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you Happy Thursday night everybody Dan is here.

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Welcome to nice podcast stupid After uh, well

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you guys probably some of you saw me earlier

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You're probably saying where's Deb? Where's FK

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mommy? Well FK mommy is waiting in the wings

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We're gonna bring her on in a second the lovely

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FK mommy someone who needs no introduction We

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can ask her all about Ray and anything else you

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want to ask about but she is awesome We can't

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wait to have her on you have some other special

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guests. We'll see Um, you never know. You never

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know who'll show up. The lovely Deb will be joining

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us as well. She had a dental emergency. She's

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had this abscess tooth that she's been trying.

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She has a dentist appointment with and I guess

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it already popped out. So she's bleeding and

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we got a bleeder, but, uh, she'll be, she'll

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be joining very soon as well. Before I bring

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on mommy, there's a couple of things I just wanted

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to just get out there and we'll get her, get

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her in and Shoot the breeze. You're gonna have

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a nice nice show probably not too long. I think

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we're all tired. It's been a long day No mexicans

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dan Oh, maybe final boss would final boss. Maybe

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we'll send final boss to link and see if he wants

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to join Maybe we can uh get him hooked up with

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mommy But uh, hey, so a couple things number

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one We're back every thursday night except for

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I think later this week this month i'm gonna

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be in orlando so but Hit the like hit the like

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hit the shit subscribe all that stuff hit the

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alerts Do all that good stuff, you know, I don't

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have to tell you what to do. So a fake fake fight

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Oh, yeah, that's right. There's fake final bosses

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everywhere, man. I can't keep track of it It's

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there's so much going on but um, yeah do all

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that another thing that's really cool If you

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guys do like Spotify and all that I'm starting

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to put the audio tracks up on Spotify and since

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we don't really do a lot of work We're trying

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to do fewer clips and more of just shooting the

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shit It's really good. I actually got my old

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audacity audio and I kind of souped up the audio.

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So it sounds really good. They actually Spotify

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puts in the chapters and everything. So go back

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if you didn't see the, or hear the episode with

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Ava and Joey C last week. It was great. It's

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on Spotify. So definitely check it out. And then

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lastly, before we bring on Mommy, I just wanted

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to talk quickly about the Buckman Echol Pineapple

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thing before. You know, I don't we could talk

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about it when mommy and and Deb watched it. I

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don't think mommy watched it. So Buckman ended

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but tried to direct his channel to og mumble

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instead of you now Wouldn't expect anything else,

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but that's fine You know You never know how you

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do on these things and once again these debates

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they never go quite how you expect and there

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isn't a lot of I mean, I do prep myself to just

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know what I'm going to say, but I didn't know

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what the time constraints were. I didn't know

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what you kind of just like show up. And then

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I even showed up beforehand. I said, can I do

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like an opening statement? And then they said,

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no. And then I kind of put it away and then they're

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like, okay, do your opening statement. So it's

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a little bit of a kind of a kind of a crazy sort

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of thing like that, but I was asked to do it.

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So I did it. I thought it went well. I was expecting

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Buckman to be a little more confrontational.

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I kind of was going into it where I was wanting

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to really take the calm tact and not really argue.

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The last two times I've been on shows with him,

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he's had his audio jacked up and like yelling

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over me. So I actually made sure my audio was

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all high and that I wasn't going to get talked

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over, but I was not going to take the bait, take

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the cheese on that, but Apparently somebody coached

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Buckman up to do basically the same thing. So

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I think the first 30 to 40 minutes was probably

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pretty good. And then it sort of sort of tailed

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off. And then by the end, it was like a kumbaya.

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And I said, I just got to get out of here. I

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was losing steam. And they kept going. I was

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like, I'm looking up. It's an hour and 40 minutes.

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I said, like, how long do you want me to do this?

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I got other things to do. So yeah, no opening

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statement. Basically. Yeah, maybe I'll maybe

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I'll read the opening statement later. Yeah,

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very kangaroo court. And pineapple is his buddy.

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So I thought pineapple was impartial. I agreed

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to everything that they wanted me to do. I didn't

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cross stream. I didn't do anything like that.

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So if anyone has any questions about it or feedback

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or, you know, whatever, feel free to put it in

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the chat. Happy to happy to read or answer any

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questions. But I'd say it was. I'd say it was

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pretty even. I think I got some interesting things

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out of Buckman It was interesting that he said

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that he knew he might be a low cow, which I thought

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was very interesting. So I thought you leaving

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was kind of weak, dude That's my that's my fucking

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that's my move. I'm not it hour and 40 minutes,

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dude I'm sorry. That's you know, say what you

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will say that's weak. I don't know. What do you

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want me to do? There's no way that like Honestly,

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I kind of felt like they were trying to fucking

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drain me down. I'm like, what more do you want

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from me? It's like tell me so this is this would

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be my only complaint about this and Maybe this

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is too much inside kind of thing, but You need

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if you're gonna do this like a debate thing or

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whatever. You've got to let the person know how

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long it's going and What what to expect? It's

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it's it's different than just doing like any

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show like a panel where you're just talking because

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if you're doing this i have to listen everything

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buckman says i've got to respond to it i've got

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to absorb it it's very fucking draining and tiring

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to do that for an hour an hour and a half and

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then he's still fucking pumping out the questions

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so at some point you just got to say like enough's

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enough i mean i could feel myself tailing off

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i was just like irish goodbye that's my that's

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my move see mr blue sky knows i'm an irish goodbye

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guy Don't fucking I'm not at the party and I

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got to like congregate everybody together. Oh

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my god, Dan's leaving Oh my god, let's do hugs.

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Let's do hugs ease before he leaves. No, I'm

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the guy I fucking grab my jacket out of the bedroom

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and I slide out the door and nobody knows I'm

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gone and no You know what? You know what? The

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funny thing about the Irish goodbye is nobody

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ever forgets that you did the Irish Nobody ever

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remembers that you did the Irish. Goodbye. No

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one says hey, we're Dan go at the end of the

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night Nobody ever fucking remembers It's the

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fucking move. It's the classic move. You always

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do it. It's tough to do it on that show I should

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have just fucking just not even said anything

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and just shut it off. That's really the true

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Irish goodbye, but That's the only that's the

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only way to exit man. You just fucking you just

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peace out on something like that I gave you a

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hunt I gave you an hour and 40 minutes. Like

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what more do you want? I'm not getting paid for

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this and It's just like we're saying the same

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things over and over again. It's just like and

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then then the question was hey Buckman Tell us

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something you like about Dan show. I was just

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like at that point. I'm like, alright, I'm out

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Like this this is this is run its course, but

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i'll tell you one thing that hasn't run its course

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Our our first gas i'm gonna bring her on to play

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the music Mommy Dan how are you? Are you doing

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girl? Ellen, I'm just home late at night live.

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First of all, can I just make just an observation?

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Very long intro very long. What's that about?

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Like what about like? What is that about? It's

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just that that's just just what we do here. It's

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you know, you love to come in hot so I'm coming

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in hot I want to know exactly why I was here

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for 25 minutes and Literally is the first time

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I'm on the screen Fair points fair points. I

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should have done this. I should have done the

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shorter intro for you. So My apologies mommy.

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I know it's alright. Hi everybody How you doing

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girl? What's new? Oh my gosh. Nothing is new.

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Everything's the same What's the goss, what's

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the hot goss of these days? Wow. Just jump right

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into it. No, there is no hot goss. I wish I did

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have some. Why am I so big on the screen right

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now? Good God. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Anyway,

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I would like to point out to everybody I have

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my favorite pineapple and corn on. You know me,

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I love fruits and vegetables. Very nice. Very

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nice. Is that your official like dabble verse

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jacket? Is that like Yes, it's airbrushed on

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the back with Teamster Tim It faces airbrushed

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on the back of it. Oh my god. Can you turn around

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and show us please? You'll see it in AC Okay,

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what AC you'll see teams for Tim? Right Atlanta

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Dan got a rub one off real quick. Come on guys

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be nice She is lovely. She is beautiful. She

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is Available. Are you available? Yes. She's available

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guys. So I have a dying to ask you this. Oh dear.

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What's it like to be a single lady? A single

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lady of a certain age, you know, a more mature

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lady. What's it like being out there dating?

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Are you, are you. No. Not dating are you do you

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think about like, you know, what am I gonna do?

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Like am I gonna like go on the apps? Am I gonna?

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What are you thinking I just I won't I just I'll

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end up just being with somebody I've known or

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know my whole life because it's like one of my

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good friends and I just like them or I'll just

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Be me and do me for the rest of my life. I just

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can't imagine like trying to meet a brand new

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person and Trust somebody and I don't know. It's

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very weird. I don't like the thought of it Have

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you been on any first dates or anything like

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since you know? Yes, I know I know but so so

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you so you think that you would probably end

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up with somebody that you you know, you've known,

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you've grown up with, you've known a friend.

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Like someone will reach out and be like, Oh,

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remember me? And I'm like, yeah, from kindergarten,

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like, like, I feel like that's what will happen,

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because I just can't imagine that there's somebody

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out there that I have not met yet. I feel like

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I've met everybody I'm ever going to meet in

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my life. Does that make sense? Or is that crazy?

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Well, I mean you you've met everybody in New

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Jersey and really there is there anybody outside

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of New Jersey? I mean, that's well that no Awesome.

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Mommy would make a great couple Garfi Kravak

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or says Garfi Kravak or trouble So so you well

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speaking of breakups you also broke up with Ray

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Paul what you call the relationship with Ray

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like what is what I called it always was the

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mommy mentorship program. I like to take - You're

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like the momager, the mommy manager, right? Yes.

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I've managed many a career of social media children

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in my life and I'm like, I could do this because

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the managing part is the easy part. It's the

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making sure that they're not bothered by the

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trolls and that they have confidence and that

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they don't read all the comments. You know, just

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certain things, especially at certain ages. So

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I'm like, oh, this is going to be easy. He's

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a full grown adult. I can teach him like how

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to handle this and not let any of this bother

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him. And that just a two years, I even extended

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my program for an additional year. Cause I was

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like, maybe I failed your scholarship program.

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You know, that's an after that one. And this

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year I actually offered. The final boss, but

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he thinks I'm trolling him. So I am going to

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allow it to happen at his own pace I like him

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very much. He knows that so When did you know

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that so you said it goes back two years? When

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did you know that you wanted to kind of? take

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Ray under your under your arm and your wing and

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kind of you know, then be as Be as momager. What,

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how did you figure out that you wanted to do

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that even? My children had outgrown me. Um, I

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started really investing myself into like the

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dollars, but the community more not like the

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other end of it, like just the community, the

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chat, the making sure everybody's in contact

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and you know, I Thought since the very first

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time I saw Ray was like a kindred spirit like

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this poor boy Like he just needs a hug. That's

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really all he needed like in my head So when

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I invited him to dinner, it genuinely was an

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invite to dinner. I did not even for It no point

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run train none of that. So like I thought that

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that it was like a normal thing come to dinner

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meet my family like obviously he has some sort

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of something going on not that i don't have a

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lot going on in my own life but it would have

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been just nice to like have him come in and us

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have bonded over like the one thing we had in

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common which was the double verse but no he resisted

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with all his might and i have I really think

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I tried like your family dinner and just like

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have like a seat at the table. Is that is that

00:15:45.429 --> 00:15:48.429
what you were doing? We there was a point where

00:15:48.429 --> 00:15:51.190
like we did Sunday dinner and we did the whole

00:15:51.190 --> 00:15:54.070
thing and you know, it was like you went to church

00:15:54.070 --> 00:15:56.629
you came home You did Sunday dinner you sat around

00:15:56.629 --> 00:16:00.070
you talked you played a game did a puzzle like

00:16:00.070 --> 00:16:03.470
real white shit but like I feel like he missed

00:16:03.470 --> 00:16:09.000
out on it for some reason or he Misses it Or

00:16:09.000 --> 00:16:11.080
he had it growing up and he doesn't have it anymore.

00:16:11.080 --> 00:16:15.960
So I thought maybe we could know No, and I missed

00:16:15.960 --> 00:16:19.159
it Yeah, what do you think happened with him

00:16:19.159 --> 00:16:21.759
that made him kind of have that arrested development

00:16:21.759 --> 00:16:26.580
or that it was the jackshack It was definitely

00:16:26.580 --> 00:16:29.899
the jackshack. I think when he came of age and

00:16:29.899 --> 00:16:33.700
they put him out in the shed or whatever the

00:16:33.700 --> 00:16:40.730
porch I think it gave him, it made him feel like

00:16:40.730 --> 00:16:44.909
not part of the family maybe. I think we have

00:16:44.909 --> 00:16:48.970
someone who just joined. Hi, is that former President

00:16:48.970 --> 00:16:54.889
Joe Biden? Is he? Did he just join? Oh my gosh.

00:16:55.610 --> 00:16:58.809
Did who just join President Biden? Mr. President?

00:16:58.830 --> 00:17:03.909
I just joined. Yes, you joined Joe Biden. Thank

00:17:03.909 --> 00:17:09.029
you for your service. Thank you for your cervix

00:17:09.029 --> 00:17:15.950
not my cervix Jesus. No, come on Joe Yeah, it's

00:17:15.950 --> 00:17:18.329
Josh and you know, I'm only here for the goof.

