Welcome back to another extra spicy episode.
It's Landon, and then we have Evan in the studio.
Yes, sir. And then we have a guest co -host in
the studio as well. His name's Hunter. Introduce
yourself. What's up, guys? My name's Hunter.
I am a friend of Evan's, and I will be joining
y 'all on this great podcast today. So, to give
y 'all more clarification, if y 'all listened
to the last episode of the podcast, I said...
That he's one half of the devils on my shoulder.
I call this motherfucker a whore. He called me.
He's like, I need to get on my podcast. I need
to defend myself, brother. Well, you're a retired
whore now. Yes, I have a girlfriend. He's retired.
I don't want Miss Lauren coming after me. She
will come after you, brother. We're making it
known now. You are a retired whore. But you're
still... On my shoulder, convincing him. I have
all the knowledge in my bag, just can't use it.
I'm a coach now. Well, I guess we might see as
the podcast progresses how that might play out.
Well, anyways, we've got a good podcast here.
We've talked about some sports segments. The
NBA playoffs are right around the corner. The
season has gone and passed, and now it's playoff
time, baby. You've got Boston, you've got Cleveland,
and all the other teams. You've got the Atlanta
Hawks trying to get in. No, that's not happening.
Miami all the way, baby. Dyson Daniels won't
take that from you. Hey, Dyson Daniels, what
happened to him? Where was he playing last season?
Look, we don't talk about it. Why did the Pelicans
give him up? That's strange. Because he wasn't
doing shit for us, but now he's doing shit for
another organization. Interesting. Okay, well,
let's just jump into the playoffs. So, this topic's
between both of y 'all. This is a baseball topic.
If y 'all really do want to get into it, like,
what do y 'all think about these opening games
so far, and what are y 'all's opinions on it?
Paul Skeens shows. That's all you gotta know.
Paul Skeens is an absolute animal, brother. Paul
Skeens is so good. I mean, you have, baseball's
so fun, and I'm so excited. We have games, and
I'm trying to go to some baseball games this
season. I went to two last season. I'm trying
to go to some majors this season. I'm really
enjoying what the Padres are doing. They're hot
with Tati slinging it. Ooh, love to go to a Padres
game. He's on fire right now. And then Dodgers,
super good, as everyone thought they'd be. I
mean, it's just unfair how good the Dodgers are.
Yeah, the Dodgers have Shohei, Freddie Freeman.
bunch of other talent it's just it's crazy what
they're accomplishing granted they're putting
themselves in a hole later on by borrowing money
from future salary caps and stuff which is like
a gray area but in the current day they're so
stacked it's such a stacked roster yeah for right
now they're on paper they're the favorites to
win just about everything you know right right
i mean the easy pick would just oh dodgers easy
repeat Right. Right, right. And then in the East,
you have the Knicks, good as ever, but they lost
Juan Soto over the Mets. We're going to see how
that plays out. Juan Soto was on the Yankees,
and then he got offered a bag, which, honestly,
I don't blame him. Take that bag. If you're going
to get a bag for playing just off rip, it's crazy.
Plus the torpedo bats the Yankees got. Oh, yeah,
for sure. They're rushing the ball right now.
It's absolutely wild. I mean, some say it's really
unfair. But, I mean, if any team can do it. It's
all about where you put. It's not outside of
regulation. Let's go with that. Because I looked
into this because I was like, this is kind of
a weird bet. It's not the normal bet that somebody
would usually swing. They're basically moving
where most of the barrel is to where you're mostly
hitting the ball. So all the plays that are getting
jammed now are not because they're moving the
barrel in more, which is where the sweet spot
is, so you're hitting the ball better and it
gives you a better area. So you're not going
to get as jammed as much, which gives you a better
chance of hitting the ball. If any team can do
it, then it's not like the Astros situation.
You know, that's totally against the rules. And
the fact that... There's no necessarily rule
against this. It's like a loophole for the MLB,
and it's how they're able to, I guess, give a
better performance to the fans in the stadium,
you know? Because, you know, a six -year -old
that catches a ball from, I don't know... Aaron
Judge or one of the star players, that's going
to make their year. That's going to be one of
the top moments of their year. Everyone loves
to see home runs. They're going to bring that
back to first grade and bring it to show and
tell and all that. Look what I got, a ball. Yeah,
this is from Aaron Judge. You can see it on TV.
Everyone loves to see home runs. I mean, I would
love to see the home runs go up at the average.
Like it was in the 90s. I mean, okay. Bring steroids
back. That's my take. Bring steroids back. Fuck
the drug test. Make Juan Soto the next Barry
Bonds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I want to see
more home runs. I want home runs to go up. It
does add elevation to the game that makes it
more exciting for viewers. And so many people
say that... Baseball is so slow and boring, and
then that just adds an extra level of excitement
that can bring new fans in. So personally, I'm
all for it. And it's not against the rules set
by the MLB, so why not use R &D and development
for something to make your team better? Yeah,
for sure. So I'm personally not against it, so
do what you want, you know? As long as it's within
the rules. Granted, if you do outlaw these, then
yeah, stop using them. But for right now, there's
no rule against it. And like I said previously,
rest in peace Oakland. I feel bad for Oakland.
RIP. Hope you get a team back. Yeah, that's it.
Alright, I guess let's jump into basketball.
Alright, so we got our NBA playoff predictions.
Now, if you are a long -time viewer, a long,
long, long -time viewer... Probably no one. Probably
no one. I don't know. We still have a reviewer
from Germany. We don't know. Shout out. We still
got to look at the statistics. We still got to
look at the statistics. But if you're a long
-time viewer, okay, if you somehow are, if you
are a long -time viewer, you would know that
we did this last year. And so we talked about
who won that in the very first episode. Now.
We talked about getting a prize from someone,
but we never did. So basically, what this is,
though, is we predict the NBA playoffs, okay?
And so we predict them in the games, and we predict
them in how many games they're going to beat
them by. So let's just say I pick Cleveland to
beat the Miami Heat in four games, okay? I get
a point. That's one point for the team that advances,
okay? And then I get two points for how many,
if I get the games correct. So, do you want me
to start off with my bracket or do you want to
go? Are you finally ready to start? You took
forever there, bud. Well, I had to explain to
new viewers. Why don't what y 'all do is y 'all
read off the games and be like, what do you got?
And we have like a little group powwow. Yeah,
that's what we'll do. Okay. So, okay, first time,
first series, we're starting with Cleveland and
either the Heat or the Hawks. I got Heat. Heat
and what? Heat and Six. Heat and Six. I got...
Kaz and Five. I got Kaz and Five, too. Hold on.
Okay, you started all the way... We got East,
so next we got Indiana and Milwaukee. With Dane
back, I guess, the Bucks will take it in seven.
I just don't think they're good enough to beat
the Pacers convincingly. They have just about
the same record as the Pacers. I don't think
they're all that. I got the Bucks in six. I got
the Bucks in six. I believe in Giannis. Hell
yeah. Giannis, Giannis, Giannis. Okay. And then
the Cavs and Bucks will play each other. Like
I was saying before, I don't think the Bucs are
all that. I think Cleveland's a much better team,
and they've shown it all regular season. With
that being said, give me the Cavs in five. I
got the Cavs in six. I feel like Giannis and
Dame are going to put up at least one monster
performance, and then they're going to lose.
They're going to get two games, and then they're
going to lose. Kyle Kuzma's going to drag that
team down. I got the Bucs in seven. All right.
Don't forget the other matchups. In the other
half of the East Bracket, we have the Knicks
playing the Pistons. Detroit, you had a good
run. Detroit, yeah, they had a good run. But,
I mean, this will be a fun series, I think, defensive
series. But Knicks in five for me. Knicks in
five. I also go Knicks in five. All right, now
we got Boston, Orlando. I think Orlando is not
that great of a team. And they have many holes
in the roster. With that being said, give me
Boston in any sweep. Boston in a sweep, too.
I'll also go Boston in a sweep. Okay, that leaves
Knicks, Boston, Celtics. Knicks versus Celtics.
I think Celtics are, again, much better team.
They shouldn't throughout the regular season.
I don't think the Knicks have beaten the Celtics
this season. I think the games are going to be
close, but the Boston Celtics are way too much
for the Knicks to handle. So give me the Celtics
in six. I get the Celtics in six, too. Do we
have the same exact picture? Give me the Celtics
in five. Well, we've got to wait for Western
Conference. Yeah, yeah, okay. Well, to finish
off the east side, we've got Cleveland -Boston.
This is going to be a great series, I think.
This is going to be, I think, the one great series
in the East. I got Cleveland in six. I have Boston
in seven. No, no, no, not Cleveland. Celtics,
my bad. I have Boston in seven. I think two teams
match up really well against each other, and
it's a good dogfight, but Celtics are so good.
Yeah, I got Celtics in six. You got them moving
high game. I got Celtics in six. All right. I
believe in Evan. Western comments. Bad decisions.
Bad decisions. Believe in Evan's brackets. Don't
believe in Evan's brackets. That's a really bad
idea. They're great. Hey, the King won last year.
So keep that in mind. You can't be talking. You
won by one point. I'm the defending champ, baby.
One point. Defending champ. Come take the title
away from me. Okay. You can't take no title with
you. Watch me take the title. That'd be hilarious.
Yeah, yeah. I know very little about basketball.
Yeah, yeah. Hunter's over here. He's going to
take the title. Watch him. No. So watch. He's
going to beat Evan for sure. No, I don't know.
So then the first game is. I said hell no. That's
language, bro. Captain America? Yeah, Captain
America. Language. All right. So the first game
is the Thunder versus the AC. So that could either
be the Mavericks or Grizzlies. So I have Thunder
and Six. I have. Thunder in four. I don't believe
in the Dallas team, and I think Grizzlies are
a much worse team than they were before all of
the drama. I got Thunder in six. I feel like
the Thunder are very beatable. I'll go with Thunder
in six as well. All right. And so then the next
games I have are Nuggets and Clippers. I think
this would be a really good series. Huh? I think
it would be a really good series. Do you have
Denver? No, I don't. I have Clippers. But I think
it's a really good series. I got Clippers in
seven. I have Clippers in six. I have Denver
in like seven. See, Jokic doesn't have much help.
