What's up welcome back to the extra spicy pod it's Landon and I'm Evan here
It kind of just sounded well before y'all missed this first take it sounded like Landon was being held at gunpoint to do the intro
He was like hello. My name is Landon
Welcome back to the extra spicy pod. I think someone had a gun to his head. It was kind of crazy. You know, okay
Let's get right into it. Talk about
Black History Month is no longer Black History Month. It is now White History Month. White people are taking over the game of basketball
Do you agree?
No, no, yes
No
Let's remember what happened at the NBA All-Star game that just happened yesterday
Because they're recording a Sunday. It happened yesterday
What happened? Tell them. Well the actual game isn't on top of the night
but uh
basically a Mac McClellan won the dome contest Tyler Hero won the
3-point contest and then the Cavaliers
Won the skill challenge. That's right Mac McClellan and
Tyler Hero my boy Tyler Hero 1
Put some respect on his name. Don't you didn't need bro? Okay, I do not agree
I do not agree with what Landon said in the very first statement just
Just making that clear for everyone just make
Evans a cleansing he goes to all the rallies. He is the white brother. He's waiting right now actually. I'm actually not I'm wearing take the
Robo take the robot. No, I'm not
Take the robot. I'm not about brother. You literally
With someone in a white robe dude, come on dog. I'm not even in a fucking road, dude
You just literally said white people are taking over the game of basketball. I mean cuz they are no
And that's why people we won the three-point contest. So what's that say a
White person was going to win the third point contest eventually like we were known to shoot
Now see the third contest not the plunge with that dude
I think it is no longer the dumb contest. It is the Mac and the phone don't know the speed. I don't know
All right, let's get into it. They own what I had to do some salt and meat on the pod
No one has any proof of that
I can't wait till we get cameras
That's coming soon. Yes. Yep. So we actually did try to do the game is this episode but I'm not gonna lie
later with Billy I will Billy and
And so what we're going to do is like next episode we're going we're going to talk about our super world series again
But we're gonna have like the video of one there for y'all
Make it actually look nice neat presentable
Like like you're doing your presentation for school except not being rushed. So
We do plan to do all that. I hope everyone enjoys it
but yeah
So what we're talking we're talking about our time down there. Are we doing?
We just gave you the Super Bowl recap, you know recapping what happened
No, okay for those who care or watching because no we don't came up
I'm just thongs of a Evan because he's saying fly the list fly
I didn't the biggest fill it out the heater and the universe if he's gonna say fly the list fly
If you know our podcast and you've been watching for a while, uh
Basically
Lennon hates everything Philadelphia
Fuck yeah, Lennon hates everything Philadelphia. So
And
If you watched our Super Bowl predictions I
Open said
Even we're going to curb stop the chiefs. They're going to curb stop them
I said they're gonna stop safe one now see I hate that I couldn't guess this shit
Like just out of like knowledge, but then when I go make a bet with my parlayer shit
It just fucks me over because then I'm thinking with a different mind. I'm thinking with you know
I like to win money mind but that's different
but
They did exactly what I said they were gonna do they're gonna stop safe on that's not what you know
You can't talk this stuff now. I mean I said it didn't bother you did not
I remember what you said and all our listeners can look back and we're gonna look back together at the first episode
Oh, okay, get their seats. Okay. I'm gonna show you the sheets. You did not say okay
I did say they're gonna stop safe on no, but I also said at the same time though
They're gonna make jail her fast the fucking ball which what the fuck did was he doing?
I'm the mother said they're gonna stop safe one. I said he's gonna have
50 yards and what do you have like 50 yards or something?
Yeah, the way you're no one 50. I
Said they're gonna stop safe on Berkeley and that part was right. I got that part absolutely correct
Say con couldn't do anything
He looked like he was like seven years old out there trying to play against it
I will say what I did guess wrong about that and but the game though was that he was gonna get a touchdown
I knew he wasn't gonna get a lot of yards, but I thought you know, he didn't do anything
I was thinking he was gonna get like that, you know that one yard touchdown
But I was saying that all week, you know
They were gonna put all their effort in this type of safe home and jailer never be and that's what I
I mean, he won it so he did win it. He did win it
He didn't do anything to win it. He'd be like, can you take it?
Didn't do anything when he wanted to see bro. I mean he got him there. He's talking about he beat
Look, he was the missing piece for them to beat the cheaps. He was yeah, he was
Which I mean, he was the missing piece for them to beat the cheaps. He was yeah, he was
Which I mean, I didn't like this but
As someone that's from the like from like Louisiana
New world whatever you want to say going down there
They had a lot of philly fans. They did have a lot more Philly fans
A lot of Philly fans
It's pretty good because the cheats have a bigger fan base and they travel really well
And they have the most obnoxious fan base ever this dude
And they have the most obnoxious fan base ever this dude has a Philadelphia Eagles fan though
He had the worst sport tapes sports tapes
Huh, I can't do a eagle fans I can't cuz they're just the scum of this earth
See, I do believe that some of them do have therapist work. They take them not a lot all of them
See now see if they think they're like they don't hurt with the grace quarterback
I don't believe you will see him and that's the worst if they're combination eagles and sixers fans
See cuz I'm like all but complete but see here's the thing though sister stands can't speak
He was saying they're gonna speak because you know, they're gonna be
76 fans they can't fucking speak. They don't even got a chance
They will Dallas Cowboys one more Super Bowl when he goes out. So I don't I hear from me
Those things I'm gonna break up everyone else in a vision has more Super Bowls than you even these stop off
Even the commanders the commanders have more Super Bowls, bro
The Giants have a second bro back check it. You're the one with the phone right there. Mr. Fat checker
Mr. I'm pretty sure playing over your phone
Check up spanners. I what three Super Bowls, right?
Bro they have Super Bowl. Oh shit. They do. Yeah
Three right
I tell you dog. I'm trying to play people that you're not trying to play me. Mr. Smartass. What three teams?
