you Happy Thursday night everybody Dan is here.
Welcome to nice podcast stupid After uh, well
you guys probably some of you saw me earlier
You're probably saying where's Deb? Where's FK
mommy? Well FK mommy is waiting in the wings
We're gonna bring her on in a second the lovely
FK mommy someone who needs no introduction We
can ask her all about Ray and anything else you
want to ask about but she is awesome We can't
wait to have her on you have some other special
guests. We'll see Um, you never know. You never
know who'll show up. The lovely Deb will be joining
us as well. She had a dental emergency. She's
had this abscess tooth that she's been trying.
She has a dentist appointment with and I guess
it already popped out. So she's bleeding and
we got a bleeder, but, uh, she'll be, she'll
be joining very soon as well. Before I bring
on mommy, there's a couple of things I just wanted
to just get out there and we'll get her, get
her in and Shoot the breeze. You're gonna have
a nice nice show probably not too long. I think
we're all tired. It's been a long day No mexicans
dan Oh, maybe final boss would final boss. Maybe
we'll send final boss to link and see if he wants
to join Maybe we can uh get him hooked up with
mommy But uh, hey, so a couple things number
one We're back every thursday night except for
I think later this week this month i'm gonna
be in orlando so but Hit the like hit the like
hit the shit subscribe all that stuff hit the
alerts Do all that good stuff, you know, I don't
have to tell you what to do. So a fake fake fight
Oh, yeah, that's right. There's fake final bosses
everywhere, man. I can't keep track of it It's
there's so much going on but um, yeah do all
that another thing that's really cool If you
guys do like Spotify and all that I'm starting
to put the audio tracks up on Spotify and since
we don't really do a lot of work We're trying
to do fewer clips and more of just shooting the
shit It's really good. I actually got my old
audacity audio and I kind of souped up the audio.
So it sounds really good. They actually Spotify
puts in the chapters and everything. So go back
if you didn't see the, or hear the episode with
Ava and Joey C last week. It was great. It's
on Spotify. So definitely check it out. And then
lastly, before we bring on Mommy, I just wanted
to talk quickly about the Buckman Echol Pineapple
thing before. You know, I don't we could talk
about it when mommy and and Deb watched it. I
don't think mommy watched it. So Buckman ended
but tried to direct his channel to og mumble
instead of you now Wouldn't expect anything else,
but that's fine You know You never know how you
do on these things and once again these debates
they never go quite how you expect and there
isn't a lot of I mean, I do prep myself to just
know what I'm going to say, but I didn't know
what the time constraints were. I didn't know
what you kind of just like show up. And then
I even showed up beforehand. I said, can I do
like an opening statement? And then they said,
no. And then I kind of put it away and then they're
like, okay, do your opening statement. So it's
a little bit of a kind of a kind of a crazy sort
of thing like that, but I was asked to do it.
So I did it. I thought it went well. I was expecting
Buckman to be a little more confrontational.
I kind of was going into it where I was wanting
to really take the calm tact and not really argue.
The last two times I've been on shows with him,
he's had his audio jacked up and like yelling
over me. So I actually made sure my audio was
all high and that I wasn't going to get talked
over, but I was not going to take the bait, take
the cheese on that, but Apparently somebody coached
Buckman up to do basically the same thing. So
I think the first 30 to 40 minutes was probably
pretty good. And then it sort of sort of tailed
off. And then by the end, it was like a kumbaya.
And I said, I just got to get out of here. I
was losing steam. And they kept going. I was
like, I'm looking up. It's an hour and 40 minutes.
I said, like, how long do you want me to do this?
I got other things to do. So yeah, no opening
statement. Basically. Yeah, maybe I'll maybe
I'll read the opening statement later. Yeah,
very kangaroo court. And pineapple is his buddy.
So I thought pineapple was impartial. I agreed
to everything that they wanted me to do. I didn't
cross stream. I didn't do anything like that.
So if anyone has any questions about it or feedback
or, you know, whatever, feel free to put it in
the chat. Happy to happy to read or answer any
questions. But I'd say it was. I'd say it was
pretty even. I think I got some interesting things
out of Buckman It was interesting that he said
that he knew he might be a low cow, which I thought
was very interesting. So I thought you leaving
was kind of weak, dude That's my that's my fucking
that's my move. I'm not it hour and 40 minutes,
dude I'm sorry. That's you know, say what you
will say that's weak. I don't know. What do you
want me to do? There's no way that like Honestly,
I kind of felt like they were trying to fucking
drain me down. I'm like, what more do you want
from me? It's like tell me so this is this would
be my only complaint about this and Maybe this
is too much inside kind of thing, but You need
if you're gonna do this like a debate thing or
whatever. You've got to let the person know how
long it's going and What what to expect? It's
it's it's different than just doing like any
show like a panel where you're just talking because
if you're doing this i have to listen everything
buckman says i've got to respond to it i've got
to absorb it it's very fucking draining and tiring
to do that for an hour an hour and a half and
then he's still fucking pumping out the questions
so at some point you just got to say like enough's
enough i mean i could feel myself tailing off
i was just like irish goodbye that's my that's
my move see mr blue sky knows i'm an irish goodbye
guy Don't fucking I'm not at the party and I
got to like congregate everybody together. Oh
my god, Dan's leaving Oh my god, let's do hugs.
Let's do hugs ease before he leaves. No, I'm
the guy I fucking grab my jacket out of the bedroom
and I slide out the door and nobody knows I'm
gone and no You know what? You know what? The
funny thing about the Irish goodbye is nobody
ever forgets that you did the Irish Nobody ever
remembers that you did the Irish. Goodbye. No
one says hey, we're Dan go at the end of the
night Nobody ever fucking remembers It's the
fucking move. It's the classic move. You always
do it. It's tough to do it on that show I should
have just fucking just not even said anything
and just shut it off. That's really the true
Irish goodbye, but That's the only that's the
only way to exit man. You just fucking you just
peace out on something like that I gave you a
hunt I gave you an hour and 40 minutes. Like
what more do you want? I'm not getting paid for
this and It's just like we're saying the same
things over and over again. It's just like and
then then the question was hey Buckman Tell us
something you like about Dan show. I was just
like at that point. I'm like, alright, I'm out
Like this this is this is run its course, but
i'll tell you one thing that hasn't run its course
Our our first gas i'm gonna bring her on to play
the music Mommy Dan how are you? Are you doing
girl? Ellen, I'm just home late at night live.
First of all, can I just make just an observation?
Very long intro very long. What's that about?
Like what about like? What is that about? It's
just that that's just just what we do here. It's
you know, you love to come in hot so I'm coming
in hot I want to know exactly why I was here
for 25 minutes and Literally is the first time
I'm on the screen Fair points fair points. I
should have done this. I should have done the
shorter intro for you. So My apologies mommy.
I know it's alright. Hi everybody How you doing
girl? What's new? Oh my gosh. Nothing is new.
