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Welcome back to another extra spicy episode.

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It's Landon, and then we have Evan in the studio.

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Yes, sir. And then we have a guest co -host in

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the studio as well. His name's Hunter. Introduce

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yourself. What's up, guys? My name's Hunter.

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I am a friend of Evan's, and I will be joining

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y 'all on this great podcast today. So, to give

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y 'all more clarification, if y 'all listened

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to the last episode of the podcast, I said...

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That he's one half of the devils on my shoulder.

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I call this motherfucker a whore. He called me.

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He's like, I need to get on my podcast. I need

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to defend myself, brother. Well, you're a retired

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whore now. Yes, I have a girlfriend. He's retired.

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I don't want Miss Lauren coming after me. She

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will come after you, brother. We're making it

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known now. You are a retired whore. But you're

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still... On my shoulder, convincing him. I have

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all the knowledge in my bag, just can't use it.

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I'm a coach now. Well, I guess we might see as

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the podcast progresses how that might play out.

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Well, anyways, we've got a good podcast here.

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We've talked about some sports segments. The

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NBA playoffs are right around the corner. The

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season has gone and passed, and now it's playoff

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time, baby. You've got Boston, you've got Cleveland,

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and all the other teams. You've got the Atlanta

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Hawks trying to get in. No, that's not happening.

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Miami all the way, baby. Dyson Daniels won't

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take that from you. Hey, Dyson Daniels, what

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happened to him? Where was he playing last season?

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Look, we don't talk about it. Why did the Pelicans

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give him up? That's strange. Because he wasn't

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doing shit for us, but now he's doing shit for

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another organization. Interesting. Okay, well,

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let's just jump into the playoffs. So, this topic's

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between both of y 'all. This is a baseball topic.

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If y 'all really do want to get into it, like,

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what do y 'all think about these opening games

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so far, and what are y 'all's opinions on it?

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Paul Skeens shows. That's all you gotta know.

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Paul Skeens is an absolute animal, brother. Paul

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Skeens is so good. I mean, you have, baseball's

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so fun, and I'm so excited. We have games, and

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I'm trying to go to some baseball games this

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season. I went to two last season. I'm trying

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to go to some majors this season. I'm really

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enjoying what the Padres are doing. They're hot

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with Tati slinging it. Ooh, love to go to a Padres

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game. He's on fire right now. And then Dodgers,

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super good, as everyone thought they'd be. I

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mean, it's just unfair how good the Dodgers are.

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Yeah, the Dodgers have Shohei, Freddie Freeman.

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bunch of other talent it's just it's crazy what

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they're accomplishing granted they're putting

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themselves in a hole later on by borrowing money

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from future salary caps and stuff which is like

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a gray area but in the current day they're so

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stacked it's such a stacked roster yeah for right

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now they're on paper they're the favorites to

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win just about everything you know right right

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i mean the easy pick would just oh dodgers easy

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repeat Right. Right, right. And then in the East,

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you have the Knicks, good as ever, but they lost

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Juan Soto over the Mets. We're going to see how

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that plays out. Juan Soto was on the Yankees,

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and then he got offered a bag, which, honestly,

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I don't blame him. Take that bag. If you're going

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to get a bag for playing just off rip, it's crazy.

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Plus the torpedo bats the Yankees got. Oh, yeah,

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for sure. They're rushing the ball right now.

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It's absolutely wild. I mean, some say it's really

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unfair. But, I mean, if any team can do it. It's

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all about where you put. It's not outside of

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regulation. Let's go with that. Because I looked

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into this because I was like, this is kind of

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a weird bet. It's not the normal bet that somebody

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would usually swing. They're basically moving

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where most of the barrel is to where you're mostly

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hitting the ball. So all the plays that are getting

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jammed now are not because they're moving the

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barrel in more, which is where the sweet spot

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is, so you're hitting the ball better and it

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gives you a better area. So you're not going

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to get as jammed as much, which gives you a better

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chance of hitting the ball. If any team can do

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it, then it's not like the Astros situation.

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You know, that's totally against the rules. And

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the fact that... There's no necessarily rule

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against this. It's like a loophole for the MLB,

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and it's how they're able to, I guess, give a

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better performance to the fans in the stadium,

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you know? Because, you know, a six -year -old

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that catches a ball from, I don't know... Aaron

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Judge or one of the star players, that's going

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to make their year. That's going to be one of

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the top moments of their year. Everyone loves

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to see home runs. They're going to bring that

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back to first grade and bring it to show and

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tell and all that. Look what I got, a ball. Yeah,

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this is from Aaron Judge. You can see it on TV.

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Everyone loves to see home runs. I mean, I would

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love to see the home runs go up at the average.

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Like it was in the 90s. I mean, okay. Bring steroids

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back. That's my take. Bring steroids back. Fuck

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the drug test. Make Juan Soto the next Barry

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Bonds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I want to see

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more home runs. I want home runs to go up. It

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does add elevation to the game that makes it

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more exciting for viewers. And so many people

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say that... Baseball is so slow and boring, and

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then that just adds an extra level of excitement

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that can bring new fans in. So personally, I'm

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all for it. And it's not against the rules set

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by the MLB, so why not use R &D and development

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for something to make your team better? Yeah,

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for sure. So I'm personally not against it, so

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do what you want, you know? As long as it's within

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the rules. Granted, if you do outlaw these, then

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yeah, stop using them. But for right now, there's

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no rule against it. And like I said previously,

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rest in peace Oakland. I feel bad for Oakland.

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RIP. Hope you get a team back. Yeah, that's it.

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Alright, I guess let's jump into basketball.

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Alright, so we got our NBA playoff predictions.

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Now, if you are a long -time viewer, a long,

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long, long -time viewer... Probably no one. Probably

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no one. I don't know. We still have a reviewer

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from Germany. We don't know. Shout out. We still

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got to look at the statistics. We still got to

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look at the statistics. But if you're a long

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-time viewer, okay, if you somehow are, if you

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are a long -time viewer, you would know that

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we did this last year. And so we talked about

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who won that in the very first episode. Now.

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We talked about getting a prize from someone,

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but we never did. So basically, what this is,

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though, is we predict the NBA playoffs, okay?

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And so we predict them in the games, and we predict

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them in how many games they're going to beat

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them by. So let's just say I pick Cleveland to

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beat the Miami Heat in four games, okay? I get

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a point. That's one point for the team that advances,

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okay? And then I get two points for how many,

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if I get the games correct. So, do you want me

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to start off with my bracket or do you want to

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go? Are you finally ready to start? You took

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forever there, bud. Well, I had to explain to

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new viewers. Why don't what y 'all do is y 'all

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read off the games and be like, what do you got?

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And we have like a little group powwow. Yeah,

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that's what we'll do. Okay. So, okay, first time,

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first series, we're starting with Cleveland and

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either the Heat or the Hawks. I got Heat. Heat

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and what? Heat and Six. Heat and Six. I got...

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Kaz and Five. I got Kaz and Five, too. Hold on.

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Okay, you started all the way... We got East,

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so next we got Indiana and Milwaukee. With Dane

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back, I guess, the Bucks will take it in seven.

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I just don't think they're good enough to beat

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the Pacers convincingly. They have just about

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the same record as the Pacers. I don't think

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they're all that. I got the Bucks in six. I got

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the Bucks in six. I believe in Giannis. Hell

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yeah. Giannis, Giannis, Giannis. Okay. And then

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the Cavs and Bucks will play each other. Like

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I was saying before, I don't think the Bucs are

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all that. I think Cleveland's a much better team,

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and they've shown it all regular season. With

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that being said, give me the Cavs in five. I

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got the Cavs in six. I feel like Giannis and

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Dame are going to put up at least one monster

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performance, and then they're going to lose.

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They're going to get two games, and then they're

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going to lose. Kyle Kuzma's going to drag that

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team down. I got the Bucs in seven. All right.

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Don't forget the other matchups. In the other

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half of the East Bracket, we have the Knicks

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playing the Pistons. Detroit, you had a good

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run. Detroit, yeah, they had a good run. But,

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I mean, this will be a fun series, I think, defensive

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series. But Knicks in five for me. Knicks in

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five. I also go Knicks in five. All right, now

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we got Boston, Orlando. I think Orlando is not

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that great of a team. And they have many holes

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in the roster. With that being said, give me

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Boston in any sweep. Boston in a sweep, too.

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I'll also go Boston in a sweep. Okay, that leaves

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Knicks, Boston, Celtics. Knicks versus Celtics.

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I think Celtics are, again, much better team.

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They shouldn't throughout the regular season.

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I don't think the Knicks have beaten the Celtics

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this season. I think the games are going to be

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close, but the Boston Celtics are way too much

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for the Knicks to handle. So give me the Celtics

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in six. I get the Celtics in six, too. Do we

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have the same exact picture? Give me the Celtics

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in five. Well, we've got to wait for Western

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Conference. Yeah, yeah, okay. Well, to finish

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off the east side, we've got Cleveland -Boston.

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This is going to be a great series, I think.

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This is going to be, I think, the one great series

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in the East. I got Cleveland in six. I have Boston

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in seven. No, no, no, not Cleveland. Celtics,

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my bad. I have Boston in seven. I think two teams

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match up really well against each other, and

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it's a good dogfight, but Celtics are so good.

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Yeah, I got Celtics in six. You got them moving

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high game. I got Celtics in six. All right. I

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believe in Evan. Western comments. Bad decisions.

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Bad decisions. Believe in Evan's brackets. Don't

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believe in Evan's brackets. That's a really bad

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idea. They're great. Hey, the King won last year.

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So keep that in mind. You can't be talking. You

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won by one point. I'm the defending champ, baby.

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One point. Defending champ. Come take the title

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away from me. Okay. You can't take no title with

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you. Watch me take the title. That'd be hilarious.

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Yeah, yeah. I know very little about basketball.

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Yeah, yeah. Hunter's over here. He's going to

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take the title. Watch him. No. So watch. He's

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going to beat Evan for sure. No, I don't know.

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So then the first game is. I said hell no. That's

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language, bro. Captain America? Yeah, Captain

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America. Language. All right. So the first game

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is the Thunder versus the AC. So that could either

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be the Mavericks or Grizzlies. So I have Thunder

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and Six. I have. Thunder in four. I don't believe

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in the Dallas team, and I think Grizzlies are

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a much worse team than they were before all of

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the drama. I got Thunder in six. I feel like

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the Thunder are very beatable. I'll go with Thunder

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in six as well. All right. And so then the next

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games I have are Nuggets and Clippers. I think

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this would be a really good series. Huh? I think

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it would be a really good series. Do you have

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Denver? No, I don't. I have Clippers. But I think

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it's a really good series. I got Clippers in

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seven. I have Clippers in six. I have Denver

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in like seven. See, Jokic doesn't have much help.

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He's still Jokic. Yeah, he's still Jokic. He's

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still Jokic. But he's got a point, though. RIP

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to Michael Malone, though. Yeah, they fired their

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coach before. Playoffs too? Don't care. Okay.

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It's a bad season to have an NBA coach named

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Mike. All three of them got fired. Yep. This

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season. Did you see that? That did. All right.

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So next we got the Lakers and Timberwolves. Lakers

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in five. I got Lakers in six. Divorce court,

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child support, new door, Lakers in five. Okay.

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Let's go. Next game. Rockets versus Warriors.

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Not Rockers. Rockets versus Warriors. The Rockets

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versus Warriors. Steph Curry scored three points

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last time he played the Rockets, so that might

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have something to do with how this game plays

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out. I got the Rockets in six. I got Warriors

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in seven. Because I feel, here's why. You got

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Warriors in seven? Yeah, I do. I do believe,

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though, that Jimmy Butler will have a big...

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Jimmy Butler? Say his name, bro. What's his name?

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Jimmy Buckets. No, Jimmy Butler. Playoff Jimmy.

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Playoff Jimmy, bro. I've got Golden State in

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six. If you have Jimmy on your team, you have

00:13:55.389 --> 00:13:58.590
a good chance. If you have Steph Curry, you have

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a wonderful chance. Put those two together. Wonderful

00:14:02.429 --> 00:14:07.429
chance. Make a sweet baby. You know what? Steph

00:14:07.429 --> 00:14:11.450
Curry adjusts very well. All right. Try and guard

00:14:11.450 --> 00:14:15.889
a half -court shot. The next game, okay, this

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will be second round. We got Thunder and we got

00:14:19.649 --> 00:14:22.610
the Clippers. I got the Thunder in seven. Thunder

00:14:22.610 --> 00:14:23.929
and Clippers, I think it's going to be a good

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series. I have Thunder in six. I have Thunder

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in seven. All right. Lakers and Rockets. Lakers

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in five. I already said it. But, you know, PGA,

00:14:39.950 --> 00:14:46.179
TSA, USA. Ooh, this man's Lakers in 5 -2. I got

00:14:46.179 --> 00:14:49.220
Lakers in 7. Well, why don't you have Lakers

00:14:49.220 --> 00:14:52.200
in 5? Why won't you just listen to us? Why won't

00:14:52.200 --> 00:14:56.100
you listen to us? Listen to us. I'll tell you

00:14:56.100 --> 00:14:59.379
why. I'll tell you why. I don't trust the Lakers

00:14:59.379 --> 00:15:04.919
frontcourt. I don't trust them bigs. Like, wouldn't

00:15:04.919 --> 00:15:07.000
you have Jackson Hayes as your main big? Okay,

00:15:07.080 --> 00:15:09.730
the Warriors don't have bigs either. So it's

00:15:09.730 --> 00:15:11.789
a neat point. Or that Houston, you have Houston.

00:15:11.929 --> 00:15:15.889
They don't have any, like, great bigs. But Houston's

00:15:15.889 --> 00:15:17.889
got, like, Dylan Brooks and Thompson. They're

00:15:17.889 --> 00:15:19.710
going to be more defensive than anything. Jimmy

00:15:19.710 --> 00:15:26.549
Heller, amazing defender. But I still, I have,

00:15:26.570 --> 00:15:29.710
I have the Lakers in seven. I do believe the

00:15:29.710 --> 00:15:32.070
Lakers will win it, though. But in seven games,

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it's going to be tough for them. Then, what next

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game do we have? Okay. I think we all have OKC

00:15:40.370 --> 00:15:43.409
versus. Oh. Yeah. OK, so when the conference

00:15:43.409 --> 00:15:45.049
comes up. Yeah, conference comes up. We've got

00:15:45.049 --> 00:15:49.610
the Thunder and Lakers. I have Lakers in seven.

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I actually have OKC in six. I think this Thunder

00:15:54.250 --> 00:15:57.909
team is just so good this season. I've said it

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before, and I'll say it again. It was Lakers

00:16:00.990 --> 00:16:04.669
in five. And then. He's riding Lakers all the

00:16:04.669 --> 00:16:08.240
way, folks. And then Cavs and Celtics. I got

00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:13.379
Celtics in six. We already did that East. We

00:16:13.379 --> 00:16:15.360
already did East. Oh, yeah, we already did. Okay,

00:16:15.379 --> 00:16:18.639
move on to the finals. I got Lakers in Celtics.

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So then 2025 NBA final match. Lakers in six.

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You have Lakers in who? Celtics. Lakers in Celtics.

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I got Celtics in six, not Lakers. You have Celtics

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in six. You know? Old school rivalry coming to

00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:40.159
the new school. Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown versus

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LeBron and Luka. I like the matchup. I like the

00:16:44.919 --> 00:16:49.139
matchup. However, I'm writing OKC versus Celtics.

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And I'm going to show my bias. I'm very anti

00:16:52.940 --> 00:16:58.059
-Celtics. So I'm picking OKC and 6. Say the line.

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Lakers and 5. I'm going Lakers win. You're going

00:17:02.970 --> 00:17:08.329
Lakers win? I trust in Unk. Shannon Sharpe knows

00:17:08.329 --> 00:17:11.849
what he's talking about. I've never heard that

00:17:11.849 --> 00:17:15.410
said before. I've never heard that said before.

00:17:15.609 --> 00:17:17.970
Hunter's trusting in Shannon Sharpe. I'm trusting

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in Shannon Sharpe. But he said there's many.

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All right, I'll say this. I know very little

00:17:23.569 --> 00:17:26.230
about basketball. But what I do know is every

00:17:26.230 --> 00:17:29.970
time I go on TikTok, Lakers and Favre. It's all

00:17:29.970 --> 00:17:32.779
Lakers and Favre from first take. So Lakers in

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five. I think I would trust Shaq more to make

00:17:35.539 --> 00:17:37.779
a three -pointer than to trust Shannon Sharp.

00:17:38.420 --> 00:17:41.859
Yeah. He has before. Okay. Shannon Sharp has

00:17:41.859 --> 00:17:44.359
been wrong so many times. He has to be right

00:17:44.359 --> 00:17:47.819
now. But here's why I have the Celtics winning

00:17:47.819 --> 00:17:50.579
in six. Go ahead. It's the same thing with the

00:17:50.579 --> 00:17:55.299
big problem. Like, you know, the Lakers thing.

00:17:55.440 --> 00:17:59.880
Yeah. But at the same time, though, the Lakers'

00:17:59.980 --> 00:18:03.369
defensive scheme. It's really not that hard to

00:18:03.369 --> 00:18:06.210
break through because Luka doesn't play any defense.

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And you're talking to the biggest Luka fan. And

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so what they've advised is they're just going

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to let whoever Luka's guarding blow past him.

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And so whenever they collapse in, Luka's just

00:18:21.250 --> 00:18:25.529
going to run to the other man. So it's practically

00:18:25.529 --> 00:18:29.930
going to look like this. So old boy's going to

00:18:29.930 --> 00:18:33.529
drive past him. Dude's gonna drop down right

00:18:33.529 --> 00:18:37.089
here. So, bam. You know the viewers can't see.

00:18:37.309 --> 00:18:39.849
I know, but I'm showing you. He's explaining.

00:18:40.089 --> 00:18:42.410
I'm explaining to y 'all. I'm gonna explain when

00:18:42.410 --> 00:18:46.630
we do get cameras. But... There you go. I said

00:18:46.630 --> 00:18:50.529
win. I said win. I didn't say win. I didn't say

00:18:50.529 --> 00:18:54.650
win. But, yeah. Dude's gonna drop down right

00:18:54.650 --> 00:18:56.490
there. Luke's gonna run to the other defender.

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And then he's gonna try to throw it to the open

00:18:59.190 --> 00:19:01.640
man. Luke is gonna already be right there. That's

00:19:01.640 --> 00:19:04.160
their old defensive scheme. I agree. You can

00:19:04.160 --> 00:19:07.039
exploit the Lakers very easily. And they've shown

00:19:07.039 --> 00:19:10.799
that even with Luka, they have holes in that

00:19:10.799 --> 00:19:16.880
team. That's systematic. You can exploit. So

00:19:16.880 --> 00:19:20.319
I'll believe they'll beat the Thunder. The Thunder

00:19:20.319 --> 00:19:22.160
aren't that good. When they play a team that's

00:19:22.160 --> 00:19:25.460
very well coached, that's when the Lakers are

00:19:25.460 --> 00:19:27.839
going to be in trouble. And the Warriors are

00:19:27.839 --> 00:19:29.880
very well coached. The Thunder are very well

00:19:29.880 --> 00:19:32.519
coached, and the Celtics are very well coached.

00:19:32.539 --> 00:19:35.720
That's why I believe in Joe Mazula. The best

00:19:35.720 --> 00:19:40.920
defense is more offense. Okay? As an avid Clash

00:19:40.920 --> 00:19:45.119
Royale player, the best defense is more offense.

