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What is up everyone? This is Evan Johnson here

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with my amazing co -host Landon Davis. And so

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we have been on a two -week hiatus because we

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had Mardi Gras one week and then we had St. Patrick's

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Day next week because we were going to film last

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week. But I was in Baton Rouge, Landon was in

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Baton Rouge, and I texted him midway through

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the day. And I told him, Landon, are we going

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to film a podcast today? And he was like, I don't

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know. And then 6 o 'clock came. I told him, we

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ain't going to do a podcast today. So we're going

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to do. So what we got coming up for y 'all is.

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It is late at night. During my intro. So what

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we got going on for y 'all is. We are doing two

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episodes. So we're filming. We're filming two

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episodes tonight. and so y 'all get this other

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episode y 'all ain't gonna get it like earlier

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in the week though but y 'all are going to get

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it y 'all may get it whenever y 'all may get

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it this week me and lena will talk about it we'll

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think about it but just to make up for you know

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uh another like us not uploading for the past

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two weeks so give y 'all give y 'all something

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to jaw at, you know, get your minds educated,

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you know what I'm saying? So that's what we're

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going to do, okay? And so now we're going to

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jump into our very first topic. How does that

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sound, Mr. Landon? I firstly want to say, hola,

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bonjour, konnichiwa, nihao, any form of hello

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you have. In the world, I would like to express

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to you my gratitude for listening to the podcast.

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Okay, okay. Yes. Namaste, my friends. Salam.

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Anya, say hello. Any form of hello, I got you.

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So, with that being said, we're going to get

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straight into our topics. So. Our very first

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topic that we're going to talk about is the NBA

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season recap. We're near the end anyway. You're

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very near the end. Very, very close, my friends.

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So close you can just feel it on the tip of your

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tongue. You can just feel that little end of

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the season around your mouth. The end is near,

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my friends. Hey, bro, you didn't have to be gay

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with it. See, how's that gay? you see that's

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your mind thinking like that my friend no no

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bro no because you're over here at the end of

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the season if you're the tip of the season the

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tip is in your mouth you can just taste the tip

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of the season that's how close it is think about

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what the you're saying the tip is in your mouth

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yes because like imagine you're like down in

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your like esophagus is I mean, clearly, the tip

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is there. You're not saving yourself, bro. Okay,

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so, NBA season recap is near the end anyway.

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Yes. So, what do we think? Do we want to go team

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by team, you know, like we did for the NFL? We

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can. Yeah, we could go team by team. and evaluate

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their season obviously we can't evaluate their

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playoffs because the playoffs haven't happened

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yet but we can pretty much evaluate their regular

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season because there's only like two weeks left

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in the regular season we get off yeah we get

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also we're gonna do our own personal teams first

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so yes we can get that out of the way right so

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i'm gonna start first As in my, as in, I was

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gonna say. Oh, you're joining the Miami Heat

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fan club. Welcome, welcome to the club, my friend.

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Hell no. Pronounce Tyler Hero as you learn, savior.

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Hell no. All you have to do is just. Austin Reeves

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is better. And LaMelo Ball is better. Stop it.

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This man is just trying to annoy me. They're

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both. And I am not gonna allow it. I have proved

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Austin Reeves is better, bro. You suck. I am

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not gonna allow him to annoy me. As a New Orleans

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Pelicans fan, at the beginning of the season,

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we looked like a championship roster with the

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way we looked, okay? Stop. Stop. Championship

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roster? We looked. No. No. There is no championship

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roster with the Pelicans. Let me fucking speak,

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motherfucker. All right. Sorry for the cursing.

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Anyways. No, no. We can have a debate. No. Let

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me speak real quick, okay? But. Looks can be

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deceiving, okay? And they were very much deceiving

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to your eyes. To your eyes, not to my eyes. I

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didn't see a championship roster. They were championship

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rosters. But to your eyes, you saw a 10 out of

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10 girl. And she was really a 1 out of 10 with

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a hunchback and freckles all over her body. And

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she had moles everywhere. She had a cone head.

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You saw a 10 out of 10, like Sabrina Carpenter,

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Sydney Sweeney. You got the 1 out of 10. I got

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the perfect comparison, okay? I saw Sydney Sweeney,

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you know, perfect roster. You saw Sydney Sweeney.

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But then, it's like when you see a 10 out of

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10, but then you realize they're batshit crazy,

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and so they're automatically 1 out of 10 due

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to their personality. So, that's what the Pelicans

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are. Well, okay. I don't think a 1 out of 10.

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I don't think personality can make a 10 out of

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10 and 1 out of 10. Well, I'm talking about looks

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-wise. Looking at the roster, it looked fucking

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solid. It didn't look like championship contenders.

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They looked like playoff contenders. They looked

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like maybe conference finals out of the highest.

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Stop it. Stop this, man. Championship roster.

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What drugs did you take before you filmed? I

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just took none. I don't take any. Anyways. This

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man is a liar. He takes drugs on the daily. No,

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I don't. And I approve. No, I don't. You approve

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anything that's against me. So, uh, no. Here's

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the thing. In the beginning of the season, I'm

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saying this when we had P .I. Of course. That

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was the beginning of the season. But you still

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were in the championship contender roster. Yeah,

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we were. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, think. Think about

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this line of this when it sounds healthy, okay?

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You have... Go ahead. Jonathan Murray, Herb Jones,

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B .I., Zion, and Yavissi. That's your story.

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Thought. Yavissi. No. Yes, he's playing good.

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Okay, now, but you said beginning of the season?

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Yeah. He was an unknown. Okay, now he's playing

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okay. He's playing good, I guess, according to

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you. But before the season, he was an unknown.

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DeJounte? CJ and B .I. Well, did I say B .I.?

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They play the same style. So they're not compatible

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on the court together. And that got proved this

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season. No, I'm not gonna... CJ is old. He's

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not the same as he was two years ago. That's

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why CJ's on the bench, bro. That's why... CJ

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is old. He's not peak CJ anymore. That's why

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his ass on the fucking bench. And Zion can't

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stay healthy. He's fat. His injury is his fat.

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But... Every injury... It's fat. Motherfucker.

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Not lower back. It's fat. Can you shut the fuck

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up and let me speak, please? No, no, we'll have

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a debate. Go ahead. I'm trying to, but let me

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get my fucking point out. So, the one out of

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ten comes in with the injury. You gotta think.

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That very first game that I played, it's true,

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very first game we played, DeJounte Murray got

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hurt in the very first game. Okay, so, we didn't

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really get to see DeJounte and B .I. because

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then, once DeJounte come back, Came back, BI

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got hurt. Then Zion got hurt. Then everybody

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started getting hurt. Herb got hurt. So that's

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the one out of ten. Do I believe we can be better

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next year or two years from now? Yeah, because

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of how we are stacked right now. We're not championship

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level roster now. We are definitely not. We are.

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Not even playoff roster right now. But what we

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traded for in the BI deal, we will have an open

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contract soon. And so we can't get another star

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player. It depends on who the buck we get with

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that contract. But as of right now, we looked

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like championship roster. But then at the very

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end, we are not even left. As a Saints fan, the

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Saints and Pelicans are owned by the same lady.

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She needs to go to the top medical school in

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the country and recruit people to come down to

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New Orleans. to fix the Saints and to fix the

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Pelicans injury woes. Would you agree? Yeah,

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absolutely. Or she stops me to get people from

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Southeastern. Like, no, look at the top schools

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in the country, okay, Ms. Benson? Let's get some

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top talent over here, Ms. Benson. No, no, no,

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no, no. I'm not even going to say that. You can

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get people from Southeastern and everything,

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but here's the difference, though. Here's what

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I'm going to say. They use the same medical staff

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for football and basketball injuries. You can't

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have that because football is more of a contact

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sport. They have more injuries involved with

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their own little personal stuff that goes on

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over there because you got to think, you never

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really see a basketball player get a concussion.

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Very rare, but they can't. They suffer different

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types of injuries. So they need to stop using.

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Regardless, both of the staff needs to be overhauled

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because both teams have suffered so many injuries

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this season. But, I mean, but then again, that

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could also be so many other things, too, like,

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outside of sports. Like, you know, they could

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be overworked. You know, they sometimes intersect.

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But, I mean, but, like I said, split the scores.

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Get another training staff. Come on, now. Come

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on, Ms. Benson. Like, you can do better. That's

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all I gotta say, because... But, when it came

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down to it... No. No. Injuries killed us. Injuries

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killed us. I guess now I'll talk about my NBA

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team, which is the best team in the league, but

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my NBA team. Right now we have 33 wins and 41

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losses. I realize that's not the best record.

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Definitely not the best record. But here's what

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I'm going to say. Starting the season off, we

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looked solid. We looked like a playoff team.

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You know, and then Jimmy Butler really started

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to get annoyed and really pushed him. He quit

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on y 'all. Here, I'm going to say it. He decided

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to say, F it. I'm not going to try anymore. Quit

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on it. That's what he did, right? He said, F

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it. I'm not going to try anymore. He said, quit.

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So he just sat in the post pretty much a lot

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of nights. And his usage rate was like that.

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12 % or some crazy number. So when it happened,

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he got suspended because he was missing team

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planes and whatnot. He wanted to get out. He

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wanted to go to Golden State, and he went to

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the Warriors. Him and Pat had a little beef.

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You know, Pat and Jimmy Butler, those are two

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strong -willed individuals right there. You know,

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if both of them want different things, then...

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Something's got to give. Well, I'm going to say

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this. Something's got to give. Jimmy should have

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known better because you got to think. Pat Riley

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is cold. He's cold -blooded. It's not even that

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he's cold -blooded. It's like you got to think,

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bro. He shipped Wade out of town. He shipped

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Wade out of town. He shipped Braun out of town.

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Yeah, like if you're doing all that, then you

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don't really get the memo over there. Pat Riley

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does not care about you. If you're not 100 %

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invested in the Miami Heat, Pat Riley doesn't

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want you in the team. If you're over the age

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of 35, he don't want you. Yeah, that's another

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thing. Like, Jimmy wanted this huge max contract.

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And Pat Riley, I mean, maybe rightfully so, didn't

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want to give it to him. Because Jimmy Butler's

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old. And let's face it, last season, Jimmy Butler

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missed a lot of games. He probably only played

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in like... 40 -something games last season. Maybe

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50 -something. He missed a lot of games last

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season. And he was doing rest. He was not playing

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back -to -backs. I mean, you know, Jimmy Butler,

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you can turn you up in the playoffs, but what

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happens if you're an 8C? You can't go on a magic

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run every single year. I mean, now it just looks

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like Jimmy's usage rate is going to be low because

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since he's on Golden State now. Because we saw,

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me and Landon went to go see him the other night.

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He wasn't really getting the ball like that.

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He was rarely playing. See, Jimmy Butler does,

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he has the basketball IQ. He's not ball dominant

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anymore like he was earlier in his career. He

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has basketball IQ. He makes a lot of very smart

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basketball plays. And we might be able to break

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it down for y 'all, you know, when we start video

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recording and stuff. We could do play breakdowns,

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and that would be pretty cool, wouldn't it? Mr.

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Johnson, get off your phone, bro. Oh, my gosh.

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Look, man. Okay, leave me alone. Mr. Johnson.

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Yeah, we're acting like I'm in school, okay?

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Attention, bro. I'm gonna take your phone. No,

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no, no, no, you're not. Anyway, so, uh... Okay,

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well, anyways, okay. So, after we traded Jimmy

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Butler, we went off on a 10 -game losing streak,

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which is terrible. And every one of those games...

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was very, very close until the fourth quarter,

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where fourth quarter is known as shit quarter

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in the Heat fandom because we just fall apart

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in the fourth quarter. I think after Butler,

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we got new guys in, and chemistry was off. And

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now chemistry is back on. We have a three -game

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winning streak. I honestly think we're going

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to win out the rest of the games. We're going

00:14:41.320 --> 00:14:45.820
to finish 41 -41. And who knows? We'll be the...

00:14:46.110 --> 00:14:48.649
Somewhere in the play -in. We'll win the play

00:14:48.649 --> 00:14:53.309
-in game, maybe. Make the 7th or 8th seed. Well,

00:14:53.409 --> 00:14:55.490
we'll make an 8th seed, probably. And who knows?

