What's up? Welcome back to the Extra Spicy Pod.
Yo, what up, dawg? That was cringe. It's Landon.
It's your homeboy, Evan, over here. Okay. Last
episode of the robot thing, now you're gonna
do like a... That's what I'm gonna start doing
now. I'm gonna do different things. Okay. See
you later. I'm giving us variety, Landon. I'm
putting this podcast on my back, man. Okay. Well,
we're going to just ignore that comment because
of how... Landon gets rage baited every single
time I say that. Okay. He's like, motherfucker,
I do the editing. I do everything. I do everything.
First of all, I don't ever rage over things.
I'm a very calm... You are a lie. I am a very
calm person. I am zen. You know, I practice yoga.
I practice meditating. No, you don't. I am in
tune with the universe. No, you don't. I am very
in tune with the universe. You rage. I literally
get you to do it. And when I get you to do it,
it's like Christmas to me. Okay, it's very rare.
I'll give you that. I am always in. And then
when someone pushes me off the edge, I just go
ape shit. You're right. You've got to know what
you're talking about. And that's why I know what
I'm talking about when I get you to rage. Okay,
and we've known each other for so long, you know
how to do it now. Exactly. Like, you know how
to get me over that little hump, that little
edge, you know, to push me over. I showed him
a little Instagram video before we were doing
this. Okay, that was the dumbest thing ever.
What was that even supposed to be? Because the
dude in the video was raging. He was like, I
hate you. Dude's just shaking him and he's smiling
because he got what he wanted. He wanted him
to be fucking angry. And so that's me every time
I get you to rage. Okay, you really do sometimes.
You know how to push me. Exactly. And that's
why we're great hosts. Because we know each other
very well. Evan's over here. He gets mad at everything.
Yeah, because me. He gets pissed off at every
single little thing that's wrong. Not everything.
Pretty much. Not everything. You're not Zen like
me. Not everything. It depends. It's... See...
The dumb stuff though if it's like little stuff
like okay, let's just say you put a pencil right
there Okay, I'm don't care. No if you're just
like We're writing writing something right here.
I'm like land. Why the fuck are you making no
sense right now? I'm about to explain it. You
didn't need to cut me off now, sir Or you're
about to get a piece of paper and you write it.
Explain your point. You're not making any sense.
You're doing something dumb when you could be
doing it over there. That's what I'm saying.
Anyways, so we got a bunch of shit for you to
talk about today. So we got the Devante Adams
trade. I mean, a lot of NFL things have happened
in the past couple weeks since we've done our
last podcast. By the time of us filming, we have,
let's see, what we just had now was the DK Metcalfe
trade, the Devante Adams trade, the Josh Allen
extension. What else do we do? Just for reference,
we're filming this on March 9th, the night of
March 9th, so we're going to cover, like, Danville
stuff that happened between March 9th and the
last episode that we filmed. Trades happened,
you know, Geno Smith, Devante Adams, Aaron Rodgers
is out, the New York Jets. Well, Devante Smith
didn't sign, and he didn't get traded. He, he,
he, pre -agency. Oh, no, Devante Adams. I misspoke.
Yeah, they cut him, so. But. all right so did
you have you also have you're doing dumb segment
today or not yeah i sent you something not that
long ago right maybe i sent you an instagram
like a thing i sent you i know i sent you something
i didn't say that we're gonna do that but like
that's what i thought like we could cover that
on the doing dumb stuff segment okay yeah and
then you want to also play the game right where
we will do the randomized and make a team. Because
that one took most of our podcast time. So might
as well just do it with NBA this time. Yeah,
we do. Do you want to do current or all time?
No, current. Current's way more fun because like
all time you have like generation players on
every team. Okay. Whereas current makes it more
challenging, you know, to make a good team. Okay.
Well, let's do the game right now. Okay. Right
now. Okay. Okay. Let's do it. Let's go make the
list. Yeah, we're going to do the game. We're
going to do randomized NFL, well, NBA teams,
both of us. And we're going to make guards, forwards,
and then one center, the starting five. So to
the people that didn't watch last week's episode
or two weeks ago, this film, either every week
or every two weeks. Last week it was Mardi Gras.
So, you know, we yeah, I mean we live in the
reason, you know, we gotta do money We had we
had to go to money people from other states.
You don't understand. Yeah, exactly. So But we
went to go do Mardi Gras. So I mean that's that's
something we got to do. That's like our New Orleans
tradition right there Every single year. So what?
Okay. I didn't go to one. I wouldn't imagine
He participated in the parade, that's all that
matters. As long as you're in Louisiana and you
participate in the parade, that's all that matters.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We doing coach this time or
not? No. So, but, to explain the game, we pick,
we have random wheel, we spin that wheel, we
get a player from that team, but usually, I've
seen two different types of variations. We did
the one variation that we've done, and I know
there's another one where, I think, Whoever says
the player first can get that player. I've never
seen that variation. I've only seen the variation
like we did. But, I mean, it don't matter. We
could do either one. So you want to do five positions,
and then you want to do, like, a bench player?
Yeah, we could do a bench player. Yeah. The microphone's
over here, by the way. And I keep facing that
way. It's right here. Well, I'm trying to, like,
look down and see what I'm doing. Okay, bench
player. Nah, bro. You're going to get, like,
the wizard six times. No, I'm winning this time.
You got lucky because I had the Titans head coach.
Alright. We only did head coach for shits and
giggles. No, we did head coach because we were
head to head, remember? Because I had three good...
Okay, we're head to head because you technically
cheated. How did I cheat? Remember, you... I
said Kayvon Thibodeau after time was up. We had
moved on. It was either Kayvon Thibodeau or Ryan
Burns. I said either one then. And then you want
to say that Cameron DeVito is better than A.
Hutchinson. That's why you cheated. Because A.
Hutchinson is the better player. He's the better
player when healthy. Bro, acts like he was hurt
all season. He played this season. He plays six
games. Alright, so. We doing Rock, Paper, Scissors
to see who picks first? Do you remember who went
first last time? No. I feel like you went first
last time. If I went first last time, you go.