00:19:45.440 --> 00:19:49.339
Okay? Best defense, more offense. Luka, LeBron,

00:19:49.539 --> 00:19:54.579
not so much Bronny. But, all right, Bronny's

00:19:54.579 --> 00:19:56.779
probably not going to play that much. He's probably

00:19:56.779 --> 00:19:59.980
not. But I do believe in Joe Mazzulla. I picked

00:19:59.980 --> 00:20:02.039
him last year. I don't think he's going to let

00:20:02.039 --> 00:20:07.940
me down again. But I do believe his defensive

00:20:07.940 --> 00:20:13.240
scheme is really good. Now, here's the thing

00:20:13.240 --> 00:20:15.960
that could kill both of our brackets, okay? Yeah.

00:20:16.619 --> 00:20:20.039
If Kawhi gets hurt in the first round, we are

00:20:20.039 --> 00:20:22.299
cooked. We didn't account for injuries, so any

00:20:22.299 --> 00:20:26.279
injury would cook our bracket. Yeah. But I feel

00:20:26.279 --> 00:20:29.299
like Boston can still get to the finals, depending

00:20:29.299 --> 00:20:33.640
on who it is. If Kawhi is out, oh my gosh, I'm

00:20:33.640 --> 00:20:38.200
going to be pissed. If Kawhi is out in game four

00:20:38.200 --> 00:20:40.900
when they need him to win the game, I'm going

00:20:40.900 --> 00:20:42.440
to be crying. Because then that's just going

00:20:42.440 --> 00:20:45.240
to mess up my whole bracket. I could have gotten

00:20:45.240 --> 00:20:49.220
two points off of that. But I do believe in Joe

00:20:49.220 --> 00:20:51.640
Mazzulla. I do believe the Lakers had a nice

00:20:51.640 --> 00:20:53.559
little run this year. Do I believe that they're

00:20:53.559 --> 00:20:56.660
winning the championship? No. Every Lakers fan

00:20:56.660 --> 00:20:59.940
is delusional. Hell no. I'm not even a Lakers

00:20:59.940 --> 00:21:03.440
fan. Just like Cowboys fans. You know what? Cowboys

00:21:03.440 --> 00:21:05.319
fans, they're also Lakers fans. Did you know

00:21:05.319 --> 00:21:07.960
that? I did not know that, man. They are. Shit.

00:21:09.359 --> 00:21:11.960
They probably root for CeeDee Lamb and LeBron

00:21:11.960 --> 00:21:16.619
together. I just follow Unk. I just follow Unk.

00:21:16.619 --> 00:21:19.579
Trust in Unk. Okay. Well, I have the Thunder

00:21:19.579 --> 00:21:23.259
playing the Celtics in the finals. Like, my brain

00:21:23.259 --> 00:21:25.660
tells me Celtics, but my heart tells me Thunder.

00:21:25.980 --> 00:21:29.619
And I just, I can't in good conscience pick the

00:21:29.619 --> 00:21:33.799
Celtics ever to win. I don't want Celtics to

00:21:33.799 --> 00:21:37.480
be happy. And I personally know four Celtics

00:21:37.480 --> 00:21:43.079
fans. And I hope they cry. He's been to more

00:21:43.079 --> 00:21:46.059
Celtics games than Miami Heat games. Like, he's

00:21:46.059 --> 00:21:48.119
been to Boston's arena more than the Miami Heat's

00:21:48.119 --> 00:21:49.500
arena. Yeah, I've never been to the Heat arena.

00:21:49.680 --> 00:21:52.559
But I have seen the Celtics. And I just watched

00:21:52.559 --> 00:21:56.859
them get booty smacked by the youth. By the GOAT,

00:21:56.880 --> 00:22:01.019
Tyler Herro. Tyler all the way. Finals down,

00:22:01.119 --> 00:22:06.259
baby. Bro listens to Tyler Herro and Jack Carlin

00:22:06.259 --> 00:22:09.200
all the time. That'd be my theme song, though.

00:22:10.339 --> 00:22:16.250
When it first came out, this dude. I remember

00:22:16.250 --> 00:22:18.009
one of the days. He just plays it on repeat.

00:22:18.190 --> 00:22:19.769
That's the only song he has on his playlist.

00:22:20.029 --> 00:22:22.789
That's the only song I know. There's no songs

00:22:22.789 --> 00:22:28.630
like this, really. Why? I remember a story like

00:22:28.630 --> 00:22:31.150
yesterday. When we first started the podcast,

00:22:31.289 --> 00:22:35.410
we were on episode four or five. Dude walks into

00:22:35.410 --> 00:22:38.250
the little room that we're done. He just plays

00:22:38.250 --> 00:22:42.049
Tyler Hero on full blast. I'm looking at him.

00:22:42.089 --> 00:22:46.039
I'm like, what the hell are you doing? I'm worshiping

00:22:46.039 --> 00:22:48.940
my goat anthem. What are you talking about? I'm

00:22:48.940 --> 00:22:50.599
praising my Lord today. What are you talking

00:22:50.599 --> 00:22:54.740
about, Evan? I just looked at him. I said, okay,

00:22:54.839 --> 00:23:01.059
whatever. And so it's 2025, and he's still doing

00:23:01.059 --> 00:23:04.119
it. I see. Okay, listen. He just wanted to play

00:23:04.119 --> 00:23:06.819
again. Playing game versus the Bulls, okay. Not

00:23:06.819 --> 00:23:09.000
going to win tomorrow. I said something to him

00:23:09.000 --> 00:23:11.119
about Evan. I was like, let me be happy, dog.

00:23:11.319 --> 00:23:13.900
Like, come on. Yeah, but yet he wants me to suffer

00:23:13.900 --> 00:23:16.140
the whole time. He's over here sending me statistical

00:23:16.140 --> 00:23:17.900
facts about the Heat. I can't help that your

00:23:17.900 --> 00:23:19.660
team didn't make the playoffs. Like, I can't

00:23:19.660 --> 00:23:22.980
help that. Well, I mean, you don't need to rub

00:23:22.980 --> 00:23:24.859
it in my face. I already said, like, halfway

00:23:24.859 --> 00:23:26.460
through the season, oh, yeah, we're competing

00:23:26.460 --> 00:23:29.140
for the Cooper Flag sweepstakes. Y 'all ain't

00:23:29.140 --> 00:23:31.000
getting Cooper Flag, bro. Watch us get Cooper

00:23:31.000 --> 00:23:33.180
Flag. He's going to the Heat. Watch him go. Hell

00:23:33.180 --> 00:23:36.849
no. He had a 2 % chance. Watch him eat up a lady.

00:23:36.990 --> 00:23:40.170
Fuck no. A 2 % chance is crazy. He's going to

00:23:40.170 --> 00:23:42.309
look so good in a heat jersey. He ain't going

00:23:42.309 --> 00:23:44.710
to. Wearing them vice, bro. Wearing them vice

00:23:44.710 --> 00:23:46.250
clothes. He's going to look so good. He ain't

00:23:46.250 --> 00:23:49.009
going to the heat, bro. I can promise you that.

00:23:49.069 --> 00:23:50.829
He definitely ain't going to no heat. Pelicans

00:23:50.829 --> 00:23:53.410
are awful, dude. They are. Puts me in a mental

00:23:53.410 --> 00:23:57.430
breakdown every time I watch a game. Last time

00:23:57.430 --> 00:24:00.029
you went to a game was courtside. Yeah, that's

00:24:00.029 --> 00:24:04.200
right. Every time I watch a game, Evan. Oh. I

00:24:04.200 --> 00:24:06.400
went to the Pelicans game when they played the

00:24:06.400 --> 00:24:11.519
Heat. They got beat by 49. Yeah. They also played

00:24:11.519 --> 00:24:14.039
against a G League team. No, the Pelicans literally

00:24:14.039 --> 00:24:17.480
had five people. The five starters, out of the

00:24:17.480 --> 00:24:20.200
five, four of them were G Leaguers that I'd never

00:24:20.200 --> 00:24:24.099
even heard of. Yeah. That's why I knew whenever

00:24:24.099 --> 00:24:26.980
we shut down. I knew two people on the Pelicans

00:24:26.980 --> 00:24:30.400
roster that played. Two people. What two? Jose

00:24:30.400 --> 00:24:33.430
and who? Jose and... I don't remember the other

00:24:33.430 --> 00:24:37.430
one. What, Brandon Boston? No, he didn't play.

00:24:37.789 --> 00:24:41.470
Brandon Boston didn't play. I don't know. What

00:24:41.470 --> 00:24:44.329
are you talking about? Missy? No, Missy didn't

00:24:44.329 --> 00:24:46.069
play. What the hell? None of New York players

00:24:46.069 --> 00:24:47.990
played. Hawkins? Hawkins didn't play? No, he

00:24:47.990 --> 00:24:50.089
didn't play. What, is he still on the roster?

00:24:50.309 --> 00:24:52.529
I feel like he's never played. He's still on

00:24:52.529 --> 00:24:53.809
the roster. We still have him on the roster.

00:24:54.029 --> 00:24:58.369
He still plays. It's crazy. Plays when? We play

00:24:58.369 --> 00:25:01.940
him every game. Look, it's gotten better. It's

00:25:01.940 --> 00:25:03.900
gotten better with his minutes now. But I still

00:25:03.900 --> 00:25:06.779
say we fire Willie Green, though. Yes, I'm also

00:25:06.779 --> 00:25:09.200
on team fire Willie Green. I would love to have

00:25:09.200 --> 00:25:11.700
a good basketball team in New Orleans that I

00:25:11.700 --> 00:25:15.059
could go to and actually, like, wow, this team

00:25:15.059 --> 00:25:18.400
can go places. And, like, I can go to them. I'm

00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:20.539
just going to be good. Well, I'm just going to

00:25:20.539 --> 00:25:25.079
be good at this game. But I want to go to the

00:25:25.079 --> 00:25:29.299
game and watch a contending team. Because? Me

00:25:29.299 --> 00:25:31.359
and Landon talked about whenever David Griffin

00:25:31.359 --> 00:25:35.039
got fired. I told him, I said, I don't know why.

00:25:35.119 --> 00:25:37.799
Thank God. David Griffin didn't do bad. I'm going

00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:39.619
to say this. He didn't do bad because it's not

00:25:39.619 --> 00:25:41.180
his fault that everyone kept getting injured.

00:25:41.359 --> 00:25:44.680
Now, do I say fire him for the BI trade? Absolutely.

00:25:44.799 --> 00:25:46.980
You can't blame injuries for six years in a row

00:25:46.980 --> 00:25:50.859
now. Come on. Yeah, you can. Especially when

00:25:50.859 --> 00:25:52.700
your main star player is hurt and that's the

00:25:52.700 --> 00:25:56.140
dude you drafted. Now, the two years before Zion,

00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:59.930
okay. You're building off the AD trade. That's

00:25:59.930 --> 00:26:03.029
understandable. But the Zion trade, or not Zion

00:26:03.029 --> 00:26:05.869
trade, the Zion pick and everything, that's on

00:26:05.869 --> 00:26:09.349
you. Now... That's on him for not drafting good.

00:26:09.569 --> 00:26:12.150
He should have drafted better. Well, he did draft

00:26:12.150 --> 00:26:14.109
good. He got a lot of picks from the Lakers,

00:26:14.190 --> 00:26:17.829
and he wasted all of them. Now, he wasted one

00:26:17.829 --> 00:26:19.750
of them. One of them was Jackson Hayes. That

00:26:19.750 --> 00:26:22.869
was the only one he wasted. But I will say this,

00:26:22.910 --> 00:26:24.589
though. He did deserve to get fired for that

00:26:24.589 --> 00:26:28.440
BI trade. In my opinion, I understand. What did

00:26:28.440 --> 00:26:31.579
y 'all get back from B .I.? Like, nothing. Like,

00:26:31.619 --> 00:26:33.660
a pack of peanuts. No. I'm going to tell you

00:26:33.660 --> 00:26:38.339
what he did, but it wasn't... It's good, but

00:26:38.339 --> 00:26:40.000
at the same time, though, it's not really what

00:26:40.000 --> 00:26:47.599
I want. So... So, what we got was Bruce Brown

00:26:47.599 --> 00:26:51.559
Jr., Kelly Olenek, and a first -round pick. That's

00:26:51.559 --> 00:26:53.380
not bad if you look at it, because both those

00:26:53.380 --> 00:26:56.539
players have expiring contracts. So, once that...

00:26:56.539 --> 00:26:59.059
Oh, you got Kelly Olenek, right? Mm -hmm. Shout

00:26:59.059 --> 00:27:04.880
out, Miami Heat legend. Oh, I know the other

00:27:04.880 --> 00:27:07.400
player, Jamal Kane. Oh, yeah. And I knew that

00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:11.240
because he's a Heat legend. Oh. But, yeah, once

00:27:11.240 --> 00:27:15.680
those contracts expire, we do have an open contract

00:27:15.680 --> 00:27:18.180
slot, so we can get a max contract to somebody.

00:27:18.359 --> 00:27:20.960
But, same time, though... Bro, you should have

00:27:20.960 --> 00:27:23.759
just traded for Luka. Apparently, he was on the

00:27:23.759 --> 00:27:26.640
market. And believe me, I wanted Luka. I would

00:27:26.640 --> 00:27:31.200
love Luka in New Orleans. But, yeah, I mean,

00:27:31.220 --> 00:27:32.880
I understand what he did. But at the same time,

00:27:32.880 --> 00:27:34.359
though, you trade away B .I., though. If you

00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:36.160
would have traded away Zion and you would have

00:27:36.160 --> 00:27:38.319
gotten that, I would have been like, okay, maybe

00:27:38.319 --> 00:27:40.539
you should have gotten another first round out

00:27:40.539 --> 00:27:44.240
of it, too. But it's still not a bad trade. But

00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:48.619
it is what it is. But I still have to say, the

00:27:48.619 --> 00:27:51.240
new GM, Joe Dumas, needs to fire Will Green.

00:27:52.059 --> 00:27:57.269
Keep him alone. And then trade Zion and see where

00:27:57.269 --> 00:28:00.150
we go from there. Because I still say we trade

00:28:00.150 --> 00:28:05.890
around, trade Murphy and Herb. So that's my personal

00:28:05.890 --> 00:28:08.349
opinion. Because I feel like we can be a lot

00:28:08.349 --> 00:28:10.470
better without Zion, depending on who we get

00:28:10.470 --> 00:28:13.349
in return. What we get in return. I mean, Zion's

00:28:13.349 --> 00:28:16.109
an amazing player, but he's never in the court.

00:28:16.869 --> 00:28:18.529
That's why I say we need to trade. That sums

00:28:18.529 --> 00:28:23.720
up the whole past Zion. That's why I say we need

00:28:23.720 --> 00:28:26.940
to trade them when we can. Let's go back to this

00:28:26.940 --> 00:28:30.119
Luka topic. Maybe the Mavericks are actually

00:28:30.119 --> 00:28:33.240
playing 4D chess. Because they blew out the Kings.

00:28:34.019 --> 00:28:37.259
They might beat the Grizzlies. Maybe they actually

00:28:37.259 --> 00:28:41.039
have something that we don't know. Maybe they're

00:28:41.039 --> 00:28:45.119
playing this 5D chess with Rubik's cubes. Maybe

00:28:45.119 --> 00:28:47.839
they know the secret to the universe. Maybe just

00:28:47.839 --> 00:28:50.200
getting into the playoffs so everyone can shut

00:28:50.200 --> 00:28:52.460
the fuck up about Nico. But what if they play

00:28:52.460 --> 00:28:57.059
the Lakers in the conference finals? And then

00:28:57.059 --> 00:29:00.039
Luke up in the Lakers versus the Mavericks. The

00:29:00.039 --> 00:29:02.680
key was to trade away their generational talent

00:29:02.680 --> 00:29:11.480
to get AD. Which we traded away anyway. Who's

00:29:11.480 --> 00:29:16.109
always injured. Yeah, so maybe that was their

00:29:16.109 --> 00:29:18.549
play, trade away their generational talent for

00:29:18.549 --> 00:29:22.430
a guy that's always injured and a few other players.

00:29:22.670 --> 00:29:24.549
I think the Chiefs would actually win the next

00:29:24.549 --> 00:29:26.809
Super Bowl if they traded away Mahomes. Like,

00:29:26.809 --> 00:29:29.170
they've seen a trade away Mahomes. Easy. We'd

00:29:29.170 --> 00:29:35.069
be throwing them all. At the rate all these sports

00:29:35.069 --> 00:29:37.809
teams are going, you might. I mean, you know,

00:29:37.829 --> 00:29:41.440
Dodgers just need a trade away. Joe Flacco's

00:29:41.440 --> 00:29:45.759
throwing the ball to Travis. What? No trade Mahomes.

00:29:46.720 --> 00:29:52.380
That's crazy talk. But, yeah, that's what we

00:29:52.380 --> 00:29:59.599
have going on in basketball right now. Shout

00:29:59.599 --> 00:30:03.099
out to the NBA for another great season. Now,

00:30:03.119 --> 00:30:06.000
if y 'all want to talk about another topic real

00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:07.900
quick, which is one that just came up on the

00:30:07.900 --> 00:30:10.549
fly. Y 'all want to talk about Aaron Rodgers?

00:30:11.009 --> 00:30:16.470
Think about where he's going to go? Aaron Rodgers

00:30:16.470 --> 00:30:19.869
is going to Evan Johnson's house so he can get

00:30:19.869 --> 00:30:24.490
a very nice night. I'm sure you'll satisfy him.

00:30:25.230 --> 00:30:28.950
What the hell? That was bad. That was weird.

00:30:30.130 --> 00:30:35.150
I know you love him, right? As far as where he

00:30:35.150 --> 00:30:38.630
ends up, I would say... Eric would probably go

00:30:38.630 --> 00:30:42.809
to Pittsburgh just to be with Devontae. Because

00:30:42.809 --> 00:30:45.589
that's his... Didn't Devontae go to Pittsburgh?

00:30:45.849 --> 00:30:48.269
He went to L .A. Yeah, Devontae. Devontae went

00:30:48.269 --> 00:30:49.849
to the Rams. And then they got... He went to

00:30:49.849 --> 00:30:51.849
the Rams? And then... Bro, have you not been

00:30:51.849 --> 00:30:53.829
keeping up? No, I thought he went to Pittsburgh.

00:30:54.049 --> 00:30:59.450
Then Cooper went to Seattle. I knew that. I knew

00:30:59.450 --> 00:31:01.710
Cooper went to Seattle. We're just blowing his

00:31:01.710 --> 00:31:03.990
mind right now. Yeah, I knew that. I knew that.

00:31:04.069 --> 00:31:08.619
I thought Devontae went to Pittsburgh. But the

00:31:08.619 --> 00:31:13.079
Saints have also talked about going after Aaron

00:31:13.079 --> 00:31:16.460
Rodgers. Because he spoke on the Pat McAfee show

00:31:16.460 --> 00:31:19.019
today. I don't know if you saw. I actually didn't

00:31:19.019 --> 00:31:20.619
get to listen to it. I listened in the first

00:31:20.619 --> 00:31:23.420
hour, and he's in the second hour. So I need

00:31:23.420 --> 00:31:25.000
to go back and listen to the second hour. But

00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:27.779
he practically summed it up. He was like, you

00:31:27.779 --> 00:31:30.519
know, I'm not mad at the Jets, but I'm mad at

00:31:30.519 --> 00:31:32.420
the Jets how they made me fly all the way across

00:31:32.420 --> 00:31:34.640
the world to come have a 20 -second meeting.

00:31:35.210 --> 00:31:37.410
He'd be like, hey, because Aaron Glenn asked

00:31:37.410 --> 00:31:38.569
him, hey, do you want to play football? He said,

00:31:38.609 --> 00:31:40.950
yeah. He's like, okay, we're going in a different

00:31:40.950 --> 00:31:43.230
direction at quarterback. That's pretty funny.