00:17:18.710 --> 00:17:23.269
Yeah, apparently dirty little dog We were just

00:17:23.269 --> 00:17:26.150
talking about a little you're a dog face horny

00:17:26.150 --> 00:17:32.089
soldier Excuse me, Joe. That's not a way to talk

00:17:32.089 --> 00:17:35.160
to a lady. I just got it, dude You just got to

00:17:35.160 --> 00:17:37.599
do, you know, the classics, you know, the hits.

00:17:38.019 --> 00:17:40.319
Yep. Got to play all the hits, Joe, of course.

00:17:40.339 --> 00:17:42.220
Where does Joe come from? How does this happen?

00:17:42.559 --> 00:17:46.480
Anyway, I don't know. What's that, Joe? So where

00:17:46.480 --> 00:17:49.500
were we? We were talking about comedian, stand

00:17:49.500 --> 00:17:54.039
-up comedian Ray DeVito and his Jack Shack. Oh,

00:17:54.039 --> 00:17:59.019
yeah. You know Ray DeVito, President Biden? Yeah,

00:17:59.119 --> 00:18:03.250
yeah, sure. He's okay. So yes, so tell us about

00:18:03.250 --> 00:18:05.750
the jackshack mommy what what so they put him

00:18:05.750 --> 00:18:08.369
out in a place for him to master I think what

00:18:08.369 --> 00:18:13.950
yes told her about the jackshack Somebody else

00:18:13.950 --> 00:18:16.190
is joining us here. Oh my god, please let it

00:18:16.190 --> 00:18:22.289
be president Trump It's a like president is that

00:18:22.289 --> 00:18:24.509
president Trump from bed he said president Trump

00:18:24.509 --> 00:18:26.809
just said hit the like button Don't you dare?

00:18:26.890 --> 00:18:31.539
He was he don't you dare? Let's just get along.

00:18:31.700 --> 00:18:39.799
Okay, everyone. All right. Well, let's, let's,

00:18:39.819 --> 00:18:41.539
we have two perch mats to read. We'll read those

00:18:41.539 --> 00:18:42.519
and then we're going to, and then I want to hear

00:18:42.519 --> 00:18:46.599
more about, uh, about Mr. Ray DeVito. Uh, first

00:18:46.599 --> 00:18:50.779
one, Alpha Shane, $19 .85. You stink hard. Thankfully,

00:18:50.960 --> 00:18:53.200
Mir and Chow think you're cool. That is a recipe

00:18:53.200 --> 00:18:55.599
for growth in this world. So thank you to my,

00:18:55.599 --> 00:18:58.640
my boys, Mir and Chow. They, they believe in

00:18:58.640 --> 00:19:00.970
me. I was pretty sure that that was directed

00:19:00.970 --> 00:19:03.809
right at me because Mir and Chow are my friends

00:19:03.809 --> 00:19:07.029
as well. Oh, you think that's about you? Yeah,

00:19:07.029 --> 00:19:09.190
so. No, I think that you must be talking about

00:19:09.190 --> 00:19:11.410
me. We would nobody. I don't think our audience

00:19:11.410 --> 00:19:14.410
would make fun of you. But anyway, thank you,

00:19:14.490 --> 00:19:16.730
Alpha Shane. Five dollars. Oh, another one from

00:19:16.730 --> 00:19:19.490
Alpha Shane. Five dollars. Blocking words is

00:19:19.490 --> 00:19:22.289
so weak. Oh, what words do you have blocked you

00:19:22.289 --> 00:19:26.089
little tummy? I have. So that's that's a good

00:19:26.089 --> 00:19:32.079
question. I have. Oh, no. Where is the world

00:19:32.079 --> 00:19:39.700
sparking the world? Is that Kevin Brennan? Did

00:19:39.700 --> 00:19:44.500
Kevin Brennan just join? Are you? No, I won't

00:19:44.500 --> 00:19:48.700
talk to Kevin. I'll take my earbuds out. I'm

00:19:48.700 --> 00:19:52.480
just writing. OK, Joe, it's Joe. OK, Joe Biden's

00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:55.789
back. That's not it's not really Kevin. That's

00:19:55.789 --> 00:20:02.609
a fake Kevin voice. So I can do What is going

00:20:02.609 --> 00:20:04.170
on? I don't know what's going on. I'm getting

00:20:04.170 --> 00:20:08.109
lost too. This is your show President Biden control

00:20:08.109 --> 00:20:10.750
yourself, please. I just do a very I just do

00:20:10.750 --> 00:20:15.009
a very good Kevin Brendan I Do it for the goose

00:20:15.009 --> 00:20:17.970
and for the other Peter Sky Parker. We had over

00:20:17.970 --> 00:20:21.069
his names, you know the thing Oh, yes, Peter

00:20:21.069 --> 00:20:23.789
Sky Parker. We do we love Peter Sky Parker I

00:20:23.789 --> 00:20:26.410
could find him anywhere, do you know that? Me

00:20:26.410 --> 00:20:29.470
and Peter Sky Parker have like a telekinesis

00:20:29.470 --> 00:20:33.170
thing. Oh do you? So you met him on a few occasions?

00:20:33.950 --> 00:20:35.750
Oh yeah. Two Atlantic cities. I was in Nam too.

00:20:36.309 --> 00:20:40.650
Oh god. Two Atlantic cities. Two times he was

00:20:40.650 --> 00:20:44.569
not with anybody else and I found him randomly

00:20:44.569 --> 00:20:48.890
with other people having a good time. One time

00:20:48.890 --> 00:20:51.329
he was actually hanging out with my friends without

00:20:51.329 --> 00:20:54.740
me. Found him. He did some kind of back to his

00:20:54.740 --> 00:20:57.019
mat on your girlfriend. No, I don't think he

00:20:57.019 --> 00:20:58.660
even knew who they were They were like you gotta

00:20:58.660 --> 00:21:01.880
meet our friends and I was like, that's my friends.

00:21:02.799 --> 00:21:05.460
So He said oh there he's in the chat. He says

00:21:05.460 --> 00:21:08.160
mommy just found me. So yeah, you guys have like

00:21:08.160 --> 00:21:12.460
this weird Magnetic thing going on. That's awesome.

00:21:12.700 --> 00:21:17.420
I'm like doing whitefish Good white face with

00:21:17.420 --> 00:21:25.480
what Joe? Yeah White fish. White fish. Jesus.

00:21:25.940 --> 00:21:31.539
Sorry. It's just my dentures. Joe, isn't it tapioca

00:21:31.539 --> 00:21:34.559
time back at the at the house with Dr. Jill?

00:21:34.819 --> 00:21:38.660
I'll behave. Okay, thank you. We'll bugman for

00:21:38.660 --> 00:21:41.359
$2. It must have hurt to get dumped for hope.

00:21:41.940 --> 00:21:46.240
No. Oh, my god. I'm for hope. Yes. Every night

00:21:46.240 --> 00:21:49.160
I lose sleep about it. No, I don't feel like

00:21:49.160 --> 00:21:52.880
I got done for hope. I don't. And I wish hope

00:21:52.880 --> 00:21:58.000
well with her project. Did you know I do the

00:21:58.000 --> 00:22:02.859
voice for hope? No, my God. Let me hear it. Yeah,

00:22:02.859 --> 00:22:06.779
I do. I do the voice for her. Can I hear it?

00:22:07.180 --> 00:22:09.980
You know, the voiceover. Yeah, no, no, no, I'm

00:22:09.980 --> 00:22:13.640
sorry. I have to warm up anyway. Warm up. Let

00:22:13.640 --> 00:22:17.279
us know when you get there. Hope. Mike Donahue

00:22:17.279 --> 00:22:21.460
199. Hey, it's the big guy How's barista going

00:22:21.460 --> 00:22:31.019
Joe? It's going splendidly Echo pineapple for

00:22:31.019 --> 00:22:35.059
two. What is that? Is that euros pounds two pounds?

00:22:35.759 --> 00:22:41.079
Which is probably our urine Oh, yeah, yeah, we

00:22:41.079 --> 00:22:45.779
got another European up. Oh, yeah It's all I

00:22:45.779 --> 00:22:50.019
could do. It's all, yeah, it's all I can do.

00:22:50.859 --> 00:22:53.720
Thanks for the Amazon parcel, Dan. I don't know.

00:22:53.819 --> 00:22:58.140
I guess I got, did I get your welcome? Yes, you're

00:22:58.140 --> 00:23:00.900
welcome. Echo pineapple. All right. Backed back

00:23:00.900 --> 00:23:05.240
to, uh, back to the stage. So, so Ray, so he

00:23:05.240 --> 00:23:08.940
went to the Jack shack. I think that was. Yeah.

00:23:09.000 --> 00:23:13.930
His first. introduction to having some sort of

00:23:13.930 --> 00:23:18.990
anxiety problems. Have you ever so see what the

00:23:18.990 --> 00:23:26.309
bed? I can't confirm that I don't know. Interesting.

00:23:26.569 --> 00:23:30.970
Well, we just you went the hallway. He has pissed

00:23:30.970 --> 00:23:37.670
in the hallway. We were familiar with that. Joe

00:23:37.670 --> 00:23:39.690
you know all that you know all the stories all

00:23:39.690 --> 00:23:43.230
the hits every such you're fucking nerd. Are

00:23:43.230 --> 00:23:47.650
you a dabbler Joe? Yeah, yeah, I'm a dabbler.

00:23:47.650 --> 00:23:50.150
Yeah, so like out of all the ladies in the double

00:23:50.150 --> 00:23:56.690
verse, which one is your type? Date one, I think

00:23:56.690 --> 00:24:01.950
or day or whatever. No, not a lot Yes, you had

00:24:01.950 --> 00:24:13.039
it right lady B Joe Yeah She's what She's also

00:24:13.039 --> 00:24:18.799
very cool funny Yes, what do you think of mommy

00:24:18.799 --> 00:24:24.180
Joe Don't you dare? Behave be nice away. Don't

00:24:24.180 --> 00:24:27.180
you dare? Yeah, she's so much. She's a mom. She's

00:24:27.180 --> 00:24:31.279
the mommy for ray and everything It's cool. I

00:24:31.279 --> 00:24:33.799
respect it. She's a Catholic, a fellow Catholic

00:24:33.799 --> 00:24:38.680
too, right? Yes. Yeah. She pooped my pants in

00:24:38.680 --> 00:24:42.240
the Vatican. We're all Catholics. Oh my gosh.

00:24:42.539 --> 00:24:44.500
Yeah, I pooped my pants in the Vatican over there

00:24:44.500 --> 00:24:47.599
in Spain. That's not in Spain, and that's not

00:24:47.599 --> 00:24:51.039
funny. Don't defecate on the house. I did poop

00:24:51.039 --> 00:24:56.740
my pants. Sorry, I just did with the pope. The

00:24:56.740 --> 00:25:00.240
new one or the old one? It's true. It's a dead

00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:06.480
one. Oh Come on Joe Be nice. I miss you man.

00:25:06.759 --> 00:25:09.740
I miss you, too All right, Joe. We're gonna look

00:25:09.740 --> 00:25:12.619
for your break. I want to talk to mommy I want

00:25:12.619 --> 00:25:15.359
to talk to mommy about Ray and we'll have you

00:25:15.359 --> 00:25:17.359
come back in a little bit Okay, Joe go go have

00:25:17.359 --> 00:25:18.980
some tapioca and we'll bring you back in a little

00:25:18.980 --> 00:25:26.269
bit. All right Yeah, I'm cool What the hell is

00:25:26.269 --> 00:25:27.630
happening? That was former President Joe Biden,

00:25:27.910 --> 00:25:29.890
everyone. President Biden. Thank you. Since when

00:25:29.890 --> 00:25:32.869
do you have former presidents on your show? I

00:25:32.869 --> 00:25:36.029
miss a lot when I go to bed. We got a lot of

00:25:36.029 --> 00:25:37.730
former presidents that are into the dabble -verse,

00:25:37.809 --> 00:25:40.410
I guess, apparently. So, yeah, that was interesting.

00:25:40.890 --> 00:25:44.430
Wild. Jarby easy. I just popped by to see if

00:25:44.430 --> 00:25:46.309
anyone cool was here. Well, we got the coolest

00:25:46.309 --> 00:25:49.150
person in the world, FKA Mommy. You can keep

00:25:49.150 --> 00:25:51.750
looking for something else to watch, obviously.

