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The quickest way to end a miracle is to ask it

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why it is, or what it wants. It's here! Get the

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police woman back to the infirmary! Where the

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hell can I get eyes like that? I'm gonna kill

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a few people. The galactic is reporting heavy

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damage to her landing base. Ringer around 60

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degrees. We're going in. The moon's gravitational

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pull. What do we do? We die. You are the user.

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And everything you've done has been according

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to a plan, right? You wish. Hello. Hi. Welcome

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to the Untitled Sci -Fi Show. We're back, baby.

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We're back. Back again. I was going to say, you're

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back from outer space. I can't remember the words.

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We need a song that's got the word supernova

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in it. Champagne supernova in the sky. That's

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what we were doing, weren't we? It was. We were

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looking at a supernova in the sky. Oh, I've got

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one. Power Man 5000, Supernova Goes Pop. How's

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that go? Or is that literally how it goes? That's

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the song. I cannot tell you how it goes. Great

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song. Really good album. It's Tonight the Stars

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Revolt. Brilliant album. It's a kind of new metal

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album from the... I want to say early 2000s.

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I'd love it if the song actually was just sung

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in that exact way that you said it. It's Rob

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Zombie's brother. Spider Zombie. What's that

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Darth Vader sketch? Are you Jeff Vader? Are you

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Bob Zombie? The Star Wars canteen. And you know

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what? Eddie Izzard is very funny. You love Eddie

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Izzard. It's the Lego version that makes me laugh

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the most. Oh, that's the only one I know. It's

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the Lego version that makes me laugh the most.

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I'm sure the stand -up stage version was brilliant.

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As soon as it's the Lego one, it gets me every

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time. What is it? He's asking for chicken arrabbiata.

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Chicken arrabbiata, yeah. Are you Jeff Vader's

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brother? What, you're Jeff Vader? No. Right,

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let's go with it. Go on then. Take me out to

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the ball game. Take me out to the crowd. Buy

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me some peanuts and Cracker Jack. I don't care

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if I never get back. We might never get back.

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Guess the intro. I purposely didn't listen to

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the intro in the last episode because I wanted

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to guess it as we record. Oh, well, I've only

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prepared the one that isn't mixed with the audio.

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Okay, well, that's good for you then, isn't it?

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Well, exactly. So remember, this was a special

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one. This is only... TV shows. Only TV shows,

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very specifically. So let's get ready. Oh, we

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haven't done a test. Oh, well, the microphone

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isn't up, so you've got to turn the volume up

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about a third of the way on the mixer. Oh, God,

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yeah. That helps. Bloop. That should do. Maybe

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a little much, but we'll see. Let's see. As Pornhub

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starts playing. Oh, it's just not doing it. Is

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it connected? It is. DLZ creator. Oh, it's all

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gone Pete Tong. Oh dear. Have I at least hit

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the right one? And now you're talking. How do

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you press pause? In and out, he says. None of

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you heard that. He just did a really dirty noise.

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Okay, right, sorry. I've now put it on the right

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one. Right, okay. Now I'm all flustered. Oh,

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I'm all flustered. Okay. Got to get the file

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up. I'm going to leave all this in. Oh, hell

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no. Why not? I don't want to give myself any

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difficulty. I've got so many tabs open, TJ. This

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is a disaster. Especially when you don't talk

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into the mic. Ah, we don't need any of that.

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A liar is someone whose words are false. A liar

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cannot be trusted. Okay, that's number one. Now,

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I'll give you a clue. This is a series. I think

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it's actually a remake. Is this the remake of

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Battlestar Galactica? No, but it's a very recent

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series, as in last year. And it's based on...

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An actual kind of theory in space. Okay, what?

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String theory or something like that? Well, not

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so much a theory. Maybe a thing about planets.

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Oh. I've got no idea then. If this is recent,

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I don't think I've watched anything massively

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recent. It's very, very good. It's three body

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problems. Oh, yeah. I've not watched it. It's

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absolutely brilliant. It's on my list to watch,

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but I've not watched it. And that's Michelle

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Yao again, isn't it? She's in. I thought she

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was in it. Maybe not. Is she in it? Some rounds

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have got headphones on, so I won't be able to

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ask her. I think it might just be a different

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lady. Whoops. How about it, Rob? You beep out

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the bit where I assume that Michelle Yao is in

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everything. I'm not going to say what I'm thinking

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in my head. You better not, you prick. I read

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this anyway. What does it matter? That's true.

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Okay, right. Next one. They're not students.

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Whoever they are, when Wilson finds them, he's

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going to call the police. Who's Wilson? Chief

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electrician. Wilson's dead. Oh, fuck. That's

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an easy one. Oh, I know it. Why don't I know

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it? Of course you know it. Oh, my brain's gone

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blank. You know, this is your turn to make me

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look like I'm not the sci -fi person. Oh, go

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on, tell me. Right, Christopher Eccleston was

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the man. Oh, God, it's Doctor Who. Doctor Who.

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And that's Billy Piper. Billy Piper. Little chipmunk.

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Yeah, Billy Piper, yeah. Billy Piper. Doctor

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Who, arguably one of the best of all of the series,

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the first one. Yeah, I still think Christopher

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Eccleston's one of my favourite Doctors. Oh,

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I'm going to get told off there. I just called

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that the first one. Obviously the first of the

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modern era. The first modern era Doctor Who,

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yeah. This is my disruptor pistol. The one I

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used to carry in the old days when I was serving

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on that Ferengi freighter. I thought you were

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the ship's cook. That's right. Every member of

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that crew thought he was a food critic. Well,

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that's obviously Star Wars and or... Yeah, that's

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right. Correct. Winner. That is Star Trek. Deep

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Space Nine. I left that clip really long. I knew

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everyone who played the game would get it, but

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I just liked the whole clip. So it was actually

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quite difficult to edit this because it's such

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a long clip. I do wonder if they've like, I don't

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know what the origin of that joke or that script

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came from. Have you heard of a film called Under

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Siege? I have heard of it. It's Steven Seagal.

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I think it's Steven Seagal. I think it is. Yeah.

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And he plays the cook. But he's a military specialist

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who is now a cook. It kind of gives that vibe,

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doesn't it? All of his shit films are like that.

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Yeah, it doesn't surprise me. By the way, as

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it was April Fool's Day today, someone posted

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up on the Star Trek forums. Star Trek has now

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been bought by Disney. All official looking news

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kind of front page. Oh my God, looking at the

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shit people were losing. They ruined Star Wars.

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They're going to ruin Star Trek. No offence,

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everybody who fell for that joke. You really

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think they're going to do worse than Paramount

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have been doing? Okay, yeah, we all love Strange

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New Worlds, but they're getting rid of everything.

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And I like new Star Wars. Do you? Yeah, I like

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the new one. I like Rogue One. I like the new

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three. I know they're nothing like the others.

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I don't think you've seen any of them. That was

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my reaction. You know what? I think out of all

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the Star Wars, other than the TV stuff, I haven't

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seen episodes two and three. I've seen the original

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three. I've seen episode one. I hated it so much

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I avoided episode two and three. And then I loved

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seven, eight, nine, and Rogue One. I thought

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they were brilliant. Rogue One specifically,

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really good. Took the wind out of my sails there.

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You didn't like Phantom Menace. The best Star

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Wars film out of all of the Star Wars films.

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That is the best one. This is blasphemy on the

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other side of this table. You should be shamed

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and disgraced. And the Sith should be blamed

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and disgraced for not just going and saying,

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oh, let's just kill the kid. Boom, done. No Anakin.

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No Luke. No problem with the Force later on.

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Well, yeah, in hindsight, that would be a great

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idea. Damn right. Next. And let's face it, we

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could all blame Yoda. He should have said, yes,

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you can train him. Yeah, pretty much. Dick. Nice

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to be suddenly so highly regarded. So who did

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you take off to get stuck with this detective?

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No, I cut that off at a very particular moment

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because he says the name of who he's talking

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to and you would instantly get it. I know, I

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know exactly. Oh, shit. I can even picture the

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scene. And I don't know the name. I go blank

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when it comes to these. X -Files. Oh, it is the

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X -Files. That's Mulder, yeah, saying to Scully

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as she walks in in the first episode, which,

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yeah, it's brilliant. Oh, I love it. I love the

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X -Files. We need to do an X -Files bit. I love

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the X -Files. You have no recollection of the

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incident. No, who shot me? Oh, that I've got

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no idea on. That's Stargate SG -1. I haven't

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watched enough of it. I enjoyed, I think I must

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have seen most of season one when it first aired

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on Channel 4, but that was a point that there

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was so much on, I just didn't keep up with it.

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Yeah, Miranda's over there. She's seen basically

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every single episode. I think they're great.

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I haven't seen loads of them, but everyone I

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have seen I think is brilliant. I wanted to make

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at least one of these difficult, so I purposely

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found it. No, that's a great one to do. I mean,

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that's Teal 'c, whose voice is extremely recognisable.

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And then that's the Doctor, but I can never remember

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his name. Whatever it is. He plays, Teal 'c's

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an actor, which plays the role so well as well.

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It's brilliant. Yeah, it was a great job. Potassium,

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roommate! This supermarket is trying to kill

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us! One of my favourite sci -fi series. Potassium.

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Oh, sorry, everyone. No. Potassium bromate. No,

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go for it. It's the fringe. Never seen it. Okay.

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So for this. Okay. So hang on. Right. So that

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is the voice of John Noble. He plays Dr. Walter

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Bishop, which is in fringe. The whole thing is

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kind of based around his son, really, who dies.

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And he can't bear with the fact his son's died.

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So he kind of over the course of the series,

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over all of it, you find out that Walter went

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to an alternate universe and took his son from

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another universe and has him in this universe.

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So his son that's in this universe is the alternate

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universe's son. So the alternate universe, Walter

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goes evil trying to find where his son's gone

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because he knows it's from another dimension.

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Very Rick and Morty. It's very cool. it's where

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i got the mirror idea from in the show that is

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literally how walter figures out there's another

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universe he creates a window that he can look

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in at the other laboratory of the other side

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and he sees so i think in both it's either that

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they both get ill and then one dies But they

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both get ill in their universes. I think actually

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they both get ill in their universes, but one

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Walter cures the one and the other Walter doesn't.

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It's something like that. And then something

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happens in the lake where one gets saved. Like

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I think this, anyway, I'm going to spoil too

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much of it, but that's it. But he eventually

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goes kind of insane. Nice. And they have to take

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him out of an insane asylum. And this is when

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he's been taken out and he's going around the

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supermarket looking at the ingredients and stuff.

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He's like, what the fuck has that been? What

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is that? Great. Excuse me. So, would you like

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to know who won? Yeah, go for it. Fucking no

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one because no one entered. Oh, you bunch of...

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Bastards. Pricks. That's very impressive. You've

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made a friend. That's a 60 -foot HRM heavy construction

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bot. Nothing friendly about it. So, Mr. TJ, what

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have you been doing? Are we aiming for an hour

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again? No. No, yeah, an hour. Sorry, not over

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it. Let me just scrub half this list then. Okay,

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let's start with gaming. I started Dead Space,

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the remaster. Yes. I got scared 15 minutes in

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and turned it off and deleted it. I forgot. I

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played it on the original 360 and I played through

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and I loved it. And I'm sure something has happened

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to me because I decided I'm going to play it,

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played it in the pitch black. In fact, no, I'll

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tell you what happened. I've got a decent TV

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and it's the remaster and I'm on my own. And

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mummy and daddy are now at their house. They're

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not in the same house as me. Yeah, you're the

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daddy now. And that's why you're scared. I'm

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the daddy. Yeah, basically, I started playing.

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I thought I played through on easy the first

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time I played through. So I said it to them.

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I actually said it's a hard for some reason.

