Captain. Captain. Captain Tom, what's gotten
into you? Captain? What? Captain, our integrity
is at 32%. Any more of this and we're going to
be Gordon Chowder. Captain Gordon, what are you
on about? Captain, oh for fuck's sake. Breach
to engineering. Engineering. Hello? Thank God.
Rob, what's the status of the solar displacement
array? The what? The solar displacement array.
Yeah, I'm still not getting you. Fuck's sake.
Rob? Oh, shit, Tom. What the hell's going on?
Why am I in an engineering room on a ship that
looks older than your mum's knickers? Oh, have
you known my mum's knickers are always fresh
and new? No, sorry, of course. You're right.
Your mum's knickers are wonderful and so is she.
Sorry, I'm just a little bit confused. Right,
apology accepted. Now then, what mess have you
gotten us into now? Me? You're the one who broke
the quantum time field manipulation mirror. No,
I didn't. You fucking did. No, I was snogging
to Paul. You got jealous and smashed it with
your big fat face. I have a fat face? Sorry,
sorry, I'm stressed too. What the fuck are you
two on about? One second, we're just having a
chat about something. Sir, it is hardly the time.
Did she call you sir? Yeah, apparently I'm captain.
Oh no, we really are fucked. Twat. Look. Clearly
what's happened is smashing the mirror caused
a time -dimensional fluctuation flare that has
transported us into a mirror dimension. It's
easily solved. Oh yeah? Yeah, we just need to
reset the watches and press the button. It will
reverse the transgenital recuperator array and
transfigure our molecular diapathic thresholds
to realign them with our original dimension.
It's simple, really. Yeah, sounds it. Another
TrekTube video, was it? No, Trektop. Ah. Ah?
My watch appears to be malfunctioning. Try yours.
Fuck. Captain, please. Yes, sorry. The Gorn,
Rob. Is the thingy ready? If by thingy you mean
the solar displacement array, which is actually
a Scotty Gorn transponder, then yes, it's ready.
I saw it in pieces on the desk here. You know,
I once hostiled with a Gorn back on my gap year
on Parnassus Beta. Galfark, his name was. Lovely
chap. Great hair. But yeah, anyway, ancient technology.
You know, my mum had the first one ever built
on a mantelpiece for years. Great. Terminal,
then. Right, mate. She's bossy. Ah. Where's that
ah again? It appears this dimension's gone. Don't
use the same transponder frequency as the ones
we're familiar with. Oh, dear. Hull integrity's
of 5%. Gorn boarding parties are on decks 3,
9, 19 and 21. All personnel, abandon ship. It's
been a pleasure serving with you, Captain. Have
a problem? I'm aware, but there's no time for
a psychiatry session. The Gorn have breached
engineering. I don't plan on becoming a warm
meat sack for a Gorn nightmare fetus. Computers,
start self -destruct sequence. Um, Tom Alpha
69. Affirmative. Gone. On the bridge. Return
fire. It's got me. I don't want to be fucked
by a super mutant lizard. Tom, Tom, it's going
to exit me. Rob, no. Jesus Christ, what the bloody
hell happened? Where are we now? I don't know
if Ashley got caught on this one. Hello, and
welcome to the Untitled Stupid Idiot Show. I'm
Rob, he's Tom. Hi. It's been ages. It has been
ages. But sci -fi has happened. Lots of sci -fi
has happened. Lots of sausage -y sci -fi has
happened, and lots of sausage -y sci -fi to talk
about, so let's get on with it. No. But first...
Beep, beep, boop, beep, click, click, beep. Right,
there was a, I guess the intro, how many weeks
ago? A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away.
Four, six weeks ago, whenever the last time we
had an episode. And we had a winner, as I just
recalled by going through one of my socials.
And the winner, drumroll please. Thank you. Incredibly
realistic drumroll. James. James. I'm not going
to say his surname. James, well done, mate. That's
at jimbo8e6 .bluesky .social. He once again,
for his second time, he's the first person to
ever get it done right twice, I think. I think
so. I think so. Not even... Manage that one.
Beep that. Stop. Stop. No, no, we're not saying
names. No, I'm going to start dropping that R
word in all of that. I nearly did when we were
outside the church. It was God that stopped me.
Right. So well done, James. You've got all six
of these correct. And I actually had to go into
your. message to me to remind myself what they
even were well done so let me just open up the
file and we're playing we'll say i will guess
along with you he's pointing at this because
i haven't unmuted it i was just gonna say i didn't
know if you'd remembered or not i hadn't thank
you In a response, normal. Okay. Are we talking
films here or are they games? They're all films.
No, they're films. Not Robocop, is it? Nope.
Pin? Blue. Blue. Smurfs? Miranda and I went to
Disney's version of their land while we were
on holiday. Well, that was either Super Mario.
I think I sent you a photo. Oh, shit. Really?
Floating Islands. I can't read that from here.
She's cheating. She's cheating. Go on. Tell me
what it is. Go on, Miranda. Avatar. She didn't
even hear the clear picture. Avatar. There we
go. Avatar. So that did get... Should have caught
James out at first, and then I allowed him to
try again on that one. Right. Yeah. If you can
just about hear them say, Jake, Jake. So this
is the scene just where he's very first got put
into the Avatar and they're waking him up. I
have only seen Avatar once. I wasn't blown away
with it, I'm afraid. I've not watched the second
one. The second one's really good. It makes you
actually care about a space whale. Genuinely
care about a space whale. More than Free Willy
does. That's not a space whale, but you know
what I mean. I don't know what you watch. Right,
next. It was so strange hearing Shepard's voice
in the mouth of that creature last night. That's
a never sexy one. It's not meant to be. I think
this was a really tough one, so I was surprised
that anybody got it. I wouldn't get this, I don't
think. Clue? Annihilation. Annihilation by any
chance, because of the one you said earlier.
Yeah, okay. It's annihilation. Yeah, well done.
Okay, next one. I don't even know what annihilation
is. So I think there's something on Earth, isn't
it? Like an area on Earth that's infected with
something. I'm going to have to IMDB now. And
they go into it. Isn't that what happens in Annihilation,
Miranda? Annihilation. I'd never even heard of
it. The Netflix thing, I think. Annihilation.
I remember it being very good, and she's talking
about a giant mutant bear thing. It's like when
creatures go into it, they kind of morph into
these versions of themselves, all these gross
things. It kind of does it to people, too. Oh,
Natalie Portman. Yeah, Natalie Portman's in it,
yeah. A biologist signs up for a dangerous secret
expedition in which the laws of nature don't
apply. Not a clue. Never heard of it. Oh, it's
really good. You should watch it. Recommended.
Seal of approval. Stamp. Right, next one. As
far as you go. No matter what I do. This is as
far as you ever make it. Okay, that sounds funny
because I had to cut it down. So that's little
Tommy Cruise. Little Tom Cruise. Little Tommy
Cruise. Little Tommy Cruise. Yeah, that's him.
As far as you get. So it's not Oblivion. It's
not the one we like. What one are you saying
the one we like? We like all of them. Everyone
with him. The one we literally watched, or I
watched the other day, where they have the Ooloo
pee -pee -poo -poo women in milk and the wooden
balls. Can't think of it. Minority Report, there
you go. There's a crack in the film, that one.
Righto, that's the best thing there is. When
did you say Ooloo pee -pee -poo -poo? That's
Adam and Joe. I'm blaming Adam and Joe for that
one. He was laughing when you said that. He's
gone. And Miranda in the background is crying.
Yeah, that was his example of, Miranda, of what
he thinks the girls in the water, the milky water.
The milky water? What was it you said the first
time? The hula -peep -peep -peep. No, you said,
who are peep -peep -peeping in the milky water?
With the marbles. Right, yeah. Edge of tomorrow?
Edge of tomorrow, that's right, yeah. Yeah, because
as far as we ever got, well done. Try harder.
Yeah, must try harder. Next. A still suit is
a high -efficiency filtration system. Come on.
Still suit. Oh. Round to play along. Still suit.
What's the film? Still suit? What films have
they got still suits? They've got still suits.
Lots of people have them, yeah. You have to have
one. Oh, she will not survive. Arrakis. Oh, Dune.
Dune, yay. Still not seen it. I think it's actually
from the remade ones, but I didn't care. Anyone,
could you say Dune? I didn't care. You haven't
seen Dune? No. The original? No. Either of the
new ones? No. Oh, dear God. Too long. What we
are? What are we? Oh, man, why do I got to be
the guy that tells the kids there's no Santa
Claus? Oh, well, that's Steve Buscemi. That's
Steve Buscemi, yeah. Oh, shit. I can tell you
the actors are in it. Go on, then. So, Scottie
Hanson was the female there. And the other male
was... Who plays Obi -Wan Kenobi? Ewan McGregor.
Ewan McGregor. Come, Randa. Oh, The Island. There
you go. Great film. Yeah, brilliant film. Loved
that one. Deserves more love. What? The phone
down. Oh, fuck me. I love that. It's such a good
scene. Oh, is that Bruce Willis? No. Who is it?
Seth Rogen was the voice of the character. You
also had Simon Pegg. Oh. No. So Seth Rogen is
the voice of a computerised character, and then
it's the normal chaps, Nick Frost and Simon Pegg,
are the other two. Yeah. And it's sci -fi. It's
not World's End, because that's not what this
is about. Not Paul? Yeah. I've never seen Paul.
