Hello everyone and welcome back to the extra spicy pod
Today I'm doing a podcast solo because Evan does not want to record the podcast today
Motherfucker I'm like so here
So welcome back to the podcast
How's everyone doing?
We're doing wonderful but we'd be even better if you were back on fucking Pennsylvania or Washington
You know what? Okay I'm sorry for the pauses I know no one can hear anyone else but me right now
Because I'm the only one doing this podcast
I'm the only one doing this podcast
What do you have plugged my cord?
I did not want to do this podcast at all
You fucking asshole
He has been tied to podcasting
You're still not plugged in you know that right Evan?
You're like you suck at this
You really do
Okay fucking
Go ahead what do you want to say?
Can we hear you now?
You're a fucking asshole I hope you acknowledge that
You might need a test you might actually make that another test run see if you can actually fucking hear me
Homie we can hear you we don't want to hear you
Okay let's get that first sample
Fuck you at least I haven't abandoned our viewers for two fucking weeks
Being like oh I'm going to trip to Washington DC
I don't know about any of these things but I say I hate the Celtics but then it goes to a Celtic game
Okay homie you're the one that said oh we don't have to record another podcast for like two weeks
Okay you said that you're the one that said that yeah let's wait okay I'm going to wait for now it's too soon
You said that homie
Well you see now Flynn I work I have a nice job that I need to actually get to work too so like that's kind of my stance on all that
Okay what's the difference between you wanting to work two weeks and me wanting to work two weeks?
I don't know but anyway so welcome back to Next Just Rice and Pod
That was amazing nature so what are we fucking talking about
I'm sorry if that hurt anyone's ears
What are we talking about the next thing are we freestyling or what are we doing
I think you're kind of freestyling we don't have any like rain down
Yeah we really don't have anything rain down today
Bro sometimes the best ideas come from freestyles
They really do like literally what was it our draft special or something we were just freestyling and all that
Yeah the draft special we were just freestyling I mean we watched the draft and talked about it but other than that we just freestyled everything
Alright so let's talk about these NBA playoffs now recently
Yep NBA playoffs how much the Celtics fucking suck homie
Okay this Celtics run is the most bullshit run of all time
You know what they got to play the minke in the first round without Jimmy Brother and Trevor G
That key team was a little bad especially without two of their best players
They were a bad team of course Boston beat them
The next round they got to play the Cavaliers who played Cleveland
You know they were out Jared Allen and Donald Mitchell missed most of the series
They still want to play without Donald Mitchell but he missed most of the series
And now they play the Pacers without Tyrese Halpern
No team has been healthy when the sub excites
You know what in the marbles they were going to the Pacers I bet Luca gets injured
Because the sun is going to be like oh yay we kicked him in the cheeky chair because Luca's injured
That's going to happen
Look if Luca does get injured I'm the biggest Luca fan in the building right now
You what?
I'm the biggest Luca fan in the building
You're the base?
Biggest
Okay
If Luca does get injured then like I'm going to be very sad because I at least want them to put up a fight
The Celtics have a cakewalk especially if Luke gets injured during the finals versus the Celtics
Dude this Celtics are on the most bullshit run of all time
I do feel like though the Pacers though I'm going to defend the Celtics I guess for a little bit
Just due to the fact that the Pacers series though the Pacers had three of those fucking games
All they had to do was fucking finish
They did but they were missing their best player
That don't mean shit
Really? Really?
So you're about to tell me the Pelicans might have won that series if Simon wasn't injured
The Pelicans still wouldn't have won
No no no no no no no no no no
The difference between the Pelicans and
No no we're taking things to their larger extremes
If you're making an argument or something you've got to stick with that argument for every scenario
No
Because if that were the case then guess what?
If Boston were to lose Jason Hayden okay?
Do you think they'd still be in the position where they're at right now?
No
But that's the argument but at the same time though
What I'm applying to is that
They were up three games damn near by the end of the fourth quarter
But they fucking blew it
Game one we've seen it right there in front of our eyes
Jason Hayden was like
If they had their best player would that make a difference in the games?
Because I like Tyrese a lot
He's up and down
Like that first game he gave you 20 points he gave you 26 points
That's cool but
That second game he probably would have given you five points
Like
Okay okay hold on
Who was the best player in the past two seasons?
Pascal Siachen
You're really telling me Pascal Siachen was better than Tyrese?
Pascal Siachen yes
Okay well do you think Tyrese is the second best player then?
I do guess I do believe Tyrese is the second best player
So why don't you think that having your second best player would make a difference in a series?
Well here's the difference that it makes though
It's the fact that like
I'm going to say this
Like I said Tyrese it really just depends on Tyrese but here's the thing about Boston though
And I'm going to agree with Trev on this one if the Mavericks do end up making it to the finals
I would say or because they're up 3-0
I mean
That would be historic if they blow a 3-0 lead
No one has ever done that in the NBA
Yeah I saw the stats for that literally every team that has been up 3-0
154 teams have won it and then 0 teams have never lost that lead
Exactly no team has ever done a 3-0 lead in the NBA playoffs
So that would be very historic if the Mavericks don't beat the Mavericks
So what I'm attesting to is that the thing about Boston is they got the star card for it
So like think about it you've got a Drew Holiday that can lock up Tyrese Halliburton
Which you know Drew has his credit and defensive credentials to lock up anybody
Because you know if you listen to anybody in the NBA talk about Drew Holiday
They say he's the most underrated player in the league
Like I like I like like Carl Anthony Countess and I'm just like damn okay
Because like he really is an underrated player
So I do believe that he would lock up Tyrese though
But would Tyrese have had a couple games you know where he would have scored 26 here 26 there
I'm sure he would have been healthy but like same time the Boston is going to win either way
We all kind of just figured that it was just a matter of how
Boston I would agree with you that Boston probably would have won
If the Pacers were healthy or not
But it's still I want it healthy you want you all to win
I'd love to see the Celtics walk to the finals with every team being injured
I understand that though
That's why I say it's some bullshit finals run
Who else in recent memory has done that
Just walk to the finals every team they play being injured
I can't think of anyone
I don't really know
But that's why I fucking hate the Celtics
I will say this though
It's that
I'm drinking a drink
Loser
I'm the loser
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We are not giving Barks credit unless they do sponsor us
Barks yeah you're right
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That goes for any brand
Any brand at all
But
I'm giving
I'm going to give what is it
Boston I mean Boston is going to win regardless
But at the same time though
What I say to that is that
It really just depends on
Like I do think that they could have lost that Cleveland series
If the team was healthy
Like genuinely because Jared Allen was really fucking good
They lost the area's garbage a little bit
He came back
But if Jarius Gordon was playing injured
I mean he was
He wasn't 100%
Donald Mitchell was injured
But Cleveland was not healthy at all
Oh and then people say
Oh Boston missing Chris Topps for Zegas
Like that does not even matter
Like he's what their fourth option or something
It really does not help them
Because at the end of the day though
It's that
When you do
Have to face a team like Boston or Cleveland though
They got the star private board
Like for example like
But it really just depends on what all happens in that year though
Like I was telling you like
Whenever we were walking down to the little studio
Like
I feel like Boston earned the right of way to face all these teams though
Which I mean
That's kind of how it goes though
You do go to the regular season
You get rewarded with a 1 seed
And then you play the shittiest team, shitty team, shitty team
What I have to say about that is
If the Heat were the 1 seed
And we did the same bullshit
You would be like
Oh but they're playing in your team
Every team is out there best player
Would you not be like that?
Yeah but I'm a certified Heat hater though
That's different
Okay then
Take away my argument
I'm a certified Heat hater
That's different
But
You were certified Heat hater right?
Yeah certified like
You just want to piss me off
That's how you do that huh?
I'm not a certified Pelicans hater
I don't do that shit to you
Bullfucking shit
I give the Pelicans credit when they deserve it
Mmm mmm mmm
What?
Your ass randomly texted me about like 2 weeks ago where we do
About whenever you were at the Boston game
Hey bro
This arena better than the Serenade team center
And like I literally sent you a video right back
Being like
What arena is our worst New Worlds arena?
Every arena is better than the Pelicans
So you think the Hornets arena is better than
Yes
Fuck no
How are they not? How are they not?
What?
They're more overpriced than the Pelicans
And they're not only that
The merchandise is more overpriced than the Pelicans
What fucking other player other than the Mellow are they going to sell?
What other? Can you tell me what other players they get to sell other than the Mellow?
Right now?
Isn't Gordon anyone on that team?
No
He's not
Let's see
You know yeah that is a strong point
Anybody want to buy a Grant Williams jersey later?
Who wants to buy a fucking Grant Williams jersey?
