 --> 00:56:55.139
know. No, destination range left one mile, which

00:56:55.139 --> 00:56:57.599
is why he then puts it to low battery mode. That's

00:56:57.599 --> 00:57:01.059
what I missed. Low battery mode. Oh, you have

00:57:01.059 --> 00:57:03.659
19 miles now. Yeah, as you can tell, I gave up

00:57:03.659 --> 00:57:05.880
a lot of the time, so I did miss a few things.

00:57:06.179 --> 00:57:08.860
Oh, yeah. Where did the B -2 bombers take off

00:57:08.860 --> 00:57:12.179
from, bearing in mind that the tripods, halfway

00:57:12.179 --> 00:57:13.659
through the film, he says, they're attacking

00:57:13.659 --> 00:57:15.719
all our military bases. They've destroyed all

00:57:15.719 --> 00:57:17.840
the runways. Well, the problem was they ate all

00:57:17.840 --> 00:57:19.440
the data, so then they wouldn't be able to find

00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:23.489
any information anymore. But they literally said

00:57:23.489 --> 00:57:25.690
we blew up all the runways and then we get stopped

00:57:25.690 --> 00:57:27.869
footage of the B2s taking off on a beautiful

00:57:27.869 --> 00:57:29.849
sunny day with no smoke in the background already.

00:57:30.230 --> 00:57:33.570
You could have just had their CGI artists. The

00:57:33.570 --> 00:57:35.570
CGI was shiznuff already. Just have them put

00:57:35.570 --> 00:57:37.610
some smoke in the background. I am not letting

00:57:37.610 --> 00:57:39.610
them get away with saying that this is a COVID

00:57:39.610 --> 00:57:41.809
film for it being the way it is. Because Mission

00:57:41.809 --> 00:57:44.849
Impossible was a COVID film. Yeah, exactly. And

00:57:44.849 --> 00:57:47.989
everyone criticised Tom Cruise for shouting at

00:57:47.989 --> 00:57:50.489
that actor or the group of actors. He was in...

00:57:50.920 --> 00:57:53.739
Tom Cruise loses it. Rude to film production.

00:57:53.739 --> 00:57:57.380
He did that for a reason because he saved, and

00:57:57.380 --> 00:58:00.579
I don't stand up for him often, but he saved

00:58:00.579 --> 00:58:04.739
huge amount of people's jobs by making sure people

00:58:04.739 --> 00:58:08.599
follow the COVID rules and then making them all

00:58:08.599 --> 00:58:10.610
isolate. and then they could film, which meant

00:58:10.610 --> 00:58:12.469
they carried on getting paid. There are people

00:58:12.469 --> 00:58:16.050
that say he's basically responsible for saving

00:58:16.050 --> 00:58:19.090
the industry during that time because of the

00:58:19.090 --> 00:58:22.289
way he was and was making them do these particular

00:58:22.289 --> 00:58:26.550
things. He gets quite rightly so lauded up for

00:58:26.550 --> 00:58:29.690
how he actually was during that time. And he

00:58:29.690 --> 00:58:32.150
had to be strict. Yes, absolutely. He had to

00:58:32.150 --> 00:58:34.519
be strict, though, because, yeah, in... hindsight

00:58:34.519 --> 00:58:37.659
2020 we all know a bit different now but at the

00:58:37.659 --> 00:58:41.099
time we didn't and he just was working with what

00:58:41.099 --> 00:58:44.159
he got and this isn't a we shouldn't be glazing

00:58:44.159 --> 00:58:46.280
little tommy cruz when we're talking about a

00:58:46.280 --> 00:58:48.179
shit war of the worlds film over here but you

00:58:48.179 --> 00:58:51.460
know no but when his film but when mission impossible

00:58:51.460 --> 00:58:57.489
2005 pisses all over this Even the bloody 60s

00:58:57.489 --> 00:59:00.329
film pisses all over this film. Oh, sorry. Yeah,

00:59:00.769 --> 00:59:03.070
sorry, with Tommy Cruise. But no, going back

00:59:03.070 --> 00:59:04.750
to what you were saying, yeah, you can't fault

00:59:04.750 --> 00:59:08.590
him. And this is just, this is disgusting. This

00:59:08.590 --> 00:59:13.710
is fucking awful. Absolutely awful. I've not

00:59:13.710 --> 00:59:18.150
often sat in a film and just been watching the

00:59:18.150 --> 00:59:20.610
clock. I think I stopped at one point. It was

00:59:20.610 --> 00:59:25.000
45 minutes in. The depression that hit me knowing

00:59:25.000 --> 00:59:27.840
that I still had another 45 fucking minutes of

00:59:27.840 --> 00:59:31.440
this. I messaged the group going 41 minutes in.

