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Hello, and welcome back to the Extra Spicy Pod.

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I'm Landon. I'm Evan. Hello. Nice to meet you

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all. Hello, new world. Why are you sounding so

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robotic? I am part of the new world. Hello. Are

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you an AI robot? Did Elon Musk create you? Beep,

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boop, boop. Yes, he did. Okay, bud. Are you going

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to go to space with Elon? Explore Mars? I do

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plan to go to space in the year 2030. Where's

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your off button? I don't know. Let's try to find

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it, shall we? No, let's not. I like to be programmed

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perfectly fine. Okay, while he keeps up the charade,

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I'll explain, you know, kind of the direction

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we're going to take this episode. So we're kind

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of going to recap the NFL seasons for all the

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teams. And we're going to talk about the big

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news of Wimby being out the entire rest of the

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season. because of blood clots. And then we're

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going to dive into the NBA All -Star Game and

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say how me and Evan will both give our ideas

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on how to improve the All -Star Game. That shit

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was trash. Because God knows it is trash. It

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needs to be improved. It very much needs to be

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improved. Also, some more things. I mean, apparently

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New Orleans might get a hockey team? What, what?

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That's some crazy stuff. That would be cool.

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And then we're also going to play a little game

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if we have time. The fantasy NFL game. We're

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going to do randomized NFL teams. Both of us

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will get our different team. And we're going

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to have a fantasy draft. Drafted quarterback,

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receiver, running back, and defensive player.

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And the tight end. And make fantasy teams. My

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team's going to kick your ass. And then finally

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we have our doing dumb shit for the week. Which

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stay tuned to hear what that's going to be. Um,

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and I don't know if Evan's gonna keep the charade

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for the whole episode. Are you gonna keep up

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the charade? I can do it for the whole episode

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if needed. Well, let's see how well that works

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then. Nah, fuck that, no. I mean, I could do

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it, but no. I'm definitely not gonna do it. Okay,

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I'm glad you came back to reality. Just for that,

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I might do it the whole episode now. I dare you

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to, actually. I dare you to. Nice to meet you

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guys. It is me, Evan Marks Evans. Evan, give

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your full government name. Give your social security

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number. Nope, everybody find me. You know, give

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your credit card numbers so people can graciously

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accept your donations to their Amazon fund. 9850.

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Go fuck yourself. Oh, jeez, Evan. Language over

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there. Nope. Anyways, so let's start off with

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the first topic. How do we improve the All -Star

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game? So, I've been saying this. For years and

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years to come. One. I say. Add some playoff.

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My thing would either be. Add some playoff implications

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to it. Either give them more money. Which I mean.

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They're already making a shit ton. Money would

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just help. That's why I don't think money is

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a good idea. But they're making a shit ton. So

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it's like why not add money on top of money.

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Like what the fuck. Or. Make it more interesting.

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and add a 1v1 turn in it. That would be cool.

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And then, what were you saying about the playoff

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thing? So, I feel like if you added a playoff

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implication, like, like, I don't know, like,

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I would have to think of it, but I've heard of

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it before, where, like, I think it was, like,

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the number one seed on that, like, conference

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team gets a buy or some bullshit like that. I

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don't know. It's some type of... I forgot what

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it is. I will have to do more research on it.

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But there is a playoff implication on there.

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I feel like that would be much more beneficial

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because I don't feel like seeing Luka drop 87

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points in an All -Star game with them barely

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playing any defense because All -Star stats don't

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even matter anymore. Okay, my contrary opinion...

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I actually kind of liked the All -Star game from

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this year. I mean, you had Kenny, Chuck, and

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Shaq pick teams, and then they played a little

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tournament to determine the All -Star championship.

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I thought that was kind of a cool idea. I liked

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it. But here's the thing, though. Here's why

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I didn't like it, though. I felt like they pulled

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that card out at the wrong time. Like, especially

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after last year's All -Star game. Because I was

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the one that was the most hated. You just pull

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this card out, literally. Well, they're trying

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to change things up. They're trying to think

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of some new ideas to put in there. I know, but

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at the same time, though, I say that'd be more

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of your saving card a little bit. That'd be like,

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okay, you should have had another idea first

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and then had that one. Because I did like that

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one a lot. But I feel like more people are just

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going to shit on that because now it's like...

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watching a bad movie, and then, like, the sequel

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comes out, okay? You're going to expect, oh,

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the first one wasn't good. The sequel's not going

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to be any better. You get what I'm saying? So

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that's why I felt like they should have done

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another idea before they did that tourney thing,

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because that tourney thing was a good idea. Yeah,

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I actually kind of liked it. I liked the tourney

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idea, but I feel like after the game last year,

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people were just going to be like, oh, well,

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the All -Star game's still not fun anymore. I

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mean... They still barely played defense that

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year. I feel like they played harder defense

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than they have in the past couple years. Yeah.

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That's one thing I will say, though. At least

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they didn't put up, like, 157 points this time.

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No, I mean, they actually gave effort. Well,

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the scoring is different. It's not per time.

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Yeah. It's however many points you get. It's,

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like, 40 or something points they go to or whatever.

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So that's why the All -Star game wasn't, like,

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crazy scoring. And another thing, like... They

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need to bring back, they need to have Kaitlyn

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Clark and Steph Curry shoot threes. Like, wouldn't

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that be an amazing idea? Like, that worked last

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year with Steph Curry shooting with Sabrina.

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Well, the thing is, though, is that they were

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going to have Kaitlyn Clark do one. Yeah, she

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should have. But she turned it down, though,

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because she wanted to do it in the WNBA, though.

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Which, I mean... I kind of understand. What do

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you mean do it in the WNBA? She wants people

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to watch her in the WNBA. Well, that's how you

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bring more exposure to the league. Yeah, so that's

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why I'm not mad about it. Because she's bringing,

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okay, people want to see me in a three -point

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contest. Come watch it in the WNBA. No, that's

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kind of dumb. She should have done it. Because

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if she does it, then she'll bring more eyes to

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her and therefore women's basketball. But my

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take on that is, I mean, that's not a bad idea,

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but at the same time, though, you've got to think,

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more people are going to watch the men's All

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-Star game. No sexism, no... Is there even a

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WNBA... Yeah, there is a WNBA All -Star game.

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How many people watch that? It's got to be, like,

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less than a million. No hate, no hate. But, I

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mean, this past year, though, I mean, they got

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a lot more feedback than anything, so I can respect

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them on that, but... I do understand where she's

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coming from, though. But at the same time, though,

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people would like to see, okay, how would you

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do against a Steph Curry? Yeah. That would be

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more exciting, though. That's what these people

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want to see. You think that would just make it

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more entertaining? Yeah, I think that would just

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make it more entertaining. Because, like I said,

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you have the opportunity to see Sabrina, not

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Sabrina, Caitlin Clark versus a Steph Curry.

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but I heard it was going to be like a two, like

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two guys and two girls. So like Sabrina and Caitlin

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Clark versus like Steph and someone else. See,

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like that would be cool. That would be cool.

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I'd be cool. I'd be down to see that. And, but

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I mean, from Caitlin's eyes though, I can see

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both sides of it because at the same time though,

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you're trying to still bring more eyes to the

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WNBA. Which, I mean, nothing wrong with that.

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I mean, you're practically saving the WNBA right

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now. Let's not get it twisted now. The NBA pays

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for the WNBA. Yeah. That's the only reason the

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Women's Basketball League exists. Mm -hmm. But,

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like, just to get more eyes on it, just... Nothing's

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wrong with that. Get more eyes on it, get paid

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more. They talk about get paid more. Right. How

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do you expect to get paid more if you don't draw

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more people to watch your league? Because, like,

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at least the men's... Like... The men ain't doing

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too good right now. We both talked about this,

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like, what, last episode? Okay. I mean, they're

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doing horrible. It's just down from what it was

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before. It used to be, yeah. But until playoff

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time. Which, I mean, I feel like now it's going

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to start cracking up. We'll see how it comes

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to playoff time. It's still not, like, 10 years

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ago. It's going to be better. So, we'll see.

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I do like the idea of 1v1. And, like, also 2v2.

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Either one of them would be pretty cool. Like,

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imagine, like, LeBron versus, like, KD. LeBron

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versus KD. I feel like Kyrie would win against

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that in that 1v1 tournament. The only thing I

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feel like I'd be fearing for him is the defense,

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though. But I feel like Kyrie or Luka would win

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that. I want to see players who have the same

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play style play 1v1. Like a Giannis versus Jokic.

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Or like a Kyrie versus Klay. Or Kyrie versus

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Steph. Like semi -positional battle. Yeah, yeah,

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semi -positional, yeah. Well, I feel like Kyrie

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would win the positional battle, though. Because

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Kyrie can practically... He's like the better...

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I'm not going to say... The better defensive

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player is probably going to win. I'm going to

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say he's like the better defensive player, but

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at the same time, though, Steph's a better shooter,

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so... Because it's not really fair if, like,

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a seven -foot center goes against six, three

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-step Curry, you know? I want to see, yeah, positional.

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But, I mean, that'd be cool, though. That'd be

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cool. Yeah, it would be cool to see, but it's

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like. Because, like, I saw a little clip of,

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like, Kyrie cooking up Winby in the All -Star

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game. Just had Winby dancing out there. Okay,

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one other thing I want to mention. The Celebrity

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All -Star game. I think we need to get. Higher

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up celebs. Yeah. I like these, like, D -list

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celebrities. We need to get, like, at least B

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-list celebrities. Yeah, like, what happened

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to the days where we had Justin Bieber versus

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Kevin Hart? Where we had Chris Brown? Yeah, come

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on. Now we got, like, we got YouTubers in there?

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Yeah, YouTubers and TikTok streamers. We don't

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need that in there. I mean, I understand. If

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a celebrity's doing a movie or something and

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they don't want to get hurt and they get offered

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it, okay, just say no. That's cool. Someone in

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Hollywood's gonna accept it. Someone. If a Channing

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Tatum accepts it, let him fucking play. He accepted

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it for a reason. Let him fucking ball out. I

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mean, I think it'll be really cool to see high

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-level celebrities because these nobodies, I

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don't care about this TikTok streamers playing

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against each other. Like, I'm not a TikTok person.

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He does not have TikTok. I have TikTok, though.

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But, like, I don't see, like, big name celebrities.

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I'm going to care. I'm going to definitely watch

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that game if it's, like, I don't know, big name

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movie stars like Channing Tatum or Ryan Gosling

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or whoever it is. I'm not going to lie to you.

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You should have came down to the celebrity game

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with me during Super Bowl week that Thursday.

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Because it was Team Tracy McGrady versus Team

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Robert Griffin III. I felt like that was actually

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a good flag football game. Bro, get big -name

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NFL players to come play. I bet they would want

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to play. They kind of do. They kind of do. I

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mean, they got Miles Garrett a couple years ago.

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But that's like every so often. Also, wherever

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the host city is, like it was in San Francisco,

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let it be San Francisco -themed. Like, get some

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of the Niners players on the team and some of

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the Giants players, the San Francisco Giants

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baseball team players to come play. Like, San

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Francisco, like, celebrities. Like, San Francisco

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themed. Yeah. But have, like, the court be San

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Francisco themed and, like, maybe have, like,

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variations in the rules. I can kind of understand

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that, but I feel like depending on where it's

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located. Let's say they come back to New Orleans

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again. New Orleans don't have that many celebrities.

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Bro, we have tons of celebrities. What do you

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mean? Lil Wayne would play in it. You got...

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Lil Wayne would play in it. The NFL players who

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would play in it. But you're talking about, like,

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Louisiana -based, like... Yeah. We're not talking

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about... Because we... What I've noticed about

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Louisiana is we don't got no high -list celebrities.

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I mean, we got a couple, but we don't got a lot.

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But, um... The Falcon. Marvel, The Falcon, Anthony

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Mackie. He's a celebrity. I bet he would play.

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That's like I said, that's if he's not. Get Ellen

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DeGeneres out there playing. Nope. Keep your

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ass in England. Bro, come on, Ellen. Keep your

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ass in England. Hey, and this is our petition.

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NBA. All -star game. Come to New Orleans. I do

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want them to come back. Yeah, come. You haven't

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came to New Orleans in forever. Like 2017. That

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was the last time. It's been too long, man. Look.

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You want the Mississippi money, you want the

00:13:53.470 --> 00:13:56.210
Arkansas money, you want the Texas money, okay?

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You should come back to New Orleans, okay? Look

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how the Super Bowl went down. Look at the Super

00:14:02.090 --> 00:14:05.710
Bowl, NBA. Open your eyes, NBA. They made a bunch

00:14:05.710 --> 00:14:09.429
of fucking money. Open your eyes. Look, New Orleans

00:14:09.429 --> 00:14:12.049
should be next. Where's it next? I have no idea.

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I would have to look at my phone for the official

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Instagram. Because I know as soon as the All

00:14:17.009 --> 00:14:18.570
-Star game is on, they post the next location.

00:14:19.049 --> 00:14:20.990
Yeah, I know. They probably have the next two

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locations down pat right now. Probably. But,

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yeah. Come back to New Orleans. That's all I

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got to say. Yes. And have local celebrities host

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it, like I was saying. I think that would be

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a big draw for the local crowd. If you want to

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make it a big thing. And you can have special

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parties for... Like, some people. Bro, imagine,

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okay, last year, right? It was in Indianapolis.

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Imagine if Pat McAfee hosted the NBA All -Star

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Game. Like, that'd be lit. I'm just talking about

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events around the city. Like, you know how we

00:14:53.639 --> 00:14:55.639
went down to New Orleans and they had the Shaq's

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Fun House, like, Icy Area thing? Yeah. We could

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just do that again. Like, that type of stuff

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again. Just different things. Like, you can make

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a fuck ton of money in New Orleans. Oh, yeah,

00:15:05.620 --> 00:15:10.009
you can. So... Why not come to New Orleans, make

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your bread, and then get the fuck on out of here?

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And then come back in another eight to ten years.

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I don't know how long you'd come back for. You

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know what? Just keep it in New Orleans every

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year. That'd be lit. That would be lit. But New

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Orleans needed some. All right, we ready for

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the next topic? Yeah, sure. What are we going

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to dive into now? Yeah, let's stick with NBA

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and talk about Wimby. Yeah. This whole Wimby

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situation. I mean, I was... I went from excited

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to watch Spurs game, hoping they'd get in the

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playoffs so I could win me in the playoffs. And

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now I'm like... Fuck, never mind. What the hell?

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I mean, might as well cancel the whole Spurs

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season. Let's just cancel every Spurs game. I'm

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not going to say cancel the Spurs season. I mean,

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they're already... I'm not going to say they're

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doing bad because... They're going to drop in

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the standings. They are going to drop in standings

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because, again, they're centered. They're already

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not in Plow Visit. Position with Wendy. So without

00:16:07.450 --> 00:16:10.570
one me, I thought that work. No, they were like

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the 12th seed. Oh, well, with the, bro, I thought

00:16:14.669 --> 00:16:16.490
that they loved in the 12th seed. I thought they

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were doing good. Cause again, I've heard like,

00:16:18.210 --> 00:16:20.350
there's a lot of good teams in the West. So it's

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like, yeah, compete in the West. Believe me.

00:16:24.529 --> 00:16:28.750
I don't know. Well, your team is in close to

00:16:28.750 --> 00:16:30.970
compete. You're bottom of the West, bro. Hey,

00:16:31.149 --> 00:16:33.409
we, we compete for something else. Fuck all that.

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But if Cooper Flack... Cooper Flack will go to

00:16:36.049 --> 00:16:39.210
the Spur area? No, no, no. If he returns to Duke,

00:16:39.330 --> 00:16:42.230
I'm going to be pissed. Oh, return to Duke? I'll

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be excited. Nah, because fucking... Whatever,

00:16:44.830 --> 00:16:46.990
they have a... Imagine New Orleans gets the one

00:16:46.990 --> 00:16:50.009
pick, but Cooper Flack has to return to college.

