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Can you hear me? Can you hear me, Jake? In a

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response to normal. It was so strange hearing

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Shepard's voice in the mouth of that creature

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last night. This is as far as you go, no matter

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what I do. This is as far as you ever make it.

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A still suit is a high -efficiency filtration

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system. What we are... What are we? Man, why

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do I gotta be the guy who tells the kids there's

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no Santa Claus? Put the phone down. Oh, fuck

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me. Bosh. Press record. Bish bash bosh. Bish

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bash bosh. Hello and welcome to the Untitled

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Sci -Fi Show. With me, Rob, and you... Tom, hello.

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First time I've ever done that. It is. Copying

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the Variety Show. Yeah, don't get used to that,

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everyone. We've got lots to talk about this week.

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We've got what's TJ been up to? Not very much.

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What's Rob been up to? Lots. Switch to conversations

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and then apparently we'll watch some film. I

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really wish we didn't. Ready? Let's do this.

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This is perplexing. Is it? Is it? I don't know

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why you always insist on whispering and spelling

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that. Right, guess the intro, which I handily

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left out of that. What are we doing? Okay, can

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I just point out, we've got a Lego box here.

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It's the Minecraft village from the Minecraft

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movie. Why does it look like John Wick's on the

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back? I know that's meant to be... Steve? No,

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it's meant to be... That? That's not meant to

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be Steve. Yeah, that's Jack Black as Steve. Why

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didn't they make the character a little bit fatter?

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I know it's a Lego character, but we ever...

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Oh, they have, he's got a little paunch, little

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drawn, little... Oh, a little drawn on one. Yeah,

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because they don't actually make them fat, do

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they? Yeah, there's been Lego characters that

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they've put a little bulge on. Oh, have they?

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Oh, they've just drawn on one. Maybe he asked

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them to. One thing I think is weird, though,

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like, this is not very good for an audio medium,

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they have two faces. Because their hair comes

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down the back, they've been able to print two

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faces on, so they get two different expressions.

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You can turn their head around. Oh, that's quite

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cool. So, like, there's the angry one, and then

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slightly less angry one. Right. And then, look,

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she's got her mouth open there, and then here

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she's like, oh, a bit scared. I like that. That's

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cool. It still doesn't look like Steve from Minecraft.

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It looks like John Wick. It looks like John Wick,

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absolutely. Or, in fact, it might even look like

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the Winter Soldier. So, it's funny. So, we went

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to Trafford Centre, T and I, and... We both wanted

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to get the Creeper Lego. It's quite well -priced.

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You know, one of their bigger ones for £30. And

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now I say well -priced. That's well -priced for

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fucking Lego. Lego is expensive. Oh, 100%. We

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were both gutted they didn't have it. But it

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had only come out, like, two days before. And

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they, like, Dan had said the same thing to me.

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He's like, it's new. It's going to go. And then

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the store, they're like, oh, yeah, it's a new

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set. It's just disappeared. You know, what can

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I do? And so, okay, so we were both a bit disappointed.

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And then we saw... Other Lego sets for specifically

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Minecraft. This one's got... So I brought one

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and he brought one. Because I wanted him to be

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able to have every character. And then I quite

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liked what was in this one. So this one's got

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the chicken shop for the Lava Chicken song. And

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it's got a ghast that shoots stuff. Which I really

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liked that. So we've actually both built that

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one together already. And the other one is just

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here. This is the fight scene. So you've got

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the chicken jockey and you've got the big pig

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monster. And then this is meant to be... Sorry,

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everyone. This is just for TJ, really, this bit.

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This is meant to be like the castle bit where

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the lad's running around in. Yeah, I know. When

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he's trying to find all the bits. Where the Enderman

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comes and gets him. But he doesn't have an Enderman

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in it. Odd. They could easily have just put a

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little Enderman in here. They could have, but

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then they wouldn't be able to charge for an Enderman.

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Yeah, they have a big Enderman you make. I think

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there's like an Enderman set where there's like

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a thing of a yay high. For Minecraft lore, maybe

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you build it and you wait and every now and then

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one fades in and then disappears out to another

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child's house. But this one had Garbage Man in

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and we both really like Garbage Man. So he brought

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this one with his pocket money. So this is the

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first proper purchase he's ever made in his life

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with pocket money. Oh, well, that's awesome.

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Which is nice. And we're taking some. I'm changing

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some of the dollars for him. You know, we haven't

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actually spoken. You've finally seen the Minecraft

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movie. We haven't spoken about it on any of the

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shows. It's on my list of things to talk about.

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Oh, okay. In my section. No, fine. But I haven't

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seen every single piece of it, as you know what

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it's like when you watch films with children.

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So, anyway, this is the guestly intro section,

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everyone. So, how do you think you got on before

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I actually get into it? Badly. Yeah, no one got

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it. A particular person, naming no names, missed

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two. Right, okay. So that was disappointing,

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and I think they were trying, and they just couldn't

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get them. One of them is particularly difficult,

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I will say that. But also, I was a bit naughty,

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and one clip is cut in half and played at the

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beginning and the end. I bookshelfed the, whatever

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it's called, the entire thing in between one.

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Because I sent you a little list, and then said,

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wait, hang on, are you being a cheeky fuck? Yeah,

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yeah. Well, it's a very long scene that I didn't

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want to cut out. Well, no, because it's a good

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scene. And it's quite a coolly bit, so I'm just

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getting my notes ready because I've got to flip

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between the two bits. Don't forget to unmute.

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And unmute that. Let's unmute that now. Thank

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you very much. Are we ready? We'll get started.

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Yep. Off we go. When a man's an empty cattle,

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he should be on his metal. And yet I'm torn apart.

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Okay, that's a first one. So that's Bicentennial

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Man. It is Bicentennial Man, absolutely. So that's

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the bit where Robin Williams' robot, or whatever

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you want to call him, I don't even, what is he?

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I don't remember his name. An android, is it?

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He still is, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but that's when

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he meets, the first time he meets the female

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android that the other person's got, or whatever

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it is. Well, no, he's already met them, but they're

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building organic. Parts, specifically a heart.

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It's that bit where they're building the heart.

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Yes, yes, yes. And he's the doctor. He plays

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the bloke that's building it. It's quite a chubby

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bloke, isn't it? He is like doctor, whatever

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his name is. He plays a psychiatrist in one of

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the new medical dramas now. Oh, is he? But yes,

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that's right. Bicentennial, man. Okey -doke.

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Very few of us here are actually mentally ill.

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I'm not saying you're not mentally ill. After

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all, I know you're crazy as a loon. See, I thought

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this was 12 Monkeys. you think it's 12 monkeys

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because it is 12 months yeah so that's brad pitt

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and if i'm honest it's i think one of his if

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not his best performance in any film yeah he's

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great god it's i have not watched that film in

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years and years and years that when i was like

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i'm gonna do it but i was like i can't remember

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which bit i even want to do what bit's gonna

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be memorable so i was like okay well i'm just

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gonna pick a brad pitt bit i mean it's terry

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gilliam isn't it that that did the film and it's

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very very typical of his style but it's such

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a good film i've not watched the tv series that

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they recently did because the film for me is

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just so solid but yeah 12 monkeys okay well sorry

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they're very close together these so the hyperdrive

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generator was the bit Yeah, I didn't get that

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one. Unless it's something like Men in Black

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and the little weird sausage alien things. No,

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I'm surprised you didn't get that. I'm surprised

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that no one really got that. It's Phantom Menace.

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That's, yeah, Watto, whatever his name is, talking

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to, I think he's talking to Qui -Gon Jinn. Don't

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forget, I think I can count the number of times

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I've seen episode one on one hand. I would say

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I saw it at the cinema. And I may have seen it

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twice since. Well, I thought he was quite a well

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-known character in it, though. Yeah, but don't

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forget, I saw it in 98 when it came out. And

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then probably not too long after that, I would

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have seen it the second and third time. I've

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not seen it in years. I couldn't even really

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tell you much about the film anymore. Well, we

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are going to watch that at one point. Right,

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next one. Sometimes I suspect I'm not who I think

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I am. Like maybe I died a long time ago and somebody

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took my brain and stuck it in this body. So is

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that Ghost in the Shell? It is Ghost in the Shell.

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Well done. Yeah, it's just because the whole,

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it's the quote, it's the perfect quote to have

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chosen for that film. Yeah, it was really difficult

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to get one for it because it was all like action

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scenes and stuff when I was hunting around for

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clips and things. So getting actual quotes for

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it was quite difficult. What did you make the

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modern remake of that? With Scarlett Johansson.

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Is it Scarlett Johansson? Yeah, it is. I didn't

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dislike it. I thought it was nicely done. It

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looked the part. I can completely understand

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why people didn't like her to play it. They wanted

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someone who was ethnically... I don't know how

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I should say it. It should have been more fitting

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to the manga original. It should have been, but

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at the same time, I did think it was still good,

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and she played the part well. Yeah. I don't know

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what to say about it. I didn't dislike it, you

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know. Next one. Okay. You're implying that a

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group composed entirely of female animals will

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breed? Well, that's Jurassic Park, isn't it?

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Jurassic Park. Of course it is. I've only missed

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one so far. Yeah, you missed the next one. Did

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I? This isn't part of my program. I'm a doctor,

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not a doorstop. That's Voyager. Yeah, but that's

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not what it's from. Oh my God, you prick. You

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absolute cocksucker. That's first contact, isn't

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it? Yes. You absolute knob jockey. I knew I'd

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get you with it. I knew I was like, I'm going

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to fuck him up. Of course. And that's one of

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my favourite, if not my favourite Star Trek film.

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It's a great scene too. It is brilliant. It's

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like Borg just about to burst through that door.

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Delay them, but I'm a doctor. Yeah, a doctor,

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another doorstop. Yeah, oh, very good. And then,

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of course, we round it off with... The other,

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the end of that scene. Yeah, over on the rack.

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Thank you. Yeah, I love that bit. It's a really

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great bit in the film. Very good. And it's all

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like... It's a great gag and it's off screen

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too. Yeah. Yeah, very funny. So well done to

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absolutely nobody. Nobody got them all. You missed

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two. Somebody else missed two. No, don't fuck

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off. Oh, I just whacked the microphone just as

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I pressed record there. Okay, right, let's mute

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that. Right, go on then. What have you been up

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to? Nothing? Great. If we know what's going to

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happen with Men in Black International, we need

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to pad this. Yeah, that's where we've got a whole

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other section in between. So I've installed Sniper

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Elite Resistance. And just like the last one,

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I started the first mission and then lost about

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two hours of my life to it. It's just wonderful.

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Really good. Looks gorgeous. can't help but enjoy

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these slow motion scenes as a bullet ricochets

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through a nazi's head and you see all their bones

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shattered all of that the x -ray side of it i

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think they it's called x -ray i don't know if

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that's part of like is it mortal combat i think

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mortal combat called them x -rays yeah so i don't

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know if it's all the same graphics engine now

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and it's all all shared and that's why it's called

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neck anyway it just looks really good and it

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plays nicely i'm just i'm really taken with it

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it's just a solid series of games. Is it just

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like the one we played together, just new? Same

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engine, everything looks the same. Yeah, same

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engine, looks the same, maybe a little bit more

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polish on it, just a whole different series of

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maps. Now, the thing is, there were maps in that

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last one that we played, I think that was Sniper

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Elite 5. It was either 5 or 6, whichever one

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it was before Resistance. And the maps on there

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are just immense. Once you've gone through a

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couple of parts of the mission and the whole

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map unlocks... I was spending hours just slowly

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walking through undergrowth, through woods, finding

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every extent of the map you could. And it's just

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amazing. You can just walk around and it's just

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been beautifully all planned out. There's a couple

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of missions on there where you're in a town.

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And it feels like a real town. There's just roads

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that lead off to places with shop fronts and

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houses. bombing areas that you can then climb

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up it just all felt really really immersive so

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it's really good so i'm really pleased with that

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i've played a bit more heldovers and obviously

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we chatted about that last time and uh the illuminate

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are gone now although apparently they're back

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okay and i saw that some bug planets have got

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settlements on them now too yeah so it sounds

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like they're starting to do this by the way when

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you land on this planet there's going to be two

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sets of enemies you've got to go up against so

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that's going to be an interesting one you said

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that a long time ago you wanted that yeah because

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i think that's a good way of doing it um maybe

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make the map ever so slightly bigger and then

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you have attacking from both sides you've got

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a decision which way do we go because if we go

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that way they're going to be behind us but if

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we go that way they'll be behind us what do you

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reckon about having all three baddies on one

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planet like a big final hurrah war everyone's

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met up but i imagine super earth where you've

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got all of them have got to super at the same

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time and you're on super defending it from all

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of them i must admit it was fun doing super earth

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with the illuminate on there yeah i think i would

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have quite liked to have seen super earth with

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the uh cybers on yeah i think the bots on there

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would have been really cool to see because some

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of their Seeing one of the walkers coming through

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the streets would have been phenomenal. Yeah,

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that would have been cool. So there's quite a

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lot to that I would have liked to see. Who knows?

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We don't know what's coming. I mean, we might

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end up at Cyberstan at some point. Again, very

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cool. Right, Murderbot, I've caught up on that.

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Although what I really hate on Apple TV is new

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episodes every Friday, what they mean is by American

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Friday. So you're caught up to the episode that

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I am, which was last week's. So did your episode

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end with an explosion? Yes. Yeah. So that's last

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week's Friday. Oh, that's a shame. So I don't

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know what time it will click in, but at some

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point this evening, there'll be a new episode.

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And I love it. Wait, tomorrow? Well, no, probably

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tonight. It will probably click in tonight. As

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America comes online, it depends where in America...

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It's Thursday, though. Oh, yeah, good point.

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I keep thinking it's Friday today. Ignore me.

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We're recording. It's Thursday. As you're listening,

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it's Monday or after. Oh, well, that probably

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will while we haven't got it then. So ignore

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all of that. That's just me being an idiot. So

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I, from your recommendation, started watching

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today and then I was hooked on it. Watched every

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single episode today. Binged it on my own today.

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They're quite short. They're 20... This is what

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that's what I was just going to say. My big issue

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with it is it's a 24 minute episode. You lose

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two minutes of that to the titles. And it just

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feels like you suddenly you get to that point.

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I'm really into this. This is so good. And then

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it's the end of the bloody episode every time.

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Yeah. And they are little cliffhangers every

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episode. I really would like to watch The Rise

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and Fall of Sanctuary Moon as its own show. Oh,

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wouldn't it be amazing? That'd be good. So that's

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like a fake sci -fi show within Murderbot. It's

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basically, I tell you what, so this is done by

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Paramount Murderbot. I don't know if you saw

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that. No, I didn't. It's actually Paramount Studios.

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Okay. So you've got to imagine that they've probably

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had some input from the Star Trek people, if

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not some of their Star Trek people working on

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this. And I tell you what, As much as it's meant

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to be a play on Star Trek, they're definitely

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ripping the piss out of Discovery in that. Oh,

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absolutely. It's Discovery purely with all the

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weird stuff going on that they've chosen to.

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I just really like the acting in it. Every one

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of them. Feels like the character you're expecting

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them to be. The show's just been, the story seems

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good so far. I'm just hoping it doesn't end in

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a bad way. I'm hoping the story stays getting

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stronger and stronger. I think it really is just,

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yeah, the length of time the episodes are, that

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disappoints me the most. It's like, why can't

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it be a bit longer? Yeah, because what we've

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watched five episodes, that's basically the length

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of a film. Yeah. Essentially. 100%. Yeah, it'd

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be great if they were a bit longer. Anything

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else? Well, I'm just joking here. Yeah, one other

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thing. I re -watched Independence Day Resurgence

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today. Oh, yes, you did. We spoke about this.

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I said you've got Stockholm Syndrome. So, I remember

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when that came out and I saw it at the cinema.

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And I let myself be swayed by the critics, I

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think, because I went in there thinking this

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is going to be shit. And I came out thinking

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it was shit. Then I rewatched it with Jem when

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it came to streaming. And I said, oh, it's shit.

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But she said, oh, we might as well watch it because

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I enjoyed the first one. And we both came away

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saying it was shit. But in the back of my mind,

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I sat there kind of thinking, why am I saying

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this is shit? re -watching it today i think this

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is probably the third or fourth time i've watched

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it now the story okay the story isn't wonderful

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but it isn't any worse than the story from the

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first film yeah the thing that i would pinpoint

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maybe is the worst bit on it is the fact that

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okay the cgi aliens don't look anywhere near

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as good as the practical effects aliens we got

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in the first one but when you do get the practical

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aliens they look just as good yeah And there's

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just a couple of moments in it. So you remember

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the aliens from the first one. They're in their

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little bodysuit, crack open, there's a little

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alien driving it around, yeah? So the premise

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of this is those are smaller ships, and then

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there's also something called a harvester, which

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is even fucking bigger. I mean, the top of our

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globe sort of size. And it comes and it clamps

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onto your planet, drills in, sucks out your molten

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core, and off it goes. And that's led by what

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they call a harvester queen. And the Harvester

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Queen is basically the size of like the Empire

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State Building when she's in her mech suit. So

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they've just basically gone, right, take the

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alien and make it really big. And it just looked

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really good. And they even give the alien queen

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its own sort of like rifle that it runs around

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shooting with. And it's just been a lot. And

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it just looked really good. I don't remember

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this film. I wonder if I haven't seen it. I would

00:19:14.490 --> 00:19:16.430
wonder if you've even seen it, because so many

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people say, oh, I'm not watching that. I mean,

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yeah, they didn't have Will Smith in it, which...

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Turns out it's a positive thing nowadays. Apparently

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he died when they were doing a test flight from

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the new moon base. I kind of remember that aspect

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of it, but I don't remember Kaiju. I think that's

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because everyone was talking about it. And that's

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what the story was leaked. Because everyone was

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like, oh, there's no Will Smith in it. We don't

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want to see it. And yeah, it was leaked that

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he was meant to have died in testing something

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out on the new moon base. Has it got everyone

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else though? No, so it's got Bill Pullman still,

00:19:47.170 --> 00:19:50.910
but he's still playing. The now ex -president.

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Okay. It's got Data in it. Okay. Oh yeah, where

00:19:54.809 --> 00:19:56.670
he was in the first one. So he dies in the first

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one, but it turns out he's only in a coma. And

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it's got Jeff Goldblum still. And Jeff Goldblum's

00:20:04.210 --> 00:20:07.569
dad in it. Okay. So it's all the main characters

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from the last one, really. And basically the

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premise is that the Harvester gets alerted that

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the ships have been destroyed. And it starts

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heading for us. But then we're also visited by

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another alien who's the last of its species.

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Right. Coming to say that we have a refugee planet.

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No one's ever defeated a harvester. We're here

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to evacuate as many of you as you can. Yeah,

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I haven't seen this. And we're teaching people

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to fight back. But Earth being Earth blows them

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out the sky. And it's... I think it's worth a

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watch. So Earth blows up the second alien race

00:20:46.940 --> 00:20:50.640
thinking they're baddies. Classic, classic Earth.

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Yeah, good old Earth. You know, it deserves a

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watch and it deserves to be watched with a fair

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mind. Don't go into it like I did because actually

00:21:00.940 --> 00:21:03.759
re -watching it now, excluding some of the CGI,

00:21:04.119 --> 00:21:06.940
there's a lot of clever bits to it. For example,

00:21:07.079 --> 00:21:12.160
the entire Earth has adopted... all of the um

00:21:12.160 --> 00:21:15.160
alien technology so all the alien ships that

00:21:15.160 --> 00:21:18.380
crashed are still there okay and we've been stripping

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it and we've been learning so all the vehicles

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you see like these new top of the range space

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jet fighters are all powered by the same engines

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that the alien ships has all their weapons are

00:21:28.960 --> 00:21:31.779
powered by the alien weapons So they've taken

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those bits, and that's exactly what you would

00:21:33.259 --> 00:21:36.000
do. Yeah. You wouldn't just go, oh, well, we'll

00:21:36.000 --> 00:21:37.579
just leave it. You would look at their technology

00:21:37.579 --> 00:21:39.019
and go, well, if they're going to come back,

00:21:39.119 --> 00:21:40.420
we should be able to fight them, and that's what

00:21:40.420 --> 00:21:43.500
they've done. Yeah. So it's got not too bad a

00:21:43.500 --> 00:21:46.240
premise. Yeah. So well worth watching. Okay.

00:21:47.640 --> 00:21:51.400
What is that thing? See the core? Uh -huh. How

00:21:51.400 --> 00:21:53.119
it keeps emitting convective energy across the

00:21:53.119 --> 00:21:55.880
interior of the photosphere? Yeah, yeah, no,

00:21:55.960 --> 00:22:00.380
see all the, see the photosphere bit? What have

00:22:00.380 --> 00:22:03.460
you been up to? Me, little old me. So yeah, Murderbot,

00:22:03.579 --> 00:22:07.220
which we've actually just spoken about, which

00:22:07.220 --> 00:22:11.180
I've really enjoyed. We have now watched up to

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Fallout of Mission Impossible. Okay. You were

00:22:14.220 --> 00:22:16.059
totally right last time about the order of them.