Yeah, I'll go first this time. Yeah, because
I know you were first last time. You got Memphis
Grizzlies. Memphis Grizzlies. Give me Ja. Landon
got Ja. Who you got, bro? Orlando Magic. Face
that microphone up, weird dog. Give me Paula.
It means that we are facing the opposite direction.
But here's the thing, though. Do I want Apollo
as my small forward or power forward? I guess
you can put it as either one, but that affects,
you know, the team. I know. I would put him as
small forward. If it was me, but... Well, you
can choose wherever. I'm going to put him as
power forward. Alright. Your team next. Alright.
Who do I get to select from? New York. New York
Knicks? Mm -hmm. I got... Give me Jalen Brunson.
You're putting Brunson at your shooting guard?
Shooting guard, yeah. Brunson at shooting guard.
I have a team right now, bro. Come on. I have
a team. Let's see. Who you got? Memphis Grizzlies.
Memphis Grizzlies. Give me Jaren Jackson as my
center. Jaren Jackson, alright. It was either
going to be Jaren Jackson or Zach Eaton. Zach
Eaton. He's like, whatever. kind of hurt not
hurt but like you know san antonio's first spurs
give me wendy bro yeah landon's already looking
good teams and my team's goaded you're like oh
no i got this i'm gonna win easily give me murray
you're more murray i had the nuggets give me
nuggets again jamal oh you you couldn't pick
your kids bro yeah i know i couldn't think you'll
get stuff yeah because I couldn't pick a job.
You already took them. Yeah, Cleveland. Cleveland
Cavs? Give me... I couldn't go David Mitchell
because David Mitchell's a guard. You're going
with... Well, no, you already have both of your
guards off, so I'm sure you're going for your
bench player. Unless you're moving. No, I don't
want to put Dave Amage as their bench player.
I'm going to put... No, Evan Mobley. Give me
Evan Mobley at powerboard. He's a good suction.
Like, not the best, but he's a good suction.
I'm skinny, but... Here you are. Dallas Mavericks.
Dallas Mavericks. No Luka. Can't pick Luka now.
I agree. Of course. Okay, I got small forward
and I got bench left. You got Atlanta Hawks.
Atlanta Hawks? Ooh, that's a tough one. Give
me... I don't like Trae Young. I don't like Trae
Young, so I'm absolutely not going Trae Young.
You know what? Give me Bogdanovich. Bo... Bo...
Not Boban. Bojan. However the fuck you... Bogdanovich.
Yeah, just put that, you know. Yeah, give me
him as my board. Now I'll pick any player as
my bench. Alright. What do you got? Clippers.
Oh, okay. Los Angeles Clippers. Kawhi. Kawhi?
Dude's always hurt. Pretty much 80. You got the
Pelicans. Pelicans? As I bench player bro, give
me give me bi. Oh, no, he doesn't know give me
I Mean I'll go Trey Murphy or Jose Who would
you go? So would you go with Trey Murphy or Jose?
I'd go with Trey. Trey Murphy? Okay, yeah, give
me Trey Murphy. You should get a thing. We got
too many guards on our team You get a thing.
We got DeJounte Murray. We got CJ McCollum. We
got Jose Alvarado We've got Brandon Boston. Yeah,
so... So then that leaves me with my bench player.
Let's see who we get. Sacramento Kings. Sacramento
Kings. Who do you want with your bench player?
Ooh, see? I either want to pick... Because I
don't like DeMar and I don't like Zach Levine.
You don't like Zach Levine? Or DeMar? I feel
like, well, I'm not going to say I don't like
them, but, like, they're not my favorite. I mean,
you could pick literally any person on the team
because you've got your bench probably left.
I know, but they're... You see, I'm looking kind
of small in the big man section, so I'm either
going to pick... Who's your center? Jan Jackson.
And then your power forward is who? Paulo. Yeah,
you're small. So I'm either going to pick Sabonis
or I'm going to pick Jonas Valanciunas. Okay.
I didn't know that Jonas played for Kings. He
got traded from the Wizards. Yeah, I just didn't
pay attention to who he got traded to. Yeah,
we forgot all about Jonas, but it's either one
of those two. I don't know who to pick. Like,
Jonas isn't bad, though, but it's like defenses.
I mean, Jonas versus Sabonis. Is that really
like a... Yeah, give me Sabonis. Is that what
the conversation... Are you trying to choose
Sabonis? Well, because I'm thinking of, like,
New Orleans Jonas, though. Because that was,
like, Mr. Yeah, but New Orleans Jonas still got
bodied by Sabonis when they played. No, hell
no. Like, come on. Sabonis is a way better player.
You're going to act like Jonas is better than
Sabonis? Valley locked up Sabonis on that one.
Come on. Valley did lock up Sabonis. But, okay,
so, this team, I feel like I got you beat. But
here's why though, I'm gonna tell you why. Well,
say the teams, say the teams. So my point guard
is Jamal Murray, shooting guard Kyrie, small
forwards Kawhi, power forward Paolo, center Jaron
Jackson, benches Sabonis. Your team, point guard
Ja Morant, shooting guard Jalen Brunson, small
forward Bogdanovich, power forward Evan Mobley,
center Wimbley, and bench players Trey. Let's
go position by position. See who wins this. Because
I feel like it's pretty close. I feel like I
have the edge, though. Jamal Murray versus Ja.
Ja Murray. Come on. Ja hasn't been... Jamal hasn't
played good in three seasons. Hasn't played elite
in, like, really... I'll give you Ja, but at
the same time, I also feel like Ja's been on
the decline a little bit. He's a better player
than Jamal Murray, though. Come on. Okay, Kyrie
versus Jalen Brunson. That's tough. That's tough.
