Thursday night. Fun stars. Dan's here. Deb's
here. And everyone loves Brian Landon. Brian
Landon is here. Happy Thursday night. Happy Thursday
night. TNT, baby. It is not. Well, is this a
test stream? Can we call this a test stream or
is this a real stream? No, no, this is a real
stream because your production value and you
know what you're doing. This is a test stream
for me because I'm trying to figure out how to
be a guest on the show. Luckily, I if I cut out
I am broadcasting live from blade to The spaceship
it's called blade to all the money he made from
pulper con He bought another spaceship and now
I'm in space. Thanks blade Did blade keep the
money what happened with it we do we know what
happened with with blade I actually was gonna
have to try him and come on tonight, but I think
he's uh, I think he's working played actually
spent a lot of the money on the other people.
That's all I'll say. He paid for somebody to
go out there. That's him. Perhaps somebody to
go out there completely already said that. Yeah.
Okay. So one person. And I believe, you know,
I don't know what else he did with it. But he
lost money on the deal. Let's just say that,
you know, so he didn't. How do you know that,
Deb? Because he told me. If you told you, then
I guess it happened. Do we need a break news
sounder? Is this? No, no, no. But I asked him
about it a while ago, you know, and he told me
what he's spending. Breaking news win by two
lost all the money on pulper con dev breaking
news Well, then I don't know how I'm flying in
blade to because he bought this The spaceship
thing be a spaceship Deb, what's the learning
experience from pulper con? What do we learn?
From pulper con. Well, what I learned is don't
agree to do anything for anybody. Okay, don't
let yourself be put on the spot to put on a show
to dance like a monkey. Don't do it. If there's
a if you get money in a super chat, and there's
a condition attached to it, give that money back
period. Sorry, so blades money came through a
super chat. All of it like Yes, pulper $700 through
super chat. Yeah, he kept sending super chats
and demos. I was watching the show. He was sending
a lot of super chats. hundreds of dollars. He
sent venmos and blade was very transparent about
this. He said, Oh, you know, pulper, thank you
for $500. I got the venmo. Thank you for this.
Thank you for that. So that super chat money
is the money that was supposed to go for he didn't
pay him privately He just paid him through super
chat super chats and Venmo's yes and Venmo's
a lot of super chats Final boss, we're breaking
news right now. This is not this is not this
is new news. This is Yeah, I mean, I mean I'm
in blade to right now final boss So I just want
to say one thing before we just carry on here
NPS Dan on the cash app Venmo PayPal If there
are any pulpers out there that would like to
send me thousands of dollars I would be more
than happy to fly out to Vegas To take you to
strip club and or a place of ill repute wink
wink nudge nudge Same here. I'll take you to
a strip club and a whorehouse and a steakhouse.
And I will definitely do that. I will probably
keep some money, obviously for my the travel
expenses and then maybe a little on top. But
I would absolutely honor that. I will not give
any money to to people like Pat Dixon or anyone
else. I will it will just be between us. So I
will not sign a contract. I don't do contracts
with people that send super chats, but But I
would be more than happy to take up any paupers
that wanted to do that. Just throwing that out
there. Me too. If you don't like Dan and you'd
rather go with me, that's fine. I'll accept that.
She might even show her feet. I'll show my feet,
maybe a little cleavage. I'll unzip a little
more. But no ballroom. If you want to go into
the hotel bathroom and maybe some extra curriculars.
I don't do that though. But those beers, if we
have a little extra pulper money, I'll buy you
some nose beers. And I'll just have beer beers.
Here we go. I might take you guys up on that
only if Taz is invited along. was my daughter
Taz is always invited along. Taz is your daughter?
No, they stay choked. They say that I look like
her mom or we look alike, you know, because of
short hair and stuff. So but Taz is always welcome.
And I'm saying, yeah, we think that Pat Dixon
picture that's been floating around. Is that
is that real? Is he is his mouth really that
jacked up is that picture as you guys seen that
on twitter i have i have felicia is sharing that
i do know he he did lose a tooth for you know
on the side there so i don't you know i don't
know i'm not here to you know denigrate anyone's
you know i could do some i lost a tooth last
week i lost i i lost a tooth that's why i didn't
come on thursday until Way way into it and I
didn't stay on very long. It just kind of was
loose and fell out So I get it, you know, this
stuff happens. Is that why you weren't on stream?
Were you on a we're on pain meds, Deb? You sound
a little loopy. I was on pain meds It was pain
meds man that thing snapped off it was loose
and it snapped off and I had to go the next day
emergency appointment and get the rest of it
kind of scooped out. And then Tuesday I had a
wisdom tooth out and that didn't even hurt. What
was that? I was telling Peter get out of here.
Oh, we shouldn't step on each other. Oh, shut
up. We got three strong personalities. We're
so excited. We're so always love having Brian
Landon test stream on the real stream on the
nice podcast stream. Brian you what have you
been up to? I know you went to Cancun. I know
you're in the spaceship right now What's what's
new in the Brian Landon world? What's new in
the Brian Landon world? Personal stuff, but I'm
not gonna get into that. Yeah, you know the test
dream Yeah, I did one thing from Cancun people
keep emailing me like hey, what the fuck? Are
you just not gonna do stuff? It's not gonna be
very often I'm tired again all this flak man's
The abuse is just killing me. I can't deal with
it. You say like one nuance thing, right? One
thing that I maybe that wasn't so good or that
wasn't so good about a certain person. Everyone
starts attacking you. So I don't know. I'm really
scared. I thanks for having me in your cove of
safety YouTube. But what's what's new? I don't
know. The test stream. I mean, that's it. We
have next test stream we'll go through. I have
a lot of emails that we haven't went through.
People keep emailing me stuff about Mersh and
his Tumblr and how apparently it was like pedo
stuff. I don't even want to open those emails.
I don't even want to open them. So I don't know.
We're just trying to figure it out right now.
I'm in outer space and that's that's good enough
for me. Where's Blade? That's his spaceship.
That's his new spaceship. I know it's for all
of his fans and I'm still waiting. Like right
now I'm the only one I'm sure more people will
be following. It's very big. It's very spacious
and speaking of merch His he has a nemesis, I
guess Jesse PS I enjoy his channel too He was
reading like the tumblr and things like that.
So Salvatore m1 for five dollars Thank you says
Dan good show man. Good stuff. Look, listen,
did you hear that? Jesse PS is calling the dabble
verse The diaper verse. Isn't that your gimmick?
It is very interesting that diaper verse came
into fruition. I don't, I don't know where Jesse
PS pulled that from. So for those that don't
know, there's a small community of people that
get a very big kick out of following the exploits
of yours truly and doxing me and doing some other
random things, which, frankly, I'm amused by.
And somehow, one thing that you learn as being
someone that puts yourself out there, and Brian
Land, you're going to learn this if you haven't
learned this already is anyone can say anything.
And they can just make up the most ridiculous
things about you. And the more you say it, this
is almost like the Clinton playbook, like the
more you tell a lie, the more people believe
it, that they just make stuff up. And it sticks
to you. Somehow. diapers got attached to me an
affinity for diapers, I actually had so this
is I'm going to tell a little story. I'm going
to give my my fans a little something a little
red meat since they've they work so hard for
this. I actually had the fire department chief
show up in my house, because they got a report
that I was illegally burning diapers in my yard
on Fridays to for some purpose whatsoever. So
I literally had to talk to the chief of the fire
department at my front of my house about allegations
of me burning diapers in my backyard. So that
was a few months ago. A few months ago. So yeah,
it's so I so Dan Dan the diaper man that some
people say DWO diaper world order so I think
it's hilarious and the best part is the more
ridiculous the lie is or The fiction the funnier
it is. So I find it very funny. I thought it
was a very funny conversation. It was a little
weird And awkward and my wife had some questions
about that. But other than that, it was pretty
funny So see I don't find that funny at all.
Do you know who did that? An anonymous person
that just is an internet person. The reason I
don't like those police officers, that's their
time to go out and visit you mean, you know,
I mean, meanwhile, God knows what's going on
in Minneapolis. Yeah, go figure. But yeah, that
was that was funny. So yes, diapers somehow have
been associated with me for whatever reason.
And there's no rhyme or reason to it. But I guess
it I guess it's stuck. So there you go. So it's
welcome to the diaper verse Brian Landon has
stream. Thank you. Thank you. I Want to pivot
a little bit off of diapers I want to pivot into
Were the diapers old and I think they were alleged
to be used diapers they weren't just I just diapers
I bought diapers that were being used for for
purposes gratification purposes Or maybe Dan's
getting in front of it and he actually did this
and burned a bunch of diapers. Maybe I'm like
the BTK killer of diaper crimes. Well, Dirty
Deeds thinks the firemen and the cops got the
laugh of the week and they probably went back
and talked about that at the station. Oh, the
fire department probably had the biggest laugh.
They all went back. They were probably laughing
their asses off when they got that email. Don't
you wish they'd send you like a nice pizza? You
know, like a pizza's just make sure you pay for
them and I like pepperoni Buffalo chicken there's
good extra cheese So yeah, if you want to send
me a pizza that would be fine as well I told
Joe I guess did somebody say he's stream sniping
That which is a great segue. I told Joe. Hi Tommy
The dabble hack shit whatever verse to me Feels
like there it's it's become very How do in Deb,
you could probably be more eloquent with this,
but there's less of original content and more
of just repurposing repackaging. It's almost
like regurgitating where you like package that
the the triple the triple B bonds all together
and you reap everything's like a it's almost
like a house of cards where the clip now there's
like 50 clippers that are all clipping the same
five shows and then I'm gonna throw a name out
there NG ranger then they do a four -hour clip
show and they play all the same clips that everybody
else played and it's just like this ongoing sort
of thing What's what's your assessment of the
way that whole hack verse shit verse economy
works of the clipping and then the clip shows
and then just The constant sort of just navel
gate Yeah, well if you look at the Clippers are
getting better numbers than Most of except for
I mean, so there's three big shows here, right?
It's it's Melton to key and Whether their numbers
are correct or not and then Kevin Brennan who
once he had Bob Levy tonight It was awesome to
get the band back together. That's a mostly we
want to see Like I was on there once it was a
good time But I would rather see Kevin Bob and
Chad and then whoever yeah And so they got the
band back together Those were organic numbers
that moved up when you look at the Clippers the
Clippers are getting more numbers than the content
creators Now the downside of that is they have
to sit through all this shit There's a lot of
shit tons of it. Um, and then they clip them
and then these shows. Most of them just watch
and I watched the Wrangler I have nothing against
the Wrangler and flimsy at all like the only
reason I ever say anything about the Wrangler
is because he talked a bunch of shit in the chat
it's like hey you know like you're gonna do that
talk shit and you know I'll talk shit back they're
nice guys. But the show stinks. Sucks have font
these unreadable and They cover things that are
from weeks ago or whatever. They're using the
crayon font Yeah, whatever it is. It's unreal.
I don't even know what they're saying. Well,
I mean they I mean they use pop filters They
use old clips they ball -wash or What would you
say earlier? I'm getting rid of ball wash. The
new term I'm using is nut glazing. Yes, they're
not placing everybody with the same opinion.
Ranger, the biggest nut glazer in the devil verse.
You heard it here first. Great. Well, yeah, I
mean, that's the fact you're using a pop filter
in 2026. I mean, I don't know what I'm doing,
but I don't have a pop filter with it said, they're
nice guys, you know, like I have no problem with
any of them. I just don't like to be confused.
Like they put up, they put up free chats that
don't make any sense. And they put them up and
they don't even know what it means. And I'm saying
they're confused. And they just put them in like,
what the fuck are you talking about? Nice guys,
though. Good dudes. They're getting together.
But they have beards. I don't know what their
ethnicity is. It's just stuff like this is like,
I don't like New York, New Jersey, like, am I
Greek? Am I Jewish? Am I Italian? Am I your Yeah.
Are you al Qaeda? No, they're not. Good thing
is, like, I watched in a low today had it on
while I was doing other things. And my thing
is, okay, he got to Felicia when she was on gas
digital with Zach Amico and those other people.
And it's like, all right, we've already heard
that. Then he's watching stuttering John laughing
at Rob Saul. And when Rob Saul The monitor that
big old tv had fell behind his desk. It's like
it's it was funny at first But i've seen five
times already karmic laughing at 10 times i've
seen stuttering john laughing at 15 times i've
heard that fallacious story You know, and by
the time it trickles down to like melting. It's
like i'm bored of it You know, I have a question
for brian before you go on so And we'll just
use NJ Ranger. And I don't want to pick. I've
got I've gotten a lot of heat. People are like,
Oh, you're jealous of his numbers. You keep bringing
them up. Okay. No, but I keep bringing them up.
But I'm going to bring them up anyway, because
a four hour clip show he did a four hour clip
show yesterday with Lindsay played the same clips
that everyone else has played. You know, had
a good audience. I think at one point it was
it was somewhere between 80 to 150 people like
most of those clip shows get. they're very friendly
with everyone so it's kind of a it's it's a community
like it's not necessarily because they're so
entertaining and i think they would even agree
with this it's more of the chat and people you
know want to see you see the same faces the lady
kbs of the world so on and so forth what do you
think nj wrangler your term and flimsy what do
you think they get out of doing that show what
is what why do we need another four hour clip
show what Is the purpose of what they're doing
do you think in your opinion? Probably the same
reason I do a test stream from time to time.
It's just fun. They're having a good time I mean
and they're they're they're part of the community
flimsy has been around as long as I can remember
I'm not so familiar with the Wrangler, which
is funny, which is he's the one was talking shit,
but you know, whatever man like I think there's
they're having a good time it gives them a sense
of not purpose, but like, I am somebody. And
you know, I think more for Wrangler. I'm not
just super chatter, right? I'm not just the guy.