00:22:16.079 --> 00:22:18.980
I got it all fucked up. So we've now got the

00:22:18.980 --> 00:22:22.079
one that is out on Netflix, which isn't, again,

00:22:22.140 --> 00:22:23.779
I was wrong with this, is not the newest one.

00:22:23.859 --> 00:22:25.319
It's just the newest one that isn't at the cinema.

00:22:26.029 --> 00:22:28.269
dead reckoning or whatever yeah but wasn't this

00:22:28.269 --> 00:22:30.950
the two parts a dead reckoning ends on a cliffhanger

00:22:30.950 --> 00:22:32.490
and it's meant to carry on in the next one so

00:22:32.490 --> 00:22:34.990
we haven't seen that so now i'm like well do

00:22:34.990 --> 00:22:37.930
i actually not bother watching this until um

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the next one is out on streaming platforms as

00:22:41.309 --> 00:22:44.150
well but i know what will happen is that the

00:22:44.150 --> 00:22:47.410
first part will come off of being free and suddenly

00:22:47.410 --> 00:22:49.829
everyone want you to pay for it yeah because

00:22:49.829 --> 00:22:51.509
they do that with fucking everything because

00:22:51.509 --> 00:22:53.109
then the other one will be out for free and they

00:22:53.109 --> 00:22:54.730
won't be offering you the first one because they

00:22:54.730 --> 00:22:58.150
that's how they get you exactly but yeah i just

00:22:58.150 --> 00:22:59.950
fucking love mission impossible i've got to say

00:22:59.950 --> 00:23:04.329
it's just so cool and it's still going back to

00:23:04.329 --> 00:23:06.230
the tv era i know it's still one of the best

00:23:06.839 --> 00:23:10.400
intro music bits to tv yeah it's just classic

00:23:10.400 --> 00:23:14.440
yeah uh clarkson's farm i don't care what anyone

00:23:14.440 --> 00:23:18.480
thinks about him i love that show and i was literally

00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:22.200
like for one reason they let like i think they

00:23:22.200 --> 00:23:25.680
look like four episodes out and then two like

00:23:25.680 --> 00:23:27.319
a week later they did two and then another week

00:23:27.319 --> 00:23:28.779
later they did another two which is really odd

00:23:28.779 --> 00:23:30.299
they did that in the last season they released

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that in two halves and then the first two seasons

00:23:33.019 --> 00:23:36.410
were just out I just... I don't like that. I

00:23:36.410 --> 00:23:39.440
don't... I can only assume, we've said about

00:23:39.440 --> 00:23:41.680
this before, my theory is they're holding on

00:23:41.680 --> 00:23:44.519
to this old TV way because they want to stretch

00:23:44.519 --> 00:23:47.259
people onto multiple months so they can't use

00:23:47.259 --> 00:23:49.440
their free month to watch the whole thing. 100%.

00:23:49.440 --> 00:23:51.460
100%, that's what it is. Because they're expecting

00:23:51.460 --> 00:23:54.680
FOMO and spoilers to mean people are going to

00:23:54.680 --> 00:23:56.559
want to watch these four episodes quickly and

00:23:56.559 --> 00:23:59.119
then they'll get that $8 .99, I'll get $8 .99

00:23:59.119 --> 00:24:02.180
out of you, you know. Yeah. So I think that's

00:24:02.180 --> 00:24:05.180
why. And Disney does the same. So I love Bob's

00:24:05.180 --> 00:24:08.200
Burgers, as many people know. I think it's season

00:24:08.200 --> 00:24:13.700
15 we're on now, something like that. And we've

00:24:13.700 --> 00:24:16.299
been sat on 10 episodes for that for over six

00:24:16.299 --> 00:24:19.279
months. And now suddenly episodes 11, 12 and

00:24:19.279 --> 00:24:21.400
13 have dropped in the past three weeks. Yeah.

00:24:21.539 --> 00:24:24.279
So there's been like half a year gap waiting,

00:24:24.460 --> 00:24:26.960
just waiting for those episodes to be released.

00:24:27.119 --> 00:24:29.259
Yeah. But they're doing it in America as well.

00:24:29.259 --> 00:24:32.490
So it's not like America's not, not. suffering

00:24:32.490 --> 00:24:35.190
too i just think it's very unfair i don't like

00:24:35.190 --> 00:24:37.589
that at all yeah i don't like it but they're

00:24:37.589 --> 00:24:39.829
all out i've watched them all i absolutely love

00:24:39.829 --> 00:24:43.549
clarkson's farm i'm going to download the first

00:24:43.549 --> 00:24:45.549
basically i'm going to download them all to my

00:24:45.549 --> 00:24:47.769
phone so i can watch them on the plane when i

00:24:47.769 --> 00:24:50.170
go away i yeah i and i've already watched season

00:24:50.170 --> 00:24:52.809
one and two twice already i just i don't know

00:24:52.809 --> 00:24:56.029
what it is about it i just it's not that i really

00:24:56.029 --> 00:24:58.799
like jeremy clarkson either it's just there's

00:24:58.799 --> 00:25:00.500
just something about the show that I just quite

00:25:00.500 --> 00:25:04.319
like. It is funny. And it's, you know, I, I like

00:25:04.319 --> 00:25:06.880
farming stuff and I just, it's, I don't know.

00:25:06.920 --> 00:25:08.980
It's something about the show just tickles me.

00:25:09.000 --> 00:25:11.519
Right. I think maybe because he's such a blundering

00:25:11.519 --> 00:25:14.819
idiot. Yes. And he's got like a young lad. He's

00:25:14.819 --> 00:25:17.380
basically just like, you are a fucking idiot

00:25:17.380 --> 00:25:20.380
to him. Just completely. Why are you doing not

00:25:20.380 --> 00:25:22.900
scripted? It's not like top gear, quote unquote,

00:25:23.000 --> 00:25:26.259
not scripted where Jeremy Clarkson actually wrote

00:25:26.259 --> 00:25:30.500
all of that. He did it. Yeah. In this, there's

00:25:30.500 --> 00:25:33.240
the occasional bit, I think, in season one or

00:25:33.240 --> 00:25:35.819
two, where you think, that's a scenario I can

00:25:35.819 --> 00:25:38.319
see that they're playing to, whereas clearly

00:25:38.319 --> 00:25:41.619
by three and four, they're not. It's just, he's

00:25:41.619 --> 00:25:44.420
a fucking idiot. Yeah, and I mean, it's a bit

00:25:44.420 --> 00:25:46.660
like the Grand Tour. So I've just watched the

00:25:46.660 --> 00:25:49.460
last episode of the Grand Tour, which is, it's

00:25:49.460 --> 00:25:53.180
almost moving, almost moving. But what I will

00:25:53.180 --> 00:25:54.859
say to people is, if you're going to watch the

00:25:54.859 --> 00:25:56.539
Grand Tour and think it's real, then you're an

00:25:56.539 --> 00:26:01.019
idiot. oh yeah oh however the vast majority of

00:26:01.019 --> 00:26:04.960
it as much as it may be scripted i would suggest

00:26:04.960 --> 00:26:08.960
that potentially may hammond and clarkson aren't

00:26:08.960 --> 00:26:11.259
always aware and it's actually something the

00:26:11.259 --> 00:26:14.619
production team have set up so i was watching

00:26:14.619 --> 00:26:17.420
an interview with clarkson and caleb for the

00:26:17.420 --> 00:26:20.259
um clarkson farm i think he mentioned something

00:26:20.259 --> 00:26:21.799
because this is what i was saying about the writing

00:26:21.799 --> 00:26:24.509
yeah he literally says in it because he's talking

00:26:24.509 --> 00:26:26.289
about how he writes for newspapers and he loves

00:26:26.289 --> 00:26:28.869
writing, it's like how he wrote the Grand Tour

00:26:28.869 --> 00:26:31.789
on Top Gear stuff. So he does do it, but he doesn't

00:26:31.789 --> 00:26:35.609
know, he basically creates the scenario, but

00:26:35.609 --> 00:26:37.109
he doesn't know where they're going to go, what

00:26:37.109 --> 00:26:39.349
they're going to, the production team are doing

00:26:39.349 --> 00:26:41.809
that. So they were literally apparently turning

00:26:41.809 --> 00:26:43.309
up to airports, not knowing where the hell they

00:26:43.309 --> 00:26:45.609
were going to go. So they are surprised that

00:26:45.609 --> 00:26:47.769
they're going to these places and stuff, and

00:26:47.769 --> 00:26:49.990
they don't know exactly what's going to happen

00:26:49.990 --> 00:26:53.519
when they get there, just. A map of it has kind

00:26:53.519 --> 00:26:55.819
of been done by Clarkson being like, no, we're

00:26:55.819 --> 00:26:57.599
going to be doing this kind of stuff. I think

00:26:57.599 --> 00:27:01.380
the thing is, is people quite often just say,

00:27:01.400 --> 00:27:03.160
oh, Jeremy Clarkson, no, I'm not going to give

00:27:03.160 --> 00:27:06.099
it a chance. Hate him. Dislike him. He's objectionable.

00:27:06.240 --> 00:27:08.859
He's a knob. All of those things. And I can quite

00:27:08.859 --> 00:27:14.119
agree in some ways. However, he is bloody brilliant

00:27:14.119 --> 00:27:18.809
on TV. Yeah. for that style of TV. And this is

00:27:18.809 --> 00:27:21.410
why New Top Gear has always failed since those

00:27:21.410 --> 00:27:26.009
three left. You cannot have that dynamic with

00:27:26.009 --> 00:27:29.390
anyone else. And they work to it and they play

00:27:29.390 --> 00:27:31.109
to it and that's why they were so successful

00:27:31.109 --> 00:27:34.089
for so long. And that's why Clarkson Farm has

00:27:34.089 --> 00:27:38.289
been successful because it's Clarkson being Clarkson.

00:27:38.410 --> 00:27:41.190
And yet you may not like it, but if that's the

00:27:41.190 --> 00:27:44.319
style of TV you like... It is perfect. Yeah.

00:27:44.420 --> 00:27:46.279
Well, they captured Lightning in a Bottle with

00:27:46.279 --> 00:27:49.799
Top Gear and the Grand Tour, and I just don't

00:27:49.799 --> 00:27:51.119
think you're going to get shy of that again.

00:27:51.279 --> 00:27:53.880
Well, I've just seen they've recast Top Gear

00:27:53.880 --> 00:27:57.680
again with the new three presenters for it, and

00:27:57.680 --> 00:28:00.200
it just looks atrocious. Just wouldn't bother.

00:28:01.000 --> 00:28:04.380
I haven't. I didn't bother with when it was Paddy

00:28:04.380 --> 00:28:08.960
McGuinness and whoever else it was. The cricketer.

00:28:09.160 --> 00:28:11.099
Yeah, I mean, terrible. I didn't realise his

00:28:11.099 --> 00:28:13.400
accident was as bad as it was. Yeah, pretty bad.

00:28:13.400 --> 00:28:15.440
I've seen the pictures now and, oh, God. Freddy

00:28:15.440 --> 00:28:17.480
Flintoff. And he's never going to look the same

00:28:17.480 --> 00:28:19.079
again. He's not the good -looking bloke he used

00:28:19.079 --> 00:28:20.819
to be. Yeah, he's quite scarred, isn't he? Bless

00:28:20.819 --> 00:28:24.700
him. Yeah, but, as again, said Klaus and Pham,

00:28:24.759 --> 00:28:27.920
loved it. You touched it earlier, Minecraft movie.

00:28:29.140 --> 00:28:32.490
I've... been in the room when it's been on from

00:28:32.490 --> 00:28:34.470
beginning to end yeah doesn't mean i've seen

00:28:34.470 --> 00:28:36.369
every moment of it because i was making a drink

00:28:36.369 --> 00:28:39.210
for him doing food or whatever doing something

00:28:39.210 --> 00:28:42.670
hanging around while it was on and then there

00:28:42.670 --> 00:28:44.609
was continued kind of like we'll watch it in

00:28:44.609 --> 00:28:45.849
the morning we'll watch again in the morning

00:28:45.849 --> 00:28:47.730
and it never happened he remembers every single

00:28:47.730 --> 00:28:50.440
fucking word of it But I don't know how, because

00:28:50.440 --> 00:28:52.039
he's only watched it, so he's watched it now

00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:54.680
twice through, and we're halfway through it again,

00:28:54.799 --> 00:28:56.579
and he said he wants to watch the second half

00:28:56.579 --> 00:28:58.740
of it with Mummy in the morning tomorrow. So,

00:28:58.740 --> 00:29:02.380
thanks. Thanks for the invite. I know where I'm

00:29:02.380 --> 00:29:03.880
sitting. You see, I was lucky I got to take Kay

00:29:03.880 --> 00:29:06.759
to the cinema for it. Yeah. Well, I mean, I've

00:29:06.759 --> 00:29:09.420
brought it on the Apple TV, so you, I mean...

00:29:09.420 --> 00:29:11.160
Yeah, Kay and Gem watched it. Kay and Gem watched

00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:15.839
it. So I figured that out, by the way, so I don't

00:29:15.839 --> 00:29:18.200
end up using your card. I have to turn off the

00:29:18.200 --> 00:29:20.259
sharing. Whenever I'm going to buy, I turn off

00:29:20.259 --> 00:29:22.900
family sharing, and then I use my card, and then

00:29:22.900 --> 00:29:24.359
I turn it back on again. I think you can change

00:29:24.359 --> 00:29:26.059
it to your card. It's just a pain in the arse

00:29:26.059 --> 00:29:30.079
to do. Yeah, I think as well, if I do it from

00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:34.779
my iPad or something, it doesn't... Ask for your

00:29:34.779 --> 00:29:38.680
card. It does a personal card. Yeah, it's really

00:29:38.680 --> 00:29:40.099
confusing. Apple stuff, fucking hell confusing.

00:29:40.339 --> 00:29:42.480
But anyway, yeah, I've got it on there. And from

00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:44.619
what I have seen of it, I really like it. I will

00:29:44.619 --> 00:29:47.460
say it's phenomenal that so much of that was

00:29:47.460 --> 00:29:49.920
practical effects as well. So excluding the fact

00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:52.779
that the villagers' heads were CGI, their body,

00:29:52.859 --> 00:29:55.579
their suits weren't. So it is people walking

00:29:55.579 --> 00:29:58.059
along in costume. The trees, the lava chicken

00:29:58.059 --> 00:30:01.700
shack was all real. I need to watch. I think

00:30:01.700 --> 00:30:03.339
maybe you linked it to me. I need to watch some

00:30:03.339 --> 00:30:06.140
making -ofs because I think that's why I felt

00:30:06.140 --> 00:30:09.880
so weird about the zombies because they are,

00:30:10.019 --> 00:30:12.920
like you're saying, people. Yeah. Which they've

00:30:12.920 --> 00:30:15.619
obviously then manipulated the look of them in

00:30:15.619 --> 00:30:18.980
with CGI. But then, yeah, the face is obviously...

00:30:18.980 --> 00:30:21.220
Yeah, so it's really... It's a weird mishmash,

00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:23.940
but it works. It works. It's very, very clever.

00:30:24.119 --> 00:30:26.039
All the trees, for example, were real. I will

00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:31.059
say it's borderline scary. for four -year -olds,

00:30:31.059 --> 00:30:34.920
I think. Yeah, it's very dark, and I would say,

00:30:35.039 --> 00:30:38.700
and this is me being, dear God, I'm being the,

00:30:38.799 --> 00:30:42.319
won't someone think of the children? Very surprised

00:30:42.319 --> 00:30:45.019
they went with the fact that the main bad character

00:30:45.019 --> 00:30:47.579
just goes around and stabs everyone. Turns them

00:30:47.579 --> 00:30:49.559
into pork chops, yeah. Well, there's a bit...

00:30:49.559 --> 00:30:51.039
But that bit's fine, but the fact she's walking

00:30:51.039 --> 00:30:52.920
around with a dagger and just stabbing people.

00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:55.720
When you consider the amount of knife crime we

00:30:55.720 --> 00:30:58.119
have in the newspapers at the moment, I would

00:30:58.119 --> 00:30:59.380
have thought that would have been frowned upon

00:30:59.380 --> 00:31:03.119
more. Yeah. The bit for me is actually when the

00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:06.839
zombies eat the sheep. Oh, yeah. Like, T literally

00:31:06.839 --> 00:31:09.930
says to me, like, they're eating his skin. It's

00:31:09.930 --> 00:31:11.930
like, no, they're eating his fur off. But I think

00:31:11.930 --> 00:31:13.869
they should have put that in. It would have been

00:31:13.869 --> 00:31:15.990
funnier, actually, if it was more obvious that

00:31:15.990 --> 00:31:18.509
they literally did a Minecraft and pulled his

00:31:18.509 --> 00:31:20.750
fur off and then you had a naked sheep and one

00:31:20.750 --> 00:31:23.849
of them had a block of wool. I think that would

00:31:23.849 --> 00:31:26.750
have been funnier. Then it looks like their four

00:31:26.750 --> 00:31:29.809
zombies are eating the sheep's flesh. Yes. And

00:31:29.809 --> 00:31:32.349
I was like, OK, yeah, I can understand why you're

00:31:32.349 --> 00:31:35.130
scared of that. Absolutely. And yeah, the nether

00:31:35.130 --> 00:31:37.769
bit, because they've done such a brilliant job

00:31:37.769 --> 00:31:42.630
with the CGI. it's almost too real. And it is

00:31:42.630 --> 00:31:44.430
actually, I think, a bit scary. I don't want

00:31:44.430 --> 00:31:47.349
to be the big, like, Dobby Downer on it, but

00:31:47.349 --> 00:31:49.930
I think it is actually a bit too scary. So when

00:31:49.930 --> 00:31:51.490
he said to me he's scared of it and didn't want

00:31:51.490 --> 00:31:54.109
to watch it for a while, I totally got it. Yeah,

00:31:54.150 --> 00:31:59.329
I 100 % agree. Yeah. So that's that. I played

00:31:59.329 --> 00:32:01.309
a bit more Last of Us 2. You saw me when you

00:32:01.309 --> 00:32:04.910
got here. I'm really excited for Death Stranding

00:32:04.910 --> 00:32:07.880
2. That comes out on the 24th of June. surprised

00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:10.319
how much i loved the first one i must play that

00:32:10.319 --> 00:32:13.200
i haven't played it yet the the the shame about

00:32:13.200 --> 00:32:15.500
it is for you now if other people aren't playing

00:32:15.500 --> 00:32:18.339
it you're not going to get the same sense of

00:32:18.339 --> 00:32:21.279
coolness so you're essentially a delivery man

00:32:21.279 --> 00:32:25.200
for those who don't know you you um something's

00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:28.250
happened in the world oh god it's fucking kojima

00:32:28.250 --> 00:32:31.410
it's so difficult to explain but there's areas

00:32:31.410 --> 00:32:33.349
where you can't go because dead creatures will

00:32:33.349 --> 00:32:35.849
come out the ground and suck you in and if they

00:32:35.849 --> 00:32:38.269
pull you down it causes like a basically some

00:32:38.269 --> 00:32:40.329
kind of cataclysm which is a nuclear explosion

00:32:40.329 --> 00:32:44.109
that happens so you have to not let that happen

00:32:44.109 --> 00:32:46.849
to you but basically you're delivering places

00:32:46.849 --> 00:32:50.130
you play something bridges who's played by the

00:32:50.130 --> 00:32:53.309
the guy from walking dead yeah uh who everybody

00:32:53.309 --> 00:32:56.529
knows who i now can't remember his name anyway

00:32:56.529 --> 00:33:01.670
uh and there's a norman readers and i did that

00:33:01.670 --> 00:33:03.789
without imdb holy fuck that's the first time

00:33:03.789 --> 00:33:05.490
ever that's impressive and yeah so you're just

00:33:05.490 --> 00:33:07.309
basically delivering stuff so you get stuff from

00:33:07.309 --> 00:33:09.170
one place you have to try and carry it all on

00:33:09.170 --> 00:33:11.250
your back or eventually you get a car or a little

00:33:11.250 --> 00:33:13.250
bike and stuff and you've got to balance yourself

00:33:13.250 --> 00:33:15.569
so like shoulder buttons are balance which is

00:33:15.569 --> 00:33:18.569
quite a cool little thing it sounds so dull but

00:33:18.569 --> 00:33:23.319
the story is epic the graphics are just wonderful.

00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:27.900
The whole aesthetics of it is just incredible.

00:33:29.920 --> 00:33:32.460
It's not often I completely binge a game. It's

00:33:32.460 --> 00:33:34.700
really not often. I played that game every single

00:33:34.700 --> 00:33:37.720
night. Miranda was a complete Death Stranding

00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:40.000
widow. Complete Death Stranding. To the point,

00:33:40.039 --> 00:33:42.880
and you have this baby on you, which can sense

00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:46.079
the monsters, and it was called BB. I was so

00:33:46.079 --> 00:33:47.579
into it because I was playing it while she was

00:33:47.579 --> 00:33:50.460
pregnant, that T's nickname went... She was playing

00:33:50.460 --> 00:33:53.980
with BB. So we just, this house was just calling,

00:33:54.039 --> 00:33:56.720
calling him BB while he was inside. Anyway. Yeah.