I'm faking Kyrie. Yeah, I'll give you Kyrie,
yeah. You're right, you're right. Kawhi versus
Bogdanovich. Give me Bogdanovich. Kawhi's always
hurt. He's hurt. No. Has he played a game this
season? He's played, yeah. How many games has
he played this season? Look it up. Because last
time you played that, oh, how many games did
Aiden Hutchinson play? You really played that
last time, didn't you? How many times? He's played
21 so far. How many did Bogdanovich play, like,
every game? No, because I remember last time
you were like, oh, 800, so he only played six
games. But here's the thing, though. He's still
cooking up fucking numbers, though. Bro doesn't
know how to spell it now. I knew you weren't
that smart. Played 35. More than Kawhi. And last
time you played that on me. with eight hunches
oh wait wait whoa whoa whoa you may need to change
your pick why uh because he's on the he's on
the clippers now he's on the clippers there's
two bogdanovich voters look up elena hawks roster
on espn Go to their official roster in ESPN Look
cuz I'm pretty sure there's two by damage players
in the league Better get rid of he's numb Hawks.
I mean, uh, I didn't have another small forward
give me That dude who used to play for the Pelicans.
Dyson Daniels? Dyson Daniels. Give me Dyson Daniels.
You're small. You're talking about me being small.
You're small. I'm big at the center in power
forward position. No. Kawhi got to beat him.
Yeah. Yeah. I'll definitely be that. Apollo versus
Evan Mobley. I'll give you Evan Mobley because...
Oh, Apollo. Yeah. I'll give you Evan Mobley.
Especially because he's bigger than Paolo. So
he can body Paolo in the powerboard position.
You should have put Paolo in the small forward.
Yeah, but then I would have gotten the Clippers.
But then I got the Clippers right after. So it
would have been like Kawhi at the powerboard.
Yeah, that would have been. Kawhi could have
been the bench. And then who did you get for
your bench player? Your bench team was Kings.
You could have put Sabonis at the powerboard.
Yeah, but I don't want to. That would have been
way better for you, dog. You messed up. No, I
didn't. Yeah, you didn't. Because then I could
switch out Paulo. Paulo can be the small forward
power forward. Yeah, but you could have put Sabonis
at power forward. Yeah, but if I really want
to be the coach, okay, I could put Jaron Jackson
at the power forward. Jaron Jackson at power
forward, Sabonis at the center, take out Paulo,
and just see where I need to plug him in at.
Or you can't do that now because the positions
are set. Yeah. Yeah, positions are set. Plus,
Paolo was my first player. But if I'm going by
the order that got the teams in, and if I was
actually coaching them, then that's how I'd play
it. All right. Then center, Wimby versus Jaron
Jackson. I'm going to lead right now. Two to
one, right? Let's see. Yeah, you got... I don't
know. Wait, no. I got point guard. I got... No
shooting. No, I got point guard and I got house
on how forward so a two -to -two time when B
versus Jaron Jackson wouldn't be Seriously man's
out for the rest of the season you're going Jaron
Jackson Hugh he got hurt two weeks ago So we
only missed two. Yeah, but he's gonna play he's
No, no, no. No, we pulling that injury. So we
can't you can't pull future injuries, bro You
can't say, oh, he's injured for the next two
years. You can't pull future injuries. Yeah,
but my dude's coming back, though. You're not
coming back. You cannot play future injuries,
dawg. He got hurt two weeks ago. Now he's out
for the rest of the season. You're acting like
Wimpy is a B. Wimpy is a B. He got hurt two weeks
ago, dawg. You're talking about that whole thing.
No, he gets hurt. Anyway, so I get your reaction.
No, you don't. I get your reaction. No, you don't.
Hold up. If it was reversed and you had Jaren
Jackson, what would you say? Jaren Jackson? No.
Yeah. Wouldn't we play the full season? Like,
if it would be from last year, you know what?
It wouldn't be. Yeah, it would be. Okay. But
wouldn't we play this full fucking game last
season? It wouldn't be played every single game
until two weeks ago. We can't account for future
injuries. If we're doing that, then Kawhi's out
there. Is he? No, he's still playing. But we
can't account for future injuries. He missed
a couple games in the beginning, but then he
came back. That is some absolute BS right there.
We cannot account for future injuries. And then
you get cooked on the bench. You get cooked on
the bench. What's our bench? Sabonis versus Trey
Murphy. Yeah. But we're tied 3 -3. I'm not giving
you that center. Head coach? Sure. To break the
tie at 3 -3. To break the 3 -3 tie. Okay. Can
we agree on that? It's a 3 -3 tie and the winner
will be head coach. Because we did that last
time. Alright, so who's going first, me or you?
I go first because I'm going first. We're spinning
again. Yeah, spin it. Well, I'm going to re -spin
it because I was doing it wrong. You cook. Who
did I get? You really want to know? Obviously.
The Washington Wizards? Wait, we don't know who
their coach is. Do you know who their coach is?
Fuck no. Well, we can't do it because we don't
know who their coach is. No, no, no, no. We don't
know who their coach is. I didn't know the Tennessee
Titans head coach. Nope. Nope. I knew the Titans
head coach. How do you know the Titans head coach?
That's kind of sad. Anyways. Bro, because I...
Where is it? We don't know where we've been.
You're cool. You're cool. You want to walk? I
got Ryan. What the fuck is that? Look at that.
He's that wizard, right? Is that Brian? That
wizard? That's what you actually said. Look at
this piece of shit. I'm the opponent of that.
I should get a point for that. No, you got...
Rick Carlisle got changed. I should get a point
for that on the third set. Rick Carlisle got
changed. Right, this time the Rick Carlisle can't
be changed. But I'm the Dallas Bear coach, I'm
just... Too bad, suck it up, Rick Carlisle. Alright,
that's nice. So, I think... Oh, you know what?
Let's dance. Let's break down the team so Brains
can decide. Okay, so we have for Evan, you got
Jerry Murray, Kyrie, Kawhi, Flo, Jerry Jackson,
bench player Sabonis, and then my head coach
is Rick Carlisle. For Landon's team, you got
Ja, Jalen Brunson, Dyson Daniels, Evan Mobley,
Wimby, bench players Trey Murphy, and the Wizards
head coach. So who is Brian Keefe? So even if
you... Apparently, that's what you guys couldn't
do. But let's just say I did give you Wimby.