Yeah, Kevin Brennan $5 every 10 minutes every
day. With right and I understand that because
it's not about I am somebody. It's just it's
just fun. I mean, for me, it's fun. And I think
for those guys is fun to all those incredibly
boring. It's fun for them. And that's what's
important. And as Melton says, we need less and
less of these shows. I say we need more of them.
I love them. Like, it doesn't matter how boring
it is. Sometimes, like I listen to that show
to feel better about my own show. Like, yeah,
and I know everyone hates that because most of
these people around here from the northeast and
I get it. And the Wrangler and flimsy or nice
guy, right, Brian? Yeah. Yeah, and then there's
not a lot of us out here and that's fine. But
there is this, they talk about stuff that's so
I mean, it's so long ago, and there's no original
takes. And it's like, sometimes I watch a nine
just like, say something, do something, say something,
they're sitting there watching thing that I've
already seen eight times. So there's something.
Well, I'm going to segue a little bit and we
could still talk about Ranger and flimsy all
we want and I know that that hurt feelings in
the chat and Deb you can read that one second
There was and you actually was Brian the Brian
Landon test stream, which when can we find the
Brian Landon test stream? By the way, how often
is it just ad hoc basis? Yeah, it's again, I'm
gonna do it when I'm in the mood and have a good
time and I hope that the infrequency and is kind
of a fun thing for people. It's like, oh, well,
and then they watch and it's not so fun. It's
not gonna get any better. But the test stream
is the best stream, even though it's not a stream
at all. But yeah, it's just it's sporadic. It's
just when I have time, I've kind of a busy life
and I love this community and the people in and
even the people that give me shit. It's like,
it's just fun, man. And I think that's why flimsy
and Wrangler do it too, for fun. Yeah, I think
so. And I think there's room, you know, there's
a lot of talk about gatekeepers and things and
people call Dr. Howard gatekeeper and then Rocco
had that kind of rant he was fed up he was sort
of being a gatekeeper but there's room for everybody
and the market will decide. And, you know, not
every show is for every person. Okay, so there's
a lot of things that people love that I don't
like or I don't watch all the time and I jump
around from show to show and I skip shows and
whatnot, you know, everybody. We're not better
than any other person. I mean, Dan, we're kind
of like we've been called a small show and we're
and we are a small show. We are very niche. We're
a niche within a niche. Right. And we've we've
it's taken us a while we've sort of slowly chipped
away and built some numbers and have some regulars.
but you know what it's it's all good and we're
all having a good time so and you know what dan
dang lizard two pounds thank two euros i'm sorry
thank you thank you dan for being real and talking
about the pampers dang has some pretty cool stuff
up there i love you love dang by the way dang
lizard the top 200 list uh we're looking forward
to the next dang lizard list dang lizard is a
uh i think he even said he's like an ocd or he's
got some sort of autism superpowers dang lizard
we're excited to see what you come up with next
yeah make sure that schmoole buckman is not ahead
of me on the list and dang lizard make sure i'm
ahead of dan dan and chow and me if ryan landon
and deb are ahead of me i'm fine just buckman
at least one or two behind me that's all i'm
only kidding i'm only kidding and uh you know
but we appreciate dang lizard and i certainly
appreciate all the clippers i'm really a fan
of the clippers I do have this week a clipper
of the week that we'll do later than somebody
in mind. So we'll talk about him later or her.
But I have a question here from Tim's totality.
Thank you for $2. Brian, can you speak to KB
thinking I'm melting? Are you I don't think Tim's
totality is melting. I don't know, Tim. So tell
me maybe it is molten. Maybe it's not. I don't
know. How do we know this is exactly what Melton
would do now? Melton would not be a brother,
isn't he? Isn't he a melanated individual? That's
what I hear. I don't know. I've never met the
man. Hopefully, hopefully we can we can even
we can put this all to rest. We actually there's
a lot of there's a lot of I was gonna say colored.
That's not the right term. A lot of Oh boy, Dan,
oh boy. In the devil verse that I didn't realize
that, you know, that now that we're seeing more
people on like Clown Town and in the chat, I
know we've got Shades Cal who's in the chat.
I know Young Old Vibes who we were going back
and forth on the paths to Houston. Latonya. Latonya,
the trans gal from Vegas. She is a POC. So there's
a lot of POCs coming out of the woodwork. So
it's not all just white middle aged people here
at the devil verse. There's some, there's some
diversity. Yeah, that makes us jiggy. That makes
us jiggy. And I was watching Tommy Jordan the
other night. And he said, there's not a lot of
black people in the in the devil verse. And he
had spider Alomar on and adeptus. Both of those
guys are great. And he's like, big black and
there's Tim's totality. It was like, dude, you
said two guys on your show, like literally 10
minutes ago, you're not naming them. What is
the fuck are you talking about? And dang lizard,
two euros. Thank you so much again. Wouldn't
know about Dan's Pampers without your promo.
I mean, we all get to a certain age where, you
know, incontinence becomes a situation. So, you
know, well, you know, I'm hating here. they're
saying stuttering john wears depends and stuttering
john says kevin is wearing depends so who knows
you know maybe quad does he wear depends i mean
it's not like he can get up and go to the restroom
that would be understandable yeah no no but i'm
saying you know if he's not if quad's not wearing
depends what is he wearing and does he have like
a poop bag or something probably a colostomy
bag doesn't have one of those Don't know they
say that I haven't seen red bar in a while. So
I'm giving it a year a year I was gonna say every
year, you know I think it's been everybody wants
red bar to get better. I mean that guy is yeah,
we need red bar. We do Any other supers that
we need to are we all caught up? Yeah, we're
all caught up We're broke now. Okay, there's
one more to another Tim's totality. Is there
hold on? Come on dab No one job here. I know.
Oh, yeah. Wait, correct. Yes. Here you go. Correct.
He thinks I am. Thank you, Tim, for the $2. Correct.
He thinks I am NLO. Correct. I am a brother,
brother, man, brother, man, like brothers. We
like sisters here. We're we are. Yeah, Tim's
totality is definitely not Patrick Melton. I
mean, that's that's so but Kevin says things
that are just silly. I mean, just the other day.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, he texted me out of nowhere
and was like, Hey, Even like Uncle Tom's, am
I right? Oh, what's this? Who's that? Is that
Cool Duckman? That's Cool Duckman. Yes. Yeah.
And Dan, how do people have fun on shows, huh?
With date -keeping? Girls are off, pal. Oh, and
Debbie, you look gorgeous, and hi, Brian Landon.
Nice to meet you, Cool Duckman. So the gatekeeper
things not a real thing. I don't believe in that
I know it's a whole other segment It's like dude
if you're gonna build your show or whatever if
you have a show They're gonna build on your own
like these guys aren't stopping anybody from
doing anything Is it true that you're gonna be
recruiting an Indian gentleman to be your new
co -host I don't have time for this Ramesh Oh,
I'm trying to actively, uh, get, yeah, anyone,
anyone should want to join because I think Panhandler
is going to quote pretty soon. And yeah, there's
just, uh, yeah. Old people all around me. Fuck
it. Old people. Cool. Duckman, you kind of sound
like schmool and Biden. It's like, uh, I do.
Yeah, a little bit. Are you calling me old? No,
I'm just saying you sound like Shmuel and Biden.
So all right, we're going to let cool duck. Maybe
if if Joe Biden wants to make it appear, it's
a little bit. Maybe we'll see. He's cool. Yeah,
I want my 20 and H3. And we got Tim's totality
again. Thanks again for two more dollars on that
note, Dan. Are we done with the Chad troll? And
is it a troll, Dan? Or is mine? I'm actually
glad that I saw this come up because Believe
it or not, Brian Lynn and I actually had a conversation
about this via text earlier today before the
show. So I did not see Chad on MLC today, but
people were reporting back. Oh, Chad's wasted
and he's kind of embarrassing himself. And supposedly
he's broken up with the girlfriend and all this
stuff. So the aligning myself with Chad. Was
there a little bit of a trolling or not even
a trolling but kind of a goofing aspect to it
maybe You know, do you really need to know like
what my motivations are for things? I frankly
am somebody that kind of goes where the wind
blows if people are doing one thing I like to
go I like to when people are zigging. I like
to Zach So I see a lot of people piling on somebody.
I like to like take their back a little bit.
So So it's less of a troll and more of just a,
you know, who do I want to align myself? If a
lot of the people that I don't like are picking
on someone, well, guess what? I might fucking
jump onto their team and give them, give them
a little bit of assist. So there's actually some
of that aspect to it. The other aspect, despite
what some people may think about me because I'm
the most evil, awful person in the world, because
I dare, you know, give my thoughts on my, my
truthful thoughts on things. I don't like seeing
people run into the ground. I don't like seeing
people face eternal ruination. I don't like people
that are my age or around my age having struggles
in their lives. So I'm going to throw them a
bone every once in a while. I'm going to back
them up and give them a little bit of love. So
I wouldn't call my aligning with Chad a troll
because this is the other thing too. Chad Boozemach,
by the way, whose whole character is based on
picking on another man. It's not about what you
do. It's a parody, which that's fine. But you've
also got a little bit of an attitude with what
you're doing. It's like, maybe, maybe take it
down a few notches on how how big your ego is
getting there, Chad Boozemak. But that's a whole
nother story. But, you know, I see some of that.
And it's just like, nobody's coming to the defense.
And Chad, Chad's a guy I'd have a fucking beer
with. I'm going to actually be in Tampa in three
months. I'm probably going to hit up Chad will
hopefully go grab a beer. I like Chad personally.
Does he have some things in his past that are
checkered? Sure. Is he not a perfect person and
imperfect person? Yes. But I like them. And I'm
not going to pile on I'm not going to watch fucking
assholes pile on him and just jump on to the
fucking pig pile. I feel like I'm better than
that. So is it a troll? Maybe. Or maybe it's
just somebody that just sees someone that needs
a little bit of assistance And i'm willing to
jump in and fucking help It's nuance or it's
not one or the other there's there's multi -factors
that play into all of these things, right? And
yeah, it's what's what's crazy is this group
thought as soon as you go after chad if like
the couple of if melton and to go after chad
then you have all these other shows that are,
you know, lower, I'll say lower levels based
on audience views. And that's fine. That's fair
game. Right? I mean, I'm the lowest of low. Cool.
I mean, but then you but you have a lot of them
that just go after Chad because they want to
get in with these other these other bigger shows.
And it's like, well, why? What's wrong with that?
Oh, yeah. Well, get on dude get on camera. He
looks stupid. No, no, I'm not camera ready. Hey,
it takes a long time to look as good as I do
on my own show. Hey, cool. Duckman. You stole
Schmoll's eyelids, according to dang lizard.
For two dollars. So I didn't have a problem with
Schmuel until just now. Oh, now. Yeah. Now it's
going to war. You want to go to school now that
you have a chance. Linden is great. He's great.
I love him. He's a very good guy. And yeah, I
have nothing against Schmuel. To be honest, I
know everyone like I don't know. Not everyone.
I don't care what everyone says, like everybody.
Schmuel's all right. Like it doesn't matter what
happens Well, you ball wash you dude you ball
wash big -time and hey schmill like I think you're
getting like 75 or something viewers and hey,
man, you're old and old and I respect that it's
not a Where I come from old is not a diss like
I want to become old because what's the alternative,
right? So Good for you. Like you're starting
it up. You have Bob Levy on there Quite often
and I asked him what he what you pay him. What
do you pay him? when Bob comes on I Just ball
wash a lot You give him a good ball washing.
That's how you pay him. He always you know pay
him in Whatever the Let it shine Bob where Bob
will let you know if he wants to disclose that
What do you think of the Gaza conflict any opinions
on that Jesus. Well, I was reading the free chat.
You know, I don't think Gaza is really a conflict
at this point anymore. It's pretty much leveled.
There's not much of a conflict going on. It's
leveled. Well, small bugman. That's one of my
favorite chatter names. I love that small bugman
for $2. Thank you says kick duckman loose and
send nj Wrangler the link so we will kick cool
duckman the loop. Yeah, send the Wrangler link.
Yeah, Wrangler wants to come on. Let me hit me
up. Hit me up on Twitter. I'll send you the link.
Holla dog. Holla balla. But yeah, I mean, it's
the whole thing is it's people you didn't like
what shmuel doing there. That was confusing.
What don't you have a problem like aren't like
Dan aren't you and mere must kind of like this
group against the Buckmans or you guys have made
a peace treaty? What's going on, Deb? What's
happening here? You're an outside observer. I
kind of think the buck have to tell me about
like how chow and mere feel. But I thought the
Buckman feud was kind of puts a rest with the
echo pineapple hosted debate. You guys were very
civil. It was actually, like I said last time,
it was kind of anti climatic, I guess I was expecting
some fireworks with that. And you guys were really
very sort of felt like the wind was out of your
sails with this. So what say you, Dan? You know,
I, I would, yes, I would agree with most of what
you said. I still, and I see Ava in the chat
and Ava said something very, had a good observation
about Buckman. I find watching Shmuel Buckman,
and this is gonna blow people's minds, I find
his show to be one of the more interesting, compelling
shows to watch. And that may seem antithetical
and it may seem, oh, you're giving your enemy,
you know, some credit or whatever. I find the
whole aspect of him being technically challenged,
him being sort of an older fella, so having a
different perspective. I also find the fact that
he's unrelenting on his ball washing, for lack
of a better term. His social climbing, it's like
he's very clear that he's social climbing. And
then also his obtuseness about certain things
and defining terms. I just, I find it all very
funny and compelling. Um, I also find it funny
too, that he really just kind of turns it on
and does his little soliloquy and then sends
out the link to like 10 different people and
then see who comes on. And he doesn't really,
he kind of like is really like an observer of
his own show. It's really like, he just kind
of lets everybody else go wild. He had J Mo on
this past weekend. And he complained that JMo
didn't bring anything to the table. JMo was like,
I didn't realize that I was supposed to be carrying
your show for you. This is your show. I didn't
know that I had to come in with like a whole
cadre of things to entertain your audience. Like
I was the jester that was supposed to come on
and entertain. So I just find that that whole,
it's not anti -humor, but just kind of, it's
like this ironic sort of. funny it's almost like
if he was in on the joke it would maybe not be
as funny but it's almost like an SNL skit of
somebody doing a show and it just of all the
things that could go wrong and the way that he
does it but he still managed to be entertaining
he still managed to be interesting it's a little
too dabble verse heavy for me which is probably
the only thing that I would just maybe my my
one Mark against him. I just feel like he just
navel gazes way too much I'd love to hear schmuel
buckman's thoughts on Greenland and NFL playoffs.