Everything's the same What's the goss, what's
the hot goss of these days? Wow. Just jump right
into it. No, there is no hot goss. I wish I did
have some. Why am I so big on the screen right
now? Good God. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Anyway,
I would like to point out to everybody I have
my favorite pineapple and corn on. You know me,
I love fruits and vegetables. Very nice. Very
nice. Is that your official like dabble verse
jacket? Is that like Yes, it's airbrushed on
the back with Teamster Tim It faces airbrushed
on the back of it. Oh my god. Can you turn around
and show us please? You'll see it in AC Okay,
what AC you'll see teams for Tim? Right Atlanta
Dan got a rub one off real quick. Come on guys
be nice She is lovely. She is beautiful. She
is Available. Are you available? Yes. She's available
guys. So I have a dying to ask you this. Oh dear.
What's it like to be a single lady? A single
lady of a certain age, you know, a more mature
lady. What's it like being out there dating?
Are you, are you. No. Not dating are you do you
think about like, you know, what am I gonna do?
Like am I gonna like go on the apps? Am I gonna?
What are you thinking I just I won't I just I'll
end up just being with somebody I've known or
know my whole life because it's like one of my
good friends and I just like them or I'll just
Be me and do me for the rest of my life. I just
can't imagine like trying to meet a brand new
person and Trust somebody and I don't know. It's
very weird. I don't like the thought of it Have
you been on any first dates or anything like
since you know? Yes, I know I know but so so
you so you think that you would probably end
up with somebody that you you know, you've known,
you've grown up with, you've known a friend.
Like someone will reach out and be like, Oh,
remember me? And I'm like, yeah, from kindergarten,
like, like, I feel like that's what will happen,
because I just can't imagine that there's somebody
out there that I have not met yet. I feel like
I've met everybody I'm ever going to meet in
my life. Does that make sense? Or is that crazy?
Well, I mean you you've met everybody in New
Jersey and really there is there anybody outside
of New Jersey? I mean, that's well that no Awesome.
Mommy would make a great couple Garfi Kravak
or says Garfi Kravak or trouble So so you well
speaking of breakups you also broke up with Ray
Paul what you call the relationship with Ray
like what is what I called it always was the
mommy mentorship program. I like to take - You're
like the momager, the mommy manager, right? Yes.
I've managed many a career of social media children
in my life and I'm like, I could do this because
the managing part is the easy part. It's the
making sure that they're not bothered by the
trolls and that they have confidence and that
they don't read all the comments. You know, just
certain things, especially at certain ages. So
I'm like, oh, this is going to be easy. He's
a full grown adult. I can teach him like how
to handle this and not let any of this bother
him. And that just a two years, I even extended
my program for an additional year. Cause I was
like, maybe I failed your scholarship program.
You know, that's an after that one. And this
year I actually offered. The final boss, but
he thinks I'm trolling him. So I am going to
allow it to happen at his own pace I like him
very much. He knows that so When did you know
that so you said it goes back two years? When
did you know that you wanted to kind of? take
Ray under your under your arm and your wing and
kind of you know, then be as Be as momager. What,
how did you figure out that you wanted to do
that even? My children had outgrown me. Um, I
started really investing myself into like the
dollars, but the community more not like the
other end of it, like just the community, the
chat, the making sure everybody's in contact
and you know, I Thought since the very first
time I saw Ray was like a kindred spirit like
this poor boy Like he just needs a hug. That's
really all he needed like in my head So when
I invited him to dinner, it genuinely was an
invite to dinner. I did not even for It no point
run train none of that. So like I thought that
that it was like a normal thing come to dinner
meet my family like obviously he has some sort
of something going on not that i don't have a
lot going on in my own life but it would have
been just nice to like have him come in and us
have bonded over like the one thing we had in
common which was the double verse but no he resisted
with all his might and i have I really think
I tried like your family dinner and just like
have like a seat at the table. Is that is that
what you were doing? We there was a point where
like we did Sunday dinner and we did the whole
thing and you know, it was like you went to church
you came home You did Sunday dinner you sat around
you talked you played a game did a puzzle like
real white shit but like I feel like he missed
out on it for some reason or he Misses it Or
he had it growing up and he doesn't have it anymore.
So I thought maybe we could know No, and I missed
it Yeah, what do you think happened with him
that made him kind of have that arrested development
or that it was the jackshack It was definitely
the jackshack. I think when he came of age and
they put him out in the shed or whatever the
porch I think it gave him, it made him feel like
not part of the family maybe. I think we have
someone who just joined. Hi, is that former President
Joe Biden? Is he? Did he just join? Oh my gosh.
Did who just join President Biden? Mr. President?
I just joined. Yes, you joined Joe Biden. Thank
you for your service. Thank you for your cervix
not my cervix Jesus. No, come on Joe Yeah, it's
Josh and you know, I'm only here for the goof.
Yeah, apparently dirty little dog We were just
talking about a little you're a dog face horny
soldier Excuse me, Joe. That's not a way to talk
to a lady. I just got it, dude You just got to
do, you know, the classics, you know, the hits.
Yep. Got to play all the hits, Joe, of course.
Where does Joe come from? How does this happen?
Anyway, I don't know. What's that, Joe? So where
were we? We were talking about comedian, stand
-up comedian Ray DeVito and his Jack Shack. Oh,
yeah. You know Ray DeVito, President Biden? Yeah,
yeah, sure. He's okay. So yes, so tell us about
the jackshack mommy what what so they put him
out in a place for him to master I think what
yes told her about the jackshack Somebody else
is joining us here. Oh my god, please let it
be president Trump It's a like president is that
president Trump from bed he said president Trump
just said hit the like button Don't you dare?
He was he don't you dare? Let's just get along.
Okay, everyone. All right. Well, let's, let's,
we have two perch mats to read. We'll read those
and then we're going to, and then I want to hear
more about, uh, about Mr. Ray DeVito. Uh, first
one, Alpha Shane, $19 .85. You stink hard. Thankfully,
Mir and Chow think you're cool. That is a recipe
for growth in this world. So thank you to my,
my boys, Mir and Chow. They, they believe in
me. I was pretty sure that that was directed
right at me because Mir and Chow are my friends
as well. Oh, you think that's about you? Yeah,
so. No, I think that you must be talking about
me. We would nobody. I don't think our audience
would make fun of you. But anyway, thank you,
Alpha Shane. Five dollars. Oh, another one from
Alpha Shane. Five dollars. Blocking words is
so weak. Oh, what words do you have blocked you
little tummy? I have. So that's that's a good
question. I have. Oh, no. Where is the world
sparking the world? Is that Kevin Brennan? Did
Kevin Brennan just join? Are you? No, I won't
talk to Kevin. I'll take my earbuds out. I'm
just writing. OK, Joe, it's Joe. OK, Joe Biden's
back. That's not it's not really Kevin. That's
a fake Kevin voice. So I can do What is going
on? I don't know what's going on. I'm getting
lost too. This is your show President Biden control
yourself, please. I just do a very I just do
a very good Kevin Brendan I Do it for the goose
and for the other Peter Sky Parker. We had over
his names, you know the thing Oh, yes, Peter
Sky Parker. We do we love Peter Sky Parker I
could find him anywhere, do you know that? Me
and Peter Sky Parker have like a telekinesis
thing. Oh do you? So you met him on a few occasions?
Oh yeah. Two Atlantic cities. I was in Nam too.
