WEBVTT 00:00:02.329 --> 00:00:06.530 When a man's an empty cattle He should be on 00:00:06.530 --> 00:00:17.170 his mettle And yet I'm torn apart I'm crazy as 00:00:17.170 --> 00:00:22.969 a loon. Sometimes I suspect I'm not who I think 00:00:22.969 --> 00:00:25.829 I am. Like maybe I died a long time ago and somebody 00:00:25.829 --> 00:00:28.429 took my brain and stuck it in this body. You're 00:00:28.429 --> 00:00:30.710 implying that a group composed entirely of female 00:00:30.710 --> 00:00:34.189 animals will... breathe? This isn't part of my 00:00:34.189 --> 00:00:39.909 program. I'm a doctor, not a doorstop. Do you 00:00:39.909 --> 00:00:42.570 have an impact drill? Uh, yeah, over on the rack. 00:00:42.750 --> 00:00:54.340 Thank you. Oh, it's a stretch. Hello and welcome 00:00:54.340 --> 00:00:57.679 to the Untitled Sci -Fi Show. Hello. How's it 00:00:57.679 --> 00:01:00.600 going? Yeah, not too bad. Dude, how are you doing? 00:01:00.899 --> 00:01:04.540 I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. Look, firstly, 00:01:04.680 --> 00:01:07.599 I want to say a big thank you to Ross from Who 00:01:07.599 --> 00:01:09.620 Takes Socks Off for his little cameo at the end 00:01:09.620 --> 00:01:13.299 of the last episode. I've still not got there. 00:01:13.340 --> 00:01:15.400 I'm about 15 minutes off the end at the moment. 00:01:21.469 --> 00:01:25.290 Let me get this out. Any podcast that I edit, 00:01:25.489 --> 00:01:30.450 let's say, the last thing is that Star Trek beep. 00:01:30.750 --> 00:01:33.489 If you haven't heard that yet, it's not the end. 00:01:33.750 --> 00:01:37.230 So always, even after the outro and then the 00:01:37.230 --> 00:01:40.010 Studio Channel 84 noise, if you don't hear that, 00:01:40.049 --> 00:01:42.709 I think it's just like the comm ending noise 00:01:42.709 --> 00:01:45.150 or something from Star Trek, it's not the end. 00:01:45.969 --> 00:01:49.390 Yeah, I think I've even done a... One of my naughty 00:01:49.390 --> 00:01:51.569 ones where there's almost like five minutes of 00:01:51.569 --> 00:01:55.150 silence. I'm sure I've done something like that 00:01:55.150 --> 00:01:56.629 on one of my... But the funny thing is, is that 00:01:56.629 --> 00:01:58.790 was not intentional. No, it probably would have 00:01:58.790 --> 00:02:00.829 been. I'm sure there is one where I've got a 00:02:00.829 --> 00:02:02.810 massive amount of silence, then something, and 00:02:02.810 --> 00:02:06.950 then it... It might be the one where I did the 00:02:06.950 --> 00:02:09.710 singing, you know, we did the Barbie singing. 00:02:09.949 --> 00:02:13.409 Oh, yes. That might be where I did something 00:02:13.409 --> 00:02:15.169 on that and had a long silence and then did loads 00:02:15.169 --> 00:02:17.430 of outtakes. Might be that. I can't remember. 00:02:17.979 --> 00:02:20.400 No, fair enough. Anyway, so that's number one. 00:02:20.659 --> 00:02:23.780 Number two, I've got your birthday present at 00:02:23.780 --> 00:02:27.180 fucking last. Hurrah! He didn't get sniped on 00:02:27.180 --> 00:02:30.500 eBay. No. So putting this in the intro intro. 00:02:30.719 --> 00:02:35.560 Let me just grab it. So two items. It's an M 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:39.740 &S bag. I went to Marks and Spencer's. This is 00:02:39.740 --> 00:02:44.379 not just food. It's a birthday present. So I'll 00:02:44.379 --> 00:02:47.360 explain it as you're opening. So one. One's a 00:02:47.360 --> 00:02:51.819 book. Ooh, okay. Doctor Who, Where's the Doctor? 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:55.120 I grew up, and actually I spent a lot of time 00:02:55.120 --> 00:02:56.620 at secondary school because we had them all in 00:02:56.620 --> 00:02:58.759 our library at secondary school doing the Where's 00:02:58.759 --> 00:03:00.719 Wallys. I loved them, yeah. I loved Where's Wallys. 00:03:00.740 --> 00:03:02.560 Oh, look, there's the little ladder pose. Yeah, 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:05.000 so it's Where's Wally, but it's Matt Smith's 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:07.840 Doctor Who. Oh, I like that. Oh, there's Karen, 00:03:08.020 --> 00:03:11.740 still looking hot as a cartoon. Nice. Yeah, okay, 00:03:11.900 --> 00:03:15.080 I love that. I absolutely love that. And now 00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:17.780 there's a box. Well, I hope I've got the right 00:03:17.780 --> 00:03:19.860 one, or at least something that you like, and 00:03:19.860 --> 00:03:22.120 I'll explain it once you open it. I'm sure you 00:03:22.120 --> 00:03:30.000 have. Oh! Now that is a super -sized erection 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:32.460 going on. It's got the original stickers on it 00:03:32.460 --> 00:03:35.539 too, which I quite enjoyed. Oh, mate. Is it the 00:03:35.539 --> 00:03:38.479 right one? Right, OK. That's what I'm keen to 00:03:38.479 --> 00:03:40.259 say, because we talked about this. I'm not going 00:03:40.259 --> 00:03:42.560 to say what it is yet. And I couldn't remember 00:03:42.560 --> 00:03:44.620 which one of the three you said you liked the 00:03:44.620 --> 00:03:47.759 best, so I just went for that one. I loved all 00:03:47.759 --> 00:03:50.400 three of these. I'm not including the fourth 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:52.379 one because it's just... I didn't mention the 00:03:52.379 --> 00:03:57.099 fourth. Exactly. This... Oh, my God. This is 00:03:57.099 --> 00:04:00.000 just... Number one, it's just absolutely glorious. 00:04:00.979 --> 00:04:03.539 And... OK. I could drag this on and make them 00:04:03.539 --> 00:04:05.939 not know what it is. But actually, I will do. 00:04:06.020 --> 00:04:09.139 The EB pricing on it. The electronics booting. 00:04:09.139 --> 00:04:12.860 The original scribble EB. Low price guarantee. 00:04:13.479 --> 00:04:18.360 PC game and 96 % the best game ever. Those labels 00:04:18.360 --> 00:04:21.740 alone just immediately take me back to the days 00:04:21.740 --> 00:04:23.639 of looking at computer games going, oh, this 00:04:23.639 --> 00:04:28.959 is so cool. And oh, this is absolutely fucking 00:04:28.959 --> 00:04:35.860 amazing. This is... quake 2 in a big box i don't 00:04:35.860 --> 00:04:38.319 even care about the game disc it's in a big box 00:04:38.319 --> 00:04:41.519 the big box is all i care about because you know 00:04:41.519 --> 00:04:44.740 what the day big the day oh it's got a manual 00:04:44.740 --> 00:04:47.120 it's got also the other document that always 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:51.230 comes with it oh yes the product registration 00:04:51.230 --> 00:04:53.829 because of course we all did that let's tuck 00:04:53.829 --> 00:04:55.689 that back in the box like every other person 00:04:55.689 --> 00:04:58.029 under the sun except for the one called barry 00:04:58.029 --> 00:05:01.449 who sends them all in um oh this is the sort 00:05:01.449 --> 00:05:03.930 of thing we would have sat i wouldn't have actually 00:05:03.930 --> 00:05:06.009 around quake 2 i didn't have a pc at quake 2 00:05:06.009 --> 00:05:10.350 uh i played this far later but um this is the 00:05:10.350 --> 00:05:12.529 era that manuals came with games and you would 00:05:12.529 --> 00:05:15.269 have sat on the bus and poured through it until 00:05:15.269 --> 00:05:20.259 you got home and play so Just having the story. 00:05:20.939 --> 00:05:24.459 Yo, soldier 3585, the medtech's voice startles 00:05:24.459 --> 00:05:27.560 you. You in or out. There's an entire story to 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:30.579 this. Oh, my God. How long is the story? Installation. 00:05:30.620 --> 00:05:34.399 Oh, look at that. Double click on setup .exe 00:05:34.399 --> 00:05:40.459 at the root level of the CD. For updates to Quatu, 00:05:40.600 --> 00:05:44.019 please refer to www .idsoftware .com. Do you 00:05:44.019 --> 00:05:46.220 reckon they're still there? There is just no 00:05:46.220 --> 00:05:47.980 automated updates. You could have put this in 00:05:47.980 --> 00:05:49.980 your computer and just played it straight away. 00:05:50.079 --> 00:05:52.360 They used to just work out the box nine times 00:05:52.360 --> 00:05:54.180 out of ten, didn't they? Nine times out of ten. 00:05:54.279 --> 00:05:56.699 Black and white. Oh, black and white didn't. 00:05:56.720 --> 00:05:59.100 You had to download a patch to get to the final 00:05:59.100 --> 00:06:02.259 level of that. Theme Hospital had the same issue. 00:06:03.000 --> 00:06:04.720 a large number of people that had Theme Hospital 00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:07.879 could not play the final level. It would always 00:06:07.879 --> 00:06:10.600 crash out. Well, as we found out from also your 00:06:10.600 --> 00:06:13.540 theme park game, it has an extra printout in 00:06:13.540 --> 00:06:16.459 it. Oh, God, yes, it did, didn't it? For people 00:06:16.459 --> 00:06:18.439 who had Windows 96 or whatever it was complaining 00:06:18.439 --> 00:06:22.740 about. Oh, this is just absolutely glorious. 00:06:23.240 --> 00:06:29.800 This is, as a big box era, I'm so sad that the 00:06:29.800 --> 00:06:33.670 big box era is gone. I mean, I would even, even 00:06:33.670 --> 00:06:36.290 now, if they said Xbox, by the way, you're not 00:06:36.290 --> 00:06:37.790 going to get in a DVD case. You're going to get 00:06:37.790 --> 00:06:40.870 in a big box from now. I'd be happy. Yeah. I 00:06:40.870 --> 00:06:44.670 would just, it's just, it's luxurious. I know 00:06:44.670 --> 00:06:47.509 it was a huge waste and we didn't need it, but 00:06:47.509 --> 00:06:50.529 oh, wow. I'm just looking at the bad guys here. 00:06:50.610 --> 00:06:53.089 This was just such a good game as well. I only 00:06:53.089 --> 00:06:56.250 recently completed it on the Xbox Game Pass. 00:06:56.449 --> 00:06:58.670 Oh, really? I powered my way through Quake 1. 00:06:59.410 --> 00:07:02.029 which I also had never completed. I'd never had 00:07:02.029 --> 00:07:05.889 a chance to. Then I completed Quake 2, and then 00:07:05.889 --> 00:07:08.470 I, as normal, ended up playing hours and hours 00:07:08.470 --> 00:07:12.589 of Quake 3 and Unreal Tournament. We should install 00:07:12.589 --> 00:07:17.470 it on your old PC. So I've got two old PCs. So 00:07:17.470 --> 00:07:21.329 the Pentium... Hang on a moment. The laptop one 00:07:21.329 --> 00:07:25.310 down there. I've got two laptops. I've got an 00:07:25.310 --> 00:07:30.100 old Pentium 2 MMX. which I've upgraded as much 00:07:30.100 --> 00:07:31.959 as I can, and I've stuck an SD card in it as 00:07:31.959 --> 00:07:34.819 a hard drive. Let me have a look here. 95, so 00:07:34.819 --> 00:07:37.339 yeah, that's running 98 second edition. The best. 00:07:39.439 --> 00:07:41.560 Only a Pentium 90 megahertz. That's interesting. 