00:25:53.090 --> 00:25:57.289
You came to the right place So with Ray, so he's

00:25:57.289 --> 00:26:02.210
got a little bit of stunted thing With the the

00:26:02.210 --> 00:26:05.049
sexual hang -ups that he's got so he talks about

00:26:05.049 --> 00:26:10.250
doing what poppin Viagras and things. No, he

00:26:10.250 --> 00:26:15.549
doesn't know true. He says I would like to just

00:26:15.549 --> 00:26:19.910
Let it be known that men who take medication

00:26:19.910 --> 00:26:24.730
a lot of them at this age, antidepressants, stuff

00:26:24.730 --> 00:26:29.049
for their heart. It causes erectile dysfunction,

00:26:29.049 --> 00:26:33.130
so it's not uncommon. So all you guys out there

00:26:33.130 --> 00:26:35.430
talking your shit like you don't know what they're

00:26:35.430 --> 00:26:38.930
talking about. Ray has to do what any normal

00:26:38.930 --> 00:26:42.630
guy might have to do if he's on medication. I

00:26:42.630 --> 00:26:46.549
just don't think. Oh, Hugh Zee. Former president

00:26:46.549 --> 00:26:49.170
or actually current president. Oh, my God. I

00:26:49.170 --> 00:26:53.019
thought I was Hugh Zee. Two times. Where'd that

00:26:53.019 --> 00:26:57.900
fucking Biden go? Hey Biden, do you know anything

00:26:57.900 --> 00:27:03.799
to say to Trump? Oh yeah? Come here and I'll

00:27:03.799 --> 00:27:08.880
beat you to the top, man. You're a coward. You

00:27:08.880 --> 00:27:11.940
couldn't beat me to the race in Epstein Island,

00:27:12.140 --> 00:27:20.779
loser. Oh yeah? Well, you don't... You're orange.

00:27:22.339 --> 00:27:27.819
Yes, there's a stain in your pants. Yeah, I don't

00:27:27.819 --> 00:27:32.039
know if it's true, but yeah. Large skin hurt

00:27:32.039 --> 00:27:34.920
me. President Trump, I think some stones may

00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:39.680
break my boner, but you can never hurt me. You

00:27:39.680 --> 00:27:43.539
know, I did a movie with Macaulay Culkin. get

00:27:43.539 --> 00:27:50.019
rid of these two please all right president biden

00:27:50.019 --> 00:27:54.000
and everybody thank you thank you guys uh so

00:27:54.000 --> 00:27:58.779
i was thinking yeah oh i'm losing control i was

00:27:58.779 --> 00:28:01.380
talking to lady kb today and i was like maybe

00:28:01.380 --> 00:28:05.740
like by the time hackamania happens i might actually

00:28:05.740 --> 00:28:08.759
be like officially officially like single and

00:28:08.759 --> 00:28:14.930
ready to mingle so It's going to be a wild. Mangle

00:28:14.930 --> 00:28:20.849
at AC. Are you looking to maybe? I'm going down

00:28:20.849 --> 00:28:25.769
there to do what I do best, suss out everything,

00:28:25.930 --> 00:28:27.650
make sure everybody's on their best behavior.

00:28:28.089 --> 00:28:30.490
I know I look like I'm a good time, but I'm more

00:28:30.490 --> 00:28:35.559
like the hall monitor. In person, I know you've

00:28:35.559 --> 00:28:38.259
been called the hall monitor. So I kind of do

00:28:38.259 --> 00:28:40.859
it in real life IRL. I'm like flimsy. Where are

00:28:40.859 --> 00:28:43.920
you going? Somebody watch Ray somebody take care

00:28:43.920 --> 00:28:46.880
of Tim. He drank too much. So somebody has to

00:28:46.880 --> 00:28:56.200
be that person The holier than that It's the

00:28:56.200 --> 00:29:03.390
toothless wonder How are you doing? Don't do

00:29:03.390 --> 00:29:05.430
that. Tell everybody what happened to you, but

00:29:05.430 --> 00:29:09.970
don't be graphic, please. I had a loose tooth

00:29:09.970 --> 00:29:15.890
and it just like came out. So it's under my pillow

00:29:15.890 --> 00:29:18.869
and I expect like five dollars when I wake up.

00:29:19.250 --> 00:29:21.549
Oh, shit. Inflation. Did you yank it or did it

00:29:21.549 --> 00:29:24.309
just fall out naturally? It like literally just

00:29:24.309 --> 00:29:27.529
like went bloop. Can I respond to something in

00:29:27.529 --> 00:29:32.980
the chat? Yeah. Chris Mack is telling fibs and

00:29:32.980 --> 00:29:37.039
tall tales and I won't have it. This is not true.

00:29:37.380 --> 00:29:39.099
That's all. So Chris Mack is macking on you?

00:29:39.480 --> 00:29:43.519
No, he's saying he's telling people that I told

00:29:43.519 --> 00:29:46.200
him to meet him somewhere. None of this is true.

00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:52.079
I totally believe Chris Mack. I'm sorry. Chris,

00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:55.119
post the screenshots. I give you permission.

00:29:55.539 --> 00:29:58.019
Post the DMs Chris. Let's see them. I give him

00:29:58.019 --> 00:30:01.500
permission. You know, this specific one, nothing

00:30:01.500 --> 00:30:05.880
else. All right. I don't want to get loose with

00:30:05.880 --> 00:30:09.680
that. I just set up my road caster today. So,

00:30:09.740 --> 00:30:15.240
mommy, tell me if you hear this. Come on, baby.

00:30:15.700 --> 00:30:19.519
Did you heard it loud and clear? Yes. Do we got

00:30:19.519 --> 00:30:22.059
this? Don't be a don't be a Chad where you're

00:30:22.059 --> 00:30:26.369
going on other shows and playing the audio. Wait,

00:30:26.470 --> 00:30:32.329
wait, wait, let me do that. It's very loud. That

00:30:32.329 --> 00:30:36.690
was very, very loud. Just maybe like from a 10

00:30:36.690 --> 00:30:40.430
to a two. I know. I just want to know if you

00:30:40.430 --> 00:30:43.569
heard it. Oh, we hear it. My neighbor heard it.

00:30:43.569 --> 00:30:45.549
I'm hoping that for that. Let me let me lower

00:30:45.549 --> 00:30:49.369
it. Let me try again. Hold on. Is that better?

00:30:49.829 --> 00:30:53.059
Okay. Hey mommy did chris back say this and did

00:30:53.059 --> 00:30:55.140
he dm this to you? Am I allowed to put my penis

00:30:55.140 --> 00:30:59.680
in your vagina right now? Was that the kind of

00:30:59.680 --> 00:31:01.779
does that what was going on in the dms or no?

00:31:01.839 --> 00:31:04.119
I don't I didn't know what you said or I didn't

00:31:04.119 --> 00:31:06.319
what am I allowed to put my penis in your vagina

00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:11.519
right now? You see that you could you hear that?

00:31:11.619 --> 00:31:13.980
No, am I allowed to put my penis in your vagina

00:31:13.980 --> 00:31:16.539
right now? But I don't see nothing coming out

00:31:16.539 --> 00:31:19.220
of it. Could you just say you hear that? Yes

00:31:20.430 --> 00:31:23.089
Am I allowed to put my penis in your vagina?

00:31:23.589 --> 00:31:28.349
That's what it's like. God, no. You cannot. OK,

00:31:28.549 --> 00:31:31.970
Snooki, that's not very nice. That's very snookie.

00:31:32.349 --> 00:31:34.609
Oh, my God. Snooki was fun. Did you ever watch

00:31:34.609 --> 00:31:37.819
that back in the day? Jersey Shore. Loved it.

00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:41.140
She's spooky. She's spooky. My daughter had her

00:31:41.140 --> 00:31:45.640
own character called Reese's Pieces. And because

00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:48.059
she was so young, she melts in your mouth, not

00:31:48.059 --> 00:31:50.940
in your hands. She called Snooki Snickers and

00:31:50.940 --> 00:31:53.099
she'd be like, I like Snooki. I like this little

00:31:53.099 --> 00:31:54.980
Snickers. And then the next thing I know, she

00:31:54.980 --> 00:31:56.859
started calling herself Reese's Pieces from the

00:31:56.859 --> 00:31:59.460
Jersey Shua. And I was like, oh, shit, I have

00:31:59.460 --> 00:32:01.559
a problem on my hands. Oh, yeah, you got to get

00:32:01.559 --> 00:32:06.599
and she turns into exactly that child. And what

00:32:06.599 --> 00:32:12.880
are you called mommy? IRL. Yeah. He, Isaac Walmart

00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:17.000
is a J wow guy and Dominic, the hung is Snooki

00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:20.019
Snooki all the way. Yeah. No, I get that. I'm

00:32:20.019 --> 00:32:22.819
a cross between the two of them. So you are,

00:32:22.900 --> 00:32:25.519
you're awesome. Yeah. I'm like the best of both

00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:28.440
of them. Hmm. Did you hear Jesse agiles accent?

00:32:28.460 --> 00:32:31.430
Have you ever heard her talk? Yeah, I heard some

00:32:31.430 --> 00:32:34.970
kind of voice memo that she said something like

00:32:34.970 --> 00:32:39.869
this. Yes, I heard it. Rosie Perez. It was very

00:32:39.869 --> 00:32:45.069
dramatic. And like, we get it. We get it. You

00:32:45.069 --> 00:32:50.170
want us to see you, Jesse. Hi, Jesse. Hi, Jesse.

00:32:52.369 --> 00:32:54.569
He needs a little steak on his hang low. Is that

00:32:54.569 --> 00:32:57.109
are we talking about? OK, we go back to Ray now.

00:32:58.210 --> 00:33:02.279
So. So, so what made you break up with Ray? What

00:33:02.279 --> 00:33:06.839
made you like say, this program only lasts a

00:33:06.839 --> 00:33:10.200
year. I told you it was you. I had a date. Okay.

00:33:10.559 --> 00:33:13.599
Why didn't you extend it? I did. I did. I extended

00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:21.200
it from 23. I did all 2024 all 2025 in 2026 is

00:33:21.200 --> 00:33:26.609
the final boss's year. So so so are you so are

00:33:26.609 --> 00:33:28.410
you in final bought you're definitely gonna be

00:33:28.410 --> 00:33:30.549
mentoring final boss then what what is that?

00:33:30.690 --> 00:33:34.890
Okay, so It's not I can it's like a mommy mentorship.

00:33:34.890 --> 00:33:38.329
So it's more like I'm here if you need me. I

00:33:38.329 --> 00:33:42.309
have Mommy yes. Yes. He has the numbers. He has

00:33:42.309 --> 00:33:47.660
the DMs. He knows I have access to certain tips,

00:33:47.880 --> 00:33:51.559
pointers, creators. I can get him information,

00:33:52.019 --> 00:33:55.519
knowledge, anything he needs to make, you know,

00:33:55.640 --> 00:33:58.440
a little splash so that he could come out onto

00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:02.900
the scene crispy and clean. And he hasn't taken

00:34:02.900 --> 00:34:06.619
me upon it yet at all. So he's got your digits.

00:34:06.680 --> 00:34:08.699
He's got your number. He's got the bathroom,

00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:11.840
but he's called. We've talked, but he's just

00:34:11.840 --> 00:34:14.320
like, I don't know if I can trust you. And I'm

00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:16.780
just like, you'll learn. You can trust me on

00:34:16.780 --> 00:34:22.179
a scale of one to 10, one being, um, just total,

00:34:22.179 --> 00:34:24.440
you know, needs all the help in the world to

00:34:24.440 --> 00:34:28.420
being like, you know, summa cum laude mommy,

00:34:28.420 --> 00:34:31.579
mommy university, like graduating with honors.

00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:34.139
Where would you say final boss falls in the one

00:34:34.139 --> 00:34:39.480
to 10 scale? okay after ray he is going to be

00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:44.559
my star student i mean yeah on a roll yeah on

00:34:44.559 --> 00:34:46.940
a roll because he's already he's not asking me

00:34:46.940 --> 00:34:51.719
the stupid questions it's very basic um what

00:34:51.719 --> 00:34:54.219
sort of questions does he ask you like what what

00:34:54.219 --> 00:34:57.449
what things are you helping with This is personal

00:34:57.449 --> 00:35:00.250
stuff. Mommy, mommy, mentorship programs. Very

00:35:00.250 --> 00:35:02.989
insider. It's confidential. It's not confidential,

00:35:02.989 --> 00:35:05.510
but it's like I want him to have access to something

00:35:05.510 --> 00:35:08.110
that everybody else doesn't. And this is why

00:35:08.110 --> 00:35:10.409
he has to learn to trust me, because I would

00:35:10.409 --> 00:35:13.670
never come on here and tell everybody. And do

00:35:13.670 --> 00:35:18.469
you think Ray dumped you for hope? Yes. From

00:35:18.469 --> 00:35:20.969
that's from Shmuel Bugman for two dollars. He

00:35:20.969 --> 00:35:23.210
said that's the second time he sees really Shmuel

00:35:23.210 --> 00:35:25.409
Bugman is really that's the narrative he's trying

00:35:25.409 --> 00:35:28.400
to. Trying to push here. That's I don't believe

00:35:28.400 --> 00:35:31.260
it. That's okay for two dollars We're gonna hear

00:35:31.260 --> 00:35:34.400
it out and we're also gonna say good evening

00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:38.199
and PS from rev fugly rev fugly. How you doing?

00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:42.260
Good to see you. Thank you rev fugly. Thank you

00:35:42.260 --> 00:35:45.119
schmoole bugman You know mommy, I'm gonna be

00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:47.699
honest. I think you're a very classy lady and

00:35:47.699 --> 00:35:51.179
you know if I was You know if I was the final

00:35:51.179 --> 00:35:53.380
well final boss. It's that so the mommy thing.

00:35:53.500 --> 00:35:56.199
It's not like a There's nothing sexual about

00:35:56.199 --> 00:36:01.380
it. It's really no Not at all All right I'm gonna

00:36:01.380 --> 00:36:03.760
tell him probably more than I should but a couple

00:36:03.760 --> 00:36:08.980
weeks ago TFB had a cult Mommy mentorship program.