He's still Jokic. Yeah, he's still Jokic. He's
still Jokic. But he's got a point, though. RIP
to Michael Malone, though. Yeah, they fired their
coach before. Playoffs too? Don't care. Okay.
It's a bad season to have an NBA coach named
Mike. All three of them got fired. Yep. This
season. Did you see that? That did. All right.
So next we got the Lakers and Timberwolves. Lakers
in five. I got Lakers in six. Divorce court,
child support, new door, Lakers in five. Okay.
Let's go. Next game. Rockets versus Warriors.
Not Rockers. Rockets versus Warriors. The Rockets
versus Warriors. Steph Curry scored three points
last time he played the Rockets, so that might
have something to do with how this game plays
out. I got the Rockets in six. I got Warriors
in seven. Because I feel, here's why. You got
Warriors in seven? Yeah, I do. I do believe,
though, that Jimmy Butler will have a big...
Jimmy Butler? Say his name, bro. What's his name?
Jimmy Buckets. No, Jimmy Butler. Playoff Jimmy.
Playoff Jimmy, bro. I've got Golden State in
six. If you have Jimmy on your team, you have
a good chance. If you have Steph Curry, you have
a wonderful chance. Put those two together. Wonderful
chance. Make a sweet baby. You know what? Steph
Curry adjusts very well. All right. Try and guard
a half -court shot. The next game, okay, this
will be second round. We got Thunder and we got
the Clippers. I got the Thunder in seven. Thunder
and Clippers, I think it's going to be a good
series. I have Thunder in six. I have Thunder
in seven. All right. Lakers and Rockets. Lakers
in five. I already said it. But, you know, PGA,
TSA, USA. Ooh, this man's Lakers in 5 -2. I got
Lakers in 7. Well, why don't you have Lakers
in 5? Why won't you just listen to us? Why won't
you listen to us? Listen to us. I'll tell you
why. I'll tell you why. I don't trust the Lakers
frontcourt. I don't trust them bigs. Like, wouldn't
you have Jackson Hayes as your main big? Okay,
the Warriors don't have bigs either. So it's
a neat point. Or that Houston, you have Houston.
They don't have any, like, great bigs. But Houston's
got, like, Dylan Brooks and Thompson. They're
going to be more defensive than anything. Jimmy
Heller, amazing defender. But I still, I have,
I have the Lakers in seven. I do believe the
Lakers will win it, though. But in seven games,
it's going to be tough for them. Then, what next
game do we have? Okay. I think we all have OKC
versus. Oh. Yeah. OK, so when the conference
comes up. Yeah, conference comes up. We've got
the Thunder and Lakers. I have Lakers in seven.
I actually have OKC in six. I think this Thunder
team is just so good this season. I've said it
before, and I'll say it again. It was Lakers
in five. And then. He's riding Lakers all the
way, folks. And then Cavs and Celtics. I got
Celtics in six. We already did that East. We
already did East. Oh, yeah, we already did. Okay,
move on to the finals. I got Lakers in Celtics.
So then 2025 NBA final match. Lakers in six.
You have Lakers in who? Celtics. Lakers in Celtics.
I got Celtics in six, not Lakers. You have Celtics
in six. You know? Old school rivalry coming to
the new school. Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown versus
LeBron and Luka. I like the matchup. I like the
matchup. However, I'm writing OKC versus Celtics.
And I'm going to show my bias. I'm very anti
-Celtics. So I'm picking OKC and 6. Say the line.
Lakers and 5. I'm going Lakers win. You're going
Lakers win? I trust in Unk. Shannon Sharpe knows
what he's talking about. I've never heard that
said before. I've never heard that said before.
Hunter's trusting in Shannon Sharpe. I'm trusting
in Shannon Sharpe. But he said there's many.
All right, I'll say this. I know very little
about basketball. But what I do know is every
time I go on TikTok, Lakers and Favre. It's all
Lakers and Favre from first take. So Lakers in
five. I think I would trust Shaq more to make
a three -pointer than to trust Shannon Sharp.
Yeah. He has before. Okay. Shannon Sharp has
been wrong so many times. He has to be right
now. But here's why I have the Celtics winning
in six. Go ahead. It's the same thing with the
big problem. Like, you know, the Lakers thing.
Yeah. But at the same time, though, the Lakers'
defensive scheme. It's really not that hard to
break through because Luka doesn't play any defense.
And you're talking to the biggest Luka fan. And
so what they've advised is they're just going
to let whoever Luka's guarding blow past him.
And so whenever they collapse in, Luka's just
going to run to the other man. So it's practically
going to look like this. So old boy's going to
drive past him. Dude's gonna drop down right
here. So, bam. You know the viewers can't see.
I know, but I'm showing you. He's explaining.
I'm explaining to y 'all. I'm gonna explain when
we do get cameras. But... There you go. I said
win. I said win. I didn't say win. I didn't say
win. But, yeah. Dude's gonna drop down right
there. Luke's gonna run to the other defender.
And then he's gonna try to throw it to the open
man. Luke is gonna already be right there. That's
their old defensive scheme. I agree. You can
exploit the Lakers very easily. And they've shown
that even with Luka, they have holes in that
team. That's systematic. You can exploit. So
I'll believe they'll beat the Thunder. The Thunder
aren't that good. When they play a team that's
very well coached, that's when the Lakers are
going to be in trouble. And the Warriors are
very well coached. The Thunder are very well
coached, and the Celtics are very well coached.
That's why I believe in Joe Mazula. The best
defense is more offense. Okay? As an avid Clash
Royale player, the best defense is more offense.
Okay? Best defense, more offense. Luka, LeBron,
not so much Bronny. But, all right, Bronny's
probably not going to play that much. He's probably
not. But I do believe in Joe Mazzulla. I picked
him last year. I don't think he's going to let
me down again. But I do believe his defensive
scheme is really good. Now, here's the thing
that could kill both of our brackets, okay? Yeah.
If Kawhi gets hurt in the first round, we are
cooked. We didn't account for injuries, so any
injury would cook our bracket. Yeah. But I feel
like Boston can still get to the finals, depending
on who it is. If Kawhi is out, oh my gosh, I'm
going to be pissed. If Kawhi is out in game four
when they need him to win the game, I'm going
to be crying. Because then that's just going
to mess up my whole bracket. I could have gotten
two points off of that. But I do believe in Joe
Mazzulla. I do believe the Lakers had a nice
little run this year. Do I believe that they're
winning the championship? No. Every Lakers fan
is delusional. Hell no. I'm not even a Lakers
fan. Just like Cowboys fans. You know what? Cowboys
fans, they're also Lakers fans. Did you know
that? I did not know that, man. They are. Shit.
They probably root for CeeDee Lamb and LeBron
together. I just follow Unk. I just follow Unk.
Trust in Unk. Okay. Well, I have the Thunder
playing the Celtics in the finals. Like, my brain
tells me Celtics, but my heart tells me Thunder.
And I just, I can't in good conscience pick the
Celtics ever to win. I don't want Celtics to
be happy. And I personally know four Celtics
fans. And I hope they cry. He's been to more
Celtics games than Miami Heat games. Like, he's
been to Boston's arena more than the Miami Heat's
arena. Yeah, I've never been to the Heat arena.
But I have seen the Celtics. And I just watched
them get booty smacked by the youth. By the GOAT,
Tyler Herro. Tyler all the way. Finals down,
baby. Bro listens to Tyler Herro and Jack Carlin
all the time. That'd be my theme song, though.
When it first came out, this dude. I remember
one of the days. He just plays it on repeat.
That's the only song he has on his playlist.
That's the only song I know. There's no songs
like this, really. Why? I remember a story like
yesterday. When we first started the podcast,
we were on episode four or five. Dude walks into
the little room that we're done. He just plays
Tyler Hero on full blast. I'm looking at him.
I'm like, what the hell are you doing? I'm worshiping
my goat anthem. What are you talking about? I'm
praising my Lord today. What are you talking
about, Evan? I just looked at him. I said, okay,
whatever. And so it's 2025, and he's still doing
it. I see. Okay, listen. He just wanted to play
again. Playing game versus the Bulls, okay. Not
going to win tomorrow. I said something to him
about Evan. I was like, let me be happy, dog.
Like, come on. Yeah, but yet he wants me to suffer
the whole time. He's over here sending me statistical
facts about the Heat. I can't help that your
team didn't make the playoffs. Like, I can't
help that. Well, I mean, you don't need to rub
it in my face. I already said, like, halfway
through the season, oh, yeah, we're competing
for the Cooper Flag sweepstakes. Y 'all ain't
getting Cooper Flag, bro. Watch us get Cooper
Flag. He's going to the Heat. Watch him go. Hell
no. He had a 2 % chance. Watch him eat up a lady.
Fuck no. A 2 % chance is crazy. He's going to
look so good in a heat jersey. He ain't going
to. Wearing them vice, bro. Wearing them vice
clothes. He's going to look so good. He ain't
going to the heat, bro. I can promise you that.
He definitely ain't going to no heat. Pelicans
are awful, dude. They are. Puts me in a mental
breakdown every time I watch a game. Last time
you went to a game was courtside. Yeah, that's
right. Every time I watch a game, Evan. Oh. I
went to the Pelicans game when they played the
Heat. They got beat by 49. Yeah. They also played
against a G League team. No, the Pelicans literally
had five people. The five starters, out of the
five, four of them were G Leaguers that I'd never
even heard of. Yeah. That's why I knew whenever
we shut down. I knew two people on the Pelicans
roster that played. Two people. What two? Jose
and who? Jose and... I don't remember the other
one. What, Brandon Boston? No, he didn't play.
Brandon Boston didn't play. I don't know. What
are you talking about? Missy? No, Missy didn't
play. What the hell? None of New York players
played. Hawkins? Hawkins didn't play? No, he
didn't play. What, is he still on the roster?
I feel like he's never played. He's still on
the roster. We still have him on the roster.