00:07:41.699 --> 00:07:45.720 Okay, yeah, so I can spunk all over that. The 00:07:45.720 --> 00:07:48.019 issue is, of course, it's not got a graphic card, 00:07:48.139 --> 00:07:50.420 so it would have to be in software mode, which 00:07:50.420 --> 00:07:53.420 is, again, it'd be fine. It's got a lovely screen 00:07:53.420 --> 00:07:57.480 on that. But I have got the... newer laptop there 00:07:57.480 --> 00:08:00.319 running windows 2000 and that has got a graphics 00:08:00.319 --> 00:08:02.899 card that's got an ati rage in it so i'd be able 00:08:02.899 --> 00:08:06.519 to do things like gl quake so we will have to 00:08:06.519 --> 00:08:10.699 have a play but that is just oh just looking 00:08:10.699 --> 00:08:14.300 at even remembering sitting in a shop and reading 00:08:14.300 --> 00:08:16.560 oh the back of the box is looking at the minimum 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:19.600 specs and not really knowing what they are just 00:08:19.600 --> 00:08:22.500 going oh i wonder if i could run that when i 00:08:22.500 --> 00:08:26.300 had a pc that is Oh, a quad -speed CD drive required 00:08:26.300 --> 00:08:31.519 that has 600 kilobytes a second sustained transfer 00:08:31.519 --> 00:08:36.779 rate. Hard disk space, 250 megabytes uncompressed 00:08:36.779 --> 00:08:39.940 required. You imagine that on an Xbox game now. 00:08:40.059 --> 00:08:44.539 You need 250 gigs free. Did they used to just 00:08:44.539 --> 00:08:47.350 use the disk after that for authentication? So 00:08:47.350 --> 00:08:48.710 you install it on your computer and then they 00:08:48.710 --> 00:08:51.309 authenticate from the disk. Not all. Some install 00:08:51.309 --> 00:08:54.990 directly to the PC and you didn't need the disk. 00:08:55.480 --> 00:08:57.620 Some installed to the PC, but you needed the 00:08:57.620 --> 00:09:00.500 disc for authentication. And some installed to 00:09:00.500 --> 00:09:03.220 the PC, but you also needed the disc because 00:09:03.220 --> 00:09:05.179 the disc would have things like the cut scenes, 00:09:05.379 --> 00:09:08.179 which would run smoother off the disc, weirdly, 00:09:08.179 --> 00:09:11.399 than off the hard drive in the early days. So, 00:09:11.440 --> 00:09:13.539 yeah, some of it was authentication. Some of 00:09:13.539 --> 00:09:15.460 it was because some of the game was on the disc 00:09:15.460 --> 00:09:18.779 to make you need the disc. But, yeah, a lot of 00:09:18.779 --> 00:09:20.580 that's down to piracy. I remember because also 00:09:20.580 --> 00:09:25.210 you used to have the code inside them. Where 00:09:25.210 --> 00:09:27.009 was it? I'm sure I brought a game. So yeah, Half 00:09:27.009 --> 00:09:29.330 -Life. Half -Life and Half -Life. I don't know 00:09:29.330 --> 00:09:31.509 about Half -Life 2, but Half -Life, you'd have 00:09:31.509 --> 00:09:33.669 the CD jewel case and inside it, you'd have a 00:09:33.669 --> 00:09:37.730 little white oblong and it would be a 24 -digit 00:09:37.730 --> 00:09:40.309 sort of license key number that you'd have to 00:09:40.309 --> 00:09:42.090 type in. And obviously, that's where Steam kind 00:09:42.090 --> 00:09:44.330 of appeared. You install Half -Life and then 00:09:44.330 --> 00:09:46.370 it'd be, what's your CD key? And you'd type it 00:09:46.370 --> 00:09:48.289 in and it would go off to the server and authenticate 00:09:48.289 --> 00:09:51.090 it. I remember buying a game from Game Station 00:09:51.090 --> 00:09:54.629 once and... or maybe it was electronic boutique 00:09:54.629 --> 00:09:56.649 actually and it didn't have the code inside i 00:09:56.649 --> 00:09:58.529 had to go take it back and ask for it and it 00:09:58.529 --> 00:10:00.549 took a lot to get them to believe me that in 00:10:00.549 --> 00:10:02.570 there didn't come with a code someone who clearly 00:10:02.570 --> 00:10:04.789 had gone in the box because they were the boxes 00:10:04.789 --> 00:10:06.750 that were on the shelf were the ones they would 00:10:06.750 --> 00:10:10.070 give you and then put the disc in so clearly 00:10:10.070 --> 00:10:12.309 someone had just gone and took the box off opened 00:10:12.309 --> 00:10:15.029 it up to the code and fucked off yeah oh well 00:10:15.029 --> 00:10:17.950 here you go look this is uh Minimum install additional 00:10:17.950 --> 00:10:20.309 requirements. If you want to play from CD -ROM, 00:10:20.409 --> 00:10:22.830 you only need 25 megabytes of hard drive space. 00:10:22.830 --> 00:10:24.809 That's not much, is it? So a lot of the game 00:10:24.809 --> 00:10:26.789 must have been streamed from the disc. I've taken 00:10:26.789 --> 00:10:29.909 photos bigger than that. Normal install additional 00:10:29.909 --> 00:10:34.309 requirements. Play from hard disk, 250. Maximum 00:10:34.309 --> 00:10:36.649 install additional requirements. Play from hard 00:10:36.649 --> 00:10:39.769 disk, 400 megs of uncompressed. Again, probably 00:10:39.769 --> 00:10:41.509 taking photos bigger than that too. It was copying 00:10:41.509 --> 00:10:47.419 all of the music. videos fmb onto the hard drive 00:10:47.419 --> 00:10:49.840 then so if you had the space it was wonderful 00:10:49.840 --> 00:10:53.539 but honestly mate this is this is just beyond 00:10:53.539 --> 00:10:57.320 wonderful um oh i like this this product is intended 00:10:57.320 --> 00:11:00.539 for sale outside north america only and will 00:11:00.539 --> 00:11:03.360 not function on north american operating systems 00:11:03.360 --> 00:11:08.539 yeah well shut up say what i'd love to know how 00:11:08.539 --> 00:11:13.519 they did that that's bullshit that is 100 percent 00:11:33.179 --> 00:11:37.299 I can't breathe in this thing! Oh, I'm going 00:11:37.299 --> 00:11:39.580 to have to do little cuts as I kind of stretch 00:11:39.580 --> 00:11:41.940 over that record button back again. I don't know 00:11:41.940 --> 00:11:44.860 why it's so far away from me today. So, guess 00:11:44.860 --> 00:11:48.899 the intro. Guess the intro. Right, so I did bolt 00:11:48.899 --> 00:11:51.519 it up. I told everyone it was an 80s one. Valentino 00:11:51.519 --> 00:11:54.200 corrected me. It was 90s. It was 90s, yes. I 00:11:54.200 --> 00:11:56.240 got confused. I thought I was doing two 80s, 00:11:56.240 --> 00:11:58.539 but actually I'm doing two 90s. So the one you 00:11:58.539 --> 00:11:59.620 would have heard at the beginning of this is 00:11:59.620 --> 00:12:03.240 also a 90s one. Are you sure? I am sure. I have 00:12:03.240 --> 00:12:07.429 it written down. I have it written here. So we 00:12:07.429 --> 00:12:12.129 had a winner. We have a wiener. We had a wiener. 00:12:12.509 --> 00:12:16.570 A very lovely chap who's recently got in contact 00:12:16.570 --> 00:12:20.730 with us. His name is James. Hi, James. Hi, James. 00:12:21.090 --> 00:12:24.929 So he got every single one correct. Absolutely 00:12:24.929 --> 00:12:26.929 brilliant. First time he's tried. I think it 00:12:26.929 --> 00:12:31.919 was the first show of the Untouchable Show. Yeah, 00:12:32.100 --> 00:12:36.539 hang on a moment. Untitled sci -fi show. That 00:12:36.539 --> 00:12:38.320 he's listened to and he got it right straight 00:12:38.320 --> 00:12:43.960 away. He can be found on Blue Sky at jimbo8e6 00:12:43.960 --> 00:12:48.240 .bluesky .social. Yes. Yeah, go follow him. Go 00:12:48.240 --> 00:12:51.460 say hello. He loves ZX Spectrum stuff. Got chatting 00:12:51.460 --> 00:12:53.919 with us, didn't he, about cover art and things. 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:57.149 Obviously a big fan for me then because... The 00:12:57.149 --> 00:12:59.370 ZX Spectrum is what I grew up with. Yeah. And 00:12:59.370 --> 00:13:01.409 that's my favourite all -time machine, which 00:13:01.409 --> 00:13:03.649 is why I play it all the time still. So, yeah, 00:13:03.690 --> 00:13:06.429 if anybody's into ZX Spectrum, and particularly 00:13:06.429 --> 00:13:08.389 the art, go follow him, Blue Sky. Have a chat 00:13:08.389 --> 00:13:10.970 with him. He's a lovely, lovely fellow. Absolutely. 00:13:11.309 --> 00:13:15.490 Right. So, let's get on with it, mister. Let 00:13:15.490 --> 00:13:18.629 me get the file open on my phone here. You ready? 00:13:19.350 --> 00:13:22.799 I'm ready. Why did you judge me? You killed innocent 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:25.200 people. The means to an end. You started a massacre. 00:13:25.279 --> 00:13:27.299 I caused a revolution. You betrayed the law. 00:13:27.519 --> 00:13:34.940 Law. I love that. Law. I am the law. Yeah. Go 00:13:34.940 --> 00:13:38.419 on then. It's easy. It's such an easy one. Judge 00:13:38.419 --> 00:13:42.159 Dredd. And as James put, the Stallone one. Just 00:13:42.159 --> 00:13:44.379 in case you hadn't got it. In case you didn't 00:13:44.379 --> 00:13:45.980 guess. Right. Next one. Although I was saying 00:13:45.980 --> 00:13:47.779 that the modern Judge Dredd is fucking brilliant. 00:13:47.919 --> 00:13:50.100 And they are finally talking about a sequel to 00:13:50.100 --> 00:13:52.500 it. So. I did actually watch something on YouTube 00:13:52.500 --> 00:13:54.879 about that. He said, what's the guy's name again? 00:13:55.080 --> 00:13:57.919 He played him in the new one. Oh, Keith Urban. 00:13:58.059 --> 00:14:00.700 Yeah. He said to them, he doesn't want to take 00:14:00.700 --> 00:14:03.700 the helmet off. And he basically stayed in character 00:14:03.700 --> 00:14:05.600 all the time. Yeah. Yeah, he did loads of stuff. 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:08.279 He was like, part of why that film is as good 00:14:08.279 --> 00:14:11.580 as it is, is basically all thanks to him. Not 00:14:11.580 --> 00:14:14.000 Keith, Carl Urban. Carl Urban, yeah. Is it Carl? 00:14:14.159 --> 00:14:16.139 Something like that. We all know who he is. He 00:14:16.139 --> 00:14:19.330 played... Dr. McCoy in the modern Star Trek. 00:14:19.370 --> 00:14:21.750 And he's in The Boys. He's brilliant. He is such 00:14:21.750 --> 00:14:23.830 a good actor. Whatever he gets himself into, 00:14:23.909 --> 00:14:27.409 he's just really good at. And Dredd, he was fucking 00:14:27.409 --> 00:14:29.549 awesome. He was great. And it definitely deserves 00:14:29.549 --> 00:14:31.950 a sequel, as long as they let him do what they 00:14:31.950 --> 00:14:42.509 did in the first one. Independence Day. Independence 00:14:42.509 --> 00:14:50.759 Day. What bit? The world just crashed then. Yeah, 00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:52.940 it's the final fight scene. The final fight scene, 00:14:53.019 --> 00:14:56.779 yeah. Just before he flies his jet into the spaceship. 00:14:56.980 --> 00:14:59.580 So, did you know there's an alternate ending? 00:15:00.519 --> 00:15:04.419 Does he get bummed by the aliens? Yeah, he gets 00:15:04.419 --> 00:15:06.519 caught and probed. Because that's his problem, 00:15:06.559 --> 00:15:08.220 isn't it? That's all we wanted to do. He keeps 00:15:08.220 --> 00:15:10.000 running away from us. We'll leave your world 00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:11.559 alone now. That's why we were drilling. We were 00:15:11.559 --> 00:15:14.830 trying to show him what we wanted to do. That's 00:15:14.830 --> 00:15:19.990 a massive euphemism. No, so if you read the book, 00:15:19.990 --> 00:15:22.409 which I have done, I know I don't read much, 00:15:22.509 --> 00:15:25.509 but I have, the ending of the book, and they 00:15:25.509 --> 00:15:27.909 did film this version and it didn't test very 00:15:27.909 --> 00:15:30.570 well. Okay. The ending of the book is they won't 00:15:30.570 --> 00:15:34.549 let him get in a jet. Oh, why? Well, because 00:15:34.549 --> 00:15:36.789 he's a fucking drunk, but he still saves the 00:15:36.789 --> 00:15:39.750 day because in the end of the book, he gets the 00:15:39.750 --> 00:15:43.179 crop. the one that he does the crop dusting with, 00:15:43.259 --> 00:15:45.980 and he straps a warhead to that and flies that 00:15:45.980 --> 00:15:47.220 into the middle of the aircraft. Oh, that's quite 00:15:47.220 --> 00:15:50.779 cool. Yeah, that's a bit more on character as 00:15:50.779 --> 00:15:52.379 well, isn't it? Exactly. That's actually more 00:15:52.379 --> 00:15:54.879 on character with him than him basically. Yeah, 00:15:55.019 --> 00:15:59.360 I'm a drunk. I flew really old jet aircraft back 00:15:59.360 --> 00:16:04.500 in like the... It'd be Narm. Yeah, Narm. I'm 00:16:04.500 --> 00:16:06.220 sure I can get into a modern technical jet and 00:16:06.220 --> 00:16:08.340 still fly it, though. Oh, yeah, I'm sure this 00:16:08.340 --> 00:16:10.399 is the same. Let's just stick you in a crop duster 00:16:10.399 --> 00:16:12.220 with a missile strapped to the wing and two... 00:16:12.220 --> 00:16:14.519 And that's how it ended, and they did film that. 00:16:14.720 --> 00:16:16.740 I don't know if it's actually available anywhere. 00:16:16.759 --> 00:16:18.500 I don't know if it was on an extra on the DVD, 00:16:18.679 --> 00:16:21.820 but, yeah. It'll be somewhere. More than likely. 00:16:23.600 --> 00:16:26.519 Well, I'll be damned. It's the gentleman guppy. 00:16:27.879 --> 00:16:31.100 Little short one there. It's the gentleman guppy. 00:16:31.799 --> 00:16:34.399 It's Waterworld. I don't know why I've gone like 00:16:34.399 --> 00:16:35.759 this. I don't know because he doesn't do that 00:16:35.759 --> 00:16:39.100 voice either. No, he doesn't. I quite like Waterworld. 