That's where they first see Paul. Oh, yeah, I've
never seen it. It's on my list to watch, but
I've just never got round to watching it. I'm
pretty sure Seth Rogen does Paul's voice. I'm
sure he does. More than likely. It sounds like
the sort of thing you do. Well, you know, send
your corrections to I don't give a fudge. No,
you don't. That's a lie. Send them to Karen.
Yeah, send them to Karen. What? What? I said
right while taking a whole swig of tea. Okay,
that's it. Well done, James. You may have noticed
at the start of the episode today there was no
guest intro because I'm not doing one this week.
I'm having a break because I've got something
else going on. You're glad to know it was Seth
Rogen. It was Seth Rogen. It was Seth Rogen.
Okay, brilliant. Wicked. Next. That's a spaceship
warping, obviously. Go on and enlighten everybody
with what you've been up to. Oh, actually, I
probably should say, we're not talking about
War of the Worlds today. No. We're going to do
that next time. We are going to do it. Don't
worry. I just wanted to just chat. Yeah, we need
to get back into the swing of it. Just talk stuff.
Be silly. So, yeah, what have you been up to?
Ooh, what haven't I been up to? Well, hmm. Okay,
gaming. Should we go with that first? Go on,
go on. I'll allow it. So I started Sniper Elite
Resistance. Good. And I finished it. Mark on
your thing for get finished games this year.
Oh, shit, you're right. I've got to add that
to my list. I think I've been putting a note
for you. Let me have a look. No, I've got a spreadsheet
running. I need to add it to my spreadsheet.
You're right. So I played through that. Absolutely
phenomenal, just like all the others have been.
Gratuitous, gory, Nazi -killing fun. There's
nothing more to it. Beautifully done. The cities
that are created are just absolutely massive.
It's just... you could well i did i spent two
to three hours at minimum on each level and i
didn't even find all the collectibles they are
just absolutely massive and that was me being
every time you get classed about how you did
in the level and mine was always towards assault
and deadly when it's meant to be stealth and
quiet yeah so the fact that i'm kind of guns
blazing it and it's still taking me three hours
to give you an idea of how big the created areas
are. And they're so detailed. Well, I joined
in for a bit, didn't I? You did. You got us killed
straight away. Not so much stuff happened. The
Gestapo didn't like you. Let's put it that way.
Yeah, they didn't like me. They heard you were
a Spurs fan. I was all about that freedom and
they weren't having any of that. No. So, there
was that. I think that's the only game I play.
I was horribly disappointed with PGA Tour by
EA. I'm not going to bother going into that,
but it turns out I can't cancel my order with
games, so golden tea for the win. Oh, you can't
cancel it? You can't cancel it? It was too late.
No. You can just send it back. I'm not going
to. I'm going to keep it. You can just send it
back. No, we're going to have... Not what I expected.
We are going to have golden tea fun at my house.
Okay, cool. Any of you that don't know what golden
tea is, it was the best golf game that a pub
could ever have. It had a giant track ball in
the middle and many a time we nearly broke fingers
and hurt ourselves. I wonder how heavy it is.
Do you reckon we could get it in my van? Probably.
We could do like a golden tea night. I'm not
saying that we can do it yours. I'm just saying.
No, 100 % we can. So these cabinets are by a
company called One Up Arcade. And they sell them
in Smiths, the toy shop. And they do a Mortal
Kombat. Oh, it's those ones. I've seen the Mortal
Kombat one. Yeah. They do Mortal Kombat. They've
got a Street Fighter one. So is it a micro cabinet?
No, it's full size this one. Well, the Mortal
Kombat ones are full size now as well. And the
Pac -Man. They do a three quarter size as well
and all sorts. they've got an lcd panel in them
so it's a it's an lcd panel it's reinforced glass
in front of it because mark will be playing probably
perspex but either way uh it should be light
it's only going to be a plywood cabinet it's
not going to be anything plywood it doesn't have
the crt in it anymore and it's probably a new
kind of board well it's got multiple games in
it right because the original was just yeah i
don't know which version i'm guessing because
So at the moment, they're selling the 35th anniversary.
So 35 years old Golden Tee. Oh, God. And that
seems to have more games on it. And game really
have listed very little about this cabinet. So
I really don't know what version is coming. I
can't believe Golden Tee is older than I am.
If you want to believe that. But the fun thing,
I say, the fun thing will be who gets the brown
shirt. Oh, yeah, well, John Rule. Is John going
to be on there? John Rule, ooh. Have we spoken
about John Rule on the show before? We must have.
We have on the Variety show. I don't think we've
done it on this. So the John Rule, I invented
this rule. So there was a guy in the kitchen
called John, and there just so happens to always
be somebody, like a computer -generated person
on the leaderboard called John, J -O -N, because
there's only three letters. And John wasn't particularly
good at it. And nor was the fake John. So we
come up, well, I remember saying, I don't remember
who I said it to first. Maybe I even said it
to you first. We need to have a rule where you,
to up the ante of the game, you have to beat
John. No matter when you're playing, everyone
is in the John rule. but you can't if you're
not going to play the general you have to announce
you're not playing the general before anybody
hits the ball so if you hit if anyone in your
group hits the ball and you haven't announced
you're not playing the general you're in tough
you can't get out of it so you have to be you
have to finish and beat john on the scoreboard
which is actually very easy to do you basically
just had to not triple bogey every single hole
half the time well The forfeit was... Which,
can I just say, was harder to do at the pub because
that trackball got knackered. Yeah, we know whose
fault that was. Mark! Mark! And it... Basically,
the forfeit was, if you didn't beat John, it
was trousers and pants down or off, round the
entire circumference of the outside of the pub,
and back in again. I... Apparently, two people
failed. I've only ever seen one person fail.
It was my cousin Adam, and he did it. You said
Del failed. Del did it. The manager failed and
went and did it. Del did it. He was playing against
Adam and a couple of others. My cousin Adam.
No, as in Adam and Amanda, who used to sit on
the barge and came with them. Oh, yeah, Adam
and Amanda, yes. Yeah, so... And they played
the John rule. I think there were a couple of
others of us playing with them as well. Wasn't
Amanda disabled? Yeah, well, she wasn't playing.
Yeah, I know, but I'm just trying to remember.
Yeah, she was wheelchair bound. So, no, that...
That's turning up at some point. I never know.
It could be tomorrow. I really hope it's got
John on there. Oh, my gosh. We can reignite.
And you live on your mid -terrace. It's got Wi
-Fi. It's got Wi -Fi. So it's got live scoreboards.
Oh, no. Imagine if the person who's like top
of the world charts is called John. Oh, no. But
it's literally got live scores every day. Oh,
that's really cool. Which I think is really cool.
so uh yes i'm looking forward to that one that's
all the gaming film wise obviously we launched
the land before prime which all of us are involved
in all of us from the variety show untouched
sci -fi show lightly used who takes the socks
off all taking turns at reviewing old dvds or
cinema releases nothing streaming hence the reason
it's called i have a question about it what if
say like the lord of the rings i have it on blu
-ray and dvd but it's also on streaming Yeah,
the only thing I would say about that, the idea
of the DVDs was to also say about the bonus sort
of stuff. Because you don't get that bonus stuff
for streaming, do you? So sometimes a DVD has
some really cracking bits to it. So as long as
you know what the score is, not a problem. But
I should be aiming to, I mean, I've got loads
of DVDs, be picking something that actually isn't
available on streaming. Ideally, ideally. And
one of the things I'm planning on doing, I'm
going to drop an email to Crap Exchange, C -E
-X, and say, look, you have an entire shelf dedicated
to £1 DVDs. If I give you £5 once a month, can
you randomly choose some DVDs for us to send
to our reviewers and have it as the C -E -X pick?
All we just do ourselves is walk into the shop
and just grab the first five on the list. That's
not a bad idea. Close your eyes and just grab
five. Either way, so that's what we're doing.
So the first three reviews I've done, and I'll
cover them off here. Elio, which was Pixar. Beautiful,
bright -coloured. Still don't like this new animation
style they're going with, which looks like Wallace
and Gromit on CGI steroids. They seem to do this.
They went from Toy Story and Inside Out. to these
characters that now just have all big mouth.
Their teeth are like the size of tombstones.
It's a real animation choice. And someone put
it online. It's interesting. The Pixar animators
that are currently working are the ones that
were taught by the people that came up with that
art style. So they've then carried that art style
forward because that's what they were taught.
So it's all a bit dis... I don't like it. Something
doesn't gel right with me over that design, but...
I don't think I even know what it looks like.
Did you ever see Turning Red? Yeah, I quite like
Turning Red. That's the style I'm talking about.
Big cheeks, big teeth. Yeah, like Wallace and
Gromit. Yeah. But it's the big teeth I don't
get. Anyway, that aside, it's a perfectly fine
film. Not amazing. Disappointed that it isn't
the standard Pixar, which is full of adult jokes
that the kids just won't get so the adults can
enjoy it. Very little to it. It's got the typical
dark Disney stuff like dead parents and him being
beaten up brutally by bullies. So it's classic
Disney. So that was that one. I saw 28 Years
Later. Yeah, I'm jealous. I would like to see
it. It's good. There's a zombie that's got a
penis down to his knees. Nice. He's called an
alpha. Hence the reason the title of that review
was hung. I haven't listened to that one because
I don't want to spoil it. We're not hiding spoilers
in those. Yeah, 100%. So what you need to know
is that before Prime, they are 100 % spoiler.
