Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink.
God, you sound like your dog's fucking nuzzling in my crotch.
You sing drink, drink, drink and then feeling head over...
I was trying to start like a beatboxing thing with you and then the dog's...
Trick. Trick. Trick. Trick. Trick. Trick.
Yeah, we're not very good at this.
That's what she said.
That is what she said in my dreams. I don't know if that got caught on the record. I pressed
it.
Who knows?
We'll find out in the edit. Hello mate.
Hello.
Welcome back. It's actually been a little while since we've recorded a Trench show.
In real life.
Three weeks?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's been a weird one, hasn't it? Because you had family over so we did double recordings
here and there and stop licking me down.
That dog's licking you and the other one's gone back to the water after us getting him
to stop so we can actually record.
The carnage of this show and recording in my house.
Welcome to the zoo. Yeah. We've been watching.
I've been literally since driving over here trying to think what on earth sci-fi have
I watched. Other than the episode we're talking about today, I don't think I've watched anything
sci-fi. The wife has said we are going to watch Deadpool and Wolverine. We're going
to start that probably tomorrow when T's having his nap.
The closest sci-fi I can get is South Park. I'm making my way from series one onwards
again and I think I'm on series four. I can't think of the name. I think it might just be
called Trapper Keeper and it's where Cartman gets a Trapper Keeper that basically is a
complete Terminator one and two piss take.
The Trapper Keeper keeps on assimilating things and it just gets bigger and bigger. It basically
becomes Skynet is the idea. Would you consider Tom Hanks in big sci-fi?
I guess so.
Sci-fi fantasy, isn't it? Fun fact, I remember big being a PG and being innocent. I think
most people remember that. I think this goes back to that conversation we had. I think
we had this in the Variety Show where we were saying about how we grew up with watching
these films, not the cinema, but at home on TV. Pre-Watershed. We're watching big at the
moment because we set up a routine where we all choose a film and we have lunch, or sorry,
we have dinner even and we choose a film and then we watch it as a family over a few nights
and then the next person gets a film. So I chose big because I thought let's have a retro
film. It changed in 2001 from a PG to a 12a. It features the words including bitch, bastard,
son of a bitch, shit, oh and fuck.
Sorry, hang on a minute. Loki?
He has got the monster bladder, your dog.
He's got a whole bowl of water in the other room that he hasn't touched and as soon as
I fill that one up in the room, has he drunk the whole thing? How much is left? You will
see it. How much is left in it?
Not much.
I just filled it up. That's like two litres of water.
Jesus.
It can take more but the dog rocks, you can only put two litres in there so the dog rocks
aren't as good.
I like the fact you just worded that. He can take more.
He can take more, yeah. I mean the bowl can take more. Anyway, sorry.
So first of all, we're watching it and it's like we don't remember the beginning part
of it at all. We remember him then waking up being big. Yeah, we remember that. Don't
remember the whole him getting a hotel room part. So for us, in our memory so far, for
me and Gem this is, the memory goes Zoltan machine waking up big, somehow getting a job
in America, in New York as the toy company, eventually finding Zoltan, going home to his
mum and dad. That's how we remember it. And obviously as kids or whether it was the watershed
thing I don't know, big chunks of the film is missing because the very beginning bit
is about him and his best mate literally being the biggest perverts known to man. He gets
a hotel in New York and the first night he's there there's just people banging on his
door screaming at him in Spanish and all he can hear outside is gunshots and people screaming.
So it's like, wow, this is not an appropriate PG film. How it ever got PG? Especially as
it features the word fuck. Well they cut it for TV didn't they? Didn't
they do it with mermaid? No, but at the cinema it had the word fuck
and it was PG. Oh, okay. I didn't realise that. I just thought
they made it PG for TV. No, no, no, no. Parental guidance.
I'm sure the other Tom Hanks, is it called mermaid? There is one, yeah, or is it not
splash? Splash, yeah splash. I'm sure like the TV
version that's got loads cut out. Oh really?
Yeah, to make it... I haven't seen splash in years.
Because they do it kindled and cut and copped. When that's on TV that's got a few things
cut and like you can tell the blatant swear words have been cut. You just don't, that
doesn't happen anymore does it? No.
Unless, I mean I don't watch channels one to five anymore.
So here you go, in the cinema Big was a PG in 1988.
And then in 2014 when it must have been re-released in the cinema it was a 12A. And when you look
at Home Entertainment, 1989, so it was a year later, it's down from 104 minutes 4 seconds
to 99 minutes and 48 seconds and is a PG. Oh it's got a list of cuts as well here.
So you can say they've done a director's cut and then reclassified it.
And in 2001 it got reclassified as PG again and it's now down to 99 minutes 39 seconds.
And then it's become, in 2008 sorry, it goes to 99 minutes and 52 seconds.
Why do they keep re-editing this fucking film for?
And now it's a 12. Oh so it's not even a 12 sorry, it's a 12A. So it's not even a 12A,
it's a 12 on Home Entertainment.
So 12 not a 12A, I didn't think they did 12s in before, they were all 12A.
I thought oh is that maybe to do with the cinema and normal, maybe yeah, because actually
I don't think I've ever seen a 12A on a DVD or anything. I don't know.
I always thought, I've got this wrong information, I might have said on a show before that I
thought 12A was introduced because of Harry Potter but actually it was introduced for
something else. Well I can't remember now. That was like my wrong facts about film ratings.
If anyone ever actually wants to, and I mean as a parent I used to use a webpage called
Common Sense Media, it was brilliant, just use the BBFC site. Find the film on there
and if you look at more info it lists it. So I've got things here. Language, three out
of five. There is an infrequent use of strong language, fuck, as well as milder terms including
bitch, shit and bastard.
As a parent what do you find you would more want to avoid in the film? Certain words or
certain graphical images? What's the worst thing or is it really a mixture of things?
That's really difficult.
Like and the tear, seeing not real sex but you know pretend sex, someone saying fuck
and someone getting shot.
I put it as three things really. Language is probably the worst one for us because you
can't really avoid that. A they might repeat it but B you can't avoid that one can you?
You can't just say oh cover your ears. It's too late at that point, they've already heard
it. Sex, Kay just blushes at anything even vaguely like someone holds someone else's
hand so she immediately closes her eyes or turns her head away anyway. And with someone
being shot, again you can kind of cover your eyes or just absolutely avert or fast forward
that bit and go right yeah you didn't see that. So you know what, those two bits I don't
think are too bad. And when you're considering a PG or even a 12 it's not necessarily going
to be the most horrendous thing you're going to see anyway. It's going to be very tame
isn't it? But language you just can't avoid and it's come as it's so quick you can't even
get them to cover their ears and you can't get away from it. So that's what we're always
looking at. So we pre-watch a lot of the stuff and we try and make sure, it's funny enough
the first time we pre-watched it because we both remembered it as a PG. So it's like it'll
be fine we watched this as kids and yeah the TV watershed struck us again.
