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I'm sorry to our viewers. What did you mean to say?
Hello, hello our viewer from Switzerland. Yeah, I'm sure you put your back
His exact words to me before we know
They speak Swedish right I'm not
I'm not the geography fucking there like he is this man one fucking high school awards a fucking geography class, okay?
So what okay this Swedish sound like it would be from Switzerland
Maybe it's from Sweden little bit whoa
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Fuckin let's keep
Some very dumb shit
No fuck I'm not very dumb. Hold up. He got a sandwich from subway. He said this is a snack a
12 inch
Foot long just say you're football. I'm just saying football. He called it a snack
Just say football, and then I gave him a fortune cookie. It's a Disney snack right here
See that's a snack no no no no no no no I
Want to give him the benefit of the doubt that like I was eating it at 1030
Guess what most places close the breakfast at 1030 so therefore it was lunch you got it right before 1030
You started eating but I didn't but I was eating it like I'd like 1031 so therefore I
beat the breakfast time
And plus already had breakfast this morning in cereal
No, yeah first practice and say no I had fucking lunch. That's what the fuck I had alright
What is up our viewers on the extra spicy pod my name is Evan as you may not all know and I'm landing
He's not this morning
We were still gonna do the IQ test maybe for next episode I
Mean we have even slacken lately, but then again
We're also college students so like we were studying for like exams, and then we just been busy
We've both been busy in our personal lives, so that's why you know this episode is coming out
You know two weeks after the last episode and I apologize
I haven't added the chapters yet for us episode six. I got a work on that been very busy
Episode seven that's the draft a spectacular that one's not gonna have chapters because that's basically just us watching the draft and then
Talking about random stuff going in tangents throughout the drive and it's mainly the episode of me
Wanting wondering where the door dash delivery driver runs, and how do I crack open a fucking Coca-Cola glass bottle?
Yeah, I mean I'll think a little sooner. It's it's kind of funny, but I mean and whatever
but
What was I gonna say? I don't know what we're gonna say. I don't know that's why I was thinking it, but anyway
All right, let's go straight into NBA talk because the playoff season is here, baby
Right now it's gonna be the second round of the playoffs first round got done already
We gave our predictions before on an earlier episode all right, so let's so we're we
We did our predictions in the earlier episodes, and I did say we will talk about getting a prize for something like that
I don't know what we go and talk about that. I don't know but for
Every every what two points for the getting the winner of the series right yes, so
Since I got like Indiana right does that mean like I get two points yeah, so if you got the winner of the series, right?
Let's say you pick Indiana with
Where they put Milwaukee you got Indiana right so you get two points, okay?
And then if you pick the right amount of games that they would win in you get one point
So if you got both the series winner in the mountain games you get three points total okay, so
Actually, that's let's say good or amazing little prediction sheet. We put Minnesota in five
Does that mean we get like zero points in total because we've been over oh?
No, so you got the series winner right so you get two points for that. We're talking about like it's a game
I'm not a serious. I know the series one. We're gonna get points in but like I'm talking about I think as a game boy as
In games you have to get the exact number of games, right? Yeah, okay?
So yeah, let's look it up, so let's see we're we're starting with me, okay? Yeah, what's starting you?
Okay, you got the thunder right, but they swept the pelicans woohoo pelicans got swept so you get two points about series
Then and then I doubt you had Dallas right, but they won in six you pick seven so you get two points for that series
Take minutes there you got in Minnesota. How many what they went by they swept they swept so you only get two points out too
And then Denver one
But for one you're gonna want to five you want to get two points there
Okay, and then east let's see I had Boston. I know bought I got Boston right I gave you a Boston five
Yeah, so we point there
Let's see Cleveland in six Cleveland one in seven. So you only get two points there
Indiana one you picked Indian at seven when they went by
One by five yeah, anyone by six by my six so you get two points for that and then you have one in six
Is that right? Yeah, you get three points for that
That's going to me. I picked okay seeing five they swept. I got that wrong
Well, I got the series when you're right
Dallas and six I get three points for that one
Minnesota in five or they swept they get two points
Denver and four they end up winning in what five
So get two points they got Boston five. I got that right three points Cleveland and five two points
Milwaukee and seven at zero points without
And then New York and six
All right, so let's calculate this up real quick so overall
Pulling calculator real quick. I was gonna calculate what our first round scores were to
Okay, well I hate I found calculators cuz they'll automatically like add it up and I lose track of the number
You know what? You know what? I got that way
Okay, that's what for two words. That's a plus ten twelve twelve twelve plus fifteen
sixteen seventeen eighteen that's eighteen points for you and that's
What two four six nine
twelve
fourteen
seventeen points for me
Okay, yes, you have eighteen points and I have seventeen points yeah, that's first round right there
Yeah
How you feeling? I'm down by one point
I'm down by one point. Okay, the underdog is strong. I'm gonna come back, you know
Look I'm gonna say this I knew fucking Indy was gonna beat Milwaukee. So like
I'm just a psychic
Look, that's a toss-up for me. I I wanted to pick Indiana and I should
I was just picking Milwaukee because I just thought I thought you guys would come back in the series and
They might hurt in the series and who else did Chris Melding get hurt in the series?
Yeah, so that changed the series as well. Um, so I probably should have picked Indiana, but say it'll be see
I'm really kind of scared see from looking at this next round though
What's really scaring me is that
You see
New York and five Oh fuck well then already already lost that one
Well, yeah, you lost that one based on that not a game
Okay, she's not looking too good. I think your pick okay see is the wrong. Yeah, I think that's where that's gonna fucking get wrong
Let me see. I think Doss is for sure
Boston Boston could give me some points though if Cleveland wins one more game and then Boston just steamrolls them through
What would you pick Boston and what?
I'm Boston five
So I mean Cleveland did not win anymore news
But like realistically I want Cleveland to win the series because I hate Boston
Let's see
Denver could win in six
They just get two games. They got them. Yeah, they just got one the next two games, but what they could do since it's tiring to do
You know what I believe in them they've won the last two games
I believe they're coming back home to my house my high city in Denver. I think Denver could win in six
I believe in Denver. So that didn't you pick hold up? That is a very good matchup right there. Whoops
Mostly from what I've been watching
It's been giving no yoga some fucking tough matchups cuz you got yeah
You got to worry about cat and you got to worry about go there. Yeah, and then ants been going off
He's been really fun to watch
But see what I do think though
Is that I believe that they have someone to actually hold it man now
Even though he just dropped. Oh, yeah Aaron Gordon
Even though you just dropped like 44 points the other day. I mean, but still they still won though
No, they lost they lost to Denver
I'm talking about like I'm talking about Denver though
Like I'm talking about like even though like Emmett still like lost that like they still found someone like the whole Emmett
Right. Yeah, but all this talk really about ants the next microjoin. I think it's love premature
I'm not gonna go that far. I can see it though
Yeah, like it's his one breakout playoff run though
I'm not gonna go that far as I said
He's the next Michael Jordan. It's way too early. I remember when he was getting I remember when he got a vast beat by fucking drama in that playoff
Yeah, it's way too early to say he's the next Michael Jordan, but then again though. He is like 22 years old
I think he is he's yeah, he could be but I'm not gonna say it yet
I'm rooting for me. I like it if they beat Denver if if they beat Denver, okay
And and they got to play like okay see which
Understand this
My okay see pigs probably gonna be wrong looking it back at it now
Like watching them play watching play against my pelicans that game or whatever they swept us are the pelicans anyway
Watching them how they play and the crowd cheered. Yay
Pelicans got swept. Yeah, no fucking cheer for that. I'm cheering for it
You're fucking Miami Heat Dick rider. I don't want to hear it anyway. We won more games in the playoffs than the pelicans did
And we played a harder opponent
Motherfucker we had and we were down what our best player we had the rest against us
We were down
Our best player we had the rest against us. We were down
We were down our
Two of our top five players who Terry Rozier and Jimmy Bubba
I'm sorry, but Terry Rozier is the fourth best player in the Miami Heat right now as far as ball handling wins. I don't play
They literally go from the eight feet to the fucking 50 50 60
Okay, you could argue the same exact thing with Jimmy, but if Jimmy mother's playing go to the finals
That's what we did last year
No, Jimmy is healthy to the whole playoffs. We went to the final watching get traded. Anyways, so
but overall looking at this I
I love Luca and all I think Luca a phenomenal player
Player. Oh, so why'd you pick the Thunder if you're like saying oh Dallas and I love Luca. Why'd you pick the Thunder in six then?
Because I'm thinking Shane's gonna be a little free throw version get his little free throw you know what I'm saying?