00:31:43.289 --> 00:31:45.289
That's pretty funny. So he was like, yeah, I

00:31:45.289 --> 00:31:47.769
could have gotten a phone call for that. But

00:31:47.769 --> 00:31:51.130
they've also said that the Saints could be interested

00:31:51.130 --> 00:31:55.470
in him if Derek Carr is hurt, if he is either

00:31:55.470 --> 00:31:57.569
hurt or is faking the injury because they got

00:31:57.569 --> 00:31:59.569
some people saying he could be faking the injury.

00:31:59.750 --> 00:32:04.519
But I do believe, though, that. As an Aaron Rodgers

00:32:04.519 --> 00:32:09.259
guy, I would like to see him go to the Saints.

00:32:10.900 --> 00:32:13.759
I don't want him to go to the Saints. I personally

00:32:13.759 --> 00:32:15.140
don't want him to go to the Saints either. I

00:32:15.140 --> 00:32:17.799
want Jackson Dart as a draft pick. He's probably

00:32:17.799 --> 00:32:20.319
not even going to be there. I want to tank for

00:32:20.319 --> 00:32:23.279
Arch. That's what I want. Yeah, he wants to tank

00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:25.420
for next season. Oh, God. You're trying to beat

00:32:25.420 --> 00:32:31.200
Jacksonville? I would like for him personally.

00:32:31.420 --> 00:32:33.640
Hey, I don't mind taking it. Let it be a fun

00:32:33.640 --> 00:32:36.579
tank. Let it be a fun tank. Yeah, we can have

00:32:36.579 --> 00:32:40.279
fun with it. If you wanted a fun tank, you should

00:32:40.279 --> 00:32:43.240
have kept Jameis Winston. We would lose almost

00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:45.880
every game, but at least the press conferences

00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:49.480
after would be fun. I love Jameis. I was always

00:32:49.480 --> 00:32:51.539
on Jameis' bandwagon, and I was sad to see him

00:32:51.539 --> 00:32:54.299
go. And I was never on Team Carr. Well, I was

00:32:54.299 --> 00:32:57.160
for a little bit, but I always wanted Jameis

00:32:57.160 --> 00:33:00.859
over Carr. Evan can attest to that. Yeah, he

00:33:00.859 --> 00:33:04.079
was always on Team Jameis Winston, but... What

00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:06.200
I personally believe, though, I was on Team Carr,

00:33:06.299 --> 00:33:08.039
too, until he started throwing hospital balls

00:33:08.039 --> 00:33:11.460
to the receivers. What really did it for me was

00:33:11.460 --> 00:33:15.440
when Carr threw it probably 10 yards out of bounds

00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:18.559
and yelled at Chris Olave, why didn't you finish

00:33:18.559 --> 00:33:20.440
the route? I'm like, brother, you threw it in

00:33:20.440 --> 00:33:24.460
the stand. What was he going to do? What do you

00:33:24.460 --> 00:33:27.059
mean, catch the ball? That's why I say you might

00:33:27.059 --> 00:33:28.960
as well just go after Aaron Rodgers for a season

00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:33.849
or something. We already have a nursing home

00:33:33.849 --> 00:33:37.710
for the NFL. Why are we going to add Aaron Rodgers

00:33:37.710 --> 00:33:41.190
to it? Aaron Rodgers said, hey, I'll play for

00:33:41.190 --> 00:33:46.430
$10 million. Cheap budget. I would rather take

00:33:46.430 --> 00:33:49.329
Aaron Rodgers on a $10 million contract than

00:33:49.329 --> 00:33:51.369
paying Derek Carr what he's been getting paid

00:33:51.369 --> 00:33:53.589
right now. This same team is not contending.

00:33:54.410 --> 00:33:57.990
They're not a contender. Why would Aaron Rodgers

00:33:57.990 --> 00:34:00.150
even come down here? Why did he go to the Jets?

00:34:00.890 --> 00:34:04.329
Because you thought he had something in his delusional

00:34:04.329 --> 00:34:06.029
online. Well, that's the awesome thing. And you

00:34:06.029 --> 00:34:08.389
thought he had something, too. I did. I had the

00:34:08.389 --> 00:34:10.230
clown makeup on. You did have that clown makeup

00:34:10.230 --> 00:34:12.489
on. You did. I had the clown makeup on. I'm not

00:34:12.489 --> 00:34:15.170
going to lie. But I personally don't say going

00:34:15.170 --> 00:34:19.329
for Aaron Rodgers is the best move because he's

00:34:19.329 --> 00:34:24.110
probably tank for somebody else and find a replacement

00:34:24.110 --> 00:34:27.670
very quickly because their car is not the answer,

00:34:27.849 --> 00:34:31.239
obviously. Kill him at River Parish Disposal,

00:34:31.239 --> 00:34:32.880
throw him in the back of the truck, and get him

00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:35.639
out of here. Damn. I've heard something like

00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:40.219
Jalen Milrow, you know, to the Saints. I would

00:34:40.219 --> 00:34:47.199
not mind that, but his outside the pocket ability

00:34:47.199 --> 00:34:50.500
is great. I'd like to see a little bit more improvement

00:34:50.500 --> 00:34:53.420
before we go for that. Yeah, I'm not sold on

00:34:53.420 --> 00:34:56.360
him. I'm not really sold on any prospect this

00:34:56.360 --> 00:34:59.719
season. Yeah, we had a whole quarterback breakdown.

00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:03.380
I believe, what was it? Well, Cam Ward's obviously

00:35:03.380 --> 00:35:06.059
going number one. That's like the worst kept

00:35:06.059 --> 00:35:08.840
secret in the league right now. Isn't he going

00:35:08.840 --> 00:35:12.199
to Tennessee? Yeah, Tennessee number one. 100%.

00:35:12.199 --> 00:35:15.059
If you want easy money, take that bet. Okay.

00:35:15.780 --> 00:35:20.059
But I believe, though, that he won't be a bust,

00:35:20.159 --> 00:35:22.199
though. That's me, though. I believe Cam Ward's

00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:24.300
going to be a bust. I think he's going to be

00:35:24.300 --> 00:35:28.650
a bust before he's... good. I think he will be

00:35:28.650 --> 00:35:31.289
good, but it's one of those Baker Mayfield kind

00:35:31.289 --> 00:35:35.369
of situations. He's going to be... He's going

00:35:35.369 --> 00:35:41.349
to need a lot of improvement because Miami, they

00:35:41.349 --> 00:35:45.190
play good teams, but it's not all good teams.

00:35:45.369 --> 00:35:49.630
You mean Tennessee? No. He went to college in

00:35:49.630 --> 00:35:54.320
Miami. I think he's a good quarterback. I think

00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:59.400
he hasn't seen the level of play that he's going

00:35:59.400 --> 00:36:01.659
to see in the NFL, which is the case for all

00:36:01.659 --> 00:36:04.199
of them. You need to give them time to be able

00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:07.099
to do something. Obviously, Rolex was not the

00:36:07.099 --> 00:36:16.239
answer for them. I actually believe in him. But

00:36:16.239 --> 00:36:18.639
I do like Cam Ward because he does have great...

00:36:19.239 --> 00:36:22.099
athletic ability as well as good patience in

00:36:22.099 --> 00:36:23.699
the pocket. I mean, you literally saw him just

00:36:23.699 --> 00:36:27.019
stand there with a ball in hand looking for something.

00:36:27.260 --> 00:36:30.460
But see, that scares me because now it leaves

00:36:30.460 --> 00:36:32.980
me, because as we all know, once you get into

00:36:32.980 --> 00:36:35.599
the NFL, these NFL edge rushers are actually

00:36:35.599 --> 00:36:40.159
better than what they were in college. So it

00:36:40.159 --> 00:36:43.639
leaves me the question, okay, are you good because

00:36:43.639 --> 00:36:46.400
you're actually good or were you good because

00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:49.929
of your O -line? Because... Yeah, because anybody

00:36:49.929 --> 00:36:52.530
can be good if they have 40 seconds to pass.

00:36:52.769 --> 00:36:56.369
Obviously, that's an exaggeration, but. But,

00:36:56.389 --> 00:36:59.050
you see what I'm saying, though? Because if Miles

00:36:59.050 --> 00:37:01.650
Garrett's coming after you every single play.

00:37:01.829 --> 00:37:04.150
Yeah, you need to get the ball out in less than

00:37:04.150 --> 00:37:05.989
three seconds after it hits your hands. Yeah,

00:37:05.989 --> 00:37:08.469
you're not going to have time to do that little

00:37:08.469 --> 00:37:12.869
walk in the pocket. Yeah. So, that's why I believe

00:37:12.869 --> 00:37:14.449
he's going to be a bust, especially in Tennessee

00:37:14.449 --> 00:37:17.510
with that O -line they have. Hell no. That's

00:37:17.510 --> 00:37:19.260
why I believe he's a bust. Now, wherever Shador

00:37:19.260 --> 00:37:22.639
ends up, I'm going to make my – we're going to

00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:25.159
do a draft day prediction. I think Shador is

00:37:25.159 --> 00:37:27.639
going to be the best. It depends on where he

00:37:27.639 --> 00:37:29.699
goes. I feel like it does depend on where he

00:37:29.699 --> 00:37:33.320
goes. It does. It does. But I think he's a better

00:37:33.320 --> 00:37:36.840
player right now than Cam Ward. I think Cam Ward

00:37:36.840 --> 00:37:39.719
has a higher ceiling. Yeah. And he can become

00:37:39.719 --> 00:37:42.360
– and he will become better than Shador. Yeah.

00:37:42.460 --> 00:37:44.860
I think Shador is a good out -of -the -gate.

00:37:45.760 --> 00:37:48.340
Obviously, all of them need improvement. Yeah.

00:37:49.280 --> 00:37:53.179
It's just, I think Cam's ward is better than

00:37:53.179 --> 00:37:55.760
Shador. When is the draft, by the way? Is it

00:37:55.760 --> 00:37:59.139
next week? I think so. Yeah, I think so. I think

00:37:59.139 --> 00:38:01.119
on Tuesday, I think. It's like the 22nd? No,

00:38:01.340 --> 00:38:03.360
it's on Thursday. On Thursday? Do y 'all think

00:38:03.360 --> 00:38:05.260
the Saints are going to draft Garrett Musnock

00:38:05.260 --> 00:38:08.119
-Meyer in the late rounds just because? No. No.

00:38:08.559 --> 00:38:10.500
He's already going back to LSU. Yeah, he's already

00:38:10.500 --> 00:38:12.260
going back to LSU. Oh, I didn't see that. Okay.

00:38:13.059 --> 00:38:15.659
So, he's already going back to LSU. So, wait

00:38:15.659 --> 00:38:17.800
until next year. the figure, to see where he

00:38:17.800 --> 00:38:24.059
goes. I think he might be a backup. No. No. He

00:38:24.059 --> 00:38:26.559
doesn't belong in the NFL. See, I feel like this

00:38:26.559 --> 00:38:29.920
year was his first year that he actually did

00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:32.440
anything. Yeah, he was actually getting used

00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:34.679
to the system, doing all that. I do believe he's

00:38:34.679 --> 00:38:36.880
going to ball out this year, though. It's just...

00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:41.139
See, I'm not the hugest guy, Nussmeyer guy. I

00:38:41.139 --> 00:38:45.119
don't think he's all that. He's not going to

00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:53.239
be a perfect coach. I do believe, though, is

00:38:53.239 --> 00:38:55.380
that I feel like he has worked on his decision

00:38:55.380 --> 00:38:57.679
-making more than anything. Yeah, I agree. There's

00:38:57.679 --> 00:38:59.559
some decisions that I can look at and really

00:38:59.559 --> 00:39:01.579
like. Like that Alabama game? I would rather

00:39:01.579 --> 00:39:04.719
peewee quarterback. Like that Alabama game last

00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:07.280
year? Oh, yeah, no. That was terrible. That was

00:39:07.280 --> 00:39:10.619
awful. Those are all mostly bad decisions in

00:39:10.619 --> 00:39:12.480
my opinion. But I'm glad we had a nice little

00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:16.849
NFL run. Now... It's time for a recurring segment

00:39:16.849 --> 00:39:22.510
that we always do on this show. Let's sing together.

00:39:23.190 --> 00:39:27.809
Do -do -do -do, doing dumb shit. And so I have

00:39:27.809 --> 00:39:29.929
the large article in my iPad so Landon can read

00:39:29.929 --> 00:39:33.329
it. So this lovely article is brought to you

00:39:33.329 --> 00:39:39.510
by the people at people .com. Yeah. So everyone

00:39:39.510 --> 00:39:41.769
loves ice cream, right? I mean, who doesn't love

00:39:41.769 --> 00:39:44.800
ice cream? My favorite flavor, chocolate chip,

00:39:44.920 --> 00:39:47.840
rocky road. What about you, Evan? I'm a chocolate

00:39:47.840 --> 00:39:49.840
guy. Like a Dutch chocolate. Like it could be

00:39:49.840 --> 00:39:52.039
Dutch chocolate, cookies and cream, you know.

00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:56.639
I personally, I like strawberry. I'm just a strawberry

00:39:56.639 --> 00:40:02.139
kind of guy. Well, my feelings on chocolate are

00:40:02.139 --> 00:40:06.800
complicated. It's a hate relationship, actually.

00:40:07.099 --> 00:40:09.340
Yeah, but he does not like chocolate. It's not

00:40:09.340 --> 00:40:11.840
a love hate. It's just a hate. It's just hate,

00:40:11.860 --> 00:40:14.780
yeah. Strawberry? All right, anyways. Strawberry.

00:40:16.119 --> 00:40:18.780
Well, coming to you with the newest flavor, the

00:40:18.780 --> 00:40:22.159
best and newest flavor on the market, we have

00:40:22.159 --> 00:40:26.679
breast milk flavored ice cream. They went straight

00:40:26.679 --> 00:40:29.179
to the source. Straight to the source. They really

00:40:29.179 --> 00:40:31.840
did. You know, this is like cow's milk, everyone.

00:40:32.800 --> 00:40:37.420
This is... This is coming from Megan in the factory.

00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:40.219
Megan in the factory is making all the breast

00:40:40.219 --> 00:40:44.480
milk. Anyways, so, I mean, who doesn't love breast

00:40:44.480 --> 00:40:50.119
milk, right? I can't say that I do. I personally

00:40:50.119 --> 00:40:53.000
haven't tried it since I've been, like, two,

00:40:53.099 --> 00:40:56.320
but... It was good back then. Why is it not good

00:40:56.320 --> 00:41:01.460
now? Hey, you know, I'm open to trying new things.

00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:04.579
I don't think I would try that. You want to try

00:41:04.579 --> 00:41:08.360
it? No. Evan, would you try it? No. What if someone

00:41:08.360 --> 00:41:11.880
paid you, like $10, would you try it? If they

00:41:11.880 --> 00:41:15.320
paid for the ice cream, and they paid me money

00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:18.960
to try it, I'll do it. Yeah. Okay, what if they

00:41:18.960 --> 00:41:22.019
just paid for the ice cream? No. No. Just to

00:41:22.019 --> 00:41:26.019
try it? Bro, come on. It's free ice cream. You

00:41:26.019 --> 00:41:28.300
know what, that's like me, that's like you saying

00:41:28.300 --> 00:41:31.059
that you'd try a Burger King Whopper if I paid

00:41:31.059 --> 00:41:35.110
for it. So. Okay, I'll try a burger. Can you

00:41:35.110 --> 00:41:38.889
keep it for me? Why not? I'll try it. Yeah. I

00:41:38.889 --> 00:41:41.010
mean, shit, you gotta be optimistic at least.

00:41:43.110 --> 00:41:48.909
I have some comments. You know, one model commented

00:41:48.909 --> 00:41:51.349
in an article and said she can't wait to try

00:41:51.349 --> 00:41:55.409
it. It sounds so good. Another person commented,

00:41:55.610 --> 00:41:59.030
absolutely, yes. We need this like yesterday.

00:42:00.230 --> 00:42:02.710
I mean, so you have some people. What are the

00:42:02.710 --> 00:42:05.590
ethical concerns for this, though? You're just

00:42:05.590 --> 00:42:10.349
going and milking lactating mothers? Where are

00:42:10.349 --> 00:42:13.469
you getting the milk for this to make it into

00:42:13.469 --> 00:42:16.969
ice cream? I want to imagine it's real, like,

00:42:16.969 --> 00:42:20.869
women making it. It's just kind of artificially

00:42:20.869 --> 00:42:22.969
flavored. I would think it's artificially flavored.

00:42:22.969 --> 00:42:26.329
How are you going to artificially... What are

00:42:26.329 --> 00:42:29.289
you going to use, formula instead? Like, this

00:42:29.289 --> 00:42:34.579
is... Formula ice cream. This is not a great

00:42:34.579 --> 00:42:37.980
idea in my opinion. What is the market for this?

00:42:38.119 --> 00:42:41.099
Who is this going to be marketed towards? Not

00:42:41.099 --> 00:42:47.079
me. Not me. Obviously you. Probably, if I were

00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:52.039
to take a guess, probably younger kids. Around

00:42:52.039 --> 00:42:57.750
maybe two or three. That they thought that their

00:42:57.750 --> 00:42:59.250
parents are slowly trying to get them to get

00:42:59.250 --> 00:43:06.170
off But I fight for the babies who they're trying

00:43:06.170 --> 00:43:08.409
to get off like they trying to get because instead

00:43:08.409 --> 00:43:10.289
of like being attached to it They could just

00:43:10.289 --> 00:43:13.670
be like here comes the airplane choo -choo You

00:43:13.670 --> 00:43:20.139
know that type of stuff This is straight for

00:43:20.139 --> 00:43:23.639
the people who are curious. No, no, no. Okay,

00:43:23.679 --> 00:43:25.500
this is straight for the people who are curious

00:43:25.500 --> 00:43:28.340
about, like, what's the difference? Can I actually

00:43:28.340 --> 00:43:31.699
taste the difference? No, I imagine a big market

00:43:31.699 --> 00:43:35.699
for this will be, like, in -cell male virgins.

00:43:36.159 --> 00:43:39.260
I think that's who the big market... So, Evan.

00:43:42.139 --> 00:43:44.920
Fuck both of you. Oh, man. Okay, I want to read

00:43:44.920 --> 00:43:47.800
this one quote from the manufacturer. from the

00:43:47.800 --> 00:43:51.519
company. The ice cream will be a pitch -perfect

00:43:51.519 --> 00:43:55.380
representation of the sweet, creamy, nutrient

00:43:55.380 --> 00:44:00.019
-packed, nutrient -packed goodness we've all

00:44:00.019 --> 00:44:03.519
wanted to try, but have been afraid to ask. What

00:44:03.519 --> 00:44:07.420
have you been afraid to ask? It is an absolutely

00:44:07.420 --> 00:44:11.000
wild vibe. Okay, and it will include some of

00:44:11.000 --> 00:44:14.599
the nutrients, including fats, carbs, important

00:44:14.599 --> 00:44:20.039
vitamins, plus Lots of H2O for hydration. So

00:44:20.039 --> 00:44:22.920
this is a dietary supplement, basically. It's

00:44:22.920 --> 00:44:26.360
like breast milk and sure. Yeah, for sure. And

00:44:26.360 --> 00:44:29.079
we're going to shout out to the company who's

00:44:29.079 --> 00:44:32.900
making this. Shout out to Frida. That's F -R

00:44:32.900 --> 00:44:35.980
-I -D -A. If you want to get some breast milk

00:44:35.980 --> 00:44:39.139
ice cream, I guess it's going to be in the market

00:44:39.139 --> 00:44:41.460
soon. It's going to be in Rouse's. It's going

00:44:41.460 --> 00:44:44.019
to be in Rouse's. Did you just see it? You just

00:44:44.019 --> 00:44:47.440
walk into Rouse's and you just see. Breast milk

00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:51.880
ice cream. Oh, man. Okay. Now, this guy's got

00:44:51.880 --> 00:44:54.860
a conspiracy theory. So this is the new segment

00:44:54.860 --> 00:44:58.880
we're starting. We've heard two conspiracies

00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:02.639
from the last two episodes. The amazing conspiracies

00:45:02.639 --> 00:45:06.480
that are absolutely 100 % true. So now he's going

00:45:06.480 --> 00:45:09.500
to give his conspiracy take. So I came up with

00:45:09.500 --> 00:45:13.739
this segment. And so what I personally believe,

00:45:13.960 --> 00:45:18.000
one, we need a jingle. If the doing dumb shit

00:45:18.000 --> 00:45:21.780
has to have a jingle, we gotta do the conspiracy

00:45:21.780 --> 00:45:23.940
theory segment to have a jingle. Did I come up

00:45:23.940 --> 00:45:26.380
with the doing dumb shit jingle? Yeah, so you

00:45:26.380 --> 00:45:30.179
need to come up with yours. Alright, so my conspiracy

00:45:30.179 --> 00:45:34.320
theory is, okay, we have the cure to cancer,

00:45:34.460 --> 00:45:37.320
but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, like,

00:45:37.460 --> 00:45:38.980
I'm gonna use the United States for example.