Did it be did they play they beat the bills? I know that short
That one I don't know whether to do but I know they'd be the bills
I'll be thinking of that is to be Denver and then they'd be Miami. Okay
Yeah, I knew they had three Super Bowls don't try to play me dog 1992. That was the latest
That's crazy though. Everyone else in the division has more Super Bowls than the Eagles did so don't know equals
They're trying to tell me. Oh, we have two Super Bowls now put to me spatter. You're the worst team in the nation
Historically speaking here to hear everyone else has three more
Here's what I'm going to say for any Eagles fan that so I'm you know, I'm a big Aaron Rodgers fan
if they start going at me about
Rodgers, I already know what to come back then with against their Super Bowl. Okay
Look what it took for them to win a Super Bowl, but they had a statue this year. You had a very sad team
That's what they want. They have the best oh line in the league best of them
That's running back in the league or they have two elite receivers. We'll get a defense that's really good
Yeah, let it change literally sack. That's what I wanted to do. That's that's why
If they ever come at me about Rogers, I'm pointing to that
Pointing the fucking that you have fucking the best oh line of the league
You have the best running back in the league one of the top ten one top ten defense. I don't want to hear shit. I
Don't want to hear jack Billy fucking shit
Super Bowl in the past seven years we've been the two most of the last three years
Bullshit now saying she's have a better run than you have
the chiefs do have a better run I
believe that
Yeah, yeah, they lost if the night of the holiday this year
They're gonna lose the miners if the if the niners are the lines were healthy
So they sure the niners two years ago when they played them in the MSG championship game
They want no reason they won is because every night was quarterback got hurt
Well, oh yeah, though the one where they went to the Super Bowl
Oh, yeah, that's a nice image again, that's true property did get hurt
Yeah, so they're
Joe Johnson, I think yeah, they think they think that fucking third string quarterback in the NFC championship. Come on number, but
They dig they can did end up getting it done. I will give them some form credit
Oh, wait my prediction. I got wrong. I said the cheese to bring away and it wasn't me really close
It wasn't a good game. So got that part right the cheese one other side of it losing
I did get right the same one barclaves got the turbo game. He did he did
My prediction the one prediction I got wrong was sake one Barclay of score touchdown
that was the one one thing I got wrong, but I
Didn't think he was I think he was gonna go off
I'm pretty sure I said he didn't go he wasn't gonna go off
But I knew he was gonna get like, you know how they have those running backs to get the one yard touchdown
But you know, he's gonna be like that
Yeah, the stupidest playing sports but yeah that was my only prediction that I got wrong everything else I got right though
Okay, okay, you be spread lies now
You be spread lies now
The last episode of the pod we said he goes away but after the episode
No, I changed my mind it cheeks have been over
Hey, I said you were the chief there. Why are you like me? No, because you wonder why you have no fucking proof of it
I'm also the video for YouTube of you say that you can be knowing I got food you got proof
You don't get there see you don't have a super you didn't even have your phone app. That's how I know you don't have the seats
You didn't even have your phone app. That's how I know you don't have the seats
Because what you're mr. Oh, Evan has a phone addiction. Yeah. Yeah sit your ass down
You do
We need to admit our faults
Just come clean
No, my screen time last week. I averaged three hours and 47 minutes. You probably have
12 average like me eight
Yeah, that's an addiction bro. No, it's not that's one third of your day
That's a third of your day either way. It's not it's look. It's not a problem. Well, you can go that's thinking top, right?
I actually just redownloaded it. Yeah, I redownloaded it on my phone because they brought it back to the actual I was so happy
My ass is so happy. I'll see you take hot for cooking videos, too
Okay, so I actually like my okay
So I think that one person I think you do is cooking videos other than that person is
This full of the motion. Yeah, I literally watch I watch a cooking video. I'll save it for another time and
Then I just continue scrolling through my bullshit like you know, it's worth the shit
brother
The Super Bowl half-finished Oh 10 years of Martin said that came out big
retreat
13 minute after the journey. Well, so
What did you think of it? Cuz I know I've been hearing mixed opinions of the podcast that they were like
We're not podcast. So half-time and yeah, I heard makes me reset. You know, I have to so let's go ahead and share what we thought
I'm going to first
Um, you know when it first started off. I didn't think it was like that great
I felt the audio was a little off in the very beginning show and then Kingdrick started, you know, rapping the songs
You know rapping the songs and I thought it started becoming really good when SZA came out there. SZA performed
two of the songs that they have together and they continued going off with they not like us and then turned the TV off and
And again, it were two bangers on a high note. But I thought of any of the songs before SZA came out
I wasn't really feeling it. Still on it a whole lot and also something else I'd like to point out a
lot of people who are thinking the half-time show wasn't that great
People be calling them racist like don't oh you can't speak on this but like no they're just criticizing me
And I feel like the show wasn't
It wasn't like all that like they didn't have all the stops
Putting all the stops like it wasn't like some incredible moments
It was kind of um, I felt like to me
I'm gonna explain some of the points of this
One he had a deeper meaning behind it because if you look at the whole setup of the half-time show
It was a PlayStation controller, you know when the crowd said like game over at the very end
He did a little code if you know and back in the old GTAs
You do like a code and you get like full armor full health
He would go into like certain buttons
To give him that special
Power up so I thought that was pretty fucking smart that that was that's like next level Jesus thinking
If you're actually listening to music
He's a lyricist and he puts a lot of thought into his music and a lot of thought into his music videos and everything
About performance of themselves. So of course his shows gonna have a lot of thought put into everything
right well at first and we like when people started watching it they were just like oh
He's practically coming for a game over. You know, that's like a little PlayStation controller
You didn't think of him doing going to get into the cheat code for full armor and full health
even you wouldn't think of that, but I
Did think the show was better than us to glass here. I did not like us
I feel like I should show I I felt like I should put it in better like
to the point
Do I agree with the audio with this you said it first with ginger?
I do agree with that cuz that motherfucker need to turn off the damn mic. Yeah
But he's the turning up his mic. Yeah
So
I thought you'd better assure these but it wasn't the year of the honor
See he wasn't better than that. No, we're gonna
Yeah, we're gonna want these kind of
Well, I disagree. I think if we're gonna do great
I mean every going to ginger I sure in Rihanna with this those three
I put I shared in front and then Kendra and then the honor lost
I felt like Rihanna had more bangers that everyone like
Collectively like I'm sure more song to everyone there. So that's
My something for sure wasn't she didn't do a lot because you're pregnant
But I mean that's still that's still kind of cool. Look is you also got a thing
Women women that are pregnant don't really have that thing. So if you like, well don't do that
How come you're pregnant then? I mean, I didn't think I mean, I'm pretty sure no one knew she was pregnant except for a couple of people
If she wants to do a good show then don't do it while pregnant. I mean she she did a good show
That's the thing. She but she I
Think she sure done more but she was pregnant so she couldn't be more
I think she did the perfect amount. I
Put she wouldn't dance or anything. She was like getting into it because she was pregnant. She couldn't do that
But people want to see a good show
People expect the dancing and you know all that but see I like I
Like the kids Kendra's rule better than Oscar. I like that officer was just last to me
But will I get us through the credit? It's not the worst who will have come to our seat. No, it's not
Absolutely. Not I will never forget my room father Travis Scott
During that random Patriots Super Bowl. Well, okay, that was the worst
I was really five their older me that but they're not a being that should play the hot show
They're not like that coming especially with Travis Scott. Oh, no. Yeah
We are involved and then they boys in there too
But and that even start off I have time to go with the little spongebob thing come
commemorating the fun the spongebob creator a year after he died see that pissed me off because I
remember that because
Did you miss what the Tiki pop? No because they were talking because people wanted this to
the here sweet sweet victory
Remember that then did you even watch the bug?
Did you watch the bug?
So you know the episode where they're like in the football stadium and they're all like yeah, I know what yeah
Sweet
Three
Don't think don't think dog
Certified hey, he calls me. He called me a certified hater all the time in New Orleans and I embraced it
Now look, I'm gonna show you I'm gonna take you something else. Okay
Can't get proved that
Speak dog
Okay
It has proved something to me and I think you're gonna like it. What did he do?
He proved to me you can eat with your full heart and it's gonna get you places
If it did
But well, do you know who started it was a drink was figured well
See it's more behind the scene shit
That's the thing yeah, that's what I thought but
starter
I'm guessing
I mean they said like Kendrick's been going after it since like 2011
But the same time that that was like supplemental shit, but then I'm guessing when can't drink release that song
J call the yeah, we're like the big three that's when Kendrick was like
Yeah, I like j-pole I do
And she made up the thing that so can you get him down?