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I wouldn't be mad with Ace Bailey, though. Ace

00:16:52.769 --> 00:16:54.309
Bailey or Dylan Harper. I wouldn't be mad with

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either one. But if he does return to fucking

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Duke, I wouldn't be mad. But at the same time,

00:17:03.950 --> 00:17:07.609
though, fucking why? Just why? Because he wants

00:17:07.609 --> 00:17:09.549
to play for college again. I mean, other than

00:17:09.549 --> 00:17:12.289
your season. Yeah, but it's fucking Duke, okay?

00:17:12.390 --> 00:17:15.150
Your Coach K is not there anymore, so. You know

00:17:15.150 --> 00:17:17.009
what? I'm going to get Duke's sweatshirt and

00:17:17.009 --> 00:17:20.289
wear it next episode of The Pod. Well, I like

00:17:20.289 --> 00:17:22.710
Duke basketball. I like Duke basketball. He's

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my favorite player in college basketball because

00:17:25.730 --> 00:17:28.269
he's white. Just kidding. Not just because he's

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white. But he plays cool. I don't know, bro.

00:17:31.869 --> 00:17:35.529
You already said Nico was a diversity hire. Look,

00:17:38.190 --> 00:17:41.130
look, bro. How do you trade Luca away? That man's

00:17:41.130 --> 00:17:44.049
in over his head. Look, bro, look. You can't

00:17:44.049 --> 00:17:47.089
get us canceled, okay, bro? I would like to keep

00:17:47.089 --> 00:17:50.069
this podcast going as long as possible. You just

00:17:50.069 --> 00:17:53.269
can't keep... Look, I'm more likely to get us

00:17:53.269 --> 00:17:55.789
canceled than you. You saying all these comments

00:17:55.789 --> 00:17:58.589
are more likely to get us canceled than me. How

00:17:58.589 --> 00:18:01.599
does that make sense? I'm the dumb one. Wow,

00:18:01.940 --> 00:18:05.819
you admitted it. You're right, but you're doing

00:18:05.819 --> 00:18:07.640
the dumb shit, though. So what the fuck did that

00:18:07.640 --> 00:18:10.279
make you? Well, that's funny. Okay, everyone

00:18:10.279 --> 00:18:13.880
heard that, right? Evan admitted he's the dumb

00:18:13.880 --> 00:18:17.460
one. And you knew I was going to do that when

00:18:17.460 --> 00:18:19.960
you came out of your mouth, right? You knew I

00:18:19.960 --> 00:18:22.240
was going to say this. Guys, if this podcast

00:18:22.240 --> 00:18:24.460
gets 15 likes, I will punch Flanagan in the gut.

00:18:24.799 --> 00:18:26.660
How are they going to like a podcast? I don't

00:18:26.660 --> 00:18:28.859
know. They could like it on Spotify, YouTube.

00:18:29.019 --> 00:18:33.400
I don't care. Whatever. Okay. If it's on YouTube

00:18:33.400 --> 00:18:37.259
and I see 15 likes, I'm getting a glove. Have

00:18:37.259 --> 00:18:38.819
you even looked at the YouTube channel before?

00:18:39.119 --> 00:18:40.960
I've looked at it a little bit. It's been a while

00:18:40.960 --> 00:18:44.279
though. I don't know. I'm pretty sure the podcast

00:18:44.279 --> 00:18:46.180
episode is automatically linked to the YouTube

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channel. Because I haven't looked in a hot minute

00:18:48.480 --> 00:18:52.059
either. I used to make videos on there, like

00:18:52.059 --> 00:18:54.960
solo videos, but we'll try to make together videos

00:18:54.960 --> 00:18:59.259
like shorter, like 15. 10 to 15 minute videos,

00:18:59.339 --> 00:19:01.339
just like raw takes and stuff. Oh, we also got

00:19:01.339 --> 00:19:04.579
to talk about... So, we also said the cameras

00:19:04.579 --> 00:19:07.559
were going to be on this episode, but they're

00:19:07.559 --> 00:19:10.240
going to be on the next episode, okay? Look,

00:19:10.460 --> 00:19:13.799
look, look, look. We haven't had time. Landon

00:19:13.799 --> 00:19:15.859
hasn't had time to look at the software and everything.

00:19:17.019 --> 00:19:21.319
I'm working all the time. So, Landon's going

00:19:21.319 --> 00:19:23.980
to get a nice little break. He's going to look

00:19:23.980 --> 00:19:27.089
at the software, be like, okay. I understand

00:19:27.089 --> 00:19:30.269
it now. Like Lethal Shooter. Like Lethal Shooter?

00:19:30.390 --> 00:19:34.890
I understand it now. The next episode, however

00:19:34.890 --> 00:19:37.309
many fucking episodes we decide to do with this,

00:19:37.450 --> 00:19:41.349
we're going to be on camera. Like the Dr. Dre

00:19:41.349 --> 00:19:44.529
song in the next episode. In the next episode.

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Alright, but back to Wendy. Back to Wendy. I

00:19:49.730 --> 00:19:52.049
was kind of sad because I was going to buy tickets

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to go see Spurs. Yeah, they played. What, tonight?

00:19:55.329 --> 00:19:58.269
They played tonight, yeah. Yeah. But... In New

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Orleans. Because they had the baby race. The

00:20:00.349 --> 00:20:03.829
baby crawl race. Oh. Because that was the one

00:20:03.829 --> 00:20:05.569
thing they were posting about the fucking baby

00:20:05.569 --> 00:20:09.029
crawl race. But fucking... This one kid just

00:20:09.029 --> 00:20:11.430
literally dominated the whole fucking race. Just

00:20:11.430 --> 00:20:14.829
one kid just crawled across there. He was a winner.

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But... I was very sad. Because I do like Wimby.

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But... Do I think it could be the end for him?

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I'm not going to say the end. I feel like he's

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got maybe like one, maybe two more seasons. The

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end? What are you talking about? Because it developed

00:20:34.799 --> 00:20:39.359
that type of injury, the vein. The blood clots.

00:20:39.400 --> 00:20:42.799
He got blood clots. Yeah. It can develop into

00:20:42.799 --> 00:20:44.880
blood clots. If he doesn't get blood clots, then

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I see him going the rest of his career. If he

00:20:46.779 --> 00:20:48.660
does get blood clots. I thought he had blood

00:20:48.660 --> 00:20:51.309
clots. I thought that's why he doesn't. He has

00:20:51.309 --> 00:20:54.190
vein thrombosis. It can develop blood clots,

00:20:54.190 --> 00:20:57.329
though. You know, okay, Chris Bosh, he played

00:20:57.329 --> 00:21:00.109
for the Heat. That's the reason he retired early,

00:21:00.210 --> 00:21:02.509
because he developed blood clots. And so did

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I. This is what scares me about Wimby, because

00:21:05.769 --> 00:21:09.109
Chris Bosh, you know, Miami Heat, you know, got

00:21:09.109 --> 00:21:11.869
us those four finals, part of the big three,

00:21:11.890 --> 00:21:17.049
right? I mean, and he, in 2014, after LeBron

00:21:17.049 --> 00:21:20.130
left, We still had a good team. And we were still

00:21:20.130 --> 00:21:22.589
going to compete. But then he had to sit out

00:21:22.589 --> 00:21:24.069
for the rest of the season with blood clots.

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And then it turned out he retired mid -season

00:21:27.269 --> 00:21:30.569
or after the season. So that's what scares me

00:21:30.569 --> 00:21:33.730
about Wimby. Because I love watching Wimby. He's

00:21:33.730 --> 00:21:37.950
my favorite player to watch. Top five players

00:21:37.950 --> 00:21:40.529
to watch. There you go again. Yeah, not favorite.

00:21:40.769 --> 00:21:45.869
Top five non -heat players to watch. Yeah, I

00:21:45.869 --> 00:21:50.130
mean. But I do feel like if he does get blood

00:21:50.130 --> 00:21:55.089
clots, then that's going to be the end for him.

00:21:55.269 --> 00:21:59.109
I don't want him to get blood clots. I hope he

00:21:59.109 --> 00:22:02.549
doesn't, though. I pray he doesn't. That really

00:22:02.549 --> 00:22:06.170
fucks the Spurs' whole plan if he gets blood

00:22:06.170 --> 00:22:09.569
clots. That does. I really do believe, though,

00:22:09.690 --> 00:22:15.680
if Wimpy... Wimpy is a talent to where... He

00:22:15.680 --> 00:22:20.700
can change the projectory of a team Because we've

00:22:20.700 --> 00:22:22.779
never seen a seven -footer just shoot threes

00:22:22.779 --> 00:22:25.640
or dribble like a guard Well, of course he's

00:22:25.640 --> 00:22:27.359
gonna change the trajectory of the team like

00:22:27.359 --> 00:22:31.200
he's Fucking wimpy. Yeah, he's amazing. But like

00:22:31.200 --> 00:22:33.160
for him to get but it's kind of like I'm not

00:22:33.160 --> 00:22:36.000
gonna say a Zion thing Because if he does continue

00:22:36.000 --> 00:22:40.079
to get this type of injury, then... Okay. Yes.

00:22:40.140 --> 00:22:43.660
We understand it, Landon. Okay. He's actually

00:22:43.660 --> 00:22:45.880
like the fifth fastest player to 5 ,000 points.

00:22:46.019 --> 00:22:48.660
Get your facts straight. And he's barely played

00:22:48.660 --> 00:22:51.099
any games. I don't want to hear that shit. Anyways.

00:22:51.420 --> 00:22:58.000
So... Yeah. If... He does continue like this,

00:22:58.119 --> 00:23:02.380
then... I'm going to be very sad for him. Assuming

00:23:02.380 --> 00:23:06.920
Cooper flag... go straight to the NBA, what team

00:23:06.920 --> 00:23:09.599
would you like to see him go to besides your

00:23:09.599 --> 00:23:14.400
team? Okay, you can't say your team. If the Pelicans

00:23:14.400 --> 00:23:16.839
weren't included, what team would you want Cooper

00:23:16.839 --> 00:23:19.660
Flagg to go to? Hand me my phone first so I can

00:23:19.660 --> 00:23:23.140
look at all the teams. You don't know all the

00:23:23.140 --> 00:23:25.079
teams? Well, it's not just looking at the teams.

00:23:25.200 --> 00:23:28.980
It's more of, like, the records. Because if I'm

00:23:28.980 --> 00:23:30.680
going to pick a team, I'm going to be realistic.

00:23:30.859 --> 00:23:33.069
I'm not going to say fucking Boston. Right. oh

00:23:33.069 --> 00:23:35.450
yeah okay like the jazz have a terrible record

00:23:35.450 --> 00:23:38.589
the wizards have let's see the pelicans out well

00:23:38.589 --> 00:23:40.430
you can't beat pelicans let's see for the east

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is brooklyn philly toronto charlotte washington

00:23:43.869 --> 00:23:49.609
then in the west new orleans utah portland san

00:23:49.609 --> 00:23:55.750
antonio phoenix okay so do you want me to pick

00:23:55.750 --> 00:24:00.220
one uh east and one west yeah you can Well, one

00:24:00.220 --> 00:24:02.500
West, other than the Pelicans. Then you can't

00:24:02.500 --> 00:24:08.599
pick your team. I mean, him and either Phoenix

00:24:08.599 --> 00:24:11.819
or San Antonio would be good. Phoenix is out

00:24:11.819 --> 00:24:14.519
of playoffs right now? Yeah, they're 11. Oh,

00:24:14.519 --> 00:24:20.059
dang. Yeah. So, either Phoenix or San Antonio,

00:24:20.180 --> 00:24:21.980
that'd be kind of cool. Other than the Pelicans.

00:24:22.000 --> 00:24:25.319
San Antonio. So, like, him and Wimby. Imagine

00:24:25.319 --> 00:24:28.700
that. Wimby retires, and then they just get Cooper

00:24:28.700 --> 00:24:31.559
flagged. Yeah. Or, like, imagine Wimby doesn't

00:24:31.559 --> 00:24:33.740
retire, and he gets to play with Cooper flagged.

00:24:33.759 --> 00:24:36.279
Like, that'd be such a fun thing. All right,

00:24:36.299 --> 00:24:38.259
and the Eastern Conference? In the East, yeah.

00:24:39.539 --> 00:24:45.079
Either Charlotte or Philly? Obviously, you know,

00:24:45.079 --> 00:24:46.920
I don't want to go to Philly, because then I

00:24:46.920 --> 00:24:50.079
can't be a Cooper flagged fan. And I guess Charlotte

00:24:50.079 --> 00:24:52.849
would be cool, I guess. But, like, I'll... Going

00:24:52.849 --> 00:24:57.170
to Brooklyn, Brooklyn is just the most mid, no

00:24:57.170 --> 00:25:00.049
one cares about team at all. No one cares about

00:25:00.049 --> 00:25:03.269
the Nets. And also the Wizards. Those are two

00:25:03.269 --> 00:25:06.690
irrelevant teams. That's why I don't see if he

00:25:06.690 --> 00:25:09.730
did. I mean, realistically. He could change the

00:25:09.730 --> 00:25:11.710
teams around, though, if he goes to those teams.

00:25:11.849 --> 00:25:14.190
But here's why I say either Philly or Charlotte.

00:25:14.569 --> 00:25:16.089
Charlotte, you get to play with LaMelo Ball.

00:25:16.490 --> 00:25:20.210
You're going to get open so much with LaMelo,

00:25:20.329 --> 00:25:22.160
as long as he doesn't get hurt. Because he's

00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:26.220
in the same boat with Zion. He's been staying

00:25:26.220 --> 00:25:28.119
healthy this season, except for that one little

00:25:28.119 --> 00:25:31.559
ankle roll. But he came back, though. But...

00:25:31.559 --> 00:25:37.640
And then Philly, I feel like... Please, please,

00:25:38.299 --> 00:25:41.720
please. I'm going to pray tonight and pray every

00:25:41.720 --> 00:25:44.539
single night to my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

00:25:44.960 --> 00:25:47.099
Please don't go to Philly. Please don't go to

00:25:47.099 --> 00:25:50.000
Philly. Yeah, that's what I want to ask Jesus

00:25:50.000 --> 00:25:52.509
about. Please. Please do it. Please don't let

00:25:52.509 --> 00:25:53.650
him do it. Oh shit, the Pelicans beat the Spurs.

00:25:53.769 --> 00:25:58.089
That's crazy. So, uh, here's why I say Philly,

00:25:58.170 --> 00:26:00.769
okay? Because I feel like the end of Paul George

00:26:00.769 --> 00:26:04.490
is near. And I, and I, and I, It's very near.

00:26:04.589 --> 00:26:07.009
I like Paul. Very, very near. I like prime Paul

00:26:07.009 --> 00:26:09.630
George too. I liked him on the Pacers. And then

00:26:09.630 --> 00:26:12.630
the Thunder was cool. The prime 27. And then

00:26:12.630 --> 00:26:14.410
when he went to a club, he was kind of less cool.

00:26:14.769 --> 00:26:17.349
And now he's not cool at all. Yeah. On the Sixers.

00:26:17.769 --> 00:26:21.460
Well, he's a certified Sixers hater, but. I am

00:26:21.460 --> 00:26:26.279
certified. But me growing up playing 2K17 and

00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:29.119
just having him on the cover, I thought, man,

00:26:29.240 --> 00:26:32.880
this dude's only good. I played with him a little

00:26:32.880 --> 00:26:36.180
bit on 2K. I was killing everybody. That was

00:26:36.180 --> 00:26:41.839
2K17. That was my best years. But I feel like

00:26:41.839 --> 00:26:43.539
the end of Paul George is going to be near. And

00:26:43.539 --> 00:26:45.539
if they just so happen to get the pick, because,

00:26:45.559 --> 00:26:47.420
you know, it's not the worst team gets the worst.