No one
That's who
And if you want to buy a Grant Williams jersey
That has nothing to do with the arena
That has zero to do with the arena homie
It's okay well then I can give you another arena to look at
Look up any arena rankings
One line you won't see the Pelicans dead last
Or maybe second to the last
You're always going to find the show arena right higher than the Pelicans arena
No I can give you another arena
Have you been to other arenas?
No
Exactly so you can't talk then
I've been to three other NBA arenas
Let's see you bring it
If you go to another arena you'll realize wow this is way better than the bullshit Pelicans arena
Don't worry I'm going to remind you he gave this to say
And you're going to love the Miami Arena
You're going to realize wow this is much better than the Pelicans arena
No because you're going to be like hey Evan
You're going to text me Evan you feeling that heat culture yet?
Yeah I'm probably going to text you that
And I'm probably going to be like fuck this shit is garbage
Treasurer's motherfucking team
Heat culture is something god damn
Oh damn heat culture fuck that
We literally have heat culture
We literally do I'm also going to say that this too
Do you think Buckingham Washington is better than New Orleans?
Yes
Washington the Washington Wizards
Yes the arena in Washington DC is better
The New Orleans
New Orleans baby
I like the Superdome
I'm a vacant Superdome
Superdome is a fairy story
That's a stadium New Orleans gets right
So
I mean while Evan's over here taking a break
I'm going to let you know that
I'm about to smoke Evan's ass
In these NBA playoff predictions
We're going to get to that soon
And we're going to see wow I'm going to be up R11 points
Because I picked every single winner right?
Well besides Enver
Hey hey I found an amazing list okay
What'd you find bro?
Number 29
So you're set
Rockets okay
What's 30?
They don't have 30 I don't know why
Oh because the Clippers and Lakers are in the same arena
Number 29
Okay this is some random list that Evan found on a Cougs fight
First thing I found
First thing that popped up
29 the Houston Rockets arena
The 29th best arena Houston Rockets
28th best arena the Wizards
Capital One arena
The 27th best arena Hornet Spectrum Center
The 26th best arena is going to be
The New Orleans Pelicans
We are better than three teams
So you are really hyped at being one of the worst arenas
As long as you're not 30 right?
No no no no no here's the thing
No no no no no
Well you're about to be 27
Because the Clippers are going to be way better than anything
I fucking hope so
Yeah and your dog is going to look sweet
So you're about to be 27
And you're so happy about being 27?
I mean I'm better than the Rockets Wizards and Hornets like I said
I'm sorry I've been to the Rockets Arena I would disagree with that way
I would say the Rockets Arena is better than the Spoky Game Center
Washington, Charlotte I've never been to those two
So I feel like it's speed comparison
You know what I'm saying about that you just a hating ass motherfucker that's what I'm doing
How am I hating bro? How am I hating?
You're just a certified hater
I'm certified
I am not certified
Certified
Holy
I'm going to give the Pelicans credit when I see the credit that needs to be given
Motherfucker do you know how much shit we have done in the past like three years
That deserves some credit at least
Go ahead tell me
We made the playoffs at least fuck
For a small little ass organization
We made the playoffs
For what?
For a small little ass organization
Because you know we're not a big city
Compared to Los Angeles, Boston, wherever you may be
We made the fucking playoffs
You made the playoffs congratulations
I'm not a heat dick sucker that's like oh my gosh LeBron won us these two rings
And then when he magically got us a certain one with a chef in front
I don't say that okay? I'm a LeBron hater unlike you
I do not like LeBron
But he got shot in the ass okay
Okay I've had Lakers experience who hate LeBron okay?
And then he's on the team and they still don't like LeBron
Because they're not like the players
Why do they hate LeBron that's my question
Because everyone hates LeBron
No
Unless you're a Cows fan everyone hates LeBron
I would say everyone hates LeBron
Most people hate LeBron
Well yeah
50% of people hate LeBron
That's what the motherfuckers have been doing for the past 20 something years
No no
The big reason why they hate LeBron is because LeBron is on some bullshit now
He's so political and he's like oh I'm such a victim
Like no you are a rich ass fuck player in the NBA
You're the best player currently
Like let's currently play in the NBA
See I can agree with you on that
Like that I can see why
I've met so many people from like different places around the world
Well I've been around the world
But like different places around the country where I went
Who agree to me that they hate LeBron
He's the most hated athlete in the NBA
Yeah as apparently I say yeah
He's the most hated athlete
Yeah exactly
But there's not much he can really do about that though
No there's nothing he can do about it
Because people are already here
I mean here's the thing though
I mean I might be lying
If he would have just like kept to himself like most athletes do
Everyone would respect him a little bit more
But then at the same time though
He doesn't even have to just keep to himself
Because people love Giannis and Giannis is cool
He shows how cool he is
You know?
Dropping in 50 Nuggets and he dropped 50 in the finals
Remember that?
You know what I'm saying
Giannis is funny, Giannis is cool
But if Giannis, but you're saying about Giannis
Giannis is like kind of cool, hip, trendy, all that
Well Bron has his moments
Excuse me
I mean we like Top of Tuesday
That was pretty fire
Blaine doesn't like Top of Tuesday, poor Shane
That's poor Shane
But you agree that Bron is like
He's one of the most hated players
But then again, I'm telling you why
If he never said like
I'm pretty sure he said like
I don't know if he's the GOAT or
He calls himself the GOAT
What kind of bullshit is that?
He's a humble king
He's calling himself the GOAT
Yeah, he calls himself the king
He calls himself the GOAT
Like he does
You have a heard him say that?
I've heard him call himself the king
But again
Him calling himself the GOAT though
Or king
It's still he needs to be humble type of thing
Yeah, exactly
People like people who are humble
Because that's why I changed my pick a long time ago
I changed it a long time ago
Would you talk about that for me? Go ahead
So it wasn't going to be Kobe
But the thing about Dre Mon, we made a very good argument
Because I saw a clip of what Shaq asked Dre Mon
He asked Dre Mon like, ew
Why isn't Kobe in that conversation?
He was like, think about it
When Kobe first got into the league
Michael Jordan was getting done
Doing whatever
Then they threw Pete with Shaq
And then they had a couple bad years
But during those bad years though
LeBron inserted his name in that conversation
Because he was a young LeBron
Doing windmill, dunking and doing all that
And so that kind of makes it hard for Kobe
Because he played in both areas
But at the same time though
They got a point because both of them came up at the same time
That's how it started
No, they were at the same time
MJ, and then Kobe, and then Bron
And there was an overlap between Kobe and Bron
And there was an overlap between MJ and Kobe
That's what I'm referring to as an overlap
Because in the end though
It still makes it hard to know how great LeBron is
And then how good MJ is
Kobe is LeBron, MJ is...
Depending on how good they are
So it just really makes it hard for them to actually give them their credit
So your vote used to be Kobe?
It used to be Kobe
My friend would die on this hill of Kobe being the GOAT
And I don't want to give you any fucking credit either
But it's fucking MJ
That's all I'm going to say
It's MJ
We can both agree on that
My GOAT does not die in car crashes
Or helicopter crashes
That's fucked up
See, I don't make fucking jokes like that
My GOAT does not die in helicopter crashes
It's all the same
You don't know what could happen to him
You don't know what could happen to you
You are not guaranteed tomorrow Mr. Lane Davis
I never said it was
I said my GOAT doesn't die in helicopter crashes
That's fucked up
My GOAT is not the person in my ring
For that reason
Whatever
So, yeah, my GOAT is MJ now
Did you hear about that? The person in my ring died in a helicopter crash
I didn't hear about that
Yeah, so he's not my GOAT anymore
You're an asshole for real
Oh, what? Why?
You're just a certified asshole
Alright, homie
Let's talk about the rest of the playoffs
We talked about Boston a lot
Let's talk about these other teams
Let's calculate the sheet while we're at it
Because we do, if we have to keep it up
We have a whole sheet
We made a playoff prediction
To see what we could do
Or what we did to predict the playoffs
We said the winner is probably going to get a prize
The winner is probably going to get ranking ranks
No, we need a prize
We need to come up with a prize
Yeah, we're probably going to come up with a prize
But then again though
Let's see
Technically
Oh, I don't know
Because technically, if you really think about it
You lost in the end
Because look, you got Denver at five
So the way we do this
We made the playoff predictions
On who we think is going to win the championship
All the way from the first round of the finals
And we're doing it for
So if we pick the team right in a series
We get two points
And then if we pick the games right in that series
In addition to the team
We get an extra point
So we get three points
So we either get two points, three points, or zero points
If you pick the games right but not the winner
Who cares? That doesn't really matter
You're going to make the winner in the series
Right?
Yeah, but at the same time though
We both fucked up, but you fucked up even more
Oh, okay, let's get to it
So on the first round
My friend Evan is up 18 points
To my 17 points
So let's see how bad it goes for Camille
So my friend Evan might go pick
OKC or B Dallas
What do you have to say about that Mr. Evan?