Yeah, I thought
Bro, I just want to see what great go to do. I
Saw he's gonna do it's gonna be calling me. I saw he released an answer and clown up
I saw he released an album with someone
The only people that support him are people in the Toronto and even they don't support now see and I see Kendrick Kendrick
I'm straight like
University drink cannot come back. I
See great cannot I'm not gonna say he can't come back come back
So thanks are always possible always keep that in mind
Yeah, 20 to 3. Yeah, but but at the same time though
Is it a good chance you come back? No, is it like 0.5% chance it comes back
Like you always you can't always rule out a comeback. I'm not and I don't
I don't mess with great about that
but
That's just a dope with anything in life
That whole world is calm pedophonic. Yeah
so it's like is
See coming back. No
But but I'm safe but
But what I'm saying is though is that like see for him for Drake to come back
He would have to release a song
Just as big as not like us and that and that
Is going to be fucking impossible. I agree. Yeah, we sit song is just a big but but you know
Yeah, that's why I said
Dish that it's not a big and yes
That's why I said you have a 0.5. I want to breathe now that kinder one
and not
Yeah, he's not really something just as big as I guess. Yeah, the song is the biggest song of the election. That's why
That's why you always can't rule out a comeback that's why I said is there a chance he comes back absolutely
Is it a good chance?
0.5 to 0.1 either one it's it's it's damn near impossible. It can be done though, but it's damn near impossible
My favorite part of the half time show was
everyone screaming A minor
Bro the whole crowd of the super domes was screaming that
Bro legit. I thought that I thought that was cool. I thought everyone getting in me bro. I feel like that's the one time people will be in me
Yeah, the Republicans were all in the beginning
The control and the homo-heroes were both screaming A minor
Democrat, Republicans, men, women, children
The animals get sick and we're listening to them
Everyone except Drake was like well even this kid was like A minor
Drake was sick at the time and his bro was screaming A minor
Bro
Bro, what what's crazy to me is that they released some footage of like think about like a couple days after
And then with Drake's head of security and like some of his bodyguards watching the half time show
I'm like, oh shit. He cooked
He fucking cooked
There's no saving that
No, no, no
No, well, okay, and then back to Super Bowl the South
Do we think that Travis Kelsey is going to retire? Yes, but I'm going to start next season. Yes, absolutely
You think absolutely? They sit, here's what they said
Here's what I read so far
They would like for him to return as a role player
But they're giving him the time to make a decision until I think like March 15th or something like that
So
Do I mean
See if he wins a fourth Super Bowl
Then he's going to be like the greatest tight end ever played
And I don't and I don't want to get him that fucking title
Because I like Grom you can't fucking replace Grom and best tight end in football
Yeah, Grom
Yeah, people forget nowadays like how good Grom felt
Grom was a beast
Yeah, Grom took two years off and then still came back on the Bucks and still fucking dominated
That's how
What was he going to dominate on the Bucks?
He dominated
You got to think
Grom was dominating when he came back on the Bucks
After taking two years off though
And the thing about this, AB dominated when he came back too
Okay, but
AB's crazy
AB's crazy now but
He's insane, on the Bucks he was crazy
The year after
On the Steelers he was crazy
No, that is from Von Thes Berkwick did it that film
If Von Thes Berkwick didn't fucking
Blame his ass out like a truck
We would have the quiet Steelers AB
No, no
Yeah
Did you
Have you ever seen that Von Thes Berkwick did?
First off, you're not going to say AB was quiet on the Steelers
He was seriously?
He was quiet
Before that Von Thes Berkwick did
When the fuck had you played in the game?
He was still in the Steelers
And he was not quiet
Yeah, he was not quiet after the fucking hit
That's what I'm fucking saying
Okay, I think you're going to be there address
Like, you got to think
That hit changed his whole life
It changed him
Because then it started going
It got to the point where you were arguing with your own quarter bag
At the time with Ben Raffles Brothers
Then the man needed to be traded
Then you get traded to the Raiders
Then you started shit on the Raiders
Then you get traded to the Patriots
Before he played one single game with the Raiders
You get traded to the Patriots
You get cut from the Patriots
Like, three games in
And you played one game with the Patriots
Dominated
And then one day out of it
You played against the Dolphins
I remember, and he had a huge game
He dominated
And then
Yeah, he gets traded to the Bucks
Or he just gets cut from the Patriots
He got cut from the Patriots
He got cut from the Patriots because he had that little
SA accusation on him
And so the Patriots were like
We're tired of having convicts
Motherfuckers
Get rid of them
And so they got rid of them
And then two years go by
The Buccaneers
Tom Brady calls up Anthony Brown
He's like, hey, come play for Buccaneers
Now see, I don't know where the fuck he
Like, became even increasingly more crazy
I mean, it hits so big numbers to him
Because during the time from the hit to
When everything was on the Bucks
It's still big stuff to him
He is now overly crazy if you
He is very insane
If you follow him on Twitter, you know what I mean
Well, that was the bigger thing
Well, the bigger topic of player safety
Right, and the CTE
Or like team coaching and stuff like that
That goes to the bigger topic though
You guys discussed all that
And that's something way too big for us to get into right now
But
Like, AB dominated when he was on the Bucks
You gotta think
He played half that season that they weren't super balling
He led the team in everything
Like reception, yards
He played half the season, Landon
The dude played the whole season
The whole season, I'm pretty sure
He didn't miss a game
AB fucking dominated
Bronch fucking dominated
So
You had a good ass fucking lineup
When
The Tom Brady Buccaneers came along
Do you remember what we were talking about before you guys were saving it?
Or do you not remember it?
The greatest hit in, yeah
Greatest hit in the Bronch, yeah
It's Kelsey the second greatest hit in
See
I
Because
I don't really know
Because
You don't know
Because I'm gonna tell you why
You got two motherfuckers
And I like it because
You got Tony getting down
And you got Anthony getting deep
I like Anthony getting deep a lot
Even though he doesn't want to ring
Yeah
I would put both of them over Kelsey
As in just like pure Tony and boy
Give me them two
Mm-hmm
Travis goes
He just ain't it
Okay, the one thing about Travis that made me
Every time the home is here to play
He goes to the Super Bowl
Every single time that video works
Besides the Super Bowl
Kelsey played like ass in the Super Bowl
Did you like
That like film of Kelsey playing the Super Bowl
He played like ass
He did a little bit of it
I saw that he tried to flex on CJ Garner Johnson
And CJ was just like looking at him
Like smiling
But he played like ass in the Super Bowl
Had they won the Super Bowl
I think he'd been retired
But because they lost it
I don't think he retires
I don't think he runs it back
You think he gets one more year?
I do, I think he gets one more year
I really did chat with him when the Super Bowl
They just did it
But what? They just did it on
And that's what happened
Last time they lost the Super Bowl
Is they took their own line
And they won the Super Bowl
I don't think they can go back
Because I'm going to tell you why
I saw a stat
It was like the Chiefs had used
63% of their cast base
On five players
It was
I don't remember correctly
Patten, Holmes, and Travis Telsey were obviously on there
Crush Jones
Yep
Who else?
Certainly dude
I forgot, he's a linebacker
Joe
Really?
So that's forward
And someone else too
So
You
You're in half hell right now
You're practically like the Saints
Except you don't have to deal with much worse
They would have won the Super Bowl
Had they had their own line
They would have won that Super Bowl
Would you agree?