He still plays. It's crazy. Plays when? We play
him every game. Look, it's gotten better. It's
gotten better with his minutes now. But I still
say we fire Willie Green, though. Yes, I'm also
on team fire Willie Green. I would love to have
a good basketball team in New Orleans that I
could go to and actually, like, wow, this team
can go places. And, like, I can go to them. I'm
just going to be good. Well, I'm just going to
be good at this game. But I want to go to the
game and watch a contending team. Because? Me
and Landon talked about whenever David Griffin
got fired. I told him, I said, I don't know why.
Thank God. David Griffin didn't do bad. I'm going
to say this. He didn't do bad because it's not
his fault that everyone kept getting injured.
Now, do I say fire him for the BI trade? Absolutely.
You can't blame injuries for six years in a row
now. Come on. Yeah, you can. Especially when
your main star player is hurt and that's the
dude you drafted. Now, the two years before Zion,
okay. You're building off the AD trade. That's
understandable. But the Zion trade, or not Zion
trade, the Zion pick and everything, that's on
you. Now... That's on him for not drafting good.
He should have drafted better. Well, he did draft
good. He got a lot of picks from the Lakers,
and he wasted all of them. Now, he wasted one
of them. One of them was Jackson Hayes. That
was the only one he wasted. But I will say this,
though. He did deserve to get fired for that
BI trade. In my opinion, I understand. What did
y 'all get back from B .I.? Like, nothing. Like,
a pack of peanuts. No. I'm going to tell you
what he did, but it wasn't... It's good, but
at the same time, though, it's not really what
I want. So... So, what we got was Bruce Brown
Jr., Kelly Olenek, and a first -round pick. That's
not bad if you look at it, because both those
players have expiring contracts. So, once that...
Oh, you got Kelly Olenek, right? Mm -hmm. Shout
out, Miami Heat legend. Oh, I know the other
player, Jamal Kane. Oh, yeah. And I knew that
because he's a Heat legend. Oh. But, yeah, once
those contracts expire, we do have an open contract
slot, so we can get a max contract to somebody.
But, same time, though... Bro, you should have
just traded for Luka. Apparently, he was on the
market. And believe me, I wanted Luka. I would
love Luka in New Orleans. But, yeah, I mean,
I understand what he did. But at the same time,
though, you trade away B .I., though. If you
would have traded away Zion and you would have
gotten that, I would have been like, okay, maybe
you should have gotten another first round out
of it, too. But it's still not a bad trade. But
it is what it is. But I still have to say, the
new GM, Joe Dumas, needs to fire Will Green.
Keep him alone. And then trade Zion and see where
we go from there. Because I still say we trade
around, trade Murphy and Herb. So that's my personal
opinion. Because I feel like we can be a lot
better without Zion, depending on who we get
in return. What we get in return. I mean, Zion's
an amazing player, but he's never in the court.
That's why I say we need to trade. That sums
up the whole past Zion. That's why I say we need
to trade them when we can. Let's go back to this
Luka topic. Maybe the Mavericks are actually
playing 4D chess. Because they blew out the Kings.
They might beat the Grizzlies. Maybe they actually
have something that we don't know. Maybe they're
playing this 5D chess with Rubik's cubes. Maybe
they know the secret to the universe. Maybe just
getting into the playoffs so everyone can shut
the fuck up about Nico. But what if they play
the Lakers in the conference finals? And then
Luke up in the Lakers versus the Mavericks. The
key was to trade away their generational talent
to get AD. Which we traded away anyway. Who's
always injured. Yeah, so maybe that was their
play, trade away their generational talent for
a guy that's always injured and a few other players.
I think the Chiefs would actually win the next
Super Bowl if they traded away Mahomes. Like,
they've seen a trade away Mahomes. Easy. We'd
be throwing them all. At the rate all these sports
teams are going, you might. I mean, you know,
Dodgers just need a trade away. Joe Flacco's
throwing the ball to Travis. What? No trade Mahomes.
That's crazy talk. But, yeah, that's what we
have going on in basketball right now. Shout
out to the NBA for another great season. Now,
if y 'all want to talk about another topic real
quick, which is one that just came up on the
fly. Y 'all want to talk about Aaron Rodgers?
Think about where he's going to go? Aaron Rodgers
is going to Evan Johnson's house so he can get
a very nice night. I'm sure you'll satisfy him.
What the hell? That was bad. That was weird.
I know you love him, right? As far as where he
ends up, I would say... Eric would probably go
to Pittsburgh just to be with Devontae. Because
that's his... Didn't Devontae go to Pittsburgh?
He went to L .A. Yeah, Devontae. Devontae went
to the Rams. And then they got... He went to
the Rams? And then... Bro, have you not been
keeping up? No, I thought he went to Pittsburgh.
Then Cooper went to Seattle. I knew that. I knew
Cooper went to Seattle. We're just blowing his
mind right now. Yeah, I knew that. I knew that.
I thought Devontae went to Pittsburgh. But the
Saints have also talked about going after Aaron
Rodgers. Because he spoke on the Pat McAfee show
today. I don't know if you saw. I actually didn't
get to listen to it. I listened in the first
hour, and he's in the second hour. So I need
to go back and listen to the second hour. But
he practically summed it up. He was like, you
know, I'm not mad at the Jets, but I'm mad at
the Jets how they made me fly all the way across
the world to come have a 20 -second meeting.
He'd be like, hey, because Aaron Glenn asked
him, hey, do you want to play football? He said,
yeah. He's like, okay, we're going in a different
direction at quarterback. That's pretty funny.
That's pretty funny. So he was like, yeah, I
could have gotten a phone call for that. But
they've also said that the Saints could be interested
in him if Derek Carr is hurt, if he is either
hurt or is faking the injury because they got
some people saying he could be faking the injury.
But I do believe, though, that. As an Aaron Rodgers
guy, I would like to see him go to the Saints.
I don't want him to go to the Saints. I personally
don't want him to go to the Saints either. I
want Jackson Dart as a draft pick. He's probably
not even going to be there. I want to tank for
Arch. That's what I want. Yeah, he wants to tank
for next season. Oh, God. You're trying to beat
Jacksonville? I would like for him personally.
Hey, I don't mind taking it. Let it be a fun
tank. Let it be a fun tank. Yeah, we can have
fun with it. If you wanted a fun tank, you should
have kept Jameis Winston. We would lose almost
every game, but at least the press conferences
after would be fun. I love Jameis. I was always
on Jameis' bandwagon, and I was sad to see him
go. And I was never on Team Carr. Well, I was
for a little bit, but I always wanted Jameis
over Carr. Evan can attest to that. Yeah, he
was always on Team Jameis Winston, but... What
I personally believe, though, I was on Team Carr,
too, until he started throwing hospital balls
to the receivers. What really did it for me was
when Carr threw it probably 10 yards out of bounds
and yelled at Chris Olave, why didn't you finish
the route? I'm like, brother, you threw it in
the stand. What was he going to do? What do you
mean, catch the ball? That's why I say you might
as well just go after Aaron Rodgers for a season
or something. We already have a nursing home
for the NFL. Why are we going to add Aaron Rodgers
to it? Aaron Rodgers said, hey, I'll play for
$10 million. Cheap budget. I would rather take
Aaron Rodgers on a $10 million contract than
paying Derek Carr what he's been getting paid
right now. This same team is not contending.
They're not a contender. Why would Aaron Rodgers
even come down here? Why did he go to the Jets?
Because you thought he had something in his delusional
online. Well, that's the awesome thing. And you
thought he had something, too. I did. I had the
clown makeup on. You did have that clown makeup
on. You did. I had the clown makeup on. I'm not
going to lie. But I personally don't say going
for Aaron Rodgers is the best move because he's
probably tank for somebody else and find a replacement
very quickly because their car is not the answer,
obviously. Kill him at River Parish Disposal,
throw him in the back of the truck, and get him
out of here. Damn. I've heard something like
Jalen Milrow, you know, to the Saints. I would
not mind that, but his outside the pocket ability
is great. I'd like to see a little bit more improvement
before we go for that. Yeah, I'm not sold on
him. I'm not really sold on any prospect this
season. Yeah, we had a whole quarterback breakdown.
I believe, what was it? Well, Cam Ward's obviously
going number one. That's like the worst kept
secret in the league right now. Isn't he going
to Tennessee? Yeah, Tennessee number one. 100%.
If you want easy money, take that bet. Okay.
But I believe, though, that he won't be a bust,
though. That's me, though. I believe Cam Ward's
going to be a bust. I think he's going to be
a bust before he's... good. I think he will be
good, but it's one of those Baker Mayfield kind
of situations. He's going to be... He's going
to need a lot of improvement because Miami, they
play good teams, but it's not all good teams.
You mean Tennessee? No. He went to college in
Miami. I think he's a good quarterback. I think
he hasn't seen the level of play that he's going
to see in the NFL, which is the case for all
of them. You need to give them time to be able
to do something. Obviously, Rolex was not the
answer for them. I actually believe in him. But
I do like Cam Ward because he does have great...
athletic ability as well as good patience in
the pocket. I mean, you literally saw him just
stand there with a ball in hand looking for something.
But see, that scares me because now it leaves
me, because as we all know, once you get into
the NFL, these NFL edge rushers are actually
better than what they were in college. So it
leaves me the question, okay, are you good because
you're actually good or were you good because
of your O -line? Because... Yeah, because anybody
can be good if they have 40 seconds to pass.
Obviously, that's an exaggeration, but. But,
you see what I'm saying, though? Because if Miles
Garrett's coming after you every single play.
Yeah, you need to get the ball out in less than
three seconds after it hits your hands. Yeah,
you're not going to have time to do that little
walk in the pocket. Yeah. So, that's why I believe
he's going to be a bust, especially in Tennessee
with that O -line they have. Hell no. That's
why I believe he's a bust. Now, wherever Shador
ends up, I'm going to make my – we're going to
do a draft day prediction. I think Shador is
going to be the best. It depends on where he
goes. I feel like it does depend on where he
goes. It does. It does. But I think he's a better
player right now than Cam Ward. I think Cam Ward
has a higher ceiling. Yeah. And he can become
– and he will become better than Shador. Yeah.
I think Shador is a good out -of -the -gate.
Obviously, all of them need improvement. Yeah.
It's just, I think Cam's ward is better than
Shador. When is the draft, by the way? Is it
next week? I think so. Yeah, I think so. I think
on Tuesday, I think. It's like the 22nd? No,
it's on Thursday. On Thursday? Do y 'all think
the Saints are going to draft Garrett Musnock
-Meyer in the late rounds just because? No. No.