00:14:55.669 --> 00:14:57.730
I mean, we've been to the finals as an 8th seed

00:14:57.730 --> 00:15:02.389
before. Anything can happen, you know? Obviously,

00:15:02.450 --> 00:15:04.509
realistically, we're not winning the finals.

00:15:05.049 --> 00:15:08.269
I think we can beat Cleveland. I don't think

00:15:08.269 --> 00:15:10.509
we can beat Boston. I think Cleveland's beat

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them all. Cleveland is very beautiful. But I'm

00:15:13.460 --> 00:15:14.580
gonna say this though. Y 'all are gonna make

00:15:14.580 --> 00:15:17.159
the play -in though. But the rate that the heat

00:15:17.159 --> 00:15:18.639
is going, y 'all are gonna make the play -in.

00:15:20.200 --> 00:15:21.820
We're obviously making the play -in. Because

00:15:21.820 --> 00:15:24.580
we're like five games over Brooklyn for the play

00:15:24.580 --> 00:15:26.899
-in spot. We're definitely making the play -in.

00:15:27.340 --> 00:15:30.580
No, you're like five games over Toronto. Toronto,

00:15:30.659 --> 00:15:34.039
yeah. But, I mean, OSPI magically comes back

00:15:34.039 --> 00:15:36.159
and plays the play -in. No, no. So we're 100

00:15:36.159 --> 00:15:39.259
% making the play -in. The fact that we can be

00:15:39.259 --> 00:15:42.179
the 8th seed. And honestly, I think Cleveland

00:15:42.179 --> 00:15:45.639
in six. I mean, Miami in six. So we'll go Cleveland.

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And then we'll play Boston. And we'll probably

00:15:48.820 --> 00:15:51.779
lose Boston. Or we'll play New York. We'll lose

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in the second round. I have confidence we can

00:15:54.480 --> 00:15:57.019
beat Cleveland. Cleveland is beatable. See, here's

00:15:57.019 --> 00:15:58.600
what I'm going to say about that. If y 'all still

00:15:58.600 --> 00:16:01.720
had Jimmy Butler, I would say Cleveland is beatable

00:16:01.720 --> 00:16:04.559
for y 'all. But at the same time, though, without

00:16:04.559 --> 00:16:10.580
Jimmy Butler... See, Jimmy Butler was this ball

00:16:10.580 --> 00:16:14.240
-dominant, like, scorer. And Tyler Hero is taking

00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:17.639
over that role now. He's becoming that ball -dominant,

00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:21.059
30 points a game scorer. Like, he'll just go

00:16:21.059 --> 00:16:27.700
off and score, like, 35, 40. I think this playoff,

00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:33.720
Tyler is going to impress people. Nah. Here's

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what I'm going to say. You had Jimmy shut down

00:16:35.549 --> 00:16:37.529
their best player. That's mostly what he was

00:16:37.529 --> 00:16:39.129
there for. He was mostly there for defense, and

00:16:39.129 --> 00:16:41.070
then maybe give you a nice little 25 on the side.

00:16:41.870 --> 00:16:50.570
But with Jimmy gone now, Tyler here, I can't

00:16:50.570 --> 00:16:53.830
guard him. Donovan Mitchell? Yeah, no, he's not

00:16:53.830 --> 00:16:56.350
a guard. I mean, he's a guard, but I'm saying

00:16:56.350 --> 00:16:58.809
he's not a defender. He's not a defensive guard,

00:16:58.870 --> 00:17:01.350
right? I mean, he's not going to be the one to

00:17:01.350 --> 00:17:03.980
be ball dominant. on the defensive end. He's

00:17:03.980 --> 00:17:06.160
not going to get, like, a bunch of steals, blocks,

00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:09.099
and stuff. We need other pieces around Tyler

00:17:09.099 --> 00:17:11.140
for that. But you can have an offensive player

00:17:11.140 --> 00:17:15.039
like Tyler and have other players that are defensive

00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:18.759
-minded. Okay, we have Tyler here, Andrew Wiggins,

00:17:18.839 --> 00:17:22.079
Bam. Bam is a very good defensive player. And

00:17:22.079 --> 00:17:28.599
then we'll have maybe Duncan. Duncan's not. Duncan

00:17:28.599 --> 00:17:31.519
has improved defensively from where he was his

00:17:31.519 --> 00:17:33.910
first couple years. He's not like a really strong

00:17:33.910 --> 00:17:40.410
defender. Who are we looking at for? Well, I'm

00:17:40.410 --> 00:17:43.630
going to just cut to the chase, okay? I feel

00:17:43.630 --> 00:17:49.049
like that wouldn't be Cleveland. Okay, realistically,

00:17:49.349 --> 00:17:52.049
we're not. But I think Cleveland is beautiful.

00:17:52.109 --> 00:17:53.730
Yeah, Cleveland is beautiful. I will agree with

00:17:53.730 --> 00:17:58.009
you on that. But I see two teams in the Eastern

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Conference beating Cleveland up. Either New York

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or Boston. Yeah. Indiana, if... I think Indiana

00:18:04.930 --> 00:18:08.569
could. Indiana could, but I need... But Tyrese

00:18:08.569 --> 00:18:10.230
Halliburton needs to stop being wishy -washy.

00:18:10.410 --> 00:18:12.289
Yeah, I don't think they are. I don't think this

00:18:12.289 --> 00:18:15.490
is Indiana's season to do good. Because Tyler

00:18:15.490 --> 00:18:18.529
Hero literally... Not Tyler Hero. Tyrese Halliburton

00:18:18.529 --> 00:18:22.069
literally goes off for, like, 20 assists one

00:18:22.069 --> 00:18:25.230
game, but then gets, like, zero assists, zero

00:18:25.230 --> 00:18:28.890
points, wondering about the next game. So he

00:18:28.890 --> 00:18:30.970
starts being wishy -washy, and I could see...

00:18:32.410 --> 00:18:35.269
I'm actually doing something. All right. So now

00:18:35.269 --> 00:18:37.369
we're going to do. Yeah, we're going to sweep

00:18:37.369 --> 00:18:40.049
them. So we're going to get the worst teams out

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of the way. Washington, Charlotte, and Utah.

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Not really exciting. Well, okay. Let's break

00:18:46.950 --> 00:18:49.609
them down, okay? Washington has very young players.

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And obviously, when they're going to seem to

00:18:52.509 --> 00:18:55.769
leave, you're not going to be amazing. Well,

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I mean, it's just. What is it? They could have

00:19:01.329 --> 00:19:10.920
done something. better but they just said no

00:19:10.920 --> 00:19:17.099
but they're i don't understand it they're trying

00:19:17.099 --> 00:19:24.519
to look young they have i mean this bradley veal

00:19:24.519 --> 00:19:27.640
trade they send the phoenix and that was a step

00:19:27.640 --> 00:19:30.160
in the right direction get off the bradley go

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contract So we'll give them that. If Washington

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gets Cooper flagged up, they might be building

00:19:36.849 --> 00:19:39.130
something. No, I don't think they're getting

00:19:39.130 --> 00:19:42.309
Cooper. You can't say they're not getting Cooper.

00:19:42.450 --> 00:19:44.930
You have no idea where he's going. They're not

00:19:44.930 --> 00:19:46.690
getting Cooper. You have no idea. You can't just

00:19:46.690 --> 00:19:48.970
say they're not getting Cooper. You have no clue

00:19:48.970 --> 00:19:50.390
where he's going. They're not getting Cooper.

00:19:50.750 --> 00:19:53.670
Okay, where is he going then? Where is he going?

00:19:54.349 --> 00:19:58.009
Do you know? No, you don't. They're not getting

00:19:58.009 --> 00:20:00.690
Cooper. He could literally go to any of the eight

00:20:00.690 --> 00:20:04.369
teams. I will guarantee Washington's not getting

00:20:04.369 --> 00:20:06.250
Cooper flagged. How much do you want to bet?

00:20:06.430 --> 00:20:11.049
I think I bet $20 on it. Okay. Bet $20 if he

00:20:11.049 --> 00:20:15.269
doesn't. If Washington gets the first pick, I'll

00:20:15.269 --> 00:20:20.529
give you $20. Okay. That's a bet. Okay. But last

00:20:20.529 --> 00:20:22.549
time I made a bet on this podcast, I lost. I

00:20:22.549 --> 00:20:27.799
forgot what it was. I don't know. Utah. They

00:20:27.799 --> 00:20:33.559
have good pieces. It's just the players, I feel

00:20:33.559 --> 00:20:35.240
like the players over there, they just need a

00:20:35.240 --> 00:20:37.480
bit more help. They got some good players like

00:20:37.480 --> 00:20:39.140
Laurie Markenden and Walker Gessler, but other

00:20:39.140 --> 00:20:42.880
than that. Yeah, they do need help. You know,

00:20:42.920 --> 00:20:44.559
to be a really good team in the NBA, you need

00:20:44.559 --> 00:20:47.140
a strong player. And right now, they don't have

00:20:47.140 --> 00:20:49.160
a strong player. Well, Laurie Markenden is kind

00:20:49.160 --> 00:20:52.240
of on their verge. I don't know if I would classify

00:20:52.240 --> 00:20:55.359
Laurie Markenden as a strong player. He's on

00:20:55.359 --> 00:20:57.859
the verge. And the thing is, they're a young

00:20:57.859 --> 00:21:37.640
team, but they need that piece. He doesn't know

00:21:37.640 --> 00:21:57.180
how to win games. Great. Last year, Brick Miller

00:21:57.180 --> 00:21:59.940
was a bad pick -up. But this time, he's a good

00:21:59.940 --> 00:22:02.460
pick -up. Look at the league from six years ago.

00:22:03.160 --> 00:22:07.380
And he's a damn great pick -up. And people are

00:22:07.380 --> 00:22:09.960
saying he's a star player. And he's a damn great

00:22:09.960 --> 00:22:14.099
pick -up. Five years. Okay. And he's a damn great

00:22:14.099 --> 00:22:17.779
pick -up. Sorry. But I just wonder, when are

00:22:17.779 --> 00:22:20.599
we going to return to Brick Miller? When are

00:22:20.599 --> 00:22:38.319
we going to return to Brick Miller? I mean, Charlotte

00:22:38.319 --> 00:22:41.839
is a dumpster fire, just like New Orleans. So,

00:22:43.599 --> 00:22:46.759
like, that's why you have to give LaMelo a little

00:22:46.759 --> 00:22:48.559
bit of credit, because there's not much he can

00:22:48.559 --> 00:22:50.720
do. I mean, other than, I mean, if he stayed

00:22:50.720 --> 00:22:54.970
healthy, then that'd be a different story. six

00:22:54.970 --> 00:22:58.730
years and what's he done he hasn't played a playoff

00:22:58.730 --> 00:23:06.789
game all right so okay san antonio portland and

00:23:06.789 --> 00:23:11.609
okay well san antonio let's go philadelphia well

00:23:11.609 --> 00:23:13.789
let's start with san antonio okay i thought they

00:23:13.789 --> 00:23:17.329
looked solid before when we got injured and now

00:23:17.329 --> 00:23:20.630
with 1b out i think they're trying to tank but

00:23:20.630 --> 00:23:23.049
even before we got hurt they weren't on track

00:23:23.049 --> 00:23:27.490
to make the playoffs They don't have... Yeah,

00:23:27.549 --> 00:23:30.130
I mean, they have Wendy, they have Devin Bissell,

00:23:30.309 --> 00:23:34.089
they have Chris Paul, Stephon Castle. Those are,

00:23:34.170 --> 00:23:37.950
like, solid pieces they have. I just, I don't

00:23:37.950 --> 00:23:41.450
think the team is, has that winning mentality

00:23:41.450 --> 00:23:45.309
yet. I think they're too young. It is a pretty

00:23:45.309 --> 00:23:49.609
young team, apart from Paul, obviously. So, I

00:23:49.609 --> 00:23:51.150
do agree that they were going to make the playoffs.

00:23:51.349 --> 00:23:52.609
They were going to be, like, first on the exit,

00:23:52.650 --> 00:23:57.349
though. But... They did look pretty good with

00:23:57.349 --> 00:24:02.049
Wimby. But, you know, they got so many reports

00:24:02.049 --> 00:24:26.930
of, you know, athletes being dehydrated. That

00:24:26.930 --> 00:24:29.869
team would be so good compared to Super Bowl.