00:33:56.759 --> 00:34:00.680
So that new one comes out. I haven't pre -ordered

00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:04.039
anything because when I get it, I want to play

00:34:04.039 --> 00:34:06.099
it. And it's not like the games are going anywhere.

00:34:06.400 --> 00:34:08.940
Like I can pick that game up in a year. Like

00:34:08.940 --> 00:34:12.420
Death Stranding 1 is sometimes free on Steam.

00:34:12.539 --> 00:34:16.010
So when I'm ready to play it, I'll play it. It'll

00:34:16.010 --> 00:34:18.510
end up on one of the free side of things or what

00:34:18.510 --> 00:34:21.389
the things that we pay for anyway. Yeah. But

00:34:21.389 --> 00:34:23.969
I am, but I am super excited for it. And as I

00:34:23.969 --> 00:34:25.650
was saying to you, like the shame for you, if

00:34:25.650 --> 00:34:26.909
you're only going to just start defining one

00:34:26.909 --> 00:34:31.690
now is that it's not multiplayer, but if you

00:34:31.690 --> 00:34:34.409
can put like, you can build roads, you can physically

00:34:34.409 --> 00:34:37.639
spend your credits to. Build a bit of road. And

00:34:37.639 --> 00:34:40.019
that will appear for everyone else. And they

00:34:40.019 --> 00:34:41.699
can spend their credits to build the next bit

00:34:41.699 --> 00:34:43.639
of the road or upgrade the road to make it better

00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:45.860
for you to drive on. Or there's bits we've got

00:34:45.860 --> 00:34:48.500
to get through the mountains. Well, you can literally

00:34:48.500 --> 00:34:50.679
climb all the way up and down the mountain in

00:34:50.679 --> 00:34:52.239
the snow. I've seen the video clips of those.

00:34:52.300 --> 00:34:54.820
Or you can get these weird magnet kind of glider

00:34:54.820 --> 00:34:58.280
things. But you've got to have posts up to go

00:34:58.280 --> 00:34:59.920
from one to the next to the next. Someone's got

00:34:59.920 --> 00:35:02.860
to place those fucking posts there. So I remember

00:35:02.860 --> 00:35:05.449
when I was doing it. It was quite a long time

00:35:05.449 --> 00:35:07.489
after being released, maybe a year after being

00:35:07.489 --> 00:35:09.309
released. So the money people were playing it,

00:35:09.349 --> 00:35:12.230
but people had been maintaining these posts in

00:35:12.230 --> 00:35:14.909
the mountains because you, they run out of energy.

00:35:15.190 --> 00:35:17.010
You've got to spend credits to maintain. So it

00:35:17.010 --> 00:35:19.329
might be worth start playing it when the second

00:35:19.329 --> 00:35:21.530
one comes out, because people may go back to

00:35:21.530 --> 00:35:23.369
play the first one to familiarize themselves

00:35:23.369 --> 00:35:27.849
with it. Or wait for a steam sale and then play

00:35:27.849 --> 00:35:29.670
it because that's when people. Is it cross play?

00:35:31.670 --> 00:35:33.289
And I don't know if it's cross -play or not.

00:35:33.369 --> 00:35:35.409
I don't know. But as I said, you're not playing

00:35:35.409 --> 00:35:36.949
with anyone else. There's no one else there.

00:35:37.050 --> 00:35:40.110
It's just, you know, you're getting elements

00:35:40.110 --> 00:35:43.769
from certain people who play stuff. But it was

00:35:43.769 --> 00:35:46.090
a great feature. And going through the mountains,

00:35:46.210 --> 00:35:49.139
I mean, I made some... myself and what as well

00:35:49.139 --> 00:35:51.280
you can like them so when you get there you can

00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:52.960
press a button and click like on it and stuff

00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:55.699
and you can leave messages for people so i made

00:35:55.699 --> 00:35:58.159
this myself made this whole track for a quite

00:35:58.159 --> 00:36:00.559
difficult bit of the mountain to skip a whole

00:36:00.559 --> 00:36:02.400
section and it had loads of likes and people

00:36:02.400 --> 00:36:04.340
obviously people were still playing it a year

00:36:04.340 --> 00:36:07.300
later it's quite nice to go back and go back

00:36:07.300 --> 00:36:09.900
and see the things that you put there other people

00:36:09.900 --> 00:36:11.599
playing the game like oh yeah this is actually

00:36:11.599 --> 00:36:14.139
really fucking handy thank you that's very cool

00:36:14.139 --> 00:36:16.900
i like that and i'm guessing the second one's

00:36:16.900 --> 00:36:18.820
going to be more of the same i watched a video

00:36:18.820 --> 00:36:22.800
yesterday it looks brilliant more kojima insanity

00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:25.519
of how the stories he comes up with brilliant

00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:26.860
i'm really looking forward to basically what

00:36:26.860 --> 00:36:29.559
i'm saying but not looking forward to it so much

00:36:29.559 --> 00:36:31.059
that i'm going to stop everything else i'm already

00:36:31.059 --> 00:36:32.559
playing because then i'll never fucking finish

00:36:32.559 --> 00:36:34.659
anything yeah fair enough too many games on the

00:36:34.659 --> 00:36:38.599
go um and the last thing i've been going a long

00:36:38.599 --> 00:36:43.340
time so tiktok I've fallen into the AI algorithm.

00:36:43.559 --> 00:36:46.219
You've seen what I've been sending you. Somehow

00:36:46.219 --> 00:36:50.119
I've fallen into AI Yeti algorithm on TikTok.

00:36:51.260 --> 00:36:52.920
If anyone doesn't know what I'm talking about,

00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:58.420
somehow, some AI somewhere has suddenly been

00:36:58.420 --> 00:37:00.860
released that must be free, that's doing videos

00:37:00.860 --> 00:37:05.280
with very good audio. I don't think it's Gemini

00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:06.800
because Gemini is all over the fucking place

00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:12.409
with it. Yeah, with VO3. very good videos clearly

00:37:12.409 --> 00:37:14.969
ai they're obviously ai because of the subject

00:37:14.969 --> 00:37:17.190
matter a talking yeti it's basically bigfoot

00:37:17.190 --> 00:37:20.510
but i don't know if people are doing their own

00:37:20.510 --> 00:37:24.289
voices and adding it in or the ai is making the

00:37:24.289 --> 00:37:26.650
voices or what i don't know but they're basically

00:37:26.650 --> 00:37:29.329
vlogs but from a yeti's perspective are you sure

00:37:29.329 --> 00:37:32.090
it's ai absolutely because there's so many of

00:37:32.090 --> 00:37:33.909
them And they're all slightly different. But

00:37:33.909 --> 00:37:36.190
you can see it does the things that have something

00:37:36.190 --> 00:37:37.650
in its hand. It will accidentally morph into

00:37:37.650 --> 00:37:39.010
something else. Oh, fine, fine, fine. Or an extra

00:37:39.010 --> 00:37:41.710
finger will appear and disappear. So when you're

00:37:41.710 --> 00:37:43.690
looking at them, you'll see... Because the ones

00:37:43.690 --> 00:37:46.090
I've been... Some are better than others. The

00:37:46.090 --> 00:37:48.550
ones I've been hooked into has been the Stormtrooper

00:37:48.550 --> 00:37:52.570
vlogging. It's all AI. Are those AI, those Stormtrooper

00:37:52.570 --> 00:37:55.449
ones? Because they just look too good. No, this

00:37:55.449 --> 00:37:57.789
is what I'm saying to you. Some of them are incredible.

00:37:58.110 --> 00:38:00.389
But if you go on that person's channel... and

00:38:00.389 --> 00:38:03.389
look through them, you'll catch them. Fine, okay.

00:38:03.769 --> 00:38:05.650
There's like a Batman and Robin one, and then

00:38:05.650 --> 00:38:07.630
one scene, Robin will have a slightly different

00:38:07.630 --> 00:38:10.050
costume. Right, okay. Or there's a long way Batman

00:38:10.050 --> 00:38:12.090
will meet these two women. One of the women changes

00:38:12.090 --> 00:38:14.289
in one of the scenes and goes back again. You

00:38:14.289 --> 00:38:15.750
know, a person making that wouldn't make that

00:38:15.750 --> 00:38:17.769
mistake. I think that in that case, it's people

00:38:17.769 --> 00:38:20.050
overdubbing it. I think they're dubbing their

00:38:20.050 --> 00:38:22.730
own audio. That's what I think too. And then

00:38:22.730 --> 00:38:24.630
somehow the AI is doing... Well, it's because

00:38:24.630 --> 00:38:26.369
the Stormtrooper ones, it's the same voices.

00:38:26.880 --> 00:38:29.380
every time yeah across hundreds of videos at

00:38:29.380 --> 00:38:32.500
this point and ai just can't do that at this

00:38:32.500 --> 00:38:35.739
point it will always vary it so yeah i'm wondering

00:38:35.739 --> 00:38:37.699
if there's some software where you can add your

00:38:37.699 --> 00:38:40.659
own audio in no it could be just something like

00:38:40.659 --> 00:38:44.500
11 labs yeah or maybe yeah but as i'm saying

00:38:44.500 --> 00:38:46.900
that they're great The Yeti ones are hilarious.

00:38:47.400 --> 00:38:48.920
I'll have to look at those ones. I haven't had,

00:38:48.940 --> 00:38:50.679
as I said, I've had the Stormtroopers. I haven't

00:38:50.679 --> 00:38:53.179
had the Yeti yet. And speaking kind of back to

00:38:53.179 --> 00:38:55.219
Clarkson's Farm, there's some guy who's made

00:38:55.219 --> 00:38:57.420
a channel where all of it is just taking clips

00:38:57.420 --> 00:38:59.739
from Clarkson's Farm and turning them all into

00:38:59.739 --> 00:39:02.579
babies. Yes, I've seen those. And they're so

00:39:02.579 --> 00:39:06.059
funny. And there was one for the Lava Chicken

00:39:06.059 --> 00:39:07.940
song where they're all babies and he loves watching

00:39:07.940 --> 00:39:09.840
that where you see Jack Black there just as a

00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:12.000
baby singing the Lava Chicken song. They're great.

00:39:12.750 --> 00:39:16.630
I know everyone seems to hate AI, but there are

00:39:16.630 --> 00:39:19.269
some parts of it that goes, that's funny. You

00:39:19.269 --> 00:39:21.909
know, Clarkson's Farmers, babies, talking yetis,

00:39:21.969 --> 00:39:26.409
eating humans. It's one of them where the yeti

00:39:26.409 --> 00:39:29.309
keeps finding different female animals or different

00:39:29.309 --> 00:39:33.110
female yetis to find himself a wife. And it goes

00:39:33.110 --> 00:39:35.349
on about how he just has the greatest life of

00:39:35.349 --> 00:39:38.469
his life and how she... it sounds gross sorry

00:39:38.469 --> 00:39:39.710
everyone but I'm just going to say it's like

00:39:39.710 --> 00:39:43.250
rode him like a demon or sucked him dry like

00:39:43.250 --> 00:39:46.210
loads of really gross things but it always ends

00:39:46.210 --> 00:39:48.690
in trouble at the end yeah one of them was like

00:39:48.690 --> 00:39:51.030
he was having sex with a polar bear or something

00:39:51.030 --> 00:39:54.349
it was just anyway sorry I've been going on for

00:39:54.349 --> 00:39:56.570
nearly 20 minutes here the stormtrooper ones

00:39:56.570 --> 00:39:58.940
if you've not watched all of those yet Oh, my

00:39:58.940 --> 00:40:02.019
God. I've only seen one. The one I watched today.

00:40:02.579 --> 00:40:04.760
We're stealing Vader's helmet, and the bloke

00:40:04.760 --> 00:40:06.340
in the back has got Vader's helmet, and they're

00:40:06.340 --> 00:40:08.820
running along, and then they get caught. He was

00:40:08.820 --> 00:40:11.579
trying to stick it up his uniform, but he couldn't

00:40:11.579 --> 00:40:14.159
get it in. Now we're having to be cleaners, and

00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:16.139
they're doing cleaning, and then suddenly everything's

00:40:16.139 --> 00:40:18.659
on fire, and they're escaping. This is our new

00:40:18.659 --> 00:40:21.579
life now on a planet. Yeah, they're funny. But

00:40:21.579 --> 00:40:24.380
no, last night's one was they're on Eldron. Is

00:40:24.380 --> 00:40:29.019
it Eldron that's got the Ewoks? Yeah. Oh, I've

00:40:29.019 --> 00:40:30.800
seen that one. And he's saying about the little

00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:33.800
brown things. There's teddy bears throwing spears

00:40:33.800 --> 00:40:36.199
at us. Yeah. Now, that is a good one, but I'm

00:40:36.199 --> 00:40:38.980
pretty confident they're AI too. You see, I thought

00:40:38.980 --> 00:40:40.860
I was wondering if that was someone's Blender

00:40:40.860 --> 00:40:44.380
project. Maybe. Or an Unreal Engine 5 project.

00:40:44.380 --> 00:40:47.179
If you look at it as well, they're all made up

00:40:47.179 --> 00:40:48.940
of short clips. Well, I was going to say it's

00:40:48.940 --> 00:40:50.639
short clips. And yeah, you're right. The one

00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:52.159
I watched today where they're landing on the

00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:54.719
planet in the escape pod, randomly there's a

00:40:54.719 --> 00:40:58.539
fire going on in one of them. Why is that going

00:40:58.539 --> 00:41:02.519
on? Yeah, exactly. I pledge loyalty eternal to

00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:04.880
you, Agent M. No, no, no. I'm not interested

00:41:04.880 --> 00:41:07.840
in a subject. Too late. It's done. I only pledge

00:41:07.840 --> 00:41:09.960
the loyalty I wish you'd said no, no, no before.

00:41:11.400 --> 00:41:14.119
Right. Before we talk about the Switch, a really

00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:17.639
important one that we completely missed. It's

00:41:17.639 --> 00:41:22.019
been 38 years and literally three hours ago at

00:41:22.019 --> 00:41:25.530
the time of us recording. Mel Brooks has confirmed

00:41:25.530 --> 00:41:28.769
that Spaceballs 2 is happening and he is returning

00:41:28.769 --> 00:41:33.289
as The Yogurt. Yeah, what is going on? Will we

00:41:33.289 --> 00:41:35.829
just do our episode? I've noticed this about

00:41:35.829 --> 00:41:39.210
a few things that we've done that... We do an

00:41:39.210 --> 00:41:41.070
episode, obviously, because the world revolves

00:41:41.070 --> 00:41:43.730
around me and you. Of course. Yeah, we do the

00:41:43.730 --> 00:41:46.010
Spaceballs episode and it's suddenly out 38 fucking

00:41:46.010 --> 00:41:48.949
years later. Maybe we just showed Mel that actually

00:41:48.949 --> 00:41:51.190
there is people out there who still are watching.

00:41:51.309 --> 00:41:53.849
You never know. He was looking there at the stats

00:41:53.849 --> 00:41:56.309
on Amazon Prime one day and he just saw, ping,

00:41:56.389 --> 00:41:59.829
two more went up. He goes, I knew it. Well, from

00:41:59.829 --> 00:42:02.650
what I've read, apparently Bill Pullman, Rick

00:42:02.650 --> 00:42:05.539
Moranis. Mel Brooks are all coming back for it.

00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:07.480
Oh, great. Now, I thought Rick Moranis had retired

00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:09.599
from acting completely, hasn't done anything

00:42:09.599 --> 00:42:13.739
for years, so that'll be interesting. He went

00:42:13.739 --> 00:42:15.119
to look after his kids, though, didn't he? Yeah.

00:42:15.420 --> 00:42:19.300
Well, you know, I think if Mel... went and asked

00:42:19.300 --> 00:42:22.059
you to come back for one at the age of 98 he's

00:42:22.059 --> 00:42:23.960
going to come back as yoga i think yeah you're

00:42:23.960 --> 00:42:25.360
going to have to come back yeah i think you've

00:42:25.360 --> 00:42:27.739
got so he looks good for 98 he looks brilliant

00:42:27.739 --> 00:42:31.139
for 98 watching that video you telling me he's

00:42:31.139 --> 00:42:33.480
98 that's very surprising to me he looks good

00:42:33.480 --> 00:42:37.159
um but so many comments as well about the thing

00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:39.920
that we missed with can you please bring back

00:42:39.920 --> 00:42:43.780
um the actor that played tubok oh yeah i ain't

00:42:43.780 --> 00:42:48.280
saying shit we ain't saying shit How did we miss

00:42:48.280 --> 00:42:50.119
that was him? I don't know how we missed it.

00:42:50.139 --> 00:42:51.739
It's the helmet probably. It's just a massive

00:42:51.739 --> 00:42:53.820
helmet. We're too busy laughing at the actual,

00:42:53.940 --> 00:42:56.679
what he said and the big, and the Afro comb he's

00:42:56.679 --> 00:42:59.699
using. Yeah, well, that's fair enough. So, right.

00:42:59.880 --> 00:43:03.559
I'm not going to make another section. You sent

00:43:03.559 --> 00:43:06.440
me a voice note the other day. I did. Now I'm

00:43:06.440 --> 00:43:08.780
going to put these two voice notes at the end.

00:43:09.159 --> 00:43:11.019
Because we're kind of going to go over basically

00:43:11.019 --> 00:43:13.039
what we say. But if anyone is interested in the

00:43:13.039 --> 00:43:14.860
original conversation you and I had over two

00:43:14.860 --> 00:43:16.940
voice notes, they can listen to it at the end.

00:43:17.340 --> 00:43:21.900
But the Switch 2 came out, and you had an opinion

00:43:21.900 --> 00:43:24.860
about it, and I had an opinion about it, and

00:43:24.860 --> 00:43:26.739
we expressed those opinions, and we're going

00:43:26.739 --> 00:43:31.059
to express them to you now. So I will open this

00:43:31.059 --> 00:43:36.139
conversation with, I managed to walk into a shop

00:43:36.139 --> 00:43:40.119
on Tuesday. Yeah. And still buy a Switch 2 over

00:43:40.119 --> 00:43:43.360
the counter without a pre -order. Yeah. And I

00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:45.260
don't think that's to do with Nintendo being

00:43:45.260 --> 00:43:48.360
brilliant at providing stock. Well, I don't know.

00:43:48.519 --> 00:43:51.800
So since we actually... It's a while now since...

00:43:51.800 --> 00:43:56.300
It was the 6th that you and I had that chat,

00:43:56.380 --> 00:43:58.940
and it's now the 12th. So it's been six days

00:43:58.940 --> 00:44:01.760
since we made those voice notes. So if anyone

00:44:01.760 --> 00:44:03.559
does listen after the credits, they'll hear it

00:44:03.559 --> 00:44:06.380
was six days ago from now. And I watched... I

00:44:06.380 --> 00:44:09.619
know you don't like him. uh linus tech tips oh

00:44:09.619 --> 00:44:12.360
yeah he did a way does the wan show i don't actually

00:44:12.360 --> 00:44:16.039
watch it he was still get clips of it and he

00:44:16.039 --> 00:44:19.000
was talking about the switch so i did listen

00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:21.619
to like 40 minutes of him and luke i think the

00:44:21.619 --> 00:44:23.559
guy is he does it with talking about the switch

00:44:23.559 --> 00:44:25.460
too and they did actually make some good points

00:44:25.460 --> 00:44:29.739
about it but he was saying that supposedly according

00:44:29.739 --> 00:44:31.880
to one of their sources who runs a store a store

00:44:31.880 --> 00:44:35.800
that nintendo did actually want to beat the scalpers

00:44:35.800 --> 00:44:40.159
and promise they would have more stock than last

00:44:40.159 --> 00:44:42.900
time okay and apparently it's selling faster

00:44:42.900 --> 00:44:46.239
than the switch one did now whether i believe

00:44:46.239 --> 00:44:48.320
that i don't know i could believe it for the

00:44:48.320 --> 00:44:50.320
fact that no one had a fucking switch one in

00:44:50.320 --> 00:44:53.440
stock so by having the switch to in stock available

00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:56.320
for people to buy automatically means it's going

00:44:56.320 --> 00:44:58.480
to beat it because you couldn't get a switch

00:44:58.480 --> 00:45:01.119
one for a long fucking time it was like a year

00:45:01.119 --> 00:45:04.500
probably wasn't it Well, I don't think it was

00:45:04.500 --> 00:45:07.579
quite... It was a long period of time. It was

00:45:07.579 --> 00:45:09.679
like the Wii had exactly the same issue. I remember

00:45:09.679 --> 00:45:13.219
the Wii came out and you couldn't buy it for

00:45:13.219 --> 00:45:15.219
love nor money from anywhere. But the thing is,

00:45:15.340 --> 00:45:20.519
everyone had a Wii. Yeah. My mum was talking

00:45:20.519 --> 00:45:24.539
about Wiis. But the point is, the Switch 2 has

00:45:24.539 --> 00:45:28.440
not got that magic about it at all. And the price

00:45:28.440 --> 00:45:32.139
they're charging... for what in effect is still

00:45:32.139 --> 00:45:37.039
i don't rate an amazing thing now i'm coming

00:45:37.039 --> 00:45:40.559
at it from being a somewhat gamer i'm not a diehard

00:45:40.559 --> 00:45:44.099
gamer you know that we all know that but i've

00:45:44.099 --> 00:45:46.840
been watching videos of it okay and people have

00:45:46.840 --> 00:45:49.239
been going oh isn't the switch too wonderful

00:45:49.239 --> 00:45:53.039
look they've managed to get cyberpunk running

00:45:53.039 --> 00:45:55.800
on it And they're singing all the prizes and

00:45:55.800 --> 00:45:57.780
they're saying how wonderful this handheld console

00:45:57.780 --> 00:46:01.119
is. And I'm sat there and I'm watching it. It's

00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:04.820
like, yeah, it's running. It's running like shit.