Speaking of kids, T said something so funny to me yesterday. We were in his room and I
always, I've said this before I send you guys normal video notes of recording him talking
to me. It was one of those but he wasn't on the loo. And he was like oh I was um I was
kissing blah blah today. He said the little girl's day but I've got to say it. I was like
what do you mean yeah I kept kissing her. And I was like oh that's really cute. I was
like was it consensual? And he goes I don't know because obviously he doesn't want consensual
things. And then I went why were you kissing her? And he goes because I love her. And I
was like oh he's got a girlfriend it's so cute. And then I asked him today he's like
no. So he got over her.
Nice and quick. Good lad. You might want to talk to him about whether or not someone wants
to have a cup of tea. Yeah I need to have a cup of tea talk to him don't I. Not everyone
wants a cup of tea. And even though they might say they want a cup of tea they are allowed
to change their mind and not want the tea when you've made it. When you've boiled the
kettle they might not want the cup of tea. Oh god. But otherwise sci-fi wise, no nothing.
Me. My turn. None. This is really boring. I don't really know what's happened this few
years. Well you've had family over the week before so you didn't have a chance to watch
anything. Oh I mean we did both watch Ghostbusters. Yeah we watched Ghostbusters. And we'll talk
about that another time. Not sci-fi related. I binge the whole season of Kimitsune Ayaba.
A really good season where literally nothing really happens. Which is odd. I wasn't bored
through any of it but at the same time I was like. You didn't feel like it went anywhere.
All I said that and carrying made quite the good point of actually well it did because
it's completely set up the next season. You're not familiar with it so it's hard to understand
but there's a group of people who are demon slayers and there's a whole core of them.
They're like a clan or whatever guild. And they have to kill demons. Well the top brass
are called the Hashira or something. Something like that. Right. I think there might be eight
of them. Someone will correct me. I don't care. They're saying there's eight. And
they're like the top docs. They're the best ones. And they're all goodies even though
they kind of draw them like they're baddies. They're all goodies because they all want
to kill demons. Even though they don't get on with each other or the main character.
This whole season is about the demon slayers sister who has been. This isn't a spoiler
because this is the whole point of the show. His sister is turned into a demon and he's
trying to not make her kill people. So he kind of carries her around in a backpack because
they can't go in the light. It's anime. Let's not get into it. Anyway she is now spoilers
for anybody who wants to watch any commits to no yabba demon slayer whatever you want
to call it for the next however long. Valencia help me out here please. Oh sorry what skipping
ahead I was having a nap. I find this drivel so fucking boring. Yeah go ahead about four
minutes to the 15 minute 25 seconds mark. Something like that. I don't really care.
She can now doesn't get killed by sunlight. All demons get killed by sunlight. Well the
main demon the first demon basically Dracula has found this out and he's trying to find
her because they hid her away. The demons group hid her away. Well he has now found
where the demons headquarters are. The demon slayers headquarters are and has gone because
he wants to basically get to find out where this girl is. And the whole season is about
kind of how he finds out where they are which is takes about 10 minutes of actual clips.
There are not many. The rest of it is all of the other demon slayers getting trained
individually by the different lead. I can't remember what they're called. People. That's
it. That's the entire season until the last five ten minutes where there's a really brilliant
interaction between the main demon and the main goodie by the leader of the demon slayer
guild. And then a huge massive explosion and all of the goodies are running to get there
first. And then and then right in a minute where you think they're about to kill the
big demon. He like does this thing and suddenly opens up this portal to another dimension
where he's hidden all of his demons because all the demons have been disappearing and
they were wondering why they didn't have any demons to kill. Will he have been collecting
them all in this other dimension. And literally the season ends with all of the main characters
that you've watched throughout all the seasons falling into this. You know that painting
with the stairs or the labyrinth stairs. It's like that. And they're all running and dropping
into this place and it ends. And that's the season done. I can't think of the artist that
does that now. Oh, that's going to really bug me. So it's all the way through. Like
because you just really want to fight because the fights in the in the anime are the best
fights I've seen in anime. In my opinion. And the I mean I haven't watched a lot of
anime. I've only watched a few but it's the best ones I've seen. I think they're fantastic
and a really graphical. It's a really good mix of 2D and 3D. I think you'll see Sudo
put something on blue sky the other day. You might have noticed. They were saying that
they don't normally like the 3D graphics in an anime but Kamitsu Yaba does it really well
and I totally agree. They intermingle this kind of 3D graphics and 2D drawings so beautifully
and so artistically that it doesn't bother you. Because it can be like a complete 2D
thing and then suddenly you're doing this Matrix style 3D pan or like this. They'll
swing their sword and it's all 2D but then the actual flowing water that comes off of
it is all 3D and beautiful and really cut like comedy.
It's funny I remember when that sort of thing started appearing. It was really around the
first few that I can really remember as kind of again South Park family guy, American dad
started going from this very 2D approach but then all of a sudden you'd get a scene where
I don't know Peter's driving through the town and it's got this weird not isometric but
it's got this weird 3D flat style to it. So it's still flat, it's still 2D but everything
is 3D modeled and it's a really clever thing and they did it roughly to start with but
it just works. But I know what you mean. There are times you look at it and it just doesn't
work so when it has been done nicely like that you can appreciate it.
Yeah so sorry that wasn't sci-fi. I played a few games today. I played Pistol Whip on
the VR. I played the VR in ages. Did that, did a bit of Beat Saber and also on the What's
Wrong with Wolfy Discord, everyone should join this by the way if you like. Firstly
if you like their podcast you should join it anyway. They do a guess the game.
Yes and they've just announced a new, they're moving the gaming content to a new webpage
apparently.
Yeah they've been doing that for a while. I completely forgot what it is.
Valentino!
Valentino please don't add anything because I can't remember it's on my head.
The website is so many games dot co dot uk fucking idiot.
Anyway I won the monthly competition the other day so I've won it three times now and Jason's
really good. He actually sends people, if you win he sends you a game on Steam.
Oh awesome.
And I'm just looking for the chat because I can't remember what the game's called annoyingly
and I was actually playing it earlier I wanted to say.
Dungeons of Hinterburg.
Maybe people need to start doing a £1 entry fee for a month.
Well this is the thing, they're all indie games I don't know how much they cost.
I've got a clue how much they cost.
No but typically most indie games I've seen are somewhere from five up to triple A pricing.