00:16:39.120 --> 00:16:41.559 I like Waterworld. Kevin Costner in it's pretty 00:16:41.559 --> 00:16:46.860 good. Let me put it like this. Kevin Costner's 00:16:46.860 --> 00:16:49.220 entire acting of Waterworld, whether you like 00:16:49.220 --> 00:16:53.740 it or not, is still that single film on its own 00:16:53.740 --> 00:16:57.519 in its entirety is better than watching Kevin 00:16:57.519 --> 00:17:00.240 Costner. Telling Superman, no, don't use your 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:02.200 super speed and come and save me. Before he gets 00:17:02.200 --> 00:17:05.240 whisked off into the tornado in whichever Superman 00:17:05.240 --> 00:17:09.059 film that is. One of the Zack Snyder ones. His 00:17:09.059 --> 00:17:11.480 dad gets sucked off into a tornado. And rather 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:13.680 than letting Superman come and save him, he's 00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:16.359 just like, no, you stay there. You stay there, 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:20.319 son. Yeah. It's terrible. It's an awful scene. 00:17:23.380 --> 00:17:28.740 Fifth element. It's still going. Unbelievable! 00:17:33.440 --> 00:17:36.359 A little glimpse into the next one there. We 00:17:36.359 --> 00:17:38.400 know that one as well. So Fifth Element, yeah, 00:17:38.480 --> 00:17:40.859 what a wonderful film Fifth Element is. It is. 00:17:40.880 --> 00:17:44.660 It's a real classic. There's the meme, isn't 00:17:44.660 --> 00:17:46.240 it? If you don't know what these four stones 00:17:46.240 --> 00:17:48.740 are from, blah, blah, blah, and it's always the 00:17:48.740 --> 00:17:50.599 bloody pillars of the stone showing earth, wind, 00:17:50.660 --> 00:17:53.039 fire and whatever else it is. It's just a really 00:17:53.039 --> 00:17:56.099 good film. I haven't watched it in years, though. 00:17:56.240 --> 00:17:58.599 Had it on VHS, bought it from HMV when they used 00:17:58.599 --> 00:18:01.960 to do the buy five VHS for £20 sort of offer, 00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:05.200 just as DVD was kind of kicking off. Yeah. But, 00:18:05.220 --> 00:18:08.380 yeah, I must watch that again. Well, maybe it'll 00:18:08.380 --> 00:18:15.180 turn up one day on here. Ooh, true. I am the 00:18:15.180 --> 00:18:21.720 Martian ambassador. We come in peace. So he actually 00:18:21.720 --> 00:18:23.539 says we come in peace like three times, I think, 00:18:23.539 --> 00:18:25.140 which is the more iconic way of doing it, but 00:18:25.140 --> 00:18:27.660 I needed time. It has to be less than 60 seconds 00:18:27.660 --> 00:18:29.339 for it to work on blue skies. Yeah, well, that's 00:18:29.339 --> 00:18:31.660 fair enough. Well, that was Mars Attacks. Yeah. 00:18:31.839 --> 00:18:36.099 Again, we have spoken about it before. I have 00:18:36.099 --> 00:18:40.700 the Italian copy on Blu -ray. I think when we 00:18:40.700 --> 00:18:42.319 get around to that, we'll just have to sit together 00:18:42.319 --> 00:18:47.079 and watch your version. It's like I've got the 00:18:47.079 --> 00:18:49.779 Polish... You've got the Polish John Wick? John 00:18:49.779 --> 00:18:54.160 Wick. I was like, why is everything subtitled? 00:18:54.259 --> 00:18:56.279 I don't think the English bit's subtitled. Hang 00:18:56.279 --> 00:18:57.839 on a moment, I don't remember John Wick being 00:18:57.839 --> 00:18:59.960 a subtitled film. Yeah, because it doesn't subtitle... 00:18:59.960 --> 00:19:01.579 Is he on a foreign mission? Because it doesn't 00:19:01.579 --> 00:19:04.119 subtitle when the other guys are talking. Because 00:19:04.119 --> 00:19:06.160 I was just like, this is so confusing to me. 00:19:20.629 --> 00:19:23.990 Now, when I first heard this, I thought, there's 00:19:23.990 --> 00:19:28.769 no way he's pulled out a Galaxy Quest clip again. 00:19:29.089 --> 00:19:32.529 No. And then you hear Will Smith speak, and it's 00:19:32.529 --> 00:19:33.950 like, oh, well, it's Men in Black. Men in Black, 00:19:33.970 --> 00:19:36.210 yeah. One of my favourite scenes from the film, 00:19:36.230 --> 00:19:38.309 I've got to say, because everyone's been in a 00:19:38.309 --> 00:19:40.690 situation like that, where they've got to do 00:19:40.690 --> 00:19:43.369 something in a quiet environment. They know it's 00:19:43.369 --> 00:19:48.150 going to make a lot of noise. Yeah. Well, there's 00:19:48.150 --> 00:19:52.019 a lyric from... Oh, God, what's it called? There's 00:19:52.019 --> 00:19:56.259 a Barenaked Ladies song. I'm going to have to 00:19:56.259 --> 00:19:57.720 look up the name, otherwise it's going to bug 00:19:57.720 --> 00:20:06.400 me. Hang on. Oh, come on. Of course it's in my 00:20:06.400 --> 00:20:14.700 library. Barenaked Ladies. No. No. One Week. 00:20:14.920 --> 00:20:17.039 There we go. And there's a lyric in it where 00:20:17.039 --> 00:20:19.630 he says... It's going on about if you can't understand 00:20:19.630 --> 00:20:22.490 what I mean, well, you soon will. And the lyric 00:20:22.490 --> 00:20:27.269 before that is trying not to laugh at a funeral. 00:20:27.549 --> 00:20:29.750 Try not to laugh at a funeral, Dan. It can't 00:20:29.750 --> 00:20:33.950 understand, but you soon will. And it's like, 00:20:34.109 --> 00:20:37.410 I know exactly. I'm the kind of guy that laughs 00:20:37.410 --> 00:20:39.769 at a funeral. Can't understand what I mean, well, 00:20:39.789 --> 00:20:42.650 you soon will. And yeah, since hearing that, 00:20:42.710 --> 00:20:44.710 I now sit there at a funeral. It's quite, it's 00:20:44.710 --> 00:20:48.869 like. Oh, shit. Here come the giggles. Yeah. 00:20:49.309 --> 00:20:52.690 So that's it. Well done, everybody. James, particularly 00:20:52.690 --> 00:20:57.289 wonderful work. And, you know, send your answers 00:20:57.289 --> 00:20:59.109 in for the one you heard at the start of this 00:20:59.109 --> 00:21:01.269 show. I could make you do some work now, couldn't 00:21:01.269 --> 00:21:06.589 I? I mean... I'm just making you beep out all 00:21:06.589 --> 00:21:09.750 these names now in editing. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. 00:21:10.150 --> 00:21:13.869 There's only one man who would dare give me the 00:21:13.869 --> 00:21:20.490 raspberry. Lone Star! Gary? Gary? Who the fuck 00:21:20.490 --> 00:21:22.849 is Gary? Oh, what a song. I listened to that 00:21:22.849 --> 00:21:26.630 the other day. Alice? Who the fuck is Alice? 00:21:27.789 --> 00:21:30.849 Right, what have you been up to? You been watching 00:21:30.849 --> 00:21:35.400 anything? You know what? I have. Finally, I've 00:21:35.400 --> 00:21:37.220 been really busy at work and there's been a few 00:21:37.220 --> 00:21:39.200 family things and helping out my brother. So 00:21:39.200 --> 00:21:42.759 there's not been much time to do much. Not even 00:21:42.759 --> 00:21:44.400 jump back on Helldivers, which I'm disappointed 00:21:44.400 --> 00:21:46.279 about. And Super Earth has nearly fallen, by 00:21:46.279 --> 00:21:48.700 the way. Oh, has it? It's around one city left 00:21:48.700 --> 00:21:50.799 out of eight. Oh, we're going to have to play 00:21:50.799 --> 00:21:52.380 it. So I don't know what they'll do. If Super 00:21:52.380 --> 00:21:53.880 Earth falls, do you think they'll just say, well, 00:21:53.940 --> 00:21:57.259 Helldivers 2 is finished, game over? I don't 00:21:57.259 --> 00:22:01.609 know. And they'll re -spark the universe? No, 00:22:01.609 --> 00:22:04.450 so we have the, you probably haven't seen it, 00:22:04.509 --> 00:22:06.990 we have a space station. Oh. Which is like an 00:22:06.990 --> 00:22:11.269 operating base that we can vote on where it moves 00:22:11.269 --> 00:22:14.650 to. So I think that'll become the hub, and it'll 00:22:14.650 --> 00:22:17.539 be like, we need to retake Super Earth. And then 00:22:17.539 --> 00:22:19.859 it will be like taking planets on our way back 00:22:19.859 --> 00:22:22.640 to Super Earth. Yeah, fair enough. Okay, so that's 00:22:22.640 --> 00:22:25.480 a plausible answer. So I might have a go on that 00:22:25.480 --> 00:22:28.019 when we finish recording. So I haven't done much 00:22:28.019 --> 00:22:32.380 gaming. However, I have started watching Murderbot. 00:22:32.920 --> 00:22:35.619 Okay. Which is fucking brilliant. It's on Apple 00:22:35.619 --> 00:22:37.880 TV. I've seen the advert for that. It's one of 00:22:37.880 --> 00:22:43.460 the... I can't pronounce their surname. One of 00:22:43.460 --> 00:22:45.059 the brothers. It's one of the brothers because 00:22:45.059 --> 00:22:49.140 it's the same one that was in Boy Kills World. 00:22:49.579 --> 00:22:53.980 Yeah, and It. Yeah, so it just, it's... God, 00:22:54.019 --> 00:22:55.539 what are they called? That's going to warm me 00:22:55.539 --> 00:22:59.319 up. Skarsgård? Skarsgård, well done. It's just 00:22:59.319 --> 00:23:03.000 wonderfully weird. Yeah. And funny and dark. 00:23:03.359 --> 00:23:05.299 Are there three of them, the brothers? I think 00:23:05.299 --> 00:23:08.599 so, yeah. But, yeah, so Murderbot is just... 00:23:09.189 --> 00:23:11.029 It's delightfully clever. It's meant to be based 00:23:11.029 --> 00:23:13.789 on a book. So there's been a lot of people ranting 00:23:13.789 --> 00:23:15.809 and raving as normal that it's not the same as 00:23:15.809 --> 00:23:19.009 the book. Why have you given them a shiny helmet 00:23:19.009 --> 00:23:21.549 that disappears when in the book it's just a 00:23:21.549 --> 00:23:23.289 helmet he can take off? Because it has to be 00:23:23.289 --> 00:23:25.009 adapted for television. Because they don't want 00:23:25.009 --> 00:23:26.630 the actor walking around carrying around wearing 00:23:26.630 --> 00:23:29.910 a helmet and holding a helmet in scenes when 00:23:29.910 --> 00:23:31.789 he's concentrating on every fucking thing else 00:23:31.789 --> 00:23:33.750 under the sun. Because in a book you forget about 00:23:33.750 --> 00:23:35.950 it. Yeah. When you're watching it, you're looking 00:23:35.950 --> 00:23:38.700 at it. Exactly. You want something to look good, 00:23:38.740 --> 00:23:41.640 so it's fine. And the whole premise, I love it 00:23:41.640 --> 00:23:46.920 to bits. The idea is that you've got these cyborg 00:23:46.920 --> 00:23:49.960 sort of robot things that are made of human tissue 00:23:49.960 --> 00:23:53.400 mixed with... well cyborgs robocop sort of things 00:23:53.400 --> 00:23:56.819 um they all have a governor unit which prevents 00:23:56.819 --> 00:24:00.500 them from breaking the rules and this one is 00:24:00.500 --> 00:24:03.279 just so sick of life he's been hacking his and 00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:06.240 eventually manages to bypass it okay and he's 00:24:06.240 --> 00:24:08.759 like well what shall i call myself i could be 00:24:08.759 --> 00:24:14.529 freedom unit no murder bot Yes, and he saves 00:24:14.529 --> 00:24:16.829 his name as Murderbot, and that's it. And then 00:24:16.829 --> 00:24:19.349 he's just half -arsing life. He's out on this 00:24:19.349 --> 00:24:21.930 mission with these people, and the very first 00:24:21.930 --> 00:24:23.670 episode, it's within the first five minutes, 00:24:23.710 --> 00:24:25.670 so it's not ruining the series. The first five 00:24:25.670 --> 00:24:28.650 minutes of the episode, he's there with the people 00:24:28.650 --> 00:24:30.690 he's meant to be protecting on this new planet, 00:24:30.730 --> 00:24:34.390 and he's like, shit, I should have detected that 00:24:34.390 --> 00:24:36.509 earlier. However, I was watching basically satellite 00:24:36.509 --> 00:24:39.450 TV because I couldn't give a shit about these 00:24:39.450 --> 00:24:42.579 people. Oh, right. Because he's just bypassed 00:24:42.579 --> 00:24:44.539 all of his kind of... But the point is, is there's 00:24:44.539 --> 00:24:46.799 a lot going on in it. And what I like is it's 00:24:46.799 --> 00:24:49.299 a bit like Resident Alien. Yeah. So they've thrown 00:24:49.299 --> 00:24:51.160 humour in there and you think straight up, oh, 00:24:51.180 --> 00:24:53.680 it's going to be funny. But then you suddenly 00:24:53.680 --> 00:24:55.079 realise, actually, there's quite a lot of depth 00:24:55.079 --> 00:24:57.019 and there's actually mystery involved in this 00:24:57.019 --> 00:25:00.960 now as well. So actually, this could be rather 00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:04.380 interesting. So there's about four or five different 00:25:04.380 --> 00:25:06.240 spokes of the story that are kind of expanding 00:25:06.240 --> 00:25:10.579 off at the moment. And it could all end in comedy, 00:25:10.740 --> 00:25:12.900 or it could end in tragedy, or it could end in 00:25:12.900 --> 00:25:15.480 a whole mix. So I'm really enjoying it. I think 00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:18.319 I'm on episode three now, and I'm looking forward 00:25:18.319 --> 00:25:20.880 to putting it on. Yeah. Whereas Doctor Who, I've 00:25:20.880 --> 00:25:22.359 still not gone and bothered to watch episode 00:25:22.359 --> 00:25:24.380 two. We don't wish anymore, right? I've just 00:25:24.380 --> 00:25:27.259 had no wish to. Yeah. So it kind of speaks volumes. 