Oh god. Two Atlantic cities. Two times he was
not with anybody else and I found him randomly
with other people having a good time. One time
he was actually hanging out with my friends without
me. Found him. He did some kind of back to his
mat on your girlfriend. No, I don't think he
even knew who they were They were like you gotta
meet our friends and I was like, that's my friends.
So He said oh there he's in the chat. He says
mommy just found me. So yeah, you guys have like
this weird Magnetic thing going on. That's awesome.
I'm like doing whitefish Good white face with
what Joe? Yeah White fish. White fish. Jesus.
Sorry. It's just my dentures. Joe, isn't it tapioca
time back at the at the house with Dr. Jill?
I'll behave. Okay, thank you. We'll bugman for
$2. It must have hurt to get dumped for hope.
No. Oh, my god. I'm for hope. Yes. Every night
I lose sleep about it. No, I don't feel like
I got done for hope. I don't. And I wish hope
well with her project. Did you know I do the
voice for hope? No, my God. Let me hear it. Yeah,
I do. I do the voice for her. Can I hear it?
You know, the voiceover. Yeah, no, no, no, I'm
sorry. I have to warm up anyway. Warm up. Let
us know when you get there. Hope. Mike Donahue
199. Hey, it's the big guy How's barista going
Joe? It's going splendidly Echo pineapple for
two. What is that? Is that euros pounds two pounds?
Which is probably our urine Oh, yeah, yeah, we
got another European up. Oh, yeah It's all I
could do. It's all, yeah, it's all I can do.
Thanks for the Amazon parcel, Dan. I don't know.
I guess I got, did I get your welcome? Yes, you're
welcome. Echo pineapple. All right. Backed back
to, uh, back to the stage. So, so Ray, so he
went to the Jack shack. I think that was. Yeah.
His first. introduction to having some sort of
anxiety problems. Have you ever so see what the
bed? I can't confirm that I don't know. Interesting.
Well, we just you went the hallway. He has pissed
in the hallway. We were familiar with that. Joe
you know all that you know all the stories all
the hits every such you're fucking nerd. Are
you a dabbler Joe? Yeah, yeah, I'm a dabbler.
Yeah, so like out of all the ladies in the double
verse, which one is your type? Date one, I think
or day or whatever. No, not a lot Yes, you had
it right lady B Joe Yeah She's what She's also
very cool funny Yes, what do you think of mommy
Joe Don't you dare? Behave be nice away. Don't
you dare? Yeah, she's so much. She's a mom. She's
the mommy for ray and everything It's cool. I
respect it. She's a Catholic, a fellow Catholic
too, right? Yes. Yeah. She pooped my pants in
the Vatican. We're all Catholics. Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I pooped my pants in the Vatican over there
in Spain. That's not in Spain, and that's not
funny. Don't defecate on the house. I did poop
my pants. Sorry, I just did with the pope. The
new one or the old one? It's true. It's a dead
one. Oh Come on Joe Be nice. I miss you man.
I miss you, too All right, Joe. We're gonna look
for your break. I want to talk to mommy I want
to talk to mommy about Ray and we'll have you
come back in a little bit Okay, Joe go go have
some tapioca and we'll bring you back in a little
bit. All right Yeah, I'm cool What the hell is
happening? That was former President Joe Biden,
everyone. President Biden. Thank you. Since when
do you have former presidents on your show? I
miss a lot when I go to bed. We got a lot of
former presidents that are into the dabble -verse,
I guess, apparently. So, yeah, that was interesting.
Wild. Jarby easy. I just popped by to see if
anyone cool was here. Well, we got the coolest
person in the world, FKA Mommy. You can keep
looking for something else to watch, obviously.
You came to the right place So with Ray, so he's
got a little bit of stunted thing With the the
sexual hang -ups that he's got so he talks about
doing what poppin Viagras and things. No, he
doesn't know true. He says I would like to just
Let it be known that men who take medication
a lot of them at this age, antidepressants, stuff
for their heart. It causes erectile dysfunction,
so it's not uncommon. So all you guys out there
talking your shit like you don't know what they're
talking about. Ray has to do what any normal
guy might have to do if he's on medication. I
just don't think. Oh, Hugh Zee. Former president
or actually current president. Oh, my God. I
thought I was Hugh Zee. Two times. Where'd that
fucking Biden go? Hey Biden, do you know anything
to say to Trump? Oh yeah? Come here and I'll
beat you to the top, man. You're a coward. You
couldn't beat me to the race in Epstein Island,
loser. Oh yeah? Well, you don't... You're orange.
Yes, there's a stain in your pants. Yeah, I don't
know if it's true, but yeah. Large skin hurt
me. President Trump, I think some stones may
break my boner, but you can never hurt me. You
know, I did a movie with Macaulay Culkin. get
rid of these two please all right president biden
and everybody thank you thank you guys uh so
i was thinking yeah oh i'm losing control i was
talking to lady kb today and i was like maybe
like by the time hackamania happens i might actually
be like officially officially like single and
ready to mingle so It's going to be a wild. Mangle
at AC. Are you looking to maybe? I'm going down
there to do what I do best, suss out everything,
make sure everybody's on their best behavior.
I know I look like I'm a good time, but I'm more
like the hall monitor. In person, I know you've
been called the hall monitor. So I kind of do
it in real life IRL. I'm like flimsy. Where are
you going? Somebody watch Ray somebody take care
of Tim. He drank too much. So somebody has to
be that person The holier than that It's the
toothless wonder How are you doing? Don't do
that. Tell everybody what happened to you, but
don't be graphic, please. I had a loose tooth
and it just like came out. So it's under my pillow
and I expect like five dollars when I wake up.
Oh, shit. Inflation. Did you yank it or did it
just fall out naturally? It like literally just
like went bloop. Can I respond to something in
the chat? Yeah. Chris Mack is telling fibs and
tall tales and I won't have it. This is not true.
That's all. So Chris Mack is macking on you?
No, he's saying he's telling people that I told
him to meet him somewhere. None of this is true.
I totally believe Chris Mack. I'm sorry. Chris,
post the screenshots. I give you permission.
Post the DMs Chris. Let's see them. I give him
permission. You know, this specific one, nothing
else. All right. I don't want to get loose with
that. I just set up my road caster today. So,
mommy, tell me if you hear this. Come on, baby.
Did you heard it loud and clear? Yes. Do we got
this? Don't be a don't be a Chad where you're
going on other shows and playing the audio. Wait,
wait, wait, let me do that. It's very loud. That
was very, very loud. Just maybe like from a 10
to a two. I know. I just want to know if you
heard it. Oh, we hear it. My neighbor heard it.
I'm hoping that for that. Let me let me lower
it. Let me try again. Hold on. Is that better?
Okay. Hey mommy did chris back say this and did
he dm this to you? Am I allowed to put my penis
in your vagina right now? Was that the kind of
does that what was going on in the dms or no?
I don't I didn't know what you said or I didn't
what am I allowed to put my penis in your vagina
right now? You see that you could you hear that?
No, am I allowed to put my penis in your vagina
right now? But I don't see nothing coming out
of it. Could you just say you hear that? Yes
Am I allowed to put my penis in your vagina?
