What is up everyone? This is Evan Johnson here
with my amazing co -host Landon Davis. And so
we have been on a two -week hiatus because we
had Mardi Gras one week and then we had St. Patrick's
Day next week because we were going to film last
week. But I was in Baton Rouge, Landon was in
Baton Rouge, and I texted him midway through
the day. And I told him, Landon, are we going
to film a podcast today? And he was like, I don't
know. And then 6 o 'clock came. I told him, we
ain't going to do a podcast today. So we're going
to do. So what we got coming up for y 'all is.
It is late at night. During my intro. So what
we got going on for y 'all is. We are doing two
episodes. So we're filming. We're filming two
episodes tonight. and so y 'all get this other
episode y 'all ain't gonna get it like earlier
in the week though but y 'all are going to get
it y 'all may get it whenever y 'all may get
it this week me and lena will talk about it we'll
think about it but just to make up for you know
uh another like us not uploading for the past
two weeks so give y 'all give y 'all something
to jaw at, you know, get your minds educated,
you know what I'm saying? So that's what we're
going to do, okay? And so now we're going to
jump into our very first topic. How does that
sound, Mr. Landon? I firstly want to say, hola,
bonjour, konnichiwa, nihao, any form of hello
you have. In the world, I would like to express
to you my gratitude for listening to the podcast.
Okay, okay. Yes. Namaste, my friends. Salam.
Anya, say hello. Any form of hello, I got you.
So, with that being said, we're going to get
straight into our topics. So. Our very first
topic that we're going to talk about is the NBA
season recap. We're near the end anyway. You're
very near the end. Very, very close, my friends.
So close you can just feel it on the tip of your
tongue. You can just feel that little end of
the season around your mouth. The end is near,
my friends. Hey, bro, you didn't have to be gay
with it. See, how's that gay? you see that's
your mind thinking like that my friend no no
bro no because you're over here at the end of
the season if you're the tip of the season the
tip is in your mouth you can just taste the tip
of the season that's how close it is think about
what the you're saying the tip is in your mouth
yes because like imagine you're like down in
your like esophagus is I mean, clearly, the tip
is there. You're not saving yourself, bro. Okay,
so, NBA season recap is near the end anyway.
Yes. So, what do we think? Do we want to go team
by team, you know, like we did for the NFL? We
can. Yeah, we could go team by team. and evaluate
their season obviously we can't evaluate their
playoffs because the playoffs haven't happened
yet but we can pretty much evaluate their regular
season because there's only like two weeks left
in the regular season we get off yeah we get
also we're gonna do our own personal teams first
so yes we can get that out of the way right so
i'm gonna start first As in my, as in, I was
gonna say. Oh, you're joining the Miami Heat
fan club. Welcome, welcome to the club, my friend.
Hell no. Pronounce Tyler Hero as you learn, savior.
Hell no. All you have to do is just. Austin Reeves
is better. And LaMelo Ball is better. Stop it.
This man is just trying to annoy me. They're
both. And I am not gonna allow it. I have proved
Austin Reeves is better, bro. You suck. I am
not gonna allow him to annoy me. As a New Orleans
Pelicans fan, at the beginning of the season,
we looked like a championship roster with the
way we looked, okay? Stop. Stop. Championship
roster? We looked. No. No. There is no championship
roster with the Pelicans. Let me fucking speak,
motherfucker. All right. Sorry for the cursing.
Anyways. No, no. We can have a debate. No. Let
me speak real quick, okay? But. Looks can be
deceiving, okay? And they were very much deceiving
to your eyes. To your eyes, not to my eyes. I
didn't see a championship roster. They were championship
rosters. But to your eyes, you saw a 10 out of
10 girl. And she was really a 1 out of 10 with
a hunchback and freckles all over her body. And
she had moles everywhere. She had a cone head.
You saw a 10 out of 10, like Sabrina Carpenter,
Sydney Sweeney. You got the 1 out of 10. I got
the perfect comparison, okay? I saw Sydney Sweeney,
you know, perfect roster. You saw Sydney Sweeney.
But then, it's like when you see a 10 out of
10, but then you realize they're batshit crazy,
and so they're automatically 1 out of 10 due
to their personality. So, that's what the Pelicans
are. Well, okay. I don't think a 1 out of 10.
I don't think personality can make a 10 out of
10 and 1 out of 10. Well, I'm talking about looks
-wise. Looking at the roster, it looked fucking
solid. It didn't look like championship contenders.
They looked like playoff contenders. They looked
like maybe conference finals out of the highest.
Stop it. Stop this, man. Championship roster.
What drugs did you take before you filmed? I
just took none. I don't take any. Anyways. This
man is a liar. He takes drugs on the daily. No,
I don't. And I approve. No, I don't. You approve
anything that's against me. So, uh, no. Here's
the thing. In the beginning of the season, I'm
saying this when we had P .I. Of course. That
was the beginning of the season. But you still
were in the championship contender roster. Yeah,
we were. Yeah, thanks. Yeah, think. Think about
this line of this when it sounds healthy, okay?
You have... Go ahead. Jonathan Murray, Herb Jones,
B .I., Zion, and Yavissi. That's your story.
Thought. Yavissi. No. Yes, he's playing good.
Okay, now, but you said beginning of the season?
Yeah. He was an unknown. Okay, now he's playing
okay. He's playing good, I guess, according to
you. But before the season, he was an unknown.
DeJounte? CJ and B .I. Well, did I say B .I.?
They play the same style. So they're not compatible
on the court together. And that got proved this
season. No, I'm not gonna... CJ is old. He's
not the same as he was two years ago. That's
why CJ's on the bench, bro. That's why... CJ
is old. He's not peak CJ anymore. That's why
his ass on the fucking bench. And Zion can't
stay healthy. He's fat. His injury is his fat.
But... Every injury... It's fat. Motherfucker.
Not lower back. It's fat. Can you shut the fuck
up and let me speak, please? No, no, we'll have
a debate. Go ahead. I'm trying to, but let me
get my fucking point out. So, the one out of
ten comes in with the injury. You gotta think.
That very first game that I played, it's true,
very first game we played, DeJounte Murray got
hurt in the very first game. Okay, so, we didn't
really get to see DeJounte and B .I. because
then, once DeJounte come back, Came back, BI
got hurt. Then Zion got hurt. Then everybody
started getting hurt. Herb got hurt. So that's
the one out of ten. Do I believe we can be better
next year or two years from now? Yeah, because
of how we are stacked right now. We're not championship
level roster now. We are definitely not. We are.
Not even playoff roster right now. But what we
traded for in the BI deal, we will have an open
contract soon. And so we can't get another star
player. It depends on who the buck we get with
that contract. But as of right now, we looked
like championship roster. But then at the very
end, we are not even left. As a Saints fan, the
Saints and Pelicans are owned by the same lady.
