1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Alright, welcome beautiful people to the draft spectacular. 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,000 We're here eating some boneless wings. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Watching the draft. 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 He fucked up the wings. 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Listen, I did not mess up anything. 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 You're right, you're right. He got the orders right. 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 I'm perfect and always. Everyone knows that. 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 No, the fuck you are not. 9 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,000 I did. The hell no. 10 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Did I mess it up? 11 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Admit it, did I mess it up? 12 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,000 You did mess it up. 13 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Okay then, okay then. Stop talking then. 14 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,000 No, no, no, fuck you. 15 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,000 What? 16 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Here's the thing, okay? Ready for this? 17 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Yeah, go ahead. 18 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 You got the orders right. 19 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:39,000 But at the same time though, you kind of did mix it up. 20 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:43,000 You wanted Korean BBQ boneless, right? 21 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,000 We got your wings and we got mine wings, yeah. 22 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:50,000 But they fucked up mine wings though, that's how much bullshit it is. 23 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Well they didn't mess up mine. Maybe they knew not to mess up mine. 24 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Well it's fucking, you know what, I ain't gonna say shit. 25 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,000 This Korean BBQ wings is good, Billy. 26 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Can we go back to the draft? 27 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Yeah. 28 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Because I want to see who the fuck got drafted please. 29 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Yeah, no, draft day spectacular, let's get it. 30 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 So we got... 31 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Alright, so obviously we already know who's going to go number one, right? 32 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Huh? 33 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 We already know who's going to go number one, right? 34 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Yeah, can you go ahead? 35 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,000 No doubt. 36 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Come on, obvious. 37 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,000 That's the worst kept secret in the NFL. 38 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,000 That kid was one. 39 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Now more interesting, who goes two? 40 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Is it Jane Daniels or is it J.J. McCartney? 41 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 Or is it Drake May? 42 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 J.J. McCartney's not going on the top. 43 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Is it Drake May or J.J. Daniels or two? 44 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,000 J.J. Daniels two. 45 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:55,000 So you say that three patriots are getting Drake May? 46 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 We'll see how it goes out. 47 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 They love their white guys. 48 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Well, yeah. 49 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Exactly, so there you go. 50 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,000 They draft a lot of white receivers. 51 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Do they not? 52 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,000 They do. 53 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:11,000 While we wait for the draft to start, let's talk about basketball action, shall we? 54 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Oh my gosh. 55 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Yes, you knew I was going to bring it up, didn't you? 56 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Why didn't you prepare for this talk? 57 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,000 See, I hate this motherfucker because... 58 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,000 If you hate me, why are you doing podcasts with me? 59 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Because... 60 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Answer me that. 61 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Answer me that. 62 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Landon, I can choke you to where our viewers won't hear you next week. 63 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,000 If you choke me, call 911. 64 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Yeah, but you ain't going to be saying shit. 65 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:43,000 You're going to be at that little door. 66 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Oh, Eminem, not afraid. 67 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Okay, this guy's dope. 68 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Slim Shady. 69 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Don't take my... 70 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 We'll rock this world together. 71 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,000 We're about to end the great talk. 72 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Let's talk about how the Miami Heat dismantled the Boston South Coast. 73 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 Y'all got fucking lucky. 74 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 It was a fluke more than anything. 75 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 We're tied up. 76 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,000 We're tied up going to Miami. 77 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Boo. 78 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Why you boo? 79 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Why you boo? 80 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Everyone else is booing. 81 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 But why? 82 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Why? 83 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Tell me why. 84 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 You think you have to make any... 85 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 You're a sheep. 86 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Oh, Eminem's there. 87 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Eminem's at the draft. 88 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 Nice. 89 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:34,000 In the beautiful city of Detroit, Michigan. 90 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 He should have done something to the Detroit graphic. 91 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 He should. 92 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:42,000 He very much should. 93 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 So what's your thought? 94 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 What? 95 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Draft or this? 96 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 What? 97 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:51,000 I missed him in the draft. 98 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,000 So what if I don't like it? 99 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 It just started, so... 100 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 It just started, but it's not gonna... 101 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 I don't like how everyone gave it up. 102 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 The viewers can't hear the draft, so we gotta talk to keep them entertained. 103 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Yeah. 104 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 You know what I mean? 105 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 So we gotta actually... 