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Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink.

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God, you sound like your dog's fucking nuzzling in my crotch.

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You sing drink, drink, drink and then feeling head over...

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I was trying to start like a beatboxing thing with you and then the dog's...

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Trick. Trick. Trick. Trick. Trick. Trick.

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Yeah, we're not very good at this.

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That's what she said.

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That is what she said in my dreams. I don't know if that got caught on the record. I pressed

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it.

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Who knows?

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We'll find out in the edit. Hello mate.

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Hello.

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Welcome back. It's actually been a little while since we've recorded a Trench show.

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In real life.

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Three weeks?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it's been a weird one, hasn't it? Because you had family over so we did double recordings

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here and there and stop licking me down.

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That dog's licking you and the other one's gone back to the water after us getting him

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to stop so we can actually record.

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The carnage of this show and recording in my house.

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Welcome to the zoo. Yeah. We've been watching.

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I've been literally since driving over here trying to think what on earth sci-fi have

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I watched. Other than the episode we're talking about today, I don't think I've watched anything

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sci-fi. The wife has said we are going to watch Deadpool and Wolverine. We're going

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to start that probably tomorrow when T's having his nap.

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The closest sci-fi I can get is South Park. I'm making my way from series one onwards

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again and I think I'm on series four. I can't think of the name. I think it might just be

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called Trapper Keeper and it's where Cartman gets a Trapper Keeper that basically is a

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complete Terminator one and two piss take.

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The Trapper Keeper keeps on assimilating things and it just gets bigger and bigger. It basically

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becomes Skynet is the idea. Would you consider Tom Hanks in big sci-fi?

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I guess so.

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Sci-fi fantasy, isn't it? Fun fact, I remember big being a PG and being innocent. I think

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most people remember that. I think this goes back to that conversation we had. I think

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we had this in the Variety Show where we were saying about how we grew up with watching

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these films, not the cinema, but at home on TV. Pre-Watershed. We're watching big at the

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moment because we set up a routine where we all choose a film and we have lunch, or sorry,

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we have dinner even and we choose a film and then we watch it as a family over a few nights

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and then the next person gets a film. So I chose big because I thought let's have a retro

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film. It changed in 2001 from a PG to a 12a. It features the words including bitch, bastard,

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son of a bitch, shit, oh and fuck.

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Sorry, hang on a minute. Loki?

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He has got the monster bladder, your dog.

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He's got a whole bowl of water in the other room that he hasn't touched and as soon as

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I fill that one up in the room, has he drunk the whole thing? How much is left? You will

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see it. How much is left in it?

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Not much.

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I just filled it up. That's like two litres of water.

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Jesus.

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It can take more but the dog rocks, you can only put two litres in there so the dog rocks

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aren't as good.

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I like the fact you just worded that. He can take more.

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He can take more, yeah. I mean the bowl can take more. Anyway, sorry.

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So first of all, we're watching it and it's like we don't remember the beginning part

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of it at all. We remember him then waking up being big. Yeah, we remember that. Don't

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remember the whole him getting a hotel room part. So for us, in our memory so far, for

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me and Gem this is, the memory goes Zoltan machine waking up big, somehow getting a job

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in America, in New York as the toy company, eventually finding Zoltan, going home to his

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mum and dad. That's how we remember it. And obviously as kids or whether it was the watershed

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thing I don't know, big chunks of the film is missing because the very beginning bit

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is about him and his best mate literally being the biggest perverts known to man. He gets

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a hotel in New York and the first night he's there there's just people banging on his

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door screaming at him in Spanish and all he can hear outside is gunshots and people screaming.

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So it's like, wow, this is not an appropriate PG film. How it ever got PG? Especially as

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it features the word fuck. Well they cut it for TV didn't they? Didn't

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they do it with mermaid? No, but at the cinema it had the word fuck

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and it was PG. Oh, okay. I didn't realise that. I just thought

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they made it PG for TV. No, no, no, no. Parental guidance.

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I'm sure the other Tom Hanks, is it called mermaid? There is one, yeah, or is it not

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splash? Splash, yeah splash. I'm sure like the TV

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version that's got loads cut out. Oh really?

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Yeah, to make it... I haven't seen splash in years.

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Because they do it kindled and cut and copped. When that's on TV that's got a few things

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cut and like you can tell the blatant swear words have been cut. You just don't, that

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doesn't happen anymore does it? No.

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Unless, I mean I don't watch channels one to five anymore.

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So here you go, in the cinema Big was a PG in 1988.

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And then in 2014 when it must have been re-released in the cinema it was a 12A. And when you look

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at Home Entertainment, 1989, so it was a year later, it's down from 104 minutes 4 seconds

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to 99 minutes and 48 seconds and is a PG. Oh it's got a list of cuts as well here.

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So you can say they've done a director's cut and then reclassified it.

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And in 2001 it got reclassified as PG again and it's now down to 99 minutes 39 seconds.

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And then it's become, in 2008 sorry, it goes to 99 minutes and 52 seconds.

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Why do they keep re-editing this fucking film for?

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And now it's a 12. Oh so it's not even a 12 sorry, it's a 12A. So it's not even a 12A,

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So 12 not a 12A, I didn't think they did 12s in before, they were all 12A.

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I thought oh is that maybe to do with the cinema and normal, maybe yeah, because actually

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I always thought, I've got this wrong information, I might have said on a show before that I

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thought 12A was introduced because of Harry Potter but actually it was introduced for

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something else. Well I can't remember now. That was like my wrong facts about film ratings.

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If anyone ever actually wants to, and I mean as a parent I used to use a webpage called

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Common Sense Media, it was brilliant, just use the BBFC site. Find the film on there

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and if you look at more info it lists it. So I've got things here. Language, three out

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of five. There is an infrequent use of strong language, fuck, as well as milder terms including

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bitch, shit and bastard.

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certain graphical images? What's the worst thing or is it really a mixture of things?

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That's really difficult.

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Like and the tear, seeing not real sex but you know pretend sex, someone saying fuck

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and someone getting shot.

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I put it as three things really. Language is probably the worst one for us because you

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can't really avoid that. A they might repeat it but B you can't avoid that one can you?

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You can't just say oh cover your ears. It's too late at that point, they've already heard

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it. Sex, Kay just blushes at anything even vaguely like someone holds someone else's

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hand so she immediately closes her eyes or turns her head away anyway. And with someone

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being shot, again you can kind of cover your eyes or just absolutely avert or fast forward

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that bit and go right yeah you didn't see that. So you know what, those two bits I don't

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think are too bad. And when you're considering a PG or even a 12 it's not necessarily going

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to be the most horrendous thing you're going to see anyway. It's going to be very tame

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isn't it? But language you just can't avoid and it's come as it's so quick you can't even

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get them to cover their ears and you can't get away from it. So that's what we're always

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looking at. So we pre-watch a lot of the stuff and we try and make sure, it's funny enough

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the first time we pre-watched it because we both remembered it as a PG. So it's like it'll

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be fine we watched this as kids and yeah the TV watershed struck us again.

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Speaking of kids, T said something so funny to me yesterday. We were in his room and I

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always, I've said this before I send you guys normal video notes of recording him talking

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to me. It was one of those but he wasn't on the loo. And he was like oh I was um I was

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kissing blah blah today. He said the little girl's day but I've got to say it. I was like

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what do you mean yeah I kept kissing her. And I was like oh that's really cute. I was

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like was it consensual? And he goes I don't know because obviously he doesn't want consensual

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things. And then I went why were you kissing her? And he goes because I love her. And I

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was like oh he's got a girlfriend it's so cute. And then I asked him today he's like

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no. So he got over her.

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Nice and quick. Good lad. You might want to talk to him about whether or not someone wants

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to have a cup of tea. Yeah I need to have a cup of tea talk to him don't I. Not everyone

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wants a cup of tea. And even though they might say they want a cup of tea they are allowed

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to change their mind and not want the tea when you've made it. When you've boiled the

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kettle they might not want the cup of tea. Oh god. But otherwise sci-fi wise, no nothing.

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Me. My turn. None. This is really boring. I don't really know what's happened this few

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years. Well you've had family over the week before so you didn't have a chance to watch

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anything. Oh I mean we did both watch Ghostbusters. Yeah we watched Ghostbusters. And we'll talk

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about that another time. Not sci-fi related. I binge the whole season of Kimitsune Ayaba.

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A really good season where literally nothing really happens. Which is odd. I wasn't bored

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through any of it but at the same time I was like. You didn't feel like it went anywhere.

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All I said that and carrying made quite the good point of actually well it did because

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it's completely set up the next season. You're not familiar with it so it's hard to understand

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but there's a group of people who are demon slayers and there's a whole core of them.