Wimby is so bad. You cannot tell me that. Even
if I did give you Wimby. Which you're going to
give me. I still win. But we agreed that you're
going to give me that. And you went off ahead.
You know what? I already win no matter what.
So there you go. Okay. You went on head coach.
We agreed, right? Well, I went off a bench. You
went off a head coach. Went off a bench. We're
tied after a bench. Yeah. After the bench, we
were tied. And you won as the head coach, correct?
Yeah. Okay. So, all right. Now to the NFL news,
what we got going on. Yeah, let's just go through
these NFL headlines that just happened. What
do you think? What is it? Do you think? How do
you think the Raiders are going to be better
now? Would you know? Okay. I was talking to you
about Geno a couple days ago. Well, I guess Saturday.
Was it Saturday? Yesterday? Anyways, my thoughts
on Geno. He went from the Seahawks to the Raiders.
A team that's not like the Seahawks. See, you
know, the Seahawks were a better team than the
Raiders were. So he went from a team to a...
He's not terrible, but he's not busy with that
one piece in the middle. He just steadily declines
the play. But it's kind of awesome the more reactions
that are not a deal. Like, that's good. That's
what the Raiders do. What does it have to do
with people? You get the piece of the wrap of
a certain person. Mm -hmm. Then the season, you
want one. He's a tail of his crew. It's not going
to be the Raiders. It's not much of a grade at
this point. So, here's what I'm going to say
about that. Your idea is not a nice option because
they should be better after that. Like, they
don't want to do whatever they keep. That's what
most organizations can do. They just keep building
and building. See? But Washington, how they signed
Zach Ertz to, like, a cheap deal, too. See, I
don't ever think Washington was set on Geno.
I don't think they wanted Geno for, like, a decade.
I think they were always trying to move on from
Geno. Like, trying to go through the draft and
see, like, you know, sign a young guy. I don't
think they were set on Geno being a franchise
player for the last five years. Yeah, in Seattle.
Yeah, you said Washington. Washington's a state.
No, no, no. The state of Washington. I was talking
about the football team. I was talking about
the commanders. I was talking about how they're
making young moves like signing Zachary to a
cheap deal. Yeah. Very cheap. And you were like,
oh, I was expecting Washington. That's why you
confused me because I was like, wait, what? But
yeah, now I know what you mean. Okay. Yeah. And
I didn't think about this until this morning,
but... The Raiders have Pete Carroll as head
coach. So Pete Carroll, I guess, wanted his quarterback
back, you know, because he coached Geno in Seattle.
So Pete Carroll wanted his quarterback back on
the Raiders, I guess. So now Geno's reunited
with Pete Carroll. I mean, that's something.
Yeah, but I do believe, like, if the Raiders
actually do drive pretty good this year, if they
do, then I could see them being... They're not
making the playoffs this year. They have... Three
great teams in the division that are just going
to get better. Well, the Chargers and the Broncos
are going to get better from last season. And
the Chiefs are the Chiefs. Chiefs are the Chiefs.
That's already a given. I do think, though, that
maybe they can beat the Broncos. Because I do
feel like... They can beat the Broncos, but the
Broncos are a better team. I'm talking about
as in making playoffs over the Broncos. No. Because
you've got to think. Because you don't know how
Bonex is going to play during the sophomore slump.
Not every quarterback has a sophomore slump.
I do think Bo Nix is going to have a sophomore
slump. You can't just account for that because
not every quarterback has a sophomore slump.
That's why I'm saying Wimby had a sophomore slump.
Wimby got better this season last season. And
I'm still on that. I'm still on that. Alright,
so what do you think about the Saints restructuring
Derek Carr's contract? Saints? Okay, the salary
cap is nothing. Salary cap is fake. Literally,
the Saints manipulate the salary cap every single
season. So, this is what this is. You know, the
Saints just manipulate the salary cap. And salary
cap is in your head. It doesn't matter. All that
to get under the cap and not sign anybody good.
Salary cap does not matter. Alright, what do
you think of the Vikings re -signing Aaron Jones?
I mean... Why would they not I mean good on them?
I mean that is the move to make you shouldn't
be saying He's played really good last year himself.
Mm -hmm. All right Then we have Josh Allen Getting
a six -year deal with the with the Buffalo Bills.
How much money is it making? You just signed
330 million, but 250 million of its guaranteed
so six years 330 But that's a lot of money, but
250 million guaranteed though. So that's probably
all contract incentives of like Pro Bowls Super
Bowls Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Well still
336 years. That's a that's so a lot though. That's
like a Patrick Mahomes contract. Oh, we're probably
not gonna make That much money in our lifetime
No, definitely then that is generational time
money. Imagine like you can't just say oh this
quarterbacks underpaid this Quarterbacks, like,
these quarterbacks are making millions on top
of millions of dollars every single year. Things
that you're not going to see in your lifetime.
Because you, as an average football fan, you're
never going to see this type of money in your
lifetime. So you can't criticize these players
for being underpaid. Not only that, they're a
lot. Their future in terms of entertainment.
So, appreciate it. I'm with you. It won't work
at work, so I don't want to hear it. Moving on.
You guys, first speaking is disappointing, but
I'm kind of questioning my sanity. I am not sure
how to keep up with this. It's placed away from
the camera again. Editor John Miller. Well, we
had a security list placed out of direction.
I thought he was going to leave. I thought he
was going to leave. I thought he was going to
leave. Because I feel like Tom Brady and Chuck,
they're going to try to get more needle moves
over a little bit. I mean, they still got a bunch
of space. I don't know how much after the Matt
Crosby did. I mean, that was a good one. I don't
know. Miles Garrett, he showed the world up today.
He showed them up and was like, hey, I'm not
that hot. Not bad. Yeah. So, I do feel like that
they can be needle moves. They still got Kobe
Mott. They still got... You can't say they have
Kobe Mott. It's not... Receiver and you get a
good quarterback. With all the space you get.