It's five minutes. You only get five minutes
of the review and we say the entire story of
the film and then what we think about it. So
yeah, it's full of spoilers. It was fine. It
was okay. Good fun. a bit drab here and there
didn't feel like anything near the quality of
the first film uh what i will say very very disappointed
in one of the choices they made um considering
other people for once which obviously i don't
often consider other people but the choice they
made for it i think it's a bit poor poor show
um what i'm not a fan of is it's a trilogy Yeah,
that's surprising. So the next one's January.
So there's basically five of them. So there'll
be, yeah, a quintology, or I think you call it
a saga, don't you? So it'll be a saga, but the
next three films are part of a trilogy. So you've
got 28 years later, the next 28 years later,
and one more after that. Apparently Cillian Murphy
turns up in one of them. Yeah, I had a feeling
that was going to happen. I wasn't an amazing
fan of... 28 weeks later. No, I tried to re -watch
it the other day and I'm absolutely on board
with that. I found it very sterile. And again,
the first one was just so nicely done. Terrifying.
Because they did it with such low -key equipment,
it gave it that kind of almost that Blair Witch
style to it because they needed just to be into
a zone. Right, it's dead. There's no one here.
Film, film, film, film, film. Right, people said
it. Right, we're going to go. Now we're done.
It gave it that good feeling. 28 weeks later,
it just felt like you've been given money and
it's kind of felt like... Now you're making a
zombie face. Yeah, exactly. And 28 years later,
to an extent, is that. And then finally saw Superman.
Yeah? Superman is super. It was so good. How
big his dick? He's a left liar. Except it's done
double who was on the right, so... That's how
you knew. Which side did he tuck it down his
little red pants? No, really good. So, so good.
So different to anything that Snyder's done.
More attuned to the Christopher Reeve era of
Superman. Oh, so many bitches just crying online
going, oh, it's not Zack Snyder. Oh, it's not
Henry Cavill. I'm not going to watch it. Discuss
it. Just watch it because you know what? It doesn't
matter. It's a separate universe. You've got
your stuff. It's not going away. It's not changing
it. Henry Cavill's film isn't going to disappear
and never be shown again. This is just a different
film. And it's so good. I've got questions. So,
trying not to spoil it, because I do really,
really want to say, as soon as it comes on TV,
I'm going to watch it. Are they assuming you
know all the characters? Yes. So, it's not like
a... You know how they did Superman Returns?
No, no, no. It's not like something... It's not
an origin story. No, not an origin story. It's
all he's been in Metropolis for three years by
this point. And it's not what a lot of people
thought it could be, which is a bit like Suicide
Squad, where they show 10 seconds or 15 seconds
of something prior that had happened as kind
of a flashback. All the characters you see in
the advert are key parts of the film. And they
are like... you know who Superman is, come on,
let's just get on with the Superman story that's
really cool. Is that basically what they're doing?
100%. And as I think we've both spoken about
this before, the trailer is quite hectic. There's
a lot of characters. Yes, there is. And it doesn't
feel messy? Not at all. It's very clean, very,
very well done, very emotional at parts. Lex
Luthor, I could not imagine a better casting.
Yeah. Good. Unbelievably good. British actor,
Nicholas Holt, known for Skins. And Mickey Blue
Eyes. Mickey Blue Eyes. Oh, I didn't know he
was in that. But he's been in a load. He was
a kid, right? That's him as a kid. Oh, possibly.
He was highest paid actor for this, two million.
Really? Whereas David Corenswet was 750 ,000,
same as Lois Lane's character. We just watched
him in Lex Luthor. We just watched him in Giro
No. 2. Is that right, Miranda? all I can say
mate is when you see it you're going to be blown
away just it embodies what the comic books and
what people think of Superman whereas I enjoyed
the Zack Snyder I didn't enjoy the Zack Snyder
universe I thought a lot of it was utter shite
but I enjoyed Man of Steel I really enjoyed Man
of Steel I thought it was a really good action
film this isn't an action film it's an action
film it's a thriller it's Actually, you know
what? It doesn't even have that much romance
in it. There is a couple of moments in it, but
actually, it just sticks with it being a traditional
superhero movie. Yeah, well, the thing about
the romance, it doesn't need to have Lois Lane
falling out a fucking building. It doesn't need
to have her as being this damsel in distress.
She can just be a human being. Exactly, and that's
how they've got her in this. Yeah. She's not
having to be saved all the bloody time. She's
not running around screaming her head off like
an Indiana Jones film. I mean, I love Indiana
Jones films, but you know, the first three, as
good as they are, any female character in it
is just running around screaming because that's
what they thought women are meant to do. The
woman in Temple of Doom. Oh my God, no. It's
really difficult. It's just, why have you done
that? There's no need for it. There's none of
that in this. All the bollocks about it being
woke. Sorry, I don't know where that's come from,
but it's phenomenal. Yeah, because I saw all
that, and then I asked you about it, and you're
like, what? It's basically because James Gunn
called him an immigrant. He said Superman's an
immigrant. Well, he kind of is, isn't he? Well,
he is. He's absolutely. 100 % he is. I guess
he's an illegal one, too. Technically, yes. He
hasn't got any papers. But, no, it's phenomenal.
Really, really, really solid. And without wanting
to spoil it, as I say, you've just got to see
it. But it's the first time I felt like Superman
is... What's the best? Someone explained it really
well. They said Zack Snyder, basically. And I
don't know if it's true. He did kind of regret
it. Apparently he did. That just needs clarification.
But he basically made Henry Cavill's Superman
indestructible. Yeah. It's just... And that straightaway
just removes the kind of any care you have about
the film because you know he's always going to
win. Okay, it's a Superman film. You know Superman
is going to win. Yeah. You don't in this. That's
the word I'm looking for. Not tension. Something
else. So I saw a video of a particular actor
saying how they were linked to a character. For
a future one of James Gunn's films. And James
Gunn's come out on. Oh, yes. Saying it's not
true. It's not true. No, I know it's not true.
But him in leather and a mask. Oh, Alan Richardson.
And even in the interview, he was like. I don't
know where this has come from. Have you seen
the interview? I've not seen the interview, but
all I know is Jack Richard leather. Yes, exactly.
Yeah, we'll be done. Keep ourselves under the
table. Save ourselves embarrassment. Why is the
table lifting? It's a solid oak table. It's coming
off the ground. Maybe it's giant from gladiators.
Well, he literally says, I don't know where this
comes from, James Gunn has come out and said
it's not happening. You know, I haven't been
linked in any way to it. It's just come out online
that I am. So he's Alan Richardson as Batman.
Yes. And then he does the Batman voice. And he
says, I 100 % would play this and I would do
it for free. Yeah, and James Gunn has said he
wants to use him in something, but he's just
alluded to something. I think he could be Batman.
I think he could do. I mean, I love Robert Pattinson
as Batman. I think it's... He is brilliant in
Batman. I'm disappointed that's not being carried
on. Oh, I think they can just keep doing a separate
thing. I think they can just do a separate thing.
So James Gunn is vice president of DC now. Right.
And basically this is a DC Universe reboot. So
Penguin as well. The series that just got like
an Emmy or something. Not sure. All I know is
basically Superman is the start. So I don't think
we're going to get another Robert Pattinson.
Oh, damn, damn. Which is a shame, but at the
same time, does it mean we're going to finally
get a Batman that's not an origin story? Yeah,
he doesn't need one. Everyone knows, other than
our kids, don't know the origin of Batman. My
God, Spidey and Friends is a Marvel film. It's
a Marvel series. Can you imagine if that was
a DC series? Spidey and Friends. Come on over,
Batman. My mum's making us food. I wish I had
a mum. Yeah, well, to be fair, Spider -Man doesn't
either. That's true. He lives with his aunt.
He's got an aunt. Yeah, and a dead uncle. They
don't touch on that in Spidey and Friends. That's
left out in Spidey and Friends. And by the way,
they've gender swapped everyone, which is really
confusing for poor T when we're going around
the Marvel universe. And like, why is Doc Ock
a man? It's like, well, when Daddy used to watch
it, Doc Ock was a man. It's like, oh, Electro
was also a man. Yes. Yeah, Venom was also a man.
Everybody was a man. Including Gwen. Yeah, Gwen
was a man. No, that would be the new one. Dangerous.
Are you finished? Oh, yeah. I think we're just
finished. Full stop, aren't we? Yeah, maybe.
Insert new non -Star Trek related transition
effect here. We're back. After doing stuff off
air. we're just lowering the table back down
now we've both calmed down I thought you were
going to say we're lowering the tone mate it
can't get any lower it can give me a chance I've
got to talk about what I've been doing so I've
been on holiday you have we're not going to talk
about everything about it we're just going to
talk about the sci -fi related stuff and the
other stuff we're going to talk about on the
variety show next week when this comes out so
Yeah, I went to Florida, took tea around all
the theme parks and stuff. Where am I going to
start? Aeroplane. Let's start on the aeroplane.
Great film, underutilised comedy, needs to be
shown, does not need to be remade. No, it doesn't
need to be remade, but would they have, what's
his name on that too? Oh, Liam Neeson would turn
up in that one, yeah. Oh, I've booked that as
well. Oh, have you? Yeah, 1st of August. Oh,
I need to see that with you. Oh, well, first
of all, because I'll tell you what seat number
I'm on. Okay, right. Yeah, I really want to watch
that. So, yeah, we went with Virgin. So on the
Virgin's flight, they've got their entertainment
system. They had loads of stuff on there. Yeah,
you sent me the WhatsApp clip using your free
Wi -Fi from your watching an advert. I watched
an advert which gave me like five minutes of
free Wi -Fi. So yeah, you watch a 30 second advert.