He has been aggro. I'm a fan of SJ, but he has been aggroing me in the playoffs because all he's really doing
He's trying to foul bait. Yeah, exactly like
Like that's why I was pissed off like like game like game four like I'm literally watching him
he but like my friend likes him because
He's showing the world that you can say he can dominate without a three ball
Yeah, and I'm just like it lost players have dominant about me, but I'm just like bruh
He's foul baiting though like he just one of the times he fucking waited for see I
hate the NBA because
Whenever they get rid of a room
I heard the rule that they got rid of was you know when you pump fake and like you can't like put your shoulder into them
Or something like that like just jump in it
The motherfuckers literally doing that same shit and the rest of calling it and I'm just like
What are y'all doing?
like that's here pissing off, but
Do I think I?
Feel like okay see can either win in six or seven if they just got us
But here's the thing though. Here's what I genuinely do like about Dallas
You don't know what no one can fucking hold
And what do you mean he had eight points last game or the game before game two or three at eight points?
What do you mean? But shit?
Because here's the thing though. It's literally going on between Luca and Katari. You don't know who's gonna be that matchup that game
It's a fun team to watch it because
Think about this. There's only one Lou dork
Lou dork and only either one Kyrie or Luca you gotta pick your poison
Yeah, and Kyrie won them the game. What was it game two?
Game two? Game three?
I don't remember either game two
He had a nice little floater and he he gave him like
He gave him some clutch points
One thing to watch out for is Lucas health. Um, you got to make sure Lucas stays healthy
I think he is gonna stay healthy
It's just what I think that the person need to do is just determine
What the fuck who the fuck's gonna try to hold these people because in my opinion also to
They can just see Derek widely. Derek Lively has been really good this playoff
They can feed Derek Lively the check because he's the best rookie in the playoffs right now
He's the best rookie in the playoffs right now because when he's not in the playoffs and I don't consider a cheddar
Rookie, even though technically he's not a rookie. I think Derek Lively is the best rookie in these playoffs
I think so too but what I personally saw from that game for Pelicans lost
Which I hated that we didn't exploit this till the very end
Doug if your center is not skinny as fuck and he's pretty big bulky. You can get up up and down that court pretty quick
Give him the fucking ball and let him kill Chet
Chet's tall but he's not like bulky
And yeah, I feel like Chet can be bullied around in the paint
And that's what Yotis was doing. Yeah, getting forward
That's why I was just like just keep doing from Jones to ball
But what the Thunder tried to do that was actually pretty smart was they try to come help Chet
They try to come double Jonas, but Jonas would like either pass it out and we'd shoot a three
I don't know fucking why we always shoot the fucking three. CJ went off in that game
CJ didn't go off and I usually
The Pelicans could have easily won that game
We were up two like at halftime too. We were up
But I'm gonna say this too
I give a lot of shit to CJ because also I was at the playing game last year where we lost to the Thunder
And then Thunder's your daddy ain't they? Who's your daddy?
Pictures of SGA right there. Who's your daddy?
Jokic and Broner are y'all's daddy anyways
Jokic, hold up, what?
Jokic is y'all's dad
Okay, but he beat us in the finals one time. How is that possible?
Broner is y'all's dad
Bron literally went there one y'all's chip
He won with us that doesn't make him a
And then he turned daddy into sports
Yes, and then he was like, you know what? I'm gonna go to another team in another conference
And then just still smoke y'all and that's exactly what he did
They won in six. They didn't smoke us
They smoked y'all
They won in six
Y'all got lucky like two of those games
They got lucky four of those games
No, they did not get lucky four of those games
I can make the same argument
I can throw it right back at you
Go do a verse code my friend
AD was killing y'all anyway so
What are you writing now?
I'm just fixing the points
Like I'm making it bright and bold
Okay
Points, points
But I do think though that if they just keep beating Derek Lively that Dallas is gonna be very successful
I think looking back at my prediction now I picked Dallas in seven
Right now I'm thinking Dallas will win in six
But we'll just see how these
In the next episode we'll probably be able to see the second round playoffs and how they went out
And probably even the conference finals
Because see if Dallas plays the winner of like either Denver or Minnesota
We both picked Denver to win that season
We did pick Denver
But if Dallas actually does win and we're going off the predictions
Like as of like how it's looking currently
I'm taking Denver, I'm not Denver
Dallas against either one of those teams
You're gonna pick Dallas against, really?
That's gonna be a really good matchup either way too
Because
I don't know man
The one thing I'm just worried about though
Is Lucas defense
That's the only thing I can
Lucas is not a scrub on defense
He's not a scrub
He's not a scrub of like
I get it he's not the best defender in the world
But he's not like James Harden
He's not like
He's not any scrub on defense
He's improved
I give him his credit for trying at least
But like
But the way like let's say Ant-Man's been playing
Lucas
Okay I'll say this
Lucas defense is not gonna lose you the game
Yeah it's not gonna be the reason we lose
Yeah no
But
But just like
With someone like how Ant-Man's been balling
That just still kinda scares me though
Like just in terms of how they've been balling
And then Lucas gotta guard him
That kind of you know
Scares me a lot
Then again Denver's one loss
Past two games the series has tied up
So that series could go
That series could go either way
Right there
It's been a good series
But I can't wait to see how the rest of these playoffs pan out
Yeah these playoffs
I mean the first round's been okay
But I feel like the second round's been really fun
Who?
Okay so I had fucking New York beaten Boston
Oh fuck
New York beaten with Indiana
Fuck that moment
Yeah you did
Um
That series is tied isn't it?
Um
I'm checking it right now
Yeah that series is tied too tight
But I'm still kinda regretting it though
Why?
Because
We both had New York beating
We both had New York in five
So we both got the series wrong
Game scores
At least
But the thing about that though is that like
New York's not healthy
That's
That's the fucking scary
OG and Inobia's out
Um
Bakhtan and Rich is out
Uh
Julius Randall's out
Jalen Bronson's hobbled
Mitch and Robinson
Mitch and Robinson's out yeah
I mean
New York could legit lose this series in six
Just because of how injured they are
And that's kinda why I don't like
That's why I don't like my New York pick
Because fucking everyone's getting hurt
Cause I'm thinking
See the thing that pissed me off more than anything
Whenever I'm making these predictions
Julius Randall was making everyone wait
To see what the fuck he was gonna do
I feel like then Knicks could win without Julius Randall
You know what I mean?
I feel
I know in my opinion
I don't feel like fucking
They get their whole team back healthy next year
It's game over
As far as like winning that final?
As in like could be like yeah could be winning the final
The one that Boston does like one day back
Mmm
I don't know
Because
Think about it
You got Mitch and Robinson and then on your bench you got
Harkinstein
You got
Julius Randall and then I don't know who the other back of this
I don't know
And then you got
Devin Shinzo and you got Josh Hart I think coming off the bench
Or whoever which one
I don't know the other lineup exactly
Then you got Jalen Brumpton so like
Looking at like
We predicted his playoffs before they started
We can't predict injuries you know what I mean?
Well I mean look
Julius Randall was out
But the thing was though was that the report
There was a report saying
Yeah but I feel like the Knicks could still win without Julius Randall
I really do
I don't know I just need Tyrese Haliburton to do what he did the second half of the season
And just start sucking
That's all I need him to do
I mean and I like Tyrese
He's cool
I do like Tyrese too
Like I'm a big Tyrese guy I literally went to go watch him
Yeah
But
He seems like a cool dude
I mean I went to go watch him for the intent of
What is he going to do against the Pelicans
And then that was literally the game he scored nothing
He scored zero points and had three assists
He scored zero points that game really?
Geez
Wonder why we got the best defender in the league
Okay
Herbert Jones
Get off
First team all-even baby
Get off
First team all-even baby
Okay
Well whatever
I mean what he was like third place in both
Third fourth place in both for this player of the year
Guess who was above him
Bale
Fax
And then who did he go very well
He was the finalist I would hope so
So he's a better defender than him isn't he
I would fucking hope if I was seven foot tall
Wait wait wait you just said Herbert Jones was the best defender in the league
But now you're admitting Bale is a better defender than him
So what is your point here?
Motherfucking give fucking hurt that side of the center
How tall is her?
That's an easy question
Look it up
I'm curious
Bam 6'10 I think
Either 6'9 or 6'10
He's a longer size as his center
How tall is Herbert like 6'8?
He has 6'8
Yeah he's not that much shorter than Bam
Well 6'7
Okay same thing
How tall is Bam?
Look it up
Bam 6'9
Either 6'9 or 6'10
6'9
6'9 okay yeah
So he's not that much shorter than Bam
He's really up
Well
Can you fucking stop coughing?
Bam
Unnecessary you're promoting violence on this podcast
How the fuck am I promoting violence
You just hit the table
Don't I promote violence
Just hit the table
Didn't we have a whole episode of why I support violence
I do not support violence
And this podcast does not come about that
He's a pacifist but
Yeah we already
The Jesus way Evan
The Jesus way
You don't know nothing about Jesus do you?