She needs to go to the top medical school in
the country and recruit people to come down to
New Orleans. to fix the Saints and to fix the
Pelicans injury woes. Would you agree? Yeah,
absolutely. Or she stops me to get people from
Southeastern. Like, no, look at the top schools
in the country, okay, Ms. Benson? Let's get some
top talent over here, Ms. Benson. No, no, no,
no, no. I'm not even going to say that. You can
get people from Southeastern and everything,
but here's the difference, though. Here's what
I'm going to say. They use the same medical staff
for football and basketball injuries. You can't
have that because football is more of a contact
sport. They have more injuries involved with
their own little personal stuff that goes on
over there because you got to think, you never
really see a basketball player get a concussion.
Very rare, but they can't. They suffer different
types of injuries. So they need to stop using.
Regardless, both of the staff needs to be overhauled
because both teams have suffered so many injuries
this season. But, I mean, but then again, that
could also be so many other things, too, like,
outside of sports. Like, you know, they could
be overworked. You know, they sometimes intersect.
But, I mean, but, like I said, split the scores.
Get another training staff. Come on, now. Come
on, Ms. Benson. Like, you can do better. That's
all I gotta say, because... But, when it came
down to it... No. No. Injuries killed us. Injuries
killed us. I guess now I'll talk about my NBA
team, which is the best team in the league, but
my NBA team. Right now we have 33 wins and 41
losses. I realize that's not the best record.
Definitely not the best record. But here's what
I'm going to say. Starting the season off, we
looked solid. We looked like a playoff team.
You know, and then Jimmy Butler really started
to get annoyed and really pushed him. He quit
on y 'all. Here, I'm going to say it. He decided
to say, F it. I'm not going to try anymore. Quit
on it. That's what he did, right? He said, F
it. I'm not going to try anymore. He said, quit.
So he just sat in the post pretty much a lot
of nights. And his usage rate was like that.
12 % or some crazy number. So when it happened,
he got suspended because he was missing team
planes and whatnot. He wanted to get out. He
wanted to go to Golden State, and he went to
the Warriors. Him and Pat had a little beef.
You know, Pat and Jimmy Butler, those are two
strong -willed individuals right there. You know,
if both of them want different things, then...
Something's got to give. Well, I'm going to say
this. Something's got to give. Jimmy should have
known better because you got to think. Pat Riley
is cold. He's cold -blooded. It's not even that
he's cold -blooded. It's like you got to think,
bro. He shipped Wade out of town. He shipped
Wade out of town. He shipped Braun out of town.
Yeah, like if you're doing all that, then you
don't really get the memo over there. Pat Riley
does not care about you. If you're not 100 %
invested in the Miami Heat, Pat Riley doesn't
want you in the team. If you're over the age
of 35, he don't want you. Yeah, that's another
thing. Like, Jimmy wanted this huge max contract.
And Pat Riley, I mean, maybe rightfully so, didn't
want to give it to him. Because Jimmy Butler's
old. And let's face it, last season, Jimmy Butler
missed a lot of games. He probably only played
in like... 40 -something games last season. Maybe
50 -something. He missed a lot of games last
season. And he was doing rest. He was not playing
back -to -backs. I mean, you know, Jimmy Butler,
you can turn you up in the playoffs, but what
happens if you're an 8C? You can't go on a magic
run every single year. I mean, now it just looks
like Jimmy's usage rate is going to be low because
since he's on Golden State now. Because we saw,
me and Landon went to go see him the other night.
He wasn't really getting the ball like that.
He was rarely playing. See, Jimmy Butler does,
he has the basketball IQ. He's not ball dominant
anymore like he was earlier in his career. He
has basketball IQ. He makes a lot of very smart
basketball plays. And we might be able to break
it down for y 'all, you know, when we start video
recording and stuff. We could do play breakdowns,
and that would be pretty cool, wouldn't it? Mr.
Johnson, get off your phone, bro. Oh, my gosh.
Look, man. Okay, leave me alone. Mr. Johnson.
Yeah, we're acting like I'm in school, okay?
Attention, bro. I'm gonna take your phone. No,
no, no, no, you're not. Anyway, so, uh... Okay,
well, anyways, okay. So, after we traded Jimmy
Butler, we went off on a 10 -game losing streak,
which is terrible. And every one of those games...
was very, very close until the fourth quarter,
where fourth quarter is known as shit quarter
in the Heat fandom because we just fall apart
in the fourth quarter. I think after Butler,
we got new guys in, and chemistry was off. And
now chemistry is back on. We have a three -game
winning streak. I honestly think we're going
to win out the rest of the games. We're going
to finish 41 -41. And who knows? We'll be the...
Somewhere in the play -in. We'll win the play
-in game, maybe. Make the 7th or 8th seed. Well,
we'll make an 8th seed, probably. And who knows?
I mean, we've been to the finals as an 8th seed
before. Anything can happen, you know? Obviously,
realistically, we're not winning the finals.
I think we can beat Cleveland. I don't think
we can beat Boston. I think Cleveland's beat
them all. Cleveland is very beautiful. But I'm
gonna say this though. Y 'all are gonna make
the play -in though. But the rate that the heat
is going, y 'all are gonna make the play -in.
We're obviously making the play -in. Because
we're like five games over Brooklyn for the play
-in spot. We're definitely making the play -in.
No, you're like five games over Toronto. Toronto,
yeah. But, I mean, OSPI magically comes back
and plays the play -in. No, no. So we're 100
% making the play -in. The fact that we can be
the 8th seed. And honestly, I think Cleveland
in six. I mean, Miami in six. So we'll go Cleveland.
And then we'll play Boston. And we'll probably
lose Boston. Or we'll play New York. We'll lose
in the second round. I have confidence we can
beat Cleveland. Cleveland is beatable. See, here's
what I'm going to say about that. If y 'all still
had Jimmy Butler, I would say Cleveland is beatable
for y 'all. But at the same time, though, without
Jimmy Butler... See, Jimmy Butler was this ball
-dominant, like, scorer. And Tyler Hero is taking
over that role now. He's becoming that ball -dominant,
30 points a game scorer. Like, he'll just go
off and score, like, 35, 40. I think this playoff,
Tyler is going to impress people. Nah. Here's
what I'm going to say. You had Jimmy shut down
their best player. That's mostly what he was
there for. He was mostly there for defense, and
then maybe give you a nice little 25 on the side.