I watch you two and you really fuck off
But at the same time though
Here, I didn't think
Okay
As a man that's watched the Madden's play before
Like I just think
As a man who watched the Madden's play before
Like, yeah, like
Like as a man
Fuck off, okay
Okay, fuck off
As a man that has literally watched the Luka
I did not expect them to turn up to eat like this
Like I didn't really, I mean
I thought they were going to lose against the Clippers
I thought Luka was your favorite player though
He is my favorite player
But there's like
But the thing is
So that is like
There are many factors that went into it
Like
I didn't think Lou Dorx was
I thought Lou Dorx was actually going to do something
But then again, some players actually did do something
But
I mean they did
Like the Thunder did a good job though
I felt like they could have done Alhalla a lot better
But I'm pretty sure that this abuse chat
Like everyone else in the league
Used him around like prostitute
So that's kind of where they left me there
I mean you understand why they picked Dallas to beat them
Is because, well for one
They have the best playing series, Luka
And for two they have experience
The Thunder don't have experience
Sometimes you gotta look at experience
Well it wasn't even
I didn't go off of experience
Because at the same time
Sometimes you do though
Oh my gosh, that's your freaking catchphrase
That's literally your catchphrase
You will hear that in any episode
But
Luka was the only one that's had playoff experience on that team though
Kyrie
Luka and Kyrie
But other than that
Anyone else on that team
That's starting five for Anu
So like
Not really
Not starting five
They're glad we still run deep
They're gladly working Daniel Graff
Or PJ Washington
Okay, and that's three
Three of their five
Is three and two
But then, yeah
Like you got some of the veteran players that's also been there
Like Tim Hardaway, Josh
But then again
You gotta think of what they're coming off of
They didn't make the playoffs last year
They
They didn't even sniff the playoffs last year
No, no
For Derek Lively
And it worked out for them
Nah, the Thunder just fucked up on that one
The Thunder just very fucked up on that one
You could have had Shep Muldrin and Derek Lively on the same team
But instead you just traded that man down
It fucked all that
You fucked up with that
Okay, well
You get zero points for that
Because you picked OKC
And then you also picked Denver in sixth
Let's talk about that Denver series
What do you guys say about the Denver series?
Denver vs. Minnesota
The motherfucking roleplayers need to be fucking better on Denver
Fuck all that
They were sorry as hell
You're not gonna respect Ant?
You don't like Ant?
I like Anthony Edwards
But that team is so fucking beatable
I literally witnessed this team lose a lot
That team was so fucking beatable
I'm sorry, but I thought the winner of Nuggets to Riveloos
Would win the finals
And now we're finding out neither of them are gonna even make it to the finals
Because Dallas is beating Minnesota right now
Between nothing
Historically that means they've won the finals
I will say this though
People will need to start giving the Mavericks credit though
Because think about it, they've been the underdogs for every series they have done
Not the Clippers
The Clippers too
I knew that Dallas would have to win that series
I don't care what you said, I need the maps
Well you're one of the few, well you're special then
No, most people said the maps
Fuck no, because I'm thinking why
Because motherfucking Kaua came back
You said the maps?
No
But I'm also a Luka fan
Luka owns the Clippers
But you didn't pick Luka over the Thunder though
What kind of sense does that make?
We did not think in the Thunder we were actually gonna do something
That's why
But
In the end though
I do believe that people need to start putting more respect in the Mavericks though
Okay, I'll just say this
Denver and Minnesota, those are both really good teams
And the fact that Dallas is doing this to the Timberwolves
That says a lot
Nah, it's just better team ball
Literally, what Minnesota
Dallas capitalizing on two things
One, playing amazing fucking team ball
If you watch
Derrick Lively is amazing
He's probably one of the best rookie players in the playoffs ever
If you are watching the games
The thaw movement goes crazy for Dallas
But
They're not only just capitalizing off of that
Carlinthian accounts have been
Terrible this series
And when I mean terrible
That man has been terrible
And can we talk about the defensive player of the year?
The most fraud player in the NBA
I saw it, they talked the other day
It was like
It was this dude acting like a really good player
The coach was trying to yell at him
He was like, come on man, let's not do that
And the dude acting like a really good player was like
Hey man, it's all act now, I can stop doing this now
I'm pretty sure he might have a future
How does this man have four defensive player of the year awards?
That's like one of the most in the NBA history
Is four
How does this man have four defensive player of the year awards?
I have no idea about that
Because at the same time though
He shouldn't have even won it like a couple of years
He shouldn't have even won it
Because when 80 was on the bell again he should have gotten that one
What do you think should have gotten this year?
That would not have gone there
Victor
You're a heat dick rider, you can't say shit
Victor had more blocks and steals than Gobert
I don't think Gobert should have won
He's proving us in the playoffs
Like he does every year he wins the award
That he should not be the defensive player of the year
Yeah, that's what I'm saying
He's a fraud
He's a fraud, would you agree?
Yeah, bam bam
You agree
Bam bam, bam and a fraud too
No, fraud really?
Fraud
But
Victor should have won
He's gonna make me walk off this podcast
That's my job
That's my job is to make you walk off this podcast
But
Then you're gonna have to do this podcast solo
You cannot do that shit solo
Everybody loves to hear my voice
You can't even handle doing this by yourself
I can handle it by myself
No, I'm the one that gets the ball rolling
I'm throwing out the ideas
You're probably gonna end the podcast in five minutes
Because you can't think of any more ideas
So I gotta find people to talk to
I gotta find people to talk to
I can't just be sitting here like
So guys
How's everyone's day going?
That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard
Exactly
Because it's fucking boring having no one to talk to
Therefore
Like
I gotta talk to the voices in my head
Yeah, I gotta talk to the voices in my head
What are you trying to do?
Find that really good person to talk to
Okay
That was actually funny
Exactly, like
We already got the award
They can't take it away
That's the best part, they can't take it back
That's really how Barabee played them in playoffs
He played as terrible as he has in the playoffs
Because I was on tacos and beer
For game two
And when I watched Luka hit that setback
I thought it was the nicest thing on the planet
Because that man made him
Cross over one side
Cross over left side
Step back
And that motherfucker said you can't fucking guard me
That's fucking legendary right there
Okay, okay
Getting back to the game
You get zero points
Because he also picked the Denver Minnesota Series
You get zero
Looking back east
For Boston, Cleveland
Boston was bullshit
Played off one at all times
Because they played all of the injured teams
But you picked Boston right in six
So you get two points
You did not pick the games right
You might have won Boston two points for that one
Oh, don't get to that one
Calm your fucking ass down
I'm sorry, I want calm my fucking ass down
Calm down
You need some meditation
You need to do yoga
Fucking count the score points please
Okay
You picked New York in five
Over Pacers
Now you get zero points for that one
Of course
They fucking New York and get injured
They're all fucking New York
Count the points
He's getting mad now
I'm going to pick Dallas in seven
Dallas won in six
So I get two points
Dallas won in six right
Yeah
Okay
Denver winning in six
I get zero points because I again picked the Nuggets
Over the Pacers
I mean over the Timbers
Let's see
I picked Boston in five
Over the Cavs
I get that series right
And the games right
So I get a whole three points for that one
And then I picked New York in five
I get zero points for that
So coming up
In the second round
You get a whopping two points
In the second round I get a whopping five points
I hope Boston wins the final
I'm going to beat the fuck out of you
Okay so let's calculate second round
Evan
Landon
So
So far you have two more points
Added to your 18
So you have 20 points
And then I have
Five points added to my 17
So I have 22 points
Good math
Evan you know how to do math
Fuck you
Wow something you learn every day
You learn something new every day
So now let's do the conference
Finals
Well I guess we can't really do that
Technically if we really think about it
Landon really lost
Because this man
Bro call your
This man picked Denver in the finals
You picked Denver in seven
So that's zero points
Boston right there
You picked Boston in four
So that's three points
I picked Denver in five
So that's zero points
And I picked Boston in six
So that's two points
Correct?
Okay so I add two
To my score
So I have 24
Points
And you add
Three to your score
So that's 23 points
For you
Time out
Technically would we beat Kai?
Unless Boston
Wait time out
Wouldn't Boston have to win in order for me to beat you?
Yeah Boston would have to win the finals
Okay so
If Boston wins the finals and I beat Landon
Okay
If Boston loses the finals
Wait no no no
Wait now that I think about this
Wait never mind
Boston has to win
Because I thought there was a one point
But like if Boston
Just wins that would beat you
But if Boston loses
Then I win
But you've got Denver in the finals
But Denver
Guess what
As long as Boston loses
I win
Wait until Chris Stops comes back
Let's go Mavericks
Let's actually check it
Take a whole note
Dallas
Mavericks came for life
J Cam Heaton
What are you doing?