106 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 This episode, we're coming with shit on the fly. 107 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:14,000 So like, you can just hear us like authentically. 108 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 We're off the tail. 109 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 No. 110 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:23,000 If you don't hear one of us for a while, either one of us went to the bathroom or like... 111 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Yeah. 112 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Well, I went to the bathroom before we started, so I'm probably good for a while. 113 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Just saying. 114 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Oh no. 115 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 I've been having no shit lately, so... 116 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Mmm. 117 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Alright, everyone's coming in, I don't know. 118 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 All the first round picks are coming out. 119 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 I don't think it's first round picks. 120 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 I think it's just... 121 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 I think it's just... 122 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Who is this? 123 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 I think it's just Detroit Lions. 124 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Oh, it's Lions players, yeah. 125 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 It's literally all the people that... 126 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Oh, Barry Sanders. 127 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Literally all the people that were in that commercial. 128 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Nice. 129 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Barry Sanders. 130 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:58,000 There's Calvin Johnson, Amon Ra, Aiden Hutchinson, and Barry Sanders. 131 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Bruh. 132 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Aiden Hutchinson's bigger than Calvin Johnson, damn. 133 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 What up, Detroit? 134 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Jared Goff. 135 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Jared Goff. 136 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Jared... 137 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Come on. 138 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 I don't need to hear Jared Goff. 139 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 You know who I need to hear from you? 140 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 What? 141 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 I need to hear Jared Carr from you. 142 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Jared Carr. 143 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Jared Carr. 144 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,000 There you go. 145 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Oh damn, what the fuck? 146 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Oh, do you have a... 147 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Oh! 148 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Damn, I didn't think he was there. 149 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Yeah. 150 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,000 He's got a little bit of a drop. 151 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Let's turn it up. 152 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Yeah. 153 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 One day I want to go to the draft just to... 154 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Just to see. 155 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Alright, that would be cool. 156 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Where is it next year? 157 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Mm-hmm. 158 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Look out. 159 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 When is the draft next year? 160 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 I feel like it's in Green Bay. 161 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Huh? 162 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 I feel like it's in Green Bay next year. 163 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Yeah, I feel like it's in Green Bay next year. 164 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 2020. 165 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Yeah, it is. 166 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Oh, I was right again. 167 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Another point for me. 168 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Motherfucking no, you... 169 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 It didn't even go against that. 170 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Another point. 171 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 No, motherfucking, you didn't get zero points for that. 172 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Fuck that. 173 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Why are we voting now? 174 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Because of Roger Goodell. 175 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Whoa, why do people hate Roger Goodell? 176 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Do you hate Goodell? 177 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 A little bit. 178 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 How much though? 179 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Why? 180 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 He just looks very unlikable. 181 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 That's me though. 182 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 What? 183 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,000 That's just me though. 184 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Dude, why? 185 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,000 I don't understand you. 186 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 That's me though. 187 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 You can't go off of what I say on that. 188 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 On that. 189 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Yeah, because you're stupid. 190 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 We must stop this, that. 191 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Motherfucking, it says the person eats boneless wings, 192 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 which you might as well call them 193 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 chicken nuggets. 194 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Okay, boneless wings, chicken nuggets. 195 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 They're two different things. 196 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Motherfucker, I literally showed you off the camera. 197 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Literally the size of the boneless wing from Wingstop 198 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 and the chicken nugget from McDonald's. 199 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 And they were damn near the same. 200 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 We know who the bears are drafting, 201 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 so we're going to have this debate right now. 202 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Yeah, we're going to have this fucking debate. 203 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:27,000 So why are boneless wings and chicken nuggets the same? 204 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,000 If they're called two different things, 205 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:34,000 what is a boneless wing and what is a chicken nugget? 206 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 They're called two different things, are they not? 207 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,000 You're right. 208 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,000 But here's the thing though. 209 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Like I told you off camera, 210 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,000 the only thing was it's legit the flavor, that's it. 211 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000 But before you're like, oh whatever, 212 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 that makes it different, then yeah, yeah, yeah. 213 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Then motherfucker, I could just put some 214 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 little pepper on the damn chicken nugget 215 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 and call them boneless nuggets. 