But with Jimmy gone now, Tyler here, I can't
guard him. Donovan Mitchell? Yeah, no, he's not
a guard. I mean, he's a guard, but I'm saying
he's not a defender. He's not a defensive guard,
right? I mean, he's not going to be the one to
be ball dominant. on the defensive end. He's
not going to get, like, a bunch of steals, blocks,
and stuff. We need other pieces around Tyler
for that. But you can have an offensive player
like Tyler and have other players that are defensive
-minded. Okay, we have Tyler here, Andrew Wiggins,
Bam. Bam is a very good defensive player. And
then we'll have maybe Duncan. Duncan's not. Duncan
has improved defensively from where he was his
first couple years. He's not like a really strong
defender. Who are we looking at for? Well, I'm
going to just cut to the chase, okay? I feel
like that wouldn't be Cleveland. Okay, realistically,
we're not. But I think Cleveland is beautiful.
Yeah, Cleveland is beautiful. I will agree with
you on that. But I see two teams in the Eastern
Conference beating Cleveland up. Either New York
or Boston. Yeah. Indiana, if... I think Indiana
could. Indiana could, but I need... But Tyrese
Halliburton needs to stop being wishy -washy.
Yeah, I don't think they are. I don't think this
is Indiana's season to do good. Because Tyler
Hero literally... Not Tyler Hero. Tyrese Halliburton
literally goes off for, like, 20 assists one
game, but then gets, like, zero assists, zero
points, wondering about the next game. So he
starts being wishy -washy, and I could see...
I'm actually doing something. All right. So now
we're going to do. Yeah, we're going to sweep
them. So we're going to get the worst teams out
of the way. Washington, Charlotte, and Utah.
Not really exciting. Well, okay. Let's break
them down, okay? Washington has very young players.
And obviously, when they're going to seem to
leave, you're not going to be amazing. Well,
I mean, it's just. What is it? They could have
done something. better but they just said no
but they're i don't understand it they're trying
to look young they have i mean this bradley veal
trade they send the phoenix and that was a step
in the right direction get off the bradley go
contract So we'll give them that. If Washington
gets Cooper flagged up, they might be building
something. No, I don't think they're getting
Cooper. You can't say they're not getting Cooper.
You have no idea where he's going. They're not
getting Cooper. You have no idea. You can't just
say they're not getting Cooper. You have no clue
where he's going. They're not getting Cooper.
Okay, where is he going then? Where is he going?
Do you know? No, you don't. They're not getting
Cooper. He could literally go to any of the eight
teams. I will guarantee Washington's not getting
Cooper flagged. How much do you want to bet?
I think I bet $20 on it. Okay. Bet $20 if he
doesn't. If Washington gets the first pick, I'll
give you $20. Okay. That's a bet. Okay. But last
time I made a bet on this podcast, I lost. I
forgot what it was. I don't know. Utah. They
have good pieces. It's just the players, I feel
like the players over there, they just need a
bit more help. They got some good players like
Laurie Markenden and Walker Gessler, but other
than that. Yeah, they do need help. You know,
to be a really good team in the NBA, you need
a strong player. And right now, they don't have
a strong player. Well, Laurie Markenden is kind
of on their verge. I don't know if I would classify
Laurie Markenden as a strong player. He's on
the verge. And the thing is, they're a young
team, but they need that piece. He doesn't know
how to win games. Great. Last year, Brick Miller
was a bad pick -up. But this time, he's a good
pick -up. Look at the league from six years ago.
And he's a damn great pick -up. And people are
saying he's a star player. And he's a damn great
pick -up. Five years. Okay. And he's a damn great
pick -up. Sorry. But I just wonder, when are
we going to return to Brick Miller? When are
we going to return to Brick Miller? I mean, Charlotte
is a dumpster fire, just like New Orleans. So,
like, that's why you have to give LaMelo a little
bit of credit, because there's not much he can
do. I mean, other than, I mean, if he stayed
healthy, then that'd be a different story. six
years and what's he done he hasn't played a playoff
game all right so okay san antonio portland and
okay well san antonio let's go philadelphia well
let's start with san antonio okay i thought they
looked solid before when we got injured and now
with 1b out i think they're trying to tank but
even before we got hurt they weren't on track
to make the playoffs They don't have... Yeah,
I mean, they have Wendy, they have Devin Bissell,
they have Chris Paul, Stephon Castle. Those are,
like, solid pieces they have. I just, I don't
think the team is, has that winning mentality
yet. I think they're too young. It is a pretty
young team, apart from Paul, obviously. So, I
do agree that they were going to make the playoffs.
They were going to be, like, first on the exit,
though. But... They did look pretty good with
Wimby. But, you know, they got so many reports
of, you know, athletes being dehydrated. That
team would be so good compared to Super Bowl.
You know, we're going to have to think about
going into a different episode. Trailblazers
are not one of those teams. Young teams, they
don't have the experience. They're not one of
those super teams that really isn't. What I thought
they could have looked so that they could have
drafted them. They drafted UConn. I felt like
they didn't. Yeah. Very well. Yes, he is very
well. But, okay. I'm a teen. I'm a teen. I'm
a teen. I'm a teen. I'm a teen. I'm a teen. I'm
a teen. I'm a teen. I'm a teen. Jared. Jared.
Jared. Jared. Jared. Jared. Jared. That could
have been a good team, though, but it would have
just been not really a defensive team, though.
You need defense in the NBA. People glaze over
these offensive -minded teams. You need defense
to win a championship. You're right. But at the
same time, they could have done something if
all of them would have played on the court because
they only have, like, what, 13 games played together?
Some weird -ass stat like that? It was, like,
a very small number. All three of them were on
the court. It was very not good for them. No,
because you got to think about it. They just,
they made the playoffs, what was it, two years
ago, a year ago, with fucking McAllen Bridges?
But you traded away McAllen Bridges to New York.
Why would you do that? You just sent them across
the street. Why would you do that? I mean, they
made the playoffs before they got that big three,
and it was like a really fun playoff team. Yeah.
I mean, not a good team, not like a... Not a
contention team, but like a fun team to watch.
Yeah, that was the D 'Angelo Russell. Yeah, the
D 'Rus team. That was a fun team. That was a
fun team. But that's a dumpster fire. I felt
like they went backwards after trading William
McElroy. Yeah, they did go backwards. And I don't
understand the moves they're making at all from
a basketball perspective. Okay, so, all right,
next teams. Phoenix, Sacramento, and then Miami.
Well, we are talking about Miami, so Bulls and
Magic. So, I'll start first. Phoenix Suns, someone
over there is not playing, and I think it's Devin
Booker and Bradley Beal. KD's giving his heart
out. KD's on the verge of accident. KD's on the
verge of accident. That's what I got to say about
that. See, I have a bunch of pink with Mike Bulldozer.