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And oh, the jump scares. In fact, the first literally

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five minutes of the game, you've got to go and

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turn on some power and start looking for. um

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the fuse for the subway system and the first

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bit you do is you go along with these kind of

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little kind of bridges and stuff you go up in

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the elevator and of course to get in the room

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you need to you've got to swap the power which

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turns all the lights off of course it does yeah

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and then everyone just started jumping out as

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i'm killing one and then literally i just see

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one suddenly coming out from behind me oh for

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fuck's sake and it i couldn't i couldn't face

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playing it it's just like i could play this on

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easy and probably be a bit happier about this

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and then i thought No, it's too much. I haven't

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played the remaster yet. It looks gorgeous. Miranda

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and I would take it in turns on the original

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one. And the joke was I wanted the achievement

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where we only used the plasma cutter. Yeah, I

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wanted that so much back in the day. She would

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spend the whole time shooting everything, missing

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everything. And then when it was my turn, I spent

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my whole turn collecting ammo. So I just had

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to punch everything. Right. And it was always

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like stamp on the body. Stomp, stomp, stomp.

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Every single body you see, you stamp on it. You

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killed it or not, you stamp on it. And I've taken

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that. We've spoke about this before. I've taken

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that to every game I play. Yeah. So to give you

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an idea on difficulty settings, when you play

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it on the lower level, it was two or three shots

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of the plasma would take a limb off or the head

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and that would be it down. And then you just

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stomp on it. Yeah. at least eight shots just

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to take a limb off on the level I was playing

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on. Oh, okay. And that's just one limb, and it's

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still coming at you. I think I'd just play it

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on normal. Yeah, I might re -download. I mean,

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the beauty of having Superfast Broadband, it

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was downloaded in under 10 minutes and playable

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inside of 10 minutes, so why not? Well, you just

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tell it to go do it. I mean, it's on your Xbox,

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right? This was on the PS5. Oh, on the PS5. Well,

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I suppose you can do it from that as well. You

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can just go in the app and tell it to download.

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Exactly. Exactly. So it's not a problem. Now,

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the other game I want to very quickly talk about

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is one that is not quite out yet. And I've just

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seen lots of videos for it. I've read up a lot

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about it. Doom the Dark Ages. Now, I am a diehard

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Doom 1 and Doom 2 fan. They were the first ever

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first -person shooter game. In fact, they were

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the first ever game that scared me. I loved it.

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We had a family friend who had a... 486 through

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work, and he'd installed Doom on it. And he said,

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no, you can play on Doom while my parents had

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dinner with him and his wife. And it's like,

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I've got really addicted to playing Doom. I said,

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this is amazing. I love it. And I've kept that

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Doom 1 and 2 on one of my firm favorite games.

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Then Doom 3 came out, and I wasn't particularly

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blown away. I've gone back and played it again

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since, and I appreciate what they did with it.

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It's actually a very good game. Then we had Doom

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2016. holy shit i loved that game it's incredible

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it was fast it was frantic it had all the big

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guns then we had doom eternal and it had suddenly

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become this platformer melee what the fuck's

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going on here couldn't get on with it didn't

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like it so i don't want an adventure game i don't

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want platforming i want doom i want the fast

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hard just killing every fucking thing in sight

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and then the dark ages we now have weird mech

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suits the weapons are all very much melee based

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weird medieval sort of weapons almost like heretic

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and stuff from the heretic and hexan era of the

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bloody gaming um and as much as it looks impressive

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it's just like this isn't doom please just stop

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don't use that franchise name just call it its

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own game because it'll be awesome yeah i just

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yeah that was all that was my only thoughts on

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it i just It's not Doom for me anymore. Doom

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2016 was just about Doom, but they could have

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done that as its own franchise and then done

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all of them as their own franchise. I'd accept

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it more. So there was that. Coming to TV, and

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I say, I'm going to keep this up. Bill and Ted's

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Excellent Adventure with Kay. She enjoyed it.

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I've got a bonus episode going up, if the recording's

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good enough, where she reviews it. That's wicked.

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And I just love it. It's such a good time travel

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film. A lot of fun. It doesn't pay much attention

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to the science of it, which is what you want.

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You just want something stupid and fun. It does

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it brilliantly. You don't care how they can fill

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those people in a phone box. No. No one cares.

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Or the fact they're riding through the space

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-time continuum with just everyone kind of stood

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up with the doors open looking around them while

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they're going through. It's just perfect. It's

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stupid fun. Yeah. I've been watching a load of

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YouTube. There's two YouTubers I love. Lazy Games

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Reviews, LGR. Very cool. Looks a lot of old retro

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tech, a lot of old games, a lot of oddware, he

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calls it. So really odd PC accessories and stuff

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like that. And Angry Video Game Nerd, if you

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know that one, which is James Rolfe from Cinemassacre.

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You've spoke about it before. Just very rude

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game reviews of terrible games. And I can always

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go back to those two and just watch them over

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and over again. The main thing I've watched though,

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and I've kind of binge watched it, and I want

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to talk to you very quickly about how you feel

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about this sort of thing as well. I've started

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watching Severance on Apple TV. Yep. It's weird.

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Right. It's really fucking weird. And in fact,

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I stopped two thirds of the way through the first

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episode and thought, probably won't go back to

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this. And then couldn't get it off my mind. So

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I ended up going back and I've binge watched

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like six or seven episodes of it now. Really,

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really fucking good. I still can't place my finger

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on why it's really good. It's a really weird

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premise. So it's set in kind of the current time

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and the company Lumon has invented a chip that

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they can implant in your brain. And if you're

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willing to do it, you have this chip implanted

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into your brain and it means when you're at work,

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that's all you know. You don't know anything

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about your outside life. You don't know if you're

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married. You don't know where you live. And literally,

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every day is just it's a non -stop day you go

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to the elevator and then literally like as soon

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as the doors close and you're looking at the

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elevator doors when they open again you're going

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back to work but you feel rested you feel like

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because you then go to your outside life and

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your outside life has no idea what goes on in

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the building right so they call it being severed

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so that's the idea several so you completely

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sever your two lives so you've got this inside

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work life So all the stuff that happens inside

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work is inside work. But as soon as you're at

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home, you've got no idea what happened at work.

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If you've injured yourself, you get kind of a

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letter on your car saying, you fell over today

00:21:08.809 --> 00:21:13.289
at work. We're sorry about that. And here's like

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a voucher for a meal to compensate for you. So

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you could be at work and like absolutely hating

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someone you work with. And then when your personal

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life, they're your wife. Pretty much. You know

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what I mean? So it could be that massive. pretty

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much and they're trying to work out what they're

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doing so it's even down to the fact they've all

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got these old -fashioned looking computers and

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they're the main department in it's looking at

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data and all the data is these giant giant grids

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of numbers one through to zero so one two three

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four five six seven eight nine zero and basically

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that's they're calling it's encrypted data that

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even they don't know what the data is they're

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mining but the data when you're looking at it

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instills emotion. So they might be looking at

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these numbers and like the number seven, all

00:22:00.190 --> 00:22:01.650
of a sudden they're looking at it. And anytime

00:22:01.650 --> 00:22:03.430
they see that number, they suddenly feel really

00:22:03.430 --> 00:22:07.529
miserable or depressed. So then they'll ring

00:22:07.529 --> 00:22:10.069
fence that bit of data until they no longer feel

00:22:10.069 --> 00:22:12.910
like that. And then that goes off and gets processed

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by someone else. So they never even know what

00:22:14.710 --> 00:22:16.269
the data is they're dealing. So they don't know

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what the data is. It could be birth rates. It

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could be some horrendous science experiment.

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It's really, it's dark and it's clever. i i can't

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get my head around it like you could you could

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have like i'm just thinking of a relationship

00:22:30.890 --> 00:22:34.329
with people perspective you could like have a

00:22:34.329 --> 00:22:36.410
completely different work relationship imagine

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with someone then you do outside of work you

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live here you go to work when you're at work

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you have no idea that miranda exists t exists

00:22:45.589 --> 00:22:47.930
you don't know where you live what your house

00:22:47.930 --> 00:22:49.869
is you don't even know that you can drive you

00:22:49.869 --> 00:22:52.690
don't know any of that all you know Is what goes

00:22:52.690 --> 00:22:54.829
on at work. What if you have to finish early

00:22:54.829 --> 00:22:59.089
because of something? Then as soon as you leave,

00:22:59.450 --> 00:23:02.130
you remember everything. Yeah, but when you get

00:23:02.130 --> 00:23:04.329
into work, you now don't remember you have to

00:23:04.329 --> 00:23:08.230
finish early. So I think there's a check -in

00:23:08.230 --> 00:23:10.549
system and stuff like that. So obviously it's

00:23:10.549 --> 00:23:12.430
probably a calendar or something saying your

00:23:12.430 --> 00:23:15.569
work ends today sort of thing. Yeah. Is it the

00:23:15.569 --> 00:23:20.920
one with the Macaulay Culkin's brother? Oh, is

00:23:20.920 --> 00:23:24.079
it? I don't know. It's Andy Scott, I want to

00:23:24.079 --> 00:23:28.539
say the main character is, who's been in a few

00:23:28.539 --> 00:23:33.160
things. I'm just looking it up now. Adam Scott,

00:23:33.279 --> 00:23:36.440
sorry. Adam Scott, Britt Lauer, Zach Cherry.

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I'm not seeing Culkin on here. Christopher Walken's

00:23:40.759 --> 00:23:44.140
in it. Oh, okay. Playing basically Christopher

00:23:44.140 --> 00:23:46.059
Walken. And this is Apple TV? I don't have it.

00:23:46.259 --> 00:23:48.000
It's Apple TV. I'll show you a couple of episodes

00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:52.150
next time you're over. Adam Scott is the main

00:23:52.150 --> 00:23:55.750
character. He was in Parks and Recreation, Party

00:23:55.750 --> 00:24:01.369
Down, Step Brothers, Madame Web. Yeah, I know

00:24:01.369 --> 00:24:05.410
who he is. Madame Web. Fucking hell. So, yeah.

00:24:06.230 --> 00:24:09.970
No, the question I wanted to ask you is, how

00:24:09.970 --> 00:24:12.509
do you judge whether you're going to carry on

00:24:12.509 --> 00:24:14.490
watching something? Because I've got to this

00:24:14.490 --> 00:24:16.490
point now in life that when I'm looking at a

00:24:16.490 --> 00:24:22.089
show, I base it on, can I be bothered to finish

00:24:22.089 --> 00:24:24.509
the series? So Resident Alien, prime example.

00:24:24.789 --> 00:24:28.250
I started watching it. I had to finish the series.

00:24:28.490 --> 00:24:31.289
Yet there's been shows that I've watched or even

00:24:31.289 --> 00:24:33.109
films where I've gone halfway through or watched

00:24:33.109 --> 00:24:35.230
half the episodes and thought, oh, okay, I'll

00:24:35.230 --> 00:24:37.269
catch up on that the next time I feel like it.

00:24:37.309 --> 00:24:40.490
And then I've never gone back because I just

00:24:40.490 --> 00:24:46.940
couldn't be bothered. Yeah, I mean. I don't get

00:24:46.940 --> 00:24:49.380
that much time to watch something on my own.

00:24:49.960 --> 00:24:53.819
Yeah, fair enough. So like Resident Alien, I

00:24:53.819 --> 00:24:54.960
mean, I would have mentioned it on mine, but

00:24:54.960 --> 00:24:57.359
I've started watching that too, which I'm having

00:24:57.359 --> 00:24:59.660
on in the background at work and I'm really enjoying.

00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:04.880
There is one on Apple TV that we kind of started

00:25:04.880 --> 00:25:07.839
a really big sci -fi epic thing series that's

00:25:07.839 --> 00:25:13.079
on there. The name of it has just gone from my

00:25:13.079 --> 00:25:16.000
mind. I would set you up a profile of mine and

00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:19.119
just sign your TV. That was quite good, but we

00:25:19.119 --> 00:25:20.740
never finished an episode. But it was really

00:25:20.740 --> 00:25:23.720
long, and it was quite dune -y in that it's a

00:25:23.720 --> 00:25:27.380
slow -moving one. And I would love to go back

00:25:27.380 --> 00:25:29.779
to it, but again, I'll be watching on my own.

00:25:30.660 --> 00:25:34.740
Really, I'll watch an episode. I'll always finish

00:25:34.740 --> 00:25:37.480
an episode at some point. I'll get through the

00:25:37.480 --> 00:25:39.440
first episode, and that really does tell me.

00:25:39.500 --> 00:25:42.160
Because the pilots are normally like... the best

00:25:42.160 --> 00:25:44.680
ones for a few episodes normally, aren't they?