00:46:05.000 --> 00:46:11.519
Yeah. And I would, okay, it's incredible that

00:46:11.519 --> 00:46:15.420
they've got it running on the Switch 2, considering

00:46:15.420 --> 00:46:18.480
that the hardware is really low standard. in

00:46:18.480 --> 00:46:21.019
comparison to what's actually available in every

00:46:21.019 --> 00:46:24.219
other gaming console and level out there. But

00:46:24.219 --> 00:46:27.659
as a gamer, I would not be happy with the quality

00:46:27.659 --> 00:46:30.800
that Cyberpunk is running on that machine. Well,

00:46:30.820 --> 00:46:34.780
I'm just looking here now. I could pick up Nintendo

00:46:34.780 --> 00:46:41.360
Switch 2 with Mario Kart World, £534 from Curry's.

00:46:41.500 --> 00:46:43.539
Now, that does come with 12 months membership.

00:46:43.800 --> 00:46:45.019
I was just going to say, what? That's actually

00:46:45.019 --> 00:46:47.889
quite a lot of stuff that's giving you. That's

00:46:47.889 --> 00:46:50.750
a lot of fucking money. The standard bundle is

00:46:50.750 --> 00:46:56.489
$430 with Mario Kart World, which, granted, looks

00:46:56.489 --> 00:47:01.690
a good game. It looks good fun. But I don't think

00:47:01.690 --> 00:47:05.610
it's worth buying the Switch 2 just for that

00:47:05.610 --> 00:47:11.929
game. $430, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I feel like

00:47:11.929 --> 00:47:14.110
they shouldn't have called it Switch 2. They

00:47:14.110 --> 00:47:16.599
should have called it Switch Pro. Because if

00:47:16.599 --> 00:47:18.039
you can still play all the original games on

00:47:18.039 --> 00:47:20.679
it... Ah, well, let's get to that then, shall

00:47:20.679 --> 00:47:23.480
we? You can't play all the original games on

00:47:23.480 --> 00:47:25.980
it. Which ones can't you play? Is there a lot?

00:47:26.239 --> 00:47:28.940
There's going to be a catalog release, just like

00:47:28.940 --> 00:47:32.239
Xbox did. So I remember the days the Xbox One

00:47:32.239 --> 00:47:34.679
came out and there was that lovely big promise

00:47:34.679 --> 00:47:37.539
by the Microsoft Xbox CEO, or whatever his name

00:47:37.539 --> 00:47:40.630
was. We're bringing backwards compatibility to

00:47:40.630 --> 00:47:42.590
it. And you know what? That backwards compatibility

00:47:42.590 --> 00:47:47.230
list is still about 30 fucking titles. It is

00:47:47.230 --> 00:47:50.349
shockingly bad. It's mainly 360, not even original

00:47:50.349 --> 00:47:53.190
Xbox games. And it's because it does it on an

00:47:53.190 --> 00:47:57.829
emulation layer basis. The Switch 2 is emulating

00:47:57.829 --> 00:48:00.769
Switch 1. It's not running it on normal hardware.

00:48:00.809 --> 00:48:03.619
You put a Switch 1 game in it. If it's compatible,

00:48:03.920 --> 00:48:06.340
it will download it onto the console and then

00:48:06.340 --> 00:48:08.539
it's running it in an emulator. Yeah, I don't

00:48:08.539 --> 00:48:10.840
like that. It should just fucking play it. How

00:48:10.840 --> 00:48:13.420
different can it fucking be? Well, in effect,

00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:16.679
the Switch 2 is now a handheld PC. You might

00:48:16.679 --> 00:48:19.260
as well go and get a Steam Deck, a Lenovo Legion

00:48:19.260 --> 00:48:23.920
Go, Asus ROX X or whatever, and just get one

00:48:23.920 --> 00:48:26.929
of them. I have the Wii U version of Breath of

00:48:26.929 --> 00:48:29.050
the Wild available for me to play on my Steam

00:48:29.050 --> 00:48:32.329
Deck. I can only think people are getting the

00:48:32.329 --> 00:48:34.769
Switch because they're Nintendo fans and that

00:48:34.769 --> 00:48:38.050
they are desperate to play the Nintendo -branded

00:48:38.050 --> 00:48:41.110
games. So Mario Kart World, the new Donkey Kong

00:48:41.110 --> 00:48:44.489
that's coming. But I mean, come on. The Switch

00:48:44.489 --> 00:48:48.190
is how old now? You've then had the Switch Lite.

00:48:48.269 --> 00:48:56.639
We had the Switch OLED. Mario title on that.

00:48:57.400 --> 00:49:00.280
Mario Kart was just copied from the Wii U. Okay,

00:49:00.340 --> 00:49:03.239
it got a remaster, it got some upgrades, but

00:49:03.239 --> 00:49:04.500
it's still the one that you could have got on

00:49:04.500 --> 00:49:10.420
Wii U. The sideways scrolling Mario, again, Wii,

00:49:10.659 --> 00:49:13.619
and then Wii U version, and then the Switch version.

00:49:14.079 --> 00:49:18.119
The Super Mario 3D World, that was Wii U again.

00:49:18.639 --> 00:49:21.500
So the only Mario, real Mario game we got on

00:49:21.500 --> 00:49:25.449
the Switch was Odyssey. And they didn't even

00:49:25.449 --> 00:49:27.250
release a new one for the Switch 2's release.

00:49:27.550 --> 00:49:28.989
Now, I can only think they're going to release

00:49:28.989 --> 00:49:32.050
it around Christmas, if there is one, to do another

00:49:32.050 --> 00:49:34.630
marketing push on the Switch 2. Get your Mario

00:49:34.630 --> 00:49:37.289
Kart, Christmas period, consoles are back in

00:49:37.289 --> 00:49:39.309
stock. By the way, there's a new Mario coming.

00:49:39.610 --> 00:49:44.449
Now, I've got to say, I love my Switch 1. I've

00:49:44.449 --> 00:49:47.070
got a lot of fucking games on it. Lots of games.

00:49:47.349 --> 00:49:50.050
That whole thing of being able to just put it

00:49:50.050 --> 00:49:52.050
down on the screen, pick it up, walk off with

00:49:52.050 --> 00:49:56.510
it. Great idea. What a great idea. I never actually

00:49:56.510 --> 00:49:58.590
took the controllers off the side. I had a pro

00:49:58.590 --> 00:50:01.170
controller, which was nicer to hold than having

00:50:01.170 --> 00:50:02.769
those little ones on the side. Pro controller

00:50:02.769 --> 00:50:05.590
is a really good controller. Yeah, and it's a

00:50:05.590 --> 00:50:08.210
wonderful controller. It's not great when it

00:50:08.210 --> 00:50:10.010
dies and runs out of battery because it takes

00:50:10.010 --> 00:50:13.170
like 10, 20 minutes to actually come from dead

00:50:13.170 --> 00:50:17.809
to being charged. Yeah, I've played a lot of

00:50:17.809 --> 00:50:19.650
games on there. Even the Witcher I've got on

00:50:19.650 --> 00:50:22.309
there, you know, looks dreadful. But it was one

00:50:22.309 --> 00:50:24.429
of those things that's like, I'm going to have

00:50:24.429 --> 00:50:26.010
that on there so I can walk around and play that.

00:50:26.110 --> 00:50:28.309
I mean, I've got Steam Deck now. It looks amazing

00:50:28.309 --> 00:50:31.289
on the Steam Deck. Well, I didn't genuinely realise

00:50:31.289 --> 00:50:34.429
that the Switch 1 is only running at 480. Yeah.

00:50:35.130 --> 00:50:38.730
And 720 on the screen, or up to 1080 I think

00:50:38.730 --> 00:50:41.869
it could do. With this coming out, I mean, I'm

00:50:41.869 --> 00:50:43.989
not going to do it. because why would I? I've

00:50:43.989 --> 00:50:46.650
got the Steam Deck. I could see myself being

00:50:46.650 --> 00:50:49.010
like, now's the time for me to upgrade to the

00:50:49.010 --> 00:50:52.710
OLED Switch 1. Well... Because the new one doesn't

00:50:52.710 --> 00:50:54.690
have an OLED screen. No, it's got an LCD, and

00:50:54.690 --> 00:50:57.030
you know why they've done that. So in two years'

00:50:57.130 --> 00:51:00.190
time, you can get the Switch 2 OLED gets rolled

00:51:00.190 --> 00:51:02.789
out. Now, drop the price of this one, and then...

00:51:03.159 --> 00:51:04.599
For a little bit more than what you're paying

00:51:04.599 --> 00:51:07.260
now for the new panel, it'll be an OLED version,

00:51:07.519 --> 00:51:10.800
new colours, and it'll be released with the new

00:51:10.800 --> 00:51:13.360
Zelda or the new Mario. Joy -Cons for the Switch

00:51:13.360 --> 00:51:17.079
2, any idea on the cost? I can't imagine. £80

00:51:17.079 --> 00:51:19.510
a set? Well... Would you like to know something

00:51:19.510 --> 00:51:21.969
else about those Joy -Cons? What, the fact that

00:51:21.969 --> 00:51:24.389
they used the same sensors for the analogue sticks

00:51:24.389 --> 00:51:26.050
and people are already complaining about drift?

00:51:26.050 --> 00:51:27.949
And they already have stick drift, yep. So all

00:51:27.949 --> 00:51:29.349
the problems they had before, they're going to

00:51:29.349 --> 00:51:31.449
have again. Why have they not learnt their lesson

00:51:31.449 --> 00:51:33.530
from that? Why? Because they don't give a fuck.

00:51:33.630 --> 00:51:36.869
But this is why I think this could well be the

00:51:36.869 --> 00:51:39.869
last Nintendo console. There is no love in that

00:51:39.869 --> 00:51:44.590
Switch 2. None at all. There is money -making

00:51:44.590 --> 00:51:47.489
opportunity, and that is it. I don't feel...

00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:51.679
I mean, I remember buying the Wii and being excited

00:51:51.679 --> 00:51:55.300
by it. Oh, I loved that console. I remember buying

00:51:55.300 --> 00:51:57.820
my original Game Boy Advance and I can't wait

00:51:57.820 --> 00:51:59.760
to get home. I had Doom on it. It was amazing.

00:52:00.280 --> 00:52:03.000
I remember getting my first Game Boy and being

00:52:03.000 --> 00:52:05.480
blown away with it. But you know what? I got

00:52:05.480 --> 00:52:07.360
the Switch. I played through Odyssey in about

00:52:07.360 --> 00:52:11.380
two days. I liked it, but it was a novelty. Yeah.

00:52:11.579 --> 00:52:15.239
I didn't think... wow this is blowing my mind

00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:17.780
and now the switch 2 has come out and i've looked

00:52:17.780 --> 00:52:19.539
at it i'm seeing all of this i'm seeing that

00:52:19.539 --> 00:52:21.039
nintendo have been lazy and they've not even

00:52:21.039 --> 00:52:23.460
bothered to put hall effect bloody analog sticks

00:52:23.460 --> 00:52:26.880
in it yeah it's disgusting it is just money why

00:52:26.880 --> 00:52:29.699
open it with lcd when everyone else is doing

00:52:29.699 --> 00:52:34.059
oled yeah that's really really poor yeah and

00:52:34.059 --> 00:52:38.820
you touched on something about the terms of service

00:52:38.820 --> 00:52:42.079
of it being you don't Own it, you rent it. The

00:52:42.079 --> 00:52:44.460
terms of service is basically Nintendo still

00:52:44.460 --> 00:52:47.539
own it. And now a lot of things do that. Don't

00:52:47.539 --> 00:52:49.679
get me wrong, a lot of hardware, a lot of companies

00:52:49.679 --> 00:52:51.840
have been caught doing that. And there's nothing

00:52:51.840 --> 00:52:53.820
you can do about it. Realistically, Nintendo

00:52:53.820 --> 00:52:55.300
aren't going to turn up at your doorstep and

00:52:55.300 --> 00:52:57.880
say, give us back the console. But it does give

00:52:57.880 --> 00:53:00.679
them the right to brick it. I can't stand the

00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:02.900
idea of that. And that's where I'm starting to

00:53:02.900 --> 00:53:04.980
get then even more frustrated because the fact

00:53:04.980 --> 00:53:07.699
that Nintendo are the worst people out there

00:53:07.699 --> 00:53:10.960
for turning off digital marketplaces, who's to

00:53:10.960 --> 00:53:13.000
say that in 10 years when they turn off the Switch

00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:16.320
digital marketplace that you want to hack yours

00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:18.840
so you can keep your games on it because it's

00:53:18.840 --> 00:53:20.239
the only way you're going to get those games

00:53:20.239 --> 00:53:23.159
ever again. Yeah. If they're still running the

00:53:23.159 --> 00:53:24.900
servers and that they can say, well, no, it's

00:53:24.900 --> 00:53:26.860
against RTOS, so we're still going to brick your

00:53:26.860 --> 00:53:30.510
console. It's just, it's really, really wrong.

00:53:30.869 --> 00:53:33.110
The thing, I've heard a lot of people say this,

00:53:33.230 --> 00:53:37.010
that the Nintendo that you and I loved died,

00:53:37.170 --> 00:53:40.750
Winter Water died. Yes. And now it's a corporate

00:53:40.750 --> 00:53:45.110
machine that wants to sue everybody. What they've

00:53:45.110 --> 00:53:46.429
done to Power World, you know what they've done

00:53:46.429 --> 00:53:48.690
to Power World? Oh, they've... They've gutted

00:53:48.690 --> 00:53:51.010
it, basically. Because those guys, even though

00:53:51.010 --> 00:53:53.070
they earned a fortune in Power World, they can't

00:53:53.070 --> 00:53:56.849
afford the lawsuits. No. But as I said, the excitement...

00:53:57.179 --> 00:53:59.820
The novelty, the care, the fun, the love is gone.

00:54:00.179 --> 00:54:03.519
Do you remember? Surely you remember the Game

00:54:03.519 --> 00:54:06.280
Boy adverts. We're releasing the Game Boy Color.

00:54:07.059 --> 00:54:09.800
It's a color screen, and it's a smaller Game

00:54:09.800 --> 00:54:12.900
Boy. You only need two AA batteries for it. Oh,

00:54:12.920 --> 00:54:15.460
my God. My world melted when I saw that. I was

00:54:15.460 --> 00:54:16.840
never going to own it. I couldn't afford it.

00:54:16.840 --> 00:54:20.420
I was at school at the time. That is so cool.

00:54:20.739 --> 00:54:23.679
Where did they go from here? Because they were...

00:54:23.980 --> 00:54:27.579
Home console and handheld. They were basically,

00:54:27.599 --> 00:54:31.500
they owned the handheld world. They owned it.

00:54:31.559 --> 00:54:35.079
No one could touch it. PlayStation tied twice.

00:54:35.420 --> 00:54:38.980
You know, could not compete. Even though PlayStation

00:54:38.980 --> 00:54:43.079
making arguably better hardware, nicer looking

00:54:43.079 --> 00:54:46.880
games, but they're not Nintendo. They're not

00:54:46.880 --> 00:54:50.079
innovating. They've not got... okay but i would

00:54:50.079 --> 00:54:52.360
say sony's had another stab at it recently so

00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:54.920
obviously you had the playstation portal that's

00:54:54.920 --> 00:54:56.780
now had an upgraded firmware that now allows

00:54:56.780 --> 00:54:59.400
you to do cloud gaming okay so if you're on the

00:54:59.400 --> 00:55:01.840
wi -fi and you've got the membership with playstation

00:55:01.840 --> 00:55:03.619
that's interesting you can now do cloud gaming

00:55:03.619 --> 00:55:05.539
that's interesting because that device is very

00:55:05.539 --> 00:55:09.739
cool and i'd be interested in again i can stream

00:55:09.739 --> 00:55:11.900
my playstation to my steam deck so it does seem

00:55:11.900 --> 00:55:14.920
a bit pointless but i can see why if you didn't

00:55:14.920 --> 00:55:16.679
have a steam if i didn't have that that would

00:55:16.679 --> 00:55:18.679
be a very interesting especially at the cost

00:55:18.679 --> 00:55:21.099
of the portal yeah and if you consider if you

00:55:21.099 --> 00:55:25.360
bought the portal and bought a ps5 you did the

00:55:25.360 --> 00:55:28.579
ps5 second hand yeah and even potentially the

00:55:28.579 --> 00:55:30.900
portal second hand you could still come in cheaper

00:55:30.900 --> 00:55:32.840
than the switch too they should bundle them together

00:55:32.840 --> 00:55:35.199
that should be it wouldn't surprise me if they

00:55:35.199 --> 00:55:38.929
do ps playstation 6 That should be their Kinect.

00:55:39.489 --> 00:55:44.389
Well, Wii U had the right idea. You get a console

00:55:44.389 --> 00:55:47.030
and you get the handheld. And you can play the

00:55:47.030 --> 00:55:48.909
handheld around the house or if you want to play

00:55:48.909 --> 00:55:51.309
it on the TV. Well, the problem with the Wii

00:55:51.309 --> 00:55:54.929
U handheld was it... only connected from what

00:55:54.929 --> 00:55:56.809
was broadcast from the console. It was ahead

00:55:56.809 --> 00:55:58.710
of its time. So you couldn't get far away from

00:55:58.710 --> 00:56:01.590
it. I had the whole dreams of being able to walk

00:56:01.590 --> 00:56:04.710
to the bog with it, but you wouldn't reach. But

00:56:04.710 --> 00:56:06.989
think about Wi -Fi standards now versus then.

00:56:07.110 --> 00:56:10.630
Now, that would be on your Wi -Fi network. It

00:56:10.630 --> 00:56:12.369
would be on your Wi -Fi network now, that Wii

00:56:12.369 --> 00:56:18.869
U. The Wii U was never a console I really thought

00:56:18.869 --> 00:56:22.130
much about, and Miranda brought it for me. I

00:56:22.130 --> 00:56:24.429
think for one of my birthdays, completely random,

00:56:24.469 --> 00:56:26.789
complete surprise. I had no idea. I didn't ask

00:56:26.789 --> 00:56:28.389
for it. I didn't ask for anything for my birthday.

00:56:28.409 --> 00:56:31.489
She just got it. And I was like, and it was one

00:56:31.489 --> 00:56:35.929
of my favorite consoles ever. It's just the handheld

00:56:35.929 --> 00:56:38.090
thing of it felt really nice. It's a big thing,

00:56:38.150 --> 00:56:42.010
but like I adored my DS and my 3DS and it felt

00:56:42.010 --> 00:56:45.500
like that. It felt like I had the TV and then

00:56:45.500 --> 00:56:48.099
the map in my hands. I would say, excluding the

00:56:48.099 --> 00:56:52.940
fact they went with the resistive screen, it

00:56:52.940 --> 00:56:58.420
was really well made. It felt like it was worth

00:56:58.420 --> 00:57:00.639
something in your hands. Mine is upstairs. Still

00:57:00.639 --> 00:57:03.639
works. It's charging right now. It felt good.

00:57:03.780 --> 00:57:06.300
The Switch, actually, I thought, you know what?

00:57:06.360 --> 00:57:08.340
This feels pretty good as well. But looking at

00:57:08.340 --> 00:57:12.409
these videos of the new one, it's bigger. I don't

00:57:12.409 --> 00:57:14.949
think it looks as good. I actually think the

00:57:14.949 --> 00:57:17.630
Switch is a bit flimsy. I've got... It's too

00:57:17.630 --> 00:57:21.530
small for me. My hands are lanky, pianist hands.

00:57:21.789 --> 00:57:24.570
Yeah, fair enough. I really cramp up. So I've

00:57:24.570 --> 00:57:26.969
got a special controller that makes it feel like

00:57:26.969 --> 00:57:28.690
it's an Xbox controller. Oh, I know the one that

00:57:28.690 --> 00:57:29.630
gives you a bit of bums on the back. Yeah, so

00:57:29.630 --> 00:57:31.530
it makes you feel like you're holding an Xbox

00:57:31.530 --> 00:57:33.909
controller. Yeah. And that's the only way I can

00:57:33.909 --> 00:57:36.530
play it. Forever I've had to have it. I've tried

00:57:36.530 --> 00:57:37.789
loads of different ones. Miranda brought me a

00:57:37.789 --> 00:57:40.769
few different ones, but I just... There wasn't

00:57:40.769 --> 00:57:43.250
enough. I can't remember who actually makes this

00:57:43.250 --> 00:57:46.550
one. But yeah, I don't know what this one will

00:57:46.550 --> 00:57:49.369
be like. It's meant to be bigger. But the thing

00:57:49.369 --> 00:57:53.309
is, you know, I talk about games with you a lot

00:57:53.309 --> 00:57:56.150
and with Mark and with Dan. And particularly

00:57:56.150 --> 00:57:58.710
Dan will be talking about new consoles and stuff.