I've been watching YouTube videos about play
breakdowns and stuff. Mike Bulldozer has been
losing games for the Phoenix Suns. And this is
why. Their two rookies, Ryan Dunn and the other
dude that they drafted, they are very good. And
Mike Bulldozer has not been playing them in the
last 10, 12 games. And they've been losing a
lot of those games. Coaching plays a big part,
like a bigger part than you would think in NBA
seasons and how games turn out. Like coaches
can decide to set players. They can decide which
players play when. And you have to be strategic
about, you know, one guy is like really quick
and another guy just big, you know, big body
on the court. You have to be strategic in what
lineups he put out there. And if you aren't strategic
like that, then you're losing games for your
team. Yeah, so that's what I feel like with the
Phoenix Suns. I know they're going to trade KD
because KD's going to win the trade. So, all
right. Sacramento Kings. They started off hot,
but then they just... They're a semi -disappointment.
And I only say semi because the roster doesn't
scream, finals contender. Yeah. It just screams
playoffs. It screams playoffs contender. And
there's a big difference. Yeah. But, I mean,
I felt like they did try to do right in the middle
of the trade that we're trying to get Jonas.
But, with that, you know, Del Montes and Jonas
team up. Or, to be finals contenders, you need
a player on your team who's a superstar. And
they don't have that. But, at the same time,
though, I felt like... Them trading for Zach
Levine was kind of the down low. You got rid
of De 'Aaron Fox. De 'Aaron Fox might have been
the heart and soul of that team. Yeah, so, like,
that's... I'm going to reiterate. To be a Finals
contender, you need a superstar. And they don't
have a superstar. Yes, no. Okay. Back to the
East, we got Toronto. I would just like to say
congratulations, Toronto. You just robbed the
New Orleans Pelicans of B .I. Congratulations.
Have fun. Have fun with B .I. I love B .I. Stop
being a cleanser, dog, and look at the bigger
picture, okay? You're too much of a cleanser.
I wasn't even done speaking yet, motherfucker.
I'll deal with you after the episode, so... Oh,
boy. I'm so happy and excited. How you gonna
deal with me? Ooh, okay. You're weird. Okay,
so... Congratulations, you got B .I. But at the
same time, though, if Scottie Barnes isn't playing,
it's just a dumpster fire. It's just a legit
dumpster fire. I'm going to say the same thing
I said earlier. They don't have a superstar.
Like, you need superstars to be contenders. I
mean, every team that's not a contender does
have a superstar. In the NBA, you need a superstar
to be a contender. Sorry, not sorry. That's how
it works. All right. Chicago Bulls. Chicago Bulls
start off terribly. But now, like, the past 15
games or so, they've looked solid. There might
be an upset in the first round due to the Bulls.
I'm just saying. Might be if fucking Vucevic
would actually step up. They've been playing
very solid basketball, my friend. All right.
So. Do we even want to give a Dallas Mavericks
breakdown? Um, Dallas, I'll say two words. Diversity
higher. Lana's trying to get us canceled. Okay,
stop, stop. Lana's trying to get us canceled.
Get us canceled where there are zero viewers?
Okay, my friend. Hey, you'd be surprised. You'd
be surprised, bro. Okay, no, I'm trying to have
fun where there are zero viewers. Okay, guys.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Is
that your catchphrase? No, no, no, no, no, no,
no. That is my catchphrase. Yeah, clearly the
stupidest catchphrase on the planet, bro. But
at the same time, though, you know, Karen may
try to, oh, look at the extra spicy pie. This
man said that this man was a diversity fighter.
Look. If I want to say controversial stuff, I'm
going to say controversial stuff. And you're
not going to stop me. Right, I'm not. You're
your own person. Do whatever you want to do.
You want to burn the house down, burn the house
down. Burning this library down does sound like
a good idea. Let's commit some arson, guys. Don't
take me with you on that. Let's commit some arson.
All right, so Dallas Mavericks, though. It was
going good. Then the infamous trade happened.
And then went to shit. Language. So yeah, that's
my breakdown. I said my two words and what I
wanted to say. And then Evan got all pissy about
it. Alright. So now we're talking about Orlando
Magic. Atlanta Hawks. Play the song! Orlando
Magic. Orlando Magic. Orlando Magic. Alright,
and then the LA Clippers and Minnesota Temple
Wolves. So, we're going to start off with the
Clippers. They're not bad. I feel like they could
be a solid upset. It depends on who they face.
I don't think the Clippers will win in the first
round. See, here's what I'm kind of... I'm kind
of lucky. Because I feel like a lot of good luck
today. We just don't really talk about it. Why
not? So I do feel like a lot of good luck today.
If they win now, yeah. If not, they're 8th. So
I think it'd be 7th. I think it's 7th or 8th
place. But yeah, 7th or 8th. Now it's Yeah, so
you see and then Yeah So, yeah. You can't, I
can't say that. All right. I don't like it. He
should be a defense player. Yeah. And so, you
can't rely on him as a scorer. But, that's pretty
terrible. So, you have Ant, and then you have
Nasri. Jay McDaniels is on that team, I think,
still. And then that's, I mean, kind of it. Yeah,
Dante even Shinzo. And then that's kind of it.
Yeah, there needs to be players around him. Getting
rid of Cat, they seem to get worse. Yeah, they
got completely worse without Cat. So... Yeah,
Ant just needs more help. Julie's rambling. Ain't
the answer. Now, that just brings back to...
Yeah, I think they can do a rebuild around Ant
and reshape the roster. Now, let's go back to
the what would you rather have? Would you just
rather have Cat or would you have more depth?
in that trade with New York. And so we kind of
could just tell who won that right now in New
York. Well, New York still isn't doing great.
I mean, they're struggling. You know, they're...
New York's the third seed. They're the three
seed? They still don't look as good as people
are hyping them up to be. They clinched their
spot. They chillin'. I mean, they still haven't
looked as good as people are hyping them up to
be. No, I would say the hype was bigger in 2016
when they got, well, of course, it's a big market
team. All right. So, all right. Golden State,
Memphis, and then Milwaukee Pistons. Why are
you doing more than one at a time? Well, we're
trying to quickly go through this. Because you've
got to think, last time we did the NFL one, we
took like an hour, like two hours doing that.
Because we did. We did two hours. Bro, we did,
like, thorough in -depth breakdowns. So that's
why I'm just, like, you know, get this. Okay.
We can do Warriors. You know, Zach Curry's amazing.
Drayvon, you know, older, but he's still a good
defensive player. Maybe defensive player of the
year. Maybe. Putting it out there. You listened
to his podcast, didn't you? No, I don't. Anyway,
Jimmy Butler, rejuvenate the team. He has very
high IQ. I mean, the team looks really good right
now. I see them going to the second round. I
see them going to the second round, too. I like
Golden State, too, so. Okay. Memphis. Their stock
is down. They're the fifth seed. But their stock
is down. I'm not going to say that. They're going
to lose in the first round, though. When they
fire their head coach, that kind of means your
stock is down. They're going to lose in the first
round. It kind of means you're stopping them.
