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What's up? Welcome back to the Extra Spicy Pod.

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Yo, what up, dawg? That was cringe. It's Landon.

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It's your homeboy, Evan, over here. Okay. Last

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episode of the robot thing, now you're gonna

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do like a... That's what I'm gonna start doing

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now. I'm gonna do different things. Okay. See

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you later. I'm giving us variety, Landon. I'm

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putting this podcast on my back, man. Okay. Well,

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we're going to just ignore that comment because

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of how... Landon gets rage baited every single

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time I say that. Okay. He's like, motherfucker,

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I do the editing. I do everything. I do everything.

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First of all, I don't ever rage over things.

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I'm a very calm... You are a lie. I am a very

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calm person. I am zen. You know, I practice yoga.

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I practice meditating. No, you don't. I am in

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tune with the universe. No, you don't. I am very

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in tune with the universe. You rage. I literally

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get you to do it. And when I get you to do it,

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it's like Christmas to me. Okay, it's very rare.

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I'll give you that. I am always in. And then

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when someone pushes me off the edge, I just go

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ape shit. You're right. You've got to know what

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you're talking about. And that's why I know what

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I'm talking about when I get you to rage. Okay,

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and we've known each other for so long, you know

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how to do it now. Exactly. Like, you know how

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to get me over that little hump, that little

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edge, you know, to push me over. I showed him

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a little Instagram video before we were doing

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this. Okay, that was the dumbest thing ever.

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What was that even supposed to be? Because the

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dude in the video was raging. He was like, I

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hate you. Dude's just shaking him and he's smiling

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because he got what he wanted. He wanted him

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to be fucking angry. And so that's me every time

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I get you to rage. Okay, you really do sometimes.

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You know how to push me. Exactly. And that's

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why we're great hosts. Because we know each other

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very well. Evan's over here. He gets mad at everything.

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Yeah, because me. He gets pissed off at every

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single little thing that's wrong. Not everything.

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Pretty much. Not everything. You're not Zen like

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me. Not everything. It depends. It's... See...

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The dumb stuff though if it's like little stuff

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like okay, let's just say you put a pencil right

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there Okay, I'm don't care. No if you're just

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like We're writing writing something right here.

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I'm like land. Why the fuck are you making no

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sense right now? I'm about to explain it. You

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didn't need to cut me off now, sir Or you're

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about to get a piece of paper and you write it.

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Explain your point. You're not making any sense.

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You're doing something dumb when you could be

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doing it over there. That's what I'm saying.

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Anyways, so we got a bunch of shit for you to

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talk about today. So we got the Devante Adams

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trade. I mean, a lot of NFL things have happened

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in the past couple weeks since we've done our

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last podcast. By the time of us filming, we have,

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let's see, what we just had now was the DK Metcalfe

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trade, the Devante Adams trade, the Josh Allen

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extension. What else do we do? Just for reference,

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we're filming this on March 9th, the night of

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March 9th, so we're going to cover, like, Danville

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stuff that happened between March 9th and the

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last episode that we filmed. Trades happened,

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you know, Geno Smith, Devante Adams, Aaron Rodgers

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is out, the New York Jets. Well, Devante Smith

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didn't sign, and he didn't get traded. He, he,

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he, pre -agency. Oh, no, Devante Adams. I misspoke.

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Yeah, they cut him, so. But. all right so did

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you have you also have you're doing dumb segment

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today or not yeah i sent you something not that

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long ago right maybe i sent you an instagram

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like a thing i sent you i know i sent you something

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i didn't say that we're gonna do that but like

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that's what i thought like we could cover that

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on the doing dumb stuff segment okay yeah and

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then you want to also play the game right where

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we will do the randomized and make a team. Because

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that one took most of our podcast time. So might

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as well just do it with NBA this time. Yeah,

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we do. Do you want to do current or all time?

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No, current. Current's way more fun because like

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all time you have like generation players on

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every team. Okay. Whereas current makes it more

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challenging, you know, to make a good team. Okay.

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Well, let's do the game right now. Okay. Right

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now. Okay. Okay. Let's do it. Let's go make the

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list. Yeah, we're going to do the game. We're

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going to do randomized NFL, well, NBA teams,

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both of us. And we're going to make guards, forwards,

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and then one center, the starting five. So to

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the people that didn't watch last week's episode

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or two weeks ago, this film, either every week

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or every two weeks. Last week it was Mardi Gras.

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So, you know, we yeah, I mean we live in the

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reason, you know, we gotta do money We had we

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had to go to money people from other states.

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You don't understand. Yeah, exactly. So But we

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went to go do Mardi Gras. So I mean that's that's

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something we got to do. That's like our New Orleans

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tradition right there Every single year. So what?

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Okay. I didn't go to one. I wouldn't imagine

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He participated in the parade, that's all that

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matters. As long as you're in Louisiana and you

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participate in the parade, that's all that matters.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We doing coach this time or

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not? No. So, but, to explain the game, we pick,

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we have random wheel, we spin that wheel, we

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get a player from that team, but usually, I've

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seen two different types of variations. We did

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the one variation that we've done, and I know

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there's another one where, I think, Whoever says

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the player first can get that player. I've never

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seen that variation. I've only seen the variation

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like we did. But, I mean, it don't matter. We

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could do either one. So you want to do five positions,

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and then you want to do, like, a bench player?

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Yeah, we could do a bench player. Yeah. The microphone's

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over here, by the way. And I keep facing that

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way. It's right here. Well, I'm trying to, like,

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look down and see what I'm doing. Okay, bench

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player. Nah, bro. You're going to get, like,

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the wizard six times. No, I'm winning this time.

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You got lucky because I had the Titans head coach.

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Alright. We only did head coach for shits and

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giggles. No, we did head coach because we were

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head to head, remember? Because I had three good...

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Okay, we're head to head because you technically

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cheated. How did I cheat? Remember, you... I

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said Kayvon Thibodeau after time was up. We had

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moved on. It was either Kayvon Thibodeau or Ryan

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Burns. I said either one then. And then you want

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to say that Cameron DeVito is better than A.

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Hutchinson. That's why you cheated. Because A.

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Hutchinson is the better player. He's the better

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player when healthy. Bro, acts like he was hurt

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all season. He played this season. He plays six

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games. Alright, so. We doing Rock, Paper, Scissors

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to see who picks first? Do you remember who went

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first last time? No. I feel like you went first

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last time. If I went first last time, you go.

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Yeah, I'll go first this time. Yeah, because

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I know you were first last time. You got Memphis

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Grizzlies. Memphis Grizzlies. Give me Ja. Landon

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got Ja. Who you got, bro? Orlando Magic. Face

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that microphone up, weird dog. Give me Paula.

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It means that we are facing the opposite direction.

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But here's the thing, though. Do I want Apollo

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as my small forward or power forward? I guess

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you can put it as either one, but that affects,

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you know, the team. I know. I would put him as

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small forward. If it was me, but... Well, you

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can choose wherever. I'm going to put him as

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power forward. Alright. Your team next. Alright.

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Who do I get to select from? New York. New York

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Knicks? Mm -hmm. I got... Give me Jalen Brunson.

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You're putting Brunson at your shooting guard?

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Shooting guard, yeah. Brunson at shooting guard.

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I have a team right now, bro. Come on. I have

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a team. Let's see. Who you got? Memphis Grizzlies.

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Memphis Grizzlies. Give me Jaren Jackson as my

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center. Jaren Jackson, alright. It was either

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going to be Jaren Jackson or Zach Eaton. Zach

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Eaton. He's like, whatever. kind of hurt not

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hurt but like you know san antonio's first spurs

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give me wendy bro yeah landon's already looking

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good teams and my team's goaded you're like oh

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no i got this i'm gonna win easily give me murray

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you're more murray i had the nuggets give me

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nuggets again jamal oh you you couldn't pick

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your kids bro yeah i know i couldn't think you'll

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get stuff yeah because I couldn't pick a job.

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You already took them. Yeah, Cleveland. Cleveland

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Cavs? Give me... I couldn't go David Mitchell

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because David Mitchell's a guard. You're going

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with... Well, no, you already have both of your

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guards off, so I'm sure you're going for your

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bench player. Unless you're moving. No, I don't

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want to put Dave Amage as their bench player.

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I'm going to put... No, Evan Mobley. Give me

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Evan Mobley at powerboard. He's a good suction.

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Like, not the best, but he's a good suction.

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I'm skinny, but... Here you are. Dallas Mavericks.

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Dallas Mavericks. No Luka. Can't pick Luka now.

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I agree. Of course. Okay, I got small forward

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and I got bench left. You got Atlanta Hawks.

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Atlanta Hawks? Ooh, that's a tough one. Give

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me... I don't like Trae Young. I don't like Trae

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Young, so I'm absolutely not going Trae Young.

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You know what? Give me Bogdanovich. Bo... Bo...

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Not Boban. Bojan. However the fuck you... Bogdanovich.

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Yeah, just put that, you know. Yeah, give me

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him as my board. Now I'll pick any player as

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my bench. Alright. What do you got? Clippers.

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Oh, okay. Los Angeles Clippers. Kawhi. Kawhi?

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Dude's always hurt. Pretty much 80. You got the

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Pelicans. Pelicans? As I bench player bro, give

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me give me bi. Oh, no, he doesn't know give me

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I Mean I'll go Trey Murphy or Jose Who would

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you go? So would you go with Trey Murphy or Jose?

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I'd go with Trey. Trey Murphy? Okay, yeah, give

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me Trey Murphy. You should get a thing. We got

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too many guards on our team You get a thing.

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We got DeJounte Murray. We got CJ McCollum. We

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got Jose Alvarado We've got Brandon Boston. Yeah,

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so... So then that leaves me with my bench player.

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Let's see who we get. Sacramento Kings. Sacramento

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Kings. Who do you want with your bench player?

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Ooh, see? I either want to pick... Because I

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don't like DeMar and I don't like Zach Levine.

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You don't like Zach Levine? Or DeMar? I feel

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like, well, I'm not going to say I don't like

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them, but, like, they're not my favorite. I mean,

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you could pick literally any person on the team

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because you've got your bench probably left.

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I know, but they're... You see, I'm looking kind

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of small in the big man section, so I'm either

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going to pick... Who's your center? Jan Jackson.

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And then your power forward is who? Paulo. Yeah,

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you're small. So I'm either going to pick Sabonis

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or I'm going to pick Jonas Valanciunas. Okay.

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I didn't know that Jonas played for Kings. He

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got traded from the Wizards. Yeah, I just didn't

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pay attention to who he got traded to. Yeah,

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we forgot all about Jonas, but it's either one

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of those two. I don't know who to pick. Like,

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Jonas isn't bad, though, but it's like defenses.