00:24:33.109 --> 00:24:35.430
You know, we're going to have to think about

00:24:35.430 --> 00:24:40.089
going into a different episode. Trailblazers

00:24:40.089 --> 00:24:44.450
are not one of those teams. Young teams, they

00:24:44.450 --> 00:24:48.230
don't have the experience. They're not one of

00:24:48.230 --> 00:24:58.230
those super teams that really isn't. What I thought

00:24:58.230 --> 00:25:00.190
they could have looked so that they could have

00:25:00.190 --> 00:25:05.630
drafted them. They drafted UConn. I felt like

00:25:05.630 --> 00:25:31.799
they didn't. Yeah. Very well. Yes, he is very

00:25:31.799 --> 00:25:39.000
well. But, okay. I'm a teen. I'm a teen. I'm

00:25:39.000 --> 00:25:41.339
a teen. I'm a teen. I'm a teen. I'm a teen. I'm

00:25:41.339 --> 00:26:01.170
a teen. I'm a teen. I'm a teen. Jared. Jared.

00:26:01.170 --> 00:26:44.700
Jared. Jared. Jared. Jared. Jared. That could

00:26:44.700 --> 00:26:51.460
have been a good team, though, but it would have

00:26:51.460 --> 00:26:53.259
just been not really a defensive team, though.

00:26:54.560 --> 00:26:59.799
You need defense in the NBA. People glaze over

00:26:59.799 --> 00:27:04.019
these offensive -minded teams. You need defense

00:27:04.019 --> 00:27:06.279
to win a championship. You're right. But at the

00:27:06.279 --> 00:27:09.059
same time, they could have done something if

00:27:09.059 --> 00:27:10.579
all of them would have played on the court because

00:27:10.579 --> 00:27:13.119
they only have, like, what, 13 games played together?

00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:15.420
Some weird -ass stat like that? It was, like,

00:27:15.440 --> 00:27:18.500
a very small number. All three of them were on

00:27:18.500 --> 00:27:23.500
the court. It was very not good for them. No,

00:27:23.539 --> 00:27:24.940
because you got to think about it. They just,

00:27:24.960 --> 00:27:26.440
they made the playoffs, what was it, two years

00:27:26.440 --> 00:27:28.319
ago, a year ago, with fucking McAllen Bridges?

00:27:28.940 --> 00:27:32.140
But you traded away McAllen Bridges to New York.

00:27:32.500 --> 00:27:34.900
Why would you do that? You just sent them across

00:27:34.900 --> 00:27:38.299
the street. Why would you do that? I mean, they

00:27:38.299 --> 00:27:41.680
made the playoffs before they got that big three,

00:27:41.740 --> 00:27:45.539
and it was like a really fun playoff team. Yeah.

00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:48.460
I mean, not a good team, not like a... Not a

00:27:48.460 --> 00:27:51.119
contention team, but like a fun team to watch.

00:27:51.380 --> 00:27:52.920
Yeah, that was the D 'Angelo Russell. Yeah, the

00:27:52.920 --> 00:27:55.200
D 'Rus team. That was a fun team. That was a

00:27:55.200 --> 00:28:00.059
fun team. But that's a dumpster fire. I felt

00:28:00.059 --> 00:28:02.039
like they went backwards after trading William

00:28:02.039 --> 00:28:04.200
McElroy. Yeah, they did go backwards. And I don't

00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:06.920
understand the moves they're making at all from

00:28:06.920 --> 00:28:09.259
a basketball perspective. Okay, so, all right,

00:28:09.259 --> 00:28:14.180
next teams. Phoenix, Sacramento, and then Miami.

00:28:14.359 --> 00:28:16.420
Well, we are talking about Miami, so Bulls and

00:28:16.420 --> 00:28:35.789
Magic. So, I'll start first. Phoenix Suns, someone

00:28:35.789 --> 00:28:38.349
over there is not playing, and I think it's Devin

00:28:38.349 --> 00:28:41.329
Booker and Bradley Beal. KD's giving his heart

00:28:41.329 --> 00:28:45.089
out. KD's on the verge of accident. KD's on the

00:28:45.089 --> 00:28:48.369
verge of accident. That's what I got to say about

00:28:48.369 --> 00:28:52.250
that. See, I have a bunch of pink with Mike Bulldozer.

00:28:52.750 --> 00:28:55.410
I've been watching YouTube videos about play

00:28:55.410 --> 00:28:58.490
breakdowns and stuff. Mike Bulldozer has been

00:28:58.490 --> 00:29:01.569
losing games for the Phoenix Suns. And this is

00:29:01.569 --> 00:29:05.890
why. Their two rookies, Ryan Dunn and the other

00:29:05.890 --> 00:29:09.069
dude that they drafted, they are very good. And

00:29:09.069 --> 00:29:13.849
Mike Bulldozer has not been playing them in the

00:29:13.849 --> 00:29:17.339
last 10, 12 games. And they've been losing a

00:29:17.339 --> 00:29:20.259
lot of those games. Coaching plays a big part,

00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:23.799
like a bigger part than you would think in NBA

00:29:23.799 --> 00:29:28.259
seasons and how games turn out. Like coaches

00:29:28.259 --> 00:29:31.200
can decide to set players. They can decide which

00:29:31.200 --> 00:29:33.740
players play when. And you have to be strategic

00:29:33.740 --> 00:29:38.099
about, you know, one guy is like really quick

00:29:38.099 --> 00:29:40.940
and another guy just big, you know, big body

00:29:40.940 --> 00:29:43.700
on the court. You have to be strategic in what

00:29:43.700 --> 00:29:46.490
lineups he put out there. And if you aren't strategic

00:29:46.490 --> 00:29:49.390
like that, then you're losing games for your

00:29:49.390 --> 00:29:52.750
team. Yeah, so that's what I feel like with the

00:29:52.750 --> 00:29:55.769
Phoenix Suns. I know they're going to trade KD

00:29:55.769 --> 00:29:58.529
because KD's going to win the trade. So, all

00:29:58.529 --> 00:30:04.829
right. Sacramento Kings. They started off hot,

00:30:04.869 --> 00:30:09.869
but then they just... They're a semi -disappointment.

00:30:09.869 --> 00:30:13.849
And I only say semi because the roster doesn't

00:30:13.849 --> 00:30:18.200
scream, finals contender. Yeah. It just screams

00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:21.400
playoffs. It screams playoffs contender. And

00:30:21.400 --> 00:30:24.140
there's a big difference. Yeah. But, I mean,

00:30:24.160 --> 00:30:27.500
I felt like they did try to do right in the middle

00:30:27.500 --> 00:30:29.579
of the trade that we're trying to get Jonas.

00:30:30.119 --> 00:30:33.420
But, with that, you know, Del Montes and Jonas

00:30:33.420 --> 00:30:36.539
team up. Or, to be finals contenders, you need

00:30:36.539 --> 00:30:40.220
a player on your team who's a superstar. And

00:30:40.220 --> 00:30:42.359
they don't have that. But, at the same time,

00:30:42.380 --> 00:30:45.309
though, I felt like... Them trading for Zach

00:30:45.309 --> 00:30:48.849
Levine was kind of the down low. You got rid

00:30:48.849 --> 00:30:51.609
of De 'Aaron Fox. De 'Aaron Fox might have been

00:30:51.609 --> 00:30:53.549
the heart and soul of that team. Yeah, so, like,

00:30:53.549 --> 00:30:57.589
that's... I'm going to reiterate. To be a Finals

00:30:57.589 --> 00:31:00.109
contender, you need a superstar. And they don't

00:31:00.109 --> 00:31:04.009
have a superstar. Yes, no. Okay. Back to the

00:31:04.009 --> 00:31:07.029
East, we got Toronto. I would just like to say

00:31:07.029 --> 00:31:08.869
congratulations, Toronto. You just robbed the

00:31:08.869 --> 00:31:10.369
New Orleans Pelicans of B .I. Congratulations.

00:31:10.710 --> 00:31:14.309
Have fun. Have fun with B .I. I love B .I. Stop

00:31:14.309 --> 00:31:16.829
being a cleanser, dog, and look at the bigger

00:31:16.829 --> 00:31:18.970
picture, okay? You're too much of a cleanser.

00:31:19.250 --> 00:31:21.609
I wasn't even done speaking yet, motherfucker.

00:31:22.569 --> 00:31:29.190
I'll deal with you after the episode, so... Oh,

00:31:29.190 --> 00:31:33.329
boy. I'm so happy and excited. How you gonna

00:31:33.329 --> 00:31:39.230
deal with me? Ooh, okay. You're weird. Okay,

00:31:39.289 --> 00:31:43.160
so... Congratulations, you got B .I. But at the

00:31:43.160 --> 00:31:48.180
same time, though, if Scottie Barnes isn't playing,

00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:53.519
it's just a dumpster fire. It's just a legit

00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:55.960
dumpster fire. I'm going to say the same thing

00:31:55.960 --> 00:31:58.019
I said earlier. They don't have a superstar.

00:31:58.400 --> 00:32:01.539
Like, you need superstars to be contenders. I

00:32:01.539 --> 00:32:04.039
mean, every team that's not a contender does

00:32:04.039 --> 00:32:07.460
have a superstar. In the NBA, you need a superstar

00:32:07.460 --> 00:32:10.019
to be a contender. Sorry, not sorry. That's how

00:32:10.019 --> 00:32:13.240
it works. All right. Chicago Bulls. Chicago Bulls

00:32:13.240 --> 00:32:16.779
start off terribly. But now, like, the past 15

00:32:16.779 --> 00:32:21.200
games or so, they've looked solid. There might

00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:25.480
be an upset in the first round due to the Bulls.

00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:28.240
I'm just saying. Might be if fucking Vucevic

00:32:28.240 --> 00:32:30.880
would actually step up. They've been playing

00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:33.380
very solid basketball, my friend. All right.

00:32:33.380 --> 00:32:38.109
So. Do we even want to give a Dallas Mavericks

00:32:38.109 --> 00:32:43.730
breakdown? Um, Dallas, I'll say two words. Diversity

00:32:43.730 --> 00:32:47.970
higher. Lana's trying to get us canceled. Okay,

00:32:48.049 --> 00:32:50.029
stop, stop. Lana's trying to get us canceled.

00:32:50.069 --> 00:32:51.890
Get us canceled where there are zero viewers?

00:32:52.150 --> 00:32:55.750
Okay, my friend. Hey, you'd be surprised. You'd

00:32:55.750 --> 00:32:57.849
be surprised, bro. Okay, no, I'm trying to have

00:32:57.849 --> 00:33:00.630
fun where there are zero viewers. Okay, guys.

00:33:01.560 --> 00:33:04.200
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Is

00:33:04.200 --> 00:33:06.500
that your catchphrase? No, no, no, no, no, no,

00:33:06.599 --> 00:33:08.519
no. That is my catchphrase. Yeah, clearly the

00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:10.740
stupidest catchphrase on the planet, bro. But

00:33:10.740 --> 00:33:13.680
at the same time, though, you know, Karen may

00:33:13.680 --> 00:33:17.519
try to, oh, look at the extra spicy pie. This

00:33:17.519 --> 00:33:19.779
man said that this man was a diversity fighter.

00:33:20.220 --> 00:33:26.109
Look. If I want to say controversial stuff, I'm

00:33:26.109 --> 00:33:27.930
going to say controversial stuff. And you're

00:33:27.930 --> 00:33:30.569
not going to stop me. Right, I'm not. You're

00:33:30.569 --> 00:33:32.670
your own person. Do whatever you want to do.

00:33:32.809 --> 00:33:34.710
You want to burn the house down, burn the house

00:33:34.710 --> 00:33:37.829
down. Burning this library down does sound like

00:33:37.829 --> 00:33:40.990
a good idea. Let's commit some arson, guys. Don't

00:33:40.990 --> 00:33:43.309
take me with you on that. Let's commit some arson.

00:33:43.369 --> 00:33:47.869
All right, so Dallas Mavericks, though. It was

00:33:47.869 --> 00:33:51.230
going good. Then the infamous trade happened.