I'd love to see him deviate into so many other
different things because it would be very interesting,
but Very excited on the devil verse Well, and
that's his niche and I've seen schmuel buckman
do stand -up at hackamania one Really? He was
part of the stand -up crew. Oh my gosh. How was
that? It sucked It was horrible. It stank. I
wanted to boom off the stage. Even Earl Skakel
was like, this stinks. I mean, I sucked. It was
terrible. Earl Skakel is so nice. So for him
to say, you know. Yeah, Earl's awesome. Yeah.
Yeah. It was bad. It was terrible. Patton's black
teeth weren't even there to judge it like it
was supposed to be. Plus or fuck? You have fucking
schmuel up there. $20 thing is a made up story.
You're you're you're holding firm on that, right?
That's beloved chatter. That's beloved chatter.
All right. Chatter. Being it real or is it creeping
it real creeping it real for me is queefing it
real. Oh, queefing it real for 99. Thank you
so much. Test stream is the best stream Brian
the land only pony is kicking ass and taking
names. Best respect or step off. Let's go. Well,
thank you. Appreciate that. And thank you to
Mike Donahue for becoming a YouTube member. We
appreciate that very much. I know like 10 Mike
Donahues. I mean, there's probably tons of them
up there in Boston, right? Yes, absolutely. Yes.
Like when people I've heard a few people go look
at how he's framed up it says stupid right over
his head Like they don't get that like you're
doing it on purpose. It's it's I don't I don't
know sometimes Pardon me is like what am I doing
around here to be honest? I think like some of
these people are so low IQ that they don't understand
that you're doing that on purpose I'm doing that
on purpose the stupid right above your head No,
well, it says nice podcast too, but it just kind
of gets cut off. Yeah, exactly. Okay. Oh, yeah,
that is funny. Yeah. Okay, we have. Sure. Yes.
Yes, you are correct. It is. It is intentional.
3852 seems intentional. Yes, it is. It is very
intentional. So I know that's why it's funny
Don't you laugh when you see people like say
things like you purposely do things in like this
in order to see get a reaction from people You
know completely that it's not My secrets here,
this is like telling how to wrap it out of the
hat here, you know, I'm sorry. Sorry, dude. I
didn't blow up your spot It's a good question
from sure Dean Thank you for the five dollars
shades asked a great question in chat. Who this
is a good question actually. Who in the dabble
verse would put on the best show without chat
enabled? I would say without chat enabled to
key or melting. That's what I would say. That's
my opinion or the test stream, of course But
no, I mean, but not realistically a two -gear
Melton in my opinion. I mean What's interesting
about took is he has a whole crew over there
and there's a bunch of funny guys JT's funny
like they have you know, those dudes are funny
Cardiff has production value. I don't know what
OJ's deal is but he's good I mean, he's at least
realistic about things they have four guys and
to be smart enough because he has a production
company I believe something like that yeah he
knows how to assemble a team right and it's hard
to do it by yourself melton does do it by himself
yeah i agree with melton but i'm gonna i'm gonna
push back a little on tuki and this is this is
where i'm gonna i'm gonna get in trouble with
the chat people because the panda verse they
always say well i like tuki tuki's funny i think
tuki's funny or rocko's funny but when is the
last time you saw rocko i'm gonna call him by
his regular name Rocco do something by himself
without JT or a talking potato or orange and
without wearing a mask or a puppet and just kind
of just sat there and you know, and just did
his show freeform without without some support
system around him. I think he's funny. I think
he's talented. But I also think that he has become
very comfortable in his little group that kind
of supports him and just makes him makes his
life easier. What say you to that? I think Rocco
wants out of the devil verse, but he's making
so much money on the couple times he does it
a week. That is like, it's like the golden handcuffs.
Right? He wants out. I mean, I think he's a talented
guy. I don't know. I mean, he's always had a
supporting cast, it seems like. Melton is not
right and so Yeah, he's very comfortable and
that's a good place to be though I mean the dudes
making like a grand a grand a show or something
like that and just Why I'm comfortable. I'm having
fun. I'm making a lot of money. He doesn't want
to be around here anymore I don't blame him in
a lot of ways, right? Like once a scarlet Hampton
and the matte meat stuff coming up came up I
was also like what the fuck am I doing around
here? It's and then the merge and the bottle
eating and all the things And so I don't blame
him for but he can't leave because he makes too
much money people give him too much money so
That's hard to walk away from so I agree Dan
girth worm says you wear sunglasses and a hat
isn't that kind of the same as a mask Maybe I
mean we all have our I mean we all have our costumes.
I don't know that it's well Yeah, I would say
maybe similar to a mask. I would say it's much
different than a puppet show That's to me. That's
like a whole you're changing a whole genre of
things, but Cardiff's not going to hack a mania
right three and some people are speckling because
they don't Either is because of John or and maybe
Ava or Ava can give us some insight into this
or is it because he doesn't want to be recognized
he's admitted that he has his own criminal background
but we can't throw in his face because we don't
know who he is right and uh so potentially that
i i don't know ava what's a you nice to meet
you by the way you as well i've never experienced
you until watching this stream tonight i have
so many questions for you i think that i think
it's a fake out i think that cardiff doesn't
want Cardiff is worried that John will show up
and get find out who he is and so he's just not
gonna Confirm he's gonna be there but come around
Hacker Mania time. He'll find himself there But
you know Cardiff is definitely not scared of
John, right? I mean Cardiff's a like like apparently
an ogre like it just huge like Monstrous guy
that would squash John in second like so he's
not scared of john physically you know that no
he's not scared of him physically i think cardiff
is really scared of people finding out who he
is and like throwing him and subjecting him to
what he subjects other people to that's potential
like as john struck his channel or have any type
of lawsuit against cardiff at this moment you're
john's spokesperson i hope you have a window
open that cigarette going come on i've got a
exhaust whole rig all right yeah what's your
room really look like you weirdo My room Don't
worry about it. There's definitely enough to
rush like what's really going on over there motherfucker?
Um, no, I think that stuff We're both from Portland
we're gonna meet up I'm we're gonna drive around
we're gonna see each other one day So yeah, but
no, but I think that um Well, I'm not like the
strike. I don't know. I wouldn't ask me about
every strike because I did one My understanding
is that John struck Cardiff which threw Cardiff
for a loop and So Cardiff does doesn't use YouTube
anymore. Is that your question? When was the
last time why do you think you think the reason
Cardiff is not going to hack a mania 3 is because
he doesn't want his Identity exposed or I'm asking
is there already nobody wants to get sued and
John's suing everybody So I don't think well
Cardiff saying he's suing John apparently Cardiff
is suing John that was the way he framed that
whole I'm not going to come anything was like
as if he was Just pending litigation on his end.
Like did you watch his actual like announcement?
I just actually saw for the first time yesterday.
Yeah. No, I guess it's framed like a damages
lawsuit But the whole thing is, is Cardiff is
not going to sue John because then his identity
would be exposed because he's not going to be
like, I'm going to file papers. My name is potato
or, you know, exactly. Yeah. So he won't sue
John. And, you know, so it's a, that would, that
would defeat the whole purpose. He'd be. I don't
think John is suing Cardiff and Cardiff isn't
suing John. John struck Cardiff. I don't think
John's gonna strike Cardiff again Cardiff is
so scared of his identity being found out that
he retreated to rumble and I think that what
I think he doesn't know if John John started
just randomly saying he's going to hack a mania
and So I think Cardiff was like oh shit. This
might happen. So as far as cars concern He's
like, I'm just gonna say I'm not gonna go so
that John can't plan to find out who I am But
I think could you think that could you say that
maybe Cardiff is sort of? provoking antagonizing
or or doing some sort of bit of like I'm not
going and it's to see what sort of reaction he'll
get out of john we're still what I said this
at the top of the show we're still three minutes
three at three months excuse me away from hackamania
so A lot of these guys are very performative
with some of the things that they say, so I sort
of take it all with a grain of salt. Dan, I love
your framing of that question, and I don't know
if we're on the same page about this. To me,
this whole Hackamania thing is fucking lame.
It is a testament to how good of a promoter people
like Melton are that people are just even talking
about, like, who's going to go to Hackamania?
Oh, I don't know if I'm going to go to Hackamania
anymore. It's like Hackamania is a bunch of fat
fucking losers, like getting together and just
like fucking. Awkwardly sitting with each other
the idea that land and land here anybody would
plan ahead to April For this like it's so stupid
and so yeah, I don't know man. I Didn't have
a problem with you till chest now. Yes. I'm a
fat loser, but not everyone there is it's a good
time That's fine. I don't know. I I have a ticket.
I might have a conflict. I'm not sure yet a lot
of respect are going just this notion of just
that we're talking about it like who's gonna
go it's just again who's got a testament to melton
we're not talking about who's going to go we're
talking about who's not going right and so that
would be cardiff it would be merch for very different
reasons except cardiff won't say why that's what
we're not talking about who's going we're talking
about who's not going and why i'm not even speaking
just to this conversation itself it's like any
show they're like so you can like um eagle was
with uh huzy earlier all right so you're going
to haka mania when are you gonna go Like it's
just this thing that it's just like so stupid
to me. But I mean, who am I to judge all of the
fun that you all have? That's a good point. I
mean, I'm honestly I'm thinking about going to
Vegas, not to the event per se. I'm not interested
in the event. I'm not interested in live podcasts
and sitting there. I want to go to Vegas possibly
to meet different people in person, such as Yuzi
and Roche and Echol and people that are coming
from across the pond, as they say, and to meet
different chatters and people that I talk to.
So I would like to go not for hack -a -menia,
the event per se, but the fact that all these
different people are going to be in one spot.
Kim Nicholson maybe as an example. Yeah, Kim
Nicholson, KB I've met, you know, Lady KB. I'm
not interested in the programming. See that to
me is absolutely reasonable and if I wanted to
go it would it would be on if First of all, I'm
not gonna plan to go this far ahead anything
like that But if I was it would just be like
I'll fly Vegas if those people around and hang
out them but I'm not gonna be like part of this
like Yeah, I don't want I'm going to hack a mean
or now I'm not going to go because I just learned
that Kumiya is a pedophile or you know, the whole
right, but nobody cares if you go or not. That's
the difference. I mean, these people are content
creators that are part of the universe. And so
when they back out for a reason, it's different
than all the going. I'm going to tell you that
I've been asked. I got to say that I've been
asked a gazillion times if I'm going. So it seems
like you care. Me too. I'm responding to the
fact that people, I don't think people are asking
you Brian Linden. Are you going? But people are
asking me, huh? Are you going? You took off your
rickety, rickety your face. Oh yeah. Ava, uh,
shorty mcdennis3852 for $2. Thanks. He says,
or she says, um, Ava, you obviously can see Cardiff
is trolling, right? Do you, do you think Cardiff's
trolling? With the announcement that he's not
going Well, yeah, like my analysis that is that
what he's saying isn't going to be the outcome
I do think that if you watch his behavior after
he got struck by john like he Started threatening
john in a way where he's being a little more
unpredictable. So we can't assume Intentions
too much. All i'm saying is that whatever he's
saying isn't really what's going to happen Whether
it's trolling or whether it's a strategy is different
But he's very protective of his identity and
I can find and if i'm him and that's my situation,
I it's logical to like not want to confirm I'm
going to be somewhere when he really needs john
to now find out who he is guys in Vegas. Why
would he be so afraid? Why Why would Why would
he be so afraid that john found out who he was?
Because he's got it coming so bad because he
sat there. and mock the way people other people
react to having their privacy invaded for like
three four or five years and harass john and
so if john finds out who he is and like there's
a family member that's gay or if he's got a game
like sister or all the things that cardiff does
to other people ill he doesn't want john to have
that over him so you said he has it coming he
has a common as far as karma is concerned in
my view yeah like why shouldn't he deal with
what he subjects other people to and what he
criticizes other people's reactions to when he
hasn't, he clearly doesn't want his privacy invaded,
but he has a lot of judgment about the way other
people react to it. So yeah, he doesn't want
to do that. I'm with Avva on this. It's like
when you start like, uh, a logging other people
when you're hiding behind this persona and protecting
you, it's, it's an unfair playing field, whether
you like John or not. I, I, I agree. so special
that everyone hiding behind anything just cowards.
But Brian, it's not even, it's not about that
Cardiff harasses people and therefore he should
get it. It's that Cardiff criticizes the way
people respond to having their privacy invaded
and their family members being affected by his
behavior and within that I think there's karma
there. I agree with you. I mean we were talking
about it earlier tonight where it's very easy
to point out I mean Cardiff has talked about
he has a criminal record But if you don't know
who he is, you can't pick it up Meanwhile, he
attacks Chad all the time about his criminal
record. So I definitely agree with that There
there's there's more to it. There has to be more
to it than that There is actually I think Melton
alluded to it. Actually, it's kind of a goof
this whole thing about I'm not going because
of John there's a conflict, a personal conflict
going on that he can't make it. That's the, you
know, boring truth of it. So that's a personal
and then you spin it and you spin it so it sounds
like oh, it's has something to do with this to
get people talking about like we are and it's
fun to make it a goof. I heard nothing is going
but like But like, obviously the part of it that
sounded all litigious is all just bullshit or
whatever. But like, I do think there's something
going on in that relationship between Cardiff
and his like three little fucking, or between
Tukey and his three like fucking sycophants.