00:26:48.259 --> 00:26:51.619
It's the number one pick. It's a lottery. So,

00:26:51.740 --> 00:26:56.019
if Philly does end up landing it, Paul George

00:26:56.019 --> 00:26:59.319
might as well just retire. Because, one, he's

00:26:59.319 --> 00:27:05.079
always hurt now. And then, yeah, he's always

00:27:05.079 --> 00:27:07.160
hurt. Might as well retire. You gotta fuck down

00:27:07.160 --> 00:27:09.940
on money. Nike paying him a good bit. Nike is

00:27:09.940 --> 00:27:16.640
paying him a good bit, yeah. So... So if he did

00:27:16.640 --> 00:27:19.220
retire, I wouldn't be surprised. Just making

00:27:19.220 --> 00:27:26.920
that money. I miss Wendy. R .I .P. R .I .P. Okay,

00:27:27.720 --> 00:27:31.259
moving on. Do you want to do the NFL thing before

00:27:31.259 --> 00:27:35.660
we talk about anything else? No, we'll do that

00:27:35.660 --> 00:27:38.279
later. Or I was going to say when I have my phone

00:27:38.279 --> 00:27:41.339
in my hand right now. Okay, well, yeah. Now we're

00:27:41.339 --> 00:27:44.279
going to make our fantasy NFL teams with that.

00:27:44.680 --> 00:27:46.400
So both of us are going to get random teams,

00:27:46.519 --> 00:27:49.299
and then we'll have to select quarterback, running

00:27:49.299 --> 00:27:52.339
back, receiver, tight end, and then defensive

00:27:52.339 --> 00:27:55.539
player. And obviously, you know, my team's going

00:27:55.539 --> 00:27:57.680
to win, because I'm going to have some, like,

00:27:57.700 --> 00:28:01.339
good -ass picks over here. All right, so I'm

00:28:01.339 --> 00:28:05.440
going to keep a list. Yeah. Right now. All right,

00:28:05.460 --> 00:28:09.119
so I'm going to get rid of my Sonic food menu.

00:28:09.420 --> 00:28:12.640
Oh, geez. You like the Sonic. Well, I had a gift

00:28:12.640 --> 00:28:14.640
card. My aunt gave me a gift card and I was like,

00:28:14.700 --> 00:28:21.640
I have to go use it. Evan's team? Landon's team?

00:28:23.099 --> 00:28:27.700
Alright, so hold on. Quarterback? In the meanwhile,

00:28:27.839 --> 00:28:33.720
I'll just talk about how as the NFL season descended,

00:28:34.000 --> 00:28:39.339
let's reminisce on, you know, that Super Bowl

00:28:39.339 --> 00:28:42.839
champion, Philadelphia Eagles. Are we doing two?

00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:46.640
Calm down. Are we doing two wide receivers or

00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:50.960
are we doing one? Let's do two. Why not? Two

00:28:50.960 --> 00:28:55.319
wide receivers, running back, quarterback, and

00:28:55.319 --> 00:28:58.440
defense player. Just one defense player. I thought

00:28:58.440 --> 00:29:01.160
we were just doing defenses. No, defense player.

00:29:07.940 --> 00:29:11.390
I'm over here eating my corn dog. You can't see

00:29:11.390 --> 00:29:15.170
it because we don't have cameras yet, baby. All

00:29:15.170 --> 00:29:24.769
right, so. So who's picking first, me or you?

00:29:25.150 --> 00:29:27.930
Like when we do the spin -off. Or are we playing

00:29:27.930 --> 00:29:30.289
rock, paper, scissors? Yeah, let's play rock,

00:29:30.289 --> 00:29:34.430
paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. Suck

00:29:34.430 --> 00:29:39.450
it. All right, go ahead. All right, so. The first

00:29:39.450 --> 00:29:47.539
spin. is Chicago Bears. So, with my first pick.

00:29:47.779 --> 00:29:50.019
You can't look up NFL players. You have to know

00:29:50.019 --> 00:29:53.799
them off the top of your head. I know players

00:29:53.799 --> 00:29:57.460
by heart. Alright, okay. Give me DJ Moore. DJ

00:29:57.460 --> 00:30:00.019
Moore, okay. I don't want Kayla Williams. Oh,

00:30:00.039 --> 00:30:03.140
you're certified Kayla Payton? Yeah, I'm certified

00:30:03.140 --> 00:30:05.559
Kayla Payton. Alright, I see you. I see you.

00:30:06.559 --> 00:30:10.079
Okay. Alright, make my spin. Let's spin it. Wait,

00:30:10.099 --> 00:30:11.980
oh, I thought we were picking from the same team.

00:30:12.119 --> 00:30:14.500
And then... Oh, no, we each get a different team.

00:30:14.660 --> 00:30:21.400
Okay. Alright, so it's spinning right now. What's

00:30:21.400 --> 00:30:24.440
my team gonna be? You got the Texans. Houston

00:30:24.440 --> 00:30:31.359
Texans! Give me... Give me Joe Mixon. What the

00:30:31.359 --> 00:30:34.400
fuck? Okay. Yeah, if he had a solid... Bro, he

00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:36.680
was one of the top 500 Texans later this season.

00:30:38.279 --> 00:30:40.720
He was really good this season. Was he not? He

00:30:40.720 --> 00:30:45.119
was good. He was good until he got hurt. I'm

00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:46.880
kind of weary on him because of his last season.

00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:50.740
I would have picked Nico Collins. You know what

00:30:50.740 --> 00:30:56.559
else we should do? Offensive line. No. That'd

00:30:56.559 --> 00:30:58.799
be kind of cool though. Both lines aren't sexy.

00:31:00.500 --> 00:31:02.900
Both lines aren't sexy. Both lines especially.

00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:05.500
It's not sexy. But we're going to need someone

00:31:05.500 --> 00:31:09.230
to defend our quarterback. All right. It's not

00:31:09.230 --> 00:31:13.849
sexy. My pick. My pick. Let's see who we get

00:31:13.849 --> 00:31:19.849
first. The Raiders. The Raiders. Give me Brock

00:31:19.849 --> 00:31:24.390
Bowers. Oh. I have those next to me. Shit. You

00:31:24.390 --> 00:31:26.410
think I was going to forget about Brocky Boy?

00:31:26.609 --> 00:31:29.769
I thought you were going to surprise me. That's

00:31:29.769 --> 00:31:31.490
who I would have guessed. I thought about it.

00:31:31.789 --> 00:31:33.789
That's who I would have guessed. Brock Bowers

00:31:33.789 --> 00:31:35.549
was the top tight end this year. No, no. You

00:31:35.549 --> 00:31:38.490
should have went Aiden O 'Connell, baby. Hell

00:31:38.490 --> 00:31:42.109
no. All right. Let's see. What team am I going

00:31:42.109 --> 00:31:48.890
to get? The Vikings. Minnesota Vikings. Give

00:31:48.890 --> 00:31:55.410
me Jay Jettis. Justin Jefferson. Certified fresh

00:31:55.410 --> 00:32:00.569
out of LSU, baby. Purple and gold for life. It's

00:32:00.569 --> 00:32:03.779
his sixth year in the league. Oh. Who you got?

00:32:04.359 --> 00:32:07.119
The New Orleans Saints. The New Orleans Saints.

00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:09.420
Who you picking, bro? We really don't got a lot.

00:32:09.500 --> 00:32:13.140
Give me AK. Yeah. I would have picked AK, yeah.

00:32:16.960 --> 00:32:23.920
All right. Okay. All right. All right. Who we

00:32:23.920 --> 00:32:27.140
got? Jacksonville. Jacksonville Jaguars? Oof.

00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:34.220
Oh, give me Brian Thomas Jr. The man we met,

00:32:34.319 --> 00:32:38.480
baby. Let's go. My team is LSU, baby. My team

00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:40.880
is all LSU. We actually met Brian Thomas Jr.

00:32:41.000 --> 00:32:42.579
while we were down there. Shout out to Brian

00:32:42.579 --> 00:32:44.480
Thomas Jr., bro. Shout out to him for answering

00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:46.480
my question, too. Shout out, shout out, shout

00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:49.079
out. All right. Yeah, tell him what you asked

00:32:49.079 --> 00:32:55.240
him. So, okay, my pick is the Packers, but I'm

00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:56.819
going to explain the story real quick. So, me

00:32:56.819 --> 00:32:58.579
and Landon woke up early in the morning on Sunday.

00:32:58.990 --> 00:33:01.329
So we were going to go to the Guy Fieri tailgate,

00:33:01.410 --> 00:33:03.369
but then I was like, Landon, let's go meet Brian

00:33:03.369 --> 00:33:05.349
Thomas Jr. Like, wouldn't that be cool to meet

00:33:05.349 --> 00:33:09.490
him? Landon's like, I guess. And so Landon hops

00:33:09.490 --> 00:33:11.009
in the car with me. We go to Dick's Sporting

00:33:11.009 --> 00:33:16.730
Goods. I hop in line really quick because I see

00:33:16.730 --> 00:33:19.210
people lining up real quick. Because it was only

00:33:19.210 --> 00:33:23.430
like, only 75 people can meet him. I think everyone

00:33:23.430 --> 00:33:26.210
in the line got a card, though. Yeah, everyone

00:33:26.210 --> 00:33:28.500
that got the wristband got a card. Yeah. But

00:33:28.500 --> 00:33:32.019
they only had, like, 75, like, on money. If you

00:33:32.019 --> 00:33:35.019
didn't get there early enough, they said, fuck

00:33:35.019 --> 00:33:37.759
you, get out. Yeah. So, me and Lena got there

00:33:37.759 --> 00:33:42.400
early, which, thankfully, we did. We got there,

00:33:42.460 --> 00:33:44.759
like, an hour before. Yeah, we got there early,

00:33:44.859 --> 00:33:46.460
because I was trying to figure out, like, where

00:33:46.460 --> 00:33:48.299
everything was and shit. So, we got there early.

00:33:48.380 --> 00:33:52.079
We got our wristbands. And so, I do have a video

00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:54.920
of, like, the dude asking him a question. Like,

00:33:54.920 --> 00:33:57.339
what do you want to tell all these kids that

00:33:57.339 --> 00:34:00.240
are, like, in here? I do got that video. But

00:34:00.240 --> 00:34:04.119
when me and Landon are standing in line, and

00:34:04.119 --> 00:34:07.420
so when it's my turn, I ask him, hey, bro, because

00:34:07.420 --> 00:34:09.380
we've both seen the James Winston video. Yeah,

00:34:09.440 --> 00:34:12.619
that James Winston. I go, hey, man, have you

00:34:12.619 --> 00:34:15.159
been on Shahid Kahid's yacht yet? He was like,

00:34:15.219 --> 00:34:17.420
oh, no, I haven't. But maybe when I get back

00:34:17.420 --> 00:34:19.559
to Jacksonville, I'll get on it. I was like.

00:34:20.110 --> 00:34:22.690
Hell, yeah, mr. Conn if you're listening to this

00:34:22.690 --> 00:34:25.210
let it left right in time with that. Yeah, let's

00:34:25.210 --> 00:34:27.610
let the man That's literally your offense right

00:34:27.610 --> 00:34:31.809
now on that fucking yacht Let him let you know,

00:34:31.849 --> 00:34:33.829
please let him on that. Yeah, he deserves to

00:34:33.829 --> 00:34:38.050
be elected All right, so I got the Packers and

00:34:38.050 --> 00:34:44.190
uh, Jordan love yeah I Mean that's it's pretty

00:34:44.190 --> 00:34:47.449
easy pick dad. Jordan's pretty good I used to

00:34:47.449 --> 00:34:49.289
be a Jordan Love hater. But now I'm like, you

00:34:49.289 --> 00:34:52.369
know, he's all right. You got Tampa. Tampa Bay

00:34:52.369 --> 00:34:56.889
Bucks. Let's see. I'm tied in. I got quarterback

00:34:56.889 --> 00:35:02.050
and I got defensive player. I guess I mean Baker.

00:35:02.789 --> 00:35:04.909
Yeah, I like Baker. You kind of have to go with

00:35:04.909 --> 00:35:06.929
Baker at that point. Yeah, I kind of like Baker,

00:35:06.969 --> 00:35:10.989
bro. Baker's solid. So I have another wide receiver

00:35:10.989 --> 00:35:13.989
and defensive left. Okay, we both had defensive.

00:35:18.849 --> 00:35:22.130
Yeah. Jets. New York Jets. That's your team,

00:35:22.190 --> 00:35:25.730
bro. That's your team. That is my team. Well,

00:35:25.889 --> 00:35:30.130
I'm trying to figure out what I want to do. Do

00:35:30.130 --> 00:35:33.269
I want to risk it and say Devontae Adams? Well,

00:35:33.289 --> 00:35:35.610
no. The defense sucks. Fuck no. Devontae Adams.

00:35:35.750 --> 00:35:39.449
Give me Devontae Adams. Devontae? Oh, okay. No,

00:35:39.710 --> 00:35:42.809
Devontae Adams is good. But over, uh, really?

00:35:44.029 --> 00:35:47.090
Devontae's washed. No, Devontae Adams, like,

00:35:47.110 --> 00:35:49.550
when he was on the Raiders, he sucked because

00:35:49.550 --> 00:35:51.750
who the fuck was throwing him the ball? As soon

00:35:51.750 --> 00:35:53.730
as he got to New York... Well, what about the

00:35:53.730 --> 00:35:57.030
other Jets? Oh, Garrett Wilson? Yeah, would you

00:35:57.030 --> 00:35:58.690
not go Garrett Wilson? Well, he started declining

00:35:58.690 --> 00:36:01.170
when Devontae got there, so it's kind of like,

00:36:01.170 --> 00:36:03.909
okay. Well, of course, because Rob just wouldn't

00:36:03.909 --> 00:36:06.829
always throw Devontae. But it's... Rob just wouldn't...

00:36:07.150 --> 00:36:09.289
Throw it to Devontae or everyone else. He would

00:36:09.289 --> 00:36:12.469
force balls to Devontae. But it's a would you

00:36:12.469 --> 00:36:16.030
rather Garrett Wilson do good in the beginning

00:36:16.030 --> 00:36:20.449
but then suck at the end? Or Devontae Adams do

00:36:20.449 --> 00:36:21.929
terrible in the beginning but do good in the

00:36:21.929 --> 00:36:25.550
end? But why did Devontae do great? Because Rodgers

00:36:25.550 --> 00:36:27.929
would force the ball to Devontae. Would he not?

00:36:28.030 --> 00:36:30.070
It's Devontae Adams. Would he not? It's Devontae

00:36:30.070 --> 00:36:33.210
Adams. Okay. We're picking Devontae. One of the

00:36:33.210 --> 00:36:36.699
best runners that there is. Anyways, so. Let's

00:36:36.699 --> 00:36:42.820
see. Who's my team? You got the Lions. I got

00:36:42.820 --> 00:36:47.340
the Detroit Lions. Give me Aiden Hutchinson,

00:36:47.519 --> 00:36:49.840
baby. Aiden Hutchinson? Yeah, Aiden Hutchinson.

00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:54.059
And now you have a defense player left. I got

00:36:54.059 --> 00:36:57.139
tight end left. This is kind of hard for me because

00:36:57.139 --> 00:37:00.199
I don't know every single team's tight end. Let's

00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:05.159
see who the fuck I get. Who you got? New York.

00:37:05.260 --> 00:37:09.280
Oh, New York Giants. Big defense player, right?

00:37:11.400 --> 00:37:14.920
Obvious, right? What, Dexter Lawrence? That's

00:37:14.920 --> 00:37:16.360
not who I would pick, no. Who the fuck were you

00:37:16.360 --> 00:37:19.880
thinking of? I'm not going to take now. Well,

00:37:19.880 --> 00:37:22.599
New York doesn't have any good defensive players.

00:37:23.239 --> 00:37:30.019
They didn't. No. Well, They don't have any, like,

00:37:30.019 --> 00:37:32.780
good linebackers or cornerbacks. Well, you don't

00:37:32.780 --> 00:37:34.280
have to be a linebacker or cornerback. You have

00:37:34.280 --> 00:37:37.619
someone on defense. Just someone on defense so

00:37:37.619 --> 00:37:39.559
I could just pick the defensive head coach? No.