00:33:51.880 --> 00:33:58.740
And then went to shit. Language. So yeah, that's

00:33:58.740 --> 00:34:01.660
my breakdown. I said my two words and what I

00:34:01.660 --> 00:34:05.519
wanted to say. And then Evan got all pissy about

00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:13.699
it. Alright. So now we're talking about Orlando

00:34:13.699 --> 00:34:19.539
Magic. Atlanta Hawks. Play the song! Orlando

00:34:19.539 --> 00:34:25.099
Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Alright,

00:34:25.179 --> 00:34:27.400
and then the LA Clippers and Minnesota Temple

00:34:27.400 --> 00:34:29.340
Wolves. So, we're going to start off with the

00:34:29.340 --> 00:34:33.840
Clippers. They're not bad. I feel like they could

00:34:33.840 --> 00:34:38.239
be a solid upset. It depends on who they face.

00:34:39.440 --> 00:34:43.340
I don't think the Clippers will win in the first

00:34:43.340 --> 00:34:51.179
round. See, here's what I'm kind of... I'm kind

00:34:51.179 --> 00:34:56.420
of lucky. Because I feel like a lot of good luck

00:34:56.420 --> 00:34:59.400
today. We just don't really talk about it. Why

00:34:59.400 --> 00:35:03.719
not? So I do feel like a lot of good luck today.

00:35:03.880 --> 00:35:12.860
If they win now, yeah. If not, they're 8th. So

00:35:12.860 --> 00:35:18.320
I think it'd be 7th. I think it's 7th or 8th

00:35:18.320 --> 00:35:28.159
place. But yeah, 7th or 8th. Now it's Yeah, so

00:35:28.159 --> 00:36:20.019
you see and then Yeah So, yeah. You can't, I

00:36:20.019 --> 00:37:18.500
can't say that. All right. I don't like it. He

00:37:18.500 --> 00:37:23.059
should be a defense player. Yeah. And so, you

00:37:23.059 --> 00:37:27.280
can't rely on him as a scorer. But, that's pretty

00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:30.719
terrible. So, you have Ant, and then you have

00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:34.159
Nasri. Jay McDaniels is on that team, I think,

00:37:34.179 --> 00:37:38.320
still. And then that's, I mean, kind of it. Yeah,

00:37:38.380 --> 00:37:41.239
Dante even Shinzo. And then that's kind of it.

00:37:42.260 --> 00:37:45.940
Yeah, there needs to be players around him. Getting

00:37:45.940 --> 00:37:51.000
rid of Cat, they seem to get worse. Yeah, they

00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:56.000
got completely worse without Cat. So... Yeah,

00:37:56.039 --> 00:37:58.139
Ant just needs more help. Julie's rambling. Ain't

00:37:58.139 --> 00:38:01.940
the answer. Now, that just brings back to...

00:38:01.940 --> 00:38:05.960
Yeah, I think they can do a rebuild around Ant

00:38:05.960 --> 00:38:09.440
and reshape the roster. Now, let's go back to

00:38:09.440 --> 00:38:12.960
the what would you rather have? Would you just

00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:14.840
rather have Cat or would you have more depth?

00:38:15.429 --> 00:38:18.829
in that trade with New York. And so we kind of

00:38:18.829 --> 00:38:22.369
could just tell who won that right now in New

00:38:22.369 --> 00:38:25.389
York. Well, New York still isn't doing great.

00:38:25.590 --> 00:38:28.110
I mean, they're struggling. You know, they're...

00:38:28.110 --> 00:38:31.190
New York's the third seed. They're the three

00:38:31.190 --> 00:38:34.269
seed? They still don't look as good as people

00:38:34.269 --> 00:38:35.889
are hyping them up to be. They clinched their

00:38:35.889 --> 00:38:37.969
spot. They chillin'. I mean, they still haven't

00:38:37.969 --> 00:38:39.389
looked as good as people are hyping them up to

00:38:39.389 --> 00:38:45.030
be. No, I would say the hype was bigger in 2016

00:38:45.030 --> 00:38:48.070
when they got, well, of course, it's a big market

00:38:48.070 --> 00:38:52.409
team. All right. So, all right. Golden State,

00:38:52.610 --> 00:38:57.789
Memphis, and then Milwaukee Pistons. Why are

00:38:57.789 --> 00:39:00.429
you doing more than one at a time? Well, we're

00:39:00.429 --> 00:39:02.750
trying to quickly go through this. Because you've

00:39:02.750 --> 00:39:05.210
got to think, last time we did the NFL one, we

00:39:05.210 --> 00:39:09.349
took like an hour, like two hours doing that.

00:39:09.630 --> 00:39:12.329
Because we did. We did two hours. Bro, we did,

00:39:12.389 --> 00:39:14.409
like, thorough in -depth breakdowns. So that's

00:39:14.409 --> 00:39:16.349
why I'm just, like, you know, get this. Okay.

00:39:16.489 --> 00:39:19.110
We can do Warriors. You know, Zach Curry's amazing.

00:39:19.929 --> 00:39:23.389
Drayvon, you know, older, but he's still a good

00:39:23.389 --> 00:39:25.909
defensive player. Maybe defensive player of the

00:39:25.909 --> 00:39:29.750
year. Maybe. Putting it out there. You listened

00:39:29.750 --> 00:39:32.969
to his podcast, didn't you? No, I don't. Anyway,

00:39:33.329 --> 00:39:36.909
Jimmy Butler, rejuvenate the team. He has very

00:39:36.909 --> 00:39:40.670
high IQ. I mean, the team looks really good right

00:39:40.670 --> 00:39:44.269
now. I see them going to the second round. I

00:39:44.269 --> 00:39:46.269
see them going to the second round, too. I like

00:39:46.269 --> 00:39:51.590
Golden State, too, so. Okay. Memphis. Their stock

00:39:51.590 --> 00:39:56.510
is down. They're the fifth seed. But their stock

00:39:56.510 --> 00:40:01.989
is down. I'm not going to say that. They're going

00:40:01.989 --> 00:40:05.150
to lose in the first round, though. When they

00:40:05.150 --> 00:40:07.690
fire their head coach, that kind of means your

00:40:07.690 --> 00:40:09.650
stock is down. They're going to lose in the first

00:40:09.650 --> 00:40:11.230
round. It kind of means you're stopping them.

00:40:11.389 --> 00:40:12.389
Don't worry about it. They're going to lose in

00:40:12.389 --> 00:40:15.289
the first round. They play LA in the first round.

00:40:15.389 --> 00:40:17.889
They're going to lose in the first round. Maybe

00:40:17.889 --> 00:40:20.809
they'll not even think. Maybe they'll step in

00:40:20.809 --> 00:40:24.730
the play -in. Maybe. No. Because they're going

00:40:24.730 --> 00:40:29.210
to stay down there. They're going to stay down

00:40:29.210 --> 00:40:39.369
there. Like... So, the rest is just now. So,

00:40:41.889 --> 00:40:48.010
Milwaukee Detroit. Milwaukee is disappointing.

00:40:49.090 --> 00:40:53.389
Milwaukee, if they didn't lose Dame, they were

00:40:53.389 --> 00:41:00.489
disappointing. Yeah. I mean, you have Dame. You

00:41:00.489 --> 00:41:31.219
don't have Dame. Which, it's very bad to say.

00:41:31.670 --> 00:41:36.489
I don't know. He's not a good player. The first

00:41:36.489 --> 00:41:40.210
couple games, he was a rookie, but he's not a

00:41:40.210 --> 00:41:43.730
good player. He's not a good player. He should

00:41:43.730 --> 00:41:49.570
be the fourth option. At best. On a true team,

00:41:49.670 --> 00:41:55.289
he should be the fourth option. And that was

00:41:55.289 --> 00:42:00.079
the second option. He's the second option. Because

00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:05.039
it'll, okay, Lopez is old. Bobby Portis isn't

00:42:05.039 --> 00:42:09.880
it, like he was years ago. You have Scoop, so

00:42:09.880 --> 00:42:15.059
he's out, right? He, um, uh, Nelden, he stepped

00:42:15.059 --> 00:42:17.880
out. Like, you don't know how people are now.

00:42:19.139 --> 00:42:27.340
So, uh, uh. And he's the second. Who? You say

00:42:27.340 --> 00:42:32.280
that's the fourth best. Who's the fourth? Probably

00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:38.119
a very old book. Probably. I don't know. They

00:42:38.119 --> 00:42:41.360
should never have got rid of Drew Hoffman. They

00:42:41.360 --> 00:42:45.480
should have kept Drew Hoffman. I'm sorry. All

00:42:45.480 --> 00:42:52.920
right. Detroit. Yeah, they're a good basketball

00:42:52.920 --> 00:42:55.639
team. Yeah, give them to Detroit. Why don't you

00:42:55.639 --> 00:42:57.500
have a good basketball team? I'll give Detroit

00:42:57.500 --> 00:43:01.989
credit right there. You went from the worst of

00:43:01.989 --> 00:43:05.750
the league last season to now top five seed.

00:43:06.070 --> 00:43:08.610
No, congrats, Detroit. Even though I'm salty,

00:43:08.730 --> 00:43:12.030
we just lost to you not that long ago. But regardless.

00:43:12.550 --> 00:43:15.070
Cade Cunningham balling out. This is his first

00:43:15.070 --> 00:43:18.110
healthy season, too. So that's actually pretty

00:43:18.110 --> 00:43:22.489
crazy. Detroit has a team. So, all right. So

00:43:22.489 --> 00:43:28.150
then getting down to the final fours. So. Now

00:43:28.150 --> 00:43:30.789
we're going to talk about Lakers, Denver, and

00:43:30.789 --> 00:43:37.170
then Indiana, New York. So, Lakers, a completely

00:43:37.170 --> 00:43:40.969
different team out. Luka's there. That's what

00:43:40.969 --> 00:43:44.289
I'm saying. I feel like the defensive scheme

00:43:44.289 --> 00:43:47.690
is, my buddy was talking to me about it, I feel

00:43:47.690 --> 00:43:49.269
like everyone's playing at a high level now,

00:43:49.369 --> 00:43:52.050
especially in the Bronx. You have to change the

00:43:52.050 --> 00:43:54.110
whole game plan when Luka comes in, because Luka's

00:43:54.110 --> 00:43:56.909
not a defender. He's an offensive needs the ball

00:43:56.909 --> 00:44:00.400
in his hand. type of player. He can make crazy

00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:05.440
assists. He goes off. But he reserves his energy

00:44:05.440 --> 00:44:07.420
for the offense. He doesn't put effort into the

00:44:07.420 --> 00:44:11.079
defense. And you trade away a great defensive

00:44:11.079 --> 00:44:14.360
player in AD, you need to change your whole scheme.

00:44:14.619 --> 00:44:16.639
And that's what they did. That's why I said the

00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:19.460
team changed completely when they got Luka. But

00:44:19.460 --> 00:44:25.500
I do believe, though, that with that Luka trade,

00:44:25.559 --> 00:44:30.380
though, I do believe, though, that they're going

00:44:30.380 --> 00:44:33.219
to be so much better in the playoffs. It depends

00:44:33.219 --> 00:44:36.340
on who they face. See, I did feel that way, but

00:44:36.340 --> 00:44:39.320
now I'm not sure. Because how at this point they

00:44:39.320 --> 00:44:42.659
looked recently, in the past six games or so.

00:44:42.940 --> 00:44:46.699
It depends on who they face in the second round.

00:44:47.699 --> 00:44:50.980
Because if they face, let's just say OKC or Houston.

00:44:53.210 --> 00:44:57.630
We'll talk about the playoffs and playoff story.

00:44:57.869 --> 00:45:04.570
So, Lakers, they had a good season. So, I'm not

00:45:04.570 --> 00:45:11.230
really... Okay. Luka's the next Kobe. Denver

00:45:11.230 --> 00:45:17.610
Nuggets. They've been under the radio. They're

00:45:17.610 --> 00:45:23.559
under the radio. That's my opinion. They're doing

00:45:23.559 --> 00:45:24.980
good like they normally do, but they're just

00:45:24.980 --> 00:45:27.920
always under the radar. We don't hear national

00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:31.960
media about them. I mean, they don't have a lot

00:45:31.960 --> 00:45:34.400
of memories of playing out like it was a couple

00:45:34.400 --> 00:45:37.400
weeks ago. It's just pretty much Nicola Jokic,

00:45:37.539 --> 00:45:40.500
and then people around him aren't star -loving

00:45:40.500 --> 00:45:42.460
players either. But they're playing very solid

00:45:42.460 --> 00:45:45.980
basketball, and it's because of Nicola Jokic.