Huh? Check out Chris Stops
What are you doing?
Daniel
Checking Chris Stops' status
He's coming back to the finals probably
I just hope that
That they're fair
I guess fair is the only way
So do you agree
With how our
How our thing is going
Do you agree that it's fair and it's accurate
Uh oh
Woe says that Boston should be taking a conservative
Approach with Porzingis
That they could expect a ramping motion time
For game one of the finals
Uh oh
I don't care
Dallas and four
That's what you're going with
Dallas and four
You know I am not a certified
Pelican tater
I am a certified Pelican tater
But you go to a Celtics game
I've been to Pelican's games
But you're not a Pelican tater
You just admitted that
Come on
I've been to Pelican's games, I've been to Rockets games
I've been to Celtics games
But but but
There you go again
Go ahead
Okay, so we get the straightest then
You say you hate the 76ers right? You hate the city of Philadelphia
I do
Would you step foot in the Philadelphia arena?
Maybe
No you would not
Case
Closed
Case closed
I would step foot in the Philadelphia
And go to the Sixers game
Just to hear all them sad Sixers fans
When they beat their ass
Look we need to make a trip to Philadelphia
We do
Look I want to go see the Rockets statue
That's all I want to go see
I want to take a shit on the Rockets statue
You can disrespect everything else
But you can't disrespect Rockets
I'm going to pepper
Or like put that confetti stain stuff
On the Rockets statue
No, don't do it to the fucking Rockets statue
Everyone in Philadelphia would hate me
Everyone would hate you
Because you did that to the Rockets statue
I'm going to wear
Yeah
I'm going to wear a heat jersey
To the Heat game in Philadelphia
I'm going to get so much shit
And I'm going to watch the Heat eat this thing too
I'm going to watch your shit now homies
See and at that point
I'm going to say that
I'm going to say this okay
You have a death wish
And it's not a very good death wish
It's a hey
It's like
Like an Eagles fan
Coming to the Dallas Cowboys arena
Okay
That's a death wish
Who would you say is the biggest rockery
In the NBA right now
Yes
Like
Not like past rivalries
Like
Kirby
See that's fucking tough because like
Every
Every team is like
Practically changing their lives
Think about it, no one gives a fuck about
The Lakers in Boston anymore
I would agree
I mean the only like
One that I genuinely like
Like but it's not
I'm going to say ball is big though
Is
I mean
If I want to go local I can tell you
Lakers and Belgians but that's going local
But that's in like big big
Yeah big time
I'm going to say
The Lakers vs Clippers
No
But as of like right now
They don't ever play turn the playoffs
They can't be heated rivalry
Unless they play turn the playoffs
But I'm talking about like
This year, like not in last year
Because like this year they had like
A pretty fucking staff team
This year they didn't play turn the playoffs
I know but at least
Like this year though they had like a fucking staff team
Whereas every other year the fucking Lakers
Is fucking glitter in there
Because you know
LeBron and Aiken Davis are better than fucking
Paul Thorpe and Kawhi Leonard
I'm going to tell you the biggest
rivalry in the NBA
Is the Boston Celtics
And the Miami Heat
You know like we're always
Playing each other in playoffs
Are we not? No
So we're not
That is not the biggest rivalry
We're always playing each other
In the playoffs
Right? Okay why is it not?
Why is it not? Yes
Why is it not? Because like I feel like more people
Don't really care about that
I'm telling you, me any Celtics fan
They tell you the biggest
Rivalry is the Heat
Any Heat fan will tell you the biggest rivalry is the Celtics
You know what
I'm going to do that next time I go to Miami
I just went to Boston
I know, it was an experience
I hate the Heat
But yet you're just
Look
I gotta see
I'm a person to see what the fuck is up though
Like I'm going to just see
We're going to do a poll one day
If we get enough viewers on this podcast
We're going to ask everybody
Who they think their own
Personal rival is
As a fan of each team
Because like as a local
For me as a local fan
I've been considered the second one
In rivalry like I said the Lakers-Bellagans
No I'm not talking about local rivalry
I'm talking about the biggest overall
But like the thing is though
Many people have different ideas of
Their big rivalry
The EU would consider LSU vs Alabama
A big rivalry
But
But many people can argue
Ohio State
And
Michigan
Would be
Another one
Penn State vs
Who is it?
Penn State vs somebody
Because they got the White House game and all that
So it just really depends
Like
It just really depends on the like
Who
They think it is
Because you know we're going to say
Oh it's Alabama vs LSU
You know the history runs their D-Day
We've been kicking our ass for years
But then again someone up north may say
Ohio State vs Michigan
Changes every year
So it just really goes off personal perspective
Because like
You're going to say
Boston vs Miami
Which I mean I'm cool with it
That's understandable
But as for me
I'm probably going to say
If I didn't say Boston vs
The Lakers
Which I mean
They haven't played each other in playoffs
Since the 80s
I'm sorry
They played each other in finals
2010
But then again though
You can still like
Consider like
Even if they hadn't played each other in playoffs
Regular season games still go hard though
Like if you got to think
Regular season games or nothing can make them playoffs
There's way more animosity
In the playoffs
In the regular season
But I'd say
For example
I'd say
The Lakers vs the Lakers
I thought that was
That's a good little rivalry
Because you know both teams were going at each other a good bit
But then again though
That's also a local one
So I can't undertake that
So like I said
We get a lot of people on this podcast
We will ask everyone what they think
Their own
Not their own but like
What they think is the best
In the rivalry
So so far predictions
Of one point for Evan
23 points to 22 points
If the Celtics win the finals
Evan wins the prediction game
If the Celtics lose the finals
I win the prediction game
So we'll see based on if the Celtics win or lose
So they were surprised
We got to figure that out
We do, we got to figure that out
I don't want to just brag about it
Because I don't even know if bragging about it is going to be too sweet
I might get to tell you
About how I know all my basketball knowledge
You like
You got to listen to the Korean master Evan
With my basketball knowledge
We got to do something else besides bragging rights
We don't have bragging rights
We always have bragging rights
Yeah like we always do bragging rights
Like even if I'm bragging
Like I give bragging rights
Even if you're bragging rights
We got to do something
We will figure
We thought you were going to talk about this right after we leave this podcast
Yes absolutely
We're going to talk about it before we leave
But that's going to be our game plan
Yes
Okay, wow that is a long NBA talk we just had
Can you believe
We've talked for 40
Almost 48 minutes right now
About the NBA playoffs
Yeah because like we
We're looking at the time right now
Damn, well we missed
We missed our two weeks so we had to catch up
Yeah we did have to catch up
But that was long-winded
That was very long-winded
What do we think
About
So you had something
Wait no you had something planned
Before the podcast about the IQ test
What countries had
Okay yes so I pulled this
Up earlier
So this is
Moving on to a new topic
I pulled up
This list
It is the
Average IQ by country
And this
Die was collected from IQ tests
Taken in 2022
So it is two years old
Okay not that bad you know pretty
So I'll forget the reason
The United States is ranked number 17
In the world
Based on the rankings
Of the average IQ
With an average IQ of
99.9
The British
The United Kingdom is ranked number 32
With an average IQ score of
99.05
So we are better
Than the British
Statistically proven
That the US is better
Than the UK
See and I don't know why the fuck
He hates the British for some reason
I genuinely have no clue
I wish fucking
Landed with things better on that
I don't know what's wrong with him
But the British are so snobby
What the fuck did they do
We are so much better
Than the Americans
We created you we are better than thou
We are better than thou
That's
Most European countries are that
Way towards America
We are Europe, Europe is so much
Better than the US, we have good food
The US does have any culture
Have you heard that before?
Here and there
But then again though
Like for example
We can't say anything to France
Because France made some of us like
They made like the weakening of us dude
I'm not going to say they made us
But like we are like for French descent
So I can't really say they made us
But like French descent
What do you mean
We are part of
France first colonized
Louisiana
I can't say like they made us
But I'm saying like they
Colonized us
That's what I'm saying dude
France got like a good little bit
Of say in it
But like England, no because we keep their ass in the war
We can't say that
We keep their ass in the war
And we keep their asses now
But then again we are French
The Dutch
I don't know how to get fucking with the Dutch
But they came to America
New York
They established New York
Yeah but I thought your shit goes on in New York though
Or rather Spanish
Spanish came to America
Yeah but then again literally everyone comes to America
So like
It's just like a
That's why they call America like the mixing pot
Cultures or something like that
Nothing to talk about
Kiss my ass
Anyways
No thank you I do not want to kiss your ass
I very much do not
It would be an honor for him to do it anyways
It would be too much of an honor
But anyways
But
That is like
I mean I never really heard
Another person be like oh we made you
Like I never heard any of that
But like
I do think like
The people that need to be like
We need to be cool with
Is like England cause you know they're like
Our best friend and the closest thing to us
So like
I'm not trying to say people made us
I'm trying to say the Europeans
Are so snobby
They think they're so much better than us
Some of them are pretty snobby
I will give you that though
Like then I'm talking about
As in like
Just like
I don't even know what the fuck to say
Do you have any takeaways from us
This right here? So we didn't tell them number one
Number one is Japan with a score
Of 108.14
I can't see that
I can definitely see that too
Japan is like crazy
Yeah robots and everything
I'm going to Japan by the way in August
Me and you in Japan at my next tour days
In Japan call me me in Tokyo
You're going to have like a comedy show
Or something? Yeah bro
I'll be so funny
People laughing, you laughing
I do it all the time
You're literally laughing right now
I'm not laughing cause I'm laughing
I still make people laugh then
Even if they're laughing at me
I still make them laugh
No but I do want to go to Japan though
Tokyo would look fucking
Wonderful
They got robots everywhere
I can definitely see why they're number one
They have written me one more robot
What kind of robot?
