1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Nice night for a walk. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Today we are canceling the apocalypse! 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 What's the problem? 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:14,000 I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. 5 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:22,000 This is my security chief, Alaric Atan, my chief medical officer, Claire Finn, and my ex-wife, Kelly Gracie. 6 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:28,000 To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human. 7 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Where we going? Up to my shack! What the hell for? 8 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Because when I left yesterday I turned the lights off! 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 I have pressed the button on the fancy screen. 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Oh look, it records flashing red! 11 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,000 It is, yeah. No one's allowed to come in the door because it's flashing red. 12 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 Oh, it's like we're in a real studio! 13 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:50,000 This is very cool. TJ's gone and brought a new toy. 14 00:00:50,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Yeah, we've got a new recording toy. We have a Mackie DLZ creator and it's probably massively over top for just our show. 15 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:11,000 But we have got plans on doing a little bit of creator stuff with streaming and game recording and some video work in the future and a few extra bits for the show. 16 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,000 So it is going to get heavily used. 17 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,000 I can't stop staring at it, I've got a big smile on my face. 18 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 It's got a lovely big screen, doesn't it? 19 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:26,000 We were looking at the Rodecaster 2 Pro and that screen was tiny. That's a 10 inch screen. It's like having an iPad attached to it. 20 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,000 It's like having a little laptop next to me basically. That's what it feels like. 21 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,000 100% and it's definitely an upgrade to what we were using previously. 22 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:44,000 It was designed to be a portable thing, it was designed to go out into the field so you could set up microphones for people and then move to your next location. 23 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,000 But that is what we don't do that. 24 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Well at the time we did do it, we kept losing stuff didn't we? 25 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Oh no, that was a different thing though. 26 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,000 That was with the wireless mics. 27 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Yeah, that was those wireless mics. 28 00:01:54,000 --> 00:02:02,000 That was when we went to London for Star Trek. We lost about over half of our content. 29 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 But it was all fun, wasn't it? 30 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Oh, it was all fun. 31 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:11,000 Flash! Flash, I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth! 32 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:17,000 So, guess the intro from last week. So how did you do? 33 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Err... 34 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Well I mean I can tell before you. 35 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Yeah. 36 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 You got them all eventually. 37 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Exactly. Eventually. 38 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Between the workshopping of you, Karen, Adam and Simon. 39 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Yeah. 40 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,000 You got there eventually. 41 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:41,000 It was eventually. It was really good though and up until this point we still have had no 100% correct answers. 42 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,000 We had someone very close. 43 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Very close. 44 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 One off. 45 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Close. 46 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:53,000 I'm going to be anal about this and I'm going to say it needs to be 100% to get the £10 Amazon voucher. 47 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Oh, it has to be 100%. 48 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,000 So if they didn't get it last week, same competition applies this week. 49 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:03,000 But with the intro they just heard, would you like me to play the previous one back to you? 50 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Hang on a moment. That won't work, will it? Because you're about to make me do it. 51 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:12,000 No, no, no. So you're going to hear last weeks. Now I'm going to play you last weeks. 52 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,000 So you just can hear last weeks again and you can say what they are for people. It's over. 53 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Oh, right. Okay. 54 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 They've got a new one now. No one got the first one. 55 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 You know I can't remember, don't you? 56 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Let's just try this first time ever. We're going to press unpause on... 57 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Ooh, okay. 58 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:31,000 I've done it on the wrong one. You've done that on the wrong channel. You need nine and ten. 59 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Hear that? Yeah, I can hear that straight from Rob's phone. 60 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,000 I'm just doing a screen on my phone here. 61 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Ooh, very sci-fi of you. 62 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Yeah, so I can actually get the notes up. 63 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Talking to the mic. 64 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Oh, sorry. Yeah. 65 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 It's going well so far, isn't it? 66 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:08,000 So it's going to be very much like Cheap Show for a while where I shout at Rob to talk into the mic 67 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,000 because this new recorder, as you can hear, he's already moved away from it. 68 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Oh, right here. 69 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:18,000 He's really anal about making sure you now talk into the microphone because the idea is it is really 70 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:28,000 making sure that no background noises, no echo, anything like that, no mic echoes are caught, all of that stuff. 71 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 So bear with us. 72 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:36,000 So I said last time there were seven, there was actually eight. I did put a post out saying that. 73 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 You did? 74 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:44,000 But even when I told the people that did write in to me that it was actually eight, they still didn't get it anyway. 75 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 And there's one in particular that they all missed. 76 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:51,000 So just from that little bit, even though I was speaking over it, can you remember any of them? 77 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 No, I really can't. 78 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 OK, so we had Ghostbusters. 79 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Yep, obviously. 80 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 We had Aliens. 81 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Yes. 82 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 I would have accepted Alien. I would have accepted that. 83 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 You would have just accepted the franchise. OK. 84 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:07,000 I'm going to do the hard one last because I go to Stargate when you hear the person saying Chevron 1 and Coder. 85 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Yeah. 86 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:15,000 And Flash Gordon, which if anyone has now watched the episode along with us, they would have actually gone back and heard that. 87 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Hopefully so. 88 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Dive! 89 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:21,000 We had Farscape. That was a tough one. 90 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 That was a tough one. 91 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:28,000 I purposely picked a tough one because I wanted Karen to not get it because we'd been speaking about Farscape. 92 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Right, OK. 93 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:33,000 So that was the one where he's like, it's in my head. 94 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Oh, right. Yes, yes, yes. I know which one you mean. Yep. 95 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 So do you know much about Farscape? 96 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:43,000 Not much. I remember watching it when it first came out because obviously I was really kind of sci-fi orientated. 97 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:51,000 I was going through my Star Trek phase and it's a new show on Channel 4. I watched it. I just thought it was a little bit weird. 98 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 So there's a... 99 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Maybe too weird. 100 00:05:53,000 --> 00:06:04,000 In the later series, I think the main bad guy, I can't remember if he like dies, something happens to him but gets implanted into the mind of the protagonist. 