00:57:58.789 --> 00:58:01.469
We've never spoken about the Switch 2. Never

00:58:01.469 --> 00:58:04.530
spoken about it. Not once. I think when you mentioned

00:58:04.530 --> 00:58:07.230
it to me the other day, that's the first conversation

00:58:07.230 --> 00:58:09.369
I've had with anybody about it. And it's out.

00:58:09.489 --> 00:58:12.170
And it's like... All the people I watch on YouTube

00:58:12.170 --> 00:58:14.849
and stuff, well, I don't watch so much gaming

00:58:14.849 --> 00:58:17.150
stuff now. No one spoke about it until it was

00:58:17.150 --> 00:58:20.369
out, and then they did unboxings. I'm like, okay,

00:58:20.489 --> 00:58:23.269
I'm not interested in watching that, if I'm honest.

00:58:23.449 --> 00:58:27.050
Well, it's got a camera. Woohoo! Yeah, wow. I

00:58:27.050 --> 00:58:29.570
don't want to do that kind of thing, so I wouldn't

00:58:29.570 --> 00:58:33.539
be buying a camera. I only play multiplayer games

00:58:33.539 --> 00:58:36.599
with my friends who I know in person. Yeah, and

00:58:36.599 --> 00:58:38.019
we don't need to see a camera for that. We don't

00:58:38.019 --> 00:58:39.920
need to look at each other on the cameras for

00:58:39.920 --> 00:58:42.079
that. Exactly. Or 80 quid probably. You have

00:58:42.079 --> 00:58:46.619
a headset. That's all you need. So yeah, nice

00:58:46.619 --> 00:58:49.079
novel idea if you want to be social. I guess

00:58:49.079 --> 00:58:51.619
Nintendo have always tried to be social. And

00:58:51.619 --> 00:58:53.159
you look at the game style, especially with the

00:58:53.159 --> 00:58:55.539
Wii, that was the plan. And then to be able to

00:58:55.539 --> 00:58:58.099
give someone a Joy -Con. And then you turn it

00:58:58.099 --> 00:58:59.760
on its side and use that for a lot of the games.

00:58:59.900 --> 00:59:03.900
Again, social gaming. I just don't think it works.

00:59:04.159 --> 00:59:07.260
I think Nintendo are being very greedy. I think

00:59:07.260 --> 00:59:10.300
the fact that we're seeing some games now, third

00:59:10.300 --> 00:59:13.780
or fourth remasters of games for the Switch 2

00:59:13.780 --> 00:59:16.440
now, I think that's just disgusting, especially

00:59:16.440 --> 00:59:19.300
at the price they're charging. I remember the

00:59:19.300 --> 00:59:22.619
days, and it sounds like, oh, my day. I do feel

00:59:22.619 --> 00:59:24.880
a bit Pembridge Farm here. Yeah, but no, fine.

00:59:25.739 --> 00:59:28.840
PlayStation. You then got PlayStation Gold or

00:59:28.840 --> 00:59:31.619
PlayStation Classic games that were re -released

00:59:31.619 --> 00:59:35.699
and they were 20 quid. Yeah. And then PlayStation

00:59:35.699 --> 00:59:38.440
2 did it and there were some PlayStation 1 games

00:59:38.440 --> 00:59:39.639
that they brought forward. They were called Platinum.

00:59:39.699 --> 00:59:40.800
They were PlayStation Platinum. Platinum, that

00:59:40.800 --> 00:59:43.659
was it. Platinum. And PlayStation 2 did exactly

00:59:43.659 --> 00:59:45.980
the same when a game went Platinum. it became

00:59:45.980 --> 00:59:48.940
£20. Yeah, they put a shit cover on it. Yeah.

00:59:49.139 --> 00:59:52.820
And then Nintendo come along and go, oh, right,

00:59:52.960 --> 00:59:55.139
Breath of the Wild. Oh, guess what? We've uprated

00:59:55.139 --> 00:59:59.280
it from 720 to 1080 now and we put HDR on it.

00:59:59.320 --> 01:00:02.119
That's £80 again. So Breath of the Wild is an

01:00:02.119 --> 01:00:03.760
eight -year -old game, believe it or not. No,

01:00:03.780 --> 01:00:07.239
I believe it. And I still, as I say in my WhatsApp,

01:00:07.380 --> 01:00:09.260
which people will hear later, I don't think that's

01:00:09.260 --> 01:00:12.820
long enough to warrant a remaster. You know,

01:00:12.860 --> 01:00:16.460
I genuinely don't. All you're doing is just making

01:00:16.460 --> 01:00:18.179
the graphics. Breath of the Wild originally was

01:00:18.179 --> 01:00:20.320
on the Wii U, wasn't it? It came out on the Wii

01:00:20.320 --> 01:00:23.800
U and the Switch at the same time. But yeah,

01:00:23.920 --> 01:00:26.500
it's also on the Wii U. Yeah. And apparently

01:00:26.500 --> 01:00:28.599
it runs awful on it. Well, that doesn't surprise

01:00:28.599 --> 01:00:31.559
me in the slightest. Apparently. Okay, so yeah,

01:00:31.599 --> 01:00:34.099
now you've got a game that's being remastered

01:00:34.099 --> 01:00:37.639
for the Switch 2. And they're charging full price.

01:00:38.039 --> 01:00:40.960
Yeah, this is gross. It's been sold how many

01:00:40.960 --> 01:00:45.010
times now? Give the people a break. It's greed.

01:00:45.210 --> 01:00:49.769
And Nintendo are just absolutely preying on Nintendo

01:00:49.769 --> 01:00:52.469
fans, knowing that Nintendo fans will pay for

01:00:52.469 --> 01:00:57.130
it. And I think they're going to stop soon. As

01:00:57.130 --> 01:00:59.809
I kind of started saying earlier, where do they

01:00:59.809 --> 01:01:02.369
go from here? They had home consoles and they

01:01:02.369 --> 01:01:06.090
had handhelds. Now they've blended them together.

01:01:06.329 --> 01:01:09.389
They can never take that apart. They can't bring

01:01:09.389 --> 01:01:12.110
out... I don't think another console that isn't

01:01:12.110 --> 01:01:15.829
also a handheld. And I think they've always been,

01:01:15.969 --> 01:01:20.269
they have always had brilliant games and done

01:01:20.269 --> 01:01:22.090
very good at getting things out of their system,

01:01:22.130 --> 01:01:24.449
but they've always had the lesser system, haven't

01:01:24.449 --> 01:01:27.710
they? From what I can remember. Well, as in,

01:01:27.710 --> 01:01:30.530
if we're talking about the actual hardware inside.

01:01:30.530 --> 01:01:33.530
Back in the day, the Master System Mega Drive

01:01:33.530 --> 01:01:36.750
era, it was a... close fight between the nez

01:01:36.750 --> 01:01:38.929
and the snares with some outperforming others

01:01:38.929 --> 01:01:42.309
in various ways the game boy ruled the roost

01:01:42.309 --> 01:01:45.349
yeah even though it was monochrome it kicked

01:01:45.349 --> 01:01:47.969
the ass of everything else and yeah okay it was

01:01:47.969 --> 01:01:50.349
the lesser of the hardware it was the better

01:01:50.349 --> 01:01:53.230
of the machines it's just the way that went but

01:01:53.230 --> 01:01:56.409
now we're in a world that hardware is cheap ram

01:01:56.409 --> 01:01:58.849
is cheap hard drives don't forget back in the

01:01:58.849 --> 01:02:03.150
day of gaming 90s early 2000s we were stuffed

01:02:03.150 --> 01:02:05.889
based on memory pricing. And that's why things

01:02:05.889 --> 01:02:09.250
cost a lot of money. And now we're actually more

01:02:09.250 --> 01:02:11.670
limited by graphics cards because of bloody Bitcoin

01:02:11.670 --> 01:02:14.329
and everything else. That's why graphics cards

01:02:14.329 --> 01:02:17.030
cost so much. If the whole Bitcoin thing didn't

01:02:17.030 --> 01:02:19.789
exist, God, the price of graphics would be through

01:02:19.789 --> 01:02:21.650
the floor as well because memory costs peanuts.

01:02:22.170 --> 01:02:26.510
What is Nintendo's excuse to be releasing hardware

01:02:26.510 --> 01:02:30.050
that is not up to the standard of everyone else's?

01:02:30.210 --> 01:02:35.230
Yeah. Yeah, people are buying Switch 2s for what

01:02:35.230 --> 01:02:40.050
I paid for my OLED Steam Deck. Yeah. Which is,

01:02:40.230 --> 01:02:42.949
you know, it's Linux. Shame. But it's, you know,

01:02:42.949 --> 01:02:47.820
an amazing computer, you know. That can play

01:02:47.820 --> 01:02:50.940
so many really cool things. It can probably play

01:02:50.940 --> 01:02:54.639
Switch and Switch 2 games. Probably could. And

01:02:54.639 --> 01:02:56.260
I know people will be screaming, going, oh, yes,

01:02:56.340 --> 01:02:57.900
but it's a digital marketplace, which you've

01:02:57.900 --> 01:03:00.119
already said you don't like. Yes, but how long

01:03:00.119 --> 01:03:02.480
has Steam been going for? It's not going to be

01:03:02.480 --> 01:03:06.219
disappearing anytime soon. Nintendo chose to

01:03:06.219 --> 01:03:08.019
turn off those markets. They didn't need to.

01:03:08.800 --> 01:03:12.289
PC. went that way and forced everyone into it

01:03:12.289 --> 01:03:16.230
a long time ago like a very very long time ago

01:03:16.230 --> 01:03:21.230
that that was a battle lost ages ago but consoles

01:03:21.230 --> 01:03:24.869
are different you know like with pcs it's kind

01:03:24.869 --> 01:03:29.559
of an iterative thing like it you don't get a

01:03:29.559 --> 01:03:33.619
new pc every few years you upgrade parts of it

01:03:33.619 --> 01:03:35.780
and everything that you had before continues

01:03:35.780 --> 01:03:40.300
to work for it in perpetuity until an os change

01:03:40.300 --> 01:03:44.000
then makes it impossible to work yes but i feel

01:03:44.000 --> 01:03:47.480
like that's becoming a less and less thing nowadays

01:03:47.480 --> 01:03:50.119
and with modders and stuff older things come

01:03:50.119 --> 01:03:53.159
back and you know you can play a lot of these

01:03:53.159 --> 01:03:56.639
old things well steam started back on windows

01:03:56.639 --> 01:04:00.119
98 yeah you can't I don't think consoles work

01:04:00.119 --> 01:04:05.860
in the same way. Because what consoles do is

01:04:05.860 --> 01:04:10.699
they turn their services off. Way more than what

01:04:10.699 --> 01:04:14.340
happens on PC. But with PC, modders can mod the

01:04:14.340 --> 01:04:20.639
game and then host them peer -to -peer. You don't

01:04:20.639 --> 01:04:23.699
do that on console games. They fucking turn it

01:04:23.699 --> 01:04:26.980
off. Or things like GOG suddenly exist, who say...

01:04:27.369 --> 01:04:29.130
Yeah, you can download our cloud installer, our

01:04:29.130 --> 01:04:31.909
Steam equivalent, or there's the offline installer

01:04:31.909 --> 01:04:34.969
for you to keep in perpetuity and keep forever,

01:04:35.110 --> 01:04:38.630
just in case our servers go offline. That's how

01:04:38.630 --> 01:04:44.809
you do it. Nintendo are a rich company. Storage

01:04:44.809 --> 01:04:51.250
online is cheap. Vastly cheap. There was no reason

01:04:51.250 --> 01:04:57.460
why the DS, the 3DS, the Wii... the Wii U marketplaces

01:04:57.460 --> 01:05:00.119
needed to be switched off. They could have been

01:05:00.119 --> 01:05:03.519
modified to be, we no longer have any of the

01:05:03.519 --> 01:05:06.699
live functions, but we'll recognize your account,

01:05:06.800 --> 01:05:09.340
we'll recognize your purchases, and they're all

01:05:09.340 --> 01:05:11.340
still there. They'll never get modded. They'll

01:05:11.340 --> 01:05:13.719
never get updated. But if you need to access

01:05:13.719 --> 01:05:16.039
something you have bought before, you still can.

01:05:16.539 --> 01:05:21.880
Okay, here's an example. So, Red Alert, come

01:05:21.880 --> 01:05:24.820
on and conquer Red Alert 1. Yes. I've got that

01:05:24.820 --> 01:05:27.260
on disk. Same here. If I had a CD drive in my

01:05:27.260 --> 01:05:29.280
computer, which I don't, I could put that in

01:05:29.280 --> 01:05:32.840
and I could get that to work. Yes. Now, when

01:05:32.840 --> 01:05:35.400
did that come out? I was probably... Red alert

01:05:35.400 --> 01:05:39.260
one would have been 97 or 98, I would have said.

01:05:39.619 --> 01:05:41.480
I'll look it up while you talk. That is old,

01:05:41.619 --> 01:05:44.800
right? But I can go upstairs now, grab it, put

01:05:44.800 --> 01:05:47.159
it in a computer and get it to work. I might

01:05:47.159 --> 01:05:49.119
have to find a patch, but I'll be able to get

01:05:49.119 --> 01:05:54.429
it to work this evening. I can... 96 for wine.

01:05:54.429 --> 01:05:57.570
I can do it, but let's pretend I can't. I can

01:05:57.570 --> 01:06:04.409
go to my 3DS and go, oh, I've got this game that

01:06:04.409 --> 01:06:08.289
I downloaded once on the store that I had to

01:06:08.289 --> 01:06:10.170
remove because I didn't have enough storage space.

01:06:10.670 --> 01:06:13.829
Or, oh, my SD card's corrupt. I better put a

01:06:13.829 --> 01:06:15.849
new one in and I'll re -download the games I

01:06:15.849 --> 01:06:18.750
had. So let's go download that Zelda game that

01:06:18.750 --> 01:06:21.719
I had on the DSi store. Oh! we've turned the

01:06:21.719 --> 01:06:25.360
fucking store off oh shit how do i get this game

01:06:25.360 --> 01:06:28.960
that i brought from their store less time ago

01:06:28.960 --> 01:06:32.199
than when red alert came out you know how am

01:06:32.199 --> 01:06:34.539
i going to play that now now i've got this i

01:06:34.539 --> 01:06:36.440
never you know i was oh they had this wonderful

01:06:36.440 --> 01:06:38.400
store with all these things on it and now i can't

01:06:38.400 --> 01:06:42.179
access anymore now i've just got a 3ds that's

01:06:42.179 --> 01:06:44.760
fucking useless oh wait wait hang on a moment

01:06:44.760 --> 01:06:49.059
let's move you into 2025 rob I've bought you

01:06:49.059 --> 01:06:50.400
a Switch too. And I'm going, mate, look, I've

01:06:50.400 --> 01:06:52.840
bought you this. I'm really generous. And you

01:06:52.840 --> 01:06:56.019
go, ooh, that's really nice. Oh, you didn't get

01:06:56.019 --> 01:06:57.579
me the one with the pack in game though. What

01:06:57.579 --> 01:07:00.699
a cunt. Anyway, I've gone to game and you've

01:07:00.699 --> 01:07:03.780
gone and bought yourself Mario Kart World. And

01:07:03.780 --> 01:07:05.659
what you don't spot on the back of Mario Kart

01:07:05.659 --> 01:07:10.519
World is one of the three icons. And one of those

01:07:10.519 --> 01:07:16.090
icons says, this is a game key. One of the icons

01:07:16.090 --> 01:07:18.610
will say this is a game card, and I can't remember

01:07:18.610 --> 01:07:21.409
what the third one was. Game keys. This is an

01:07:21.409 --> 01:07:24.130
empty box. There is nothing on that game card

01:07:24.130 --> 01:07:28.429
except for a license file. Yeah, fuck you. Fuck

01:07:28.429 --> 01:07:33.289
you. That's annoyed me so much I forgot what

01:07:33.289 --> 01:07:35.699
my point was going to be. Because I've just found

01:07:35.699 --> 01:07:38.719
that so annoying. What people would do is exactly

01:07:38.719 --> 01:07:40.340
what I've done. I don't fucking care if Nintendo

01:07:40.340 --> 01:07:43.480
are listening. My 3DS is cracked. I have access

01:07:43.480 --> 01:07:46.619
to every single 3DS game I ever want to have.

01:07:46.760 --> 01:07:51.219
I actually own 90 % of what I've downloaded as

01:07:51.219 --> 01:07:54.599
an actual cartridge. But for ease, for myself,

01:07:54.760 --> 01:07:57.099
I've gone and downloaded them. But there are

01:07:57.099 --> 01:08:01.239
some DSi shop games on there. Impossible to get.

01:08:01.440 --> 01:08:05.679
Yes. Just gone. So those publishers, like indie

01:08:05.679 --> 01:08:07.980
publishers would have made these games. The revenue's

01:08:07.980 --> 01:08:11.900
gone forever because great games can never be

01:08:11.900 --> 01:08:15.239
downloaded again. And that's it. But I also disagree

01:08:15.239 --> 01:08:18.640
with, okay, I bought on the 3DS, although I had

01:08:18.640 --> 01:08:20.939
the 2DS because I thought 3DS was a terrible,

01:08:21.000 --> 01:08:23.939
terrible gimmick. I bought the 2DS. I bought

01:08:23.939 --> 01:08:27.000
Pokemon Yellow on that. I will never get that

01:08:27.000 --> 01:08:29.020
again. And guess what you can buy on some of

01:08:29.020 --> 01:08:31.760
the new modern stores? Oh, Pokemon Yellow. Do

01:08:31.760 --> 01:08:34.539
I get that? No. No, no, because it doesn't care

01:08:34.539 --> 01:08:36.060
that you used to have it. No, you've got to buy

01:08:36.060 --> 01:08:39.720
it again. Yeah. It's greed. I've said this before.

01:08:39.779 --> 01:08:43.000
One of the handheld consoles that they did, if

01:08:43.000 --> 01:08:48.159
something happened to the console, it didn't

01:08:48.159 --> 01:08:51.359
care what you had downloaded. You had to buy

01:08:51.359 --> 01:08:54.000
it all again because it was all stored to the

01:08:54.000 --> 01:08:56.239
device and keyed to the device. If your device

01:08:56.239 --> 01:08:58.840
died, you didn't have a login that could pair

01:08:58.840 --> 01:09:01.739
it to it. You had to buy. All of those fucking

01:09:01.739 --> 01:09:04.539
games again. Those license keys, that's exactly

01:09:04.539 --> 01:09:07.399
it. You put Mario Kart World into your Switch

01:09:07.399 --> 01:09:11.500
2, it is now tied to that handheld. They've gone

01:09:11.500 --> 01:09:14.560
back to that again. Oh, this was it. I have...

01:09:14.560 --> 01:09:19.760
Other than the little, tiny, weird indie games

01:09:19.760 --> 01:09:21.340
that I've got on my Switch, which I have brought

01:09:21.340 --> 01:09:23.239
through their store, because I had no choice

01:09:23.239 --> 01:09:27.460
but to do that, I... I got a voucher for the

01:09:27.460 --> 01:09:29.640
store, I think, one birthday. So I used that

01:09:29.640 --> 01:09:33.359
and bought Mario whatever it is on there with

01:09:33.359 --> 01:09:35.899
the hat. You throw that. Yeah, Odyssey. Odyssey.

01:09:35.939 --> 01:09:39.420
Which is brilliant. So I have the digital download

01:09:39.420 --> 01:09:42.220
of that. I'm going to fucking lose that one day.

01:09:42.359 --> 01:09:45.619
If I don't keep that stored on my Switch and

01:09:45.619 --> 01:09:48.460
nothing happens to my SD card and the Switch

01:09:48.460 --> 01:09:51.770
never dies, I'm safe. But we all know what happens

01:09:51.770 --> 01:09:53.750
to media. It will die. Of course. They're going

01:09:53.750 --> 01:09:56.210
to turn that store off and then, well, fuck you

01:09:56.210 --> 01:09:58.810
lot, I'm just going to pirate it at that point.

01:09:59.350 --> 01:10:01.170
Exactly. And it's Nintendo have been the ones

01:10:01.170 --> 01:10:03.489
that have been worse going for piraters. But

01:10:03.489 --> 01:10:05.350
you know what? People that pirate those games,

01:10:05.430 --> 01:10:07.029
it's because you're never going to get them again.