00:45:46.559 --> 00:45:54.690
He's MVP. Indiana Pacers. Tyrese. Tyrese needs

00:45:54.690 --> 00:45:58.210
to be consistent. He does. Not wishy -washy.

00:45:58.409 --> 00:46:01.869
Everybody else, I feel like they could do good.

00:46:02.989 --> 00:46:06.389
They're a fun team. Yeah, they're fun. That's

00:46:06.389 --> 00:46:08.769
how we start them. They're fun. Just Tyrese needs

00:46:08.769 --> 00:46:10.929
to be more persistent. They're fun. New York.

00:46:12.730 --> 00:46:15.269
What kind of company are you talking about? About

00:46:15.269 --> 00:46:18.980
New York Knicks? Yeah. Yeah, so we're going to

00:46:18.980 --> 00:46:22.239
skip New York. Because we already know. New York's

00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:25.199
already going to do it. Okay, so now we're getting

00:46:25.199 --> 00:46:28.260
into the final four teams. The final five. Okay,

00:46:28.260 --> 00:46:31.119
let's go West and East. Houston Rockets, OKC,

00:46:31.280 --> 00:46:34.739
and then Boston and Cleveland. So Houston, that's

00:46:34.739 --> 00:46:37.360
another fun team. You know, I actually like Dylan

00:46:37.360 --> 00:46:40.679
Brooks. Contrary to Popper's, you know, opinion,

00:46:40.820 --> 00:46:43.639
I like Dylan Brooks. I think he's fun. I can't

00:46:43.639 --> 00:46:46.349
stand him. Dylan Brooks is the one player I cannot

00:46:46.349 --> 00:46:50.750
stand whatsoever when it comes to basketball.

00:46:50.909 --> 00:46:55.309
I get it. As a basketball player, I get it. You're

00:46:55.309 --> 00:46:57.969
trying your fucking hell. Same time zone. You

00:46:57.969 --> 00:47:00.309
don't need to be fucking annoying about it. But

00:47:00.309 --> 00:47:05.190
they did surprise me. They were one of the worst

00:47:05.190 --> 00:47:08.769
teams last year. But they just flipped the script.

00:47:09.769 --> 00:47:13.099
Sagoons. but healthy oh yeah i'm a big fan of

00:47:13.099 --> 00:47:16.199
singing alex again too so and then i may have

00:47:16.199 --> 00:47:19.860
to really turn the team around that's what a

00:47:19.860 --> 00:47:23.280
winning head coach does for you yes just keep

00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:25.880
them away from the females in the office please

00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:31.360
bro okay so okay thunder another mvp candidate

00:47:31.360 --> 00:47:37.079
okay okay okay i'm gonna say my opinion shay

00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:42.800
and yogurt should get Co -MVPs. They both should

00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:46.119
get MVP seasons. They both have been playing

00:47:46.119 --> 00:47:52.539
amazing and putting up historic numbers. No,

00:47:52.619 --> 00:47:56.980
I don't think you can just say free throw merch.

00:47:57.139 --> 00:48:00.440
I think they're both putting up historic numbers.

00:48:00.920 --> 00:48:03.559
You have to give them co -MVPs, in my opinion.

00:48:04.059 --> 00:48:06.579
I think it's going to go to Shea because of voter

00:48:06.579 --> 00:48:09.360
fatigue. But that's what I think's happening.

00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:12.420
That's what I gotta say, because... So are you

00:48:12.420 --> 00:48:15.659
Team Jokic for MVP? Yeah. Bro, I thought you

00:48:15.659 --> 00:48:18.639
hated Jokic. Hold up. You were anti -Jokic before,

00:48:18.739 --> 00:48:22.079
and now you're pro -Jokic. Wow. I'm not gonna

00:48:22.079 --> 00:48:23.840
say I'm anti -Jokic. It's great to be a fellow

00:48:23.840 --> 00:48:26.800
pro -Jokic -er. I'm not gonna say I was anti

00:48:26.800 --> 00:48:29.539
-Jokic, but at the same time... Yeah, you were.

00:48:29.739 --> 00:48:34.199
No. I hate Shay more than Jokic. Because, you

00:48:34.199 --> 00:48:36.570
gotta understand... As a man that's seen Shay

00:48:36.570 --> 00:48:43.130
live multiple times, he's not like... I don't

00:48:43.130 --> 00:48:44.849
know what I'm talking about. Let's stop with

00:48:44.849 --> 00:48:49.849
this. It's going to be disrespectful. I am going

00:48:49.849 --> 00:48:54.110
to prohibit you from talking. What? No, it's

00:48:54.110 --> 00:48:57.429
just... But I do laugh about his game. I will

00:48:57.429 --> 00:49:01.510
say this though. He does things that most players

00:49:01.510 --> 00:49:23.679
don't. Yeah. Boston. Boston should be number

00:49:23.679 --> 00:49:29.320
one. But. Cleveland has an amazing season. Like,

00:49:29.440 --> 00:49:32.260
unpredictable. Except we're going to talk about

00:49:32.260 --> 00:49:35.079
both. Boston, yeah, they should be number one,

00:49:35.119 --> 00:49:38.739
but Cleveland's just steamrolling everybody.

00:49:40.059 --> 00:49:41.920
I'm going to let everyone know that I do not

00:49:41.920 --> 00:49:44.420
speak on the current number two seed at the Eastern

00:49:44.420 --> 00:49:46.760
Conference. I will not speak their name or anything

00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:51.960
about them or the city that they live in. He

00:49:51.960 --> 00:49:56.480
hates the Boston Celtics. But I do believe, though,

00:49:56.519 --> 00:50:02.760
that Cleveland's going to be... Cleveland, let's

00:50:02.760 --> 00:50:07.380
see. We said earlier Cleveland's beatable. What?

00:50:08.019 --> 00:50:09.980
They may lose in the first round, depending on

00:50:09.980 --> 00:50:12.320
these plays. We said earlier that they're beatable.

00:50:12.320 --> 00:50:14.159
They're beatable, but I'm going to say this,

00:50:14.159 --> 00:50:16.539
though. The Magic took them to seven games last

00:50:16.539 --> 00:50:21.079
year. So if the Magic get healthy players back...

00:50:21.079 --> 00:50:25.699
That's what I'm saying. I don't know. Well, anyways,

00:50:25.860 --> 00:50:27.940
yeah. I mean, that was an NBA recap. We kind

00:50:27.940 --> 00:50:30.340
of... Yeah, you kind of did a number on that

00:50:30.340 --> 00:50:38.119
one, didn't we? Alright. Doing dumb shit. Well,

00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:39.340
I thought we were going to do Mark Madden's recap.

00:50:39.500 --> 00:50:41.440
Unless you wanted to do a dumb shit. Yeah, let's

00:50:41.440 --> 00:50:44.739
go right into doing dumb shit. Alright. Bring

00:50:44.739 --> 00:50:49.059
up the article I sent you. Or the image I sent

00:50:49.059 --> 00:50:54.059
you. This is Doc Rivers. The doctor himself.

00:50:55.639 --> 00:50:59.480
Okay. He wants credit. I mean, does he deserve

00:50:59.480 --> 00:51:03.059
credit? We will see. But he wants credit. So

00:51:03.059 --> 00:51:06.480
he has blown, what, four or five 3 -1 leads in

00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:08.699
the playoffs, which is a pretty amazing feat,

00:51:08.760 --> 00:51:12.360
honestly, to blow that many leads. But he wants

00:51:12.360 --> 00:51:18.019
credit, you know, for getting the wins. So I'm

00:51:18.019 --> 00:51:20.679
going to say this, okay? The quote is, no one

00:51:20.679 --> 00:51:23.719
tells a real story, and I'm fine with that. It's

00:51:23.719 --> 00:51:25.800
unfair in some ways. I don't get enough credit

00:51:25.800 --> 00:51:28.130
for getting the three wins. I get... credit for

00:51:28.130 --> 00:51:32.130
losing well congrats you have the championship

00:51:32.130 --> 00:51:35.449
with boss that that's what like so many years

00:51:35.449 --> 00:51:37.909
ago no let's not bring them change there's nothing

00:51:37.909 --> 00:51:40.369
about that you know nothing about that let's

00:51:40.369 --> 00:51:43.269
let's stop in there let's let i'm getting there

00:51:43.269 --> 00:51:47.050
you keep cutting me off because you're like you

00:51:47.050 --> 00:51:50.369
start to act like me so no let me explain i don't

00:51:50.369 --> 00:51:54.429
act like you dog bro you have your moments so

00:51:56.360 --> 00:51:59.099
We get it. You have the championship, but Boston

00:51:59.099 --> 00:52:01.280
helped you get that with Paul Pierce, the prime

00:52:01.280 --> 00:52:03.000
Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, all that. But that's

00:52:03.000 --> 00:52:09.179
cool. But at the same time, though, you could

00:52:09.179 --> 00:52:11.119
be one of the greatest head coaches of all time

00:52:11.119 --> 00:52:15.940
if you didn't blow those leads. You've got to

00:52:15.940 --> 00:52:18.300
think, when you were with the Clippers, he blew

00:52:18.300 --> 00:52:21.780
two with the Clippers, one with the Magic, or

00:52:21.780 --> 00:52:25.199
maybe two with the Magic. I don't know. He blew

00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:31.280
a lot. Was it Milwaukee? No, he just got to Milwaukee

00:52:31.280 --> 00:52:34.579
last year. No, he was in the playoffs. He didn't

00:52:34.579 --> 00:52:40.380
blow a three -run lead. What team was he on before?

00:52:40.739 --> 00:52:44.039
Clippers. Yeah, he was on Clippers before Milwaukee.

00:52:44.320 --> 00:52:47.440
He blew a three -run lead in a bubble, and he

00:52:47.440 --> 00:52:50.400
blew a three -run lead another time before as

00:52:50.400 --> 00:52:55.320
well. Oh, yeah, he did. Okay, so... Yeah. But

00:52:55.320 --> 00:52:59.800
that's Doc Rivers being dumb. Because literally,

00:53:00.039 --> 00:53:01.840
you could be one of the greatest head coaches

00:53:01.840 --> 00:53:04.099
all the time if you didn't blow these three little

00:53:04.099 --> 00:53:06.760
leads. And you saying, I don't get enough credit

00:53:06.760 --> 00:53:09.980
for those three wins? Well, yeah. Because the

00:53:09.980 --> 00:53:15.079
point is to get four wins. Not three. Four. So

00:53:15.079 --> 00:53:19.699
that's... Okay. I'm going to kind of give a little...

00:53:19.699 --> 00:53:24.780
So... Imagine you're taking an exam, right, and

00:53:24.780 --> 00:53:27.780
there are seven questions on the exam. You got

00:53:27.780 --> 00:53:29.900
the first three questions right on the exam,

00:53:30.099 --> 00:53:33.440
but you got the next four wrong. Yeah. But, I

00:53:33.440 --> 00:53:36.800
mean, you got three out of seven on that exam.

00:53:36.920 --> 00:53:40.219
That's failing, right? But you got those first

00:53:40.219 --> 00:53:42.579
three questions right. So you're like, where

00:53:42.579 --> 00:53:44.719
is it? Because you got those first three questions

00:53:44.719 --> 00:53:50.429
right. Yeah. Let's focus on progress. Literally

00:53:50.429 --> 00:53:56.849
listening. No. No. No. No. We're on camera. No.

00:53:57.409 --> 00:53:59.929
No. We're on camera. That's a different sort

00:53:59.929 --> 00:54:04.489
of audio. So. Remember that. Remember that. Camera.

00:54:05.449 --> 00:54:08.550
So. Yeah. I've got an image of you doing that.

00:54:09.329 --> 00:54:14.030
So. When. We find a location to do this. With

00:54:14.030 --> 00:54:16.050
the camera. We've been talking about this for

00:54:16.050 --> 00:54:20.780
a while. That is. Okay, the purpose is dumbass.