I do know about Jesus
You need some Jesus
You need some Jesus in you
I need Jesus
The Lord knows I need Jesus
You better pray to God tonight
I need Jesus
You better go home and pray to God tonight
Look who's talking Mr. I need Jesus
You need more Jesus than me
Explain to me how I need Jesus more than you do
Go ahead
Make your points
Bro literally before this whole episode
This man we were talking about something
And he was like oh yeah I know five people that would call me dad
Okay okay let's stop at that
We don't need to get into that story
Or another point besides that thing
Because that's not relevant
I don't know what else you do
Exactly you don't have any points to me
But what?
Yes that is
But I need Jesus apparently
I'm the holy child of God
Need Jesus the virgin needs Jesus
Okay you go out every Saturday night
And you drink up at the bar
Is that really a holy child of God kind of thing to do?
Do I have sexual intercourse with another person?
How is that any?
With no problem
I never said don't
I rest my case
I never said
Guilty you're guilty
What?
You're guilty
Okay we're gonna move on
We're gonna move on
Let's see MLB talk
What are we thinking about it?
What are you thinking about it?
I think this season
Okay first of all
I'm going with the team that has upset me so far
So far in the season
Has been the Houston Astros
God damn have they aggravated me
They're in I think last place in their division
Yeah they're in last place in division
And it fucking pisses me off
Like Houston why are you this bad?
I think their problem isn't hitting
Or no their problem is hitting
Their problem is not pitching so far
Their problem is hitting
And that pisses me off
Because they have Jose Altuve
One of the best players in baseball
And they fucking suck this season
I don't understand it
So what I personally
I did say last time we were talking about MLB
I would choose my team
Oh yeah
So are you ready to hear who I'm going to be a fan of?
I know who that's going to be
Go ahead
This year 2024
I have a team that he will support
And I will keep up with
Drum roll
Los Angeles Dodgers baby
Let's go
Let's go I'm a Dodgers fan
Wheeeee
What are you doing?
I'm cheering
Why have you come to that conclusion that I asked?
I like to show you a timing
You like Shohay O'Ton
So would you have become an Angels fan last year?
Huh?
Would you have become an Angels fan last year?
I wouldn't yeah
Yeah you would just follow Shohay?
Like Shohay is not a bad player
I would have followed that Angels
There was either action between three teams
I said last episode that it was going to be the Angels, the Dodgers, or the Phillies just to spite land it
I should have went with the Phillies but
Best team in baseball is the Phillies
I mean if you were with the Phillies man Ryan you would be happy about your team right now
Best team in baseball
Fuck all shit
But I changed my mind literally when I was thinking about it to either the Dodgers, the Angels
I do like Mike Trout too
That's why I would have stuck with him if Shaeo would have
Breaking news Mike Trout is out the entire season now
He just can't stay healthy can he?
He has been pissing me off the most out of any player this season
Is Mike Trout
He just cannot stay in the baseball field
He's old man
This player Mike Trout is supposed to be this generational player
Best hitter of all time
He cannot stay healthy
And his Angels have been in the playoffs once in his entire career
I mean I'm not going to regret being the best hitter of all time
When he can't stay in the baseball field and he has no postseason action
But here's the thing though
Baseball is a team sport Landon
You can't blame him
Look
If the greatest football quarterback of all time has zero reigns I'm sorry but he's not the greatest
But it's a team sport
So is football
So is basketball
Yeah
So one man can't
You know you wonder who was the reason they got there
That man Mike Trout
He was the reason
And Shaeo
But he was the only reason they got there
But the rest of the team just fucking sucks
Mike Trout is the only good one
But Mike Trout is also getting old
So leave Mike Trout out of this
But I was going to choose between either the Dodgers
The Angels
Or the Pirates
Pirates?
Dodgers, Angels, you said Phillies
I said Phillies despite you
But then I was like
I don't really know anything about the Phillies
Except for Brayton
Bryce
Harper
Bryce Harper my bad
God damn he's
I'm thinking of Tinkockers
Fuck
Jesus Christ
I don't really follow baseball like that
But I'm going to be committed to it
You don't know one of the best players in the game
Oh my
I got confused with him by Tinkockers
Go ahead
Or the Pittsburgh Pirates
Because they have false heaths
Yeah the Pirates are fun to root for
Because they've been a loser for a long time
And now this season they're doing good
And I have family from Pittsburgh
So that's another thing
I've been to Pittsburgh multiple times
It's a beautiful city
And the ballpark up there is beautiful
I'd love to go to a game up there
It's pretty pretty here
But Paul Skeens maybe LSU boy up there in Pittsburgh
He's finally starting
He finally got called up
Finally got called up to the majors
And he had a really good game his first game
Did you see that
He had like what six strikeouts seven
I think he had seven strikeouts
He did really well his first game
I think
I'm excited for him
I'm excited for him too
I can't wait to see
He's going to stay there
I'm pretty sure he is going to stay there though
What either that
Oh fuck I don't know
I have no idea
Yeah I have no idea
He did that or are they going to send the man's back down
No he's doing good
Why are they sending him back down
Because you know how sports teams be
They for some reason they be doing stupid ass shit for some reason
Only your team
Pelican
You're fucking right
You're right
For example we played Jordan Hawkins like five minutes of a playoff game
Out of the whole series
You know what
You want to talk about your star player
Brendan May even get traded
What has the star player not gotten traded from Pelicans
You go back to Chris Paul
Anthony Davis
Not Brendan May even get traded
Them two didn't want to be there
But like
Chris Paul though
Will forever be a New Orleans person
He's even said it in interviews
So you can fuck off on that one
AD, AD deserved to go
We needed to let AD go
He could have been balling out with Zion
Think about that
He could have been balling on Zion
The timelines didn't fit
Yeah it did
Literally at the same time
We got the number one pick
AD was like nope nope I still want to be traded to the Lakers
You could have been playing with the generational talents
AD was so fed up at that point he didn't stand with being in the Lakers
Bro we
See Del Dance could have done a better job at being GM
Cause I'm not lying
We had one of those teams that could have went to the finals
It's just
No no no
You don't think
You were beating up the KD Warriors really
Are you
You're seriously sitting here telling me that
If you were Pelicans that year in 2018 they would beat the KD Warriors
Bro we
If the team was healthy
Get out of here
If the team was healthy
If the team was healthy Landon
You were beating the Broncats
You were really beating the Broncats
The Broncats in 2018 didn't
Bro
Broncats was the only person on the team carrying
Still wearing the Pelicans
No fuck no it wasn't
You were beating the Celtics that year
Celtics were better than Pelicans that year
With David Tatum and Oliver Firmin
Who else was on that team
Gordon Hayward, Tyree
You have Tyree
Come on get out of here
Yeah we're killing that team man
Before you're left
Okay let me give you the reason okay
If we were healthy
One it's like the same situation that
The Timberwolves are literally doing right fucking now
Okay
We had a prime DeMarcus Cousins
DeMarcus Cousins wasn't
That good
Good
Prime DeMarcus Cousins
He was good with the Kings in his prime
He was good with the Pelicans too
Until he fucking tore his Achilles
You can't even stats on that one but
He literally had a 55 point game with 20 rebounds
What
That's fucking check numbers
So like
He
Look prime DeMarcus Cousins
Prime AD
He had Jura Haliday at the guard
And then you had Nikola Mirtic
Who was very fucking solid
Like
If I show you a picture of Nikola Mirtic you'll probably remember him
Like he was very fucking good
But not for some reason he decided to go play in Barcelona
Barcelona
Why are you saying Barcelona
That's how the locals say it
Why you been to Barcelona
No
The fuck okay Barcelona
Fuck that
Barcelona
I'm gonna smack you anyway
Yeah he went to go play over there
But we had a very solid fucking team that year
And like AD even said it himself
And I don't like agreeing with the motherfuckers
I hate the motherfuckers
Language
I've been saying fuck for the past like 8 sentences
Tone it down buddy tone it down
Maybe tone it down like 8 notches
Fine I'll say fuck slower and quieter okay
Not as often
Anyways so
And I hate agreeing with him I absolutely do
But
He was right
He was like think about it
No one that's the center core on Golden State couldn't hold
Either
Demarcus Cousins or AD
Yeah the Warriors didn't have a great
Front court
Think about it Jeremie would have had to hold one of them
So the other one would have just killed
Where the Warriors killed Peebles in the back court
With Steph, Clay and KD
That
But you had Drew I'm guessing you had Drew for Steph
Drew had to make Clay or KD go
Which I mean I believe in KD with that
Who was the Warriors center for those runs
Bogut right? Yeah Andrew Bogut
You had Bogut, Looney
You had
I think Bogut started
On those teams
Kemaluni came off the bench
Draymond was the 4, KD was the 3
And Steph had to play the 1 and 2
The Warriors I mean Andrew Bogut was not that hard
Hold Demarcus Cousins
Or Andy Davis
In 2018 it was Kemaluni
It was Kemaluni? Okay
So with that team
They would have dominated
Kemaluni could not hold Demarcus Cousins
Or an AD
Draymond could not hold
Demarcus Cousins or AD as well
And the Warriors killed people in the back court
With Steph, Clay and KD
I mean you got Drew
That's where they killed
I mean you got Drew for Steph so
No I'm sorry
Steph still getting his
You got Drew for Steph
I'm not really worried about that
The only way that they would have to
Steph would get his points
Literally pick and rolls and then switching
Okay
Steph would still get 20
But if they not switching though
Steph got a beat
Now Steph don't got a beat
But anyway
That's
That's my personal opinion
I believe that we would have won the finals
If Demarcus Cousins had ripped his fucking Achilles out
That's just me though
Delusional much?