00:45:39.719 --> 00:45:43.159
We're saying this in our country, exactly. I

00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:46.059
believe we have the cure to cancer, but, It's

00:45:46.059 --> 00:45:48.420
more profitable for pharmaceutical companies.

00:45:51.079 --> 00:45:53.719
Damn, Landon. For the audience wondering why

00:45:53.719 --> 00:45:56.099
we're laughing, Landon just absolutely spilled

00:45:56.099 --> 00:45:58.420
half his water bottle on himself, and now he

00:45:58.420 --> 00:46:00.019
looks like he peed himself. Good job, Landon.

00:46:00.099 --> 00:46:04.280
So, I feel like we have the cure to cancer, but

00:46:04.280 --> 00:46:08.460
I feel like it's much more profitable for pharmaceutical

00:46:08.460 --> 00:46:11.320
companies, insurance companies, and doctors to

00:46:11.320 --> 00:46:14.610
make more money treating it than curing it. That's

00:46:14.610 --> 00:46:18.210
my conspiracy. And we just hide it away. There

00:46:18.210 --> 00:46:21.789
is money to be made treating symptoms of cancer,

00:46:22.010 --> 00:46:25.230
but I don't think there's an end -all, cure -all

00:46:25.230 --> 00:46:27.949
kind of solution. Because you've got to think,

00:46:27.989 --> 00:46:30.110
there's many different types of cancer. You have

00:46:30.110 --> 00:46:35.250
breast cancer, colon cancer, tumors and mass.

00:46:35.630 --> 00:46:38.650
It's a whole bunch of stuff. Well, I'm just saying,

00:46:38.690 --> 00:46:40.590
like, just for, like, one of them. I don't know

00:46:40.590 --> 00:46:43.150
which one. I do believe we do have a cure to

00:46:43.150 --> 00:46:46.469
A cancer. I don't know what cancer, though. It

00:46:46.469 --> 00:46:49.630
could just be, oh, what is it? Prostate cancer.

00:46:50.230 --> 00:46:54.750
There is a lot of stuff going on, like, genetic

00:46:54.750 --> 00:46:58.409
editing and stuff like that. So that's definitely

00:46:58.409 --> 00:47:02.130
a field to be interested in. Because I'm studying

00:47:02.130 --> 00:47:07.119
medical. There is a lot of money to be made,

00:47:07.260 --> 00:47:10.179
but I don't think that's solely why. Because

00:47:10.179 --> 00:47:14.420
if you look at it, some of the, I guess, drugs

00:47:14.420 --> 00:47:17.739
that they're using now are not necessarily new

00:47:17.739 --> 00:47:21.199
drugs. Yes, there are new drugs, but it takes

00:47:21.199 --> 00:47:24.539
time for R &D and development and all this stuff.

00:47:25.480 --> 00:47:30.420
There's a whole ozempic craze, which is used

00:47:30.420 --> 00:47:35.889
for diabetes. specifically type 2 so obviously

00:47:35.889 --> 00:47:39.269
that's a newer drug but there's been drugs that

00:47:39.269 --> 00:47:41.969
are way older than that that have been around

00:47:41.969 --> 00:47:46.050
to treat diabetes so i think there are advancements

00:47:46.050 --> 00:47:48.829
going on but i don't think that there's necessarily

00:47:48.829 --> 00:47:57.250
a cure to cancer for all drugs not all cancers

00:47:57.250 --> 00:48:00.070
yeah i'm not saying all cancer i'm just saying

00:48:00.070 --> 00:48:03.639
for like maybe like one at least They might be

00:48:03.639 --> 00:48:07.059
close. I do believe, though, that they have at

00:48:07.059 --> 00:48:09.760
least one. Now, for every single cancer, no.

00:48:10.000 --> 00:48:11.760
Because I do believe some is going to be a lot

00:48:11.760 --> 00:48:14.420
harder to cure than other ones. Next thing you

00:48:14.420 --> 00:48:18.139
know, the FBI is watching the phones. I mean,

00:48:18.159 --> 00:48:20.980
just a little background. I'm not in the medical

00:48:20.980 --> 00:48:23.300
field, so I'm not going to claim to have this

00:48:23.300 --> 00:48:30.539
knowledge of the medicine community. I'm not

00:48:30.539 --> 00:48:33.800
in that field, nor is Evan at all. But I'm going

00:48:33.800 --> 00:48:36.320
to tell you – He's like a low -level cook, everyone.

00:48:37.199 --> 00:48:39.320
Damn, way to just put me on blast, bro. Anyway,

00:48:39.420 --> 00:48:43.820
so here's why I came up with this, okay? Because

00:48:43.820 --> 00:48:47.619
for some reason, it hit me because I was watching

00:48:47.619 --> 00:48:49.980
Family Guy. This is before you're like, Evan,

00:48:50.139 --> 00:48:52.880
you got this off of Family Guy. It's crazy. So

00:48:52.880 --> 00:48:56.780
I was watching Family Guy, and one of the episodes

00:48:56.780 --> 00:49:01.630
was that – uh lois's dad you know the rich guy

00:49:01.630 --> 00:49:04.369
he had the cure for cancer like all types of

00:49:04.369 --> 00:49:08.590
cancer but he said it in that in the way that

00:49:08.590 --> 00:49:13.170
i said it that uh pharmaceutical companies insurance

00:49:13.170 --> 00:49:16.210
companies and all doctors make more money treating

00:49:16.210 --> 00:49:21.449
it than they do curing it so that's why they

00:49:21.449 --> 00:49:24.010
do what they do and brian was trying to tell

00:49:24.010 --> 00:49:29.550
him oh that's unethical but Lois' dad was that's

00:49:29.550 --> 00:49:33.690
how the world works. So that's why I genuinely

00:49:33.690 --> 00:49:36.670
thought about that because I think it's fully

00:49:36.670 --> 00:49:40.030
ethical in the world. As in nothing's fully ethical.

00:49:40.210 --> 00:49:43.409
Nothing's fully ethical, but as in like the human

00:49:43.409 --> 00:49:44.710
standpoint, that's what he was talking about.

00:49:44.829 --> 00:49:46.690
Because instead of just releasing this to the

00:49:46.690 --> 00:49:48.750
public and everybody getting cured of cancer,

00:49:48.969 --> 00:49:52.789
you want to be greedy and hog it for yourself

00:49:52.789 --> 00:49:55.710
and make more money off of treating it. That's

00:49:55.710 --> 00:49:58.519
practically what the... What he was trying to

00:49:58.519 --> 00:50:02.579
say. But, I mean, if you find the cure to cancer,

00:50:02.780 --> 00:50:05.380
I mean, if you personally find the cure to cancer,

00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:07.699
like, you yourself, you can do whatever you want

00:50:07.699 --> 00:50:10.679
with it. You can hide it. You can make money

00:50:10.679 --> 00:50:13.239
off of it. You can sell it to a company and then

00:50:13.239 --> 00:50:15.219
they never use it to keep their drugs together.

00:50:15.460 --> 00:50:18.139
Mm -hmm. Like, that's why I believe, that's why

00:50:18.139 --> 00:50:20.739
I say we probably do have, like, one for a type

00:50:20.739 --> 00:50:24.400
of cancer. Just like one. I don't think we have

00:50:24.400 --> 00:50:26.340
one for all. Just completely all. Because like

00:50:26.340 --> 00:50:29.039
I said, one may be harder to solve than the other.

00:50:30.099 --> 00:50:33.440
And cancer has a lot of complexities as well.

00:50:33.719 --> 00:50:37.260
You have to realize that. Because there's a lot

00:50:37.260 --> 00:50:41.900
of stuff going on with drug companies and patents

00:50:41.900 --> 00:50:45.300
and all that. And obviously everything has to

00:50:45.300 --> 00:50:47.619
go through the FDA. That's who monitors all drugs

00:50:47.619 --> 00:50:53.550
and stuff like that. all these cancers have to

00:50:53.550 --> 00:50:58.230
be approved in some way, right? So, or the cancer

00:50:58.230 --> 00:51:00.309
treatments need to be approved in some way. So

00:51:00.309 --> 00:51:04.849
that testing can be a very lengthy process, which

00:51:04.849 --> 00:51:10.210
is why I'm funny about it. I don't know necessarily

00:51:10.210 --> 00:51:14.650
when it was made or found or created or whatever

00:51:14.650 --> 00:51:20.889
it was, but the process for that is very lengthy.

00:51:21.369 --> 00:51:24.929
and complex so you have to think a lot about

00:51:24.929 --> 00:51:27.409
of what goes into all this you can't just be

00:51:27.409 --> 00:51:30.349
like i think there is because anybody can think

00:51:30.349 --> 00:51:32.590
what they want but you have to have proof to

00:51:32.590 --> 00:51:35.909
back it up yeah i kind of lost respect for your

00:51:35.909 --> 00:51:38.250
conspiracy theory you said you got a family guide

00:51:38.250 --> 00:51:42.250
well maybe don't bring that up well but okay

00:51:42.250 --> 00:51:44.730
but i mean but you see but you see what i mean

00:51:44.730 --> 00:51:47.500
though by like You see, you kind of get what

00:51:47.500 --> 00:51:49.280
I'm talking about, though. Like, I'm saying,

00:51:49.320 --> 00:51:51.139
it is dumb that I got it off a family guy. I'm

00:51:51.139 --> 00:51:53.739
not going to lie. But it's still... Maybe you

00:51:53.739 --> 00:51:55.280
just shouldn't have brought that up. Well, no,

00:51:55.320 --> 00:51:57.239
it's just something to think about, though. Because

00:51:57.239 --> 00:52:00.760
you don't know... Okay, hold on. No, no, no,

00:52:00.760 --> 00:52:02.639
no, no, no, no. You ain't finna dog on me, Mr.

00:52:02.980 --> 00:52:06.099
Birds aren't real. Okay? Okay, this is a new

00:52:06.099 --> 00:52:08.380
conspiracy theory coming today. Yeah, but this

00:52:08.380 --> 00:52:11.280
is actually something that is actually somewhat

00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:13.300
interesting to talk about. Not if birds are real

00:52:13.300 --> 00:52:16.119
or not. Okay, I'll say this. there is actually

00:52:16.119 --> 00:52:18.179
a lot of truth that can be found in cartoons

00:52:18.179 --> 00:52:21.719
and cartoons can actually be pretty deep and

00:52:21.719 --> 00:52:25.719
okay so so okay so to give you to give you a

00:52:25.719 --> 00:52:28.179
nice little run back of the story His very first

00:52:28.179 --> 00:52:30.300
conspiracy theory was... This is two episodes

00:52:30.300 --> 00:52:33.559
ago? This was like three. Have you ever seen

00:52:33.559 --> 00:52:39.280
a BMP pigeon? They're drones. Exactly. No. No,

00:52:39.280 --> 00:52:42.480
dude. Yeah, he thinks that birds are created

00:52:42.480 --> 00:52:45.960
by the government to spy on us, which is very

00:52:45.960 --> 00:52:48.860
dumb. Okay, well, okay. You bring up this conspiracy

00:52:48.860 --> 00:52:51.800
theory about cancer, and this is what I have

00:52:51.800 --> 00:52:55.380
to say. It's not a fun conspiracy theory. Like,

00:52:55.380 --> 00:52:57.420
we want to do fun conspiracy theories. Like,

00:52:57.460 --> 00:53:00.599
if it's actually true and the government's hiding,

00:53:00.920 --> 00:53:04.760
that's depressing. Like, I seriously, that makes

00:53:04.760 --> 00:53:07.619
me depressed. You have to also think, it's not

00:53:07.619 --> 00:53:10.360
just the USA, because many of these drug companies

00:53:10.360 --> 00:53:15.619
are nationwide, right? So, or whatever it is.

00:53:15.719 --> 00:53:21.000
But, if there's no treatment for it in, I don't

00:53:21.000 --> 00:53:23.519
know, the UK or Japan or whatever it is, then

00:53:23.519 --> 00:53:26.199
it's not here. Because, I mean, if it's just

00:53:26.199 --> 00:53:29.780
the government hiding it, then why isn't it anywhere

00:53:29.780 --> 00:53:33.079
else? Or, like, something even worse, like this,

00:53:33.139 --> 00:53:36.559
like, senior organization working, like, intergovernmental.

00:53:37.199 --> 00:53:39.880
Yeah, like, we just genuinely don't know. But

00:53:39.880 --> 00:53:42.599
I'm not going to lie to you. I also did just

00:53:42.599 --> 00:53:44.480
come up with this on the fly, but I was thinking

00:53:44.480 --> 00:53:48.739
about it. Because whenever I, like, first saw

00:53:48.739 --> 00:53:52.320
it, I said, you know... That's kind of crazy

00:53:52.320 --> 00:53:54.400
that they would think that, but then I started

00:53:54.400 --> 00:53:56.719
going into it a bit deeper. Because we don't

00:53:56.719 --> 00:53:58.820
know what other countries could be doing. Other

00:53:58.820 --> 00:54:01.400
countries could be going beyond those experimental

00:54:01.400 --> 00:54:04.159
lines and be testing it on humans. But then at

00:54:04.159 --> 00:54:09.000
the same time, though, they could want to hide

00:54:09.000 --> 00:54:11.099
it for themselves. So that's why I personally

00:54:11.099 --> 00:54:14.400
believe. It doesn't even have to be cancer in

00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:15.900
this. It could just be any type of illness. Any

00:54:15.900 --> 00:54:18.900
type of disease or illness. It could just be,

00:54:18.920 --> 00:54:20.900
like, anything. Well, there are drugs to cure

00:54:20.900 --> 00:54:25.400
diseases. They use them as drugs. Yeah. I mean,

00:54:25.559 --> 00:54:29.599
most of them are public to the public. So, I

00:54:29.599 --> 00:54:31.519
mean, if they're going to cure for it, it's probably

00:54:31.519 --> 00:54:33.880
going to be in some kind of drug form. Like,

00:54:33.900 --> 00:54:37.210
you can't do this technically. there's many things

00:54:37.210 --> 00:54:39.929
that make up a chemo drug but very small grade

00:54:39.929 --> 00:54:43.190
of cancer yeah but there's different combinations

00:54:43.190 --> 00:54:45.250
and stuff to treat certain types of cancers especially

00:54:45.250 --> 00:54:47.469
at different stages and stuff like that but I'm

00:54:47.469 --> 00:54:50.929
just saying like just just like disease like

00:54:50.929 --> 00:54:53.730
cancer whatever as like just like the subject

00:54:53.730 --> 00:54:56.510
of it to where you know what if a country is

00:54:56.510 --> 00:54:59.429
hiding or what if a company is hiding you get

00:54:59.429 --> 00:55:02.760
what I'm saying I don't think right now Because

00:55:02.760 --> 00:55:05.260
I feel like if there was something like that,

00:55:05.440 --> 00:55:07.440
then obviously, yeah, companies are going to

00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:10.039
lose money. But you know how much drug companies

00:55:10.039 --> 00:55:13.739
make per year? It's ridiculous amounts. Absolutely

00:55:13.739 --> 00:55:16.380
ridiculous amounts. But I do believe, though,

00:55:16.480 --> 00:55:22.179
that from what we've seen with COVID, if everyone,

00:55:22.340 --> 00:55:24.480
let's just say, had an illness automatically

00:55:24.480 --> 00:55:27.099
already, everyone's going to be on their ass

00:55:27.099 --> 00:55:29.980
to work on it, as we've seen with COVID. So I

00:55:29.980 --> 00:55:33.440
do believe, though. Could there be like a small

00:55:33.440 --> 00:55:35.539
little group out there that probably has it that

00:55:35.539 --> 00:55:38.599
is hiding it away from the public? It's a possibility.

00:55:39.380 --> 00:55:41.000
Absolutely a possibility because you don't know

00:55:41.000 --> 00:55:46.380
anything's possible. But do I believe that as

00:55:46.380 --> 00:55:48.900
of right now, is there a cure to like a cancer?

00:55:49.860 --> 00:55:56.090
My opinion, no. Because, I mean. I love how I

00:55:56.090 --> 00:55:57.889
changed his opinion from yes to no. Yeah, for

00:55:57.889 --> 00:56:00.389
real. You caught that too? Yeah, I changed his

00:56:00.389 --> 00:56:03.130
opinion. You caught that too. Whoa. You're like

00:56:03.130 --> 00:56:05.630
Steve Naismith, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no,

00:56:05.630 --> 00:56:10.309
no. I am Shannon Sharp. Look, okay, well, look,

00:56:10.329 --> 00:56:12.869
Shannon, okay? I'm not saying, I wasn't saying

00:56:12.869 --> 00:56:15.730
no, that there is, that the government is having

00:56:15.730 --> 00:56:17.670
something. You're talking in circles, bro. No,

00:56:17.690 --> 00:56:20.550
I'm about to explain. Let me cook, okay? Or let

00:56:20.550 --> 00:56:22.650
me cook my point, at least. Let a squirrel bring.

00:56:23.559 --> 00:56:28.679
Oh, yeah, yeah. So... I think you got two people

00:56:28.679 --> 00:56:31.400
dissing you tonight, dog. Well, he already said

00:56:31.400 --> 00:56:33.000
he was getting his get back from last episode,

00:56:33.099 --> 00:56:37.699
so... He already told me that, so... But... I

00:56:37.699 --> 00:56:40.559
do... But... I'm just saying... I just came up

00:56:40.559 --> 00:56:43.099
with this one off of Family Guy and off of what

00:56:43.099 --> 00:56:46.079
I've personally been thinking. So... Will there

00:56:46.079 --> 00:56:50.039
be a lot more fun conspiracy next episode? Yeah.

00:56:50.539 --> 00:56:52.139
That was a little more serious. Yeah, it was

00:56:52.139 --> 00:56:54.199
more serious. Like, kind of depressing. Like,

00:56:54.579 --> 00:56:57.280
if it's actually true, it's very depressing.

00:56:57.840 --> 00:57:00.659
And I look to it like, I'm going to trust the

00:57:00.659 --> 00:57:03.639
Minooka community more than, you know, some dude

00:57:03.639 --> 00:57:05.699
who doesn't know what he's talking about, a .k

00:57:05.699 --> 00:57:09.679
.a. Evan. He just saw it in a Family Guy episode.

00:57:09.880 --> 00:57:12.880
Oh, this must be true. It's on Family Guy. But

00:57:12.880 --> 00:57:16.940
you also got to think. Like I said, we don't

00:57:16.940 --> 00:57:18.300
know what these other countries could be doing.

00:57:18.880 --> 00:57:20.360
Like, we don't know what North Korea's doing

00:57:20.360 --> 00:57:22.780
right now. North Korea could be testing their...