I want one that will take a fucker
Bring me my root beer
You probably want a sex robot don't you?
No cause I can just order that offline motherfucker
Why would you do that then?
Because I'm not desperate as hell
You sound pretty desperate to me
I'm not though
Off the podcast he was like
Oh look at these hobgobles on Tinder
I like how this
I was showing him
I was showing him the Cavender twins
Cause he's an uncultured twin
He's on TikTok looking at hot girls
Oh the cabins are fucking hot
What is wrong with that?
So you're gonna stare at hot girls on TikTok
For hours
No I don't stare at them for hours
I just scroll through my TikTok
I don't wanna watch
I'm good
You call me uncultured
Oh hold up
You call me uncultured early?
How I'd be uncultured one?
Cause you just thought
No how? You can't just say I would
No reasons
Logic, bring the facts Elvin
Have you looked in the mirror Elvin?
Where's your facts?
That's not a fact
Where's your facts?
Have you just looked in the mirror lately?
This morning I looked in the mirror
You saw the unculturedness just coming off of you?
I did not
Tell me reasons
Where's your facts?
I don't know where they are so
We're talking about your catchphrase
Mine is where's your facts?
You say that
But most of the episodes I actually do bring the facts
But in this one instance I guess you can get it
For this one little instance
But
Like the panda
I did expect the panda to actually be off their list
I thought like top 10 at least
The panda won, South Korea's 2
China's 3, Iran's 4
Iran is 4?
What do we think about that?
Iran is 4
Huh
But
I don't think
Iran, Singapore
I didn't think Iran, Singapore
And Slovenia were going to be
Slovenia were going to be the top 10
Singapore, I definitely expect Singapore
Do you know anything about Singapore?
Singapore is a very rich country
I mean they can be rich all they want but
That won't be their smart country
Yeah that means they're smart
The richest countries are probably the smartest countries
I mean
Here's what I'm saying
I expected, I'm not going to say Russia to be in there
I expected some country to sneak in though
Like Russia's my top 10
I mean
Like Russia's my top 20
Top 40
Especially the top 40
Russia's top 20
They're ahead of us
They're one spot ahead of the US
By how many points?
By.5
.05
Yeah
So I'm not
What was it?
We gotta be better than that
We have to be better than Russia
So one country that I say we need to be better than
What about Armenia?
You don't care about Armenia?
I think we should be better than Armenia, no?
Where's Palestine at?
Palestine needs to be up there
Palestine's not a country
Well that's very controversial
It's very controversial
I'm not about to get here
I'm not about to get here and don't hear about Palestine
I'm making jokes, don't cancel me guys
Please
Don't cancel me
I'm setting up the email
By the way
After this podcast episode
And please send us all your mail to the email
Yeah, I can't wait to see all the amazing emails
That we get
Please send us who you think is the better host
That
We definitely need to do
We need that data
Like I want to know this
For the ultimate dragon rights
Like
If I have this over Landon
And we came up with a podcast together
That shows
Who the best host is
And so I would really love to know
Who is the best host
For this podcast
Okay, let's make arguments
Why would you say that you are the better host?
Most of the time I'm speaking facts
Okay, let's do like, you know, the debate
The candidates try to
Like a debate, you think?
Yeah, the candidates try to tell people why they should vote for them
Why should people vote for you
As the better host
Most of the time I speak funny stories
I actually tell the solid truth about like certain stuff like basketball
How I just give
If you listen to the past episodes I give
How long do I have? Are we doing like a minute long?
I don't give a fuck
Okay, well take how long you want
Okay, well then fuck, okay
I give those nice explanations
Of this like certain stuff
And I explain like certain reasons why
That, that, that happened
So I personally believe
That I'm the better host
Before Layton gets on here and is like
No, I mean I'm the better host just because
Uhhhhhh
I personally believe at the end of the day
I come with the facts
So Layton, where's your facts?
Well, that's the most bullshit answer I've ever heard
I come with the facts
Set by someone with zero
Facts ever
He does not come with the facts
He, he got me one at one time with that
If anyone comes in with the facts
It'll be me
I always bring the facts
Bring you more context to things
I give you information
Evan's over here, no that's just bullshit bro
That's just bullshit
He doesn't come with any facts
Uhhhhhh, you do kind of bullshit though
Okay, sometimes
Another time
Like, like, okay for example
No, no, no, no, no, no, for example, okay
Why do you hate the city of Philadelphia?
Like, or like why don't you travel
I never said I want travel but I was like why do you personally hate them?
and you were just like I don't know they're just as annoying as fuck
but what what reasons do you hate about Philadelphia?
I have one illogical thing that I hate.
everything else is ivory facts too.
okay right? what is it?
I just said my one illogical thing is the thing about Philadelphia. everything else is ivory facts.
so continue to make your argument about it.
oh another argument. I do more of the backhand things.
okay I'm always uploading the episodes. I'm doing all the um you know the chapters for the episodes.
I'm doing all of that okay.
I just come to record the episodes. I'm not prepared at all for any of the episodes.
but but but our topics are fired whenever I don't come up with something. you can't lie.
like for example of the topic where if you were fighting a 4x7 dude would you fight him?
nah man I would try to be a pacifist. oh what's up little buddy I hate to fight you today.
I'm not a man of God. that's why I'm a pacifist. do like Jesus would do.
Jesus would turn the other cheek and Jesus would love his fellow human.
okay okay how did Jesus die? he died on a cross. the thrones are beating him.
okay so there's not anything.
cause he was saying thing every one said.
okay I'm saying every one says too.
so you're just trying to tell yourself oh God.
no.
yeah yeah.
catch him right there boys.
stop.
get him John.
another reason why I'm the better host is because I don't have the dumb catchphrases that you do.
your catchphrase is fu fu fu fu fu fu.
no no no no no. my catchphrase is where's the facts Evan? that's my catchphrase.
and most of the time when he says that I literally have the facts for him.
another catchphrase adios. every single episode I end it with adios.
I'm consistent. I appeal to my Hispanic voters. my Hispanic viewers.
I wanted to show you a very diverse show.
that's fu**ing bulls**t. that is bulls**t.
you were just talking sh** about another country in our last podcast episode.
what country?
I don't f**king know.
exactly. you can't prove anything.
you were like screw Germany or something.
I do not. I will not screw Germany.
I'm going to run the tape back for you.
run it. run it back.
I bet you won't because you're lazy.
I bet you will not do that because you're very lazy.
you know what I'm going for right now.
yeah exactly.
nah. but yeah he very likes to diverse people and everything.
but then he's like oh I don't want the city of Philadelphia listening to my podcast.
I rest my case.
okay. well let us know who's the real person.
what's the email in? because you need to let people know the email.
they'll see it. I'll put it in the description of the podcast.
that's how they'll know the email.
but I'll keep landing his credit though. he does do the back burner of the ship.
and I'm very grateful for that.
I'm going to give Evan his credit. he's the other host on the podcast.
and he brings his views.
however delusional they are. however bad they are.
it's still his views and his personal opinions that he brings to the podcast.
I will say this though.
he always keeps my hundred.
okay I'll give Evan credit. he always keeps his hundred.
I will say this though too.
he's not like his snake.
that's true. I am not snake.
but at the same time though I can also say I need to do better more.
but at the same time though.
that's your job okay.
I know but.
I feel like in seven I take years of hard work.
I know but at the same time though we haven't filmed a podcast in like two weeks.
so at the same time though there hasn't really been much for me to promote.
because you know.
promote your own stuff.
I've done again like a.
I know people that have heard our podcast episodes.
so it would just be them rewatching that again.
and I don't think people want to rewatch that.
they want the new shit.
yeah they want that new stuff. they got new new.
yeah they want that new new. the new news.
yeah.
but.
yeah but like.
I mean I feel like we can.
I feel like we're going to get.
now that we're back.
we can actually get on schedule with all of this.
like we might.