I'm delusional
But yet every single year
Heating 4 baby
We're going to the playoffs
Literally the beginning of the season
Do you not have hope for your team as well?
I do have hope for my team
Okay so start of the season you're not hoping for
But I don't put it out into the world
Until playoff time
What?
I don't foreshadow events that
Like that was Russell Westbrook
Me
What?
Look
We need
Let's get on with it
Okay yeah let's talk about baseball
Let's go back to baseball
Because that's enough of your stupid rant
The Oakland Athletics were having statistically
One of the lowest attendances
Since like the 80s
Oh well yeah
Because like literally
Oakland's getting mad
Because they're losing their baseball team
Think about it
They lost the Warriors
They lost who else did they lose?
The Raiders?
Now they losing
They lost hockey a long time ago
They lost yeah
They lost hockey a long time ago
Now they're losing their baseball team
They're moving to Sacramento
So the athletics
The lowest attendance in baseball
Since the 80s
That's crazy
I mean if I was up one I'd be pissed too
I'd be mad at the other
I mean but then again
I'm not going to lie to you though
Their attendance is like 6000 something
I think
That's really low
But what I will say though about that though
Is that
This is also showing
Like the major
Like the MLB commission
Hey
Do you ever want to do another expansion team
With another owner here
Oakland could be a good place for you
Before you're like Evan
Like why are you saying that
Think about it
Within petitioning
Within like going against
Like you know the owners
Think about if they got their baseball team back
They're going to be constantly getting
Now if they stop though then like I can't really speak for it
Well yeah they'll be excited
Getting a team back
But I don't see Oakland getting an expansion team
I don't see them getting it
Getting it anytime soon
Like maybe in like 20 years
Maybe 25
MLB is lucky to expand
In the next 5, 10 years
But I don't think Oakland is going to get one of those expansion teams
I don't think Oakland is going to get it
But it's going to show them
They're going to be putting consideration in it
Because they're going to be looking at it as like
Hey these fans like genuinely do care about baseball
So that's like saying St. Louis is in the consideration for NFL expansion
Like I don't think NFL is going to go back to St. Louis
Or San Diego
Or Oakland
But I'm not saying they're going to directly go back
It's a possibility
I'm not saying this is a direct possibility
I guess
I guess anything is a possibility right
That doesn't mean it's likely
But I mean I understand though
You also have to put into consideration
Most of these teams are trying to go to big money markets
Like for example everyone can't go to a Vegas
Everyone can't go to California
Everyone can't go to Texas, New York
Florida maybe
Like everyone can't hit all those major spots
So you got to start picking up the spots that people will go to
Like a New Orleans
But we didn't even support the C team we had down here
Yeah New Orleans is not a
We're not baseball
I don't think New Orleans will support a baseball team like that
If I
I don't think baseball team will do that well
A major league team
I feel like a major league team will do it
You do good because I understand this
It's the name to sound better
It's like
It's better marketing for them
For towards the people because it's like
Oh we're not watching the G leaders
No I get it that they probably do better than the minor league team that was here
The baby kids
But
I do understand like why we wouldn't
Why we wouldn't have a baseball team
But I'm just saying like if we had a major league team
I feel like they'd support it more than the baby kids
Yeah
I agree with that
That they'd have more support than the minor league team
But I don't see a league ever coming to New Orleans
I don't think New Orleans will support the team
As well as other cities will do
Well I'm just saying like New Orleans is an example like
Just as in like cities that can have big markets but like
Try to test out the water you know what I'm saying
Yeah
But
I mean who knows
Anything's possible New Orleans got a rugby team so like
New Orleans does have rugby
I've been meaning to go
I want to go to a rugby game
I don't know anything about rugby
I just think it would be cool to go
Tickets got a supercheat too
Yeah we should go on that
What do you want to go?
I do want to go
Baton Rouge also got a hockey team too so
Yeah the minor league hockey team
Zadik
That'd be fun
Alright where do we think
Baseball will expand to?
Because they'd probably get two teams
To make it even 32
Vegas needs one
Vegas needs everything apparently
See athletics are going to Vegas though
Huh?
The athletics are already going to Vegas
Oh well
See I've got a team right?
Yeah Vegas is getting all the sports teams
What do we think about that?
Vegas don't really need everything
No they went from zero
Sports teams to now they have
Look
They're going to be at four possibly
Five? I'm going to say this
If they get an NBA team
I'm going to be mad
I'm going to be very mad
They are, I mean the league games are Vegas and Seattle
It's the worst kept secret in sports
In those two areas getting a team
But
You know what that means though
I'll support it only for one reason though
And it's very greedy of me
But the Pelicans would be in the east though
And I support that
Yeah
Yeah they would probably move the Pelicans to the east
And I'd be happy about that
Because the east is really fucking easy
But anyway
So I do believe though
That one I don't think
It's hard
Because I'll tell you why
Because in my opinion I personally believe
That they've been looking at Vegas
Just to see the numbers because
Think about this
What does the NBA do every single year
In Vegas
Yeah they're similarly to Vegas
And I feel like personally
Just to see like the ticket sales
And all that
For summer league
They're looking at it like oh shit
But then again though
They can't really base it off of that
Because if you think about it you also got tourists coming in from other states
Wanting to see these rookies play
Like for example I want to go see
Pelicans play in summer league
So I'd want to fly all the way to Vegas
You know get a room to do all this shit
It's good to be
Vegas is capitalism
At it's peak
All the fans in Vegas
Or I mean tourists
They fly to Vegas to see their team play
Most of the time
Vegas has a population that
Other cities do
The money is off to tourists
In Vegas
That's not home grown
Home grown fandom
Yeah it's not local it's like
That's what pisses me off so much
Is you don't see like the culture
The type of fandom that you have in other cities
Because Vegas is a transplant city
People
I mean people just fly in
Go to a game
Do tour stuff in Vegas
Casinos and all that
But as in like baseball though I believe they don't really need a baseball team though
Because
Going to Vegas
Think about it they got the
They got the WNBA team
They got the Raiders
What else they got? They got
The Knights
The Golden Knights yeah
I like the Knights too
What else do they got?
That's the sport teams they have there
The Golden Knights, Aces, Raiders
Now the A's are going to come over there
And then it's the NBA expansion
The next 5 years question mark
Unless they play the T-Bubble
Or read everything like
Which that's going to be
Unless the
But see
It's kind of hard for the
NBA to
Put an expansion team
In Vegas too
Because you got to
Think about what more Vegas does
Than any other
State around them
What is one sport
You know I'm going to let you guess this
What is one sport
That I like
Where there's two sports
Why would you like fighting
Vegas mostly puts on
Most of these fights
So I'm not saying it's
Impossible
But I'm going to say it's very hard for
You know the
Put on these events and shit
But then again though
Vegas does have two stadiums
So I can't really say shit
But anything is possible in Vegas
I guess, money talks
That's why these owners are going to Vegas
They just greedy money
All they want is the money that Vegas provides
And all the tourism revenue and stuff like that
And Vegas has very
Low taxes too
That's why they're going to Vegas
Where do we think
The expansion team is going to go
For baseball
Because there's going to be two if they
Expand
I have no idea
I'd have to kick back on that one
I would say probably
Nashville
In Portland
Nashville would be a good one
I'm going to Nashville and I'm going to get a team
Nashville is a minor league team
Right now
The Nashville sounds
And I feel like they're going to get a major league team
I feel like that would be a good one
Nashville is a pretty big city
So I'm going to have to get a good team
They need something to compensate for the Titans
Titans aren't doing that good
Should give them a major league team
Anyways
Alright next topic
Team USA
Basketball roster reaction
What are we thinking
Do you feel like
We got snubbed from the roster
Team USA
Kyrie I believe Kyrie got fucking snubbed
You think so
Bro with thousands of people
I don't feel like Kyrie got really snubbed
They just don't want to deal with Kyrie
See
Oh that's not even on the list
It's just
Okay
Okay here we go
I think you're good at jersey
I keep forgetting to get my team USA jersey
Team USA jersey yeah
USA
We are patriots on the podcast
We are America first
Right Evan
USA all the way right
USA all the way
That's what I'm talking about
I would like to see them
Okay come on let's go
I'm trying man
Okay Bama Adabayo
Yes sir
Devin Booker, Seth Furry, Anthony Davis
Kevin Durant, Anthony Edwards
Duel and beat, Terry Salliburton
Drew Holliday, LeBron James
Kawhi Leonard, Jason Haley
That's a pretty
Great roster there
See
Actually I was about to say
They lack in centers
But like
I mean shit I mean having
Duel and beat Anthony Davis and Bama Adabayo
That's pretty good
That's enough
All this just for
Just to prove Noah Lyle is wrong
Fuck all that
All that
Because all that mothafucka had to say was
What are they going to be
World champions at what
I mean shit
We
We going to prove it this summer though
Prove what what do you mean
The team USA is
Dominated in basketball like we always are
He didn't say that
I know but
It still proves that like
We're the world champions
Us playing in the United States
Okay yeah
So we would have
Top talent and then VH
We're going to prove that they are the best
In the world because we're going to win the
In the Olympics yeah
So I believe though
Kyrie should take Tyrese Halliburton's spot
Really?