And I think that they're not getting along very
well. Rock will place all of them. What's that?
Can you repeat that? Rocker is OJ, he does the
pineapple and all the weird characters. Alright,
I had to put you away. Ava, what were you saying?
I had to put him away. I don't remember what
I was saying. You said you think there's some
kind of friction behind the scenes between that
core group. 100%. I noticed it a few weeks ago
when I started busting Tukey's balls is that
there's this like first Initial thing where everyone
just suddenly was protecting Tukey because in
the sense that maybe he's in some fragile state
And so they were like ball washing or nut gate
glazing. I like that. Much better than ball washing.
But then there was this tension and then OJ got
mad. I think it's real but if you've watched
their last three Shows in the last three weeks.
There is this awkward tension and Cardiff kind
of seems to be taking like the orange -ish side
where like he felt again these people are pussies
by the way like you're gonna storm off of a show
because like people might find that you were
sick last year for hackamania i mean oy vey but
yeah there's a tension there that's going on
the system is breaking down and so therefore
to answer that person's chat you can't just assume
cardiff is trolling because things aren't kind
of working the way that they always did so there
might be a little bit here and there of the different
dimensions of it if that makes sense I agree
that this seems like there's tension there. I
think it comes down to money. I think Tukey is
raking it in. And those guys have been a part
of it. And they're very good and integral part
of it and funny and giving. And, you know, they're
showing up and they're not getting paid. That's
where I would come from. I don't know where else.
Yeah, I don't know. We don't have the money by
any chance. Does anyone know? To Tukey. Is it
real? For a fact, though, do you know that? that
they don't even give it up. I mean, have they
said that? Yeah, they I mean, I think I'd be
no Rocco says it all the time. That's like, I
don't care if you gotta call me, man, we gotta
I gotta negotiate you a better deal, brother,
like, on his own. No, his show does well, he
gets a lot of super chats. The person I'm wondering
about is JT. So how does he get paid? Because
he's like the Brian he doesn't he doesn't get
paid and and and and to be and to be fair to
rocko um oj's channel and carter's channel wouldn't
be monetized or doing as well as it is without
his show so he looks at his like this is how
you like stern like I asked bob levy early on
mlc what does stern pay you two plugs as was
his answer because I think it's funny because
I know kevin's gonna pay him and nobody else
pays him and he's on schmuel's show he's on byd
he's on stirred and then Kevin brendan's gonna
pay him to be on mlc. Like that's hilarious.
So how much do you pay to go on mlc? Me? Yeah.
How much do I pay? Yeah, there's like, I think
the wrap around you is that you're just this
guy that no one would have on their shows. But
you pay them a lot of money. So then they let
you on. Yeah, no, no, then that's correct. And
it was only once. And it was a lifetime has been
years of just paying Kevin. How much have you
paid Kevin this year? Oh, I don't know. Between
1920 grand. No, I don't know. Like, I don't know.
Like, that's fine. No, a lot. A lot. And I'm
happy to support, especially like, comedians
that are getting older. What have you seen Kevin
Brennan three G's total? I don't think so. Well,
I know I got Fred Stoller on and that was that
right there if you take that out I haven't paid
him anything, but I really wanted Fred Stoller
to watch the number one son Kevin Brennan and
that's kind of where I got this nickname from
because it was just something I really wanted
to see now Fred Stoller was It wound up being
a bus sucked. He didn't say anything of like
I would thought they would pause it and then
Fred would talk and Instead he just sat there
and didn't say anything. And so it is what it
is But it's fun. I pay a lot of money for tickets
to certain events. I like theater and comedy
and music. I spent thousands of dollars today
on K -pop concerts for my wife. So we all have
our crosses to bear financially. That's a funny
thing. And I just want to interrupt one and just
ask Brian Landon a question because We've talked
and I don't want to give anything away personally
that you don't want to give away But you seem
to be a person of means so you did that for you
to give that money to Kevin is not like Crippling
you're not going into this massive debt and you
can't afford to do it Whereas like somebody that
you know, like a Gino Bisconti might have to
run up the American Express crap cards to do
that What do you get out of? Supporting a Kevin
or a melt in like what goes through your mind
to give the give him that amount of money Like
is it a dopamine thing? Is it being part of the
show like or is it something in between of all
that? What do you what do you get out of those
donations and being someone who financially supports
those shows? Well, I I have in a long time and
I know the dopamine thing keeps coming up like
dopamine I wanted to see Fred Stoller and Kevin
Brennan and and and Kevin would not have Fred
Stoller on watching The number one song she's
embarrassed by it. And so I find that hilarious
So what I find from it, I like to keep it going.
I like to yeah I'm not a rich guy, but a few
grand's not that big a deal either so I Do support
like I give money to a lot of other things outside
of this. I like to support I support I like By
the way, that wasn't meant to be an irrigation
question. I was just just more curious. I'm answering.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what's something that you're
genuinely bad at, but keep doing anyway? Sex,
I guess I'm gonna say something with women or
partners talking to the ladies. Where do you
live? Let's meet up in Portland. You know where
I live and that creeps me out. Where does your
confidence? Where does your confidence derive
from though? My confidence? Yeah. I don't know
if it's common. It doesn't really matter at all.
I mean, what confidence about what? Are you not
confident? Are you not a confident guy? Yeah,
Brian Landon was our actor in Hollywood. Right
from it derives from God and drives from living
in truth and reality and the Lord What truth
is and what reality is and I live in that that's
what that's right. That's where it derives from
what is yours? What did why do you use a green
screen with a fake backdrop if you're interested
in truth and reality? This isn't a green screen.
This is blade to I'm in an outer spaceship with
blade. We're waiting for all the fans to come
join us. All right. Geez, you must have missed
the first part of the show. Pay attention dummy.
So what about you? Where do you like you come
in? And you seem to wait? Why are you? Do you
feel attacked? Let me ask you. No, no, no. It's
my turn to ask you a question. Of course. One.
Where do you want to meet up? I'm gonna we're
gonna we're gonna mud Russell. Okay? To yeah.
Yeah, I see your face. You know, you want to
second thing is where where do you You have a
PhD, right? You cut. Do you really call yourself
a doctor? You don't okay? We just went to school.
I'm very hard to work at the state level. You
think it's hard to work at state level? Wait,
I heard you say that it was very difficult to
get a job at the state level I've never worked
for the state and that's okay. But where does
your confidence come from? I don't think that
I'm anywhere near as confidence as the way you
project yourself to be. I'm very self conscious.
Yeah, that's because I'm way smarter than you.
So it's easier to be confident when I'm surrounded.
So you're being dishonest early when you answer
that question. So now you're saying your confidence
arise from your self perceived intelligence.
No, it comes from God. Okay. How would you believe
in God? I'm not agnostic, but I don't like judge
people that are of faith. Okay. Yeah. You don't
judge people that believe in God. Well, people
can assume that I'm like some like a righteous
atheist, when you say something like that. So
to me, like someone that's a righteous atheist
is It's everyone's personal business. Like I
would never question anyone's spirituality. Avi,
you asked about Brian where he gets his confidence.
You seem to have a lot of confidence. Where do
you get your confidence from? I don't feel like
I've come off. Do I've come off as being very
confident? I feel like I'm good. I feel like
I'm if I'm going to like criticize someone, I'm
going to articulate very strongly. But if you
ask me about myself, like I'm more willing to
talk about what I'm not good at than what I'm
good at. Speaking of confident people, David
Skorica, aka Addictive Prophets has joined the
show. Oh, it's a party tonight. I want to get
through real quick. Just so you know, I don't
really know what you guys have been talking about.
I just logged. I had dinner and I just logged
on now. Hey, good to see you, though. Good to
see you. The man with the beautiful mane of hair
chilling out on the islands. You and I, we're
warm. We're in the, we're in the tropic. Relatively
warm. Today was nice. Today was nice. Today was
really good. Yeah. And I have some super chats.
I just want to get through them because I'm like
80 D and I see them sit there and I want to do
it. So like Kevin Brennan, just read the whole
show. Yeah, no, but I like to, you know, I like
to clear the slate. Shardee McDennis, $38 .52.
Thank you so much. And they say, I am jealous
of Landon's booming radio voice. So that's pretty
cool. Landon, you do have it. Thank you. You
know who has a great radio voice? Not to take
away from you, Brian Landis, but Landon. Doug
Nelson has a great voice. Pat's sidekick Doug
Nelson has a really good voice. Well, Mersh,
I don't really like his show, but his voice is
awesome. I love his, like, scratchy voice. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. When I was at the strip club, I was
smacking asses. You got to earn that voice. That's
a lot of booze and cigarettes. Cigarettes and
booze. And Arthur's going to have that Mersh
voice with the smoke in there. Hopefully not.
Yeah, but then you end up like Robert Palmer
and you just get a heart attack when you're 53
because you smoke 50 cigarettes a day. Is that
what happens? No, I mean, I've smoked and drink
when I'm streaming, but I don't really smoke
like this at any other moment. It's just when
I'm talking on a camera. Yeah, I get it. And
Tommy Jordan, our good friend Tommy Jordan, thank
you again for two dollars. Ava, don't try to
steal Ashley's. Does this make sense? Shut up,
Tommy. Tommy Jordan again, thank you for two
dollars. Brian Landon is Buckman's nephew. Well,
you're not old enough yet, but you don't have
turkey neck yet. So I'm getting there. I'm getting
there. Hey, man, what's the alternative? Right.
I know. Here's a question. I'm gonna skip this
for a second. I'm gonna read some of the lighter
ones real quick and get back to this because
this is a really good question, but uh Keeping
it real or creeping it real. Thank you for a
dollar 99 They say probably to dan that k -pop
sucks Yeah, I didn't buy the tickets because
I love k -pop let's put it that way as somebody
else in the household is a k -pop fan so They
used to pay for everything Dan just pays for
everything. I pay for the VIP sound check tickets
at Foxboro. Well, that's part of getting married
and stuff. Happy wife, happy life, right? You
know, like we were saying before, what does it
matter if you're spending money on K -pop tickets,
Super Chats to KB, you know? And then I get to
go to Metallica, so it's all, you know, you give
it your take. It's all good. Dan, did your wife
go with you to the game or did you just go by
yourself? Like the Patriots game? I went by myself
to the Patriots game. Yeah, that would make sense.
And a lot of people will be like, oh my god,
you went by yourself, like you loser. It's like
the same as going to a movie. I don't know if
you've ever been to a movie by yourself. It's
one of the best experiences ever. Yeah, totally.
To just go and just be, because you're not talking
to anyone during, you shouldn't be talking to
anyone during a movie if it's a really good movie.
So, yeah. No, when I've got a football game with
my buddies, you're in up like half drunk and
you're not even watching the game half the time.
So yeah, I understand totally where it's coming
from. And Tim's totality, thank you for $2. Tim
says rewarding Brian Landon, his confidence derives
from money and God bless him. Well thanks Tim's
totality. I grew up poor, okay? And I'm not a
rich guy, I do pretty well. I had to do all that
on my own. So what do you do for a living? I
own my own company. I'm not hard to find out
about. What is your company do? Is a small buckling.
Look it up. You can look it up. I don't want
to do you just tell me. No, I mean, I'll tell
you in person. Let's meet in person. We live
in the same city. And I don't mean that like
even like an aggression way. I would like to
meet Ava. I've invited you out a couple times.
What would that look like? What would an Ava,
Brian Landon like meet up for coffee like at
Starbucks or what? It would look like it didn't
happen. I think if I met Ava I'd probably have
to have a drink. Brian Landon does weird things
where like I'm on a stream and then he'll mention
like menu items at a restaurant like two like
three houses down from my house and it really
is weird to me. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, repeat that you're always like mentioning
these like places right near my house. And it's
just a weird move. I don't want you to know where
I live. And I just don't really want to, like,
interact with you in person. You're kind of weird
and creepy to me. I love you, though. Yeah, I'm
the creepy one. Yeah. So first of all, I have
no idea where you live. So you are hearing things
in your head that aren't necessarily true. And
if I happen to bring up, I think one time I was
like, Ava, let's meet at Prost once. So if that's
near your house, I had no idea. I had no clue.
You did something after that. Yeah, I don't know
what you're talking about. I have no clue where
you live. Ava, what's the... It seems like you're
getting at something. By the way, I know this
is like... I have no knowledge of anything you're
talking about wait. What is real like accessionist?
I don't I don't even want to engage with him
on that because I don't want to increase the
likelihood that I see doesn't like me because
I point like she said over and over on stream
so she's a support of antifa of Portland the
Rose City and Tifa and I pointed that out and
now she has Flipped the switch and said she is
not she is and Tifa is a story the city of Portland
Along with many other liberal cities. I've literally
never said I'm supportive of Antifa. I just made
that up for no reason. I'm incredibly pro law
enforcement. I've pissed off so many of my friends.
And I said in the chat, hey, Ava, the FBI is
watching. And now all of a sudden, this is your
new like, oh, shit. I'm sure you probably have
access to like my old YouTube channel. I was
like going to Clown Town. It was on Clown Town.
Yeah, I'm sure those guys maybe I'll reach out
to Big W and show that you're a liar. Obviously,
you're a liar. You're a liar. Yeah, you did.
This guy's out of his mind. I'm out of my mind.
I'm out of my mind. I would say that. If I support
it, you didn't say it. You didn't say I didn't.
If you're asking about someone pointed out that
they asked me if I know anyone antifa. I said
I know a person that I met in Boston who's in
antifa. I don't think that they're a good representative
for the left and they're like an obstacle to
the progressive values that I have. I don't I
don't have that aversion to authority and law
enforcement that they do. I think some people
are just born with that. I never had that. I'm
always pro law enforcement. I've always been.