00:36:08.980 --> 00:36:11.460
I'm making my homemade soup. I'm delivering it

00:36:11.460 --> 00:36:14.059
to your house. I'm making sure you eat you're

00:36:14.059 --> 00:36:17.219
sick. You're hydrated I'm gonna make sure you

00:36:17.219 --> 00:36:19.699
know, your errands get run so that you could

00:36:19.699 --> 00:36:22.320
get back to streaming Are you gonna are you actually

00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:26.469
meeting him in real life? Yes, oh you are of

00:36:26.469 --> 00:36:30.469
course No, I'm not going to divulge any further

00:36:30.469 --> 00:36:33.210
information, but if you do you intend to meet

00:36:33.210 --> 00:36:38.469
him I am within driving distance and I offer

00:36:38.469 --> 00:36:44.409
any type of friendly motherly services Do you

00:36:44.409 --> 00:36:49.369
understand? Sure He's got a big night a date

00:36:49.369 --> 00:36:52.150
coming up. He wants his clothes ironed. I'm ironing

00:36:52.150 --> 00:36:55.739
them So wow, so you're gonna help him dress up

00:36:55.739 --> 00:36:58.679
you're gonna yeah, like even when Ray would we

00:36:58.679 --> 00:37:00.719
went to the hotel I got your his clothes for

00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:03.039
him when we went out to AC so he could look nice

00:37:03.039 --> 00:37:05.000
and pick up some girls like these are things

00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:07.960
I can't hang his clothes so that there's no like

00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:10.739
do wingman wingwoman services like do you do

00:37:10.739 --> 00:37:13.940
like a girlfriend experience that's about me

00:37:13.940 --> 00:37:16.320
you have no idea the wingwoman I am not only

00:37:16.320 --> 00:37:18.960
am I a good wingwoman, but sometimes I bring

00:37:18.960 --> 00:37:24.519
a prize like What kind of prize? Like me plus

00:37:24.519 --> 00:37:31.760
one. Oh, I like it. Do you let them repeat you?

00:37:31.980 --> 00:37:34.400
I'm looking at God. Are you mental, Deb? This

00:37:34.400 --> 00:37:37.940
is not that. Yeah, behave yourself reading the

00:37:37.940 --> 00:37:42.940
Panhandler here. He says, OK, I have to respect

00:37:42.940 --> 00:37:46.900
the chat, you know. OK, Panhandler, you know

00:37:46.900 --> 00:37:49.579
that's not the type of situation I have going

00:37:49.579 --> 00:37:54.650
here. I think she's a large breasted woman. Doesn't

00:37:54.650 --> 00:37:57.449
mean we have to make it into a fetish. Now, if

00:37:57.449 --> 00:38:00.469
one of my boys is upset and he needs to nuzzle

00:38:00.469 --> 00:38:03.690
up against me, I will allow it. A good hug, a

00:38:03.690 --> 00:38:06.650
good mommy hug. I bet you get the best hug. Yes.

00:38:07.190 --> 00:38:09.429
Didn't Panhandler have a stroke or something?

00:38:09.550 --> 00:38:12.610
Isn't his face all fucked up? So forgive him

00:38:12.610 --> 00:38:17.130
for his questions that I might put up here. I

00:38:17.130 --> 00:38:19.230
don't think that's because of his stroke. I think

00:38:19.230 --> 00:38:21.349
he was just born like that. Yeah, I think I think

00:38:21.349 --> 00:38:24.289
he was a perv before the stroke, but no, no,

00:38:24.289 --> 00:38:32.929
no. He has motor skill issues now. So now I forgive

00:38:32.929 --> 00:38:37.840
him. This little tart. Oh, hey, you blew it man.

00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:39.599
You didn't learn anything from the mom mommy

00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:42.400
mentorship program and everything for him was

00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:45.340
like It's just not appropriate. It's just not

00:38:45.340 --> 00:38:48.440
appropriate Motherfucker if I was worried about

00:38:48.440 --> 00:38:50.420
appropriate would I be on the internet telling

00:38:50.420 --> 00:38:53.860
everybody my private business like honestly?

00:38:57.500 --> 00:39:00.320
Appropriate mentorship program come with like

00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:02.820
you you so you you dress them up but like you

00:39:02.820 --> 00:39:04.559
and sometimes you'll help them like Like you

00:39:04.559 --> 00:39:06.440
but I know that there's the jacket story where

00:39:06.440 --> 00:39:09.139
you got helped re get the jacket right like would

00:39:09.139 --> 00:39:11.079
final boss would like would you help him pick

00:39:11.079 --> 00:39:15.219
out like This is exactly what I would do. I i'm

00:39:15.219 --> 00:39:18.500
not Like the most fashionable, but I know people

00:39:18.500 --> 00:39:21.480
who are I could make sure he is the flyest at

00:39:21.480 --> 00:39:24.539
the movie premiere or you know, whatever like

00:39:24.539 --> 00:39:29.539
I know uh tiktokers and twitch streamers and

00:39:29.539 --> 00:39:32.420
all these people that like I don't know. He likes

00:39:32.420 --> 00:39:35.300
to game. I'm sure he could game with them and

00:39:35.300 --> 00:39:40.980
stuff, but like he has not even. Excuse me. Oh,

00:39:41.340 --> 00:39:46.099
my God. Is this hot Mexican chick? Was she the

00:39:46.099 --> 00:39:50.579
one married to the black guy? Yeah, that was

00:39:50.579 --> 00:39:55.099
disgusting. Good point. That she was married

00:39:55.099 --> 00:39:58.489
to corn pop, right? Right. President Biden. Yeah,

00:39:58.730 --> 00:40:04.789
Clonpop, he was a real fat guy. Who's Corn Pop?

00:40:06.369 --> 00:40:11.269
Who's Corn Pop, President Biden? He was a real

00:40:11.269 --> 00:40:14.230
fat dude. He was a real bad dude. A bad hombre.

00:40:14.389 --> 00:40:18.670
He was back in the day. A bad hombre. Yeah. Anyway,

00:40:20.269 --> 00:40:24.690
I'll hang. Well, you're just, yeah. Onward. Anything

00:40:24.690 --> 00:40:26.869
anything from Kevin Brennan any any comments

00:40:26.869 --> 00:40:31.949
from KB that we should hear Are you wait a sec

00:40:31.949 --> 00:40:35.329
You're asking me because I don't pay attention

00:40:35.329 --> 00:40:39.369
to that old Crabby fuck what happened with you

00:40:39.369 --> 00:40:41.610
and cat KB like what's the what's the backstory?

00:40:41.869 --> 00:40:54.969
Oh, no Your mommy's not happy. Oh No, oh no It's

00:40:54.969 --> 00:41:03.610
all I can do It's all mommy's in the discord

00:41:03.610 --> 00:41:06.730
and in the mountains the shipper kid ball pack

00:41:06.730 --> 00:41:15.989
Dixon is a abusive way oh no Mommy's over to

00:41:15.989 --> 00:41:20.829
fucking war oh no That's not very nice KB. We

00:41:20.829 --> 00:41:23.769
don't call women whores here. Yeah, I'm sorry.

00:41:24.190 --> 00:41:28.250
I'm sorry All right, all right president by are

00:41:28.250 --> 00:41:31.869
you doing? All right, we're gonna let you know.

00:41:31.929 --> 00:41:35.489
Thank you Just don't do it. Yeah, just don't

00:41:35.489 --> 00:41:43.059
mind me. Oh Okay, all right Kevin the most sensitive

00:41:43.059 --> 00:41:46.260
man I've ever met. That's what's wrong. He needs

00:41:46.260 --> 00:41:49.079
a hug more than anybody I've ever met in my life.

00:41:49.300 --> 00:41:51.800
He's really gone off a cliff lately. He just

00:41:51.800 --> 00:41:54.659
seems to be, you know, when they told him like,

00:41:54.800 --> 00:41:57.739
have you thought about getting a cat? Like when

00:41:57.739 --> 00:42:02.199
he was really calling 988 for help? Okay, like,

00:42:02.880 --> 00:42:06.639
seriously, he sounds like that every day. How?

00:42:06.980 --> 00:42:11.000
Why? What makes you so miserable like what a

00:42:11.000 --> 00:42:13.519
thing he was calling emergency hotlines Yeah,

00:42:13.599 --> 00:42:16.199
that's the emergency hotline for and everybody

00:42:16.199 --> 00:42:18.840
you should know that that's not a joke and like

00:42:18.840 --> 00:42:21.239
I understand sometimes you need to reach out

00:42:21.239 --> 00:42:24.900
and that's awesome, but the person on the 988

00:42:24.900 --> 00:42:26.739
told them like have you thought about getting

00:42:26.739 --> 00:42:32.679
a cat like We're too in the town enough. All

00:42:32.679 --> 00:42:36.280
right, so like and then that's lonely. He's calling

00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:40.019
my lines cuz he lonely This is my point and then

00:42:40.019 --> 00:42:43.320
he goes on and he tells us all how how much he

00:42:43.320 --> 00:42:46.420
dislikes all of us and how we're wrong on every

00:42:46.420 --> 00:42:50.099
one of our takes and Everybody's a hack by him

00:42:50.099 --> 00:42:54.639
He lives Brian land. I just, so there's a reason

00:42:54.639 --> 00:42:56.260
I keep putting that up. Brian land. And I just

00:42:56.260 --> 00:42:58.000
got to Cancun and this is what I'm doing. Fuck

00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:00.219
me. We call that. We call that when you go on

00:43:00.219 --> 00:43:02.239
vacation, we call that pulling a schmoole Buckman

00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:04.179
where you got a second on the dabble verse. You

00:43:04.179 --> 00:43:06.179
got to, so Brian land and you want to, I'll send

00:43:06.179 --> 00:43:08.019
you the link and we can do, we can play the schmoole

00:43:08.019 --> 00:43:10.480
Buckman game if you want to come in from Cancun.

00:43:10.500 --> 00:43:12.059
I'm just kidding. Don't do that. Definitely.

00:43:13.039 --> 00:43:18.139
Cookie will be very upset for $2 is my car covered

00:43:18.139 --> 00:43:24.510
under the MAMI mentorship program. Yes, it is.

00:43:26.849 --> 00:43:31.889
Yours is Shmuel Bugman. All right. Carry on.

00:43:32.610 --> 00:43:35.210
So what happened with KB? So, so you got, you

00:43:35.210 --> 00:43:38.809
DMed him and he like flipped out. I have never

00:43:38.809 --> 00:43:45.030
DMed KB in my life. No. Okay. Like Kevin Brennan,

00:43:45.369 --> 00:43:50.920
the whole thing is Leo Gunn. Sent Kevin Brennan

00:43:50.920 --> 00:43:53.960
a message about me. Let's not forget. It's that

00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:57.840
I sent him a message Leo sent him a message about

00:43:57.840 --> 00:44:03.679
me so if for some reason, you know Kevin has

00:44:03.679 --> 00:44:07.659
had it in for me since day one. I think he doesn't

00:44:07.659 --> 00:44:10.500
trust me I can't understand why there's a lot

00:44:10.500 --> 00:44:13.659
of trust issues going on around here Did you

00:44:13.659 --> 00:44:17.300
have a falling now with Leo gun? That's a tricky

00:44:17.300 --> 00:44:21.199
question I didn't think we had a falling out,

00:44:21.400 --> 00:44:23.940
but clearly we did, because we used to talk all

00:44:23.940 --> 00:44:27.059
the time and now I don't even know he existed

00:44:27.059 --> 00:44:29.239
until I saw him super chat and I was like, holy

00:44:29.239 --> 00:44:33.010
shit, Leo Gunn's still around. Who are you? Who

00:44:33.010 --> 00:44:34.969
are you tight with? I know Johnny Cochran. I've

00:44:34.969 --> 00:44:38.750
seen you talk. Yes, I do coffee with Carson on

00:44:38.750 --> 00:44:43.190
Sundays. Yes, we have such a good time every

00:44:43.190 --> 00:44:46.289
Sunday. He's another one that gets the bonus.

00:44:46.449 --> 00:44:51.789
I bring me plus one sometimes. And let's see

00:44:51.789 --> 00:44:55.250
who else Jake and I are thick as thieves. Makes

00:44:55.250 --> 00:44:59.909
wonderful. And then, you know, I'm in with like

00:44:59.909 --> 00:45:03.110
a little bit of that. Poker my a Casey Armstrong.

00:45:03.110 --> 00:45:07.929
Okay. Oh god. Who's this? Oh cool. Duckman. Who

00:45:07.929 --> 00:45:13.829
who's that? Huh? Yeah cool That was the other

00:45:13.829 --> 00:45:19.610
way tonight duckman Yeah, I know I'm just playing

00:45:19.610 --> 00:45:23.449
it cool I uh I try to not get what worked up,

00:45:23.449 --> 00:45:27.750
you know and Dan did great and uh Yeah, how's

00:45:27.750 --> 00:45:29.389
cookie doing in australia? Have you talked to

00:45:29.389 --> 00:45:33.320
cookie lately? Ain't that that's just private.