Dude, I've been saying that
For the past three years or so
I've been saying that
Just any quarterback in general
With an O line
Can win
Like a championship now
Because you've got to think
I'm going to
Put Jaylen Hersey in the game
From what I've seen from Jaylen Hersey
The past multiple years
He does not
Do good under pressure
No, he does not
When that
O line decides, hey
I want to go make some break and leave Philadelphia
He's going to be in trouble
Unless Howie Rosen pulls some magic again
And
And the Saints need to stop fucking with the Eagles too
I saw
Think about it
You know, gave them Zach Brown
You know, gave them CJ Garner Johnson
CJ is different though
We don't want CJ
CJ is
CJ burned
Every bridge
From every team one season
He burned one bridge
The lines
He burned the lines
He was one of the Saints, he burned that bridge
He was a normal being
Alright
It's just the Saints and the
Lines and
See, he talked trash about Philly fans and then literally came back to Philly
So like
You've got to understand, that's the same fucking shit
This man is a professional
Yo, Gable
CJ
Gable Zach Brown
Which, I mean I felt bad for you
Because
Dennis Allen could have done a lot better
I don't know who you bring on
Dennis Allen, maybe
I want to forget that man for the rest of my life
Forget the last four years
It is the Kellan Moore Show
Forget the last four years
It is the Kellan Moore Show
Forget the last four years of what happened with Dennis Allen
That's two years
That's three years
That's four
That's two
That's two years
Twenty two, twenty three
So like two and a half years
Twenty four
He put a half on something, so that's two and a half
You were acting in Cokes the whole season
Do you not remember
Raisley Comedie
See, I do
I do remember Raisley Comedie
What are you trying to look up then
Well, I am always right
You know I am
What are you trying to look up
Mr. Fact Checker
I am a mental fact checker
Twenty twenty two to twenty twenty four
Oh shit
Look who's right
Who's right
Fuck you
He's salty me again
You have no proof of assault
Zero proof
I can't believe you can't
Yeah, and we're gonna dress up
Right
We're gonna be in suits and ties
Mr. Allen
We also need to get going
I feel like
We're gonna
See, we're gonna do a recap
Episode right now
We're just talking right now as like
A recap episode, we're gonna go back to the normal
Format of what are we going to
Talk about today
We're actually gonna have debates
And they're gonna be spicy
And we're gonna have a third
Person
We're gonna mix it up a good bit
So I'm gonna bring my friend
Bring my college
Friends that play
College basketball, something like that
Ask them different questions
About what it's like playing college ball
And then bring in
Like another friend that's gonna
We can talk to them about it
Like it's gonna be like a good
Mix of everything
Yeah, cause
You need to know how to be guessed
Cause I'm here with two of you, I have to edit the progress
I'm uploading, okay
You need to carry some weight over
Carry some weight
I am the weight
You're like two pounds, I'd be like
50 pounds, you'd carry like
Two pounds, I am the weight
Brother, people would watch this show
For me instead of you
For you, really
We need to ask people we know
Who listen to the podcast
And ask them who's more enjoyable
To listen on the podcast
Who has the better
Taste, who's the better
You know, speaker
Who puts an effort in
Who is the better
Host
We will absolutely do that
Uh
So
So back to what we were saying
What were we saying? You don't remember D
This look
Well, no, actually yeah I do
Small brain
Big brain
Actually yes I do remember, oh
I'll take it as your brain, is it
P shaped? It's pretty big
You know what
I'm gonna tackle our local viewers real quick
Hey guys, so while we're
Down in the world, okay
I'm trying to do
We're trying to go meet celebrities, you know, I'm trying to be cool
So
After we get done meeting
Okay
We have to take the inner
To go to the inner
Self-convict, the inner
Okay, that was one mistake
I made, all the mistakes you've
Made in the past, bro, it's not that hard
To think, you gotta think bro
Super bowl week
And I quote
From him, this is
Actually enjoyable, this is
Nice, that's what you actually
Said, you have any proof
Of whatever I did?
Yeah, I can probably, yeah
I got a picture of it bro, oh we've got a
Picture, oh my gosh
Yeah, I got a picture of it bro, you sit your way out
Down, anyway so, I'm sitting
Sitting down, I know, keep sitting down
Hey, it's all
I didn't even hit you, I did not hit you
You hit my leg, that's
The fault, Brett Linden
You trimmed my leg, that's the fault
Oh my gosh, kill me now
But I actually do remember
I
I do remember what we're talking about though
We were talking about the saints
Just giving the Eagles players
And they can just win the Super Bowl now
Okay, another
I want to kind of go
Look at this in a different way
So, were the Eagles
Becoming their own dynasty?
They've been to
Two of the past three Super Bowls
They just won the Super Bowl
They have a stacked roster
That looks to be intact for next season
Or are they going to become
A dynasty?
I'm going to say no
Because I don't know what
Three agents are on my team right now
If there's no three agents
They're going to go back
But
They're going to go back unless
There's two teams that could beat them
I got the Lions that could beat them
You got to think, that Line B
Line now, is fucking deadly
First of all, the Lions
Were just injured to all
Telling the defense
If they weren't injured like that, they probably
Would have made the Super Bowl
That's what I'm saying, if you had
Aiden Hutchinson back in there
With Zivari Smith, you'd kill him
That's easy kill
That's like the Miles Garrett-Zivari Smith line up
That's deadly right there
So
See the Lions
The 49ers
Because I do believe that if the injury bug didn't get them
They would be back in there
Yeah, the Niners have a brutal injury bug
Like every couple seasons, the injury bug
Just goes to their entire roster
Now, if this team can get a defense
On the NFC side
Then, the commanders
If they can get a defense
And that can stop
The Eagles
I would be happy
Because that's all they need
Defense, yeah
Well, and, okay, the commanders
Were not playoff experience
And you need playoff experience
To go to the Super Bowl
Or to win the Super Bowl
You need playoff experience
Well, the team doesn't have any playoff experience
Well, either
No, it wasn't even
It was just the defense
I felt like
I'm going to say this
The offense still put up somewhat points
No, they didn't pull up 16 points
But you also got to think, they're competing against
Jalen Carter, Zach Braun
That's the Eagles
The Eagles
The defensive line is still really
Good, though
Not only that, their secondary is somewhat good, too
So
For Jalen Hurts to even put up
Those numbers against
The Eagles team
Jalen Hurts
This dude can't speak
Yeah, I said Jalen Hurts
You said Jalen Hurts
We're going to lock the
Podcast and we're going to make sure
You said Jalen Hurts
Jaden Daniels
That's why I said Jaden Daniels
Not the first time
Hey guys, y'all want to see
A murder happen on the podcast?
A murder happen on the podcast
Explain to me
How are you going to murder me?
How I would murder you?
Yeah, let's go through this
Let's see, Larry
You're 137 pounds
It's not hard for me to pick you up
And just curl you
I want to go step by step
Your process of murdering me
No, no
Why would I admit to a crime on camera?
Well
That's, you know
That's actually smart thinking, right?