00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:42.219
Like... Yeah, who's the defensive head coach

00:37:42.219 --> 00:37:44.179
of the Giants? Can you name... Defensive coordinator,

00:37:44.340 --> 00:37:46.780
my bad. Off the top of your head, can you name

00:37:46.780 --> 00:37:50.760
the defensive coordinator? I cannot. Dexter...

00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:54.559
I think he's still on the team. Dexter Lawrence?

00:37:54.800 --> 00:37:59.559
Wait, no. Ryan Burns. Ryan Burns? Okay. Because,

00:37:59.659 --> 00:38:01.980
yeah, he got traded from Carolina. To the Giants?

00:38:02.099 --> 00:38:04.780
Mm -hmm. Okay. I would have watched Kayvon Thibodeau.

00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:08.539
Thank you. No, bro, you already picked, bro.

00:38:08.619 --> 00:38:11.460
You already picked. You can't. Kayvon. You can't.

00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:16.219
I was going to help you out because I was either

00:38:16.219 --> 00:38:18.840
going to tell you for the Lions, either Sam Laporta

00:38:18.840 --> 00:38:21.159
or Aiden Hutchinson, but you were so quick to

00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:24.360
pick Aiden Hutchinson. I was like. No, bro, you

00:38:24.360 --> 00:38:30.489
can't do that now. Thibodeau. Bro, you are. Well,

00:38:30.550 --> 00:38:33.289
cuz you gotta think it's the fucking Giants.

00:38:33.369 --> 00:38:35.329
I'm gonna help you out with fucking if you get

00:38:35.329 --> 00:38:37.130
a shitty team Okay, you're gonna help me out

00:38:37.130 --> 00:38:39.289
next time then. Yeah, I mean, I mean I only got

00:38:39.289 --> 00:38:44.710
one player the tight end You got Jackson will

00:38:44.710 --> 00:38:56.530
go I got Jackson over Terrible Don't worry, don't

00:38:56.530 --> 00:39:02.239
worry Oh, you got Evan Ingram. Yeah, Evan Ingram.

00:39:02.260 --> 00:39:04.679
That's who it is. He's not bad. He's not bad.

00:39:04.760 --> 00:39:06.940
He's not bad. I can't name every team's head

00:39:06.940 --> 00:39:10.199
off the top of my head. But I knew Evan Ingram

00:39:10.199 --> 00:39:12.000
played the Jaguars. See, I helped you out on

00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:14.500
that one. That's fair game. I did know Evan Ingram.

00:39:14.699 --> 00:39:18.079
Yeah, so we helped each other out. Okay, that's

00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:20.039
different. You did not know Evan Ingram. I could

00:39:20.039 --> 00:39:22.219
have let you struggle with Evan Ingram. I would

00:39:22.219 --> 00:39:25.639
have eventually got it. No, no. Maybe 30 seconds

00:39:25.639 --> 00:39:28.960
later. No, no. As soon as you heard Jacksonville,

00:39:29.079 --> 00:39:32.380
your mind went blank. Don't lie. With some teams,

00:39:32.480 --> 00:39:34.980
I legit would not know who the tight end is.

00:39:35.199 --> 00:39:38.420
Like, I don't know who the Seahawks tight end

00:39:38.420 --> 00:39:42.460
is. I don't know. No offense. Like, yeah. I wouldn't

00:39:42.460 --> 00:39:44.900
know that. And I wouldn't know, like, the Bears

00:39:44.900 --> 00:39:50.380
tight end. That's like Robert Twins, I think.

00:39:51.230 --> 00:39:53.769
Yeah, I don't know. I would have got the Jaguars.

00:39:53.969 --> 00:39:56.269
I really would. So let's go over our teams. So

00:39:56.269 --> 00:39:59.750
I have Jordan Love as my starting quarterback.

00:39:59.989 --> 00:40:01.929
Alvin Kamara as my running back. DJ Moore as

00:40:01.929 --> 00:40:04.670
my wide receiver. Devontae Adams as my wide receiver,

00:40:04.769 --> 00:40:09.190
too. Titan Brock Bowers and defense Kayvon Thibodeau

00:40:09.190 --> 00:40:12.469
as my defense. That's a good team. It's not bad.

00:40:12.929 --> 00:40:17.289
If you won't count Kayvon, then I'm getting Dexter.

00:40:17.610 --> 00:40:19.750
Either Brian Burns or Dexter Lawrence. Either

00:40:19.750 --> 00:40:25.730
one. Then your team, you got Baker, Justin Jefferson,

00:40:25.989 --> 00:40:28.050
Brian Thomas, Evan Ingram, Aiden Hutchinson.

00:40:28.630 --> 00:40:31.010
Let's go position by position. Who has the better

00:40:31.010 --> 00:40:34.289
quarterback, receiver, and rec? I got better

00:40:34.289 --> 00:40:37.510
quarterback. Really? Jordan? I would say they're

00:40:37.510 --> 00:40:42.230
on the same level. I feel like... I would say

00:40:42.230 --> 00:40:45.090
Jordan Love Baker is on the same level. They

00:40:45.090 --> 00:40:47.769
both kind of disappoint sometimes, and they both

00:40:47.769 --> 00:40:50.929
play great sometimes. I say Jordan Love. I say

00:40:50.929 --> 00:40:53.869
Jordan Love better than Baker. I feel like Baker's,

00:40:53.869 --> 00:40:56.590
like, Jordan Love's right here, but Baker's,

00:40:56.610 --> 00:40:59.010
like, right there. Like, not very problematic.

00:40:59.010 --> 00:41:01.809
Yeah. Okay, I'll agree with you on that. They

00:41:01.809 --> 00:41:04.329
wouldn't be a strong Jordan Love. They would

00:41:04.329 --> 00:41:06.730
be, like, slightly. Yeah. So it's not like you

00:41:06.730 --> 00:41:09.929
have a, like, super better than mine quarterback.

00:41:10.150 --> 00:41:13.380
Yeah. So then. So it's kind of the same. Running

00:41:13.380 --> 00:41:15.900
back Alvin Kamara versus Joe Mixon. Are we going

00:41:15.900 --> 00:41:18.219
off of this season or like? No, current. Yeah,

00:41:18.280 --> 00:41:20.420
current. I'd say Joe Mixon. Yeah, Joe Mixon.

00:41:20.539 --> 00:41:24.519
Yeah. I love Alvin Kamara, obviously, by a Saints

00:41:24.519 --> 00:41:27.699
fan, but I'm going Joe Mixon over Kamara. I don't

00:41:27.699 --> 00:41:30.820
know. Then DJ Moore versus Justin Jefferson.

00:41:30.960 --> 00:41:33.239
Justin Jefferson, obviously. Oh, yeah. Because

00:41:33.239 --> 00:41:36.360
fucking DJ Moore's offensive coordinator sucked

00:41:36.360 --> 00:41:40.780
it. Yeah. So then. Jay does. Shoot. We got Brian

00:41:40.780 --> 00:41:43.269
Thomas Jr. versus Devontae Adams. Brian Thomas.

00:41:43.610 --> 00:41:46.650
Yeah, Brian Thomas. Then, Evan Ingram versus

00:41:46.650 --> 00:41:48.989
Brock Bowers. Brock out Bowers. Fucking kills.

00:41:49.349 --> 00:41:52.929
Brock Bowers. Yeah. And then, Aiden Hutchinson

00:41:52.929 --> 00:41:55.630
versus... To be fair, the title wasn't my last

00:41:55.630 --> 00:41:59.530
pick. So, I mean... Then you have Kayvon Thibodeau

00:41:59.530 --> 00:42:01.889
versus Aiden Hutchinson. Aiden Hutchinson all

00:42:01.889 --> 00:42:05.150
day. No! What are you... Really? He played like

00:42:05.150 --> 00:42:08.110
four games, bro. He's the most dominant defense...

00:42:08.489 --> 00:42:10.969
You got a defense alignment. He broke his foot,

00:42:11.010 --> 00:42:12.809
bro. We're counting this season, remember? Okay,

00:42:12.889 --> 00:42:14.969
counting this season. The four games he played,

00:42:15.030 --> 00:42:17.750
he dominated. Don't care. Broke his foot. Oh,

00:42:17.750 --> 00:42:19.590
are you kidding me? Don't care. Broke his foot.

00:42:19.809 --> 00:42:26.230
Either way, that leaves us tied. Okay, I have

00:42:26.230 --> 00:42:28.730
two better receivers and a better running back.

00:42:29.030 --> 00:42:31.949
Yeah, that's three versus my better quarterback,

00:42:32.190 --> 00:42:34.150
my better tight end, and my better defense, bro.

00:42:34.369 --> 00:42:37.030
You do not have a better defensive player. Bro.

00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:42.239
Your player did not play. Let's look this up.

00:42:42.960 --> 00:42:47.739
In a vacuum, who is better right now? Aiden Hutchinson

00:42:47.739 --> 00:42:52.380
or Kayvon Thibodeau? Who would you take? If you're

00:42:52.380 --> 00:42:55.679
drafting players, would you rather take Kayvon

00:42:55.679 --> 00:42:59.139
Thibodeau on the board or Aiden Hutchinson? He

00:42:59.139 --> 00:43:02.280
got hurt week six. It's like less than that.

00:43:02.440 --> 00:43:05.539
Okay. Again, if you're drafting players. Yeah,

00:43:05.539 --> 00:43:09.380
if we were drafting players, but at the same

00:43:09.380 --> 00:43:12.579
time... Exactly, bro. But at the same time...

00:43:12.579 --> 00:43:15.400
It doesn't admit defeat. But you talked about

00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:17.420
this season, though. It doesn't admit defeat,

00:43:17.739 --> 00:43:20.940
bro. But if we looked up the stats this season,

00:43:21.099 --> 00:43:23.980
whose stats are going to be better? Why? I don't

00:43:23.980 --> 00:43:26.219
think Caden Hutchinson might have better stats.

00:43:26.579 --> 00:43:29.300
We're, like, not that far behind. It's not going

00:43:29.300 --> 00:43:31.039
to be that far behind. It's Caden. Exactly. It's

00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:34.480
Caden. Not that far behind, exactly. But Kayvon

00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:35.980
Tippett is still going to have better stats.

00:43:36.099 --> 00:43:38.760
He played more games. So therefore... You've

00:43:38.760 --> 00:43:41.960
got to be kidding me. Therefore... Oh my gosh,

00:43:42.159 --> 00:43:43.820
I hate you. Well, either way, we're still fucking

00:43:43.820 --> 00:43:47.679
tied, motherfucker. No, not either way. If my

00:43:47.679 --> 00:43:50.260
defense is better, then I win. No, you do not

00:43:50.260 --> 00:43:53.119
have a better defense. Aiden Hutchinson did not

00:43:53.119 --> 00:43:59.119
play... Take the L. Here, take this L, bud. Take

00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:03.079
this L. No, because if he played... At least

00:44:03.079 --> 00:44:06.079
like 12 games. Kayvon Thibodeau probably played

00:44:06.079 --> 00:44:15.559
how many games? I don't know. I don't know. Bro,

00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:19.380
you cannot tell me Kayvon Thibodeau is a better

00:44:19.380 --> 00:44:21.659
defense player than Aiden Hutchinson. You're

00:44:21.659 --> 00:44:26.519
not going to make me believe that. Ever. You

00:44:26.519 --> 00:44:29.000
don't want to admit defeat. Look at this. What?

00:44:29.139 --> 00:44:32.969
Kayvon Thibodeau. Has started all 31 regular

00:44:32.969 --> 00:44:36.690
season games and two postseason games. When the

00:44:36.690 --> 00:44:39.070
fuck did the Giants beat the Vikings? Last year.

00:44:39.190 --> 00:44:41.769
Or the year before. They played the Vikings.

00:44:42.150 --> 00:44:45.070
And they beat the Vikings. Oh, yeah. That was

00:44:45.070 --> 00:44:47.849
fucking... When they had Daniel Jones versus

00:44:47.849 --> 00:44:51.530
Rick Cousins. Yeah, I remember that now. But,

00:44:51.570 --> 00:44:55.230
yeah, either way, he has played all of his games.

00:44:55.289 --> 00:45:00.219
So, therefore... Better stats. My God. Okay,

00:45:00.219 --> 00:45:03.780
what do you want to do? A tiebreaker then? What

00:45:03.780 --> 00:45:07.900
would the tiebreaker be? Head coach. Okay, I'm

00:45:07.900 --> 00:45:13.119
down for that. This might be my words of regret.

00:45:13.800 --> 00:45:18.980
You might get the Chiefs and I might get the

00:45:18.980 --> 00:45:25.599
Panthers. If you don't know, then like... I mean,

00:45:25.619 --> 00:45:27.639
if it's like the Panthers and you don't know

00:45:27.639 --> 00:45:29.219
their fucking head coach. I know every team's

00:45:29.219 --> 00:45:31.260
head coach. Yeah, but you would already be losing

00:45:31.260 --> 00:45:34.920
right there. So, I mean. Yeah. I mean, well,

00:45:34.940 --> 00:45:37.739
the deal is tiebreaker. But if it's stupid, then

00:45:37.739 --> 00:45:39.820
we're not going to count it. Oh, we're not going

00:45:39.820 --> 00:45:41.199
to count it? Well, we're not going to count it

00:45:41.199 --> 00:45:43.739
either way. This is just for fun. Oh, now it's

00:45:43.739 --> 00:45:46.360
just for fun. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Okay.

00:45:46.820 --> 00:45:52.780
You said you're going first? Yeah. Bruh. Bruh.

00:45:53.079 --> 00:45:56.539
You got fucking Dan Campbell. Fuck. Yeah. This

00:45:56.539 --> 00:45:59.159
is not for fun. This is for real. Please give

00:45:59.159 --> 00:46:01.619
me the cheese. Or give me the Eagles. Jaguars.

00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:06.519
What is it? I got the Titans. Yeah, baby. That's

00:46:06.519 --> 00:46:10.000
it. Game over. Don't worry. We're going to run

00:46:10.000 --> 00:46:11.860
it back with the NBA. Don't worry. We're going

00:46:11.860 --> 00:46:13.019
to run it back with the NBA. Running back with

00:46:13.019 --> 00:46:15.440
the NBA? Not this episode. Yeah. We're going

00:46:15.440 --> 00:46:17.760
to do this. We're going to make this a recurring...

00:46:17.760 --> 00:46:23.250
Oh, excuse me. Who? We're going to make this

00:46:23.250 --> 00:46:25.550
a recurring thing every episode. Do this fantasy.

00:46:25.909 --> 00:46:28.309
You want to? Yeah, I'm down for that. This is

00:46:28.309 --> 00:46:31.949
a fun little game, wasn't it? Mm -hmm. Yeah.

00:46:32.030 --> 00:46:38.190
All right, so now what's next on the agenda?

00:46:38.489 --> 00:46:41.690
We're going to go team by team and give a short

00:46:41.690 --> 00:46:45.210
little review of how their season went, right?

00:46:45.909 --> 00:46:50.530
Okay. So we're going to start off with literally

00:46:50.530 --> 00:46:55.300
just looking at the wheel. Titans. Tennessee

00:46:55.300 --> 00:47:01.159
Titans. They got better in the offseason, but

00:47:01.159 --> 00:47:04.360
Will Levis lost to them a bunch of games, which

00:47:04.360 --> 00:47:07.280
they should have won. They should have been probably

00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:10.860
a 7 or 8 -1 team, if not for Will Levis. If they

00:47:10.860 --> 00:47:12.500
had a better quarterback, they would have been

00:47:12.500 --> 00:47:15.420
7 or 8 -1s. Because they had Calvin Ridley and

00:47:15.420 --> 00:47:19.199
they had DeAndre Hopkins. Not DeAndre Hopkins.

00:47:19.599 --> 00:47:23.300
They didn't even have... Yeah, they do. Who do

00:47:23.300 --> 00:47:26.460
they have? They have Calvin Ridley and Julio

00:47:26.460 --> 00:47:30.599
Jones, right? No, who do they have? Julio Bingle.

00:47:30.780 --> 00:47:33.099
It's just Calvin Ridley, bro. They have another

00:47:33.099 --> 00:47:37.980
big -name receiver. I'm pretty sure. Oh, they

00:47:37.980 --> 00:47:40.280
had DeAndre before he got traded to the Chiefs.