00:45:33.760 --> 00:45:39.840
Okay. Cookie. I don't want to talk about president,

00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:42.159
president Trump, former president Trump or current

00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:44.360
president. Trump is here. No, no. Here we go

00:45:44.360 --> 00:45:48.840
again. Hey, hit the like button except if you're

00:45:48.840 --> 00:45:53.260
black. That's not very nice. President Trump.

00:45:53.440 --> 00:45:56.519
Thank you. That's not nice. But we, but we agree.

00:45:58.380 --> 00:46:01.679
All right. Anything anything anything else you'd

00:46:01.679 --> 00:46:08.019
like to say cool duckman? I'm just not in the

00:46:08.019 --> 00:46:12.619
mood. You always do this Stop dreaming over me

00:46:12.619 --> 00:46:16.760
Buckman duckman. I was here. No no no no turn

00:46:16.760 --> 00:46:21.159
me out, please What exactly is happening? I don't

00:46:21.159 --> 00:46:27.510
know I can't I can't deal with you if we're gonna

00:46:27.510 --> 00:46:29.570
stop talk over me duckman. You gotta wait your

00:46:29.570 --> 00:46:34.250
turn. Okay, I'll Mind the decorum Okay, how was

00:46:34.250 --> 00:46:36.030
Haley from pretty a nice social today? How did

00:46:36.030 --> 00:46:41.110
that go? Oh, she was she was a blast. She We

00:46:41.110 --> 00:46:44.869
talked about everything We always talk about

00:46:44.869 --> 00:46:49.630
like no no new ground covered Just like planned,

00:46:50.130 --> 00:46:53.710
you know Okay. Good enough. All right. We're

00:46:53.710 --> 00:46:54.869
going to say bye. We'll talk to you a little

00:46:54.869 --> 00:47:00.130
bit. Okay. Okay. All right. Have a good night.

00:47:00.170 --> 00:47:05.510
Good night there. All right. What is happening?

00:47:06.429 --> 00:47:08.869
Yeah. I don't know what's going on. These people

00:47:08.869 --> 00:47:10.650
keep jumping in. I can't, I can't even control

00:47:10.650 --> 00:47:13.269
it. I don't know. I don't know. We have Biden,

00:47:13.429 --> 00:47:18.170
we have Trump. Is Ava coming? She may. Oh my

00:47:18.170 --> 00:47:20.269
god, I need another person here because this

00:47:20.269 --> 00:47:24.690
is pure insanity. I have sent Ava, full disclosure,

00:47:24.969 --> 00:47:29.469
I have sent Ava the link. Okay. Deb, have you

00:47:29.469 --> 00:47:32.929
been drinking? Like what is happening right now,

00:47:33.090 --> 00:47:35.210
Deb? You sound like stuttering John and I'm not

00:47:35.210 --> 00:47:42.719
kidding. You've been drinking, huh? I only had

00:47:42.719 --> 00:47:47.900
two beers and then it's half water. So if you

00:47:47.900 --> 00:47:54.699
divide that so I would do the math and I I paid

00:47:54.699 --> 00:48:00.440
But I had we split tacos. Yeah Can I say something?

00:48:00.800 --> 00:48:05.179
He is a shade of gray. I've never seen a human

00:48:05.179 --> 00:48:09.829
Okay in the last two weeks he looks Worse than

00:48:09.829 --> 00:48:13.289
I've ever seen John. Does anybody else notice

00:48:13.289 --> 00:48:16.949
that or is it just me? I Don't know. He's always

00:48:16.949 --> 00:48:19.650
looked pretty bad to me. So my boss says why

00:48:19.650 --> 00:48:24.650
no Deb? Yeah No, I'm really concerned. I really

00:48:24.650 --> 00:48:29.050
am I Literally don't know what else I could do.

00:48:29.110 --> 00:48:32.349
I think he's really like sick sick Yeah, like

00:48:32.349 --> 00:48:36.579
I don't know A little bit of me. At some point

00:48:36.579 --> 00:48:38.219
he's going to give out. I mean, you can't be

00:48:38.219 --> 00:48:40.159
drinking as much. That's my point. Like at what

00:48:40.159 --> 00:48:42.659
point is that going to happen? I don't know.

00:48:42.739 --> 00:48:47.380
I don't want to see it though. You neither. Well,

00:48:47.380 --> 00:48:50.079
that was a bummer. Well, we don't wish anybody

00:48:50.079 --> 00:48:55.260
bad, you know. Wait, is Hope here? No, here we

00:48:55.260 --> 00:48:57.679
go. My replacement. Do you have a problem with

00:48:57.679 --> 00:49:01.679
me, mommy? I do. I do, bitch. I do. Yeah. Yeah.

00:49:01.800 --> 00:49:09.110
Yeah. Let's hear it It's I just don't like you

00:49:09.110 --> 00:49:12.010
you come in oh you don't wait to veto from me

00:49:12.010 --> 00:49:14.769
you have orgies on the floor But he says I'm

00:49:14.769 --> 00:49:20.769
inappropriate Yeah, explain yeah Yeah, why would

00:49:20.769 --> 00:49:24.690
we we have orgies we we jerked each other off

00:49:24.690 --> 00:49:28.730
like what why bills? What's wrong? What? Oh,

00:49:29.170 --> 00:49:31.090
yeah, that's that's where you're gonna get real

00:49:31.090 --> 00:49:35.599
stuff By a nerd, you're like, why? Furry, dude.

00:49:35.880 --> 00:49:37.900
Furry, dude. What are you talking about? Yeah,

00:49:38.000 --> 00:49:41.739
Final Boss. Final Boss is not a furry. He's a

00:49:41.739 --> 00:49:45.940
furry guy. No, he's not. You guys are so weird.

00:49:46.059 --> 00:49:48.239
He likes Sonic the Hedgehog. That is like the

00:49:48.239 --> 00:49:50.000
only thing. Who doesn't love video games? And

00:49:50.000 --> 00:49:52.400
literally, Sonic, come on. And Prop wants to

00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:54.340
know why you don't have better crown molding.

00:49:54.360 --> 00:49:57.639
He says it's like one inch. How about this house

00:49:57.639 --> 00:50:00.119
looks the same as it did 15 years ago when I

00:50:00.119 --> 00:50:03.039
bought it and when I sell it? So that's why it's

00:50:03.039 --> 00:50:06.639
pretty good. My plate is like two inches, but

00:50:06.639 --> 00:50:09.619
easy says it's probably two inches, but point

00:50:09.619 --> 00:50:13.219
taken. At least I painted the walls when I moved

00:50:13.219 --> 00:50:15.659
in. That was that was a step in the right direction.

00:50:15.699 --> 00:50:21.360
I'm sure this room is green process molding mommy's

00:50:21.360 --> 00:50:25.719
house. So that I can actually have a nice, like

00:50:25.719 --> 00:50:29.639
decorated here, like a million bucks. Seriously,

00:50:29.639 --> 00:50:33.860
it's primarily impression. No, Deb. It's horrible.

00:50:33.980 --> 00:50:36.699
Yes. Do your mommy, Deb. Oh, I'm not ready for

00:50:36.699 --> 00:50:41.420
that. Yeah, you had a few too many. I have to

00:50:41.420 --> 00:50:44.599
work on that before I come on. I was just stopped.

00:50:44.800 --> 00:50:47.260
When you had the mommy thing going at peak, it

00:50:47.260 --> 00:50:49.239
was like the best. It might be the best impression

00:50:49.239 --> 00:50:51.659
of like anything I've heard. What is the mommy

00:50:51.659 --> 00:50:56.269
thing going? I do an impression of you. Oh, Jesus.

00:50:56.670 --> 00:50:59.289
I heard about this, but I've like heard you do

00:50:59.289 --> 00:51:01.190
like a bits and pieces of it and it doesn't sound

00:51:01.190 --> 00:51:04.469
like me. So I'm not offended. If you see says

00:51:04.469 --> 00:51:07.190
it sounds like you, it sounds like you. Oh, because

00:51:07.190 --> 00:51:11.010
he's such a great artist. Yeah. So the UC says

00:51:11.010 --> 00:51:14.710
that I respect what UC has to say. I'm excited

00:51:14.710 --> 00:51:21.300
to meeting him in. He is foreign. Who are you

00:51:21.300 --> 00:51:23.639
most excited? So you, who else are you looking

00:51:23.639 --> 00:51:25.599
forward to meeting for like the first time in

00:51:25.599 --> 00:51:27.699
Vegas? Who are, who was on your like, you're

00:51:27.699 --> 00:51:32.840
like, I got to Spurksnake. Oh my God. Yeah. I

00:51:32.840 --> 00:51:41.579
want to be in the end. Don't you say that Moody

00:51:41.579 --> 00:51:44.659
Moody Moody. Is that his name? The guy that does

00:51:44.659 --> 00:51:48.309
the show with. Yeah. Yeah. The terrorist. The

00:51:48.309 --> 00:51:52.210
the guy from British as need would call him like

00:51:52.210 --> 00:52:04.289
oh my god moody The pineapple roach II Yeah,

00:52:05.429 --> 00:52:07.969
like that's gang that's yeah, that's a great

00:52:07.969 --> 00:52:10.429
great lineup those are all like They're good

00:52:10.429 --> 00:52:15.389
I haven't seen mario movie star fingernails in

00:52:15.389 --> 00:52:18.730
years, so I can't he has to be there even if

00:52:18.730 --> 00:52:21.670
I have to drive and get them myself So like i'm

00:52:21.670 --> 00:52:25.110
very i'm very excited to go And i'm working on

00:52:25.110 --> 00:52:27.670
a big project before that so I can't really say

00:52:27.670 --> 00:52:29.670
my god What project are you working on? Can you

00:52:29.670 --> 00:52:36.050
give us some deets? Um follow me on twitter Oh,

00:52:36.929 --> 00:52:39.909
sorry. Are you on Twitter to see who's going

00:52:39.909 --> 00:52:44.389
to live in our cooter next? I mean, you're false.

00:52:44.550 --> 00:52:48.110
It's not even Moen, right? Oh, you know what?

00:52:48.269 --> 00:52:51.610
We're not going to do this. Elder rules. Now

00:52:51.610 --> 00:52:53.909
we're talking about fixers. Oh, my God. Come

00:52:53.909 --> 00:52:57.889
on. Come in here. I mean, if you have Moen, that's

00:52:57.889 --> 00:53:01.590
fine. But if you don't, I have like total toilet

00:53:01.590 --> 00:53:05.110
standard, American standard. What about your

00:53:05.110 --> 00:53:07.090
toilet bath situation, what do you got going

00:53:07.090 --> 00:53:09.789
on in there anything you have like did like the

00:53:09.789 --> 00:53:12.369
arm that you could pull off and kind of get all

00:53:12.369 --> 00:53:17.929
the stuff or What's your setup there? In my bathroom

00:53:17.929 --> 00:53:20.969
Yeah, do you have like the stand up like I have

00:53:20.969 --> 00:53:23.889
a shower and I have a tub and I have a toilet

00:53:23.889 --> 00:53:26.809
and I have a sink No, I mean like the shower

00:53:26.809 --> 00:53:30.059
like do you have like the cool leg? Water for

00:53:30.059 --> 00:53:32.480
handicapped people for my grandfather when I

00:53:32.480 --> 00:53:35.679
was talking to him. So I like the handle bar

00:53:35.679 --> 00:53:39.079
The bar is awesome. Who doesn't love the fucking

00:53:39.079 --> 00:53:42.219
bar here. Would you take quad in? I think that

00:53:42.219 --> 00:53:51.159
would work out My dream is we Can buy out my

00:53:51.159 --> 00:53:54.519
partner in this house and just fill it up with

00:53:54.519 --> 00:53:56.900
dabble versians And we know what you're calling

00:53:56.900 --> 00:53:59.679
your ex now your partner My part, he's my business

00:53:59.679 --> 00:54:02.739
partner. Now we have a business agreement and

00:54:02.739 --> 00:54:05.920
we own property together. It's like that's it.

00:54:06.260 --> 00:54:08.900
So I think it would be great. And we own a child.

00:54:08.940 --> 00:54:12.559
She's great. But like, aside from that, like

00:54:12.559 --> 00:54:16.440
if you own a child, we have what is that? You

00:54:16.440 --> 00:54:19.960
own a child. We don't own her. But like we we

00:54:19.960 --> 00:54:24.159
like we created it. So like that's ours, too.

00:54:24.780 --> 00:54:26.380
He's like mommy with a little bit of. A little

00:54:26.380 --> 00:54:28.619
bit of mocha mixed in, you know. Oh, my God.

00:54:28.699 --> 00:54:32.179
She's the best. How much? Yes, I would like it

00:54:32.179 --> 00:54:37.800
here. So how much? I'm ready. No, mine is probably

00:54:37.800 --> 00:54:42.739
20 grand. 20 grand. Now you can't ever. Sassy,

00:54:42.980 --> 00:54:48.280
sassy gal. And she is if you guys think I'm a

00:54:48.280 --> 00:54:52.099
troll. You have no idea of shit she does. How

00:54:52.099 --> 00:54:54.019
do we get her in the dab over? She seemed like

00:54:54.019 --> 00:54:58.579
we don't know. She's fine. Thank you. But yes,

00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:03.000
you're trolling me. Her father is bad. What kind

00:55:03.000 --> 00:55:04.760
of trolling does she do? Like, what's her? What's

00:55:04.760 --> 00:55:08.820
her gig? The best bit that she's pulled off.