Don't worry about it. They're going to lose in
the first round. They play LA in the first round.
They're going to lose in the first round. Maybe
they'll not even think. Maybe they'll step in
the play -in. Maybe. No. Because they're going
to stay down there. They're going to stay down
there. Like... So, the rest is just now. So,
Milwaukee Detroit. Milwaukee is disappointing.
Milwaukee, if they didn't lose Dame, they were
disappointing. Yeah. I mean, you have Dame. You
don't have Dame. Which, it's very bad to say.
I don't know. He's not a good player. The first
couple games, he was a rookie, but he's not a
good player. He's not a good player. He should
be the fourth option. At best. On a true team,
he should be the fourth option. And that was
the second option. He's the second option. Because
it'll, okay, Lopez is old. Bobby Portis isn't
it, like he was years ago. You have Scoop, so
he's out, right? He, um, uh, Nelden, he stepped
out. Like, you don't know how people are now.
So, uh, uh. And he's the second. Who? You say
that's the fourth best. Who's the fourth? Probably
a very old book. Probably. I don't know. They
should never have got rid of Drew Hoffman. They
should have kept Drew Hoffman. I'm sorry. All
right. Detroit. Yeah, they're a good basketball
team. Yeah, give them to Detroit. Why don't you
have a good basketball team? I'll give Detroit
credit right there. You went from the worst of
the league last season to now top five seed.
No, congrats, Detroit. Even though I'm salty,
we just lost to you not that long ago. But regardless.
Cade Cunningham balling out. This is his first
healthy season, too. So that's actually pretty
crazy. Detroit has a team. So, all right. So
then getting down to the final fours. So. Now
we're going to talk about Lakers, Denver, and
then Indiana, New York. So, Lakers, a completely
different team out. Luka's there. That's what
I'm saying. I feel like the defensive scheme
is, my buddy was talking to me about it, I feel
like everyone's playing at a high level now,
especially in the Bronx. You have to change the
whole game plan when Luka comes in, because Luka's
not a defender. He's an offensive needs the ball
in his hand. type of player. He can make crazy
assists. He goes off. But he reserves his energy
for the offense. He doesn't put effort into the
defense. And you trade away a great defensive
player in AD, you need to change your whole scheme.
And that's what they did. That's why I said the
team changed completely when they got Luka. But
I do believe, though, that with that Luka trade,
though, I do believe, though, that they're going
to be so much better in the playoffs. It depends
on who they face. See, I did feel that way, but
now I'm not sure. Because how at this point they
looked recently, in the past six games or so.
It depends on who they face in the second round.
Because if they face, let's just say OKC or Houston.
We'll talk about the playoffs and playoff story.
So, Lakers, they had a good season. So, I'm not
really... Okay. Luka's the next Kobe. Denver
Nuggets. They've been under the radio. They're
under the radio. That's my opinion. They're doing
good like they normally do, but they're just
always under the radar. We don't hear national
media about them. I mean, they don't have a lot
of memories of playing out like it was a couple
weeks ago. It's just pretty much Nicola Jokic,
and then people around him aren't star -loving
players either. But they're playing very solid
basketball, and it's because of Nicola Jokic.
He's MVP. Indiana Pacers. Tyrese. Tyrese needs
to be consistent. He does. Not wishy -washy.
Everybody else, I feel like they could do good.
They're a fun team. Yeah, they're fun. That's
how we start them. They're fun. Just Tyrese needs
to be more persistent. They're fun. New York.
What kind of company are you talking about? About
New York Knicks? Yeah. Yeah, so we're going to
skip New York. Because we already know. New York's
already going to do it. Okay, so now we're getting
into the final four teams. The final five. Okay,
let's go West and East. Houston Rockets, OKC,
and then Boston and Cleveland. So Houston, that's
another fun team. You know, I actually like Dylan
Brooks. Contrary to Popper's, you know, opinion,
I like Dylan Brooks. I think he's fun. I can't
stand him. Dylan Brooks is the one player I cannot
stand whatsoever when it comes to basketball.
I get it. As a basketball player, I get it. You're
trying your fucking hell. Same time zone. You
don't need to be fucking annoying about it. But
they did surprise me. They were one of the worst
teams last year. But they just flipped the script.
Sagoons. but healthy oh yeah i'm a big fan of
singing alex again too so and then i may have
to really turn the team around that's what a
winning head coach does for you yes just keep
them away from the females in the office please
bro okay so okay thunder another mvp candidate
okay okay okay i'm gonna say my opinion shay
and yogurt should get Co -MVPs. They both should
get MVP seasons. They both have been playing
amazing and putting up historic numbers. No,
I don't think you can just say free throw merch.
I think they're both putting up historic numbers.
You have to give them co -MVPs, in my opinion.
I think it's going to go to Shea because of voter
fatigue. But that's what I think's happening.
That's what I gotta say, because... So are you
Team Jokic for MVP? Yeah. Bro, I thought you
hated Jokic. Hold up. You were anti -Jokic before,
and now you're pro -Jokic. Wow. I'm not gonna
say I'm anti -Jokic. It's great to be a fellow
pro -Jokic -er. I'm not gonna say I was anti
-Jokic, but at the same time... Yeah, you were.
No. I hate Shay more than Jokic. Because, you
gotta understand... As a man that's seen Shay
live multiple times, he's not like... I don't
know what I'm talking about. Let's stop with
this. It's going to be disrespectful. I am going
to prohibit you from talking. What? No, it's
just... But I do laugh about his game. I will
say this though. He does things that most players
don't. Yeah. Boston. Boston should be number
one. But. Cleveland has an amazing season. Like,
unpredictable. Except we're going to talk about
both. Boston, yeah, they should be number one,
but Cleveland's just steamrolling everybody.
I'm going to let everyone know that I do not
speak on the current number two seed at the Eastern
Conference. I will not speak their name or anything
about them or the city that they live in. He
hates the Boston Celtics. But I do believe, though,
that Cleveland's going to be... Cleveland, let's
see. We said earlier Cleveland's beatable. What?
They may lose in the first round, depending on
these plays. We said earlier that they're beatable.
They're beatable, but I'm going to say this,
though. The Magic took them to seven games last
year. So if the Magic get healthy players back...
That's what I'm saying. I don't know. Well, anyways,
yeah. I mean, that was an NBA recap. We kind
of... Yeah, you kind of did a number on that
one, didn't we? Alright. Doing dumb shit. Well,
I thought we were going to do Mark Madden's recap.