00:47:40.940 --> 00:47:43.960
Yeah, yeah, that's a video. Yeah, they had DeAndre

00:47:43.960 --> 00:47:47.820
and Calvin Ridley. Practically hit it on the

00:47:47.820 --> 00:47:53.320
head. I do believe Will Lovis is garbage. Well,

00:47:53.360 --> 00:47:56.079
okay. I still believe in Will Lovis before the

00:47:56.079 --> 00:47:58.199
season, but now I've officially been done with

00:47:58.199 --> 00:48:00.380
Will Lovis. Yeah. Because they would have won,

00:48:00.480 --> 00:48:02.739
like I said, seven or eight games if not for

00:48:02.739 --> 00:48:04.400
Will Lovis. Now, the funny pictures, though,

00:48:04.420 --> 00:48:06.420
that just kind of showed. I mean, that's an NFL

00:48:06.420 --> 00:48:09.719
lore right there. Just... NFL lore. Okay, next

00:48:09.719 --> 00:48:11.059
game. If you would have just chased them down,

00:48:11.139 --> 00:48:13.239
then that would have been cool. All right. Chiefs.

00:48:14.400 --> 00:48:17.320
Super Bowl runners -up. Did it again. Should

00:48:17.320 --> 00:48:19.900
they have been there? No. They're... They should

00:48:19.900 --> 00:48:23.059
have won probably 12 games. Or 11 games this

00:48:23.059 --> 00:48:24.420
season. Yeah, they should have won 11. But they're

00:48:24.420 --> 00:48:26.360
going to be in cap hell, so I'm not really worried

00:48:26.360 --> 00:48:30.579
about them. All right. Chargers. Chargers. Disappointed

00:48:30.579 --> 00:48:33.360
in the playoffs. John Herbert's good as usual,

00:48:33.460 --> 00:48:37.719
but he's overrated. They got Jim Hubbard. So

00:48:37.719 --> 00:48:40.599
they're going to get a defensive and running

00:48:40.599 --> 00:48:43.380
back -led team. But it's the first season for

00:48:43.380 --> 00:48:45.659
Jim Hubbard. I'm actually excited. You know,

00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:49.219
Jim. Got the charges off to the playoffs and

00:48:49.219 --> 00:48:51.260
a good footing. Next year, they're going to be

00:48:51.260 --> 00:48:52.500
even better. They're going to win the division

00:48:52.500 --> 00:48:54.619
next year. Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just not a

00:48:54.619 --> 00:48:55.880
disappointment. I'm not going to say disappointment,

00:48:56.079 --> 00:48:59.820
but they did better than what they were expected.

00:49:00.260 --> 00:49:02.860
I'm going to say this. No, I'm not going to say

00:49:02.860 --> 00:49:05.079
that. They have Jim Harbaugh and Justin Herbert.

00:49:05.420 --> 00:49:07.500
Two of the best quarterback and head coaches

00:49:07.500 --> 00:49:10.059
in the league. Like, they were expected to make

00:49:10.059 --> 00:49:12.139
the playoffs. Yeah, I mean, but. And they did.

00:49:12.300 --> 00:49:14.039
But they also had some people, like, you know,

00:49:14.059 --> 00:49:16.099
like making the, not really making the playoffs,

00:49:16.179 --> 00:49:18.739
but like. Still had a positive win record, but

00:49:18.739 --> 00:49:21.579
still missed the playoffs. No. Well, I didn't

00:49:21.579 --> 00:49:24.860
think that. I knew they were going to make the

00:49:24.860 --> 00:49:26.960
playoffs. They disappointed in the playoffs.

00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:31.760
They had a meltdown versus Houston. But that's

00:49:31.760 --> 00:49:34.059
Houston now. Houston got a good season. Houston

00:49:34.059 --> 00:49:39.840
didn't have a great season. Bro. That O -line

00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:43.260
of Houston is not good. It's not good, but at

00:49:43.260 --> 00:49:44.480
the same time, though, look at their defense.

00:49:44.679 --> 00:49:47.639
Cedar Shroud disappointed this season. Their

00:49:47.639 --> 00:49:50.340
receivers got hurt. Nico Collins was out. I mean,

00:49:50.420 --> 00:49:54.440
Houston didn't have – they didn't live up to

00:49:54.440 --> 00:49:56.579
expectations of what some people thought they

00:49:56.579 --> 00:49:59.019
would live up to. I'll say that. I feel like

00:49:59.019 --> 00:50:01.679
Houston could have been better. You're giving

00:50:01.679 --> 00:50:03.760
a review of the Texans now? Yeah, definitely.

00:50:04.019 --> 00:50:06.559
I'm not literally going within the list. Texans,

00:50:06.619 --> 00:50:08.360
I felt like, like you said, the offensive line

00:50:08.360 --> 00:50:09.739
could have been better, but their defense was

00:50:09.739 --> 00:50:13.329
fucking monstrous, I feel like. once everybody

00:50:13.329 --> 00:50:17.949
comes back they had 22 and a half sacks like

00:50:17.949 --> 00:50:20.250
average like in like half the season I think

00:50:20.250 --> 00:50:21.869
some bullshit like that it was it was pretty

00:50:21.869 --> 00:50:26.570
crazy but I do believe once they get all their

00:50:26.570 --> 00:50:29.210
pieces healed up and everything especially take

00:50:29.210 --> 00:50:31.750
Dell which he won't be back to like not this

00:50:31.750 --> 00:50:34.429
season but next season they'll they'll be good

00:50:34.429 --> 00:50:37.510
they'll be better next season yeah But hopefully

00:50:37.510 --> 00:50:39.789
they know the draft and offensive line and then

00:50:39.789 --> 00:50:42.190
let CJ go. Yeah, draft every offensive line they

00:50:42.190 --> 00:50:43.989
can. Exactly. Because that was their weakness.

00:50:44.989 --> 00:50:49.010
All right, Broncos. Broncos. Wait, also the Chiefs

00:50:49.010 --> 00:50:50.929
need to draft every offensive line they can.

00:50:51.090 --> 00:50:53.530
Because the Chiefs need offensive line bad. Nah,

00:50:53.570 --> 00:50:56.070
see, Chiefs got what they deserve coming to them.

00:50:56.230 --> 00:50:58.630
See, they don't deserve no offensive line. Okay,

00:50:58.710 --> 00:51:03.789
Broncos. Broncos? Surprise me. I thought Bo Nix

00:51:03.789 --> 00:51:07.010
was going to be anything. I thought Bo Nix was

00:51:07.010 --> 00:51:09.530
going to be above. But Sean Payton had his guy

00:51:09.530 --> 00:51:12.409
with Bo Nix, and their offense looks pretty good.

00:51:12.730 --> 00:51:14.469
They're just going to get more offense players

00:51:14.469 --> 00:51:16.409
next year, so they're just going to get better

00:51:16.409 --> 00:51:20.309
and better next year. So, next team, Raiders.

00:51:22.130 --> 00:51:26.989
Raiders suck. I'm going to say this. I knew Brock

00:51:26.989 --> 00:51:29.150
Bowers was going to be fucking great, and knew

00:51:29.150 --> 00:51:30.630
fucking the Raiders were going to fucking suck.

00:51:31.019 --> 00:51:32.360
I didn't know Brock Brown was going to be great.

00:51:32.440 --> 00:51:33.820
Because I don't pay attention to college football

00:51:33.820 --> 00:51:36.679
like that. But, yeah, I did know the Rays were

00:51:36.679 --> 00:51:38.860
going to suck. They have Gordon Minchu, Aiden

00:51:38.860 --> 00:51:40.800
O 'Connell. I think Gordon Minchu's permits are

00:51:40.800 --> 00:51:43.340
done in this league. Aiden O 'Connell doesn't

00:51:43.340 --> 00:51:45.400
have anywhere to be in this league. He needs

00:51:45.400 --> 00:51:49.239
to get off that team. He's not good. He can be

00:51:49.239 --> 00:51:51.300
a backup for somewhere. I knew Brock Bowers was

00:51:51.300 --> 00:51:52.719
going to be good because whenever I was doing

00:51:52.719 --> 00:51:56.280
research for my fantasy team, I was watching

00:51:56.280 --> 00:51:57.940
and they were like, you need to draft Brock Bowers.

00:51:58.619 --> 00:52:01.130
And so... I'm like, okay, convince me to draft

00:52:01.130 --> 00:52:02.909
this rookie over like Travis Kelsey. But then

00:52:02.909 --> 00:52:06.449
he did. And so he was like, you got to think,

00:52:06.489 --> 00:52:09.389
they're having Brock Bowers line up in the backfield,

00:52:09.489 --> 00:52:11.550
almost like as a running back kind of. And I'm

00:52:11.550 --> 00:52:17.949
like, oh, okay. So that's kind of crazy to think

00:52:17.949 --> 00:52:19.949
of, almost like an Aaron Hernandez type thing.

00:52:20.289 --> 00:52:25.429
But I do believe Brock Bowers is the shining

00:52:25.429 --> 00:52:27.949
point. Almost like Brian Thomas is over there.

00:52:28.070 --> 00:52:30.849
On that team. And Max Crosby. Max Crosby and

00:52:30.849 --> 00:52:33.190
Max Crosby. Max Crosby's going to leave though.

00:52:33.570 --> 00:52:37.050
All right. Well, we'll see. He won't leave if

00:52:37.050 --> 00:52:41.550
they get a good draft. Next team. Rams. Well,

00:52:41.550 --> 00:52:45.309
I'll send this Rams. I think they met or exceeded.

00:52:45.409 --> 00:52:49.929
Met or exceeded expectations. I feel like they

00:52:49.929 --> 00:52:52.110
met expectations. Because again, I think at first

00:52:52.110 --> 00:52:54.829
they were like 0 -4. yeah for me actually they

00:52:54.829 --> 00:52:56.929
exceeded expectations yeah i didn't expect them

00:52:56.929 --> 00:52:59.889
to be in the division of the playoffs so i felt

00:52:59.889 --> 00:53:03.429
like uh all the pieces were there i think like

00:53:03.429 --> 00:53:07.090
just the defense i i i helped my i actually have

00:53:07.090 --> 00:53:08.690
my boy win some money whenever they were playing

00:53:08.690 --> 00:53:10.250
the vikings yeah they just need to improve the

00:53:10.250 --> 00:53:15.030
defense when when the vikings were playing the

00:53:15.030 --> 00:53:18.809
rams in the playoffs i told everybody or i told

00:53:18.809 --> 00:53:21.030
the rams i told everybody in my work i'm like

00:53:21.030 --> 00:53:24.079
hey bro Cooper Cup playing. Puka Nakua playing.

00:53:24.300 --> 00:53:26.760
Patrick Williams playing. Take the Rams. Take

00:53:26.760 --> 00:53:31.059
the Rams. My boy won $120 -something on that.

00:53:31.539 --> 00:53:35.019
He put like $60 down. I'm like, hey, you're a

00:53:35.019 --> 00:53:37.679
smart man. Pick with me next time. Wait, do we

00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:39.380
think Matthew Stafford's going to leave the Rams?

00:53:41.519 --> 00:53:43.980
Maybe. I don't know. I'd have to think about

00:53:43.980 --> 00:53:46.760
that one. I don't think he will. All right. I

00:53:46.760 --> 00:53:49.780
don't know. Cooper Cup might leave too. Well,

00:53:49.820 --> 00:53:51.360
they talk about trading Cooper Cup, so. Yeah.

00:53:51.719 --> 00:53:56.679
All right. New Orleans Saints. I can have like

00:53:56.679 --> 00:53:59.880
a 30 -minute rant on this one, which obviously

00:53:59.880 --> 00:54:02.000
we don't have time for right now. Maybe next

00:54:02.000 --> 00:54:05.440
episode I'll give this rant. But right now, I'll

00:54:05.440 --> 00:54:10.739
just say for two games, we were Super Bowl bound.

00:54:10.920 --> 00:54:15.199
And then everything fell off. And that's how

00:54:15.199 --> 00:54:17.900
very disappointing. Just say disappointing. I'll

00:54:17.900 --> 00:54:22.260
give my rant next episode. I haven't read it.

00:54:22.360 --> 00:54:25.019
All right, New England Patriots. I didn't expect

00:54:25.019 --> 00:54:27.480
them to be good. Gerard Mayo got fired. He was

00:54:27.480 --> 00:54:29.139
a terrible head coach. He should have never been

00:54:29.139 --> 00:54:31.380
the head coach. Drake May looks pretty good,

00:54:31.440 --> 00:54:34.119
actually. He probably should have started from

00:54:34.119 --> 00:54:36.000
week one. They didn't want to shelf dock him.

00:54:36.039 --> 00:54:38.000
I mean, I understand. No, start him week one.

00:54:38.139 --> 00:54:41.360
Like, this is stupid. I understand. I understand.

00:54:41.619 --> 00:54:43.460
That would be better next season, with Drake

00:54:43.460 --> 00:54:45.460
May starting a reading. I understand why they

00:54:45.460 --> 00:54:47.150
didn't start him. They have. They have pieces

00:54:47.150 --> 00:54:49.570
to be a mid -team next season. I'll say that.

00:54:49.730 --> 00:54:51.269
I do feel like they should have played Drake

00:54:51.269 --> 00:54:53.869
May a little bit. Not just sit him out for, like,

00:54:53.869 --> 00:54:55.969
six weeks. No, they should have. I feel like.

00:54:56.010 --> 00:54:57.849
Maybe week three. I'll give them week three.

00:54:57.869 --> 00:54:59.389
I'm not going to say, like, put him in there.

00:54:59.389 --> 00:55:01.480
Like, just start him in there. I feel like just

00:55:01.480 --> 00:55:03.780
work his way in there. He's not getting better.

00:55:03.880 --> 00:55:05.840
He's sitting on the bench. But at the same time.

00:55:05.840 --> 00:55:07.219
Yeah, it's getting better, Brian. But, but, but,

00:55:07.320 --> 00:55:08.880
but, but, hear me out, though. But, but, but,

00:55:08.900 --> 00:55:12.360
but, but, but. Fuck you. Anyways. Language. Fuck

00:55:12.360 --> 00:55:15.300
you. Anyways. Language. Fuck you. Language. Fuck

00:55:15.300 --> 00:55:16.800
you. Let me speak. Okay, fuck you. Language.

00:55:18.360 --> 00:55:21.360
Fuck you. Anyways. Oh, my God. Anyways. So, here's

00:55:21.360 --> 00:55:25.139
what I'm saying. It's cool to play your quarterback.

00:55:25.260 --> 00:55:27.929
I'm not going to start him the whole game. But

00:55:27.929 --> 00:55:29.650
because I don't want to I don't want him to get

00:55:29.650 --> 00:55:31.530
shell -shocked because I mean look at Caleb Williams

00:55:31.530 --> 00:55:33.590
He looked like he was running for his life. He

00:55:33.590 --> 00:55:35.789
was scared for his life. He was kind of better

00:55:35.789 --> 00:55:40.630
as the season went on Yeah, but that was after

00:55:40.630 --> 00:55:43.489
so did Jane Daniels so did Bo Nix, but I was

00:55:43.489 --> 00:55:45.210
after your show thought though for Caleb Williams

00:55:45.210 --> 00:55:47.570
Oh Jane Daniels. I didn't think Jane Daniels

00:55:47.570 --> 00:55:51.650
got better as a season, but he did but I'm gonna

00:55:51.650 --> 00:55:56.989
say this so I felt like It would have been smarter,

00:55:57.130 --> 00:56:01.050
like, let's say you had Jacoby Brissett start,

00:56:01.250 --> 00:56:04.949
and then maybe, like, in minute trash time, just

00:56:04.949 --> 00:56:08.909
put Drake May out there. Give him some playing

00:56:08.909 --> 00:56:10.590
time. Don't just sit him out the whole season.

00:56:10.869 --> 00:56:13.650
We can have a debate on that in a future episode.