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I mean, Jonas versus Sabonis. Is that really

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like a... Yeah, give me Sabonis. Is that what

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the conversation... Are you trying to choose

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Sabonis? Well, because I'm thinking of, like,

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New Orleans Jonas, though. Because that was,

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like, Mr. Yeah, but New Orleans Jonas still got

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bodied by Sabonis when they played. No, hell

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no. Like, come on. Sabonis is a way better player.

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You're going to act like Jonas is better than

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Sabonis? Valley locked up Sabonis on that one.

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Come on. Valley did lock up Sabonis. But, okay,

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so, this team, I feel like I got you beat. But

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here's why though, I'm gonna tell you why. Well,

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say the teams, say the teams. So my point guard

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is Jamal Murray, shooting guard Kyrie, small

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forwards Kawhi, power forward Paolo, center Jaron

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Jackson, benches Sabonis. Your team, point guard

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Ja Morant, shooting guard Jalen Brunson, small

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forward Bogdanovich, power forward Evan Mobley,

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center Wimbley, and bench players Trey. Let's

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go position by position. See who wins this. Because

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I feel like it's pretty close. I feel like I

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have the edge, though. Jamal Murray versus Ja.

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Ja Murray. Come on. Ja hasn't been... Jamal hasn't

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played good in three seasons. Hasn't played elite

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in, like, really... I'll give you Ja, but at

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the same time, I also feel like Ja's been on

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the decline a little bit. He's a better player

00:14:27.769 --> 00:14:30.990
than Jamal Murray, though. Come on. Okay, Kyrie

00:14:30.990 --> 00:14:37.340
versus Jalen Brunson. That's tough. That's tough.

00:14:37.440 --> 00:14:41.059
I'm faking Kyrie. Yeah, I'll give you Kyrie,

00:14:41.080 --> 00:14:43.759
yeah. You're right, you're right. Kawhi versus

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Bogdanovich. Give me Bogdanovich. Kawhi's always

00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:51.240
hurt. He's hurt. No. Has he played a game this

00:14:51.240 --> 00:14:53.320
season? He's played, yeah. How many games has

00:14:53.320 --> 00:14:55.440
he played this season? Look it up. Because last

00:14:55.440 --> 00:14:57.679
time you played that, oh, how many games did

00:14:57.679 --> 00:15:01.240
Aiden Hutchinson play? You really played that

00:15:01.240 --> 00:15:04.139
last time, didn't you? How many times? He's played

00:15:04.139 --> 00:15:06.899
21 so far. How many did Bogdanovich play, like,

00:15:06.940 --> 00:15:12.320
every game? No, because I remember last time

00:15:12.320 --> 00:15:15.019
you were like, oh, 800, so he only played six

00:15:15.019 --> 00:15:16.740
games. But here's the thing, though. He's still

00:15:16.740 --> 00:15:22.480
cooking up fucking numbers, though. Bro doesn't

00:15:22.480 --> 00:15:24.559
know how to spell it now. I knew you weren't

00:15:24.559 --> 00:15:30.399
that smart. Played 35. More than Kawhi. And last

00:15:30.399 --> 00:15:33.070
time you played that on me. with eight hunches

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oh wait wait whoa whoa whoa you may need to change

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your pick why uh because he's on the he's on

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the clippers now he's on the clippers there's

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two bogdanovich voters look up elena hawks roster

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on espn Go to their official roster in ESPN Look

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cuz I'm pretty sure there's two by damage players

00:16:07.759 --> 00:16:23.500
in the league Better get rid of he's numb Hawks.

00:16:24.279 --> 00:16:27.080
I mean, uh, I didn't have another small forward

00:16:27.080 --> 00:16:32.590
give me That dude who used to play for the Pelicans.

00:16:32.889 --> 00:16:35.330
Dyson Daniels? Dyson Daniels. Give me Dyson Daniels.

00:16:35.370 --> 00:16:38.370
You're small. You're talking about me being small.

00:16:38.590 --> 00:16:40.909
You're small. I'm big at the center in power

00:16:40.909 --> 00:16:45.669
forward position. No. Kawhi got to beat him.

00:16:45.909 --> 00:16:50.330
Yeah. Yeah. I'll definitely be that. Apollo versus

00:16:50.330 --> 00:16:54.730
Evan Mobley. I'll give you Evan Mobley because...

00:16:54.730 --> 00:16:58.289
Oh, Apollo. Yeah. I'll give you Evan Mobley.

00:16:58.799 --> 00:17:01.139
Especially because he's bigger than Paolo. So

00:17:01.139 --> 00:17:03.340
he can body Paolo in the powerboard position.

00:17:03.639 --> 00:17:06.039
You should have put Paolo in the small forward.

00:17:07.579 --> 00:17:09.920
Yeah, but then I would have gotten the Clippers.

00:17:10.099 --> 00:17:12.980
But then I got the Clippers right after. So it

00:17:12.980 --> 00:17:14.619
would have been like Kawhi at the powerboard.

00:17:15.319 --> 00:17:17.220
Yeah, that would have been. Kawhi could have

00:17:17.220 --> 00:17:20.420
been the bench. And then who did you get for

00:17:20.420 --> 00:17:24.240
your bench player? Your bench team was Kings.

00:17:24.339 --> 00:17:26.059
You could have put Sabonis at the powerboard.

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Yeah, but I don't want to. That would have been

00:17:27.990 --> 00:17:31.470
way better for you, dog. You messed up. No, I

00:17:31.470 --> 00:17:33.250
didn't. Yeah, you didn't. Because then I could

00:17:33.250 --> 00:17:36.309
switch out Paulo. Paulo can be the small forward

00:17:36.309 --> 00:17:39.869
power forward. Yeah, but you could have put Sabonis

00:17:39.869 --> 00:17:41.849
at power forward. Yeah, but if I really want

00:17:41.849 --> 00:17:43.710
to be the coach, okay, I could put Jaron Jackson

00:17:43.710 --> 00:17:47.470
at the power forward. Jaron Jackson at power

00:17:47.470 --> 00:17:49.789
forward, Sabonis at the center, take out Paulo,

00:17:49.990 --> 00:17:53.769
and just see where I need to plug him in at.

00:17:54.490 --> 00:17:56.890
Or you can't do that now because the positions

00:17:56.890 --> 00:17:59.710
are set. Yeah. Yeah, positions are set. Plus,

00:17:59.789 --> 00:18:02.990
Paolo was my first player. But if I'm going by

00:18:02.990 --> 00:18:06.609
the order that got the teams in, and if I was

00:18:06.609 --> 00:18:08.869
actually coaching them, then that's how I'd play

00:18:08.869 --> 00:18:13.289
it. All right. Then center, Wimby versus Jaron

00:18:13.289 --> 00:18:16.089
Jackson. I'm going to lead right now. Two to

00:18:16.089 --> 00:18:18.910
one, right? Let's see. Yeah, you got... I don't

00:18:18.910 --> 00:18:23.150
know. Wait, no. I got point guard. I got... No

00:18:23.150 --> 00:18:25.750
shooting. No, I got point guard and I got house

00:18:25.750 --> 00:18:29.170
on how forward so a two -to -two time when B

00:18:29.170 --> 00:18:34.210
versus Jaron Jackson wouldn't be Seriously man's

00:18:34.210 --> 00:18:36.650
out for the rest of the season you're going Jaron

00:18:36.650 --> 00:18:39.710
Jackson Hugh he got hurt two weeks ago So we

00:18:39.710 --> 00:18:42.470
only missed two. Yeah, but he's gonna play he's

00:18:42.470 --> 00:18:46.670
No, no, no. No, we pulling that injury. So we

00:18:46.670 --> 00:18:50.000
can't you can't pull future injuries, bro You

00:18:50.000 --> 00:18:52.400
can't say, oh, he's injured for the next two

00:18:52.400 --> 00:18:53.920
years. You can't pull future injuries. Yeah,

00:18:53.920 --> 00:18:56.200
but my dude's coming back, though. You're not

00:18:56.200 --> 00:18:58.720
coming back. You cannot play future injuries,

00:18:58.819 --> 00:19:01.779
dawg. He got hurt two weeks ago. Now he's out

00:19:01.779 --> 00:19:04.180
for the rest of the season. You're acting like

00:19:04.180 --> 00:19:08.240
Wimpy is a B. Wimpy is a B. He got hurt two weeks

00:19:08.240 --> 00:19:10.779
ago, dawg. You're talking about that whole thing.

00:19:11.019 --> 00:19:13.619
No, he gets hurt. Anyway, so I get your reaction.

00:19:14.000 --> 00:19:18.299
No, you don't. I get your reaction. No, you don't.

00:19:19.519 --> 00:19:24.700
Hold up. If it was reversed and you had Jaren

00:19:24.700 --> 00:19:29.519
Jackson, what would you say? Jaren Jackson? No.

00:19:29.779 --> 00:19:32.599
Yeah. Wouldn't we play the full season? Like,

00:19:32.599 --> 00:19:36.720
if it would be from last year, you know what?

00:19:36.779 --> 00:19:40.940
It wouldn't be. Yeah, it would be. Okay. But

00:19:40.940 --> 00:19:42.740
wouldn't we play this full fucking game last

00:19:42.740 --> 00:19:45.380
season? It wouldn't be played every single game

00:19:45.380 --> 00:19:48.049
until two weeks ago. We can't account for future

00:19:48.049 --> 00:19:53.609
injuries. If we're doing that, then Kawhi's out

00:19:53.609 --> 00:19:57.730
there. Is he? No, he's still playing. But we

00:19:57.730 --> 00:20:00.009
can't account for future injuries. He missed

00:20:00.009 --> 00:20:01.789
a couple games in the beginning, but then he

00:20:01.789 --> 00:20:03.930
came back. That is some absolute BS right there.

00:20:04.069 --> 00:20:07.970
We cannot account for future injuries. And then

00:20:07.970 --> 00:20:10.430
you get cooked on the bench. You get cooked on

00:20:10.430 --> 00:20:13.549
the bench. What's our bench? Sabonis versus Trey

00:20:13.549 --> 00:20:19.490
Murphy. Yeah. But we're tied 3 -3. I'm not giving

00:20:19.490 --> 00:20:23.109
you that center. Head coach? Sure. To break the

00:20:23.109 --> 00:20:28.730
tie at 3 -3. To break the 3 -3 tie. Okay. Can

00:20:28.730 --> 00:20:31.289
we agree on that? It's a 3 -3 tie and the winner

00:20:31.289 --> 00:20:33.769
will be head coach. Because we did that last

00:20:33.769 --> 00:20:35.750
time. Alright, so who's going first, me or you?