101 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 And that's what he's saying. He's like, he's in my head. 102 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Yes. I vaguely remember that. 103 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Now, it's that weird one, isn't it? Because you've got the short little hairy alien dude. 104 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 You've got... 105 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Yeah, yeah. 106 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,000 He was like a king or something. He was a regal. 107 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Then you had, I think he was an ex-Neighbours actor, was the main man. I can't remember. I think he was definitely a soap opera person. 108 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 You know, it's interesting because he's in Stargate as well, SG-1. 109 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Oh, is he? 110 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Yeah, the later... and so is the woman. So the love interest. I can't remember her name. 111 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Yeah, you've got the love interest. 112 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Yeah, she's also in Stargate SG-1 in the later series. 113 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Then you had the one that basically was a stolen character design from a George Lucas Star Wars film. 114 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:54,000 If I remember rightly, didn't you have to injure him to help him heal or something like that? 115 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 I don't really remember too much, yeah. 116 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:00,000 So yeah, there was something weird like that. Then you had the evil bondage dude. 117 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 Yeah, that's the bad guy. 118 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Who then ends up in his head. Yeah, I remember that weird... 119 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 The pilot. 120 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,000 The pilot, yes, which always looked very cool. 121 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 And then you had the ship. 122 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Yeah. 123 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:15,000 And obviously, I mean, same era. Babylon 5 we should probably look at at some point. 124 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Miranda's obsessed with us watching Big Trouble in Little China. 125 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Oh, what a good film. 126 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Now, I've never seen it all the way through. 127 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Sacrilege. 128 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Yeah, that's exactly the word she would use too, because it's one of her favourites. 129 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 I mean, it's a great fantasy film. 130 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:38,000 So, Fast Company said Star Wars, that's the one that I didn't have on my list, but it's obvious that Star Wars is. 131 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 There's a lightsaber and Jar Jar Brinks. 132 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 And then Demolition Man is at the end. 133 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Which it has to be. 134 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Has to be. 135 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 For the first one of the series, it has to be in there. 136 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Yeah, and the last one, Seaquest. 137 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Seaquest. 138 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 That's the one that no one could get. 139 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 No, that's the one that nobody got. 140 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Doesn't surprise me, because I don't think people believe that Seaquest existed. 141 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Yeah, and it's got the dude from Jaws in it, which blows my mind that he's in it. 142 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Ah, well there you go. 143 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:14,000 At least it's a show that I always take the piss out of Stiddy for, because when he used to explain it to me, maybe he didn't explain it. 144 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 But is there a dolphin in it? 145 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 There is a dolphin in it. 146 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 You get Torques or something? 147 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,000 I think there's a pair of dolphins. 148 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Because is that what the joke is from Star Trek, from Lower Decks? 149 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Yes, but there's also, I think that's partly DSV, but there's also an episode of Star Trek where Alexander, one of the most annoying characters, ends up befriending Troy's mum, who is probably my most hated character. 150 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:55,000 And basically she says, he goes, oh dad, do I really have to come with you? And he's like, yeah, I told you, get your ass back to our room. I mean, lucky you. You've got to live with me, mate. 151 00:08:55,000 --> 00:09:02,000 And he's like, but we were going to go and see the dolphins. So even the Enterprise has dolphins. 152 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Okay, well, that's it. No one got it. 153 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:11,000 No one got it. So this week, £10 is still up for offer. So it's rolling over, is it? 154 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:15,000 It will roll it over, it just won't go up in money. It's not like the lottery. I'm a cheap street. 155 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 We're only doing this once. 156 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Oh yeah, it's only happening once. Until someone gets them all, then once it's done, it's done. 157 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:28,000 So obviously they would have heard, you won't have heard it. I wouldn't have heard it because I haven't made it yet. 158 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:39,000 But there is one, two, three, four, there is six, because I have it written on my, because I've got them planned. So one, two, three, four, five, six, six. 159 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 And is it hard this week? 160 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 This one is probably going to be easier. 161 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Oh, okay. So we're giving the £10 away for this one. 162 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure only one of them, somebody might not get, I think you're going to get all of these, unless I purposely pick really difficult. 163 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Okay, cool. Anyway, sounds good. 164 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Let's go on with it. 165 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Look, water is leaking from her eyes. 166 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 So mate, what have you been doing? 167 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Ah, same old, same old. You can stop now. 168 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 It's the running joke, isn't it? 169 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:16,000 It is the running joke. I haven't really watched much sci-fi, except for Flash Gordon, which is what we needed to watch. 170 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:23,000 I have been playing a lot more games. So I've been sat there. The Lenovo's come out most evenings. 171 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,000 I've completed, are we going to do a game section in a minute? And we talk about that then. 172 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 We'll just talk about it now. 173 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:40,000 So I've completed The World Is Not Enough on N64 and blown away by how good it was. I was really expecting that to be some sort of shoddy Goldeneye knockoff. 174 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:46,000 And it's not. It is entirely its own game. Yet they've taken a couple of little bits here and there, Eurocom. 175 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:58,000 But on the most part, it's absolutely worth playing. It's its own game and it deserves to be its own game because they've done such a good job on it. 176 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:05,000 It looks good. The levels are pretty much the similar length the Goldeneye levels were. 177 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 I thought they were the ones I've done so far. I thought they were a bit shorter. 178 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:15,000 They do get longer. They do get longer. But you're right. The first couple you play, especially the bank one, you realise, oh my God, that's like... 179 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:19,000 The bank one. Yeah. When you figure it out, when you actually realise what you've got to do. 180 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Yeah. And it can be a little bit panickety about you go up to a door code, you choose the keycard to use, and if you're not pointing exactly at the keycard, hold a thing on the wall, and you're within a certain distance, it just doesn't do anything. 181 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:43,000 So you think, oh, it's obviously not that one. So yeah, I think I lost 10 minutes on the bank mission because it's like, well, I've gone and done the other door and it worked with it, but this door doesn't work with it. 182 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:48,000 And then I realised, oh, I need to take one step closer and boom, there it was. It worked absolutely fine. 183 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:55,000 So there's that. Finished Half-Life 2 the other day. Nice. So I'm two games down on that. 184 00:11:55,000 --> 00:12:06,000 And the other one I've started is Duke Nukem for... not Duke Nukem forever. Duke Nukem... 64? Zero Hour on N64, which is the one I never played. 185 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:16,000 We had, back in the day, Duke Nukem time to kill on the PlayStation, which is similar story. It's Duke Nukem going through time to fix everything. 