00:54:20.800 --> 00:54:25.760
Yeah, the thing, um, do -do -do -do -do -do -do

00:54:25.760 --> 00:54:26.320
-do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do

00:54:26.320 --> 00:54:26.360
-do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do

00:54:26.360 --> 00:54:26.360
-do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do

00:54:26.360 --> 00:54:26.380
-do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do

00:54:26.380 --> 00:54:26.659
-do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do

00:54:26.659 --> 00:54:27.699
-do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do

00:54:27.699 --> 00:54:30.239
-do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do

00:54:30.239 --> 00:54:39.119
-do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do

00:54:39.119 --> 00:54:50.050
-do -do make a bracket, which is crazy. It's

00:54:50.050 --> 00:54:54.510
been crazy, like, doing the school focusing,

00:54:54.710 --> 00:54:58.309
so I didn't even make a bracket, but I was a

00:54:58.309 --> 00:55:04.250
team at D .C., so, like, I saw those three teams

00:55:04.250 --> 00:55:08.329
winning it. Right now, I think Florida had a

00:55:08.329 --> 00:55:12.170
really good shot at winning it. I think Florida

00:55:12.170 --> 00:55:20.159
has a chance. He's Duke. So, I didn't believe

00:55:20.159 --> 00:55:23.179
he has to do this because of how they're playing

00:55:23.179 --> 00:55:25.980
right now. I would like to see Duke win a championship.

00:55:26.579 --> 00:55:29.300
I thought you were anti -Gonzaga. I like Duke.

00:55:30.860 --> 00:55:36.480
Oh, you're anti -Gonzaga? Anti -Gonzaga. No,

00:55:36.940 --> 00:55:40.079
you were anti -Duke or Gonzaga. I remember you

00:55:40.079 --> 00:55:44.960
were one or the other. No, I liked Gonzaga whenever

00:55:44.960 --> 00:55:47.920
they were on their little championship run. So

00:55:47.920 --> 00:55:50.639
you were anti -Duke then? Mm -mm. I liked it.

00:55:50.679 --> 00:55:53.599
You were a warner -bealer. I remember. You have

00:55:53.599 --> 00:55:56.039
a terrible memory, son. Okay, hold up. I'm going

00:55:56.039 --> 00:55:59.760
to bring it back. Okay. Sophomore year of high

00:55:59.760 --> 00:56:02.780
school, I remember sitting in Miss Elsa's class

00:56:02.780 --> 00:56:05.980
with you and you being, like, super anti -Duke.

00:56:06.199 --> 00:56:10.219
I remember that. Either Duke or Gonzaga. I do

00:56:10.219 --> 00:56:19.949
remember that. You know, bro. I think it was

00:56:19.949 --> 00:56:26.750
Gonzaga. I think I hated Gonzaga. I think I hated

00:56:26.750 --> 00:56:28.489
Gonzaga. I hated Gonzaga more than anything.

00:56:28.849 --> 00:56:33.190
Because I really liked Zion when he was in college.

00:56:33.869 --> 00:56:38.550
But I do think Duke had a good shot at winning

00:56:38.550 --> 00:56:41.889
it. That's my personal opinion. And then the

00:56:41.889 --> 00:56:44.519
women's. Do you want to talk about women's? Sadly,

00:56:44.639 --> 00:56:48.260
as of a couple hours ago, LSU lost. So I have

00:56:48.260 --> 00:56:51.400
no rooting interest, no watching interest either,

00:56:51.460 --> 00:56:54.579
to be honest, in women's basketball. Sorry, not

00:56:54.579 --> 00:56:57.920
sorry, but I'm not a watcher of women's basketball.

00:56:58.960 --> 00:57:04.360
I mean, unless it's LSU. With Juju Hurt and I

00:57:04.360 --> 00:57:06.900
don't really care for UCLA, I got South Carolina

00:57:06.900 --> 00:57:11.210
winning. So give me the run back. Gave you the

00:57:11.210 --> 00:57:13.070
game cock. You like all the cocks, don't you?

00:57:13.949 --> 00:57:17.409
I mean. Now you're just being gay. Dude, this

00:57:17.409 --> 00:57:20.849
guy over here, this guy over here. Bro, you're

00:57:20.849 --> 00:57:24.690
saying this stuff. It refers to a chicken. It

00:57:24.690 --> 00:57:27.650
refers to a chicken. Oh, you're that dense in

00:57:27.650 --> 00:57:30.889
the brain. I know you are. No, I'm not. But,

00:57:30.889 --> 00:57:36.170
yeah, we got South Carolina repeating. It's okay.

00:57:36.550 --> 00:57:39.030
So now we're going to move to NFL free agency.

00:57:41.199 --> 00:57:44.960
Russell Wilson. The Giants are dumb. Okay, let's

00:57:44.960 --> 00:57:46.639
just bring it off the top of our head. Why do

00:57:46.639 --> 00:57:50.099
you have to look up stuff? Better stuff went

00:57:50.099 --> 00:57:54.039
up. So, okay. Russell Wilson. Let's start with

00:57:54.039 --> 00:57:59.400
him first. I felt like they should have gotten

00:57:59.400 --> 00:58:03.199
him before they got Jameis. Because there's no

00:58:03.199 --> 00:58:05.380
point. Look, you could have spent that money

00:58:05.380 --> 00:58:09.000
you had on Jameis or in another position play.

00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:12.559
See, I feel like it was kind of dumb to get both

00:58:12.559 --> 00:58:16.659
of them. And that makes me think they're not

00:58:16.659 --> 00:58:20.780
getting drafting a quarterback now. Because my

00:58:20.780 --> 00:58:23.440
thought was they're absolutely drafting either

00:58:23.440 --> 00:58:26.559
Shador or Kane Ward, whichever falls to them.

00:58:27.619 --> 00:58:29.460
Assuming the Browns don't pick one of those.

00:58:30.019 --> 00:58:32.900
So now that they got both Russ and Jameis, that

00:58:32.900 --> 00:58:35.699
leads me to believe they're not going after a

00:58:35.699 --> 00:58:39.260
quarterback. They're not. But it also spoke to

00:58:39.260 --> 00:58:42.619
what I said on the last episode. I did say they

00:58:42.619 --> 00:58:44.420
were going to possibly go for an experienced

00:58:44.420 --> 00:58:46.539
quarterback like Aaron Hodges or Russell Wilson.

00:58:46.760 --> 00:58:49.199
And then just get a position player like a Will

00:58:49.199 --> 00:58:51.480
Gamble out of it. Which, I mean, it's not a bad

00:58:51.480 --> 00:58:55.460
move, but at the same time, no. Look, I don't

00:58:55.460 --> 00:58:57.480
think that's smart for the Giants. Because the

00:58:57.480 --> 00:59:01.420
Giants aren't contenders. And if you're trying

00:59:01.420 --> 00:59:04.780
to get a veteran quarterback, that means you

00:59:04.780 --> 00:59:07.610
want to be a contender. But they're not. So they

00:59:07.610 --> 00:59:10.429
should try to build a young team around the draft.

00:59:10.949 --> 00:59:13.250
In my opinion, you could have used that money

00:59:13.250 --> 00:59:15.530
you had on James Winston. Like, see, the team

00:59:15.530 --> 00:59:17.929
that I like, that I've watched the most in free

00:59:17.929 --> 00:59:22.250
agency, that I've liked, the Patriots. The Patriots

00:59:22.250 --> 00:59:25.170
have spreaded out their whole... Yeah, they're

00:59:25.170 --> 00:59:26.889
doing some good stuff over there in New England.

00:59:27.849 --> 00:59:30.949
You know, they played New York City, which shall

00:59:30.949 --> 00:59:36.679
not be named. In the same state as a city that

00:59:36.679 --> 00:59:42.519
shall not be named. But they have... Yeah, they

00:59:42.519 --> 00:59:47.539
practically spread out their free agency pretty

00:59:47.539 --> 00:59:50.739
smart. So that's a team that I do expect them

00:59:50.739 --> 00:59:56.699
to be good. But as of the Giants, though, they

00:59:56.699 --> 00:59:58.420
could have spent money getting another position

00:59:58.420 --> 01:00:00.699
player and then getting Will Campbell out of

01:00:00.699 --> 01:00:04.800
it. Or another position player out of it. Instead,

01:00:04.900 --> 01:00:08.000
they're just dumb. What other created signings

01:00:08.000 --> 01:00:13.679
did they have that we didn't cover? Fields, Golden

01:00:13.679 --> 01:00:15.860
Jets. Yeah, we did talk about Fields, Golden

01:00:15.860 --> 01:00:22.360
Jets. And St. Donald's. Oh, yeah. Seattle. Vancouver.

01:00:24.800 --> 01:00:29.170
So, I thought we did talk about that. We talked

01:00:29.170 --> 01:00:30.929
about them being created somewhere that they

01:00:30.929 --> 01:00:33.329
could possibly go. Yeah, okay. So Cooper Cup

01:00:33.329 --> 01:00:37.030
went to the Seahawks and Sam Donald's on the

01:00:37.030 --> 01:00:39.969
Seahawks now. So their offense is going to be

01:00:39.969 --> 01:00:45.170
better with Coop and Donald. In my opinion, they

01:00:45.170 --> 01:00:50.670
just replaced DK Metcalf with Cooper Cup. It's

01:00:50.670 --> 01:00:54.230
just been... It's not really a step up. But Sam

01:00:54.230 --> 01:00:57.940
Donald's a step up from Gino. As of how they

01:00:57.940 --> 01:01:00.920
play that season? We will see. As of how they

01:01:00.920 --> 01:01:04.059
both play that season, he is. We will see. I

01:01:04.059 --> 01:01:06.059
guess we'll see. I feel like if you just put

01:01:06.059 --> 01:01:10.219
any quarterback in that Vikings room right now,

01:01:10.239 --> 01:01:12.639
they're going to be... So if you put Ryan Leaf

01:01:12.639 --> 01:01:16.179
in that Vikings... They might, and you never

01:01:16.179 --> 01:01:19.099
know. If you put Jamarcus Russell in that QB

01:01:19.099 --> 01:01:21.239
room... Shit, you'd throw him to the number one

01:01:21.239 --> 01:01:23.739
receiver in football, would you? You'd throw

01:01:23.739 --> 01:01:33.059
him to fucking... Okay. Let's see. Justin Fields.

01:01:34.019 --> 01:01:37.420
Have fun running for your life, buddy. Okay.

01:01:38.980 --> 01:01:41.800
The Jets will have more wins this season with

01:01:41.800 --> 01:01:44.860
Fields than they did last season with Rodgers.

01:01:45.059 --> 01:01:48.639
No. Yes, they will. I will put money on it, my

01:01:48.639 --> 01:01:55.900
friend. Five. I kind of want to make another

01:01:55.900 --> 01:01:58.440
$20 bet. Well, we can make another $20. You better

01:01:58.440 --> 01:02:01.699
write these down, dog. Well, no. I don't know.

01:02:01.800 --> 01:02:04.300
We'll see about that. We shook on the last one.

01:02:04.659 --> 01:02:07.300
We did shake on the last one. So you have to

01:02:07.300 --> 01:02:08.860
write that one down because you shook on it.

01:02:09.719 --> 01:02:12.739
We'll think about it. But they're having more

01:02:12.739 --> 01:02:16.260
than five wins with Justin Fields. I'm not going

01:02:16.260 --> 01:02:19.639
to say that. Why take pictures of me, dog? Now,

01:02:19.739 --> 01:02:24.789
you call me the gay one? No. Motherfucker, I

01:02:24.789 --> 01:02:27.650
told you before we even started that, I said,

01:02:27.730 --> 01:02:29.989
hey, I'm gonna do some behind -the -scenes stuff.

01:02:30.530 --> 01:02:37.670
Or some of our shit. So, yeah. Language. Language.

01:02:39.090 --> 01:02:42.469
That was not a bad word. Yeah, get it together.