00:20:38.289 --> 00:20:41.089
I go first because I'm going first. We're spinning

00:20:41.089 --> 00:20:43.630
again. Yeah, spin it. Well, I'm going to re -spin

00:20:43.630 --> 00:20:48.480
it because I was doing it wrong. You cook. Who

00:20:48.480 --> 00:20:52.099
did I get? You really want to know? Obviously.

00:20:52.599 --> 00:20:56.400
The Washington Wizards? Wait, we don't know who

00:20:56.400 --> 00:20:59.180
their coach is. Do you know who their coach is?

00:20:59.440 --> 00:21:02.380
Fuck no. Well, we can't do it because we don't

00:21:02.380 --> 00:21:04.880
know who their coach is. No, no, no, no. We don't

00:21:04.880 --> 00:21:07.200
know who their coach is. I didn't know the Tennessee

00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:10.400
Titans head coach. Nope. Nope. I knew the Titans

00:21:10.400 --> 00:21:12.160
head coach. How do you know the Titans head coach?

00:21:12.220 --> 00:21:13.940
That's kind of sad. Anyways. Bro, because I...

00:21:15.960 --> 00:21:19.339
Where is it? We don't know where we've been.

00:21:19.500 --> 00:21:22.440
You're cool. You're cool. You want to walk? I

00:21:22.440 --> 00:21:29.200
got Ryan. What the fuck is that? Look at that.

00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:39.880
He's that wizard, right? Is that Brian? That

00:21:39.880 --> 00:21:42.859
wizard? That's what you actually said. Look at

00:21:42.859 --> 00:21:45.319
this piece of shit. I'm the opponent of that.

00:21:46.029 --> 00:21:48.490
I should get a point for that. No, you got...

00:21:48.490 --> 00:21:51.890
Rick Carlisle got changed. I should get a point

00:21:51.890 --> 00:21:54.210
for that on the third set. Rick Carlisle got

00:21:54.210 --> 00:21:58.230
changed. Right, this time the Rick Carlisle can't

00:21:58.230 --> 00:22:00.309
be changed. But I'm the Dallas Bear coach, I'm

00:22:00.309 --> 00:22:06.329
just... Too bad, suck it up, Rick Carlisle. Alright,

00:22:06.490 --> 00:22:11.609
that's nice. So, I think... Oh, you know what?

00:22:11.630 --> 00:22:18.839
Let's dance. Let's break down the team so Brains

00:22:18.839 --> 00:22:46.170
can decide. Okay, so we have for Evan, you got

00:22:46.170 --> 00:22:52.150
Jerry Murray, Kyrie, Kawhi, Flo, Jerry Jackson,

00:22:52.470 --> 00:22:55.029
bench player Sabonis, and then my head coach

00:22:55.029 --> 00:22:58.309
is Rick Carlisle. For Landon's team, you got

00:22:58.309 --> 00:23:02.309
Ja, Jalen Brunson, Dyson Daniels, Evan Mobley,

00:23:02.329 --> 00:23:05.470
Wimby, bench players Trey Murphy, and the Wizards

00:23:05.470 --> 00:23:09.900
head coach. So who is Brian Keefe? So even if

00:23:09.900 --> 00:23:12.460
you... Apparently, that's what you guys couldn't

00:23:12.460 --> 00:23:15.319
do. But let's just say I did give you Wimby.

00:23:15.400 --> 00:23:18.380
Wimby is so bad. You cannot tell me that. Even

00:23:18.380 --> 00:23:22.140
if I did give you Wimby. Which you're going to

00:23:22.140 --> 00:23:25.619
give me. I still win. But we agreed that you're

00:23:25.619 --> 00:23:27.420
going to give me that. And you went off ahead.

00:23:27.420 --> 00:23:29.460
You know what? I already win no matter what.

00:23:29.519 --> 00:23:31.880
So there you go. Okay. You went on head coach.

00:23:32.019 --> 00:23:34.539
We agreed, right? Well, I went off a bench. You

00:23:34.539 --> 00:23:36.539
went off a head coach. Went off a bench. We're

00:23:36.539 --> 00:23:42.079
tied after a bench. Yeah. After the bench, we

00:23:42.079 --> 00:23:45.039
were tied. And you won as the head coach, correct?

00:23:45.440 --> 00:23:50.799
Yeah. Okay. So, all right. Now to the NFL news,

00:23:50.880 --> 00:23:53.740
what we got going on. Yeah, let's just go through

00:23:53.740 --> 00:23:56.500
these NFL headlines that just happened. What

00:23:56.500 --> 00:24:05.000
do you think? What is it? Do you think? How do

00:24:05.000 --> 00:24:05.980
you think the Raiders are going to be better

00:24:05.980 --> 00:24:09.000
now? Would you know? Okay. I was talking to you

00:24:09.000 --> 00:24:13.019
about Geno a couple days ago. Well, I guess Saturday.

00:24:13.259 --> 00:24:17.460
Was it Saturday? Yesterday? Anyways, my thoughts

00:24:17.460 --> 00:24:21.420
on Geno. He went from the Seahawks to the Raiders.

00:24:21.500 --> 00:24:25.980
A team that's not like the Seahawks. See, you

00:24:25.980 --> 00:24:33.680
know, the Seahawks were a better team than the

00:24:33.680 --> 00:24:37.480
Raiders were. So he went from a team to a...

00:24:37.789 --> 00:24:55.930
He's not terrible, but he's not busy with that

00:24:55.930 --> 00:24:58.710
one piece in the middle. He just steadily declines

00:24:58.710 --> 00:25:02.609
the play. But it's kind of awesome the more reactions

00:25:02.609 --> 00:25:06.900
that are not a deal. Like, that's good. That's

00:25:06.900 --> 00:25:13.460
what the Raiders do. What does it have to do

00:25:13.460 --> 00:25:17.859
with people? You get the piece of the wrap of

00:25:17.859 --> 00:25:26.279
a certain person. Mm -hmm. Then the season, you

00:25:26.279 --> 00:25:32.759
want one. He's a tail of his crew. It's not going

00:25:32.759 --> 00:25:40.970
to be the Raiders. It's not much of a grade at

00:25:40.970 --> 00:25:45.190
this point. So, here's what I'm going to say

00:25:45.190 --> 00:25:50.869
about that. Your idea is not a nice option because

00:25:50.869 --> 00:25:54.930
they should be better after that. Like, they

00:25:54.930 --> 00:25:59.509
don't want to do whatever they keep. That's what

00:25:59.509 --> 00:26:02.049
most organizations can do. They just keep building

00:26:02.049 --> 00:26:07.099
and building. See? But Washington, how they signed

00:26:07.099 --> 00:26:11.720
Zach Ertz to, like, a cheap deal, too. See, I

00:26:11.720 --> 00:26:14.599
don't ever think Washington was set on Geno.

00:26:15.019 --> 00:26:18.279
I don't think they wanted Geno for, like, a decade.

00:26:18.400 --> 00:26:21.359
I think they were always trying to move on from

00:26:21.359 --> 00:26:24.680
Geno. Like, trying to go through the draft and

00:26:24.680 --> 00:26:27.680
see, like, you know, sign a young guy. I don't

00:26:27.680 --> 00:26:29.480
think they were set on Geno being a franchise

00:26:29.480 --> 00:26:32.019
player for the last five years. Yeah, in Seattle.

00:26:32.200 --> 00:26:36.299
Yeah, you said Washington. Washington's a state.

00:26:36.519 --> 00:26:39.599
No, no, no. The state of Washington. I was talking

00:26:39.599 --> 00:26:41.160
about the football team. I was talking about

00:26:41.160 --> 00:26:44.259
the commanders. I was talking about how they're

00:26:44.259 --> 00:26:47.220
making young moves like signing Zachary to a

00:26:47.220 --> 00:26:50.099
cheap deal. Yeah. Very cheap. And you were like,

00:26:50.180 --> 00:26:53.079
oh, I was expecting Washington. That's why you

00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:55.920
confused me because I was like, wait, what? But

00:26:55.920 --> 00:26:58.819
yeah, now I know what you mean. Okay. Yeah. And

00:26:58.819 --> 00:27:00.640
I didn't think about this until this morning,

00:27:00.700 --> 00:27:03.930
but... The Raiders have Pete Carroll as head

00:27:03.930 --> 00:27:07.450
coach. So Pete Carroll, I guess, wanted his quarterback

00:27:07.450 --> 00:27:10.769
back, you know, because he coached Geno in Seattle.

00:27:11.150 --> 00:27:13.849
So Pete Carroll wanted his quarterback back on

00:27:13.849 --> 00:27:16.329
the Raiders, I guess. So now Geno's reunited

00:27:16.329 --> 00:27:20.430
with Pete Carroll. I mean, that's something.

00:27:20.710 --> 00:27:23.009
Yeah, but I do believe, like, if the Raiders

00:27:23.009 --> 00:27:25.710
actually do drive pretty good this year, if they

00:27:25.710 --> 00:27:28.930
do, then I could see them being... They're not

00:27:28.930 --> 00:27:31.599
making the playoffs this year. They have... Three

00:27:31.599 --> 00:27:34.700
great teams in the division that are just going

00:27:34.700 --> 00:27:36.779
to get better. Well, the Chargers and the Broncos

00:27:36.779 --> 00:27:39.099
are going to get better from last season. And

00:27:39.099 --> 00:27:41.420
the Chiefs are the Chiefs. Chiefs are the Chiefs.

00:27:41.480 --> 00:27:44.180
That's already a given. I do think, though, that

00:27:44.180 --> 00:27:48.079
maybe they can beat the Broncos. Because I do

00:27:48.079 --> 00:27:50.400
feel like... They can beat the Broncos, but the

00:27:50.400 --> 00:27:52.119
Broncos are a better team. I'm talking about

00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:56.940
as in making playoffs over the Broncos. No. Because

00:27:56.940 --> 00:27:59.180
you've got to think. Because you don't know how

00:27:59.180 --> 00:28:00.880
Bonex is going to play during the sophomore slump.

00:28:01.279 --> 00:28:04.440
Not every quarterback has a sophomore slump.

00:28:04.660 --> 00:28:07.640
I do think Bo Nix is going to have a sophomore

00:28:07.640 --> 00:28:09.700
slump. You can't just account for that because

00:28:09.700 --> 00:28:11.619
not every quarterback has a sophomore slump.

00:28:13.539 --> 00:28:15.779
That's why I'm saying Wimby had a sophomore slump.