It's when I see people The problem too, but I
think the Antifa is an obstacle to the form of
the left that mean Nick are in I don't like but
Nick is actually anti -cop to actually I don't
like watching people of the left just sit there
and Talk down like if you go to those protests
I used to go just to see what's going on and
people didn't even just like look at cops and
just fucking denigrate them and just spit in
their face and to me the the protests aka riots
just to watch right right right you just went
down there to watch okay during covid they were
right they would wake you up because like there's
like sounds of missiles like literally like 15
blocks down the street of course why wouldn't
i go see what's going on Go check out the what
was going on Fuck no, I didn't because I don't
want to be a part of it I got caught up with
these assholes when I drive around the city and
so Can you understand that somebody can you understand
that somebody like me would go twice to see what's
going on because there's such a contradicting
narrative just twice I don't know. I think your
whole thing is kind of a facade. I think you're
a miserable, weird bald guy that shaves his chest
and pretending like throws money around to like
kind of get, you know, favor and get on shows.
But really, you're just kind of a lonely loser.
Okay, so I think you're lying. I think your whole
confidence, what am I lying? What am I lying
about? The way you hold your microphone, like
can you talk you're presenting this confidence
is very unearned. And I think it's because you're
lonely and miserable inside and maybe secretly
gay. Yes, you you you nailed it. I have no friends
and no family your chest and what are you talking
about? You have no chest hair. I do. I'm not
going to show it to you. I'll stop trying to
look at it. No, we can all Jesus Christ. We can
all see what we can see. Why do you shave your
fucking cock sucker? I don't shave my chest.
You can see. No, I don't grow chest hair. How
did that happen? Electrolysis. Electrolysis.
I used to shave my chest. I don't really do it
much anymore. Do you mean no lobotomy? So I'm
going to get some of these super chats. I'm going
to do my Brennan here. Can we ask ATP that question?
Would you have a problem with Mendoza being gay?
If you win games, I don't care. Whatever. Yeah,
who cares? Yeah, exactly. Who cares? Good to
see you, David, by the way. I don't want to discuss
people, but I do have one of those back shaver
things. I'm Jewish. I'm super airy. So I do use
that. So understand too much information. I know.
And I don't shave my chest. I do trim it. This
is disgusting. Like nobody wants to hear about
this. Well, we don't have to hear about it because
you have So everyone's just like well this guy's
very sure Yeah, I think that your masculinity
is very projected But you probably watch like
weird shit as far as porn goes and your confidence
bullshit, too Whenever you go on to show people
are just like Talk about unlikable. Get the fuck
out of here. That's fair. Yeah, you are. Yeah,
I'm unlikable, but you are too. Okay, that's
fine. I am. But one of us is trying to hang out
with the other so it seems like you changed as
soon as I started insulting you. Yeah, I don't
because I really don't give two shits about you.
I'm actually a nice guy. All right, what's weird
if you live in the same city like I'm just trying
to be nice. That's it. Well, what do you think
the alternative motives are? I don't know. I
think you're weird. I don't even know what your
motives are. That's kind of us asking you some
questions to kind of get a feel for your weird,
weird, confused by it. Well, I am weird. And
it's not shit. Okay, so good. Okay, so your normalcy
is a stick, but you're weird. And so we can agree
on that. If you support Ava, Tim's totality for
$2. He says Brian don't feed her tired psycho
analysis bit that was earlier. I was a type of
and then and then call herself doctor. Look at
this dumb cunt like whenever someone asks anything
like meaningful like it triggers Tim's totality
and that's why you spend two dollars to make
that point and Our friend a sure sure D. Mcdennis
some Scottish Dennis thirty fifty two five dollars
Ava asked this is from earlier. So Ava asking
Landon why he has a green screen to be fake while
dressing like a woman is peak so he was he initiated
the the fake component of that conversation i
don't think that there's anything fake about
what i'm doing because i don't i know i'm not
a woman i'm a transgender woman so that's different
and that's the word for me there's nothing fake
about it that's just what i am so go fuck yourself
cocksucker I love when you call people cocks.
Hey, go fuck yourself. Wait, you're talking to
me. How are we done? Get a diapers for President
Biden in the chat. Hey, Ava, why don't you pick
up that guitar and rip it for us? What do you
want me to play? Rip a fart. Rip a fart. Let's
see. Come on. Can you play a chord for us, Ava?
Can you play like... You notice how Len has been
knocked down a couple pegs so he's kind of lashing
out. This is going to be fun. Yes, I've been
knocked out a couple of times. He's practically
crying. And Harry Dunn, Harry Dunn, zero, $1
.99. Hello, Dan. K -Pogue, we love you K -Pogue.
So God bless K -Pogue. RIP. Gone too soon. How
come the real Sean Buckman sounds exactly like
Joe Biden? Because they're both like the same
guy And last one I believe a couple more but
let me do this one Queeping it real before 99
totally hypothetical but imagine simping for
this is for Dan I guess something for your wife
buying her kpop tickets. So she lets you go to
a football game That's kind of yeah, I gotta
say that's that's what's being in a relationship.
It's all about it's like a lot of a lot of second
you got me guilty. Yeah, it's also being And
our friend Tim's totality, thank you for the
$5 office absolutely incorrect if you want to
talk to you that have an MA in both medieval
history and leading into a PhD in speculative
literature. That's actually pretty good. That's
funny. That's funny. Also, I wasn't bringing
up degrees. Landon keeps bringing it up. I saw
something the other day that said doctor, whatever.
So I know you were in school and I thought maybe
you got your PhD. That was Dr. Goodman. Hey,
Kpop was a real bad dude. He saw that and he's
like I was trying to say that I was a PhD from
you're totally that type of person You're the
you're the exact type of person that would do
that You'd get a PhD in elementary ed and then
be like call me doctor douchebag, you know Things
that are like shitty about other people and just
saying that I do them But that's not the case
that you're that type of person. You're you're
fake Based on me seeing you on on the World Wide
Web Okay, well, that's how and this conversation
where I was trying to be nice to you and then
you want to be you know Because you saw but I
think that the thing is like maybe if you should
recognize that your own self -awareness is off
because everyone really doesn't like you whenever
you talk on camera and so if you recognize that
then maybe you would recognize your intuition
about someone like me is probably off to Everyone
doesn't like me when I talk. Okay. Well, nobody
Like you you talking absolutes dude, that's what
that's your problem you talking absolutely Yeah,
exactly. Thank you Insulting you I'm insulting
you in absolutes. That's true. So I point taken
Right now, you want to kill her? Like what's
going on? Like, oh, I don't see how weird he
is. That's being nice to you. But now, you've
betrayed me. So now I'm in Antifa. I'm a fake
Ph .D. But 10 minutes ago, he was like, hey,
I wanted to get dinner with your pros. Fucking
creep. You're a bozo. This is why I like the
dabble verse because I be called a bozo. Some
someone like Ava. I mean, it's it's good stuff.
Come on. Let's rip that guitar. Speaking of bozos
Metallica sucks to from keeping it real 199.
That is a bozo fucking remark. Metallica's fucking
role. First one is better. And Lars Ulrich is
actually one of the greatest drummers of all
time. That's how it sucks, too Can you play any
metallic on that guitar can you play like nothing
else matters or anything? All right, look at
this we got a little acoustic cool I'm pretty
sure obvious AI James totality for two all to
say I have wider interest than quote John sucks
Deb, can you enter? Can you translate that for
me? Yeah, he's just he's got more things. You
know, he's not just interested in like the stuttering
John stuff. That's that's how I read that Okay,
I didn't know what that was a reference to yeah,
I guess you know, he's trying to say You know
Yes, we're going to get an Ava exclusive. Let's
see. I got another one for Ava. I got a couple
for Ava, so we'll wait till she comes back. You
guys are getting a lot of super chats. Yeah,
we're doing good tonight. We got a good hot panel.
So I'm going to skip ahead to this one. Reverend
Rage. Hey, how you doing Reverend Rage, my friend?
Brian, you seem nervous. Just relax and be cool.
All right. Good advice. Thank you. right is everything
okay brian are you cool like are you freaking
out on us here like i'm tripping man i'm tripping
that's the funny part is i thought today was
gonna be in brian i didn't even the whole part
like everybody like crashed the party on us so
yeah how did they get in here it's weird well
deb has the deb i think sent i did not send the
link to certain people i did send the link to
ava i did i thought we could have a little spice
here if we had ava i like to have ava here well
ava takes spice wherever she goes so i figured
ava would spice it up and uh like they say in
the UK ava beer on me mate i think that's australia
but yeah did i send the link to david you dan
no dan send it to me okay so addicted to profits
i know of because of the melton coverage. And
you were the one that exposed him for his not
having a deed, correct? Yeah, I did that like
a year before Goldfield did it. Yeah. So and
not paying taxes. So Whoa, wait, what paying
taxes? Yeah, I know Biden and he did it. No,
it was actually under Obama. He did it. So but
you were nothing under Obama. It's just on a
you just go on a public domain website and he
had to make some settlement with the IRS. in
2019. I talked about it when I was on MLC. She
didn't pay six years of back taxes with his small
business. Hunchback taxes. Hunchback taxes, yeah,
yeah, yeah, so. All right, Ava, what are you
playing for us? Well, I heard what you just said.
I didn't realize it was like that, Dan. I can
leave if you want. Deb asked me to come on, but.
Yeah, I'm trying to throw you into the, I just
was giving Deb. She brought the guitar up. No,
no, we want you. You're my guest. You're my guest.
Good question, Joe Biden. Do we play? What did
you ask me to play? Any Metallica? I could play
Injustice for All or Nothing Else Matters. Nothing
Else Matters. That's an easy one. Very good.
See, she's legit. Right, Brandon? That's legit.
This was a huge mistake to ask. All right. Yeah,
we can. All right. We got it. All right. Yeah,
that's all right. All right. You're not moving
on to the next round. Thank you. Brian, what
happened to that show you were going to do in
Florida or whatever? Oh, we're still in negotiations.
It's still happening. OK. OK. We just kicked
out Ray DeVito and got Bob Levy. This is for
Ava, hey Nick Mars play home sweet home for us
from shorty mcdennis two dollars. I don't know
what that is. Yeah I think that yeah that's what
I think was the mcmars. Ava what's the name of
your band? I don't play live lately I'm just
recording myself. I think I'm gonna start to
now I just finished school so I gotta I gotta
I gotta stop being in the now congratulations
finish since I graduated wow it's graduated I
think I just talked about you getting a degree
and you said I was insane now you're saying that
you just had a school what did you what did you
get your degree in psychology and what do you
have a master's no I just got my bachelor's but
I just go to grad school and I'm moving to Sweden
Six months. Oh, wow. You got into grad school.
Yeah, I guess I was way off talking about your
education. I was I'm crazy. I'm crazy, dude.
I think the implication that I'm walking around
saying I have a PhD. I think there's no no you're
walking around like you did. It's a good type
of person. Wow. He's got oh, I'm so no, you're
dumb. You're dumb. You're the type of people
that are ruining my city. That's why I don't
like you this I think you're in the wrong city
then buddy if you think people like me are ruining
it y 'all have the red if this is where are you
from originally South Carolina and I read the
room I moved here from here read the room and
get the fuck out of here yeah read the room yeah
read the room and get the fuck out of here I
always read the chap you're just repeating what
I say back out loud and then talking over me
whenever I make points that make you look like
an idiot Everyone can see right all your points
make me look like an idiot. You're from South
Carolina No, why did you move to Portland? Because
someone like me to live comfortably here because
South Carolina not I Actually have respect for
people in the south. They're like get the fuck
out of here you fucking darkie and I was like,
all right I don't want to be here. They still
called you a darkie YouTube turned out to be
a lot worse than that. They called you darky.
They call me the N -word, but if you want, I'm
trying to be polite and not say it here. Ninkapoop?
You're a liar. You're a liar. The N -word, indeed.
There's only good people calling me that. I see
you right through you. can't even see yourself
for who you are. How are you gonna see through
other people, Brian? Right, right. I'm very clear
on who I am. Oh my god, the irony of this conversation
is outstanding. You can't see who you are. You
think you're someone else and you're projecting.
Alright, you're right. One can argue that I know
who I am. I definitely know who I am because
I've gone this far and what I am that makes you
so uncomfortable. You on the other hand, acting
like you're just as like rich, like fucking confident,
straight guy when we all know you're kind of
gay. We all know that your whole weakness, you
have to make up for your insecurities with what?
One could argue that you know yourself. You're
right. One could argue that. One could argue
that the moon's made out of cheese. That's a
brilliant one. That's what one could argue. Wow,
that was amazing. Of course somebody could argue
that you know who you think you are. Of course.
Why do you think Brian is causing the audience
to up your game? Is there something like what
makes you think that that are you just throwing
out just see what sticks or is there something
about Brian that Sets off your Gator Look at
where he's at now mentally He had a lobotomy
made that chat about asking psychoanalytic questions
i would argue look at how efficient they are
look at where dan's at now behaviorally versus
10 minutes ago ava is always the smartest person
in the room no i'm not dan is smarter than me
deb's smarter than me i don't know the other
guy but he probably is too but i know how to
piss brian landen off and i'll stand by that
i'm so angry you know what pisses me off that
you moved to my city Okay, there's nothing to
do with you. It has to do with you and you people
that move to my city and destroy me Just has
something to do with me you just Do you all recognize
that it's odd that he just decided that I'm pro
antifa and I just sat here said it I'm not pro
and he just keeps claiming I said it but I didn't
and then he's just decided I'm accept that there's
a lot of people in the space that are like that.
It's like, no, I don't like Antifa. There's like.
Don't. Am I right? Was that Joe Defund the Police?