They don't want to deal with Kyrie
They don't want to deal with this
I love Halliburton
I love Halliburton to death
But
Me and you can both say this about Kyrie
He's calmed down
In Dallas?
Yeah I guess
He's especially calmed down
He's chill he's honest
He's not like he was in like Brooklyn
In Boston
I mean I felt like he wasn't as bad in Boston
Like in the beginning
Towards the end though
So I personally believe that like
He went off the rails in Brooklyn
He got better in Dallas though
Which I will give him credit Mark Cuban
Been doing better with him
My Cubans going to sell a team
Did you know that? My Cubans going to sell
A Mavericks
He already sold the team
He sold Majority State
He's still like a
He's still under there he sits behind the bench
He's always got to sit behind the bench
Always
I mean I would too
I was an owner I would sit courtside
I mean you don't have to pay for the tickets
You own the team
Yeah yeah yeah like
I own this motherfucker
Imagine walking in the arena
Like people like
They're security and trying to check your tickets
Like I'm the fucking owner what do you mean
Yeah like
So I mean that's why some people were bad
I don't know but I personally believe
Speaking of badges you gotta respect me
I'm a state worker right here
I'm not respecting that bad
I'm a state worker
Employee of the state right here
You have to respect me
I'm not respecting that but
I could do some shit if you don't respect me
Send you to Engola
What are you going to do inspect my car
Oh no I'm so worried
Inspect your car
Inspect my car oh no
Make sure I can't get to one place or another oh no
But
I personally believe them
Kyrie should be it
Over Halliburton
Because I feel like Drew
Drew is there for defensive purposes
So I like Drew in there
You can keep Drew in there
And I hate to say that
I don't hate to say it but
That's what I believe
Let me look at your screen for a second
I mean I worry about Kawai
Just because he's very injury prone
You know what I mean
A.D. as well
And another thing I worry about is chemistry
These guys need to work out
In the summer these next couple months
And really get the chemistry right
Lots of scrimmages
Lots of practices
They need team bonding
See my thing about all that though
Is that
Most of these people
Are going
Are mostly going to have to play with each other
Because of like
Either former Team USA
Dance for championships
Or just like
Look LeBron
LeBron A.D
LeBron Kawai
Who does Kawai play with on the list
He played with Team USA a while back
Oh you're talking about past Team USA
I thought you were talking about on NBA roster
I'm talking about NBA roster slash
Team USA
Past Team USA
So LeBron
Kawai
Kevin
A.D.
Steph
Steph's never played
This would be the first time Steph's played
In the Olympics
This would be Steph's first Olympics
Are we sure about that
I know for a fact
This would be the first time Steph's played in the Olympics
I know for a fact
They were talking about it
Steph's never played in the Olympics
I couldn't believe that first either
Nate is a member of the 2014
Flash 16 USA Men's National Team
That wasn't in the Olympics
That was in FIBA
He's never played in the Olympics before
This is his first team USA Olympics
I mean they're practically the same
No they're not
The Olympics means so much more than
FIBA tournament
I mean they're not the only team that
Played in the Olympics
Except for
Well that's why we're talking about these rosters
Because they're a big deal
We get sacking
We get sacking for FIBA
No
Last year's team was not
These stars care way more about the Olympics
Than they do playing FIBA
Last year we equals people last year
Every year it's like that
These NBA talent
They don't care about FIBA
They care way more about the Olympics
And I don't blame them
I care more about the Olympics
I mean heck, basketball is really the only sport
I watch in the Olympics
Well look
They still
You know who was on the
Okay well then just a
Big point of my argument
Who was on
National Team
From what? 2020?
2014-2016
Just to see if like
See what?
Just if they have people that like
He played with
Because I think he's got to have played with people
Okay so he's played with Kawhi Leonard
LeBron
It really doesn't matter, that's so many years here
You still have to get chemistry, fresh chemistry in there
It doesn't matter if you played 8 years
ago with somebody, you got to get chemistry
Right for this tournament
But then again though, what I think
They're not even going to be worried about
Chemistry
Because I think what they're going to do is just worry about
Mismatches, let's just say
No no, you have to reckon
That's one of the main reasons we lost in the
FIBA tournament, showing they have the best
Talent, but chemistry
That team did not have much chemistry
On the FIBA tournament last year
But the only reason we didn't do that
Good was mostly because one
We kept changing the line of every single
Note, like
At first, okay, as a Pelicans fan
I love Brandon Ingram for death
But like he should not have been in the team
But that's only because of like
How they were using him
How they were using certain players
Was kind of pissing me off
So you're blaming the coaches though?
I'm blaming the good people now
You're blaming Steve for?
Because certain ways
There are certain ways you use certain players
You think BI has like a
Power Forward
I don't like that, because like we don't even have that
We never have enough
Power Forward
Because you're playing against bigger guys
So that's why I don't risk
Plus, last year our centers weren't really that
Good, so that's why
That's why this year
I'm not really worried about chemistry
Because most of these dudes have played with each other
In past Olympics, in like
Teams, except
See, well I'm saying you need fresh chemistry, you can't just say
Oh we played four years ago together
You need that fresh chemistry
You're not going to have that bond that you had
Four years ago
I'm going to say fresh chemistry
For the newer players, like Anthony
And Tyrese, like the new guys
I mean, I'm still brought in
And they have chemistry together
They didn't play for the Lakers
Joel Embiid
What do you think about
Joel Embiid choosing to play for the US
I don't blame him
You don't blame him?
This man
Is literally
This man literally knows how
Iconic Team USA is
And so he was just like, hey
I'm tired of getting my ass beat
And playing for France
Or playing for Africa
I'm going to go
Be a part of Team USA
And win that gold
Have a gold medal under my name
You're predicting a gold medal
For the US?
I mean bronze playing
KD, steph is playing
I'm predicting gold medal for the US, of course
I mean, Jokic is going to try to be on
What is it?
Serbia
He'll be on Serbia
And he's going to be like, what the fuck
Whenever he's going to deal with Lebron throwing an alley
You have to KD
And then Kolojovic
He's going to be on that Serbia
The one team that I'm legit
Worried about is Slovenia
Why?
Because Luka kills every year
Luka, who else is on that team?
No other NBA talent
If you watch the Slovenia
National team, they can dominate
With or without Luka
Because they have chemistry
These other countries teams have been
Playing together for years, like the same
Players consistently, whereas the USA
Puts a new roster out every year
So they don't have the team built chemistry
That's been building from years
Do you get my point?
Yeah, I get your point
But, I mean, that's one of the reasons
Why team EOS got beat last year in FIBA
And why these countries have bigger threats
Than they used to be
Because they've been playing years and years
With the same talent together
Building chemistry
Chemistry is really important in basketball
But
I do believe though, what I think they're going to
Try to do, is just look at
Mismatches
And they'll just play off of that
Because that's what they did last year
For the Lithuania game
They just looked at Austin Reeves
And they were just licking
Their lips
Like that's fresh meat right there
And that's exactly what they did
They killed them
So that's why I think they're just going to play
Mismatches
But then again though, that whole team can score
We all know that
So it don't really matter
That's why I'm not really worried about chemistry
Because then at the same time though, if I'm a brawn
I know I don't need to average
Like 20 points
In the league
Or in the Olympics
It's harder to score
In the Olympics
It is harder to score
Wasn't Lucas saying that?