That's what it's like. God, no. You cannot. OK,
Snooki, that's not very nice. That's very snookie.
Oh, my God. Snooki was fun. Did you ever watch
that back in the day? Jersey Shore. Loved it.
She's spooky. She's spooky. My daughter had her
own character called Reese's Pieces. And because
she was so young, she melts in your mouth, not
in your hands. She called Snooki Snickers and
she'd be like, I like Snooki. I like this little
Snickers. And then the next thing I know, she
started calling herself Reese's Pieces from the
Jersey Shua. And I was like, oh, shit, I have
a problem on my hands. Oh, yeah, you got to get
and she turns into exactly that child. And what
are you called mommy? IRL. Yeah. He, Isaac Walmart
is a J wow guy and Dominic, the hung is Snooki
Snooki all the way. Yeah. No, I get that. I'm
a cross between the two of them. So you are,
you're awesome. Yeah. I'm like the best of both
of them. Hmm. Did you hear Jesse agiles accent?
Have you ever heard her talk? Yeah, I heard some
kind of voice memo that she said something like
this. Yes, I heard it. Rosie Perez. It was very
dramatic. And like, we get it. We get it. You
want us to see you, Jesse. Hi, Jesse. Hi, Jesse.
He needs a little steak on his hang low. Is that
are we talking about? OK, we go back to Ray now.
So. So, so what made you break up with Ray? What
made you like say, this program only lasts a
year. I told you it was you. I had a date. Okay.
Why didn't you extend it? I did. I did. I extended
it from 23. I did all 2024 all 2025 in 2026 is
the final boss's year. So so so are you so are
you in final bought you're definitely gonna be
mentoring final boss then what what is that?
Okay, so It's not I can it's like a mommy mentorship.
So it's more like I'm here if you need me. I
have Mommy yes. Yes. He has the numbers. He has
the DMs. He knows I have access to certain tips,
pointers, creators. I can get him information,
knowledge, anything he needs to make, you know,
a little splash so that he could come out onto
the scene crispy and clean. And he hasn't taken
me upon it yet at all. So he's got your digits.
He's got your number. He's got the bathroom,
but he's called. We've talked, but he's just
like, I don't know if I can trust you. And I'm
just like, you'll learn. You can trust me on
a scale of one to 10, one being, um, just total,
you know, needs all the help in the world to
being like, you know, summa cum laude mommy,
mommy university, like graduating with honors.
Where would you say final boss falls in the one
to 10 scale? okay after ray he is going to be
my star student i mean yeah on a roll yeah on
a roll because he's already he's not asking me
the stupid questions it's very basic um what
sort of questions does he ask you like what what
what things are you helping with This is personal
stuff. Mommy, mommy, mentorship programs. Very
insider. It's confidential. It's not confidential,
but it's like I want him to have access to something
that everybody else doesn't. And this is why
he has to learn to trust me, because I would
never come on here and tell everybody. And do
you think Ray dumped you for hope? Yes. From
that's from Shmuel Bugman for two dollars. He
said that's the second time he sees really Shmuel
Bugman is really that's the narrative he's trying
to. Trying to push here. That's I don't believe
it. That's okay for two dollars We're gonna hear
it out and we're also gonna say good evening
and PS from rev fugly rev fugly. How you doing?
Good to see you. Thank you rev fugly. Thank you
schmoole bugman You know mommy, I'm gonna be
honest. I think you're a very classy lady and
you know if I was You know if I was the final
well final boss. It's that so the mommy thing.
It's not like a There's nothing sexual about
it. It's really no Not at all All right I'm gonna
tell him probably more than I should but a couple
weeks ago TFB had a cult Mommy mentorship program.
I'm making my homemade soup. I'm delivering it
to your house. I'm making sure you eat you're
sick. You're hydrated I'm gonna make sure you
know, your errands get run so that you could
get back to streaming Are you gonna are you actually
meeting him in real life? Yes, oh you are of
course No, I'm not going to divulge any further
information, but if you do you intend to meet
him I am within driving distance and I offer
any type of friendly motherly services Do you
understand? Sure He's got a big night a date
coming up. He wants his clothes ironed. I'm ironing
them So wow, so you're gonna help him dress up
you're gonna yeah, like even when Ray would we
went to the hotel I got your his clothes for
him when we went out to AC so he could look nice
and pick up some girls like these are things
I can't hang his clothes so that there's no like
do wingman wingwoman services like do you do
like a girlfriend experience that's about me
you have no idea the wingwoman I am not only
am I a good wingwoman, but sometimes I bring
a prize like What kind of prize? Like me plus
one. Oh, I like it. Do you let them repeat you?
I'm looking at God. Are you mental, Deb? This
is not that. Yeah, behave yourself reading the
Panhandler here. He says, OK, I have to respect
the chat, you know. OK, Panhandler, you know
that's not the type of situation I have going
here. I think she's a large breasted woman. Doesn't
mean we have to make it into a fetish. Now, if
one of my boys is upset and he needs to nuzzle
up against me, I will allow it. A good hug, a
good mommy hug. I bet you get the best hug. Yes.
Didn't Panhandler have a stroke or something?
Isn't his face all fucked up? So forgive him
for his questions that I might put up here. I
don't think that's because of his stroke. I think
he was just born like that. Yeah, I think I think
he was a perv before the stroke, but no, no,
no. He has motor skill issues now. So now I forgive
him. This little tart. Oh, hey, you blew it man.
You didn't learn anything from the mom mommy
mentorship program and everything for him was
like It's just not appropriate. It's just not
appropriate Motherfucker if I was worried about
appropriate would I be on the internet telling
everybody my private business like honestly?
Appropriate mentorship program come with like
you you so you you dress them up but like you
and sometimes you'll help them like Like you
but I know that there's the jacket story where
you got helped re get the jacket right like would
final boss would like would you help him pick
out like This is exactly what I would do. I i'm
not Like the most fashionable, but I know people
who are I could make sure he is the flyest at
the movie premiere or you know, whatever like
I know uh tiktokers and twitch streamers and
all these people that like I don't know. He likes
to game. I'm sure he could game with them and
stuff, but like he has not even. Excuse me. Oh,
my God. Is this hot Mexican chick? Was she the
one married to the black guy? Yeah, that was
disgusting. Good point. That she was married
to corn pop, right? Right. President Biden. Yeah,
Clonpop, he was a real fat guy. Who's Corn Pop?
Who's Corn Pop, President Biden? He was a real
fat dude. He was a real bad dude. A bad hombre.
He was back in the day. A bad hombre. Yeah. Anyway,
I'll hang. Well, you're just, yeah. Onward. Anything
anything from Kevin Brennan any any comments
from KB that we should hear Are you wait a sec
You're asking me because I don't pay attention
to that old Crabby fuck what happened with you
and cat KB like what's the what's the backstory?
Oh, no Your mommy's not happy. Oh No, oh no It's
all I can do It's all mommy's in the discord
and in the mountains the shipper kid ball pack
Dixon is a abusive way oh no Mommy's over to
fucking war oh no That's not very nice KB. We
don't call women whores here. Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry All right, all right president by are
you doing? All right, we're gonna let you know.