I don't know when we're going to film again.
we might do another podcast.
I don't know.
we don't have to have like a set schedule.
okay first we need to do that.
whenever we were in school.
it'd be every Sunday.
we were in high school and we were both working jobs.
so.
it'd be like hey you want to come film on Tuesday.
yeah we really don't have a set schedule.
we don't have a practice episode.
you want to come film on Friday?
I mean and that makes it to where we don't have a set schedule.
when we upload the episodes.
yeah so we're going to fix that.
yeah we might work on that.
but.
what I want to do for next episode.
is let's try to get a guest on.
because I know I'm about to go on vacation.
for about like two weeks in July.
but it's like we have that like sent
podcast episode.
or third guy. you know come in.
and.
you know we can talk about it.
yeah we can talk about things that his wife
puts on.
or he wants to talk about.
because like Lena did tell me like if
either one of us like.
like having something to go do.
we can have a third.
so.
I'm going to go on vacation for two weeks.
and I don't want to leave you all hanging.
so.
and if it goes vacation leaves everyone hanging.
I mean I don't know how to upload shit.
so that's kind of like why.
unless we figure out like me doing
video calls and shit.
from like a ruba or something.
yeah we can look into that.
we can look into that.
but.
we can definitely do that.
I don't know how good the quality is going to be.
like.
we just really have to see though.
alright but. we do need to get a third one.
because what it's going to be episode 10.
yeah this is up to nine right now.
so. our next episode.
we're going to get that third one.
yeah okay. because then.
we can have him introduce himself
and all that. and then.
what's his favorite team in sports.
him or her or them.
we don't discriminate. okay.
it might be a girl. it might be
a guy. it might be a transgender.
we do not discriminate.
in this podcast. everyone likes to discriminate.
but i do not. okay.
i didn't even say shit.
we were talking about our private
conversation and you were like oh yeah. i got my
boy who lives with me.
or lives somewhere.
well you were saying let's get a guy on.
i'm accepting all. i will accept
anybody. that's cool with that too.
okay.
okay. i'm just talking about what you're talking
about. person behind the scenes.
that's what i'm talking about.
what?
i don't know what. what's that?
okay. so.
yeah. we were talking about
linden linden's boy. so.
we might have him on next episode.
we got to talk about it. we got to think about
who would be our good third replacement.
yeah. we just got to find a guest.
come on.
because then. either.
because then me and linden would have to make a decision
is he going to be our permanent third
or is he going to be like a substitute third.
yeah. because i mean if he
if me and him both agree like he actually did a good
job with the podcast and like
he may be around more often.
if y'all like him in the emails and y'all
send the emails and be like you know i like
our third podcast host. then
we may keep him on.
but if y'all don't like it then like
bye bye. shoot.
shoot flash too. you know i
feel like something else too. we need merch.
we were talking about earlier
you know. an extra spicy t-shirt.
where's the facts heaven.
yeah. with the catchphrase
where's the facts heaven.
or just like with our logo
on the t-shirt and wear it around
and people be like hey what's that t-shirt.
and that's good marketing.
right. that is the market.
have our logo on the t-shirt
and we'll wear the t-shirt around
and we'll be like hey that's a cool shirt.
where's that shirt from.
and we'll be like yeah that's the extra spicy pie.
you should go check it out.
bro. doing my marketing
you know someone that we met in high school
with like their younger brother
they came up to me. they were
drunk as fuck. they came up to me
they were like.
dude i love your fucking podcast.
i was like
thank you bro. he was like
yeah.
i'm like
who was that. i'll tell you
behind the scenes. but yeah.
but it's
drunk as fuck that other people are
listening to our podcast. bro that's cool though.
we're growing an audience. really?
alright.
and i'm getting really excited for the future though.
so i can't wait to see what the fuck we do
in these amazing episodes.
but
yeah. that's
alright.
well i feel like you're telling
us a good segue to our next segment.
our next segment being like
what?
what were you about to say bro?
i don't know. our next segment
being like travel. cause you were telling me you were going to Aruba.
tell me about that.
Aruba believes.
Aruba's
wasn't wonderful. you've been to Aruba before?
i went last year. yeah.
you were going to the korea.
well i've been to the bahamas
i think twice. it was on a cruise.
i went to the bahamas on a cruise.
it was just like nasa.
we only stayed
3 hours or 4 hours
in nasa and then we left on the boat.
so i mean
it's been really a lot of time in the bahamas
other than that i've never been to the
korea. so
beaches. tropical.
so i will
say this though.
aruba's fucking beautiful. and they got a bunch of
like you know. it's kind of americanized
though. that's the down part about it.
it's by south america.
i know where aruba is.
oh about that i forgot.
i'm talking to the geography fucking nerd here.
the ultimate wisdom.
the ultimate geography nerd. anyway.
so. yes.
yeah it's by south america. for our amazing viewers
that did not know
yet lanin. what if they didn't know
where aruba was?
and let's say they don't have a phone
to look it up or a computer.
who in this world do you know
that does not have a phone?
do you know anyone personally
who does not have a phone? yeah.
like your little cousin. bitch.
anyone over the age of
like 8 years old. now
you see how you've made
that alert. back to what i was saying.
no no no no no no no no no no no no.
i'm gonna make this point real quick.
because some people and their
parents say oh these poor people don't have
phones. no. every single
person on this. every adult person on this plane
has a phone. it may not be an iphone
but they have an android
or they may have a flip phone. but every
single person on this plane. what the fuck is a flip phone
gonna do with finding where
aruba is at?
look it up online. they stop
online on the flip phones.
oh so the mask is gonna pop
up online? no. on
google. they used to search it. they can't
but. i'm pretty sure you can't google
on a flip phone. you can call someone
with a phone and be like where is aruba?
that's what you can do. yeah but
that doesn't really help. oh it's by south america.
oh where is it at in south america?
you want exact coordinates? you want
north blah blah blah blah blah
west blah blah blah blah blah blah.
first of all. most people on this plane know how to use the coordinate system.
do you know how to use the coordinate system?
no. okay. it's been a while.
okay. i kinda like
the buffelite minecraft. it's very normal.
very normal. but it works though.
it's a very gen z thing
to say. but that's
how i grew up though. i grew up playing minecraft.
and literally if i wanted to find like my house
or something. i'd use those coordinates
to find my house.
and then i'd just go off. fuck off.
you know. go mining. fight some creepers.
do any of that. and then just come back
to those coordinates.
like that's just how
i used it while playing minecraft.
but. back to
what i was saying. because we're getting
on something. aruba is very
americanized. so like
i got a wendy's there. i got a burger king there.
i got a hooters there.
lots of american tourists go there. that's why.
i know. but at the same time
it's more americanized than like their own culture wise.
like
if you get what i mean.
yeah. cause lots of american tourists
go there. so they bring those american
values. american ideals. american
boyhood. cause like
the companies open up restaurants
there. cause they want to appeal to those american
tourists who come there. cause like i've been
to. what is it?
belize. belize was pretty
good too.
but
i want to forget about that vacation. because i had
30 degrees sunburn level. but
that's why you
wear sunscreen. that's absolutely
why you wear sunscreen. but i think i did though.
that's the thing.
but the difference is though is that the water
is so clear. cause in belize
compared to aruba and louisiana
of course. louisiana is terrible
water. very terrible water.
but belize you can see
the whole ocean.
you can see
what's in the water and all that. yeah.
so it's very hard to
so it's
let's just say we're blessed with dirty water
because think about it. if we
lived in aruba
and if we just started
cause i was scuba diving
whenever my 30 degrees sunburns happened.
like i put on my sunscreen and everything.
it's going to be a lot
hotter cause
cause you know with the dirty water
you got like little dust and shit
clouding up the water. with the water
being clear you got the sun just
just straight on your skin.
cause you know
it's a lot cleaner.
so of course you're
going to get fucking burnt more. compared
to me being in louisiana water.
but aruba water is not bad
either. no i'm going to want
clear water over dirty water any day.
what are you talking about? i mean i'm
for a clear water too
cause it looks fucking nice. yeah.
as in for the sake of
getting burnt linden. but i feel the
environment. the water is clean.
yeah but for the sake of getting
burnt linden of what would you rather get
burnt by? dirty water or clean
water or getting you the dirty water.
i want my clean water cause i want
the environment to be good.
i don't like to have my environment dirty.
you better have sbf 500 or something.
anyways. but like
that's what i was saying.
aruba is very americanized
but it is so fucking gorgeous as
hell. it's a 20 mile long
island. so i can literally
if i really wanted to run around
20 miles like every day if i'm
athletically fit for that which
news slash i'm not.
i would never run
around that whole island in a day.
but
it is pretty gorgeous.