It's the hardest score in international basketball
But then again though
Lucas grew up
Playing different basketballs
Which is good to know
They don't have in the lane violations
They play harder defense
And they got faster shot blocks
They got 20 second shot blocks
See here's my thing on that though
This nurse in the European
The European league plays harder defense
I think the defense is
Equivalent to playoff defense
And NBA
I think it's about the same level of defense as NBA playoff
Defense
And why is that? Because the European leagues
Do not have the playoffs
So the regular season is the playoffs to them
But see
That's actually a disadvantage
To them in my opinion
Because with that like 20 second shot block
What are they doing most of the time?
They're getting the rebound
And they're just trying to go go go go go
To get a transition basketball
But
Instead of
For example, I think we do pretty good in the US
Though
It's like half court sets
We make it play to come down the court
You get over there, you get over there
You're saying they have a 20 second shot block?
20 second, 24 second
I mean it's not a huge difference
As soon as you get the rebound
You have 4 extra seconds
But then you gotta think at the time
You gotta either run or you're jogging
Either running
Or you're slowly walking the ball down
But that'd be dumb of you to walk the ball down
Because think about it
From 20 seconds you're going down 18, 17, 16, 15
14
We're gonna say you get to half court at 14
So that means you just have 14 seconds to do something
Whereas in 24
That 4 extra seconds could be
4 more seconds so
Whatever, it just really depends on how you're looking at it
But what I'm saying though is
I think the US does good as in like
Set plays up like
We can go across half court
Make a half court set play
And set that up
You should look at these European coaches
The type of plays they set up
There's some great talent
In European coaches
I know that there is
But at the same time though
I'm thinking they're more used to
Just transition basketball
I mean nothing's wrong with that
Because that's just how they play over there
That's how
But they just gotta be quick about it though
That's the thing
And that's what I feel like
Team USA is just gonna be dominant
Because they're slowing down the game
It's just a pace thing
You just really gotta know like
Either how fast you're playing or how slow you're playing
You just gotta know the pace
That's what I personally believe
So you think that Kyrie is the only one that got snubbed off the team?
I personally believe yeah
You think Kyrie should be in there over Tyrese
I feel like it's a complete waste of myself
I think
They just got the chemistry
They just need chemistry with them
I do understand why they have Tyrese in there
It's mostly for passing wise
Yeah passing is for me
But at the same time though
Like
Come on Kyrie
Kyrie's been in there
Like Kyrie's been in
The World Cup Olympics
He's been cooking
Like Kyrie play
Like Kyrie ball
That's what I personally think
To wrap it up
USA
So let's talk about this one
Okay
In our little
Topic sheet we got
He put my biggest pet peeve
People walking in the sidewalk on their phone
Would you care to explain
How I can do a rant on this
I have had
No less than 10 people
Probably more than that
Probably like once a week this happens
When I'm walking across campus
In my own business
With a little backpack
Just taking a stroll
This is you walking
This is not you driving
No I'll be walking
I'll be walking along campus
And then I'll see someone
In the opposite direction of me
And I see them walking towards me
And they're on their phone
I don't know if they're on their phone
I don't care either
But they're on their phone not paying attention to where they're walking
And they literally walk straight into me
I'm like I'm not moving first of all
I'm taking the high ground
I'm not moving okay
You gotta fucking move
So I'll like legit walk straight in them
And watch them on their phones
Like fuck it what are you doing
This is what happens and then
You just kinda do that
Yeah they literally walk straight into me
Cause they're on their phone
And I'm on the right side of the sidewalk
Cause everyone knows they walk on the right side
Of the sidewalk
Just like you're driving
That's just a common rule
Walk on the right side of the sidewalk
Whereas those other people they're walking on the left side of the sidewalk
Cause they're going away from something
I understand that
I would be pissed about that too
Cause like
I sometimes kinda do that
But the thing about me though
I would look up to see like
What I got going on in front of me
Cause like I'll be doing that at school too
But at the same time I'll be like doing this
Yeah I'm not saying never mind
Phone walking cause I am
But like fucking pay attention
Like I understand all of that
Exactly don't be like watching your movie on your phone
Not paying attention to the outside world around you
Like you can hear the movie at least
You can understand what the fuck is going on
For a little bit before like you get on your bus or
Your car or something like that
Cause if you got like 5 blocks to go to
You're trying to watch a movie then what the fuck is wrong with you
Just trying to watch them
I mean
Fucking pay attention this pisses me off
So much
And you know something else that makes me mad
People take up the whole sidewalk
There will like be 4 people
Across the sidewalk
I'm trying to walk by them
And they won't move
No they won't move
They'll expect me to walk around the sidewalk
On the grass
Why am I supposed to do that
Why don't you like move to
Take up half the sidewalk
Why are you lifting 4 people
Take up the whole sidewalk
That pisses me off too
Have you experienced that?
Cause there will be like 2 people
And they'll be like in the middle of the
Like literally take up the whole sidewalk
And the other people will come from the side
And they will walk
And I'll be right here
And I'm just like bruh
Just scoot it
Some people will actually do like
Try to get behind one another and then go back to doing that
Yeah no that's fine
I'm a-ok with those people
But the people that don't fucking move
That's a problem with me
I'm committed now
I'm not gonna move around the sidewalk
I'm gonna run straight into your ass
You're inconveniencing me
I have no reason to not be on the sidewalk
See now
Now I'm gonna find out what the fuck
My senses are
Figure out what the fuck I don't like
So now we can talk about it on another episode
You don't have
Things that just irk you
You don't know them all the time
I don't know them all the time
Cause I'm just a chill guy most of the time
But if it starts
To annoy me
Let's tell
It's literally cooking my blood
Like
It's slowly cooking my blood
That's all it's doing
Well I'm a chill guy too
I mean I'm cool
You know
It's not like there's a cool thing to say
That was uncool
But
It's just cooking my blood
Like if you do something dumb
That's what it means though
What it is
Like
I can already tell you mine
But then again some people are gonna say I have
Road rage
If you're going 45 miles an hour
On this road
And you're going 35
Bro what the fuck
Is wrong with you
Like bro it's 45
Not 35 go
Please stop
There's no reason to be driving safe
I do not have road rage
And Evan can attest to it
He's wearing the car with me in cleanser time
Landa Damier killed me like 80% of the time
Dude I am a good driver
Tell the listeners how good a driver I am
Bro this man
This man will give nobody space
What
Like I'm talking about as in like
A car is in front of you
You will be on their fucking ass
And I'd be wondering sometimes
How the fuck you brake fast enough
Like
That is my thing
Like you don't give them like no little bit of space
Or whatever
So you stay like 30
Feet behind them
I don't stay 30 feet behind them but I give them at least space where I can see their fucking bumper though
I do not tell gay people
Come on
You are a lie
Come on
You got to give me credit here
Bro literally
Coming from Wacloss
We are going to a Saints game
Was it Saints game where we went to Wacloss
I think it was Saints game
It was that Braves game
The Saints vs Braves
It was Chris Alada and Ricky here
Now I remember
We are coming out of Wacloss
We are getting on the merge to the
The
Interstate
The fucking what is it called something else
The subway
Yeah the subway
The freaking rain break on the subway
This man is literally behind his car
Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
What the heck
How do you remember that
Because dog I am remembering
This me holding on to the thing
And you just be like Evan I am not going to kill you
And I am just like hey bro
Because sometimes you break fucking hard
I am maybe a little bit too aggressive with the breaks sometimes
Yeah I will say that
Because there are so many moments
Even like whenever we were at school
Where I would have a thing and I am just like bro don't kill me please
And you just be
And I am just like
Am I dead yet
What the fuck
Bro
That is the only thing that scares me about you
I believe that you know what you are doing
But like
I swear if someone break checks you
Oh it is game over for you
I will give you a review
Of your driving then okay
I feel like you are like a super cautious driver
You don't want to make any mistakes
You don't want to do anything wrong
You are like a super cautious driver
I feel like you drive slow
Well
The thing with me though
Was that whenever y'all were first riding with me
Because it was my first time driving in New Orleans
That was my very first time
Yeah I feel like you don't know what you are doing on the road
Like you can't really navigate
I mean now I know what I am doing in New Orleans
But like
I am not going to lie to you
The thing about my driving
Me and my friend Jada went to the game
Was it
You went to the
Pelicans game where they lost
And they got stuffed
You went to the game they got stuffed
I love how you had the bitch in there
Oh I forgot to bring my broom
Dang it
I fucking hate you
She was telling me how I need to be more aggressive
Whenever I was in New Orleans
She was like you need to be more aggressive
I am trying to wait for an open space
Like
Give me some time
You are like a very passive driver
And it is funny because you make fun of me for being a passive
Person I want to fight
You are a very passive driver
You are like people bitch around
No
No no no no
It is very hard because I also
I drive a truck
You drive a Bronco
It is a truck
It is not a truck
Oh my god
Evan
That is not a truck
We are going to google this right now
The Bronco that you have
But the Bronco you drive
Is an SUV
He just looked it up
Fuck you anyways
I drive an SUV
That is another point for me in the system
Mark it down
Oh wait you can't
I do drive an SUV
Now that I have paid it
I drive an SUV
So it is a lot bigger
To navigate
New Orleans traffic
If you ever go down to New Orleans
Just don't
New Orleans is a great city
It is a great city
It is an amazing city
Full of history and good times