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They're like a clan or whatever guild. And they have to kill demons. Well the top brass

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are called the Hashira or something. Something like that. Right. I think there might be eight

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of them. Someone will correct me. I don't care. They're saying there's eight. And

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they're like the top docs. They're the best ones. And they're all goodies even though

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they kind of draw them like they're baddies. They're all goodies because they all want

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to kill demons. Even though they don't get on with each other or the main character.

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This whole season is about the demon slayers sister who has been. This isn't a spoiler

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because this is the whole point of the show. His sister is turned into a demon and he's

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trying to not make her kill people. So he kind of carries her around in a backpack because

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they can't go in the light. It's anime. Let's not get into it. Anyway she is now spoilers

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for anybody who wants to watch any commits to no yabba demon slayer whatever you want

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to call it for the next however long. Valencia help me out here please. Oh sorry what skipping

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ahead I was having a nap. I find this drivel so fucking boring. Yeah go ahead about four

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minutes to the 15 minute 25 seconds mark. Something like that. I don't really care.

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She can now doesn't get killed by sunlight. All demons get killed by sunlight. Well the

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main demon the first demon basically Dracula has found this out and he's trying to find

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her because they hid her away. The demons group hid her away. Well he has now found

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where the demons headquarters are. The demon slayers headquarters are and has gone because

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he wants to basically get to find out where this girl is. And the whole season is about

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kind of how he finds out where they are which is takes about 10 minutes of actual clips.

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There are not many. The rest of it is all of the other demon slayers getting trained

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individually by the different lead. I can't remember what they're called. People. That's

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it. That's the entire season until the last five ten minutes where there's a really brilliant

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interaction between the main demon and the main goodie by the leader of the demon slayer

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guild. And then a huge massive explosion and all of the goodies are running to get there

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first. And then and then right in a minute where you think they're about to kill the

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big demon. He like does this thing and suddenly opens up this portal to another dimension

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where he's hidden all of his demons because all the demons have been disappearing and

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they were wondering why they didn't have any demons to kill. Will he have been collecting

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them all in this other dimension. And literally the season ends with all of the main characters

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that you've watched throughout all the seasons falling into this. You know that painting

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with the stairs or the labyrinth stairs. It's like that. And they're all running and dropping

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into this place and it ends. And that's the season done. I can't think of the artist that

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does that now. Oh, that's going to really bug me. So it's all the way through. Like

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because you just really want to fight because the fights in the in the anime are the best

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fights I've seen in anime. In my opinion. And the I mean I haven't watched a lot of

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anime. I've only watched a few but it's the best ones I've seen. I think they're fantastic

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and a really graphical. It's a really good mix of 2D and 3D. I think you'll see Sudo

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put something on blue sky the other day. You might have noticed. They were saying that

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they don't normally like the 3D graphics in an anime but Kamitsu Yaba does it really well

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and I totally agree. They intermingle this kind of 3D graphics and 2D drawings so beautifully

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and so artistically that it doesn't bother you. Because it can be like a complete 2D

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thing and then suddenly you're doing this Matrix style 3D pan or like this. They'll

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swing their sword and it's all 2D but then the actual flowing water that comes off of

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it is all 3D and beautiful and really cut like comedy.

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It's funny I remember when that sort of thing started appearing. It was really around the

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first few that I can really remember as kind of again South Park family guy, American dad

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started going from this very 2D approach but then all of a sudden you'd get a scene where

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I don't know Peter's driving through the town and it's got this weird not isometric but

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it's got this weird 3D flat style to it. So it's still flat, it's still 2D but everything

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is 3D modeled and it's a really clever thing and they did it roughly to start with but

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it just works. But I know what you mean. There are times you look at it and it just doesn't

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work so when it has been done nicely like that you can appreciate it.

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Yeah so sorry that wasn't sci-fi. I played a few games today. I played Pistol Whip on

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the VR. I played the VR in ages. Did that, did a bit of Beat Saber and also on the What's

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Wrong with Wolfy Discord, everyone should join this by the way if you like. Firstly

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if you like their podcast you should join it anyway. They do a guess the game.

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Yes and they've just announced a new, they're moving the gaming content to a new webpage

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apparently.

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Yeah they've been doing that for a while. I completely forgot what it is.

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Valentino!

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Valentino please don't add anything because I can't remember it's on my head.

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The website is so many games dot co dot uk fucking idiot.

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Anyway I won the monthly competition the other day so I've won it three times now and Jason's

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really good. He actually sends people, if you win he sends you a game on Steam.

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Oh awesome.

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And I'm just looking for the chat because I can't remember what the game's called annoyingly

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and I was actually playing it earlier I wanted to say.

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Dungeons of Hinterburg.

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Maybe people need to start doing a £1 entry fee for a month.

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Well this is the thing, they're all indie games I don't know how much they cost.

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I've got a clue how much they cost.

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No but typically most indie games I've seen are somewhere from five up to triple A pricing.

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It's really cool, it's a really cool thing that they do, just one of the many cool things

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because I really like those guys.

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Go listen to them and when you're done listening to all the Studio Channel 84 stuff.

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That's one game I was playing today I was trying it at Dungeons of Hinterburg.

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It's kind of like a, I can't read and I don't really know because I've only played like

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10 minutes of it.

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It's like a instance dungeon thing I guess.

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Okay.

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A third person fighting thing.

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Yeah maybe I'll spend another time but yeah quite cool, look out.

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Anyway let's go on with it.

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Yeah go on then.

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Accessing library computer data.

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Star Trekking across the universe.

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Always going forward because we can't find reverse.

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Spock's Brain Season 3 Episode 1.

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Where was the writer's brain in this episode?

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Fucking ridiculous.

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You can see why it has attained one of the worst ratings for original series episodes.

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Because it's not a good one.

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It's not a good episode at all.

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Just there's just so, the acting was interesting, the plot was ridiculous.

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Just I think I would, I watched the remastered version because that's what they have on

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Netflix and Paramount.

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I wish it wasn't because I kind of think the ship looked fucking dreadful.

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It does.

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I'd rather it was remastered.

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Looks awful.

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Everything that's been remastered and redone has been done on the cheap and I'm sure they

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didn't pay cheap money for it.

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I'd rather see the original models they used and just accept it for what it is because

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it's dire.

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Because it would have been models like Red Dwarf would have done wouldn't it?

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Even before that, yeah.

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There's an episode where the Enterprise, I can't think of which episode it is, but the

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Enterprise gets captured by a giant green hand and it literally is just the model and

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they have green screened someone's hand and put a green filter over it and that is it.

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There's a bit where Kirk fires his phaser on Stun and it's green, fine whatever.

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But I think the remastering process has made it shit because it literally does a perfect

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square of green and then the image in the middle.

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It's like clearly I feel like someone's done an AI remaster of this.

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It feels like it doesn't.

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And they probably, what I think they used to do is put filters on the lenses and stuff.

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So you're probably just seeing the outline of a filter which in the original context

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of it you would never have seen because the quality of the picture would have been poor

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enough that you wouldn't have noticed.

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I just don't like the remasters.

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It's the one series I think they shouldn't have remastered.

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I think they should have just left it alone.

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Whilst they need to remaster.

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I mean things like the TNG, even then the remasters aren't brilliant.

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There's points when you see the planets on their view screens in the TNG and you can

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tell it's just been updated and thrown in there and it just doesn't fit with what you're

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seeing on screen.

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In fact it's weird.

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You know straight away it's out of place.

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Yeah.

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If you had one as crap as it might have looked it was in place so your brain would just believe

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it and accept it.

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But these remasters to an extent have made it so it's not.

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Sorry everyone.

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Furagan's just started up.

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Oh hello.

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Yeah I've got him set to when you run out go charge and finish the house.

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And that means basically at this time every single day he starts up again.

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And it has a woman's voice because there's something wrong with mine that it factory

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restores itself.

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He's stopped.

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Oh for god's sake.

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He's got it.

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He's wedged himself on a chair.

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Sorry I'll just leave him there stupid bastard.

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So he has more of a brain than Spock does in this episode.

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So that Furagan he keeps factory restoring himself.

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Oh no.

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And that's really frustrating actually because you have to go and go through the episode

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but it also resets the.

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I'd say that's going to be a failure on his ROM chip.

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Yeah he's going to have a failure on his memory.

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But it means then the voice changes because I like having him on Chinese man.

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So I've given up changing it because you have to keep downloading it to it every time.

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See they obviously had an issue with that because I've got the newer model as you know

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that's got all the lovely LIDAR radar and stuff like that.

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You can't do voices on him.