00:55:09.820 --> 00:55:12.340
Well, she likes to a lot of times she just likes

00:55:12.340 --> 00:55:15.719
to tell stories of things that have happened

00:55:15.719 --> 00:55:17.699
in her life, which are true So she's allowed

00:55:17.699 --> 00:55:19.460
to tell them I tell her all the time. This is

00:55:19.460 --> 00:55:21.340
your life your story You could tell her how you

00:55:21.340 --> 00:55:24.800
want to but it's embarrassing my behavior sometimes

00:55:24.800 --> 00:55:27.320
like when I ran over her phone because she passed

00:55:27.320 --> 00:55:30.340
the note in school like Things like that. Like

00:55:30.340 --> 00:55:33.420
she tells everybody over her phone. Yeah, I took

00:55:33.420 --> 00:55:35.960
her iPhone I was like, give me phone and put

00:55:35.960 --> 00:55:38.159
it under my tire right in front of the principal

00:55:38.159 --> 00:55:40.480
when she came out to tell and I just reversed

00:55:40.480 --> 00:55:43.400
over it. And then for good measure, I went over

00:55:43.400 --> 00:55:46.320
it again, got out, picked it up, gave it back

00:55:46.320 --> 00:55:48.500
to her. I said, thank you, got in the car, drove

00:55:48.500 --> 00:55:51.420
away. I don't get mad. I don't yell. I don't

00:55:51.420 --> 00:55:54.539
never hit. But I am, you're going to learn a

00:55:54.539 --> 00:55:56.699
lesson. And that's how we would teach lessons,

00:55:56.780 --> 00:55:59.800
very calmly and, okay, you like your phone, you

00:55:59.800 --> 00:56:03.679
want to pass notes, no problem. And then I punished

00:56:03.679 --> 00:56:05.920
myself because I had to buy her a new phone a

00:56:05.920 --> 00:56:08.349
couple of weeks later, but. I got my point across.

00:56:08.409 --> 00:56:10.829
She didn't pass notes after that. What's the

00:56:10.829 --> 00:56:12.650
worst punishment you've ever given for either

00:56:12.650 --> 00:56:14.610
your husband or a boyfriend? Like, what's the

00:56:14.610 --> 00:56:17.590
worst? What's the worst thing? I've never punished

00:56:17.590 --> 00:56:20.570
a man. I might not have cooked dinner. I think

00:56:20.570 --> 00:56:23.130
that's probably as far as I would go. Yeah, that

00:56:23.130 --> 00:56:27.210
would be that's insane. Yeah. Who gives a shit?

00:56:27.289 --> 00:56:32.650
Shut up, you stupid cunts. That's not very nice,

00:56:32.849 --> 00:56:36.510
Johnny. Johnny's a troll. Johnny's very trollish.

00:56:36.800 --> 00:56:39.760
Is he related to molly go lightly? Wait, wait,

00:56:39.760 --> 00:56:43.320
we got a big ass super super. Hold on. Let's

00:56:43.320 --> 00:57:10.619
play. Let's play the song, Dan. $20 Holla from

00:57:10.619 --> 00:57:13.780
Burma. See you. Well, we have to read it. So

00:57:13.780 --> 00:57:15.739
yes. Yeah. No. Yeah. I just, I just wanted to

00:57:15.739 --> 00:57:18.719
be. So when we play the interstitials, we've

00:57:18.719 --> 00:57:20.559
got to have it say the hello. Thanks player.

00:57:20.699 --> 00:57:22.679
So that's why I took it up. I like it. I like

00:57:22.679 --> 00:57:26.780
it. It's good. Please read them. Finishing 1273,

00:57:27.079 --> 00:57:33.500
1999. Thank you. It's possible to give more than

00:57:33.500 --> 00:57:40.159
$2. Like, yeah, she legitimizes you. Don't forget

00:57:40.159 --> 00:57:44.880
that pal. Hi, Deb. Permacil says he's permacil

00:57:44.880 --> 00:57:48.639
is talking shit. Permacil can and you can either

00:57:48.639 --> 00:57:50.059
send another super chat or you can just put it

00:57:50.059 --> 00:57:53.320
in the chat. Tell the whole world I matched you

00:57:53.320 --> 00:57:55.420
dollar for dollar a couple of weeks ago. You

00:57:55.420 --> 00:57:58.110
put up a fifty dollar. a super chat some more

00:57:58.110 --> 00:58:00.070
and he said hands cheap. And then what did I

00:58:00.070 --> 00:58:02.070
do? I put up another 50 and it wasn't. I don't

00:58:02.070 --> 00:58:03.769
forget who it was. It might have been. I think

00:58:03.769 --> 00:58:07.550
it was. I think it was. He was he was like looking

00:58:07.550 --> 00:58:11.070
at legs to buy. I was going to get a bionic leg

00:58:11.070 --> 00:58:14.210
after me. I'm a seal. We're going. Are you shut

00:58:14.210 --> 00:58:19.469
it? Stop it right now. But. I got to I got to

00:58:19.469 --> 00:58:21.769
play something because I keep missing this and

00:58:21.769 --> 00:58:23.849
I'm paying for this damn thing every month. My

00:58:23.849 --> 00:58:48.719
post. There we go. Go ahead. We're playing all

00:58:48.719 --> 00:58:51.480
the and all the hits tonight. Thank you. I'm

00:58:51.480 --> 00:58:54.300
just ready to play that. So we got to get that

00:58:54.300 --> 00:58:57.340
out there. I get a little upset, though, because,

00:58:57.599 --> 00:59:01.619
like, I set up a PO box for Vince and these fucking

00:59:01.619 --> 00:59:06.260
law whores were sending their panties. So here

00:59:06.260 --> 00:59:10.380
I am. No, here I am thinking I'm cute setting

00:59:10.380 --> 00:59:15.000
up. I'm Vince's biggest fan. I was literally

00:59:15.000 --> 00:59:18.710
so. Vince has a law group. You have no idea.

00:59:18.849 --> 00:59:21.230
You have no idea what is going on over there.

00:59:21.369 --> 00:59:24.750
It's fucking disgusting. I won't even participate

00:59:24.750 --> 00:59:27.849
in it. I don't participate in it at all. Miss

00:59:27.849 --> 00:59:29.630
Judy, give me a call, by the way. Give me a call,

00:59:29.710 --> 00:59:32.269
Miss Judy. Oh, she'll send you her worn bathing

00:59:32.269 --> 00:59:39.150
suit at the gym. Worn for $200. Really? She absolutely

00:59:39.150 --> 00:59:42.630
will. Oh, we got to add somebody here. We got

00:59:42.630 --> 00:59:51.579
stuttering John. Yeah, OK. Yeah, I remember and

00:59:51.579 --> 00:59:53.599
you were telling me all about how you like to

00:59:53.599 --> 01:00:00.159
jerk off No, I don't want you to do third input.

01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:10.179
Thank you Thank you stuttering John that was

01:00:10.179 --> 01:00:13.840
during John live from a court keep coral. Yes

01:00:17.300 --> 01:00:23.840
Oh, no. Oh, no. It's all like, oh, you got me

01:00:23.840 --> 01:00:29.539
with my pants down. Oh, no. What does this Kevin

01:00:29.539 --> 01:00:34.699
voice? It's that's the real Kevin. God, whatever.

01:00:35.480 --> 01:00:39.199
Yeah, it's the real me. No, no, no, no. It's

01:00:39.199 --> 01:00:44.559
all I can do. Oh, my God. I'm a little bit drunk

01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:50.159
as your wife, the kids. You talk about my kids

01:00:50.159 --> 01:00:55.300
are you in the mountains discard oh It's just

01:00:55.300 --> 01:00:59.719
oh you get all your fucking losers all of you

01:00:59.719 --> 01:01:09.219
all That's Kevin Brennan Oh Christ you guys are

01:01:09.219 --> 01:01:12.789
the worst We can't give away all our secrets.

01:01:13.030 --> 01:01:15.690
If I stay up late one night and I find out all

01:01:15.690 --> 01:01:19.769
the secrets, I'm telling everyone. OK, that's

01:01:19.769 --> 01:01:22.789
fair. That's out of the bag. Mm hmm. That was

01:01:22.789 --> 01:01:25.010
better than Little KB. Yes, that was way better

01:01:25.010 --> 01:01:28.789
than Little KB. So we got the real KB. We got

01:01:28.789 --> 01:01:31.269
the real like we got the real genuine article.

01:01:31.690 --> 01:01:36.230
So, yeah, suck on it. Tookie. Yeah, that's right.

01:01:36.369 --> 01:01:40.800
Tookie. There he is. There he is. Okay. Talk.

01:01:43.260 --> 01:01:47.780
Yeah. What? What? Huh? What? What? Why do you

01:01:47.780 --> 01:01:54.300
sound like Biden? Make him go away. It's a dementia.

01:01:57.780 --> 01:02:05.920
Hello? Hello? What? Is the mic on or no? Can

01:02:05.920 --> 01:02:21.039
you like shut up? Have it so much fun Has a play

01:02:21.039 --> 01:02:22.900
board numbers lately has a play board looking

01:02:22.900 --> 01:02:27.820
a play board. Yeah number and I'm number one.

01:02:27.820 --> 01:02:32.260
They're not up. They're not No, the numbers never

01:02:32.260 --> 01:02:35.559
down never down. I remember and there's a very

01:02:35.559 --> 01:02:38.699
specific conversation where Melton was like so

01:02:38.699 --> 01:02:41.639
but they're not up No, they're not up. So but

01:02:41.639 --> 01:02:44.420
they're not the same to like their little down.

01:02:44.940 --> 01:02:48.019
No, no. It's not that they're down. They're just

01:02:48.019 --> 01:02:50.639
not up. And this went back and forth in front

01:02:50.639 --> 01:02:52.719
of a room full of people. We're just like, are

01:02:52.719 --> 01:02:55.039
they serious? Like, bro, that means your numbers

01:02:55.039 --> 01:02:57.019
are down. If they're not up and they're not the

01:02:57.019 --> 01:02:59.920
same, but they're down. That means they're down.

01:03:00.119 --> 01:03:03.059
No, you can't tell. You're down, you fucking

01:03:03.059 --> 01:03:10.849
whore. Oh, wow. Wow, that's not very cool, KB.

01:03:11.030 --> 01:03:25.230
We got a segment coming up, ready? I'm going

01:03:25.230 --> 01:03:29.650
to enjoy what happens to you next. Deb, you got

01:03:29.650 --> 01:03:31.909
to shoot in our load here. What is the bit of

01:03:31.909 --> 01:03:34.210
the week? I know. What is the bit of the week?

01:03:34.710 --> 01:03:40.679
Mommy, what is the bit of the week? I don't know.

01:03:41.400 --> 01:03:44.880
Was the bit of the week stuttering John lying

01:03:44.880 --> 01:03:49.139
that he had a boat? No, it was him lying that

01:03:49.139 --> 01:03:55.800
he had a date. Oh, yes. They kissed. It was our

01:03:55.800 --> 01:03:58.519
third date. And we waited for our third date

01:03:58.519 --> 01:04:03.960
to kiss. So he does this is the there's a couple

01:04:03.960 --> 01:04:06.849
bit bits of the week for which on He didn't own

01:04:06.849 --> 01:04:10.809
a boat. I'm sorry. OK. He didn't kiss a girl.

01:04:11.690 --> 01:04:15.110
OK. He didn't kiss a girl in Cincinnati and he

01:04:15.110 --> 01:04:17.949
didn't kiss a girl in Cape Coral. I mean, three

01:04:17.949 --> 01:04:21.929
on that. Hundred percent. OK. Hundred percent.

01:04:21.949 --> 01:04:25.750
And he was like, oh, I have a date with this

01:04:25.750 --> 01:04:29.730
girl. She's a noise. She's a noise. A noise from

01:04:29.730 --> 01:04:33.679
the hospital and. And then he's like, well, I

01:04:33.679 --> 01:04:38.579
ran into this girl that I like better, you know,

01:04:38.719 --> 01:04:42.019
come on. Mm hmm. It's all suddenly he's bombarded

01:04:42.019 --> 01:04:45.699
with pussy. Yeah, no. Happens to the best of

01:04:45.699 --> 01:04:50.460
them in 20 years. Are we going to pull up F .K.

01:04:50.599 --> 01:04:55.260
Mommy? Would you? Yes or no? Yes. I'm about to

01:04:55.260 --> 01:04:58.780
tonight. Would you hit it and quit it with F

01:04:58.780 --> 01:05:01.719
.K. Mommy? Yes or no? You guys don't know me.

01:05:01.780 --> 01:05:05.179
There's no quitting me. I can't. Yeah, there's

01:05:05.179 --> 01:05:08.500
no quitting. What you're trying to try. What

01:05:08.500 --> 01:05:11.820
are you? The more you try to quit me, the more

01:05:11.820 --> 01:05:16.920
I'm like, oh, you love me, right? It's like,

01:05:16.920 --> 01:05:21.980
you know, OK, Mommy, who would you take to bed?