00:28:15.980 --> 00:28:18.519
Wimby got better this season last season. And

00:28:18.519 --> 00:28:22.380
I'm still on that. I'm still on that. Alright,

00:28:22.460 --> 00:28:26.700
so what do you think about the Saints restructuring

00:28:26.700 --> 00:28:30.809
Derek Carr's contract? Saints? Okay, the salary

00:28:30.809 --> 00:28:35.789
cap is nothing. Salary cap is fake. Literally,

00:28:35.869 --> 00:28:38.690
the Saints manipulate the salary cap every single

00:28:38.690 --> 00:28:42.490
season. So, this is what this is. You know, the

00:28:42.490 --> 00:28:45.450
Saints just manipulate the salary cap. And salary

00:28:45.450 --> 00:28:48.250
cap is in your head. It doesn't matter. All that

00:28:48.250 --> 00:28:50.150
to get under the cap and not sign anybody good.

00:28:51.410 --> 00:28:54.309
Salary cap does not matter. Alright, what do

00:28:54.309 --> 00:28:56.269
you think of the Vikings re -signing Aaron Jones?

00:28:57.470 --> 00:29:00.859
I mean... Why would they not I mean good on them?

00:29:00.940 --> 00:29:04.380
I mean that is the move to make you shouldn't

00:29:04.380 --> 00:29:07.140
be saying He's played really good last year himself.

00:29:07.259 --> 00:29:12.700
Mm -hmm. All right Then we have Josh Allen Getting

00:29:12.700 --> 00:29:15.440
a six -year deal with the with the Buffalo Bills.

00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:18.019
How much money is it making? You just signed

00:29:18.019 --> 00:29:21.599
330 million, but 250 million of its guaranteed

00:29:21.599 --> 00:29:26.700
so six years 330 But that's a lot of money, but

00:29:26.700 --> 00:29:29.759
250 million guaranteed though. So that's probably

00:29:29.759 --> 00:29:32.000
all contract incentives of like Pro Bowls Super

00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:34.960
Bowls Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Well still

00:29:34.960 --> 00:29:38.420
336 years. That's a that's so a lot though. That's

00:29:38.420 --> 00:29:40.799
like a Patrick Mahomes contract. Oh, we're probably

00:29:40.799 --> 00:29:43.740
not gonna make That much money in our lifetime

00:29:43.740 --> 00:29:48.920
No, definitely then that is generational time

00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:52.119
money. Imagine like you can't just say oh this

00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:54.309
quarterbacks underpaid this Quarterbacks, like,

00:29:54.369 --> 00:29:59.049
these quarterbacks are making millions on top

00:29:59.049 --> 00:30:01.549
of millions of dollars every single year. Things

00:30:01.549 --> 00:30:03.690
that you're not going to see in your lifetime.

00:30:03.930 --> 00:30:06.369
Because you, as an average football fan, you're

00:30:06.369 --> 00:30:09.789
never going to see this type of money in your

00:30:09.789 --> 00:30:11.849
lifetime. So you can't criticize these players

00:30:11.849 --> 00:30:14.369
for being underpaid. Not only that, they're a

00:30:14.369 --> 00:30:18.009
lot. Their future in terms of entertainment.

00:30:18.670 --> 00:30:23.190
So, appreciate it. I'm with you. It won't work

00:30:23.190 --> 00:30:29.230
at work, so I don't want to hear it. Moving on.

00:30:31.450 --> 00:30:35.849
You guys, first speaking is disappointing, but

00:30:35.849 --> 00:30:40.210
I'm kind of questioning my sanity. I am not sure

00:30:40.210 --> 00:30:43.190
how to keep up with this. It's placed away from

00:30:43.190 --> 00:30:48.210
the camera again. Editor John Miller. Well, we

00:30:48.210 --> 00:30:50.970
had a security list placed out of direction.

00:31:06.759 --> 00:31:13.420
I thought he was going to leave. I thought he

00:31:13.420 --> 00:31:17.319
was going to leave. I thought he was going to

00:31:17.319 --> 00:31:23.609
leave. Because I feel like Tom Brady and Chuck,

00:31:23.710 --> 00:31:26.789
they're going to try to get more needle moves

00:31:26.789 --> 00:31:29.309
over a little bit. I mean, they still got a bunch

00:31:29.309 --> 00:31:32.529
of space. I don't know how much after the Matt

00:31:32.529 --> 00:31:35.210
Crosby did. I mean, that was a good one. I don't

00:31:35.210 --> 00:31:38.490
know. Miles Garrett, he showed the world up today.

00:31:38.910 --> 00:31:41.609
He showed them up and was like, hey, I'm not

00:31:41.609 --> 00:31:48.230
that hot. Not bad. Yeah. So, I do feel like that

00:31:48.230 --> 00:31:52.759
they can be needle moves. They still got Kobe

00:31:52.759 --> 00:31:56.579
Mott. They still got... You can't say they have

00:31:56.579 --> 00:32:10.599
Kobe Mott. It's not... Receiver and you get a

00:32:10.599 --> 00:32:14.079
good quarterback. With all the space you get.

00:32:14.339 --> 00:32:20.730
Yeah. Like, it'd be like... And, like, Jacoby,

00:32:20.750 --> 00:32:23.890
I'm excited about him. I'm excited about Isaac,

00:32:23.950 --> 00:32:27.450
too. Which doesn't really matter. He's a good

00:32:27.450 --> 00:32:34.609
quarterback. They got one team. So, I would hope

00:32:34.609 --> 00:32:38.490
you're stuck a little bit. But, you're going

00:32:38.490 --> 00:32:43.190
to eat up on Raiders now. It's like a second.

00:32:45.170 --> 00:33:15.079
He's got, like, two more left. It's not easy

00:33:15.079 --> 00:33:29.849
to take everything in. But I think we're gonna

00:33:29.849 --> 00:33:33.829
spot that now they do a Cooper now I'm gonna

00:33:33.829 --> 00:33:40.509
be somewhat furious because at the same time

00:33:40.509 --> 00:33:43.049
now now that Devon is there I think Cooper's

00:33:43.049 --> 00:33:45.730
gonna leave No, I do. I think they're trained

00:33:45.730 --> 00:33:48.680
Cooper now that Devon he's there because Devontae

00:33:48.680 --> 00:33:51.000
would be the number one receiver now. At the

00:33:51.000 --> 00:33:54.000
same time, though, I wouldn't want Cooper to

00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:56.079
leave, though, because that would be a killer

00:33:56.079 --> 00:33:57.960
offense right there. You got Kyron Williams in

00:33:57.960 --> 00:34:00.339
the backfield, and then you got Devontae, Puka,

00:34:00.460 --> 00:34:04.319
and you got Cooper. That's a Super Bowl offense

00:34:04.319 --> 00:34:07.920
right there. So where did you think Devontae

00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:12.679
was going, then? Or did you have any idea? I

00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:15.880
didn't really know, Adam, to be honest. Where

00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:20.239
I thought? where DK Metcalf is going to the Steelers.

00:34:20.380 --> 00:34:22.360
You thought Devontae was going to go to the Steelers?

00:34:22.420 --> 00:34:25.880
Why? Because I feel like the money over there,

00:34:25.960 --> 00:34:29.059
they got the money for it, not only that. They

00:34:29.059 --> 00:34:31.780
don't have a quarterback. Yeah, but you know,

00:34:31.880 --> 00:34:35.260
Devontae hasn't really cared anymore, but I'm

00:34:35.260 --> 00:34:38.000
guessing he looked at it as... Devontae wants

00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:42.059
to play for a good quarterback. He cares. That's

00:34:42.059 --> 00:34:44.280
the whole reason why he went to Vegas, is to

00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:47.110
play with his board. And then that's the reason

00:34:47.110 --> 00:34:49.309
why I went to the Jets to play with this boy.

00:34:50.170 --> 00:34:53.030
Now I was going to the Rams to play with a really

00:34:53.030 --> 00:34:57.130
good quarterback. No, but I do believe that he

00:34:57.130 --> 00:34:58.530
was going to go to the Steelers, though. But

00:34:58.530 --> 00:35:03.809
it depended on... Because I don't know what their

00:35:03.809 --> 00:35:06.829
quarterback situation is going to be. The Steelers

00:35:06.829 --> 00:35:08.389
don't have a quarterback on their roster right

00:35:08.389 --> 00:35:10.409
now. They don't have a son quarterback. Because

00:35:10.409 --> 00:35:13.030
I know Russ had a one -year deal. So did Justin

00:35:13.030 --> 00:35:15.570
Fields. So they don't have a quarterback on the

00:35:15.570 --> 00:35:18.469
roster right now. They're probably going to draft

00:35:18.469 --> 00:35:20.250
someone, and then they're probably going to also

00:35:20.250 --> 00:35:25.610
sign someone. Whether that be Russ, Justin, I

00:35:25.610 --> 00:35:29.869
mean, take a pick of people around the league.

00:35:30.150 --> 00:35:32.449
I would sign Russ if I were them. Sam Darnold,

00:35:32.489 --> 00:35:37.570
maybe. Aaron Rodgers. That wouldn't be bad. I

00:35:37.570 --> 00:35:38.989
want Aaron Rodgers to go to a team where the

00:35:38.989 --> 00:35:41.329
Saints face him next year so he can go to a game.

00:35:41.849 --> 00:35:44.889
Well, you were saying DK Metcalf went to the

00:35:44.889 --> 00:35:47.530
Steelers. I didn't actually know that. You just

00:35:47.530 --> 00:35:52.070
went to the Steelers? Let's see. The Steelers

00:35:52.070 --> 00:35:55.269
are sending a 20 -25 second, flipping 6th and

00:35:55.269 --> 00:35:58.269
7th round picks for Seahawks. See, the Seahawks'

00:35:58.389 --> 00:36:01.590
problem, it feels like every year, I mean the

00:36:01.590 --> 00:36:03.570
Steelers' problem, it feels like every year,

00:36:03.670 --> 00:36:06.730
is that their offense is bad. They have that

00:36:06.730 --> 00:36:09.949
stagnant offense. Russ had a good offense for

00:36:09.949 --> 00:36:13.989
Amin. Six weeks or so, but then towards the end

00:36:13.989 --> 00:36:16.769
of the season, the offense fell off again. So

00:36:16.769 --> 00:36:19.550
that's their problem is the offense. So now that

00:36:19.550 --> 00:36:22.590
they get DK, I mean, that's a really big offensive

00:36:22.590 --> 00:36:27.610
play right there. But I do believe, though, that

00:36:27.610 --> 00:36:31.789
the Steelers always do watch themselves over

00:36:31.789 --> 00:36:36.929
with going to get after these players. Because

00:36:36.929 --> 00:36:40.340
then at the same time, like... This past season,

00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:43.139
you had a couple good receivers. George Pickens

00:36:43.139 --> 00:36:46.159
needs to get himself straight. Well, they've

00:36:46.159 --> 00:36:49.840
never had an elite receiver. Other than A .B.