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No it's been taken off of this.

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So this had a thing for ages and coming soon custom audio so you could record your own

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voice.

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And now it says when you go in there all this has been discontinued and like well you never

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did it.

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How can you discontinue something you never did.

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I'm guessing it caused so many failures or just didn't work that they've just said no

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get rid of it.

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Well you think it's got a because it's not uploading direct to go to their servers and

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back again.

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And if it's Wifi which it is isn't it.

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Yeah they've got their cameras and all of a sudden probably lots of server space if

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everyone recording their fucking voices going I'm stuck.

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I'm stuck.

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Oh you can't help.

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But yeah sorry we've gone off track.

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Right.

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That shows you how much we think about Spock's brain.

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Yeah it's fucking shit.

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The vacuum is much better.

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Yeah that was much more entertaining that few minutes and the entirety of Spock's brain.

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I mean I've said this before I grew up watching reruns of the original series which is where

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I got my love for it.

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My biggest love for the original series comes to the films though.

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The films of the original series is truly where my love for Captain Kirk and the crew

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really exists.

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I enjoy watching the original series or I should say I used to enjoy watching the original

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series watching it now.

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Fuck me do these episodes make 50 minutes feel like two hours.

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God I was so bored.

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I think they are so slow.

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Forty five minutes in I paused it to see how long was left.

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I was like this is going nowhere.

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It just feels so so slow.

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I don't want to go play by play for this one.

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I just want to talk about this.

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So one thing I want to say right.

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I liked how they call red alert condition alert on the red line.

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Condition alert.

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I saw that too.

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I thought that was quite funny.

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Since when when it does the intro were there different coloured stars.

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Oh what the red and the blue.

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Yeah.

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I think that's a remaster thing.

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Is that a remaster thing.

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Yeah I got that kind of thing because I think I was that meant to represent a planet that

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they're flying past.

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I honestly don't know.

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And I spotted that earlier as well and I was like is that something that was always there.

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I don't know.

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And I do the thing that I pull up on previous ones.

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Scotty's on the bridge.

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Why is the chief engineer on the fucking bridge.

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I know that you said there was a good reason for it before but I mean come on these should

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be in engineering red.

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He can just have his thing in engineering where he should be with the engineers.

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I think as well that the bridge of that ship like we've said before you said it is very

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nautical how they've got those things.

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It's very nautical.

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I really liked you got next to Sulu.

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They'd got the device that raises up and that just looks really cool.

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Do you reckon there's just a lad under there with a stick pushing it up.

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Oh possibly.

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Because wasn't that the doors.

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They used to just have some doors.

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Right I've just watched the original Star Trek intro on YouTube and yeah those red and

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blue remaster.

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Oh so it wasn't then.

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Oh yeah okay so that's a fuck up.

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So yeah definitely then I think it's an AI thing and no one's checked or no one cares.

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Probably no one cares.

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Or the person who did it originally isn't there to ask whether it's meant to be there.

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So they've just done it.

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Sorry going back to the bridge design.

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Yeah very nautical.

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You've got that cool thing that raises up.

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It feels functional though the bridge.

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It's not over the top but everyone's got a place.

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It's not like the bridge on something like Discovery or the JJ Abrams Star Trek films

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because they always feel really cramped and they've got so many people on there and it's

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just it doesn't feel like you've got any movement space or anything like this.

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Whereas this feels like it felt like the future.

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It's like wow they've got this even though it wasn't a big space they've got this big

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space everyone's got their work location but it still felt like there was an expanse for

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them to work within.

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Whereas as I say the modern stuff it seems to almost go backwards and it's like how much

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else can we get on the bridge.

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I like Spock had a little virtual boy you would look into wasn't he.

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Oh yeah his science display which just tells him whatever they're looking at he gets all

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his readings from there.

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Yeah and that weird little display.

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Obviously but you've got to remember this was 1966.

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VDUs didn't exist they didn't have text on a screen they had televisions but they didn't

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have any idea about computer screens putting up text and everything like that in the term

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that we understand it now.

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Yeah I've got a point to make so this is season three so it's the last season of the series.

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Why does it only put Shatner Nimoy and DeForest Kelly in the intro?

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They were the biggest names.

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Is that what it was?

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Yeah so Shatner was big because of well Shatner and Nimoy were big because of Star Trek and

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various other projects DeForest Kelly was very big in the era of westerns and that sort

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of thing so they were the biggest names on TV so they got the biggest names at the beginning.

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They're the only ones that get named at the beginning other than Gene Roddenberry himself

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so they're the only ones.

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Hundred percent.

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So it's it's great so the whole point of this episode is Spock gets his brain stolen and

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he gets shoved into a machine on another planet to control their ecosystem and down underground.

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Which is really cool because as much as the story sucks there is so much forward thinking

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about the future and the fact that a that this planet is run by a single computer running

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air conditioning running all the crucial systems, water, everything like that is just managed

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by the centralized computer which is brilliant but then there's a line in it where Kirk says

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you're in this black cylindrical box with pillars of light coming out.

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He's talking about fibre optics which is exactly how it is now isn't it?

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If you want the fastest network connectivity around a business it's all fibre.

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So the fact that ahead of the game on that saying well it would have to be really quick

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what's really quick?

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The speed of light.

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Well let's make it transfer by light then because that's basically what he's done.

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Yeah and it's it's clever because I actually press record I did.

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It's clever as well because yeah the brain would be probably the most efficient thing

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to put in there.

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Yes.

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If they didn't have anything else to do.

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But there's I want to get back to the beginning where they so this woman gets on this aliens

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on the ship.

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Sexy lady woman wearing belly and he goes very pointy tits.

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Oh yes very pointy 1960s.

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Kills everyone with a weird noise.

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Well not kills everyone knocks them all out.

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Before that though so she beams on board or she appears on board I should say Kirk starts

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talking to us like right you can see Kirk's going to try and shag her.

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Oh no sorry I mean Kirk's going to try and say we're from Earth we're in peace how can

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we help?

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Then you get the two security guys just run in with their guns drawn it's like you twats.

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Your red shirts you deserve to die.

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I'm sorry Shatner is in full on lech the entire way through this episode.

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I was cringed every time a woman was on screen with him because I just like that poor woman.

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There's one scene where he drags a woman off the ground and I thought he's probably actually

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hurt her.

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It looks like he hurt her because he probably drags her up off the ground.

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I want to see if you got the set because someone definitely got hurt in this episode in real

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life.

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Well one of the blokes that Shatner fights he's not pulling his punches he's like knees

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him in the stomach.

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I love the fight scenes I've got that as a note the fight scenes in all of the original

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series are just brilliant.

445
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:54,440
The double hands together kind of thumps down like you know what fights like there was ever

446
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,440
a fight like that.

447
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,440
I would love to try it I'd probably end up getting stabbed.

448
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,960
Hang on I'm going to.

449
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:01,960
Oh no.

450
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:02,960
Oh no.

451
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,000
She knocks them all out anyway she's touched them up.

452
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:12,760
The scene I like is when it's got the Forest Kelly looking over Lennon Nimoy's body Spock's

453
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:13,920
body.

454
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,480
Looking like he's from Russia with a little Russian hat on.

455
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,000
It's like what's wrong with Spock?

456
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,520
It's like is he dead?

457
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,000
It's like worse than dead.

458
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,000
He's got no brain.

459
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:32,600
And the whole time it's like close ups and the music was great that was really the only

460
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:38,520
thing that sold any part of it was the really dramatic music they always played.

461
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,480
His brain is gone Jim.

462
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,600
And this was really this confused me because I'm pretty sure maybe I'll have to watch

463
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:49,960
this little bit again he says that a Vulcan can survive for ages without a brain.

464
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,600
Hang on hang on.

465
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,680
His Vulcan physique is what's keeping his body going.

466
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:59,240
He says his Vulcan physique all the urban things have all been chopped up and they've

467
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,920
been neatly done.

468
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:05,760
His Vulcan physique is keeping his autonomous system going so it's keeping his breathing

469
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,840
and his heart going.

470
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:11,400
And then literally a sentence later I've got oh wait his body's fine without the brain

471
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,800
but then all of a sudden it's not fine without his brain because of how big the brain is.

472
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,960
I'm so glad you picked that up because that really threw me.

473
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,760
I was like did I hear that wrong?

474
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:21,760
I'm pretty sure.

475
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,440
Because my note says oh a Vulcan can survive without a brain.

476
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,440
That's my note.

477
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:31,000
Yeah he basically says Vulcan physiology now and then he says because Kirk says how long

478
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000
can you keep him alive.

479
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000
I don't know.

480
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:38,520
He says if it was a human indefinitely.