Thank you Just don't do it. Yeah, just don't
mind me. Oh Okay, all right Kevin the most sensitive
man I've ever met. That's what's wrong. He needs
a hug more than anybody I've ever met in my life.
He's really gone off a cliff lately. He just
seems to be, you know, when they told him like,
have you thought about getting a cat? Like when
he was really calling 988 for help? Okay, like,
seriously, he sounds like that every day. How?
Why? What makes you so miserable like what a
thing he was calling emergency hotlines Yeah,
that's the emergency hotline for and everybody
you should know that that's not a joke and like
I understand sometimes you need to reach out
and that's awesome, but the person on the 988
told them like have you thought about getting
a cat like We're too in the town enough. All
right, so like and then that's lonely. He's calling
my lines cuz he lonely This is my point and then
he goes on and he tells us all how how much he
dislikes all of us and how we're wrong on every
one of our takes and Everybody's a hack by him
He lives Brian land. I just, so there's a reason
I keep putting that up. Brian land. And I just
got to Cancun and this is what I'm doing. Fuck
me. We call that. We call that when you go on
vacation, we call that pulling a schmoole Buckman
where you got a second on the dabble verse. You
got to, so Brian land and you want to, I'll send
you the link and we can do, we can play the schmoole
Buckman game if you want to come in from Cancun.
I'm just kidding. Don't do that. Definitely.
Cookie will be very upset for $2 is my car covered
under the MAMI mentorship program. Yes, it is.
Yours is Shmuel Bugman. All right. Carry on.
So what happened with KB? So, so you got, you
DMed him and he like flipped out. I have never
DMed KB in my life. No. Okay. Like Kevin Brennan,
the whole thing is Leo Gunn. Sent Kevin Brennan
a message about me. Let's not forget. It's that
I sent him a message Leo sent him a message about
me so if for some reason, you know Kevin has
had it in for me since day one. I think he doesn't
trust me I can't understand why there's a lot
of trust issues going on around here Did you
have a falling now with Leo gun? That's a tricky
question I didn't think we had a falling out,
but clearly we did, because we used to talk all
the time and now I don't even know he existed
until I saw him super chat and I was like, holy
shit, Leo Gunn's still around. Who are you? Who
are you tight with? I know Johnny Cochran. I've
seen you talk. Yes, I do coffee with Carson on
Sundays. Yes, we have such a good time every
Sunday. He's another one that gets the bonus.
I bring me plus one sometimes. And let's see
who else Jake and I are thick as thieves. Makes
wonderful. And then, you know, I'm in with like
a little bit of that. Poker my a Casey Armstrong.
Okay. Oh god. Who's this? Oh cool. Duckman. Who
who's that? Huh? Yeah cool That was the other
way tonight duckman Yeah, I know I'm just playing
it cool I uh I try to not get what worked up,
you know and Dan did great and uh Yeah, how's
cookie doing in australia? Have you talked to
cookie lately? Ain't that that's just private.
Okay. Cookie. I don't want to talk about president,
president Trump, former president Trump or current
president. Trump is here. No, no. Here we go
again. Hey, hit the like button except if you're
black. That's not very nice. President Trump.
Thank you. That's not nice. But we, but we agree.
All right. Anything anything anything else you'd
like to say cool duckman? I'm just not in the
mood. You always do this Stop dreaming over me
Buckman duckman. I was here. No no no no turn
me out, please What exactly is happening? I don't
know I can't I can't deal with you if we're gonna
stop talk over me duckman. You gotta wait your
turn. Okay, I'll Mind the decorum Okay, how was
Haley from pretty a nice social today? How did
that go? Oh, she was she was a blast. She We
talked about everything We always talk about
like no no new ground covered Just like planned,
you know Okay. Good enough. All right. We're
going to say bye. We'll talk to you a little
bit. Okay. Okay. All right. Have a good night.
Good night there. All right. What is happening?
Yeah. I don't know what's going on. These people
keep jumping in. I can't, I can't even control
it. I don't know. I don't know. We have Biden,
we have Trump. Is Ava coming? She may. Oh my
god, I need another person here because this
is pure insanity. I have sent Ava, full disclosure,
I have sent Ava the link. Okay. Deb, have you
been drinking? Like what is happening right now,
Deb? You sound like stuttering John and I'm not
kidding. You've been drinking, huh? I only had
two beers and then it's half water. So if you
divide that so I would do the math and I I paid
But I had we split tacos. Yeah Can I say something?
He is a shade of gray. I've never seen a human
Okay in the last two weeks he looks Worse than
I've ever seen John. Does anybody else notice
that or is it just me? I Don't know. He's always
looked pretty bad to me. So my boss says why
no Deb? Yeah No, I'm really concerned. I really
am I Literally don't know what else I could do.
I think he's really like sick sick Yeah, like
I don't know A little bit of me. At some point
he's going to give out. I mean, you can't be
drinking as much. That's my point. Like at what
point is that going to happen? I don't know.
I don't want to see it though. You neither. Well,
that was a bummer. Well, we don't wish anybody
bad, you know. Wait, is Hope here? No, here we
go. My replacement. Do you have a problem with
me, mommy? I do. I do, bitch. I do. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Let's hear it It's I just don't like you
you come in oh you don't wait to veto from me
you have orgies on the floor But he says I'm
inappropriate Yeah, explain yeah Yeah, why would
we we have orgies we we jerked each other off
like what why bills? What's wrong? What? Oh,
yeah, that's that's where you're gonna get real
stuff By a nerd, you're like, why? Furry, dude.
Furry, dude. What are you talking about? Yeah,
Final Boss. Final Boss is not a furry. He's a
furry guy. No, he's not. You guys are so weird.
He likes Sonic the Hedgehog. That is like the
only thing. Who doesn't love video games? And
literally, Sonic, come on. And Prop wants to
know why you don't have better crown molding.
He says it's like one inch. How about this house
looks the same as it did 15 years ago when I
bought it and when I sell it? So that's why it's
pretty good. My plate is like two inches, but
easy says it's probably two inches, but point
taken. At least I painted the walls when I moved
in. That was that was a step in the right direction.
I'm sure this room is green process molding mommy's
house. So that I can actually have a nice, like
decorated here, like a million bucks. Seriously,
it's primarily impression. No, Deb. It's horrible.
Yes. Do your mommy, Deb. Oh, I'm not ready for
that. Yeah, you had a few too many. I have to
work on that before I come on. I was just stopped.
When you had the mommy thing going at peak, it
was like the best. It might be the best impression
of like anything I've heard. What is the mommy
thing going? I do an impression of you. Oh, Jesus.
I heard about this, but I've like heard you do
like a bits and pieces of it and it doesn't sound
like me. So I'm not offended. If you see says
it sounds like you, it sounds like you. Oh, because
he's such a great artist. Yeah. So the UC says
that I respect what UC has to say. I'm excited
to meeting him in. He is foreign. Who are you
most excited? So you, who else are you looking
forward to meeting for like the first time in
Vegas? Who are, who was on your like, you're
like, I got to Spurksnake. Oh my God. Yeah. I
want to be in the end. Don't you say that Moody
Moody Moody. Is that his name? The guy that does
the show with. Yeah. Yeah. The terrorist. The
the guy from British as need would call him like
oh my god moody The pineapple roach II Yeah,
like that's gang that's yeah, that's a great
great lineup those are all like They're good
I haven't seen mario movie star fingernails in
years, so I can't he has to be there even if
I have to drive and get them myself So like i'm
very i'm very excited to go And i'm working on
a big project before that so I can't really say
my god What project are you working on? Can you
give us some deets? Um follow me on twitter Oh,
sorry. Are you on Twitter to see who's going
to live in our cooter next? I mean, you're false.