00:56:13.829 --> 00:56:17.570
Should teams play their rookie quarterback or

00:56:17.570 --> 00:56:19.869
sit them? You know, we should have that debate.

00:56:20.070 --> 00:56:24.219
All right. Dallas Cowboys. Dallas Cowboys. I

00:56:24.219 --> 00:56:26.280
mean, we had a bunch of injuries on the Cowboys

00:56:26.280 --> 00:56:29.000
that got injured. How about them Cowboys? A bunch

00:56:29.000 --> 00:56:31.239
of players did get injured, so I can understand

00:56:31.239 --> 00:56:35.199
why they're disappointed. Trash. They have a

00:56:35.199 --> 00:56:38.239
very annoying fan base, so a part of me was happy

00:56:38.239 --> 00:56:43.179
to see them fail. Well, trash. You're going to

00:56:43.179 --> 00:56:45.920
love the next team. Philadelphia Eagles. Super

00:56:45.920 --> 00:56:47.780
Bowl champs. Yeah, Super Bowl champs. I mean,

00:56:47.820 --> 00:56:49.780
what can we say? I mean, they're the Super Bowl

00:56:49.780 --> 00:56:51.900
champs. Obviously, the best team in the NFL because

00:56:51.900 --> 00:56:54.170
they won the Super Bowl. They dismantled the

00:56:54.170 --> 00:56:58.949
Chiefs. They dismantled pretty much every team

00:56:58.949 --> 00:57:01.269
they've been in playoffs. They had a dominant

00:57:01.269 --> 00:57:03.809
regular season, led by Saquon Brophy and a great

00:57:03.809 --> 00:57:07.429
defense. Great team. Nick Ciarani isn't it, though.

00:57:07.829 --> 00:57:12.090
I'll say that. Seattle Seahawks. Seattle. Seattle's...

00:57:12.400 --> 00:57:15.300
the most mid -team you can get. Yeah, they could

00:57:15.300 --> 00:57:17.239
be. Because they win against good teams, and

00:57:17.239 --> 00:57:18.940
then they'll lose against good teams, and then

00:57:18.940 --> 00:57:20.699
they'll win against bad teams, and then they'll

00:57:20.699 --> 00:57:23.460
lose against bad teams. Yeah, mid. They're the

00:57:23.460 --> 00:57:26.380
most mid -team. And Geno Smith isn't going to

00:57:26.380 --> 00:57:28.800
get you anywhere, by the way. They need to get

00:57:28.800 --> 00:57:30.880
a new quarterback, because Geno Smith isn't the

00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:32.820
end. I wouldn't say get rid of Geno Smith. I

00:57:32.820 --> 00:57:36.159
say develop around Geno Smith, because I feel

00:57:36.159 --> 00:57:40.440
like Jackson Smith did his thing. You have...

00:57:40.619 --> 00:57:42.619
Solid player. You've had solid players on the

00:57:42.619 --> 00:57:45.300
Seahawks for years now, but Geno Smith just has

00:57:45.300 --> 00:57:47.800
a ceiling, and he's not going to take you in

00:57:47.800 --> 00:57:50.500
the playoffs. If they want to be a serious title

00:57:50.500 --> 00:57:54.159
contender, get a really good quarterback. All

00:57:54.159 --> 00:57:57.880
right. Green Bay Packers. Green Bay. I mean,

00:57:57.960 --> 00:58:00.179
they had a good season. They had a really good

00:58:00.179 --> 00:58:02.139
season, and then they got to the playoffs, and

00:58:02.139 --> 00:58:05.380
all their receivers got hurt. So it's expected

00:58:05.380 --> 00:58:07.820
that they lost to Philly the way they did. Look,

00:58:07.820 --> 00:58:10.989
see, I was a longtime fan. The Packers organization.

00:58:11.429 --> 00:58:15.269
You were. I know what they're going to do. They're

00:58:15.269 --> 00:58:18.250
going to draft a defensive player in next year's

00:58:18.250 --> 00:58:20.369
draft. No, they're not. They're going to draft

00:58:20.369 --> 00:58:23.190
a receiver. Not in the first round? Yeah. No,

00:58:23.210 --> 00:58:25.010
not in the first round. I'll make a bet on it.

00:58:25.230 --> 00:58:30.050
Do you? Landon, the year that Aaron Rodgers literally

00:58:30.050 --> 00:58:32.530
won MVP. Because they didn't like Rodgers. No.

00:58:32.710 --> 00:58:36.110
The Packers did not like Aaron Rodgers. That's

00:58:36.110 --> 00:58:39.030
why they never got him. It should, for 15 years?

00:58:39.289 --> 00:58:43.039
Yeah. The man brought you a Super Bowl and you

00:58:43.039 --> 00:58:45.179
don't like him. The man had beef with the team

00:58:45.179 --> 00:58:50.000
owners. The team management. Dude, this man brought

00:58:50.000 --> 00:58:51.280
you a Super Bowl. I'm not telling you the man

00:58:51.280 --> 00:58:53.320
didn't have beef with the team management. The

00:58:53.320 --> 00:58:55.920
man brought you a Super Bowl. The man literally

00:58:55.920 --> 00:58:59.579
sat out every offseason because he had so much

00:58:59.579 --> 00:59:03.599
beef with them. No, he didn't. All right. Green

00:59:03.599 --> 00:59:06.400
Bay, they did pretty good. New York. We don't

00:59:06.400 --> 00:59:08.239
even need to speak on New York. Trash. What?

00:59:08.300 --> 00:59:10.619
The Giants? I mean, the Jets have trashed, too.

00:59:10.880 --> 00:59:14.280
Yeah, we were disappointing, too. I mean, that's

00:59:14.280 --> 00:59:15.840
just to cover both New York teams. They're just

00:59:15.840 --> 00:59:18.579
trash. Well, the Jets, I feel like... A failure.

00:59:18.679 --> 00:59:21.119
The Jets, failure. That's my word for the Jets.

00:59:21.300 --> 00:59:23.099
Failure. Just like the Saints. But at the same

00:59:23.099 --> 00:59:24.920
time, though, I thought... Okay, no. The thing

00:59:24.920 --> 00:59:29.219
is, the Jets had expectations. They did. Expectational

00:59:29.219 --> 00:59:32.639
failure. But, yeah. But at the same time, though,

00:59:32.659 --> 00:59:35.030
I felt like some of this shit... could have been

00:59:35.030 --> 00:59:37.809
fixed like if it was all due to one thing and

00:59:37.809 --> 00:59:40.829
that one thing it was aaron rogers no it was

00:59:40.829 --> 00:59:43.489
not aaron rogers okay most of the most of the

00:59:43.489 --> 00:59:45.789
time it was fucking greg the leg that motherfucker

00:59:45.789 --> 00:59:48.929
couldn't kick he had he had one good kick that

00:59:48.929 --> 00:59:50.650
i've seen and that was against the saints of

00:59:50.650 --> 00:59:54.429
the no call game you know a damn lie but but

00:59:54.429 --> 00:59:57.769
other than that you're an asshole for bringing

00:59:57.769 --> 01:00:00.530
that game up by the way good good let me let

01:00:00.530 --> 01:00:02.730
me explain my point but I felt like there was

01:00:02.730 --> 01:00:04.670
going to be something, that one major thing that

01:00:04.670 --> 01:00:06.429
happens that makes us lose every single game.

01:00:06.570 --> 01:00:09.349
Like, for example, the one internet interception

01:00:09.349 --> 01:00:12.269
against, what was it, the Bills, where he underthrew

01:00:12.269 --> 01:00:13.809
Mike Williams. Yeah, I think that was that one.

01:00:14.010 --> 01:00:16.329
He played terrible against the Vikings. That's

01:00:16.329 --> 01:00:18.630
right. He did play terrible against the Vikings.

01:00:18.989 --> 01:00:22.969
He played better as a season 1 -1, and part of

01:00:22.969 --> 01:00:26.090
that is probably due to Devontae coming to the

01:00:26.090 --> 01:00:30.019
Jets. So Aaron could force feed Devontae. a lot

01:00:30.019 --> 01:00:32.280
of balls but i will say though partly why he

01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:34.280
got better but i will say he practically had

01:00:34.280 --> 01:00:36.900
the same stats as josh allen except less he had

01:00:36.900 --> 01:00:39.000
josh uh aaron rogers had more intercepts not

01:00:39.000 --> 01:00:41.860
about to save rogers this is equivalent to josh

01:00:41.860 --> 01:00:44.500
allen don't give me that now he practically is

01:00:44.500 --> 01:00:48.500
like the stats like stats wise bro stats wise

01:00:48.500 --> 01:00:52.559
dog josh allen only threw like eight interceptions

01:00:52.559 --> 01:00:55.000
he's the mvp aaron rogers threw 11. and he's

01:00:55.000 --> 01:01:00.159
the mvp he's doing it way less talent You know

01:01:00.159 --> 01:01:02.539
what? Next review. In the next couple episodes,

01:01:02.840 --> 01:01:06.260
we need to give our breakdowns, our complete

01:01:06.260 --> 01:01:10.119
breakdowns of our teams and why they failed this

01:01:10.119 --> 01:01:12.340
season. I'll give mine for the Saints, and you'll

01:01:12.340 --> 01:01:15.679
give yours for the Jets. Okay. Next team, Steelers.

01:01:16.820 --> 01:01:19.159
Steelers. They got Russell Wilson, and they got

01:01:19.159 --> 01:01:21.900
Justin Fields in the offseason. Justin Fields

01:01:21.900 --> 01:01:23.980
started for the first couple games, and then

01:01:23.980 --> 01:01:26.079
they kept winning, but they didn't like how the

01:01:26.079 --> 01:01:28.380
offense looked, so then they switched to Russ.

01:01:28.909 --> 01:01:31.789
And then Russ and the offense looked pretty good.

01:01:32.110 --> 01:01:35.210
They were rolling. And then they lost five in

01:01:35.210 --> 01:01:37.710
a row during this season. And they looked terrible

01:01:37.710 --> 01:01:40.730
at the end of the season. I felt like... It sums

01:01:40.730 --> 01:01:43.289
up their season right there. I felt like it's

01:01:43.289 --> 01:01:45.210
just the usual Mike Tomlin bullshit. He'll get

01:01:45.210 --> 01:01:47.170
you to a winning record in the first round loss

01:01:47.170 --> 01:01:49.309
in the playoffs, not a Super Bowl. A lot of people

01:01:49.309 --> 01:01:51.309
say Mike Tomlin should be fired. I'm not going

01:01:51.309 --> 01:01:52.769
to say he should be fired. I don't think he should.

01:01:52.889 --> 01:01:56.230
I think he's good at schematic things. I think

01:01:56.230 --> 01:01:59.400
he's a good schematic person. I feel like if

01:01:59.400 --> 01:02:01.559
you get a good head coach around, like, not good

01:02:01.559 --> 01:02:03.539
head coach, good team around him, he could win.

01:02:03.699 --> 01:02:05.960
He could win. They need, like, a really good

01:02:05.960 --> 01:02:07.659
offensive coordinator. That's what they need.

01:02:07.880 --> 01:02:10.320
Yeah. That's what they need. That's what they

01:02:10.320 --> 01:02:12.400
need, a draft. Is it offensive coordinator? Is

01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:14.579
it offensive coordinator? Okay, Cleveland Browns.

01:02:15.079 --> 01:02:18.579
Cleveland Browns. Disappointment. Okay, you know

01:02:18.579 --> 01:02:20.619
what? Deshaun, they were never going to win anything

01:02:20.619 --> 01:02:23.139
with Deshaun. I hope he gets cut. Overpaid. Did

01:02:23.139 --> 01:02:25.119
he get cut? Nope. He got injured. He needs to

01:02:25.119 --> 01:02:26.880
get cut. He tore his Achilles. We don't like

01:02:26.880 --> 01:02:29.510
Deshaun on the pod. But we love Jameis on this

01:02:29.510 --> 01:02:31.969
pod, don't we? We do love Jameis. So I will always

01:02:31.969 --> 01:02:34.030
root for Jameis Winston. And he made the Browns

01:02:34.030 --> 01:02:36.269
fine. Even if they were losers, they were fun

01:02:36.269 --> 01:02:38.969
to watch. All right, San Francisco, injury prone.

01:02:39.010 --> 01:02:41.329
Yeah, injuries. That's why they lost so many

01:02:41.329 --> 01:02:45.570
injuries. Chicago Bears. Offensive coordinators

01:02:45.570 --> 01:02:48.809
suck. They got better literally at the end. Which,

01:02:48.869 --> 01:02:51.489
I mean, it was too late at that point. Yeah,

01:02:51.530 --> 01:02:53.730
Caleb got better as the season went on. Caleb

01:02:53.730 --> 01:02:58.210
actually is a pretty solid quarterback. Next

01:02:58.210 --> 01:02:59.550
season, I think their offense is going to be

01:02:59.550 --> 01:03:01.690
improved. I'm looking forward to next season

01:03:01.690 --> 01:03:07.769
for the Bears. Vikings. Vikings. That surprised

01:03:07.769 --> 01:03:10.070
me. They surprised me. They did. The Vikings

01:03:10.070 --> 01:03:13.670
really did surprise me. Yeah, I thought they

01:03:13.670 --> 01:03:16.389
were going to be like 7 -1 team. Especially,

01:03:16.489 --> 01:03:19.789
you know, J .J. McCarthy being hurt. I thought

01:03:19.789 --> 01:03:23.539
7 -1 team very much surprised me. And then they

01:03:23.539 --> 01:03:26.179
showed their true colors at the end of the season.

01:03:26.579 --> 01:03:28.719
The last two games of the season, they showed

01:03:28.719 --> 01:03:31.679
their true colors. The Lions merely rocked them,

01:03:31.760 --> 01:03:35.420
then the Rams. All right. Commanders surprised

01:03:35.420 --> 01:03:37.739
me. Jane Daniels is going to be a great quarterback

01:03:37.739 --> 01:03:40.340
in the league. Commanders did surprise me with

01:03:40.340 --> 01:03:43.300
how good they looked this season. I thought Jane

01:03:43.300 --> 01:03:46.159
would win Rookie of the Year. I predicted him

01:03:46.159 --> 01:03:48.320
to win Rookie of the Year, which he did. Yeah.

01:03:48.699 --> 01:03:52.039
I predicted him to be pretty good. But not this

01:03:52.039 --> 01:03:54.219
guy. I did not expect him to lead the corner

01:03:54.219 --> 01:03:57.599
to start 12 wins. I do believe Jaden Daniels

01:03:57.599 --> 01:03:58.960
is going to be like the NFC version of Lamar.

01:03:59.360 --> 01:04:02.260
Dan Quinn wouldn't prove to be as good of a head

01:04:02.260 --> 01:04:05.639
coach as he's turning out to be. Alright, Miami

01:04:05.639 --> 01:04:09.199
Dolphins. Miami Dolphins. I'm going to say injury

01:04:09.199 --> 01:04:13.719
prone. Okay, I'll say this. If Tua would have

01:04:13.719 --> 01:04:15.519
played the whole season, they would have made

01:04:15.519 --> 01:04:17.179
the playoffs. And done something in playoffs.

01:04:18.730 --> 01:04:21.429
If they had a good second string quarterback,

01:04:21.789 --> 01:04:24.050
they would have made the playoffs. All right.

01:04:26.469 --> 01:04:31.329
Bills. Josh Allen, MVP season, baby. Choked when

01:04:31.329 --> 01:04:33.389
it mattered most. That's me. Like they always

01:04:33.389 --> 01:04:38.469
do. Like, they need to have the one seed. If

01:04:38.469 --> 01:04:40.730
they get the one seed, they're in the Super Bowl.

01:04:41.469 --> 01:04:44.550
Do you disagree? I'm not going to say I disagree.

01:04:45.110 --> 01:04:48.920
It depends. I would have to, like. see the field

01:04:48.920 --> 01:04:50.460
of teams that they would have to be competing

01:04:50.460 --> 01:04:53.960
against. Okay. They have the two seed this year.