481
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:44,760
But his Vulcan because he's a Vulcan and they're reliant on such their big such such big brain.

482
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:45,760
Yeah.

483
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,760
24 hours.

484
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:47,760
Hang on a minute.

485
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,760
Yeah he's yeah I don't know but if I'd had to guess 24 hours.

486
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:52,760
Yeah.

487
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,440
Which turns out to be an exact guess.

488
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,560
Exact guess because I'm sure the doctor has told you.

489
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,480
Yeah I'm sure the doctor told you it's 24 hours.

490
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,160
But yeah I know I had exactly the same thing.

491
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:09,040
Don't say that it's fine and then say it's not fine because Vulcans rely on their big

492
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,040
brain.

493
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,560
I am sure there are Vulcans out there with little brains as well.

494
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,680
Two Vulkans is one of them.

495
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,120
And how hairy are the doctor's arms?

496
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,120
Oh my god.

497
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,680
Oh McCoy is a hairy boy.

498
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:18,680
He's a bear.

499
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,920
He's such a bear.

500
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:20,920
Yeah.

501
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:24,040
There's a great scene on the bridge that comes up after this.

502
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:32,760
And this really attractive leggy woman just walks right in front of the fucking main viewfinder.

503
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,880
And I just like that's like walking in front of the television.

504
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:36,880
It's so rude.

505
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:41,680
Yeah imagine if she did that while they're talking to someone on the viewfinder.

506
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,680
Hello.

507
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,680
I'm chatting to him.

508
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,800
It's like someone's doing a video call.

509
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,680
It's the Consulate of Draconis whatever they're playing.

510
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:50,920
It was Sigma Draconis.

511
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,520
You've got your iPad propped up on the table and you're sat back a bit and doing a FaceTime

512
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:59,120
and someone just fucking walks in front of you like come on.

513
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,640
I'm guessing you missed that bit then.

514
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:05,320
So the bit that I think someone genuinely injured themselves was Nurse Chapel.

515
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,480
Oh that's Nurse Chapel is it?

516
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,560
That blonde one with Dr McCoy.

517
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,660
That's Nurse Chapel.

518
00:33:11,660 --> 00:33:15,800
And if I'm remembering right and I'm pretty sure I am, that is the voice of the Enterprise.

519
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,960
Oh is it?

520
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,840
That's Marjorie whatever her name is.

521
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:19,840
Jean Roddenberry.

522
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,320
Was it Jean Roddenberry's wife I think?

523
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:22,320
I'm not sure.

524
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:27,080
Either way yeah sorry if I got that wrong but that is the voice of the Enterprise in

525
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,080
the future.

526
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,440
So that is when anyway they all get knocked out.

527
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,640
McCoy stumbles the floor.

528
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:40,240
Nurse Chapel goes down and you see her head bounce when it hits the floor.

529
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:46,520
She drops herself like a fucking sack of spuds and that's got to her.

530
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,080
Yeah I don't really remember.

531
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:52,040
I remember all of their dying, well I call it dying, they're falling over since they're

532
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,040
so fucking trapped.

533
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:58,360
By the end they really ham that whole fucking shit up and it's just like come on lads.

534
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,000
So I've got a question for you.

535
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,440
So they're chasing after the brain stealer.

536
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,440
Oh yes yes.

537
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,480
Spock's brain, brain stealer.

538
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:11,480
How many hours are they following the ion trail for?

539
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:18,800
So they've got 24 hours and then by the time they get to Sigma Draconis and the three planets

540
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:27,720
that they're trying to decide between they've got 8 minutes, 8 hours 45 minutes remaining

541
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:32,400
and then by the time they get beam down it's like 8 hours 34 minutes remaining.

542
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,400
How long are they?

543
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,360
It's 24 hours, it's just mathing the math isn't it.

544
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,080
So it's going to be 15 or 16 hours.

545
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,520
15 hours 20 minutes yeah well done.

546
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,280
And do you remember the name of the three planets?

547
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,520
They're just M planets do you remember the numbers?

548
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,560
Three four and six.

549
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:51,560
Yeah well done.

550
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,440
Yeah three four and six and I've got here as well.

551
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,040
It's always going to be that fucking third planet.

552
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,120
Yeah can I just say as well hang on where's my note for this.

553
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,120
Don't shout at Chekhov.

554
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,120
Yeah I know right.

555
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:07,040
He's like Chekhov's got up there he's like this planet is the equivalent of the 1400s

556
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,520
this planet's the equivalent of 2030 this one's a glacier.

557
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,400
Well which is it then Chekhov you dick.

558
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,560
Yeah but he's right in his fucking face too they're stood like face to face really close

559
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,680
and he's yelling at poor Chekhov and Chekhov's like I'm just fucking telling you what it

560
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,960
is you asked me a question I'm fucking answering you.

561
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:22,960
This is what our scanners gave.

562
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,760
I don't know how to use Spock's lesser box machine thing.

563
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:33,040
How many he looks in that slot normally.

564
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,680
Only Spock looks in that slot.

565
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,040
That's Spock's slot no one puts their eyes in Spock's slot.

566
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,080
And this is Pomfarr.

567
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,120
Yeah this is Tom Pomfarr.

568
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,400
Don't shout at Chekhov because I'm not really bad for him.

569
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,800
And then don't you think that thing in that guy's ear hurts.

570
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:49,800
It's got to hurt.

571
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,760
That's really heavy and weighing is it.

572
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,920
Same as the one that Uhura's got as well.

573
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,840
But she didn't have it in her ear when the other guy did.

574
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:57,840
Oh true.

575
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:58,840
So I wonder if they've got one.

576
00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,840
Do you think they've got a share?

577
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:03,360
I think they've got one yeah.

578
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:08,840
When they get down to the planet again this is another one of these ones can Spock live

579
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,680
without his brain or can't he?

580
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:17,520
They get down to the planet they beam down and what's the first thing that Kirk says?

581
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,800
I don't know.

582
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,040
Set your suits to 72 degrees.

583
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,040
Oh yeah I wrote that.

584
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,520
Wait their uniforms have built-in heaters.

585
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,880
Wherever I put that oh yeah they can set their clothes temperatures.

586
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,080
Which is they're all cold they knew it'd be cold bring a coat.

587
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:38,680
Well no but if their uniforms got a suit got heaters built in brilliant.

588
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,520
Okay I'll set my suits to 72 nice.

589
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,560
They then go down underground and Chekhov's like well we might as well be comfortable

590
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,520
and shoots a bloody rock to make it fire and they're all there rubbing their hands going

591
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,520
oh I've got to warm up.

592
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:55,600
But mate you've got a built-in heater just crank up the thermostat a little bit.

593
00:36:55,600 --> 00:37:00,160
That completely passed me by my comment was to perfectly find trees there just kick the

594
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,920
trees and burn the trees.

595
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,320
Captain Kirk returns to the surface we've got Spock.

596
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:12,520
Chekhov what have you done to the surface of the planet it's burning.

597
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:17,000
You've got the morgues running about screaming in agony from severe burns.

598
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,280
It's so funny isn't it.

599
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,000
And I was like I also thought when there's two red shirts here I don't recognise how

600
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,000
long before they die.

601
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000
But they didn't die did they.

602
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:33,040
No that's it I've got I did have here oh did I not put it oh is that an unnamed red

603
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,760
shirt I spot and then at the end of it he didn't die.

604
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:41,000
Yeah it's really convenient that all the cavemen speak English.

605
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Really convenient isn't it.

606
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,040
I've got English speaking race perfect.

607
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,040
It's so convenient.

608
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,040
So useful.

609
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,760
Because they don't even like say oh a translator or anything because they don't have you using

610
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,240
a translator that's what Ahura does.

611
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,600
That's what Ahura does.

612
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:53,600
Yeah absolutely.

613
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,280
So fucking convenient firstly that they all look like humans and secondly they all speak

614
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,280
English.

615
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,720
And they've all got beautifully tailored clothes as well.

616
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:06,280
So the idea of this planet is all the men are on the top and all the women are underground

617
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:10,680
and the women are being looked after by this machine and all the men are dumb fucks on

618
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,720
the surface.

619
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,080
So that's basically what's happening.

620
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:20,840
This is one of the TOS episodes that influenced Futurama.

621
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,480
So you know there's the Futurama episode where they land on the planet of the giant women

622
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,480
who are.

623
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,000
I wrote is this a snooze new planet.

624
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,040
It's a snooze new planet basically.

625
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,320
Pain all pleasure.

626
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,300
The computer and at the end of that episode in Futurama you realise it's just this this

627
00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:38,120
robot that begrudges men hiding in a closet.