00:36:50.780 --> 00:36:52.860
Yeah, last time they had an elite receiver was

00:36:52.860 --> 00:36:55.380
A .B. Since A .B., they haven't had an elite

00:36:55.380 --> 00:36:59.840
receiver. So D .K. Metcalf is probably, I would

00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:01.760
say, an elite receiver. I'm not going to say

00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:12.860
elite. I'm not going to say elite. You don't

00:37:12.860 --> 00:37:14.480
think he's number one? D .K. Maggard, really?

00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:18.639
Jackson Smith, the jigboat, he was cooking last

00:37:18.639 --> 00:37:22.739
year. I feel like D .K. is going to be the number

00:37:22.739 --> 00:37:25.159
one. But at the same time, though, I also do

00:37:25.159 --> 00:37:27.639
feel like it also depends on the quarterback,

00:37:27.780 --> 00:37:31.500
too. Of course it depends on the quarterback.

00:37:32.159 --> 00:37:37.409
But that's why I also feel like... You know,

00:37:37.409 --> 00:37:40.329
DK isn't number one because I feel like he wouldn't

00:37:40.329 --> 00:37:42.829
get in as many times as Jackson Smith. So that's

00:37:42.829 --> 00:37:46.489
understandable. So I do believe, though, that

00:37:46.489 --> 00:37:51.789
DK could, depending on who signed with the Steelers,

00:37:51.789 --> 00:37:54.489
I feel like DK is going to be, it depends on

00:37:54.489 --> 00:37:56.590
the quarterback. If it's like Aaron Rodgers,

00:37:56.650 --> 00:38:00.429
I could see DK doing good. But at the same time,

00:38:00.449 --> 00:38:04.909
though, if it's like Aiden O 'Connell or a Gardner

00:38:04.909 --> 00:38:08.110
Minshew, then it's like... But he could still

00:38:08.110 --> 00:38:10.349
be the number one receiver on him with a bad

00:38:10.349 --> 00:38:12.650
quarterback still be the number one receiver

00:38:12.650 --> 00:38:15.570
Mm -hmm. Well every team's got on one receiver.

00:38:15.690 --> 00:38:17.969
What do you mean? Yeah, but every quarterback

00:38:17.969 --> 00:38:19.670
has their favorite target though. You gotta think

00:38:19.670 --> 00:38:24.010
yeah rustic Justin Fields didn't use George Pickens

00:38:24.010 --> 00:38:26.429
enough. That's why they switched Russ and then

00:38:26.429 --> 00:38:29.250
Russia started up Russell's taking chances. He

00:38:29.250 --> 00:38:31.809
was throwing that ball deep George Pickens so

00:38:33.659 --> 00:38:36.239
Everyone has a favorite wide receiver, so that's

00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:41.199
why it depends on the quarterback for me. Let's

00:38:41.199 --> 00:38:43.199
talk about these quarterbacks. These quarterbacks

00:38:43.199 --> 00:38:46.480
are free agents that aren't going to go up. Well,

00:38:46.599 --> 00:38:49.719
they don't have a team currently, so let's start

00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:52.179
with Sam Donald. He had a really good season

00:38:52.179 --> 00:38:54.679
with Vikings, and then, except for his last two

00:38:54.679 --> 00:38:57.500
games where he fell off. Do you think the Vikings

00:38:57.500 --> 00:39:02.139
used him? If I'm the Vikings, I would try to

00:39:02.139 --> 00:39:05.639
get him for cheap. If I can't, I'm going after

00:39:05.639 --> 00:39:07.559
Aaron Rodgers. Because he probably wants a bigger

00:39:07.559 --> 00:39:09.659
contract, just so you know. Probably wants a

00:39:09.659 --> 00:39:11.119
bigger contract, but at the same time, though,

00:39:11.139 --> 00:39:14.179
it could also be like a Geno Smith story with

00:39:14.179 --> 00:39:16.639
Sam Darnold. So I'm not going to count him out.

00:39:17.119 --> 00:39:21.219
I do hope he does good. Because he's been fucked

00:39:21.219 --> 00:39:25.380
over so many times. I could see both sides. I

00:39:25.380 --> 00:39:27.900
could see him resigning, and I could see them

00:39:27.900 --> 00:39:31.789
not resigning. The reasons to resign him is he

00:39:31.789 --> 00:39:34.389
had a really good season last year. He played

00:39:34.389 --> 00:39:36.269
really good with a really good team around him.

00:39:36.570 --> 00:39:39.369
But the reasons to not resign him are he fell

00:39:39.369 --> 00:39:41.949
off those last two games. And people might say,

00:39:42.030 --> 00:39:44.530
oh, he showed his real self in the last two games.

00:39:44.570 --> 00:39:45.969
I'm not going to say he fell off the last two

00:39:45.969 --> 00:39:47.750
games. I feel like the O -line kind of let him

00:39:47.750 --> 00:39:50.309
down on that one. You got to think, that Rams

00:39:50.309 --> 00:39:53.409
playoff game, they were on his ass. They got

00:39:53.409 --> 00:39:57.789
to him nine times before halftime. So, you got

00:39:57.789 --> 00:40:00.059
to think. That's something you've got to prepare

00:40:00.059 --> 00:40:02.340
for in the playoffs. You're right. Playoffs are

00:40:02.340 --> 00:40:03.760
a different beast. You're right, but at the same

00:40:03.760 --> 00:40:05.300
time, though, as a quarterback, you can only

00:40:05.300 --> 00:40:10.599
do so much. A great quarterback can overcome

00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:17.460
a batter line. Really? Yes. Name me, like, three.

00:40:18.219 --> 00:40:20.340
You can't say Tom, because Tom always had a top

00:40:20.340 --> 00:40:23.659
ten. Patrick Holmes. Not in the Super Bowl, but

00:40:23.659 --> 00:40:26.840
the previous season, he had a batter line. And

00:40:26.840 --> 00:40:29.320
he overcame it. Which one? Which one? The one

00:40:29.320 --> 00:40:32.300
where he... Last year's. Not like this past season,

00:40:32.360 --> 00:40:34.280
but the previous season. Which one? Where the

00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:38.420
49ers won? Yeah, 49ers. No, no, no, no, no, no,

00:40:38.420 --> 00:40:42.780
no, no, no. He had all... Against the first 49ers

00:40:42.780 --> 00:40:46.280
Super Bowl too, he had a bad O -line. No. Like,

00:40:46.300 --> 00:40:48.679
he had a decent O -line, the first one against

00:40:48.679 --> 00:40:51.219
the 49ers. The second one? Oh, no, he had a...

00:40:51.219 --> 00:40:52.820
No, fuck, no. He ain't getting that. Hell no.

00:40:53.780 --> 00:40:56.150
Hell no, he ain't getting that one. Think about

00:40:56.150 --> 00:40:58.190
it. He practically had Tom Brady's offensive

00:40:58.190 --> 00:41:00.929
lineman. You got Creed Humphrey up in there,

00:41:01.030 --> 00:41:04.829
one of the best centers in the league. I ain't

00:41:04.829 --> 00:41:07.170
giving you that. Wasn't the whole thing this

00:41:07.170 --> 00:41:09.230
season is that the Chiefs didn't have a left

00:41:09.230 --> 00:41:13.809
tackle? And they still went on a miraculous run?

00:41:14.050 --> 00:41:17.250
Yeah, but you can miss one position on the offensive

00:41:17.250 --> 00:41:20.769
lineman. When you're missing practically your

00:41:20.769 --> 00:41:23.880
center, You're both you right and left guard

00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:25.960
and then you're of course you miss everybody.

00:41:26.099 --> 00:41:28.519
Yeah, you can't get one. Yeah, but same time

00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:33.099
though you can Look if I know one side is weak.

00:41:33.440 --> 00:41:36.619
Okay, I Can at least keep mentally prepare myself?

00:41:36.840 --> 00:41:39.860
Okay, I'm going to get hit on the left side.

00:41:40.039 --> 00:41:43.159
Okay, so say you're gonna roll, right? I'm gonna

00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:45.260
try to roll right as much as I can. Right, you

00:41:45.260 --> 00:41:46.659
know, I'm gonna try to mix it up, you know get

00:41:46.659 --> 00:41:50.460
him confused. Mm -hmm Now we can roll right every

00:41:50.460 --> 00:41:52.679
single play because then the defense will know

00:41:52.679 --> 00:41:55.820
it both might look my in suck What am I gonna

00:41:55.820 --> 00:41:58.019
try to do? I'm gonna try to roll in the pocket.

00:41:58.159 --> 00:42:01.320
Mm -hmm out there on the pocket now if the fucking

00:42:01.320 --> 00:42:04.320
Center and everybody else sucks, then what do

00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:07.019
you want me to do about that? Everyone sucks

00:42:07.019 --> 00:42:08.780
like yeah, I won't have time to throw in the

00:42:08.780 --> 00:42:12.280
pocket. Yeah, unless I'm just Doing this. That's

00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:14.579
why the Jets literally didn't do shit this year

00:42:14.579 --> 00:42:20.320
because Believe me the Jets I don't know what

00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:23.559
possessed Aaron Rodgers. Remember, one of these

00:42:23.559 --> 00:42:25.360
podcasts goes, we're going to have the rants.

00:42:25.579 --> 00:42:27.360
You grab your Jets fan, I'm going to have my

00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:28.880
Saints fan. Well, I'm going to have my Aaron

00:42:28.880 --> 00:42:31.079
Rodgers fan. But I'm going to go off on the Jets,

00:42:31.079 --> 00:42:33.579
though. We can't do this episode because we're

00:42:33.579 --> 00:42:36.679
filming in some library. Like, who films in a

00:42:36.679 --> 00:42:39.260
library? Like, come on. We can't be loud in this

00:42:39.260 --> 00:42:41.599
library. Yeah, we're acting like homeless people

00:42:41.599 --> 00:42:44.280
right now trying to catch a place to stay for

00:42:44.280 --> 00:42:46.869
the night. Except with podcast. The slyware is

00:42:46.869 --> 00:42:48.570
open. What do you mean? Except with a podcast

00:42:48.570 --> 00:42:51.750
episode. Nah, that'd make no sense. We gotta

00:42:51.750 --> 00:42:53.750
think. We've been doing it. Makes sense, bro.

00:42:53.929 --> 00:42:56.610
I am. We've been doing it at different locations.