Unless you wanted to do a dumb shit. Yeah, let's
go right into doing dumb shit. Alright. Bring
up the article I sent you. Or the image I sent
you. This is Doc Rivers. The doctor himself.
Okay. He wants credit. I mean, does he deserve
credit? We will see. But he wants credit. So
he has blown, what, four or five 3 -1 leads in
the playoffs, which is a pretty amazing feat,
honestly, to blow that many leads. But he wants
credit, you know, for getting the wins. So I'm
going to say this, okay? The quote is, no one
tells a real story, and I'm fine with that. It's
unfair in some ways. I don't get enough credit
for getting the three wins. I get... credit for
losing well congrats you have the championship
with boss that that's what like so many years
ago no let's not bring them change there's nothing
about that you know nothing about that let's
let's stop in there let's let i'm getting there
you keep cutting me off because you're like you
start to act like me so no let me explain i don't
act like you dog bro you have your moments so
We get it. You have the championship, but Boston
helped you get that with Paul Pierce, the prime
Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, all that. But that's
cool. But at the same time, though, you could
be one of the greatest head coaches of all time
if you didn't blow those leads. You've got to
think, when you were with the Clippers, he blew
two with the Clippers, one with the Magic, or
maybe two with the Magic. I don't know. He blew
a lot. Was it Milwaukee? No, he just got to Milwaukee
last year. No, he was in the playoffs. He didn't
blow a three -run lead. What team was he on before?
Clippers. Yeah, he was on Clippers before Milwaukee.
He blew a three -run lead in a bubble, and he
blew a three -run lead another time before as
well. Oh, yeah, he did. Okay, so... Yeah. But
that's Doc Rivers being dumb. Because literally,
you could be one of the greatest head coaches
all the time if you didn't blow these three little
leads. And you saying, I don't get enough credit
for those three wins? Well, yeah. Because the
point is to get four wins. Not three. Four. So
that's... Okay. I'm going to kind of give a little...
So... Imagine you're taking an exam, right, and
there are seven questions on the exam. You got
the first three questions right on the exam,
but you got the next four wrong. Yeah. But, I
mean, you got three out of seven on that exam.
That's failing, right? But you got those first
three questions right. So you're like, where
is it? Because you got those first three questions
right. Yeah. Let's focus on progress. Literally
listening. No. No. No. No. We're on camera. No.
No. We're on camera. That's a different sort
of audio. So. Remember that. Remember that. Camera.
So. Yeah. I've got an image of you doing that.
So. When. We find a location to do this. With
the camera. We've been talking about this for
a while. That is. Okay, the purpose is dumbass.
Yeah, the thing, um, do -do -do -do -do -do -do
-do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do
-do -do make a bracket, which is crazy. It's
been crazy, like, doing the school focusing,
so I didn't even make a bracket, but I was a
team at D .C., so, like, I saw those three teams
winning it. Right now, I think Florida had a
really good shot at winning it. I think Florida
has a chance. He's Duke. So, I didn't believe
he has to do this because of how they're playing
right now. I would like to see Duke win a championship.
I thought you were anti -Gonzaga. I like Duke.
Oh, you're anti -Gonzaga? Anti -Gonzaga. No,
you were anti -Duke or Gonzaga. I remember you
were one or the other. No, I liked Gonzaga whenever
they were on their little championship run. So
you were anti -Duke then? Mm -mm. I liked it.
You were a warner -bealer. I remember. You have
a terrible memory, son. Okay, hold up. I'm going
to bring it back. Okay. Sophomore year of high
school, I remember sitting in Miss Elsa's class
with you and you being, like, super anti -Duke.
I remember that. Either Duke or Gonzaga. I do
remember that. You know, bro. I think it was
Gonzaga. I think I hated Gonzaga. I think I hated
Gonzaga. I hated Gonzaga more than anything.
Because I really liked Zion when he was in college.
But I do think Duke had a good shot at winning
it. That's my personal opinion. And then the
women's. Do you want to talk about women's? Sadly,
as of a couple hours ago, LSU lost. So I have
no rooting interest, no watching interest either,
to be honest, in women's basketball. Sorry, not
sorry, but I'm not a watcher of women's basketball.
I mean, unless it's LSU. With Juju Hurt and I
don't really care for UCLA, I got South Carolina
winning. So give me the run back. Gave you the
game cock. You like all the cocks, don't you?
I mean. Now you're just being gay. Dude, this
guy over here, this guy over here. Bro, you're
saying this stuff. It refers to a chicken. It
refers to a chicken. Oh, you're that dense in
the brain. I know you are. No, I'm not. But,
yeah, we got South Carolina repeating. It's okay.
So now we're going to move to NFL free agency.
Russell Wilson. The Giants are dumb. Okay, let's
just bring it off the top of our head. Why do
you have to look up stuff? Better stuff went
up. So, okay. Russell Wilson. Let's start with
him first. I felt like they should have gotten
him before they got Jameis. Because there's no
point. Look, you could have spent that money
you had on Jameis or in another position play.
See, I feel like it was kind of dumb to get both
of them. And that makes me think they're not
getting drafting a quarterback now. Because my
thought was they're absolutely drafting either
Shador or Kane Ward, whichever falls to them.
Assuming the Browns don't pick one of those.
So now that they got both Russ and Jameis, that
leads me to believe they're not going after a
quarterback. They're not. But it also spoke to
what I said on the last episode. I did say they
were going to possibly go for an experienced
quarterback like Aaron Hodges or Russell Wilson.
And then just get a position player like a Will
Gamble out of it. Which, I mean, it's not a bad
move, but at the same time, no. Look, I don't
think that's smart for the Giants. Because the
Giants aren't contenders. And if you're trying
to get a veteran quarterback, that means you
want to be a contender. But they're not. So they
should try to build a young team around the draft.
In my opinion, you could have used that money
you had on James Winston. Like, see, the team
that I like, that I've watched the most in free
agency, that I've liked, the Patriots. The Patriots
have spreaded out their whole... Yeah, they're
doing some good stuff over there in New England.
You know, they played New York City, which shall
not be named. In the same state as a city that
shall not be named. But they have... Yeah, they
practically spread out their free agency pretty
smart. So that's a team that I do expect them
to be good. But as of the Giants, though, they
could have spent money getting another position
player and then getting Will Campbell out of
it. Or another position player out of it. Instead,
they're just dumb. What other created signings
did they have that we didn't cover? Fields, Golden
Jets. Yeah, we did talk about Fields, Golden
Jets. And St. Donald's. Oh, yeah. Seattle. Vancouver.