01:05:22.119 --> 01:05:25.780
Stuttering John or Ray? And you only have those

01:05:25.780 --> 01:05:29.039
two in the rate of bed once, right? I was just

01:05:29.039 --> 01:05:31.420
about to say, I've already done it. So I'll stick

01:05:31.420 --> 01:05:34.400
with what I know. I mean, put them to bed, you

01:05:34.400 --> 01:05:38.119
know, you know, you know, you know, you know,

01:05:38.239 --> 01:05:40.300
who would you buy? Who would you buy? Well, for

01:05:40.300 --> 01:05:44.860
hygiene alone, raise a veto. OK, now I wouldn't

01:05:44.860 --> 01:05:46.780
even be worried. Probably couldn't even get it

01:05:46.780 --> 01:05:53.000
up for me. Right. So safe, safe bet. John swears

01:05:53.000 --> 01:05:57.219
he he swears. There's not a single cell in his

01:05:57.219 --> 01:06:01.219
body that finds me remotely attractive So I really

01:06:01.219 --> 01:06:04.659
am not too worried He told me he did third input

01:06:04.659 --> 01:06:08.599
on you be woman like I mean he's That's that

01:06:08.599 --> 01:06:15.119
I don't believe that he's he has literally Expressed

01:06:15.119 --> 01:06:21.699
his disgust for me so many times Why doesn't

01:06:21.699 --> 01:06:23.800
it? What does he like about you? He says I'm

01:06:23.800 --> 01:06:29.199
well, not only does he say I'm fat so It is a

01:06:29.199 --> 01:06:34.039
fucking idiot Fuck you. Will you go away? It's

01:06:34.039 --> 01:06:49.510
stuttering John. He's a deadbeat dad I really

01:06:49.510 --> 01:06:53.250
like that KB way too much. Mommy, if you guys

01:06:53.250 --> 01:06:55.650
are getting too much enjoyment out of this, we

01:06:55.650 --> 01:07:00.929
are mommy, if you were to fuck any person in

01:07:00.929 --> 01:07:06.690
the dabble verse, who would it be? Oh, no, she

01:07:06.690 --> 01:07:10.309
got a fly grin there. No, it's my private business

01:07:10.309 --> 01:07:13.409
what I fantasize about. Have you ever rubbed

01:07:13.409 --> 01:07:14.969
one out thinking about somebody in the dabble

01:07:14.969 --> 01:07:25.260
verse? You know everybody knows oh, yeah, I Think

01:07:25.260 --> 01:07:29.559
you like Vince Vince then you get a Vince tattoo.

01:07:30.340 --> 01:07:34.019
I Did did you get rid of very loyal? She was

01:07:34.019 --> 01:07:38.280
very loyal to Vince lawyer. I get it and she's

01:07:38.280 --> 01:07:43.019
Number one fan I will always be it's not like

01:07:44.909 --> 01:07:48.489
Much more complex than that. Are you still friends

01:07:48.489 --> 01:07:52.389
because he's like kind of disowned you He has

01:07:52.389 --> 01:07:55.130
disowned me. Did he also say you needed to lose

01:07:55.130 --> 01:07:57.469
weight too. Is that something? Oh my god He's

01:07:57.469 --> 01:07:59.349
always had that though. He's never made that

01:07:59.349 --> 01:08:02.889
a secret. He's always told me you'd be a really

01:08:03.340 --> 01:08:06.679
Great girl, if you would just lose 60 pounds,

01:08:06.679 --> 01:08:11.519
but you're a Italian mom like a queen Yeah, he

01:08:11.519 --> 01:08:15.579
says I'd be prime at a hundred and two pounds

01:08:15.579 --> 01:08:19.079
is where like I'd be peak So a hundred and two.

01:08:19.159 --> 01:08:21.560
I don't think I was that since maybe like fourth

01:08:21.560 --> 01:08:26.760
grade hundred and two. Yep, like I had some breasts

01:08:26.760 --> 01:08:31.850
in fifth grade. So I'm five foot one ish So yeah,

01:08:32.050 --> 01:08:34.670
102 is probably what I should weigh, but that's

01:08:34.670 --> 01:08:37.069
never gonna happen. Or to you'd be anorexic like

01:08:37.069 --> 01:08:41.710
you. That's never gonna happen. And he goes,

01:08:41.810 --> 01:08:45.710
Well, not with that attitude. One like you like

01:08:45.710 --> 01:08:49.989
125 to 140. You'd be like, you know, like, that's,

01:08:49.989 --> 01:08:52.430
that's perfect. So I have to lose five pounds.

01:08:52.630 --> 01:08:55.029
Thank you. That's why I'm telling him. Yeah,

01:08:55.149 --> 01:08:58.430
you're not that far off. See, no, you look good.

01:08:58.430 --> 01:09:03.149
How you are. No, no. I put on some nice me. Wait

01:09:03.149 --> 01:09:06.449
till you see me in AC. I saw you my ass. No,

01:09:06.489 --> 01:09:08.930
no, no. I mean, you look good. You posted you

01:09:08.930 --> 01:09:11.770
posted a picture recently of your body. Yes.

01:09:12.609 --> 01:09:15.329
You were like you weren't like that. That wasn't

01:09:15.329 --> 01:09:18.770
that bad. No, I can't believe I saw myself in

01:09:18.770 --> 01:09:21.760
the mirror. I could not believe how like My birth

01:09:21.760 --> 01:09:25.560
and hips were back to birthy. I was like, Jesus,

01:09:26.420 --> 01:09:30.340
I'm ready to breed. I'm like, literally. This

01:09:30.340 --> 01:09:32.479
is my last chance. I'm going through my third

01:09:32.479 --> 01:09:36.020
puberty. Now's my final round. Hear that AC people.

01:09:36.039 --> 01:09:38.520
She's ready to breed. We got to bring her here.

01:09:38.640 --> 01:09:40.939
I can't even talk about it. I get all the time.

01:09:41.460 --> 01:09:44.739
We do this. You can have another kid and redo

01:09:44.739 --> 01:09:47.619
the mistakes in the. Are you still fertile? Are

01:09:47.619 --> 01:09:49.920
you could you still? Yes, I'm waiting for my

01:09:49.920 --> 01:09:55.020
final gift from God. Oh, my God. Wow. Well, you

01:09:55.020 --> 01:09:58.189
haven't heard this. Oh, my God. You guys have

01:09:58.189 --> 01:10:02.069
not heard this yet. This is not a secret So so

01:10:02.069 --> 01:10:04.989
are you freezing your eggs or are you doing like

01:10:04.989 --> 01:10:08.369
I'm taking precautionary measures, but I am a

01:10:08.369 --> 01:10:13.869
true like believer You don't believe in condoms

01:10:13.869 --> 01:10:16.710
right no condom no pullout method. No nothing.

01:10:16.909 --> 01:10:19.729
It's rhythm. It's knowing your body It's knowing

01:10:19.729 --> 01:10:23.680
the moon. It's knowing all of that So so if so,

01:10:23.760 --> 01:10:25.859
let's say you've got a suitor and in there in

01:10:25.859 --> 01:10:28.659
your dating and You've got to the point. We're

01:10:28.659 --> 01:10:31.199
okay. We're making love like you're i just want

01:10:31.199 --> 01:10:36.060
to let you know i've already found a um A donor

01:10:36.060 --> 01:10:40.260
a donor if I don't find a suitable suitor that

01:10:40.260 --> 01:10:43.560
wants to do it with me So what if you were dating

01:10:43.560 --> 01:10:45.659
with some guy and you just said like I don't

01:10:45.659 --> 01:10:47.520
mind if I knock you up right now. Are you like?

01:10:47.560 --> 01:10:50.800
All right, let's let's no no no no no no if i

01:10:50.800 --> 01:10:55.779
either i'm going to have the child that was intended

01:10:55.779 --> 01:11:03.520
or i will have one of my eggs taken care of by

01:11:03.520 --> 01:11:06.619
the child that was intended is the one that just

01:11:06.619 --> 01:11:10.479
comes naturally inside of my beautiful birthing

01:11:10.479 --> 01:11:13.399
body do you worry about birth defects at all

01:11:13.399 --> 01:11:17.630
like being a being a geriatric pregnancy, I would

01:11:17.630 --> 01:11:21.189
probably worry about it. Yeah, I think that's

01:11:21.189 --> 01:11:22.890
just natural. By the way, that's about it when

01:11:22.890 --> 01:11:26.069
I was 20. That's what they call when a woman

01:11:26.069 --> 01:11:30.430
is like late 30s or past 35. Yes. That's a that's

01:11:30.430 --> 01:11:33.970
the clinical term for that. I have to chuckle.

01:11:34.069 --> 01:11:37.170
I'm sorry. Permacil finishing twelve seventy

01:11:37.170 --> 01:11:40.569
three a dollar ninety nine. Yes, you did. Dan,

01:11:40.810 --> 01:11:43.189
good on you. So I just had to get that out of

01:11:43.189 --> 01:11:47.010
me. doing the super chat. Yes, we have to read

01:11:47.010 --> 01:11:48.829
all the super chat. That's pretty hot. That's

01:11:48.829 --> 01:11:50.470
pretty hot. Like if you like if you're a guy

01:11:50.470 --> 01:11:53.949
out there and you're looking for like, how hard

01:11:53.949 --> 01:11:56.310
is it right now to find woman who wants to be

01:11:56.310 --> 01:11:58.510
a trad what and not that you're trad wife, but

01:11:58.510 --> 01:12:06.350
1000 % trad woman who is got a lot of spunk,

01:12:06.810 --> 01:12:13.310
gorgeous, like can cook real I mean, Like you're

01:12:13.310 --> 01:12:15.529
gonna eat like a fucking champ, you know, I look

01:12:15.529 --> 01:12:17.329
at look at me like I've dated a few Italian girls

01:12:17.329 --> 01:12:19.510
You can tell like you're gonna get fed really

01:12:19.510 --> 01:12:30.630
well. I mean, no, no, you can't You're disgusting

01:12:30.630 --> 01:12:34.869
was mean get your herped ass away from me New

01:12:34.869 --> 01:12:38.819
Year's Eve herpy diagnosis ass Oh, really? Is

01:12:38.819 --> 01:12:41.739
that is that breaking news? Did you know that,

01:12:41.819 --> 01:12:46.039
Deb? What Kevin Brendan has herpes? Is that the

01:12:46.039 --> 01:12:49.479
no, no, I thought he had ass herpes. It was diagnosed

01:12:49.479 --> 01:12:53.779
on New Year's Eve. Oh, really? When he was like

01:12:53.779 --> 01:12:57.319
20 and so instead of just kicking the ass to

01:12:57.319 --> 01:12:59.979
get ass herpes, it was the only time he ever

01:12:59.979 --> 01:13:02.520
saw the ball drop in New York City. He literally

01:13:02.520 --> 01:13:04.260
thought it was over for him. So he was like,

01:13:04.260 --> 01:13:06.960
let me just get asked to mouth. Is that how you

01:13:06.960 --> 01:13:10.359
get asked her? Can you verify this story? Because

01:13:10.359 --> 01:13:13.279
I feel like the story is true. Actually, I heard

01:13:13.279 --> 01:13:16.539
it. Mommy, I think Fred Stoller is single. Would

01:13:16.539 --> 01:13:19.000
you like to get with Fred Stoller or maybe for

01:13:19.000 --> 01:13:21.420
Shetty? They're both single. I got to ask Joe

01:13:21.420 --> 01:13:26.840
list. Joelist is married and I got to ask Joelist

01:13:26.840 --> 01:13:30.319
like, you know, like get his advice like Ray

01:13:30.319 --> 01:13:33.060
does He's gonna say fuck somebody else on the

01:13:33.060 --> 01:13:35.880
side. He's married. He's fucking Karen Fient

01:13:35.880 --> 01:13:41.899
I Don't know. I'm just a Karen Karen Fient married

01:13:41.899 --> 01:13:46.979
Yes, what is happening? All this dirt. I know

01:13:46.979 --> 01:13:52.529
a lot of stuff. That's all I'm gonna say Talk

01:13:52.529 --> 01:13:56.409
about yourselves. Cool. It's only speculation.

01:13:57.010 --> 01:14:01.350
That tea, girlfriend. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

01:14:01.449 --> 01:14:05.529
Love it. I love it. Mommy, do you need to be

01:14:05.529 --> 01:14:07.649
married to have a kid or are you are you cool?

01:14:08.210 --> 01:14:13.689
Like I will have a wedding in the church. My

01:14:13.689 --> 01:14:19.250
my like a shotgun wedding. No, but I had a whatever

01:14:19.250 --> 01:14:24.140
a administrative wedding once where like the

01:14:24.140 --> 01:14:28.399
court did it. So I would like to be married in

01:14:28.399 --> 01:14:31.260
a church. You want like, yeah, one at all. You

01:14:31.260 --> 01:14:35.159
want the white dress, the buried car with the

01:14:35.159 --> 01:14:39.220
cans behind it, the whole, the whole, yeah. Would

01:14:39.220 --> 01:14:44.739
you marry Adam Bush? I heard he's a virgin. Yeah,

01:14:44.739 --> 01:14:47.560
I would take his virginity if he wants to break

01:14:47.560 --> 01:14:50.460
that but I don't think I'd marry I wear a strap

01:14:50.460 --> 01:14:53.760
on for that one. I think oh You would have to

01:14:53.760 --> 01:15:00.279
marry him. He's very You know traditional so

01:15:00.279 --> 01:15:03.680
Traditionally gay, I think so. He doesn't want

01:15:03.680 --> 01:15:07.880
to not be a virgin No, he's waiting. He's waiting

01:15:07.880 --> 01:15:09.920
on a lot of virgins in the dabble verse. I've

01:15:09.920 --> 01:15:12.659
noticed have you picked up a lot of people haven't

01:15:12.659 --> 01:15:16.989
gotten gotten I don't believe that. Oh, don't

01:15:16.989 --> 01:15:20.750
believe what I say. Seriously. Oh, I believe

01:15:20.750 --> 01:15:24.590
everything. I'm so gullible. He's a vagina virgin.