So basically you just put it on mute, put it
to the side of me, do something else for 30 seconds,
pick it up and go, hey, free Wi -Fi for five
minutes. Couldn't do that for T. I had to pay
for his on the tablet. Anyway, loads of stuff
on there. Loads of series, loads of films. I
did watch, it took me the entire flight to watch
one film, by the way. But I just want to comment
on, like, they had loads of series on there.
And I was like, I wanted to watch Yellowstone.
Yeah. Everyone goes on about it because Miranda
wasn't that interesting. We tried to watch a
little bit of the first episode and she wasn't
really bothered. So I was like, oh, they've got
Yellowstone on it. I'll go watch it. Three episodes
of season five. Thanks, Virgin. Yeah, thanks.
Just expect all of us to have ever seen Yellowstone
and then only three episodes of it too. It's
like, well, that's not going to get you. These
three episodes have cowboys in it. I really think
like if you're going to put a series on. You
need to put all of them. Series one. All of them
or series one. Not. Three random episodes. I
don't think it was even one, two and three in
season five. Three random episodes of a mid -season
or maybe five to the latest season. I have not
got a clue. I haven't seen it. So I have no idea.
I still haven't seen it. I would have done and
I would have been able to talk about it. So it's
their fault. The film I did watch was Better
Man. So that's the Robin Williams film with him
as a monkey. Oh, right. Okay. You watched it?
Not yet. I really want to. I... After we ripped
the piss out of it, going, oh my God. All I've
heard is glowing reports about it. Oh, it's so
good. So, it's quite long. I think it was like
two and a bit hours or two and a half hours.
Now, the first half an hour. Peppy! origin story
i'm a kid i'm gonna be a superstar oh my dad's
not dead but he has left me you know now i'm
a pop star you're sure it's not disney yeah that's
why it's a bit disney now a pop star now i'm
in suspenders great you all know the story of
take that then it becomes train spotting it's
just like drugs sex he hates everyone hates him
he hates everybody it's just A huge, massive
downward spiral. Did it go into his agoraphobia
at all? His what? Agoraphobia, where he refused
to leave the house. Kind of. Because he basically
became afraid he was going to be abducted and
UFO. He went full foil hat. There is a bit, which
didn't make sense to me. Where right near the
end, he's like lying on a lido on a pond in his
massive mansion's garden. And I think there's
like a UFO coming down to abduct him. But it's
actually like the headlights of a car or something.
Yeah. So from what I understand of his history,
basically before he had his kid, he wouldn't
leave the house. He was afraid everyone was out
to get him. Conspiracies, aliens were going to
get him. And until he had the kid and then that
helped him get past it. Yeah. That's horrible,
horrible ending of his. He had some tough things
kind of happen to him that were out of his control.
The industry really fucked with him and his first
kind of long -term relationship with Nicole Appleby.
Not Kidman, yeah, sorry. The one who was in that
girl, Appleton. Yeah, the one who was in the
girl band. You know, her manager. I don't know
how much of this is true, I have no idea. was
very manipulative and it destroyed them. Well,
I would argue that the world music industry,
not just the UK music industry, is an industry
that needs to be kind of put under the spotlight
and just fixed full stop because everything from
bloody Taylor Swift through to Robbie Williams
through to anybody, you don't hear anything positive.
Yeah, but this is definitely a... If you have
stocks in cocaine, they're going to go down.
it's not it's not uh it's not a good selling
point for any kind of drugs no fine so it was
difficult because obviously t was sat next to
me i was like every now and again i'm pausing
it that's why it took me so long to watch this
film if he showed any interest towards the screen
i had to stop it and but the cgi on the monkey
absolutely incredible you basically think the
monkey's there you know it's not real because
you know real but I watched a thing that Corridor
Crew did, a kind of breakdown of a lot of it.
Absolutely amazing. Like when you go into detail.
And also, it's not him singing any of the songs.
It's somebody else who can do his voice, who
they found online on TikTok or something, who
sings all the new versions of his songs. So all
the songs that aren't just straight up rips.
of his songs, they're all sung by this other
guy. And you would never know. As somebody like
me who is a Robbie Williams fan, I've seen him
live, you would never, ever, ever know. So I'm
assuming, have they done that because Williams'
voice has aged and therefore it wouldn't have
sounded right to have young monkey on screen
but old Williams' voice coming out of it? I absolutely
think that's probably the case. And you don't
know until you watch the credits. It's not like
it's ever explained at any point in time. I never
even heard it had come out. That would have been
an interesting thing to have seen online. Well,
the guy was all over the place after the film
came out. Particularly TikTok. He blew up on
TikTok. I'd have to send you some. Doing a disservice
by having written his name down. But it's unbelievable.
Close your eyes. That's his pen. Close your eyes
and you would never ever know. Oh, that's awesome.
I've got a soft spot for old Robbie. I've got
something else. There goes the table again. So
what else happened? So we went to the new Universal.
I'm going to kind of jump around. No, that's
fine. You just go for it. We went to the new
Universal park called Epic and there is a Super
Mario Land there like the one in Japan. Oh, it's
so bloody cool. Come on, let's have your best
Mario. It's -a -me -a -Mario. It's -a -me -a
-Mario. It's -a -me -a -Mario. I think that's
pretty good. Oh, they can judge. Can you do Yoshi?
No. And he's taking a shit in the seat. That's
what he does when he jumps. He goes, he, he.
What else can I do? I can't do any others. No,
that's it. Yeah, so literally. It's Mario Land.
Whatever you think Mario Land is in your imagination,
that is exactly what it is. But with less hookers
and strippers. Because I know that's what you
would be imagining Mario Land. Well, I'm imagining
the 90s film Mario Land. Yeah, it's not that.
That would have been a completely different one.
Yeah, just a slug. That would be what we get
in bed for. That is basically Demolition Man.
I think they use the same sets because it's basically
underground to Demolition Man, isn't it? Yeah,
so what you get, right? So if you've got the,
all of them have apps now, Disney and Universal.
They've all got apps on your phone for maps and
really good up -to -date. wait times for rides
which is actually really bloody helpful and cool
uh nfc everywhere god msc good job nfc doesn't
give you cancer if everyone's gonna be riddled
with it and you you when you go to the mario
bit there's like a thing in the app that you
press and it activates the super mario game mode
in the app and you link it to a watch of course
you have to buy the watch for 40 of course you
do they've got different colors at least and
he's got the mario one And what it then does
is it links to everything in Mario Land. So there's
question mark blocks. You go up to them, you
punch them. Ding, ding, coin noises. So you haven't
got to have the watch to make it do stuff. But
if you want to collect the coins to add to your
app, you can. And there's loads of stuff to do.
Every time you're going to ride, you... put your
watch on it, only in the Mario bit, put your
watch on it, and then you get stickers. There's
like 300 or 400 stickers to collect by doing
loads of things. So when you're in the Donkey
Kong queue, there's this bit where there's two
statues at either end, and you have one person
at one end has to activate it, while one person
at the other end of the queue has to activate
it. Oh, it's Helldivers. Yeah, basically. You've
got to go up, down, right, left, right, right,
up, down, and then you've got to turn the dish.
No. You both have to activate at the same time.
So you'll hear it, you'll do it, and you hear
bling, bling, and the whole ceiling goes all
sparkly. And if someone does the other end, then
the sparkles can join and turn into a giant banana.
It's brilliant. Nice. So he got that, which was
like, there's like five or six super kind of
stickers that you can get. That golden banana
was one of them. So there's one for each bit,
like one Donkey Kong, one Toadstool, one Mario
one, one Bowser one, and then one other one.
I'll try and keep close to the mic. And you,
loads of stuff like that around and you get points.
And I said, stickers by doing loads of things,
collect a certain amount of coins, you get stickers.
And then as I was at Hill things, I found a little
shelf hidden away in the corner with loads of
Pikmin on it, which was very cute. Got a photo
of it. Yeah. And then the big thing is you can
get keys. So the first time we went. It was only
the second day. Everyone was jet lagged. We only
went on two rides the entire day from 10 o 'clock
the park opens to, I think we stayed to like
six. We went on two rides. We waited for Mario
Kart ride for two and a half hours. So when we
went back again, like right near the end, it
was much better because we had like tickets that
meant we could skip the queue. you're not really
skipping the queue. It's kind of like you just
miss a bit. Yeah. So what I heard one of the
staff said, basically, whatever you see the standard
queue time as, the queue skip is half. Oh, okay.
Well, that's not too bad. An hour is half an
hour, two hours is one hour. And it all felt
better. So the second time we went, we went on
every single ride we could possibly want to go
on. But you can only do it once per ride. Which
I think is fair. Which I think is fair. But the
first time we went, I kind of noticed that you
could do the queue, like we went and asked. to
get why can't we go into this special room you
have to get keys and i noticed there's a few
things about i didn't think i didn't think he
noticed but he did so when we went the second
time we'd finished everything and it was kind
of like i think it was like eight o 'clock park
closes at or maybe just before eight park closes
at nine and he's like can we go back to mario
land so we went back to mario land and there
was barely any people around well not enough
to be annoying so there's no cues for any of
the key games and he was like i want to get all
the keys so he did know So we went around to
these special games where you get keys. Like
there's one where you'd have to press down on
these clocks and you've got to do them all. And
if you do it in a certain amount of time, then
you get a key or one where a green shell is going
backwards and forwards through a pipe and you've
got to hit the power block just at the right
time. So the green shell goes up out the pipe
to hit a monster. And then there's another one.