He's already going back to LSU. Yeah, he's already
going back to LSU. Oh, I didn't see that. Okay.
So, he's already going back to LSU. So, wait
until next year. the figure, to see where he
goes. I think he might be a backup. No. No. He
doesn't belong in the NFL. See, I feel like this
year was his first year that he actually did
anything. Yeah, he was actually getting used
to the system, doing all that. I do believe he's
going to ball out this year, though. It's just...
See, I'm not the hugest guy, Nussmeyer guy. I
don't think he's all that. He's not going to
be a perfect coach. I do believe, though, is
that I feel like he has worked on his decision
-making more than anything. Yeah, I agree. There's
some decisions that I can look at and really
like. Like that Alabama game? I would rather
peewee quarterback. Like that Alabama game last
year? Oh, yeah, no. That was terrible. That was
awful. Those are all mostly bad decisions in
my opinion. But I'm glad we had a nice little
NFL run. Now... It's time for a recurring segment
that we always do on this show. Let's sing together.
Do -do -do -do, doing dumb shit. And so I have
the large article in my iPad so Landon can read
it. So this lovely article is brought to you
by the people at people .com. Yeah. So everyone
loves ice cream, right? I mean, who doesn't love
ice cream? My favorite flavor, chocolate chip,
rocky road. What about you, Evan? I'm a chocolate
guy. Like a Dutch chocolate. Like it could be
Dutch chocolate, cookies and cream, you know.
I personally, I like strawberry. I'm just a strawberry
kind of guy. Well, my feelings on chocolate are
complicated. It's a hate relationship, actually.
Yeah, but he does not like chocolate. It's not
a love hate. It's just a hate. It's just hate,
yeah. Strawberry? All right, anyways. Strawberry.
Well, coming to you with the newest flavor, the
best and newest flavor on the market, we have
breast milk flavored ice cream. They went straight
to the source. Straight to the source. They really
did. You know, this is like cow's milk, everyone.
This is... This is coming from Megan in the factory.
Megan in the factory is making all the breast
milk. Anyways, so, I mean, who doesn't love breast
milk, right? I can't say that I do. I personally
haven't tried it since I've been, like, two,
but... It was good back then. Why is it not good
now? Hey, you know, I'm open to trying new things.
I don't think I would try that. You want to try
it? No. Evan, would you try it? No. What if someone
paid you, like $10, would you try it? If they
paid for the ice cream, and they paid me money
to try it, I'll do it. Yeah. Okay, what if they
just paid for the ice cream? No. No. Just to
try it? Bro, come on. It's free ice cream. You
know what, that's like me, that's like you saying
that you'd try a Burger King Whopper if I paid
for it. So. Okay, I'll try a burger. Can you
keep it for me? Why not? I'll try it. Yeah. I
mean, shit, you gotta be optimistic at least.
I have some comments. You know, one model commented
in an article and said she can't wait to try
it. It sounds so good. Another person commented,
absolutely, yes. We need this like yesterday.
I mean, so you have some people. What are the
ethical concerns for this, though? You're just
going and milking lactating mothers? Where are
you getting the milk for this to make it into
ice cream? I want to imagine it's real, like,
women making it. It's just kind of artificially
flavored. I would think it's artificially flavored.
How are you going to artificially... What are
you going to use, formula instead? Like, this
is... Formula ice cream. This is not a great
idea in my opinion. What is the market for this?
Who is this going to be marketed towards? Not
me. Not me. Obviously you. Probably, if I were
to take a guess, probably younger kids. Around
maybe two or three. That they thought that their
parents are slowly trying to get them to get
off But I fight for the babies who they're trying
to get off like they trying to get because instead
of like being attached to it They could just
be like here comes the airplane choo -choo You
know that type of stuff This is straight for
the people who are curious. No, no, no. Okay,
this is straight for the people who are curious
about, like, what's the difference? Can I actually
taste the difference? No, I imagine a big market
for this will be, like, in -cell male virgins.
I think that's who the big market... So, Evan.
Fuck both of you. Oh, man. Okay, I want to read
this one quote from the manufacturer. from the
company. The ice cream will be a pitch -perfect
representation of the sweet, creamy, nutrient
-packed, nutrient -packed goodness we've all
wanted to try, but have been afraid to ask. What
have you been afraid to ask? It is an absolutely
wild vibe. Okay, and it will include some of
the nutrients, including fats, carbs, important
vitamins, plus Lots of H2O for hydration. So
this is a dietary supplement, basically. It's
like breast milk and sure. Yeah, for sure. And
we're going to shout out to the company who's
making this. Shout out to Frida. That's F -R
-I -D -A. If you want to get some breast milk
ice cream, I guess it's going to be in the market
soon. It's going to be in Rouse's. It's going
to be in Rouse's. Did you just see it? You just
walk into Rouse's and you just see. Breast milk
ice cream. Oh, man. Okay. Now, this guy's got
a conspiracy theory. So this is the new segment
we're starting. We've heard two conspiracies
from the last two episodes. The amazing conspiracies
that are absolutely 100 % true. So now he's going
to give his conspiracy take. So I came up with
this segment. And so what I personally believe,
one, we need a jingle. If the doing dumb shit
has to have a jingle, we gotta do the conspiracy
theory segment to have a jingle. Did I come up
with the doing dumb shit jingle? Yeah, so you
need to come up with yours. Alright, so my conspiracy
theory is, okay, we have the cure to cancer,
but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, like,
I'm gonna use the United States for example.
We're saying this in our country, exactly. I
believe we have the cure to cancer, but, It's
more profitable for pharmaceutical companies.
Damn, Landon. For the audience wondering why
we're laughing, Landon just absolutely spilled
half his water bottle on himself, and now he
looks like he peed himself. Good job, Landon.
So, I feel like we have the cure to cancer, but
I feel like it's much more profitable for pharmaceutical
companies, insurance companies, and doctors to
make more money treating it than curing it. That's
my conspiracy. And we just hide it away. There
is money to be made treating symptoms of cancer,
but I don't think there's an end -all, cure -all
kind of solution. Because you've got to think,
there's many different types of cancer. You have
breast cancer, colon cancer, tumors and mass.
It's a whole bunch of stuff. Well, I'm just saying,
like, just for, like, one of them. I don't know
which one. I do believe we do have a cure to
A cancer. I don't know what cancer, though. It
could just be, oh, what is it? Prostate cancer.
There is a lot of stuff going on, like, genetic
editing and stuff like that. So that's definitely
a field to be interested in. Because I'm studying
medical. There is a lot of money to be made,
but I don't think that's solely why. Because
if you look at it, some of the, I guess, drugs
that they're using now are not necessarily new
drugs. Yes, there are new drugs, but it takes
time for R &D and development and all this stuff.
There's a whole ozempic craze, which is used
for diabetes. specifically type 2 so obviously
that's a newer drug but there's been drugs that
are way older than that that have been around
to treat diabetes so i think there are advancements
going on but i don't think that there's necessarily
a cure to cancer for all drugs not all cancers
yeah i'm not saying all cancer i'm just saying
for like maybe like one at least They might be
close. I do believe, though, that they have at
least one. Now, for every single cancer, no.
Because I do believe some is going to be a lot
harder to cure than other ones. Next thing you
know, the FBI is watching the phones. I mean,
just a little background. I'm not in the medical
field, so I'm not going to claim to have this
knowledge of the medicine community. I'm not
in that field, nor is Evan at all. But I'm going
to tell you – He's like a low -level cook, everyone.
Damn, way to just put me on blast, bro. Anyway,
so here's why I came up with this, okay? Because
for some reason, it hit me because I was watching
Family Guy. This is before you're like, Evan,
you got this off of Family Guy. It's crazy. So
I was watching Family Guy, and one of the episodes
was that – uh lois's dad you know the rich guy
he had the cure for cancer like all types of
cancer but he said it in that in the way that
i said it that uh pharmaceutical companies insurance
companies and all doctors make more money treating
it than they do curing it so that's why they
do what they do and brian was trying to tell
him oh that's unethical but Lois' dad was that's
how the world works. So that's why I genuinely
thought about that because I think it's fully
ethical in the world. As in nothing's fully ethical.
Nothing's fully ethical, but as in like the human
standpoint, that's what he was talking about.
Because instead of just releasing this to the
public and everybody getting cured of cancer,
you want to be greedy and hog it for yourself
and make more money off of treating it. That's
practically what the... What he was trying to
say. But, I mean, if you find the cure to cancer,
I mean, if you personally find the cure to cancer,
like, you yourself, you can do whatever you want
with it. You can hide it. You can make money
off of it. You can sell it to a company and then
they never use it to keep their drugs together.
Mm -hmm. Like, that's why I believe, that's why
I say we probably do have, like, one for a type
of cancer. Just like one. I don't think we have
one for all. Just completely all. Because like
I said, one may be harder to solve than the other.
And cancer has a lot of complexities as well.
You have to realize that. Because there's a lot
of stuff going on with drug companies and patents
and all that. And obviously everything has to
go through the FDA. That's who monitors all drugs
and stuff like that. all these cancers have to
be approved in some way, right? So, or the cancer
treatments need to be approved in some way. So
that testing can be a very lengthy process, which
is why I'm funny about it. I don't know necessarily
when it was made or found or created or whatever
it was, but the process for that is very lengthy.
and complex so you have to think a lot about
of what goes into all this you can't just be
like i think there is because anybody can think
what they want but you have to have proof to
back it up yeah i kind of lost respect for your
conspiracy theory you said you got a family guide
well maybe don't bring that up well but okay
but i mean but you see but you see what i mean
though by like You see, you kind of get what
I'm talking about, though. Like, I'm saying,
it is dumb that I got it off a family guy. I'm
not going to lie. But it's still... Maybe you
just shouldn't have brought that up. Well, no,
it's just something to think about, though. Because
you don't know... Okay, hold on. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no. You ain't finna dog on me, Mr.