01:15:26.149 --> 01:15:27.890
He's not a virgin. He's just autistic. He's a

01:15:27.890 --> 01:15:34.510
vagina virgin. Oh, she's married. He's married

01:15:34.510 --> 01:15:39.890
to Carl. Oh, is so Jenny Jingles is a beard.

01:15:42.100 --> 01:15:44.319
Yeah, by the way, the poll, keep keep voting

01:15:44.319 --> 01:15:47.979
in the poll. We have 25 votes. F .K. Mommy, would

01:15:47.979 --> 01:15:53.359
you say no? I'd say yes. Wow. This is the first

01:15:53.359 --> 01:15:55.939
freaking poll that's ever come out in my favor.

01:15:56.399 --> 01:15:58.539
We don't know if it's in my favor. No, because

01:15:58.539 --> 01:16:01.619
they put you on these polls with like Lady KB

01:16:01.619 --> 01:16:02.939
and they're like, oh, who's the hottest? And

01:16:02.939 --> 01:16:05.159
then all the same. Come on. She's like 25 years

01:16:05.159 --> 01:16:08.460
old. I know. Yeah. And she's seven. You ask.

01:16:09.059 --> 01:16:12.739
I mean, have you ever, like, literally, when

01:16:12.739 --> 01:16:14.739
I saw her in real life, I'm like, she's not real.

01:16:15.199 --> 01:16:20.960
She's tall and she's curvy. Yes, she's quiet

01:16:20.960 --> 01:16:24.340
and very demure. And I'm just like all like bull

01:16:24.340 --> 01:16:29.000
in a china shop and like. But you're like you're

01:16:29.000 --> 01:16:31.119
like the perfect like second wife. Like, you

01:16:31.119 --> 01:16:33.020
know, it's like you fucked up the first one.

01:16:33.420 --> 01:16:36.720
And like this is. Well, every first wife even,

01:16:36.819 --> 01:16:38.640
I mean, if you have like, maybe there's a 40

01:16:38.640 --> 01:16:41.220
year old guy that had never got married and damn,

01:16:41.279 --> 01:16:44.260
I missed my choice, my chance. Oh my God. I've

01:16:44.260 --> 01:16:49.039
got this trad wife who wants to get cream pie

01:16:49.039 --> 01:16:53.579
and have a baby and, and just like, take, take,

01:16:53.579 --> 01:16:55.979
you know, wants to be taken to pound town. I

01:16:55.979 --> 01:16:59.000
mean, it's like, come on. That's, that's, that's,

01:16:59.000 --> 01:17:01.239
that's like the dream. Dude, if I was, I'm not,

01:17:01.340 --> 01:17:02.680
and I'm not saying that I would do this because

01:17:02.680 --> 01:17:05.239
I'm obviously married, but if Somebody my age

01:17:05.239 --> 01:17:07.119
and you're out and you're like, you're on these

01:17:07.119 --> 01:17:10.039
apps. All these girls are fucking trash. And

01:17:10.039 --> 01:17:11.539
then you find some woman. Yeah, I'd love to get

01:17:11.539 --> 01:17:12.920
married. I'd love to have a Catholic wedding.

01:17:13.220 --> 01:17:15.899
I'd love to have a child. It's just like, dude,

01:17:15.939 --> 01:17:18.000
there aren't that many FK mommies out there that

01:17:18.000 --> 01:17:19.739
are offering that. That's a pretty good fuck.

01:17:20.140 --> 01:17:23.100
I hope not, because I'm telling you what, as

01:17:23.100 --> 01:17:25.760
far as like, I'm not going to be able to compete

01:17:25.760 --> 01:17:28.079
in like the looks department because I'm not

01:17:28.079 --> 01:17:32.199
willing to do much. More than like you do talks

01:17:32.199 --> 01:17:35.500
and stuff. No, like I know I've done it in my

01:17:35.500 --> 01:17:37.699
lifetime, but as I'm getting older, I realized

01:17:37.699 --> 01:17:39.840
like I can't be dying my hair black anymore.

01:17:39.840 --> 01:17:42.239
I look like a black crayon. Like enough is enough.

01:17:42.359 --> 01:17:44.180
Everybody knows my hair is not black anymore.

01:17:44.180 --> 01:17:48.039
Like I have to at some point let it go. Yeah,

01:17:48.640 --> 01:17:50.760
I don't know what I have to do, but I have to

01:17:50.760 --> 01:17:54.220
like stop holding onto my youth. That's ridiculous

01:17:54.220 --> 01:17:58.869
because I'm going crazy right now. It is says

01:17:58.869 --> 01:18:04.829
FK, Mommy, would you? You have 72 percent. Yes.

01:18:05.069 --> 01:18:09.390
And 28 percent. No. So you're winning that. Oh,

01:18:09.430 --> 01:18:12.609
see, they love you. Yay. Thank you. All my ladies

01:18:12.609 --> 01:18:16.989
in the chat and go on. Go. It would be a great

01:18:16.989 --> 01:18:20.430
blonde. Oh, my God. I'll share pictures of me

01:18:20.430 --> 01:18:22.590
a blonde and I'll make sure every one of you

01:18:22.590 --> 01:18:27.250
takes that back. I am a horrible blonde. No.

01:18:28.379 --> 01:18:31.279
No. I've only ever really had blondes and black

01:18:31.279 --> 01:18:35.359
hair. Red, like that. I can't read. That's Lady

01:18:35.359 --> 01:18:37.600
KB's thing. Oh, yeah, that's right. That would

01:18:37.600 --> 01:18:41.539
be so wrong. There's a lot. There's Lady KB.

01:18:41.779 --> 01:18:46.960
That's Haley from Brain. Aw, that's cute. That's

01:18:46.960 --> 01:18:50.739
cute, Deb. I love her. That's cute. I love her.

01:18:50.760 --> 01:18:53.699
That pretty and asocial. Deb, you're kind of

01:18:53.699 --> 01:18:56.420
a ginger, aren't you? What? Aren't you a little

01:18:56.420 --> 01:19:00.039
red or Auburn? It's kind of it's kind of dark.

01:19:00.880 --> 01:19:04.840
Does it all match? Are you red? Red here, red

01:19:04.840 --> 01:19:09.880
there? You have a rug for it to match, girl.

01:19:11.260 --> 01:19:15.520
Let me ask you a question. Do you groom down

01:19:15.520 --> 01:19:18.460
there a certain way? Do you get rid of it entirely?

01:19:18.619 --> 01:19:22.619
Like, what's your job? I like I fucking mow the

01:19:22.619 --> 01:19:27.060
grass here. Completely. Well the best I can I

01:19:27.060 --> 01:19:29.699
mean I don't do the Brazilian No, that's what

01:19:29.699 --> 01:19:32.920
I'm saying. Like you don't like it like a No,

01:19:32.920 --> 01:19:36.939
I don't I don't Okay, I don't like body hair

01:19:36.939 --> 01:19:40.539
so That story where that you put your leg up

01:19:40.539 --> 01:19:42.680
in the air and the the window washer was looking

01:19:42.680 --> 01:19:48.380
at you. Oh No, I was laying there naked in the

01:19:48.380 --> 01:19:50.960
bed and the fucking window washer thing. I saw

01:19:50.960 --> 01:19:54.979
that like going up you whore And then when I

01:19:54.979 --> 01:19:58.560
when I lived in Philly, I lived on the 15th floor

01:19:58.560 --> 01:20:02.159
of a high rise and I was half asleep, naked,

01:20:02.199 --> 01:20:06.260
and I saw a drone go by. Oh, my God. Jeff, you're

01:20:06.260 --> 01:20:09.680
giving out free shows. I love it. I'm a little

01:20:09.680 --> 01:20:12.359
bit of an exhibitionist myself. Like I'm not

01:20:12.359 --> 01:20:16.220
an exhibitionist, but I've seen that one picture

01:20:16.220 --> 01:20:18.020
that was floating around about you is that is

01:20:18.020 --> 01:20:21.029
that the picture or their other picture? The

01:20:21.029 --> 01:20:23.310
one that's like kind of like the, the my space

01:20:23.310 --> 01:20:25.609
angle and you kind of see like your, your boobs

01:20:25.609 --> 01:20:27.569
and it looks like there might be a nipple there

01:20:27.569 --> 01:20:31.229
and stuff. Is that, isn't that the picture of

01:20:31.229 --> 01:20:32.750
mommy that's been floating or like you were at

01:20:32.750 --> 01:20:36.850
a club or something? I don't know. I think like,

01:20:37.210 --> 01:20:40.270
did the window cleaner chop? No, he didn't. I

01:20:40.270 --> 01:20:44.680
don't know. I I'm pretty like. I share if somebody

01:20:44.680 --> 01:20:47.340
asks if they need something to like some material

01:20:47.340 --> 01:20:50.899
for the evening. I'm usually compliant. Nothing

01:20:50.899 --> 01:20:54.359
too crazy. I have like my standard giveaways

01:20:54.359 --> 01:20:57.800
that are just like basics. And then I have like

01:20:57.800 --> 01:21:00.479
the like full boobage. Is that, is that kind

01:21:00.479 --> 01:21:02.500
of what you just depends on who it is. If it's

01:21:02.500 --> 01:21:04.340
somebody I'm comfortable with, I'll give them

01:21:04.340 --> 01:21:08.260
the whole gamut. But if not, knock it off, Brian

01:21:08.260 --> 01:21:13.670
land. And that's not true. What is Oh my gosh.

01:21:14.670 --> 01:21:18.170
Those mommy, those hot mommy picks those saved

01:21:18.170 --> 01:21:26.770
on his hard drive. I'm having fun with these

01:21:26.770 --> 01:21:30.310
chats. All right. Well, we're about an hour and

01:21:30.310 --> 01:21:32.510
a half. We probably don't want to keep mommy.

01:21:32.609 --> 01:21:35.529
Mommy's been a good fucking sport tonight. A

01:21:35.529 --> 01:21:38.850
good egg. Good egg. You're a good sport, mommy.

01:21:39.029 --> 01:21:42.850
I love you. I love imitating you. You're just

01:21:42.850 --> 01:21:47.029
amazing. Are you going to hack a mania? Yes,

01:21:47.029 --> 01:21:50.010
I am going to hack a mania. I cannot wait. I

01:21:50.010 --> 01:21:54.409
am going to be a single and ready to mingle.

01:21:54.770 --> 01:21:59.170
Oh, my God. So I'm on dudes. I mean, guys out

01:21:59.170 --> 01:22:01.729
in the audience, those out there, guys. Come

01:22:01.729 --> 01:22:05.550
on. If I go, you go. I'll go. I'll go out there.

01:22:05.569 --> 01:22:07.930
I don't know what to tell you, man. She is fertile.

01:22:08.149 --> 01:22:11.770
She is mingling. You better be there. Be there.

01:22:11.949 --> 01:22:15.390
I get married in Vegas. You never know. Oh, wait.

01:22:15.930 --> 01:22:20.229
We got somebody here. Night Melinda. Hello. Night.

01:22:21.029 --> 01:22:23.390
Is that the beater chick that my dad fucked up

01:22:23.390 --> 01:22:28.729
the ass? Yes. Oh, Jesus. Sweet night. I'm your

01:22:28.729 --> 01:22:36.659
step mommy. Can impregnate you the muzzy goal

01:22:36.659 --> 01:22:53.020
leave she alone All right, thanks, baby. Good

01:22:53.020 --> 01:22:56.060
night, baby. Good night, Kevin. Yeah, you just

01:22:56.060 --> 01:23:01.470
you took away dab I just I just booted up. Yeah.

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Fuck dab. All right, mommy. Anything final words

01:23:05.310 --> 01:23:08.289
you have for us? Everybody say hi to Prince.

01:23:08.550 --> 01:23:11.069
Everybody check out Jacob. No dogs in the park.

01:23:11.449 --> 01:23:14.090
Gosh. All right. Shush. Check out Jacob's in

01:23:14.090 --> 01:23:17.470
Johnny F. Carson. Cutting up just shush me. He's

01:23:17.470 --> 01:23:21.689
fresh in the morning. And follow me on Twitter

01:23:21.689 --> 01:23:26.029
at loophole lady. And follow loophole lawyer,

01:23:26.029 --> 01:23:29.789
whatever. Okay, and any words of advice just

01:23:29.789 --> 01:23:31.710
before we go that anything that you just tell

01:23:31.710 --> 01:23:33.789
everybody like what's your motto for life?