It's really cool, it's a really cool thing that they do, just one of the many cool things
because I really like those guys.
Go listen to them and when you're done listening to all the Studio Channel 84 stuff.
That's one game I was playing today I was trying it at Dungeons of Hinterburg.
It's kind of like a, I can't read and I don't really know because I've only played like
10 minutes of it.
It's like a instance dungeon thing I guess.
Okay.
A third person fighting thing.
Yeah maybe I'll spend another time but yeah quite cool, look out.
Anyway let's go on with it.
Yeah go on then.
Accessing library computer data.
Star Trekking across the universe.
Always going forward because we can't find reverse.
Spock's Brain Season 3 Episode 1.
Where was the writer's brain in this episode?
Fucking ridiculous.
You can see why it has attained one of the worst ratings for original series episodes.
Because it's not a good one.
It's not a good episode at all.
Just there's just so, the acting was interesting, the plot was ridiculous.
Just I think I would, I watched the remastered version because that's what they have on
Netflix and Paramount.
I wish it wasn't because I kind of think the ship looked fucking dreadful.
It does.
I'd rather it was remastered.
Looks awful.
Everything that's been remastered and redone has been done on the cheap and I'm sure they
didn't pay cheap money for it.
I'd rather see the original models they used and just accept it for what it is because
it's dire.
Because it would have been models like Red Dwarf would have done wouldn't it?
Even before that, yeah.
There's an episode where the Enterprise, I can't think of which episode it is, but the
Enterprise gets captured by a giant green hand and it literally is just the model and
they have green screened someone's hand and put a green filter over it and that is it.
There's a bit where Kirk fires his phaser on Stun and it's green, fine whatever.
But I think the remastering process has made it shit because it literally does a perfect
square of green and then the image in the middle.
It's like clearly I feel like someone's done an AI remaster of this.
It feels like it doesn't.
And they probably, what I think they used to do is put filters on the lenses and stuff.
So you're probably just seeing the outline of a filter which in the original context
of it you would never have seen because the quality of the picture would have been poor
enough that you wouldn't have noticed.
I just don't like the remasters.
It's the one series I think they shouldn't have remastered.
I think they should have just left it alone.
Whilst they need to remaster.
I mean things like the TNG, even then the remasters aren't brilliant.
There's points when you see the planets on their view screens in the TNG and you can
tell it's just been updated and thrown in there and it just doesn't fit with what you're
seeing on screen.
In fact it's weird.
You know straight away it's out of place.
Yeah.
If you had one as crap as it might have looked it was in place so your brain would just believe
it and accept it.
But these remasters to an extent have made it so it's not.
Sorry everyone.
Furagan's just started up.
Oh hello.
Yeah I've got him set to when you run out go charge and finish the house.
And that means basically at this time every single day he starts up again.
And it has a woman's voice because there's something wrong with mine that it factory
restores itself.
He's stopped.
Oh for god's sake.
He's got it.
He's wedged himself on a chair.
Sorry I'll just leave him there stupid bastard.
So he has more of a brain than Spock does in this episode.
So that Furagan he keeps factory restoring himself.
Oh no.
And that's really frustrating actually because you have to go and go through the episode
but it also resets the.
I'd say that's going to be a failure on his ROM chip.
Yeah he's going to have a failure on his memory.
But it means then the voice changes because I like having him on Chinese man.
So I've given up changing it because you have to keep downloading it to it every time.
See they obviously had an issue with that because I've got the newer model as you know
that's got all the lovely LIDAR radar and stuff like that.
You can't do voices on him.
No it's been taken off of this.
So this had a thing for ages and coming soon custom audio so you could record your own
voice.
And now it says when you go in there all this has been discontinued and like well you never
did it.
How can you discontinue something you never did.
I'm guessing it caused so many failures or just didn't work that they've just said no
get rid of it.
Well you think it's got a because it's not uploading direct to go to their servers and
back again.
And if it's Wifi which it is isn't it.
Yeah they've got their cameras and all of a sudden probably lots of server space if
everyone recording their fucking voices going I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
Oh you can't help.
But yeah sorry we've gone off track.
Right.
That shows you how much we think about Spock's brain.
Yeah it's fucking shit.
The vacuum is much better.
Yeah that was much more entertaining that few minutes and the entirety of Spock's brain.
I mean I've said this before I grew up watching reruns of the original series which is where
I got my love for it.
My biggest love for the original series comes to the films though.
The films of the original series is truly where my love for Captain Kirk and the crew
really exists.
I enjoy watching the original series or I should say I used to enjoy watching the original
series watching it now.
Fuck me do these episodes make 50 minutes feel like two hours.
God I was so bored.
I think they are so slow.
Forty five minutes in I paused it to see how long was left.
I was like this is going nowhere.
It just feels so so slow.
I don't want to go play by play for this one.
I just want to talk about this.
So one thing I want to say right.
I liked how they call red alert condition alert on the red line.
Condition alert.
I saw that too.
I thought that was quite funny.
Since when when it does the intro were there different coloured stars.
Oh what the red and the blue.
Yeah.
I think that's a remaster thing.
Is that a remaster thing.
Yeah I got that kind of thing because I think I was that meant to represent a planet that
they're flying past.
I honestly don't know.
And I spotted that earlier as well and I was like is that something that was always there.
I don't know.
And I do the thing that I pull up on previous ones.
Scotty's on the bridge.
Why is the chief engineer on the fucking bridge.
I know that you said there was a good reason for it before but I mean come on these should
be in engineering red.
He can just have his thing in engineering where he should be with the engineers.
I think as well that the bridge of that ship like we've said before you said it is very
nautical how they've got those things.
It's very nautical.
I really liked you got next to Sulu.
They'd got the device that raises up and that just looks really cool.
Do you reckon there's just a lad under there with a stick pushing it up.
Oh possibly.
Because wasn't that the doors.
They used to just have some doors.
Right I've just watched the original Star Trek intro on YouTube and yeah those red and
blue remaster.
Oh so it wasn't then.
Oh yeah okay so that's a fuck up.
So yeah definitely then I think it's an AI thing and no one's checked or no one cares.
Probably no one cares.
Or the person who did it originally isn't there to ask whether it's meant to be there.
So they've just done it.
Sorry going back to the bridge design.
Yeah very nautical.
You've got that cool thing that raises up.
It feels functional though the bridge.
It's not over the top but everyone's got a place.
It's not like the bridge on something like Discovery or the JJ Abrams Star Trek films
because they always feel really cramped and they've got so many people on there and it's
just it doesn't feel like you've got any movement space or anything like this.
Whereas this feels like it felt like the future.