Yeah. Like, it'd be like... And, like, Jacoby,
I'm excited about him. I'm excited about Isaac,
too. Which doesn't really matter. He's a good
quarterback. They got one team. So, I would hope
you're stuck a little bit. But, you're going
to eat up on Raiders now. It's like a second.
He's got, like, two more left. It's not easy
to take everything in. But I think we're gonna
spot that now they do a Cooper now I'm gonna
be somewhat furious because at the same time
now now that Devon is there I think Cooper's
gonna leave No, I do. I think they're trained
Cooper now that Devon he's there because Devontae
would be the number one receiver now. At the
same time, though, I wouldn't want Cooper to
leave, though, because that would be a killer
offense right there. You got Kyron Williams in
the backfield, and then you got Devontae, Puka,
and you got Cooper. That's a Super Bowl offense
right there. So where did you think Devontae
was going, then? Or did you have any idea? I
didn't really know, Adam, to be honest. Where
I thought? where DK Metcalf is going to the Steelers.
You thought Devontae was going to go to the Steelers?
Why? Because I feel like the money over there,
they got the money for it, not only that. They
don't have a quarterback. Yeah, but you know,
Devontae hasn't really cared anymore, but I'm
guessing he looked at it as... Devontae wants
to play for a good quarterback. He cares. That's
the whole reason why he went to Vegas, is to
play with his board. And then that's the reason
why I went to the Jets to play with this boy.
Now I was going to the Rams to play with a really
good quarterback. No, but I do believe that he
was going to go to the Steelers, though. But
it depended on... Because I don't know what their
quarterback situation is going to be. The Steelers
don't have a quarterback on their roster right
now. They don't have a son quarterback. Because
I know Russ had a one -year deal. So did Justin
Fields. So they don't have a quarterback on the
roster right now. They're probably going to draft
someone, and then they're probably going to also
sign someone. Whether that be Russ, Justin, I
mean, take a pick of people around the league.
I would sign Russ if I were them. Sam Darnold,
maybe. Aaron Rodgers. That wouldn't be bad. I
want Aaron Rodgers to go to a team where the
Saints face him next year so he can go to a game.
Well, you were saying DK Metcalf went to the
Steelers. I didn't actually know that. You just
went to the Steelers? Let's see. The Steelers
are sending a 20 -25 second, flipping 6th and
7th round picks for Seahawks. See, the Seahawks'
problem, it feels like every year, I mean the
Steelers' problem, it feels like every year,
is that their offense is bad. They have that
stagnant offense. Russ had a good offense for
Amin. Six weeks or so, but then towards the end
of the season, the offense fell off again. So
that's their problem is the offense. So now that
they get DK, I mean, that's a really big offensive
play right there. But I do believe, though, that
the Steelers always do watch themselves over
with going to get after these players. Because
then at the same time, like... This past season,
you had a couple good receivers. George Pickens
needs to get himself straight. Well, they've
never had an elite receiver. Other than A .B.
Yeah, last time they had an elite receiver was
A .B. Since A .B., they haven't had an elite
receiver. So D .K. Metcalf is probably, I would
say, an elite receiver. I'm not going to say
elite. I'm not going to say elite. You don't
think he's number one? D .K. Maggard, really?
Jackson Smith, the jigboat, he was cooking last
year. I feel like D .K. is going to be the number
one. But at the same time, though, I also do
feel like it also depends on the quarterback,
too. Of course it depends on the quarterback.
But that's why I also feel like... You know,
DK isn't number one because I feel like he wouldn't
get in as many times as Jackson Smith. So that's
understandable. So I do believe, though, that
DK could, depending on who signed with the Steelers,
I feel like DK is going to be, it depends on
the quarterback. If it's like Aaron Rodgers,
I could see DK doing good. But at the same time,
though, if it's like Aiden O 'Connell or a Gardner
Minshew, then it's like... But he could still
be the number one receiver on him with a bad
quarterback still be the number one receiver
Mm -hmm. Well every team's got on one receiver.
What do you mean? Yeah, but every quarterback
has their favorite target though. You gotta think
yeah rustic Justin Fields didn't use George Pickens
enough. That's why they switched Russ and then
Russia started up Russell's taking chances. He
was throwing that ball deep George Pickens so
Everyone has a favorite wide receiver, so that's
why it depends on the quarterback for me. Let's
talk about these quarterbacks. These quarterbacks
are free agents that aren't going to go up. Well,
they don't have a team currently, so let's start
with Sam Donald. He had a really good season
with Vikings, and then, except for his last two
games where he fell off. Do you think the Vikings
used him? If I'm the Vikings, I would try to
get him for cheap. If I can't, I'm going after
Aaron Rodgers. Because he probably wants a bigger
contract, just so you know. Probably wants a
bigger contract, but at the same time, though,
it could also be like a Geno Smith story with
Sam Darnold. So I'm not going to count him out.
I do hope he does good. Because he's been fucked
over so many times. I could see both sides. I
could see him resigning, and I could see them
not resigning. The reasons to resign him is he
had a really good season last year. He played
really good with a really good team around him.
But the reasons to not resign him are he fell
off those last two games. And people might say,
oh, he showed his real self in the last two games.
I'm not going to say he fell off the last two
games. I feel like the O -line kind of let him
down on that one. You got to think, that Rams
playoff game, they were on his ass. They got
to him nine times before halftime. So, you got
to think. That's something you've got to prepare
for in the playoffs. You're right. Playoffs are
a different beast. You're right, but at the same
time, though, as a quarterback, you can only
do so much. A great quarterback can overcome
a batter line. Really? Yes. Name me, like, three.
You can't say Tom, because Tom always had a top
ten. Patrick Holmes. Not in the Super Bowl, but
the previous season, he had a batter line. And
he overcame it. Which one? Which one? The one
where he... Last year's. Not like this past season,
but the previous season. Which one? Where the
49ers won? Yeah, 49ers. No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no. He had all... Against the first 49ers
Super Bowl too, he had a bad O -line. No. Like,
he had a decent O -line, the first one against
the 49ers. The second one? Oh, no, he had a...