216 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Why don't you do that then? 217 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Then... 218 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Chicken nuggets can be shaped 219 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 to whatever shape you want the nugget to be. 220 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Whereas this, this isn't a specific shape 221 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 you want it to be. 222 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Look, they didn't choose that shape for the boneless, 223 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 they chose that shape for the nugget. 224 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 But they didn't choose that shape for the boneless. 225 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 You guys realize what you got to do for chicken? 226 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 You got to batter it up. 227 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Oh my bad, I'm talking to the expert cook over here. 228 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,000 He's a chef at a restaurant. 229 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 He makes gourmet meals over here. 230 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Yeah, exactly. 231 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Look, this chicken nugget's smaller than this. 232 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 This nugget's smaller than this. 233 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Again, with the nugget, 234 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 they made it to be that shape. 235 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Whereas with the boneless chicken wing, 236 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,000 they didn't necessarily make it to be that shape. 237 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Huh. 238 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 What? 239 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Looks like the same. 240 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 I've got to get close up. 241 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Let me see this. 242 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 The same intact thing. 243 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 I can't wait till we get cameras. 244 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 I fucking can't wait. 245 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Yeah? 246 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 I can't wait. 247 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Why don't you get a camera then? 248 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Cause we're first college kids, that's why. 249 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Good point, good point. 250 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Cause we would have already had a camera for that money. 251 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:25,000 But then again, we also go to college and games, 252 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 go to St. James games, 253 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 do other excursions outside of that. 254 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 We do. 255 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,000 I mean, it's all about how you choose to spend your money. 256 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,000 You know, we want to spend it having fun. 257 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Exactly, so. 258 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,000 At St. James club and games. 259 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,000 You want to go to game four. 260 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,000 I don't really want to go cause they're going to get swept. 261 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Why do I want to see a team get swept? 262 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 How the fuck are they not going to get fucking swept? 263 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:52,000 I'm going to get my burn from upstairs. 264 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,000 So look in this sweet, sweet. 265 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,000 Hey dog, remember the last time you talked shit? 266 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 What happened last time you talked shit? 267 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Last time you talked shit, 268 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,000 you were fucking talking shit about Zion getting hurt and shit. 269 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Feeling, oh man, our season's over and shit. 270 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Then, what happened literally two days after? 271 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:17,000 Your favorite team loses to your other favorite team 272 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,000 and your favorite player is hurt. 273 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 You know what that's called? 274 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 You want me to tell you what that's called? 275 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 What is it called? 276 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 Karma bitch. 277 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,000 The Miami Heat, you see my shirt? 278 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 I'm wearing a Heat shirt. 279 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Why? 280 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Cause they're the best team of all time, that's why. 281 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,000 If you watch basketball, you know that's definitely not fucking true. 282 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Now you know that's the truth. 283 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Why is it not the truth? 284 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 Enlighten me. 285 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Enlighten me. 286 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Do you really want me to tell you why? 287 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Yeah, go ahead. 288 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Cause LeBron had to save your franchise most of the time? 289 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,000 We won a championship before LeBron even got here. 290 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Oh, won a championship, oh wow. 291 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Compared to your zero? 292 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Compared to your zero? 293 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Yeah. 294 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Compared to your zero? 295 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 You really want me to talk when you're a president? 296 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 I'm a 20 year old franchise though. 297 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Okay, 20 years old, right? 298 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Miami Heat was starting I think 89. 299 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:21,000 So 20 years from now would be 09. 300 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:29,000 And we had our championship by our 20th season. 301 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Yeah, but here's the thing. 302 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,000 You're trying to go out. 303 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,000 We're not a big city like fucking Miami. 304 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Motherfucker, have you ever been to Miami, like step foot on the ground? 305 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 I have not actually. 306 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 I would love to go. 307 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Motherfucker, I would be more of a Heat fan than you. 308 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 How? 309 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Motherfucker, I think I landed in Miami over a layover and I went into the Miami Heat team store. 310 00:11:54,000 --> 00:12:00,000 Did you buy some Heat merchandise to convert yourself into a true basketball fan instead of a fake fan? 311 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 No, I didn't want to buy all that garbage. 312 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 You should have. 313 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 I saw that Tyler Hero jersey. 