If you want to get robbed or piss on the street go to New Orleans
No hold up
You are not going to get robbed when you step foot into the city
Not directly
You got to know what you are doing
You got to be cautious just like anywhere you go
If you go to a wrong neighborhood in a bad mood
You are going to get robbed
I am trying to place you
You should not go in bad moods
Like
But
If you go to the french quarter
You are probably going to get robbed
I have been to the french quarter a lot
You are not going to get robbed
But
I got to find out my pet views
That is the end of that conversation
I am going to go home
I don't know my pet views
Yeah
You know what that is my pet view
Blaine is driving
My pet view
You are a nervous driver
I feel like you are going to be driving in a big city
You are so nervous
But anybody is going to be nervous
I am not nervous in a big city driving
Not anymore
You have been there so many times
You can tell me at first
You were not nervous of driving in the new world
Maybe the first time
That was my first time
You were nervous
I have heard to you more than one time
I have been in your car more than one time
I have not driven in the new world
I have not driven
I have not driven to New Orleans
Think about it
The time before that
We literally went to like the southeast
No
I went with you to the hell against practice thing
Yeah
That was my first time going to the new world
Driving there
I think you drove another time
When we were playing the pubs game
Later on yeah
Wait
I drove to the Sacramento game
Yeah
I felt like I did better that time though
I feel like you are still an overly cautious driver
I mean I am
I don't want to get hit
So there you go
But like
Driving around here I am not really worried about it
I am not nervous of driving around here
New Orleans I am not nervous of driving
About driving around there
But then again though I don't know everything
About New Orleans
Like everything will turn and shit
That is the worry part though
Like if it is like hey
You want to go to a Pelican game with me and you drive
I am like okay sure let's go
But they are like hey let's go to
Tito's taco shop
On like better than that
So when you go to New Orleans
You just go to the game back
You are saying you have not really driven around the city before
I mean I have driven around
But I have not really gone to like
Because like you know New Orleans is pretty dangerous
I drive a 2024 SUV
And you know I am not trying to get car robbed
Or car jacked
So like
You drive an SUV
Okay can you shut the fuck up about that
Okay let's move on because
Everyone is getting mad at me
Yeah that is my pet peeve right there
Just him and existing
Let's move on our turtles are racist everybody
Do do do do
Doing dumb shit
And today's doing dumb shit is
Turtles are doing dumb shit they are racist
I do not condone racism
Unlike my friend over here who is racist as shit
How am I racist?
I do not condone racism
Watch this turtle video and just see
How racist they are
Layla likes turtles so therefore yeah
I do like turtles
Do you like turtles?
I used to like turtles until I found out they were racist
Until I found out they were racist because they were shit
Now I hate them right?
Exactly yeah we hate the turtles
That is not so strange hold on
Turtles deserve to die
I am just kidding
Hold on let me turn this down
I am just kidding I am just kidding
Look at this turtle
They hate the brown shoes
Like literally
They are fine with the white shoes
And they just see the black
Okay white
White is good
Hold up hold up
Oh black
Fight
White is cool white is cool
Oh white is cool
Black
Then it is just the same thing
Like
Now
Is it like a known experience
With all turtles
Because I feel like it is just the same turtle
Doing that shit
So like that person could have trained him to be racist
I do not care turtles are racist
Come fight me
I do not care turtles are racist confirmed
This one sucks
This shoe sucks it is black
Oh the white one is fine
White is fine
Brown attack the brown people
Oh black
Oh
Which one does he hate more
He hates black
Of course he hates the black one
This is a maze
The white
White is fine we are pro whites
Pro white
How are you doing
Just see the black shoe
Okay lining up
Right to the
There you go
Just about to hit the black
Die black die
The white shoes are okay
Oh black shoe attack attack
Like
I do not know
When I first saw that video
I just saw the very first clip
Of how the dude just takes off the duct tape on the shoe
This shoe
This shoe is just making turtles look bad
This is attacking all the black shoes
The bottom of the white shoe
The bottom
Oh forget about it
White shoe white shoe
This sucks
Black socks
I mean that is funny come on
Turtles are racist at that point
Racism confirmed
Turtles are racist
Alright
Do you own a pet turtle
I own like some big ass tortoise and stuff
So
You need to tell your aunt
Get those shit
They are racist
Next time I go to New Orleans
I will stop by her house
And I will just have some black shoe boys
I am going to have some black
I am going to have to put on my white socks
Just put on my white sock right here
And just my black shoe right here
Just let them go ahead
I am going to go so far as to say
All turtles need to be killed
I cannot condone racism
I need to go and stink
Okay so
You are going to let these racist pieces of shit
Live on this earth really
They are turtles what are they going to do
Attack the black people
That is what I don't want
I do not want these turtles or your racist stuff
Here in the streets
They are turtles though
You are a turtle
I don't know I just said that
But turtles are not going to do anything
I am not really worried about a turtle
I am not going to condone racism
I am not going to condone racism either
But I am not really worried about a turtle
So alright
We get into the next topic
Are we doing the diet
Or taking care of the eating
Or are we doing UFC segment
Because it is 12 52
Go ahead with the UFC segment
That will take on and then we can go back
Alright so I am going to knock out these two events
These two UFC events
Because Landon you are about to go on a trip
And so
I am not going to all these amazing UFC
Trips
Uhhhhhh
Shut the fuck up
Talk! Make your point go ahead
Where is the flag saver
I am about to pull this one
Alright so for UFC 302
I got Islam Makachev
Beating Dustin Poirier
My favorite fighter
I got
Shawn Sugar
I got
Kevin Holland
Beating Michael Dude
And then for UFC 301
Or 303
I got
Michael Taylor
And then I got
Jamal Hill being
That is all I got
Are you fucking finally over
Are you done
I am not done yet
I got Robert Whitaker
Beating Kazimov
I got Kevin Gaston
Beating Daniel Rodriguez
And then yeah
That is all I got
And I got Corey Sanhagen
Beating Umar
And Rigger Mendoff
Yes we are done
We are done
Alright so do you
Want to end it there or do you want to do your
Taking care of your diet or body
You just don't care about your health do you
Layden
I practically
I am 164
Pounds my metabolism sucks
To where I can't
Can't practically gain any weight so like
I just eat
Whatever I want and not gain a single pound
That is just my health I don't buy how it works
I don't know about other people's bodies
They need to take care of their bodies you know like a body like a temple
So your body is not
For me apparently
My body is about to be like a rusted old house
Just
This means an alcoholic over here
Leave me alone
No I looked it up
You drink the amount of drinks in a week
To be considered a functioning alcoholic
I told you that
I fucking told you that
Exactly
This man over here does not care about his health
I mean my liver is fine
Just
My liver
My liver is fine
I don't know about that dog
My liver is fine
But I need to go take a shit
So do you want to
That's part of taking care of your health
You've got to
Your bodily functions
And I need to go so like
Do you want to talk about
Let's talk about this
How bad do you have to shit
Okay let's get a 1 to 10
Is it like a 1
Or is it a 10
It starts to get to a 7
7 okay that can wait
Dude talk
Taking care of your health is very important
Not just diet standpoint
But also other standpoints
You've got to live a healthy lifestyle
I think when you're a kid it's not as important
Because kids have a
Have metabolism they can eat whatever they want
To be fine
But especially when you get into your 20s
You have to start taking care of your health
Because you really need to think
Long term about your health
To be able to be fine as a 60 year old
And still be
Like enjoying your life
Be a baller as a 60 year old
In order to do that you need to
Take care of your health in your 20s
To achieve that long term goal
Of being healthy in your 60s
Because I'm not going to lie
I don't want to look like my dad in my 60s
I'm just saying like his
Being a teenager is not
What I want to be
But I'm not going to lie to you though
I actually do a lot of cardio
So I do think that's just helping my metabolism
To stay on it's course
So I don't look the way I do
As if I did currently
So I think just like you know
All that running and stuff just helps it just
Stop me from gaining weight
I mean that's great
I mean diet
I'm not saying you have to be
A health freak
I'm not saying you have to be vegan or anything
But don't like eat McDonald's for every meal
No not every meal
Don't do that
And I don't care if you're like oh but I work out super hard
Good but you still shouldn't
Be eating fast food every meal
You shouldn't be eating greasy
Food every meal
I don't know I feel like it just depends on the person's body
Because you got to think
Look at Chad, don't just think of
That man worked hard in the gym but he was eating McDonald's every single day
Okay
When he was in his 60s he's not giving me the picture of health
Because he's not
Think
But I mean like I said that just depends on
The person's body though he was playing football
So like
Well that's not the average person, the average football isn't going to be the
Average person
Isn't going to have the workout regimen that Chad
Outjokes you
I'm not the average person here
You know
So I mean you just really have to
You have to pay attention to your diet
You have to
Be consistent with the workout
You don't have to go everyday to the gym
You don't have to go
Even once a week is okay
As long as you're consistent with that
And your physical activity
Every day is up
You're walking a lot
Walking is a very underrated exercise
That more people need to do
It is very underrated
Just me running, like whenever I'm playing basketball or something
It's already giving me my exercise
That like
I would have thought I would have done like a little jog
Or something with the treadmill
So like that's why I'm literally the way I am right now
So
And also
Along with that, mental health
Is also important, we covered that
We already have a whole episode for that
Yeah we covered that in a previous episode
But I just want to reiterate that mental health is very important
You got to take care of that, absolutely
You can be physically healthy but what does it matter
If you're not mentally?