186 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Zero Hour is the N64's equivalent. I don't know why they did two different games. Very odd because they're both third person, they're both very similar in design. I'm just looking at different studios, I'm guessing. 187 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:38,000 In fact, I think this is the same studio, interestingly, that did World is Not Enough because there's a lot of similarities in the controls and holding down one button and then doing another button to do extra bits. 188 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:46,000 So it is interesting to see that not necessarily the engine was carried over, but they went design style, let's keep it similar. 189 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:56,000 It's funny when you play a lot of these older FPS games, even when you go to the PS2 era, even the PS3 era ones, the buttons for every single one are totally different. 190 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:05,000 They're really difficult to manage because we're also used to the cod button skin, which is now basically the default. 191 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:15,000 X reload, Y jump, or whatever it is. The kind of B being crouch or whatever, or A jump, whatever it is. 192 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:20,000 Y change weapon, something like that, isn't it? There's a standard, but all those other ones... 193 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:27,000 It's taken years to get into a position. Don't forget, when it started with Doom, you had just the cursor keys, no mouse look. 194 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:41,000 You had control was fire, space was use. Then you'd find the occasional game would be, control would be crouch, or C would be crouch. 195 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:49,000 When crouching became a thing, space bar would become jump. So then you had to think, well, what's the use button? And they moved to return for being the use button. 196 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Then obviously we got into the modern era of FPSs, and then the mouse started to get involved. You got mouse look, which then meant people moved to WASD, 197 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:06,000 which then gave you WASD. E is always use, R is always reload. Brilliant. Works really well. Space is jump, control is crouch, shift is run. 198 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:17,000 It's evolved from that. Then you're right. Then it comes into the console gaming. I think really the modern systems have pretty much gone for the same, haven't they? 199 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:28,000 So you've got your triggers are always fire. You've got your left trigger is always your secondary action. You've got your shoulder buttons tend to do grenades or something. 200 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:35,000 And then you're right. I think normally the top button, which is Y, isn't it? Change weapon. Why is normally, I think, is it change weapon? 201 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:45,000 Then you've got to the left of it, whatever that one is, X is going to be reload. Then no, X is down at the bottom, isn't it? 202 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:51,000 So here's what console is. If you're seeing an Xbox, X is on the left, but on PlayStation it's the bottom. 203 00:14:51,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Yeah. So six o'clock tends to be kind of jump. Nine o'clock tends to be use. Very top is reload or change weapon. 204 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:10,000 And then three o'clock will either be reload or change weapon, depending on what's set to the other one. But there is that global standard now, isn't there? 205 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:23,000 One of the thumb sticks tends to be melee to attack. So you've got the standards. And interesting with this, with Junoocom Zero Hour, I actually had to go through all of their settings. 206 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:34,000 So they've got four or five different controller layouts all pre done for you. And I think I've chosen number three, which is the one that pretty much matches the world is not enough because I've just got used to playing that. 207 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:48,000 So actually it's quite nice to go back to a similar one. The only thing I'll say about it is rock hard. Some bits are pretty easy, but then you come across some of the lizard creatures, especially the snipers, two shots from them and you're dead. 208 00:15:48,000 --> 00:16:05,000 And it suffers what you suffered with in Goldeneye. Although it's got a semi okay automatic aiming ability, the big issue with it is as soon as you go to the manual aim, it's clunky again, just like the N64 was, just like it was on Goldeneye. 209 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:18,000 You're holding down a trigger, one of the top shoulder buttons, you're using your joystick to move it around and it just moves left and right. And then you go to do the trigger and it's like, oh no, now I've moved off and I've missed them. 210 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:34,000 And with the snipers in Zero Hour, it's such a pain in the ass because I say two shots, you're dead by them. And almost always I've taken at least one hit from them when I've spotted them too late because I'm faffing about trying to get this precise shot on them. 211 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Yeah. I don't know, did I ever play that? I'm not sure if I ever actually played it. But I do like the old Duke Nukem's. 212 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:51,000 Yeah, I do. I like all the Duke Nukem's on the most part. Duke Nukem Forever I thought was incredibly forced, a bit rubbish. 213 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000 The nearest one? 214 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 That was the one that took years and years. 215 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000 I never played it. 216 00:16:55,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Yeah, it was rubbish. It was not anywhere near what Duke Nukem should have been. Interestingly, they did or someone leaked a really large build of Duke Nukem Forever back in from I think it was 97 or 98 when it first kind of appeared on people's radars as this is coming. 217 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:29,000 And then you've had Duke Nukem 3D look at this and it was using, I think it was the Quake 2 engine or a similar engine at the time and they're completing it, they're finishing it. You can actually download it and it's playable now. 218 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Oh cool. 219 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:42,000 And you can play it on modern machines. And it's such a different game to what we've got now. I mean the joke was it was Duke Nukem Forever DNF did not finish. It should have stayed not finished in my opinion. 220 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Yeah. 221 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:56,000 I mean people do say it's okay but it's just not a match to something like 3D. Even A Time to Kill on the PlayStation which was a third person, completely different style game. That beats forever in my book. 222 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Do you reckon they could do another Duke Nukem nowadays? 223 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:17,000 Not easily and you'd probably end up upsetting too many people with his attitude and how he is and yeah I just don't think a game studio would bother risking it sadly. Even as a joke I'm not sure you'd get away with it. 224 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Which is a shame because the games on the most part were good. It's really difficult to say actually because Duke Nukem 3D got Duke Nukem 3D World Tour released not too long ago, a few years ago obviously. 225 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:44,000 And that was released to PlayStation 4. So it was just Duke Nukem 3D, the original levels, the Atomic Edition and then some new levels from around the world where you go to different places around the, around Earth. 226 00:18:44,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Bit crap but it's the same game and they've still released it but I don't know if it's because it was just the original that they got away with it. If they said we're building a brand new one from scratch and included everything that might be inappropriate, don't know. Honestly don't know. 227 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:04,000 I think if they took the inappropriate stuff away it wouldn't be a... 228 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000 It would kill it. 229 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:11,000 They're still making those terrible cartoony porn ones. 230 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Well, saying that, there is a game... 231 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Leisure Suit Larry. 232 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Oh, Leisure Suit Larry. 233 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000 They're still making them. 234 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Really? 235 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000 Yeah. 236 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000 Oh my god. 237 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 I think there's a mobile one. 238 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,000 The problem is, he's just a lech in that. 239 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 There might be a Switch one. Might be. 240 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 I'll have to look into that then. 241 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 On the Switch, yeah, you still... 242 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Okay, I'll have to look into... saying that, the closest you can get to Duke Nukem 3D, a modern game is, and I'm just pointing it out, you won't see it because there's a box in the way, a game called Ion Fury and that was made by the same studio that made Duke Nukem 3D. 243 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:56,000 It's even in the original build engine. They've just modernised it so it works on modern computers. So it looks exactly like Duke Nukem 3D. It's got its own character. It's brilliant. 