314 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Hell no. 315 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 But you should have bought that. 316 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 I saw that Jimmy Butler jersey. 317 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 I wanted to puke. 318 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 I told my dad I would like that. 319 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000 All I'm saying is you should have bought it. 320 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:23,000 You could be a real fan, not some fake fan like you are now. 321 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Look, I'm going to say this. 322 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000 What's up? 323 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Go ahead, tell me. 324 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 That was the 20-25 championship. 325 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 20-25, how? 326 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000 We're in 20-24 right now. 327 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Okay, tell me how they're going to win that championship next year. 328 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Easy. 329 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Zion's going to be in a good playoff. 330 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 And we're going to just steamroll everybody. 331 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:52,000 So you think with a healthy Zion, automatically win against the Nuggets, automatically win against the Suns, automatically win against the Wolves? 332 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 We can beat the Wolves. 333 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000 We can beat the Thunder. 334 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000 We can beat Denver. 335 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,000 The one team that scared the Clippers. 336 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 That's the only team. 337 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 What about Mavericks? 338 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Mavericks don't really scare them. 339 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000 You just scared the Clippers? 340 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:12,000 You just saw them get bodied by the Mavericks in the ring. 341 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Here's the thing though. 342 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:27,000 I think the last time I actually watched the Mavericks in person, because I was good at the Luffy games, was when they had Grant Williams. 343 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,000 So you've got to think. 344 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:39,000 This little team that they got with Daniel Bradford and PJ Washington, it's really fucking good. 345 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 We can all agree on that. 346 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 It is a good team. 347 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:53,000 So that is why we can't really judge them if we can beat them. 348 00:13:53,000 --> 00:14:01,000 The Clippers scare me because if Kawhi's playing, that's all that matters. 349 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 If Kawhi's playing, then I know we're kind of losing. 350 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:08,000 If Kawhi's playing, then the Mavericks won the game. 351 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:12,000 I know, but I think they just all had a bad game that day. 352 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Because literally the whole team went 3-28 with Luffy guarding them. 353 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:24,000 It was some stupid set like that, but it was actually a pretty good set. 354 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Okay, the Bears. The pick is in. Who is it going to be? 355 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,000 I have no idea. 356 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,000 I think it's going to be Jayden Day, don't you think? 357 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:44,000 It's going to be Michael Pinnix. 358 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Michael Pinnix? 359 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Yeah, let's go. 360 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Drumroll, drumroll. 361 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,000 King of the Pullies, no way! 362 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:01,000 It's like everyone didn't vote on that already. 363 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:05,000 That's insane. That's an insane pick. 364 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:10,000 What a reach. What a reach. 365 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:16,000 It's not like they traded their star quarterback already to a quarterback that... 366 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 I ain't going to shit on the Bears. 367 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Alright, so what do we expect out of Caleb Williams for the rookie season? 368 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000 A lot. 369 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 A lot as in what? 370 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:30,000 You have Cole Comed, you have Deandre Swift, you have Keenan Allen, and you got DJ Moore. 371 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 I expect a lot. 372 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000 You think they can win the division then? 373 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,000 You really think they can win the division? 374 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:46,000 I know. My think for them is I think they need to win the division. They should win the division. 375 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000 You think they can win the division over the Packers and over the Lions? 376 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000 They can beat the Packers. They can definitely beat the Packers. 377 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 I don't know. 378 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000 I don't know about the Lions though. 379 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Because you know the Lions, they're magically good somehow. 380 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:04,000 To me it depends on if Jordan Love takes that next step. 381 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:09,000 If he's the same as he was last year, then I don't know. 382 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,000 But if he takes that next step, he could be a lead. 383 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:18,000 And this is coming from someone who was a Jordan Love hater when he first got drafted in the league. 384 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Alright. But I do think he is going to take that next step though. 385 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Look what this man is doing. He's playing with the jersey. 386 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,000 I don't care. I don't care. 387 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:37,000 Those Bears fans are happy. I'd be happy too. I'd be happy with him. 388 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:45,000 But look the thing is though, is that if I'm Chicago, because some of the Bears players are saying all that Hollywood shit ain't going to fly over there. 389 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 And I agree with that. 390 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:52,000 I don't think the Bears will be great. They'll be a little under 500 I guess. 391 00:16:52,000 --> 00:17:00,000 They're not going to win the division over the Lions, over the Packers. Come on. 392 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000 It's that rookie. He's a rookie. 393 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:10,000 I mean rookies don't win the division. We saw one year where CJ Stroud won the division. 394 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Apart from CJ Stroud, what's the other rookies that really puffed off? 395 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Like I said, I expect Kayla Williams to do good. 396 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,000 Because you got all that veteran talent over there. 397 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000 The only thing that... 398 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Hello. 399 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 A lot of sacrifice. 400 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Yeah. 401 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Mmhmm. 