01:04:54.099 --> 01:04:56.820
The Chiefs have the one seed. If they had the

01:04:56.820 --> 01:05:00.139
one seed, posted the game, they would be in Super

01:05:00.139 --> 01:05:03.300
Bowl, right? I probably can't. Yeah. Because

01:05:03.300 --> 01:05:05.159
it would be in Buffalo instead of Kansas City.

01:05:05.559 --> 01:05:09.460
So, if Buffalo would have just won two more games

01:05:09.460 --> 01:05:11.400
in the one seed, they would be in the Eagles

01:05:11.400 --> 01:05:15.239
in the Super Bowl. Alright. Hashtag Philly hitting.

01:05:15.800 --> 01:05:19.780
But... I do feel like next year might be Josh

01:05:19.780 --> 01:05:22.019
Allen's year if they draft right. I'm so hoping

01:05:22.019 --> 01:05:24.059
it's Josh. I want Josh Allen to be the quarterback

01:05:24.059 --> 01:05:26.780
of the Saints. I love Josh Allen. New York Jets.

01:05:27.880 --> 01:05:29.699
You don't even need to break down this one. I

01:05:29.699 --> 01:05:31.679
got this one. It wasn't even really Aaron Rodgers'

01:05:31.800 --> 01:05:35.179
fault. Literally, the defense literally fucking

01:05:35.179 --> 01:05:38.940
sucks. Because, no, because let me tell you why.

01:05:39.679 --> 01:05:44.000
No. It's not. Because let me tell you why. Because,

01:05:44.000 --> 01:05:47.159
dog. You can look up a highlight reel of Sauce

01:05:47.159 --> 01:05:51.900
Gardner trying to tackle, okay? And so when they

01:05:51.900 --> 01:05:54.320
hired this new defensive coordinator midway through

01:05:54.320 --> 01:05:58.059
the season, he presented a presentation on how

01:05:58.059 --> 01:06:01.699
to tackle. Sauce Gardner was getting mad at,

01:06:01.780 --> 01:06:04.369
oh, we don't need to learn that shit. We don't

01:06:04.369 --> 01:06:05.730
need to. We already know how to tackle. This

01:06:05.730 --> 01:06:07.789
is going to take 30 minutes. It's like a two

01:06:07.789 --> 01:06:10.090
-minute max breakdown per team. I know, but that's...

01:06:10.090 --> 01:06:12.110
So let's... But it's more... You already kind

01:06:12.110 --> 01:06:14.070
of covered the Jets when you covered the Giants.

01:06:14.170 --> 01:06:16.150
It's more defense than O -line. That's all I

01:06:16.150 --> 01:06:19.929
got to say. Because Jets' O -line is astronomically

01:06:19.929 --> 01:06:23.329
terrible. Okay. Cardinals. I'll say it's really

01:06:23.329 --> 01:06:26.050
Cardinals. They disappointed me. I was a big

01:06:26.050 --> 01:06:28.610
Kyler guy. For the past couple years, I was a

01:06:28.610 --> 01:06:30.849
big Kyler guy. I was, for the past couple years,

01:06:30.949 --> 01:06:33.420
picking them to win their vision. And they never

01:06:33.420 --> 01:06:35.900
have. Carly's the most mid -quarterback. He'll

01:06:35.900 --> 01:06:37.460
have a great game, and then he'll have a terrible

01:06:37.460 --> 01:06:40.440
game. And now, I officially gave him a Carly.

01:06:40.539 --> 01:06:43.039
I'm not a Carly guy anymore. I feel like they

01:06:43.039 --> 01:06:47.980
did better than... I predicted them to win the

01:06:47.980 --> 01:06:51.699
division. But, I mean... Because I'm higher than

01:06:51.699 --> 01:06:54.699
Carly, and now I'm not. Because he's in against

01:06:54.699 --> 01:06:57.980
an SL. I feel like the Cardinals just need, like,

01:06:57.980 --> 01:07:00.019
one or two more pieces on that offense. Then

01:07:00.019 --> 01:07:03.809
they'd be straight. Alright. Baltimore Ravens.

01:07:04.530 --> 01:07:07.190
Literally could have choked. They are playoff

01:07:07.190 --> 01:07:10.110
chokers. You want to talk about Josh Allen being

01:07:10.110 --> 01:07:13.210
a playoff choker. What about Lamar Jackson being

01:07:13.210 --> 01:07:15.230
a playoff choker? It's not even Lamar at that

01:07:15.230 --> 01:07:18.630
point. No, no, no. It is Lamar. He played a terrible

01:07:18.630 --> 01:07:22.190
first half. The second half he was really good.

01:07:22.349 --> 01:07:26.130
But the first half he was terrible. He was. But

01:07:26.130 --> 01:07:30.210
I'm going to say this though. If fucking Mark

01:07:30.210 --> 01:07:33.519
Andrews didn't drop that ball. That would have

01:07:33.519 --> 01:07:36.039
been overtime right there. Well, no, you don't

01:07:36.039 --> 01:07:38.019
know that. Because Josh might have got down the

01:07:38.019 --> 01:07:39.960
field and made the field goal. Could have. That's

01:07:39.960 --> 01:07:42.199
what I'm saying. But either way, overtime is

01:07:42.199 --> 01:07:44.079
still overtime, though. You still have a chance

01:07:44.079 --> 01:07:46.760
to at least win the coin toss and then go down

01:07:46.760 --> 01:07:49.579
the field. They wouldn't have been in that position

01:07:49.579 --> 01:07:51.820
had Lamar Jackson played better in the first

01:07:51.820 --> 01:07:54.460
half. Yeah. Lamar Jackson is a playoff trick.

01:07:54.619 --> 01:07:57.800
And he always will be. And he always was. Detroit

01:07:57.800 --> 01:08:01.389
Lions injuries. They had injuries, but they did

01:08:01.389 --> 01:08:05.130
pretty good, though. Detroit played amazing in

01:08:05.130 --> 01:08:07.369
the regular season. No matter who got hurt, they

01:08:07.369 --> 01:08:10.710
still looked dominant. And then come playoff

01:08:10.710 --> 01:08:14.550
game against the Commies, they showed, yeah,

01:08:14.670 --> 01:08:18.470
we can't win it all because of how many defensive

01:08:18.470 --> 01:08:22.109
players we have injured. All right. Yeah, they

01:08:22.109 --> 01:08:25.689
did good, but just injury -prone. Which I felt

01:08:25.689 --> 01:08:28.449
sad because I was moving to the line zone. Colts.

01:08:28.880 --> 01:08:31.640
Mid. They didn't really do anything that good.

01:08:31.699 --> 01:08:33.760
Yeah, they didn't really do... I mean, most relevant

01:08:33.760 --> 01:08:36.300
team right now. Like, who cares about the Colts

01:08:36.300 --> 01:08:38.399
right now? Anthony Richards sucks. Anyway. He

01:08:38.399 --> 01:08:40.720
does suck, yeah. They need to move on. Carolina

01:08:40.720 --> 01:08:43.600
Panthers. They started doing good, like, the

01:08:43.600 --> 01:08:46.539
second half. Okay, let's work it out. Bryce Sonser

01:08:46.539 --> 01:08:48.680
off the first two games. Absolutely terrible.

01:08:48.979 --> 01:08:51.140
And then you got Benchmade. And you don't. And

01:08:51.140 --> 01:08:54.060
you don't. Gets in a car accident. Bryce comes

01:08:54.060 --> 01:08:57.020
back in. And he plays good. So, yeah, second

01:08:57.020 --> 01:08:59.520
half season, they did look a lot better. And

01:08:59.520 --> 01:09:02.439
now Bryce Young has a job next season as the

01:09:02.439 --> 01:09:04.300
Carolina Panthers starting quarterback. All right.

01:09:04.300 --> 01:09:07.859
Had Andy Dalton not gotten a car accident, Bryce

01:09:07.859 --> 01:09:10.619
Young might not be in the league or a starting

01:09:10.619 --> 01:09:15.399
quarterback in the league. Atlanta Falcons. FTF.

01:09:16.739 --> 01:09:21.600
FTF. FTF. We're the win? Wait, wait, wait. This

01:09:21.600 --> 01:09:25.050
man said what? Oh, fuck the Falcons. There you

01:09:25.050 --> 01:09:28.369
go. Wow. How long did it take? Like 50 minutes?

01:09:28.590 --> 01:09:31.189
No, it took 15 seconds, asshole. I'm not a Saints

01:09:31.189 --> 01:09:34.810
fan, bro. I don't know your fucking lingo. Anyway,

01:09:35.229 --> 01:09:39.810
so I do believe Kirk Cousins was overpaid. Kirk

01:09:39.810 --> 01:09:42.750
Cousins was overpaid. Kirk Cousins literally

01:09:42.750 --> 01:09:45.590
ruined that offense. Falcons are the dumbest

01:09:45.590 --> 01:09:48.010
team in the league right now. They drafted Michael

01:09:48.010 --> 01:09:50.630
Penix right after giving Kirk Cousins a huge

01:09:50.630 --> 01:09:52.670
bad. I feel like Penix is not going to be bad,

01:09:52.729 --> 01:09:55.729
though. He didn't look bad. He's not going to

01:09:55.729 --> 01:09:59.310
be bad. But where is their logic? If they gave

01:09:59.310 --> 01:10:03.069
Kirk this huge bag just to draft a quarterback

01:10:03.069 --> 01:10:07.609
who's already old, who they think is going to

01:10:07.609 --> 01:10:10.130
be the starting quarterback, where is the logic?

01:10:10.350 --> 01:10:12.770
Reminds me of another team. But anyways. Wait,

01:10:12.770 --> 01:10:16.869
what team? Packers. No, no, because the Falcon

01:10:16.869 --> 01:10:20.020
drafted an old quarterback. Michael Pinks is

01:10:20.020 --> 01:10:24.760
like 24. So is Jane Daniels. Jane Daniels? What

01:10:24.760 --> 01:10:27.460
are you talking about? Jane Daniels is 24. But

01:10:27.460 --> 01:10:30.680
the commanders didn't pay someone like $50 million

01:10:30.680 --> 01:10:33.840
a year. Yeah. All right. Whatever. Yeah. Look,

01:10:33.939 --> 01:10:35.500
I felt like her cousins were in that offense.

01:10:35.720 --> 01:10:38.020
They had all the potential in the world to actually

01:10:38.020 --> 01:10:39.579
make a play. Her cousins actually played really

01:10:39.579 --> 01:10:41.340
well in the beginning of the season. And they

01:10:41.340 --> 01:10:44.359
had a meltdown. Yeah, you did. Look at him. He

01:10:44.359 --> 01:10:47.060
threw four touchdowns against the Bucs. In like

01:10:47.060 --> 01:10:49.699
400 yards. He got lucky with the Bucs game. He

01:10:49.699 --> 01:10:52.260
literally had to walk off TD. That was that one

01:10:52.260 --> 01:10:54.319
lucky shit. He played good the first half. First

01:10:54.319 --> 01:10:57.439
part of the season. But. Then he fell off a cliff.

01:10:57.659 --> 01:11:00.359
Alright. Texans. We kind of already. We already

01:11:00.359 --> 01:11:04.800
discussed the Texans. The Bengals. Joe Burrow

01:11:04.800 --> 01:11:08.699
needs a defense. He got. Yeah. He needs help.

01:11:08.819 --> 01:11:10.720
That's all we got to say. That's. Yeah. Bengals

01:11:10.720 --> 01:11:13.159
should draft every single defensive player. Yeah.

01:11:13.239 --> 01:11:15.039
It's not even. Every single pick should be a

01:11:15.039 --> 01:11:18.489
defensive player. Like. The Bengals need to stop

01:11:18.489 --> 01:11:20.590
being cheap, drop a bag with Jamar T. Higgins,

01:11:20.710 --> 01:11:22.989
go draft some defensive players, and then they

01:11:22.989 --> 01:11:24.729
might actually go back to the bowl. Anyways,

01:11:24.930 --> 01:11:29.630
Jacksonville, the only bright light was Brian

01:11:29.630 --> 01:11:32.130
Thomas Jr. Trevor got hurt. Mac Jones came in.

01:11:32.210 --> 01:11:35.430
Mac Jones doesn't even win you any games. I thought

01:11:35.430 --> 01:11:37.210
Trevor Lynch was a good quarterback. It turns

01:11:37.210 --> 01:11:39.810
out he may not be a great quarterback. Brian

01:11:39.810 --> 01:11:42.050
Thomas Jr. I guess we'll see next season when

01:11:42.050 --> 01:11:44.750
he plays a fully healthy season. Next season,

01:11:44.850 --> 01:11:46.920
he's going to have to produce. Brian Thomas Jr.

01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:49.180
is the only spotlight in that. Anyway. Wait,

01:11:49.380 --> 01:11:51.539
would you agree next season Trevor has to produce?

01:11:51.800 --> 01:11:54.020
Yeah, Trevor has to produce. Yeah. If they don't

01:11:54.020 --> 01:11:56.439
get an O -line for Trevor, which, I mean, that's

01:11:56.439 --> 01:11:58.119
for any quarterback, then... That's for any quarterback.

01:11:58.300 --> 01:12:00.619
No, Trevor has to produce next season. Yeah.

01:12:00.800 --> 01:12:04.939
He has to. All right. Buccaneers. Oh, well, in

01:12:04.939 --> 01:12:07.600
the division. I mean, they were up and down throughout

01:12:07.600 --> 01:12:10.680
the year. They did good. I mean, especially since

01:12:10.680 --> 01:12:14.609
they lost Chris Godwin, which, hey... Fuck you.

01:12:15.090 --> 01:12:16.909
I'm going to say this. Fuck you, Buccaneers.

01:12:17.010 --> 01:12:19.470
I don't care. Fuck you, Buccaneers head coach.

01:12:19.750 --> 01:12:22.949
Why? Todd Bowles. I could have won. His name

01:12:22.949 --> 01:12:25.109
is Todd Bowles. No, no, no. His name is Todd

01:12:25.109 --> 01:12:27.310
Bowles. Okay, well, then that makes it even better.

01:12:27.409 --> 01:12:29.029
Fuck you, Todd Bowles. You want to know why?

01:12:29.170 --> 01:12:32.250
You had 10 seconds left in the fourth quarter,

01:12:32.369 --> 01:12:35.729
okay? I could have won my fantasy football championship,

01:12:35.770 --> 01:12:37.869
but you know what happened? You decided to put

01:12:37.869 --> 01:12:40.170
Chris Godwin out there and try to throw a Hail

01:12:40.170 --> 01:12:43.880
Mary on against the Ravens. But, oh, no. What

01:12:43.880 --> 01:12:46.720
happened? Chris Goblin breaks his fucking leg.

01:12:46.840 --> 01:12:50.579
Language. Fuck off. Anyways, that's all I got

01:12:50.579 --> 01:12:53.000
to say. That was kind of pointless. You had 10

01:12:53.000 --> 01:12:54.359
seconds left. You were not going to hit that.

01:12:54.979 --> 01:12:58.640
Hail Mary. All right. And that is it. That's

01:12:58.640 --> 01:13:01.859
all the teams? Yep, that's all the teams. Well,

01:13:01.859 --> 01:13:04.739
do you want to move on to her? All right, let's

01:13:04.739 --> 01:13:06.760
do... We can talk about the hockey team. Oh,

01:13:06.760 --> 01:13:09.640
yeah. Okay, we'll do that. Do you want to end

01:13:09.640 --> 01:13:11.880
it with doing dumb shit? Doing dumb shit. All

01:13:11.880 --> 01:13:15.600
right, look up the article in your phone. Okay,

01:13:16.119 --> 01:13:20.520
this article, okay. It's about a man who injects

01:13:20.520 --> 01:13:25.539
a butterfly into his veins of his arm. And, you

01:13:25.539 --> 01:13:28.180
know, how smart would you have to be to inject

01:13:28.180 --> 01:13:32.300
a butterfly into your veins? And just imagine,

01:13:32.539 --> 01:13:35.640
what would you think happens if you inject a

01:13:35.640 --> 01:13:38.460
butterfly into your veins? All right, so, so...