Exactly, shut the fuck up
But I do believe, though
Jaden Daniels
Bro can't speak over here
See, guys
This, I hope y'all vote for me
As your favorite
Host so then I can just brag
In Lannan's face
Be like, yeah you fucking suck at the host
You can't get like
One vote and say you won the vote
Bro, I'm going to get like fucking more votes
Than you
Bro, if our viewers from Germany
Like me very badly
That would be fun
So guys
Viewers from Germany
I'm Evan
Say one word in German
Please your fans
We are schnitzel
Yeah
Bitch
Get fucking together
Okay
I'm letting everyone in the podcast know
Our next episode is going to be
Fooly in Korean
100% in Korean
And so for my Korean listeners
That's for you
Even if you can translate in English
On your own terms
Or we can have English
So if you like
Have English transcripts
What is that for all your Korean fans?
Yeah, so I'll
Next podcast is going to be in Korean
Do we agree?
It's agreed then
Yes it is
We'll see then
We will see, you are right
But no
Absolutely not
So
Let's see
Let's stop getting off track
I do believe Jayden Daniels
Is going to be a lot better
Do I believe he's going to go through that sophomore school?
No
First of all, you're saying
I'm getting off track? You're the one getting off track
No, because you're
The top
The top that we start off with was Travis Kelso
And now you're over with Jayden Daniels
Yeah, that's why
We need a third person
Well, I'm saying that's on you
You need to get something
I could do everything else
Do that heavy lifting
You need to put your weight on it
I'm sorry, you were supposed to get a third person
Literally whenever we were filming back at the old spot
I was supposed to get a third person?
Yeah, I got a buddy that lives in the
The apartment complex I was living in
And we
We were going to make an episode together
But then, yeah, this was before
Leanne went to Ria and then
I
I was just chilling doing my own thing
But, yeah, this was before
All that, but we were supposed to
Have a third person on, but at the same time though
Our setup at the time was
Not like this where I don't need to wear
Headphones anymore. He doesn't need to
Wear headphones anymore
We could just be chill, have our ears wide open
It's still not
The setup we want to be
Like, our double-pixel setup
We haven't got it yet
Because we don't have the camera
And ideally we want to get even
Better microphones and better setup and stuff
But it is
It's an improvement from what we had before
It is a lot better than what we had before
I think we've really done all years better
Than what we've had
During that, because apparently according to some people
It sounds like we were being held at gunpoint
Like dead-ass
That's why I mentioned the gunpoint
In the beginning of the episode
Because my friend watched the very first
Episode
And remember I did the intro
To the very first episode
He was like, Evan, why is it kind of like
You're at gunpoint? I'm like, what do you mean?
He was just like, hello
My name is Evan Johnson
Well, okay, that's not microtron body
That's like us
We were both inexperienced
And I told him
I got him in the mess, I was like
It's our very first podcast episode
Give us a dinner break
Okay, now I'm a lot more comfortable
Than we were in the first episode
Now we're coming
Into a podcast
Before we were doing
Topics instead, we kind of are still doing
The topics instead
But we're kind of being like a Joe Rogan type
Podcast, I'm not going to say we are just like
Joe Rogan
No one can be Joe Rogan
But I'm using his format as an example
Yeah, we're kind of like drifting
From top of the top
We don't have a set list
Because then if we just start talking about
Hey, do you think aliens exist?
Yes
You believe aliens exist?
Actually, no
I do believe that there is some other form of life out there
That probably exists
So
We just drift off like that
And then we can go more and more
We've gotten to the point where we don't even use the topics anymore
We still do
We have a list of topics that we want to cover
During the podcast
But we don't refer to it
Back in the younger days
Why am I saying younger?
Fuck you
But back in the earlier days
Of the podcast, we would actually
Write a mouth
One of my jobs was to come up with a list
For the podcast
But my problem was
I know Lainan wanted to talk about
Certain topics
So I would have to get to him about his topics
That he wanted to talk about
Because I remember one of the times
We planned
We planned for like four episodes
Of what we were going to talk about
After our very first episode
We just planned what we were going to talk about
And then we just kind of drifted away from that
Yeah
But now we
A little more experience now
We don't need a set list of topics
We can just drift off and
View in a different lanes
Just kind of talk about Lainan stuff
The top ceremony
When we get cameras
And I do believe we get a better setup
Than what we're doing now
Then
I do believe
That it's going to be a lot more fun
Depending on where we're at too
Yeah
Because we still don't have a set
Filming location
We'll still be filming different places even now
I personally believe that
I feel like
Once we get the cameras going
We could do certain things
We could do breakdowns with like football
Football videos, basketball videos
All that type of stuff
Talk about the break down
Break down please
Yeah that would be cool
But as of right now
We're starting small baby
We're going to become one of the biggest
Louisiana Five yes
We can't eat beer or lava but
Well we
We can hope
We've got to hope our work is
Be big
We can't just like
Mess around and
Hope we get big
Atlanta texted me
Why do you never want to film the podcast
Bro this man
Likes on me every single day
No no no no
We're not going to film like this time
We should
See see see see
He likes on me every single day
I've liked on him one time
And that was Sunday
That was last Sunday during the Super Bowl
Because think about it
We weren't even into like 11 o'clock
You've got a thing bro
The celebration and everything
That didn't even until 11 o'clock landed
It takes 30 minutes for a pastime show
I didn't want to celebrate with Eagles
So I was not going to celebrate
I mean I wasn't celebrating either
But at the same time though
I'm not going to report a podcast episode
At 11 o'clock at night
We could be like our raw reactions
To the Super Bowl that happened just now
Oh like the draft
Like the draft we did
Yeah
See that was a fun episode
That was a fun episode
Because I remember
I got food during that time
It was a longer episode
We just watched the draft
And we kind of talked about the draft
And talked about other things
But once we get the camera
Going we're going to show you all the people we've met
We actually met someone from
This past year's draft class
Mr. Brian Tomlinson
And so if y'all don't know
They had Jaheed Kaheed
Johnnett Yacht over there
Shahab Tomlinson
On my very good memory for names
Shahab Tomlinson
Yacht over there
Lainey wanted to go recreate the James Winston video
That would have been so funny dog
You'd be like no
Well cause also you've got to think
James did it with barely anyone there
Yeah
We had a whole crew there
We had a whole visitation
We had a whole
Tourist site
Half the people around there in the dock
Would take pictures of it
Or take videos of it
So we would have been like hey
Let us on the yacht
People would have been looking at us like we're fucking crazy
What's wrong with you? Why are you trying to get on the yacht?
I mean
I mean you're obviously
Here to look at it
I mean who wouldn't want to get on it am I right?