00:57:22.780 --> 00:57:24.900
I know what North Korea's doing. They're not

00:57:24.900 --> 00:57:27.860
carrying cancer, buddy. Well, oh my bad, mister.

00:57:28.019 --> 00:57:32.099
I'm with the South Korean. On the topic of conspiracy

00:57:32.099 --> 00:57:35.280
theories, I'll say that. I'll say this. It is

00:57:35.280 --> 00:57:39.780
bad to blindly accept everything, but it's also

00:57:39.780 --> 00:57:44.400
bad to blindly accept nothing. And you get caught...

00:57:44.400 --> 00:57:47.579
Like, I see people who are like... so conspiracy

00:57:47.579 --> 00:57:52.500
theory based and act like oh everybody's you

00:57:52.500 --> 00:57:54.960
know all the government's so bad and everybody

00:57:54.960 --> 00:57:57.940
all these companies are out there you know rip

00:57:57.940 --> 00:58:00.519
people off and everything you can get caught

00:58:00.519 --> 00:58:04.179
up in that yeah it's not a good thing but it's

00:58:04.179 --> 00:58:07.380
also bad to get caught up in oh believing every

00:58:07.380 --> 00:58:10.219
single thing because there were like things that

00:58:10.219 --> 00:58:13.239
the government has proven to be hiding, like

00:58:13.239 --> 00:58:16.380
the JFK files, the discoveries. Yeah. Well, I

00:58:16.380 --> 00:58:20.760
also think that anything medical, all medical

00:58:20.760 --> 00:58:22.400
professionals take some kind of oath, right?

00:58:22.460 --> 00:58:27.079
Yes. And I pulled it up real quick. And the basis

00:58:27.079 --> 00:58:32.860
of it is to better society, right? It's a foundational

00:58:32.860 --> 00:58:35.199
oath in the medical community, outlining ethical

00:58:35.199 --> 00:58:38.269
principles and guidelines for physicians. and

00:58:38.269 --> 00:58:40.550
other doctors and emphasizes patient well -being

00:58:40.550 --> 00:58:44.849
confidentiality and respect for life so anything

00:58:44.849 --> 00:58:49.530
to deal with the betterment of a person should

00:58:49.530 --> 00:58:54.349
be public knowledge yes or at least being tested

00:58:54.349 --> 00:58:59.610
to become public knowledge right because most

00:58:59.610 --> 00:59:05.219
most cancer patients are given very short life

00:59:05.219 --> 00:59:07.400
expectancies, especially ones of advanced cancer

00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:09.840
that they don't find early. Now, granted, some

00:59:09.840 --> 00:59:11.300
cancer is treatable. There's some people that

00:59:11.300 --> 00:59:15.400
go into remission and are able to resolve the

00:59:15.400 --> 00:59:19.539
cancer that they have. But there are some that

00:59:19.539 --> 00:59:22.260
do go into some experimental trials and human

00:59:22.260 --> 00:59:24.579
trials just to have some semblance of chance.

00:59:24.860 --> 00:59:28.400
So I'm not saying that they're... isn't one being

00:59:28.400 --> 00:59:30.519
worked on necessarily, but I don't think there's

00:59:30.519 --> 00:59:34.119
one FDA approved. Like already sold out to the

00:59:34.119 --> 00:59:36.380
public type stuff. Yeah, there's not one that's

00:59:36.380 --> 00:59:40.059
readily available that is proven to work that

00:59:40.059 --> 00:59:42.699
is just being hidden. Yeah. You know, because

00:59:42.699 --> 00:59:44.679
that goes against basically everything the medical

00:59:44.679 --> 00:59:47.860
community stands for. I'm glad we have a guest

00:59:47.860 --> 00:59:49.579
we brought on that's kind of in the medical side,

00:59:49.820 --> 00:59:52.820
because I can't speak on that. My field is transportation

00:59:52.820 --> 00:59:55.460
engineering. That's also kind of why. I was going

00:59:55.460 --> 00:59:57.559
to pick something else, but then I said, oh,

00:59:57.579 --> 01:00:00.880
well, Hunter's studying to be a pharmacist, so

01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:05.139
why not continue on with this topic? But... I

01:00:05.139 --> 01:00:06.980
know a lot about drugs. But then I also thought...

01:00:06.980 --> 01:00:10.519
Not in that way, guys. Not in that way. But I

01:00:10.519 --> 01:00:14.659
also... Also, in my own little mind that I'm

01:00:14.659 --> 01:00:16.559
also tinkering right now, what's also stopping

01:00:16.559 --> 01:00:21.639
one of these big companies? Let's just say Johnson

01:00:21.639 --> 01:00:25.340
& Johnson for an example. I don't know what other

01:00:25.340 --> 01:00:29.099
big companies. Pfizer, Eli Lilly, all that. Pfizer

01:00:29.099 --> 01:00:31.599
is the one that came to mind for me. I was saying

01:00:31.599 --> 01:00:33.780
Johnson & Johnson. Pfizer is the biggest company.

01:00:34.199 --> 01:00:37.300
Pfizer and Eli Lilly are probably two of the

01:00:37.300 --> 01:00:41.219
bigger global giants. I'm going to say Johnson

01:00:41.219 --> 01:00:43.539
& Johnson, for example, okay? We're stopping

01:00:43.539 --> 01:00:45.980
Johnson & Johnson from hiring a bunch of scientists

01:00:45.980 --> 01:00:50.880
to come up with this and then keep it for themselves.

01:00:51.179 --> 01:00:53.739
I think that kind of brings it back to the point

01:00:53.739 --> 01:00:55.440
that Hunter just brought up about the medical

01:00:55.440 --> 01:00:59.159
oath. I mean, it is an oath that many medical

01:00:59.159 --> 01:01:03.019
professionals take, but who's to say they're

01:01:03.019 --> 01:01:07.500
not being... disregarding that if for a bag.

01:01:08.480 --> 01:01:11.679
That's what I'm trying to get at. I understand

01:01:11.679 --> 01:01:14.500
your point, but I think many people that take

01:01:14.500 --> 01:01:19.679
that take it very seriously. I'm not discrediting

01:01:19.679 --> 01:01:22.719
any doctors or anything, but I'm also just saying,

01:01:22.840 --> 01:01:25.940
I'm just putting that what if out there. I'm

01:01:25.940 --> 01:01:27.719
just giving them something to think about because

01:01:27.719 --> 01:01:30.320
do I personally believe that we do have a cure

01:01:30.320 --> 01:01:34.280
for cancer? No, not at the right moment. Do I

01:01:34.280 --> 01:01:36.500
believe that we're close to being done on one?

01:01:36.719 --> 01:01:39.159
We can be. I feel like we can be. I don't know

01:01:39.159 --> 01:01:40.699
what the progress on it would be. I feel like

01:01:40.699 --> 01:01:43.280
it's being worked on, but it's not solved. Yeah.

01:01:43.980 --> 01:01:46.840
Which nobody knows when it's going to be solved

01:01:46.840 --> 01:01:50.440
because they've been working on it for years.

01:01:50.920 --> 01:01:52.679
And then not only that, cancer is like... Many

01:01:52.679 --> 01:01:57.130
years. Cancer is fucking multiplied. develop

01:01:57.130 --> 01:01:59.030
in different stages. Well, that's why they have

01:01:59.030 --> 01:02:01.070
radiation and stuff like that. I mean, they did

01:02:01.070 --> 01:02:02.590
come up with radiation. They found that that

01:02:02.590 --> 01:02:05.550
works. They did come up with the idea of there's

01:02:05.550 --> 01:02:07.690
cancer right there. Remove it. You know, that's

01:02:07.690 --> 01:02:09.610
why they have surgeries and stuff. That's why

01:02:09.610 --> 01:02:12.489
they do chemo that shrinks the tumor to a manageable

01:02:12.489 --> 01:02:15.969
size. So, I mean, there is stuff to get rid of

01:02:15.969 --> 01:02:18.130
cancer, but I don't think there's just a drug

01:02:18.130 --> 01:02:21.570
that's just going to go in without causing bodily

01:02:21.570 --> 01:02:28.230
harm. To just go in and just destroy them. That's

01:02:28.230 --> 01:02:31.010
just something I wanted to just put out there.

01:02:31.170 --> 01:02:34.030
But we're not going to have happy conspiracy

01:02:34.030 --> 01:02:37.829
theories all the time, Landon. Yeah. Oh, come

01:02:37.829 --> 01:02:41.989
on. It's fun to like... We will go back to a

01:02:41.989 --> 01:02:43.670
fun conspiracy. I'm going to go back and forth

01:02:43.670 --> 01:02:46.050
with it. We will have a fun conspiracy theory

01:02:46.050 --> 01:02:49.230
next episode. Well, next episode that me and

01:02:49.230 --> 01:02:52.260
you do a podcast. Because... Do you want to pick

01:02:52.260 --> 01:02:53.679
the next conspiracy theory, or do you want me

01:02:53.679 --> 01:02:57.219
to? Let's both pick a theory, and we can choose

01:02:57.219 --> 01:03:01.420
where to go from there. There you go. But that's

01:03:01.420 --> 01:03:02.880
just something I wanted to bring to the table,

01:03:02.940 --> 01:03:05.500
because also Hunter's here. He's also sitting

01:03:05.500 --> 01:03:07.500
with us. Yeah, I mean, like I said before, I'm

01:03:07.500 --> 01:03:09.900
glad we have someone in the medical field that

01:03:09.900 --> 01:03:13.139
can speak. I feel like he brings more insight

01:03:13.139 --> 01:03:15.579
than either of me or Evan can bring, because

01:03:15.579 --> 01:03:19.599
we're not in that field. so yeah thanks for sharing

01:03:19.599 --> 01:03:21.880
your insight shout out for using your big ass

01:03:21.880 --> 01:03:24.940
brain of yours so all right so the next question

01:03:24.940 --> 01:03:27.820
okay we're not questions the next topic okay

01:03:27.820 --> 01:03:33.280
so we got i think we got three more things left

01:03:33.280 --> 01:03:39.340
so this is for you buddy since since you're the

01:03:39.340 --> 01:03:43.019
devil on the left side of my shoulder okay what

01:03:43.019 --> 01:03:46.409
dating advice would you either give to me Or

01:03:46.409 --> 01:03:48.650
anybody that's in your position? Or any other

01:03:48.650 --> 01:03:52.630
single men, yes. I would like to start off with

01:03:52.630 --> 01:03:54.530
I love my girlfriend very dearly. She'd probably

01:03:54.530 --> 01:03:58.570
hit me if I said anything wrong. Didn't we do

01:03:58.570 --> 01:04:01.090
a whole podcast about this last episode? We did,

01:04:01.190 --> 01:04:05.050
but... Are we really going back to this? I mean,

01:04:05.070 --> 01:04:07.409
I think it is an important topic because there

01:04:07.409 --> 01:04:09.349
are many people struggling and that are in it,

01:04:09.409 --> 01:04:11.480
but he's not the only one, you know? There are

01:04:11.480 --> 01:04:14.340
people that are struggling with this, and there

01:04:14.340 --> 01:04:16.139
are people that haven't found their quote -unquote

01:04:16.139 --> 01:04:20.820
person yet. But what I would say to anybody that

01:04:20.820 --> 01:04:28.460
is in Evan's position, it's, well, I'd like to

01:04:28.460 --> 01:04:31.900
say this. Evan said I am the quote -unquote whore

01:04:31.900 --> 01:04:36.500
on his shoulder. I mean, but I guess he and I

01:04:36.500 --> 01:04:40.260
have a very different definition of what you

01:04:40.260 --> 01:04:43.539
can do. So my point to Evan that I'm trying to

01:04:43.539 --> 01:04:48.960
get across is go out and meet people, okay? If

01:04:48.960 --> 01:04:50.980
you can go have a conversation with somebody

01:04:50.980 --> 01:04:53.460
and build some kind of relationship, that can

01:04:53.460 --> 01:04:57.940
go into something better, okay? Now, if that

01:04:57.940 --> 01:05:01.079
ever so happens to be just a hookup or a one

01:05:01.079 --> 01:05:05.079
-night stand or whatever or messing around or

01:05:05.079 --> 01:05:08.880
friends with benefits, that's fine. But... You

01:05:08.880 --> 01:05:10.719
know what that can also bring? It can bring you

01:05:10.719 --> 01:05:12.619
on to a relationship. Let's say you really do

01:05:12.619 --> 01:05:16.039
like that person, okay? Let's say you go, you

01:05:16.039 --> 01:05:18.960
meet this girl, you go on a few dates, you have

01:05:18.960 --> 01:05:21.179
a great time, and then she says, you know what,

01:05:21.280 --> 01:05:24.179
I don't feel the same about you. You know what,

01:05:24.219 --> 01:05:28.340
that's fine. But you can still have other options

01:05:28.340 --> 01:05:30.840
before you're committed. Like, there's no reason

01:05:30.840 --> 01:05:33.940
for you to only be talking to female A when you

01:05:33.940 --> 01:05:36.960
could be talking to female A. female and female

01:05:36.960 --> 01:05:40.340
b and female c and let's say you really do like

01:05:40.340 --> 01:05:42.300
female a let's say you do get in a relationship

01:05:42.300 --> 01:05:46.440
you drop b and c what i'm not saying is you go

01:05:46.440 --> 01:05:48.260
in like you're in a relationship with female

01:05:48.260 --> 01:05:50.719
a and then you're still looking for b and c that's

01:05:50.719 --> 01:05:53.380
not what i'm saying but what i am saying is until

01:05:53.380 --> 01:05:55.300
you are in a committed relationship with that

01:05:55.300 --> 01:05:57.460
person you're going to commit yourself there's

01:05:57.460 --> 01:06:00.179
no reason for you to just limit yourself to one

01:06:00.179 --> 01:06:06.289
person okay now with that being said let's say

01:06:06.289 --> 01:06:08.809
female a drops you you now have b and c to fall

01:06:08.809 --> 01:06:12.250
back on so you're still working to find your

01:06:12.250 --> 01:06:14.329
person but until you're in a committed relationship

01:06:14.329 --> 01:06:17.070
you really don't quote unquote owe them nothing

01:06:17.070 --> 01:06:19.670
because you really don't think female a isn't

01:06:19.670 --> 01:06:22.190
talking to guy a guy b and guy c and your guy

01:06:22.190 --> 01:06:25.349
c yeah you really don't think that's happening

01:06:25.349 --> 01:06:30.969
so my point is if if you go meet a person and

01:06:30.969 --> 01:06:32.769
it happens to go in a relationship let's say

01:06:32.769 --> 01:06:35.340
it lasts a month Okay, then you start back over.

01:06:35.480 --> 01:06:38.900
If it lasts a year, great. If that happens to

01:06:38.900 --> 01:06:41.679
be a many -year thing and y 'all get married

01:06:41.679 --> 01:06:44.000
and that's your one or whatever, that's also

01:06:44.000 --> 01:06:47.219
great. I'm glad you found that. But there's no

01:06:47.219 --> 01:06:49.260
reason for you to be limiting yourself when you're

01:06:49.260 --> 01:06:52.440
not on a committed relationship and you're just

01:06:52.440 --> 01:06:56.199
going for female A when you can have other options.

01:06:57.659 --> 01:07:02.360
That's my point. Evan calls that... ho and ah.

01:07:02.460 --> 01:07:04.719
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

01:07:04.719 --> 01:07:06.179
no, no, no, no. That's like your favorite quote

01:07:06.179 --> 01:07:08.000
there, isn't it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:07:08.000 --> 01:07:12.159
I would just like to say, granted, not many people

01:07:12.159 --> 01:07:17.440
are skilled enough. Let's go back. To have A,

01:07:17.579 --> 01:07:20.039
B, C, and D. They might have like A and B or

01:07:20.039 --> 01:07:23.699
A or just A, you know, which that there's nothing

01:07:23.699 --> 01:07:27.380
wrong with that. But if you have that option

01:07:27.380 --> 01:07:29.539
until you're in a committed relationship, why

01:07:29.539 --> 01:07:32.239
not explore more? Go out with your friends, talk

01:07:32.239 --> 01:07:34.840
to people, build relationships, do all that.

01:07:35.920 --> 01:07:43.079
Because here's why I decided to bring this up.

01:07:43.179 --> 01:07:46.739
One, okay, after everything you said, Lauren,

01:07:46.800 --> 01:07:49.900
he loves you. Just ignore all of that. Do you

01:07:49.900 --> 01:07:52.179
think she's going to listen to this? She does.

01:07:52.380 --> 01:07:54.840
If I'm older, she will. Really? Interesting.

01:07:55.079 --> 01:07:56.559
So, yeah, he loves you very much. I feel like

01:07:56.559 --> 01:08:00.380
our audience is very male -oriented. Probably.

01:08:00.380 --> 01:08:02.639
She listened to the last episode when I said

01:08:02.639 --> 01:08:06.480
Evan called me a whore. Yes, we got a viewer.

01:08:06.619 --> 01:08:10.900
Let's go. We have at least one viewer. We have

01:08:10.900 --> 01:08:16.100
one. I had to listen to it too. You'll probably

01:08:16.100 --> 01:08:20.760
re -watch it. That's four. That's four. But then

01:08:20.760 --> 01:08:23.399
he also was giving a shit last time because he

01:08:23.399 --> 01:08:26.439
was like... These motherfuckers over here talking

01:08:26.439 --> 01:08:28.619
about peace and love and shit. Like, what the

01:08:28.619 --> 01:08:31.560
fuck? Yeah, like, okay, okay. Listen, listen.

01:08:32.100 --> 01:08:35.960
If girls like it when you're not really that

01:08:35.960 --> 01:08:37.920
interested in them, if you're going to pour your

01:08:37.920 --> 01:08:41.779
entire, like, time into talking to them, then

01:08:41.779 --> 01:08:44.619
it's like, he's too pushy, he's too this, he's

01:08:44.619 --> 01:08:48.079
too that. And that is like the, God, I'm going

01:08:48.079 --> 01:08:50.939
to use this term, it's an ick for them, you know?

01:08:51.100 --> 01:08:54.990
Like, that's something they don't like. Because

01:08:54.990 --> 01:08:58.449
if, let's say, she Snapchats you and you immediately

01:08:58.449 --> 01:09:04.029
reply, she's going to be like, you know? Like,

01:09:04.109 --> 01:09:06.869
that's not a thing that they're looking for,

01:09:06.970 --> 01:09:09.869
apparently. Granted, you think it's like, oh,

01:09:09.869 --> 01:09:11.369
I'm being attentive, I'm doing something good.

01:09:11.529 --> 01:09:14.289
But in reality, that's not the way the world

01:09:14.289 --> 01:09:17.090
works with dating now. It's kind of weird. Yeah.

01:09:17.449 --> 01:09:20.149
But I also wanted to bring Hunter on for that.

01:09:20.229 --> 01:09:21.850
Because one, we're having him on for next week.

01:09:22.090 --> 01:09:24.319
We're going to have a little... debate next week

01:09:24.319 --> 01:09:27.420
with that but i i think any viewers that are

01:09:27.420 --> 01:09:30.479
watching would agree with me they're not gonna

01:09:30.479 --> 01:09:33.579
be watching viewing listening whatever it is

01:09:33.579 --> 01:09:38.000
but like i brought hunter on because i've been

01:09:38.000 --> 01:09:39.500
telling him everything that's been going on with

01:09:39.500 --> 01:09:42.199
me the past couple months he just helped me what

01:09:42.199 --> 01:09:44.859
was it monday monday helped me set up my tender

01:09:44.859 --> 01:09:48.420
and hinge again Yeah. There's no, there's, there's

01:09:48.420 --> 01:09:50.779
nothing. You showed me your account before. That,

01:09:50.819 --> 01:09:53.159
that was a long time ago. He, he deleted it with

01:09:53.159 --> 01:09:57.020
his most recent situationship because. Because.