Yeah, they actually did that in Portland because
of people that vote for it like Avantifa. And
I'm murdering one of eight hundred percent. I
was the person that was yelling at all my friends
saying Stop saying to fund the police. I'm pro
-law. All my friends. That's who you surround
yourself with a bunch of people that want to
defund the police You know what my friends were
saying? Yeah, it's crazy. It's my friends Yes,
yeah, I'm an idiot right now you and your friends
defund the police. Yeah, you're scumbag Yeah,
it's not really hard to live in Portland and
have friends that say defund the police. You
fucking retard. My friends say defund both the
police. Kamala, you want to say all those crushed
me and I need to go now, Dan, I told you how
to leave at eight. Yes, I can leave. I can leave.
No, no, no, I got to try and he's got to he's
got a hard start at 11. That's what he said.
So it's nice. You're having me on. Thanks for
having me on. Stay away from my house. You're
welcome. I don't know what tensures lava. Don't
worry. I'll stay away from you. I have no idea.
You know so much about me. Let's go landed. Where's
Landon? All right. Thanks for having me on, guys.
Thank you very much. So much. What a fucking
douchebag that guy is. Sorry, I'm sorry, Dan.
I didn't mean I didn't realize that. That's what
Dan wants to hear. He likes it was I didn't realize
that you were like, I didn't realize I apologize.
I'm fine. Yeah, right. It's fine. Brian's fine.
Yeah, I'm sorry, Dan. If I would have known that
you guys were like friends, I wouldn't have you
spine as hell. Chris. I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry.
I see. We got some super chats to catch up on
Deb. Yes. Yes gonna be like Kevin, you know It's
gonna be a short show tonight. It's gonna be
a short show All right, ah, we're not reading
any $2 super chats Okay, Christopher Martin 1972,
thank you for the 499 Ava do you Never get exhausted
being so wholly unbearable Shall I compare thee
to a summer's Eve for thou art a douche? That's
kind of clever. I think that's clever Other I
can't hear you other I know that was that was
clever for him, but You know, Christopher Martin,
I think that you've spent a lot of money just
trying to talk to me through these shows that
I've been on. And maybe it wouldn't be so unbearable
and exhausting if you just stopped stalking me.
You fucking keep sending Christopher Martin is
stalking you. What has he been saying or doing?
Hey, he's talking with weak. I could have come
up with something better, but the audio thing
happened. He just keeps, he just keeps like every
show I go and he just chats in and fucking insults
me. Just call him a cocksucker. Come on. I wanted
to. That's all I was resisting. Apparently that's
all I do is call people cocksuckers. All I do
is say that things are fascinating. You're right.
You're right. That is one of the things you do.
Ava, we got another one for you. You just bring
all the chats to the yard here. Diablo... I do
and I just like, I never ask for money from any
of the shows and I just bring the money. So I
hope that I can make up for what I did for my
behavior, Dan. Diablo's sandwich, $2. Ava, have
you ever sat on your apple bag by accident? Apple
bag. I'll answer that. I'll answer that if you...
I'm chatting with five dollars and ask it. Yes,
Android. That's Apple bag. I got to add that.
I don't either. Actually, that's my lexicon bag
washers, not glazers, not glazers. Christopher
Martin again. Seventy two four ninety nine. Thank
you so much. I was a Ph .D. post paul digger
glad to see the dizziness is gone from your transfusion
i think it's very odd that people like you're
even thinking about me having a um phlebotomy
a few days later it's weird like i don't think
about you christopher martin but you seem to
have a file on me and that's weird but keep sending
dan money So I can feel better about what happened.
Venmo, PayPal, Cash App, NPST, MLVP, Venmo. You've
got to pay for some K -Pop tickets. So yeah,
send them the... Yeah, trust me. I need a lot
more Super Chats than what I've got if I'm going
to pay for those K -Pop tickets. So keep them
coming. Keeping it real at $1 .99. Why do lefties
always get homophobic when angry? Well, I think
that... Brian was the one that got angry there.
If you thought I was angry, you can't read a
situation. And I'm all about Kong people, cocksucker
and gay. And I'm not politically correct. Where
does Brian live? Yes. He lives in Portland. We
both live in Portland. You Piazza. And we got
one more here we go Chardine Mcdennis 38 52 $5.
Thank you of a calling people gay and fake while
being you, huh? What I? think that when someone
comes out as a trans person, there's a lot of
like Things that come with that and sacrifices
that come with it. So I've when I look at someone
like him who's in the closet and like lashes
out against people that have liberated themselves.
It's just something I'm going to call them out
for. And is there something you let you know
that I don't know? Like what I'm just speculating.
I'm just recklessly speculating that Brian Lane
is secretly gay because I would just because
I'm going to defend Brian a little bit. I don't
know anything. Please do. Please do. Yeah, we
defend the gays over here. And and you're cool
with that. I know people pick on you a lot, but
it's hard. It makes it hard to defend people
picking on you if you're going to like throw
and call people gay and kind of pick on them.
And if he is gay, I don't I don't know that either
way. It just seems it's kind of a little belt
a little bit. That's fair, Dan. I just kind of
feel like we're in the abyss here. I never want
need anyone to defend me. or anything like that.
I at this point just expect that everyone's just
gonna say the most horrible things to me and
they just do all the time and so I'm gonna do
it back to them but I would never want to put
that on you to have to defend me. You don't need
to defend me for anything. Ava, do you feel like
the insults toward you have increased since you
partnered up with Stutter and John? Because I
feel like they have. I feel like you know kind
of being and you know unfortunately being aligned
with stuttering John brings a lot of hate. Oh,
100%. A lot of negativity. 100 % like on Hewsie's
show the other day they brought up they're talking
about like whether women get it worse than the
Dabbaverse and like my take on it was actually
it doesn't matter like like obviously there's
like fat loser incels that get triggered by not
even trans women but like you know a pretty girl
that's in the space but the real religion is
where you're at about Stuttering John. When I
used to go on Shuli's show and make fun of Stuttering
John, the same people that say these horrible
things now are like, Ava has a great laugh. Ava
has a great personality. Ava's really funny.
I love trans people. But then when I started
going on his show, those same people are saying
the opposite. It's just where you're at with
John. And I'm sure within that, there's like,
you know legitimate like criticisms about all
the ways that i'm like annoying and all the ways
place times when i'm wrong but um there is a
clear shift of where you at with john like people
will give you grace about anything if you're
making fun of stuttering john but if your friends
are starting john then everyone things always
been a mystery to me i think dan's the same way
like i really don't care about him like it just
i don't i don't understand the obsession with
it it's it's very straight it's like It's a bunch
of, like you said, loser incels are stuck in
the 1990s or something. Like it's it's very weird
to me. You know, it is weird. And I think like
November and early December, like you watch me
have like just this reaction to like the extent
to which people were like just trying to fuck
with my life just because I went on John's show
and was friends with him and they're like doxing
me and all kinds of things. Like people really
take that shit seriously here. And I think that
is because a lot of them. really are miserable
and they need this ecosystem to exist where they
come home and some and they're like hey let's
watch John like drool or like what did John say
that was stupid and they say that to you like
they would write me they're like I wanted to
fucking come home and watch you know they make
fun of John and you're fucking ruining it like
people so you're yeah it really activates it's
like violent anger towards that you don't realize
until it happens. And I feel like Dan got a little
bit of it, like just when he went on John Jones,
people were like doxing him and trying to put
his pictures out and shit. Can I just commend
Dean, yeah, our Dan. Yeah, thanks for having
all the trans people on the offer route. Thank
you, President Biden. I know you're very... uh
sympathetic to the lgbtq community and uh yes
i am he had the best president biden i gotta
commend you for this you had the best answer
somebody once asked you how many genders they
were when you were running for president in 2020
and your answer was at least three yeah yeah
between three and four And Tim's totality has
two dollars for us. Thank you so much. He says
Ava you're on every show we can react to you
Absolutely, and if you notice I never said you
can't react to me. I'm just react to your insults.
So here we are and shard shard D McDennis Every
other part of my day is just nice and me being
sweet, people being sweet. They just come here
and say, I want you to die. I hope the phlebotomy
goes bad and like the blood drains out of your
body. Hope your fake tits blow up. Like, yeah,
yeah, yeah. So many people wish me just death
in the last four days after they found out. I
was like the anti -NJ Ranger. Everybody sends
NJ Rangers supers. Oh, I love NJ Rangers. You
can hang out with. I fucking hate Avah. He was
the antichrist. So I can talk about her cock.
Here's five bucks. That's kind of I have to say
I admire you because you're you're you have a
very thick skin and you handle this well because
I, you know, it's it's got to be hard like to
have like effective horse skin versus like so
negative and angry and stuff. So, yeah, I appreciate
that. But I can be disjointed. But I admire you
and Dan a lot. I think that you're of the only
free independent thinkers in this space. And
that's such a commodity. And so I have so much
respect for both of you. Aw, thank you so much,
Ava. I respect you. Ava, you're a good sport.
You are a good sport. You really are. No, Ava
is a good sport. I'm sorry. Ava has to put up
with a lot of negativity. I don't think I could
do it though. I don't think I could deal with
that all the time, you know, getting that like
John laughs it off. I mean, he's just count.
He wants the money. So he just looks at it like
the super chats and stuff. And I think we're
all caught up. This is my Kevin Brennan moment.
We can, we can. And every dude, Ava, every super
chat is about you. It's like crazy. It is. I
hope that doesn't ruin Dan's show. And I'm sorry
if it does. No, it's a super chance and really
ruin it for dad just ruin my friendship with
Brian Landon, but that's okay Yeah, you're a
loser uh no friend shardy mcdennis 38 52 thanks
again for the five dollars oh but you're not
dumb and we can see that it seems like you're
intentionally dumb when you're with john probably
yeah do you feel like like do you feel like you
know what when you're with different people it
rubs off on her I was also trans intellectual.
Well, no, it's John's Joe. recognize that. And
yeah, I recognize I'm also not like at my best
on his show. But for me, it's just like, if John
asked me to come on and I'm available, I'll come
on as of right now. You're sort of like, you're
the John Wrangler. I think sometimes you kind
of can keep him in line a little bit, you know,
keep him in. Yeah, in jail. Everyone accuses
me of being like this mastermind. But like, people
have no idea how much I've stopped him from striking
so many people into all kinds of things. Abba,
what did you think about his drunken podcast
with Ashley when he was like slurring his speech
and like asking her if she liked anal and like
it was like I thought it was hilarious but it
was ridiculous. It was hilarious but it was not
it was indefensible for me like because so much
of this has been like what has happened before
I got here. I don't want to like litigate. I
don't want to litigate and use the back and forth
to see him and she'll eat all them. But like
that was one of the first times it was just like,
you know, and I told him, I was like, you're
really drunk and I don't know. I can't defend
that, but it, but she's fine with it. And she's
like flirting with them. She was flirting with
them yesterday. So whatever a dang, uh, before
you read this, John's already lived past his
expiration date, like he's unborrowed time. By
the way, the term I was looking for before is
code -switching. Yeah, that's right. It was code
-switching. Oh, you said, OK, all right, I was
too busy Googling and you said it, so. Yeah,
no, it's code -switching. Yeah, and I had a code
-switching failure tonight by not reading the
room and attacking Brian, so I apologize again.
Code switch sometimes when I'm talking to shades
Cal or young old vibes. I started talking like
a I'm hip talking jive or Tim's totality Alright
dang lizard for five euros You think the DV was
evil towards John yet you're fine with reassuring
John that he's not an alcoholic which ultimately
might kill him nice commented on his alcoholism
to him on the show so and dang what are you doing
up like 5 a .m in europe watching this like what
the fuck is wrong with you i'm happy that's nice
dang doesn't sleep it doesn't dang'll sleep sleep
when he's dead i'm honored that he's up watching
us at this time of night so and uh i skipped
back because we had missed dang before um which
dang did we miss Oh, that was the dang that we
missed. Oh, sorry. By the way, Dan, Dan's got
the Mark Davis haircut. That one I read already.
That one I read already. So this one is I think
we're caught up with this one. Yeah. OK. Dan,
you want to read this one? Sure. Garfy Krivikul.
For 10. Ava, what's creepier? Driving by SJ's
daughter's house every day and mentioning on
a show. or simply knowing menu items from a restaurant
in a town you both live in. That's a nice alt
you've got, Brian. This is one of the reasons
that I really started empathizing with John is
that I've realized how much these people just
lie and how it just works. Like they've just
rewritten it when I'm driving by John's daughter's
house every day now. I hate when people lie.
I do have to ask you, Ava, this this Why this
did bother me when I heard it the first time,
why did you drive by their house? Like I know
that they live around the block and everything,
but it felt kind of like stalker ish, to be honest
with you. And I just want to know like why. Oh,
because I've lived in this house for five years.
And if you live in this neighborhood, like I
can describe. like houses anywhere that are on
the way to like different things. I didn't go
drive by their house like deliberately. There
was a chat, people start, when John came back,
people started flooding the chat with John's
kid's address. It's literally the same street
as mine. So people were like, Hey, are you being
docs right now? And then it was like close enough
to my address. So I thought at first I was being
docs. And then I was like, Oh no, I guess it's
John's kid. And that's that. Okay, and if you
live in this neighborhood, it's very obvious
that that's the house That looks like it's fucking
like an ex crime scene so it's if you if you
If you live in this neighborhood, you understand
it. There's no driving There's no any of that.
It's all just bullshit but these people just
again like if it fits there like and people actually
are smart like about They just like rewrite these
things and then people just go with it. So now
I've First it was I drove by John's kids house
to stalk them and that was bad now multiple times
I'm doing Every day So, I don't know and also
the people that the person that chatted to me
that that address was being posted as it has
Since been like yeah, I told Ava that that address
was there And there's an exchange where I'm like,
oh, that's right down the street from my house.