244 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:15,000 It's just like playing Duke Nukem 3D, just without his womanising, misogynistic attitude. It's still got a lot of humour to it. It's still very similar to that era of games. It's well worth playing. When we swap Steam, you'll be able to play it so you can have a go. 245 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:31,000 As he says, I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all out of gum. I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your throat. Hell to the king, baby. Tell me more about this man Houdini. What have you been up to? 246 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:45,000 I have also been playing a lot of games, but I've also watched some sci-fi. So we watched Alien Romulus. I'll try to put that little bonus out, that little ten minute snippet. 247 00:20:45,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Yeah, it's in my queue to listen to tomorrow on my train to Kent. I'm whispering slightly, so the audio quality's not great. I do whisper a bit because I was half ten at night and I'm in the back of the garden. There's a lot of people around with dogs and people coming in. I was a little bit self-conscious about it. I don't know why. I walked for 45 minutes on my own doing it. 248 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:15,000 Without recording yourself to start with. 249 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Yeah, fuck. Well, there's some that I cut from this bonus of me going, fuck it, is this on? What am I doing? And it was already on. So I just, a little talk. I basically just come my pants over it. I fucking loved it. 250 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:48,000 I really enjoyed it. I saw it at the cinema. I understand people's, or some people's frustrations with it. I don't feel that the people that criticise it saying it's just trying to rewrite Alien. No, it's not. I think it's actually a really good continuation of it. 251 00:21:48,000 --> 00:22:13,000 I don't think it's trying to rewrite anything. Now, Telf did make the point that the end is very similar to, is it Prometheus? Yeah, but Prometheus was shit. Yeah. I could see the similarity, the offspring being the character. I saw that a mile off as she knew she was putting the black spunk in her. But I think that was the point of it. 252 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Yeah, absolutely. I mean, that didn't detract from my experience. I just, the two things about it. We spoke last time about practical effects. The practical effects in this sell this film so wonderfully. They are perfect. Yes. The offspring character is practical. Everything is practical. 253 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:44,000 The practical effects is played by a Russian basketball player. And you look at him, he's like, you didn't need much doing to use a look like that. 254 00:22:44,000 --> 00:23:12,000 It's just incredible when you actually see the xenomorphs in the background, where the scene before she shoots them all in the zero gym. They're quite clearly people in suits. They look like, but that's not a bad thing because it makes them feel real. Absolutely. They actually look like they're creatures with the right proportions of what you think a creature might look like. 255 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:28,000 I mean, it's as if that had been Alien four, whatever it was called, whether you know the swimming one. Yeah. Alien resurrection. They would have been all CGI and they would have looked fucking dreadful. And they did. They did look dreadful. I mean, I've got a little bit, a little bit love for resurrection, even though it's a terrible film. It's just kind of that. 256 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:47,000 It came out when I was old enough to actually see it. So I've kind of have that little bit of love for it because of that. I mean, one thing I would say about Alien Romulus, which I was so happy about, and they maybe did it a little bit too much, but they didn't do a discovery on us. 257 00:23:47,000 --> 00:24:07,000 No, it's still felt. And we've said this about alien isolation. They didn't modernize the technology. Yes. That was so good. I got, there's a lot of grins while I was watching going, they've got the CRT monitors everywhere. They've got amber screens. They've got CRT monitors. 258 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:27,000 It was just, it's, I think there's a bit where it says 2036 and it was an implication that this is set in what their world of 2030. I don't think it is, but there was something that came up and ran was kind of like, is this meant to be in 2036? Back when they made Aliens idea of what 2036 would be. 259 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:41,000 The thing is you could see spaceships being just like this. Yes. This industrial, dirty, no panels anywhere, no fluorescent lights, you know, coming on. 260 00:24:41,000 --> 00:25:01,000 That's another point, isn't it? And when you consider, if you were to build a giant spaceship that had to move people around, pardon me, that was doing some sort of industry, you're not going to make it beautiful and shiny. It's going to look like a ship that floats on the ocean currently. 261 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:12,000 And you don't get top of the range, super shiny, high definition craft. You get functional things. You get things that you know I can repair that. 262 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Yeah. And the nice areas are all the living quarters. Did you notice the bridge, the mother room, the living quarters where they're all eating and the sick bay. 263 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000 Yes. 264 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:31,000 And they all look completely different than any other part of the ship, which all the rest of it looked like. There's not a panel anyway. There's cables, there's everything. 265 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:44,000 As much as the JJ Abrams Star Trek films aren't necessarily the best Star Trek films, I've enjoyed them. They're their own thing. And at least they said, this isn't canon. 266 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:56,000 Okay, we've rebuilt a couple of the films and done it in our own way. Spock is now Kirk and Kirk is Spock in the second film when they're fighting Khan. But at least they had a go at doing something a bit different. 267 00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:08,000 But the thing is, yes, the bridge of the ship and everything looks really shiny and new and you've got holograms and shit on there. But when you get to the engine room, it's a fuck off nuclear accelerator. 268 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:22,000 And then they actually went and said, you know what, what would our first sort of starships that we're going to have, what would it look like? Would it look like this really flash, cool looking warp core? Or would it just look like a nuclear accelerator? 269 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:33,000 And that's what they did. It's just pipes and it's gantries and it looks industrial. Exactly what you're saying. It looks to be worked in, not to look pretty. 270 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000 Well, I think they got that right in Enterprise, didn't they? 271 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Yeah, Enterprise again, they did it really well. It's this first ship. It's designed to look like it's to do a job. 272 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Lump of engine with loads of walkways around. 273 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Yeah. We've got no idea really what we're doing. We just need this to be functional and to do what it's meant to do. We'll make it look nice later. 274 00:26:51,000 --> 00:27:17,000 Yeah. What I would also say, so then back to Romulus, the CGI aspects of it, amazing, some amazing cinematography with some of the external scenes. In particular, one of my favourite scenes is right at the end where the offspring is getting ejected out and she is hanging and the whole cargo base bit is dropping off the ship. 275 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:32,000 And she's going through the hull and just it's black. You for about five seconds, maybe less, you can't really see what's going on. It's black. Things are going past. You hear her screaming. You hear the monster going off and then suddenly, boom, there's light and you just see the asteroid ring going around the planet. 276 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:56,000 And this beautiful, imagine, I'd love to see this in an IMAX screen. This beautiful wide shot. IMAX would have been amazing. Yes. And just seeing that get destroyed and it was just a beautiful scene. I just thought like, yeah, okay, I'm watching a space alien get destroyed by an asteroid. But I was just like, this is the best, one of the best scenes in this film. This moment. 277 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:16,000 100%. I really, really liked that scene. The alien at the end, I think if I were to push a criticism, we see the baby born and then minutes later, it's this seven or eight foot tall alien. 278 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Yes. And I know it's something we have to suspend our disbelief in. And even in the first film, they capture the chest hugger, the chest hugger, sorry, explodes, doesn't it? And then by the end of the film, it's a fully grown alien. 279 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:57,000 Very quickly. Well, because we've started watching alien the other day. And it is a very quick growing thing. It happens very quick. But it does feel maybe too quick to be a ending. Now, if that had happened when they got on the ship and that birth had happened before all of the shit goes down, when they do the zero G jumping through the aliens, the lift shaft and all of that. 280 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:24,000 If it had happened all before of that and you'd seen it, then we'd got 15 minutes of the zero G stuff and the rescuing the bits and so on. And then came back and it had grown. You know what? I would have accepted it a bit more. But to have it born, her literally jumped down into what looks like a grain silo or whatever it was. And now it's full size. That might be my only criticism I have about it. 281 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:51,000 Yeah, like I thought it was going to put a mummy, mummy scene on her with it like licking her face and being, I mean, kind of like resurrection. But no, it fucking eats her. I was like touch. Yeah, I like that. But I think my only, if I'm going to have to pick a criticism, I don't really want to, but if I did, the very beginning, the very first time you've seen Ian Holmes. 282 00:29:51,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Yep. The just that first bit that is quite clearly computerised didn't work for me. But I think they did make a practical model of him because it feels like they did because every other scene after then, I was fine with it and it didn't look wrong. 