01:09:57.159 --> 01:09:59.479
She kind of did him dirty. Yeah. I'm not even

01:09:59.479 --> 01:10:02.439
going to lie. You showed me Tinder like two weeks

01:10:02.439 --> 01:10:04.579
ago when we last recorded. But then, but then

01:10:04.579 --> 01:10:06.600
I, I deleted it. You deleted it since then? I

01:10:06.600 --> 01:10:10.359
deleted it because. But I thought he filmed it

01:10:10.359 --> 01:10:12.199
more. Well, no, I didn't. Well, no, it's not

01:10:12.199 --> 01:10:15.710
even that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Here's

01:10:15.710 --> 01:10:19.109
the thing with that recent situation, okay? I

01:10:19.109 --> 01:10:22.949
was workplace dating. Workplace dating is an

01:10:22.949 --> 01:10:25.670
absolutely wild thing. I've never heard of that.

01:10:25.930 --> 01:10:28.390
People that workplace dating, they went from

01:10:28.390 --> 01:10:32.750
coworkers to friends to... Going out on a date.

01:10:32.829 --> 01:10:36.729
Back to friends. Back to coworkers. The regression.

01:10:37.989 --> 01:10:40.649
We're really airing out all of Evan's past in

01:10:40.649 --> 01:10:43.170
this podcast. That's what this podcast has become.

01:10:43.310 --> 01:10:47.090
We're not giving any names. We're not doing any

01:10:47.090 --> 01:10:49.630
of that. But there's probably people that have

01:10:49.630 --> 01:10:51.949
had similar situations. We're putting it out

01:10:51.949 --> 01:10:54.630
there. It's not only them. And there's ways you

01:10:54.630 --> 01:10:58.069
can... Get back on the horse. But see, my thing

01:10:58.069 --> 01:11:04.930
with that, though, was that my most recent thing,

01:11:05.090 --> 01:11:08.430
she was the most fun I ever had. I'm not going

01:11:08.430 --> 01:11:13.430
to lie. Rephrase that. Not like that. Rephrase

01:11:13.430 --> 01:11:16.869
that. Just as in having fun in general. Not going

01:11:16.869 --> 01:11:22.069
out and doing stuff. Just go do something. We

01:11:22.069 --> 01:11:28.859
had a great time. But as in the way it went about,

01:11:29.060 --> 01:11:31.779
I will say this, too many people were involved

01:11:31.779 --> 01:11:36.560
in that. I 1 ,000 % agree. It was a little messy.

01:11:37.300 --> 01:11:40.060
Too many people were involved with that. But

01:11:40.060 --> 01:11:42.020
then again, though... All in the workplace, because

01:11:42.020 --> 01:11:44.659
it was workplace dating. But here's the thing,

01:11:44.659 --> 01:11:47.659
though. Here was some of the stuff that was getting

01:11:47.659 --> 01:11:53.579
me with that. And one of the things she told

01:11:53.579 --> 01:11:57.659
me was... Yeah, it was no fun anymore. Well,

01:11:57.819 --> 01:12:00.000
because she said, well, because everyone knows.

01:12:01.020 --> 01:12:04.520
Well, I mean... I think she chased the secret

01:12:04.520 --> 01:12:07.800
of it. Like, the whole secretive thing, because

01:12:07.800 --> 01:12:11.119
that's what a lot of... Like, the whole, are

01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:12.960
they dating or are they not, the whole mystery

01:12:12.960 --> 01:12:15.199
is, like, super intriguing to girls, which I

01:12:15.199 --> 01:12:19.439
don't really get. But I think she was... She,

01:12:19.479 --> 01:12:23.020
like, mystery more than... But here's the thing,

01:12:23.020 --> 01:12:27.619
though. She told everybody. I didn't tell a single,

01:12:27.699 --> 01:12:29.520
I didn't tell a, I told, I didn't tell a single

01:12:29.520 --> 01:12:33.880
soul inside of, of that place. She, yeah. How

01:12:33.880 --> 01:12:38.520
in the world? Bro. She messed up the, she messed

01:12:38.520 --> 01:12:41.880
it up by herself. God damn. But, if that is the

01:12:41.880 --> 01:12:46.220
case, if that is the case. But, cause, and then

01:12:46.220 --> 01:12:48.779
she was telling me, she was like, yeah, all the

01:12:48.779 --> 01:12:51.640
stuff in, like, it was only like, like proximity

01:12:51.640 --> 01:12:55.359
dating, or workplace dating. But, She was like,

01:12:55.359 --> 01:12:57.380
I want to go back to being a co -worker. But

01:12:57.380 --> 01:13:00.760
at the same time, how I felt with that was that,

01:13:00.859 --> 01:13:05.640
okay, you want me to stop being me practically.

01:13:05.939 --> 01:13:09.939
That's just me. Because I'm still going to be

01:13:09.939 --> 01:13:13.640
Evan even outside of the workplace. I'm still

01:13:13.640 --> 01:13:16.119
going to joke around, do all that outside of

01:13:16.119 --> 01:13:19.300
the workplace. So you saying, hey, let's be co

01:13:19.300 --> 01:13:24.300
-workers again, you are... You were being very

01:13:24.300 --> 01:13:26.800
confusing. Sounds like the only cooking Evan

01:13:26.800 --> 01:13:28.659
was doing was in the kitchen and not on that

01:13:28.659 --> 01:13:32.359
date. It wasn't even a date. That was the part

01:13:32.359 --> 01:13:36.300
that confused me. Brooke brought her flowers.

01:13:36.680 --> 01:13:39.159
Did you know that? Brooke brought her flowers.

01:13:40.039 --> 01:13:43.220
I call that a date. But here's the thing, though.

01:13:43.300 --> 01:13:46.199
It got turned into a date. But here's the thing,

01:13:46.199 --> 01:13:49.779
though. We both agreed. Because I let her dictate

01:13:49.779 --> 01:13:55.989
what it was. And so... I said, she asked me,

01:13:56.029 --> 01:13:58.770
hey, is this a date or is this a hangout, friends

01:13:58.770 --> 01:14:00.869
hanging out? I said, it's whatever you want it

01:14:00.869 --> 01:14:06.270
to be. And so she determined that. But then all

01:14:06.270 --> 01:14:09.729
the stuff I was hearing was, oh, you did something

01:14:09.729 --> 01:14:13.310
on this date. But I had to correct people. I

01:14:13.310 --> 01:14:17.970
said, one, it wasn't even a date. She told me

01:14:17.970 --> 01:14:20.510
even before we even went on it that it wasn't

01:14:20.510 --> 01:14:24.560
a date. It was just too many stipulations that

01:14:24.560 --> 01:14:27.619
were getting changed. Do I still have love for

01:14:27.619 --> 01:14:30.640
her as like a friend or whatever it may be? Yeah,

01:14:30.760 --> 01:14:34.600
of course. I'm not a heartless person to just

01:14:34.600 --> 01:14:39.020
cut someone off completely, but... It messed

01:14:39.020 --> 01:14:41.880
with my emotions so much because at first I wasn't

01:14:41.880 --> 01:14:44.159
going for it, and then I got attached, and then

01:14:44.159 --> 01:14:46.640
this, and then that. It was just too much. It

01:14:46.640 --> 01:14:48.680
was a flip -flop, and you got confused, and then

01:14:48.680 --> 01:14:51.239
that confusion led into something. Her confusion

01:14:51.239 --> 01:14:53.460
led to my confusion, and then it just got into

01:14:53.460 --> 01:14:56.260
confusion even more. Yeah, that just sounds like

01:14:56.260 --> 01:14:59.640
a messy situation right there, brother. But in

01:14:59.640 --> 01:15:05.859
my opinion, though, I felt like... How would

01:15:05.859 --> 01:15:09.109
you describe it? Explain your point of view.

01:15:09.250 --> 01:15:11.590
I feel like we got attached. I did get attached.

01:15:12.550 --> 01:15:16.729
Attached too quick. Not even too quick. They

01:15:16.729 --> 01:15:20.590
were talking for a little while. I can understand

01:15:20.590 --> 01:15:25.149
the attachment, but it goes back to what I said

01:15:25.149 --> 01:15:27.130
before. You really shouldn't get attached until

01:15:27.130 --> 01:15:31.689
something's done. But it wasn't even me, though,

01:15:31.710 --> 01:15:37.369
because at first, like I told my friend that,

01:15:37.529 --> 01:15:40.010
Because when I first started, like, you know,

01:15:40.010 --> 01:15:42.409
poking around there and stuff, I told him automatically,

01:15:42.510 --> 01:15:44.710
I said, I'm not getting attached. I'm not doing

01:15:44.710 --> 01:15:46.930
this. I'm not doing that. No, no, no, no, no,

01:15:46.930 --> 01:15:48.930
no, no. And then we started hanging out. Then

01:15:48.930 --> 01:15:52.829
it just turned into, fuck. It turned into what

01:15:52.829 --> 01:15:57.170
now? It turned into, okay. It turned into having

01:15:57.170 --> 01:16:00.829
to get attached. I know what he's saying. I don't

01:16:00.829 --> 01:16:04.640
agree with what he did. I mean. But sometimes

01:16:04.640 --> 01:16:07.140
you can't control it. I couldn't control it,

01:16:07.180 --> 01:16:09.479
but at the same time, though, I mean, you can't

01:16:09.479 --> 01:16:14.220
just... I had some blame in that, too, but I

01:16:14.220 --> 01:16:17.000
can't be the only one to be blaming in that situation.

01:16:17.739 --> 01:16:22.100
And you've heard it all. That's what I'm telling

01:16:22.100 --> 01:16:24.640
you, girl. Meet new people. Do whatever you want.

01:16:25.239 --> 01:16:27.920
It's not that big of a deal. I know it's not

01:16:27.920 --> 01:16:30.720
that big of a deal, but that's why I'm still...

01:16:30.720 --> 01:16:35.619
Don't, like, go... And be like, anything with

01:16:35.619 --> 01:16:39.199
a pulse. Let me, you know. No, definitely don't

01:16:39.199 --> 01:16:41.199
do that. Yeah, don't do that. I'm not saying

01:16:41.199 --> 01:16:42.979
go do that. I'm saying go talk to people if you

01:16:42.979 --> 01:16:45.239
like them. They like you, go out on a few dates.

01:16:45.640 --> 01:16:51.100
Whatever happens, happens. Yeah, but in that

01:16:51.100 --> 01:16:54.239
scenario, it was just messy for every single

01:16:54.239 --> 01:17:00.979
one. But I felt like you played cards that were

01:17:00.979 --> 01:17:05.060
just an excuse to me. She played cards that were

01:17:05.060 --> 01:17:07.920
confusing you. I get it. I've been in situations

01:17:07.920 --> 01:17:10.100
like that. Well, not even just confusing me.

01:17:10.199 --> 01:17:13.520
It was just... Feel free to step in, my man.

01:17:13.720 --> 01:17:19.920
In all transparency, I am not completely filled

01:17:19.920 --> 01:17:24.380
in in the whole situation. From what you heard,

01:17:24.600 --> 01:17:28.359
though, do you understand my advice to Evan?

01:17:29.350 --> 01:17:31.810
I heard your advice and I agree with some of

01:17:31.810 --> 01:17:34.729
it, but in another sense, I completely disagree

01:17:34.729 --> 01:17:38.909
with it. Like, I'm on the standpoint, and I think

01:17:38.909 --> 01:17:41.869
I explained this last episode, the whole men's

01:17:41.869 --> 01:17:45.689
and the dating episode we did last time. Shout

01:17:45.689 --> 01:17:47.989
out to anyone who actually listened to that episode,

01:17:48.149 --> 01:17:52.189
like Hunter over here. Yeah, I was saying to

01:17:52.189 --> 01:17:55.090
Evan, look, you need to work on yourself. Stop

01:17:55.090 --> 01:17:59.789
being addicted to these females. Like, get, like,

01:17:59.829 --> 01:18:03.090
a visor, bro. You need to work on yourself. You

01:18:03.090 --> 01:18:07.489
can't be in this mentality, like, I want to chase

01:18:07.489 --> 01:18:11.210
women, like, go after every woman I see. I agree

01:18:11.210 --> 01:18:14.630
with that, but I also don't think Evan is, like,

01:18:14.750 --> 01:18:17.390
needs a girlfriend. I think he's pursuing it

01:18:17.390 --> 01:18:19.909
for the right reasons, though. You know what

01:18:19.909 --> 01:18:23.289
I mean? Like, I think Evan is comfortable with

01:18:23.289 --> 01:18:26.579
himself to where he doesn't need to... Work on

01:18:26.579 --> 01:18:28.760
himself like you're saying and like have that

01:18:28.760 --> 01:18:31.840
advisor. I think he's able to go out and Talk

01:18:31.840 --> 01:18:34.460
to people and do what I was saying and maybe

01:18:34.460 --> 01:18:36.000
something leads into a relationship something

01:18:36.000 --> 01:18:39.319
doesn't But I'm not saying go out and like dedicate

01:18:39.319 --> 01:18:42.380
your life to chasing women But what I'm not saying

01:18:42.380 --> 01:18:45.760
is just like be a hobbit and I don't know the

01:18:45.760 --> 01:18:47.859
whole rosters think way that kind of sounds like

01:18:47.859 --> 01:18:51.279
chasing women to me really it's not because you're

01:18:51.279 --> 01:18:53.699
doing what you need to do, but the free time

01:18:53.699 --> 01:18:56.670
that you have let's say you're watching Netflix,

01:18:56.930 --> 01:19:01.609
you can go talk to girl A and girl B while you're

01:19:01.609 --> 01:19:05.090
watching Netflix. If you're playing Xbox right

01:19:05.090 --> 01:19:08.550
now, you're not bettering yourself by playing,

01:19:08.649 --> 01:19:12.770
I don't know, COD or League or whatever you're

01:19:12.770 --> 01:19:16.449
playing. See, I'm going to tell you his practical

01:19:16.449 --> 01:19:19.329
life lesson summed up in one little lesson. Don't

01:19:19.329 --> 01:19:21.109
put all your eggs in one basket. That's practically

01:19:21.109 --> 01:19:24.829
what he's saying. And I've heard this advice

01:19:24.829 --> 01:19:27.569
so many times. That's why I try to branch out.

01:19:27.649 --> 01:19:31.970
But this latest one, I got attached, which is

01:19:31.970 --> 01:19:35.029
my fault. Could now, could I have done what Hunter

01:19:35.029 --> 01:19:38.010
said and just, you know, messed around with other

01:19:38.010 --> 01:19:39.569
chicks, bucked around with other chicks? Yeah.

01:19:39.909 --> 01:19:42.310
But at the same time... That part wouldn't have

01:19:42.310 --> 01:19:44.149
gotten you attached either. Yeah, it wouldn't

01:19:44.149 --> 01:19:46.390
have gotten me attached. But at the same time,

01:19:46.390 --> 01:19:52.130
it's weird for me because... I'm at the stage

01:19:52.130 --> 01:19:57.289
in my life right now where I don't really care

01:19:57.289 --> 01:20:00.949
about it. I just let it come naturally. I just

01:20:00.949 --> 01:20:02.970
let it come naturally. Yeah, but you still got

01:20:02.970 --> 01:20:05.630
to put yourself out there for it to come to you.

01:20:05.630 --> 01:20:08.369
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but still, I'm

01:20:08.369 --> 01:20:10.050
just saying, like, as in, I'm still going to

01:20:10.050 --> 01:20:13.609
do that, but as in, like, as in getting into

01:20:13.609 --> 01:20:16.109
that, I'm still going to let it come naturally.

01:20:16.329 --> 01:20:20.250
I mean, I'm happy that you literally, I was proud.

01:20:20.699 --> 01:20:23.560
When you just said those words a couple minutes

01:20:23.560 --> 01:20:26.359
ago with how I'm comfortable with myself, I was

01:20:26.359 --> 01:20:29.460
proud of that. Thank you, Hunter. I feel like

01:20:29.460 --> 01:20:31.859
you have a good semblance of who you are and

01:20:31.859 --> 01:20:34.560
what you want in your life and who you are as

01:20:34.560 --> 01:20:36.659
a person. So I don't really think there's any

01:20:36.659 --> 01:20:40.659
quote -unquote room for him to work on or improve

01:20:40.659 --> 01:20:45.460
or whatever you might call it. But I'm not saying...

01:20:45.850 --> 01:20:47.850
To not put yourself out there. I'm saying to

01:20:47.850 --> 01:20:50.170
put yourself out there. Don't let it distract

01:20:50.170 --> 01:20:52.550
you from what you're doing now. To better yourself.

01:20:53.270 --> 01:20:56.529
But any free time that you would be. Goofing

01:20:56.529 --> 01:21:00.250
off doing whatever. You could use that to. Put

01:21:00.250 --> 01:21:02.229
yourself out there. And maybe work towards something.

01:21:03.430 --> 01:21:07.470
It's time delegation. Like in any talking stage.

01:21:07.689 --> 01:21:10.750
Could I have just gone and. Like fuck this chick.

01:21:11.289 --> 01:21:14.050
Absolutely I could have. But at the same time

01:21:14.050 --> 01:21:18.800
though. I've been treated, or I've been trying

01:21:18.800 --> 01:21:22.859
to do the good old moral value role, be a good

01:21:22.859 --> 01:21:25.399
guy, buy the girl flowers, take her out on the

01:21:25.399 --> 01:21:28.920
next day, you know. But... I don't give girls

01:21:28.920 --> 01:21:31.220
flowers on their first date. Not on their first

01:21:31.220 --> 01:21:34.399
date. Well, I didn't come up with the idea at

01:21:34.399 --> 01:21:38.939
first. Another, her, she told someone, and so...

01:21:38.939 --> 01:21:41.479
Oh, you got the inside scoop. That's what you

01:21:41.479 --> 01:21:45.640
got. This someone told me... She was like, hey,

01:21:45.819 --> 01:21:50.800
like, are you ready for tonight? And see, I'm

01:21:50.800 --> 01:21:53.479
trying to play it low key. I'm like, no, I have

01:21:53.479 --> 01:21:55.600
no idea what you're talking about. But then she

01:21:55.600 --> 01:21:58.180
was like, yeah, you're doing something tonight.

01:21:58.319 --> 01:22:02.159
I was like, well, fuck, you know already. Okay.

01:22:03.560 --> 01:22:05.619
First of all, don't ever get a girl flowers on

01:22:05.619 --> 01:22:11.159
the first date. That's pretty wild. I regretted

01:22:11.159 --> 01:22:14.859
it when I bought them. Because then it was like,

01:22:14.939 --> 01:22:17.720
oh, shit. But the thing was, though, that made

01:22:17.720 --> 01:22:21.300
me regret the whole thing was where I took her

01:22:21.300 --> 01:22:25.939
to. He took her to Tsunami, which is that place

01:22:25.939 --> 01:22:28.439
in New York, that sushi place. Yeah, I like Tsunami.

01:22:28.760 --> 01:22:32.079
That's a very romantic place. That's a very romantic

01:22:32.079 --> 01:22:34.899
place. I don't think it's a romantic, but more

01:22:34.899 --> 01:22:39.899
high -end. Not necessarily. You're together at

01:22:39.899 --> 01:22:44.670
a table on a rooftop. Sushi place. It's late

01:22:44.670 --> 01:22:46.909
at night, too. It's late at night. Looking over

01:22:46.909 --> 01:22:49.029
the Mississippi River. Yeah, I feel like that's

01:22:49.029 --> 01:22:53.649
a little bit, it's not like full romantic, but

01:22:53.649 --> 01:22:55.850
it's a little too romantic for a first date.

01:22:56.210 --> 01:22:59.930
Yeah, I disagree with your decision on that one.