00:25:44.759 --> 00:25:47.259
Because they want to draw you in or at least

00:25:47.259 --> 00:25:50.339
give you threads to lead you on to next ones.

00:25:50.519 --> 00:25:54.839
You say that, would I have watched as much Star

00:25:54.839 --> 00:25:58.420
Trek The Next Generation if the first episode

00:25:58.420 --> 00:26:01.140
I'd seen was Encounter at Filepoint with weird

00:26:01.140 --> 00:26:03.099
jellyfish space creatures? Well, I don't know

00:26:03.099 --> 00:26:05.079
about the old stuff, like the older TV shows.

00:26:05.079 --> 00:26:06.920
No, I know what you're saying. Sometimes pilots

00:26:06.920 --> 00:26:11.910
can be like... Yeah, nowadays... i kind of i

00:26:11.910 --> 00:26:14.329
mean all right here's the reason wheel of time

00:26:14.329 --> 00:26:18.349
well i'm so into wheel of time now and i didn't

00:26:18.349 --> 00:26:20.589
give that the time of day i think i watched part

00:26:20.589 --> 00:26:22.549
of the first episode when miranda started watching

00:26:22.549 --> 00:26:25.430
i was like this is shit and i was like this is

00:26:25.430 --> 00:26:31.809
just girl stuff oh robert yeah really after one

00:26:31.809 --> 00:26:33.789
but i think realistically you need to give them

00:26:33.789 --> 00:26:37.029
two or three yeah fair enough to get a good idea

00:26:37.029 --> 00:26:39.250
but also at the same time if you're not enjoying

00:26:39.250 --> 00:26:42.029
it by the end of the second one why bother because

00:26:42.029 --> 00:26:43.730
it's like two hours of your life just you could

00:26:43.730 --> 00:26:45.690
be watching something else that you do like yeah

00:26:45.690 --> 00:26:48.170
i mean resident evil resident evil resident alien

00:26:48.170 --> 00:26:50.309
is quite a prime example the first episode's

00:26:50.309 --> 00:26:53.289
okay it's enjoyable but until you've seen two

00:26:53.289 --> 00:26:55.470
or three and actually get the whole mechanic

00:26:55.470 --> 00:26:58.069
of what's meant to be and that it's not just

00:26:58.069 --> 00:27:00.890
purely a comedy show that's when you realize

00:27:00.890 --> 00:27:05.240
this is really good yeah Big American here. I'm

00:27:05.240 --> 00:27:06.839
stunned that you would think I'm harboring robots.

00:27:07.000 --> 00:27:11.200
In fact, I would go so far as to say I'm shocked.

00:27:12.059 --> 00:27:14.799
So, Rob, what have you been watching or playing

00:27:14.799 --> 00:27:17.339
or doing? Resident Alien. You've got five minutes.

00:27:17.599 --> 00:27:21.119
Resident Alien, yeah. I just wanted to move to

00:27:21.119 --> 00:27:22.380
the next section, but we can still talk about

00:27:22.380 --> 00:27:25.259
Resident Alien. So I was into that. pretty quickly

00:27:25.259 --> 00:27:27.480
because there was a couple of jokes so i laughed

00:27:27.480 --> 00:27:30.099
out loud and i i wanted to keep it a secret so

00:27:30.099 --> 00:27:31.559
you didn't know i'd watched it because i was

00:27:31.559 --> 00:27:33.019
going to wait till now too but i had to text

00:27:33.019 --> 00:27:35.920
you going this is really funny this the sniffing

00:27:35.920 --> 00:27:38.880
the girl yeah it was the sniffing of the girl

00:27:38.880 --> 00:27:40.859
and being like oh yeah she's been dead for seven

00:27:40.859 --> 00:27:44.640
days or seven hours seven hours and so then she

00:27:44.640 --> 00:27:46.960
goes huh is this alive i don't know what that

00:27:46.960 --> 00:27:51.420
just really tickled me that little scene He plays

00:27:51.420 --> 00:27:54.799
it so well. Oh, Alan Tudyk is just, he is a legend.

00:27:54.859 --> 00:27:57.140
He needs to be looked after and protected at

00:27:57.140 --> 00:27:59.839
all costs. I'm guessing he's under the costume

00:27:59.839 --> 00:28:04.779
too. I presume so. Yeah. I presume so. Yeah,

00:28:04.900 --> 00:28:08.160
you and Karen did say that it was a great series.

00:28:08.259 --> 00:28:10.980
And yeah, it really is a good series. Before

00:28:10.980 --> 00:28:14.720
he makes, how many episodes in are you? I think

00:28:14.720 --> 00:28:16.920
I have three or four. I've called a bit already

00:28:16.920 --> 00:28:18.819
and I was right straight away. Oh, okay, fine.

00:28:18.900 --> 00:28:21.359
So I won't say too much, but you've got to the

00:28:21.359 --> 00:28:23.240
point where he's trying to kill the boy still.

00:28:23.880 --> 00:28:25.619
Oh, he's still trying to kill the boy, yeah.

00:28:25.740 --> 00:28:27.619
And the boy's got a little mate with him now.

00:28:27.779 --> 00:28:30.680
Yeah. And she's like, they just got zapped by

00:28:30.680 --> 00:28:33.000
a floating apple. That's it, yeah. So they've

00:28:33.000 --> 00:28:34.680
broken into his... Yeah, I'm kind of... Oh, and

00:28:34.680 --> 00:28:37.299
he's, yeah, he's... Yeah, that's kind of really

00:28:37.299 --> 00:28:40.180
where I am. And now there's like another couple

00:28:40.180 --> 00:28:42.559
who have got involved. There must be FBI. There's

00:28:42.559 --> 00:28:45.450
some kind of agency. trying to find him they

00:28:45.450 --> 00:28:48.430
say no there's an alien so they just come into

00:28:48.430 --> 00:28:52.609
it this isn't spoiling it but i think she's an

00:28:52.609 --> 00:28:56.690
alien sarah connor turns up oh sweet as her no

00:28:56.690 --> 00:29:00.430
just as the actor the actress sorry yeah so okay

00:29:00.430 --> 00:29:02.509
everyone who wants to watch this don't listen

00:29:02.509 --> 00:29:06.869
for a few minutes i called immediately that girl

00:29:06.869 --> 00:29:15.420
being her daughter yeah i instantly Yeah, I got

00:29:15.420 --> 00:29:18.380
exactly the same idea on that. But this is what

00:29:18.380 --> 00:29:20.980
I was saying just in that previous section. People

00:29:20.980 --> 00:29:22.680
just assume Resident Evil is just going to be

00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:24.799
this straight up laugh out comedy. It's probably

00:29:24.799 --> 00:29:26.799
going to be stupid. Yes, it's got stupid moments.

00:29:26.980 --> 00:29:29.460
But then we've also got this entire story arc,

00:29:29.539 --> 00:29:31.720
which turns out she was a teenage pregnancy.

00:29:31.960 --> 00:29:35.660
She gave her daughter away. So this entire emotional

00:29:35.660 --> 00:29:38.299
story as well, that's not funny in the slightest,

00:29:38.420 --> 00:29:41.779
but it works so well. The thing about it is they

00:29:41.779 --> 00:29:45.490
could have easily... gone wimpy on it which in

00:29:45.490 --> 00:29:47.910
some cases i almost kind of wanted them to do

00:29:47.910 --> 00:29:50.349
because i because i like him so much i don't

00:29:50.349 --> 00:29:53.609
want him to be a baddie he is a baddie yes he's

00:29:53.609 --> 00:29:56.069
killed someone to become who he is he's trying

00:29:56.069 --> 00:29:58.690
to kill a kid he's trying to kill a child and

00:29:58.690 --> 00:30:01.289
he's happy to attempt to murder other people

00:30:01.289 --> 00:30:05.150
because he's just like yes so what oh i love

00:30:05.150 --> 00:30:07.849
the bit as well he's like his wife's just in

00:30:07.849 --> 00:30:11.670
my planet i could do this job easily no so i

00:30:11.670 --> 00:30:14.880
need to do this procedure Oh, he gets thrown

00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:18.579
into the smear test instead. He's taking pictures

00:30:18.579 --> 00:30:21.059
of her. He's like, did you just take a picture?

00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:26.720
Yes, my first patient selfie. And then they pose

00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:30.980
with him. Yeah, there's a lot of easygoing ladies

00:30:30.980 --> 00:30:34.380
in that town, isn't there? Yeah, the bar own.

00:30:34.440 --> 00:30:38.299
Yeah, she's funny. I'm not going to spoil it

00:30:38.299 --> 00:30:41.289
for you, but it... It's just this brilliant dynamic

00:30:41.289 --> 00:30:44.089
between all of them soon. Yeah, I'll probably

00:30:44.089 --> 00:30:47.769
watch some more later in the week. Excuse me.

00:30:47.769 --> 00:30:49.369
Yeah, more Wheel of Time with the new season

00:30:49.369 --> 00:30:53.430
two. Really enjoying it. Season two, it took

00:30:53.430 --> 00:30:55.950
a lot longer to get into. It was very much the

00:30:55.950 --> 00:30:58.049
first three episodes or maybe even four episodes.

00:30:58.089 --> 00:31:02.029
I was a bit like, here we go. Lots of exposition,

00:31:02.269 --> 00:31:05.690
lots of talking. Not very good stuff either.

00:31:05.730 --> 00:31:09.470
And then it got good. okay then the cool stuff

00:31:09.470 --> 00:31:13.509
happened which season one was kind of cool stuff

00:31:13.509 --> 00:31:17.069
all the way through other than right the beginning

00:31:17.069 --> 00:31:20.829
of episode one i would say um yeah so that's

00:31:20.829 --> 00:31:22.890
what i've been doing uh you saw when you turned

00:31:22.890 --> 00:31:25.529
up started the atom fall game just have a go

00:31:25.529 --> 00:31:28.190
i'm not classing it as one of my need to complete

00:31:28.190 --> 00:31:30.509
games i've just been interested in seeing it

00:31:30.509 --> 00:31:32.710
so i'm just having a little go with it i'll never

00:31:32.710 --> 00:31:35.299
finish that It'll be hours and hours and hours.

00:31:35.299 --> 00:31:37.319
You never know. You might do. Maybe. You might

00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:41.779
do. Maybe, but I don't think so. What else? I

00:31:41.779 --> 00:31:44.799
think that might be it, unless I'm drastically

00:31:44.799 --> 00:31:48.279
forgetting something. Just, I did forget something.

00:31:48.680 --> 00:31:52.680
I did finally finish Chernobyl. After binge watching

00:31:52.680 --> 00:31:56.000
three episodes and then having nightmares, literally

00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:57.640
had nightmares that night about it. It's like,

00:31:57.720 --> 00:32:00.240
wow, that didn't realize it would affect me that

00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:02.900
much. Got through the last two episodes. nearly

00:32:02.900 --> 00:32:06.019
in tears by the end of it such a horrible story

00:32:06.019 --> 00:32:10.819
yeah and deep and dark and oh jesus and the fact

00:32:10.819 --> 00:32:14.220
that the ussr oh sorry russia still claim only

00:32:14.220 --> 00:32:18.640
37 people died even to this fucking day grow

00:32:18.640 --> 00:32:21.299
up russia just incredible to think that it's

00:32:21.299 --> 00:32:25.400
all based on true yeah 100 i like what they did

00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:29.619
uh have you watched it So I like the fact that

00:32:29.619 --> 00:32:34.099
the female scientists they have helping the lead

00:32:34.099 --> 00:32:37.640
physicist in it was basically a stand -in for

00:32:37.640 --> 00:32:40.160
all the scientists that were actually involved.

00:32:40.500 --> 00:32:42.839
And it kind of makes sense to keep the story

00:32:42.839 --> 00:32:44.500
going and make it interesting. You can't just

00:32:44.500 --> 00:32:47.569
have that many actors doing it. It's all the

00:32:47.569 --> 00:32:49.809
classic kind of things, as if you were making

00:32:49.809 --> 00:32:52.390
a film from a book. It's the same thing. You

00:32:52.390 --> 00:32:55.089
can't have all of that in there. It just doesn't

00:32:55.089 --> 00:32:57.450
work for a screen. Exactly. So I felt they did

00:32:57.450 --> 00:33:00.690
the story justice. I really do. Very quickly,

00:33:00.750 --> 00:33:03.769
did you ever used to watch Estenders? Yeah, a

00:33:03.769 --> 00:33:06.430
long time ago. Do you remember Little Moe's Trevor?