628
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,120
How funny.

629
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:45,080
There's another TOS episode I'm pretty sure that has a very similar outline to it.

630
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,600
So I think it's based across that at least.

631
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,520
But yeah it is a snooze new planet.

632
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,400
So I misheard Scotty at first when he said pain and delight.

633
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,160
I thought he said pain and light.

634
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,360
So I spent a little while thinking what's the pain and light?

635
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,080
What's the light got to do with it?

636
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:05,160
And it wasn't until one of the others said delight I was like oh right it's pain or sex.

637
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:10,440
I always forget how trim Scotty was in the original series.

638
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:14,600
Then you get to the film and Scotty's this old white haired fat man.

639
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,600
They're all pretty trim.

640
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,040
You can just you can see Shatner's starting to get the belly.

641
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,920
Oh yeah Shatner's wearing a gurn.

642
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,920
Is he?

643
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:21,920
Oh he's got to be.

644
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,920
You can see the outline.

645
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,320
I was going to say because it's creeping in.

646
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,320
The belly's creeping in.

647
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,920
Yeah and then they end up down there.

648
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:29,920
They get captured by the.

649
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:30,920
Oh you get the.

650
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:36,640
Oh yeah I got really confused because they find another woman down there and she's stupid.

651
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,120
And again she looks so similar to the other woman.

652
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,120
I thought it was her.

653
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,120
Yeah.

654
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,040
And I was really confused again until the other woman actually appears.

655
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,640
Like oh no they're different people.

656
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,640
Oh right okay.

657
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,640
They had the same hair.

658
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:48,640
They looked the same.

659
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,640
All dressing up the same.

660
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,640
So I was like oh she had time to change.

661
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:55,400
That's nice because she was wearing yellow rather than blue.

662
00:39:55,400 --> 00:40:02,360
What I found funny is literally we get down and my notes literally stopped after they

663
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,880
wake up with the IED strapped to each of them.

664
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:05,880
I've written down.

665
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:06,880
Yeah yeah yeah.

666
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,640
Weird green belt whatever colour it was.

667
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,480
Literally up to that point and the fight.

668
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:17,320
I then didn't have any notes after that because it's just like it doesn't seem to go anywhere.

669
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,520
Okay I've got some.

670
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,200
I've got a fitting fucking clear note.

671
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,680
They asked Spock.

672
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,400
Okay so when the disembodied voice of Spock appears.

673
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:29,360
We haven't even mentioned how fucking McCoy is controlling the disembodied.

674
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:30,360
Oh my sweet Jesus.

675
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,760
Yes I forgot all about that.

676
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,080
I want to remote control Spock.

677
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,160
Yeah Spock's body is just moving around.

678
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,800
But I think it was like why is the Xbox controller?

679
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,760
Why are they using an Xbox controller?

680
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:45,040
He's using what looks like just a weird rectangle with squares.

681
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,040
It's like.

682
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,120
The bloody clicking.

683
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:51,200
Every time he makes them walk it's clicking clicking clicking clicking.

684
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:55,120
What makes me laugh is it's like yeah it's obviously got this rotary dial on it.

685
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,840
Yeah like a palm dial.

686
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:01,360
And then there's I'm guessing typewriter keys that they've glued onto it.

687
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:07,680
And I've got to say I'm so glad McCoy and Scotty made a button to make Spock sit.

688
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,080
Because you know what oh right we better get the remote control for the brainless person

689
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,880
out of the cupboard because we have one of those.

690
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:13,880
Yeah the thing is right.

691
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:18,720
Right hang on look yeah we've got walk we've got turn we've got grab wrist we've got press

692
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:21,680
button we've got sit down it's fine.

693
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,760
He's had to like program the whole time they've been away before he gets been done.

694
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:30,800
He's been macro programming all the different menus of Spock's possible instances that

695
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,760
he might need to move.

696
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,120
The instructions are from Starfleet they unbox it.

697
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,480
Please remember this requires programming per species.

698
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:44,720
No it's like you stick on Spock press a button.

699
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:46,960
That's what the clicking noise is.

700
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,360
You've given Spock a bit of a boner there mate.

701
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,960
Oh I knew I hadn't programmed that button.

702
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:55,960
It's like how the the the Tardis makes that noise because they haven't taken the handbrake

703
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:56,960
off.

704
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,040
It's the same deal that's what the clicking noise is he hasn't taken Spock's handbrake

705
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,040
off.

706
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:08,320
So it's his joints grinding as he's walking along.

707
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:14,040
The thing is right later on Kirk gets hold of the remote.

708
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,240
He's never seen this fucking remote in his life.

709
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,240
He can control Spock.

710
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:22,240
He can make Spock perfectly grab this woman's wrist press the button.

711
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:25,560
So firstly he's in agonizing pain.

712
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:29,880
Which knocked them all out earlier.

713
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:34,440
Picks the remote while agonizing pain manages to get him to stand up or if he was like I

714
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:40,920
can't remember turn walk over put one arm up move the arm down over grab hold of her

715
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,160
and then restrain her.

716
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,160
All in that time.

717
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,160
Do you think it's got a little bit of a Wii remote to it as well.

718
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:51,440
Oh yeah it's got to have motion a little bit of motion control on there maybe.

719
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,440
But yeah.

720
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,880
Don't you still take a side holding it then.

721
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:56,880
Fucking ridiculous.

722
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:57,880
I've completely lost.

723
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:58,880
Oh that's it.

724
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,880
So the belt things they they get before this they've been captured and they get put these

725
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:09,880
belts on right and later on when the disembodied voice for Spock tells them what they are their

726
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:13,560
pain pain pain belts like oh how do we get them off.

727
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,480
And he goes oh believe it or not you just press the red button and then the bay belts

728
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:17,480
come off.

729
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,280
They never take the fucking belts off.

730
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:23,080
No no no no no he means the red button on the wrist not on the belt.

731
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,960
Oh but there's a big massive red button.

732
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,400
That's why he makes it grab the wrist and press the red button on her wrist.

733
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,720
Oh fuck I missed that.

734
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:30,720
Oh my god.

735
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:33,160
The belt is a big green disc with a red button.

736
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:35,200
Yeah to be honest I would be really tempted to go yeah.

737
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,760
McCoy come over here a moment mate I'm not going to press my arm but I'll press McCoy.

738
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:39,760
What does this do.

739
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:44,480
But that's what I got from him because he just says it's just the red button.

740
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,440
He doesn't say wrist and you're looking at.

741
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,720
No but that's why Kirk says yeah we know about the red button because.

742
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,000
Oh because I thought.

743
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
He's been seeing her press the red button.

744
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:57,480
They're just wearing a big green belt with a giant red fucking button in it.

745
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:58,480
I can see the confusion.

746
00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,480
I can see the confusion.

747
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:03,040
And because the way Spock says it he's like well it's actually you just press the red

748
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,040
button.

749
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,040
It's like well press the fucking red button then take your belts off.

750
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:10,040
That's what I was thinking the whole time.

751
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,040
Take your fucking belts off.

752
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:19,200
Well fucking hell I feel like an idiot for that one.

753
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,720
But yeah remote control Spock.

754
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,720
Great idea.

755
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:24,720
Just.

756
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:28,380
Oh I don't know actually is it a good idea.

757
00:44:28,380 --> 00:44:33,720
When we know that they also have that like black wheelchair that Pike rolls around in

758
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:38,520
after his accident in the original series with the little red beeping light they can

759
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,480
just start Spock in there and driven him round.

760
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:47,840
Well yeah with their Spock Box 360 controller they could have just moved Spock wherever

761
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:48,840
they wanted.

762
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:49,840
It needs analytics.

763
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:54,840
I want to know what the start up sound for Spock is.

764
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:55,840
It's the Spock Box 360.

765
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:56,840
Turn him on.

766
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,840
You just see his lips making the noise.

767
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:58,840
There's no reason to be.

768
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:11,560
Oh no it's a red ring of death.

769
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:12,560
And so what happened.

770
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:19,440
Yeah we so fucking they find Spock's Spock's disembodied voice leads them over.

771
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,120
Well no through a machine.

772
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,240
Yes he has to think.

773
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:24,240
They get the tricorder and Spock's.

774
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,240
He has to concentrate.

775
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,240
Beams them a location.

776
00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:27,240
Yeah.

777
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:33,040
So yeah he beams them a location then they say how do we undo the bells and he goes I'll

778
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,840
I'll make that my top priority captain.

779
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,720
Captain you just need to press the red button to remove it about 30 seconds later.

780
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:39,720
Yeah nice one Spock.

781
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:40,720
Thanks.