01:22:59.989 --> 01:23:03.250
But here's the thing, though. she was trying

01:23:03.250 --> 01:23:05.470
out different sushi spots. And so I told her,

01:23:05.489 --> 01:23:07.489
I said, you decided to take her to the most expensive

01:23:07.489 --> 01:23:09.930
one in Louisiana. It wasn't that expensive either,

01:23:10.050 --> 01:23:11.729
but I didn't pay for it. I didn't pay for my

01:23:11.729 --> 01:23:13.430
end though. Cause she automatically was like,

01:23:13.470 --> 01:23:15.590
split the bill. I was like, okay, that's cool.

01:23:15.710 --> 01:23:17.590
Whatever you want to do, I'll pay for my bill.

01:23:18.029 --> 01:23:23.970
But I mean, I still didn't care. Cause I mean,

01:23:23.970 --> 01:23:27.250
I still want to treat her as a friend. I mean,

01:23:27.270 --> 01:23:30.390
I still have love for her in my heart as a, whatever

01:23:30.390 --> 01:23:34.319
it may be, but, At the end of the day, though...

01:23:34.319 --> 01:23:38.439
She watches this podcast once in a while. No.

01:23:39.399 --> 01:23:42.020
Okay, I want to go back to a point I think both

01:23:42.020 --> 01:23:43.819
of you kind of touched on. I know Evan definitely

01:23:43.819 --> 01:23:47.340
touched on it. The idea of playing games. If

01:23:47.340 --> 01:23:50.020
you feel the need to play games or the other

01:23:50.020 --> 01:23:53.819
person's playing games, that's a sign of definite

01:23:53.819 --> 01:23:57.859
immaturity. Real people, real adults, they don't

01:23:57.859 --> 01:24:01.300
play games. And if you're playing games, then

01:24:01.300 --> 01:24:04.060
you're not, like, actually ready for serious

01:24:04.060 --> 01:24:07.779
dating. Because, like, I told Hunter that, like,

01:24:07.840 --> 01:24:09.840
she told everyone. I don't think, I don't think

01:24:09.840 --> 01:24:11.899
what I said that was playing games, though. No.

01:24:12.380 --> 01:24:15.119
I mean, I mean, playing hard to get, all that.

01:24:15.420 --> 01:24:18.840
I mean, I can get that from that standpoint,

01:24:18.859 --> 01:24:22.699
but I don't see, I don't think what I said was

01:24:22.699 --> 01:24:25.380
playing games with somebody necessarily. It's

01:24:25.380 --> 01:24:28.239
not, because. I think the whole idea of playing

01:24:28.239 --> 01:24:30.840
hard to get is kind of like playing games. A

01:24:30.840 --> 01:24:33.439
person who's seriously putting themselves out

01:24:33.439 --> 01:24:36.380
there for days can be straight up. I understand

01:24:36.380 --> 01:24:37.560
what you're saying. You're giving them hope.

01:24:37.699 --> 01:24:39.939
You could still possibly end up with them, but

01:24:39.939 --> 01:24:47.500
in reality, you can just be like, nah. Wow. Wow.

01:24:49.399 --> 01:24:52.979
I was not expecting that line. That's the theme

01:24:52.979 --> 01:24:54.920
of this podcast. We have to give each other shit.

01:24:56.840 --> 01:24:59.060
But I see what you're saying though like even

01:24:59.060 --> 01:25:00.420
still playing hard to get you're still playing

01:25:00.420 --> 01:25:02.939
the game Because you're giving them hope in the

01:25:02.939 --> 01:25:05.439
end that oh you could still possibly be with

01:25:05.439 --> 01:25:08.479
them But then you're the exact opposite like

01:25:08.479 --> 01:25:13.079
being like 100 % like I Don't know what would

01:25:13.079 --> 01:25:16.680
be the opposite of hard to get? Being easy. Yeah

01:25:16.680 --> 01:25:19.239
being easy. A girl walks up to you and is like

01:25:19.239 --> 01:25:21.619
you're coming to my apartment after or whatever

01:25:21.619 --> 01:25:24.420
You're coming back with me. Yeah, that's another

01:25:24.420 --> 01:25:28.600
game to play Bro, that's not a game. That's dangerous.

01:25:29.720 --> 01:25:33.300
That's an almost guaranteed STD. That's what

01:25:33.300 --> 01:25:36.399
that is. But see, the game is which one are you

01:25:36.399 --> 01:25:41.199
going to get. Oh, come on. But see, here's the

01:25:41.199 --> 01:25:43.739
thing with me, okay? Like I said last episode,

01:25:43.960 --> 01:25:46.479
I've gotten to the point in dating and doing

01:25:46.479 --> 01:25:49.760
all this. Just be honest with me. If you're like,

01:25:49.779 --> 01:25:53.239
hey, Evan, I've lost interest with you. I'm seeing

01:25:53.239 --> 01:25:57.420
another guy. Okay, that's cool. Hey, Evan, I

01:25:57.420 --> 01:25:59.720
just don't like you anymore. Okay, that's cool.

01:25:59.739 --> 01:26:01.319
Because I've been rejected so many times to the

01:26:01.319 --> 01:26:04.859
point where I'm going to do what Hunter said.

01:26:05.060 --> 01:26:13.689
Okay, baby. You son of a bitch. I'm going to

01:26:13.689 --> 01:26:17.710
have to kill you. I just triggered him so hard.

01:26:18.510 --> 01:26:22.289
The extra spicy pod does not condone violence

01:26:22.289 --> 01:26:24.869
in any way, shape, or form. I'm going to get

01:26:24.869 --> 01:26:30.130
you next. Don't worry. What did I do? Okay, now

01:26:30.130 --> 01:26:32.470
I'm on Hunter's side. You were already on Hunter's

01:26:32.470 --> 01:26:35.289
side, so shut up. I was, but that's not the point.

01:26:35.630 --> 01:26:39.250
But here's the thing, though. I'm cool with it,

01:26:39.270 --> 01:26:40.890
though. Because at the end of the day, I'm still

01:26:40.890 --> 01:26:44.829
going to live my life, do the amazing experiences

01:26:44.829 --> 01:26:52.029
I do. That's me, okay? But just be honest. Like

01:26:52.029 --> 01:26:54.750
Landon said, leading towards this point, that's

01:26:54.750 --> 01:26:57.090
just immaturity at that point. If you just don't

01:26:57.090 --> 01:26:59.210
like me or you're seeing another dude, just let

01:26:59.210 --> 01:27:01.149
me know. Because then I'm going to just move

01:27:01.149 --> 01:27:04.489
on with my life. Because if you just keep dragging

01:27:04.489 --> 01:27:10.489
on my attention and time, then I hate that. It's

01:27:10.489 --> 01:27:14.949
just messing with your emotions. Back to the

01:27:14.949 --> 01:27:17.649
point I kind of talked about a while ago, the

01:27:17.649 --> 01:27:21.449
fact that you're talking about this all the time

01:27:21.449 --> 01:27:24.729
and it seems to kind of get to you, I think that

01:27:24.729 --> 01:27:27.449
is to the point where you need to take a break

01:27:27.449 --> 01:27:32.949
from dating or attempting to date in your case,

01:27:33.109 --> 01:27:36.770
I guess. Because it's... seeming to get to you

01:27:36.770 --> 01:27:39.850
and you can't like allow things like this to

01:27:39.850 --> 01:27:43.250
get to you it's not getting to me but here i'm

01:27:43.250 --> 01:27:44.890
gonna say it's not getting to me but it's not

01:27:44.890 --> 01:27:46.609
it is but i'm gonna tell you why though look

01:27:46.609 --> 01:27:50.390
i'm explaining as in like the dating aspect it's

01:27:50.390 --> 01:27:54.489
not getting to me because i mean we both have

01:27:54.489 --> 01:27:57.430
shut the door on it in my opinion i feel i don't

01:27:57.430 --> 01:27:59.350
know it's like a toss -up in the air it's whatever

01:27:59.350 --> 01:28:01.949
she wants to do now she wants to be my friend

01:28:02.440 --> 01:28:04.640
That's cool with me. I'm cool with being friends.

01:28:04.859 --> 01:28:06.899
I'm cool with whatever she wants to do. It's

01:28:06.899 --> 01:28:09.340
her decision in the end. But at the same time,

01:28:09.340 --> 01:28:12.539
though, like I said, don't just drag on my emotions.

01:28:12.560 --> 01:28:14.840
Like Hunter said, the regression was crazy. When

01:28:14.840 --> 01:28:19.140
you said that, like, because I'm going to use

01:28:19.140 --> 01:28:21.239
you for an example, okay? You talk to this chick,

01:28:21.300 --> 01:28:24.939
okay? Okay, we're going to be friends. We're

01:28:24.939 --> 01:28:26.479
going to dibble dabble. But then we're going

01:28:26.479 --> 01:28:29.579
to go back to being friends, okay? You're going

01:28:29.579 --> 01:28:31.039
to get caught up in something. Actually, it's

01:28:31.039 --> 01:28:34.720
worse than that, honestly. Imagine there's a

01:28:34.720 --> 01:28:37.079
girl in a friend group that you're in, okay?

01:28:38.140 --> 01:28:40.359
And y 'all aren't friends because y 'all are

01:28:40.359 --> 01:28:42.819
acquaintances, okay? Like, y 'all see each other

01:28:42.819 --> 01:28:45.680
in the friend group, in social situations, but

01:28:45.680 --> 01:28:48.420
y 'all aren't friends. And then let's say y 'all

01:28:48.420 --> 01:28:50.800
become friends, and then y 'all decide to start

01:28:50.800 --> 01:28:52.520
dating, and you realize that's not for y 'all.

01:28:53.039 --> 01:28:55.539
Then y 'all are still friends, but then stuff

01:28:55.539 --> 01:28:58.539
slowly dies off. And now you're just back to

01:28:58.539 --> 01:29:00.479
acquaintances. Basically, that's Evan's case.

01:29:01.079 --> 01:29:06.680
Yeah. And it's crazy to me because like you said

01:29:06.680 --> 01:29:09.060
earlier, it's practically like giving a false

01:29:09.060 --> 01:29:16.119
hope, which is like crazy though because like

01:29:16.119 --> 01:29:18.619
I told myself in the very beginning, I told myself

01:29:18.619 --> 01:29:20.659
I would not catch feelings. I would not do this.

01:29:20.659 --> 01:29:22.899
I would not do that. But when I actually got

01:29:22.899 --> 01:29:25.619
to get to know her and do all this amazing stuff.

01:29:26.189 --> 01:29:29.510
It was just like, oh, fuck, she's amazing, she's

01:29:29.510 --> 01:29:31.430
this, she's that, she's this. Well, then... It

01:29:31.430 --> 01:29:33.310
gets you thinking. Yeah, it gets you thinking.

01:29:34.430 --> 01:29:37.210
And so... I understand. I understand where you're

01:29:37.210 --> 01:29:40.550
going. That's why I gave you my advice. And so,

01:29:40.609 --> 01:29:44.189
that's why I'm still contemplating what I really

01:29:44.189 --> 01:29:46.670
want to do. I still want to be this good guy

01:29:46.670 --> 01:29:49.890
at the end of the day, you know. I mean... The

01:29:49.890 --> 01:29:53.069
guy that still does... Don't be a... Douche.

01:29:53.109 --> 01:29:55.609
Yeah, don't be a douche, but... Yeah. don't be

01:29:55.609 --> 01:29:58.770
an a -hole right and be be respectful be kind

01:29:58.770 --> 01:30:03.270
but at the same time there's no reason anything

01:30:03.270 --> 01:30:06.810
i said isn't considered being a douche or an

01:30:06.810 --> 01:30:09.829
a -hole or whatever it is but whatever terms

01:30:09.829 --> 01:30:12.149
you want to use but what i said is not considered

01:30:12.149 --> 01:30:14.270
being that because you're doing what's best for

01:30:14.270 --> 01:30:18.170
you yeah do what's best for you follow what you

01:30:18.170 --> 01:30:21.470
want if you have a goal achieve it don't lose

01:30:21.470 --> 01:30:24.779
yourself because that's that's the premise yeah

01:30:24.779 --> 01:30:28.920
that's the premise because in my opinion i believe

01:30:28.920 --> 01:30:31.119
it's whatever makes you happy in the long run

01:30:31.119 --> 01:30:33.739
if you believe that you you're going to be happy

01:30:33.739 --> 01:30:36.600
with this person then go for it i i support i

01:30:36.600 --> 01:30:40.020
i try to be positive sometimes so that positivity

01:30:40.020 --> 01:30:42.779
changes your whole world yeah you need to be

01:30:42.779 --> 01:30:46.479
positive anyway so i'm always positive but it

01:30:46.479 --> 01:30:48.539
but that still leaves me in a debacle because

01:30:48.539 --> 01:30:53.119
at the same time though I said debacle. Debacle,

01:30:53.159 --> 01:30:56.420
debacle. I didn't know what you said. It was

01:30:56.420 --> 01:31:00.420
a new term. It still can... It didn't vocabularize.

01:31:00.699 --> 01:31:05.399
Oh, my gosh. But that's leading me to a point

01:31:05.399 --> 01:31:08.079
where what do I want to do next? Do I want to

01:31:08.079 --> 01:31:10.800
be... Do I still want to be who I am? I mean,

01:31:10.819 --> 01:31:12.619
I'm not going to change who I am. Yeah, don't

01:31:12.619 --> 01:31:14.399
change yourself. Basically, you're wondering,

01:31:14.439 --> 01:31:16.159
do I take a break or do I get back out there?

01:31:16.590 --> 01:31:19.170
Well, not even that. It's just, do I still be

01:31:19.170 --> 01:31:21.310
this nice guy, do the nice guy approach type

01:31:21.310 --> 01:31:25.329
thing? I mean, don't be mean, but don't be overly

01:31:25.329 --> 01:31:29.229
nice. Or do I whore around? Do I whore around?

01:31:29.609 --> 01:31:35.550
It's not whoring around. It's exploring options.

01:31:35.930 --> 01:31:38.590
It's different. Whoring around means you go to

01:31:38.590 --> 01:31:41.909
the bar, you just go home with anything that

01:31:41.909 --> 01:31:45.390
will. You know, that's whoring around. Okay,

01:31:45.390 --> 01:31:48.270
what I'm saying is, go talk to people, be nice,

01:31:48.430 --> 01:31:53.109
be respectful, do what you want. At the end of

01:31:53.109 --> 01:31:58.710
the day, it's your decision. But, try and get

01:31:58.710 --> 01:32:02.430
to a point. But damn, I'm not going to lie to

01:32:02.430 --> 01:32:03.729
you, the whore on my shoulder actually gave me

01:32:03.729 --> 01:32:06.750
some good advice today. It's usually the other

01:32:06.750 --> 01:32:11.279
way around, but... My advice isn't bad. It's

01:32:11.279 --> 01:32:13.859
not bad. It's not bad. It's just everybody's

01:32:13.859 --> 01:32:15.359
like, oh, that's considered this, that's considered

01:32:15.359 --> 01:32:19.079
that. But it's not. If you do it in a good way,

01:32:19.180 --> 01:32:22.020
it's not bad. There are people who do it in bad

01:32:22.020 --> 01:32:24.300
ways, and that's why it gets called bad. But

01:32:24.300 --> 01:32:28.479
if you do it in a respectful manner, nobody's

01:32:28.479 --> 01:32:31.420
going to get mad at you. That's why I'm still

01:32:31.420 --> 01:32:33.159
on the fence of what do I want to do. But at

01:32:33.159 --> 01:32:35.760
the end of that last situation, it's whatever

01:32:35.760 --> 01:32:38.140
she wants to do. I don't really care. I'm over

01:32:38.140 --> 01:32:41.600
here. I'm still going to... I say move on from

01:32:41.600 --> 01:32:43.539
that because that could happen again and that's

01:32:43.539 --> 01:32:45.319
going to put you in a worse spot. Yeah. If it

01:32:45.319 --> 01:32:47.079
didn't happen before, it's not going to happen

01:32:47.079 --> 01:32:49.840
now. But like I said, it's up to her because

01:32:49.840 --> 01:32:51.539
I don't have any hard feelings towards anybody.

01:32:51.659 --> 01:32:54.180
I'm still a good guy at the end of the day. But...

01:32:54.680 --> 01:32:57.500
Okay, yeah. And I guess sort of wrapping up,

01:32:57.579 --> 01:32:59.520
I feel like we've been on this topic. We kind

01:32:59.520 --> 01:33:02.340
of beat it with a dead horse. Whatever the thing

01:33:02.340 --> 01:33:05.079
is. Aren't you going to share my opinion? No,

01:33:05.079 --> 01:33:08.819
you're fine. I'm completely like... I needed

01:33:08.819 --> 01:33:12.420
to back my point up because I felt like it wasn't

01:33:12.420 --> 01:33:16.100
given correctly. Yeah. And then he also wanted

01:33:16.100 --> 01:33:17.880
to come on here to defend me about that stuff.

01:33:17.960 --> 01:33:21.520
I'm like... Yeah, I mean, I'm going to defend

01:33:21.520 --> 01:33:23.800
you for going out afterwards and doing whatever,

01:33:24.020 --> 01:33:27.020
but, I mean, it's not a bad thing that you're

01:33:27.020 --> 01:33:28.760
doing, as long as you're doing it in a good way.

01:33:29.180 --> 01:33:31.699
As long as you have an intention at heart that

01:33:31.699 --> 01:33:34.359
isn't messing with people and doing all kinds

01:33:34.359 --> 01:33:36.760
of bad stuff, then yeah, I don't see any reason

01:33:36.760 --> 01:33:38.739
why you can't go and do what I said. Yeah, because,

01:33:38.920 --> 01:33:40.819
like I said, there's too many people involved.

01:33:41.100 --> 01:33:44.500
Like, I was hearing some stuff, but I felt like

01:33:44.500 --> 01:33:46.779
where I went wrong was I gave her too much trust.

01:33:49.140 --> 01:33:50.880
I should have given her as much trust as she

01:33:50.880 --> 01:33:52.300
gave me because I felt like she didn't give me

01:33:52.300 --> 01:33:54.500
any trust. You said, here's Evan's heart, and

01:33:54.500 --> 01:33:58.340
then she just went and cursed all of it. But

01:33:58.340 --> 01:34:02.060
that's how I felt, though. I gave her too much

01:34:02.060 --> 01:34:04.560
trust. She gave me little trust. That's where

01:34:04.560 --> 01:34:08.779
I felt like we did whatever. But it is time to

01:34:08.779 --> 01:34:11.560
move on. I do want to kind of touch on this.

01:34:12.569 --> 01:34:14.569
the fact that you're sharing like i feel like

01:34:14.569 --> 01:34:17.029
there's this stigma like among the male community

01:34:17.029 --> 01:34:20.430
like we can't talk about this stuff you can i

01:34:20.430 --> 01:34:22.829
mean i feel like there's a stigma if you talk

01:34:22.829 --> 01:34:24.710
about it in a good way in a supportive way then

01:34:24.710 --> 01:34:27.109
i think it's fine but as soon as you start like

01:34:27.109 --> 01:34:30.189
dissing people about it then i'm like yeah i

01:34:30.189 --> 01:34:32.489
feel like there's a stigma and that people may

01:34:32.489 --> 01:34:36.210
be timid to like share their actual like experiences

01:34:36.210 --> 01:34:39.649
what's on their heart there's a stigma around

01:34:39.649 --> 01:34:43.310
it that That's kind of pushed by this. I kind

01:34:43.310 --> 01:34:46.850
of see it. That's very much, I believe, like

01:34:46.850 --> 01:34:49.649
an older generation kind of topic where you kind

01:34:49.649 --> 01:34:51.770
of like bottle everything in. Granted, I mean,

01:34:51.789 --> 01:34:54.050
I'll share some stuff. Nothing that's like too

01:34:54.050 --> 01:34:56.689
personal to me, but like I'll share dating experiences

01:34:56.689 --> 01:34:59.329
and stuff like that. Like I've had similar situations.