01:13:40.590 --> 01:13:42.670
Brazilian teen dies after injecting butterfly

01:13:42.670 --> 01:13:45.210
into veins. Cops suspect a viral challenge. Slow

01:13:45.210 --> 01:13:49.130
it down, buddy. Let's not read super speed. Brazilian

01:13:49.130 --> 01:13:51.770
teen dies after injecting butterfly into veins.

01:13:51.850 --> 01:13:54.789
Cops suspect a viral challenge. Look, I don't

01:13:54.789 --> 01:13:57.350
like seeing people dying. So, prayers up to the

01:13:57.350 --> 01:14:02.210
family. But... But there's gonna be a body here.

01:14:02.890 --> 01:14:07.029
When you're doing dumb stuff like that, like,

01:14:07.069 --> 01:14:09.859
come on now. You gotta think. It's a butterfly.

01:14:10.239 --> 01:14:12.220
You don't know what the butterfly could have.

01:14:12.319 --> 01:14:15.220
A butterfly could have toxins. Like, that does

01:14:15.220 --> 01:14:17.260
not mix well with your blood. Okay. You never

01:14:17.260 --> 01:14:19.939
know. Okay, let's try to play devil's advocate.

01:14:20.300 --> 01:14:22.779
Let's try to think of reasons why you would inject

01:14:22.779 --> 01:14:25.239
a butterfly. Why you would? Yeah, why would you

01:14:25.239 --> 01:14:28.100
inject a butterfly? Well, I mean, according to

01:14:28.100 --> 01:14:33.060
the article, to go viral. To go viral. So, would

01:14:33.060 --> 01:14:36.239
you do it for virality? If it gets this podcast

01:14:36.239 --> 01:14:39.720
up, I'll inject a butterfly. How much money would

01:14:39.720 --> 01:14:42.180
someone have to pay you to inject a butterfly

01:14:42.180 --> 01:14:46.399
into your veins? Look, I'm going to need a nice

01:14:46.399 --> 01:14:48.640
good bit of money. But first, I would want that

01:14:48.640 --> 01:14:52.720
butterfly checked out, dissected, look at it.

01:14:53.439 --> 01:14:56.260
Insectarium, have it be like tested. Get tested

01:14:56.260 --> 01:14:58.619
inside and make sure it's the cleanest butterfly

01:14:58.619 --> 01:15:01.399
in the world before we inject it. But a lot of

01:15:01.399 --> 01:15:04.659
money, a lot of money. Well, okay. If you had

01:15:04.659 --> 01:15:08.439
to put a value on the amount of money. How much

01:15:08.439 --> 01:15:13.699
would you require for... You mean like a million

01:15:13.699 --> 01:15:16.880
or ten million. Oh, wait. Look at what I already

01:15:16.880 --> 01:15:20.439
got. Let's shout out the article. Well... Where

01:15:20.439 --> 01:15:23.520
did you get the article from? So, I got it from

01:15:23.520 --> 01:15:32.140
Hindustan Times. What? Hindustan. Hindustan Times.

01:15:32.199 --> 01:15:35.100
Shout out Hindustan Times for giving... lana

01:15:35.100 --> 01:15:38.180
did find it on reddit first but i mean i just

01:15:38.180 --> 01:15:41.659
yeah we'll find an official like article on it

01:15:41.659 --> 01:15:45.100
right yeah so i mean let's just go back to like

01:15:45.100 --> 01:15:49.659
you know the people let's just try to be smarter

01:15:49.659 --> 01:15:54.659
as a society like please try to use your brains

01:15:54.659 --> 01:15:58.960
and think before your actions yeah like like

01:15:58.960 --> 01:16:01.460
i said i don't want to see no one dead don't

01:16:01.460 --> 01:16:03.439
do anything that's going to kill you over a viral

01:16:03.439 --> 01:16:07.399
challenge Yes, please. Okay. None of these TikTok

01:16:07.399 --> 01:16:10.479
challenges are important. Okay. Stop doing these

01:16:10.479 --> 01:16:14.060
stupid TikTok challenges for virality. I haven't

01:16:14.060 --> 01:16:19.659
even seen that. So what was on his feet? He was

01:16:19.659 --> 01:16:23.199
in Brazil, right? Okay. Maybe in Brazil they

01:16:23.199 --> 01:16:26.319
have butterfly challenges. Like, I don't know.

01:16:26.380 --> 01:16:28.159
It's almost like the Thai pop challenge in the

01:16:28.159 --> 01:16:31.409
United States. Yeah, almost, right? Maybe I got

01:16:31.409 --> 01:16:33.649
to travel to Brazil and see if that pops up.

01:16:33.829 --> 01:16:37.010
Maybe. But, all right. And then, look, we can

01:16:37.010 --> 01:16:40.909
do a quick, will Nola get a hockey team? I mean,

01:16:40.930 --> 01:16:43.109
let's run through that real quick. Okay? Okay,

01:16:43.130 --> 01:16:48.510
yeah. The short answer. He says no. I say yeah.

01:16:49.369 --> 01:16:52.630
But here's why I'm going to say yeah. Nola has

01:16:52.630 --> 01:16:58.680
a rugby team. I mean, but here's why. I feel

01:16:58.680 --> 01:17:00.399
like they will get a hockey team, but it's not

01:17:00.399 --> 01:17:02.619
going to last long. Do you think they're actually

01:17:02.619 --> 01:17:04.720
going to get a professional hockey team? I feel

01:17:04.720 --> 01:17:06.640
like... NHL team. I feel like... There's only

01:17:06.640 --> 01:17:11.239
32. You think there's going to be one more? Because

01:17:11.239 --> 01:17:13.020
I'm going to tell you why. This man right here.

01:17:13.180 --> 01:17:16.659
I'm going to tell you why. The NHL literally

01:17:16.659 --> 01:17:19.460
saw the Super Bowl because if you notice, they

01:17:19.460 --> 01:17:22.079
saw this. They looked at the Super Bowl and they

01:17:22.079 --> 01:17:24.579
were like, oh my gosh, look at all these people

01:17:24.579 --> 01:17:27.479
down here in New Orleans. Maybe if we put a hockey...

01:17:27.479 --> 01:17:29.600
No. It's not going to last long. They're going

01:17:29.600 --> 01:17:32.060
to get one. Why would they put one down here?

01:17:32.960 --> 01:17:35.760
I don't know. Maybe to get all the market from,

01:17:35.819 --> 01:17:38.539
like, Texas. It's kind of like the Pelicans.

01:17:38.560 --> 01:17:41.119
Like, to get the tech, like, not, like, closer

01:17:41.119 --> 01:17:45.039
to Louisiana, Texas, Mississippi, Arkansas. I

01:17:45.039 --> 01:17:48.779
know, but I'm talking about, like, closer to

01:17:48.779 --> 01:17:51.380
people that don't feel like driving, like, four

01:17:51.380 --> 01:17:53.399
hours to wherever. I don't know. Maybe they just

01:17:53.399 --> 01:17:55.420
love fucking New Orleans. I don't give a shit.

01:17:55.500 --> 01:17:58.930
I don't know. Texas has teams. This man is a

01:17:58.930 --> 01:18:01.090
certified dummy over here. I'm not a dummy, but

01:18:01.090 --> 01:18:05.550
I'm saying, like, to where, let's just say, San

01:18:05.550 --> 01:18:08.649
Antonio's right here, Houston's right here, Dallas

01:18:08.649 --> 01:18:10.310
is, like, right here, okay? To the people that

01:18:10.310 --> 01:18:11.789
live, like, all the way, like, right out here

01:18:11.789 --> 01:18:14.850
that don't want to go that way, but they have

01:18:14.850 --> 01:18:17.510
faith. They'd rather drive further to New Orleans

01:18:17.510 --> 01:18:19.470
than drive... I'm not saying drive further, but

01:18:19.470 --> 01:18:21.130
I'm saying, like, maybe if they have, like, family

01:18:21.130 --> 01:18:22.729
members that are Pelicans fans, then, you know,

01:18:22.770 --> 01:18:27.010
they're... Okay, this imaginary Texas fan does

01:18:27.010 --> 01:18:30.970
not exist. I'll give you a point for Mississippi,

01:18:31.090 --> 01:18:34.170
Alabama. Arkansas. Don't forget Arkansas. No,

01:18:34.170 --> 01:18:36.869
not Arkansas. Give me Arkansas. I'm not giving

01:18:36.869 --> 01:18:39.149
you Arkansas. I'll give you Western Florida.

01:18:39.489 --> 01:18:42.229
I'll give you Alabama, Mississippi, and Western

01:18:42.229 --> 01:18:46.109
Florida. I'll take Western Florida. But then

01:18:46.109 --> 01:18:47.430
again, they also have to... Actually, no, because

01:18:47.430 --> 01:18:49.529
Western Florida, they're closer to the world

01:18:49.529 --> 01:18:52.729
than... Than they were to Orlando. Or Atlanta.

01:18:53.600 --> 01:18:55.779
They're closer to it. Because I know a couple

01:18:55.779 --> 01:18:59.300
friends that say it's... I was joking with them.

01:18:59.460 --> 01:19:00.859
I was like, are y 'all going to be Atlanta Hawks

01:19:00.859 --> 01:19:02.600
fans? They were going to be like, no. Actually,

01:19:02.619 --> 01:19:05.119
it's closer to... What? Because they live in

01:19:05.119 --> 01:19:07.619
Pensacola. Pensacola's closer to New Orleans

01:19:07.619 --> 01:19:12.180
than it is to Atlanta. So, they are still Pelican

01:19:12.180 --> 01:19:15.840
fans. Okay. Hockey is not putting a team in New

01:19:15.840 --> 01:19:18.680
Orleans. First of all, they have the Saints,

01:19:18.880 --> 01:19:22.319
which the Saints love the city. The city loves

01:19:22.319 --> 01:19:24.810
the Saints. And they had the Pelicans, which

01:19:24.810 --> 01:19:28.909
the city barely supports the Pelicans. Home games

01:19:28.909 --> 01:19:33.649
are hardly ever sold out in New Orleans. When

01:19:33.649 --> 01:19:36.590
we do good. You probably have about 30 % of the

01:19:36.590 --> 01:19:41.149
seats in this arena consistently empty. And I've

01:19:41.149 --> 01:19:43.810
been to many Pelicans games. They're like that,

01:19:43.869 --> 01:19:46.810
trust me. They don't have huge support in the

01:19:46.810 --> 01:19:49.390
city. The Lakers are more supported in the city

01:19:49.390 --> 01:19:51.890
than the Pelicans are. And you can't say that's

01:19:51.890 --> 01:19:56.500
a lie. Fuck, man. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The

01:19:56.500 --> 01:19:59.140
NHL is not going to put a team down here. First

01:19:59.140 --> 01:20:00.859
of all, if they're going to put a team anywhere,

01:20:01.119 --> 01:20:03.819
they're going to put it in a larger city. New

01:20:03.819 --> 01:20:07.180
Orleans isn't as big of a city as Houston or

01:20:07.180 --> 01:20:11.079
Atlanta or other cities that they could put a

01:20:11.079 --> 01:20:14.899
team in. New Orleans is a smaller market. You'll

01:20:14.899 --> 01:20:17.760
get less business. You'll get less fans coming

01:20:17.760 --> 01:20:19.819
to the games because it's a smaller market. Yeah,

01:20:19.840 --> 01:20:22.199
because then you have more... I understand that.

01:20:22.319 --> 01:20:24.199
They're putting a team in Houston and Atlanta.

01:20:24.699 --> 01:20:26.680
I will say this, though. Well, I don't think

01:20:26.680 --> 01:20:28.460
they're going to put one in Atlanta. They won

01:20:28.460 --> 01:20:30.560
in Atlanta twice already. I don't think they're

01:20:30.560 --> 01:20:31.720
going to put another one in Atlanta. Yeah, I've

01:20:31.720 --> 01:20:33.819
heard rumors that they're going to try again

01:20:33.819 --> 01:20:35.560
in Atlanta. They're going to put one in Atlanta

01:20:35.560 --> 01:20:37.500
before New Orleans. No, I feel like they're going

01:20:37.500 --> 01:20:41.770
to try New Orleans. No, they're not. They want

01:20:41.770 --> 01:20:44.310
to test out the waters. So, New Orleans wouldn't

01:20:44.310 --> 01:20:45.529
be bad, but here's the thing, though. If you

01:20:45.529 --> 01:20:47.649
want to test out the New Orleans in a small city

01:20:47.649 --> 01:20:49.869
like New Orleans. Like I said, we are going to

01:20:49.869 --> 01:20:52.689
get one. I say we are going to get one, but we're

01:20:52.689 --> 01:20:55.130
not going to have it for a long time. Why would

01:20:55.130 --> 01:20:57.750
they put one here just to take it away? I don't

01:20:57.750 --> 01:20:59.590
know. Ask Atlanta the same fucking question.

01:21:01.289 --> 01:21:08.529
Okay. Atlanta failed because of the team wasn't

01:21:08.529 --> 01:21:10.789
doing well. Yeah, so I feel like it'd be the

01:21:10.789 --> 01:21:13.270
same thing with New Orleans. Like, we still get

01:21:13.270 --> 01:21:16.390
one, but it's... We're not doing too good. Because,

01:21:16.470 --> 01:21:17.829
like, you gotta think. We still got people that

01:21:17.829 --> 01:21:20.229
go to the BR hockey team, even though that's,

01:21:20.229 --> 01:21:22.970
like... Okay, no one goes to those games. I know

01:21:22.970 --> 01:21:25.489
a bunch of people that go. I want a good one,

01:21:25.529 --> 01:21:28.289
actually. Yeah. I'll be someone who goes. The

01:21:28.289 --> 01:21:31.989
tickets are cheap, too. They're, like, $25. But

01:21:31.989 --> 01:21:34.029
we need to go to one. I'm down. You're down to

01:21:34.029 --> 01:21:36.550
go to one? Yeah. Also, we need to go to a rugby

01:21:36.550 --> 01:21:38.789
game in New Orleans. Yeah, we also did talk about

01:21:38.789 --> 01:21:40.930
going to a rugby game. We're going to start supporting

01:21:40.930 --> 01:21:44.510
local things, I guess. Other than big market

01:21:44.510 --> 01:21:47.569
teams, yes. I also want to support Tulane, too.

01:21:48.390 --> 01:21:53.310
And that was our segment for... Doing dumb shit

01:21:53.310 --> 01:21:56.109
mixed in with Will Nola get a hockey team? He's

01:21:56.109 --> 01:21:58.510
also doing dumb shit because he thinks it's...

01:21:58.729 --> 01:22:00.409
They're going to get one for some reason. I feel

01:22:00.409 --> 01:22:03.029
like they're going to get one. It's just they're

01:22:03.029 --> 01:22:08.010
going to fail. Evan is doing dumb shit. No, no.

01:22:08.189 --> 01:22:11.130
I'm not sticking a butterfly down my veins. I

01:22:11.130 --> 01:22:14.390
wouldn't be surprised if you do. You just see

01:22:14.390 --> 01:22:17.510
me in the road in our neighborhood. I see you

01:22:17.510 --> 01:22:20.449
in the news. You just see me in the road in our

01:22:20.449 --> 01:22:21.750
neighborhood and you just roll down the window.

01:22:21.930 --> 01:22:25.020
Evan, what are you doing? What does it look like

01:22:25.020 --> 01:22:29.220
I'm doing, man? I'll see you on WDSU News. Retarded

01:22:29.220 --> 01:22:33.859
teen. No, retarded 22 -year -old adult tragically

01:22:33.859 --> 01:22:36.520
dies from a butterfly accident. But it turns

01:22:36.520 --> 01:22:39.140
out he didn't actually have any friends or family.

01:22:39.359 --> 01:22:41.579
Wow, now that's fucked up. That's fucked up.

01:22:42.560 --> 01:22:44.420
Look, like I said, 15 likes and I'll punch him

01:22:44.420 --> 01:22:47.279
in the gut. Alright, we're ending this. Adios.

01:22:47.520 --> 01:22:48.079
Yeah, peace out.