00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:30.700 Yep. Gee beasties, what's happened to his head? 00:25:31.059 --> 00:25:34.779 It's on backwards. This is terrible. Do something. 00:25:35.240 --> 00:25:37.240 I'm sorry, sir. There must have been a microconverter 00:25:37.240 --> 00:25:39.619 malfunction. any of this stuff if anyone called 00:25:39.619 --> 00:25:41.960 that he said sex when i went to press the record 00:25:41.960 --> 00:25:44.799 because he could see me having to completely 00:25:44.799 --> 00:25:47.660 move out the way i know it's great i don't know 00:25:47.660 --> 00:25:49.660 what position i've got myself in maybe they've 00:25:49.660 --> 00:25:52.720 just put that too far away you know a compromising 00:25:52.720 --> 00:25:58.039 position what have i been doing um more mob land 00:25:58.039 --> 00:26:00.299 i'm pretty sure i've mentioned it already yeah 00:26:00.299 --> 00:26:03.480 that's the tom hardy stuff in this yeah so I've 00:26:03.480 --> 00:26:06.420 got like 10 minutes left of episode nine. There's 00:26:06.420 --> 00:26:08.039 only one series, isn't there? Yeah, it's the 00:26:08.039 --> 00:26:10.279 first season. I really recommend you watch it. 00:26:10.359 --> 00:26:14.579 If you like kind of gangstery shows, I think 00:26:14.579 --> 00:26:16.460 it's one of the best ones I've seen, really. 00:26:17.359 --> 00:26:19.759 So that's great. As I said, 10 minutes left of 00:26:19.759 --> 00:26:22.319 episode nine. Haven't seen The Last of Us, which 00:26:22.319 --> 00:26:24.279 is really frustrating. For whatever reason, Miranda 00:26:24.279 --> 00:26:25.519 hasn't wanted to watch it, even though she loves 00:26:25.519 --> 00:26:28.400 it. Other things have been going on. So we're 00:26:28.400 --> 00:26:30.380 two episodes behind. So basically, I think the 00:26:30.380 --> 00:26:33.049 penultimate and the... ultimate episode of the 00:26:33.049 --> 00:26:36.230 two we haven't watched so i'm like really avoiding 00:26:36.230 --> 00:26:38.990 a lot of social media at the moment so there's 00:26:38.990 --> 00:26:41.509 so much social media going on and it's nothing 00:26:41.509 --> 00:26:44.970 about the episodes it's all being very harsh 00:26:44.970 --> 00:26:47.349 to the girl that's playing the main girl i don't 00:26:47.349 --> 00:26:50.970 get it i very briefly saw a thing having the 00:26:50.970 --> 00:26:53.089 other character the other girl i don't know their 00:26:53.089 --> 00:26:58.119 names um front front and centre with her slightly 00:26:58.119 --> 00:27:00.380 behind. And then your captain was like, don't 00:27:00.380 --> 00:27:01.960 you want to have your main character front and 00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:05.880 centre? I was like, well, probably, but that 00:27:05.880 --> 00:27:08.759 might just be a shot in the show where she's 00:27:08.759 --> 00:27:11.240 not the main character. I'm sorry, I just don't 00:27:11.240 --> 00:27:14.759 get why people hate her. Look, she does not look 00:27:14.759 --> 00:27:18.180 like her. So fucking what? And I'm sorry, but 00:27:18.180 --> 00:27:20.839 if you're saying she doesn't look as good looking 00:27:20.839 --> 00:27:23.119 as the one from the game, you've got problems 00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:25.420 if you're eyeing up a 16 -year -old computer 00:27:25.420 --> 00:27:27.359 game character. I know, right? It's a bit gross 00:27:27.359 --> 00:27:31.559 anyway. But she's a great actor. You meant to 00:27:31.559 --> 00:27:33.880 say actor, aren't we? Actress, actor, whatever. 00:27:33.900 --> 00:27:36.019 I don't know what the term is generically now 00:27:36.019 --> 00:27:37.579 for it. I think it is actor. I'm just going to 00:27:37.579 --> 00:27:41.299 say actor. I think she is a great actor. Which 00:27:41.299 --> 00:27:44.180 is interesting because... A lot of the reviews 00:27:44.180 --> 00:27:46.799 I've seen, and there's a couple of reviews I'm, 00:27:46.900 --> 00:27:50.000 again, not putting all my trust into because 00:27:50.000 --> 00:27:52.380 we know our position on reviewers. We know that 00:27:52.380 --> 00:27:54.700 we don't trust them because it's one person's 00:27:54.700 --> 00:27:58.119 opinion. But what I'm constantly seeing is people 00:27:58.119 --> 00:28:01.339 saying she's a wooden actor and she can be great 00:28:01.339 --> 00:28:04.440 at acting at points, but there's some points 00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:08.119 where she either massively overacts or she massively 00:28:08.119 --> 00:28:11.960 underacts like a plank of wood. so i don't really 00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:13.940 know what to make without watching it for myself 00:28:13.940 --> 00:28:17.339 i don't know but of course these reviews always 00:28:17.339 --> 00:28:20.880 come with cherry picked clips and those clips 00:28:20.880 --> 00:28:23.359 are always fairly i kind of see what you mean 00:28:23.359 --> 00:28:26.180 about being mediocre which isn't fair because 00:28:26.180 --> 00:28:29.599 actually like you say she could be a really good 00:28:29.599 --> 00:28:31.480 actress and actually you're only showing you're 00:28:31.480 --> 00:28:36.339 choosing the bits um oh what's her name um hillary 00:28:36.339 --> 00:28:39.319 swank is a brilliant actress but if i showed 00:28:39.319 --> 00:28:41.619 her showed you just the one clip from the core 00:28:41.619 --> 00:28:48.000 you'd go really she's a main character yeah it's 00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:50.680 it's difficult isn't it yeah um i mean i've heard 00:28:50.680 --> 00:28:53.240 rumor that season three's gonna she's not gonna 00:28:53.240 --> 00:28:55.690 be in it Are they doing a season three? I had 00:28:55.690 --> 00:28:57.869 no idea. Rumour has it that season three is coming 00:28:57.869 --> 00:28:59.309 and they're going to be focusing on a completely 00:28:59.309 --> 00:29:00.950 different character in it. Well, they'd have 00:29:00.950 --> 00:29:02.970 to because there's only two games. I haven't 00:29:02.970 --> 00:29:05.470 finished the second game, so I actually don't 00:29:05.470 --> 00:29:08.130 know what happens. I knew all of the first one 00:29:08.130 --> 00:29:10.769 and they followed it very closely. And this one, 00:29:10.829 --> 00:29:14.569 they have actually made quite a big change from 00:29:14.569 --> 00:29:18.650 the bit of the game that I got up to. I've overtaken 00:29:18.650 --> 00:29:20.390 it in the show, so I need to catch up with the 00:29:20.390 --> 00:29:24.480 game now. see but the point that i was from at 00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:26.180 the end of episode two for the people watch it 00:29:26.180 --> 00:29:30.480 um that is different than the game a very large 00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:33.940 thing is different about somebody going somebody 00:29:33.940 --> 00:29:36.880 leaving the village doesn't happen in the show 00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:40.900 yeah that does happen in the game oh okay so 00:29:40.900 --> 00:29:43.259 and it's quite important character so it'd be 00:29:43.259 --> 00:29:46.839 i'm interested to see how that goes because i'm 00:29:46.839 --> 00:29:49.160 at that point in the show now where it has said 00:29:49.160 --> 00:29:52.400 that that person's there but I want to know what 00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:54.019 happens in the games version of it. So they have, 00:29:54.099 --> 00:29:55.599 I think, I feel like they've made more changes 00:29:55.599 --> 00:29:57.839 in this one than that. But as we just said in 00:29:57.839 --> 00:30:01.160 the last segment, you know, adaptions, you know, 00:30:01.160 --> 00:30:03.819 you have to adapt it to make it work on screen 00:30:03.819 --> 00:30:07.200 to work differently on screen. I think, especially 00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:09.660 if they're planning on a third season and the 00:30:09.660 --> 00:30:12.380 games already said. We're not going to do a third. 00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:14.680 Don't worry. It's nothing to do with us. So you 00:30:14.680 --> 00:30:16.619 now need to take the story in the direction you 00:30:16.619 --> 00:30:18.759 think. The only things I ever get fed up with 00:30:18.759 --> 00:30:21.460 in these things is if a character dies in a book 00:30:21.460 --> 00:30:24.299 or in a game, I think they should die in the 00:30:24.299 --> 00:30:28.460 show. I think aspects like that, pillars of the 00:30:28.460 --> 00:30:33.619 actual story should stay. How you get to that, 00:30:33.740 --> 00:30:37.259 I think probably does need to be changed from 00:30:37.259 --> 00:30:40.400 book. to tv i think it does need to be changed 00:30:40.400 --> 00:30:42.660 because it just won't work you can go on like 00:30:42.660 --> 00:30:47.759 massive three chapter kind of um elaborations 00:30:47.759 --> 00:30:50.640 and stuff in a book well you can't do that in 00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:54.380 a show because the show is 47 and a half minutes 00:30:54.380 --> 00:30:56.480 or whatever they do for shows now you know so 00:30:56.480 --> 00:31:00.640 you've got to make it fit like i know that pierce 00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:08.740 brown who's one of my favorite authors we both 00:31:08.740 --> 00:31:13.519 adore he's supposedly working on adapting it 00:31:13.519 --> 00:31:19.220 for tv now there's this is such a he calls it 00:31:19.220 --> 00:31:22.960 a um a space opera is what he calls it it's so 00:31:22.960 --> 00:31:26.619 huge and and sprawling it's like game of thrones 00:31:26.619 --> 00:31:30.460 level massive it would need like 10 seasons to 00:31:30.460 --> 00:31:32.680 fill every single piece of information and i 00:31:32.680 --> 00:31:34.460 will be that guy if it ever does come out going 00:31:34.460 --> 00:31:35.920 that's not in the book that's not the book that's 00:31:35.920 --> 00:31:39.519 not the book but because he is actually heading 00:31:39.519 --> 00:31:41.700 it, I'm sure it'd be great. Well, that's the 00:31:41.700 --> 00:31:44.259 difference, isn't it? If the person who created 00:31:44.259 --> 00:31:47.940 it is actually doing the series, you would hope 00:31:47.940 --> 00:31:51.099 that they would want their prodigy, their child, 00:31:51.259 --> 00:31:54.839 their creation to carry on in the same ilk that 00:31:54.839 --> 00:31:58.759 they created it to. Whereas when you get these 00:31:58.759 --> 00:32:03.769 TV series that spring up based on... X, Y, Z, 00:32:03.829 --> 00:32:05.930 and that person, all they've done is said, oh, 00:32:05.970 --> 00:32:08.569 we've given you our blessing. That's when it 00:32:08.569 --> 00:32:12.390 goes wrong. Look at Jurassic Park 2. The book 00:32:12.390 --> 00:32:16.450 for Jurassic Park 2 is phenomenal. The film for 00:32:16.450 --> 00:32:20.490 Jurassic Park 2 is pony. And even to an extent, 00:32:20.529 --> 00:32:22.849 I love the first Jurassic Park film, but fuck 00:32:22.849 --> 00:32:25.910 me, the book is so much better. Yeah, Dan Broderill 00:32:25.910 --> 00:32:28.029 always tells me the book for Jurassic Park is 00:32:28.029 --> 00:32:30.410 incredible. The book is way more a horror than 00:32:30.410 --> 00:32:34.720 what you get from... The film. Yeah. Again, adapted 00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:37.940 to work. Spielberg's obviously adapted to work, 00:32:38.180 --> 00:32:40.779 to make money, to be a good show. And it's a 00:32:40.779 --> 00:32:42.940 fucking brilliant film. But yeah, because I have 00:32:42.940 --> 00:32:45.960 no concept of what the book is. One day I'll 00:32:45.960 --> 00:32:49.940 get it on Audible. Just to mirror on. So yeah, 00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:52.660 a little bit more Stardew Valley. A little tiny 00:32:52.660 --> 00:32:54.279 little bit, but I haven't really played anything 00:32:54.279 --> 00:32:57.430 other than Helldivers with you. You know, we've 00:32:57.430 --> 00:33:00.390 already spoken about that. And what Miranda and 00:33:00.390 --> 00:33:01.970 I have been doing is we've gone a little bit 00:33:01.970 --> 00:33:04.470 of a Mission Impossible binge. So we're currently 00:33:04.470 --> 00:33:09.109 on a four Rogue Nation. We just started it. Because 00:33:09.109 --> 00:33:12.230 we're two or three films behind. And considering 00:33:12.230 --> 00:33:14.710 Mission Impossible is one of my favourite film 00:33:14.710 --> 00:33:17.569 franchises, and same with Miranda, it's like 00:33:17.569 --> 00:33:19.329 one of our connections is Mission Impossible. 