782
00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:41,720
Thanks.

783
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:42,720
You notice how it's just down the hall too.

784
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:43,720
You can turn.

785
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:47,280
They literally the camera just shows them turning into the corridor and it's a straight

786
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,000
line and it's the first door they come to.

787
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,000
It's in there.

788
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Straight in.

789
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000
No security locks.

790
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Nothing like that.

791
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:59,360
It's a very insecure thing of like the main way that the civilisation runs including the

792
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:03,520
fountain of all knowledge in the little headset which we'll talk about in the moment the teacher.

793
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,640
Yeah we don't need a lock on that.

794
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:06,640
Which is nice.

795
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:10,360
It basically bumps into the door with a tricorder and it's like it's in there.

796
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,600
I'm glad you're here mate.

797
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:16,040
Oh Spock you're a cylinder with light coming out of it.

798
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,960
Oh that would make sense captain.

799
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,960
Would it?

800
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:19,960
Yeah does it?

801
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:20,960
It doesn't fucking make sense to the rest of us.

802
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:25,440
I did really think it did actually going back to what we said at the very beginning it was

803
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:29,960
really well thought out the idea because the idea that his brain's there and it's like

804
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:33,720
Spock you say you're breathing you think you're breathing at the moment.

805
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:34,720
Could that be?

806
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:36,240
And actually that makes really good sense.

807
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:37,240
Yeah.

808
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,240
That was touch.

809
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:39,760
You're bladder, your kidneys, you're cleaning the water, you're getting rid of the waste

810
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:40,760
water.

811
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:41,760
Brilliant.

812
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,800
The breathing, you're circulating the air and you're doing all of that.

813
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,500
You're regulating body temperature of your brain.

814
00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:49,440
So the fact that they've thought about right what does the brain do?

815
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,680
It could be controlling this.

816
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:59,480
I think that's a really really clever thing to give the episode some sort of positive

817
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,880
note.

818
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,520
That was a really well thought out idea.

819
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,440
So we've had this and they all get knocked to the floor again don't they because they

820
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,400
find the woman's in there too.

821
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:09,400
Yeah and then we get the whole.

822
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:14,080
We get the whole controller and then this is like probably the third or fourth time

823
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:19,200
that Shatner hits the Me Too movement where he grabs hold of the woman and drags her underneath

824
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:23,640
the fucking weird head thing to get the special memories from the machine.

825
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,680
I quite liked that prop.

826
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,160
That prop was awesome.

827
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:31,120
I don't know what those metal bits that they'd screwed into it were, whether they were like

828
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:33,600
some sort of old school spark plugs or.

829
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,600
Yeah spark plugs.

830
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,720
They looked like spark plugs, really chromed up spark plugs.

831
00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:40,840
So it's like a very clear giant helmet with one long metal bit.

832
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:44,480
Well I reckon that was one of those hairdresser things.

833
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,480
Yes.

834
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,480
Blue Rinse Brigade hair thing.

835
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,480
Yeah.

836
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,400
And then they had a little bit of a permanent perm of whatever they're called.

837
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,400
That's probably what it was.

838
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,400
That would make sense.

839
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,400
I reckon that's what it is.

840
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:58,680
And then yeah it looked futuristic and I really liked the idea and again I'm guessing Red

841
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,880
Dwarf stole the idea somewhat in.

842
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,840
Oh what's the episode called?

843
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,320
Mind Swap the episode?

844
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,080
Basically one of the scussers rewires Red Dwarf and they trigger the auto destruct by

845
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:15,880
mistake when Lister orders a toffee crisp and a milkshake.

846
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:22,840
And I think it's Mind Swap and they record Lister's brain onto a micro cassette.

847
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:28,200
He drops it into a cup of tea but then they put one of the other captains or one of the

848
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:34,280
senior officers personality that they've got on cassette into Lister.

849
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:38,680
And that's kind of where I get that they've kind of got that idea from is from this.

850
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,200
Yeah could be.

851
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,560
Because even Spock says from the tapes.

852
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:44,560
Yeah.

853
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,920
Everything is stored on tape.

854
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:51,160
So she now gets super clever because basically they're doing this because they want someone

855
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,560
to remember how to do the surgery to get Spock's brain back in.

856
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,720
Spock's brain, Spock's brain, Spock's brain, fucking Spock's brain.

857
00:48:56,720 --> 00:49:00,560
It felt like we were watching that Voyager episode.

858
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,240
What was it?

859
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,640
Oh god I know what you mean.

860
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,640
Threshold.

861
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:06,640
Fucking Spock's brain.

862
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,360
And every time they said it Spock's brain.

863
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,080
We get that's a fucking episode title.

864
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,880
In the iMorgue when they haven't had the teacher.

865
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,360
Stop going on about brain.

866
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,160
I don't care about brain.

867
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:23,040
Oh yeah by the way they call the iMorgue like they're fucking Steve Jobs.

868
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:24,880
So she gets super clever.

869
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:25,880
Big mistake.

870
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:26,880
She's got a phaser.

871
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:27,880
She now knows how to use it.

872
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:31,480
And as Spock, sorry as Scotty's editor, it's set to kill.

873
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,160
Thanks mate for telling us that.

874
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,160
He's so good.

875
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,840
He's so funny in this scene right.

876
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:42,000
Because it's like it's a profile of her and Shatner and he's just in the background faced

877
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,000
the camera.

878
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:48,520
As like this and he's like looking like no one can see me but I'm looking really hamming

879
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,000
up his shocked face.

880
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:54,240
And there's a bit where they get the phaser off of her and the way he does it he pretends

881
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:56,360
to faint.

882
00:49:56,360 --> 00:50:02,600
Which is so funny because he's just like oh and then as she turns to him Shatner just

883
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,920
grabs the gun and he's like and then instantly Scotty's like yep.

884
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,200
It's like they've planned this.

885
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,600
I know they've got pre-planned ham acting.

886
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:15,440
It's like captain if we're ever stuck in this position I'll pretend to faint and when they

887
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,520
look at me you snatch the gun.

888
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,520
Let's practice it.

889
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:19,520
We haven't got a holodeck.

890
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,520
They don't exist yet.

891
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:26,600
Yeah and then my note is just kill her and put your own head in it.

892
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,080
Before we've even got to anyone else to just shoot her and put your own fucking head in

893
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,080
it.

894
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:31,080
What's it matter?

895
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,080
They're clearly humans.

896
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:33,080
They speak English.

897
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,080
They don't look like you.

898
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:38,640
Also bear in mind they're like it'll last three hours.

899
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:42,360
They've got about four hours for Spock's brain at this point.

900
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:50,640
So why not stick McCoy in it, wait half an hour and then get maybe Nurse Chapel in it

901
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,400
as well or someone else in it.

902
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:57,080
Just so in case it starts wearing off McCoy quickly you've still got that additional half

903
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,360
an hour with whoever else has gone in it after him.

904
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,360
Okay.

905
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,640
Why does it need to be them?

906
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:07,000
It gives them all the knowledge because the woman who took his brain out wasn't a doctor.

907
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,880
To be fair I agree and I'm surprised that Shatner didn't want to make it all about him

908
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,920
because apparently he was very much about I'm captain therefore I should be kind of

909
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,920
–

910
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,920
Well the actor was saying that all the time.

911
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:17,920
Yeah.

912
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,880
Always be the lead and everything should be about me.

913
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:25,240
So it really surprised me that Kirk didn't push his way into it.

914
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:26,800
I can't risk the doctor.

915
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,800
I'll do it myself.

916
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:31,040
It's funny he thinks that because I personally think it should be the opposite.

917
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:34,520
I don't think the captain should be going fucking anywhere because he's the captain.

918
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,240
But that's the point isn't it and that's what you get from TNG right because Job is

919
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:42,240
to stop Picard from being a dick and getting himself killed.

920
00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:47,680
Yeah so then Bones goes in it, it works, he starts forgetting and then you get the really

921
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,800
– this is quite a fun scene.

922
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:56,680
I liked the shit editing and stuff of the sweaty face close ups and all that kind of

923
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:57,680
stuff.

924
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:02,000
Yeah he forgets obviously and then Spock has to tell him how to do it and it's like – I'm

925
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,480
going to sneeze sorry.

926
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:04,480
Yeah they –

927
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:08,440
Yeah it's like Spock walk me through these last bits I'll tell you when you've got

928
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,440
them right.

929
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,720
That's my finger, that's my butt, that's my butt.

930
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:13,680
No McCoy that was my penis.

931
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:20,560
Yeah that's my cock, that's still my cock McCoy, that's still my cock.

932
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:24,800
This Vulcan physiology Jim, they've got 300 nerves just the penis alone.