01:10:07.770 --> 01:10:09.949
And okay, they say, oh yeah, we've got our virtual

01:10:09.949 --> 01:10:12.989
console now. Yeah, great. For the same price,

01:10:13.189 --> 01:10:15.470
actually no, I will hold my hand up actually,

01:10:15.550 --> 01:10:18.050
I'm wrong there. It's cheap, the membership for

01:10:18.050 --> 01:10:21.640
the Microsoft of the year. It is cheap, but you're

01:10:21.640 --> 01:10:25.500
only getting a handful of N64, SNES, NES, Mega

01:10:25.500 --> 01:10:29.199
Drive, and GameCube games. Whereas you pay a

01:10:29.199 --> 01:10:31.279
little bit more for the Xbox or the PlayStation,

01:10:31.619 --> 01:10:35.619
you get a giant library of games that is changing

01:10:35.619 --> 01:10:38.640
all the time. You're getting old games, you're

01:10:38.640 --> 01:10:44.399
getting brand new games. I don't think, this

01:10:44.399 --> 01:10:47.840
is my honest opinion, Nintendo should have given

01:10:47.840 --> 01:10:51.579
up. after the switch and gone we're going to

01:10:51.579 --> 01:10:54.859
maintain the switch we're going to do a sega

01:10:54.859 --> 01:10:57.659
this is our last bit of hardware we're going

01:10:57.659 --> 01:11:00.520
to look more at making games make games for xbox

01:11:00.520 --> 01:11:02.680
or something yeah you know that would be great

01:11:02.680 --> 01:11:05.720
when you're having a brilliant mario america

01:11:05.720 --> 01:11:09.199
on on an xbox console like a really powerful

01:11:09.199 --> 01:11:11.640
console they could really well or you know what

01:11:11.640 --> 01:11:15.220
go nuts with it be really brave and say we're

01:11:15.220 --> 01:11:17.939
going to release nintendo games we are becoming

01:11:18.790 --> 01:11:22.170
nintendo cloud you can buy your nintendo cloud

01:11:22.170 --> 01:11:24.109
membership and you can play that on your xbox

01:11:24.109 --> 01:11:26.289
you can play that on your playstation and it's

01:11:26.289 --> 01:11:29.970
all cloud and oh i'm playing the latest mario

01:11:29.970 --> 01:11:32.909
on my xbox via their cloud app because there's

01:11:32.909 --> 01:11:35.569
no more hardware everything is just cloud based

01:11:35.569 --> 01:11:37.390
i mean i wouldn't like that because i want to

01:11:37.390 --> 01:11:40.029
have the disc but i i mean i can see that well

01:11:40.029 --> 01:11:41.590
i mean that's what xbox wants to do that's what

01:11:41.590 --> 01:11:44.609
they want game pass to be And I just don't think

01:11:44.609 --> 01:11:46.510
it'll ever work whilst they're taking things

01:11:46.510 --> 01:11:50.569
off Game Pass, which is what they do. Yeah. Yeah.

01:11:51.350 --> 01:11:54.270
I mean, it's... Like I said, I don't want to

01:11:54.270 --> 01:11:57.890
shit on them, but I kind of do. It would be great

01:11:57.890 --> 01:12:00.189
if the Switch 2 did really well, and it could

01:12:00.189 --> 01:12:02.630
mean they could do more things, because some

01:12:02.630 --> 01:12:05.869
of the things they do are cool, but... Excuse

01:12:05.869 --> 01:12:08.210
me. I don't think they will. I think they're

01:12:08.210 --> 01:12:10.630
a bunch of mummy -grabbing bastards. Yeah, 100%.

01:12:12.020 --> 01:12:14.720
Right, that's enough of that. Let's do this.

01:12:16.159 --> 01:12:18.680
Okay, let's get on with it now. We've been here

01:12:18.680 --> 01:12:21.439
a long time. The whole point of this was to talk

01:12:21.439 --> 01:12:23.539
about Men in Black International. Now, it came

01:12:23.539 --> 01:12:26.539
out in 2019. Let me tell you how fucking bored

01:12:26.539 --> 01:12:28.439
I was watching it. It was shit. There you go,

01:12:28.479 --> 01:12:30.760
stop recording. Okay, now, I'm not going to go

01:12:30.760 --> 01:12:32.979
as far as to say it was shit, because I don't

01:12:32.979 --> 01:12:36.100
think it was actually shit. There are redeeming

01:12:36.100 --> 01:12:39.100
moments. There are... The ending, when the credits

01:12:39.100 --> 01:12:42.899
roll, that's a great moment in the film. No,

01:12:43.000 --> 01:12:47.279
so there were moments. Now, I will say I did

01:12:47.279 --> 01:12:50.680
not even snigger at any point during this comedy.

01:12:51.180 --> 01:12:54.000
Not one moment did I snigger. There's one point

01:12:54.000 --> 01:12:56.159
where Pawnee says something that made me and

01:12:56.159 --> 01:12:59.060
Jem laugh. Nope. That was it. Nope, not me. He

01:12:59.060 --> 01:13:01.680
was the best character in it, Pawnee. Yeah, that's

01:13:01.680 --> 01:13:04.300
what we said. We said 100 % he's the best character

01:13:04.300 --> 01:13:07.199
in this. Thor was terrible. Annoying, frustrating.

01:13:07.260 --> 01:13:09.220
I think his whole point, he was meant to be annoying.

01:13:09.279 --> 01:13:11.460
Well, it worked. I found him annoying. He is

01:13:11.460 --> 01:13:13.399
just playing Thor, and it just made me think,

01:13:13.500 --> 01:13:16.640
what else have I seen Chris Hemsworth in? And

01:13:16.640 --> 01:13:20.119
it's just, can he only actually play Thor? Is

01:13:20.119 --> 01:13:22.800
this the only acting he can do? No, there are

01:13:22.800 --> 01:13:24.939
a couple of action things I've seen on, I think,

01:13:24.960 --> 01:13:28.180
Netflix, like Red something. that he's actually

01:13:28.180 --> 01:13:30.279
quite good in. Right, okay, no, no, and then

01:13:30.279 --> 01:13:32.039
I will hold my hands up. I've only ever seen

01:13:32.039 --> 01:13:34.859
him in Thor and comedies like the Ghostbusters,

01:13:34.920 --> 01:13:38.300
and he basically just plays an idiot, and it

01:13:38.300 --> 01:13:39.880
just seems that that's what he's doing here.

01:13:40.859 --> 01:13:44.079
Yeah, and Liam Neeson was there because he must

01:13:44.079 --> 01:13:46.619
have needed a new car or an extension, or he

01:13:46.619 --> 01:13:49.340
must have had an alimony payment. They got some

01:13:49.340 --> 01:13:53.880
big names in that film, and oh my God, did they

01:13:53.880 --> 01:13:59.460
waste them. Yeah. Who was the lady who's in charge?

01:13:59.960 --> 01:14:02.779
Yeah, I know who you mean. Big actress. She wasn't

01:14:02.779 --> 01:14:06.439
in it for very much. No, if anyone was after

01:14:06.439 --> 01:14:09.199
an alimony payment or a car payment, it was her.

01:14:09.460 --> 01:14:14.859
Yeah. What I did like, the art style of it, it's

01:14:14.859 --> 01:14:16.979
very Men in Black. They do that very well. Emma

01:14:16.979 --> 01:14:19.180
Thompson. Emma Thompson, that's it. The graphics

01:14:19.180 --> 01:14:21.550
of the two... blokes who follow them around the

01:14:21.550 --> 01:14:24.609
galaxy kind of thing when they're galaxy design

01:14:24.609 --> 01:14:27.069
i think they looked fucking awesome yeah that

01:14:27.069 --> 01:14:29.909
was that was beautiful they look really nice

01:14:29.909 --> 01:14:33.510
i like how they kind of melted people yeah how

01:14:33.510 --> 01:14:37.430
they did the earthquake thing in london's only

01:14:37.430 --> 01:14:40.529
street that couldn't have had any human beings

01:14:40.529 --> 01:14:42.550
in it at any time of the night, even though all

01:14:42.550 --> 01:14:46.210
the shops appear to be open. I mean, just miracle.

01:14:46.729 --> 01:14:50.069
I like the fact they used twins to play the two

01:14:50.069 --> 01:14:51.829
blokes in that. I think that's brilliant. It's

01:14:51.829 --> 01:14:54.189
very Matrix -esque. It was very Matrix -esque.

01:14:55.750 --> 01:14:59.569
Yeah, and... And then we get a lechy, fat blob

01:14:59.569 --> 01:15:05.630
alien. Yeah, he was odd. I really did like the

01:15:05.630 --> 01:15:07.949
hive alien at the end, Liam Neeson turned into

01:15:07.949 --> 01:15:10.010
him. I thought the graphics on him was good,

01:15:10.130 --> 01:15:13.050
but it suited it because it was very dark. And

01:15:13.050 --> 01:15:16.090
it was over so quick. Yeah. It's like that was,

01:15:16.149 --> 01:15:19.310
joking aside, that was the best part of the film.

01:15:19.449 --> 01:15:21.369
And then when she goes through the portal and

01:15:21.369 --> 01:15:23.430
gets sucked back in by Pawnee and his thing,

01:15:23.510 --> 01:15:27.289
you know, that was the best bit of the whole

01:15:27.289 --> 01:15:29.670
film. Now, I didn't find myself looking at my

01:15:29.670 --> 01:15:31.590
phone, which, as I've said before, is a good

01:15:31.590 --> 01:15:34.109
sign of whether actually a film's engaging. But

01:15:34.109 --> 01:15:36.250
I think it was more of a case of, like, I was

01:15:36.250 --> 01:15:38.949
engaged because I was waiting to laugh. I was

01:15:38.949 --> 01:15:42.250
waiting for something to happen that I gave a

01:15:42.250 --> 01:15:45.550
fuck about. Now, I'd say it didn't even feel

01:15:45.550 --> 01:15:48.369
remotely like a Men in Black film. It felt more

01:15:48.369 --> 01:15:52.010
like they were trying to do a Bond film with

01:15:52.010 --> 01:15:55.369
aliens in it. The charm was gone. Absolutely

01:15:55.369 --> 01:15:59.300
no charm. Men in Black had charm. And it was

01:15:59.300 --> 01:16:03.439
fun. It was exciting. It was new. Men in Black

01:16:03.439 --> 01:16:09.420
2 was rubbish in comparison. And they then went

01:16:09.420 --> 01:16:13.359
to Men in Black 3 and got it back by just peeling

01:16:13.359 --> 01:16:15.579
it back a little bit and going, where did we

01:16:15.579 --> 01:16:18.579
go wrong? And the third one's really quite good.

01:16:18.760 --> 01:16:23.060
That's the... Time travel one. That's it. What

01:16:23.060 --> 01:16:27.319
I felt about Men in Black 1 is that... The film

01:16:27.319 --> 01:16:30.560
happens to Will Smith. It's being driven by the

01:16:30.560 --> 01:16:32.979
carnage and the mess and this weirdness that's

01:16:32.979 --> 01:16:34.720
all happening around him. And that's what's the

01:16:34.720 --> 01:16:37.180
driving force. Doesn't it feel genuine? Yeah.

01:16:37.279 --> 01:16:39.220
He's chasing after a criminal. It's like, what

01:16:39.220 --> 01:16:41.619
the fuck just happened? I can't believe my eyes.

01:16:41.680 --> 01:16:43.939
No one's believing me. And boom, this man in

01:16:43.939 --> 01:16:47.500
black appears, interviews him. And then he's

01:16:47.500 --> 01:16:49.880
got to go through that painstaking moving the

01:16:49.880 --> 01:16:52.560
table, shooting the little girl in the head.

01:16:52.640 --> 01:16:54.880
Why have you chosen to shoot her? All of that.

01:16:55.289 --> 01:16:57.909
Brilliant, brilliant scenes. And then what do

01:16:57.909 --> 01:17:00.630
we get in Men in Black International? She, as

01:17:00.630 --> 01:17:02.949
a child, sees an alien, makes friends with it.

01:17:03.130 --> 01:17:05.909
Next thing we know, she's got the biggest brain

01:17:05.909 --> 01:17:08.250
known to man. She fully understands everything

01:17:08.250 --> 01:17:10.189
from astrophysics to nuclear. Oh, yeah, that

01:17:10.189 --> 01:17:14.409
wound me up. And she manages just to waltz in.

01:17:15.390 --> 01:17:17.729
I mean, as Gem actually really clearly pointed

01:17:17.729 --> 01:17:21.569
out, yes, we know, as the viewer, those pigeons

01:17:21.569 --> 01:17:24.050
are flying through a hologram at the beginning.

01:17:24.600 --> 01:17:27.319
For all she knows, they're being vaporized. Yeah.

01:17:27.439 --> 01:17:28.960
Yeah. I didn't think of that. But this super,

01:17:29.020 --> 01:17:30.600
super clever woman just like, I'm going to put

01:17:30.600 --> 01:17:32.359
my hand through it. Yeah. Yeah. She didn't want

01:17:32.359 --> 01:17:34.020
to kind of chuck a rock or something at it a

01:17:34.020 --> 01:17:39.239
bit closer. Yeah. I made the kind of mental note

01:17:39.239 --> 01:17:41.659
of she had been there for two weeks and she was

01:17:41.659 --> 01:17:44.720
getting 95 to 97 % on her alien language or whatever

01:17:44.720 --> 01:17:46.779
it was. I'm thinking, fuck off. There's like,

01:17:46.899 --> 01:17:49.279
no, I don't get how clever you are. She was in

01:17:49.279 --> 01:17:52.189
like the high nineties for the three. retarded

01:17:52.189 --> 01:17:54.029
categories sorry everybody that's a word i'm

01:17:54.029 --> 01:17:58.710
not meant to say um categories that were written

01:17:58.710 --> 01:18:00.649
on the screen i just that that was a little bit

01:18:00.649 --> 01:18:03.670
unbelievable but the thing is men in black one

01:18:03.670 --> 01:18:05.710
i'm just gonna come i'm gonna compare it to number

01:18:05.710 --> 01:18:08.069
one because that's what i think everyone will

01:18:08.069 --> 01:18:10.550
be but that is genuine in men in black that is

01:18:10.550 --> 01:18:14.729
all about will smith's character yes and um well

01:18:14.729 --> 01:18:18.489
no it's not it's all about jay which is will

01:18:18.489 --> 01:18:21.189
smith's character and it's all about k because

01:18:21.189 --> 01:18:23.470
don't forget the film opens in men in black one

01:18:23.470 --> 01:18:28.310
with k retiring his colleague but so it follows

01:18:28.310 --> 01:18:31.619
the storyline of both of them yeah But you're

01:18:31.619 --> 01:18:34.319
kind of seeing it through Will Smith's perspective

01:18:34.319 --> 01:18:37.399
of it. So that's just like a bit of foreshadowing

01:18:37.399 --> 01:18:40.340
of bits to come later. And then you get a little

01:18:40.340 --> 01:18:42.260
payoff with, it's Tommy Lee Jones, isn't it?

01:18:42.640 --> 01:18:44.960
Yeah, Tommy Lee Jones. Of him seeing his wife

01:18:44.960 --> 01:18:46.399
and he's looking at his wife on the computer

01:18:46.399 --> 01:18:48.859
and stuff, which isn't even creepy. I say it

01:18:48.859 --> 01:18:50.300
like it's creepy. It's not even remotely creepy

01:18:50.300 --> 01:18:51.460
when you watch it. You go, no, actually, yeah,

01:18:51.500 --> 01:18:52.739
I'll probably be doing that too. No, because

01:18:52.739 --> 01:18:53.319
you get the idea that you understand. Because

01:18:53.319 --> 01:18:55.159
he's not meant to have those connections. Yeah,

01:18:55.220 --> 01:18:57.239
they are meant to disconnect themselves from

01:18:57.239 --> 01:19:00.430
the world. Yeah. But I feel like you're actually

01:19:00.430 --> 01:19:03.810
really the protagonist or if you were writing

01:19:03.810 --> 01:19:06.989
a book about men in black, you'd be writing it

01:19:06.989 --> 01:19:08.789
in first person and it would be Will Smith's

01:19:08.789 --> 01:19:12.149
character is written in. Yes. Whereas this, I

01:19:12.149 --> 01:19:17.489
feel like they had the character, her. That was

01:19:17.489 --> 01:19:19.609
the Will Smith character and that's what it should

01:19:19.609 --> 01:19:22.909
have been. But because they've got Hemsworth.

01:19:23.630 --> 01:19:26.729
Big actor at the time. Thor. Big movie films.

01:19:27.069 --> 01:19:29.109
They wanted to get their money's worth out of

01:19:29.109 --> 01:19:32.649
him. So we got a lot of him. So the film was

01:19:32.649 --> 01:19:38.289
in two parts. Her and him. And I didn't think

01:19:38.289 --> 01:19:41.050
they met. Well, no, they didn't. And this is

01:19:41.050 --> 01:19:44.829
the very, very clear thing. In Men in Black 1,

01:19:45.130 --> 01:19:47.430
Will Smith's character is learning throughout

01:19:47.430 --> 01:19:51.199
the entire film. Whereas it feels like her character

01:19:51.199 --> 01:19:53.439
just walks in and she already knows. She knows

01:19:53.439 --> 01:19:56.579
everything. Fuck it. Yeah. I mean, when they

01:19:56.579 --> 01:19:59.779
are fighting the two Galaxy dudes in the world's

01:19:59.779 --> 01:20:03.619
quietest London street scene, she knows how every

01:20:03.619 --> 01:20:06.520
single one of those guns work. Take that back

01:20:06.520 --> 01:20:08.899
to Men in Black 1. He pulls out the noisy cricket.

01:20:09.520 --> 01:20:11.659
What the hell am I meant to do with this? Fires

01:20:11.659 --> 01:20:14.420
it and gets blown across two cars into a van.

01:20:14.699 --> 01:20:18.060
Yeah. that's the difference between quality and

01:20:18.060 --> 01:20:21.619
caring about developing a film versus what international

01:20:21.619 --> 01:20:24.119
did, which is we're just going to make them both

01:20:24.119 --> 01:20:26.779
strong lead characters in their own way and they

01:20:26.779 --> 01:20:29.079
can do whatever they need to do. Yeah. It's funny

01:20:29.079 --> 01:20:30.479
you said that about the quiet London streets

01:20:30.479 --> 01:20:33.180
because we watched Black Doves a few months ago

01:20:33.180 --> 01:20:36.680
and we kept saying. where are they filming this

01:20:36.680 --> 01:20:40.079
because they're firing live firearms in built

01:20:40.079 --> 01:20:43.239
up london residential areas no one's even twitching

01:20:43.239 --> 01:20:46.060
a curtain it's like this is not realistic and

01:20:46.060 --> 01:20:48.060
that's exactly what happens in this now i know

01:20:48.060 --> 01:20:52.729
they've got the neuralyzer yeah but Can't neuralise

01:20:52.729 --> 01:20:55.409
everyone. It's just stupid. Yeah, you have to

01:20:55.409 --> 01:20:57.609
suspend a lot of your disbelief in this film

01:20:57.609 --> 01:21:00.149
for like the law that they set themselves where

01:21:00.149 --> 01:21:02.810
they have to do clear up and they're having full

01:21:02.810 --> 01:21:06.550
on alien motorbike chases for a Marrakesh fucking...

01:21:06.550 --> 01:21:09.270
Yeah, she literally neuralises two people on

01:21:09.270 --> 01:21:11.659
that run and then just... Gives up. Yeah, and

01:21:11.659 --> 01:21:13.479
what about the few hundred other people that

01:21:13.479 --> 01:21:17.140
need to be run over by the weird motorbike thing?

01:21:17.279 --> 01:21:20.159
Yep. And they try and clone scenes from the original

01:21:20.159 --> 01:21:24.479
film as well. The first film goes in. Will Smith

01:21:24.479 --> 01:21:28.319
finally comes down to meet Kay and he taps the

01:21:28.319 --> 01:21:30.920
ball and it smashes around all of the office.

01:21:31.119 --> 01:21:32.920
Yeah, yeah. Which is funny. That's what caused

01:21:32.920 --> 01:21:35.760
the power outage of whatever year. Yep. What

01:21:35.760 --> 01:21:37.840
do we get in this? We get a less funny ball scene

01:21:37.840 --> 01:21:41.319
just with a little alien instead. Yeah. And it

01:21:41.319 --> 01:21:42.899
suddenly starts running off and everyone's diving

01:21:42.899 --> 01:21:45.199
around to get it and it's chaos. Not funny. It's

01:21:45.199 --> 01:21:48.340
just not, you've already done it once and this

01:21:48.340 --> 01:21:51.699
is the poor man's version. Yeah. So yeah, I felt,

01:21:51.760 --> 01:21:53.659
I actually stopped writing notes about halfway

01:21:53.659 --> 01:21:56.760
in. We watched the hour of it, went to bed and

01:21:56.760 --> 01:21:58.619
then we watched the next hour and I just didn't

01:21:58.619 --> 01:21:59.880
bother carrying on the notes. I didn't write

01:21:59.880 --> 01:22:02.140
any notes in the second half other than that

01:22:02.140 --> 01:22:04.560
I liked the hive monster. It's the least notes

01:22:04.560 --> 01:22:06.300
I've written for any of the films because I just

01:22:06.300 --> 01:22:08.600
like, there are no points I really need to talk

01:22:08.600 --> 01:22:12.989
about here. The only reason I think I even partially

01:22:12.989 --> 01:22:15.890
really enjoyed any of it was because the budget

01:22:15.890 --> 01:22:19.510
was there. So the art style and design of the

01:22:19.510 --> 01:22:22.210
Men in Black films I like. I like the alien design.