00:33:20.670 --> 00:33:24.410 We're surprised, I think just T came along. And, 00:33:24.410 --> 00:33:27.099 you know. COVID. Kids change everything. And 00:33:27.099 --> 00:33:28.740 we stopped going to the cinema. You know, I think 00:33:28.740 --> 00:33:31.980 I've been to the cinema only with you since we 00:33:31.980 --> 00:33:34.380 had tea. He's nearly five. So, you know, and 00:33:34.380 --> 00:33:36.319 we used to have a card like you. We'd go every 00:33:36.319 --> 00:33:40.920 week. Yeah. So, yeah, we missed out on kind of 00:33:40.920 --> 00:33:43.279 one of our things that we like to do, which is 00:33:43.279 --> 00:33:45.279 I'd love to go and see Mission Impossible in 00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:47.160 the cinema. So we're a bit behind on that. I 00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:49.180 think the new one's on Netflix. I think the only 00:33:49.180 --> 00:33:50.839 Mission Impossible I ever saw at the cinema was 00:33:50.839 --> 00:33:54.519 Mission Impossible 2. You see, I've always liked 00:33:54.519 --> 00:33:57.039 Mission Impossible 2. John Woo. It's a very different 00:33:57.039 --> 00:33:58.339 film to all the others. It's actually one of 00:33:58.339 --> 00:34:01.019 my least favourite ones because, because I said 00:34:01.019 --> 00:34:02.079 to my wife, she's like, oh, it's my favourite 00:34:02.079 --> 00:34:06.359 one. But I've seen it so many times. I brought 00:34:06.359 --> 00:34:09.840 it on VHS. It was a gold VHS in the bargain bin 00:34:09.840 --> 00:34:12.340 at Saver Centre. Nice. That's when I got it. 00:34:12.659 --> 00:34:17.619 And I've seen it. I wore that VHS out because 00:34:17.619 --> 00:34:20.159 I loved it so much. But now I'm like, when we 00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:22.019 watched it the other day, I'm like. I was kind 00:34:22.019 --> 00:34:24.000 of looking at my phone a bit because I just know 00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:26.860 it. Yeah, okay. Question for you then. Yeah, 00:34:26.880 --> 00:34:27.960 now I'm going to get it wrong. You're going to 00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:30.539 ask me a question about it. No, no, no, no. Should 00:34:30.539 --> 00:34:34.119 Limp Bizkit's song being the title song for that 00:34:34.119 --> 00:34:36.440 or should it have been Metallica, I Disappear? 00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:40.260 It's a really difficult one, isn't it? Because 00:34:40.260 --> 00:34:42.679 obviously... Would it feel the same though if 00:34:42.679 --> 00:34:46.280 it wasn't Limp Bizkit? Limp Bizkit sampled the 00:34:46.280 --> 00:34:49.260 Mission Impossible classic theme. So, okay, fair 00:34:49.260 --> 00:34:52.449 enough. But I Disappear is a great fucking track. 00:34:52.730 --> 00:34:55.929 Yeah. It's got a great music video as well. I 00:34:55.929 --> 00:34:58.630 remember getting I Disappear on CD and having 00:34:58.630 --> 00:35:02.590 the really low bitrate Apple video of it plus 00:35:02.590 --> 00:35:07.269 Apple whatever the... I've got a Mac next to 00:35:07.269 --> 00:35:09.710 me. A lossless version of it. No, they had the 00:35:09.710 --> 00:35:12.369 music video and they always used to give you 00:35:12.369 --> 00:35:17.889 a copy of, not iMovie, QuickTime. Oh, the QuickTime. 00:35:18.130 --> 00:35:19.980 You used to get QuickTime. on the disc as well, 00:35:19.980 --> 00:35:21.579 so you could get the latest version of QuickTime 00:35:21.579 --> 00:35:25.119 to play the Apple QuickTime video. So I remember 00:35:25.119 --> 00:35:27.199 that on the single, but I really enjoyed the 00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:29.539 Metallica version. I don't mind the Limp Bizkit 00:35:29.539 --> 00:35:31.980 song. I can't even remember what theirs was called. 00:35:33.639 --> 00:35:37.719 I don't remember. One thing I've got to say I 00:35:37.719 --> 00:35:40.519 haven't liked, the third film and the fourth, 00:35:40.619 --> 00:35:44.599 Rogue Nation, the intros. It's a cool idea, but 00:35:44.599 --> 00:35:46.440 at the same time it's a bit spoilery. So the 00:35:46.440 --> 00:35:49.199 actual intro, as it's kind of doing the four 00:35:49.199 --> 00:35:52.760 -word credits for the actors and the main producer, 00:35:52.780 --> 00:35:58.300 whatever, it does clips of the film. So you basically 00:35:58.300 --> 00:36:01.460 get a very short clip of the entire film of number 00:36:01.460 --> 00:36:04.679 three in the intro of three. And they did it 00:36:04.679 --> 00:36:08.559 in number four as well. The entire fourth film 00:36:08.559 --> 00:36:14.579 is seen in two -second clips. In the intro, if 00:36:14.579 --> 00:36:16.000 you're watching it for the first time, those 00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:18.000 clips mean nothing to you. But when you have 00:36:18.000 --> 00:36:19.519 actually watched it before and you look at it 00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:21.360 and you think, yeah, that's literally the film 00:36:21.360 --> 00:36:23.000 that you're showing there. A little bit out of 00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:26.019 context, but it is in the right order and showing 00:36:26.019 --> 00:36:29.559 you stuff. So it's kind of like, you know, if 00:36:29.559 --> 00:36:31.500 you're worried about a particular character dying 00:36:31.500 --> 00:36:33.719 in the middle of the film and then he's right 00:36:33.719 --> 00:36:35.760 at the end of one of these little segments, it's 00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:37.079 like, well, there's no jeopardy for that character 00:36:37.079 --> 00:36:39.579 anymore because you know he or she will be alive 00:36:39.579 --> 00:36:42.070 at the end. So it's like... It was Take a Look 00:36:42.070 --> 00:36:48.250 Around by Lil Biscuit. Again, great track. And 00:36:48.250 --> 00:36:51.050 I know what you're saying there. I mean, I remember 00:36:51.050 --> 00:36:52.789 watching the very first Mission Impossible and 00:36:52.789 --> 00:36:55.929 just thinking, I'm a bit bored with this. And 00:36:55.929 --> 00:36:57.909 then actually sitting and watching it the second 00:36:57.909 --> 00:37:01.190 time and giving it a bit more, actually, I'll 00:37:01.190 --> 00:37:04.210 give a damn about it this time and just really 00:37:04.210 --> 00:37:06.610 loving it. It's great watching the first one 00:37:06.610 --> 00:37:08.210 again because I really like the first one. I 00:37:08.210 --> 00:37:10.690 love John Boy. Well, the first one is fantastic. 00:37:11.639 --> 00:37:13.900 purely mission impossible it's exactly as you 00:37:13.900 --> 00:37:17.099 expect it to be and i think that's where maybe 00:37:17.099 --> 00:37:19.300 i don't enjoy the mission impossible franchise 00:37:19.300 --> 00:37:21.440 as much because it just keeps getting more and 00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:24.260 more over the top the first one was perfect there 00:37:24.260 --> 00:37:27.539 was espionage in it it wasn't james bond it was 00:37:27.539 --> 00:37:30.400 mission impossible we had some really funky gadgets 00:37:30.400 --> 00:37:33.809 that kind of really played out nicely That's 00:37:33.809 --> 00:37:36.289 kind of all you needed. But then it kind of started 00:37:36.289 --> 00:37:38.309 getting into two. And again, two was more an 00:37:38.309 --> 00:37:39.909 action film. It was just John Woo being John 00:37:39.909 --> 00:37:42.590 Woo, more than a Mission Impossible film. Then 00:37:42.590 --> 00:37:45.409 three, we really start heading into the territory 00:37:45.409 --> 00:37:48.070 of, okay, this is becoming more science fiction 00:37:48.070 --> 00:37:51.349 than an action kind of adventure. Well, three 00:37:51.349 --> 00:37:53.809 is when he's kind of, he's not an agent anymore. 00:37:53.869 --> 00:37:57.610 He's training the agents, number three. I can't 00:37:57.610 --> 00:37:59.449 remember. Because that's when he gets married. 00:38:00.090 --> 00:38:02.190 Is it? I thought the third one... Again, I couldn't 00:38:02.190 --> 00:38:03.670 even tell you. Because I'm pretty sure... The 00:38:03.670 --> 00:38:06.130 third one's the one that opens with the girl 00:38:06.130 --> 00:38:09.150 dying on the aircraft. He doesn't get to them 00:38:09.150 --> 00:38:11.469 in time and whatever the thing they've stuck 00:38:11.469 --> 00:38:13.070 in her head goes off and it melts her brain. 00:38:13.250 --> 00:38:17.510 And it opens up with the guy from Lost dying. 00:38:19.670 --> 00:38:23.329 And... Is that three? Am I getting them wrong? 00:38:23.530 --> 00:38:26.269 Because my head's mangling them all together. 00:38:26.369 --> 00:38:29.579 I thought the third one... started with the, 00:38:29.679 --> 00:38:32.860 they rescue some agents and there's something 00:38:32.860 --> 00:38:35.880 been stuck in her head. Yeah. And her, basically 00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:39.119 she goes cross -eyed when it goes off. I could 00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:42.119 be wrong. I think, no, yeah, you might be right. 00:38:42.219 --> 00:38:44.579 And I'm getting them mixed up. But you've been 00:38:44.579 --> 00:38:46.239 watching them back. You've been binging them. 00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:48.019 So it wouldn't surprise me if it's got mixed 00:38:48.019 --> 00:38:54.900 up. No, okay, no, number three is, you're right, 00:38:54.980 --> 00:38:56.880 number three is the one where he has the thing 00:38:56.880 --> 00:38:59.320 in his head. Yeah, brain bomb. Blonde girl death. 00:38:59.800 --> 00:39:02.139 That's what the YouTube video is. Am I then on, 00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:05.800 is Rogue Nation? See, I've not seen anything 00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:09.079 past three. Rogue Nation might be the one I'm 00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:18.500 thinking of then. Which one? Okay, well, whatever 00:39:18.500 --> 00:39:20.920 one. Fucking hell, who cares? Look, anyway, I've 00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:22.260 been watching Mission Impossible. We're watching 00:39:22.260 --> 00:39:23.619 them all. I'm getting them all confused. It's 00:39:23.619 --> 00:39:27.960 like Existence all over again. You listen. On 00:39:27.960 --> 00:39:30.579 this ship, you're to refer to me as idiot, not 00:39:30.579 --> 00:39:34.760 you, Captain. I mean, you know what I mean. Calling 00:39:34.760 --> 00:39:38.880 me dickhead. Existence is paused. Because I got 00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:42.900 to the record bar before you said bumhole. Right. 00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:49.409 Space Bulls. Oh, it's dated, isn't it? Is it 00:39:49.409 --> 00:39:56.789 1987? 