00:33:07.009 --> 00:33:10.509
Yeah, I remember Trevor. He's in Chernobyl. I

00:33:10.509 --> 00:33:13.329
think I do remember that, actually. He's the

00:33:13.329 --> 00:33:16.710
fat lead coal miner. Yes, I did know that. I

00:33:16.710 --> 00:33:19.230
couldn't believe it. It's like, wow, you look

00:33:19.230 --> 00:33:20.750
very different now. He's got an iron imprint

00:33:20.750 --> 00:33:24.910
on his head. He looks very different now. Yeah.

00:33:25.569 --> 00:33:30.269
To avoid any unwarranted violence. I would as

00:33:30.269 --> 00:33:34.309
well, and so would my mute sister here, Veronica.

00:33:34.589 --> 00:33:36.509
We can assure you there are receipts for each

00:33:36.509 --> 00:33:39.009
of these unique items. Happy to drum those up

00:33:39.009 --> 00:33:41.269
for you. Michelle Leona Green, you're under arrest

00:33:41.269 --> 00:33:44.799
for malicious assault. Grand Theft Auto, truancy,

00:33:44.859 --> 00:33:48.180
and abetting an enemy of the state. Oh, my crap.

00:33:48.619 --> 00:33:55.200
I want a lawyer. You can speak? Right. Are we

00:33:55.200 --> 00:33:56.680
going to be talking about something else? Sorry.

00:33:57.180 --> 00:33:59.400
Yeah, now we need to actually get into what we're

00:33:59.400 --> 00:34:05.319
here for. Ah. Nonswatch. Was there Nonswatch

00:34:05.319 --> 00:34:07.480
in Electric State? No, there wasn't. I don't

00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:09.539
know. Unless Mr. Peanut's been doing things that

00:34:09.539 --> 00:34:14.949
we aren't aware of. Yeah, unaware. We have not

00:34:14.949 --> 00:34:16.809
spoken about this. I did not want to say what

00:34:16.809 --> 00:34:18.989
I thought about it at all. No, no, no, absolutely.

00:34:19.289 --> 00:34:24.050
We're going in dry. It's not dry anymore. I'll

00:34:24.050 --> 00:34:28.130
say what I thought. I really enjoyed it. Okay.

00:34:28.489 --> 00:34:31.949
What do you think? Just say you liked it or not.

00:34:33.210 --> 00:34:36.070
Loved it. Yeah, I'm so glad. I think all the

00:34:36.070 --> 00:34:38.630
reviewers that bad -mouthed it, they just basically

00:34:38.630 --> 00:34:40.429
don't either like Millie Bobby Brown or Chris

00:34:40.429 --> 00:34:43.409
Pat, which I can understand. But the film itself

00:34:43.409 --> 00:34:46.530
just stands on its own leg. Brilliant. We'll

00:34:46.530 --> 00:34:49.409
say it a bit later. There's literally two moments

00:34:49.409 --> 00:34:52.929
I did not like. They're right at the end. And

00:34:52.929 --> 00:34:55.150
it's when both of them get their own monologues.

00:34:55.489 --> 00:34:59.130
I thought Chris Pratt's one was shit. He cannot

00:34:59.130 --> 00:35:02.010
do a motion. It was not even remotely funny.

00:35:02.349 --> 00:35:03.969
Oh, hang on. Which bit are you talking about?

00:35:03.969 --> 00:35:06.230
When his little robot friend comes out of the

00:35:06.230 --> 00:35:07.909
other robot when you didn't know there was another

00:35:07.909 --> 00:35:10.840
robot. I've literally, the note I've written

00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:14.000
here is, if I get it open in time. Because he

00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:17.400
has some really funny little one -liners, Chris

00:35:17.400 --> 00:35:20.480
Pratt. Chris Pratt, least believable sad scene.

00:35:21.980 --> 00:35:28.480
Him trying to be sad. More than friends. It was

00:35:28.480 --> 00:35:32.289
awful. It was, there is no emotion in this. What

00:35:32.289 --> 00:35:34.269
the fuck? I like how we both said we love this

00:35:34.269 --> 00:35:35.329
and we instantly saying what we didn't like.

00:35:35.329 --> 00:35:37.510
Is this the only take you did of this? Because

00:35:37.510 --> 00:35:39.829
seriously, he could have done that so much better.

00:35:39.989 --> 00:35:41.690
This is just atrocious. I just wouldn't have

00:35:41.690 --> 00:35:43.650
had it. Just would not have. I mean, I knew there

00:35:43.650 --> 00:35:45.650
was a little robot in there. I mean, I saw that

00:35:45.650 --> 00:35:46.730
in my mind. I knew he wasn't going to be dead.

00:35:46.730 --> 00:35:48.869
But it was still going to be fun. The fact that

00:35:48.869 --> 00:35:50.670
they'd already said, I've got to go to power

00:35:50.670 --> 00:35:53.369
saving. Not, I'm dying. I'm just going to power

00:35:53.369 --> 00:35:55.670
saving. I think they could have just had Chris

00:35:55.670 --> 00:35:58.469
there just kind of kneel down and just say, I

00:35:58.469 --> 00:36:01.340
love you. and i think that would have been all

00:36:01.340 --> 00:36:03.460
right it didn't have to be a funny scene and

00:36:03.460 --> 00:36:04.800
then the guy could have the little robot could

00:36:04.800 --> 00:36:07.260
have come out and just been like you love me

00:36:07.260 --> 00:36:11.300
that would have been funny uh and then the same

00:36:11.300 --> 00:36:16.219
love me millie has a similar kind of monologue

00:36:16.219 --> 00:36:19.719
-esque bit at the end i didn't like that either

00:36:19.719 --> 00:36:23.019
oh i didn't mind that so much i thought actually

00:36:23.019 --> 00:36:25.019
it's a little bit poignant and the idea is that

00:36:25.019 --> 00:36:28.269
they're trying to unify everyone again and The

00:36:28.269 --> 00:36:31.889
idea that she's talking about the whole Pascal's

00:36:31.889 --> 00:36:33.869
thing meeting is because her brother said it

00:36:33.869 --> 00:36:35.610
at the very beginning. So it kind of ties the

00:36:35.610 --> 00:36:39.090
beginning to the end with her. I didn't mind

00:36:39.090 --> 00:36:41.610
that as much. For me, the worst bit is the Chris

00:36:41.610 --> 00:36:43.449
Pratt bit. Yeah, that's the worst bit. That is

00:36:43.449 --> 00:36:45.469
the worst bit. The Millie Bobby Brown monologue,

00:36:45.570 --> 00:36:48.070
I didn't mind at all. But at least that is only

00:36:48.070 --> 00:36:51.329
like a 10 second bit. All the rest of it, Chris

00:36:51.329 --> 00:36:53.309
Pratt is actually very good in it. Very funny

00:36:53.309 --> 00:36:57.110
little one -liners he has. Millie is brilliant.

00:36:57.639 --> 00:36:59.679
Yeah, absolutely. In the entire thing. I don't

00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:02.239
know why people don't like her. No, I don't.

00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:04.099
I think she's actually really good in everything

00:37:04.099 --> 00:37:07.260
I've seen her in. And in this, she's very good

00:37:07.260 --> 00:37:10.579
at doing emotional scenes. You know what it is?

00:37:10.900 --> 00:37:13.920
She does not have the standard Hollywood look.

00:37:14.059 --> 00:37:17.099
And that's why people don't like her. Yeah. She's

00:37:17.099 --> 00:37:19.820
got, and I'm not meaning to be offensive here.

00:37:20.139 --> 00:37:22.500
And please don't take it that way. She's got

00:37:22.500 --> 00:37:25.159
a large mouth, which doesn't fit to the size

00:37:25.159 --> 00:37:28.280
of her face. I know it sounds really mean saying

00:37:28.280 --> 00:37:30.860
that, but you know what I mean though, don't

00:37:30.860 --> 00:37:34.840
you? She doesn't have the typical Hollywood beautiful

00:37:34.840 --> 00:37:38.639
look. And I think a lot of people expected you've

00:37:38.639 --> 00:37:40.480
got Chris Pratt, so you're going to have someone

00:37:40.480 --> 00:37:42.880
like Jennifer Lawrence, or you should have someone

00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:47.320
who we can sit with. Don't forget Chris Pratt,

00:37:47.380 --> 00:37:49.679
whether you like the bloke or not, based on some

00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:51.820
of the stuff he said, I'm more erring towards

00:37:51.820 --> 00:37:56.960
the stuff I don't like about him anymore. he's

00:37:56.960 --> 00:37:58.760
still considered one of the best -looking bloke

00:37:58.760 --> 00:38:02.000
that women basically wet their seats for. That

00:38:02.000 --> 00:38:04.539
sounds good. I just took a sip of cold tea when

00:38:04.539 --> 00:38:06.840
you said that. He is no Jack Reacher for us.

00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:09.219
Oh, no, he is no Jack Reacher. He is no Alan

00:38:09.219 --> 00:38:12.940
Richson, okay? But a lot of people think that

00:38:12.940 --> 00:38:17.170
he is for them. Fine. So I kind of, I get, I

00:38:17.170 --> 00:38:19.789
think a lot of it is down to look. And I think

00:38:19.789 --> 00:38:23.090
that's really unfair because she can act brilliantly

00:38:23.090 --> 00:38:25.489
and she acts brilliantly throughout this. Yeah,

00:38:25.510 --> 00:38:27.070
they need to peel themselves off the leather

00:38:27.070 --> 00:38:31.269
sofas. Yeah, I think she's great. I can't say

00:38:31.269 --> 00:38:34.150
I've noticed how big her mouth is. You will look

00:38:34.150 --> 00:38:36.530
at her now and you'll go, oh, I see what he means.

00:38:38.090 --> 00:38:41.030
She's quite young. Does feel a bit non -Swatchy.

00:38:41.420 --> 00:38:43.760
I can't say I've ever really taken any notice

00:38:43.760 --> 00:38:45.860
of what she looks like. That may sound like I'm

00:38:45.860 --> 00:38:47.940
being insincere, but I haven't. No, but that's

00:38:47.940 --> 00:38:49.840
good because you're concentrating more on the

00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:52.880
character she's portraying. I'm just looking

00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:55.940
at it under a magnifying glass. Why may people

00:38:55.940 --> 00:38:57.960
not like this? And I genuinely think a lot of

00:38:57.960 --> 00:38:59.579
it, especially when you consider the criticism.

00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:02.360
Matt Lucas as well recently said something fairly

00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:04.980
nasty about how she looked. I know he's apologised,

00:39:04.980 --> 00:39:06.500
but that's purely backpedalling because of the

00:39:06.500 --> 00:39:08.969
hatred he's then suddenly getting. Sorry, but

00:39:08.969 --> 00:39:10.429
you're going to say something like that and you're

00:39:10.429 --> 00:39:12.389
a public figure. Get over yourself. I don't know

00:39:12.389 --> 00:39:15.409
why he would chime in. No, I know, bald git,

00:39:15.469 --> 00:39:20.809
but there you go. Either way, can I just, I want

00:39:20.809 --> 00:39:27.050
us all to stand in memoriam for Taco Bot. Because

00:39:27.050 --> 00:39:30.769
you know what? Taco Bot was one of my favourite

00:39:30.769 --> 00:39:34.070
characters and the entire thing. My favourite

00:39:34.070 --> 00:39:40.360
character was Perplexo. I think Memoriam for

00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:45.059
Perplexo. Oh, I don't know. All of the bot characters.

00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:50.519
The haircut one, yeah. Hair? Hair? And then Chris

00:39:50.519 --> 00:39:53.739
does get his haircut. And it looks fucking dreadful.

00:39:53.820 --> 00:39:55.980
And he's like, and he's like, but he finally

00:39:55.980 --> 00:39:59.960
goes, I hate it. You guilt trip me. I hate it.