402 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Yeah. Yeah. 403 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Number one pick in the draft. 404 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Go ahead. 405 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Yeah. 406 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Okay. 407 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Mitchell Chbyski, Justin Fields 11th overall, and now Kayla Williams. 408 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 That's the quarterbacks over the years. 409 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000 That's eight years, baby. 410 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Absolute NFL royalty right here. Mitchell Chbyski, quarterbacks all night. 411 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000 That's a legend. Is he still in the league? 412 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 I could swear he signed a deal somewhere. 413 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Yeah, somewhere. I don't know what the top of my head was. 414 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Yeah, look up. 415 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,000 He was in Buffalo and then he was with Steelers last year I think. 416 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000 Where did it sign to? I don't even know. 417 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 Jacksonville maybe? 418 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Right, thanks for the bills now. 419 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Bills? Yeah. 420 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 He went back to Buffalo. 421 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Back to Buffalo. 422 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Ooh, Commander's IGJ McCarthy too. 423 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Interesting. 424 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:10,000 If you were Washington, who would you take? 425 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 I'm taking Jaden Dane. 426 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Yeah, no question. 427 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:18,000 No hesitation. 428 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 Make a throw and make a run. 429 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 I like quarterbacks that can do that. 430 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000 You think he's a Lamar Jackson type of quarterback? 431 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 Absolutely. 432 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:35,000 But I feel like Jaden though, I feel like Jaden can throw a better Lamar. 433 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Yeah. 434 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:46,000 I guess we'll see once his pro career happens. 435 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:50,000 It's another thing with these rookie quarterbacks, you can't just judge them off their first season. 436 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Because a lot of rookies want a bad first season. 437 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 It's the NFL adjustment. 438 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,000 It's entirely different than college football. 439 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,000 What I always say, look at Trevor Lawrence. 440 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Trevor Lawrence sucked his first year. 441 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,000 He was so hyped up as his generational talent. 442 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:15,000 I mean he's so good, don't get pushed enough, but his first year he sucked. 443 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 He's not as good as he was hyped up to be. 444 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000 He hasn't lived up to the hype of the pros. 445 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 I won't say this though, I won't say this. 446 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000 I'll give him a bit of an example. 447 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:31,000 His first year as a rookie, that Jaguar team had practically nothing on it. 448 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 With Urban Meyer. 449 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Yeah, with Urban Meyer. 450 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 So I can't really blame him for that. 451 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:42,000 You had a terrible coach, not only that, you practically had nothing. 452 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Okay, even without that first year though, he still hasn't lived up to the hype. 453 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000 Like he came into the NFL with. 454 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000 He got the Jaguars to the plate off the lead. 455 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,000 It's still, look, look. 456 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Blake Bortles got the Jaguars to the plate, hooks. 457 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 But also look at that team though. 458 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,000 You had Saxon, you had a top five defense. 459 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Why has Trevor Lawrence done that? 460 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:11,000 Because he hasn't done much to live up to the hype. 461 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,000 All he's got to do is play quarterback. 462 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,000 You're saying he has lived up to the hype, so how? 463 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:24,000 Well, you're comparing it to his whole high school, college, and all that. 464 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,000 Yeah, because everyone was hyping up to be, oh, his generational quarterback. 465 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 So good. 466 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 I don't know where you heard that. 467 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,000 But like, I understand, I probably know what you're talking about. 468 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:38,000 Because I know they were talking about, oh, like he's never lost a game to like high school college. 469 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Yeah, exactly. 470 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:47,000 I mean, that's understandable, but at the same time though, you're playing professional football. 471 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000 You're going to have your losses. 472 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 I mean, that's not even a question. 473 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:59,000 So like, I feel like he has lived up to it now, absolutely now. 474 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:03,000 If he would have told me that, I mean, his first game. 475 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:08,000 He's not even the best quarterback in his class, in his drop class. 476 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000 I don't know what he's talking about. 477 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000 We'll talk about that. 478 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 This one's a pick right here. 479 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Second pick, who is it? 480 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 Drum roll. 481 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Ooh, Jaden Daniels, our boy. 482 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:28,000 LSU, LSU, LSU, LSU. 483 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:32,000 I don't go to the school, I don't go to the school, but LSU. 484 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 But you had an LSU for your though, weren't you? 485 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000 I had an LSU. 486 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Oh, uh-oh, so that time. 487 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 I mean, we curse on him all the time. 488 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000 We might as well sing the song. 489 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Yeah, that's such a fun song to do in the stadium. 490 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Like, you've been to the J-K-B, right? 491 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000 Like, you've been in the stadium doing that song. 492 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 But we got to go this year. 493 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Bro, we do. 494 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Because you see the new renovations they added? 