So
But we met Brian
Thomas when he was here
Dick's Sporting Goods had a
Private event
And so I got laying them up
Cause we got home
We were on Burden Street at like 1245
We got home at 1245
Yeah 1245, 1250
Yeah we got home
And I'm like
Dude I'm fucking tired
But I want to go eat Friar Thomas
He's a heavy fucking dope
So we went the next morning
We got up early for
About an hour from New Orleans
So it's not like we're right there in the city
Yeah
Like we got to drive down to New Orleans
Every month we'd go down there and do something
And then drive back late at night
But see the Super Bowl
Was
A fun thing though
What I did want to do but I didn't have the money for it
I went to go to Shane and Sharp's
Podcast episode live
The Nightcap Show
Cause he had Steve and A Smith there
And Chad Oakes was thinking of those two
And then they had a guy
They asked him a question
So what do you guys, what do you do
When a chick puts you in the friend zone
And so
They were like chat
I'll have to find it though
I'll find it real quick for you
But I'm gonna send it to you
They asked them they were like
What do you do when a chick puts you in the friend zone
And fucking Shane
He goes nothing
The fuck
And so Chad
Chad goes okay
Uh
How many dates have y'all been on
Well come on dog
They said there's another main mental health podcast
So what's your point
Well I'm telling you the point
So
What
I'm gonna show you
It's tough for me to explain
But
I'm gonna send it to Lane later
And he's gonna know what I'm talking about
It's kinda funny though, you're gonna like it
Okay, but you're like whatever you just said didn't happen
Let's move on to something else
I know what it's funny to listen to
No it's not
Cause then if I put the link in the video for our amazing viewers
To go watch, they'd understand what I'm talking about
But
But I did want to go see
Uh
Steven A. Smith on Nightcap
That would've been fun
The next time this will go is in New Orleans
You best bet
Somehow, someway, I'm getting tickets early
Yeah
See we've already made a vow
To try to get to the Olympics
Which
We get a
We get a plane like a year in advance for that
I'll start planning that maybe next year
Maybe next year
But
Yeah cause the Olympics will like
The Olympics is 2028
So the Olympics are in 3 years
Okay so we still got time
Yeah we got time
But we gotta get friends to like
Come over there with us, we're in a big Airbnb
And just kinda split out
I feel like they're gonna fucking check out the prices though bro
Of course they are
I feel like we better
Check out the hotel in advance
They're gonna jack up the hotel prices too
But I feel like
I feel like more in advance though
But even if you do it in advance
They're still gonna jack up the prices for that
Someway
But I feel like that'd be fucked up though
For example, okay
New Orleans like
The hotel prices were jacked up
They were insane
But I feel like someone got an actual
Cheap deal from it because
They planned ahead
It doesn't matter how many once an adventure
Plan, they know when the super wall
Is so that from that weekend
They're gonna jack up the hotel prices
Okay well hold on, I'm gonna do some research
Here and I'll be
Oh my gosh, again with your phone addiction
Now see
This man has the worst
Phone addiction I've ever seen
No I'm trying to help yo ass out
Let's see, save
Bro, I'll be telling you
You're the mental fact tracker dog
That's what I'll be telling you
You have to look things up, I already know dog
What is that?
Yeah, we've been playing
All the analytics in three years
So we're complaining that
So what were the, do you remember the dates
Of last year's games?
It's just like the end of July in early August
I don't know the exact date
That's from the Olympics or
The end of July
In the BNA
I was gonna do
The 29th through the 4th
To get to the random answer
Bro, would you hurry up
You're wasting a lot of time
Can you politely fuck off
Let's see
It's game now
Yeah, damn
What?
The 29th through
So $1354
For that, so
$413 per
Are you looking for this summer?
I think this summer
You can't book things like three years if it rains
You have to actually look at things
For three years
That's why I did this
This summer
Whatever you do is gonna be expensive
Because it's the Olympics
So you check up prices
Whether it's an AirBnB or a hotel
But I don't feel like paying $10,000
For AirBnB
Well, we get other people
To chip in with the cost
You got it
Okay
So we can get people
To come to the Olympics
We get like five or six people
You know what, Len?
I will make this commitment with you
Okay
If you can get these five to six people
I will go with you
Deal?
Yeah
You're not gonna get people
You can't ask people
Well
Well, here's the thing though
I'll ask people
But then they'll back out
They'll be like, yeah, I'm serious about it, man
And then they won't follow up on it
But at the same time though, I'm a man
Whenever I want to do something
I'm going to do it
Bro, you flake with a lot of stuff
Oh my fucking god
The one fucking podcast episode
That's not the one time
You've done way more than once
Well
Well, you gotta think
During the time
We were recording in the earlier days
Of the podcast
I was driving from VR
At least now we could fucking meet up
In the same town
So at least
You're doing me a fucking favor for once
So
I'm not nice to you all the time
Bullshit, bullshit
You're a lot
You didn't give me shit for Christmas
I think you're Christmas present
What did you give me for Christmas?
Those Pelican sunglasses
And you saying I don't do anything for you
He gave me
His bullshit ass fucking
What was it?
Steven ticket holder gift sunglasses
You like them, you like them
You wore them
That day you wore them
That day I didn't wear them the whole event bro
The whole event and you wore them
I wore them for like 5 seconds
Don't lie, you like them
But you were telling me in the car
Oh it's so stupid
You were so happy
I'm so proud
Nothing's that fucking happy bro
You could pipe down
Pipe down a little one
So, but
I do believe that we can get
A couple people to go to the Olympic but
But yeah, earlier in the podcast
You were
You were fucking
It was hard for me because I was at work, I was at school
I also had
But I have school work too dog
Yeah but now you're more fucking neat
More open, aren't you bud?
Why am I more open? What do you mean?
Yeah you're more fucking open because fucking
Early days
The only day we were able to do it was Sunday
And at the time
The time consistency
I wanted to do it like once
Every other week
But now we can do it
Every week
You didn't want to do it last week dog
No no no no no
You didn't want to do it last week
No no no no no
No no no no
You did you flip on me yesterday
Okay
Yeah yeah
I don't want to hear that shit
But this episode is really
Good and I don't want to fight
But here
Here was his reasoning
Okay you ready for it?
His reasoning was
Uh
His reasoning was
I got broke into cooking
Okay I was cooking
Do you not cook sometimes?
I do cook
Okay
So uh
Yeah that was his excuse
So
At least last week
I was like you know what
We're kind of tired
Got them driving from New Orleans
Then watched Super Bowl
Because I was still driving after that
Literally after the TenderCat
Like we watched
I watched the first second half and the half time show
Third quarter ending but I'm not gonna watch it
Okay I watched the first half
Watched the show
Watched the third quarter
I didn't watch the fourth quarter
It was one but
It was on mute
Yeah there was no point in listening to the audio or anything
Yeah it was just mute
And then I saw the cheese for the two touchdowns
I saw that mute
It wasn't in the audio
It was in the audio
Please bro
What? What?
Please you know what you're gonna say
What?
You're supposed to say
I'm going to Disney World
Yeah and he was at Disney World
He was at the break
Bro he did not look fucking happy
Okay hold up
Philadelphia
The city of Philadelphia is the worst
The riots that happened when they won the Super Bowl
Did you see that?
Did you see the city
The riots that happened in Philadelphia
I did see that
This is why
Philadelphia is the worst city
In America
No no worst city in the world
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
This man was cooking
Philly cheesesteaks the other day
Hey
I did a damn good job too
It's phenomenal
There is no such good thing as a good Philly cheesesteak
There is such a good thing
If you know how to make it
Now see am I from Philly that actually know how to make
A legitimately good one?
No
But at the same time if you bring a fucking Philadelphia person down here
And I can fuck
And we did a fucking Poe Boy contest
Who do you think is going to fucking win?