01:34:59.810 --> 01:35:02.729
I'm not going to go and share it. But I know

01:35:02.729 --> 01:35:04.229
what he's talking about. I'm able to relate.

01:35:06.189 --> 01:35:09.130
But I'm using what I learned in a supportive

01:35:09.130 --> 01:35:13.550
way to help him. I'm not going to go and quote

01:35:13.550 --> 01:35:16.430
-unquote dump all of what happened to me on Evan.

01:35:16.590 --> 01:35:18.369
Because honestly, that's not necessary. That's

01:35:18.369 --> 01:35:21.229
trauma dumping. That's terrible. Basically. And

01:35:21.229 --> 01:35:27.170
I think the main point about this is to just

01:35:27.170 --> 01:35:31.250
use what you have that has happened to you and

01:35:31.250 --> 01:35:38.100
help others. I believe that the quote -unquote

01:35:38.100 --> 01:35:41.800
older generation that said all this was a very

01:35:41.800 --> 01:35:46.659
misconstrued idea, right? Because I think what

01:35:46.659 --> 01:35:49.180
they did was they didn't share everything, which

01:35:49.180 --> 01:35:51.520
I didn't share everything that happened to me.

01:35:51.520 --> 01:35:54.739
But they still were able to understand a point.

01:35:54.939 --> 01:35:56.880
And I believe you can go to it with your closest

01:35:56.880 --> 01:35:59.699
friends. Just don't go and share this to the

01:35:59.699 --> 01:36:02.640
public and everybody you see. Oh, yeah. because

01:36:02.640 --> 01:36:04.760
i mean ed is not doing that he's sharing it to

01:36:04.760 --> 01:36:09.000
he shared it to me personally and then we're

01:36:09.000 --> 01:36:13.460
using his example for a podcast to talk to other

01:36:13.460 --> 01:36:15.920
people that might have gone through something

01:36:15.920 --> 01:36:18.159
similar so we're using the same preference of

01:36:18.159 --> 01:36:21.119
using our life experiences to try and help somebody

01:36:21.119 --> 01:36:23.539
but we're not going in great detail about our

01:36:23.539 --> 01:36:26.439
emotions on it but we're relating to others yeah

01:36:26.439 --> 01:36:29.060
because at the end of the day like i said uh

01:36:29.060 --> 01:36:32.100
we're not putting our own blast which Like I

01:36:32.100 --> 01:36:34.159
said, she could just be confused. She may not

01:36:34.159 --> 01:36:35.880
just know what she wants. She could just want

01:36:35.880 --> 01:36:39.180
to be friends. Like, we're not putting her off.

01:36:39.199 --> 01:36:41.439
If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. Like I said,

01:36:41.500 --> 01:36:43.899
it's whatever she wants. But I've also told her

01:36:43.899 --> 01:36:46.979
in the end, though, I'm not going to chase after

01:36:46.979 --> 01:36:50.319
someone that's not going to chase after me. Because,

01:36:50.420 --> 01:36:55.819
like I said last episode, I want two people working

01:36:55.819 --> 01:36:57.840
together. I don't want just the one carrying

01:36:57.840 --> 01:37:01.060
the whole thing. All right, final topic, or final

01:37:01.060 --> 01:37:03.779
two topics. One of them is Hunter's story. I

01:37:03.779 --> 01:37:06.319
got to take a phone call real quick. Oh, boy.

01:37:06.699 --> 01:37:09.300
Would you rather fight the one big 300 -pound

01:37:09.300 --> 01:37:11.180
guy with muscle or fight three dudes at once?

01:37:11.279 --> 01:37:14.899
The 300 -pound guy being big as shit, the three

01:37:14.899 --> 01:37:16.720
dudes being Hunter -sized. Y 'all can talk about

01:37:16.720 --> 01:37:25.060
that. Okay, to reference Hunter -sized, I have,

01:37:25.079 --> 01:37:28.020
like... I guess go with like average male, not

01:37:28.020 --> 01:37:30.939
like six foot something, but not like five two,

01:37:31.100 --> 01:37:35.699
you know, like average male in your ideal head,

01:37:35.920 --> 01:37:39.779
you know. I personally, I feel like that'd be

01:37:39.779 --> 01:37:42.920
too much for me to fight three guys my stature.

01:37:43.060 --> 01:37:46.180
I'd probably just go with the one big dude. That

01:37:46.180 --> 01:37:48.239
way I can have all my attention on what he's

01:37:48.239 --> 01:37:50.850
doing because if I'm ducking one punch. from

01:37:50.850 --> 01:37:53.529
a guy my size trying to get away from it i might

01:37:53.529 --> 01:37:55.130
be getting clocked because they're all coming

01:37:55.130 --> 01:37:57.409
at you at the same time because i feel like it's

01:37:57.409 --> 01:37:59.850
it's a lot harder to focus with three on one

01:37:59.850 --> 01:38:03.930
rather than one on one so i feel like the the

01:38:03.930 --> 01:38:09.649
uh big guy is just easier and i mean you can

01:38:09.649 --> 01:38:11.770
slip up and whatever you can take advantage of

01:38:11.770 --> 01:38:14.329
that but you might you might get a little beat

01:38:14.329 --> 01:38:18.409
up I mean, work smarter, not harder. Know where

01:38:18.409 --> 01:38:20.890
the pressure points are with the big dude, right?

01:38:20.949 --> 01:38:23.729
Right, right. I mean, personally, like, I would

01:38:23.729 --> 01:38:26.670
choose not to fight. I mean, obviously, yeah.

01:38:26.789 --> 01:38:30.770
That's the main goal. Don't go get yourself into

01:38:30.770 --> 01:38:33.710
a fight because of this. But I feel like if you

01:38:33.710 --> 01:38:36.829
were to, like, pick, like, door number one or

01:38:36.829 --> 01:38:38.550
door number two kind of thing, like, you've got

01:38:38.550 --> 01:38:42.310
to go through, I'd pick the bigger dude. I think

01:38:42.310 --> 01:38:44.430
how the question was posed, like, the first time

01:38:44.430 --> 01:38:47.380
we did this topic, was would you pick the, like,

01:38:47.460 --> 01:38:53.819
300 dude, 6 '6", 300 dude versus three of you?

01:38:54.300 --> 01:38:58.119
Like, three, like, identical clones of you. I

01:38:58.119 --> 01:38:59.779
think that that's how it was posed the first

01:38:59.779 --> 01:39:02.500
time. And the premise being, like, you would

01:39:02.500 --> 01:39:05.840
kind of know, like, your strengths and your own

01:39:05.840 --> 01:39:09.579
weaknesses. No, it's three random guys of average

01:39:09.579 --> 01:39:12.819
stature. Yeah. Three random guys of average stature

01:39:12.819 --> 01:39:17.399
and one just freaking h -er. I mean, I don't

01:39:17.399 --> 01:39:19.539
personally like my chances either way. Yeah,

01:39:19.619 --> 01:39:22.739
no. Your chances aren't great either way. But

01:39:22.739 --> 01:39:26.560
I think there is a way you can walk out of law

01:39:26.560 --> 01:39:29.939
versus a 300 -pound guy versus three average

01:39:29.939 --> 01:39:32.720
people. Because, I mean, there's a lot for you

01:39:32.720 --> 01:39:34.659
to focus on. Granted, you can probably focus

01:39:34.659 --> 01:39:36.420
on one and two, but what the hell is three doing,

01:39:36.520 --> 01:39:43.079
you know? I mean, yeah. I would take the 300

01:39:43.079 --> 01:39:46.460
-pound guy. I know your pressure points. And

01:39:46.460 --> 01:39:48.979
hopefully you're smarter than him. Wait for a

01:39:48.979 --> 01:39:52.060
window of opportunity kind of thing. Yeah. Or

01:39:52.060 --> 01:39:56.460
just, like, be faster, right? Run away. Run away.

01:39:57.199 --> 01:39:58.899
I mean, granted, that's probably not the best

01:39:58.899 --> 01:40:01.100
option either because he's 6 '6", barely catch

01:40:01.100 --> 01:40:05.359
up to you fast. Well, 300 pounds, like... Is

01:40:05.359 --> 01:40:07.859
that, like, a muscle? I think it's a muscle.

01:40:07.939 --> 01:40:08.960
I think that's what Evan said. Well, I guess

01:40:08.960 --> 01:40:11.550
the question... It wasn't specified in the question,

01:40:11.670 --> 01:40:14.210
so I'm going to go with fat, you know, to make

01:40:14.210 --> 01:40:16.970
my odds better. To make my odds better, right.

01:40:17.630 --> 01:40:21.329
Right. Oh, man. Okay. So, let's wrap it up with

01:40:21.329 --> 01:40:24.689
the last topic. You want to share your story?

01:40:25.130 --> 01:40:29.109
Yeah. So, I like to play this game called Who's

01:40:29.109 --> 01:40:31.430
Who. Granted, I don't know who any of these people

01:40:31.430 --> 01:40:38.439
are, but I get a situation in London, and It's

01:40:38.439 --> 01:40:42.060
quite a funny story anyway. The night before,

01:40:42.340 --> 01:40:47.159
my buddy invited me to a masquerade slash Mardi

01:40:47.159 --> 01:40:50.500
Gras ball for his frat. I drove from Hammond

01:40:50.500 --> 01:40:55.319
to ULL for this. I get there a day early just

01:40:55.319 --> 01:40:56.920
to hang out with Logan because I haven't seen

01:40:56.920 --> 01:41:00.119
him in a while. I get there a day before, and

01:41:00.119 --> 01:41:02.100
we go to a bar called The Bulldog. It's a local

01:41:02.100 --> 01:41:03.800
bar, and there was a 25 -cent pitcher night.

01:41:03.920 --> 01:41:07.600
So we're like, of course we got to go. So me

01:41:07.600 --> 01:41:12.380
and my buddy Logan met up with a buddy of his

01:41:12.380 --> 01:41:16.279
named Kinsley, and Kinsley got absolutely sloshed

01:41:16.279 --> 01:41:21.380
on 25 -cent pitcher night. And we ended up taking

01:41:21.380 --> 01:41:25.979
him to the back of his apartment that he was

01:41:25.979 --> 01:41:30.689
living in. And what happened was, when we took

01:41:30.689 --> 01:41:32.909
a movie there, we realized how far away we were

01:41:32.909 --> 01:41:37.729
from campus. We had to walk four miles back to

01:41:37.729 --> 01:41:40.729
Logan's apartment. And me and Logan are definitely

01:41:40.729 --> 01:41:43.850
not sober at this point. So we're walking past

01:41:43.850 --> 01:41:46.449
a whole bunch of, like, campus police and everything

01:41:46.449 --> 01:41:50.409
else. So we're like, oh, man. So the day of the

01:41:50.409 --> 01:41:53.239
ball, we're... hungover from the night before.

01:41:53.539 --> 01:41:55.619
Okay, we go to McDonald's for breakfast because

01:41:55.619 --> 01:42:00.199
that's the only logical solution. Okay, so we

01:42:00.199 --> 01:42:02.220
happen to pre -game the pre -game, which is a

01:42:02.220 --> 01:42:04.560
bad idea for anybody. Pre -game the pre -game.

01:42:06.260 --> 01:42:12.539
So, we pre -game the pre -game, then we actually

01:42:12.539 --> 01:42:14.560
go to the pre -game, we start drinking more.

01:42:15.340 --> 01:42:18.899
This is where you decide whether it's me or Logan.

01:42:19.390 --> 01:42:24.210
That was the culprit in this. So I'm going to

01:42:24.210 --> 01:42:26.210
refer to one as the blackout friend and one as

01:42:26.210 --> 01:42:30.970
the drunk friend. Okay? We get to the ball. The

01:42:30.970 --> 01:42:35.130
blackout friend decides to drink a full eighth

01:42:35.130 --> 01:42:37.949
of fireball plus two drinks. Then after the ball,

01:42:37.970 --> 01:42:41.149
we go to a bar called JSP. It was the last night

01:42:41.149 --> 01:42:43.270
JSP was going to be open, so the bar was packed.

01:42:43.949 --> 01:42:47.069
We get to the bar. We're partying, hanging out

01:42:47.069 --> 01:42:48.630
with a whole bunch of the frat guys, talking.

01:42:49.319 --> 01:42:53.060
making conversation, and we happen to notice

01:42:53.060 --> 01:42:57.279
Logan's ex -girlfriend is there. We continue

01:42:57.279 --> 01:43:01.180
to party and drink with Fred, and at the end

01:43:01.180 --> 01:43:05.180
of the night, around 1, the ex -girlfriend decides

01:43:05.180 --> 01:43:10.800
to kiss me and make Logan jealous. I quickly

01:43:10.800 --> 01:43:13.399
push away and try and find Logan, and I apologize,

01:43:13.600 --> 01:43:16.779
and he's like, I knew that would happen. So,

01:43:16.840 --> 01:43:21.210
after One of us is blackout drunk and the other

01:43:21.210 --> 01:43:24.850
one is a barely functioning drunk man. So we

01:43:24.850 --> 01:43:29.829
decide to call an Uber. The person blacked out

01:43:29.829 --> 01:43:32.010
hurls in the Uber on the way back to Logan's

01:43:32.010 --> 01:43:35.729
apartment. We're going to change the setting

01:43:35.729 --> 01:43:37.470
to the next morning because the story is better

01:43:37.470 --> 01:43:39.430
told this way. The next morning, the blackout

01:43:39.430 --> 01:43:42.630
person wakes up. in a puddle of their own vomit

01:43:42.630 --> 01:43:45.010
and decides to take a shower because that's just

01:43:45.010 --> 01:43:47.770
disgusting the sound of the shower wakes up the

01:43:47.770 --> 01:43:51.689
drunk friend to which the words that exited their

01:43:51.689 --> 01:43:54.569
mouth were holy shit you were still alive we

01:43:54.569 --> 01:44:01.449
didn't think you would make it oh man and then

01:44:01.449 --> 01:44:04.729
after this the rest of the stories can be told

01:44:04.729 --> 01:44:07.130
through the drunk friend's eyes because the black

01:44:07.130 --> 01:44:15.449
friend was the So, the drunk friend explains

01:44:15.449 --> 01:44:18.029
that you puked in an Uber all over yourself and

01:44:18.029 --> 01:44:19.949
were unable to walk up the stairs to my apartment.

01:44:20.170 --> 01:44:22.890
I then had to fireman carry you up the stairs

01:44:22.890 --> 01:44:27.289
to the apartment. I decided to take your suit

01:44:27.289 --> 01:44:29.369
off from the masquerade ball because it was all

01:44:29.369 --> 01:44:31.350
covered in vomit and that's just disgusting.

01:44:32.630 --> 01:44:34.930
I was able to take your jacket and shirt off,

01:44:35.050 --> 01:44:39.140
but... I decided your pants were also full of

01:44:39.140 --> 01:44:41.000
vomit, so I was going to take those off and put

01:44:41.000 --> 01:44:44.699
them in the washer for you. As the strong friend

01:44:44.699 --> 01:44:47.359
was wriggling, they were shooting to get the

01:44:47.359 --> 01:44:50.340
pants off. You then lean up at a 90 degree angle

01:44:50.340 --> 01:44:52.760
like you were possessed and say, you have to

01:44:52.760 --> 01:44:55.939
wiggle it, and then pass back out. You have to

01:44:55.939 --> 01:45:01.039
wiggle it. After not saying a coherent sentence

01:45:01.039 --> 01:45:05.529
for two hours prior. That was the only phrase

01:45:05.529 --> 01:45:08.189
the blackout drunk friend said until the night

01:45:08.189 --> 01:45:11.989
ended. Alright, so if I were to take a guess

01:45:11.989 --> 01:45:15.390
on who the blacked out friend was, I believe

01:45:15.390 --> 01:45:19.170
Logan was the blacked out friend. I don't have

01:45:19.170 --> 01:45:21.789
a dog in the fight, so I'm going to just go both.

01:45:23.729 --> 01:45:27.659
Perfect ending. We've got one great story. That

01:45:27.659 --> 01:45:30.000
is all that we have for y 'all on this extra

01:45:30.000 --> 01:45:32.460
spicy pod. I want to thank Hunter for coming

01:45:32.460 --> 01:45:36.579
and being a guest on tonight's pod. Thank you

01:45:36.579 --> 01:45:39.279
for sharing your experience, your insight. I

01:45:39.279 --> 01:45:43.020
enjoyed it. Yeah, for sure. You made this podcast

01:45:43.020 --> 01:45:47.779
a lot better. Any last shit we want to talk about,

01:45:47.800 --> 01:45:53.539
Evan? I mean, there's lots to say, but not enough

01:45:53.539 --> 01:45:56.020
time. Evan is a great guy, but sometimes he just

01:45:56.020 --> 01:46:00.279
enrages me. Wow. I was not expecting the enraging

01:46:00.279 --> 01:46:03.420
part. You know, sometimes he breaks my zen, and

01:46:03.420 --> 01:46:05.460
that's not very funny. Well, that's my job is

01:46:05.460 --> 01:46:08.359
to break your zen. Oh, man. Come on. Come on.

01:46:08.779 --> 01:46:11.779
Well, I'm supposed to annoy you. That's my job.

01:46:11.779 --> 01:46:14.319
It's in my contract. When I first got offered

01:46:14.319 --> 01:46:16.460
to do, or when I first came up with the Extra

01:46:16.460 --> 01:46:21.340
Spicy Pod idea. I had to know. I had to come

01:46:21.340 --> 01:46:24.159
up with an idea to annoy Landon every single

01:46:24.159 --> 01:46:28.300
episode for every single week. I gotta get through

01:46:28.300 --> 01:46:33.100
to Landon so I can come back. Don't worry. I'm

01:46:33.100 --> 01:46:37.539
gonna grab some girlfriends to attach to or something.

01:46:39.060 --> 01:46:41.060
This dude is the equivalent of Batman, though.

01:46:41.119 --> 01:46:43.630
He literally keeps everything private. Everything.

01:46:43.770 --> 01:46:45.630
He don't want to tell me shit. You don't want

01:46:45.630 --> 01:46:47.630
to tell me shit? What do you mean? I'll tell

01:46:47.630 --> 01:46:49.609
you most of the shit. Most of the shit... Only

01:46:49.609 --> 01:46:52.890
the past, like, two weeks. Maybe four weeks.

01:46:53.229 --> 01:46:55.909
Before that, you kept things private, too. Don't

01:46:55.909 --> 01:46:59.489
lie. Well, like, Hunter's my amazing friend.

01:46:59.789 --> 01:47:03.050
That's also the retired... Damn. I'm not amazing?

01:47:03.069 --> 01:47:05.869
You are amazing, but he is... I'm going to go

01:47:05.869 --> 01:47:08.529
see my brother. Sorry. Yeah, yeah. Okay. But

01:47:08.529 --> 01:47:11.750
I still love you, Landon. No ditty. No ditty.

01:47:12.539 --> 01:47:15.560
Pause, bro. Pause. I said no ditty. I said no

01:47:15.560 --> 01:47:17.819
ditty. But... I was going to buy some baby oil.

01:47:18.979 --> 01:47:22.239
Whoa there, buddy. I'm not coming to your house,

01:47:22.239 --> 01:47:24.800
bud. Please don't. Please don't. I'd lock the

01:47:24.800 --> 01:47:27.779
doors on your ass. Keep you out of there. But

01:47:27.779 --> 01:47:30.579
I hope you enjoyed this episode. Thank you, Hunter,

01:47:30.659 --> 01:47:33.539
for being on. And shout out for everything Landon

01:47:33.539 --> 01:47:36.260
does and all the editing and stuff. I hope everyone

01:47:36.260 --> 01:47:40.170
has a great day. No matter what. Yeah, with that

01:47:40.170 --> 01:47:41.930
being said, adios. Peace out.