It's not even Moen, right? Oh, you know what?
We're not going to do this. Elder rules. Now
we're talking about fixers. Oh, my God. Come
on. Come in here. I mean, if you have Moen, that's
fine. But if you don't, I have like total toilet
standard, American standard. What about your
toilet bath situation, what do you got going
on in there anything you have like did like the
arm that you could pull off and kind of get all
the stuff or What's your setup there? In my bathroom
Yeah, do you have like the stand up like I have
a shower and I have a tub and I have a toilet
and I have a sink No, I mean like the shower
like do you have like the cool leg? Water for
handicapped people for my grandfather when I
was talking to him. So I like the handle bar
The bar is awesome. Who doesn't love the fucking
bar here. Would you take quad in? I think that
would work out My dream is we Can buy out my
partner in this house and just fill it up with
dabble versians And we know what you're calling
your ex now your partner My part, he's my business
partner. Now we have a business agreement and
we own property together. It's like that's it.
So I think it would be great. And we own a child.
She's great. But like, aside from that, like
if you own a child, we have what is that? You
own a child. We don't own her. But like we we
like we created it. So like that's ours, too.
He's like mommy with a little bit of. A little
bit of mocha mixed in, you know. Oh, my God.
She's the best. How much? Yes, I would like it
here. So how much? I'm ready. No, mine is probably
20 grand. 20 grand. Now you can't ever. Sassy,
sassy gal. And she is if you guys think I'm a
troll. You have no idea of shit she does. How
do we get her in the dab over? She seemed like
we don't know. She's fine. Thank you. But yes,
you're trolling me. Her father is bad. What kind
of trolling does she do? Like, what's her? What's
her gig? The best bit that she's pulled off.
Well, she likes to a lot of times she just likes
to tell stories of things that have happened
in her life, which are true So she's allowed
to tell them I tell her all the time. This is
your life your story You could tell her how you
want to but it's embarrassing my behavior sometimes
like when I ran over her phone because she passed
the note in school like Things like that. Like
she tells everybody over her phone. Yeah, I took
her iPhone I was like, give me phone and put
it under my tire right in front of the principal
when she came out to tell and I just reversed
over it. And then for good measure, I went over
it again, got out, picked it up, gave it back
to her. I said, thank you, got in the car, drove
away. I don't get mad. I don't yell. I don't
never hit. But I am, you're going to learn a
lesson. And that's how we would teach lessons,
very calmly and, okay, you like your phone, you
want to pass notes, no problem. And then I punished
myself because I had to buy her a new phone a
couple of weeks later, but. I got my point across.
She didn't pass notes after that. What's the
worst punishment you've ever given for either
your husband or a boyfriend? Like, what's the
worst? What's the worst thing? I've never punished
a man. I might not have cooked dinner. I think
that's probably as far as I would go. Yeah, that
would be that's insane. Yeah. Who gives a shit?
Shut up, you stupid cunts. That's not very nice,
Johnny. Johnny's a troll. Johnny's very trollish.
Is he related to molly go lightly? Wait, wait,
we got a big ass super super. Hold on. Let's
play. Let's play the song, Dan. $20 Holla from
Burma. See you. Well, we have to read it. So
yes. Yeah. No. Yeah. I just, I just wanted to
be. So when we play the interstitials, we've
got to have it say the hello. Thanks player.
So that's why I took it up. I like it. I like
it. It's good. Please read them. Finishing 1273,
1999. Thank you. It's possible to give more than
$2. Like, yeah, she legitimizes you. Don't forget
that pal. Hi, Deb. Permacil says he's permacil
is talking shit. Permacil can and you can either
send another super chat or you can just put it
in the chat. Tell the whole world I matched you
dollar for dollar a couple of weeks ago. You
put up a fifty dollar. a super chat some more
and he said hands cheap. And then what did I
do? I put up another 50 and it wasn't. I don't
forget who it was. It might have been. I think
it was. I think it was. He was he was like looking
at legs to buy. I was going to get a bionic leg
after me. I'm a seal. We're going. Are you shut
it? Stop it right now. But. I got to I got to
play something because I keep missing this and
I'm paying for this damn thing every month. My
post. There we go. Go ahead. We're playing all
the and all the hits tonight. Thank you. I'm
just ready to play that. So we got to get that
out there. I get a little upset, though, because,
like, I set up a PO box for Vince and these fucking
law whores were sending their panties. So here
I am. No, here I am thinking I'm cute setting
up. I'm Vince's biggest fan. I was literally
so. Vince has a law group. You have no idea.
You have no idea what is going on over there.
It's fucking disgusting. I won't even participate
in it. I don't participate in it at all. Miss
Judy, give me a call, by the way. Give me a call,
Miss Judy. Oh, she'll send you her worn bathing
suit at the gym. Worn for $200. Really? She absolutely
will. Oh, we got to add somebody here. We got
stuttering John. Yeah, OK. Yeah, I remember and
you were telling me all about how you like to
jerk off No, I don't want you to do third input.
Thank you Thank you stuttering John that was
during John live from a court keep coral. Yes
Oh, no. Oh, no. It's all like, oh, you got me
with my pants down. Oh, no. What does this Kevin
voice? It's that's the real Kevin. God, whatever.
Yeah, it's the real me. No, no, no, no. It's
all I can do. Oh, my God. I'm a little bit drunk
as your wife, the kids. You talk about my kids
are you in the mountains discard oh It's just
oh you get all your fucking losers all of you
all That's Kevin Brennan Oh Christ you guys are
the worst We can't give away all our secrets.
If I stay up late one night and I find out all
the secrets, I'm telling everyone. OK, that's
fair. That's out of the bag. Mm hmm. That was
better than Little KB. Yes, that was way better
than Little KB. So we got the real KB. We got
the real like we got the real genuine article.
So, yeah, suck on it. Tookie. Yeah, that's right.
Tookie. There he is. There he is. Okay. Talk.
Yeah. What? What? Huh? What? What? Why do you
sound like Biden? Make him go away. It's a dementia.
Hello? Hello? What? Is the mic on or no? Can
you like shut up? Have it so much fun Has a play
board numbers lately has a play board looking
a play board. Yeah number and I'm number one.
They're not up. They're not No, the numbers never
down never down. I remember and there's a very
specific conversation where Melton was like so
but they're not up No, they're not up. So but
they're not the same to like their little down.
No, no. It's not that they're down. They're just
not up. And this went back and forth in front
of a room full of people. We're just like, are
they serious? Like, bro, that means your numbers
are down. If they're not up and they're not the
same, but they're down. That means they're down.
No, you can't tell. You're down, you fucking
whore. Oh, wow. Wow, that's not very cool, KB.