No, fuck, no. He ain't getting that. Hell no.
Hell no, he ain't getting that one. Think about
it. He practically had Tom Brady's offensive
lineman. You got Creed Humphrey up in there,
one of the best centers in the league. I ain't
giving you that. Wasn't the whole thing this
season is that the Chiefs didn't have a left
tackle? And they still went on a miraculous run?
Yeah, but you can miss one position on the offensive
lineman. When you're missing practically your
center, You're both you right and left guard
and then you're of course you miss everybody.
Yeah, you can't get one. Yeah, but same time
though you can Look if I know one side is weak.
Okay, I Can at least keep mentally prepare myself?
Okay, I'm going to get hit on the left side.
Okay, so say you're gonna roll, right? I'm gonna
try to roll right as much as I can. Right, you
know, I'm gonna try to mix it up, you know get
him confused. Mm -hmm Now we can roll right every
single play because then the defense will know
it both might look my in suck What am I gonna
try to do? I'm gonna try to roll in the pocket.
Mm -hmm out there on the pocket now if the fucking
Center and everybody else sucks, then what do
you want me to do about that? Everyone sucks
like yeah, I won't have time to throw in the
pocket. Yeah, unless I'm just Doing this. That's
why the Jets literally didn't do shit this year
because Believe me the Jets I don't know what
possessed Aaron Rodgers. Remember, one of these
podcasts goes, we're going to have the rants.
You grab your Jets fan, I'm going to have my
Saints fan. Well, I'm going to have my Aaron
Rodgers fan. But I'm going to go off on the Jets,
though. We can't do this episode because we're
filming in some library. Like, who films in a
library? Like, come on. We can't be loud in this
library. Yeah, we're acting like homeless people
right now trying to catch a place to stay for
the night. Except with podcast. The slyware is
open. What do you mean? Except with a podcast
episode. Nah, that'd make no sense. We gotta
think. We've been doing it. Makes sense, bro.
I am. We've been doing it at different locations.
We do it at my house. We do it at that place
over there. That place over there? That place
over there. We do it here. Like, we're practically
just homeless people trying to... We gotta find
a set location where we can set up our stuff
and, like... I mean, this still isn't bad, though.
I mean... Not bad, but it could be better though.
Yeah, we need to find like a like set location.
I don't know. But. So. What do you think ends
up. Sam. You gotta pick from. Don't. What. Where
do you think you get your job at? He's he's not
right now. He's I mean Either way, do you think
he's gone? You see it Oh steal it off a bunch
a bunch of weapons Shit just can you look for
them? They're gonna get it quarterback is rusty.
Look the new No, they got They're if you put
down he's he didn't like and in your I'm pretty
proud to give him like a, what is it, downgraded
version with K -Med F, and you do work against
a company like Williams, which is not good. I'm
single, sure, so, like, if I had to pick... Maybe
he goes to... See, I would have said Raiders
before Gino went to Raiders. Yeah, I would have
said Gino. I would have said Raiders too. Yeah.
But now that Gino went to Raiders, obviously
I can't say Raiders now. I have to think, like,
maybe he just ends up resigning with the Vikings.
Even if... Actually, I don't think he might resign
with the Vikings. I think maybe he goes to the
Jets. Have a reunion with the Jets. No. Maybe
the Jets think, you know, Sam Dallin has improved.
If I'm saying no, I'm not going to the Jets.
Y 'all wasted my career. Well, no, no. If you're
saying no, you're taking the most money. Oh,
yeah. Whatever team wants to give them the most
money, that's where it's going. Well, this is
a situation of, I mean, of course, this is practically
like any player. Do you want to win a chip or
do you want to make more money? Because if we
talk about really want to make money, look no
further than the Giants right now. Yeah. I don't
feel like the Giants will want to pay a huge
quarterback contract because they're drafting
a young guy who they expect to play from day
one. I mean, let's think about this now. They
gave Daniel Jones a big -ass fucking contract.
I mean, it's the Giants now. The Giants have
a top three pick. They're going to pick a quarterback.
And they're going to expect that quarterback
to produce from day one. I mean, they could.
They're not going to go out there and sign a
big name quarterback for lots of money. They
could pick a quarterback. Or they could just
say, fuck it. They could either go get Will Campbell.
They could go get Travis Hunter. They could get
other position players and sign Sam Donald. I
don't see it happening. I think the Giants are
going to draft Shador. I think so. Because they
have the number three pick, right? I think so.
Titans have the one pick. Two is the Browns.
Three is the Giants, right? I feel like Tennessee's
going to... Tennessee's going to draft... It's
either Cam or... That's a whole discussion, but
my number one is Cam Ward. I'm going to say this,
though. I don't think Cam Ward's going to do
too hot in the NFL. See, I'm not, like, super,
super high on either of them. But I think Ken
Ward has a higher upside. And if I'm the GM in
my position with the number one pick, and after
choosing between the two, I'm doing Ken Ward.
I just feel like that Miami offensive line is
saving him a good pick. Because, like, you know,
if you're able to stay in the pocket and you're
just a walking shit, that's a good -ass offensive
line. I want to see you struggle. If I'm a scout,
I want to see you struggle. You talk about struggling
like Colorado played some SEC title. No, I'm
talking about Cam Ward. Like, you got to think,
that offensive line was saving him. If you're
able to like walk while you're in the pocket,
just be able to look around, that doesn't really
tell me what I need to know because at the same
time, I could just be like, oh. your offensive
line saving you because that's like this whole
conversation with Sam Donald like Sam Donald
didn't do bad this whole season but the offensive
line because of the offense it's kind of like
a reverse situation kind of because at the same
time though because then I'm going to be wondering
okay let me put you in Tennessee okay with not
a very good offensive line okay how are you going
to be able to handle Not getting protection.
No, no. Titans don't have a terrible line. Their
offensive problems center around low levels.