87. Oh, it's dated. Well, it's a good job 00:39:56.789 --> 00:40:01.449 Mel Brooks is Jewish. Put it that way. It's a 00:40:01.449 --> 00:40:06.230 really good job he's Jewish. Otherwise, it would 00:40:06.230 --> 00:40:08.789 be a bit awkward, some of it. Some of it I did 00:40:08.789 --> 00:40:12.090 get. I absolutely love the film, but there are 00:40:12.090 --> 00:40:15.409 some jokes in it I don't get. Like, I don't know 00:40:15.409 --> 00:40:18.630 what Schwartz is. I know it's a play on of the 00:40:18.630 --> 00:40:22.230 force, but I don't know what it means. Can you 00:40:22.230 --> 00:40:24.070 enlighten me what it means? I didn't Google it. 00:40:24.550 --> 00:40:27.889 Well, Schwartz is used for the colour black, 00:40:27.909 --> 00:40:32.750 but within Yiddish terms, Jewish terms, I don't 00:40:32.750 --> 00:40:34.469 know, to be honest. I just always assumed it 00:40:34.469 --> 00:40:37.949 was just a Jewish -sounding word that they'd 00:40:37.949 --> 00:40:41.010 used. Well, that's what I took it as, but Yogurt 00:40:41.010 --> 00:40:47.590 kept saying it, so... I mean, there are. So it's 00:40:47.590 --> 00:40:51.909 really hard because I would say on the most part, 00:40:52.210 --> 00:40:56.789 the film is fairly well paced. But there are 00:40:56.789 --> 00:41:00.190 some parts of the film where you just feel like 00:41:00.190 --> 00:41:02.869 wherever the joke's gone. I think Mel was on 00:41:02.869 --> 00:41:05.170 mushrooms when he conceived of this thing. Oh, 00:41:05.289 --> 00:41:11.829 yeah. There were drugs involved. It's just. Yes. 00:41:12.510 --> 00:41:15.449 I enjoy it. I love the film. It's funny as hell. 00:41:15.590 --> 00:41:18.070 I love it to bits. I always love it. Miranda's 00:41:18.070 --> 00:41:20.570 never even heard of it. And she was working with 00:41:20.570 --> 00:41:22.010 it on the background. I heard her going, ha! 00:41:22.710 --> 00:41:24.769 Like that every now and again when it was saying 00:41:24.769 --> 00:41:28.429 stuff. But I mean, opening with the stupidly 00:41:28.429 --> 00:41:32.110 long spaceship is just such a brilliant way to 00:41:32.110 --> 00:41:34.110 do it. What a great model, by the way, too. Well, 00:41:34.130 --> 00:41:36.429 all the models are done brilliantly in it. They've 00:41:36.429 --> 00:41:39.489 spent so much money on it. But yeah, opening 00:41:39.489 --> 00:41:43.619 a film. with basically the panning of a stupidly 00:41:43.619 --> 00:41:46.079 long spaceship, where every moment you think, 00:41:46.139 --> 00:41:48.099 right, that's it, it's done. No, we're going 00:41:48.099 --> 00:41:49.840 to drag it on another 10 seconds. And it goes 00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:54.699 on. Oh, does it go on? It goes on. I feel like 00:41:54.699 --> 00:41:57.539 all of the kind of effects were better than Star 00:41:57.539 --> 00:42:01.179 Wars. Like the cock laser beams, they were really 00:42:01.179 --> 00:42:03.960 good. Not the ones really shooting them in the 00:42:03.960 --> 00:42:07.420 cock. They were shit. The lightsaber battle was 00:42:07.420 --> 00:42:09.400 better than the Darth Vader. Oh, no, it was. 00:42:09.659 --> 00:42:12.179 Yeah, it was. The lightsaber battle is awful. 00:42:12.400 --> 00:42:14.159 No, it was so good. You can pause it and you 00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:17.099 see they've just drawn a rectangular shape over 00:42:17.099 --> 00:42:19.199 it. No, I've got to disagree with you on that. 00:42:19.320 --> 00:42:21.639 I think it was better than the Star Wars, didn't 00:42:21.639 --> 00:42:23.539 it? I love when it just twists up. It's like, 00:42:23.599 --> 00:42:27.039 oh, I hate it when I get my shorts stuck. Hang 00:42:27.039 --> 00:42:29.059 on, I'll put my leg up here and I'll tug it off. 00:42:29.300 --> 00:42:32.340 And they did a great episode 11. Yeah. Touch. 00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:34.980 Just absolutely classic, yeah. Okay, we're going 00:42:34.980 --> 00:42:37.119 to do... Now, Jordan Lucas was a huge fan of 00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:39.360 the film. Oh, good. He was a huge fan of the 00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:41.920 screenplay. He was a huge fan of the film. The 00:42:41.920 --> 00:42:44.360 one thing he said, and this is very... Which 00:42:44.360 --> 00:42:47.579 is why you won't find much until fairly recently, 00:42:47.619 --> 00:42:51.539 I think. He told them, you can parody anything 00:42:51.539 --> 00:42:53.420 of Star Wars. You can rip the piss out of Star 00:42:53.420 --> 00:42:55.039 Wars. You can do anything you want with Star 00:42:55.039 --> 00:42:59.880 Wars. You cannot merchandise the film, though. 00:43:00.369 --> 00:43:02.050 And is that why they have all the merchandise 00:43:02.050 --> 00:43:04.130 in the film? That's why Yogurt has the whole 00:43:04.130 --> 00:43:06.690 piece. The only person that can merchandise the 00:43:06.690 --> 00:43:12.349 film is Yogurt. That was really funny because 00:43:12.349 --> 00:43:15.750 after that point, you see the merchandise everywhere. 00:43:16.230 --> 00:43:19.030 The entire thing is just full of it, which is 00:43:19.030 --> 00:43:21.110 hilarious. I love it. It's like the shaving foam 00:43:21.110 --> 00:43:25.050 scene and it's Spaceballs, the shaving foam. 00:43:25.329 --> 00:43:27.090 Yeah, basically it's every single item but just 00:43:27.090 --> 00:43:29.630 says Spaceballs before it. Yeah, all those little 00:43:29.630 --> 00:43:32.289 things. A few, I'm just going to quickly go, 00:43:32.309 --> 00:43:35.699 a few standout moments for me. Mr. Coffee and 00:43:35.699 --> 00:43:41.340 Mr. Radar. That really hit me so perfectly. I 00:43:41.340 --> 00:43:43.239 don't know what it was about that. I found that 00:43:43.239 --> 00:43:45.860 utterly hilarious. I always have my coffee before 00:43:45.860 --> 00:43:48.800 I look at the radar, don't I? Yes, dark helmet. 00:43:49.139 --> 00:43:51.960 And the fact that the radar machine was Mr. Radar 00:43:51.960 --> 00:43:54.559 next to the Mr. Coffee machine. Because even 00:43:54.559 --> 00:43:55.880 Miranda was laughing at that. But the problem 00:43:55.880 --> 00:43:58.659 is, and not the problem, but the point is, that's 00:43:58.659 --> 00:44:00.599 the same humour that we got in Police Academy. 00:44:00.780 --> 00:44:04.219 We got in Hot Shots particularly. Yeah. I mean, 00:44:04.239 --> 00:44:06.800 Hot Shots, just full stop, you got all of that 00:44:06.800 --> 00:44:09.860 in there, didn't you? I feel like they do it 00:44:09.860 --> 00:44:12.199 better than this. This feels like a mismatch 00:44:12.199 --> 00:44:14.500 of all of them. Well, it's difficult, isn't it? 00:44:14.500 --> 00:44:15.980 Because if you look at the Mel Brooks films, 00:44:16.099 --> 00:44:22.099 Young Frankenstein, oh, blimey, Blazing Saddles. 00:44:22.179 --> 00:44:25.159 Well, that's great. Let's face it, Blazing Saddles 00:44:25.159 --> 00:44:26.980 is one of these ones that probably should be 00:44:26.980 --> 00:44:29.579 cancelled, but God, don't, because it's so fucking 00:44:29.579 --> 00:44:33.070 brilliant. This, out of all the Mel Brooks films 00:44:33.070 --> 00:44:36.130 that I can think of, is probably the lowest point. 00:44:36.670 --> 00:44:40.190 It's still a brilliant film, but when you consider 00:44:40.190 --> 00:44:43.250 how funny Mel Brooks can be and what he can create, 00:44:43.630 --> 00:44:47.250 it's on the lower spectrum of them. But things, 00:44:47.329 --> 00:44:49.510 as you say, Mr. Coffee and Mr. Ray, that's just 00:44:49.510 --> 00:44:52.389 beautiful. That simple looking at the screen 00:44:52.389 --> 00:44:54.969 and then the gentle pan out and it's Mr. Coffee. 00:44:56.239 --> 00:44:59.000 in the same shot than this gentle pan right and 00:44:59.000 --> 00:45:02.099 there's mr radar it's like yeah that's just wonderful 00:45:02.099 --> 00:45:04.900 yeah just the thought process in there breaking 00:45:04.900 --> 00:45:08.199 the fourth wall when they're like i know what 00:45:08.199 --> 00:45:11.019 we can do we'll watch space balls the movie yeah 00:45:11.019 --> 00:45:15.019 yeah when is this happening then now when yeah 00:45:15.019 --> 00:45:17.320 we do a few times that they say they do that 00:45:17.320 --> 00:45:21.449 then they do a quick zoom in and headbutt helmet 00:45:21.449 --> 00:45:25.389 and then also they zap the sound man don't they 00:45:25.389 --> 00:45:27.489 when they're doing the lightsaber yeah and my 00:45:27.489 --> 00:45:29.869 other standout moment was john hurt having the 00:45:29.869 --> 00:45:32.070 alien come out and dance in the bar right not 00:45:32.070 --> 00:45:34.929 again yeah that was really good because i completely 00:45:34.929 --> 00:45:37.309 forgot about that and then to see that scene 00:45:37.309 --> 00:45:39.309 again i thought it was brilliant anyway yeah 00:45:39.309 --> 00:45:45.949 interestingly so many people mistake that alien 00:45:45.949 --> 00:45:47.929 model as something that was used in red dwarf 00:45:47.929 --> 00:45:54.250 for some reason i've got no idea why It's probably 00:45:54.250 --> 00:45:56.690 because of polymorph running around. I can only 00:45:56.690 --> 00:45:59.630 assume that's it. But yeah, it's so often mixed 00:45:59.630 --> 00:46:01.030 up with red dwarf. I wonder if there's something 00:46:01.030 --> 00:46:02.929 else red dwarf that we're both not remembering. 00:46:03.110 --> 00:46:05.690 But yeah, but it's very red dwarf. You know, 00:46:05.730 --> 00:46:08.250 that's something exactly red dwarf would do. 00:46:08.690 --> 00:46:12.969 Yeah. Yeah, no, it's not. Right. So ludicrous 00:46:12.969 --> 00:46:16.170 speed. Ludicrous speed. Yeah, I love that. Absolutely. 00:46:16.449 --> 00:46:22.050 We've gone to plaid. Yeah. Pizza the Hut. That 00:46:22.050 --> 00:46:25.369 guy was disgusting. Oh, such a gross costume. 00:46:25.570 --> 00:46:28.809 Yeah. With the dripping and the oozing of stuff 00:46:28.809 --> 00:46:30.309 off it. And the bits of pepperoni falling off 00:46:30.309 --> 00:46:33.070 and the guy was eating it. It was so horrible. 00:46:33.550 --> 00:46:36.429 I love the news bit at the end. Pizza the Hut 00:46:36.429 --> 00:46:38.750 has been found dead in his limousine. He's eating 00:46:38.750 --> 00:46:41.389 himself to death. Yeah. It's so revolting. It 00:46:41.389 --> 00:46:43.829 was such a good costume because I really felt 00:46:43.829 --> 00:46:46.389 sick watching it. Yeah. The combing the desert. 00:46:46.750 --> 00:46:48.889 Always a classic part. I mean, you see that clip 00:46:48.889 --> 00:46:51.769 non -stop everywhere. But the prop for that as 00:46:51.769 --> 00:46:55.690 well is just so beautifully done. And the racial 00:46:55.690 --> 00:46:57.969 joke, the afro comb that the backdoos are using. 00:46:59.650 --> 00:47:02.369 I just, again, the punchline of it, we ain't 00:47:02.369 --> 00:47:07.670 found shit. Jamming the radar. Oh, jamming the 00:47:07.670 --> 00:47:12.389 radar. Now, if you notice, Lone Star uses strawberry 00:47:12.389 --> 00:47:16.090 jam. What does then Dark Helmet say? It's Raspberry. 00:47:16.429 --> 00:47:18.809 It's Raspberry. Yeah, with the guy who makes 00:47:18.809 --> 00:47:21.230 all the funny noises, that actor. Yeah, absolutely 00:47:21.230 --> 00:47:25.630 brilliant. And if you look at the trivia section 00:47:25.630 --> 00:47:28.909 of things like IMDb, Mel Brooks said, he saved 00:47:28.909 --> 00:47:31.030 us thousands of dollars by doing all the sound 00:47:31.030 --> 00:47:34.989 effects for us. Michael Winslow. Oh, yeah, that's 00:47:34.989 --> 00:47:39.590 it. And when Mel himself, because he's playing 00:47:39.590 --> 00:47:44.280 the main bad guy, isn't he? It really kept close 00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:46.500 to my heart when he's complaining about the beaming. 00:47:47.139 --> 00:47:49.639 I was like, oh, me and Mel must be coming from 00:47:49.639 --> 00:47:51.920 the same place here about not trusting the beaming. 00:47:51.920 --> 00:47:55.019 I love the peri -air that he has to start with. 00:47:55.059 --> 00:47:58.420 It's like, beaming? But I'm not sure. The depth 00:47:58.420 --> 00:48:01.420 of ripping the piss out of Star Trek. I'm sure 00:48:01.420 --> 00:48:03.019 it must be an interlock problem. Interlock one, 00:48:03.199 --> 00:48:07.739 two, three, four. Snotty beamed me twice last 00:48:07.739 --> 00:48:13.280 night. Yes. beautifully a beautiful just pierced 00:48:13.280 --> 00:48:16.519 tape because it wasn't just we're using the whole 00:48:16.519 --> 00:48:20.360 beaming thing they did the techno babble yeah 00:48:20.360 --> 00:48:24.199 and it's just that's what you need just doing 00:48:24.199 --> 00:48:25.960 a like a transport thing that could have been 00:48:25.960 --> 00:48:30.099 anything sci -fi but the techno babylon top yeah 00:48:30.099 --> 00:48:33.079 done exactly as it was in like the original series 00:48:33.079 --> 00:48:35.519 is perfect and what i like is they're using it 00:48:35.519 --> 00:48:37.780 like what my main complaint from discovery was 00:48:37.780 --> 00:48:40.219 is that he beamed over and then he was fucked 00:48:40.219 --> 00:48:42.260 up his head was on backwards being back and then 00:48:42.260 --> 00:48:44.780 he just walked through the fucking door he was 00:48:44.780 --> 00:48:47.360 exactly it's just like it wasn't even needed 00:48:47.360 --> 00:48:51.320 it's just that that joke It's amazing. Yeah, 00:48:51.340 --> 00:48:54.179 it's a really fun joke. Because as I complained 00:48:54.179 --> 00:48:56.199 about Discovery, why is everyone just... No, 00:48:56.260 --> 00:48:57.820 everyone would be fat because everyone's beaming 00:48:57.820 --> 00:49:00.780 everywhere. It's ridiculous. Oh, yeah, what else 00:49:00.780 --> 00:49:05.179 we've got? Calling Dot Matrix the C -3PO character. 