283 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Now, interestingly, you're seeing a different version to the one I've seen. Right. So they announced it recently. The cinema, a lot of people complain with how bad he looked. I didn't think he looked that bad. It's, I accepted it's a CGI representation. You've just got to accept that. The man's not there. So it's got to be what it is. 284 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:39,000 Apparently the home release of the film has had him completely reworked and made to look better is their work. 285 00:30:39,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Oh, I thought it was practical. It's just the very first time you see him where he gets dragged up and placed. I was looking at going, I hope this is not going to be like that all the time that he's on the screen because I was really like uncanny valley. That's quite clearly computerised. I didn't like it. But that's like a five minute scene. Every time you see him after, he quite clearly looks like a degraded synth. 286 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Clearly. Yeah. More than he does Ian Hines, but you know, it's him. And then when you see his face on the computer monitors, I think because they're doing all the staticky effects and stuff that really helps. It really did. And it made him look like it was him. 287 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:38,000 Yeah. A hundred percent. I mean, I will rewatch it now it's on Disney plus because I want to see how it looks compared to what I remember. I honestly didn't mind it. So I think a lot of people have moaned about something that really they should have just got over. 288 00:31:38,000 --> 00:32:02,000 For me, the standout was obviously the character that was being played as her brother stroke Android. What an absolute amazing character portrayal from beginning to end and just how quickly he snaps and completely. It feels like a hundred percent a different character. 289 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:12,000 Yeah. Yeah. So you know what? Definitely that was the standout for me. And I think the thing I will say finally, because obviously we would need to talk about flash Gordon. 290 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:30,000 Ha. Better than covenant, better than Prometheus a million times better than both of those. Yeah. I've, I've got it. I don't know if it's my second or third favourite alien is still my favourite and I can't pick between aliens and Romulus. 291 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:42,000 I think I need to watch aliens again. A hundred percent. To remind myself and then I'll be able to definitively say, but that's how much I liked it. I thought this was pretty, you know what? It's my favourite film of the year. 292 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:53,000 I agree with you of 2024. I would say 2025. The best film I've seen this year. Nice. And I've seen flash Gordon. 293 00:32:53,000 --> 00:33:03,000 Did you say flesh Gordon? Because that's a completely different film. I've not watched that. Just quickly. I think I've been playing a lot on the deck and I've been playing a lot of. 294 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:27,000 Dragon PS2. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm really enjoying that game. I'm playing this thing every single night at the moment. Anyway, shall we talk about flash Gordon? 295 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:38,000 Flash. 296 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Oh, save you of the universe. 297 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:48,000 Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. What a film. 298 00:33:48,000 --> 00:34:06,000 I forgot how funny it was. Slapstick in some places. Interestingly, again, a lot of my research has been IMDB because it's the quickest place to get a lot of this stuff. But apparently the director regretted that choice. He was told to make it comedic. He didn't want to. He wanted to make it semi-serious. 299 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:24,000 Oh really? I don't think it would have worked if it was serious. Well, I mean, up until a certain point of it, you kind of, you know, I know it's got a bit of comedic stuff to it, but when he's like trying to persuade her to dial in Dale with the telepathy phone call thing. 300 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:45,000 It was so cringe. Okay. So I'm talking to her. God, she's turning me on so much. What did I just hear that? I'm thinking of the wrong bit. I'm thinking of it. We've got the ring where no, no, no. This is when they're on the ship and she's got the thing that she pulls out. I'm going to tell you call someone. And then he's literally, oh, yeah. 301 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:59,000 And then all of a sudden says, God, she's turning me on. Oh, that wasn't for you. I was thinking that that's not for you. And then, and then just like, I've got to go. It's just like, what the hell is going on here? There was so many bits like that. 302 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:17,000 There was it. We're just going to go and just do random bits of this thing. We're just going to talk about it as two mates talking about a film. I don't want to go step by step. So the bit that really got Miranda and I, cause she watched it with me. So this was, I'm so glad she did because to hear her going, Oh, and then laughing as well. 303 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:36,000 It was great. But it all really, there's a few bits. I was going, Hmm. He seems a bit, I've said this before, a bit weird. All the men were like this bit. I'm surprised if this was on Disney, it would have the thing come up. This is from men in a different time. 304 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:57,000 It did. It does. It does. So interestingly, and I was really lucky. It's on ITVX at the moment. So I've got it. So I've got to watch it on ITVX for free and it's all its glory. But yeah, if you read the cinema re-release was released as 12A. Yeah, it's 12 on YouTube. 305 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:17,000 And it was released with a, this shows blah, blah, blah of the era and the time. But then the, must have been the 40th anniversary in 2020 had a fully remastered digital Blu-ray and there is no warning on it. And it's PG again. 306 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:33,000 Oh, the one I brought on YouTube is 12. It's rated 12. And it really started properly for us both Miranda and I, when Ming the Merciless was using his ring on her. 307 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Oh no, Ming's ring. 308 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:48,000 Yeah, Ming's ring. I said that. That's exactly what I was going. I was going Ming's ring. Hey, we ends up in the ring, doesn't the old Ming ring. And she's like basically just stood in the middle of all this room while these people is touching herself up. 309 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,000 And we have both like going, Ooh. 310 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Which director did this film? Is it someone that we currently knows on Me Too? 311 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Yeah. Has he been to the island? Who knows? 312 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000 Oh no, Nutswatch. 313 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:06,000 What I would say, what a wonderfully colourful, fun. 314 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,000 It's a beautifully designed thing. 315 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Yeah. 316 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:16,000 The uniforms, the outfits of everyone, Timothy Dalton looking like Robin Hood. 317 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Yeah, he was proper, proper Robin Hood. So we got, and what's the actors? Max Fonsido as Ming. I didn't realise it was him. 318 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Yeah. 319 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000 Yeah. 320 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000 It's got some huge names in it. 321 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Yeah. And obviously, as you just said, Timothy Dalton, Brian Blessed, who I knew was in it. Dive! 322 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000 Gordon's alive! 323 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 Just incredible. 324 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:45,000 Yeah. Again, IMDB, went back and watched it. The man that hands over the suitcases to the plane, I think it is, Robbie Coltrane. 325 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000 Yeah. 326 00:37:46,000 --> 00:38:08,000 It's like, what the hell? Richard O'Brien's in it. There's so many good names in that film. So many. And as you spot them, it gets funnier and funnier, realising that they're mincing about and just doing this really weird space opera that isn't really that good, but it has no reason not to be as enjoyable as it is. 327 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:33,000 Yeah. I had a smile all the way through, even during the bits, I was like, oh, you can't say that. Oh, that's a bit... Flash was really like, I was watching you in the lobby. I wish I'd gone to it. And then there's a bit where he's talking to her, he's like, we'll have kids together or something. It's like, fucking slow down, Flash. 328 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Flash by name, Flash by nature. 329 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:43,000 And I did also make the point, it's like, that's like me walking around with a t-shirt that says Rob. 330 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000 Oh, I like it. 331 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:53,000 What really makes me laugh, and moving away from Flash Gordon, just for a moment, I know we do tangents. Have you seen Ted and Ted too? 332 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 I've definitely seen Ted one. I'm not sure I've seen Ted two. 333 00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:12,000 So Flash is in it. He's in both of those films. And he's a coked up, like, he's just this coked up muscle head who lives on the fame of being Flash Gordon still. And I just love it because you think about it, watch the film, and you just think Flash's character, that's exactly what he would do. 334 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:17,000 Yeah. Oh, how good is the fight scene where he's doing American football? 335 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000 Oh my God. 336 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,000 And then the doctor knocks him out. 337 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Oh, what about the fight scene on the rotating disc that tips? 338 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,000 Oh yeah, the disc of Brian Blessed's got the controller to make it tip. 339 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Give me the remote! 