It's like wow they've got this even though it wasn't a big space they've got this big
space everyone's got their work location but it still felt like there was an expanse for
them to work within.
Whereas as I say the modern stuff it seems to almost go backwards and it's like how much
else can we get on the bridge.
I like Spock had a little virtual boy you would look into wasn't he.
Oh yeah his science display which just tells him whatever they're looking at he gets all
his readings from there.
Yeah and that weird little display.
Obviously but you've got to remember this was 1966.
VDUs didn't exist they didn't have text on a screen they had televisions but they didn't
have any idea about computer screens putting up text and everything like that in the term
that we understand it now.
Yeah I've got a point to make so this is season three so it's the last season of the series.
Why does it only put Shatner Nimoy and DeForest Kelly in the intro?
They were the biggest names.
Is that what it was?
Yeah so Shatner was big because of well Shatner and Nimoy were big because of Star Trek and
various other projects DeForest Kelly was very big in the era of westerns and that sort
of thing so they were the biggest names on TV so they got the biggest names at the beginning.
They're the only ones that get named at the beginning other than Gene Roddenberry himself
so they're the only ones.
Hundred percent.
So it's it's great so the whole point of this episode is Spock gets his brain stolen and
he gets shoved into a machine on another planet to control their ecosystem and down underground.
Which is really cool because as much as the story sucks there is so much forward thinking
about the future and the fact that a that this planet is run by a single computer running
air conditioning running all the crucial systems, water, everything like that is just managed
by the centralized computer which is brilliant but then there's a line in it where Kirk says
you're in this black cylindrical box with pillars of light coming out.
He's talking about fibre optics which is exactly how it is now isn't it?
If you want the fastest network connectivity around a business it's all fibre.
So the fact that ahead of the game on that saying well it would have to be really quick
what's really quick?
The speed of light.
Well let's make it transfer by light then because that's basically what he's done.
Yeah and it's it's clever because I actually press record I did.
It's clever as well because yeah the brain would be probably the most efficient thing
to put in there.
Yes.
If they didn't have anything else to do.
But there's I want to get back to the beginning where they so this woman gets on this aliens
on the ship.
Sexy lady woman wearing belly and he goes very pointy tits.
Oh yes very pointy 1960s.
Kills everyone with a weird noise.
Well not kills everyone knocks them all out.
Before that though so she beams on board or she appears on board I should say Kirk starts
talking to us like right you can see Kirk's going to try and shag her.
Oh no sorry I mean Kirk's going to try and say we're from Earth we're in peace how can
we help?
Then you get the two security guys just run in with their guns drawn it's like you twats.
Your red shirts you deserve to die.
I'm sorry Shatner is in full on lech the entire way through this episode.
I was cringed every time a woman was on screen with him because I just like that poor woman.
There's one scene where he drags a woman off the ground and I thought he's probably actually
hurt her.
It looks like he hurt her because he probably drags her up off the ground.
I want to see if you got the set because someone definitely got hurt in this episode in real
life.
Well one of the blokes that Shatner fights he's not pulling his punches he's like knees
him in the stomach.
I love the fight scenes I've got that as a note the fight scenes in all of the original
series are just brilliant.
The double hands together kind of thumps down like you know what fights like there was ever
a fight like that.
I would love to try it I'd probably end up getting stabbed.
Hang on I'm going to.
Oh no.
She knocks them all out anyway she's touched them up.
The scene I like is when it's got the Forest Kelly looking over Lennon Nimoy's body Spock's
body.
Looking like he's from Russia with a little Russian hat on.
It's like what's wrong with Spock?
It's like is he dead?
It's like worse than dead.
He's got no brain.
And the whole time it's like close ups and the music was great that was really the only
thing that sold any part of it was the really dramatic music they always played.
His brain is gone Jim.
And this was really this confused me because I'm pretty sure maybe I'll have to watch
this little bit again he says that a Vulcan can survive for ages without a brain.
Hang on hang on.
His Vulcan physique is what's keeping his body going.
He says his Vulcan physique all the urban things have all been chopped up and they've
been neatly done.
His Vulcan physique is keeping his autonomous system going so it's keeping his breathing
and his heart going.
And then literally a sentence later I've got oh wait his body's fine without the brain
but then all of a sudden it's not fine without his brain because of how big the brain is.
I'm so glad you picked that up because that really threw me.
I was like did I hear that wrong?
I'm pretty sure.
Because my note says oh a Vulcan can survive without a brain.
That's my note.
Yeah he basically says Vulcan physiology now and then he says because Kirk says how long
can you keep him alive.
I don't know.
He says if it was a human indefinitely.
But his Vulcan because he's a Vulcan and they're reliant on such their big such such big brain.
Yeah.
24 hours.
Hang on a minute.
Yeah he's yeah I don't know but if I'd had to guess 24 hours.
Yeah.
Which turns out to be an exact guess.
Exact guess because I'm sure the doctor has told you.
Yeah I'm sure the doctor told you it's 24 hours.
But yeah I know I had exactly the same thing.
Don't say that it's fine and then say it's not fine because Vulcans rely on their big
brain.
I am sure there are Vulcans out there with little brains as well.
Two Vulkans is one of them.
And how hairy are the doctor's arms?
Oh my god.
Oh McCoy is a hairy boy.
He's a bear.
He's such a bear.
Yeah.
There's a great scene on the bridge that comes up after this.
And this really attractive leggy woman just walks right in front of the fucking main viewfinder.
And I just like that's like walking in front of the television.
It's so rude.
Yeah imagine if she did that while they're talking to someone on the viewfinder.
Hello.
I'm chatting to him.
It's like someone's doing a video call.
It's the Consulate of Draconis whatever they're playing.
It was Sigma Draconis.
You've got your iPad propped up on the table and you're sat back a bit and doing a FaceTime
and someone just fucking walks in front of you like come on.
I'm guessing you missed that bit then.
So the bit that I think someone genuinely injured themselves was Nurse Chapel.
Oh that's Nurse Chapel is it?
That blonde one with Dr McCoy.
That's Nurse Chapel.
And if I'm remembering right and I'm pretty sure I am, that is the voice of the Enterprise.
Oh is it?
That's Marjorie whatever her name is.
Jean Roddenberry.
Was it Jean Roddenberry's wife I think?
I'm not sure.
Either way yeah sorry if I got that wrong but that is the voice of the Enterprise in
the future.
So that is when anyway they all get knocked out.
McCoy stumbles the floor.
Nurse Chapel goes down and you see her head bounce when it hits the floor.
She drops herself like a fucking sack of spuds and that's got to her.
Yeah I don't really remember.
I remember all of their dying, well I call it dying, they're falling over since they're
so fucking trapped.