00:49:05.659 --> 00:49:10.539 Yeah. Just again, it's just... But the costume 00:49:10.539 --> 00:49:13.699 there. So apparently that costume, they built 00:49:13.699 --> 00:49:15.739 three of them and went through all of them in 00:49:15.739 --> 00:49:18.480 filming. They all got destroyed through either 00:49:18.480 --> 00:49:20.860 accidents or just being worn too much on set. 00:49:21.159 --> 00:49:26.280 So they built three of those. Did you notice 00:49:26.280 --> 00:49:28.360 that none of them ever wore helmets when they're 00:49:28.360 --> 00:49:31.440 in the void of space? They literally had a ladder 00:49:31.440 --> 00:49:36.639 going between Lone Star's ship and the Mercedes. 00:49:37.659 --> 00:49:39.940 It was a ladder and they're just climbing down 00:49:39.940 --> 00:49:42.440 the ladder in the fucking vastness of space. 00:49:42.659 --> 00:49:45.219 And the same when they go to the CAF. at the 00:49:45.219 --> 00:49:47.159 end of the diner, they're just parked like an 00:49:47.159 --> 00:49:50.239 asteroid or something, just walking from their 00:49:50.239 --> 00:49:55.940 ship to it. Right, okay. So I've just asked ChatGPT, 00:49:55.960 --> 00:50:00.719 by the way, the Schwartz, a parody of the Force. 00:50:00.940 --> 00:50:03.079 So in Star Wars, the Force, blah, blah, we know 00:50:03.079 --> 00:50:05.960 that much. So Schwartz is a common Jewish surname 00:50:05.960 --> 00:50:08.360 and also the Yiddish -German word for black. 00:50:08.679 --> 00:50:13.710 Mel Brooks, who is Jewish. No. Often laced his 00:50:13.710 --> 00:50:15.809 films with Jewish humour and Yiddish wordplay, 00:50:15.969 --> 00:50:18.369 using Schwartz as a spoof of something as spiritual 00:50:18.369 --> 00:50:20.269 and epic as The Force Wars classic Mel Brooks 00:50:20.269 --> 00:50:25.570 movie, blah, blah, blah. It just basically, it's 00:50:25.570 --> 00:50:30.150 just a word. It has nothing to do with, there's 00:50:30.150 --> 00:50:32.389 no specialness to it. It is just the word black 00:50:32.389 --> 00:50:34.809 or as common surname within the Jewish community. 00:50:39.079 --> 00:50:44.099 Yeah, I mean, you could say what this is trying 00:50:44.099 --> 00:50:46.639 to say here is that you could consider it a double 00:50:46.639 --> 00:50:49.800 entendre. May the Schwartz be with you sounds 00:50:49.800 --> 00:50:54.500 suspiciously like a euphemism even, especially 00:50:54.500 --> 00:50:56.780 when characters pull out glowing rings or compare 00:50:56.780 --> 00:51:00.159 whose Schwartz is bigger. So I kind of understand 00:51:00.159 --> 00:51:03.380 that. But no, it's just typical wordplay, I think, 00:51:03.420 --> 00:51:07.300 for it. Yeah. I like Dot Matrix's Virgin Alarm. 00:51:08.940 --> 00:51:12.300 That was good. But I think one character we've 00:51:12.300 --> 00:51:14.500 not even... Well, two. So you've got Bill Pullman, 00:51:14.619 --> 00:51:17.860 legendary actor, went on to play the United States 00:51:17.860 --> 00:51:19.800 President in Independence Day. He did, yeah. 00:51:20.079 --> 00:51:22.500 I did wonder if there was any tie to that, because 00:51:22.500 --> 00:51:26.260 when they go down and crash on the planet, he 00:51:26.260 --> 00:51:29.079 puts out an SOS going, Eagle 5 down. I thought... 00:51:29.469 --> 00:51:31.690 What was his number in Independence? He was Eagle 00:51:31.690 --> 00:51:34.010 1 in Independence Day. I was thinking that would 00:51:34.010 --> 00:51:35.769 have been so good of Independence Day. They'd 00:51:35.769 --> 00:51:38.170 give him the call sign Eagle 5 as a tie back 00:51:38.170 --> 00:51:39.670 to that. Yeah, that would have been fun. But 00:51:39.670 --> 00:51:43.449 no, they didn't, sadly. But John Candy. Yeah, 00:51:43.530 --> 00:51:45.789 John Candy, yeah. I mean, the legendary John 00:51:45.789 --> 00:51:50.670 Candy, God rest his soul, is just underutilized, 00:51:50.670 --> 00:51:52.889 if anything. His character's brilliant in it. 00:51:53.050 --> 00:51:55.280 I mean, you've got... Barth. What's it short 00:51:55.280 --> 00:52:00.460 for? What's your full name? Bartholomew. He's 00:52:00.460 --> 00:52:02.760 a bit of a naughty boy too because he uses his 00:52:02.760 --> 00:52:06.159 tail to shove out that woman's skirt and stuff. 00:52:06.400 --> 00:52:11.039 I can't help it. He doesn't mind his own. I just 00:52:11.039 --> 00:52:13.340 do think he was underutilised in the film for 00:52:13.340 --> 00:52:18.280 the man and his comedy status. I mean, planes, 00:52:18.320 --> 00:52:22.980 trains and automobiles. Uncle Buck. I mean, you 00:52:22.980 --> 00:52:25.079 consider how underutilized he is in Home Alone, 00:52:25.280 --> 00:52:27.000 to be fair, where he's just playing a bloody 00:52:27.000 --> 00:52:30.199 musician. Yeah. They could have done so much 00:52:30.199 --> 00:52:34.000 more with him. He's just a legendary actor in 00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:37.739 my books. I mean, things like Cool Runnings. 00:52:38.519 --> 00:52:42.019 You couldn't expect a better character to be 00:52:42.019 --> 00:52:44.420 played by a person like John Candy. And it's 00:52:44.420 --> 00:52:47.320 just like this character doesn't get as much 00:52:47.320 --> 00:52:51.539 as I would have liked him to. Yeah, yeah. Did 00:52:51.539 --> 00:52:52.719 you notice when they were doing the merchandise, 00:52:53.119 --> 00:52:55.199 they had the Spaceballs comic? Yes. Did you notice 00:52:55.199 --> 00:52:58.119 what it was? No, I didn't. It was just Transformers. 00:52:58.119 --> 00:53:01.760 It had Optimus Prime on the front of it. Which, 00:53:01.840 --> 00:53:04.460 of course, takes us to the Transformers piss 00:53:04.460 --> 00:53:08.239 take. Spaceballs 1 turning into a giant transformer. 00:53:08.519 --> 00:53:11.320 Yeah, it was like the... It was like the Statue 00:53:11.320 --> 00:53:13.340 of Liberty. Voltron transformer, Statue of Liberty. 00:53:13.440 --> 00:53:16.760 Yeah. Yeah. And sucking all of the 10 ,000 years 00:53:16.760 --> 00:53:18.539 of air. I love how when they put it on blow, 00:53:18.659 --> 00:53:20.559 all the trees just get blown back into place. 00:53:21.380 --> 00:53:24.519 Oh, is it? I've got so many notes. I'm just naming 00:53:24.519 --> 00:53:26.860 parts in the film because there's so many little 00:53:26.860 --> 00:53:30.739 bits. The code, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. And they're like, 00:53:30.820 --> 00:53:33.619 oh, that'd be the code for some idiot's... Suitcase. 00:53:33.679 --> 00:53:35.320 And then he comes, Mel comes in and he's like, 00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:38.280 oh, that's the same code as my suitcase. That's 00:53:38.280 --> 00:53:42.440 just how everyone is. One, one, one, two, two, 00:53:42.639 --> 00:53:47.539 two. Oh, yeah. And he gets taught how to do the 00:53:47.539 --> 00:53:49.260 Vulcan neck pinch properly on the person he's 00:53:49.260 --> 00:53:53.460 doing the neck pinch to. Oh, this. I'm just going, 00:53:53.539 --> 00:53:56.099 just going down. I loved all the Cox apps. They 00:53:56.099 --> 00:54:00.079 were funny. I mean. Moving away from the kind 00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:02.880 of... I am very fond of the film. I remember 00:54:02.880 --> 00:54:05.179 watching it when I was younger. Don't realise 00:54:05.179 --> 00:54:07.619 how much swearing is in it until recently watching 00:54:07.619 --> 00:54:11.719 it again. It's a Mel Brooks film. It's kind of 00:54:11.719 --> 00:54:17.659 expected, I guess. I think it does feel a bit 00:54:17.659 --> 00:54:20.940 more dated than a lot of his. Maybe not Blazing 00:54:20.940 --> 00:54:23.559 Saddle so much, but Young Frankenstein, for example, 00:54:23.679 --> 00:54:25.900 this feels very dated in comparison to that. 00:54:26.880 --> 00:54:31.719 And I would say... comparing it to other spoof 00:54:31.719 --> 00:54:37.079 films of the time and even newer ones. So let's 00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:40.519 say Hot Shots 1, Hot Shots 2, come a bit more 00:54:40.519 --> 00:54:43.719 modern, Scary Movie, Not Another Teen Movie. 00:54:43.880 --> 00:54:45.460 And I'm not saying Not Another Teen Movie is 00:54:45.460 --> 00:54:49.219 a good film. It's got its moments. I'm not saying 00:54:49.219 --> 00:54:51.420 Scary Movie is a good film, but it's a good film. 00:54:51.440 --> 00:54:53.739 I like it. I don't care what anyone says to that 00:54:53.739 --> 00:54:59.199 one. It does feel very much like the pacing is 00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:02.639 off. Spaceballs wants to be a spoof movie. It 00:55:02.639 --> 00:55:05.780 is a spoof movie, but there are just parts of 00:55:05.780 --> 00:55:08.780 it that do just fall flat. What's the equivalent 00:55:08.780 --> 00:55:11.880 of this now? I don't think we've got anything 00:55:11.880 --> 00:55:14.659 really now. I mean, the closest we've got would 00:55:14.659 --> 00:55:18.239 be Red Dwarf with the same era. So if we were 00:55:18.239 --> 00:55:20.539 going to just go kind of with a spoof sci -fi 00:55:20.539 --> 00:55:23.039 TV series, it would be Hyperdrive, which was 00:55:23.039 --> 00:55:25.880 God knows how many years ago with Nick Frost. 00:55:26.400 --> 00:55:30.539 But any of those films, like Naked Gun, that 00:55:30.539 --> 00:55:33.400 kind of film, other than the one they're doing, 00:55:34.380 --> 00:55:39.579 what's the equivalent now? Ted? Would that be 00:55:39.579 --> 00:55:43.199 an equivalent? Because I was thinking like, the 00:55:43.199 --> 00:55:45.780 office is just kind of like, the American office 00:55:45.780 --> 00:55:51.840 is just, you know, a sitcom. Yeah. I can't think. 00:55:52.329 --> 00:55:54.809 So someone's going to message and say, I can't 00:55:54.809 --> 00:55:58.050 think of an equivalent to it now. You know, that 00:55:58.050 --> 00:56:03.809 just complete ridiculousness of all of those 00:56:03.809 --> 00:56:09.010 shows. No, you're right. There isn't. It's like 00:56:09.010 --> 00:56:13.670 Family Guy. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I 00:56:13.670 --> 00:56:15.369 think the closest we've got to it is animated. 00:56:15.369 --> 00:56:16.710 It's going to be South Park. It's going to be 00:56:16.710 --> 00:56:21.300 Family Guy. Though it shows that we haven't got 00:56:21.300 --> 00:56:25.719 anything. The American dad. Yeah, not so much, 00:56:25.719 --> 00:56:28.639 I guess. But yeah, you're right, we do. But I 00:56:28.639 --> 00:56:33.300 wouldn't say there's much or anyone's brave enough, 00:56:33.360 --> 00:56:35.380 I should guess I should say, because let's face 00:56:35.380 --> 00:56:38.199 it, not many people are going to be willing to... 00:56:38.699 --> 00:56:41.420 I bet they are. It's just the places won't pay 00:56:41.420 --> 00:56:42.519 them. No one's willing to do it, yeah. I bet 00:56:42.519 --> 00:56:43.300 there's loads of people that would make them. 00:56:43.300 --> 00:56:45.219 If someone actually said we'd do it, I bet you 00:56:45.219 --> 00:56:47.300 could easily find someone to broadcast it. It's 00:56:47.300 --> 00:56:48.900 just I think people will think that they won't 00:56:48.900 --> 00:56:53.659 get. Film -wise, the closest I can think of, 00:56:53.800 --> 00:56:55.300 and it's just bugging me because I've been looking 00:56:55.300 --> 00:56:58.679 at it, was a film called The Other Guys. And 00:56:58.679 --> 00:57:03.039 that was Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell. Will 00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:06.460 Ferrell plays a fairly kind of, he's just an 00:57:06.460 --> 00:57:10.300 office jockey kind of. police officer. Wahlberg 00:57:10.300 --> 00:57:12.659 wants to be back on the street and in all the 00:57:12.659 --> 00:57:15.539 action, but he's got PTSD. Yeah. And they end 00:57:15.539 --> 00:57:18.860 up having to try and solve a crumb. Have you 00:57:18.860 --> 00:57:20.639 ever seen it? No, I've heard of it. I wanted 00:57:20.639 --> 00:57:22.519 to watch it, but I think maybe all of Will Ferrell's 00:57:22.519 --> 00:57:24.340 films are kind of like that, you know? Yeah, 00:57:24.360 --> 00:57:28.400 I'm going to have to, I'll show you the clip 00:57:28.400 --> 00:57:31.019 from the other guys. It's the funniest part of 00:57:31.019 --> 00:57:33.860 the movie, which is sad because there's lots 00:57:33.860 --> 00:57:36.000 and lots of brilliant bits. There's the police 00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:39.159 commissioner who they keep on upsetting throughout 00:57:39.159 --> 00:57:43.659 all of it is singing Waterfalls by TLC. And every 00:57:43.659 --> 00:57:46.179 time he's been injured or they talk to him, he 00:57:46.179 --> 00:57:49.800 gives them a line of the lyric from Waterfall. 