Birds aren't real. Okay? Okay, this is a new
conspiracy theory coming today. Yeah, but this
is actually something that is actually somewhat
interesting to talk about. Not if birds are real
or not. Okay, I'll say this. there is actually
a lot of truth that can be found in cartoons
and cartoons can actually be pretty deep and
okay so so okay so to give you to give you a
nice little run back of the story His very first
conspiracy theory was... This is two episodes
ago? This was like three. Have you ever seen
a BMP pigeon? They're drones. Exactly. No. No,
dude. Yeah, he thinks that birds are created
by the government to spy on us, which is very
dumb. Okay, well, okay. You bring up this conspiracy
theory about cancer, and this is what I have
to say. It's not a fun conspiracy theory. Like,
we want to do fun conspiracy theories. Like,
if it's actually true and the government's hiding,
that's depressing. Like, I seriously, that makes
me depressed. You have to also think, it's not
just the USA, because many of these drug companies
are nationwide, right? So, or whatever it is.
But, if there's no treatment for it in, I don't
know, the UK or Japan or whatever it is, then
it's not here. Because, I mean, if it's just
the government hiding it, then why isn't it anywhere
else? Or, like, something even worse, like this,
like, senior organization working, like, intergovernmental.
Yeah, like, we just genuinely don't know. But
I'm not going to lie to you. I also did just
come up with this on the fly, but I was thinking
about it. Because whenever I, like, first saw
it, I said, you know... That's kind of crazy
that they would think that, but then I started
going into it a bit deeper. Because we don't
know what other countries could be doing. Other
countries could be going beyond those experimental
lines and be testing it on humans. But then at
the same time, though, they could want to hide
it for themselves. So that's why I personally
believe. It doesn't even have to be cancer in
this. It could just be any type of illness. Any
type of disease or illness. It could just be,
like, anything. Well, there are drugs to cure
diseases. They use them as drugs. Yeah. I mean,
most of them are public to the public. So, I
mean, if they're going to cure for it, it's probably
going to be in some kind of drug form. Like,
you can't do this technically. there's many things
that make up a chemo drug but very small grade
of cancer yeah but there's different combinations
and stuff to treat certain types of cancers especially
at different stages and stuff like that but I'm
just saying like just just like disease like
cancer whatever as like just like the subject
of it to where you know what if a country is
hiding or what if a company is hiding you get
what I'm saying I don't think right now Because
I feel like if there was something like that,
then obviously, yeah, companies are going to
lose money. But you know how much drug companies
make per year? It's ridiculous amounts. Absolutely
ridiculous amounts. But I do believe, though,
that from what we've seen with COVID, if everyone,
let's just say, had an illness automatically
already, everyone's going to be on their ass
to work on it, as we've seen with COVID. So I
do believe, though. Could there be like a small
little group out there that probably has it that
is hiding it away from the public? It's a possibility.
Absolutely a possibility because you don't know
anything's possible. But do I believe that as
of right now, is there a cure to like a cancer?
My opinion, no. Because, I mean. I love how I
changed his opinion from yes to no. Yeah, for
real. You caught that too? Yeah, I changed his
opinion. You caught that too. Whoa. You're like
Steve Naismith, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no,
no. I am Shannon Sharp. Look, okay, well, look,
Shannon, okay? I'm not saying, I wasn't saying
no, that there is, that the government is having
something. You're talking in circles, bro. No,
I'm about to explain. Let me cook, okay? Or let
me cook my point, at least. Let a squirrel bring.
Oh, yeah, yeah. So... I think you got two people
dissing you tonight, dog. Well, he already said
he was getting his get back from last episode,
so... He already told me that, so... But... I
do... But... I'm just saying... I just came up
with this one off of Family Guy and off of what
I've personally been thinking. So... Will there
be a lot more fun conspiracy next episode? Yeah.
That was a little more serious. Yeah, it was
more serious. Like, kind of depressing. Like,
if it's actually true, it's very depressing.
And I look to it like, I'm going to trust the
Minooka community more than, you know, some dude
who doesn't know what he's talking about, a .k
.a. Evan. He just saw it in a Family Guy episode.
Oh, this must be true. It's on Family Guy. But
you also got to think. Like I said, we don't
know what these other countries could be doing.
Like, we don't know what North Korea's doing
right now. North Korea could be testing their...
I know what North Korea's doing. They're not
carrying cancer, buddy. Well, oh my bad, mister.
I'm with the South Korean. On the topic of conspiracy
theories, I'll say that. I'll say this. It is
bad to blindly accept everything, but it's also
bad to blindly accept nothing. And you get caught...
Like, I see people who are like... so conspiracy
theory based and act like oh everybody's you
know all the government's so bad and everybody
all these companies are out there you know rip
people off and everything you can get caught
up in that yeah it's not a good thing but it's
also bad to get caught up in oh believing every
single thing because there were like things that
the government has proven to be hiding, like
the JFK files, the discoveries. Yeah. Well, I
also think that anything medical, all medical
professionals take some kind of oath, right?
Yes. And I pulled it up real quick. And the basis
of it is to better society, right? It's a foundational
oath in the medical community, outlining ethical
principles and guidelines for physicians. and
other doctors and emphasizes patient well -being
confidentiality and respect for life so anything
to deal with the betterment of a person should
be public knowledge yes or at least being tested
to become public knowledge right because most
most cancer patients are given very short life
expectancies, especially ones of advanced cancer
that they don't find early. Now, granted, some
cancer is treatable. There's some people that
go into remission and are able to resolve the
cancer that they have. But there are some that
do go into some experimental trials and human
trials just to have some semblance of chance.
So I'm not saying that they're... isn't one being
worked on necessarily, but I don't think there's
one FDA approved. Like already sold out to the
public type stuff. Yeah, there's not one that's
readily available that is proven to work that
is just being hidden. Yeah. You know, because
that goes against basically everything the medical
community stands for. I'm glad we have a guest
we brought on that's kind of in the medical side,
because I can't speak on that. My field is transportation
engineering. That's also kind of why. I was going
to pick something else, but then I said, oh,
well, Hunter's studying to be a pharmacist, so
why not continue on with this topic? But... I
know a lot about drugs. But then I also thought...
Not in that way, guys. Not in that way. But I
also... Also, in my own little mind that I'm
also tinkering right now, what's also stopping
one of these big companies? Let's just say Johnson
& Johnson for an example. I don't know what other
big companies. Pfizer, Eli Lilly, all that. Pfizer
is the one that came to mind for me. I was saying
Johnson & Johnson. Pfizer is the biggest company.
Pfizer and Eli Lilly are probably two of the
bigger global giants. I'm going to say Johnson
& Johnson, for example, okay? We're stopping
Johnson & Johnson from hiring a bunch of scientists
to come up with this and then keep it for themselves.
I think that kind of brings it back to the point
that Hunter just brought up about the medical
oath. I mean, it is an oath that many medical
professionals take, but who's to say they're
not being... disregarding that if for a bag.
That's what I'm trying to get at. I understand
your point, but I think many people that take
that take it very seriously. I'm not discrediting
any doctors or anything, but I'm also just saying,
I'm just putting that what if out there. I'm
just giving them something to think about because
do I personally believe that we do have a cure
for cancer? No, not at the right moment. Do I
believe that we're close to being done on one?
We can be. I feel like we can be. I don't know
what the progress on it would be. I feel like
it's being worked on, but it's not solved. Yeah.
Which nobody knows when it's going to be solved
because they've been working on it for years.
And then not only that, cancer is like... Many
years. Cancer is fucking multiplied. develop
in different stages. Well, that's why they have
radiation and stuff like that. I mean, they did
come up with radiation. They found that that
works. They did come up with the idea of there's
cancer right there. Remove it. You know, that's
why they have surgeries and stuff. That's why
they do chemo that shrinks the tumor to a manageable
size. So, I mean, there is stuff to get rid of
cancer, but I don't think there's just a drug
that's just going to go in without causing bodily
harm. To just go in and just destroy them. That's
just something I wanted to just put out there.
But we're not going to have happy conspiracy
theories all the time, Landon. Yeah. Oh, come
on. It's fun to like... We will go back to a
fun conspiracy. I'm going to go back and forth
with it. We will have a fun conspiracy theory
next episode. Well, next episode that me and
you do a podcast. Because... Do you want to pick
the next conspiracy theory, or do you want me
to? Let's both pick a theory, and we can choose
where to go from there. There you go. But that's
just something I wanted to bring to the table,
because also Hunter's here. He's also sitting
with us. Yeah, I mean, like I said before, I'm
glad we have someone in the medical field that
can speak. I feel like he brings more insight
than either of me or Evan can bring, because
we're not in that field. so yeah thanks for sharing
your insight shout out for using your big ass
brain of yours so all right so the next question
okay we're not questions the next topic okay
so we got i think we got three more things left
so this is for you buddy since since you're the
devil on the left side of my shoulder okay what
dating advice would you either give to me Or
anybody that's in your position? Or any other
single men, yes. I would like to start off with
I love my girlfriend very dearly. She'd probably
hit me if I said anything wrong. Didn't we do
a whole podcast about this last episode? We did,
but... Are we really going back to this? I mean,
I think it is an important topic because there
are many people struggling and that are in it,
but he's not the only one, you know? There are
people that are struggling with this, and there
are people that haven't found their quote -unquote
person yet. But what I would say to anybody that
is in Evan's position, it's, well, I'd like to
say this. Evan said I am the quote -unquote whore
on his shoulder. I mean, but I guess he and I
have a very different definition of what you
can do. So my point to Evan that I'm trying to
get across is go out and meet people, okay? If
you can go have a conversation with somebody
and build some kind of relationship, that can
go into something better, okay? Now, if that
ever so happens to be just a hookup or a one
-night stand or whatever or messing around or
friends with benefits, that's fine. But... You
know what that can also bring? It can bring you
on to a relationship. Let's say you really do
like that person, okay? Let's say you go, you
meet this girl, you go on a few dates, you have
a great time, and then she says, you know what,
I don't feel the same about you. You know what,
that's fine. But you can still have other options
before you're committed. Like, there's no reason
for you to only be talking to female A when you
could be talking to female A. female and female
b and female c and let's say you really do like
female a let's say you do get in a relationship
you drop b and c what i'm not saying is you go
in like you're in a relationship with female
a and then you're still looking for b and c that's
not what i'm saying but what i am saying is until
you are in a committed relationship with that
person you're going to commit yourself there's
no reason for you to just limit yourself to one
person okay now with that being said let's say
female a drops you you now have b and c to fall
back on so you're still working to find your
person but until you're in a committed relationship
you really don't quote unquote owe them nothing
because you really don't think female a isn't
talking to guy a guy b and guy c and your guy
c yeah you really don't think that's happening
so my point is if if you go meet a person and
it happens to go in a relationship let's say
it lasts a month Okay, then you start back over.