By the end they really ham that whole fucking shit up and it's just like come on lads.
So I've got a question for you.
So they're chasing after the brain stealer.
Oh yes yes.
Spock's brain, brain stealer.
How many hours are they following the ion trail for?
So they've got 24 hours and then by the time they get to Sigma Draconis and the three planets
that they're trying to decide between they've got 8 minutes, 8 hours 45 minutes remaining
and then by the time they get beam down it's like 8 hours 34 minutes remaining.
How long are they?
It's 24 hours, it's just mathing the math isn't it.
So it's going to be 15 or 16 hours.
15 hours 20 minutes yeah well done.
And do you remember the name of the three planets?
They're just M planets do you remember the numbers?
Three four and six.
Yeah well done.
Yeah three four and six and I've got here as well.
It's always going to be that fucking third planet.
Yeah can I just say as well hang on where's my note for this.
Don't shout at Chekhov.
Yeah I know right.
He's like Chekhov's got up there he's like this planet is the equivalent of the 1400s
this planet's the equivalent of 2030 this one's a glacier.
Well which is it then Chekhov you dick.
Yeah but he's right in his fucking face too they're stood like face to face really close
and he's yelling at poor Chekhov and Chekhov's like I'm just fucking telling you what it
is you asked me a question I'm fucking answering you.
This is what our scanners gave.
I don't know how to use Spock's lesser box machine thing.
How many he looks in that slot normally.
Only Spock looks in that slot.
That's Spock's slot no one puts their eyes in Spock's slot.
And this is Pomfarr.
Yeah this is Tom Pomfarr.
Don't shout at Chekhov because I'm not really bad for him.
And then don't you think that thing in that guy's ear hurts.
It's got to hurt.
That's really heavy and weighing is it.
Same as the one that Uhura's got as well.
But she didn't have it in her ear when the other guy did.
Oh true.
So I wonder if they've got one.
Do you think they've got a share?
I think they've got one yeah.
When they get down to the planet again this is another one of these ones can Spock live
without his brain or can't he?
They get down to the planet they beam down and what's the first thing that Kirk says?
I don't know.
Set your suits to 72 degrees.
Oh yeah I wrote that.
Wait their uniforms have built-in heaters.
Wherever I put that oh yeah they can set their clothes temperatures.
Which is they're all cold they knew it'd be cold bring a coat.
Well no but if their uniforms got a suit got heaters built in brilliant.
Okay I'll set my suits to 72 nice.
They then go down underground and Chekhov's like well we might as well be comfortable
and shoots a bloody rock to make it fire and they're all there rubbing their hands going
oh I've got to warm up.
But mate you've got a built-in heater just crank up the thermostat a little bit.
That completely passed me by my comment was to perfectly find trees there just kick the
trees and burn the trees.
Captain Kirk returns to the surface we've got Spock.
Chekhov what have you done to the surface of the planet it's burning.
You've got the morgues running about screaming in agony from severe burns.
It's so funny isn't it.
And I was like I also thought when there's two red shirts here I don't recognise how
long before they die.
But they didn't die did they.
No that's it I've got I did have here oh did I not put it oh is that an unnamed red
shirt I spot and then at the end of it he didn't die.
Yeah it's really convenient that all the cavemen speak English.
Really convenient isn't it.
I've got English speaking race perfect.
It's so convenient.
So useful.
Because they don't even like say oh a translator or anything because they don't have you using
a translator that's what Ahura does.
That's what Ahura does.
Yeah absolutely.
So fucking convenient firstly that they all look like humans and secondly they all speak
English.
And they've all got beautifully tailored clothes as well.
So the idea of this planet is all the men are on the top and all the women are underground
and the women are being looked after by this machine and all the men are dumb fucks on
the surface.
So that's basically what's happening.
This is one of the TOS episodes that influenced Futurama.
So you know there's the Futurama episode where they land on the planet of the giant women
who are.
I wrote is this a snooze new planet.
It's a snooze new planet basically.
Pain all pleasure.
The computer and at the end of that episode in Futurama you realise it's just this this
robot that begrudges men hiding in a closet.
How funny.
There's another TOS episode I'm pretty sure that has a very similar outline to it.
So I think it's based across that at least.
But yeah it is a snooze new planet.
So I misheard Scotty at first when he said pain and delight.
I thought he said pain and light.
So I spent a little while thinking what's the pain and light?
What's the light got to do with it?
And it wasn't until one of the others said delight I was like oh right it's pain or sex.
I always forget how trim Scotty was in the original series.
Then you get to the film and Scotty's this old white haired fat man.
They're all pretty trim.
You can just you can see Shatner's starting to get the belly.
Oh yeah Shatner's wearing a gurn.
Is he?
Oh he's got to be.
You can see the outline.
I was going to say because it's creeping in.
The belly's creeping in.
Yeah and then they end up down there.
They get captured by the.
Oh you get the.
Oh yeah I got really confused because they find another woman down there and she's stupid.
And again she looks so similar to the other woman.
I thought it was her.
Yeah.
And I was really confused again until the other woman actually appears.
Like oh no they're different people.
Oh right okay.
They had the same hair.
They looked the same.
All dressing up the same.
So I was like oh she had time to change.
That's nice because she was wearing yellow rather than blue.
What I found funny is literally we get down and my notes literally stopped after they
wake up with the IED strapped to each of them.
I've written down.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Weird green belt whatever colour it was.
Literally up to that point and the fight.
I then didn't have any notes after that because it's just like it doesn't seem to go anywhere.
Okay I've got some.
I've got a fitting fucking clear note.
They asked Spock.
Okay so when the disembodied voice of Spock appears.
We haven't even mentioned how fucking McCoy is controlling the disembodied.
Oh my sweet Jesus.
Yes I forgot all about that.
I want to remote control Spock.
Yeah Spock's body is just moving around.
But I think it was like why is the Xbox controller?
Why are they using an Xbox controller?
He's using what looks like just a weird rectangle with squares.
It's like.
The bloody clicking.
Every time he makes them walk it's clicking clicking clicking clicking.
What makes me laugh is it's like yeah it's obviously got this rotary dial on it.
Yeah like a palm dial.
And then there's I'm guessing typewriter keys that they've glued onto it.
And I've got to say I'm so glad McCoy and Scotty made a button to make Spock sit.
Because you know what oh right we better get the remote control for the brainless person
out of the cupboard because we have one of those.
Yeah the thing is right.
Right hang on look yeah we've got walk we've got turn we've got grab wrist we've got press
button we've got sit down it's fine.
He's had to like program the whole time they've been away before he gets been done.
He's been macro programming all the different menus of Spock's possible instances that
he might need to move.