00:40:00.460 --> 00:40:06.980
It's such a lovely moment. Yeah. penny saver

00:40:06.980 --> 00:40:09.699
or whatever her name is penny the post bot post

00:40:09.699 --> 00:40:13.059
bot yeah just again wonderful and i absolutely

00:40:13.059 --> 00:40:19.159
love um what which one's perplexo perplexo is

00:40:19.159 --> 00:40:21.440
the one he's the magician who has that was inside

00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:27.119
a curtain the doctor's robot the computer the

00:40:27.119 --> 00:40:31.460
computer windows 3 .1 screen yeah she's hiding

00:40:31.460 --> 00:40:34.940
inside it boom happy days but his character again

00:40:34.940 --> 00:40:37.000
brilliant it's like I've got no way of taking

00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:40.960
them on. Looks at the axe. Kill all humans! It's

00:40:40.960 --> 00:40:44.079
like, yes! There's a great scene with this. Imagine

00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:49.239
an old Retro's Windows 95 PC on top of a desk.

00:40:49.539 --> 00:40:52.059
And that is the entire robot, the desk as well.

00:40:52.119 --> 00:40:54.599
Like a chest of drawers almost, like little cupboards.

00:40:54.860 --> 00:40:56.820
You'd get in an office with all your stationery

00:40:56.820 --> 00:41:00.900
inside. And I'm saying you've seen it. And they

00:41:00.900 --> 00:41:03.199
have to hide. So he instantly just compacts himself.

00:41:03.789 --> 00:41:06.869
And Millie's inside him. She opens the door,

00:41:06.889 --> 00:41:08.789
she's like, you're so much smaller on the inside.

00:41:11.449 --> 00:41:13.710
And again. You looked bigger on the outside.

00:41:13.969 --> 00:41:16.130
Great Doctor Who had a piss tape reference. Exactly,

00:41:16.130 --> 00:41:18.250
I thought Doctor Who. There were so many bits

00:41:18.250 --> 00:41:24.150
like that. What I would say is, Matt, the point

00:41:24.150 --> 00:41:26.960
of Cthulhu said about. This being based on that

00:41:26.960 --> 00:41:30.059
graphic novel. I had no idea. It's based on a

00:41:30.059 --> 00:41:32.400
graphic novel, and I think it's not even a graphic

00:41:32.400 --> 00:41:34.280
novel. Technically, it's more a collection of

00:41:34.280 --> 00:41:37.880
artwork. Yeah. Apparently, also, there's some

00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:39.639
tabletop games that are also very good on it.

00:41:39.659 --> 00:41:42.000
Oh, okay. I don't know. So I went and looked

00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:44.960
at them. Oh, they look amazing. Yeah. But also,

00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:47.340
that kind of made me feel... And they did kind

00:41:47.340 --> 00:41:51.860
of put them in. They had some in there, I think,

00:41:51.880 --> 00:41:55.610
to make it a slightly more... Maybe family friendly.

00:41:55.730 --> 00:41:57.469
I know it's not quite family friendly. I think

00:41:57.469 --> 00:41:59.130
it's probably a 12, isn't it? It's a 12, I think.

00:41:59.210 --> 00:42:01.429
Yeah, it's not quite family, family friendly,

00:42:01.469 --> 00:42:04.030
but to make it more friendly to everyone, I think

00:42:04.030 --> 00:42:05.570
they haven't included, because some of the artwork

00:42:05.570 --> 00:42:07.789
is quite disturbing. If you look at the original

00:42:07.789 --> 00:42:10.630
artwork. Some of them are, yeah. So you kind

00:42:10.630 --> 00:42:13.030
of get the idea that maybe they chose to limit

00:42:13.030 --> 00:42:15.769
it because they wanted to make sure the entire

00:42:15.769 --> 00:42:18.409
audience enjoyed it or had a chance to enjoy

00:42:18.409 --> 00:42:22.519
it. and yeah the war machines i mean we spoke

00:42:22.519 --> 00:42:24.079
about it in the last episode showing you the

00:42:24.079 --> 00:42:25.940
picture of it when you see the pictures of the

00:42:25.940 --> 00:42:28.260
war machines that were in the original oh they

00:42:28.260 --> 00:42:31.380
are so cool they look just such the part and

00:42:31.380 --> 00:42:33.059
they would have been lovely to see them in this

00:42:33.059 --> 00:42:36.260
but if they existed in this the final battle

00:42:36.260 --> 00:42:39.019
would have been crap yeah i was i was thinking

00:42:39.019 --> 00:42:41.440
about it when i the next day after watching i

00:42:41.440 --> 00:42:44.659
think i'd love to have seen this either much

00:42:44.659 --> 00:42:49.550
longer or like three like long form episodes

00:42:49.550 --> 00:42:54.230
and having really long drawn out exposition of

00:42:54.230 --> 00:42:58.929
scenes like the images of having these backdrops

00:42:58.929 --> 00:43:02.769
of or having them travel not much happening yeah

00:43:02.769 --> 00:43:07.030
like i like major like a dune s kind of as city

00:43:07.030 --> 00:43:10.210
would say a thinking man's sci -fi equals those

00:43:10.210 --> 00:43:12.690
ones like something like that i would love to

00:43:12.690 --> 00:43:15.090
see a version of this like that i still love

00:43:15.090 --> 00:43:18.000
this love the comedy parts of it loved how it

00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:22.280
looked or the cgi was brilliant so much about

00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:25.199
it i've got this on my list thankfully netflix

00:43:25.199 --> 00:43:28.179
aren't like disney and marvel and that side of

00:43:28.179 --> 00:43:31.119
things because the cgi to this was beautiful

00:43:31.119 --> 00:43:34.840
it was so well integrated yeah there were very

00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:37.480
few if any that i can think of spots that i thought

00:43:37.480 --> 00:43:40.800
that looks a little bit ropey it just looked

00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:42.860
magnificent well i don't think they ever come

00:43:42.860 --> 00:43:45.070
out and say when things are coming out You just

00:43:45.070 --> 00:43:46.670
eventually get a trailer. It suddenly appears.

00:43:47.030 --> 00:43:48.530
So you don't know how long they've worked on

00:43:48.530 --> 00:43:49.929
it for, do you? Yeah, and I think that's probably

00:43:49.929 --> 00:43:52.570
the best way of doing it. 100%. Now, talking

00:43:52.570 --> 00:43:55.150
about the design while we're talking about the

00:43:55.150 --> 00:43:58.650
CGI, wow, it was a clever idea what they did

00:43:58.650 --> 00:44:02.110
with this. So they made it modern day. Well,

00:44:02.150 --> 00:44:04.369
they didn't. It's meant to be in the past. It's

00:44:04.369 --> 00:44:08.309
meant to be like 90s. 94. And they were just

00:44:08.309 --> 00:44:11.070
so clever with it. So many things we get, oh,

00:44:11.150 --> 00:44:13.880
well, it's meant to be the 90s, but... everything

00:44:13.880 --> 00:44:19.139
still feels way or super modern yeah so the fact

00:44:19.139 --> 00:44:21.679
that all the casters that they're wearing they're

00:44:21.679 --> 00:44:24.960
basically wearing vr headsets they call neurocasters

00:44:24.960 --> 00:44:27.679
neurocasters they're wearing basically vr headsets

00:44:27.679 --> 00:44:31.480
now in our era that's really easy that's two

00:44:31.480 --> 00:44:36.170
lcd panels in front of your eyes in 94 We had

00:44:36.170 --> 00:44:40.130
CRTs. So everything had these CRTs, which means

00:44:40.130 --> 00:44:42.170
they've got these super long kind of eye bits

00:44:42.170 --> 00:44:45.170
because they've got to have the whole CRT assembly

00:44:45.170 --> 00:44:48.309
in there. And then all of the bots have a little

00:44:48.309 --> 00:44:50.949
CRT screen with their face on, which means their

00:44:50.949 --> 00:44:53.309
heads are really long and elongated. And it's

00:44:53.309 --> 00:44:57.250
just really nice. Everything felt as modern and

00:44:57.250 --> 00:45:00.789
futuristic as it was meant to, but it also felt

00:45:00.789 --> 00:45:03.969
like, my God, it is the 90s because all this

00:45:03.969 --> 00:45:06.809
future technology. is using technology from the

00:45:06.809 --> 00:45:10.250
90s to build it yeah really clever really well

00:45:10.250 --> 00:45:13.369
thought out so let's just very quickly summarize

00:45:13.369 --> 00:45:18.090
the plot um millie her brother her brother is

00:45:18.090 --> 00:45:21.510
like some super genius i think there's a kind

00:45:21.510 --> 00:45:24.099
of implication he's autistic You know what I

00:45:24.099 --> 00:45:27.539
mean? Yeah. There's a slight implication there's

00:45:27.539 --> 00:45:30.380
that going on, I think. It could be that or it

00:45:30.380 --> 00:45:32.159
could be, I think it's left for you to think,

00:45:32.239 --> 00:45:33.960
is it going to be down that route? Is it going

00:45:33.960 --> 00:45:36.480
to be down the route that he's just a socially

00:45:36.480 --> 00:45:39.659
inept because he's a geek? Either way, hyper

00:45:39.659 --> 00:45:42.400
intelligent. Yes. And it's us, he's doing the

00:45:42.400 --> 00:45:46.099
exam. Stuff happens, as I like to say, stuff

00:45:46.099 --> 00:45:49.440
happens. We're now in the future. And suddenly

00:45:49.440 --> 00:45:53.369
Millie's in care. Yeah. trying to get an alarm

00:45:53.369 --> 00:45:56.710
bracelet off her ankle, ankle, whatever you want

00:45:56.710 --> 00:45:59.690
to call it. Yeah. With the guy from Seinfeld.

00:45:59.789 --> 00:46:04.949
Yes. And it actually turns out that her parents

00:46:04.949 --> 00:46:07.610
and him died in a car crash. She was the only

00:46:07.610 --> 00:46:11.849
survivor. Well, she thought they all died. Turns

00:46:11.849 --> 00:46:14.650
out the brother didn't. And the brother's brain

00:46:14.650 --> 00:46:18.289
is basically being used to run this whole neural

00:46:18.289 --> 00:46:21.559
network. Yeah. And it's interesting because...

00:46:21.559 --> 00:46:23.199
And I think, is it during this time as well,

00:46:23.239 --> 00:46:25.380
that's when the robot war was or was the robot

00:46:25.380 --> 00:46:29.019
war before he's done that? I can't remember when

00:46:29.019 --> 00:46:30.500
the robot war was meant to have happened. I think

00:46:30.500 --> 00:46:32.639
it kind of happens at the same time. Yeah, so

00:46:32.639 --> 00:46:35.539
we get the idea that this big robot war has then

00:46:35.539 --> 00:46:39.280
happened and the robots have been excluded because

00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:41.420
they basically started standing up for themselves

00:46:41.420 --> 00:46:45.039
going, we are the sum of what we are. We want

00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:47.579
to start doing things we want to do. It's interesting

00:46:47.579 --> 00:46:49.190
because he... I don't know if you picked up on

00:46:49.190 --> 00:46:52.929
it. He says about being in two places at once,

00:46:53.110 --> 00:46:55.889
doesn't he? The kid says beforehand, he makes

00:46:55.889 --> 00:46:57.849
some comment to her about being in two places

00:46:57.849 --> 00:46:59.610
at once. Well, that's the point. And then very

00:46:59.610 --> 00:47:03.190
soon after, you see the advert that that guy's

00:47:03.190 --> 00:47:05.150
made about spitting the brain and being in two

00:47:05.150 --> 00:47:07.750
places at once. And right then I was like, the

00:47:07.750 --> 00:47:10.170
boy's got something to do with this. But I don't

00:47:10.170 --> 00:47:12.130
know. I didn't think at any point it was going

00:47:12.130 --> 00:47:14.190
to be his consciousness running the system. But

00:47:14.190 --> 00:47:17.389
I was like, I wonder if... They've stolen his

00:47:17.389 --> 00:47:20.869
idea or he came up with it. It's kind of what

00:47:20.869 --> 00:47:24.849
more I was thinking. Absolutely. And then, yeah,

00:47:24.929 --> 00:47:29.070
a robot turns up at her house. So Cosmo the robot.