If it lasts a year, great. If that happens to
be a many -year thing and y 'all get married
and that's your one or whatever, that's also
great. I'm glad you found that. But there's no
reason for you to be limiting yourself when you're
not on a committed relationship and you're just
going for female A when you can have other options.
That's my point. Evan calls that... ho and ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no. That's like your favorite quote
there, isn't it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I would just like to say, granted, not many people
are skilled enough. Let's go back. To have A,
B, C, and D. They might have like A and B or
A or just A, you know, which that there's nothing
wrong with that. But if you have that option
until you're in a committed relationship, why
not explore more? Go out with your friends, talk
to people, build relationships, do all that.
Because here's why I decided to bring this up.
One, okay, after everything you said, Lauren,
he loves you. Just ignore all of that. Do you
think she's going to listen to this? She does.
If I'm older, she will. Really? Interesting.
So, yeah, he loves you very much. I feel like
our audience is very male -oriented. Probably.
She listened to the last episode when I said
Evan called me a whore. Yes, we got a viewer.
Let's go. We have at least one viewer. We have
one. I had to listen to it too. You'll probably
re -watch it. That's four. That's four. But then
he also was giving a shit last time because he
was like... These motherfuckers over here talking
about peace and love and shit. Like, what the
fuck? Yeah, like, okay, okay. Listen, listen.
If girls like it when you're not really that
interested in them, if you're going to pour your
entire, like, time into talking to them, then
it's like, he's too pushy, he's too this, he's
too that. And that is like the, God, I'm going
to use this term, it's an ick for them, you know?
Like, that's something they don't like. Because
if, let's say, she Snapchats you and you immediately
reply, she's going to be like, you know? Like,
that's not a thing that they're looking for,
apparently. Granted, you think it's like, oh,
I'm being attentive, I'm doing something good.
But in reality, that's not the way the world
works with dating now. It's kind of weird. Yeah.
But I also wanted to bring Hunter on for that.
Because one, we're having him on for next week.
We're going to have a little... debate next week
with that but i i think any viewers that are
watching would agree with me they're not gonna
be watching viewing listening whatever it is
but like i brought hunter on because i've been
telling him everything that's been going on with
me the past couple months he just helped me what
was it monday monday helped me set up my tender
and hinge again Yeah. There's no, there's, there's
nothing. You showed me your account before. That,
that was a long time ago. He, he deleted it with
his most recent situationship because. Because.
She kind of did him dirty. Yeah. I'm not even
going to lie. You showed me Tinder like two weeks
ago when we last recorded. But then, but then
I, I deleted it. You deleted it since then? I
deleted it because. But I thought he filmed it
more. Well, no, I didn't. Well, no, it's not
even that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Here's
the thing with that recent situation, okay? I
was workplace dating. Workplace dating is an
absolutely wild thing. I've never heard of that.
People that workplace dating, they went from
coworkers to friends to... Going out on a date.
Back to friends. Back to coworkers. The regression.
We're really airing out all of Evan's past in
this podcast. That's what this podcast has become.
We're not giving any names. We're not doing any
of that. But there's probably people that have
had similar situations. We're putting it out
there. It's not only them. And there's ways you
can... Get back on the horse. But see, my thing
with that, though, was that my most recent thing,
she was the most fun I ever had. I'm not going
to lie. Rephrase that. Not like that. Rephrase
that. Just as in having fun in general. Not going
out and doing stuff. Just go do something. We
had a great time. But as in the way it went about,
I will say this, too many people were involved
in that. I 1 ,000 % agree. It was a little messy.
Too many people were involved with that. But
then again, though... All in the workplace, because
it was workplace dating. But here's the thing,
though. Here was some of the stuff that was getting
me with that. And one of the things she told
me was... Yeah, it was no fun anymore. Well,
because she said, well, because everyone knows.
Well, I mean... I think she chased the secret
of it. Like, the whole secretive thing, because
that's what a lot of... Like, the whole, are
they dating or are they not, the whole mystery
is, like, super intriguing to girls, which I
don't really get. But I think she was... She,
like, mystery more than... But here's the thing,
though. She told everybody. I didn't tell a single,
I didn't tell a, I told, I didn't tell a single
soul inside of, of that place. She, yeah. How
in the world? Bro. She messed up the, she messed
it up by herself. God damn. But, if that is the
case, if that is the case. But, cause, and then
she was telling me, she was like, yeah, all the
stuff in, like, it was only like, like proximity
dating, or workplace dating. But, She was like,
I want to go back to being a co -worker. But
at the same time, how I felt with that was that,
okay, you want me to stop being me practically.
That's just me. Because I'm still going to be
Evan even outside of the workplace. I'm still
going to joke around, do all that outside of
the workplace. So you saying, hey, let's be co
-workers again, you are... You were being very
confusing. Sounds like the only cooking Evan
was doing was in the kitchen and not on that
date. It wasn't even a date. That was the part
that confused me. Brooke brought her flowers.
Did you know that? Brooke brought her flowers.
I call that a date. But here's the thing, though.
It got turned into a date. But here's the thing,
though. We both agreed. Because I let her dictate
what it was. And so... I said, she asked me,
hey, is this a date or is this a hangout, friends
hanging out? I said, it's whatever you want it
to be. And so she determined that. But then all
the stuff I was hearing was, oh, you did something
on this date. But I had to correct people. I
said, one, it wasn't even a date. She told me
even before we even went on it that it wasn't
a date. It was just too many stipulations that
were getting changed. Do I still have love for
her as like a friend or whatever it may be? Yeah,
of course. I'm not a heartless person to just
cut someone off completely, but... It messed
with my emotions so much because at first I wasn't
going for it, and then I got attached, and then
this, and then that. It was just too much. It
was a flip -flop, and you got confused, and then
that confusion led into something. Her confusion
led to my confusion, and then it just got into
confusion even more. Yeah, that just sounds like
a messy situation right there, brother. But in
my opinion, though, I felt like... How would
you describe it? Explain your point of view.
I feel like we got attached. I did get attached.
Attached too quick. Not even too quick. They
were talking for a little while. I can understand
the attachment, but it goes back to what I said
before. You really shouldn't get attached until
something's done. But it wasn't even me, though,
because at first, like I told my friend that,
Because when I first started, like, you know,
poking around there and stuff, I told him automatically,
I said, I'm not getting attached. I'm not doing
this. I'm not doing that. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no. And then we started hanging out. Then
it just turned into, fuck. It turned into what
now? It turned into, okay. It turned into having
to get attached. I know what he's saying. I don't
agree with what he did. I mean. But sometimes
you can't control it. I couldn't control it,
but at the same time, though, I mean, you can't
just... I had some blame in that, too, but I
can't be the only one to be blaming in that situation.
And you've heard it all. That's what I'm telling
you, girl. Meet new people. Do whatever you want.
It's not that big of a deal. I know it's not
that big of a deal, but that's why I'm still...
Don't, like, go... And be like, anything with
a pulse. Let me, you know. No, definitely don't
do that. Yeah, don't do that. I'm not saying
go do that. I'm saying go talk to people if you
like them. They like you, go out on a few dates.
Whatever happens, happens. Yeah, but in that
scenario, it was just messy for every single
one. But I felt like you played cards that were
just an excuse to me. She played cards that were
confusing you. I get it. I've been in situations
like that. Well, not even just confusing me.
It was just... Feel free to step in, my man.
In all transparency, I am not completely filled
in in the whole situation. From what you heard,
though, do you understand my advice to Evan?
I heard your advice and I agree with some of
it, but in another sense, I completely disagree
with it. Like, I'm on the standpoint, and I think
I explained this last episode, the whole men's
and the dating episode we did last time. Shout
out to anyone who actually listened to that episode,
like Hunter over here. Yeah, I was saying to
Evan, look, you need to work on yourself. Stop
being addicted to these females. Like, get, like,
a visor, bro. You need to work on yourself. You
can't be in this mentality, like, I want to chase
women, like, go after every woman I see. I agree
with that, but I also don't think Evan is, like,
needs a girlfriend. I think he's pursuing it
for the right reasons, though. You know what
I mean? Like, I think Evan is comfortable with
himself to where he doesn't need to... Work on
himself like you're saying and like have that
advisor. I think he's able to go out and Talk
to people and do what I was saying and maybe
something leads into a relationship something
doesn't But I'm not saying go out and like dedicate
your life to chasing women But what I'm not saying
is just like be a hobbit and I don't know the
whole rosters think way that kind of sounds like
chasing women to me really it's not because you're
doing what you need to do, but the free time
that you have let's say you're watching Netflix,
you can go talk to girl A and girl B while you're
watching Netflix. If you're playing Xbox right
now, you're not bettering yourself by playing,
I don't know, COD or League or whatever you're
playing. See, I'm going to tell you his practical
life lesson summed up in one little lesson. Don't
put all your eggs in one basket. That's practically
what he's saying. And I've heard this advice
so many times. That's why I try to branch out.
But this latest one, I got attached, which is
my fault. Could now, could I have done what Hunter
said and just, you know, messed around with other
chicks, bucked around with other chicks? Yeah.
But at the same time... That part wouldn't have
gotten you attached either. Yeah, it wouldn't
have gotten me attached. But at the same time,
it's weird for me because... I'm at the stage
in my life right now where I don't really care
about it. I just let it come naturally. I just
let it come naturally. Yeah, but you still got
to put yourself out there for it to come to you.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but still, I'm
just saying, like, as in, I'm still going to
do that, but as in, like, as in getting into
that, I'm still going to let it come naturally.
I mean, I'm happy that you literally, I was proud.