01:22:22.390 --> 01:22:25.189
I like how they do it graphically. I just kind

01:22:25.189 --> 01:22:27.289
of like how it looks. The choice of a classic

01:22:27.289 --> 01:22:30.649
Jaguar. Brilliant. The guns hidden in it. So

01:22:30.649 --> 01:22:34.340
the drum of his gun. being the hubcap that was

01:22:34.340 --> 01:22:37.079
a great idea yeah guns built in all around it

01:22:37.079 --> 01:22:38.920
brilliant just didn't like the fact that she

01:22:38.920 --> 01:22:40.800
was just whipping them out and able to use them

01:22:40.800 --> 01:22:43.920
without anything kind of bad or not going you

01:22:43.920 --> 01:22:46.460
could have just even slapstick comedy which is

01:22:46.460 --> 01:22:48.520
what men in black was she could have pulled it

01:22:48.520 --> 01:22:51.140
right i pull this yeah pull the trigger magazine

01:22:51.140 --> 01:22:55.760
drops out classic done in loads of films something

01:22:55.760 --> 01:23:00.100
like that or She's holding it backwards. Exactly.

01:23:00.479 --> 01:23:02.619
And neuralises herself for like three minutes

01:23:02.619 --> 01:23:09.220
or something. One thing I noticed, she gets on

01:23:09.220 --> 01:23:11.020
a subway train that looks like a subway train,

01:23:11.100 --> 01:23:14.060
then morphs into not being a subway train. Oh,

01:23:14.060 --> 01:23:16.140
that was such an awful scene. What's the fucking

01:23:16.140 --> 01:23:19.399
point of it? Because why does it need to look

01:23:19.399 --> 01:23:22.420
like an actual subway train when it's in the

01:23:22.420 --> 01:23:25.409
Men in Black? base and it's going down its own

01:23:25.409 --> 01:23:28.810
secret track with aliens on it to another men

01:23:28.810 --> 01:23:32.069
in black base why does it look like a normal

01:23:32.069 --> 01:23:35.369
subway train it's completely pointless completely

01:23:35.369 --> 01:23:37.970
pointless it's completely pointless and i love

01:23:37.970 --> 01:23:39.869
the fact that she could just walk into the men

01:23:39.869 --> 01:23:45.090
in black base and they call it in yeah but that

01:23:45.090 --> 01:23:47.800
doesn't mean that the lift stops it still takes

01:23:47.800 --> 01:23:50.060
her down to their main base where she can see

01:23:50.060 --> 01:23:52.439
everything. It's like, that just doesn't make

01:23:52.439 --> 01:23:54.779
sense. Yeah, I guess they just expect to neuralise

01:23:54.779 --> 01:23:56.720
her and then that'll be fucking it. Yeah, I mean,

01:23:56.800 --> 01:23:58.680
yeah, so I've got, yeah, you just walked in,

01:23:58.739 --> 01:24:02.180
not even a fingerprint scanner on the lift. So,

01:24:02.279 --> 01:24:04.359
I mean, all of that. I think, you know what?

01:24:04.420 --> 01:24:08.859
One bit that I genuinely thought was fun. Okay,

01:24:08.939 --> 01:24:13.140
fun minus the NY. I quite like the fact that

01:24:13.140 --> 01:24:17.590
the fat slob alien. drinks vodka cranberry yeah

01:24:17.590 --> 01:24:20.409
yeah so you've just got an alien race you're

01:24:20.409 --> 01:24:23.329
in a this club you're expecting it what are they

01:24:23.329 --> 01:24:27.250
gonna is it gonna be like foam and dry ice coming

01:24:27.250 --> 01:24:29.770
off is it gonna look like a science fiction no

01:24:29.770 --> 01:24:33.029
he likes vodka cranberry that was quite fun yeah

01:24:33.029 --> 01:24:35.670
that was a novel idea and if that had been in

01:24:35.670 --> 01:24:38.069
something like men in black one i would have

01:24:38.069 --> 01:24:41.210
laughed at it but up to this point it was so

01:24:41.210 --> 01:24:48.510
not bad but so And so little was done with it

01:24:48.510 --> 01:24:50.869
that was decent. I just couldn't really bring

01:24:50.869 --> 01:24:53.369
myself to it. I mean, it's like, as you say,

01:24:53.409 --> 01:24:55.750
Chris Hemsworth, he was in it because he was

01:24:55.750 --> 01:24:57.590
eye candy. You could have done his role with

01:24:57.590 --> 01:24:59.789
any other one. They had to have a sex scene with

01:24:59.789 --> 01:25:02.609
him just so he could be topless. Yeah. Okay.

01:25:02.689 --> 01:25:04.670
They just had to do that because it's Hemsworth.

01:25:04.750 --> 01:25:06.750
Just like the Ghostbusters. I like Ghostbusters

01:25:06.750 --> 01:25:10.170
2016, but they have him just because he's totty.

01:25:10.189 --> 01:25:13.029
And I know that is the joke, but either way.

01:25:13.660 --> 01:25:15.199
You could have just done so much better. But

01:25:15.199 --> 01:25:17.479
they play that joke in Ghostbusters, which is

01:25:17.479 --> 01:25:19.279
why it works. They're not playing that joke in

01:25:19.279 --> 01:25:22.380
this. No, they're not at all. He's an unfunny

01:25:22.380 --> 01:25:24.659
secret agent. Although they do play it, don't

01:25:24.659 --> 01:25:27.380
they, with the weird purple broccoli alien woman

01:25:27.380 --> 01:25:30.819
in Men in Black who slows down time and is reversing

01:25:30.819 --> 01:25:33.520
it for that scene. And it's a dreadfully awful,

01:25:33.560 --> 01:25:36.979
painful scene because the character looks awful

01:25:36.979 --> 01:25:39.779
and the whole point of it is just like... This

01:25:39.779 --> 01:25:42.579
is rubbish. But a redeeming feature of the film,

01:25:42.600 --> 01:25:45.220
actually, the three -armed lady, she's in Mission

01:25:45.220 --> 01:25:47.899
Impossible. Yeah, and the three -armed was quite

01:25:47.899 --> 01:25:50.680
novel. That was quite novel that that just suddenly

01:25:50.680 --> 01:25:53.220
came out of nowhere. Yeah. And as I say, Pawnee.

01:25:53.779 --> 01:25:56.140
Pawnee was the best character. He was the best

01:25:56.140 --> 01:25:59.779
character. He is played by the comedian. Yeah,

01:25:59.819 --> 01:26:02.699
the comedian who's also in the newest Ghostbusters,

01:26:02.720 --> 01:26:06.039
Frozen Empire. Yes, he is. He plays the... Fire

01:26:06.039 --> 01:26:07.140
person or whatever it is. He's the guy who's

01:26:07.140 --> 01:26:09.039
trying to sell the orb or whatever it is he's

01:26:09.039 --> 01:26:11.520
got. That's it. It turns out his aunt is the

01:26:11.520 --> 01:26:13.760
one that was protecting them all from it. Yeah,

01:26:13.760 --> 01:26:21.619
yeah. It's just really, really difficult to enjoy.

01:26:22.479 --> 01:26:27.260
Yeah. It's a shame because between that and Will

01:26:27.260 --> 01:26:31.020
Smith, it's kind of ruined Men in Black. Yeah.

01:26:31.199 --> 01:26:33.779
Hasn't it? And I mean, can I just say as well?

01:26:34.020 --> 01:26:36.960
Yeah. I know we don't normally moan about these

01:26:36.960 --> 01:26:40.680
things. Us? Not moaning? That sounds very odd.

01:26:40.960 --> 01:26:43.380
But it was just so... Why did you have to put

01:26:43.380 --> 01:26:46.659
this bit in there? Men in Black? Oh, don't go

01:26:46.659 --> 01:26:48.939
there. I've had that argument already. It's like,

01:26:49.020 --> 01:26:50.680
why do you even need to have that? Oh, yeah,

01:26:50.819 --> 01:26:52.939
all that fucking shit. Oh, yeah, shut up. Yeah,

01:26:53.039 --> 01:26:55.939
it could have just been left. It could have just

01:26:55.939 --> 01:26:58.359
been, just ignore it. It's fine. Be called Men

01:26:58.359 --> 01:27:00.079
in Black. I've never heard anyone moan about

01:27:00.079 --> 01:27:02.439
it being called Men in Black. It was the first

01:27:02.439 --> 01:27:04.819
time I've ever heard anybody moan about it. Anyway,

01:27:05.039 --> 01:27:07.720
I've had enough about talking about it. I wasn't

01:27:07.720 --> 01:27:11.060
impressed by it. Boring. What a shame. It was

01:27:11.060 --> 01:27:13.840
a waste of a license. I don't think there'll

01:27:13.840 --> 01:27:16.819
be another one ever because of that. No, I don't

01:27:16.819 --> 01:27:18.300
think there would be. I think we should have

01:27:18.300 --> 01:27:20.300
an episode at some point where we try and write

01:27:20.300 --> 01:27:22.720
what would our Men in Black International be.

01:27:23.979 --> 01:27:30.260
It wouldn't be that. What's up with that guy?

01:27:42.880 --> 01:27:48.140
This is a long one. Sorry, everyone. I hope you're

01:27:48.140 --> 01:27:52.539
all strapped in for that. So we have got a first.

01:27:53.610 --> 01:27:56.569
Next episode and the episode after, it is a two

01:27:56.569 --> 01:27:58.949
-parter. The next episode is a two -parter. You'll

01:27:58.949 --> 01:28:02.029
get the first half in the next episode and the

01:28:02.029 --> 01:28:04.770
second half will be the episode after that. And

01:28:04.770 --> 01:28:06.909
the reason being is we're watching two films

01:28:06.909 --> 01:28:09.750
that are connected. We're watching War of the

01:28:09.750 --> 01:28:14.350
Worlds, the original first, 1953. Yeah. And then

01:28:14.350 --> 01:28:16.829
we're going to watch War of the Worlds, Tom Cruise,

01:28:16.989 --> 01:28:20.930
2005. A much -loved film by me. Now, I've never

01:28:20.930 --> 01:28:23.100
seen the original. So that would be really good.

01:28:23.100 --> 01:28:25.439
The 53 one used to scare me as a kid. I used

01:28:25.439 --> 01:28:27.600
to watch that as a young child and it would scare

01:28:27.600 --> 01:28:29.439
me. So I'm genuinely really looking forward to

01:28:29.439 --> 01:28:30.699
watching that. I think it's like an hour and

01:28:30.699 --> 01:28:32.619
a bit. It's not very long. I don't even think

01:28:32.619 --> 01:28:35.460
it's an hour and a half. No, I think you're right.

01:28:35.539 --> 01:28:36.779
I think it is actually a very short one. I think

01:28:36.779 --> 01:28:40.399
it's like an hour and 20. But that of the time.

01:28:40.640 --> 01:28:42.939
Yeah, it suits us as well for doing two. So yeah,

01:28:43.020 --> 01:28:45.439
there'll be two episodes, which does mean that

01:28:45.439 --> 01:28:47.899
I'll be... Just because of things going on outside

01:28:47.899 --> 01:28:49.840
of the podcast, there'll only be one guest intro.

01:28:50.020 --> 01:28:51.739
It'll be a special guest intro. I'll tell you

01:28:51.739 --> 01:28:55.420
about it on the next episode. But yeah, so if

01:28:55.420 --> 01:28:58.180
anybody wants to watch along with us, then yeah,

01:28:58.260 --> 01:29:01.079
it's going to be The War of the Worlds from 1953

01:29:01.079 --> 01:29:08.359
and War of the Worlds from 2005. That's it. Yes,

01:29:08.500 --> 01:29:11.800
next session. I was going to say something, but

01:29:11.800 --> 01:29:14.699
I'm going to leave it for the next bit. Why are

01:29:14.699 --> 01:29:17.359
you wearing pink trousers? I've been doing so

01:29:17.359 --> 01:29:19.819
well. I've been doing so well recently and I'm

01:29:19.819 --> 01:29:22.319
just stumbling over my fucking words. So before

01:29:22.319 --> 01:29:24.760
I say goodbye, there's somebody I want to say

01:29:24.760 --> 01:29:27.000
hello to. I've not mentioned this person at any

01:29:27.000 --> 01:29:30.899
point, any time, ever, but I was on Good Pods

01:29:30.899 --> 01:29:33.899
earlier. Just having a look around, as I do,

01:29:34.000 --> 01:29:36.279
I like to just check up on the shows, how they're

01:29:36.279 --> 01:29:38.760
doing. I look at you, me, I look at the other

01:29:38.760 --> 01:29:41.560
studio, Channel 84 guys, you know, who takes

01:29:41.560 --> 01:29:45.239
their socks off and... Fuck, I've done the wrong

01:29:45.239 --> 01:29:48.199
way around again. Fucking lightly used. I'm so

01:29:48.199 --> 01:29:51.180
sorry, everybody. And I like to see where everyone

01:29:51.180 --> 01:29:53.020
is on the charts because I'm a bit like that.

01:29:53.439 --> 01:29:57.359
And there's somebody who seems to listen to pretty

01:29:57.359 --> 01:30:00.600
much every single one of the sci -fi show. I'm

01:30:00.600 --> 01:30:02.800
going to give them a shout out. Name's Keb. Hello,

01:30:02.840 --> 01:30:06.520
Keb. If you do actually listen, Keb, thanks for

01:30:06.520 --> 01:30:09.739
listening. Keb has their own podcasts, which

01:30:09.739 --> 01:30:11.159
I'm going to tell you what they are now. The

01:30:11.159 --> 01:30:13.699
Stupid History Minute, where they do little bits

01:30:13.699 --> 01:30:16.319
of history and they're all one minute long. It's

01:30:16.319 --> 01:30:17.800
quite good, actually. Oh, OK. Yeah, I listened

01:30:17.800 --> 01:30:21.739
to a few of them today. And Unfiltered Sports

01:30:21.739 --> 01:30:23.739
Weekly. Now, I've got to say, Seb, sorry, I haven't

01:30:23.739 --> 01:30:25.100
listened to that one. I think it's to do with

01:30:25.100 --> 01:30:27.319
baseball. Yeah, I'm not a sports person anyway.

01:30:27.439 --> 01:30:31.899
I love sport, but I haven't. I have no idea about

01:30:31.899 --> 01:30:34.140
baseball. I only say that because I can see it's

01:30:34.140 --> 01:30:36.619
the number one in the top 100 baseball all -time

01:30:36.619 --> 01:30:39.659
charts on GoodPods. So well done to you, Seb.

01:30:40.640 --> 01:30:44.380
So hello, if you do listen. I'm just stalking

01:30:44.380 --> 01:30:49.880
you on GoodPods. So that's it. We're done. This

01:30:49.880 --> 01:30:54.319
is a long one. It is a long one. Oops. Yeah,

01:30:54.380 --> 01:30:56.279
we had a lot to talk about, and I'll add the

01:30:56.279 --> 01:30:57.920
little bit. As I said, I'll add the WhatsApps

01:30:57.920 --> 01:31:00.119
at the end. after all the music and all that

01:31:00.119 --> 01:31:02.340
jazz just if you are interested in listening

01:31:02.340 --> 01:31:05.520
to what we originally said to each other about

01:31:05.520 --> 01:31:07.640
the switch pretty much cover what we say here

01:31:07.640 --> 01:31:10.220
i think i do rant on a bit about the terms of

01:31:10.220 --> 01:31:14.819
service and stuff but yeah so who are we we are

01:31:14.819 --> 01:31:19.260
the the untitled sci -fi show and the variety

01:31:19.260 --> 01:31:22.220
show we are part of the studio channel 84 network

01:31:22.220 --> 01:31:26.460
of indie podcasts along with lightly used with

01:31:26.460 --> 01:31:28.779
adam and karen i'm supposed to say it that way

01:31:28.779 --> 01:31:31.560
around apparently so it's karen and adam karen

01:31:31.560 --> 01:31:34.140
and adam and adam and karen karen adam and who

01:31:34.140 --> 01:31:36.500
takes the socks off with ross and simon i'm doing

01:31:36.500 --> 01:31:39.000
it that way down this time they're gonna tell

01:31:39.000 --> 01:31:43.340
me off too uh yeah you can find us or all of

01:31:43.340 --> 01:31:46.899
us all all six of us can be found on channel

01:31:46.899 --> 01:31:53.369
84 .co .uk and you can email us at podcasts at

01:31:53.369 --> 01:31:56.710
channel84 .co .uk. You can email me directly

01:31:56.710 --> 01:32:01.949
at rob at untitledscifishow .co .uk. Not the

01:32:01.949 --> 01:32:04.489
Untitled Sci -Fi Show. No, just Untitled Sci

01:32:04.489 --> 01:32:07.949
-Fi. Untitled Sci -Fi Show .co .uk. Or at channel84

01:32:07.949 --> 01:32:11.149
.co .uk for work. Yep. Or Tom, which will be

01:32:11.149 --> 01:32:16.649
TJ at thevarietyshow .co .uk. So it's the first

01:32:16.649 --> 01:32:19.529
time I've said it. Yeah. Or again, at channel84

01:32:19.529 --> 01:32:21.890
.co .uk. Our old addresses still work. That's

01:32:21.890 --> 01:32:27.609
fine. You can find us both on X, Blue Sky. We've

01:32:27.609 --> 01:32:30.310
got Facebook. We've got a Reddit page as well.

01:32:30.369 --> 01:32:32.489
I do check it occasionally. I have been checking

01:32:32.489 --> 01:32:36.109
it. That's a good way of contacting us directly.

01:32:38.149 --> 01:32:41.090
We've got Discord. Again, we don't go on it as

01:32:41.090 --> 01:32:42.789
much as we used to, but it's still there. There

01:32:42.789 --> 01:32:45.250
are other people who listen. Chat with them on

01:32:45.250 --> 01:32:48.640
there. It's great. Everyone's lovely. Send me

01:32:48.640 --> 01:32:51.079
your answers to this week's Guess the Intro.

01:32:51.460 --> 01:32:53.560
Which you haven't said what it is. What is this

01:32:53.560 --> 01:32:55.659
week's? It's no special. It's just... It's just

01:32:55.659 --> 01:32:58.060
Guess the Intro. Okay, fair enough. Back to bog

01:32:58.060 --> 01:33:00.460
standard Guess the Intro. Sorry, no special this

01:33:00.460 --> 01:33:03.020
time. No, no, no. That's fine. It could be anything.

01:33:03.260 --> 01:33:06.000
It could be a TV show. It could be a film. But

01:33:06.000 --> 01:33:09.300
as always, it is sci -fi or as close to sci -fi

01:33:09.300 --> 01:33:12.260
Jason as I can possibly make it. Yeah. Eventually

01:33:12.260 --> 01:33:14.979
I'm going to run out of ideas. There may be like

01:33:14.979 --> 01:33:17.560
doubles. I'm waiting for the day for Short Circuit

01:33:17.560 --> 01:33:21.020
turns up in it. Or Short Circuit 2. One of them.

01:33:21.100 --> 01:33:22.659
No, it's been on it. Short Circuit's been on

01:33:22.659 --> 01:33:24.800
it. Has it? Right at the start, I think. Oh,

01:33:25.380 --> 01:33:28.640
you're probably right, actually. Yes, yes. Johnny

01:33:28.640 --> 01:33:32.420
Five hasn't been on it. Specifically, his voice

01:33:32.420 --> 01:33:37.300
hasn't been on it. That's it. Yeah, as I said,

01:33:37.359 --> 01:33:39.880
two War of the Worlds. Send in your answers.

01:33:39.880 --> 01:33:42.380
And one World Cup, doodah. And one doodah, doodah.

01:33:43.079 --> 01:33:44.859
Send in your answers against each other. I love

01:33:44.859 --> 01:33:50.960
you, bye -bye. Bye. Thank you for listening to

01:33:50.960 --> 01:33:55.600
the Untitled Sci -Fi Show. This station is now

01:33:55.600 --> 01:33:58.420
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01:34:13.680 --> 01:34:17.239
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01:34:17.239 --> 01:34:29.640
you. This was a Studio Channel 84 network show.

01:34:29.819 --> 01:34:34.539
To find more, head over to channel84 .co .uk

01:34:34.539 --> 01:34:48.260
now. Good morning, darling. We completely missed

01:34:48.260 --> 01:34:51.060
another point on my call sheet, which to be fair,

01:34:51.079 --> 01:34:53.140
we wouldn't have fit in the main episode. So

01:34:53.140 --> 01:34:56.239
this is a WhatsApp voice message that I'm going

01:34:56.239 --> 01:34:59.199
to turn into a bonus episode of some sort at

01:34:59.199 --> 01:35:01.880
some point with your voice replies too, please.