933
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:28,840
Did you know Spock had 700 cocks for nerves?

934
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:32,160
I've got to get them all in the right order.

935
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:37,840
Spock's going no that's cock 3, no that's cock 17, that's 681.

936
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,960
Can you imagine?

937
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:45,520
Three months later on the Enterprise, knock on Medbay door, Doctor, come in Spock, what

938
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:46,520
can I do for you?

939
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:53,320
Well since my brain was removed from my body and put back in I've been suffering premature

940
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:54,320
ejaculation.

941
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:57,960
I'm sorry Spock, do I not join up something properly?

942
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:01,000
It'll be Spock comes out his eyes when he cries.

943
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,160
Shit like that, you've mixed up the fucking wires dude.

944
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:09,000
Every time I watch a sad film I come but it comes out my eyes.

945
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:14,200
What I really wanted was at the end to Spock to stand up and walk backwards.

946
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,200
That's Red Dwarf again.

947
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:21,600
That's what I wanted to happen, I wanted him to get up and just start walking backwards

948
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,600
and go this seems fine.

949
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:29,360
That's 100% Red Dwarf, Kriten gets, oh what happened?

950
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,880
They put Kriten back together or Lister puts Kriten back together, he stands up and he

951
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:34,880
walks backwards.

952
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:39,320
I was really waiting for that as well.

953
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,760
That would have made it.

954
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:46,840
And then there's a really good bit with Spock, he just starts talking really fast and then

955
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:52,080
McCoy's just like I should never have reconnected his mouth and then it's like they want to

956
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:56,720
do a ha ha ha ha kind of scene in the end but he's the only one that fucking laughs.

957
00:53:56,720 --> 00:54:02,640
And he only has like two and it's like were they all meant to do it and they all didn't

958
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,680
and they were playing a trick on D'Forscailly.

959
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:08,560
Do you think he was like told D'Forscailly you can ad lib the final bit?

960
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:09,560
Yes.

961
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,760
And the others are like fuck off.

962
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,160
And then it ends, ends.

963
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,160
It does just end.

964
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,960
And then just fucking ends.

965
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:22,440
And we've had fun talking about it but that episode was fucking shit.

966
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:27,040
Oh Spock's brain.

967
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:34,760
Fucking Spock's brain, fuck off.

968
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,240
Transfer complete.

969
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:41,200
Okay, I find that we always seem to find the fun by the end.

970
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,080
Oh you've got to.

971
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:44,080
You've got to.

972
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:47,520
Every Star Trek's got fun to it, you've just got to find it.

973
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:50,040
You've got to find the adult enjoyment in it.

974
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,960
Alright, time to get serious now for a bit.

975
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,800
So we all know Spock's brain was shit.

976
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,840
Thank fuck for that.

977
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,760
Right, the Untitled Trek Show.

978
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:04,720
So this actually was the penultimate episode of the Untitled Trek Show.

979
00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:06,240
It was.

980
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:12,640
Next week we're going to be doing the first episode of the new series of Lower Decks.

981
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:13,880
We are.

982
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:19,200
And then on the 16th of December, I think that's the right day, would be hopefully the

983
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,760
Christmas special.

984
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:22,360
Agreed.

985
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,240
The USS Shit Show.

986
00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:29,320
If it doesn't come out that day, it's probably because I just edited it late and it'll come.

987
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:30,640
It will be around that day.

988
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:31,760
It's going to be around that day.

989
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,920
I'm not going to give myself such a massive firm deadline because I want to get it right.

990
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,300
But that's the day it's meant to come out.

991
00:55:38,300 --> 00:55:40,320
So hopefully it does.

992
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,280
But after that, they're then going to have a break.

993
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:43,920
We're going to do one episode break.

994
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:47,600
So that'll be the 30th of December, I think is the day.

995
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:48,600
There'll be nothing.

996
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:52,720
Unless I put out the last compilation of the shit show stuff.

997
00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:53,720
Only if you get a time.

998
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:54,720
Only if you get the time.

999
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:56,960
It's Christmas and it's also my wife's birthday.

1000
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,440
So it's unlikely.

1001
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,480
So I think we're just going to have a break.

1002
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:01,480
Yeah.

1003
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:05,120
Can I just point out though, there is a reason which you're coming to now.

1004
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,280
That we're not crying our eyes out going, it's over.

1005
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:09,280
We're sorry.

1006
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:14,640
Basically the first episode of the new year 2025, there is going to be no more The Untitled

1007
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:15,920
Trek Show.

1008
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:20,080
It's going to be renamed to The Untitled Sci-Fi Show.

1009
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:21,080
So original.

1010
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:22,080
Yeah.

1011
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,080
So original.

1012
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:30,320
Now the reason being is that from literally from feedback from people that have listened,

1013
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:35,600
don't listen, know who we are and know the variety show, but have never come over to

1014
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,600
this.

1015
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,440
So the barrier to entry is basically it's Star Trek.

1016
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,440
Yeah.

1017
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:46,680
And we hit that hard level of Star Trek fans versus Star Wars fans to start with.

1018
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:51,480
And the groups of people that neither the two will mix.

1019
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:52,480
And you're right.

1020
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:58,080
A fair few people we've spoken to are, if it was just sci-fi, fine.

1021
00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,080
They would have at least given it a try.

1022
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:04,920
They would have listened to an episode to find out actually we don't always just do

1023
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,240
the entire thing of Star Trek.

1024
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:09,520
There's a big section at the beginning where we talk fucking shit.

1025
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:12,960
And then when we do the funny things like the little games or whatever, yeah, they've

1026
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:16,480
been Trek related, but it's more than just talking about an episode of Star Trek.

1027
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:20,200
So the idea going forward is we're just opening the whole thing up to all sci-fi.

1028
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:25,680
So excuse me, it's not going to be just a Trek every other week.

1029
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:26,680
It's going to be anything we want.

1030
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:31,800
And would you say it would be fair to say it's sci-fi and geekdom as we call it.

1031
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,360
So a little bit of gaming thrown in there.

1032
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,000
Basically the things we don't talk on the variety show.

1033
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:40,080
I know we talk about gaming a little bit on the variety show every now and then, but this

1034
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:45,760
feels very much like the untitled sci-fi show will be the place to do gaming, science fiction,

1035
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,480
talk, that sort of thing.

1036
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,480
Yeah.

1037
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,120
It's going to be a lot more just open.

1038
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:51,880
It's going to be different every week.

1039
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,520
The shit show is not going anywhere.

1040
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:54,760
Still going to be doing that.

1041
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,680
Trek roulette when we get going, I'm still going to do Trek roulette.

1042
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:01,280
Mug watch is opening itself up to the entire science fiction universe.

1043
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:04,160
So we're going to be looking at mugs in all universes.

1044
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,400
I was talking about mug watch.

1045
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,400
Hang on a moment.

1046
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,400
I didn't see any mugs in that.

1047
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:09,400
No, no, no, no.

1048
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:16,320
There weren't any mugs in that, but I do have an email from a Thomas Edwards.

1049
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:17,320
Thomas?

1050
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:24,000
He literally was just emailed Untitled Trek Show dash mug watch.

1051
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,000
Has he done to both of us?

1052
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,000
I just haven't lost my phone.

1053
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,000
I don't remember.

1054
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Yeah, no, he did it to podcasts.

1055
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,000
Okay.

1056
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,000
So I just haven't seen it.

1057
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:35,440
Season two, episode 16, 33 seconds in, normal mug instantly spilled on Picard.

1058
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:38,120
Is this why only space mugs are allowed?

1059
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:39,120
That's all.

1060
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,120
Yeah, probably.

1061
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:41,280
Maybe that was the issue.

1062
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,820
Normal mugs were too spillable.

1063
00:58:42,820 --> 00:58:46,120
So they had to do gravity defying space mugs.

1064
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:47,120
Oh my God.

1065
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:50,840
And I even ridiculously, I think I know what episode that is.

1066
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,840
There's like this neurotic staff member working with Geordie in engineering and she's walking

1067
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:58,360
along with the hot chocolate and she just walks slam straight into Picard spilling hot

1068
00:58:58,360 --> 00:58:59,720
chocolate all over him.

1069
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:01,080
Oh, you know what?

1070
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:02,880
And then I think I've seen that episode.

1071
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:06,240
And Geordie's like, I don't think we should have hot chocolate in engineering.

1072
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,720
Oh my God, I'm so sorry Geordie.

1073
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:15,280
That's like in this, the other thing we watched that isn't Star Trek.

1074
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,280
The Orville.

1075
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:20,160
The Orville where it's like you can't have a drink on the bridge if you spill it.