When you just said those words a couple minutes
ago with how I'm comfortable with myself, I was
proud of that. Thank you, Hunter. I feel like
you have a good semblance of who you are and
what you want in your life and who you are as
a person. So I don't really think there's any
quote -unquote room for him to work on or improve
or whatever you might call it. But I'm not saying...
To not put yourself out there. I'm saying to
put yourself out there. Don't let it distract
you from what you're doing now. To better yourself.
But any free time that you would be. Goofing
off doing whatever. You could use that to. Put
yourself out there. And maybe work towards something.
It's time delegation. Like in any talking stage.
Could I have just gone and. Like fuck this chick.
Absolutely I could have. But at the same time
though. I've been treated, or I've been trying
to do the good old moral value role, be a good
guy, buy the girl flowers, take her out on the
next day, you know. But... I don't give girls
flowers on their first date. Not on their first
date. Well, I didn't come up with the idea at
first. Another, her, she told someone, and so...
Oh, you got the inside scoop. That's what you
got. This someone told me... She was like, hey,
like, are you ready for tonight? And see, I'm
trying to play it low key. I'm like, no, I have
no idea what you're talking about. But then she
was like, yeah, you're doing something tonight.
I was like, well, fuck, you know already. Okay.
First of all, don't ever get a girl flowers on
the first date. That's pretty wild. I regretted
it when I bought them. Because then it was like,
oh, shit. But the thing was, though, that made
me regret the whole thing was where I took her
to. He took her to Tsunami, which is that place
in New York, that sushi place. Yeah, I like Tsunami.
That's a very romantic place. That's a very romantic
place. I don't think it's a romantic, but more
high -end. Not necessarily. You're together at
a table on a rooftop. Sushi place. It's late
at night, too. It's late at night. Looking over
the Mississippi River. Yeah, I feel like that's
a little bit, it's not like full romantic, but
it's a little too romantic for a first date.
Yeah, I disagree with your decision on that one.
But here's the thing, though. she was trying
out different sushi spots. And so I told her,
I said, you decided to take her to the most expensive
one in Louisiana. It wasn't that expensive either,
but I didn't pay for it. I didn't pay for my
end though. Cause she automatically was like,
split the bill. I was like, okay, that's cool.
Whatever you want to do, I'll pay for my bill.
But I mean, I still didn't care. Cause I mean,
I still want to treat her as a friend. I mean,
I still have love for her in my heart as a, whatever
it may be, but, At the end of the day, though...
She watches this podcast once in a while. No.
Okay, I want to go back to a point I think both
of you kind of touched on. I know Evan definitely
touched on it. The idea of playing games. If
you feel the need to play games or the other
person's playing games, that's a sign of definite
immaturity. Real people, real adults, they don't
play games. And if you're playing games, then
you're not, like, actually ready for serious
dating. Because, like, I told Hunter that, like,
she told everyone. I don't think, I don't think
what I said that was playing games, though. No.
I mean, I mean, playing hard to get, all that.
I mean, I can get that from that standpoint,
but I don't see, I don't think what I said was
playing games with somebody necessarily. It's
not, because. I think the whole idea of playing
hard to get is kind of like playing games. A
person who's seriously putting themselves out
there for days can be straight up. I understand
what you're saying. You're giving them hope.
You could still possibly end up with them, but
in reality, you can just be like, nah. Wow. Wow.
I was not expecting that line. That's the theme
of this podcast. We have to give each other shit.
But I see what you're saying though like even
still playing hard to get you're still playing
the game Because you're giving them hope in the
end that oh you could still possibly be with
them But then you're the exact opposite like
being like 100 % like I Don't know what would
be the opposite of hard to get? Being easy. Yeah
being easy. A girl walks up to you and is like
you're coming to my apartment after or whatever
You're coming back with me. Yeah, that's another
game to play Bro, that's not a game. That's dangerous.
That's an almost guaranteed STD. That's what
that is. But see, the game is which one are you
going to get. Oh, come on. But see, here's the
thing with me, okay? Like I said last episode,
I've gotten to the point in dating and doing
all this. Just be honest with me. If you're like,
hey, Evan, I've lost interest with you. I'm seeing
another guy. Okay, that's cool. Hey, Evan, I
just don't like you anymore. Okay, that's cool.
Because I've been rejected so many times to the
point where I'm going to do what Hunter said.
Okay, baby. You son of a bitch. I'm going to
have to kill you. I just triggered him so hard.
The extra spicy pod does not condone violence
in any way, shape, or form. I'm going to get
you next. Don't worry. What did I do? Okay, now
I'm on Hunter's side. You were already on Hunter's
side, so shut up. I was, but that's not the point.
But here's the thing, though. I'm cool with it,
though. Because at the end of the day, I'm still
going to live my life, do the amazing experiences
I do. That's me, okay? But just be honest. Like
Landon said, leading towards this point, that's
just immaturity at that point. If you just don't
like me or you're seeing another dude, just let
me know. Because then I'm going to just move
on with my life. Because if you just keep dragging
on my attention and time, then I hate that. It's
just messing with your emotions. Back to the
point I kind of talked about a while ago, the
fact that you're talking about this all the time
and it seems to kind of get to you, I think that
is to the point where you need to take a break
from dating or attempting to date in your case,
I guess. Because it's... seeming to get to you
and you can't like allow things like this to
get to you it's not getting to me but here i'm
gonna say it's not getting to me but it's not
it is but i'm gonna tell you why though look
i'm explaining as in like the dating aspect it's
not getting to me because i mean we both have
shut the door on it in my opinion i feel i don't
know it's like a toss -up in the air it's whatever
she wants to do now she wants to be my friend
That's cool with me. I'm cool with being friends.
I'm cool with whatever she wants to do. It's
her decision in the end. But at the same time,
though, like I said, don't just drag on my emotions.
Like Hunter said, the regression was crazy. When
you said that, like, because I'm going to use
you for an example, okay? You talk to this chick,
okay? Okay, we're going to be friends. We're
going to dibble dabble. But then we're going
to go back to being friends, okay? You're going
to get caught up in something. Actually, it's
worse than that, honestly. Imagine there's a
girl in a friend group that you're in, okay?
And y 'all aren't friends because y 'all are
acquaintances, okay? Like, y 'all see each other
in the friend group, in social situations, but
y 'all aren't friends. And then let's say y 'all
become friends, and then y 'all decide to start
dating, and you realize that's not for y 'all.
Then y 'all are still friends, but then stuff
slowly dies off. And now you're just back to
acquaintances. Basically, that's Evan's case.
Yeah. And it's crazy to me because like you said
earlier, it's practically like giving a false
hope, which is like crazy though because like
I told myself in the very beginning, I told myself
I would not catch feelings. I would not do this.
I would not do that. But when I actually got
to get to know her and do all this amazing stuff.
It was just like, oh, fuck, she's amazing, she's
this, she's that, she's this. Well, then... It
gets you thinking. Yeah, it gets you thinking.
And so... I understand. I understand where you're
going. That's why I gave you my advice. And so,
that's why I'm still contemplating what I really
want to do. I still want to be this good guy
at the end of the day, you know. I mean... The
guy that still does... Don't be a... Douche.
Yeah, don't be a douche, but... Yeah. don't be
an a -hole right and be be respectful be kind
but at the same time there's no reason anything
i said isn't considered being a douche or an
a -hole or whatever it is but whatever terms
you want to use but what i said is not considered
being that because you're doing what's best for
you yeah do what's best for you follow what you
want if you have a goal achieve it don't lose
yourself because that's that's the premise yeah
that's the premise because in my opinion i believe
it's whatever makes you happy in the long run
if you believe that you you're going to be happy
with this person then go for it i i support i
i try to be positive sometimes so that positivity
changes your whole world yeah you need to be
positive anyway so i'm always positive but it
but that still leaves me in a debacle because
at the same time though I said debacle. Debacle,
debacle. I didn't know what you said. It was
a new term. It still can... It didn't vocabularize.
Oh, my gosh. But that's leading me to a point
where what do I want to do next? Do I want to
be... Do I still want to be who I am? I mean,
I'm not going to change who I am. Yeah, don't
change yourself. Basically, you're wondering,
do I take a break or do I get back out there?
Well, not even that. It's just, do I still be
this nice guy, do the nice guy approach type
thing? I mean, don't be mean, but don't be overly
nice. Or do I whore around? Do I whore around?
It's not whoring around. It's exploring options.
It's different. Whoring around means you go to
the bar, you just go home with anything that
will. You know, that's whoring around. Okay,
what I'm saying is, go talk to people, be nice,
be respectful, do what you want. At the end of
the day, it's your decision. But, try and get
to a point. But damn, I'm not going to lie to
you, the whore on my shoulder actually gave me
some good advice today. It's usually the other
way around, but... My advice isn't bad. It's
not bad. It's not bad. It's just everybody's
like, oh, that's considered this, that's considered
that. But it's not. If you do it in a good way,
it's not bad. There are people who do it in bad
ways, and that's why it gets called bad. But
if you do it in a respectful manner, nobody's
going to get mad at you. That's why I'm still
on the fence of what do I want to do. But at
the end of that last situation, it's whatever
she wants to do. I don't really care. I'm over
here. I'm still going to... I say move on from
that because that could happen again and that's
going to put you in a worse spot. Yeah. If it
didn't happen before, it's not going to happen
now. But like I said, it's up to her because
I don't have any hard feelings towards anybody.
I'm still a good guy at the end of the day. But...
Okay, yeah. And I guess sort of wrapping up,
I feel like we've been on this topic. We kind
of beat it with a dead horse. Whatever the thing
is. Aren't you going to share my opinion? No,
you're fine. I'm completely like... I needed
to back my point up because I felt like it wasn't
given correctly. Yeah. And then he also wanted
to come on here to defend me about that stuff.
I'm like... Yeah, I mean, I'm going to defend
you for going out afterwards and doing whatever,
but, I mean, it's not a bad thing that you're
doing, as long as you're doing it in a good way.
As long as you have an intention at heart that
isn't messing with people and doing all kinds
of bad stuff, then yeah, I don't see any reason
why you can't go and do what I said. Yeah, because,
like I said, there's too many people involved.
Like, I was hearing some stuff, but I felt like
where I went wrong was I gave her too much trust.