Titans didn't have a terrible line. Okay, so
if you're the Titans GM, who do you pick? Well,
if it's the Titans, I'm picking a quarterback.
I'm picking... I'm probably... I'm probably taking...
Shador? You're taking sugar? Because I feel like
it works with a player. I feel like I can go
to the quarterback. See, how much better do you
think it's going to be? Like, do you think it's
a big gap? Or do you think that it's not? It's
a big gap. Yeah. It's a big gap. It's a big gap.
It's a big gap. It's a big gap. I respect it.
But if I was a student and I became one, and
I became one, and all that, I'd be like, mm -mm.
Like, I want to struggle. Because if Todd put
me down, I tend to tighten stuff up. And let's
say we don't get off the line, which we're not
going to get off the line. They don't have enough
supply. What are you going to do? I struggle.
I need to see you. I need to see you make a difference.
Well, they're on the run. Split. No one thought
Patrick Mahomes was going to be good. I think
he's going to be a giant. But the Giants think
of this as another Giants. It's kind of like
with the Bulls. I like Jamar and Joe Burrow connection.
Yeah. But at the time, though, when they were
just coming off the Super Bowl run, me being
smarter, I was going to say Panay Sewell. Okay,
it was the year after. But they weren't coming
off a Super Bowl. No, no, no, no, no. You got
to think. Okay. They weren't coming off a Super
Bowl. Joe Burr got hurt in the third season.
Yeah, he got hurt. They didn't go to the Super
Bowl. Yeah, that second year was when... Yeah,
the second year was when Jamal and Joe Burr went
to the Super Bowl. Yeah. But then at the same
time, though, it also kind of came back to haunt
him with the Ramsey line. But then again, though,
that's Aaron Donald, though. You can't do much
about Aaron Donald. Okay, we're getting way off
topic. The topic was seemed hard. I know, but
at the same time, though. You're like moving
over. No, I'm still on subject because I'm explaining
this. You're talking about the Rams D -line.
The subject was seemed hard. Get it together.
No, I'm telling you what the correlation is.
You're not kidding. Let me just. Bro, come on.
Let me bring up the correlation, okay? Okay.
So the Bengals chose a wide receiver instead
of an offensive line, right? They made it to
the Super Bowl, but then. the offline. I feel
like if the audience are somewhat smart, they're
going to try to get an offline with quarterback.
So I feel like they're going to try to locate
it, and they're going to try to sound like an
instructor. Let's make a twist. When the parents
have a good offline, they know it doesn't make
them feel lost. That would probably make the
offline better. You're gonna you're gonna you're
gonna games If St. Donald's gonna have to...
If... If... St. Donald's gonna have to... I feel
like... I feel like... I feel like... so i can't
give it because i don't know so and just get
the chance to go to the super bowl change you
know the ring and the vibe from the back Did
you see that Andrew Jackson? No. Go home and
watch that. Just get your full break on Aaron
Robbins. And, uh, Stanley. I don't know. Well,
just go watch it. I don't have time. Yeah, you
do. Go watch it. You do. You know how busy I
am. You don't know. You got, you got, you got
time on the 5th, 7th, 6th, right? Where you have
to go home. You won't eat and won't do. Do some
work and watch a documentary. No. Anyways, uh.
I don't think they're quarterback away. I don't
think they're just a quarterback away from being
Super Bowl contender. I think the defense is
what's killing them. And I like Pittsburgh's
defense. But that performance against the Ravens,
though? Well, that was more on the offense. I
think in my mind it was an offense. Yeah. But
you get D .K. Metcalf and you get Aaron Otters
on that same team? I still don't think that's
super old. I think that's still... It depends
on who they draft. It depends on, for a lot of
these teams for me, who they draft. Because if
we look back at the draft, like let's say after
this episode or whenever the draft is, and I'm
like, okay. I think, let's say Will Campbell
does go to the Giants. Okay. The draft's in April.
April. The draft's in Green Bay this year. Hmm.
That'd be a cool thing to go to, the draft. Please
come to New Orleans draft, please. Yeah, he wants
a draft here. I do. How cool would that be, though,
the draft? That would be cool. But at the same
time, sometimes it's kind of open to the public,
though. Some of the drafts. It's open to the
public, exactly. Yeah, but how are you going
to open it to the public in the Dome? It's not
gonna be in the door. Are you stupid? What else
are you gonna do it like we're It never happens
in the stadium Have you watched the draft? Sometimes
sometimes they do do it in the stadium. No, they
don't win win. When did that when they went to
Indianapolis? They did it. It never happens in
the stadium Bro, I promise you When they went
to Indianapolis, they did. Last year. Was it
in the stadium? It was in Indianapolis last year?
No. I thought it was in Kansas City last year.
No, it was in Cleveland, wasn't it? I was like,
dog. It never happens in the stadium. It happens
in an outdoor public setting. Okay. In the history
of the NFL draft. Come on. Let's not take 20
years here. Brother, I was not expecting to pull
this up, motherfucker. Alright. So... 2026 is
in Pittsburgh. Talk louder, bro. I don't even
know what's picking you up, dog. Okay, 2025,
it's in Green Bay. 2024, it's in Detroit. 2023,
it's Kansas City. Because the last year was in
Detroit, then. So we were both wrong. Yeah, we
were... 2022 was Las Vegas. 2021 was Cleveland.
21 was Cleveland, okay. I think they... No, they
didn't do it in Las Vegas. I know they didn't.
They did in Vegas. No, no, as in in the stadium.
No, they didn't. Yeah, absolutely they didn't.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They didn't. 2020,
virtual, of course. 2019, Nashville. 2018, Dallas.
2017, Philadelphia. 2016, 2015, Chicago. Yeah,
so it's never in the stadium. But the difference
between that and this is they can face a big
draft like that. You gotta think how many faces
they're gonna get here. They have an open space
for that though, that's what I'm saying. Yeah,
do it with Jack the Squirt. I feel like these
cities don't shut down the streets. New Orleans
has a big event in the NFL. They just held the
football. So they had a big event. It is. But
we've known that. I've never come to New Orleans.