00:42:56.710 --> 00:43:01.289
We do it at my house. We do it at that place

00:43:01.289 --> 00:43:03.809
over there. That place over there? That place

00:43:03.809 --> 00:43:06.030
over there. We do it here. Like, we're practically

00:43:06.030 --> 00:43:08.309
just homeless people trying to... We gotta find

00:43:08.309 --> 00:43:10.670
a set location where we can set up our stuff

00:43:10.670 --> 00:43:13.230
and, like... I mean, this still isn't bad, though.

00:43:13.269 --> 00:43:15.710
I mean... Not bad, but it could be better though.

00:43:15.789 --> 00:43:18.250
Yeah, we need to find like a like set location.

00:43:18.429 --> 00:43:29.690
I don't know. But. So. What do you think ends

00:43:29.690 --> 00:43:40.289
up. Sam. You gotta pick from. Don't. What. Where

00:43:40.289 --> 00:43:44.460
do you think you get your job at? He's he's not

00:43:44.460 --> 00:44:08.059
right now. He's I mean Either way, do you think

00:44:08.059 --> 00:44:18.329
he's gone? You see it Oh steal it off a bunch

00:44:18.329 --> 00:44:24.010
a bunch of weapons Shit just can you look for

00:44:24.010 --> 00:44:26.909
them? They're gonna get it quarterback is rusty.

00:44:27.110 --> 00:44:37.409
Look the new No, they got They're if you put

00:44:37.409 --> 00:44:43.989
down he's he didn't like and in your I'm pretty

00:44:43.989 --> 00:44:50.469
proud to give him like a, what is it, downgraded

00:44:50.469 --> 00:44:54.989
version with K -Med F, and you do work against

00:44:54.989 --> 00:45:01.750
a company like Williams, which is not good. I'm

00:45:01.750 --> 00:45:07.820
single, sure, so, like, if I had to pick... Maybe

00:45:07.820 --> 00:45:10.460
he goes to... See, I would have said Raiders

00:45:10.460 --> 00:45:12.780
before Gino went to Raiders. Yeah, I would have

00:45:12.780 --> 00:45:14.440
said Gino. I would have said Raiders too. Yeah.

00:45:14.679 --> 00:45:17.260
But now that Gino went to Raiders, obviously

00:45:17.260 --> 00:45:19.460
I can't say Raiders now. I have to think, like,

00:45:19.500 --> 00:45:21.599
maybe he just ends up resigning with the Vikings.

00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:26.659
Even if... Actually, I don't think he might resign

00:45:26.659 --> 00:45:28.940
with the Vikings. I think maybe he goes to the

00:45:28.940 --> 00:45:32.500
Jets. Have a reunion with the Jets. No. Maybe

00:45:32.500 --> 00:45:35.480
the Jets think, you know, Sam Dallin has improved.

00:45:37.379 --> 00:45:39.280
If I'm saying no, I'm not going to the Jets.

00:45:39.380 --> 00:45:41.699
Y 'all wasted my career. Well, no, no. If you're

00:45:41.699 --> 00:45:43.760
saying no, you're taking the most money. Oh,

00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:46.420
yeah. Whatever team wants to give them the most

00:45:46.420 --> 00:45:48.039
money, that's where it's going. Well, this is

00:45:48.039 --> 00:45:50.480
a situation of, I mean, of course, this is practically

00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:52.739
like any player. Do you want to win a chip or

00:45:52.739 --> 00:45:56.239
do you want to make more money? Because if we

00:45:56.239 --> 00:45:59.139
talk about really want to make money, look no

00:45:59.139 --> 00:46:03.940
further than the Giants right now. Yeah. I don't

00:46:03.940 --> 00:46:06.699
feel like the Giants will want to pay a huge

00:46:06.699 --> 00:46:09.360
quarterback contract because they're drafting

00:46:09.360 --> 00:46:12.659
a young guy who they expect to play from day

00:46:12.659 --> 00:46:16.380
one. I mean, let's think about this now. They

00:46:16.380 --> 00:46:19.619
gave Daniel Jones a big -ass fucking contract.

00:46:19.940 --> 00:46:23.539
I mean, it's the Giants now. The Giants have

00:46:23.539 --> 00:46:26.679
a top three pick. They're going to pick a quarterback.

00:46:27.550 --> 00:46:29.170
And they're going to expect that quarterback

00:46:29.170 --> 00:46:31.409
to produce from day one. I mean, they could.

00:46:31.489 --> 00:46:33.130
They're not going to go out there and sign a

00:46:33.130 --> 00:46:35.690
big name quarterback for lots of money. They

00:46:35.690 --> 00:46:39.130
could pick a quarterback. Or they could just

00:46:39.130 --> 00:46:42.429
say, fuck it. They could either go get Will Campbell.

00:46:43.230 --> 00:46:45.949
They could go get Travis Hunter. They could get

00:46:45.949 --> 00:46:51.969
other position players and sign Sam Donald. I

00:46:51.969 --> 00:46:55.309
don't see it happening. I think the Giants are

00:46:55.309 --> 00:46:58.250
going to draft Shador. I think so. Because they

00:46:58.250 --> 00:47:03.030
have the number three pick, right? I think so.

00:47:03.409 --> 00:47:05.849
Titans have the one pick. Two is the Browns.

00:47:05.849 --> 00:47:07.769
Three is the Giants, right? I feel like Tennessee's

00:47:07.769 --> 00:47:11.969
going to... Tennessee's going to draft... It's

00:47:11.969 --> 00:47:17.510
either Cam or... That's a whole discussion, but

00:47:17.510 --> 00:47:21.750
my number one is Cam Ward. I'm going to say this,

00:47:21.849 --> 00:47:23.369
though. I don't think Cam Ward's going to do

00:47:23.369 --> 00:47:27.039
too hot in the NFL. See, I'm not, like, super,

00:47:27.119 --> 00:47:30.800
super high on either of them. But I think Ken

00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:36.179
Ward has a higher upside. And if I'm the GM in

00:47:36.179 --> 00:47:39.539
my position with the number one pick, and after

00:47:39.539 --> 00:47:41.599
choosing between the two, I'm doing Ken Ward.

00:47:42.980 --> 00:47:45.679
I just feel like that Miami offensive line is

00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:47.559
saving him a good pick. Because, like, you know,

00:47:47.579 --> 00:47:49.219
if you're able to stay in the pocket and you're

00:47:49.219 --> 00:47:53.000
just a walking shit, that's a good -ass offensive

00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:59.039
line. I want to see you struggle. If I'm a scout,

00:47:59.219 --> 00:48:02.619
I want to see you struggle. You talk about struggling

00:48:02.619 --> 00:48:06.400
like Colorado played some SEC title. No, I'm

00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:09.480
talking about Cam Ward. Like, you got to think,

00:48:09.539 --> 00:48:12.239
that offensive line was saving him. If you're

00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:14.360
able to like walk while you're in the pocket,

00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:18.519
just be able to look around, that doesn't really

00:48:18.519 --> 00:48:20.760
tell me what I need to know because at the same

00:48:20.760 --> 00:48:22.980
time, I could just be like, oh. your offensive

00:48:22.980 --> 00:48:24.860
line saving you because that's like this whole

00:48:24.860 --> 00:48:27.159
conversation with Sam Donald like Sam Donald

00:48:27.159 --> 00:48:30.119
didn't do bad this whole season but the offensive

00:48:30.119 --> 00:48:33.239
line because of the offense it's kind of like

00:48:33.239 --> 00:48:36.039
a reverse situation kind of because at the same

00:48:36.039 --> 00:48:39.260
time though because then I'm going to be wondering

00:48:39.260 --> 00:48:43.679
okay let me put you in Tennessee okay with not

00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:47.139
a very good offensive line okay how are you going

00:48:47.139 --> 00:48:50.409
to be able to handle Not getting protection.

00:48:50.429 --> 00:48:54.389
No, no. Titans don't have a terrible line. Their

00:48:54.389 --> 00:48:57.150
offensive problems center around low levels.

00:48:57.610 --> 00:49:02.809
Titans didn't have a terrible line. Okay, so

00:49:02.809 --> 00:49:07.510
if you're the Titans GM, who do you pick? Well,

00:49:07.530 --> 00:49:09.889
if it's the Titans, I'm picking a quarterback.

00:49:10.070 --> 00:49:15.369
I'm picking... I'm probably... I'm probably taking...

00:49:15.369 --> 00:49:22.639
Shador? You're taking sugar? Because I feel like

00:49:22.639 --> 00:49:25.119
it works with a player. I feel like I can go

00:49:25.119 --> 00:49:30.000
to the quarterback. See, how much better do you

00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:32.619
think it's going to be? Like, do you think it's

00:49:32.619 --> 00:49:36.159
a big gap? Or do you think that it's not? It's

00:49:36.159 --> 00:49:39.360
a big gap. Yeah. It's a big gap. It's a big gap.

00:49:39.940 --> 00:49:47.900
It's a big gap. It's a big gap. I respect it.

00:49:48.260 --> 00:49:51.159
But if I was a student and I became one, and

00:49:51.159 --> 00:49:54.559
I became one, and all that, I'd be like, mm -mm.

00:49:55.179 --> 00:49:58.300
Like, I want to struggle. Because if Todd put

00:49:58.300 --> 00:50:02.000
me down, I tend to tighten stuff up. And let's

00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:04.539
say we don't get off the line, which we're not

00:50:04.539 --> 00:50:07.780
going to get off the line. They don't have enough

00:50:07.780 --> 00:50:12.780
supply. What are you going to do? I struggle.

00:50:14.059 --> 00:50:16.960
I need to see you. I need to see you make a difference.

00:50:17.199 --> 00:50:26.579
Well, they're on the run. Split. No one thought

00:50:26.579 --> 00:50:29.719
Patrick Mahomes was going to be good. I think

00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:41.519
he's going to be a giant. But the Giants think

00:50:41.519 --> 00:50:44.000
of this as another Giants. It's kind of like

00:50:44.000 --> 00:51:00.230
with the Bulls. I like Jamar and Joe Burrow connection.

00:51:00.570 --> 00:51:04.150
Yeah. But at the time, though, when they were

00:51:04.150 --> 00:51:07.150
just coming off the Super Bowl run, me being

00:51:07.150 --> 00:51:16.679
smarter, I was going to say Panay Sewell. Okay,

00:51:16.699 --> 00:51:19.019
it was the year after. But they weren't coming

00:51:19.019 --> 00:51:20.400
off a Super Bowl. No, no, no, no, no. You got

00:51:20.400 --> 00:51:22.219
to think. Okay. They weren't coming off a Super

00:51:22.219 --> 00:51:25.500
Bowl. Joe Burr got hurt in the third season.