The instructions are from Starfleet they unbox it.
Please remember this requires programming per species.
No it's like you stick on Spock press a button.
That's what the clicking noise is.
You've given Spock a bit of a boner there mate.
Oh I knew I hadn't programmed that button.
It's like how the the the Tardis makes that noise because they haven't taken the handbrake
off.
It's the same deal that's what the clicking noise is he hasn't taken Spock's handbrake
off.
So it's his joints grinding as he's walking along.
The thing is right later on Kirk gets hold of the remote.
He's never seen this fucking remote in his life.
He can control Spock.
He can make Spock perfectly grab this woman's wrist press the button.
So firstly he's in agonizing pain.
Which knocked them all out earlier.
Picks the remote while agonizing pain manages to get him to stand up or if he was like I
can't remember turn walk over put one arm up move the arm down over grab hold of her
and then restrain her.
All in that time.
Do you think it's got a little bit of a Wii remote to it as well.
Oh yeah it's got to have motion a little bit of motion control on there maybe.
But yeah.
Don't you still take a side holding it then.
Fucking ridiculous.
I've completely lost.
Oh that's it.
So the belt things they they get before this they've been captured and they get put these
belts on right and later on when the disembodied voice for Spock tells them what they are their
pain pain pain belts like oh how do we get them off.
And he goes oh believe it or not you just press the red button and then the bay belts
come off.
They never take the fucking belts off.
No no no no no he means the red button on the wrist not on the belt.
Oh but there's a big massive red button.
That's why he makes it grab the wrist and press the red button on her wrist.
Oh fuck I missed that.
Oh my god.
The belt is a big green disc with a red button.
Yeah to be honest I would be really tempted to go yeah.
McCoy come over here a moment mate I'm not going to press my arm but I'll press McCoy.
What does this do.
But that's what I got from him because he just says it's just the red button.
He doesn't say wrist and you're looking at.
No but that's why Kirk says yeah we know about the red button because.
Oh because I thought.
He's been seeing her press the red button.
They're just wearing a big green belt with a giant red fucking button in it.
I can see the confusion.
And because the way Spock says it he's like well it's actually you just press the red
button.
It's like well press the fucking red button then take your belts off.
That's what I was thinking the whole time.
Take your fucking belts off.
Well fucking hell I feel like an idiot for that one.
But yeah remote control Spock.
Great idea.
Just.
Oh I don't know actually is it a good idea.
When we know that they also have that like black wheelchair that Pike rolls around in
after his accident in the original series with the little red beeping light they can
just start Spock in there and driven him round.
Well yeah with their Spock Box 360 controller they could have just moved Spock wherever
they wanted.
It needs analytics.
I want to know what the start up sound for Spock is.
It's the Spock Box 360.
Turn him on.
You just see his lips making the noise.
There's no reason to be.
Oh no it's a red ring of death.
And so what happened.
Yeah we so fucking they find Spock's Spock's disembodied voice leads them over.
Well no through a machine.
Yes he has to think.
They get the tricorder and Spock's.
He has to concentrate.
Beams them a location.
Yeah.
So yeah he beams them a location then they say how do we undo the bells and he goes I'll
I'll make that my top priority captain.
Captain you just need to press the red button to remove it about 30 seconds later.
Yeah nice one Spock.
Thanks.
You notice how it's just down the hall too.
You can turn.
They literally the camera just shows them turning into the corridor and it's a straight
line and it's the first door they come to.
It's in there.
Straight in.
No security locks.
Nothing like that.
It's a very insecure thing of like the main way that the civilisation runs including the
fountain of all knowledge in the little headset which we'll talk about in the moment the teacher.
Yeah we don't need a lock on that.
Which is nice.
It basically bumps into the door with a tricorder and it's like it's in there.
I'm glad you're here mate.
Oh Spock you're a cylinder with light coming out of it.
Oh that would make sense captain.
Would it?
Yeah does it?
It doesn't fucking make sense to the rest of us.
I did really think it did actually going back to what we said at the very beginning it was
really well thought out the idea because the idea that his brain's there and it's like
Spock you say you're breathing you think you're breathing at the moment.
Could that be?
And actually that makes really good sense.
Yeah.
That was touch.
You're bladder, your kidneys, you're cleaning the water, you're getting rid of the waste
water.
Brilliant.
The breathing, you're circulating the air and you're doing all of that.
You're regulating body temperature of your brain.
So the fact that they've thought about right what does the brain do?
It could be controlling this.
I think that's a really really clever thing to give the episode some sort of positive
note.
That was a really well thought out idea.
So we've had this and they all get knocked to the floor again don't they because they
find the woman's in there too.
Yeah and then we get the whole.
We get the whole controller and then this is like probably the third or fourth time
that Shatner hits the Me Too movement where he grabs hold of the woman and drags her underneath
the fucking weird head thing to get the special memories from the machine.
I quite liked that prop.
That prop was awesome.
I don't know what those metal bits that they'd screwed into it were, whether they were like
some sort of old school spark plugs or.
Yeah spark plugs.
They looked like spark plugs, really chromed up spark plugs.
So it's like a very clear giant helmet with one long metal bit.
Well I reckon that was one of those hairdresser things.
Yes.
Blue Rinse Brigade hair thing.
Yeah.
And then they had a little bit of a permanent perm of whatever they're called.
That's probably what it was.
That would make sense.
I reckon that's what it is.
And then yeah it looked futuristic and I really liked the idea and again I'm guessing Red
Dwarf stole the idea somewhat in.
Oh what's the episode called?
Mind Swap the episode?
Basically one of the scussers rewires Red Dwarf and they trigger the auto destruct by
mistake when Lister orders a toffee crisp and a milkshake.
And I think it's Mind Swap and they record Lister's brain onto a micro cassette.
He drops it into a cup of tea but then they put one of the other captains or one of the
senior officers personality that they've got on cassette into Lister.
And that's kind of where I get that they've kind of got that idea from is from this.
Yeah could be.
Because even Spock says from the tapes.
Yeah.
Everything is stored on tape.
So she now gets super clever because basically they're doing this because they want someone
to remember how to do the surgery to get Spock's brain back in.
Spock's brain, Spock's brain, Spock's brain, fucking Spock's brain.
It felt like we were watching that Voyager episode.
What was it?
Oh god I know what you mean.
Threshold.
Fucking Spock's brain.
And every time they said it Spock's brain.
We get that's a fucking episode title.
In the iMorgue when they haven't had the teacher.
Stop going on about brain.
I don't care about brain.
Oh yeah by the way they call the iMorgue like they're fucking Steve Jobs.
So she gets super clever.
Big mistake.
She's got a phaser.