1076
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,160
Where was I?

1077
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,280
Yes, we're opening it.

1078
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,360
And I hope the Tuvok thing that we did the other week that you come in with.

1079
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:27,360
Oh, I had so much fun with that.

1080
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:30,200
All these other Star Trek little bits are still going to be in.

1081
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:33,640
The thing is we can actually open that to the rest of the sci-fi universe.

1082
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:37,360
So Trek Roulette, for example, we could do Roulette with a different show.

1083
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:38,920
You could do Roulette with Red Dwarf.

1084
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:40,800
You could do, we've spoken about Red Dwarf today.

1085
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,280
You could do that with Battlestar Galactic.

1086
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,960
You do Roulette with Doctor Who.

1087
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,240
Would be really good fun.

1088
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,120
So that's where we're going with it.

1089
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:54,480
And I hope that, I don't like particularly the sci-fi being a name either because it

1090
00:59:54,480 --> 01:00:00,720
feels very generic, but it's a word that everyone will go, I know what this is going to be about.

1091
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:01,720
100%.

1092
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:04,840
And we still have the Untitled stuff, which I like.

1093
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,400
And it removes the Trek from the name.

1094
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:11,480
So opens it up that if that's what people think, oh, it's going to be too fucking loser

1095
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:12,800
nerd talking about Star Trek.

1096
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:13,800
I'm more interested.

1097
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,420
I'm going to skip this one.

1098
01:00:15,420 --> 01:00:22,000
Even if they know who we are from the variety show or any other thing.

1099
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:26,440
You know, our fucking stupid pigeon videos.

1100
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,840
You know, so I think it will help.

1101
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,400
And yeah, that's really it.

1102
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,440
I think you've made the right decision, mate.

1103
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:34,440
And this is your baby.

1104
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:40,080
I've always said that you take it in the direction you think and I'm fully behind you with whatever

1105
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:41,240
different change you make.

1106
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,560
So if that's what you want to do with this, that's what we're going to do with it.

1107
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:46,040
Well, it went for a little over a year.

1108
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:47,040
Yeah.

1109
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:48,040
So.

1110
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:49,040
And things need to change.

1111
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:50,040
You look at the variety show.

1112
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:54,600
In February, we're coming out to two years on that and the past three months worth of

1113
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:59,600
episodes have drastically changed from what they were even before that.

1114
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:04,760
With me now having a fixed amount of time, we have an estimate for how long an episode

1115
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:05,760
should be.

1116
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:06,760
Yeah.

1117
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:12,840
The one minute beginning on every single one of them telling what's coming up on the show.

1118
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:16,080
It's natural to have to grow and to get the right level.

1119
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:19,840
And if you think now we need to make these changes, then let's make these changes.

1120
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:23,640
We did the name change variety show because it used to be called the channel 84 variety

1121
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:24,640
show.

1122
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:25,640
Correct.

1123
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:26,640
So we did a slight name change there.

1124
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:27,640
We changed all the branding.

1125
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,040
You changed the structure of the show.

1126
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,880
We did try a few things along the way.

1127
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:31,880
We tried so much with that.

1128
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:37,200
As soon as you did change it to what we do now, suddenly we've got to bump up in the

1129
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:39,640
kind of numbers and the kind of, it felt right too.

1130
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,480
It didn't feel like we were kind of forcing anything.

1131
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:43,960
It feels good what we're doing.

1132
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:44,960
Yeah.

1133
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:45,960
It feels natural at the moment.

1134
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:50,600
But the real part of it is you've got to be willing to just go, do understand what is

1135
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:51,600
and isn't working.

1136
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:56,800
And even if you do really love something and it's just not working in some way for the

1137
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,680
greater good, you've got to make a change some way.

1138
01:01:58,680 --> 01:01:59,680
Yeah.

1139
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:00,680
And the thing is we're not giving up.

1140
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:01,680
That's the main thing.

1141
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:03,480
We don't want to walk away from this.

1142
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:04,480
Yeah.

1143
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:05,480
I think so.

1144
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,480
If the change is what's required, then that's what we could have easily said, I'm not doing

1145
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:10,280
it anymore because it's just not, nothing's working.

1146
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:11,280
There's no growth.

1147
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:12,280
There's no interaction.

1148
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:15,880
There's none of this and none of that, you know, which is what we're doing.

1149
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:16,880
Which is what's happening.

1150
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:20,320
But, you know, it could have easily just gone, no, but we don't want to.

1151
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,400
We want to keep doing it because we enjoy you doing it.

1152
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,120
We like talking to each other about stuff.

1153
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:26,120
So that's where we're going.

1154
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:27,120
And this also now gives you an excuse.

1155
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,920
Did an episode on Demolition Man.

1156
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:29,920
Yes.

1157
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:30,920
You know what?

1158
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:31,920
I did think that.

1159
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:32,920
I did think that.

1160
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:33,920
And Twins.

1161
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:34,920
I think we can do.

1162
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:35,920
Because that's science fiction.

1163
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:36,920
Oh, is that going to count as a side-try?

1164
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:37,920
Of course it is.

1165
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:38,920
Oh, we could do a watch along with Twins.

1166
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:39,920
Oh, hang on.

1167
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:40,920
I'm just going to go have a wank.

1168
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:41,920
And Junior.

1169
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:46,920
Command functions are offline.

1170
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:49,360
Right.

1171
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:52,560
You have been listening to the Untitled Trek show.

1172
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:53,560
I'm just about.

1173
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:54,560
Oh my God.

1174
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:55,560
He's going for it.

1175
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:58,840
I've just about learned this and we're now going to be changing it because all these

1176
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:00,800
socials are going to change.

1177
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,920
So you can find us.

1178
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:05,680
I'm not so much an ex anymore.

1179
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:09,400
And that's nothing to do with any of the fucking American stuff.

1180
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:10,400
No.

1181
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:11,400
I was already making the transition.

1182
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,600
It seems like a million of you other fuckers are doing the same thing.

1183
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:16,160
It's because Elon Musk is a cunt.

1184
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:19,840
So follow us on Blue Sky.

1185
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:21,880
If you search for the Untitled Trek show.

1186
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:26,360
I don't know how you really search in Blue Sky, but you say the Untitled Trek show.

1187
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:27,360
We're there.

1188
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:32,000
It is all on the channel84.co.uk along with all the other Studio 84 shows.

1189
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,000
Goodness.

1190
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:37,560
Who Takes Socks Off, Lightly Used and obviously The Variety Show.

1191
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:44,960
You can email us at podcasts at channel84.co.uk, me directly, Rob at channel84.co.uk, TJ at

1192
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:45,960
channel84.co.uk.

1193
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:46,960
Yeah.

1194
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:47,960
That's it really.

1195
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:50,960
We've got Facebook, Instagram.

1196
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,680
We'll still be posting to X just to make you aware.

1197
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:55,280
We are using something called Buffer.

1198
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:56,420
Really simple.

1199
01:03:56,420 --> 01:03:58,240
You create a Buffer account for three.

1200
01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,240
You can have free.

1201
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:01,640
You can have three social media accounts connected to that.

1202
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:08,600
So for example, mine is X, Blue Sky and Threads.

1203
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,680
My Threads is connected to Instagram and Facebook.

1204
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,920
So it appears on those when I post the threads.

1205
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:16,200
It means just on Buffer, I'll put my social media post.

1206
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,200
You'll all see it because it will go to each of those.

1207
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:21,880
So if that's where you prefer to find us, those are the social medias to look at.

1208
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:22,880
Yeah.

1209
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:24,640
I haven't made a Threads for the Trek show.

1210
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:25,640
Oh wait.

1211
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:26,640
Yeah.

1212
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:30,120
It's even there starting to burn now with bots and just spam.

1213
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,120
So it might be worth avoiding.

1214
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:35,720
So I check X in case people mess with me because I do get messages on there.

1215
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:41,320
But if I'm posting normal random shit, it'll be on Blue Sky.

1216
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:42,320
Absolutely.

1217
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:43,320
That's it.

1218
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:45,120
And the trailers will go on X.

1219
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,120
Yeah.

1220
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:47,120
That makes sense.

1221
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,120
Love you.

1222
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,120
Love you.

1223
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:50,120
Bye.

1224
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,120
Bye.

1225
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:57,120
Thank you for listening to the Untitled Trek show.

1226
01:04:57,120 --> 01:05:02,480
This station is now shutting down and will be back in two weeks.

1227
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:20,200
May the Force live long and prosper inside of you.

1228
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:23,720
This was a Studio Channel 84 network show.

1229
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:33,600
To find more, head over to channel84.co.uk now.