Poe Boy is a much better sandwich than the Philly cheesesteak
They are
There you go
A dub tape who wants to like
Let's see what
You know what
You buy a ribeye for me
I will make you a Philly cheesesteak
And we are going to try it live
On camera
And you can't hate it either
I can't hate it
So I have to like it
No you don't have to like it
As soon as you take that one
I feel like we would be like that person
Like you ever seen that little
Episode of Smuggler
Where Squiver takes a little bit bite of the crabby patty
He takes a little bit bite of the crabby patty
Like it's literally like a crumb
And then he's like
Oh shit this is really good
No you can't do that
Yeah I'm going to take a little nibble and say
This is disgusting
Yeah you can't say that I want a full bite from you
I'm not giving you a full bite
I'm going to give you a half bite
That's his high thing though
I'll give you a half bite
Shit a bite is a bite
As long as it's not a little nibble I want a bite
I'll take it
Especially with how I cook the meat too
You're going to like it
It's not bad but do I believe cobalt is a better ass than this
I don't doubt it
But I'm also
I don't like anything gross in my sandwich as well
Yeah I go fast
Okay
Let's get into the NBA season
How are we feeling about the NBA season so far
Like the standings
How are we feeling about
This man just mad
Because he's probably getting the worst team in the west
Hey nah bro we can beat him for something bigger
We can beat him for the creeper fly seed thing
But
Wake me up when that's over
He's not enjoying it
Because his team is terrible
It's not the worst team in the west
It's not even that I'm not enjoying it
It's like
Uh
Phone addiction
Fuck off
Put your phone right where it is
No
It's not that
I don't like it because my team sucks
Your team sucks
Fuck off
It's just the more
Basketball doesn't feel the same
It's just I feel like we're
Touching up to the point where
These little
Third graders from when we were
Like in high school or like in
Eighth grade that we're
Literally watching step three just jack of threes
The whole fucking time are literally
Old enough now to literally
Jack of threes in the fucking league
That's what I personally believe
Yeah the whole league is
A three point change from this now
It's not as fun to watch
And that's what I'm saying
Yeah I was watching
Like a couple of weeks
Ago and it was hard for me to watch
Because the whole league plays the
Same like we were
Talking about like why NBA ratings
Are down
Everyone plays the same that's why I
Borrowed before
I would say another
Because we talked about this in the call
I did
Figure out another way
To make it more interesting
All those defensive
Fouls that y'all have on lock
Like no hand checking and shit
Bring that shit back
You bring
That shit back scoring will go
Down immensely
Because think about it the league's
Looking at it now I already know
How the fuck they're looking at it though
We want higher scoring games but at the same
Time we don't want higher scoring games
You don't yeah because like look at
The all-star game for example
No one people were hoping
For like a somewhat decent all-star
Like last good all-star game I've watched
Was the 2017 all-star game
But they didn't even play hard
In that the 2016 one was good too
But they had fucking Kobe there
So Kobe was going to make a good all-star game
But that 2017 one
Was when AD won it
And they were legit like somewhat kind
Of playing
So now then ever since then
The all-star game doesn't matter
Yeah it's people just pay attention
To the Dota Contest and the 3-point
Shitting contest
The all-star game doesn't matter
The all-star game does not matter
And I need to say that too
Because
Dude
It used to be so good now it's just
It's just an experiment for the NBA
Which I don't like
I don't like it whatsoever
Because now
What they're doing tonight they're doing the
Four-man format team whatever the fuck it is
Yeah like I hate that
I don't have to say I hate it
Because I like it's like pick a basketball
A little bit but at the same time
Though it's also kind of dumb
Well I'm not one of those people
That are like oh
The old times are always better just
Goodbye to the old times so
I feel like all the leagues
Should use the all-star game as a
As a way to
Promote the league
Like promote the NBA
Or promote the NFL
Or promote MLB
Just have it be a fan-centered experience
Yeah but because I'll say this
I mean we know why
Athletes don't play hard now and like
Looks like there's no incentive to play hard
They don't win that much money
If they win it as involved as they are
What's not that incentive let's just say
Someone gets hurt during
The all-star game okay that's kind of
The reason why
When they went to flag football
A year ago? Two years ago?
I think it was two years ago
Yeah I don't know exactly
I think it was two years ago
I think they
I think only when they went to flag football
I know
Before they went to flag football
I think Bebo went in an extension
On his contract
But
I think
It had something to do with
The Pro Bowl or something like that
Because
Like he was
I think he was fearing him
Either one of the two
It was some bullshit of like if they get hurt
During the Pro Bowl
They want to be set for life and I understand that
As an athlete
Yeah if you
If I can't
If I can't make it feel like shit
You best believe on me for getting paid 40 million a year
Yeah exactly
I'm gonna extend that so at the same time though
The fans
Make your money
The fans give you your money
These fans pay
Tickets to come see you
Perform
So why not
Why don't you perform for them
Well that sounds like you're going back the whole
Rest
You know why I send players resting
For like 20 games
In the NBA season
That's why I really like
That's what Austin
Has me as an athlete right now for the NBA
Because so many players
Are just sitting out
Certain players
I understand
Like that's that athlete but I understand
Why?
The Clippers just fucked him up
Because if you saw that
The trainer on the Clippers
Is suing the Clippers
Because they said
The Clippers trainer told him hey
Kouai's knee
Is going to take two years to recover
Like he's not going to be able
To play these games and then
Rest or do whatever
They fired him because of that
You can't be doing that
That type of stuff
I do believe if you just
Move it down for a bit
If I just face you just because you
Need rest
Fuck no, get your ass up
Get your ass on that fucking court
Yeah these players see on this progress
That's ridiculous
But I counted off a different take on it
I would like to see the young guys
I'd like to see the young guys play minutes
And players that
Probably
Were never to the court
They get minutes and they get bubbles
I feel happy
For the young guys that get to go out
And perform when some old
Heads have to rest
I'm happy for the
Younger players because they get
Their time to shine
If you just the fucking scrub with them
Imagine
You've never
Played an NBA game before
And
The starter gets benched
So you're not going to go in
As the starter where you're going to
Be on the bench
And you're going to have some time playing
Because you like the third string forward
On the team right
So this means the young players first in the game
I'm happy for them to do this
But honestly if you're being like a
Finasterdome for Tupu
You can't say to them oh
That's not what I'm talking about
I know but I don't get to go to the
Work teams that don't really get to play
I feel happy for them
The other teams that never get to play right
So
I understand yeah
I agree with that
But then again
In my opinion
That goes back on the coaching
Because at the same time
Let's just say you did sign
And you did trade them
Why sign and trade them
If you ain't going to fucking play
Well sign and trade is not coaching
That's the gene
I know but at the same time though
I feel like
They somewhat do what
No not necessarily
As in the business aspect of it
The coaches don't always have a say
In the pro-nation
I'm not going to say they always have a say
But at the same time though
If I'm a GM
Or if you want to split the world
In a way
Same with her
And
And you come to me being like
Hey what do you think about
Uh
Tyrese Albert
I'm going to give you an input
On Tyrese Albert
I now see these GMs
That just fucking randomly do shit
Like Nico
If you're like fucking Nico
You should not have a job
But if Nico was a diversity hire
See I'm not saying all that
I'm not saying all that
But
I personally believe that
If you are just a GM
That just does shit and not talk to your
Coach then something's fucking
Wrong with you
Like if Nico would have talked to Jason Kidd
And was like hey
I want to keep Luca
Then I don't believe
He was going to trade Luca
But
That would have stopped them?