We might have another mental health episode in the future
Just to make sure
You got to get your mental health
In the future though
But as of right now, we still got to plan all of our next episodes
We do, we do
And we're going to come out to you
With that IQ test
Maybe next episode
Because we really got to see that
Isn't the next episode going to be like in what?
Next two weeks?
Yeah it might be two weeks from now
We're going on a trip, I ain't going to tell you where though
So if you see me laying out in public
Sit up and walk with me
Hold up, no okay, I'll be going on tour everybody
Come see me on my tour days
I'll be in Boston, I'll be in New York City
I'll be in Washington DC
He'll be all over the place
Come visit me on my tour everyone
If you see me on the streets say hello
He's advertising for the extra spicy pod
If you hear this voice, you know it's me
You probably don't know my face
But you'll know this voice
A shirt, a t-shirt
Extra spicy t-shirt
The extra spicy pod, like literally just our logo
From a black t-shirt
Bro, we do
Just give our
Just put our t-shirt on the thingy
That's amazing
We do bro
And every time I go out, literally just the extra spicy pod
We need to start selling merch
Yes sir
We need brand deals to go up
We need to sell merch, we need everything
Yes, we're going to make this a mogul
We're going to be millionaires by the end of this
And we can ship internationally too
So our viewers in Russia, Belgium, Germany
Whatever
Get y'all merch
It may be a bit more expensive though
Because shipping internationally, you will have to pay
The international shipping fee, okay
We're not going to pay to ship internationally
You're going to pay the fee
I'm sorry, but we're too broke for that
We go to college
Or as they say over there
We go to university
So we will need y'all to pay the fee
I go to
University as do you
Right?
Yeah
Your finals
Just wrapped up right?
My finals are done
Yeah, congrats
We got another semester
Another semester down
So yeah
Closer to real life
I still don't feel like an adult
Even in college
It's like
There's levels to life
You have elementary
You're definitely a kid there
You have high school
You have different levels of responsibility
But you're still not an adult there
College, you have more responsibility
But I feel like I'm still not an adult
I'm not in the working life
I don't have a career
Working at your restaurant
That's not a career
There's difference between work and career
My boss is looking at me
He was like Evan
I need you to take this job more seriously
If you are watching this
My boss is watching this right now
Your boss is not watching this
I'm a hard worker
I put on a little bit more
Watch my podcast
But
If he is somehow
Evan will send me the list
I don't know how
I do work hard
I'm a good worker
But would I put all my time, money, and effort into it?
No
Just no
Because I'm here to make money
Do my job
And go home
This isn't your career
It's just a job
There's a difference
It's just something I'm getting money from
I'm not in the business of the summer
That's not my career
A career is something I wrote in college for
Getting my degree and knowledge
To be able to do
The career is going to make more money
And whatever you want to spend the money on
Is up to you
Everyone wants to spend more money
Everyone wants to go on vacations
That's why people just work
We either save our money
Or just choose whatever we want to do
If you have loans
If you want to go on vacations
Put it towards vacations
Do some of the things
And definitely don't spend all your money
Definitely save money
You have to have financial smarts
I got a spending problem
You got a spending problem
That's why I give my money to my dad
That way I know I can't touch it
I give most of my money to my dad
Because I know if I touch it
If I have my greasy little hands on it
It's going to be spent somewhere
Do you have a savings account?
Why don't you just put that money in your savings account
See I had a savings account
But I kept putting
See when I have easy access from my iPhone
I could put it from the savings account
See you just can't have it linked to your account
I can't look at it
You need to go to a different bank
That's why I do
I have a different bank for a savings account
So you can easily transfer money
Back and forth
That's what you need to do
That's what I might do
Or I just keep giving it to my dad
Just saving some money
When you're like independent
Like on your own
You don't want to give your money to your dad
What this is kind of doing right now
Is just saving a bunch of money
So by the time that I do get
All this money saved up or whatever
I don't get it
I'm not sure I'm going to spend it all on one go
Hopefully
But I'm going to get to a point where
This man is going to go shopping
Like Gucci and Louis Vuitton
I don't care about all that
So I'm not like that
But I'm going to have enough money where I can
Have it saved and then like
Do all that shit
That's what I was going to say
I don't feel like I'm an adult
Both of us kind of still rely on our parents
In some ways, you know what I mean
We're not fully independent, right?
That's what I'm saying
I'm not like 100% adult yet
Because I'm not 100% like
Independent on my own
Have my own house
I'm not financially independent
100%
But
We're just going through like
Basic stages of life right now
Yeah
Next step of life
Get you your own house
Get you like little babies
Get you some baby Landon's or baby Evans
Get you something, I don't care
Y'all live y'all's lives
Y'all do what y'all need to do
Landon Jr., Landon No. 2 Jr., Landon No. 3 Jr., Landon No. 4 Jr.
My wife's got
100 kids
All 100 Landon Jr.
That's scary
Scary, what do you mean? I'm here repopulating this earth
I'm like Adam and Eve
Well I waited and Eve
But
I'm good
You ready to wrap this podcast up?
Yeah, you always want to go
But I know you gotta
Do your body movements so
Well I thought you had something to do at
At 1.30 yeah
You right, you right
I know your schedule better than you
Get me out of here
Get me out of here coach
Get me out coach, I can't deal with this anymore
Nah, I already cooked for
Most of this episode
I've cooked most of this episode
I want listeners to email
Me back
Who is your favorite host?
Landon or Evan?
Put the email
Give them an email
Email, um
I'm gonna put it in the description of this
Podcast episode, or the description of the podcast
We should make a fan email account
Just like make it
Call like the extraspicypod at email.com
Oh yeah, that's a good idea
Actually yeah
I've been thinking about like making different
Like Facebook
We're not big enough for that yet
To make
It's still making marketing moves though
We gotta wait
Till we move to camera for that though
Yeah, we are looking to that
Soon
It's starting to get that time though
Get that time baby
And when we get that camera
Didn't we see episode 10?
I feel like we said that before
Like episode 10 is a good place
Where is it, episode 7? Episode 8?
It's episode 8 maybe
Oh well shit yeah, we gotta
Start looking for a camera soon
We gotta catch up with everybody
We gotta catch up with the meta
So we gotta get
Camera and just start
Catching up with everybody
I feel like later on
We're gonna start having some guests on
Because so far we haven't had any guests on
We will have guests on
That's what I've been saying from the very beginning
Once we do get a camera
We will have guests on, I will make sure we get a guest on
I got multiple guests lined up
Already, I got my friend that
Wants to talk about baseball, I'm not a baseball guy
As Laina knows
But I'm gonna keep up with it
I got my friend
He, like my friend
And then I got other friends
And then yeah that's just how it works
But I hope y'all
Enjoyed this episode today
And I hope everyone has a great day today
Except for Laina, fuck Laina, anyways
Bro, stop with your slander bro
Well fine
Okay, I hope Laina has a good day too
But have a great day everyone
Especially our viewer in Belgium
He is the GOAT
What about our viewer in...
He's the OG, remember he's like the OG
All our viewers are great
But he's like, you know
He's the main one, he listened to what?
Our very first episode? I think so yeah
Hopefully he'll listen to this episode too
When you're hearing us talk about you
How great you were, I'm gonna give him a special shout out
In the next episode but yeah
Alright, peace out Girl Scouts
Wait, hold, one more thing, I'm gonna put the email
In the description of this podcast
So email us with anything
If I see emails I'm gonna let Evan know
Are you gonna make it?
What? The email
I'm gonna make one soon but right now I'm just gonna put my personal email in there
But I'm for sure gonna make an email in the next couple weeks
Probably just make the other email first
That way you don't get random ass messages from our Switzerland people
Being like, hey you just look at your email
You're just like, what the fuck is this shit
Oh I don't care
So just make another
Email us and let us know who is your favorite host
Look, if y'all don't say me
I'm coming after y'all
But this is me then
Okay well everyone, buen es tardes and adios