340 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000 La la la la la la. Spiky time! 341 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:54,000 So Timothy Dalton's character, Prince, I've got it written down here, Prince Baron, essentially, or Baron, essentially Robin Hood, is having a fight with Flash Gordon on this disc in space. 342 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,000 Whatever it is. 343 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,000 And they're on the Hawkmen's moon or planet, whatever they've got. 344 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:08,000 I don't know how much whip training they do in the NFL, but he was pretty good with a whip because they were the two weapons that they were both given. 345 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:15,000 I can believe that Timothy Dalton's character is good with a whip. He's an alien, whatever. Maybe they use whips on his planet. 346 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:20,000 But I can tell you that Flash Gordon is unlikely to be good with a whip. 347 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:30,000 But he was good fighting, a haven of rock. Then suddenly, Brian Blessed's character, who is Prince, I've got it written down here, Prince of Alton. 348 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Yeah. 349 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:42,000 But essentially a Hawkman, which was great. The only chubby Hawkman, all the rest of them were quite... there was a dude with the most broken nose I've ever seen in my life. 350 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:50,000 I'm so glad you said that because that's exactly what I was going to bring up. He's like his right hand man and you look at it, it's like your nose is the letter S. 351 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000 Yeah, I've never seen a broken nose so broken. 352 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Do you think Brian Blessed broke it? 353 00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:05,000 It was like, bless him. It was like someone would have made a clay character like Morse and dropped him. 354 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:15,000 Yeah, it's GCSE art. I've made this beautiful sculpture of a head and someone's knocked it on its face. You've lifted it up and everything but the nose has survived. 355 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Yeah, and you've just gone, oh fuck it. 356 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Yeah, he's a boxer. 357 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Yeah, the most broken nose I've ever seen. And they all cared about that dude. Flash went into a massive war to save this old guy. 358 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:47,000 And oh my god, right, so you talk about the American football thing. Then minutes later he's killed, brought back to life and they're in the ship and he's like saying to her, as she's taking him off to Timothy Dalton's character, he's like, well maybe we should team up with these people and we'll take over Ming's imperial army. 359 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:59,000 I just love the fact she goes, what's teamwork? Come on. You've mastered interplanetary travel for space and things like that and you're telling me you don't know what teamwork is. 360 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Was this Ming's daughter? 361 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000 Yeah. 362 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000 She was gross. 363 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000 Yeah, very much so. 364 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:18,000 She was like, she's me too, all over. She was playing all the men and like really using sex to sell her. On all of them. She had all of those dudes, blue balls. 365 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000 100%. 366 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000 Big time. 367 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:29,000 Now, brilliant bit as well. And I'm so glad that I heard it and then I am de-converting because someone else has written it on there as well. 368 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:42,000 So Ming's, at the very beginning of the film, you've got Ming's team talking to him and they're going, in sector SK, a little planet called Earth. 369 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:51,000 And basically they go on as, I've never heard of this word, Earth. And then it pans across the control board showing all the things that he can cause. 370 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000 Earthquake. 371 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:59,000 Earthquakes on there. It's like, okay, guys, you've made a mistake. 372 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000 What is it? Is it called Hot Hail? 373 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000 Hot Hail. 374 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:11,000 That was the last one he chose. Like, that's the one that's going to get people. He's got earthquakes, tornadoes, everything. And it's like, I'm saving the best till last. Hot Hail. 375 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000 Hot Hail. 376 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000 I love how it goes to like models as well. 377 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000 The models were great. 378 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:27,000 They were so good. It was Zarkov's lair, if you want to call it, or laboratory. It just looked so good. 379 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:37,000 That guy was hilarious. Like, everything about him was brilliant. How, like, he pulls a gun out on his scientist mate. You know what his real name is? 380 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000 No. 381 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000 Topol. 382 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000 No! 383 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000 Yep, he is, in the credits, says Topol. T-O-P-O-L. That's it, that's his name. 384 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,000 Oh, there you go. 385 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,000 Yeah. So at first when I come, I was like, oh, I'm going to like this, and realize it's him. 386 00:43:47,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Yeah, so he gets a gun out. And then he convinces, and then they crash a plane after Flash. Right, so, God, we're going all over the place. I've just got so much information about this film to get out. 387 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:09,000 So he's on, so it starts off with Flash and her getting on a private jet home from a holiday. 388 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Yeah, so they seem to be on some sort of private aircraft that's been chartered, not just for Flash, but for anyone at that location. 389 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:25,000 Yeah, and they go through turbulence, or they think they called it, what did they kind of call it? They called it like invisible air turbulence, or calm air turbulence. 390 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000 Something like that, yeah. 391 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Had a name. And cheeky fucking Flash goes up to the cockpit and tells him to go higher. Like he's a fucking pilot. 392 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Because at this point, you don't know that he's been learning how to fly. I was just like, what the fuck does he know? 393 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:49,000 You kind of get this idea that he's meant to be like, not just this sports person, he's meant to be quite intelligent as well. But they kind of just forget about that by the end. 394 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:59,000 Oh, and as well, I was like, is that how people ask for signatures? It's like, would you like to do this for me? I think it's like, would you like to sign this for my son? Biff or Buzz? 395 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000 Oh, that was it, yes. 396 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:11,000 Was that how you ask? I thought you'd say, can you do this for me, please? Not, would you like to do this? And then I just shoved it in his hands. Off you go then, fucking sign this for my son. Anyway, that was just a minor thing. 397 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,000 So then they crash the plane into it, and then it just all goes to shit from there. 398 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,000 And now the scientist basically, he's kidnapped them. 399 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,000 Oh, 100% he has. 400 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000 The scientist man is a bad guy. Right. 401 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:37,000 But he isn't because, don't, don't, she's like, oh, I recognise who he is. He's a lunatic. He's a mental man. He said the world's gonna end. If she'd looked out the fucking window and seen that the fact the sky has turned red and the moon's getting rather close to Earth now, he was right. 402 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Yeah, but all of our side, he's kidnapped them at gunpoint. Right. Then Flash is having a fistfight with him and smacks his head on the launch pad, which was hilarious because he even made a comedy kind of, dong. 403 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:56,000 And also, Zarkov, you're a highly intelligent scientist. 404 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000 I think it's about a red pedal. 405 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:03,000 But you couldn't create a spaceship with the red pedal next to the steering wheel. 406 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000 Why does it have to exist? 407 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Why, even if it has to exist, why not put one on each seat? So whoever sat on the ship, everyone puts their foot down. Oh, everyone's doing it. 408 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:20,000 So that's the reason he's a second person because he has to press launch and then sit down. And then the person on the other side of the ship has to put their foot on the pedal. 409 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:32,000 It's ridiculous. It's absolutely ridiculous. No, just make it a switch because it's obviously just pushing something down. Just make it a switch. Now you've got a single, oh, why do you even need it? 410 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,000 Have it permanently depressed. 411 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:46,000 The thing is, he's put a gun on them. He's had a fistfight with Flash. So an old scientist has had a fistfight with a quarterback from the NFL and somehow had his head kicked in. 412 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:55,000 And then as soon as they get captured by the aliens, she's then linking arms with the scientists like they're best mates. 