Like, it's all there if you want to know what
really happened. I never drove by their house
strategically or anything like that. I just know
what house that is. It's on my street. Does that
make sense or does that make sense? No, I think
I get it. Alpha Shane, 1980. Thanks for the $2.
This show is why we need gatekeepers. Fair point,
Alpha Shane. Fair point. Tough but fair. And
Garfy Krivicka for $2 says, but Brian Landon's
creepy for knowing menu items. This is another
thing. There's a restaurant that is right there.
It has a specific steak tartare menu item that
is unique to that restaurant. Brian Landon when
I was on a show was commenting on the menu of
that if that were an isolated incident you can
maybe Like just chalked it up to another thing
But Brian Landon has on multiple times asked
me about restaurants that are close to my house
and asked me to meet him at restaurants Look
at Brian. He likes restaurants That's I know
and so and that's a fancy pants restaurant And
it could have been him just being like hey meet
me it could have been just like a way for it
to say I can't Cause he was trying to get me
to go to these restaurants with him for a long
time. Yeah. So. OK, so yeah, let's peel. I want
to understand this, because this is very bizarre.
Before the recent steak tartare thing. Like a
fat guy liking restaurants, I can't get too worked
up about it. Hey, I like tuna tartare, so you
know. It's steak tartare. This is one of the
only restaurants in Northeast Portland. It's
right next to my house. And when I was on a show,
he just started talking about that restaurant.
If that were the only thing. But again, so you
think that that was over the course, like a threat
like, hey, I know that they got that great fucking
steak tartar right a block away. I don't have
a take on it being a threat or if it's just him
trying to get me to hang out with him at that
restaurant. But I will say before that spanning
four months, he would ask me to go to different
restaurants in the chat. on in northeast Portland.
So he'd be like, hey, come meet me at pros. Hey,
come meet me at this restaurant. So he was doing
that already. The latest one was just a steak
tartar thing, but he didn't directly ask. He
just mentioned that menu item and I was like,
oh, that's that restaurant. Stakes are just too
high. Come on, man. Does that make sense? Why
would you not take him up on going to a restaurant?
Sounds like you'd get a free meal out of it.
Because he seems insufferable to me. When tough
it out for an hour and get the free meal. When
he approached you initially to meet him at a
restaurant, did he do it in a friendly manner?
Like, hey, we live in the same city. We're kind
of involved with this dab over stuff. Let's get
together and just have a meal. This has been
going on. So there's an era when I used to go
on Shilly Show and then I kind of didn't. And
then I started going on Clown Town and Buckman.
This started around that era, like five or six
months ago. So if I was ever on a show, he would
say, he would say, hey, I'm going to, he would
just chat and, hey, I'm going to Prost at seven.
You want to meet me there? And then he would,
so over the course of like six months, um, he
would just do that and just name different restaurants
that are. Did you feel threatened that he knew
the, that he knew the main things on the restaurant
that's near you or was, or were you just kind
of neutral to it? It was just, you just said
it was being weird and just kind of being creepy.
Like what. like I still don't get like is this
like did you feel threatened did you feel like
is that you think that was his way of saying
hey I know where you live and you know or or
what what did you think that he was getting out
of I think that's a really I think it's a really
good question I think no this has been a very
isolate I like I don't have any like friends
in the area that would ever go into the album
verse so it's just this thing that has I've just
had no one was going on that he does. I never
knew whether to feel it was threatening or not.
There was a part of me that was just like, oh
maybe he wants me to come there so then he can
like set me up or something like that because
I was aware that he has like um like he's said
some things that made me feel like I'm probably
not the kind of person he would want to hang
out with so I didn't know whether to trust it
or not. I never had a firm take on whether it
was a threat or not but upon meeting him on your
show I just kind of was at best it was creepy
and weird that he does it. You talk about Brian
Landon. Yeah. Does that make sense, Dan? Or am
I just you're straight. You're a straight shooter.
Am I just like out of line with that? I just
I can't make heads or tails of either. I don't
I don't like I just told you every every detail
about whatever it is. I've never known what to
think about it or anything like that. That's
just what happened. That's just where it was
at. And so I was just suddenly on the screen
with them and I was just like, you know, I think
I guess if somebody was asking me to go get something
to eat and they and I said, you know, no, thank
you. And they were like kept it up over a period
of time and were insistent and they didn't get
the hint. I think I would, you know, be uncomfortable
with that. That's what it was. I just kind of
was like, oh, maybe I will like, you know. But
I just never I'm Dave or fat guy so and Tommy
former like if you're gonna take me out for food
I probably would take I'd probably take anybody
when I asked him like just two like sort of broad
questions like that he just flipped out like
that's does either thing it's like okay here's
how this guy really like thinks about me so then
why was he asking me to go get dinner with them
over and over again over the course of six months
I asked Ava once to go to Prost he's a complete
liar that's maybe he has multiple times maybe
he wasn't maybe he wasn't into like your takes
on society but he was just attracted to you Physically,
I don't think maybe he could be a guy that like
watches transport. Yeah, like he might be one
of those guys. You might be a guy that makes
it with you. I like to smell a little girl's
hair. So hey, President Biden, would you like
to smell of his hair? Yeah, why not? Oh, but
what is your hair smell like? Cigarettes, cigarettes,
and cat lavender, rosemary, trans fat. Well,
it's a lavender conditioner and rosemary mint
shampoo. Okay. And a little Marlboro light. Yeah.
American spirit celadon. Oh, American spirits.
You're such a hipster. Look at that. You have
to pay your walls purple because they would have
been yellow by now anyways. Oh, Tommy Jordan's
here? Yeah. What's up? What's up, motherfucker?
Hey, Tommy Gordon. Look at your cigarette walls.
What's up, Tojo? Look at your cigarette wall.
So Alva, let me get this straight. Give it to
me straight. Brian Landon was in your DMs? No,
no, he would just chat in like when I would be
on like Clown Town and other shows like ranging
from like probably like - He would invite you
out to eat on Clown Town? No, he would be in
the chat. If I'm honest, I'll be on a stream
and he'll just chat. Hey, I'm going to be like,
you're going to go meet me at prostit like 7pm
or like these other restaurants. Doesn't count.
Doesn't count. Disregard. Disavow. Doesn't count.
You cannot ask someone on a date on a live stream
in a chat. It never happened. I didn't say he
asked me out on a date. I just said what I said.
I said he did this in a chat and I don't know
how to what to make of it. Yeah, it was he was
trolling. It was trolling. Don't well just the
beginning of thank God we reclaimed his honor.
You just you didn't say it was in a chat But
did you see the beginning of this? He was like
I wanted to take you out to dinner He said it
like on the fucking show earlier idiot. Okay.
Well, I did miss that I was preparing. I was
getting my hair makeup. No, it's looking good.
You're looking just get a long way Let's all
get together. I might figure out this great countries
So we get another one that one we did do that
oh yeah okay i'll answer the last one the one
i want to put the other one back up that's for
me i'm sorry yep who the hell is this that's
a team that's team for two i don't like 30 years
ago yeah yeah respect her pro now. That's Ava
Tarika, aka Addicted to Profits. He's out. Yes.
Yes. My bad, my bad, my bad. I only made it two
weeks. I don't want you to know who I am. That's
fine. Well, now you've been doxed. Alpha Shane
1980. Everyone knows where I live from my Barstow
videos anyhow, so who gives a shit? documentary
he was on a bar stool sports they did a whole
documentary wanton wanton don during covid i
need some good stock tips too today i did awesome
so i'm very happy so i know atp from alfa shane
1980 thank you for watching my show I don't really
watch Dabbleverse shows, to be honest with you.
Like, Dan can tell you this. Really, just Melton.
He just watches NLOs. I just like to lash out
on Melton, that's about it. Question for ATP,
would you rather Melton be a creep that really
harms kids or a harmless asshole that made fun
of you? I do think that Melton has pedophile
tendencies or PDF file tendencies. No. But um,
he's too like he'll never act on it because first
of all, he hasn't probably he's like asexual
because he's so fat and disgusting. You probably
can't get a hard on and stuff or you can't be
at both. I'm serious about that. That sounds
like a joke, but I don't think it's hard. It's
not gonna be, you know, it's not. I don't think
it's weird to do all those jokes about kids sexually
that he does. I think he was trying to be edgy
and it kind of flopped. Yeah. Edgy and it didn't
go over that well. Yeah. Yeah. Like when he's
on the Legion of skanks thing and he's trying
to do it and they're all like, dude, it's like,
no, you're not funny at all. Right. So I don't
think so, buddy. You know, you'd have a great
showing on that legions of skanks episode. I'll
tell you that. It was pretty bad. What is going
on with his face too? Does anyone know what the
deal is with the fucking disgusting? Yeah, that's
what it is. Yeah, never order a piece of shit.
When when Celeste Game of Thrones book on coming
out? Well, you only like cheese pizza. You don't
like pepperoni. Wait, why? I have a. Right later
with the clap those. Well, I guess he's on you're
kind of like, oh, wow. He's a he's a coffee cup,
I guess. Is that I'll be sure. I'm not a coffee
cup. I'm a cup of coal. And by the way, the one
who's broke is Melton because he don't own his
own fucking house. That's all I say. Yeah. What's
going on with that? What do you know about that
ATP? All right. He didn't go to the fucking deed
office yet from what I know. So it don't matter
if you own it as long as you live in it. Right.
No. Cause his wife or his fake wife could kick
him out at any time. Maybe it's for good reason.
Maybe like people get litigious. Now his house
is not, you know, in question, maybe that's why
he has a fake wife. Maybe he's playing 40 chess
and you're falling right into his palm. Does
Chad's fake girlfriend own his house? Chad broke
up with his fake girlfriend. So that's, that's
There's a lot of big girlfriends in the double
verse. A lot of guys are the girlfriends that
went to other schools, right? Supertip .gg backslash
Tojo. Justice. I got kicked off Kevin Brennan's
podcast. I got to get kicked off here. You have
that one coming, Tommy. Come on. Yeah, I take
that like a badge of honor. Yeah, that was pretty.
Yeah, for real. That is a bachelor. Yeah, I've
been crushing it. Why do you kick you off? The
first time he kicked me off because I showed
him this poster And I was melting ball -washing
I was selling him Melton's, you know a good guy
Stop going Shane. I said stop. I said stop worried
about the man's money. That's his damn business.
It's called I'm only up a hundred percent in
the last year. So go fuck yourself. It's okay.
I'm better. Mine is all different. I mean kick
me off and then I show W ain't BP. Anyway, it's
not all about me Enough about me. Back to the
show. I'm a couple coughs. I can't stand you.
You wanna you wanna hack a man? Hi. He kicked
you off for that picture. No, I can't stand this
guy. David. I like him. Why? You're a bad judge
of character. You're like John. I like John.
Why? Performance art for us. I stand this guy.
Oh, somebody. AGP. Mike Donnie. He says 100 %
ROFL. let's see the 10 year annual what the fuck
is this like this is a comedy show like i've
done pretty okay i have my house paid off so
i i'm not totally broke wait what are they saying
about wait what what did they say to you i did
not do that put that up i don't have fanuc what
is that i don't even know what that is i don't
know what that means either You're a fan. I'm
a fan of Joe Biden. I don't speak Jive. Bring
Deb back. Get us back on track here. We got any
supers? It's going to be a short show. Oh wait,
we got one. I think this was for Tommy Jordan.
Is that Albie Shurer? You were AI, be sure. AI,
be sure. I don't have any other topics to add,
but anything else you got? I'm ready to call
it a day. Ava, come back, Ava. I did have a question
for Ava. All right. Yeah. Well, let's bring back
Ava real quick and then we'll all do our plugs.
Is that a good idea? Ava, change your hair. That
looks cute. I like that. Ava, what honestly you
consider... She wants to know. Ava, you consider
John a friend, correct? 100%. Okay. What advice
would you give him, honestly? Like as far as
his life, you know, how he's living his life
and different things. As a good friend, what
would you tell him to possibly change? for career
or family and also do you say when you pee that
was my other question hey but i'm sorry what
did you say you would tell him as a good friend
like a good like some good advice for your family
or health in general health i guess in general
i guess yeah look at that yes Are you pulling
it? Sorry. Sorry. I just did. Sorry. Back to
you. He was repping. He was repping the merch.
Okay. You're on. You're on. Come on. You're highlighting
you. I don't know. I mean, a lot of that's private,
but I do think that he could repair a lot of
relationships in his life if he expressed like
how he feels about being defensive. And I kind
of talk to him about things like that. What about
what about like as far as this code express VPN?
Are you trying to say that? John feels John's
assessment of himself is that he's a functional
alcoholic. Okay. Yeah. Does he want to change
or no? He's happy where he's at. I mean, does
he want to maybe cut back? I don't want to comment
on that. All of us. All of us could drink less.
Right. That's true. Yeah. But good questions,
but I'm sorry. Yeah. No, I know. I don't want
to, uh, you know, infringe on, uh, personal conversations
and stuff. Yes. Hey quad. Thank you for the $1
.99. ATP is David cross with a we. I don't even
know. I'm looking to look at that comedian. That's
not a bad person to be. David cross is funny.
He looks okay, too. He's not like, well, he's
not an ugly gentleman. Yeah. We don't think about
that beef between like J Mo and that broad that
was like she's married to the guy that has the
puppet show. Oh, Penny and the Big Dork. Oh,
I didn't know that they were. Yeah, J Mo. Yeah.
So the story on J Mo is in the chat. J Mo, correct
me if I'm wrong, but I believe he quote. said
about penny in the big penny from penny in the
big dork that she get she is a um a considerate
lover that gives great hand jobs that gives very
it sounds okay yeah i mean that's not like an
insult but big dork did not take too kindly to
jaymo questioning his wife's um i guess loyalty
for from her with her hand jaymo is that did
i get that right uh His line was really good.
I wish I could do it justice, but I was watching
one of those shows of that that tight box girl.