So, I thought we did talk about that. We talked
about them being created somewhere that they
could possibly go. Yeah, okay. So Cooper Cup
went to the Seahawks and Sam Donald's on the
Seahawks now. So their offense is going to be
better with Coop and Donald. In my opinion, they
just replaced DK Metcalf with Cooper Cup. It's
just been... It's not really a step up. But Sam
Donald's a step up from Gino. As of how they
play that season? We will see. As of how they
both play that season, he is. We will see. I
guess we'll see. I feel like if you just put
any quarterback in that Vikings room right now,
they're going to be... So if you put Ryan Leaf
in that Vikings... They might, and you never
know. If you put Jamarcus Russell in that QB
room... Shit, you'd throw him to the number one
receiver in football, would you? You'd throw
him to fucking... Okay. Let's see. Justin Fields.
Have fun running for your life, buddy. Okay.
The Jets will have more wins this season with
Fields than they did last season with Rodgers.
No. Yes, they will. I will put money on it, my
friend. Five. I kind of want to make another
$20 bet. Well, we can make another $20. You better
write these down, dog. Well, no. I don't know.
We'll see about that. We shook on the last one.
We did shake on the last one. So you have to
write that one down because you shook on it.
We'll think about it. But they're having more
than five wins with Justin Fields. I'm not going
to say that. Why take pictures of me, dog? Now,
you call me the gay one? No. Motherfucker, I
told you before we even started that, I said,
hey, I'm gonna do some behind -the -scenes stuff.
Or some of our shit. So, yeah. Language. Language.
That was not a bad word. Yeah, get it together.
So, uh, yeah. I do believe, though, that Justin
feels really running for his life. That's just
the former Jets fan. You're not a Jets fan? What
happened? Do you want to talk about it? Maybe
share your feelings? No, my favorite player is
not over there anymore. So your favorite player
doesn't have a team. So you're teamless right
now. Yeah, I'm teamless right now. Wow, how does
it feel? It feels pretty good. I don't have to
deal with sorry expectations. If he goes to the
Steelers, I swear I'm going to be pissed. That's
where he's going to end up. It looks like he's
ending up in the Steelers. I know. Black and
yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow. I
mean, I would hope. Is that your theme song now?
I would hope the Vikings, you know, would sign
him. That's honest. I broke that down last episode
about how that should happen, but the Vikings
look like they don't want that. Yeah. So your
theme song is black and yellow. Oh, well, so,
but yeah, that's the only other free agent. That's
only, like, notable ones I can think of off the
top of my head. All right. And then, do you want
to do your MLB segment? Yeah, let's go for it.
So, opening day, the biggest, one of the biggest
days in the year for baseball happened a couple
days ago, and I was so excited. Opening day,
you had Yankees taking on the Brewers, and then
you had Dodgers taking on the Tigers, I believe.
And the Dodgers are just so stacked. It's unfair.
It's unfair how stacked the Dodgers are. They
have two amazing Japanese pitchers. I mean, you
have Mookie Betts on the team doing crazy stuff.
Freddie Freeman, he's a beast. I don't know what
to say other than the Dodgers are stacked. And
it's unfair. It's unfair. Like, there should
be a salary cap in baseball to make it fair to
these other teams. The Dodgers can't take up
all the talent in the world. I really do feel
strongly that there needs to be a salary cap
in baseball. Like, you can have the Dodgers just
going off getting everybody. That's all I need.
So, you actually think it's fair that the Dodgers
get to have... 200 million more dollars. Talk
with your mouth, please. LA, baby. Let's go,
Dodgers. So, do you think it's fair that the
Dodgers get spent 100 million more dollars than
some other teams? Absolutely. Why do you think
it's fair? No, no. Let's try to be logical. Where's
the facts? That's my catchphrase. Where's the
facts? We haven't said that in a while, bro.
Well, I'm bringing it back. You're bringing it
back. I'm bringing it back. I'm getting my shirt.
Remember, we talked about your shirts. I'm getting
my shirt that says Words to Facts. Well, you
need to wear it when we get cameras. If this
guy puts any effort into the podcast, that'll
be the day I am done. I mean, that's like, hey,
let's do it. You came up with a topic idea today,
and you're like, oh my gosh, I'm so cute. Topic
ideas. No. First time we did that ever. Oh, no,
no, no. You were a lot. You were a lot. You were
a lot right there. I'm telling you. I'm telling
you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling
you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. My friend,
really? I don't. You have evidence. You don't
have evidence to do it then, right? There we
go. Are we doing it square and fair? Yeah, we're
doing it square and fair. That's fair. We're
doing it square and fair. No, I don't. Why are
you looking? I'm looking at your face, and you're
just, like, pulling your shirt. Well, you see
my pants underneath my shirt, and so I'm trying
to grab it. Well, keep your baseball cap. I don't
have a team. I'm just, you know. I want to thank
Southgate, and I don't know if this one is the
right one. Nationals Park, I'm going to do the
Nationals. I'm a little bit of an NL guy. Honestly,
I love to go to pot grays, and I mean cups. I
always like the cups I get. And let's camp out
in, yeah, the basin, but I don't see how bad
their stadium situation is. Get it together.
I'm fed up with the athletics and the rave. Playing
in the air is a disaster for me. Well, I'm actually
comfortable with my USB 6 .0. So, anyway, I go
back to the fan. They did. Yeah, I feel bad.
You know, the athletics owner is a piece of S
-H -I -T. I didn't say it, did I? You spelled
it, though. I can spell many things, but I didn't
say it. You're right, but a competent person
can do this. He said this word. All it had to
do was spell it out. But, yeah. I feel bad for,
yeah, athletic stands in Oakland. Moving to Vegas
is not the move. And I'm tired of all these teams
moving to Vegas. I'm dead tired of it. I'm sick
of it. It makes me sick. All right. So, is that
your recap? Sure. I mean, I guess it wasn't much
of a recap, but, I mean, I'm just... This, I'm
just excited to see opening day. Okay, and so
now with this episode, I'm also going to do,
I'm bringing back Evan's UFC picks. I'm not,
we're going to do, I'm going to do a further
breakdown in another episode. But in this episode,
I'm just picking winners. So. That's not like
exciting content where you just pick winners.
Okay, well, I'll give an in -depth explanation.
So, we got the, I'm doing picks for UFC 314.
Featherweight, we're doing main cards. I don't
do no prelims. So, first fight of the main card,
because the Carlos Prate fight got canceled,
is Yair Rodriguez versus Patricio Pitbull. I
do believe Patricio Pitbull is going to win.
I don't think Yair is on the downside. So, give
me Patricio Pitbull. Featherweight, Bryce Mitchell
versus Gene Silva. You meet Gene Silva. The Fighting
Nerds have been on a roll. I believe he's going
to stand with Bryce. He's going to knock out
Bryce, and he's going to have a seizure again.