413 00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:00,000 And she's really like, oh, I need you. And everyone's like, come on, love, two minutes ago. 414 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Stockholm syndrome sits in fucking quick with you, doesn't it love? 415 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Yeah, it does. Yeah, I felt that way with her a lot. She was all over the place. So they really made her an emotional flower, didn't they? 416 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:20,000 Now, what's funny about all of this and the better reading I did through IMDB, Wikipedia and so on, this was meant to be a trilogy. 417 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:29,000 It was so badly received that they didn't even take advantage of the after credit scene. 418 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:36,000 Well, well, with the end question, the end question mark is Ming picks up his ring after being killed. 419 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:42,000 So it's like Ming survived. Well, someone with a black glove survived. I got the impression that Ming. 420 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:50,000 Why he's in the ring. He puts his soul into the ring to save himself from dying. Good shout. Yes. 421 00:47:50,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Someone else picks them up and transmogrifies them into Ming. Either way, it did so badly, they didn't get any more films. 422 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:04,000 So all these apps have got signed up for three films and only got one. 423 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:11,000 I think that would have destroyed Dalton's career. Imagine if he had three of those. When was he Bond? It was after this. 424 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:21,000 It was after this. Yeah. How? Well, he probably maybe he got Bond on the basis of how good he is. Oh, possibly. 425 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:27,000 I mean, to be fair, I think anyone's particularly... No one was bad in it. Really bad. It's just they work in what they've got. 426 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:35,000 Gold Mask bloke, by the way. Loved that costume. Gold Mask bloke. The baddie. Yeah, the baddie. 427 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:41,000 He had an amazing voice. I couldn't place who he was. I've got his name written down, but I couldn't place what he had been in. 428 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:47,000 But we were listening to it. It's almost like he was the main Shakespearean actor of the film. 429 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:55,000 And he had face cover the whole time. And then when he dies, his eyes bulging out. It's so funny. 430 00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:01,000 Again, very comedic. So, so much to unpack. Oh my God, where do I go next? 431 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:15,000 Okay, the Robin Hood planet. Yeah. And how like Ming's daughter's like, oh, I love an initiation ceremony as she pervs over a very apparent teenage boy. 432 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:27,000 It's again, it was a bit uncomfortable. Yeah. I love the fact that I reckon they tried at least 10 takes of that and no one could get the drumming in order with the sticks. 433 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,000 So they just went with, okay, everyone just bang your stick whenever the fuck you want. Yeah. 434 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:37,000 Thank you. I know it's meant to be this ritual where everyone's going dun dun dun. Oh no, no, over there has got it out. 435 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:45,000 And suddenly it goes from dun dun. Everyone's doing it wherever they want. It's like, oh, I give up. 436 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:57,000 What did you think of the, there's a scene where, so when they first captured the three of them, they're deciding basically they're going to sexually enslave the woman. 437 00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:06,000 Is essentially what's going to happen to her. They're going to put flash to death by gas. And the scientist, they wipe his memory and implant his memory. 438 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:11,000 Level six wipe couldn't even get rid of my brain. I can even remember songs by the Beatles. 439 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:19,000 What did you think about the scene where they actually do remove his memories? It's creepy as fuck, but it's hysterically funny as well. 440 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:26,000 It's like, I'm having a barbecue, having a great time swimming. Yay. She's dead. 441 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:35,000 What? No, was that his missus? Yeah. It's like, cause he, it looks like they're doing a bar mitzvah. They're all like a Jewish attire. 442 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:42,000 Yeah. And then, yeah. And then it looks like, yeah, they're having fun. They're lifting her up in the air, chucking her in the pool. And then it jump cuts to him. 443 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:55,000 Not in those clothes. She's laid out by a pool. She's dead. With a blanket over her. And then he regresses further and his mom and his dad all die in. And then he's born. 444 00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:08,000 Yeah. And then he's in the womb. This is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fucking tunnel of death. This is what I was just about to say. This is the scene, one of the scenes in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I really hate. Is that one in the tunnel? 445 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:15,000 This is the tunnel scene of Flash Gordon. Yes, it is. You're right. 100%. It is. I hadn't even thought about it like that. You're right. 446 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:32,000 Wow. What an insu... I didn't know whether to laugh or cry while I was watching that scene. It was both. It was both. It whiplash from that one scene, the whole film. That scene doesn't fit because I didn't know what I'm supposed to feel about it. 447 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:41,000 No. Yeah. And you've got to admit as well, you look at the laser and it's like, you watched Doctor No, didn't you? And you wanted a laser. 448 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:57,000 Yeah. So you've done your best to copy it on the cheap. Well, let me tell you what film they did watch. They watched Star Wars. Oh dear God, because yeah, Leia being sold off to Jabba the Hutt and being a sex slave straight away. 449 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:12,000 The planet that he ends up landing and going squid on at one point is quite obviously Yoda's planet. And it wouldn't surprise me if that's the same set they use because a lot of it looks very, very similar to Dagobah. 450 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:33,000 Because the original, so A New Hope 77, this came out in 1980. Yeah. So yeah, three years later. Just the way that some of the baddies on the ships are talking, very posh military arms behind their backs like Death Star, kind of, you know, the red weird creatures were clearly their version of storm troopers. 451 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:46,000 They'd become as fuck. Couldn't shoot straight or anything like that. So much. I was just like, yeah, Star Wars. They weren't even hiding it that that was Star Wars. No, no, they've stolen a lot from Star Wars in this film. 452 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:55,000 But it's clearly its own thing. I couldn't get over just how wonderfully colourful it was. I was so happy with all of the, all of the questions. 453 00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:11,000 Well, I'll tell you one of the effects that I really liked, and I think it's again, Mythbusters may have done it, or Adam Savage did at least. There's videos on it online. You can look it up on YouTube how they did the skies. And it's basically these giant water tanks, the camera directly below it. 454 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:33,000 Then they used super, no, it was Star Trek, I think one of the Star Trek films, possibly Wrath of Khan or Motion Picture. And they put the camera under this water tank. They put really powerful lights and they just dump ink into it. So that first scene where you see the clouds and stuff, that red black clouds appearing, that's just ink being shot into a tank of water with the camera recording it. 455 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:47,000 And it's really effective. But talking of filming techniques, and I noticed this several times, obviously the 80s is still fairly early for chroma key. It's still not something that's been done all the time. 456 00:53:47,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Superman popularized it. I mean, something else probably popularized it, but Superman for me is what popularized it. And there's so many times when you realize, so all the Hawk men flying with the lovely sunset behind them, it's really actually through them as well. 457 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:24,000 And there's a bit where Flash is stood on the Hawks, whatever that thing was, and it's being destroyed. Well, no, when he stood in the, where they've just had their big fights in, he's being blown up. He stood there and he's being chroma keyed out as well, because you can see the background through him. 458 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:42,000 Talking about the bike, why have the Hawk people got rocket bikes when they can fucking fly? I didn't get some of that. Like, I get that they can all fly, but surely they have spaceships too. I'm guessing it's a war machine maybe. Just to keep them safe. 459 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:57,000 But I think they've got guns. They all had just sticks. Yeah, I mean, were they shooting? I can't, I think they did have guns. When they fly in in their squadrons and they decide to help. I mean, what a fucking turnaround that is. 460 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:17,000 It's like, no, I'm not helping you. No, I'm not carrying you. We've got too much of our own stuff to carry anyway. Bye. Gordon's alive. Yeah, I'm on a rocket ship on a rocket bike. I'm completely flying blind. You're flying blind? I said you're a homing beacon. I should thank you really. 30 seconds ago, you could have saved his life and made it a lot easier. 