00:57:49.820 --> 00:57:52.360 And Will Ferrell was like, that's just TLC. He's 00:57:52.360 --> 00:57:53.500 like, I don't know what you're talking about, 00:57:53.579 --> 00:57:56.599 man. And then at the end of it, he's literally 00:57:56.599 --> 00:57:59.900 quoting it verbatim. It's just one of those little 00:57:59.900 --> 00:58:02.179 ongoing jokes, and that's what makes me think 00:58:02.179 --> 00:58:04.699 of this. But I don't think we've had anything 00:58:04.699 --> 00:58:10.039 recently, except the Naked Gun remake, that you 00:58:10.039 --> 00:58:15.079 could say is similar. I would say the era of 00:58:15.079 --> 00:58:18.900 those not -another -teen movies, so not -another 00:58:18.900 --> 00:58:20.860 -superhero movie, all of those, and they were 00:58:20.860 --> 00:58:25.349 bad. Again, Teen Movie is actually quite funny. 00:58:25.949 --> 00:58:28.190 But everything after that that came, it just 00:58:28.190 --> 00:58:30.510 kept on getting worse and worse. And this is 00:58:30.510 --> 00:58:33.010 just stupid. And then there's Scary Movie. Scary 00:58:33.010 --> 00:58:36.309 Movie 1, 2. Actually, you know what? I quite 00:58:36.309 --> 00:58:38.150 like all of those. I don't know if I can say 00:58:38.150 --> 00:58:40.190 anything about Scary Movie. I like the one with 00:58:40.190 --> 00:58:41.489 Charlie Sheen where they're ripping the piss 00:58:41.489 --> 00:58:44.429 out of signs. I guess, is it Superhero Movie 00:58:44.429 --> 00:58:46.670 is another one? Superhero Movie. Yeah, there 00:58:46.670 --> 00:58:50.019 you go. That's another one. Yeah, they just took 00:58:50.019 --> 00:58:53.760 it too far, and I think it became a very... That's 00:58:53.760 --> 00:58:57.159 what it became. People thought of spoof movies, 00:58:57.320 --> 00:59:01.840 not of Police Academy, of Hot Shots, of Spaceballs. 00:59:01.940 --> 00:59:05.280 What they thought of was, oh, superhero movie. 00:59:06.159 --> 00:59:10.679 And people just went off them. Yeah, I actually 00:59:10.679 --> 00:59:12.840 think scary movies are probably the closest ones, 00:59:13.039 --> 00:59:19.190 really. Yeah. I like it. you know thinking about 00:59:19.190 --> 00:59:21.789 the most so final thoughts on it would you reckon 00:59:21.789 --> 00:59:25.650 oh i mean it's brilliant fun spoof sci -fi you 00:59:25.650 --> 00:59:28.130 can't get away from you can't get away from a 00:59:28.130 --> 00:59:30.949 giant spaceship that turns into a giant mechanized 00:59:30.949 --> 00:59:34.570 made with a vacuum cleaner a flying winnebago 00:59:34.570 --> 00:59:40.030 a cameo from the millennium falcon is in the 00:59:40.030 --> 00:59:42.170 film as well i'll take it you spotted that i 00:59:42.170 --> 00:59:45.590 don't think i did oh dear i don't think on your 00:59:45.590 --> 00:59:51.250 phone go to google images Okay. And look up Spaceballs 00:59:51.250 --> 00:59:54.510 Space Diner. So the final scene that you saw, 00:59:54.650 --> 00:59:57.409 the Millennium Falcon is parked up next to the 00:59:57.409 --> 01:00:01.230 Space Diner. Just before we see John Hurt, it's 01:00:01.230 --> 01:00:04.730 sat there on the parking space. There he is. 01:00:04.750 --> 01:00:09.469 How funny. Yeah. And what else was I... Oh, I've 01:00:09.469 --> 01:00:13.170 just lost it from my mind. He's lost his mind, 01:00:13.309 --> 01:00:16.429 ladies and gentlemen. Lost my mind. It was going 01:00:16.429 --> 01:00:18.949 to be another kind of film that is like these 01:00:18.949 --> 01:00:21.630 films that's instantly gone from my brain. Well, 01:00:21.670 --> 01:00:22.809 I'm going to pause it in a minute and it will 01:00:22.809 --> 01:00:25.289 come to my brain. But yeah, it's the same. I 01:00:25.289 --> 01:00:28.309 really enjoyed it. It's a good, fun film. Don't 01:00:28.309 --> 01:00:33.030 expect too much of it. If you're one of these 01:00:33.030 --> 01:00:35.510 diehard, it's got to be a sensible film. But 01:00:35.510 --> 01:00:37.130 if you're happy watching something that is just 01:00:37.130 --> 01:00:42.269 fun and spoof, it's up there with those films. 01:00:42.349 --> 01:00:45.070 That type of film, this is kind of the DNA of 01:00:45.070 --> 01:00:49.480 it. Yeah. So a little addendum there. You're 01:00:49.480 --> 01:00:51.659 quite right with what you've just said. What 01:00:51.659 --> 01:00:53.679 three films were you thinking about that went 01:00:53.679 --> 01:00:55.820 out of your mind? Austin Powers. Austin Powers. 01:00:55.980 --> 01:01:01.539 They are, again, early 2000s, which is similar 01:01:01.539 --> 01:01:04.039 to kind of the scary movies era that we all kind 01:01:04.039 --> 01:01:05.699 of know. I mean, I'm guessing actually Austin 01:01:05.699 --> 01:01:07.599 Powers is probably older than we think it is. 01:01:07.619 --> 01:01:12.349 I bet you that was, I'm going to say 98. Yeah, 01:01:12.489 --> 01:01:14.909 probably is, yeah. Yeah, so it's probably, it 01:01:14.909 --> 01:01:17.550 may even be older than I think then. Let's have 01:01:17.550 --> 01:01:20.869 a look here. Austin Powers, Goldmember was 2002. 01:01:22.230 --> 01:01:24.550 Spy Who Shagged Me was 99. Yeah, Man of Mystery, 01:01:24.630 --> 01:01:28.630 97. Yeah. So a lot older than I remember it being. 01:01:28.769 --> 01:01:32.869 But yeah, that was the era of those films when 01:01:32.869 --> 01:01:35.469 they were still good. Then we got Scary Movie. 01:01:35.590 --> 01:01:37.969 And again, how old is Scary Movie now, dare I 01:01:37.969 --> 01:01:42.159 ask? Oh, yeah. Let me have a very quick... 2000. 01:01:43.059 --> 01:01:45.940 There were six scary movies. Yeah, there's a 01:01:45.940 --> 01:01:48.139 lot of them. Oh, fuck that. No, I only ever saw 01:01:48.139 --> 01:01:50.199 Scary Movie 3. I don't think I've seen any of 01:01:50.199 --> 01:01:51.940 the others. I think I only saw two or three. 01:01:52.599 --> 01:01:54.900 Oh, I might dig some of them out, but they sound 01:01:54.900 --> 01:01:59.000 awful. Oh, Scary Movie 6 is 2026. Oh. So they're 01:01:59.000 --> 01:02:00.519 filming it at the moment. The Wayans Brothers. 01:02:00.860 --> 01:02:02.599 Yeah. Okay, at least they're both still in it. 01:02:02.780 --> 01:02:12.800 Well, Marlon Wayans is in there anyway. What 01:02:12.800 --> 01:02:17.840 about you guys? We ain't found shit. Right. Next 01:02:17.840 --> 01:02:21.840 episode. Next episode. We were just having a 01:02:21.840 --> 01:02:23.920 discussion because I hadn't prepared. It has 01:02:23.920 --> 01:02:27.320 been decided we're going to watch Men in Black 01:02:27.320 --> 01:02:30.619 International. Which was released in 2019. It 01:02:30.619 --> 01:02:32.460 stars one of the Hemsworths. I think it's Chris 01:02:32.460 --> 01:02:37.059 Hemsworth. And I was thoroughly disappointed 01:02:37.059 --> 01:02:41.280 by it. I don't know if I've seen it. Doubt you 01:02:41.280 --> 01:02:43.860 have. I remember it's nearly two hours long. 01:02:44.099 --> 01:02:49.019 Ooh. Yeah. As a fun sci -fi film, and I don't 01:02:49.019 --> 01:02:51.099 know how long the first one was. That's nearly 01:02:51.099 --> 01:02:53.440 as long as the episodes that we do. Well, there 01:02:53.440 --> 01:02:57.420 you go. So that means that episode's going to 01:02:57.420 --> 01:03:00.769 be... 10 hours long. Not if either of us like 01:03:00.769 --> 01:03:04.969 it. Men in Black 1997. Jeez, I remember seeing 01:03:04.969 --> 01:03:07.849 that. I adored Men in Black. Oh, I still do. 01:03:08.230 --> 01:03:10.949 It's a tough one now because Men in Black I really 01:03:10.949 --> 01:03:13.909 liked and I'm Legend I really liked. Will Smith, 01:03:14.170 --> 01:03:17.909 I don't like. Not anymore. One hour 38 for the 01:03:17.909 --> 01:03:21.349 first one. I've never seen Men in Black 2. I 01:03:21.349 --> 01:03:24.889 enjoyed Men in Black 2. Which... That then came 01:03:24.889 --> 01:03:30.670 in at 1 hour 28. Men in Black 3 I really enjoyed. 01:03:30.809 --> 01:03:32.710 I thought it was quite a clever idea. It was 01:03:32.710 --> 01:03:36.010 quite nice. It was nicely done. 1 hour 46, heading 01:03:36.010 --> 01:03:39.110 towards the too long section. But then, yeah, 01:03:39.130 --> 01:03:40.769 you've got Men in Black International, which 01:03:40.769 --> 01:03:43.329 runs at 1 hour 54 minutes. Oh, this is going 01:03:43.329 --> 01:03:45.489 to be tough. Yeah. Especially if I think it's 01:03:45.489 --> 01:03:46.730 shit. I'm not going to want to watch the whole 01:03:46.730 --> 01:03:50.019 thing. Yeah, I mean... Well, I'm going to go 01:03:50.019 --> 01:03:52.239 into it not thinking it's shit, just because 01:03:52.239 --> 01:03:53.780 you don't like it. I'm going to go into it thinking... 01:03:53.780 --> 01:03:55.239 Yeah, well, don't get me wrong. Hopefully it's 01:03:55.239 --> 01:03:58.039 good. It's got some good castings. So you've 01:03:58.039 --> 01:03:59.679 got Chris Hemsworth, you've got Tessa Thompson 01:03:59.679 --> 01:04:02.940 are our main two characters. You've got Kumail 01:04:02.940 --> 01:04:06.559 Nanjiani, which is the bloke that played the 01:04:06.559 --> 01:04:10.719 fire person in the latest Ghostbusters. Oh, he's 01:04:10.719 --> 01:04:13.480 done low, in fact. I load up his profile very 01:04:13.480 --> 01:04:16.179 quickly. He's been in all sorts. Big Sick, Life 01:04:16.179 --> 01:04:19.800 As We Know It, Stuber. Oh, he's been just in 01:04:19.800 --> 01:04:23.760 tons. Absolutely tons. I thought she was in Ragnarok. 01:04:23.760 --> 01:04:27.159 She's Valkyrie. You've got Rebecca Ferguson, 01:04:27.579 --> 01:04:31.219 Emma Thompson, Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson, isn't 01:04:31.219 --> 01:04:34.980 it? Yeah, he plays Agent High T. I mean, there's 01:04:34.980 --> 01:04:39.519 a lot of people in it. But... I just remember 01:04:39.519 --> 01:04:41.920 being very disappointed by it. So I will look 01:04:41.920 --> 01:04:44.000 forward to watching it. I may have walked into 01:04:44.000 --> 01:04:47.280 the cinema with too high an expectation of it. 01:04:47.619 --> 01:04:51.079 So re -watching it may give me a different lease 01:04:51.079 --> 01:04:52.860 and a different view to it. So would this have 01:04:52.860 --> 01:04:54.940 been the first time that these two worked together? 01:04:55.059 --> 01:04:57.940 Because she's obviously in Thor with him. So 01:04:57.940 --> 01:05:01.119 would this have been the first time they worked 01:05:01.119 --> 01:05:05.079 together, do we think? No. Let me have a... Hang 01:05:05.079 --> 01:05:06.739 on. So yes, of course, yes, you're right. She 01:05:06.739 --> 01:05:09.349 was... She's Valkyrie in Thor. She is Valkyrie 01:05:09.349 --> 01:05:13.250 and Thor. So Thor Ragnarok was 2017, so that's 01:05:13.250 --> 01:05:16.070 two years before this. So they worked together 01:05:16.070 --> 01:05:18.389 in Thor before they worked together on this. 01:05:18.409 --> 01:05:20.170 Then they were in this together. Oh, that's interesting. 01:05:20.329 --> 01:05:23.710 She's in Asgard's Wrath 2, the game. Yeah, I 01:05:23.710 --> 01:05:26.630 did just see that, yeah. That makes me feel sick, 01:05:26.630 --> 01:05:28.909 that game. Yeah, it makes me feel very, very, 01:05:28.929 --> 01:05:32.650 very ill. But anyway... 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