so like certain locations and i get the gamble
and i get the burn. and i get
the sports bet there. so
that's enough for me
either right? alright.
i'm going to let our viewers in on my
recent trip. i recently
went on a tour. i did
boston, new york city
and dc. very
fun. i went to a self-experience
game. i went to a game
five. substance
versus calves. when
the substance won that game
in monoran to the conference finals.
that was a fun game to go to.
during that game i actually
wore a miami heat jersey
to the game. oh my god.
i did. oh my god. and i was the ultimate
heat fan there. oh my god.
i was. and people were giving me lots
of shit in their arena. and i didn't
care. i made friends in their arena.
shoutout to the friends in boston. they're pretty
cool action. no you made some friends.
i did. i had a
new arena. yeah. were you mad
at me for that? no. i'm not mad
at you. i'm just surprised that you made friends.
you are an asshole.
hey i'm certified
in that too. just to let you know.
i also went to a red sox
game. the chamber bay rays
played the boston red sox
in fin rate park. that was a really
fun game. yeah you went to like five baseball games.
i went to two baseball games.
at cnu. it looked like three
baseball games. well yeah. i just
posted a lot. and danced. yes.
but yeah. i'm in fin rate park.
the oldest ballpark in baseball.
very historic. you can
feel the history in that place. it's
great. boston is a great city.
where i live there is no.
it's way cheaper than the winter time.
so that's no for me. because i don't
be cold. i just don't.
i do hot. and i do mild.
i don't do cold.
moving on to
new york city. that was really fun.
doing all the city stuff. seeing the
secular liberty. skyscrapers.
i was living it up
in the city. drinking
alcohol. because i'm over 21.
i'm of age. so it's not
illegal. yeah we're over 21.
i went to this really cool bar in new york city.
shout out to that spot.
don't know the name of it. so i can't do
a promo right now. but shout out.
it's overlooking the berthland bridge.
it's right on the water. it's like
cheeky themed. it's pretty cool.
you can't even give them a promo. no free promos. remember?
no i'm not.
no free promos. no i'm not. i'm not saying
the name of it. i'm not saying the name of it.
no free promos. no matter what.
it was very beach themed. i got a
piti colada. i thought it was on the beach.
even though it was in the city. it was
interesting. and then moving on to
washington d.c. i went
there. i wish i saw biden.
but i didn't have the opportunity
to see biden. see our current
president. you know what i mean?
but i was in d.c. i saw
the monuments. see the capital
building. i went to
washington nationals game
when they played the seattle
mariners. that was pretty cool.
okay so you did go to three baseball games.
i went to two. two baseball
games and one basketball game.
yeah. get the facts straight. what did you
track? fuck off. what did you track seven?
fuck off. anyways
my trip was fun.
thanks for asking.
two week trip. felt like we went
by in like two days.
so let's high five when you have fun.
okay so then for my
previous years. i'm going to
ruga like. you already said that.
i'm going to ruga for a week and then
literally like right after i'm going to panamao.
panamao.
what's your name in panamao?
chilean the beach. chilean the beach
in panamao. why panamao?
i don't know why.
i grew up in france and i was just like hey
we want to go to panamao. i was like
why not? panamao city.
florida or? florida.
oh okay. i thought you meant the country.
no.
oh okay.
but i'm going there. you probably
know this country did you? i did know
the country. you're from here. panamao canal bitch.
did you
know panamao city?
is it panamao?
no really. yes i did know that.
anyway so. oh you didn't specify
which panamao you're going to.
panamao city.
can it be in florida or can it be in panamao?
the one in florida. yes that one. okay you didn't
specify that. i did say the one in florida.
you actually dismissed that one. you're
not messing with me. anyway so
yes i'm going
panamao city in florida.
because i want to enjoy
the vacation. i mean i'm just coming back
from the beach but i don't go back to another beach.
are you a big beach guy
who likes the beach?
yeah.
you just talked about how you're going to beaches.
i mean. well like if
cause like my
thing is though. i can do a beach
for like two weeks. the thing
is though is that like after that
i can't do anything with the water.
so like no pools
or none of that.
i feel like no one
reason i don't really like a beach a whole lot is cause
you get all that sand all over you
and like
like it'll get in your butt or something
i'm like bro. the sand
is fucking annoying but then again though
some beaches do have
showers though which i genuinely
like. so i can't really complain that
much. cause
at least i get a shower though.
take a shower to get the sand off.
so i'm not complaining that much.
but
i genuinely hope that like
uh
this trip goes well for me. hopefully i don't get
burnt this time. hopefully it goes
well for you. hopefully it gets
stuck in your roof.
you like can't come back. your passport
gets denied. you're like nope
can't come back to the US. it's not going to get denied.
yup. they're going to say
you're a certified land in hater.
you be like i can't live in a regular country.
like you hate land too much. like
you can't do anything for a glorious
leader. is that what they say? yeah
that would never happen.
okay
i mean. but then later
later on
in the next year i'm saving it up for a jamaica
trip. jamaica?
because i know that's going to be fun.
yeah. cause it's
pretty cheap in two. fun
fact i know someone who's in jamaica
right now. oh you know someone? oh
so. i do. if you were to come on the trip
with me you could get me the plug? i could.
yeah. i know people
in jamaica. you got
the plug. you heard it from your first people. i got the plug.
got all the plugs.
they don't call me master l
later for nothing. i hope a cop
watches a podcast and is just like
doesn't really want to say you got all the
plugs.
well what would that have to do?
what would happen?
cpc land is for mostly
talking about a club. they mostly talk
about a drug dealer.
i'm not talking about it that way.
so what would that
mean? cause you just
said and i quote yeah i know all the
plugs. okay i've never
said drugs though did i? you're
saying drugs. you're the one that brought up drugs.
cause that's what most people refer to
when they say i got the plug.
okay but i did not say
it that way. i don't do drugs.
i don't do drugs. this man literally
admitted to me that he does drugs
and now on the podcast he's saying oh i
don't do drugs. i don't do drugs.
when have i ever done a singular drug?
i'm not gonna oust you like on a
podcast but you've definitely done drugs on me.
what type of drugs have i done?
i'm not gonna oust you on the podcast like i said
but you've definitely done drugs.
i have not done drugs. i'm a whole shawty out.
you can test me right now. give me a
drug test and i'll pass it.
i don't have one on me.
unfortunately. that's good.
he probably
done drugs right before he walked
in the studio. actually no i did not.
cause i have to drive all the way
to baton Rouge which
is a very long drive and i don't
sleep every single time. baton Rouge is a
great city by the way.
well i don't know about great but
baton hamos. hey bro
i wanna talk to you myself. so
do you like
do you wanna go do the drug reuse thing? cause i know
you said no last time.
but like just a double check to make sure.
i'm not gonna be able to.
i need to find someone else to.
turn it up sorry.
but. this
this man every
five minutes on the podcast
he turns around and flips me off.
like what the hell did i do to him?
to deserve that. i am
a great person. ask
anyone. that's what you get
by the way. ask anyone
i'm a great person.
so why would you flip me off?
cause you deserve it. that's why.
no i just said
ask anyone i'm a great person.
ask anyone. yes
ask anyone. literally
anyone. go ahead. who you gonna
ask? who are you
going to ask? you know what i'm gonna
call someone okay?
you're gonna call someone on the podcast.
i will call someone on the podcast. okay.
and what do you
wanna say Atlanta is a good person?
let them know we're
on the podcast.
i'm not gonna say that. you gotta let them know
that they're being recorded. no cause then that's gonna be biased.
no but you have to.
i'm not gonna get reported. you can let them know
afterwards. after the
after. it doesn't say a lot even though.
you can't answer it motherfucker.
language.
see. you flipped me off
again. wow. see where everyone has
came to this.
he has no friends.
his friends won't
answer his head calls.
he won't answer his head calls?
that's how you know you want friends
cause they won't answer your calls.
fuck off. we're gonna have to pick the wrong
motherfucker. it's like that
hey.
no fuck that.
oh my gosh. it's like picking
the person of like hey
if you were to call someone and they had to
answer instantly
and for you to win a million dollars
who would you call? yeah. i wouldn't call
that motherfucker so. definitely don't
call me cause i'm probably not gonna answer it
no no. you probably wouldn't.
no fuck.
and that goes for anyone. like don't call
me cause they're probably not gonna answer
this no no. he
he like on snapchat
he answered my calls though. i would give
him that credit. they're all over.
not all of them. and it pisses me off though sometimes.
cause i'll just be sitting in the parking lot
just waiting
to get in the building so we can record the podcast
and just like where the fuck
is this motherfucker?
and then i have to call him again and then he answers me
so.
i mean if i had
a million dollars in the line it's like
the person is like a 50 50 shot but like
yeah. 50 50 shot. so you
wouldn't wanna like pick a 50 50 shot.