461 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:36,000 They were moving the plot on. Yeah, there's a few points where they moved the plot on. Yeah, definitely. Overall, I thought the film was great. I had a lot of fun. I think even for the time, I think it went a bit too far with some of the sex stuff. 462 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:53,000 They almost came out and said that he was going to rape her. He might as well have said the words because it was so heavily implied. Almost the point of saying I'm going to have sex with you. The wedding scene. 463 00:55:53,000 --> 00:56:07,000 I like how they had the same wedding march on Ming's planet as it do on Earth. But then the priest basically going, to have and to hold has become to have and do as you please with, but not eject into space. 464 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:21,000 Gets evil stare, of course, until she's lost her usefulness. I wrote the same thing, not to blast her into space. That's what he said. You know what I liked in that scene? The plane's flying past with the words and it said all creatures will make Mary under pain of death. 465 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:47,000 There was just little bits like that. It was almost like Futurama. It's like I was watching Futurama sometimes. You can see where a lot of modern sci-fi comedy got a lot of their sci-fi comedy ideas from. Futurama's definitely in it. The Orville, anything like that. Galaxy Quest. You can see that they've stolen a lot from this in the comedic styles. Whether or not they thought it was meant to be serious or not, you can see where they got some ideas from. 466 00:56:47,000 --> 00:57:16,000 I like how his daughter wanted to get him killed by poisoning his power potion that he always has before making love. How lecherous was he with his own daughter? How gross was he with his own daughter at the beginning? She was like twiddling his mustache. I was like, oh, this is so disgusting. And her little poor little, I call them midgets. I don't know what the right word of saying is. Little pet she had. Did you notice that? Yeah. Yeah. I was like, not good. 467 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:40,000 Now, I'm just looking at the IMDB trivia here. Sorry, everyone. Dwarf's probably the correct word. Flash jumping towards the camera screaming, yeah, was improvised by Sam J. Jones. Nobody could figure out how to end the movie. Yeah, it was shit. I didn't like that bit at all. I was like, oh, come on. It felt out of character too. 468 00:57:40,000 --> 00:58:01,000 Massively so. Massive. But then, you know, if you imagine celebrating an end of an American football game or you've just scored a touchdown sports, you just, you just, you just, you just place the best touch kick field, field touchdown. 469 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:25,000 So, oh, bugger. I've gone, okay. The thing we're missing massively, and we are miss massively missing this though. How fucking good is the soundtrack? Oh, this is the best bit. Now, I know it's Queen. And again, there's a trivia thing that saying Freddie Mercury wanted to be in the film. That would have been brilliant. I would have thought that would have been right. 470 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:41,000 So, it replaced the character and put Freddie Mercury there. He would have just been like, mings entertainer. He would have just been sat on the deck whenever mings there with the piano, just playing music or something. He would have been the weird little creature that Jabba the Hutt has. 471 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:58,000 What's that guy? Still, he's going to tell me off because he knows what's that character called. Oh, I don't fucking know. Fucking don't ask me shit like that. It's Star Wars. It's not Star Trek. You can imagine that he just makes up a song every time Ming comes in. 472 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:15,000 Ming has come into the room with a woman. Maybe like bad choice. Bad choice again by Ming. Oh dear, I'm dead. Zap, you've got Ming ringed. That's where you've got to be off on that. 473 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:31,000 Have you got Ming ring? Unfortunately, our cream won't help, but it feels nice. The soundtrack and I've got to say the end credits soundtrack. Wow. God, that hits hard. 474 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:46,000 It was just brilliant, wasn't it? Speaking of the soundtrack, the intro was like Marvel intro before Marvel did it. With the comic, actual comic. Overall, let's come to the end of it. We've been going for nearly half an hour. 475 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:57,000 Oh my God. Yeah, we need to hit it. I enjoyed it. I would complain a little bit about some of the chauvinistic nature of it, but I think that was just the way it was back then. 476 00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:08,000 It was the way it was. It was accepted. It is. I wouldn't have thought anything different about it at the time. Just now, just the way things are. Obviously you think it now, but I still enjoyed it. Loved it. 477 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:14,000 And it's still by 2025. Fuck you Alien Romulus. 478 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:30,000 I lied. It's not Alien Romulus. It's this. No. More people should watch this as they haven't watched it. You've got to watch it. It was really fun, silly. Whether they want it to be funny or not, I found it quite funny. 479 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:52,000 Yep. 100%. Really, really enjoyed it. Don't care about the somewhat the issues that it might have. It was just fun, stupid and enjoyable. I am not going to be distracted from that. And I tell you what, I think I enjoyed it more than I did when I would have watched it as a kid because I understand a lot of the jokes now. 480 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,000 Yeah. 481 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:57,000 Freeze, you bloody bastards. 482 01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:05,000 Okay. So next time on the Untitled Sci-Fi show, an hour in, I've just said the name of the podcast. 483 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,000 Well done. 484 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:17,000 Professional. We are going to be watching, contrary to what I may or may not have said on the Alien Romulus bonus, we're going to be watching Galaxy Quest. 485 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:21,000 Galaxy Quest, the closest to Star Trek you can get without it being Star Trek or the Orville. 486 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:28,000 Yeah. Keeping our safe zone. Still hugging near Star Trek, but not quite. 487 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000 Are we allowed to watch Tim Allen? 488 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:35,000 Oh fuck, I don't care. We discussed this already with ignoring that stuff. 489 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:41,000 Yeah. Ignoring politics, unless it's brutally horrible Elon Musk style stuff. 490 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,000 Well, people are still watching Toy Story. 491 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:49,000 Exactly. If you can't watch a Woody, what can you watch? 492 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:53,000 And he was Buzz, not Woody. Shit. 493 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,000 Oh, was he the pilot's son? 494 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,000 What? 495 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:59,000 The pilot's son in Flash was called Buzz. 496 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,000 Oh God. 497 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:12,000 We just literally just said that. Right. Where can they find us? They can find us on the internet. Thanks for coming everyone. Love you. Bye bye. 498 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:17,000 No, it can find us on X slash Twitter. 499 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,000 Yes. 500 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:24,000 And you can find us on Blue Sky. So X slash Twitter is at underscore untitled sci-fi. 501 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:31,000 And you are now at underscore Variety Show pod. I noticed you changed it. 502 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:35,000 Almost all of the Variety Show stuff now is underscore Variety Show pod. 503 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:44,000 Yep. 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He has managed it on his own. 510 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:27,000 Unlike the last episode when he completely forgot we had to do this section. 511 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,000 Well, we nearly ended it there. 512 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,000 He's actually done it brilliantly this time. Well done. 513 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:34,000 Oh, what's the button? What's the button? 514 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,000 That's the wrong one. 515 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:42,000 This one. 516 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000 And I'm now deaf. 517 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000 It's so loud. 518 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:49,000 Just press the top one because you can. 519 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:53,000 Hang on. Hang on. I've got one. I've got one. We've got to do it. 520 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:56,000 Nondeswatch. 521 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:59,000 Nondeswatch. 522 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,000 Oh, no. Stop it. Stop it. 523 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,000 No, that's music. 524 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000 Oh, shit. Just end it. 525 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000 See you later, guys. Love you. 526 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:14,000 Love you. 527 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:19,000 Thank you for listening to the Untitled Sci-Fi Show. 528 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:39,000 This station is now shutting down and will be back in two weeks. 529 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:52,000 May the Force live long and prosper inside of you. 530 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,000 This was a Studio Channel 84 network show. 531 01:04:55,000 --> 01:05:05,000 To find more, head over to channel84.co.uk now. 532 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:08,000 With all his men, he couldn't even kill Flash. 533 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:11,000 Gordon's alive?