00:51:25.579 --> 00:51:26.880
Yeah, he got hurt. They didn't go to the Super

00:51:26.880 --> 00:51:30.320
Bowl. Yeah, that second year was when... Yeah,

00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:32.980
the second year was when Jamal and Joe Burr went

00:51:32.980 --> 00:51:36.420
to the Super Bowl. Yeah. But then at the same

00:51:36.420 --> 00:51:38.559
time, though, it also kind of came back to haunt

00:51:38.559 --> 00:51:42.059
him with the Ramsey line. But then again, though,

00:51:42.079 --> 00:51:43.539
that's Aaron Donald, though. You can't do much

00:51:43.539 --> 00:51:46.460
about Aaron Donald. Okay, we're getting way off

00:51:46.460 --> 00:51:48.900
topic. The topic was seemed hard. I know, but

00:51:48.900 --> 00:51:50.719
at the same time, though. You're like moving

00:51:50.719 --> 00:51:54.019
over. No, I'm still on subject because I'm explaining

00:51:54.019 --> 00:51:55.900
this. You're talking about the Rams D -line.

00:51:56.320 --> 00:51:58.559
The subject was seemed hard. Get it together.

00:51:58.639 --> 00:52:00.800
No, I'm telling you what the correlation is.

00:52:00.820 --> 00:52:03.420
You're not kidding. Let me just. Bro, come on.

00:52:03.539 --> 00:52:05.219
Let me bring up the correlation, okay? Okay.

00:52:05.500 --> 00:52:07.760
So the Bengals chose a wide receiver instead

00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:09.840
of an offensive line, right? They made it to

00:52:09.840 --> 00:52:16.989
the Super Bowl, but then. the offline. I feel

00:52:16.989 --> 00:52:20.769
like if the audience are somewhat smart, they're

00:52:20.769 --> 00:52:25.429
going to try to get an offline with quarterback.

00:52:25.869 --> 00:52:27.650
So I feel like they're going to try to locate

00:52:27.650 --> 00:52:30.250
it, and they're going to try to sound like an

00:52:30.250 --> 00:52:34.269
instructor. Let's make a twist. When the parents

00:52:34.269 --> 00:52:36.650
have a good offline, they know it doesn't make

00:52:36.650 --> 00:52:41.409
them feel lost. That would probably make the

00:52:41.409 --> 00:52:50.610
offline better. You're gonna you're gonna you're

00:52:50.610 --> 00:53:16.960
gonna games If St. Donald's gonna have to...

00:53:16.960 --> 00:53:28.599
If... If... St. Donald's gonna have to... I feel

00:53:28.599 --> 00:53:44.059
like... I feel like... I feel like... so i can't

00:53:44.059 --> 00:54:05.699
give it because i don't know so and just get

00:54:05.699 --> 00:54:08.599
the chance to go to the super bowl change you

00:54:08.599 --> 00:54:31.130
know the ring and the vibe from the back Did

00:54:31.130 --> 00:54:36.670
you see that Andrew Jackson? No. Go home and

00:54:36.670 --> 00:54:40.630
watch that. Just get your full break on Aaron

00:54:40.630 --> 00:54:44.949
Robbins. And, uh, Stanley. I don't know. Well,

00:54:44.969 --> 00:54:48.070
just go watch it. I don't have time. Yeah, you

00:54:48.070 --> 00:54:51.250
do. Go watch it. You do. You know how busy I

00:54:51.250 --> 00:54:54.309
am. You don't know. You got, you got, you got

00:54:54.309 --> 00:54:57.349
time on the 5th, 7th, 6th, right? Where you have

00:54:57.349 --> 00:55:00.469
to go home. You won't eat and won't do. Do some

00:55:00.469 --> 00:55:05.849
work and watch a documentary. No. Anyways, uh.

00:55:24.820 --> 00:55:32.099
I don't think they're quarterback away. I don't

00:55:32.099 --> 00:55:34.219
think they're just a quarterback away from being

00:55:34.219 --> 00:55:37.179
Super Bowl contender. I think the defense is

00:55:37.179 --> 00:55:39.119
what's killing them. And I like Pittsburgh's

00:55:39.119 --> 00:55:42.320
defense. But that performance against the Ravens,

00:55:42.320 --> 00:55:45.920
though? Well, that was more on the offense. I

00:55:45.920 --> 00:55:49.920
think in my mind it was an offense. Yeah. But

00:55:49.920 --> 00:55:52.980
you get D .K. Metcalf and you get Aaron Otters

00:55:52.980 --> 00:55:56.280
on that same team? I still don't think that's

00:55:56.280 --> 00:55:59.199
super old. I think that's still... It depends

00:55:59.199 --> 00:56:02.820
on who they draft. It depends on, for a lot of

00:56:02.820 --> 00:56:05.260
these teams for me, who they draft. Because if

00:56:05.260 --> 00:56:07.639
we look back at the draft, like let's say after

00:56:07.639 --> 00:56:10.639
this episode or whenever the draft is, and I'm

00:56:10.639 --> 00:56:13.230
like, okay. I think, let's say Will Campbell

00:56:13.230 --> 00:56:16.489
does go to the Giants. Okay. The draft's in April.

00:56:16.969 --> 00:56:19.969
April. The draft's in Green Bay this year. Hmm.

00:56:20.789 --> 00:56:23.590
That'd be a cool thing to go to, the draft. Please

00:56:23.590 --> 00:56:26.469
come to New Orleans draft, please. Yeah, he wants

00:56:26.469 --> 00:56:29.289
a draft here. I do. How cool would that be, though,

00:56:29.309 --> 00:56:31.449
the draft? That would be cool. But at the same

00:56:31.449 --> 00:56:33.929
time, sometimes it's kind of open to the public,

00:56:33.989 --> 00:56:37.329
though. Some of the drafts. It's open to the

00:56:37.329 --> 00:56:39.269
public, exactly. Yeah, but how are you going

00:56:39.269 --> 00:56:42.420
to open it to the public in the Dome? It's not

00:56:42.420 --> 00:56:44.900
gonna be in the door. Are you stupid? What else

00:56:44.900 --> 00:56:48.219
are you gonna do it like we're It never happens

00:56:48.219 --> 00:56:52.699
in the stadium Have you watched the draft? Sometimes

00:56:52.699 --> 00:56:54.699
sometimes they do do it in the stadium. No, they

00:56:54.699 --> 00:56:57.960
don't win win. When did that when they went to

00:56:57.960 --> 00:57:03.840
Indianapolis? They did it. It never happens in

00:57:03.840 --> 00:57:08.039
the stadium Bro, I promise you When they went

00:57:08.039 --> 00:57:10.360
to Indianapolis, they did. Last year. Was it

00:57:10.360 --> 00:57:14.460
in the stadium? It was in Indianapolis last year?

00:57:14.559 --> 00:57:16.320
No. I thought it was in Kansas City last year.

00:57:17.159 --> 00:57:22.280
No, it was in Cleveland, wasn't it? I was like,

00:57:22.340 --> 00:57:29.199
dog. It never happens in the stadium. It happens

00:57:29.199 --> 00:57:36.369
in an outdoor public setting. Okay. In the history

00:57:36.369 --> 00:57:40.329
of the NFL draft. Come on. Let's not take 20

00:57:40.329 --> 00:57:43.050
years here. Brother, I was not expecting to pull

00:57:43.050 --> 00:57:49.670
this up, motherfucker. Alright. So... 2026 is

00:57:49.670 --> 00:57:52.869
in Pittsburgh. Talk louder, bro. I don't even

00:57:52.869 --> 00:57:55.389
know what's picking you up, dog. Okay, 2025,

00:57:55.730 --> 00:57:58.670
it's in Green Bay. 2024, it's in Detroit. 2023,

00:57:58.750 --> 00:58:01.090
it's Kansas City. Because the last year was in

00:58:01.090 --> 00:58:04.510
Detroit, then. So we were both wrong. Yeah, we

00:58:04.510 --> 00:58:10.579
were... 2022 was Las Vegas. 2021 was Cleveland.

00:58:10.980 --> 00:58:14.019
21 was Cleveland, okay. I think they... No, they

00:58:14.019 --> 00:58:15.639
didn't do it in Las Vegas. I know they didn't.

00:58:15.659 --> 00:58:18.440
They did in Vegas. No, no, as in in the stadium.

00:58:18.599 --> 00:58:20.400
No, they didn't. Yeah, absolutely they didn't.

00:58:20.420 --> 00:58:22.800
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They didn't. 2020,

00:58:22.840 --> 00:58:28.000
virtual, of course. 2019, Nashville. 2018, Dallas.

00:58:29.119 --> 00:58:33.980
2017, Philadelphia. 2016, 2015, Chicago. Yeah,

00:58:34.000 --> 00:58:36.679
so it's never in the stadium. But the difference

00:58:36.679 --> 00:58:42.179
between that and this is they can face a big

00:58:42.179 --> 00:58:46.300
draft like that. You gotta think how many faces

00:58:46.300 --> 00:58:53.099
they're gonna get here. They have an open space

00:58:53.099 --> 00:58:56.159
for that though, that's what I'm saying. Yeah,

00:58:56.159 --> 00:59:21.510
do it with Jack the Squirt. I feel like these

00:59:21.510 --> 00:59:34.500
cities don't shut down the streets. New Orleans

00:59:34.500 --> 00:59:38.179
has a big event in the NFL. They just held the

00:59:38.179 --> 00:59:45.179
football. So they had a big event. It is. But

00:59:45.179 --> 00:59:47.099
we've known that. I've never come to New Orleans.

00:59:47.360 --> 00:59:49.039
But, like, when I thought, like, three years

00:59:49.039 --> 00:59:53.639
ago, when you came to the draft, I mean, I'm

00:59:53.639 --> 00:59:56.219
not going to break that. I mean, you just tell

00:59:56.219 --> 01:00:00.420
me the event. You didn't hand us the draft here.

01:00:00.960 --> 01:00:04.639
You're trying to get the draft here. Oh, if we're...

01:00:04.639 --> 01:00:08.119
Maybe Roger can listen to the podcast. Maybe

01:00:08.119 --> 01:00:10.820
Roger can download it. Maybe he's here from Russia.

01:00:11.460 --> 01:00:13.679
Maybe he's here from Russia. He's just not listening.

01:00:13.900 --> 01:00:16.940
I don't know, but I'm trying to get... I'm trying

01:00:16.940 --> 01:00:18.940
to get... I'm trying to get... I'm trying to

01:00:18.940 --> 01:00:19.579
get... I'm trying to get... I'm trying to get...

01:00:19.579 --> 01:00:37.180
I'm trying to get... I'm trying to get... You

01:00:37.180 --> 01:00:48.719
know, you don't know for sure. No, I don't. This

01:00:48.719 --> 01:00:54.900
spent eight hours a day. Eight hours a day sleeping.