There's like a hidden game. where you hit a block
and then the whole wall turns into a game and
you hit the wall with your hands to kill the
Koopas and the Goombas and stuff and collect
coins and that's a key there. And then there's
another one that all three of us did together
where you walk through this cave and then you
get shrunk to Baby Mario and then everything
in the next room is massive so you think you're
Baby Mario. Oh, that's so cool. And they have
a giant Bob -omb there with a screen, with a
big touch screen and you have to get all the
puzzle pieces for a key coin. and build it. So
you've got to run around the room and tap the
wall at the certain bits and it collects them.
And then you've got to build it before the bomb
goes off. And that's where you get a key. So
we managed to get four keys. We only did three
games, so we're not entirely sure where we ended
up with four. Spent the three keys. And then
you go into another bit where it's basically
a huge like IMAX screen, but not as tall. Ten
of you stood in front of it. You've got a spot
to stand on. And then... Your shadow is like
projected on the screen. So it's like a shadow
version of you, like Peter Pan. And loads of
stuff starts happening. So if you jump, you can
jump over stuff. You can punch in the air. You
can punch the Koopas and the Goombas. And then
you can collect coins. And then you can get a
fire flower. And then if you throw your arms
around, it shoots the fire. And then Bowser Jr.
comes on that weird thing he flies around on.
And all of you, 10 of you are attacking it. And
the idea is, so you all individually get coins.
And so you're kind of against each other, but
at the same time, it then collects all your coins
together and you have to get over a certain amount
to beat Bowser Jr. And then if you do beat Bowser
Jr., it does a little bit thing extra and you
get, I think you get the golden mushroom and
then you get the golden mushroom sticker. and
then a special Bowser Jr. sticker in your thing.
That's very cool. And it's got a leaderboard,
so if you chose the Mario bracelet, you're on
Team Mario. So then every single person that's
been playing who's on Team Mario has a score.
Accumulates for Mario, yeah. And then there's
stickers for being in the top 10, in the top
100 on your team. Somehow, we've got the top
10 sticker for the day at some point. But I think
it's because when it's so early, people aren't...
really doing that they're trying to go to queues
no of course because we'd we knew we had the
key card thing and we went straight to donkey
kong bit because that um we weren't allowed to
use our fast pass we went to that and there was
those things and he was getting loads of coin
stuff but also this is cheeky so anyone that's
going to go to universal epic listen up so there's
a really cool bit where you can wait at the start
and you go through a green pipe Right. And it's
an escalator. And you get the dun -dun -dun,
you know, the weird noise that the pipe makes
in Mario. And it's brilliant. And when you come
out the top, you end up in Peach's Castle and
you step out and you can see all of Mario's world
in front of you. And it's a really cool, fun
experience. But there's a massive queue because
it doesn't open until 10 unless you have early
access. So they have like a waiting area. Not
really a queue, but it's a bit where they say,
wait here if you want to come straight into Mario.
gotcha kind of thing so we did that the first
time which then meant it was a few minutes before
we actually got in and i heard somebody say one
of the staff saying to somebody else because
there's other entrances to mario that aren't
cool they're just exits on the lower levels and
they go well they open these doors at the exact
same time but they don't let you hang around
so we the second time we went we hung around
the little area where that door was and then
she let us in this woman nearly 10 minutes early
and we just walked through so everyone else was
still waiting to go up the escalator thing to
have that experience but when we did that first
time it's so rammed and squashed together you
can't really enjoy the experience because everyone's
everyone's there for their instagram going oh
yeah look at me whereas we just went down the
side bit went straight to donkey kong and we're
in the queue now we're in the queue for bloody
ages because the ride kept breaking And we didn't
want to get out of the queue. And we're like,
we've got to go on this ride because the queue
will be obscene if we don't go. So, yeah, we
did get to go on it. And then, yeah. And that's
the one I've seen, isn't it? It's the mine cart
runaway thing. Oh, it's so good. I can't believe
it really doesn't jump. What the fuck did you
expect? What do they think is going to happen?
I nearly did it. You're allowed to say it on
this show. No, you're not. You're not. Yeah,
who actually thinks they're going to have a roller
coaster where the cart comes off the track and
jumps to the next bit? People out there genuinely
would disappoint you. It's like, you're an idiot.
Super dumb. Super dumb. Please don't become a
roller coaster architect. Go and buy Roller Coaster
Tycoon. Do it there and see what happens. I mean,
think of the logistics of it. How would they
even plan that for the fat people who go on it?
They're like, no, we've got to actually, you've
got to sit in the back and in the middle. No,
sorry, we can't let your roller coaster go because
it's underweight. Yeah, you're not fat enough.
You're going to hit that ramp and you're going
to go off the end and never be seen again. We
need more fat people in your car. Yeah, we have
to weigh you before you come on the ride. Anyone
who's... We need a 13 stone. Anyone who's 13
stone single rider? Are you 13 stone? You're
4XL? You'll do. Yeah, you're on your own. You
get to go on your own. But all the rides there
are brilliant. The Haunted Area. I really liked
the Haunted Area. It was really cool. He was
quite scared of it. It would have been quite
nice if they'd done a Luigi's Mansion. Yeah,
they should have done that. So they've plenty
of room to expand. There's so much space. America's
massive. They could just make other little bits.
But Luigi's Mansion, that's a really good shout.
They could have another little bit and have a
haunted ghost ride for kids of Luigi's Mansion.
That would be so cool. Could you imagine you
get your own little backpack with a vacuum? And
you've got to go around and vacuum the VR ghosts
or even just the ghosts on the wall. So you could
just do projectors. And as soon as, if you put
something like a retro reflector on the end of
the vacuum, as soon as it got there and you got
the sense of looking for the, oh, make that ghost
disappear into the vacuum. So you could have
them run around vacuuming up things. So there's
a Minions ride that you stand on a moving floor.
Do you stand on a spot? I got told off because
I nailed down. And you have a gun and you shoot
all these screens. They could just be like that,
where you stand on this platform that moves around
and you have your gun. That's probably what they
would do. I don't think they would let kids run
around with this technology in their hands. No,
that's fair enough. You're probably right there.
But I think that would be what I would have.
And I think... Call me old -fashioned. Okay,
old -fashioned. Cunt. Mario 64. I'd have big
golden frames all around the place that you could
step through into different worlds like Mario
64. Okay, when you go into Peach's Castle. Oh,
it's not, is it? Pictures on the left and right.
Yes! And they change. And one time, I've got
a photo of it with T because he loved it. It
turned into the Bob -omb picture for the first
one. Oh, mate. Yeah, I've got a picture of it.
Oh, that makes my heart happy. Because he's played
it so many times and he goes for the pinch. He's
like, oh, and he was pretending to jump through
the picture. Oh, yes. So that's Mario World.
It is so brilliant, Mario World. It's just...
I would say give the place a year to settle down.
Maybe even longer. Is it going anywhere? Yeah,
no, it's not going to. It was just so, so busy.
And yeah, if you do, if anyone listening is planning
on going, you've got, I say really more expensive,
but you've got to buy the fast bus tickets. Especially
if you're going with a kid. the only way you're
going to get on anything. Yeah, if you're planning
on going for a week and just be doing it for
a week, I would say probably don't bother with
the fast pass because you're going for the week.
You've dedicated yourself to queuing. You can't
for Epic. The only way you can go to Epic multiple
times is you've got to pay multiple times or
if you're in the resort. So what these places
normally do, Disney and Universal do it, is you
don't really buy a day ticket. You buy a week
or two weeks. And most of the time Universal
I think is two weeks and Disney lets you do a
week or two. And then that means you can go into
any of their parks as many times as you like.
It multiplies one day. You can go from park to
park, whatever you want in that two week period,
but not with Epic. So you buy the pass and that
gives you one day at Epic that you can pick.
So I had to separately pay and choose a day for
us to go back to Epic again. I know that the
websites in 2026 holiday period are changing
it. So you will be able to go in and out as you
like for Epic as well because they're advertising
it. But the dates we went, we weren't allowed
to do that. And I'm only imagining it's because
it's so new for that reason. But that's what
you're right. Or when we actually found some
other English people that were there and we started
talking to this nice lady in the queue for ice
cream, she said that she was staying in a resort.
which meant she could come in an hour earlier
and did all the particular rides she wanted to
do in that hour because they were still queues
because I could see the app. No, of course, but
you're talking a fraction. But if you're there
for three days, you could quickly run around
each time and go, okay, tomorrow morning we're
going to do Donkey Kong and maybe Maricot. Next
morning we're going to go and do Stardust and
whatever. You literally dedicate your... One
you definitely want each day. Yeah. No, that's
fair enough. I understand that. Okay, next thing.
Actual sci -fi. We finally got to go to the Star
Wars world bit of the Hollywood studios, which
used to be called MGM Studios. So I haven't been
to it since it changed its name years ago. And
they've got a whole world that is Star Wars.
And I've got to say, as good as the Mario Land
is for Mario, Disney have really... they have
really knocked it out of the park with star wars
because it is you step into it and it is you
cannot perceive it to be anything but star wars
it is exactly every and all the car they call
because they call them cast members the staff
yeah they talk to you like they're there They
don't talk to you like, oh, did you watch the
baseball game last night? They're talking about
Star Wars stuff. They get fired if they do that.