yeah i wouldn't definitely. i wouldn't
let's talk about this.
so if someone
were to come up to you on the street
and be like do you have a podcast? and say
yeah i have a podcast. and then he asks you
hey what is your podcast about?
what would you say? make your pitch.
our podcast
is a mix of everything that you
can genuinely mix. cause it practically
and i'm not gonna say practically it is.
but it's a good mix. i mean it's mostly
it's mostly sports. it's mostly sports.
it's like mostly basketball this morning.
well it's mostly basketball for the playoffs.
yeah. but as of right now
i'm supposed to throw some basketball in.
but at the same time though we have amazing
other topics like football.
we have hockey. we got
we have baseball in there sometimes.
we got my UFC picks.
which i personally do. i mean
it's like Lin talking about baseball
all the time. so
we also got like our
little outside sports
segments that we really get into. which
we will have another episode like that
though. like the mental health episode.
i gotta get in the lager.
especially once the
NBA playoffs ends and NFL
and NBA won't even be going on.
i feel like we're more likely to talk
about other things. cause
i wanna do a mental health episode for
our team. cause i know a lot of people like that
episode a lot. yeah. so i feel like that'd be
a phenomenal episode for our team.
but we'll definitely do that then. cause mental health
is very important. so let's just
wait till these folks work. wait
come on. didn't we talk about. yeah we talked about
the mental health episode.
we talked about the march madness episode.
we talked about some of the NBA episodes.
yeah but we talked about the march madness episode.
but we're going to
we're gonna have another one of those.
and
we just gotta see like what topics
are up for talk about.
talk about. so that's what we generally do.
we try to get out topics as fast as we can too.
so like
whenever news does break
like we generally try.
we may not be on it all the time.
anyway we're definitely not on it right away.
we're not on it like as of right now.
but we still do a good job though.
if someone were to ask me
that question. i would be like
this podcast is like 50%
no it's like
30% sports
30%
other topics
and then 40%
us hating on each other.
yeah.
like if you don't hate
if you don't like hearing people
roast each other. then you're not going to like
this podcast probably.
you know what i mean?
alright now i'm looking at merch right now.
we're just looking at t-shirts. how much t-shirts would be?
well we'll look at that afterwards.
actually you know what
you know what
you are right. we do
i do own the logo for a little bit.
so we own the logo.
right. so we
legally we can do anything we want.
legally we can make shirts out of it.
so i mean
yeah i was just looking at how much
would be. would you agree that like
40% or maybe more of this podcast
is just us roasting each other? it really is.
it really is. but then again
though it's fun though.
but i mean i know some of our viewers
are going to get tired of it. but that's going to be kind of
shipped into okay let's
talk about this now.
what do we personally think about this?
and
i really feel like
we're genuinely
going to be. because this is our
first time doing this shit.
our ninth. our ninth time
doing this shit. but like
we're first time podcasting.
i feel like we've gotten better. no.
are we up to 70? but yeah
that's one thing. we're getting better every single episode.
think about this okay?
we told ourselves a long time ago.
after episode 10
we're probably going to go to cameras.
so we may. bro the dream
has to be as big as joe rogan.
right? that's true.
if we became. you know how bad
we have joe rogan on the podcast?
if we had joe rogan on the podcast
either A.
we're getting canceled or
canceled. why would we be canceled?
because you know. you know how many viewers joe rogan has?
he has a lot
of viewers. i'm not going to lie.
he's the biggest podcast i think.
he has the biggest podcast.
but you know
people also don't like other shit
that joe rogan had done. well the biggest
people are always going to have haters.
like honestly. the biggest people in the
world have people that hate them.
that's true. i was watching
a movie the other day. it was either
a movie or tiktok. and it was like
no one in
the world doesn't have haters. if
you have a lot of haters that means you're doing
something right. exactly. so
yeah you gotta pump up.
so if we get bigger we're going to have
haters. but that's
what we're going to do for next episode.
but i think. do you
want to personally wrap this episode up?
right here?
yeah we can wrap it up pretty soon.
i just want to say like
would you agree like if our
viewers don't like hearing people
roast each other then they probably
are like this podcast. because that's what we do pretty much.
we do. we absolutely
do roast each other a lot. but
i'm going to say this. lambs
going to have the email
in the episode
in the little descriptions there.
check that out if you are
a constant viewer.
i'm going to go on one last topic
before we wrap it up officially.
so what do you say?
like you're going to have the email. i don't know
what the email is. like
what is the email peter?
it will be in the description of the podcast.
just look in the description.
we're going to put the name of the extra spicy pod
in the email. yeah.
it will be in the description of the podcast.
so that's where you'll be able to find the email.
but we wouldn't do something like that.
but let's get on with this topic.
so i think
we roast each other a lot
in this podcast. so let's do the opposite.
let's say nice things about each other.
i think we did this
in our first episode. we did.
but we didn't leave it in the beginning.
because we were always roasting each other. yeah we roast each other
a fucking lot. like it's
fucking relentless.
so i'll go with evan. you're a good
friend. you're a genuine person.
you're not fake.
you're not like that fake type of person.
you have your sports takes and you stick
to them. you're not like going everywhere.
you're not a vanerigan
fan. you know. if you're a vanerigan
fan you would be like. actually
i have to take that one back. because
my baseball team. you're not
NBA fan. there you go.
there you go. yeah. but
what i personally like about you
is that you are
an amazing good friend. before you like
stop fucking copying me. before you even say that.
you are a good friend in general.
you do so much shit that
like that
carries this podcast to the
point of like
i don't even do. so you would
say that i'm carrying the podcast. i'm glad.
i'm not admitting that. you see that's
why i roast your ass. that's why i roast
your ass. but you know
he doesn't care this podcast. like i bring
i think i bring the entertainment. but
anyway so
you do a good job on like
editing. doing all that. like even reviewing.
rewatching these episodes.
because sometimes i don't even like
hearing myself speak. i do re-listen
to them though. but
that's something about mary though.
i'm with these podcast episodes. because i used to
really not like to send my own voice.
but now that i'm like normally
listening to it. listening back to these episodes.
i'm more being good with it.
you know. so that's something these podcasts
has helped me with.
like i sound like a high school kid. like
i didn't even do. that's not like confirming.
i sound like literally
my balls have not thrown up. that's
what they sent me. well that's what i'm saying
this podcast that's helped me with
is um listen to my own
voice and being more good with it.
but you do genuinely do
a lot of good stuff for this podcast.
and being a good friend outside
of this podcast. which i'm
very grateful for.
and i was
almost like i lost it.
but yeah overall you're just a good person
that has a good
mindset. good intentions.
and yeah.
india.
india. india.
nice.
yeah bro.
let's do this every episode. so we
just say it's like one nice thing
that we know we don't hate each other.
but
since this is like our back up. this is our
very first episode that's coming back.
next episode we're gonna do
the doing something dumb segment again.
because
that's our daily segment.
okay. i'll do a really quick doing something
dumb segment. the indian upacers
losing game one.
i'll do that bs pass.
you know what i mean? yeah.
yeah that was the doing something dumb. the indian upacers.
or doing something dumb.
yeah. or anything
with tik tok right now.
tik tok in general is dumb.
i hate anti tik tok. like if you've
seen the veggie dance videos.
like that song
is in itself is corny. so
do a dumb stuff
tik tok. just tik tok.
that's gonna be our doing dumb segment
for this episode. but then again
we haven't really done much research for this
episode. so. yeah. that's the one
off the fly episode. off the cub.
you know what i mean?
so next episode we're gonna have
a pretty solid episode.
we're gonna have more facts about the doing
something dumb segment. and whatever we're doing.
i feel like every episode we say
oh the next episode is gonna be better.
some of the
some of the next episodes though
are actually really good. but then sometimes
we're just like
we need to work. see
that's something we need to put more effort into.
i feel like it's going good so far.
but like
like i said next episode we're gonna have
lana's boy or girl or whatever.
who he wants to get.
like not discriminating now. no.
that's all the big thing.
so
we're gonna have lana's friend on here. we're gonna have the
doing dumb segment. we're going to
we're gonna
me and him are gonna talk about
doing the topics again. like are we
gonna do topics again? because i mean this is our
first episode. just free
silent. i mean we free
silent the draft episode but
i mean we had the
that was simpler though. because it was like
waiting for the draft and then just
talking about it. yeah we had the structure of the draft.
but this was just you know just film.
unless i could
unless you want me to come up with topics while
i'm off doing something.
so that's what next time we're filming is.
so
anyways this has been the extra spicy
pod. thank you
everyone for listening.
let's go to our viewer in belgium
and russia
and wherever you may be. thank you all
and wherever you may be. yeah.
and thank you all of y'all for listening.
we appreciate you all more than anything.
and russia coming soon. and
responding to the email
survey. i will see y'all later.
adios.