We got a segment coming up, ready? I'm going
to enjoy what happens to you next. Deb, you got
to shoot in our load here. What is the bit of
the week? I know. What is the bit of the week?
Mommy, what is the bit of the week? I don't know.
Was the bit of the week stuttering John lying
that he had a boat? No, it was him lying that
he had a date. Oh, yes. They kissed. It was our
third date. And we waited for our third date
to kiss. So he does this is the there's a couple
bit bits of the week for which on He didn't own
a boat. I'm sorry. OK. He didn't kiss a girl.
OK. He didn't kiss a girl in Cincinnati and he
didn't kiss a girl in Cape Coral. I mean, three
on that. Hundred percent. OK. Hundred percent.
And he was like, oh, I have a date with this
girl. She's a noise. She's a noise. A noise from
the hospital and. And then he's like, well, I
ran into this girl that I like better, you know,
come on. Mm hmm. It's all suddenly he's bombarded
with pussy. Yeah, no. Happens to the best of
them in 20 years. Are we going to pull up F .K.
Mommy? Would you? Yes or no? Yes. I'm about to
tonight. Would you hit it and quit it with F
.K. Mommy? Yes or no? You guys don't know me.
There's no quitting me. I can't. Yeah, there's
no quitting. What you're trying to try. What
are you? The more you try to quit me, the more
I'm like, oh, you love me, right? It's like,
you know, OK, Mommy, who would you take to bed?
Stuttering John or Ray? And you only have those
two in the rate of bed once, right? I was just
about to say, I've already done it. So I'll stick
with what I know. I mean, put them to bed, you
know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
who would you buy? Who would you buy? Well, for
hygiene alone, raise a veto. OK, now I wouldn't
even be worried. Probably couldn't even get it
up for me. Right. So safe, safe bet. John swears
he he swears. There's not a single cell in his
body that finds me remotely attractive So I really
am not too worried He told me he did third input
on you be woman like I mean he's That's that
I don't believe that he's he has literally Expressed
his disgust for me so many times Why doesn't
it? What does he like about you? He says I'm
well, not only does he say I'm fat so It is a
fucking idiot Fuck you. Will you go away? It's
stuttering John. He's a deadbeat dad I really
like that KB way too much. Mommy, if you guys
are getting too much enjoyment out of this, we
are mommy, if you were to fuck any person in
the dabble verse, who would it be? Oh, no, she
got a fly grin there. No, it's my private business
what I fantasize about. Have you ever rubbed
one out thinking about somebody in the dabble
verse? You know everybody knows oh, yeah, I Think
you like Vince Vince then you get a Vince tattoo.
I Did did you get rid of very loyal? She was
very loyal to Vince lawyer. I get it and she's
Number one fan I will always be it's not like
Much more complex than that. Are you still friends
because he's like kind of disowned you He has
disowned me. Did he also say you needed to lose
weight too. Is that something? Oh my god He's
always had that though. He's never made that
a secret. He's always told me you'd be a really
Great girl, if you would just lose 60 pounds,
but you're a Italian mom like a queen Yeah, he
says I'd be prime at a hundred and two pounds
is where like I'd be peak So a hundred and two.
I don't think I was that since maybe like fourth
grade hundred and two. Yep, like I had some breasts
in fifth grade. So I'm five foot one ish So yeah,
102 is probably what I should weigh, but that's
never gonna happen. Or to you'd be anorexic like
you. That's never gonna happen. And he goes,
Well, not with that attitude. One like you like
125 to 140. You'd be like, you know, like, that's,
that's perfect. So I have to lose five pounds.
Thank you. That's why I'm telling him. Yeah,
you're not that far off. See, no, you look good.
How you are. No, no. I put on some nice me. Wait
till you see me in AC. I saw you my ass. No,
no, no. I mean, you look good. You posted you
posted a picture recently of your body. Yes.
You were like you weren't like that. That wasn't
that bad. No, I can't believe I saw myself in
the mirror. I could not believe how like My birth
and hips were back to birthy. I was like, Jesus,
I'm ready to breed. I'm like, literally. This
is my last chance. I'm going through my third
puberty. Now's my final round. Hear that AC people.
She's ready to breed. We got to bring her here.
I can't even talk about it. I get all the time.
We do this. You can have another kid and redo
the mistakes in the. Are you still fertile? Are
you could you still? Yes, I'm waiting for my
final gift from God. Oh, my God. Wow. Well, you
haven't heard this. Oh, my God. You guys have
not heard this yet. This is not a secret So so
are you freezing your eggs or are you doing like
I'm taking precautionary measures, but I am a
true like believer You don't believe in condoms
right no condom no pullout method. No nothing.
It's rhythm. It's knowing your body It's knowing
the moon. It's knowing all of that So so if so,
let's say you've got a suitor and in there in
your dating and You've got to the point. We're
okay. We're making love like you're i just want
to let you know i've already found a um A donor
a donor if I don't find a suitable suitor that
wants to do it with me So what if you were dating
with some guy and you just said like I don't
mind if I knock you up right now. Are you like?
All right, let's let's no no no no no no if i
either i'm going to have the child that was intended
or i will have one of my eggs taken care of by
the child that was intended is the one that just
comes naturally inside of my beautiful birthing
body do you worry about birth defects at all
like being a being a geriatric pregnancy, I would
probably worry about it. Yeah, I think that's
just natural. By the way, that's about it when
I was 20. That's what they call when a woman
is like late 30s or past 35. Yes. That's a that's
the clinical term for that. I have to chuckle.
I'm sorry. Permacil finishing twelve seventy
three a dollar ninety nine. Yes, you did. Dan,
good on you. So I just had to get that out of
me. doing the super chat. Yes, we have to read
all the super chat. That's pretty hot. That's
pretty hot. Like if you like if you're a guy
out there and you're looking for like, how hard
is it right now to find woman who wants to be
a trad what and not that you're trad wife, but
1000 % trad woman who is got a lot of spunk,
gorgeous, like can cook real I mean, Like you're
gonna eat like a fucking champ, you know, I look
at look at me like I've dated a few Italian girls
You can tell like you're gonna get fed really
well. I mean, no, no, you can't You're disgusting
was mean get your herped ass away from me New
Year's Eve herpy diagnosis ass Oh, really? Is
that is that breaking news? Did you know that,
Deb? What Kevin Brendan has herpes? Is that the
no, no, I thought he had ass herpes. It was diagnosed
on New Year's Eve. Oh, really? When he was like
20 and so instead of just kicking the ass to
get ass herpes, it was the only time he ever
saw the ball drop in New York City. He literally
thought it was over for him. So he was like,
let me just get asked to mouth. Is that how you
get asked her? Can you verify this story? Because
I feel like the story is true. Actually, I heard
it. Mommy, I think Fred Stoller is single. Would
you like to get with Fred Stoller or maybe for
Shetty? They're both single. I got to ask Joe
list. Joelist is married and I got to ask Joelist
like, you know, like get his advice like Ray
does He's gonna say fuck somebody else on the
side. He's married. He's fucking Karen Fient
I Don't know. I'm just a Karen Karen Fient married
Yes, what is happening? All this dirt. I know
a lot of stuff. That's all I'm gonna say Talk
about yourselves. Cool. It's only speculation.