They've got to stay in character. It's an amazing
thing to see. There's stormtroopers running around.
I saw the Mandalorian walking around twice. It's
just absolutely incredible. So I watched a video
on that. The stormtroopers, they talk like stormtroopers.
And they didn't talk to us, but they will talk
to you. I thought it was a voice changer. It's
not. The people inside are not speaking. They've
got set things that it can say, but they scrolling
for, apparently they're using one of their hands
to scroll through a list. So I don't know if
they've got a screen, but they know certain finger
movements will bring up who you're talking to.
adult child yeah and then the kind of subject
you're being mean you're being kind you're searching
them you know they're a jedi they're not that's
very cool they can skip through these lists of
things and say but you see you never notice that
makes sense because when we went to disneyland
paris a few years ago with k disneyland paris's
star wars was phenomenal it's not going to be
a mark on what you've had i can guarantee you
that disneyland paris's star wars world Very
clever, very cool. You did not have any change
in your mind that you were still just in a theme
park. It wasn't that immersive. Clever, but not
over the top. Sorry, not over the top, but nowhere
near over the top. So it was very easy just to
say, well, no, I know where I am. But all of
their characters, bear in mind, their cast are
going to be predominantly French -speaking, exactly
the same. speaking english sounding like they
are from the film so i'm guessing it's the same
solution yeah like i asked somebody where to
buy some kyber crystals from was in there where
the shop was and then he's talking to me like
it's a secret shop you know around here down
here by these um you know these these what they
call like um fabric umbrella things whatever
canopies um yeah just and the rides in there
were so good So they've had one there forever,
since I was a kid, called Star Tours. And it
used to just be like a shuttle that just goes
off. And it was never really... It was Star Wars,
but it wasn't... Yeah, you get in it. Oh, everything's
gone wrong. And then, oh no, we're in the Death
Star Trench. Yeah, yeah. Now they've properly
made it. Now they've made it like the new film
Star Wars. They've modernised it. Yes, you've
got C -3PO in the ship with you rather than it
being a random robot like it was before. You
get... What's his bloody name? What's the baddie
in the new ones? Kylo Ren. Kylo's Ren's there
trying to grab the ship. Loads of really cool
things happen in it. I don't think you do a Death
Star. You go on the planet with all the red stuff.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so good. we were on
it twice he loved it he was really like skeptical
about the star wars because he didn't know anything
about it was scared of it he now loves it and
he's we got him a darth vader when we were there
he doesn't really kind of realize all the bad
guys as i'll tell you about in a minute it's
okay to like the bad yeah i think it is and we
went on what i think is one of the best rides
ever created which is the resistance ride and
the reason i say this is because The queue itself
is the ride. Imagine in the Hoth and you're going
through all the tunnels of Hoth. You're going
through something like that. You're not on Hoth,
but you're going through these tunnels and you
can tell it's a resistance hideout. You've got
all of the weird cages with uniforms and resistance
pilot stuff and just mess and the weird cool
screens that they all use everywhere. And then
you kind of go and you're... being told you're
a civilian trying to escape the planet because
the Empire is coming. Nice. And the Resistance
are trying to get you off. Oh, they are. Yeah,
they're trying to get you off. This is Leia.
As part of the queue, you go into this, suddenly
you're in this open area and there is a spaceship
there. A spaceship, right? And there's no other
way I can describe to you other than there is
a real spaceship there. The doors open and you
step inside. Okay? Yeah. And then, this is still
the queue. There's now a screen in there. There's
characters. There's the fish. There's a fish
man. You know who I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
know. And Grandma Toph, or whatever his name
is, but not him. Christopher Lloyd. And you then
take off the planet. The ship you're standing
in is moving around. And, you know... breaking
your own fourth wall thing the door you come
in is going to be the door you go out no sorry
the way you come in isn't going to be the door
you come out of because you're going to step
out the other side and that's going to be the
other one no no no you step out the door that
you stepped into and it is totally different
you're now on an a spaceship the bad guy spaceship
with like 20 or 30 stormtroopers stood there
and the commander people and now all the staff
and now come on and they're being mean to you
because now you're a prisoner and they're not
being nice to you telling you stand here stand
here how many of you stand here you there you
there don't talk you know and like you feel like
you're a prisoner and i was like this is the
most immersive queue i've ever been in that's
absolutely awesome and then you get put in an
interrogation chamber and it's got you see um
the main general from the new films who's in
everything and uh kylo ren are talking on a balcony
above you and then one of those black robot things
come up out the ground you know with all the
bits on them that they're gonna do and and then
you get broken out but they don't just open door
someone's plasma cutting the wall next to you
And it looks like the plasma cut in the wall.
You have no idea there's a door there. It looks
like a wall. It's not like one of those pretend
ones. Oh, yeah, there's a door there, mate. No,
I was stood there. That was a wall. And now it's
a plasma cut door. And that's why they don't
let people film on these because it ruins the
magic. So I'm ruining it for all of you. Sorry,
everybody. And the door gets plasma cut open.
And then you are escaping. And then you get put
in this weird little thing. And then it's the
ride. And the ride, I don't know how to explain.
I would say I'd never been on it, but I went
on the Ratatouille ride a few days before and
it's just like that. So you're in this weird
four person seat thing. I don't know how it works.
I tried to explain to my dad and my dad's like
magnets because the magnets explain everything.
There's no track anywhere. There's just a floor,
right? And it's moving around all over the place.
And there's other people. You're intertwining
with each other. They're all doing different
things. I can answer this. Go on, please. Magnets.
It's a Disney special technology. The floor is
thousands of little balls. And basically, if
you look at it, it's amazing to watch. Anything
they put on it, they can just drive it around
and it will go anywhere they want. I could...
Magic. Magic and magnets is the only way to explain
it. I've got to say, Disney, full stop on their
technology and what they have created for their
parks is just amazing. And the amount that they
do just to make you feel so enveloped and immersed
in what they're doing. I mean, again, not a mark
on what that is, but when I went to Paris, this
was back in the early 2000s, they had the Armageddon
ride. Yeah. So, yeah. I know it was Disney and
the Universal. It was Universal at Disney Paris,
isn't it? You've got the Disney park and then
you've got the film studios anyway. That won't
be Universal though. It's a different company.
It'd be Hollywood Studios or MGM. No, I can't.
I'll look up in a minute. I don't know. It had
Armageddon. And again, it's a bit of a walking
one. And then you end up on the mere space station.
Oh, cool. Literally between me and you, the distance
that is, that's about three foot. It's the hole
that AJ is down. And they just pump this huge
non -stop blazer fire down it. No safety barriers
or anything. And my... when I came out with the
girlfriend at the time, my first time, your face
is really red. It's like, yeah, I think I'm actually
burnt. It's like, this is amazing. You properly
felt immersed into it. Oh yeah, that was the
very first ride. I'll go back to Star Wars in
a minute. The very first ride we went on was
the Spider -Man ride at Universal. And it was
a bad choice because it was actually a bit scary.
And there is a bit with real fire. And T was
like, fire came out the TV. It's like, he was
like, he hated that ride. He was scared if he
closed his eyes in the end. Anyway, back to Star
Wars. So, yeah, and you're going around, as now
we know, it's magnets, magic and balls. And you
go around and the screen's happening and Kylo
Ren's chasing you and you go into a spaceship.
It is brilliant. One of the best rides I've ever
been on. If anyone ever gets a chance to go,
this is where you've got to go and go straight
to that bit. Go to MGM Studios and go straight
to the Resistance ride and just go on it. And
then the ride after that was the Millennium Falcon,
which they bloody had there. an actual Millennium
Falcon that looked like it was the right size
to be Millennium Falcon. Amazing. And what the
ride is, you can be six of you, but luckily for
us, the first time was only us three, and the
second time there was like two other people,
but both times we got the same position. You
have two drivers, two gunners, and two engineers,
and you literally go into the Millennium Falcon,
and they have built it, the queue. is the millennium
falcon you're in it where the chessboard is and
all that stuff and then they have loads of other
doors which all lead to the cockpit so there's
that little bit if you don't care but you're
in the main room and then you go into the cockpit
of the millennium falcon and it's all there all
the buttons all the things that you pull on and
stuff and then you have so the two drivers one
person is up and down one person is left and
right yeah and you have a few other buttons and
levers and stuff the gunners one person i don't
know what the two Do other engineer stuff. Never
sat in those seats. I don't know. But luckily
for us, both times we went on it, we got the
pilot seat. So T got to do both positions. I've
got photos. You get points at the end and also
negative points for collisions. Can you wonder
what happened? So you basically, you fly the
ship and then you have to. like try and smuggle
away and hook onto this train and when you're
doing that you've got to fly through these hoops
we never managed it um and then collect and fly
off but wow brilliant you're in the cockpit and
everything you see is screen in front of you
so you can't lean forward and look to the side
and side and see anything other than more screen
they've done such a brilliant job that's very
and you do feel like you're flying it because
it I don't know if it really moved or maybe you
just kind of thought you were, but like one person,
whoever's doing the up and down also has the
hyperspace thing. So you'll hear the person,
you're going to go to hyperspace and then you
pull the things down and off you go into hyperspace
and other buttons turn and you've got to turn
the ship on. So all of you have got buttons that
you've got to click on and click. Oh, wicked.
Yeah. We went on that twice. That again, they
really knocked out the park. And then obviously
we saying obviously to you, cause you know, we
went and built our own lightsaber. Yeah. I wasn't
planning on doing it, and I hadn't booked it.