00:59:31.500 --> 00:59:34.960
Oh my God, this is painful. Literally, it got

00:59:34.960 --> 00:59:37.119
to 49 minutes and I thought half an hour had

00:59:37.119 --> 00:59:41.380
passed. It's been eight minutes. I wish I was

00:59:41.380 --> 00:59:44.500
joking. It's not an exaggeration. Because it's

00:59:44.500 --> 00:59:47.139
following from this weird choice they made of

00:59:47.139 --> 00:59:49.980
following from his screen, just looking at him

00:59:49.980 --> 00:59:53.920
like you're watching a webcam. It's bizarre.

00:59:54.760 --> 00:59:59.900
Oh, it's so boring and rubbish and shit. Acting

00:59:59.900 --> 01:00:03.820
is shit. The plot is shit. The CGI is shit. Everything

01:00:03.820 --> 01:00:05.780
about it is fucking shit. What did you think

01:00:05.780 --> 01:00:09.480
about it? You know what? I'm going to read just

01:00:09.480 --> 01:00:11.719
what ChatGPT has given me as the final verdict

01:00:11.719 --> 01:00:15.860
for the podcast. Score half a star for unintentional

01:00:15.860 --> 01:00:20.639
comedy. The best description that it could give

01:00:20.639 --> 01:00:23.219
it was a Microsoft Teams training video with

01:00:23.219 --> 01:00:28.679
tripods. And if I want to rant about it, this

01:00:28.679 --> 01:00:30.840
film proves the real war of the worlds isn't

01:00:30.840 --> 01:00:33.039
aliens versus humans, it's me versus product

01:00:33.039 --> 01:00:38.969
placement. Oh, God. It's shocking. It's so, so

01:00:38.969 --> 01:00:46.170
much. Just, I'm, yeah, it's awful. Just awful.

01:00:46.289 --> 01:00:50.070
I can't find anything positive about it. No,

01:00:50.230 --> 01:00:54.409
me neither. Let's just end it there. Fucking

01:00:54.409 --> 01:01:04.539
hell, I hated it. Transfer complete. Okay. That

01:01:04.539 --> 01:01:07.980
was the end of our War of the Worlds trilogy.

01:01:08.679 --> 01:01:11.760
No more War of the Worlds. Yeah, no, I don't

01:01:11.760 --> 01:01:13.679
think I could face it. No, we're having a break

01:01:13.679 --> 01:01:16.260
from that. Well, we're not having a break from

01:01:16.260 --> 01:01:19.719
aliens in particular because we're going to watch

01:01:19.719 --> 01:01:22.440
something, a film I have not yet seen. I've been

01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:24.880
desperate to see it. This is finally a reason

01:01:24.880 --> 01:01:30.599
that I can see it. And it's 2022 was its release

01:01:30.599 --> 01:01:34.480
date. And it's by director and writer Jordan

01:01:34.480 --> 01:01:37.960
Peele, and it is Nope. And I saw this at the

01:01:37.960 --> 01:01:41.559
cinema, and the soundscape, the sound design

01:01:41.559 --> 01:01:45.300
is terrifying. And you, on your system especially,

01:01:45.780 --> 01:01:49.099
will thoroughly enjoy one scene because it really

01:01:49.099 --> 01:01:51.619
made me feel so uncomfortable in the cinema,

01:01:51.719 --> 01:01:53.880
I nearly got up and left. Not because I hated

01:01:53.880 --> 01:01:56.460
it, the film, but because I felt so uncomfortable

01:01:56.460 --> 01:01:59.949
by the sound. Yeah, so I've not seen... I know

01:01:59.949 --> 01:02:02.590
so little about this, barely even that it's got

01:02:02.590 --> 01:02:05.710
aliens in it. Well, it's a very, very stupid

01:02:05.710 --> 01:02:09.969
alien, but actually it works. Yeah. And then

01:02:09.969 --> 01:02:13.309
after this one, I think we'll workshop, but I

01:02:13.309 --> 01:02:15.730
want to go back to like the 80s. Maybe we'll

01:02:15.730 --> 01:02:16.469
watch like Running Man or something. Could I

01:02:16.469 --> 01:02:17.969
choose something? Yeah, you can choose something.

01:02:18.489 --> 01:02:20.610
Absolutely, you can choose something. Yeah. Okay,

01:02:20.690 --> 01:02:23.349
I'll choose something. Yeah. Anyway, next time,

01:02:23.389 --> 01:02:29.719
2022, nope. Bye. Command functions are offline.

01:02:30.800 --> 01:02:32.500
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01:02:32.500 --> 01:02:36.559
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01:02:36.559 --> 01:02:39.900
section. Now he doesn't want to talk. He's going

01:02:39.900 --> 01:02:42.739
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