That tea, girlfriend. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Love it. I love it. Mommy, do you need to be
married to have a kid or are you are you cool?
Like I will have a wedding in the church. My
my like a shotgun wedding. No, but I had a whatever
a administrative wedding once where like the
court did it. So I would like to be married in
a church. You want like, yeah, one at all. You
want the white dress, the buried car with the
cans behind it, the whole, the whole, yeah. Would
you marry Adam Bush? I heard he's a virgin. Yeah,
I would take his virginity if he wants to break
that but I don't think I'd marry I wear a strap
on for that one. I think oh You would have to
marry him. He's very You know traditional so
Traditionally gay, I think so. He doesn't want
to not be a virgin No, he's waiting. He's waiting
on a lot of virgins in the dabble verse. I've
noticed have you picked up a lot of people haven't
gotten gotten I don't believe that. Oh, don't
believe what I say. Seriously. Oh, I believe
everything. I'm so gullible. He's a vagina virgin.
He's not a virgin. He's just autistic. He's a
vagina virgin. Oh, she's married. He's married
to Carl. Oh, is so Jenny Jingles is a beard.
Yeah, by the way, the poll, keep keep voting
in the poll. We have 25 votes. F .K. Mommy, would
you say no? I'd say yes. Wow. This is the first
freaking poll that's ever come out in my favor.
We don't know if it's in my favor. No, because
they put you on these polls with like Lady KB
and they're like, oh, who's the hottest? And
then all the same. Come on. She's like 25 years
old. I know. Yeah. And she's seven. You ask.
I mean, have you ever, like, literally, when
I saw her in real life, I'm like, she's not real.
She's tall and she's curvy. Yes, she's quiet
and very demure. And I'm just like all like bull
in a china shop and like. But you're like you're
like the perfect like second wife. Like, you
know, it's like you fucked up the first one.
And like this is. Well, every first wife even,
I mean, if you have like, maybe there's a 40
year old guy that had never got married and damn,
I missed my choice, my chance. Oh my God. I've
got this trad wife who wants to get cream pie
and have a baby and, and just like, take, take,
you know, wants to be taken to pound town. I
mean, it's like, come on. That's, that's, that's,
that's like the dream. Dude, if I was, I'm not,
and I'm not saying that I would do this because
I'm obviously married, but if Somebody my age
and you're out and you're like, you're on these
apps. All these girls are fucking trash. And
then you find some woman. Yeah, I'd love to get
married. I'd love to have a Catholic wedding.
I'd love to have a child. It's just like, dude,
there aren't that many FK mommies out there that
are offering that. That's a pretty good fuck.
I hope not, because I'm telling you what, as
far as like, I'm not going to be able to compete
in like the looks department because I'm not
willing to do much. More than like you do talks
and stuff. No, like I know I've done it in my
lifetime, but as I'm getting older, I realized
like I can't be dying my hair black anymore.
I look like a black crayon. Like enough is enough.
Everybody knows my hair is not black anymore.
Like I have to at some point let it go. Yeah,
I don't know what I have to do, but I have to
like stop holding onto my youth. That's ridiculous
because I'm going crazy right now. It is says
FK, Mommy, would you? You have 72 percent. Yes.
And 28 percent. No. So you're winning that. Oh,
see, they love you. Yay. Thank you. All my ladies
in the chat and go on. Go. It would be a great
blonde. Oh, my God. I'll share pictures of me
a blonde and I'll make sure every one of you
takes that back. I am a horrible blonde. No.
No. I've only ever really had blondes and black
hair. Red, like that. I can't read. That's Lady
KB's thing. Oh, yeah, that's right. That would
be so wrong. There's a lot. There's Lady KB.
That's Haley from Brain. Aw, that's cute. That's
cute, Deb. I love her. That's cute. I love her.
That pretty and asocial. Deb, you're kind of
a ginger, aren't you? What? Aren't you a little
red or Auburn? It's kind of it's kind of dark.
Does it all match? Are you red? Red here, red
there? You have a rug for it to match, girl.
Let me ask you a question. Do you groom down
there a certain way? Do you get rid of it entirely?
Like, what's your job? I like I fucking mow the
grass here. Completely. Well the best I can I
mean I don't do the Brazilian No, that's what
I'm saying. Like you don't like it like a No,
I don't I don't Okay, I don't like body hair
so That story where that you put your leg up
in the air and the the window washer was looking
at you. Oh No, I was laying there naked in the
bed and the fucking window washer thing. I saw
that like going up you whore And then when I
when I lived in Philly, I lived on the 15th floor
of a high rise and I was half asleep, naked,
and I saw a drone go by. Oh, my God. Jeff, you're
giving out free shows. I love it. I'm a little
bit of an exhibitionist myself. Like I'm not
an exhibitionist, but I've seen that one picture
that was floating around about you is that is
that the picture or their other picture? The
one that's like kind of like the, the my space
angle and you kind of see like your, your boobs
and it looks like there might be a nipple there
and stuff. Is that, isn't that the picture of
mommy that's been floating or like you were at
a club or something? I don't know. I think like,
did the window cleaner chop? No, he didn't. I
don't know. I I'm pretty like. I share if somebody
asks if they need something to like some material
for the evening. I'm usually compliant. Nothing
too crazy. I have like my standard giveaways
that are just like basics. And then I have like
the like full boobage. Is that, is that kind
of what you just depends on who it is. If it's
somebody I'm comfortable with, I'll give them
the whole gamut. But if not, knock it off, Brian
land. And that's not true. What is Oh my gosh.
Those mommy, those hot mommy picks those saved
on his hard drive. I'm having fun with these
chats. All right. Well, we're about an hour and
a half. We probably don't want to keep mommy.
Mommy's been a good fucking sport tonight. A
good egg. Good egg. You're a good sport, mommy.
I love you. I love imitating you. You're just
amazing. Are you going to hack a mania? Yes,
I am going to hack a mania. I cannot wait. I
am going to be a single and ready to mingle.
Oh, my God. So I'm on dudes. I mean, guys out
in the audience, those out there, guys. Come
on. If I go, you go. I'll go. I'll go out there.
I don't know what to tell you, man. She is fertile.
She is mingling. You better be there. Be there.
I get married in Vegas. You never know. Oh, wait.
We got somebody here. Night Melinda. Hello. Night.
Is that the beater chick that my dad fucked up
the ass? Yes. Oh, Jesus. Sweet night. I'm your
step mommy. Can impregnate you the muzzy goal
leave she alone All right, thanks, baby. Good
night, baby. Good night, Kevin. Yeah, you just
you took away dab I just I just booted up. Yeah.
Fuck dab. All right, mommy. Anything final words
you have for us? Everybody say hi to Prince.
Everybody check out Jacob. No dogs in the park.
Gosh. All right. Shush. Check out Jacob's in
Johnny F. Carson. Cutting up just shush me. He's
fresh in the morning. And follow me on Twitter
at loophole lady. And follow loophole lawyer,
whatever. Okay, and any words of advice just
before we go that anything that you just tell
everybody like what's your motto for life?