You've got to book it. I hadn't booked it. And
then it was kind of a spur -of -the -moment thing.
I was like, no, actually, this is going to be
really cool. T's showing a real interest. I was
like, we've got to do this. 100%. 100%. You can't
not do it. If he's showing interest in it, the
lightsaber is such a key part of Star Wars lore.
So we went, and I asked this very nice person
who was on this, and they were like, you haven't
booked. I'll tell you what, let me call my manager
and just see if they've got space. And they had
space. So we went straight in on that one, paid
for the beer. So I've got, I have to show you
it. You haven't seen it. No, I've not seen it.
I'm looking forward to it. And it's in the dark
too. So they're just, there is the blades in
there. Not part of the health. The blade comes
off the hilt. Oh, wow. So it's a big old pet.
So you've got to get that back on the fly. They
gave us that for free. Well, luckily. So apparently
the Florida Orlando airports, TSA agents are
very familiar with those. And they don't count
it as anything. They just. They just want to
know what it is. You put it through the machine,
they know. Of course. They know what's happening.
And it doesn't count as hand luggage or anything.
Oh, that's cool. And yeah, so you, it then, like,
it's not just you go and just build it. You then
pick out four styles and you get given a card
and they give you a special collector's pin.
So I've got a little pin badge, particularly
of the style that he chose. So I let him build
it, him choose it. Luckily, he chose what I actually
would have chosen. So that was actually quite
nice. So thank you for that. You then go in and
it's like a secret rebel base and you're building
secretly your lightsaber. And there's a whole
story and it's got it. And then Yoda's voice
comes through and then you put your lightsaber
into this tube and then you press the button
and then it turns on inside this tube and you
pull it out. Now you've got your lightsaber.
I've got this great video because he wanted red.
Yeah. And then they're coming around and. The
guy was saying what colours were people. And
then he said, you know, and typically the evil
characters, you know, or rather the dark side
of the force tends to display as red. He said,
but it doesn't mean you're bad, but it displays
red. And he starts going Darth Vader, Darth Sidious,
a couple of others. And then T, after saying
red the whole time, went, I want blue. I was
like, dude, it's fine. Red doesn't mean you're
a baddie. If you want red, you get red. So we
went, okay, red. I was like, good. I'm glad he
went back to it because that's what he wanted.
That's what he wanted. And he did it. And then
he got it out and you all had to put your lightsaber
in the air. And the guy's going around and he
stops at tea. And he goes, and he says something,
we're going to have to keep an eye on you. Because
he was, I think there was maybe only one other
person with red. Everyone else had blue, green,
and there was one purple. I would have chosen
purple. Oh, you would have been the Lawrence
Fishburne. I would have chosen, no. No, not Lawrence,
Samuel L. Jackson. I would have chosen purple.
But in the end, I did go and buy. every crystal
you could get but there's a thing where there's
like a hidden black crystal yeah it's like one
in a hundred and i thought you know what i'm
not gonna go and spend loads of money getting
it i'm gonna buy one more red one i'll let him
choose it and if we happen to get the black ones
because you can display them yeah like you get
you can buy the stand and then you get buy these
little bits that the kyber crystals can get displayed
on then they light up and it's the color of the
crystal when it lights up so it's like okay well
i can have a red one in the lightsaber so if
you want to play with it She's not allowed to.
Job done. You can, just not outside. The red
one's already in it, but I can still have my
little geeky display of all of them. So I'm only
missing the black one, but the black comes out
as red anyway. So whatever, who cares? But I'm
not going to spend 20. Next time I go, if I ever
go again, I'll buy a red one again and just see
if I'm lucky. And if I'm not, I'll sell on eBay.
I don't need another red one, but I might as
well just try. So yeah, so he's got his lightsaber.
It's absolutely brilliant. I'm sure there's better
ones out there, but, you know, this one he chose.
He made. It's a proper Disney one. It's going
to have some real sentimental value for all three
of us that we got to do it. And it's so cool.
And, yeah, you can take it apart and change the
crystals to have different colours. Makes a slightly
different noise. You know, it's brilliant. You'll
have fun looking at it when we stop recording.
But, yeah, Star Wars world, absolutely brilliant.
uh i'm looking at my list because i made a whole
load of lists of stuff but i think a lot of it
isn't really cypher related more just talking
about holidays we can talk about that on the
next one if people are bothered um yeah what
else that's it so what have i played i've been
talking for nearly 40 minutes people don't mind
that loads of Stuff on the Steam Deck, really.
Other than I played the Sniper League thing with
you. I've just been playing on the Steam Deck.
Oh, I'll tell you what I have done. Oh, go on
then, go on. I found the charger for the Vita.
Oh, wow, yes, yes. I've spoken numerous times
about what I've done to my 3DS. Big middle finger
to you, Nintendo. I've now done it to my Vita.
So, you know, turned off the store. So I'm going
to show you it before you leave. I've gone and
downloaded... specifically games that you can
no longer buy. Yeah, 100%. Because they didn't
have them on the cartridge and the store is now
gone. The only way to get these if you don't
already have them is by finding the ROMs. Have
I ever told you my story about the PSP? No. Now,
I've got a very soft spot for the PSP. Just...
You know I like media formats, full stop. I like
cassettes. UMDs, just like Minidisc, I thought
were very cool. I loved UMDs. Didn't you get
Spider -Man, the film, when you brought a PSP?
You got films, you got all sorts. No, I bought
my PSP from Littlewoods. Oh, yeah. Catalogue.
I thought, I'll pay for it monthly. Brilliant.
And I bought it with... Old school Klarna. Yeah,
basically. I bought it with Grand Theft Auto.
It was Vice City Stories that came out on the
PSP, wasn't it? It would have been Vice City
Stories. It would have been, yeah, I think. No,
it might have been Liberty. It wasn't Vice City.
Maybe it was Liberty. It might have just been
Grand Theft Auto 3, actually. Really? So we're
both talking BS. I'm just going to double check.
By the way, it was... Maybe Liberty City Stories
is on the Vita. The Vita was after PSP, right?
Yes, it was. The Vita came after the PSP. I genuinely
don't know what it was now, and that's going
to annoy me. Anyway, it was the first GTA that
came out on the PSP. And it turned up two days
later, as Littlewoods did, in two big parcels.
And I thought, what the bloody hell is going
on here? They charged me once. They sent me two
copies of Grand Theft Auto, two PSPs. Nice. I
waited two weeks and no one got in contact with
me. So I took it up to CEX and traded the extra
game and the PSP, fully boxed new, for about
six or seven brand new PSP games. Nice. No one's
going to question it. But no, I think the PSP
was brilliant. Yeah, it was nice. I never had
one. Mark had one, so I had a go on it and stuff.
There's something about the Vita. It's a nice,
cute little thing. I don't get hand cramp on
it. I quite like the weird little analog sticks
it's got. It's got a touchscreen on the back.
It had some cool games on it. And the PSP Go
as well. That was a lovely... It got rid of the
UMD device, but it was sliding. Yeah, I liked
that too. Again, I didn't have one. I'd seen
one. I think an old friend of mine had one of
those ones that slide up. Yeah, so I'm going
to have a little go on that throughout the week
probably, every now and again when I'm not editing.
That's not a bad idea. But, yeah, that's really
all the gaming I've done. And then what have
we watched? Oh, yeah, we watched some random
sci -fi thing. What was it called? It was Liberty
City Stories, by the way. It was Liberty City,
yeah. What's the sci -fi show we watched? Star
Trek? Have you ever heard of that, Star Trek?
No. Sounds crap. Really? I'm doing this? Hardly
Shakespeare is it. Accessing library computer
data. Ridiculous. So we're only messing Star
Trek. Strange New Worlds is back. Oh, Nurse Chapel,
girl next door. Finished. Done. Yeah, she's still
a dickhead though. I don't care. Actually, to
be fair, less of a dickhead this time. I was
actually a little bit less of a dickhead. More
kind of like... Spock is a bit like not getting
the idea that I still completely on his team.
I'm taking sides. I'm on his team. Oh, a hundred
percent. But to be honest, if he's not about,
she's free for me. Wait till I tell the poll.
Oh, she can fuck off. Though I'd like to say,
so it does a recap at the beginning. Oh, Spock
can have her. Well, yeah. So. This is obviously
season three, episode one of Strange New Worlds.
So they do a little recap. Yep. And then they
instantly go into the show. He had time to do
his hair between the recap and the show. They
didn't film this on the same day. No, they didn't.
I instantly went, his hair's not disheveled anymore.
And he's still a super sexy captain. So good
looking. He's so good looking. I'm so jealous
of that guy. It's so unfair. It's so unfair.
He's such amazing hair. Oh, God, he's so dreamy.
Imagine if him and Alan Richardson had a baby.
Be a hench beautifully haired. We'll throw Gladiator
Giant in there. Three beautiful men and a baby.
I think, well, imagine being in a sandwich between
those two. Oh my God. We've talked about that
before. Oh, sorry. Old ground. Pegged by them.
So, what happens? Absolutely phenomenal. Slight
spoiler. I'm trying not to spoil too much for
everybody, but we are going to now talk about
Strange New Worlds Season 3, Episode 1. If you
don't want to know anything about it, skip this
bit. Yeah, just head to the outro. Yeah, just
go to the outro. I was genuinely, genuinely upset
that they were going to kill Erica. Oh, yeah.