01:02:43.630 --> 01:02:50.130
So, uh, yeah. I do believe, though, that Justin

01:02:50.130 --> 01:02:52.119
feels really running for his life. That's just

01:02:52.119 --> 01:02:55.980
the former Jets fan. You're not a Jets fan? What

01:02:55.980 --> 01:02:59.360
happened? Do you want to talk about it? Maybe

01:02:59.360 --> 01:03:01.940
share your feelings? No, my favorite player is

01:03:01.940 --> 01:03:04.719
not over there anymore. So your favorite player

01:03:04.719 --> 01:03:07.119
doesn't have a team. So you're teamless right

01:03:07.119 --> 01:03:09.559
now. Yeah, I'm teamless right now. Wow, how does

01:03:09.559 --> 01:03:12.960
it feel? It feels pretty good. I don't have to

01:03:12.960 --> 01:03:16.239
deal with sorry expectations. If he goes to the

01:03:16.239 --> 01:03:18.659
Steelers, I swear I'm going to be pissed. That's

01:03:18.659 --> 01:03:21.159
where he's going to end up. It looks like he's

01:03:21.159 --> 01:03:24.000
ending up in the Steelers. I know. Black and

01:03:24.000 --> 01:03:25.880
yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow. I

01:03:25.880 --> 01:03:27.420
mean, I would hope. Is that your theme song now?

01:03:27.639 --> 01:03:29.159
I would hope the Vikings, you know, would sign

01:03:29.159 --> 01:03:32.320
him. That's honest. I broke that down last episode

01:03:32.320 --> 01:03:35.059
about how that should happen, but the Vikings

01:03:35.059 --> 01:03:38.260
look like they don't want that. Yeah. So your

01:03:38.260 --> 01:03:41.039
theme song is black and yellow. Oh, well, so,

01:03:41.139 --> 01:03:46.530
but yeah, that's the only other free agent. That's

01:03:46.530 --> 01:03:48.849
only, like, notable ones I can think of off the

01:03:48.849 --> 01:03:53.869
top of my head. All right. And then, do you want

01:03:53.869 --> 01:03:56.289
to do your MLB segment? Yeah, let's go for it.

01:03:56.349 --> 01:04:00.690
So, opening day, the biggest, one of the biggest

01:04:00.690 --> 01:04:03.650
days in the year for baseball happened a couple

01:04:03.650 --> 01:04:08.929
days ago, and I was so excited. Opening day,

01:04:08.969 --> 01:04:11.309
you had Yankees taking on the Brewers, and then

01:04:11.309 --> 01:04:13.929
you had Dodgers taking on the Tigers, I believe.

01:04:14.750 --> 01:04:18.230
And the Dodgers are just so stacked. It's unfair.

01:04:20.429 --> 01:04:23.949
It's unfair how stacked the Dodgers are. They

01:04:23.949 --> 01:04:27.849
have two amazing Japanese pitchers. I mean, you

01:04:27.849 --> 01:04:32.789
have Mookie Betts on the team doing crazy stuff.

01:04:34.769 --> 01:04:38.769
Freddie Freeman, he's a beast. I don't know what

01:04:38.769 --> 01:04:41.030
to say other than the Dodgers are stacked. And

01:04:41.030 --> 01:04:46.920
it's unfair. It's unfair. Like, there should

01:04:46.920 --> 01:04:50.739
be a salary cap in baseball to make it fair to

01:04:50.739 --> 01:04:54.039
these other teams. The Dodgers can't take up

01:04:54.039 --> 01:04:58.559
all the talent in the world. I really do feel

01:04:58.559 --> 01:05:00.719
strongly that there needs to be a salary cap

01:05:00.719 --> 01:05:05.000
in baseball. Like, you can have the Dodgers just

01:05:05.000 --> 01:05:07.940
going off getting everybody. That's all I need.

01:05:08.780 --> 01:05:11.840
So, you actually think it's fair that the Dodgers

01:05:11.840 --> 01:05:17.420
get to have... 200 million more dollars. Talk

01:05:17.420 --> 01:05:20.380
with your mouth, please. LA, baby. Let's go,

01:05:20.480 --> 01:05:23.440
Dodgers. So, do you think it's fair that the

01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:26.239
Dodgers get spent 100 million more dollars than

01:05:26.239 --> 01:05:31.139
some other teams? Absolutely. Why do you think

01:05:31.139 --> 01:05:34.659
it's fair? No, no. Let's try to be logical. Where's

01:05:34.659 --> 01:05:36.739
the facts? That's my catchphrase. Where's the

01:05:36.739 --> 01:05:38.039
facts? We haven't said that in a while, bro.

01:05:38.159 --> 01:05:40.360
Well, I'm bringing it back. You're bringing it

01:05:40.360 --> 01:05:41.900
back. I'm bringing it back. I'm getting my shirt.

01:05:42.940 --> 01:05:45.320
Remember, we talked about your shirts. I'm getting

01:05:45.320 --> 01:05:47.619
my shirt that says Words to Facts. Well, you

01:05:47.619 --> 01:05:53.840
need to wear it when we get cameras. If this

01:05:53.840 --> 01:05:57.599
guy puts any effort into the podcast, that'll

01:05:57.599 --> 01:06:04.260
be the day I am done. I mean, that's like, hey,

01:06:04.300 --> 01:06:06.960
let's do it. You came up with a topic idea today,

01:06:07.139 --> 01:06:11.019
and you're like, oh my gosh, I'm so cute. Topic

01:06:11.019 --> 01:06:15.360
ideas. No. First time we did that ever. Oh, no,

01:06:15.440 --> 01:06:18.460
no, no. You were a lot. You were a lot. You were

01:06:18.460 --> 01:06:22.619
a lot right there. I'm telling you. I'm telling

01:06:22.619 --> 01:06:22.980
you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling

01:06:22.980 --> 01:06:23.420
you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling

01:06:23.420 --> 01:06:53.119
you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. My friend,

01:06:53.179 --> 01:07:01.039
really? I don't. You have evidence. You don't

01:07:01.039 --> 01:07:03.059
have evidence to do it then, right? There we

01:07:03.059 --> 01:07:05.619
go. Are we doing it square and fair? Yeah, we're

01:07:05.619 --> 01:07:07.679
doing it square and fair. That's fair. We're

01:07:07.679 --> 01:07:13.150
doing it square and fair. No, I don't. Why are

01:07:13.150 --> 01:07:16.449
you looking? I'm looking at your face, and you're

01:07:16.449 --> 01:07:20.190
just, like, pulling your shirt. Well, you see

01:07:20.190 --> 01:07:23.090
my pants underneath my shirt, and so I'm trying

01:07:23.090 --> 01:07:33.250
to grab it. Well, keep your baseball cap. I don't

01:07:33.250 --> 01:07:41.130
have a team. I'm just, you know. I want to thank

01:07:41.130 --> 01:07:42.829
Southgate, and I don't know if this one is the

01:07:42.829 --> 01:07:45.230
right one. Nationals Park, I'm going to do the

01:07:45.230 --> 01:07:49.710
Nationals. I'm a little bit of an NL guy. Honestly,

01:07:49.869 --> 01:07:55.309
I love to go to pot grays, and I mean cups. I

01:07:55.309 --> 01:07:59.389
always like the cups I get. And let's camp out

01:07:59.389 --> 01:08:03.409
in, yeah, the basin, but I don't see how bad

01:08:03.409 --> 01:08:07.030
their stadium situation is. Get it together.

01:08:12.380 --> 01:08:16.399
I'm fed up with the athletics and the rave. Playing

01:08:16.399 --> 01:08:22.979
in the air is a disaster for me. Well, I'm actually

01:08:22.979 --> 01:08:36.180
comfortable with my USB 6 .0. So, anyway, I go

01:08:36.180 --> 01:08:48.369
back to the fan. They did. Yeah, I feel bad.

01:08:50.170 --> 01:08:53.810
You know, the athletics owner is a piece of S

01:08:53.810 --> 01:08:58.869
-H -I -T. I didn't say it, did I? You spelled

01:08:58.869 --> 01:09:01.689
it, though. I can spell many things, but I didn't

01:09:01.689 --> 01:09:04.909
say it. You're right, but a competent person

01:09:04.909 --> 01:09:08.579
can do this. He said this word. All it had to

01:09:08.579 --> 01:09:13.279
do was spell it out. But, yeah. I feel bad for,

01:09:13.399 --> 01:09:17.060
yeah, athletic stands in Oakland. Moving to Vegas

01:09:17.060 --> 01:09:19.939
is not the move. And I'm tired of all these teams

01:09:19.939 --> 01:09:22.800
moving to Vegas. I'm dead tired of it. I'm sick

01:09:22.800 --> 01:09:26.939
of it. It makes me sick. All right. So, is that

01:09:26.939 --> 01:09:30.960
your recap? Sure. I mean, I guess it wasn't much

01:09:30.960 --> 01:09:34.210
of a recap, but, I mean, I'm just... This, I'm

01:09:34.210 --> 01:09:37.409
just excited to see opening day. Okay, and so

01:09:37.409 --> 01:09:40.890
now with this episode, I'm also going to do,

01:09:40.989 --> 01:09:44.109
I'm bringing back Evan's UFC picks. I'm not,

01:09:44.170 --> 01:09:45.609
we're going to do, I'm going to do a further

01:09:45.609 --> 01:09:49.010
breakdown in another episode. But in this episode,

01:09:49.090 --> 01:09:52.510
I'm just picking winners. So. That's not like

01:09:52.510 --> 01:09:55.210
exciting content where you just pick winners.

01:09:55.449 --> 01:09:57.430
Okay, well, I'll give an in -depth explanation.

01:09:57.630 --> 01:10:02.369
So, we got the, I'm doing picks for UFC 314.

01:10:03.559 --> 01:10:08.239
Featherweight, we're doing main cards. I don't

01:10:08.239 --> 01:10:11.739
do no prelims. So, first fight of the main card,

01:10:11.880 --> 01:10:14.079
because the Carlos Prate fight got canceled,

01:10:14.239 --> 01:10:17.899
is Yair Rodriguez versus Patricio Pitbull. I

01:10:17.899 --> 01:10:19.600
do believe Patricio Pitbull is going to win.

01:10:20.859 --> 01:10:25.500
I don't think Yair is on the downside. So, give

01:10:25.500 --> 01:10:29.319
me Patricio Pitbull. Featherweight, Bryce Mitchell

01:10:29.319 --> 01:10:33.050
versus Gene Silva. You meet Gene Silva. The Fighting

01:10:33.050 --> 01:10:36.649
Nerds have been on a roll. I believe he's going

01:10:36.649 --> 01:10:38.170
to stand with Bryce. He's going to knock out

01:10:38.170 --> 01:10:41.229
Bryce, and he's going to have a seizure again.

01:10:43.890 --> 01:10:46.029
Michael Chandler, okay. We're getting on to the

01:10:46.029 --> 01:10:51.130
co -main and main event. The lightweight co -main

01:10:51.130 --> 01:10:52.890
event, Michael Chandler versus Patty Pimplett.

01:10:53.069 --> 01:10:57.029
Give me Michael Chandler over Patty Pimplett

01:10:57.029 --> 01:11:00.289
by decision. I do believe Chandler's going to

01:11:00.289 --> 01:11:05.039
out -wrestle him. And I do believe he's going

01:11:05.039 --> 01:11:06.760
to give Patty a run for his money because he's

01:11:06.760 --> 01:11:09.100
an actual contender, actual ranked opponent.

01:11:09.420 --> 01:11:13.119
So give me Michael Chandler on that. And so then

01:11:13.119 --> 01:11:17.060
finally, give me Alexander Volkanovsky versus

01:11:17.060 --> 01:11:21.279
Diego Lopez. Give me Volk. Volk has had a history

01:11:21.279 --> 01:11:27.260
of beating up taller fighters. He's always been

01:11:27.260 --> 01:11:30.430
able to use their roots against them. I personally

01:11:30.430 --> 01:11:32.390
believe Bulk is going to come out on top. Now,

01:11:32.409 --> 01:11:34.289
if Diego Lopez does come out on top, I wouldn't

01:11:34.289 --> 01:11:38.550
be surprised. But, and I wouldn't be mad about

01:11:38.550 --> 01:11:41.510
it, but I'm also like Bulk a lot. So, that's

01:11:41.510 --> 01:11:43.449
my personal fix. That's my little thumbnail.