00:47:29.150 --> 00:47:31.989
Cosmo the robot. A robot based on a TV cartoon

00:47:31.989 --> 00:47:34.789
her brother used to watch. And actually her brother's

00:47:34.789 --> 00:47:37.929
consciousness is inside it and he's trying to

00:47:37.929 --> 00:47:39.769
tell her. He can't speak. He can only use the

00:47:39.769 --> 00:47:42.590
catchphrases that are built into the robot and

00:47:42.590 --> 00:47:46.820
try to explain to her how to find. the doctor

00:47:46.820 --> 00:47:49.519
who's told her that he was dead and then that

00:47:49.519 --> 00:47:53.420
doctor supposedly can help him correct now that's

00:47:53.420 --> 00:47:55.960
the premise of the film there are two well there's

00:47:55.960 --> 00:48:00.460
an actor and actress listed for cosmo now i don't

00:48:00.460 --> 00:48:02.719
think it's listed one for motion cap and one

00:48:02.719 --> 00:48:04.519
for the voice i think what they're talking about

00:48:04.519 --> 00:48:07.039
is the voice of cosmo as the robot and the voice

00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:10.219
of cosmo for the tv show okay do you know who

00:48:10.219 --> 00:48:13.969
one of them is no alan tudyk Of course it is.

00:48:14.090 --> 00:48:17.090
Of course it is. He's in everything. He must

00:48:17.090 --> 00:48:20.590
have a big house. I think he just likes doing

00:48:20.590 --> 00:48:23.849
voices. Well, yeah, why not? So yeah, he is one

00:48:23.849 --> 00:48:26.730
of the Cosmos apparently. But anyway, yeah, so

00:48:26.730 --> 00:48:29.849
Cosmo turns up, they break out, they know where

00:48:29.849 --> 00:48:32.690
to go because he's like, yeah, my guardian or

00:48:32.690 --> 00:48:35.690
whatever he is. Was it uncle or something? It's

00:48:35.690 --> 00:48:39.760
uncle, isn't it? I don't know. If he is related.

00:48:40.000 --> 00:48:42.480
I can't remember what it is, but yeah. No, you're

00:48:42.480 --> 00:48:47.099
right. The state guardian is basically getting

00:48:47.099 --> 00:48:49.780
illegal goods from the exclusion zone. So she

00:48:49.780 --> 00:48:56.260
finds where Chris Press is. Yep. And Herm, who

00:48:56.260 --> 00:49:01.079
is such a great design. Yeah. I love the little

00:49:01.079 --> 00:49:03.639
LCD face they've got. Got a light up LED. Oh,

00:49:03.679 --> 00:49:05.940
it's just wonderful. But the character's good

00:49:05.940 --> 00:49:08.099
as well. Yeah. He's a bit of a badass, isn't

00:49:08.099 --> 00:49:10.889
he? And they've got this monster cave full of

00:49:10.889 --> 00:49:12.889
all stuff they've stolen from the exclusion zone.

00:49:12.969 --> 00:49:14.630
And again, it's all Star Wars. I'm looking at

00:49:14.630 --> 00:49:16.789
it going, oh, I love all of this. I remember

00:49:16.789 --> 00:49:19.730
that. I want that. Yeah. And then Chicken Man

00:49:19.730 --> 00:49:22.989
turns up. Chicken Man. Anyone who's seen Breaking

00:49:22.989 --> 00:49:29.110
Bad. Yeah. Yeah. Chicken Man. So the guy, there's

00:49:29.110 --> 00:49:32.909
the Chicken Man plays like the butcher. I think

00:49:32.909 --> 00:49:34.570
they call him. They call him the butcher. He's

00:49:34.570 --> 00:49:38.739
like the leader of the. human military force

00:49:38.739 --> 00:49:41.780
at the time of winning the war right so during

00:49:41.780 --> 00:49:47.239
the robot uprising he was he was a he was a general

00:49:47.239 --> 00:49:48.599
i thought he was the general he was something

00:49:48.599 --> 00:49:51.119
like he was a general but he got the name butcher

00:49:51.119 --> 00:49:53.780
for the number of robots he killed in service

00:49:53.780 --> 00:49:57.280
and it seems that he's now a mercenary for hire

00:49:57.280 --> 00:50:00.780
when looking for rogue children apparently because

00:50:00.780 --> 00:50:03.380
he's after millie bobby brown in this yeah to

00:50:03.380 --> 00:50:09.179
start with But he'll only kill robots. Yes. And

00:50:09.179 --> 00:50:12.800
that's a very specific character point which

00:50:12.800 --> 00:50:16.059
comes in later where he feels betrayed by the

00:50:16.059 --> 00:50:18.880
baddie. Who would have thought the baddie's betraying

00:50:18.880 --> 00:50:21.179
someone? So plot hole number one appears around

00:50:21.179 --> 00:50:23.380
now. I'm sure there's probably others, but I've

00:50:23.380 --> 00:50:26.139
ignored them. They get the gun out of his hand.

00:50:26.719 --> 00:50:29.920
They crush him basically with the wall at some

00:50:29.920 --> 00:50:33.230
point. Nobody thinks about... While we're running,

00:50:33.309 --> 00:50:36.469
let's pick up his super duper awesome, powerful

00:50:36.469 --> 00:50:39.630
gun that seems to destroy anything in its way.

00:50:39.869 --> 00:50:41.610
Yep, happens a couple of times. He drops that

00:50:41.610 --> 00:50:45.269
gun. No one ever picks it up. They even pan the

00:50:45.269 --> 00:50:47.630
camera to it. They make a point of it being there

00:50:47.630 --> 00:50:51.030
and no one getting it. And it's on IMDb. It's

00:50:51.030 --> 00:50:53.869
one of the first things on there that says, why

00:50:53.869 --> 00:50:56.630
don't they pick the gun up? I could have ended

00:50:56.630 --> 00:50:58.960
it. there and then i know it basically is but

00:50:58.960 --> 00:51:02.079
it stops progression of the story so what you

00:51:02.079 --> 00:51:04.840
then do is do you say that the butcher has more

00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:09.159
than one robot suit and then you just keep he

00:51:09.159 --> 00:51:12.079
keeps sending them in or and i actually think

00:51:12.079 --> 00:51:15.679
i like the fact they didn't do that is his battle

00:51:15.679 --> 00:51:17.739
scarred suit that he has is the one that he's

00:51:17.739 --> 00:51:19.780
just carried on from the war and he's just carrying

00:51:19.780 --> 00:51:21.579
on in that suit and you kind of get the idea

00:51:21.579 --> 00:51:24.480
when that suit dies he's going to stop doing

00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:26.579
what he's doing I guess from their perspective,

00:51:26.639 --> 00:51:28.300
it's like, do we run and get the gun or do we

00:51:28.300 --> 00:51:31.019
just leg it? They just leg it. True. I think

00:51:31.019 --> 00:51:34.380
that because the camera made a point of showing

00:51:34.380 --> 00:51:38.139
he dropped his gun, just cut that. Just cut that

00:51:38.139 --> 00:51:40.260
bit. You don't need to know where his gun's gone.

00:51:40.699 --> 00:51:42.820
He's dropped it or it's in his hand. He's a robot.

00:51:42.900 --> 00:51:44.199
He probably wouldn't have dropped it when he

00:51:44.199 --> 00:51:46.300
got hit by a rock. Why would he react in that

00:51:46.300 --> 00:51:49.760
way? Exactly. I think he puts his hands up to

00:51:49.760 --> 00:51:51.940
protect himself, doesn't he? I don't really remember.

00:51:52.250 --> 00:51:54.969
No. Exactly it was. It's a very frantic scene.

00:51:55.289 --> 00:51:56.610
Oh, I know. It's because the other crane's coming

00:51:56.610 --> 00:51:58.170
down. So he's putting his hands up to stop the

00:51:58.170 --> 00:52:01.849
crane. That's it. I think a more realistic thing

00:52:01.849 --> 00:52:04.250
is the gun only works in a robot's hands. I was

00:52:04.250 --> 00:52:05.989
going to say that was going to be more like it's

00:52:05.989 --> 00:52:09.449
like. Like under human's hands. Yeah. And you

00:52:09.449 --> 00:52:11.869
never know. Director's cut. That might have been

00:52:11.869 --> 00:52:14.289
a scene is I wouldn't pick that up if you don't.

00:52:14.510 --> 00:52:16.710
I think it's. Electric shock or something. Yeah.

00:52:16.769 --> 00:52:18.969
I've gone. What? I don't think it's robo. Oh,

00:52:19.070 --> 00:52:21.699
Judge Dredd. As much of a terrible film as it

00:52:21.699 --> 00:52:25.980
is, the gun of a judge can only be used by a

00:52:25.980 --> 00:52:31.659
judge and they're genetically encoded. So I think

00:52:31.659 --> 00:52:34.519
that's probably the idea that they were aiming

00:52:34.519 --> 00:52:38.300
for. Yeah, I think so. That's exactly what I

00:52:38.300 --> 00:52:39.980
was thinking. It's going to be something that

00:52:39.980 --> 00:52:41.760
they can't grab it. I just don't think they needed

00:52:41.760 --> 00:52:44.119
to pan to it at all. No. Just don't have that.

00:52:44.440 --> 00:52:46.199
Who cares? They're not going to go for it anyway.

00:52:46.340 --> 00:52:47.719
And it's great. They're getting these little

00:52:47.719 --> 00:52:49.460
mine carts, don't they? And trying to escape.

00:52:49.659 --> 00:52:52.500
And it's literally 10 yards. Instantly blown

00:52:52.500 --> 00:52:55.239
up. And I was like, I wasn't expecting that.

00:52:55.340 --> 00:52:56.820
I thought, yeah, they were going to escape and

00:52:56.820 --> 00:52:59.699
they don't. And it's quite funny. Yeah. And it's

00:52:59.699 --> 00:53:01.360
just lovely. Right. Get in the mine cart. Get

00:53:01.360 --> 00:53:04.440
in the mine. It's literally 10 yards. Yeah. So

00:53:04.440 --> 00:53:06.159
they literally are just getting in it because

00:53:06.159 --> 00:53:09.400
it's fun. Yeah. And you think like, it's actually

00:53:09.400 --> 00:53:13.280
pretty realistic that they wouldn't have made

00:53:13.280 --> 00:53:16.260
it. That is actually quite a touch. Yeah. But

00:53:16.260 --> 00:53:18.360
his gun was fucking brilliant. Like it had some

00:53:18.360 --> 00:53:20.900
kind of gravity well when he shot and it just

00:53:20.900 --> 00:53:23.139
pushed everything out of the way. I was like,

00:53:23.179 --> 00:53:27.059
that is a powerful gun. A lot of the guns in

00:53:27.059 --> 00:53:28.940
this were very cool actually. I like the fact

00:53:28.940 --> 00:53:32.380
that they aren't just firing bullets. They are

00:53:32.380 --> 00:53:35.199
particle weapon almost. I'm wondering if it's

00:53:35.199 --> 00:53:39.019
a rail gun and where it's doing that, it is a

00:53:39.019 --> 00:53:41.500
shockwave going with it. Possibly. That would

00:53:41.500 --> 00:53:43.829
make sense. Not that I know much about. weaponry

00:53:43.829 --> 00:53:45.449
and rail guns but i imagine that's how it would

00:53:45.449 --> 00:53:50.269
have worked uh yeah but really just there's so

00:53:50.269 --> 00:53:55.349
many great bits uh i we then get the giant herm

00:53:55.349 --> 00:53:58.909
so continuing which is like recapping the story

00:53:58.909 --> 00:54:01.110
i guess sorry yeah we then get the giant herm

00:54:01.110 --> 00:54:03.570
turn up which is just again really clever that

00:54:03.570 --> 00:54:06.630
they've got this little construction robot who's

00:54:06.630 --> 00:54:09.030
got a giant construction robot you can get in

00:54:09.030 --> 00:54:12.670
and just do bigger tasks yeah uh so he gets in

00:54:12.670 --> 00:54:15.469
that they go to where the peanut is because they're