01:35:02.159 --> 01:35:06.779
So the Switch 2 was released yesterday, or at

01:35:06.779 --> 01:35:09.619
least it was released this week. And I think

01:35:09.619 --> 01:35:11.880
the first thing that's worth noting, there is

01:35:11.880 --> 01:35:14.800
still stock in the UK. that you can go out and

01:35:14.800 --> 01:35:18.760
buy today that speaks volumes to me compared

01:35:18.760 --> 01:35:23.859
to the playstation 4 playstation 5 xbox uh 360

01:35:23.859 --> 01:35:29.720
the xbox um one the xbox series x and s all of

01:35:29.720 --> 01:35:34.439
those you could not buy on launch day if you

01:35:34.439 --> 01:35:36.699
could they were sold out by nine in the morning

01:35:36.699 --> 01:35:40.340
this the switch 2 had a midnight release and

01:35:40.340 --> 01:35:43.439
there is still stock available now i don't put

01:35:43.439 --> 01:35:46.560
that down to nintendo just making loads of consoles

01:35:46.560 --> 01:35:50.119
i put that down to people aren't going to buy

01:35:50.119 --> 01:35:52.680
it as much as they think they were so that was

01:35:52.680 --> 01:35:56.140
point number one point number two the microsoft

01:35:56.140 --> 01:35:58.859
terms and not microsoft sorry the nintendo terms

01:35:58.859 --> 01:36:02.100
and conditions have changed did you see this

01:36:02.100 --> 01:36:07.180
that they now consider when you buy your switch

01:36:07.180 --> 01:36:12.409
to you are buying it as a licensed device. So

01:36:12.409 --> 01:36:15.109
you are actually just buying the device and the

01:36:15.109 --> 01:36:17.630
money is really going towards a license allowing

01:36:17.630 --> 01:36:21.029
to use that device. So if you then modify your

01:36:21.029 --> 01:36:25.289
Switch 2 in any way, and I have a feeling if

01:36:25.289 --> 01:36:27.510
they find out a way of detecting if you're using

01:36:27.510 --> 01:36:29.949
one of those flash carts, that will be considered

01:36:29.949 --> 01:36:34.189
modifying. They are legally allowed to brick

01:36:34.189 --> 01:36:36.960
your device. Because if you look at the terms

01:36:36.960 --> 01:36:39.359
and conditions of the purchase, all you're doing

01:36:39.359 --> 01:36:43.199
is buying the right to use Switch hardware in

01:36:43.199 --> 01:36:47.000
games. You're not actually buying the hardware.

01:36:47.020 --> 01:36:49.739
The hardware remains their property, and they

01:36:49.739 --> 01:36:51.739
can do what they want with it. So if you fuck

01:36:51.739 --> 01:36:54.340
around with it, they'll just brick it, destroying

01:36:54.340 --> 01:36:57.920
it, and there's no comeback from you on it. I

01:36:57.920 --> 01:37:01.939
mean, that's just disgusting to start with. Then,

01:37:01.979 --> 01:37:04.930
do you remember virtual game cards? The games

01:37:04.930 --> 01:37:06.789
that you could buy on the Switch, and if you

01:37:06.789 --> 01:37:08.850
had two kids at home and you had two Switches,

01:37:08.850 --> 01:37:11.369
you could buy one game and the virtual card would

01:37:11.369 --> 01:37:13.189
allow them to play it at the same time, yeah?

01:37:13.710 --> 01:37:16.130
Made sense, didn't it? Say you bought Mario Kart,

01:37:16.250 --> 01:37:17.810
you got two kids, you're not going to pay £60,

01:37:18.050 --> 01:37:21.069
£70 for the game twice. But they could play the

01:37:21.069 --> 01:37:23.470
game, they could have fun, brilliant. Yeah, Switch

01:37:23.470 --> 01:37:27.029
2, you now need to buy multiple games. The whole

01:37:27.029 --> 01:37:29.350
virtual card thing doesn't work anymore. It's

01:37:29.350 --> 01:37:31.369
all about you've got to have the game each if

01:37:31.369 --> 01:37:34.340
you want to play it at the same time. So, yeah,

01:37:34.420 --> 01:37:37.439
a little bit more money -making there. To be

01:37:37.439 --> 01:37:39.880
fair, though, I'll be corrected on that, as I

01:37:39.880 --> 01:37:41.340
find it hard to believe that they'd let you play

01:37:41.340 --> 01:37:44.199
the game at the same time, but I do vaguely remember

01:37:44.199 --> 01:37:48.399
those adverts. And finally, and this is the one

01:37:48.399 --> 01:37:52.380
that made me laugh, if you buy the Switch 2 and

01:37:52.380 --> 01:37:56.220
you have £8 of money spare, then you can buy

01:37:56.220 --> 01:38:00.119
the Welcome to the Switch 2 game, which teaches

01:38:00.119 --> 01:38:05.489
you how to use the console for £8. putting that

01:38:05.489 --> 01:38:09.810
in um let's just put that in context of the playstation

01:38:09.810 --> 01:38:13.409
5 you've got this awesome game where you play

01:38:13.409 --> 01:38:17.029
as the little ps5 mascot included for free astro's

01:38:17.029 --> 01:38:18.590
playroom there you go that's what it was called

01:38:18.590 --> 01:38:23.189
totally 100 free fully built game showed all

01:38:23.189 --> 01:38:25.829
the power of the console excellent excellent

01:38:25.829 --> 01:38:29.449
excellent switch and nintendo want you to pay

01:38:29.449 --> 01:38:33.750
eight pounds for their equivalent it's just shite

01:38:33.750 --> 01:38:42.930
hello mate g'day so what i did i did think this

01:38:42.930 --> 01:38:44.310
actually that we should talk about the switch

01:38:44.310 --> 01:38:46.689
to so why i just want to quickly for at least

01:38:46.689 --> 01:38:50.350
my brain my opinion on my driving by the way

01:38:50.350 --> 01:38:55.710
so sorry the van my opinion on the terms of service

01:38:55.710 --> 01:38:58.739
stuff is that it doesn't hold up in court a lot

01:38:58.739 --> 01:39:01.479
of it and it's been proven by cases i think a

01:39:01.479 --> 01:39:03.579
lot of time in america where people have have

01:39:03.579 --> 01:39:06.060
taken surveys to court over terms of service

01:39:06.060 --> 01:39:09.619
not being fair and one and the reason being i

01:39:09.619 --> 01:39:12.140
if i go and buy a switch this is the first time

01:39:12.140 --> 01:39:14.760
i've heard of this from you so if i went and

01:39:14.760 --> 01:39:17.739
bought i can't agree to a terms and conditions

01:39:17.739 --> 01:39:22.039
license after the fact point of purchase so if

01:39:22.039 --> 01:39:24.979
i've gone to a shop or amazon or wherever i'm

01:39:24.979 --> 01:39:29.430
buying it from and paid the £400, I'm sure it

01:39:29.430 --> 01:39:33.130
costs, who knows, for the console. I now own

01:39:33.130 --> 01:39:36.689
it. Surely, if they're putting stuff in and saying,

01:39:36.770 --> 01:39:38.289
oh no, actually, when you brought that, you weren't

01:39:38.289 --> 01:39:40.850
buying it, you were renting it. That needs to

01:39:40.850 --> 01:39:43.750
be made clear at point of purchase. Not at point

01:39:43.750 --> 01:39:45.810
of turning the console on when you turn it on.

01:39:45.989 --> 01:39:47.890
Because I think you will have a lot of struggle

01:39:47.890 --> 01:39:50.970
if you brought something like a switch, took

01:39:50.970 --> 01:39:53.310
it home, opened it up, then read the terms and

01:39:53.310 --> 01:39:54.750
conditions or terms and circumstances, whatever

01:39:54.750 --> 01:39:59.489
they fucking call it. Sorry. Then it tells you,

01:39:59.510 --> 01:40:01.810
oh no, you're actually just renting this. I wonder

01:40:01.810 --> 01:40:05.210
how many of those refunds will actually be allowed.

01:40:05.529 --> 01:40:07.069
You know, whether these people will go, oh no,

01:40:07.189 --> 01:40:09.329
you brought it. You know, because you're not

01:40:09.329 --> 01:40:11.890
returning it because it's faulty. You're returning

01:40:11.890 --> 01:40:13.710
it because you have a disagreement with some

01:40:13.710 --> 01:40:17.810
arbitrary... Which, as well, they change whatever

01:40:17.810 --> 01:40:20.289
the bloody hell they like and then force you

01:40:20.289 --> 01:40:24.930
to accept it. And there isn't, like, it's not

01:40:24.930 --> 01:40:28.010
realistic for people to... I'm sure that was

01:40:28.010 --> 01:40:31.310
what one of the courts said. It's... not with

01:40:31.310 --> 01:40:33.689
some other terminology the courts will use but

01:40:33.689 --> 01:40:36.369
basically you can't expect people to be reading

01:40:36.369 --> 01:40:40.470
700 pages of conditions that are all in legalese

01:40:40.470 --> 01:40:44.229
that no one understands and aren't fair i don't

01:40:44.229 --> 01:40:46.670
i think that they can put all this stuff in there

01:40:46.670 --> 01:40:49.090
but let me tell you if i ever buy a switch too

01:40:49.090 --> 01:40:51.930
and they start telling me i can't do something

01:40:51.930 --> 01:40:57.449
i'll just wait till it gets um Cracked, and I'll

01:40:57.449 --> 01:40:59.189
crack it. Or send it to someone and crack it

01:40:59.189 --> 01:41:01.149
for me. You know, I don't care. That's exactly

01:41:01.149 --> 01:41:03.109
what I've done with my 3DS. You're going to turn

01:41:03.109 --> 01:41:06.609
the store off? Well, fuck you then. I want to

01:41:06.609 --> 01:41:08.890
have access to all these games still. So I went

01:41:08.890 --> 01:41:10.369
and learned how to crack it, cracked it, and

01:41:10.369 --> 01:41:12.329
now I've got all the games. It's been taken away

01:41:12.329 --> 01:41:17.409
from me. You know, it's just... Nintendo, all

01:41:17.409 --> 01:41:20.210
of them, are really bad for this. And this is

01:41:20.210 --> 01:41:22.930
the way it's going. It's why I write those things,

01:41:23.069 --> 01:41:24.630
those articles. This is going to cause me to

01:41:24.630 --> 01:41:26.640
write another one this way. about, you know,

01:41:26.640 --> 01:41:31.399
physical media being so much better. I totally

01:41:31.399 --> 01:41:37.220
understand the stores and all that and having

01:41:37.220 --> 01:41:38.720
access to these things. You can have it quickly.

01:41:39.880 --> 01:41:42.159
Supposedly, we should be cheaper because, you

01:41:42.159 --> 01:41:44.500
know, you now don't have the distribution costs,

01:41:44.699 --> 01:41:48.079
the packaging costs, all that. Well, that saving

01:41:48.079 --> 01:41:51.739
was never passed to the customers, was it? I

01:41:51.739 --> 01:41:54.819
bet you the bloody... Mario Kart on their Nintendo

01:41:54.819 --> 01:41:56.779
store was probably still 80 quid, just like the

01:41:56.779 --> 01:41:59.680
cartridge. I remember they used to make PlayStation

01:41:59.680 --> 01:42:03.100
games, probably still are, more expensive on

01:42:03.100 --> 01:42:05.800
the PlayStation store than if you went to a shop

01:42:05.800 --> 01:42:08.439
and bought it brand new on disc. Tell me how

01:42:08.439 --> 01:42:12.220
that works. Anyway, Switch 2, right? Let's get

01:42:12.220 --> 01:42:14.800
back to the Switch 2. You've had my opinion now

01:42:14.800 --> 01:42:16.479
on the terms and conditions or whatever the hell

01:42:16.479 --> 01:42:20.819
they call it in terms of service. The Switch

01:42:20.819 --> 01:42:25.029
2, so... I'm a person that does suffer from FOMO.

01:42:25.529 --> 01:42:28.050
Now I can tell you I have no FOMO for the Switch

01:42:28.050 --> 01:42:31.930
2. The only reason I'll be getting a Switch 2

01:42:31.930 --> 01:42:37.289
is when a new Legend of Zelda comes out. And

01:42:37.289 --> 01:42:39.529
a proper one. You know, like Breath of the Wild

01:42:39.529 --> 01:42:43.409
proper one. So not Tears of the Kingdom of Witches.

01:42:43.510 --> 01:42:45.069
It's apparently a very good game, I've only played

01:42:45.069 --> 01:42:48.529
a little bit. Not just using the same engine

01:42:48.529 --> 01:42:50.550
and just rebranding it and just changing the

01:42:50.550 --> 01:42:54.770
story. I want a full, realised, new one. And

01:42:54.770 --> 01:42:58.029
that would draw me to it. But I've got to be

01:42:58.029 --> 01:43:03.529
honest, I'm really not that bothered by it, particularly

01:43:03.529 --> 01:43:07.350
not right now. You know, maybe if T came to me

01:43:07.350 --> 01:43:09.970
when he's older, in a few years, and said, oh,

01:43:09.989 --> 01:43:11.909
Dad, I really would like to play these games

01:43:11.909 --> 01:43:14.170
on the Switch 2, could we get one? Then maybe

01:43:14.170 --> 01:43:18.449
I'd get one for us to share. But right now, no,

01:43:18.550 --> 01:43:21.039
I'm not really interested. i haven't even watched

01:43:21.039 --> 01:43:23.600
like unboxings or watch videos the only game

01:43:23.600 --> 01:43:25.699
on it at the moment i'm even partially interested

01:43:25.699 --> 01:43:28.520
in this mario kart but that's not going to be

01:43:28.520 --> 01:43:31.239
going anywhere is it and i think there's probably

01:43:31.239 --> 01:43:33.939
a lot of people the same you know that's why

01:43:33.939 --> 01:43:35.640
they've still got it all on the shelves still

01:43:35.640 --> 01:43:40.840
because yeah there's no way they overstocked

01:43:40.840 --> 01:43:44.520
no way these people these companies they live

01:43:44.520 --> 01:43:48.880
on fomo they need to drive that kind of like

01:43:49.390 --> 01:43:51.470
Oh, this person's got it. Oh, I really wish I

01:43:51.470 --> 01:43:53.569
could get it. Oh, I'd better put my pre -order

01:43:53.569 --> 01:43:56.609
in for the next shipment. Oh, you know, there's

01:43:56.609 --> 01:43:58.710
going to be, there's none of that. I don't know

01:43:58.710 --> 01:44:00.670
anyone talking about it. You know, we all talk

01:44:00.670 --> 01:44:04.670
about gangsta all the time. You know, I haven't

01:44:04.670 --> 01:44:06.710
heard any of us talk about it this week, other

01:44:06.710 --> 01:44:09.810
than, oh, it's coming out. But when it came out

01:44:09.810 --> 01:44:13.590
yesterday, Thursday was the day it came out,

01:44:13.609 --> 01:44:15.529
so I'm talking to you Friday, for those who want

01:44:15.529 --> 01:44:23.500
to date this chat. It was just out. There was

01:44:23.500 --> 01:44:25.520
no lead up to it. I completely forgot about it.

01:44:25.859 --> 01:44:27.960
Not the Switch 1. I pre -ordered that Switch

01:44:27.960 --> 01:44:30.100
1. I was super excited about it. I went and got

01:44:30.100 --> 01:44:32.600
it the next day. I couldn't do the midnight release

01:44:32.600 --> 01:44:35.359
of it. I went in the morning the next day. You

01:44:35.359 --> 01:44:37.619
know, made all the terrible purchases like 1,

01:44:37.720 --> 01:44:40.180
2, Switch and all that. Bomberman on the Switch.

01:44:40.579 --> 01:44:43.060
Dreadful bloody games. Oh my gosh, dreadful games.

01:44:44.800 --> 01:44:49.819
Yeah, because it was a brand new idea. for a

01:44:49.819 --> 01:44:52.899
nintendo console whereas now the switch 2 is

01:44:52.899 --> 01:44:55.880
to me just feels like an iteration it feels like

01:44:55.880 --> 01:44:59.939
an xbox one x it's their version of the xbox

01:44:59.939 --> 01:45:03.180
one x can play the same game could play nicer

01:45:03.180 --> 01:45:08.180
games too you know has a nicer screen has you

01:45:08.180 --> 01:45:12.460
know a better designed um controller clicky thingy

01:45:12.460 --> 01:45:19.159
you know and all that's great but when like us

01:45:19.159 --> 01:45:22.239
you've got things like the lenovo or the steam

01:45:22.239 --> 01:45:27.079
i've got a handheld now which is so good yeah

01:45:27.079 --> 01:45:30.640
it doesn't have the first party nintendo games

01:45:30.640 --> 01:45:34.399
but right now there isn't a first party nintendo

01:45:34.399 --> 01:45:38.699
game i'd really like to get so you know and even

01:45:38.699 --> 01:45:41.699
then when new zelda comes out am i gonna buy

01:45:41.699 --> 01:45:44.859
a 400 pound console for a new zelda i'm not sure

01:45:44.859 --> 01:45:46.779
there's gonna need to be more stuff than that

01:45:46.779 --> 01:45:50.100
you know i think that there's a lot of people

01:45:50.100 --> 01:45:52.600
like that you know if they if they come out with

01:45:52.600 --> 01:45:57.260
this right not just hd up scales of their last

01:45:57.260 --> 01:45:59.920
two self games for an extortionate amount of

01:45:59.920 --> 01:46:01.720
money by the way and i don't know if they're

01:46:01.720 --> 01:46:03.000
doing this but i really think that they should

01:46:03.000 --> 01:46:06.699
have a thing where if you already own it do what

01:46:06.699 --> 01:46:08.800
playstation do like i did for the last of us

01:46:08.800 --> 01:46:10.880
part two you already own it okay just give us

01:46:10.880 --> 01:46:12.960
a tenner and you can have the digital version

01:46:12.960 --> 01:46:16.829
of the hpv I bet you Nintendo haven't done that.

01:46:16.909 --> 01:46:19.689
I bet you Nintendo have charged you 65, 70 quid

01:46:19.689 --> 01:46:22.449
for a game that the people who are interested

01:46:22.449 --> 01:46:24.810
in those games have already got. And the only

01:46:24.810 --> 01:46:27.069
people I can think in my brain who are buying

01:46:27.069 --> 01:46:30.409
those remastered versions of it are influencers

01:46:30.409 --> 01:46:34.109
and YouTubers, you know, because they're not

01:46:34.109 --> 01:46:36.550
old enough. The rest of the world is not old

01:46:36.550 --> 01:46:40.430
enough to be having a HD upscaled remastered

01:46:40.430 --> 01:46:44.720
thing. As much as that is an absolutely fantastic

01:46:44.720 --> 01:46:46.840
game, it is. I adore it. It's one of my favourite

01:46:46.840 --> 01:46:50.859
Zelda games. It is not long enough between when

01:46:50.859 --> 01:46:54.520
that game came out and now. It should be the

01:46:54.520 --> 01:46:57.880
next Nintendo console. Hopefully it's not going

01:46:57.880 --> 01:46:59.579
to be the Switch 3. Hopefully they'll come up

01:46:59.579 --> 01:47:04.399
with a different idea. You know? And then bring

01:47:04.399 --> 01:47:07.380
Breath of the Wild out again. It's kind of like

01:47:07.380 --> 01:47:11.640
what they did with you know, some of those are

01:47:11.640 --> 01:47:13.539
the oldest of like wing wake and twilight princess

01:47:13.539 --> 01:47:16.380
a long period of time before they remastered

01:47:16.380 --> 01:47:19.180
them and tweaked them but but more they needed

01:47:19.180 --> 01:47:22.760
modernizing to newer controls and stuff then

01:47:22.760 --> 01:47:25.819
just well this is more graphic than i'm assuming

01:47:25.819 --> 01:47:29.840
i don't really know anyway i'm starting to lose

01:47:29.840 --> 01:47:31.680
track just like to rant this has been going on

01:47:31.680 --> 01:47:34.899
for nearly 10 minutes so yeah i don't have the

01:47:34.899 --> 01:47:36.439
through missing out basically what i'm saying

01:47:36.439 --> 01:47:38.939
not really fussed by it i'll wait until there's

01:47:38.939 --> 01:47:42.859
a new zelda a new actual proper mario game and

01:47:42.859 --> 01:47:46.159
not just a rehash of the last mario as much as

01:47:46.159 --> 01:47:49.600
that is a perfectly great mario game i loved

01:47:49.600 --> 01:47:57.760
it i they need to make a new um yeah so that's

01:47:57.760 --> 01:47:59.659
it really very missing out i don't think it's

01:47:59.659 --> 01:48:02.119
there that sort of service stuff while i do bollocks

01:48:02.119 --> 01:48:05.899
i don't think i'll hold up a call and that's

01:48:05.899 --> 01:48:08.800
it I hope you can hear all this because I'm not

01:48:08.800 --> 01:48:11.840
going to do nine minutes, 30 something seconds

01:48:11.840 --> 01:48:13.359
again. Love you. Bye bye.