I should have given her as much trust as she
gave me because I felt like she didn't give me
any trust. You said, here's Evan's heart, and
then she just went and cursed all of it. But
that's how I felt, though. I gave her too much
trust. She gave me little trust. That's where
I felt like we did whatever. But it is time to
move on. I do want to kind of touch on this.
the fact that you're sharing like i feel like
there's this stigma like among the male community
like we can't talk about this stuff you can i
mean i feel like there's a stigma if you talk
about it in a good way in a supportive way then
i think it's fine but as soon as you start like
dissing people about it then i'm like yeah i
feel like there's a stigma and that people may
be timid to like share their actual like experiences
what's on their heart there's a stigma around
it that That's kind of pushed by this. I kind
of see it. That's very much, I believe, like
an older generation kind of topic where you kind
of like bottle everything in. Granted, I mean,
I'll share some stuff. Nothing that's like too
personal to me, but like I'll share dating experiences
and stuff like that. Like I've had similar situations.
I'm not going to go and share it. But I know
what he's talking about. I'm able to relate.
But I'm using what I learned in a supportive
way to help him. I'm not going to go and quote
-unquote dump all of what happened to me on Evan.
Because honestly, that's not necessary. That's
trauma dumping. That's terrible. Basically. And
I think the main point about this is to just
use what you have that has happened to you and
help others. I believe that the quote -unquote
older generation that said all this was a very
misconstrued idea, right? Because I think what
they did was they didn't share everything, which
I didn't share everything that happened to me.
But they still were able to understand a point.
And I believe you can go to it with your closest
friends. Just don't go and share this to the
public and everybody you see. Oh, yeah. because
i mean ed is not doing that he's sharing it to
he shared it to me personally and then we're
using his example for a podcast to talk to other
people that might have gone through something
similar so we're using the same preference of
using our life experiences to try and help somebody
but we're not going in great detail about our
emotions on it but we're relating to others yeah
because at the end of the day like i said uh
we're not putting our own blast which Like I
said, she could just be confused. She may not
just know what she wants. She could just want
to be friends. Like, we're not putting her off.
If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. Like I said,
it's whatever she wants. But I've also told her
in the end, though, I'm not going to chase after
someone that's not going to chase after me. Because,
like I said last episode, I want two people working
together. I don't want just the one carrying
the whole thing. All right, final topic, or final
two topics. One of them is Hunter's story. I
got to take a phone call real quick. Oh, boy.
Would you rather fight the one big 300 -pound
guy with muscle or fight three dudes at once?
The 300 -pound guy being big as shit, the three
dudes being Hunter -sized. Y 'all can talk about
that. Okay, to reference Hunter -sized, I have,
like... I guess go with like average male, not
like six foot something, but not like five two,
you know, like average male in your ideal head,
you know. I personally, I feel like that'd be
too much for me to fight three guys my stature.
I'd probably just go with the one big dude. That
way I can have all my attention on what he's
doing because if I'm ducking one punch. from
a guy my size trying to get away from it i might
be getting clocked because they're all coming
at you at the same time because i feel like it's
it's a lot harder to focus with three on one
rather than one on one so i feel like the the
uh big guy is just easier and i mean you can
slip up and whatever you can take advantage of
that but you might you might get a little beat
up I mean, work smarter, not harder. Know where
the pressure points are with the big dude, right?
Right, right. I mean, personally, like, I would
choose not to fight. I mean, obviously, yeah.
That's the main goal. Don't go get yourself into
a fight because of this. But I feel like if you
were to, like, pick, like, door number one or
door number two kind of thing, like, you've got
to go through, I'd pick the bigger dude. I think
how the question was posed, like, the first time
we did this topic, was would you pick the, like,
300 dude, 6 '6", 300 dude versus three of you?
Like, three, like, identical clones of you. I
think that that's how it was posed the first
time. And the premise being, like, you would
kind of know, like, your strengths and your own
weaknesses. No, it's three random guys of average
stature. Yeah. Three random guys of average stature
and one just freaking h -er. I mean, I don't
personally like my chances either way. Yeah,
no. Your chances aren't great either way. But
I think there is a way you can walk out of law
versus a 300 -pound guy versus three average
people. Because, I mean, there's a lot for you
to focus on. Granted, you can probably focus
on one and two, but what the hell is three doing,
you know? I mean, yeah. I would take the 300
-pound guy. I know your pressure points. And
hopefully you're smarter than him. Wait for a
window of opportunity kind of thing. Yeah. Or
just, like, be faster, right? Run away. Run away.
I mean, granted, that's probably not the best
option either because he's 6 '6", barely catch
up to you fast. Well, 300 pounds, like... Is
that, like, a muscle? I think it's a muscle.
I think that's what Evan said. Well, I guess
the question... It wasn't specified in the question,
so I'm going to go with fat, you know, to make
my odds better. To make my odds better, right.
Right. Oh, man. Okay. So, let's wrap it up with
the last topic. You want to share your story?
Yeah. So, I like to play this game called Who's
Who. Granted, I don't know who any of these people
are, but I get a situation in London, and It's
quite a funny story anyway. The night before,
my buddy invited me to a masquerade slash Mardi
Gras ball for his frat. I drove from Hammond
to ULL for this. I get there a day early just
to hang out with Logan because I haven't seen
him in a while. I get there a day before, and
we go to a bar called The Bulldog. It's a local
bar, and there was a 25 -cent pitcher night.
So we're like, of course we got to go. So me
and my buddy Logan met up with a buddy of his
named Kinsley, and Kinsley got absolutely sloshed
on 25 -cent pitcher night. And we ended up taking
him to the back of his apartment that he was
living in. And what happened was, when we took
a movie there, we realized how far away we were
from campus. We had to walk four miles back to
Logan's apartment. And me and Logan are definitely
not sober at this point. So we're walking past
a whole bunch of, like, campus police and everything
else. So we're like, oh, man. So the day of the
ball, we're... hungover from the night before.
Okay, we go to McDonald's for breakfast because
that's the only logical solution. Okay, so we
happen to pre -game the pre -game, which is a
bad idea for anybody. Pre -game the pre -game.
So, we pre -game the pre -game, then we actually
go to the pre -game, we start drinking more.
This is where you decide whether it's me or Logan.
That was the culprit in this. So I'm going to
refer to one as the blackout friend and one as
the drunk friend. Okay? We get to the ball. The
blackout friend decides to drink a full eighth
of fireball plus two drinks. Then after the ball,
we go to a bar called JSP. It was the last night
JSP was going to be open, so the bar was packed.
We get to the bar. We're partying, hanging out
with a whole bunch of the frat guys, talking.
making conversation, and we happen to notice
Logan's ex -girlfriend is there. We continue
to party and drink with Fred, and at the end
of the night, around 1, the ex -girlfriend decides
to kiss me and make Logan jealous. I quickly
push away and try and find Logan, and I apologize,
and he's like, I knew that would happen. So,
after One of us is blackout drunk and the other
one is a barely functioning drunk man. So we
decide to call an Uber. The person blacked out
hurls in the Uber on the way back to Logan's
apartment. We're going to change the setting
to the next morning because the story is better
told this way. The next morning, the blackout
person wakes up. in a puddle of their own vomit
and decides to take a shower because that's just
disgusting the sound of the shower wakes up the
drunk friend to which the words that exited their
mouth were holy shit you were still alive we
didn't think you would make it oh man and then
after this the rest of the stories can be told
through the drunk friend's eyes because the black
friend was the So, the drunk friend explains
that you puked in an Uber all over yourself and
were unable to walk up the stairs to my apartment.
I then had to fireman carry you up the stairs
to the apartment. I decided to take your suit
off from the masquerade ball because it was all
covered in vomit and that's just disgusting.
I was able to take your jacket and shirt off,
but... I decided your pants were also full of
vomit, so I was going to take those off and put
them in the washer for you. As the strong friend
was wriggling, they were shooting to get the
pants off. You then lean up at a 90 degree angle
like you were possessed and say, you have to
wiggle it, and then pass back out. You have to
wiggle it. After not saying a coherent sentence
for two hours prior. That was the only phrase
the blackout drunk friend said until the night
ended. Alright, so if I were to take a guess
on who the blacked out friend was, I believe
Logan was the blacked out friend. I don't have
a dog in the fight, so I'm going to just go both.
Perfect ending. We've got one great story. That
is all that we have for y 'all on this extra
spicy pod. I want to thank Hunter for coming
and being a guest on tonight's pod. Thank you
for sharing your experience, your insight. I
enjoyed it. Yeah, for sure. You made this podcast
a lot better. Any last shit we want to talk about,
Evan? I mean, there's lots to say, but not enough
time. Evan is a great guy, but sometimes he just
enrages me. Wow. I was not expecting the enraging
part. You know, sometimes he breaks my zen, and
that's not very funny. Well, that's my job is
to break your zen. Oh, man. Come on. Come on.
Well, I'm supposed to annoy you. That's my job.
It's in my contract. When I first got offered
to do, or when I first came up with the Extra
Spicy Pod idea. I had to know. I had to come
up with an idea to annoy Landon every single
episode for every single week. I gotta get through
to Landon so I can come back. Don't worry. I'm
gonna grab some girlfriends to attach to or something.
This dude is the equivalent of Batman, though.
He literally keeps everything private. Everything.
He don't want to tell me shit. You don't want
to tell me shit? What do you mean? I'll tell
you most of the shit. Most of the shit... Only
the past, like, two weeks. Maybe four weeks.
Before that, you kept things private, too. Don't
lie. Well, like, Hunter's my amazing friend.
That's also the retired... Damn. I'm not amazing?
You are amazing, but he is... I'm going to go
see my brother. Sorry. Yeah, yeah. Okay. But
I still love you, Landon. No ditty. No ditty.
Pause, bro. Pause. I said no ditty. I said no
ditty. But... I was going to buy some baby oil.
Whoa there, buddy. I'm not coming to your house,
bud. Please don't. Please don't. I'd lock the
doors on your ass. Keep you out of there. But
I hope you enjoyed this episode. Thank you, Hunter,
for being on. And shout out for everything Landon
does and all the editing and stuff. I hope everyone
has a great day. No matter what. Yeah, with that
being said, adios. Peace out.