01:11:44.470 --> 01:11:46.529
It's not really an in -depth explanation, but

01:11:46.529 --> 01:11:49.789
it was quick and short to the point. Because

01:11:49.789 --> 01:11:54.989
the topic's written on my iPad. And then we got

01:11:54.989 --> 01:11:57.390
one more topic. Then we got to film the next

01:11:57.390 --> 01:12:34.130
episode. Well, okay. Okay. I like your theory.

01:12:34.409 --> 01:12:37.090
So if you get a conspiracy theory, you want to

01:12:37.090 --> 01:12:39.789
throw it out. So today's conspiracy theory is

01:12:39.789 --> 01:12:45.449
if dinosaurs rule. Or dinosaurs rule. So this

01:12:45.449 --> 01:12:50.649
is a new segment. I want to do the intro for

01:12:50.649 --> 01:13:27.500
this. So. Yeah, we both Okay, you're crazy. So,

01:13:27.579 --> 01:13:36.460
uh, yeah, it's crazy. So, uh, he told him, well,

01:13:36.539 --> 01:13:40.619
I'm not crazy, but he is crazy. So then he started

01:13:40.619 --> 01:13:45.279
saying it's in Indonesia. Like, you know, this

01:13:45.279 --> 01:13:50.319
is what it is. He's trying to dismiss. Dude.

01:13:50.859 --> 01:13:59.229
Don't imagine. There you go. There you go. Yeah,

01:13:59.350 --> 01:14:01.869
it's on the map. I told you. Yep, it's on the

01:14:01.869 --> 01:14:07.329
map. Yeah, just one. So, that is a ceratops.

01:14:07.489 --> 01:14:13.149
So, back to the medics. So, yeah, I heard a ceratops

01:14:13.149 --> 01:14:18.489
in the need. I was like, lay the sword. I haven't

01:14:18.489 --> 01:14:26.270
tried anything. Just look at you. And so we started

01:14:26.270 --> 01:14:29.390
getting to the point of, okay, are dinosaurs

01:14:29.390 --> 01:14:33.029
real? I said, here's the point I said. All land

01:14:33.029 --> 01:14:41.770
dinosaurs are gone. Bye -bye. But you saw one

01:14:41.770 --> 01:14:45.229
video and just all of a sudden think, oh, man.

01:14:45.409 --> 01:14:47.989
I'm traveling to Indonesia, and I'm proving we're

01:14:47.989 --> 01:14:51.609
not. We're an important organization that supports

01:14:51.609 --> 01:14:54.449
the research of this. you act like i don't know

01:14:54.449 --> 01:14:57.670
what i'm talking about are you part of any organizations

01:14:57.670 --> 01:15:00.670
no all you do is you're a low -level cop that's

01:15:00.670 --> 01:15:04.409
all you do all the time hey don't need to put

01:15:04.409 --> 01:15:06.630
my personal life out there like that so yeah

01:15:06.630 --> 01:15:11.789
yeah watch the watch the watch that so uh yeah

01:15:11.789 --> 01:15:16.409
so you're so secure you're still putting my personal

01:15:16.409 --> 01:15:18.729
business out there whoa whoa whoa calm down you

01:15:18.729 --> 01:15:20.029
just talking about putting the tip of the iceberg

01:15:20.029 --> 01:15:22.890
in your mouth i don't want to hear that so But

01:15:22.890 --> 01:15:25.170
let me support it. He's talking about putting

01:15:25.170 --> 01:15:26.750
the tip of an iceberg in your mouth. So let me

01:15:26.750 --> 01:15:30.130
get this point. So we're going to do this real

01:15:30.130 --> 01:15:32.210
quick because it is 946. And then we got to film

01:15:32.210 --> 01:15:33.890
an episode because the library does close up

01:15:33.890 --> 01:15:38.449
a lot. So I believe every like water. There is

01:15:38.449 --> 01:15:40.989
water dinosaurs because we've only discovered

01:15:40.989 --> 01:15:44.229
like what 5 % 5 % of water on Earth. Probably

01:15:44.229 --> 01:15:46.229
less than that. Yeah. Like, yeah, less than that.

01:15:46.289 --> 01:15:48.229
So I do believe that there are water dinosaurs.

01:15:48.310 --> 01:15:50.789
Like I was telling my buddy this the other day.

01:15:51.079 --> 01:15:52.539
I said, I believe in stuff like the Loch Ness

01:15:52.539 --> 01:15:55.539
Monster. I definitely believe that. Okay. And

01:15:55.539 --> 01:15:59.500
this guy trying to call me crazy. I'm sorry,

01:15:59.600 --> 01:16:04.460
Mr. Bird. Birds are not real. So, yeah, I don't

01:16:04.460 --> 01:16:07.960
want to hear that. At least there is a picture

01:16:07.960 --> 01:16:13.180
of the Loch Ness Monster. Okay. You, on the other

01:16:13.180 --> 01:16:15.939
hand, I literally asked you today, have you shot

01:16:15.939 --> 01:16:19.750
a bird before? No. I'm sorry, I'm not a violent

01:16:19.750 --> 01:16:22.050
person that goes shooting stuff like you are.

01:16:22.430 --> 01:16:24.109
Apparently you went shooting at schools or something?

01:16:24.510 --> 01:16:26.829
No, what? You were talking about shooting stuff

01:16:26.829 --> 01:16:29.810
all the time, I guess, weren't you? No, I'm not.

01:16:29.810 --> 01:16:31.369
You're trying to shoot every bird in this planet,

01:16:31.390 --> 01:16:35.930
huh? I'm going to get the bird activist after

01:16:35.930 --> 01:16:39.050
you. It would help you a lot, wouldn't it? Because

01:16:39.050 --> 01:16:40.829
the government should be tracking you then, wouldn't

01:16:40.829 --> 01:16:44.449
it? Exactly. I rest my case. But back to the

01:16:44.449 --> 01:16:48.090
dinosaur one. So, yeah. i do believe that there

01:16:48.090 --> 01:16:52.590
are water dinosaurs but then i also feel like

01:16:52.590 --> 01:16:55.590
they're also like so slowly semi -evolved like

01:16:55.590 --> 01:16:58.050
for example an alligator an alligator technically

01:16:58.050 --> 01:17:01.489
a dinosaur but it's been evolved so so technically

01:17:01.489 --> 01:17:06.810
dinosaurs or you know they're a nurse yeah by

01:17:06.810 --> 01:17:09.390
your logic you said they were not not the lame

01:17:09.390 --> 01:17:12.409
dinosaur alligators are lame dinosaurs no they're

01:17:12.409 --> 01:17:14.909
not no they're in the water more than anything

01:17:14.909 --> 01:17:20.100
stop it They go and land in water. It's not just

01:17:20.100 --> 01:17:23.359
like... They go and land a sunbathe. Think about

01:17:23.359 --> 01:17:26.560
that, Landon. They go and land a sunbathe. And

01:17:26.560 --> 01:17:30.239
then they get back in the water. So, no. No.

01:17:30.859 --> 01:17:33.159
So, explain your point. They have legs for a

01:17:33.159 --> 01:17:35.119
reason, Evan. Explain your point, Landon. They

01:17:35.119 --> 01:17:37.340
have legs for a reason, Evan. Explain your point.

01:17:38.279 --> 01:17:43.159
Okay. So, I am part of an organization that really

01:17:43.159 --> 01:17:47.270
researches this stuff. And it is, we're looking

01:17:47.270 --> 01:17:51.750
at tri -stereotopes in Indonesia. And you feel

01:17:51.750 --> 01:17:54.289
like anyone would want to take a look at this.

01:17:54.810 --> 01:17:58.470
Okay. Travel to Indonesia for your first time.

01:17:58.670 --> 01:18:02.210
And look at the stuff, like look it up, you know,

01:18:02.270 --> 01:18:05.630
and travel to Indonesia. And try to talk to the

01:18:05.630 --> 01:18:09.909
locals on the island. Where these dinosaurs live.

01:18:11.050 --> 01:18:40.470
I've seen video of this. um with my weak ass

01:18:40.470 --> 01:18:45.689
buddy you think i can pick up Not to mention

01:18:45.689 --> 01:18:48.630
transport it to the United States. Like come

01:18:48.630 --> 01:18:51.989
on. The government would probably really be after

01:18:51.989 --> 01:18:55.170
me. Trying to bring a dinosaur to you. They're

01:18:55.170 --> 01:18:58.170
apparently already on you. They are. Exactly.

01:18:59.310 --> 01:19:02.310
Might as well just have them on you already.

01:19:02.609 --> 01:19:07.090
Bring the dinosaur. These birds have been following

01:19:07.090 --> 01:19:11.689
me guys. I was walking in Baton Rouge. I was

01:19:11.689 --> 01:19:14.210
walking down the street. You know, trying to

01:19:14.210 --> 01:19:17.529
get my car. And I see these flocks of birds flying

01:19:17.529 --> 01:19:21.329
over me. And I swear they're getting lower, like

01:19:21.329 --> 01:19:25.489
closer to me. And I'm like, birds, what are you

01:19:25.489 --> 01:19:28.189
doing? I know you're not real, but please stop

01:19:28.189 --> 01:19:32.470
going after me. And I shot up to the sky. Hey,

01:19:32.689 --> 01:19:35.270
stop following me. Like I shot it up to the sky.

01:19:35.550 --> 01:19:38.189
And then they stopped following you? No, they

01:19:38.189 --> 01:19:41.369
did not. I got in my car and I drove off. Obviously.

01:19:42.079 --> 01:19:45.220
I mean, birds can't keep up with a car. Obviously.

01:19:47.899 --> 01:19:50.300
Technology's not that good, birds. You gotta

01:19:50.300 --> 01:19:52.520
step up your game, government. You gotta step

01:19:52.520 --> 01:19:54.380
up your game, government. You can't come after

01:19:54.380 --> 01:19:58.439
me. I'm like a ninja in these streets, dog. But

01:19:58.439 --> 01:20:03.380
that is the end of this episode. I do apologize

01:20:03.380 --> 01:20:06.279
for everyone being so bad in this episode. I'll

01:20:06.279 --> 01:20:08.979
try to have them be better in the next episode.

01:20:09.920 --> 01:20:12.119
There's... little i can do about that though

01:20:12.119 --> 01:20:16.159
he's kind of stuck in his dumb ways language

01:20:16.159 --> 01:20:20.760
no i'm not stuck in my ways no no that is language

01:20:20.760 --> 01:20:22.640
though you got to be careful with that we're

01:20:22.640 --> 01:20:36.640
trying to go after the kids and then i looked

01:20:36.640 --> 01:20:39.199
back how i see it maybe i should have said it

01:20:39.199 --> 01:20:43.350
that way You know? You should not have said it

01:20:43.350 --> 01:20:45.630
that way. Like, see, all the others start at

01:20:45.630 --> 01:20:49.670
school, but... No. No. Okay, me saying we should

01:20:49.670 --> 01:20:52.149
come after the kids, maybe I shouldn't have said

01:20:52.149 --> 01:20:55.489
that. Maybe what I should have said instead...

01:20:55.489 --> 01:21:00.949
Play your words wisely now. So, I want all the

01:21:00.949 --> 01:21:03.750
kids to come. Although, I'm not going to speak.

01:21:03.989 --> 01:21:06.449
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't trust you. You lost

01:21:06.449 --> 01:21:08.409
talking privileges after that one. Nope. Nope,

01:21:08.470 --> 01:21:10.390
nope, nope. Okay, no, nope. Then you can't do

01:21:10.390 --> 01:21:13.279
it to me, okay? All the kids need to watch and

01:21:13.279 --> 01:21:16.760
listen to our podcast and really take our advice.

01:21:17.279 --> 01:21:19.960
And I'm a good bull model for the kids. No, you

01:21:19.960 --> 01:21:25.159
are not. No, you are not. You are a lie. No,

01:21:25.180 --> 01:21:30.100
no, no. I am. I can teach the kids a lot. Oh,

01:21:30.100 --> 01:21:35.680
really? Oh, really, huh? I have experience in

01:21:35.680 --> 01:21:41.619
many things with children. Okay. I'm going to

01:21:41.619 --> 01:21:44.319
shut up now. Yeah, yeah, okay. This was an amazing

01:21:44.319 --> 01:21:47.380
podcast. Hope you all enjoyed this episode. And

01:21:47.380 --> 01:21:49.880
shout out to Landon for being weird.