That's Kumiya's racist girlfriend, right? No,
no, no. That's our racist side piece. Yeah, that's
Carl's. Racist side piece. Racist side piece.
No, she does her own show. She does a lot of
legal analysis. I can't keep track of all of
it, you know, so. Yeah, Komiya's racist, uh,
anti -Semitic girlfriend is called, I think Mandy?
Missy B. Yeah, Missy B. She's base. It's nice
to see that, uh, Tommy likes my house so much.
He made his background. Oh, yeah. Look at that.
Tommy, that's a nice house you got there. I love
it. Oh my god. This is a good line. This is a
good line. This is a good line. This is a good
line. This is a good line. This is a good line.
This is a good line. This is a good line. This
is a good line. Oh, no. You got a super chat.
You got a super chat. Yeah. Hey, don't read the
$2 ones. Yeah. No, $2. $2. Hey, Tommy Jordan,
can you read this for us? Hell, yeah. Christopher
Martin. He's black. He can't read. Or Puerto
Ricans, it's the same thing. Dark Brandon has
arrived. Yeah. Christopher Martin, 1972. Thank
you for the 199. Thank you for the tool. Ava's
ears are so big, she can hear the sunrise. Listen,
dude, like, I gotta be honest, none of these
land because your name is the singer of Coldplay.
Like, use a different... Bye twin old guy. Yu
Hong. I actually did see Aghusey make a good
comment about that guy. He was talking about
Scarlett. And he said like Scarlett, just because
you do porn doesn't mean you're a bad person.
You know, the lead singer of Coldplay didn't
do porn and he's a fucking cunt. Huh? Uzi cracked
me up. Uzi's great. I love Uzi. Me too. He's
really funny. He fucking sucks. Ava, read this
one. Mike Donahue. Mike Donahue, $2. ATP looks
like the head they left on Alcatraz bed. Yo,
listen. It's all I can do. I hate this guy. Which
guy? David? Yeah, why is his hair to one side?
Why are you all putting his ass? It's windy.
It's a nice hair to hair, man. I'm jealous. It's
windy. You idiot. New part. Choose a side. Put
it a point. So I hate it. I play around with
my hair. So what? Cause it's long. They run with
some scissors next time and cut your damn hair.
No, it looks good. Hey, I hate this guy. This
guy's still Rika and all of it can be sister
sisters. So, you know, today would have been
Mike Hutchins 66th birthday. So there you go.
And from in excess. Dan, Dan, Dan, Ava. I appreciate
this, but I can't with this guy. I hate this
guy. I got to go. I look, I think you're a fucking
hack. Hey, you're a hack. I hate the high roller.
By time, the high roller. Oh, that's exactly
what I wanted from Tommy George. I read this
one from my friend, Reverend Rage. Reverend Rage,
Reverend Rage. Deb, you would go on John's show.
That'd be great. What say you, Lava? What say
you? I talked to him about you. Like, um, I've
talked to him a lot. He likes you. He likes you.
Do you want to go on the show? I'm, I'm not sure.
You know, I don't like no one. Do it, Deb. Come
on. Oh God, dude. Promote your stream. Promote
your channel. We'll get some subscribers with
John. True, true. If you want that harassment,
that's the problem. That's the problem. It comes
with a lot of harassment. And Jake the link.
We haven't had Jake on it. And Maui the link.
You know what, Av, I wanted to ask you something.
Were you beefing with Jake not too long ago?
I'm a huge fan. Every time I'm asked to plug
a show, even yesterday, I plug his show. I love
him, I've sent him a lot of money, but he just
randomly messaged me, fuck you, and blocked me.
Oh, dude. Because I know you adore him, and I
was just like... Yeah, she plugs his head. He's
up the ass. Hey, David, what do you think of
Scarlett Hampton? Would you date a girl like
her? I don't know, man. I could fly her out.
Would you put her up and give her the... I've
dated a few porn stars, but... What's it like
dating a porn star? Humble black. It's about
what Meade went through. It usually lasts three
or four months, and that's about it. Meade is
hilarious. Yeah. Mad Meade, I call one. When
Meade was on The Melton Show, the way he was
talking to Moody, that was the best. I love that.
That was the best. That was amazing. Yeah, I
fly her out. Yeah, Dr. Chow says fly her out.
Get her out there. I don't know. That would be
nice. That would be a sweet hookup. You guys
can do a stream together. We'll get you on and
you guys can like talk about your date almost
like a love. Remember Love Connection? Why don't
you talk about your date, you know? Stop exploiting
her. Kevin, do you think, Kevin, are people exploiting
Scarlett, do you think? Yeah, everyone. Except
me. Scarlett is a big fan of Michael Hutchins.
She said that on a stream. She's got really deep
music knowledge. She's an old soul. Yeah, she
likes like Fellini and shit, too. She's like
Acer? I love ACDC, too. I'm wearing an Inexcess
shirt right now, just so you know. She likes
ACDC and old music. You check me all night long.
Yeah, yeah, you. I love how Kevin sounds like
Biden. Hey Kevin, how come you had Bob on today?
Yeah, how did that happen? For fucking views
and super chats, basically. Yeah, I don't care
about your 6 ,000 Bob. I don't even care about
the 6 ,000 who died in dollar cost. If super
chats were turned off tomorrow, who would disappear
do you think from the devil verse first? Me!
KB? Kevin, totally, yeah. That was kind of a
loaded question, right? Yeah, Kevin. Kevin. Oh,
no. Oh, no. Dan, I don't mind. I don't care.
I got nothing to hide because, you know, we have
a little chat group with me, Dan and Chow and
a couple other people, right? And I can tell
you how many times that I've said that Tommy
Jordan, I think, is a jackass. So perfect, Tommy.
Thumbs up. Tommy, I never said anything bad about
you in this. I hate this guy. That's what David
was talking about. Thank you, Tommy Jordan. Thank
you, Tommy. You're not welcome to the Bahamas
then. So whatever. Do you think the dabble verse
like now or do you think it's going to eat itself?
Me or all of everybody, all the above. You think
it will? Chad's not welcome into Bahamas as well.
He's being ski mask got him banned from the Bahamas.
Yeah Ski mask died for our sins. He sure did.
God bless ski mask. Yeah My views that it does
I think that too there's too much of a seed that's
been planted and it's just only gonna keep like
compounding on on on itself and growing in ways
that will probably lead to people getting shot
I think but it's just gonna I do think that there
is going to be a dabble verse homicide. I've
said that dabble side. There's going to be a
dabble side in the dabble side. Yes, there is
going to be a true crime. This this double verse.
Yeah, you can't. I don't think you can put the
toothpaste back in the tube, but the double verse
is just going to expand. Not with that attitude.
All other areas of society. What do you think,
Dan? I hope there's no dabble side. That would
be very sad. But I do agree that I think the
seed has been planted. I think that something
will still be going. I just, yeah, you can't,
I don't think you can turn it off. Something
will happen on the flip side. I think it'll,
I mean, it all revolves kind of around John,
primarily. And if John was to... go away really
get beat dad they would have to look for some
you know they would have to look for something
else they've tried it with uh Chad you know making
Chad the low cow they were doing it to Aaron
and Aaron is not providing them that entertainment
so they're you know even like Patrick Melton
he had once said oh I don't cover John you know
I'm not going to cover John but now that Aaron
isn't providing any milk as a small little cow,
all of a sudden, like what did Milton cover?
He's been covering John. You know, so they all
- And Michael Ray Bauer. Yeah, fucking that's
real original. Oh, he's been covering Bauer for
years. That's what I'm saying. Like he's been
doing that for fucking 10 years, you know. You
know, I think Bauer is like a sweet guy. I love
him. And I think like he - We should all look
into it. You know, I do think Bauer's a sweet
guy. And I do think like - I do think if Bower
did go to hackamania, I do think Bower would
be treated like a king. I think it would actually
be a good thing for him, you know, regardless.
And hell would freeze over. Yeah, and hell would
freeze over. But I think it would be a good thing
for his, like, self -esteem because everybody
would love him. And everybody would want to be...
Oops, oops, sorry. Just trying to add up. Would
want to have pictures with him and stuff. Oh
my god, now this guy's back on to tell me how
he hates me. What's up, my nickel? No, I hate
you. And now you're talking shit. And now you're
in a group chat with Dr. Mega? No. And you're
trying to - Who cares? Who? I cared. Dan? Dan
can tell you, we talk mostly about football.
Dan told me already in private, and he told me
not to tell anybody, he likes me more than a
little more, and Dr. Mega, and you combined.
he likes me more than he said he said i thought
oh no yeah he said oh my god basically ratting
me out on stuff man i didn't ever mean to expose
you some of that message with the heart emoji
but it is what it is he said your name specifically
he said i you he said he said tojo you felt a
void in my heart that david could never and so
how fun with your little group chat avoid in
your ass did he can never Tojo, I need you to
read this one from Chad Boosmock. Thanks for
the 279 Canadian. Thanks for the two. Thanks
for the two. What on the hell would you do that
for? OK, Chad Boosmock, 279 Canadian. So where
is he next to Cardiff Electric? Oh, you must
be Canadian. It's next to nothing. Stay over
there, OK? Yeah, yeah, go back there. I don't
want white. Yeah, well, time's up, bitch. It's
been two decades. Get your ass back over the
damn. I don't want to pay the taxes. I'll pay
the taxes for you. Just get out of America. It's
free country. I live in the Bahamas, dude. So
good. Good. Go swim in the ocean and never come
back. Chad booze my 279. Thank you very much.
Me. I hate that. No, I'm sorry. I hate this guy.
Okay. Now I can read this. I just need a little
bit of space. Sorry. All right. Yeah, shout out
to me guys definitely tune into Tojo the Tommy
Jordan shout out to Deb shout to Dan shout to
Dan world order You already know what it is.
You do not know what it's not I do it like I'm
doing it But when I do it like I'm doing I do
it like I'm doing it for YouTube now Let's check
out Chad booze my kid on us with the Canadian
279. He says me backslash Clippers are grifters
yet. You have 50 SC go heart TJ. What is the
50 SC go? Maybe that is the 50 Super chat go.
Do we have a goal right now in this? this show
right now, is that what's going on over here?
We have, yeah, we have a 50 super Chad goal.
If everyone, if we hit it in the next two minutes,
that's not, it's a hundred grand. It's not too
late if you want to get a hundred grand in there.
And Chad Bushmack, I, you understand Dan is not
Chad, right? You could only have this energy
for you. Focus that energy on one person. You
don't want to, you're spreading yourself way
too thin. Bushmack focused on damn Chad. Don't
piss me off. Look, and obviously, Chad, Chad,
who's Mark doesn't get my sense of humor. Obviously,
I wasn't really that serious, but hey, we're
we're we're we're closing around 50 super chats.
And last time I went number one. Shut up. Hey,
KB, last time I went live, YouTube said create
a goal and I clicked it. I didn't even want the
goal. You just click it. I just realized that
Tommy looks like a young Joey C right now. You
just said, oh, wow. Welcome to two weeks ago.
He's in my house too. Fuck. I gotta get him out
of here. This guy, could this guy shut up? Can
you kick him off the show for me? Well, we gotta,
we gotta do a quick interstitial before I forget.
Hey, before we do Clipper of the Week, I want
I got something for David. I want to play. And
by the way, if I was going to fuck children,
I'd find hotter ones. Your daughter's ugly and
fat. Bring me a hot 10 year old. If I'm going
to go to jail, it's going to be worth it. That
was especially for you, David. I had that one
locked and loaded for you. Mike, but he's he's
not a pedo, whatever. Can I just say, do you
know who's a Clipper? Do a little bit when he
says that in the video. Well, I told you. Anyway,
my Clipper of the week is Dirty Jersey Rat. Okay.
He's a new Clipper. What did he call me? I called
you too bad, did he? I called you Dirty Jersey
Rat. I think he's doing a bang up job, new guy
on the scene, fairly new and keep up the good
work. And I got one more thing in the tank here
because I keep forgetting to do this. So hold
on. Send Deb cool stuff. Send me cool stuff.
I got I did get I ordered from Ape. April Brucker,
I ordered her pinup calendar and her book. Oh,
did you? Very nice. Where is it? It's over there.
I don't feel like disconnecting. I don't know,
that's Tommy Segura. Yup, that was Melton with
Tom Segura, they did a sketch. Hello? Hello?
What? Is the mic on or no? Can you like, shut
up? Sorry, we're just playing on the greatest
hits today. What? I've never seen that last one,
that's good. Anybody ever brings you on and agrees
with you they're fucking with you shout out to
Dan nice podcast stupid We're just playing all
the good ones but um, let me see do we have any
more Supers are we caught up? I think we're all
caught up on the supers any What yeah, I think
we're good any plugs. Yeah, I don't play board
check out play board I can't play board. Yeah.
Kevin, how come you drink wine for the articles?
How can you drink wine out of a coffee cup, Kevin?
Cars are number one. What are you doing a show?
So I can do. Are you ever going to do a show
of dying to see you do a show? I'm thinking about
it. Is it a good idea or bad idea? Yes, 100 percent.
Do it. No, you'd be good. You'd be great. Do
it. We're talking off air that you're like excellent
judge of character like yeah, yeah your psychological
analysis Yeah Yeah, I'm bringing back the Sunday
brunch so I will probably be bringing that back
this Sunday And I have another show in the works
with a lady. So we're working on that. I'm not
going to reveal that yet. So there's some things
going on. I need plugs. And check me out on the
Sunday branch. I'll be posting that on Twitter
when I'm going to set that up. I'm going to put
that on my channel and start to get some views
up on that. and also catch me probably on Saturday
on Papa's Puzzle Factory. Murderers Row of Retards,
yep, that's how we're ending the show. Exactly.
Catch me outside, how about that? David, you
got anything to plug? Who? It's Karika. Yeah,
yeah, I'm Profit from pessimism .com.