Michael Chandler, okay. We're getting on to the
co -main and main event. The lightweight co -main
event, Michael Chandler versus Patty Pimplett.
Give me Michael Chandler over Patty Pimplett
by decision. I do believe Chandler's going to
out -wrestle him. And I do believe he's going
to give Patty a run for his money because he's
an actual contender, actual ranked opponent.
So give me Michael Chandler on that. And so then
finally, give me Alexander Volkanovsky versus
Diego Lopez. Give me Volk. Volk has had a history
of beating up taller fighters. He's always been
able to use their roots against them. I personally
believe Bulk is going to come out on top. Now,
if Diego Lopez does come out on top, I wouldn't
be surprised. But, and I wouldn't be mad about
it, but I'm also like Bulk a lot. So, that's
my personal fix. That's my little thumbnail.
It's not really an in -depth explanation, but
it was quick and short to the point. Because
the topic's written on my iPad. And then we got
one more topic. Then we got to film the next
episode. Well, okay. Okay. I like your theory.
So if you get a conspiracy theory, you want to
throw it out. So today's conspiracy theory is
if dinosaurs rule. Or dinosaurs rule. So this
is a new segment. I want to do the intro for
this. So. Yeah, we both Okay, you're crazy. So,
uh, yeah, it's crazy. So, uh, he told him, well,
I'm not crazy, but he is crazy. So then he started
saying it's in Indonesia. Like, you know, this
is what it is. He's trying to dismiss. Dude.
Don't imagine. There you go. There you go. Yeah,
it's on the map. I told you. Yep, it's on the
map. Yeah, just one. So, that is a ceratops.
So, back to the medics. So, yeah, I heard a ceratops
in the need. I was like, lay the sword. I haven't
tried anything. Just look at you. And so we started
getting to the point of, okay, are dinosaurs
real? I said, here's the point I said. All land
dinosaurs are gone. Bye -bye. But you saw one
video and just all of a sudden think, oh, man.
I'm traveling to Indonesia, and I'm proving we're
not. We're an important organization that supports
the research of this. you act like i don't know
what i'm talking about are you part of any organizations
no all you do is you're a low -level cop that's
all you do all the time hey don't need to put
my personal life out there like that so yeah
yeah watch the watch the watch that so uh yeah
so you're so secure you're still putting my personal
business out there whoa whoa whoa calm down you
just talking about putting the tip of the iceberg
in your mouth i don't want to hear that so But
let me support it. He's talking about putting
the tip of an iceberg in your mouth. So let me
get this point. So we're going to do this real
quick because it is 946. And then we got to film
an episode because the library does close up
a lot. So I believe every like water. There is
water dinosaurs because we've only discovered
like what 5 % 5 % of water on Earth. Probably
less than that. Yeah. Like, yeah, less than that.
So I do believe that there are water dinosaurs.
Like I was telling my buddy this the other day.
I said, I believe in stuff like the Loch Ness
Monster. I definitely believe that. Okay. And
this guy trying to call me crazy. I'm sorry,
Mr. Bird. Birds are not real. So, yeah, I don't
want to hear that. At least there is a picture
of the Loch Ness Monster. Okay. You, on the other
hand, I literally asked you today, have you shot
a bird before? No. I'm sorry, I'm not a violent
person that goes shooting stuff like you are.
Apparently you went shooting at schools or something?
No, what? You were talking about shooting stuff
all the time, I guess, weren't you? No, I'm not.
You're trying to shoot every bird in this planet,
huh? I'm going to get the bird activist after
you. It would help you a lot, wouldn't it? Because
the government should be tracking you then, wouldn't
it? Exactly. I rest my case. But back to the
dinosaur one. So, yeah. i do believe that there
are water dinosaurs but then i also feel like
they're also like so slowly semi -evolved like
for example an alligator an alligator technically
a dinosaur but it's been evolved so so technically
dinosaurs or you know they're a nurse yeah by
your logic you said they were not not the lame
dinosaur alligators are lame dinosaurs no they're
not no they're in the water more than anything
stop it They go and land in water. It's not just
like... They go and land a sunbathe. Think about
that, Landon. They go and land a sunbathe. And
then they get back in the water. So, no. No.
So, explain your point. They have legs for a
reason, Evan. Explain your point, Landon. They
have legs for a reason, Evan. Explain your point.
Okay. So, I am part of an organization that really
researches this stuff. And it is, we're looking
at tri -stereotopes in Indonesia. And you feel
like anyone would want to take a look at this.
Okay. Travel to Indonesia for your first time.
And look at the stuff, like look it up, you know,
and travel to Indonesia. And try to talk to the
locals on the island. Where these dinosaurs live.
I've seen video of this. um with my weak ass
buddy you think i can pick up Not to mention
transport it to the United States. Like come
on. The government would probably really be after
me. Trying to bring a dinosaur to you. They're
apparently already on you. They are. Exactly.
Might as well just have them on you already.
Bring the dinosaur. These birds have been following
me guys. I was walking in Baton Rouge. I was
walking down the street. You know, trying to
get my car. And I see these flocks of birds flying
over me. And I swear they're getting lower, like
closer to me. And I'm like, birds, what are you
doing? I know you're not real, but please stop
going after me. And I shot up to the sky. Hey,
stop following me. Like I shot it up to the sky.
And then they stopped following you? No, they
did not. I got in my car and I drove off. Obviously.
I mean, birds can't keep up with a car. Obviously.
Technology's not that good, birds. You gotta
step up your game, government. You gotta step
up your game, government. You can't come after
me. I'm like a ninja in these streets, dog. But
that is the end of this episode. I do apologize
for everyone being so bad in this episode. I'll
try to have them be better in the next episode.
There's... little i can do about that though
he's kind of stuck in his dumb ways language
no i'm not stuck in my ways no no that is language
though you got to be careful with that we're
trying to go after the kids and then i looked
back how i see it maybe i should have said it
that way You know? You should not have said it
that way. Like, see, all the others start at
school, but... No. No. Okay, me saying we should
come after the kids, maybe I shouldn't have said
that. Maybe what I should have said instead...
Play your words wisely now. So, I want all the
kids to come. Although, I'm not going to speak.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't trust you. You lost
talking privileges after that one. Nope. Nope,
nope, nope. Okay, no, nope. Then you can't do
it to me, okay? All the kids need to watch and
listen to our podcast and really take our advice.
And I'm a good bull model for the kids. No, you
are not. No, you are not. You are a lie. No,
no, no. I am. I can teach the kids a lot. Oh,
really? Oh, really, huh? I have experience in
many things with children. Okay. I'm going to
shut up now. Yeah, yeah, okay. This was an amazing
podcast. Hope you all enjoyed this episode. And
shout out to Landon for being weird.