She now knows how to use it.
And as Spock, sorry as Scotty's editor, it's set to kill.
Thanks mate for telling us that.
He's so good.
He's so funny in this scene right.
Because it's like it's a profile of her and Shatner and he's just in the background faced
the camera.
As like this and he's like looking like no one can see me but I'm looking really hamming
up his shocked face.
And there's a bit where they get the phaser off of her and the way he does it he pretends
to faint.
Which is so funny because he's just like oh and then as she turns to him Shatner just
grabs the gun and he's like and then instantly Scotty's like yep.
It's like they've planned this.
I know they've got pre-planned ham acting.
It's like captain if we're ever stuck in this position I'll pretend to faint and when they
look at me you snatch the gun.
Let's practice it.
We haven't got a holodeck.
They don't exist yet.
Yeah and then my note is just kill her and put your own head in it.
Before we've even got to anyone else to just shoot her and put your own fucking head in
it.
What's it matter?
They're clearly humans.
They speak English.
They don't look like you.
Also bear in mind they're like it'll last three hours.
They've got about four hours for Spock's brain at this point.
So why not stick McCoy in it, wait half an hour and then get maybe Nurse Chapel in it
as well or someone else in it.
Just so in case it starts wearing off McCoy quickly you've still got that additional half
an hour with whoever else has gone in it after him.
Okay.
Why does it need to be them?
It gives them all the knowledge because the woman who took his brain out wasn't a doctor.
To be fair I agree and I'm surprised that Shatner didn't want to make it all about him
because apparently he was very much about I'm captain therefore I should be kind of
–
Well the actor was saying that all the time.
Yeah.
Always be the lead and everything should be about me.
So it really surprised me that Kirk didn't push his way into it.
I can't risk the doctor.
I'll do it myself.
It's funny he thinks that because I personally think it should be the opposite.
I don't think the captain should be going fucking anywhere because he's the captain.
But that's the point isn't it and that's what you get from TNG right because Job is
to stop Picard from being a dick and getting himself killed.
Yeah so then Bones goes in it, it works, he starts forgetting and then you get the really
– this is quite a fun scene.
I liked the shit editing and stuff of the sweaty face close ups and all that kind of
stuff.
Yeah he forgets obviously and then Spock has to tell him how to do it and it's like – I'm
going to sneeze sorry.
Yeah they –
Yeah it's like Spock walk me through these last bits I'll tell you when you've got
them right.
That's my finger, that's my butt, that's my butt.
No McCoy that was my penis.
Yeah that's my cock, that's still my cock McCoy, that's still my cock.
This Vulcan physiology Jim, they've got 300 nerves just the penis alone.
Did you know Spock had 700 cocks for nerves?
I've got to get them all in the right order.
Spock's going no that's cock 3, no that's cock 17, that's 681.
Can you imagine?
Three months later on the Enterprise, knock on Medbay door, Doctor, come in Spock, what
can I do for you?
Well since my brain was removed from my body and put back in I've been suffering premature
ejaculation.
I'm sorry Spock, do I not join up something properly?
It'll be Spock comes out his eyes when he cries.
Shit like that, you've mixed up the fucking wires dude.
Every time I watch a sad film I come but it comes out my eyes.
What I really wanted was at the end to Spock to stand up and walk backwards.
That's Red Dwarf again.
That's what I wanted to happen, I wanted him to get up and just start walking backwards
and go this seems fine.
That's 100% Red Dwarf, Kriten gets, oh what happened?
They put Kriten back together or Lister puts Kriten back together, he stands up and he
walks backwards.
I was really waiting for that as well.
That would have made it.
And then there's a really good bit with Spock, he just starts talking really fast and then
McCoy's just like I should never have reconnected his mouth and then it's like they want to
do a ha ha ha ha kind of scene in the end but he's the only one that fucking laughs.
And he only has like two and it's like were they all meant to do it and they all didn't
and they were playing a trick on D'Forscailly.
Do you think he was like told D'Forscailly you can ad lib the final bit?
Yes.
And the others are like fuck off.
And then it ends, ends.
It does just end.
And then just fucking ends.
And we've had fun talking about it but that episode was fucking shit.
Oh Spock's brain.
Fucking Spock's brain, fuck off.
Transfer complete.
Okay, I find that we always seem to find the fun by the end.
Oh you've got to.
You've got to.
Every Star Trek's got fun to it, you've just got to find it.
You've got to find the adult enjoyment in it.
Alright, time to get serious now for a bit.
So we all know Spock's brain was shit.
Thank fuck for that.
Right, the Untitled Trek Show.
So this actually was the penultimate episode of the Untitled Trek Show.
It was.
Next week we're going to be doing the first episode of the new series of Lower Decks.
We are.
And then on the 16th of December, I think that's the right day, would be hopefully the
Christmas special.
Agreed.
The USS Shit Show.
If it doesn't come out that day, it's probably because I just edited it late and it'll come.
It will be around that day.
It's going to be around that day.
I'm not going to give myself such a massive firm deadline because I want to get it right.
But that's the day it's meant to come out.
So hopefully it does.
But after that, they're then going to have a break.
We're going to do one episode break.
So that'll be the 30th of December, I think is the day.
There'll be nothing.
Unless I put out the last compilation of the shit show stuff.
Only if you get a time.
Only if you get the time.
It's Christmas and it's also my wife's birthday.
So it's unlikely.
So I think we're just going to have a break.
Yeah.
Can I just point out though, there is a reason which you're coming to now.
That we're not crying our eyes out going, it's over.
We're sorry.
Basically the first episode of the new year 2025, there is going to be no more The Untitled
Trek Show.
It's going to be renamed to The Untitled Sci-Fi Show.
So original.
Yeah.
So original.
Now the reason being is that from literally from feedback from people that have listened,
don't listen, know who we are and know the variety show, but have never come over to
this.
So the barrier to entry is basically it's Star Trek.
Yeah.
And we hit that hard level of Star Trek fans versus Star Wars fans to start with.
And the groups of people that neither the two will mix.
And you're right.
A fair few people we've spoken to are, if it was just sci-fi, fine.
They would have at least given it a try.
They would have listened to an episode to find out actually we don't always just do
the entire thing of Star Trek.
There's a big section at the beginning where we talk fucking shit.
And then when we do the funny things like the little games or whatever, yeah, they've
been Trek related, but it's more than just talking about an episode of Star Trek.
So the idea going forward is we're just opening the whole thing up to all sci-fi.
So excuse me, it's not going to be just a Trek every other week.
It's going to be anything we want.
And would you say it would be fair to say it's sci-fi and geekdom as we call it.
So a little bit of gaming thrown in there.