No, absolutely not
Absolutely not
But I do believe that they
Go hand in hand a little bit
Because then again you also got to look at
The coaches aspect of it of how is he going to fit
In my system
Because I feel like the GM does talk
To the coach a bit
Either A, to get him ahead of
Fitting them into their scheme
Or B, just
Wanting to know what his opinion is
Okay, going back to
What their topic was originally
About the NBA
Season like I do agree with you
This season has been kind of boring
There hasn't been like some really good
Storylines in the NBA
I mean when he's in his
Second year he's not
He's not
Not only like he was in his first year
And then there's no like
Good storylines to do
I mean, you got Brony
Yeah, the rookie class
Week this year
I mean other than Messi
Messi was good
And Stefan Kassel
Shut up about your Lido Messi
Sound
Get your shit together
But
I don't know
Yeah, other than
It's not like big things to feel excited about this season
That's true
It's an indication
That the NBA is in decline
Or
It's just a bad
Season that we have like
A one off bad season
I do personally believe too
That
You're going to see two things
One, you're going to see
Like long time players, let's just say
Luka stayed for another
Four years on the Lakers
You're just going to see these
Random trades of oh, we're going to get
Rid of Luka again so we don't have to pay that
Supermax view
I feel like these trades are bad
But in general, these big time trades
Are bad for teams in the long run
Profitability wise
Then making money
You should want to
Keep your superstar player
On your team
If you're going to see some more jerseys
They're going to have more fans come in
To see that superstar player
I think you should want to keep your superstar player
On your team
You should do everything possible to keep
Your superstar player on your team
Now see
What I didn't like about the whole Dallas Maverick
Train was
When they were like
Oh, he's overweight
But if you literally look at his pression, he didn't look overweight
But not only that
They were like
Yeah, he doesn't have the work ethic
They're coming up with these bunch of excuses
But then it came down to oh yeah, we just didn't want to pay him
We'll just fucking say that in the beginning
If you would have just said that in the beginning
Dad would have been like
Okay, that's somewhat understandable
He's going to be biting up most of your cast base
You're trying to build an all around team
I can understand that
But that's like me
Digging into you
You're 138 pounds
You're not going to be big enough to play football
You're too fucking short
You're all this
But you're making $140 million a year right now
And your contract is about to be up
And you're set to make $300 million
If you keep on my team
So why the fuck would I be like
Oh, he's small, he's shit
He's trash at football
He's terrible at all this
But he's able to make $300 million on my team
No, just say you didn't want to pay
That's the thing that takes me off about that
But okay
I don't know why you want it but I feel like
I don't understand to the life of me
Why you want to play like this
He's your superstar player on your team
He carried you to the finals last season
I don't believe it
Jesse, you pissed me off
As the Pelicans fan
We know we traded away BI
We traded away BI
It's not a bad trade
We got a first and a second
The Pelicans are already rebuilding
So they gave it to SCJ
Gave them Zalem
Gave them their good players
They're missing young players
Herb's going
No, he's not going
All the players we know and love
They're going to go bye bye
Herb, Jose, and Trae are not going
What do you think of the rebuild?
I already said they're untouchable
What do you think a rebuild is?
We have already said they're untouchable
What is a rebuild?
I already know what a rebuild is
What is it? Tell me
It's the rebuilding of the team
You destroy something
I was going to tell you
You destroy something
And then you put it back together
You destroy
Which means everyone goes bye bye
Yeah, but we've already said
It's fucking
We're not
We're not getting rid of Herb and Trae
Those are the two motherfuckers that we're not getting rid of
I knew
Let me fucking finish my statement
You fucking asshole
Back in the summer
Back in the off season
When we signed Trae to an extension
I already knew
Okay, BI is going to be gone
But what pissed me off even more
When we traded away BI
Like understand this
I'm happy that we did make the trade
Because if we don't resign
Olenek and Bruce and Brucey B
As fucking Carl
Whatever, I'm a fucking Nugget Tech
Coach calls them
Then we're going to have a bunch of cap space
For another big solid player
Okay, that's cool
But what pisses me off is that
Ingram took less money
Because we offered them
Like I think
They offered them
Three years
The Raptors offered them
Oh my gosh, speak
Get some words out
I'm going to fucking clear
Okay, wait, that's what we're saying about
You get these long drawn outs say this
Say what you mean, bro
Like make a point
I was until you fucking interrupted me, asshole
You had 30 years to say something, bro
No, I was making my fucking point
Until you interrupted me
He offered him $50 million a year
For the 3 years
And then we offered him I think
$160 million a year
And he declined our offer but took the Raptors
So
He was trading
He wasn't creative
I know, but
You'd taken less money
Compared to what we were offering
But then again though
He also wanted $50 million a year
I love BI. He's an amazing player
the highest paid player in the league right now he's not even making 50 million a year so you've
gotten fucked up cook these NBA players are crazy money i don't think we should be paying these
players 15 million a year especially if they don't play 82 games a season i think i think
we're going to go into another lockout that's my prediction you think yeah i think we're going to
go into another lockout calm down everything and like restructure contract yeah see it happening
because we didn't baseball just do that right there yeah baseball just now a lockout last season
yeah so i could see i could see the NBA getting out of here so but all right do we have any more
final thoughts final thoughts just anything just anything any kind of any kind of final thoughts
well yeah you're a big dumb dumbass that's my thing says the person with the fucking mullet
yeah says the price of one brain cell i don't want to risk one brain cell
how many you have two three oh you have four no no no i don't got four like five
but yeah we're doing final thoughts because it is 503 we have been doing this for what we did
at what 330 probably well then we've got a good bit i guess i guess we can end up with a mini topics
this episode yeah this was just another recap so now when we get the cameras going this week
flan is gonna actually look at the cameras see like what he needs to do with the software
we need to give him time i'll give him time makes makes the show better we uh i just like you know
i'm gonna be nice with him be fucking nice you're never nice yeah i appreciate everything landon
does even though it may not seem like it i i genuinely do clip it clip it you can clip it
you can clip it i i genuinely appreciate everything landon does because he makes my life a hell of a
lot easier because all i gotta do is just literally promote it and then get the guest on if we even
decide to even have a guest on like you're the one saying we need a guest i mean i agree i think
it'll be better for now yeah a good nice you know switch up thing change of pace
we can like be yelling killer about a debate whether yeah and rogers is one of those
put back three seasons i would say is uh he's not though and if you went bye bye he's not
he's not on the decks anymore don't worry you're you're gone i'm worshiping him pretty much he's
not employed well i should be on the saints he's not employed i didn't you know he has a new job
okay you know you have a job you have more jobs in there you know what i'm saying well okay i'm
saying if you have a political scenario before we end this out okay this is gonna be the final
thing we end up on what if the saints got interogated okay i don't care same thing we both
all right i want us to take this i want for this upcoming season i want the saints to take no the
y'all's main fucking goal should be getting rid of their car that should be y'all's number one goal
i don't care whether they're prostrate or not i could kill us something i want to think i want us
to lose every single game except you y'all should thank this season i should thank the season again
should or is this no we're gonna take and we're gonna get arch ney
back to the city he's from he's coming back home to the city of your loans all right we
we'll see but we we will have that we will have that topic next next podcast
and as always i'm evan johnson i'm leaving actually cut that last part out why i don't know
i want them to know my full government name well i'm not coming it out now it's already in the
runtime everything brother it's the last fucking bit you motherfucker well that's a new job
well now it's running well i gotta like look back and see what part just fucking in the episode