But, like, when I thought, like, three years
ago, when you came to the draft, I mean, I'm
not going to break that. I mean, you just tell
me the event. You didn't hand us the draft here.
You're trying to get the draft here. Oh, if we're...
Maybe Roger can listen to the podcast. Maybe
Roger can download it. Maybe he's here from Russia.
Maybe he's here from Russia. He's just not listening.
I don't know, but I'm trying to get... I'm trying
to get... I'm trying to get... I'm trying to
get... I'm trying to get... I'm trying to get...
I'm trying to get... I'm trying to get... You
know, you don't know for sure. No, I don't. This
spent eight hours a day. Eight hours a day sleeping.
Well, you know what? This episode. We didn't.
We literally underprepared this episode a lot.
In this scene, Chris sent me from the plane to
step behind a tree. It's something that I can't
recall. I stepped behind a tree. That would happen
to both of them. Let me see cuz I probably have
it saved Say it does not mean you can say it.
Alright. Tom Brady, Travis Kelsey. Speak up.
Tom Brady, Rose Travis Kelsey. The microphone's
right here. Can you fuck off? Language. First
of all, don't come at me. I've been cursing the
whole episode and you have not said anything
until now. First of all, don't come at me with
that energy. Second of all, language. I will
kick you in that chair. Third of all, when I
was driving over here. You called me and you
had the same type of energy, bro. What is this?
I'm always on that energy. Anyways, let me back
to reading. Thank you very much, sir. Tom Brady.
Can you read? Can you shut the fuck up? This
is what I'm saying. Like, you're so easily like
you get you spaz out over every single thing.
You get annoyed and aggravated over everything.
No. Whereas I'm totally zen until you just tick
me off. No, because I hate when people. Literally
cut me off as when I'm about to speak on the
subject. Every little thing. Not every little
thing. It's just you motherfucker. Anyway, so
I know how to Tom Brady roast Travis Kelsey over
Super Bowl focus suggesting if he had focused
on football instead of Taylor Swift. She's would
have three Pete. They think my gosh, can you
read with any kind of sense of personality? You're
still monotone. Yeah, but they think Kelsey hit
back. I love Brady, but if he had focused on
his wife more, he'd have a wife right now. That
is kind of... I don't even know how to feel about
that. What do you think about that? Okay, break
it down. So, Tom Brady won a lot with the Patriots.
He won six Super Bowls with the Patriots and
then lost to Buckingham. And lost to the wife
of the Pacific. Because he maybe lost to that
husband, but he never fought before. Just come
out and say, you know, if you want to retire.
Yeah, if you wanted to retire years ago. Yeah.
If you want to retire, go away. Especially when
you already have more balls. Yeah, if you have
more balls than any person in the internet, you
got a generation of money. I mean, he lost time.
Yeah. Because he wanted to play more. He wanted
more of the hits by men. Instead of being touched
by his wife, he wanted to be touched by other
men more. Am I wrong? You are not wrong. Exactly,
bro. You remember what was it? I just sent you
one more thing that I want to cover on doing
dumb shit. And the reason I sent it to you, I
put this in my story. Birds. There is a conspiracy.
Okay. These birds are coming after me and I don't
want to hear you say anything. These birds are
coming after me. These birds are coming after
me every single day. And I don't, I'm losing
sleep over this. I'm losing, you know, my health
is deteriorating, deteriorating over this because
I'm worried about birds. They really, dog. This
band just like looking at me Explain your visual
Expression because the viewers can't see it.
I'm looking at him like what the fuck is he on
about language? What kind of drugs are you is
he on? Okay, no, no, no, okay, I'm gonna tell
you I'm gonna tell you yeah, there's gotta be
a story to this in the 1980s when Ronald Reagan
was Hold up. Hold up. You gotta explain your
expression again, because you can't just be looking
at me weird. These viewers gotta know how you're
looking at me. I'm still looking at him like
that. Let's explain the story. Come on. Okay.
Long story. Okay. So, in the 1980s, Ronald Reagan
was president. There was an idea to kill all
the birds in America. Okay. So, the CIA and the
FBI and all these, like, super government agencies,
these secret agencies, together. And they made
drones that looked like birds. They use the drones
to kill almost all the birds in the country.
There's some birds that are still out there,
but most of them are killed. And most of the
birds you see now, instead of being real life
birds, they are the drones that these secret
government agencies created to look like birds.
But they're really weapon machines to kill birds
and maybe even people. Well, guys. No, no, you
gotta connect the dots. Everyone that's listening,
connect the dots. Yeah, I'm connecting the dots,
alright. I can tell you haven't went outside
as much as a child. But you can't criticize this.
These birds are coming after. And you know what?
The government, you know, if they get ticked
off, they might say, okay, bird drones, flip
the switch. Kill people now. You know. I don't
know where this all came from, magically. If
you get gunned down by a bird, I told you something.
I told you something. You know, I understand
where this would be coming from, you know, a
bird. Like, if a bird pooped on you, like...
Well, I had a bird poop on me before. And you
know what? Did you have a bird poop on you before?
I'm talking about, like, as in recently. I don't
think this was recent. This was not, like, over
a year ago. But still. I'm talking about, like,
recently. Like, yeah. For this all to magically
come up out of nowhere. That's what I'm talking
about. Did you see that story on the bus today?
Okay, I'm in this conspiracy. Birds are not real.
Well, you guys, you heard our doing dumb shit.
We just had to hear Landon speak for once in
his life. So, I hope everyone had a great podcast
episode. Stay woke. Stay woke, everyone. I hope
everyone had a great podcast episode. And remember
to stay woke. Landon, do you have anything other
than stay woke? trust in me because i have all
the answers if you really want to know this like
super secretive government i got all the answers
bro i'll be in these like dark web like websites
looking at all these secret stuff and i know
some secrets that even top officials like government
don't even know how to get caught by the fbi
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