I was seriously worried about it. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no. I was generally worried about
all of those, those guys getting killed. So happily
that didn't happen yet. Yet that we know of,
but yeah, just the whole thing, the, the gone.
So we actually finally get to see the gone without
the masks on the new versions. Yeah. And sorry,
that's the dog moving the microphone. I liked
it. I think they were really cool design. I think.
I don't know, there was something ever so slightly
off about them, but I don't know if it was kind
of a little bit of a tilt of the hat, tip of
the hat to the classic Gorn from the original
series, which was just a man running around in
a rubber suit. They kind of felt a little bit
clunky in parts. Not all of it. Yeah. Especially
a bit when they're flying the ships chasing after
them. As I say, it may have just been a stylistic
choice, but I think the design of them was very
good. Yeah, I like the design. Looking back at
it in my mind now, a lot of CGI, I can't remember
if there's any practical elements to them, but
I know I just said to you I'm not going to say
anything about episode two, but there is a very
short moment in episode two where you see a Gorn.
And it looks practical by the way its head moves.
Interesting. So it kind of steps to the side
and the head kind of goes zonk. Right. Like it's
on a gimbal going zonk. So I wonder if they have
got a practical Gorn, almost Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtle style face. Yeah. I wonder if they have.
But I don't think it was in that episode, if
there is. Okay. Because a lot of it fell asleep.
But it wasn't rubbish. They clearly used budget.
They've got budget for this. There's money here.
All the CGI, spot on. The story's spot on. I'm
very happy with the conclusion to this two -part
episode. I just, Scotty was really funny and
so I can never remember the lady who's in with
him, his teacher, who we've had previously with
a deep voice. She was great too. Every single
character in it is brilliant. There isn't a single
one that I don't like. There doesn't seem anyone
that seems forced. There's no kind of like subplot.
for some shitty writer putting in their beliefs
outside of the show. There's none of that in
Strange New Worlds. At least not because I've
seen the second episode. There's nothing in the
first two episodes of any of that. The writing
team behind it have been super solid. It genuinely
feels like the Star Trek I knew and grew up with.
It's phenomenal. I still think, and this is a
problem with all sci -fi, okay, this is not a
Star Trek problem, and I'm going to say that
now because I don't think it's fair to criticise
Star Trek on something that all sci -fi does.
But all sci -fi seems to have these lizard race,
these lizard aliens, but you never see any fucker
flying the ship or doing routine maintenance
of the ship, yet... Every single Starfleet ship,
you've got people polishing the wall, polishing
the screens, fixing the warp drive, going up
and down conduits, repairing turbo shafts and
shit like that. Yeah, all of these ones. And
the problem is they then make the lizards almost,
fair like I said, clunky. I cannot see how a
Gorn has manufactured a massive flying warship.
Yeah. that has the ability of all the things
that it has, and more. Okay, so my perspective
of that, well... With no one controlling it either.
No one's starving the bit they're in, because
they're in what they're classing as the digestive
chamber. So I think they're arrogant enough and
powerful enough, because they're way more powerful
than starving. That's very true, yes. To think,
these guys aren't going to escape. They're getting
dissolved by stomach acid. Like... you'd think
they might have a janitor walking around. I totally
get what you're saying. Like, you've got to suspend
your disbelief. But, and it's like, they're also
a kind of, I think there's an element of hive
mind -esque to them, like Borg. Well, very much
so. That's the impression I get from it, particularly
with how they defeat them. But they then promptly
shoot themselves in the foot a little bit. So
Uhura, I don't think they use their eyes anymore.
I think they just use EM and everything. We then
go straight back to the ship. Oh, for the ships.
And there's a screen showing all the transporter
buffer. Oh, fuck, yeah, you're right, yeah. Okay.
Yeah, I didn't pick up on that. Maybe the geeky
Gorns are allowed to stay using their eyes. Yeah.
And they get made fun of for being eye readers.
I don't know. We make fun of the people we have
with glasses. Four eyes. You can see. Yeah. Sight
enabled. Sight enabled. But they're saying it
in Gorn, so they're going... It was a... What
a welcome back to season three. It was so nice
to watch some Star Trek again, because I haven't
watched any Star Trek since we stopped doing
it. No, I haven't. Apart from I've watched some
of the cartoon Lower Decks, which I haven't finished
yet. I was so excited for it and I still haven't
finished it. And we've said, or I have said this
no end of times on this show. I will show more
value behind a show with how I feel about watching
the next episode. Lower Decks, I had no wish
to go, I'm going to binge this. It was just,
oh, I'll watch another one another time. This,
I want to, even though it's quarter to 11, 10
to 11, whatever time it is, eight minutes to
11, I've got to be up at six, but I'm still considering
when I go home, watching the next episode. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Because I'm so excited about it.
Yeah. And that just speaks volumes, doesn't it?
Yeah, it does. And that's how we felt. We finished
it and was like, well, I've got to go to bed.
And Ryan was like, oh, it's just happened. I
was like, no, it seems like we're going to watch
it tomorrow. And we did. Next day, we watched
it. So glad I did. Can't wait to talk to you
about the second episode. Lots to talk about
on that. Particularly Mugwatch for episode two.
On point. Return of Mugwatch. I'm so happy about
it. We've got a lot of mugs to talk about next
episode. We'll have War of the Worlds and Mugwatch
to do. So if anyone's into the old school sci
-fi show when we used to be the Untitled Trek
show, Mugwatch will be back next episode. Because
I know that's what you're all after. Yeah. don't
really say much more about it we've talked so
much in this episode already but this is a brilliant
i want to say return to form for the new worlds
but it never lost it never lost it's just still
going up and up and up and i just want it to
go on forever i want a 10 season strange new
world i would love it to go on forever I know
it's not going to. I know they've renewed it
for, I think, one more season. I've heard four
because they said season four and they hadn't
even released season three yet. It may even be
season four and then season five. I know that
they've released that information. As sad as
I will be, I'm actually partly glad because we've
known and seen what Paramount does to things.
And realistically, they need to go out on a high
note. We don't want to get to a point like Lower
Decks has, which is it doesn't feel like it used
to. It doesn't feel like the same quality. Those
first couple of seasons we watched and went,
oh my God, this is fucking so funny and brilliant.
And I don't want that to happen to this. I don't
want it to start. dragging its feet or feeling
like it's got to bring in certain things to appease
people or it's got to do certain storylines i
want it to stay fresh i want it to stay just
exploring the world of early federation which
is what it's doing and it's brilliant and i think
the way that writers are doing at the moment
that's not saying anything negative against them
because they've built a brilliant world that
we're really enjoying i just can't see them going
past season five and keeping that going yeah
yeah I know we used to expect more back in the
day. Back in the 80s, 90s, we expected more,
and we got that. Yeah. We don't get that anymore.
There's too many projects, too much money involved.
Imagine now if they did a 24 -episode season
of Star Trek. Imagine that. How wicked that would
be. I'd understand, obviously, the budget would
go, but you could tell from the old ones it was
the same. But I think everyone would love that.
I would love it if it wasn't... serialized so
if it wasn't episodes 1 to 24 are all linked
together which is what they would do yeah they
would just do season 1 to 24 and it's just one
long -running storyline whereas you look at tng
once my particular favorite very rarely does
a storyline continue past one or two episodes
yes you've got the underlying stories like the
borg and picard's health but even then It's so
peppered and dropped about and speckled into
the show. It's not a continuous thing. And Discovery,
that's one of my problems with it. Every episode,
although you've got this slightly different thing
happening, it's still just that same story from
episode one. So you're saying you do or you don't
want that? I don't want that. I will stand on
this tower until I'm literally shot and killed.
early south park is amazing because every episode
was random and different and as soon as it went
to that approach of we're just going to do an
ongoing story like the whole tigra d farms thing
it fell apart and as soon as they started doing
random episodes again straight back up there
yeah and that's what strangely well okay we've
got an underlying story like the whole he knows
he's going to die well they've laid off that
a bit now haven't they but even then in the last
two seasons it wasn't an every episode thing
or even if it was it was just a glimpse at the
very end with him vaguely remembering it as it
faded out of the episode it was brilliant well
like episode two again i said i wouldn't talk
about episode two the only link to the episode
before is one of the characters and it says at
the beginning what happened yeah And that's it.
And then it's an episode on its own and it's
his own thing. And it's like, yeah, okay, you've
still got the stuff because you've still got
like character things like Spark and other ones,
you know. So they do have the ongoing character
arcs all flowing through. But all of them did
that. Yeah. Because you're building the characters.
It isn't like, oh, you have to watch the episode
before this and you have to watch the episode
before that. You can go and watch any random
episode of TNG like we used to and just enjoy
it and not have to give a fuck about what happened
in any other episode. And excluding maybe the
time travel episode and the legal episode, same
with Strange New Worlds. Yeah. Those two in particular,
I don't think you could. It's better to have
seen the episode before. But even if you haven't,
they're still great. Yeah, exactly. So, that's
it. Star Trek Strange New Worlds. Go bloody watch
it. Okay, right. Next episode, we're going to
be talking about War of the Worlds, 1953. The
original. We are going to do that this time.
And we'll probably talk about episode two of
Strange New Worlds. Maybe even episode three
as well. Maybe we'll just do two. Yeah, possibly.
We'll just see how the episode goes. So, that's
it. Next time. Royal of the Worlds, 1953. There
isn't a, whatever it's called, guess the intro
at the start of this episode. I'm telling you,
DJ. Everyone else will already know that because
they've been listening to this fucking show for
who knows how long. Command functions are offline.
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