00:54:15.469 --> 00:54:18.769
told that's where the doctor is they find all

00:54:18.769 --> 00:54:20.889
of the old robots from the war that have survived

00:54:20.889 --> 00:54:24.610
still led by mr peanut yep and peanut in the

00:54:24.610 --> 00:54:27.590
peanut car yeah and they kind of extend the story

00:54:27.590 --> 00:54:29.230
by saying that we're not going to help you we

00:54:29.230 --> 00:54:31.409
you need to leave we don't like humans blah blah

00:54:31.409 --> 00:54:33.869
blah but they kind of start to feel a little

00:54:33.869 --> 00:54:36.250
bit emotional because cosmo then starts playing

00:54:36.250 --> 00:54:39.219
the cartoon and they all kind of gather in and

00:54:39.219 --> 00:54:41.039
they realize that they've got this weird unified

00:54:41.039 --> 00:54:45.079
bond going on um so then yeah peanut goes oh

00:54:45.079 --> 00:54:46.900
well i'll come with you blah blah blah and they

00:54:46.900 --> 00:54:50.300
go off to the theme park isn't it yeah where

00:54:50.300 --> 00:54:55.119
they find the doctor um for the scabs yeah to

00:54:55.119 --> 00:54:58.420
the bad robots yeah oh forgot all about the scabs

00:54:58.420 --> 00:55:00.219
yeah which i thought would have got a bigger

00:55:00.219 --> 00:55:02.119
role in it i would have thought they were going

00:55:02.119 --> 00:55:03.960
to turn up at the end and maybe like kind of

00:55:05.650 --> 00:55:09.150
using south park get behind the darkies get behind

00:55:09.150 --> 00:55:13.170
the scabs send all of them in first and then

00:55:13.170 --> 00:55:15.010
the other rope you know they could have used

00:55:15.010 --> 00:55:17.510
them as like i don't know it's kind of cannon

00:55:17.510 --> 00:55:20.150
fodder yeah there's like a scab king they don't

00:55:20.150 --> 00:55:22.090
seem to kind of nothing seems to happen with

00:55:22.090 --> 00:55:23.969
them they're just kind of forgotten about so

00:55:23.969 --> 00:55:25.909
yeah they don't you don't seem to get like they're

00:55:25.909 --> 00:55:29.710
fighting them before they go into the uh the

00:55:29.710 --> 00:55:33.130
doctor's house yeah into the ghost house and

00:55:33.130 --> 00:55:34.940
then when they get out they're not there Yeah,

00:55:34.980 --> 00:55:38.440
so it feels a little bit like you could have

00:55:38.440 --> 00:55:39.840
used them a bit more. There could have been a

00:55:39.840 --> 00:55:42.559
bit more story involving them. The scavengers

00:55:42.559 --> 00:55:44.760
are just robots that are building themselves

00:55:44.760 --> 00:55:49.880
from bits of other robots. So not nice. But yeah,

00:55:49.960 --> 00:55:51.420
there's not much of them in the story, which

00:55:51.420 --> 00:55:53.539
is a shame. And obviously then we get the doctor.

00:55:53.539 --> 00:55:56.039
The doctor dies. The bad guy sends in a load

00:55:56.039 --> 00:56:00.659
of drones who captures Cosmo. They then raise

00:56:00.659 --> 00:56:04.780
the... bot haven to the ground killing load of

00:56:04.780 --> 00:56:07.940
the bots yeah which was a very sad moment it

00:56:07.940 --> 00:56:10.800
is a really sad moment because you they managed

00:56:10.800 --> 00:56:14.579
to impart emotion on these bots beautifully yeah

00:56:14.579 --> 00:56:16.519
and you really get kind of the feelings that

00:56:16.519 --> 00:56:19.800
oh god this is horrible and yeah perplexo's gone

00:56:19.800 --> 00:56:22.500
yes and they closed the curtain on him for the

00:56:22.500 --> 00:56:26.739
last time it's pretty brutal um and then yeah

00:56:26.739 --> 00:56:30.030
that kind of leads into chris pratt haircut and

00:56:30.030 --> 00:56:34.610
then them going for the fight. Now, the big robot

00:56:34.610 --> 00:56:37.650
that he gets into. With the slightly smaller

00:56:37.650 --> 00:56:40.510
robot with the small robot. Yeah. I love it.

00:56:40.670 --> 00:56:43.469
Do you remember exactly what it's called? I wrote

00:56:43.469 --> 00:56:49.789
it down. Is it an HR -60? It's a HRM heavy construction

00:56:49.789 --> 00:56:53.409
bot, but it's 60 foot tall. So, yeah, it's a

00:56:53.409 --> 00:56:56.949
60. Yes, they called it 60 foot HRM heavy construction

00:56:56.949 --> 00:57:00.940
bot. Yep. I love the fact that they, again, music

00:57:00.940 --> 00:57:03.400
choice for this film. Brilliant. Yeah. And they're

00:57:03.400 --> 00:57:05.679
blasting out Judas Priest breaking the law as

00:57:05.679 --> 00:57:08.360
he lobs a car into the building. Yeah. And then

00:57:08.360 --> 00:57:11.280
middle fingers. It's like, yes. At one point,

00:57:11.360 --> 00:57:13.619
he chucks a Porsche, doesn't he? He gets wedged

00:57:13.619 --> 00:57:19.039
in. It got stuck in. It got stuck. And then when,

00:57:19.119 --> 00:57:21.699
I love the fact that then literally two minutes

00:57:21.699 --> 00:57:24.980
later, Millie, the computer bot, are running

00:57:24.980 --> 00:57:27.170
into the building and the Porsche. suddenly lands

00:57:27.170 --> 00:57:31.349
next to him. So he's now fallen out. Yeah. Yeah,

00:57:31.389 --> 00:57:32.630
it's good, isn't it? And then they're running

00:57:32.630 --> 00:57:34.929
away from all the bots that are being sent after

00:57:34.929 --> 00:57:36.710
us. Are they following us? Yeah, they're following

00:57:36.710 --> 00:57:39.469
us. Yeah. I'm really glad you liked it too. I

00:57:39.469 --> 00:57:41.590
was almost concerned that you were going to not

00:57:41.590 --> 00:57:44.469
like it. No. I don't know why. I really enjoyed

00:57:44.469 --> 00:57:47.070
it. The final scene is well worth the build up.

00:57:48.329 --> 00:57:50.690
Obviously, do you recognize the actor that's

00:57:50.690 --> 00:57:54.369
playing the bad guy Skate? Yes. Stanley Tookie,

00:57:54.550 --> 00:57:58.900
who is... whatever his name is from the hunger

00:57:58.900 --> 00:58:02.099
games yeah he's in lots of stuff he's also funnily

00:58:02.099 --> 00:58:04.820
enough i didn't even realize he's merlin in that

00:58:04.820 --> 00:58:06.880
terrible transformers film that i was watching

00:58:06.880 --> 00:58:09.980
oh is he yeah he's in loads of stuff but he was

00:58:09.980 --> 00:58:13.840
again he was brilliant um you can't help but

00:58:13.840 --> 00:58:15.599
kind of look at him and he was just how it's

00:58:15.599 --> 00:58:19.280
how he is and um yeah just really good he does

00:58:19.280 --> 00:58:22.230
say one shit line it's like a a burning tire

00:58:22.230 --> 00:58:24.650
fire and a river of piss or something he says.

00:58:24.730 --> 00:58:26.289
I was like... Yeah, that's what the world is

00:58:26.289 --> 00:58:27.989
to him. He's like... Yeah, I just thought that

00:58:27.989 --> 00:58:29.769
was a bit shit. Yeah. I didn't really get that.

00:58:29.889 --> 00:58:31.389
But yeah, that was the only kind of moment for

00:58:31.389 --> 00:58:34.710
him I didn't like. He's an evil dude. Yeah. He's

00:58:34.710 --> 00:58:36.849
evil. I mean, there's the two bits that I've

00:58:36.849 --> 00:58:38.590
missed. I do want to say completely what the

00:58:38.590 --> 00:58:40.230
ending is for everyone and ruin it for them if

00:58:40.230 --> 00:58:42.389
they haven't watched it, but also the butcher.

00:58:42.449 --> 00:58:45.469
We've forgotten all about him in this final battle.

00:58:45.750 --> 00:58:48.269
Well, I think everyone knows it's real bad spoilers

00:58:48.269 --> 00:58:50.579
for the end here, everybody. This will ruin the

00:58:50.579 --> 00:58:55.260
film for you. So yeah, the butcher feels betrayed

00:58:55.260 --> 00:58:58.639
because he didn't realize that the boy was actually

00:58:58.639 --> 00:59:01.099
there. He thought he was just delivering a robot.

00:59:01.159 --> 00:59:02.940
He had no idea how the boy's conscience in it.

00:59:03.239 --> 00:59:06.820
And then he has a face off with Mr. Peanut and

00:59:06.820 --> 00:59:09.239
actually lets Peanut go. Yeah. So basically he

00:59:09.239 --> 00:59:11.760
realizes these bots have more humanity than the

00:59:11.760 --> 00:59:14.059
person he's just met. He says, he literally says

00:59:14.059 --> 00:59:17.280
it. So he's like, ah, and then just shuts down.

00:59:17.380 --> 00:59:19.079
Yeah. Just turns his thing off and that's it.

00:59:19.559 --> 00:59:24.639
And then the only way to save everybody is poor

00:59:24.639 --> 00:59:26.679
Millie has to basically turn the life support

00:59:26.679 --> 00:59:28.860
off of her brother. Yeah, so her brother. So

00:59:28.860 --> 00:59:31.960
sad, really, isn't it? But you know what? I am

00:59:31.960 --> 00:59:34.219
so glad Netflix had the bollocks to do that.

00:59:34.940 --> 00:59:37.280
Because I've spoken about this before and I've

00:59:37.280 --> 00:59:41.420
said it many times. Films do not need to have

00:59:41.420 --> 00:59:46.730
a totally happy ending. But the very end. There's

00:59:46.730 --> 00:59:51.590
a five second clip where the Cosmobot is in a

00:59:51.590 --> 00:59:54.510
junkyard and then you see his reflection in a

00:59:54.510 --> 00:59:57.730
puddle. So has some of her brother escaped? Has

00:59:57.730 --> 01:00:00.510
the brother escaped in some way? I do wonder

01:00:00.510 --> 01:00:03.469
if we're going to get a sequel. But what would

01:00:03.469 --> 01:00:07.530
they do with the sequel though? I hope they don't.

01:00:07.550 --> 01:00:10.090
I hope they don't. I wish they didn't have that

01:00:10.090 --> 01:00:12.190
little bit at the end. I would have rather just

01:00:12.190 --> 01:00:15.000
left it with the robot just junked. yeah and

01:00:15.000 --> 01:00:16.659
that would just been i wouldn't have even had

01:00:16.659 --> 01:00:19.079
that i wouldn't have even had that i wouldn't

01:00:19.079 --> 01:00:21.480
have even had any of that junk scene if you're

01:00:21.480 --> 01:00:23.079
not going to include the bit with the reflection

01:00:23.079 --> 01:00:25.659
you do not have the bit in the junk scene because

01:00:25.659 --> 01:00:28.179
that is just going to again it opens people up

01:00:28.179 --> 01:00:31.099
as why are we seeing this the final scene whenever

01:00:31.099 --> 01:00:33.360
you get a final scene and it's zooming in on

01:00:33.360 --> 01:00:35.139
something especially if it's in a scrap pile

01:00:35.139 --> 01:00:38.400
it's going to be that's going to come back to

01:00:38.400 --> 01:00:41.000
life isn't it or The eyes are suddenly going

01:00:41.000 --> 01:00:42.800
to turn on and then it's going to go to a black

01:00:42.800 --> 01:00:44.579
and it's going to be the title screen. And that's

01:00:44.579 --> 01:00:46.539
exactly what they've done here. It's just like

01:00:46.539 --> 01:00:48.900
suddenly we see the reflection of it alive. And

01:00:48.900 --> 01:00:51.199
now everyone's going to be saying, is there going

01:00:51.199 --> 01:00:53.900
to be a sequel? There's just no need for it.