Basically the things we don't talk on the variety show.
I know we talk about gaming a little bit on the variety show every now and then, but this
feels very much like the untitled sci-fi show will be the place to do gaming, science fiction,
talk, that sort of thing.
Yeah.
It's going to be a lot more just open.
It's going to be different every week.
The shit show is not going anywhere.
Still going to be doing that.
Trek roulette when we get going, I'm still going to do Trek roulette.
Mug watch is opening itself up to the entire science fiction universe.
So we're going to be looking at mugs in all universes.
I was talking about mug watch.
Hang on a moment.
I didn't see any mugs in that.
No, no, no, no.
There weren't any mugs in that, but I do have an email from a Thomas Edwards.
Thomas?
He literally was just emailed Untitled Trek Show dash mug watch.
Has he done to both of us?
I just haven't lost my phone.
I don't remember.
Yeah, no, he did it to podcasts.
Okay.
So I just haven't seen it.
Season two, episode 16, 33 seconds in, normal mug instantly spilled on Picard.
Is this why only space mugs are allowed?
That's all.
Yeah, probably.
Maybe that was the issue.
Normal mugs were too spillable.
So they had to do gravity defying space mugs.
Oh my God.
And I even ridiculously, I think I know what episode that is.
There's like this neurotic staff member working with Geordie in engineering and she's walking
along with the hot chocolate and she just walks slam straight into Picard spilling hot
chocolate all over him.
Oh, you know what?
And then I think I've seen that episode.
And Geordie's like, I don't think we should have hot chocolate in engineering.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry Geordie.
That's like in this, the other thing we watched that isn't Star Trek.
The Orville.
The Orville where it's like you can't have a drink on the bridge if you spill it.
Where was I?
Yes, we're opening it.
And I hope the Tuvok thing that we did the other week that you come in with.
Oh, I had so much fun with that.
All these other Star Trek little bits are still going to be in.
The thing is we can actually open that to the rest of the sci-fi universe.
So Trek Roulette, for example, we could do Roulette with a different show.
You could do Roulette with Red Dwarf.
You could do, we've spoken about Red Dwarf today.
You could do that with Battlestar Galactic.
You do Roulette with Doctor Who.
Would be really good fun.
So that's where we're going with it.
And I hope that, I don't like particularly the sci-fi being a name either because it
feels very generic, but it's a word that everyone will go, I know what this is going to be about.
100%.
And we still have the Untitled stuff, which I like.
And it removes the Trek from the name.
So opens it up that if that's what people think, oh, it's going to be too fucking loser
nerd talking about Star Trek.
I'm more interested.
I'm going to skip this one.
Even if they know who we are from the variety show or any other thing.
You know, our fucking stupid pigeon videos.
You know, so I think it will help.
And yeah, that's really it.
I think you've made the right decision, mate.
And this is your baby.
I've always said that you take it in the direction you think and I'm fully behind you with whatever
different change you make.
So if that's what you want to do with this, that's what we're going to do with it.
Well, it went for a little over a year.
Yeah.
So.
And things need to change.
You look at the variety show.
In February, we're coming out to two years on that and the past three months worth of
episodes have drastically changed from what they were even before that.
With me now having a fixed amount of time, we have an estimate for how long an episode
should be.
Yeah.
The one minute beginning on every single one of them telling what's coming up on the show.
It's natural to have to grow and to get the right level.
And if you think now we need to make these changes, then let's make these changes.
We did the name change variety show because it used to be called the channel 84 variety
show.
Correct.
So we did a slight name change there.
We changed all the branding.
You changed the structure of the show.
We did try a few things along the way.
We tried so much with that.
As soon as you did change it to what we do now, suddenly we've got to bump up in the
kind of numbers and the kind of, it felt right too.
It didn't feel like we were kind of forcing anything.
It feels good what we're doing.
Yeah.
It feels natural at the moment.
But the real part of it is you've got to be willing to just go, do understand what is
and isn't working.
And even if you do really love something and it's just not working in some way for the
greater good, you've got to make a change some way.
Yeah.
And the thing is we're not giving up.
That's the main thing.
We don't want to walk away from this.
Yeah.
I think so.
If the change is what's required, then that's what we could have easily said, I'm not doing
it anymore because it's just not, nothing's working.
There's no growth.
There's no interaction.
There's none of this and none of that, you know, which is what we're doing.
Which is what's happening.
But, you know, it could have easily just gone, no, but we don't want to.
We want to keep doing it because we enjoy you doing it.
We like talking to each other about stuff.
So that's where we're going.
And this also now gives you an excuse.
Did an episode on Demolition Man.
Yes.
You know what?
I did think that.
And Twins.
I think we can do.
Because that's science fiction.
Oh, is that going to count as a side-try?
Of course it is.
Oh, we could do a watch along with Twins.
Oh, hang on.
I'm just going to go have a wank.
And Junior.
Command functions are offline.
Right.
You have been listening to the Untitled Trek show.
I'm just about.
Oh my God.
He's going for it.
I've just about learned this and we're now going to be changing it because all these
socials are going to change.
So you can find us.
I'm not so much an ex anymore.
And that's nothing to do with any of the fucking American stuff.
No.
I was already making the transition.
It seems like a million of you other fuckers are doing the same thing.
It's because Elon Musk is a cunt.
So follow us on Blue Sky.
If you search for the Untitled Trek show.
I don't know how you really search in Blue Sky, but you say the Untitled Trek show.
We're there.
It is all on the channel84.co.uk along with all the other Studio 84 shows.
Goodness.
Who Takes Socks Off, Lightly Used and obviously The Variety Show.
You can email us at podcasts at channel84.co.uk, me directly, Rob at channel84.co.uk, TJ at
channel84.co.uk.
Yeah.
That's it really.
We've got Facebook, Instagram.
We'll still be posting to X just to make you aware.
We are using something called Buffer.
Really simple.
You create a Buffer account for three.
You can have free.
You can have three social media accounts connected to that.
So for example, mine is X, Blue Sky and Threads.
My Threads is connected to Instagram and Facebook.
So it appears on those when I post the threads.
It means just on Buffer, I'll put my social media post.
You'll all see it because it will go to each of those.
So if that's where you prefer to find us, those are the social medias to look at.
Yeah.
I haven't made a Threads for the Trek show.
Oh wait.
Yeah.
It's even there starting to burn now with bots and just spam.
So it might be worth avoiding.
So I check X in case people mess with me because I do get messages on there.
But if I'm posting normal random shit, it'll be on Blue Sky.
Absolutely.
That's it.
And the trailers will go on X.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Love you.
Bye.
Thank you for listening to the Untitled Trek show.
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