01:00:56.940 --> 01:01:02.139
Well, you know what? This episode. We didn't.

01:01:02.139 --> 01:01:06.159
We literally underprepared this episode a lot.

01:01:08.199 --> 01:01:11.699
In this scene, Chris sent me from the plane to

01:01:11.699 --> 01:01:17.320
step behind a tree. It's something that I can't

01:01:17.320 --> 01:01:28.280
recall. I stepped behind a tree. That would happen

01:01:28.280 --> 01:01:50.690
to both of them. Let me see cuz I probably have

01:01:50.690 --> 01:02:46.739
it saved Say it does not mean you can say it.

01:02:46.780 --> 01:02:51.079
Alright. Tom Brady, Travis Kelsey. Speak up.

01:02:51.360 --> 01:02:53.679
Tom Brady, Rose Travis Kelsey. The microphone's

01:02:53.679 --> 01:02:57.420
right here. Can you fuck off? Language. First

01:02:57.420 --> 01:03:00.139
of all, don't come at me. I've been cursing the

01:03:00.139 --> 01:03:01.880
whole episode and you have not said anything

01:03:01.880 --> 01:03:04.300
until now. First of all, don't come at me with

01:03:04.300 --> 01:03:06.880
that energy. Second of all, language. I will

01:03:06.880 --> 01:03:10.280
kick you in that chair. Third of all, when I

01:03:10.280 --> 01:03:12.820
was driving over here. You called me and you

01:03:12.820 --> 01:03:16.179
had the same type of energy, bro. What is this?

01:03:16.300 --> 01:03:18.960
I'm always on that energy. Anyways, let me back

01:03:18.960 --> 01:03:21.420
to reading. Thank you very much, sir. Tom Brady.

01:03:21.460 --> 01:03:25.420
Can you read? Can you shut the fuck up? This

01:03:25.420 --> 01:03:28.059
is what I'm saying. Like, you're so easily like

01:03:28.059 --> 01:03:31.539
you get you spaz out over every single thing.

01:03:31.699 --> 01:03:34.760
You get annoyed and aggravated over everything.

01:03:34.880 --> 01:03:38.039
No. Whereas I'm totally zen until you just tick

01:03:38.039 --> 01:03:40.570
me off. No, because I hate when people. Literally

01:03:40.570 --> 01:03:42.750
cut me off as when I'm about to speak on the

01:03:42.750 --> 01:03:45.329
subject. Every little thing. Not every little

01:03:45.329 --> 01:03:47.309
thing. It's just you motherfucker. Anyway, so

01:03:47.309 --> 01:03:50.949
I know how to Tom Brady roast Travis Kelsey over

01:03:50.949 --> 01:03:53.570
Super Bowl focus suggesting if he had focused

01:03:53.570 --> 01:03:55.690
on football instead of Taylor Swift. She's would

01:03:55.690 --> 01:03:58.329
have three Pete. They think my gosh, can you

01:03:58.329 --> 01:04:02.369
read with any kind of sense of personality? You're

01:04:02.369 --> 01:04:05.250
still monotone. Yeah, but they think Kelsey hit

01:04:05.250 --> 01:04:08.000
back. I love Brady, but if he had focused on

01:04:08.000 --> 01:04:12.920
his wife more, he'd have a wife right now. That

01:04:12.920 --> 01:04:15.159
is kind of... I don't even know how to feel about

01:04:15.159 --> 01:04:17.059
that. What do you think about that? Okay, break

01:04:17.059 --> 01:04:21.820
it down. So, Tom Brady won a lot with the Patriots.

01:04:21.820 --> 01:04:24.659
He won six Super Bowls with the Patriots and

01:04:24.659 --> 01:04:26.800
then lost to Buckingham. And lost to the wife

01:04:26.800 --> 01:04:31.699
of the Pacific. Because he maybe lost to that

01:04:31.699 --> 01:04:36.130
husband, but he never fought before. Just come

01:04:36.130 --> 01:04:38.489
out and say, you know, if you want to retire.

01:04:39.530 --> 01:04:42.489
Yeah, if you wanted to retire years ago. Yeah.

01:04:42.530 --> 01:04:50.409
If you want to retire, go away. Especially when

01:04:50.409 --> 01:04:53.670
you already have more balls. Yeah, if you have

01:04:53.670 --> 01:04:57.150
more balls than any person in the internet, you

01:04:57.150 --> 01:05:02.869
got a generation of money. I mean, he lost time.

01:05:03.050 --> 01:05:05.460
Yeah. Because he wanted to play more. He wanted

01:05:05.460 --> 01:05:12.440
more of the hits by men. Instead of being touched

01:05:12.440 --> 01:05:14.460
by his wife, he wanted to be touched by other

01:05:14.460 --> 01:05:18.719
men more. Am I wrong? You are not wrong. Exactly,

01:05:18.800 --> 01:06:53.679
bro. You remember what was it? I just sent you

01:06:53.679 --> 01:06:56.820
one more thing that I want to cover on doing

01:06:56.820 --> 01:06:59.239
dumb shit. And the reason I sent it to you, I

01:06:59.239 --> 01:07:03.500
put this in my story. Birds. There is a conspiracy.

01:07:03.820 --> 01:07:07.199
Okay. These birds are coming after me and I don't

01:07:07.199 --> 01:07:09.199
want to hear you say anything. These birds are

01:07:09.199 --> 01:07:13.539
coming after me. These birds are coming after

01:07:13.539 --> 01:07:17.679
me every single day. And I don't, I'm losing

01:07:17.679 --> 01:07:21.940
sleep over this. I'm losing, you know, my health

01:07:21.940 --> 01:07:26.340
is deteriorating, deteriorating over this because

01:07:26.340 --> 01:07:32.559
I'm worried about birds. They really, dog. This

01:07:32.559 --> 01:07:36.619
band just like looking at me Explain your visual

01:07:36.619 --> 01:07:39.440
Expression because the viewers can't see it.

01:07:39.480 --> 01:07:41.539
I'm looking at him like what the fuck is he on

01:07:41.539 --> 01:07:44.420
about language? What kind of drugs are you is

01:07:44.420 --> 01:07:49.380
he on? Okay, no, no, no, okay, I'm gonna tell

01:07:49.380 --> 01:07:51.539
you I'm gonna tell you yeah, there's gotta be

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a story to this in the 1980s when Ronald Reagan

01:07:55.099 --> 01:07:59.119
was Hold up. Hold up. You gotta explain your

01:07:59.119 --> 01:08:01.039
expression again, because you can't just be looking

01:08:01.039 --> 01:08:02.619
at me weird. These viewers gotta know how you're

01:08:02.619 --> 01:08:04.480
looking at me. I'm still looking at him like

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that. Let's explain the story. Come on. Okay.

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Long story. Okay. So, in the 1980s, Ronald Reagan

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was president. There was an idea to kill all

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the birds in America. Okay. So, the CIA and the

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FBI and all these, like, super government agencies,

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these secret agencies, together. And they made

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drones that looked like birds. They use the drones

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to kill almost all the birds in the country.

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There's some birds that are still out there,

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but most of them are killed. And most of the

01:08:38.270 --> 01:08:40.350
birds you see now, instead of being real life

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birds, they are the drones that these secret

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government agencies created to look like birds.

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But they're really weapon machines to kill birds

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and maybe even people. Well, guys. No, no, you

01:08:57.760 --> 01:09:00.079
gotta connect the dots. Everyone that's listening,

01:09:00.260 --> 01:09:03.279
connect the dots. Yeah, I'm connecting the dots,

01:09:03.279 --> 01:09:04.800
alright. I can tell you haven't went outside

01:09:04.800 --> 01:09:08.920
as much as a child. But you can't criticize this.

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These birds are coming after. And you know what?

01:09:12.100 --> 01:09:15.039
The government, you know, if they get ticked

01:09:15.039 --> 01:09:19.140
off, they might say, okay, bird drones, flip

01:09:19.140 --> 01:09:23.210
the switch. Kill people now. You know. I don't

01:09:23.210 --> 01:09:25.890
know where this all came from, magically. If

01:09:25.890 --> 01:09:28.550
you get gunned down by a bird, I told you something.

01:09:30.029 --> 01:09:32.029
I told you something. You know, I understand

01:09:32.029 --> 01:09:33.630
where this would be coming from, you know, a

01:09:33.630 --> 01:09:35.829
bird. Like, if a bird pooped on you, like...

01:09:35.829 --> 01:09:38.909
Well, I had a bird poop on me before. And you

01:09:38.909 --> 01:09:40.810
know what? Did you have a bird poop on you before?

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I'm talking about, like, as in recently. I don't

01:09:44.250 --> 01:09:47.550
think this was recent. This was not, like, over

01:09:47.550 --> 01:09:50.069
a year ago. But still. I'm talking about, like,

01:09:50.069 --> 01:09:52.789
recently. Like, yeah. For this all to magically

01:09:52.789 --> 01:09:55.090
come up out of nowhere. That's what I'm talking

01:09:55.090 --> 01:09:57.630
about. Did you see that story on the bus today?

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Okay, I'm in this conspiracy. Birds are not real.

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Well, you guys, you heard our doing dumb shit.

01:10:06.029 --> 01:10:07.729
We just had to hear Landon speak for once in

01:10:07.729 --> 01:10:10.569
his life. So, I hope everyone had a great podcast

01:10:10.569 --> 01:10:13.369
episode. Stay woke. Stay woke, everyone. I hope

01:10:13.369 --> 01:10:15.569
everyone had a great podcast episode. And remember

01:10:15.569 --> 01:10:18.609
to stay woke. Landon, do you have anything other

01:10:18.609 --> 01:10:23.689
than stay woke? trust in me because i have all

01:10:23.689 --> 01:10:26.310
the answers if you really want to know this like

01:10:26.310 --> 01:10:29.090
super secretive government i got all the answers

01:10:29.090 --> 01:10:33.970
bro i'll be in these like dark web like websites

01:10:33.970 --> 01:10:36.649
looking at all these secret stuff and i know

01:10:36.649 --> 01:10:41.430
some secrets that even top officials like government

01:10:41.430 --> 01:10:43.930
don't even know how to get caught by the fbi

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101 over here all right Ready? I hope everyone

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enjoyed the podcast episode. Make sure y 'all

01:10:48.460 --> 01:10:49.939
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01:10:53.720 --> 01:10:58.340
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01:10:58.340 --> 01:10:59.840
to a podcast, we're going to be there. There

01:10:59.840 --> 01:11:02.479
we go. So I hope everyone has a great day. And

01:11:02.479 --> 01:11:05.619
stay positive. Next episode, we're going to talk

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about some positive stuff. Adios. Stay woke.