01:00:53.900 --> 01:00:55.619
I think it's almost, it's an inception ending

01:00:55.619 --> 01:00:59.960
where the dreidel never falls. Yeah. But it's,

01:00:59.960 --> 01:01:01.880
you don't, it looks like it's going to fall,

01:01:01.940 --> 01:01:04.619
but it never does. So you're left thinking, is

01:01:04.619 --> 01:01:08.429
he in? is he in like inception or is he not and

01:01:08.429 --> 01:01:10.190
that's what they could have done there if they

01:01:10.190 --> 01:01:12.789
were going to have that scene at all just have

01:01:12.789 --> 01:01:14.769
the robot in the junkyard and nothing happened

01:01:14.769 --> 01:01:18.610
just cut yeah no lights no noise no just a robot

01:01:18.610 --> 01:01:21.289
getting dumped maybe dump some more on it cut

01:01:21.289 --> 01:01:25.110
having said that this could work as long as they

01:01:25.110 --> 01:01:28.590
don't do a sequel that is and i won't mind it

01:01:28.590 --> 01:01:30.809
as much if they definitely don't do a sequel

01:01:30.809 --> 01:01:32.809
if netflix suddenly say we are working on one

01:01:32.809 --> 01:01:34.690
i'm going to be very upset and say that this

01:01:34.690 --> 01:01:36.750
definitely didn't work, then just don't do it.

01:01:37.070 --> 01:01:39.730
But there are films where it has happened, and

01:01:39.730 --> 01:01:41.349
they haven't done a sequel, and it's been fine.

01:01:42.090 --> 01:01:44.489
Chappie. Now, Chappie came to mind straight away.

01:01:44.710 --> 01:01:46.750
You haven't seen it? Okay. The design of the

01:01:46.750 --> 01:01:49.570
robots and the drones, very, very, very similar

01:01:49.570 --> 01:01:52.110
to Chappie. Now, do you want me to ruin Chappie

01:01:52.110 --> 01:01:53.670
for you? Go for it. I'll watch it. So the very

01:01:53.670 --> 01:01:55.849
end of Chappie. So basically, Chappie is the

01:01:55.849 --> 01:01:59.110
modern Short Circuit. He's come alive. He's suddenly

01:01:59.110 --> 01:02:04.010
spawned consciousness. Tom Hanks, right? No,

01:02:04.050 --> 01:02:07.190
no, no, that's... We're all thinking about Finch.

01:02:07.670 --> 01:02:10.969
Oh. Chappie is a fair few years old now. I have

01:02:10.969 --> 01:02:15.010
seen this. It's with the guy... Slumdog Millionaire

01:02:15.010 --> 01:02:18.550
bloke, I think it was, wasn't it? No, I'm not

01:02:18.550 --> 01:02:20.809
thinking of it. I thought it had the Scottish

01:02:20.809 --> 01:02:25.789
dude in it. Who's in... It's got Wolverine in

01:02:25.789 --> 01:02:31.110
it. Maybe I definitely haven't seen it. I don't

01:02:31.110 --> 01:02:33.539
know. Let me show you a picture. That's chappy.

01:02:34.639 --> 01:02:36.639
I'm looking at that thinking I have seen it,

01:02:36.699 --> 01:02:39.639
but I didn't realize Hugh Jackman was in it.

01:02:39.760 --> 01:02:45.440
So it's got Dev Patel, who was, yeah, definitely

01:02:45.440 --> 01:02:47.280
Slumdog Millionaire. I'm glad I got that one

01:02:47.280 --> 01:02:52.760
right. It's got Hugh Jackman, Sigourney Weaver,

01:02:52.940 --> 01:02:56.659
Ninja, Yolandi Visser. It's all set in South

01:02:56.659 --> 01:02:59.059
Africa. It's a bit almost similar to kind of...

01:02:59.420 --> 01:03:03.340
District 9. I was thinking Gerald Butler. No.

01:03:04.380 --> 01:03:06.980
Anyway, so what happens at the end of Chappie

01:03:06.980 --> 01:03:10.519
is Chappie's alive. His creator's just been potentially

01:03:10.519 --> 01:03:13.099
killed. But what Chappie's worked out and built

01:03:13.099 --> 01:03:16.579
is the way to transfer someone's conscious into

01:03:16.579 --> 01:03:18.780
one of his machines, into one of these bots.

01:03:19.139 --> 01:03:22.820
So he saves his creator by putting him in a bot.

01:03:22.840 --> 01:03:26.340
And the very end of it is them both running away

01:03:26.340 --> 01:03:30.699
into the distance. with his creator going shit

01:03:30.699 --> 01:03:33.900
i'm a robot and then it ends and there's no sequel

01:03:33.900 --> 01:03:36.059
there's nothing they could have easily done a

01:03:36.059 --> 01:03:38.079
sequel based on that ending but they haven't

01:03:38.079 --> 01:03:41.940
yeah and that's if it okay electric state's chosen

01:03:41.940 --> 01:03:44.280
to do this route and we've got this bot come

01:03:44.280 --> 01:03:46.079
up and we've got to reflect just leave it to

01:03:46.079 --> 01:03:48.880
our own minds now okay i don't like the ending

01:03:48.880 --> 01:03:51.420
i don't like they've done it but as long as they

01:03:51.420 --> 01:03:53.659
just leave it for us to think about what could

01:03:53.659 --> 01:03:56.400
happen rather than going and doing a sequel i'm

01:03:56.400 --> 01:03:59.510
fine with that Yeah, I just don't know what plot

01:03:59.510 --> 01:04:02.889
point they would be. The baddie's been defeated.

01:04:03.190 --> 01:04:06.030
The robots are going to be joining everybody

01:04:06.030 --> 01:04:08.610
and they're all going to be happy families. And

01:04:08.610 --> 01:04:12.210
that's it. I don't know where the story is for

01:04:12.210 --> 01:04:14.070
another time. It will be the reintegration of

01:04:14.070 --> 01:04:17.030
the robots into society. Everything will be wonderful

01:04:17.030 --> 01:04:20.829
and Center will get reset up. Or there'll be

01:04:20.829 --> 01:04:25.409
some sentient part of Center that was being worked

01:04:25.409 --> 01:04:30.440
on. In case the boy failed and a scientist has

01:04:30.440 --> 01:04:33.940
carried on working on it and it's an AI. That's

01:04:33.940 --> 01:04:37.380
what it'll be. It'll be an AI -based thing. And

01:04:37.380 --> 01:04:41.199
it'll be shit. There's just no need for it. Yeah.

01:04:42.679 --> 01:04:47.400
So, in conclusion, brilliant film. Really, really

01:04:47.400 --> 01:04:49.679
loved it. Everything about it I really loved.

01:04:49.820 --> 01:04:52.019
I loved the designs of the robots. I know a lot

01:04:52.019 --> 01:04:53.639
of them are just stripped straight from the...

01:04:53.880 --> 01:04:56.440
the artwork which is great that's good they should

01:04:56.440 --> 01:04:59.400
have done that 100 um could they have done a

01:04:59.400 --> 01:05:01.820
bit more with it yeah they could have did they

01:05:01.820 --> 01:05:04.599
need to do much more with it no they didn't so

01:05:04.599 --> 01:05:06.639
they could have done they didn't doesn't matter

01:05:06.639 --> 01:05:09.739
i still really enjoyed it i loved that they had

01:05:09.739 --> 01:05:12.800
a load of piano versions of songs so slowly started

01:05:12.800 --> 01:05:14.900
from the piano and then went into the song really

01:05:14.900 --> 01:05:18.960
nice as a taco bot i stand with you mate rebuild

01:05:18.960 --> 01:05:21.199
taco bot and getting back on the piano brilliant

01:05:21.199 --> 01:05:25.329
um But everything was just so well designed.

01:05:25.690 --> 01:05:30.110
Yeah. One particular line I really liked, when

01:05:30.110 --> 01:05:33.730
Skate's character gets in the supersized drone

01:05:33.730 --> 01:05:36.469
that he's built. Yep. You're trespassing and

01:05:36.469 --> 01:05:38.369
you've just got Penny Post there going, well,

01:05:38.389 --> 01:05:40.750
actually, as a member of the United States Postal

01:05:40.750 --> 01:05:43.250
Service, I'm allowed here. He tries to give him

01:05:43.250 --> 01:05:45.650
a letter before just getting blasted out the

01:05:45.650 --> 01:05:49.829
way. Yeah. Great film. Everyone, go watch it.

01:05:49.889 --> 01:05:55.440
Really good. These Porsches can really go, baby.

01:05:58.780 --> 01:06:01.739
Ah, shanked it. It's stuck. It's freaking stuck.

01:06:03.860 --> 01:06:08.719
Next time on the Untitled Sci -Fi Show, we are...

01:06:08.719 --> 01:06:10.219
Oh, I've got no idea what we're watching. I'm

01:06:10.219 --> 01:06:13.239
looking forward. No, because I said that I would

01:06:13.239 --> 01:06:18.780
like Kay to watch it with you. Uh -oh. And let

01:06:18.780 --> 01:06:25.170
me just go to it. It is the 1993 classic. 18

01:06:25.170 --> 01:06:32.650
certificate. Rated 15 Demolition Man. She is

01:06:32.650 --> 01:06:35.269
about the age I was when I watched it for the

01:06:35.269 --> 01:06:37.929
first time. We are not showing her Demolition

01:06:37.929 --> 01:06:41.530
Man. How old is she? She is 11. Yeah, so I would

01:06:41.530 --> 01:06:43.710
have been 8 when this came out. Yeah. I was about

01:06:43.710 --> 01:06:47.449
11 or 12 when I watched it, I think. i'm sure

01:06:47.449 --> 01:06:50.349
you were and i'm sure i probably was too i can

01:06:50.349 --> 01:06:52.929
tell you now her mother will come for you if

01:06:52.929 --> 01:06:55.989
i get her watch that that's a shame but you and

01:06:55.989 --> 01:06:57.869
me are going to be watching one of my favorite

01:06:57.869 --> 01:07:01.869
films of all time demolition man i'm so excited

01:07:01.869 --> 01:07:03.670
when was the last time you watched this i watched

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it very recently i'm gonna watch it about three

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months ago i'm gonna watch it i love it especially

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as it's on streaming now yeah it's on streaming

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so in full 4k goodness yeah everybody and i bought

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it on dvd for a pound from cex oh did you yeah

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Gotta love it. Oh, maybe we should watch it together.

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Yeah, we could do that. And we'll just have the

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lavalier mics. We'll just do a bonus episode

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of us talking through the film. Oh, I'd love

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that. Let's do that. He just needs to get back

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to the X. You are in violation of the treaty.

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He's marked for deactivation. You're heartless.

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You can't be heartless to things with no heart.

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All right, give me a moment. It's recording.

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Get over the traumatic news you've just given

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me. I could be completely wrong. I could be wrong.

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For those not in the know, I've really hurt my

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toe. And we're thinking we might have to lose

01:07:52.880 --> 01:07:57.179
my toenail. Yeah, not his toe, his toenail. So

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thank you, everyone, for listening. Thank you.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. You

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can find us on all the social medias. mainly

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us at rob at channel 84 .co .uk and tj at channel

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84 .co .uk i'm going to say that properly i've

01:08:21.250 --> 01:08:24.109
noticed i do i say like i don't ever say .co

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.uk correctly website www .channel84 .co .uk

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we are part of the studio channel 84 network

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of indie podcasts who also include our other

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show, The Variety Show, which I never say on

01:08:38.779 --> 01:08:41.159
here. No, you don't. I don't know why I never

01:08:41.159 --> 01:08:43.199
do. But yeah, The Variety Show, basically our

01:08:43.199 --> 01:08:48.060
main one. This is the side quest. And we've got

01:08:48.060 --> 01:08:51.079
Lightly Used with Karen and Adam. And we've got

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Who Takes the Socks Off? It's Who Takes the Socks

01:08:53.640 --> 01:08:56.159
Off? Fuck, I got it wrong again. Who Takes the

01:08:56.159 --> 01:09:00.939
Socks Off with Simon and Ross. They're all wonderful

01:09:00.939 --> 01:09:05.519
people. They're all very good podcasts. 100%.

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We do have a co -fight. I don't know what the

01:09:08.140 --> 01:09:13.399
link is. Just look on the channel84 .co .uk site

01:09:13.399 --> 01:09:17.199
and you'll find it there. Podcasts at channel84

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.co .uk. If you want to email both of us, please

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do send in your thoughts for this week's, this

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episode, whatever you want to call it. Guess

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the intro. It's not a special one. It's just

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back to a normal one. Okay. And that's it. And

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we'll see you again in a fortnight with Demolition

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Man. I'm really excited. Demolition Man. Love

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you. Love you too. Thank you for listening to

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