495 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000 No. 496 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000 What happened? 497 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 They added like purple lights and shit. 498 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000 Purple lights? 499 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 Yeah. 500 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 God. 501 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:13,000 Like purple seats, like fucking, looks good. 502 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:19,000 Bro, his mother fucking everybody. 503 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000 You think I'd get his little hat? 504 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,000 My god, Jaden fucking Daniels. 505 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Let's go. 506 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 507 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Go ahead with yourself. 508 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,000 With your bad self. 509 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,000 Go ahead with your bad self. 510 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Oh, yeah. 511 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Yeah. 512 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,000 I feel like some of these teams, they just know who the fuck they're drafting. 513 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 But they just want to waste the clock. 514 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Oh, yeah, absolutely. 515 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 I feel like that's a lead-in-aided thing, right? 516 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 They have to take all their time. 517 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Because ESPN has to show all this stuff. 518 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:07,000 If they only take like two seconds, ESPN can't do the whole program and everything. 519 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Fuck, I do that for my fans in football. 520 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Like, why can't they do it here? 521 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,000 That's bullshit. 522 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Nah, bro. 523 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000 Like, I think one single thing. 524 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 Oh, next person. 525 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 Oh, next person. 526 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Oh, next person. 527 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 No, bro, they wouldn't make money. 528 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,000 They want ESPN to get all of their highlights out the way. 529 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Do you know how much shit ESPN makes? 530 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,000 ESPN, ESPN don't even need the damn draft. 531 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 Well, they probably do. 532 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Yeah, they make a lot of money from draft. 533 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:38,000 What do you mean? 534 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 What? 535 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000 Dude, come on. 536 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000 You don't think a lot of people are watching this draft right now? 537 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 You're right. 538 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 A lot of people are watching this draft. 539 00:24:49,000 --> 00:25:03,000 I bet you like at least 60 million people are watching the draft in the U.S. right now. 540 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000 You're just saying. 541 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Hmm. 542 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000 All right, hold up. 543 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Look back on who's the chairman of the draft class. 544 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 Who else is in the draft class? 545 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Because I don't think he's the best quarterback in his draft class. 546 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Was he the same draft class as Mike Jones? 547 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000 I think. 548 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Yeah, it's that draft class. 549 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,000 Yeah, never mind. 550 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 He's the best quarterback in that draft class. 551 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Is he? 552 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 The 2021 draft class. 553 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Yeah. 554 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,000 Yeah. 555 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Trevor Lawrence. 556 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Zach Wilson. 557 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,000 Trey Lane. 558 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:44,000 That's the one with DeMora Chase and Penesio. 559 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 He had Justin Fields in that class. 560 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:52,000 That class was so overhyped when literally most of them sucked now. 561 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 And the pros. 562 00:25:53,000 --> 00:26:01,000 I wouldn't say it's a bad class, but I would say it's a good class. 563 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 I would say it's pretty bad. 564 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Like, we have one quarterback that's actually good. 565 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Look, I'm not just talking about the quarterbacks. 566 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:14,000 I'm going to talk about the quarterbacks because I'm going to say it takes two through four, so DeMora Chase is good. 567 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000 I'm talking about just the quarterback draft class. 568 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Yeah. 569 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 Maybe they have some leaders. 570 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Maybe you can go to see. 571 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Oh, literally the first draft pick? 572 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Yeah, never mind. 573 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Trevor Lawrence is the best. 574 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000 Yeah. 575 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Then like number two would be Kyle Fitz. 576 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:34,000 That's difficult. 577 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:38,000 I'm doing this pretty bad. 578 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000 Okay, so what are we talking about from Washington Commanders this season? 579 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000 I'm changing us. 580 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Good bunch. 581 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Not much. 582 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000 Good bunch. 583 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:53,000 I feel like Jayden's going to ball it out, but at the same time I still feel like Jayden's going to ball it out, but the rest of the team is going to fuck. 584 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,000 I think they're like a six or seven more team. 585 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Jayden will carry them just in one. 586 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 Or do bad teams. 587 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 I mean, they get some pieces though. 588 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 They got like Austin Eichler in two. 589 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:10,000 I think Jayden Daniels will carry the Commanders just in one against mediocre, bad teams. 590 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,000 I mean, there's not going to be any good teams, but. 591 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Oh shit. 592 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Okay, they're taking their quarterback. 593 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Of course the Patriots are taking the quarterback. 594 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 They needed the quarterback. 595 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Well shit, they were talking about trade that ball, but the Patriots are taking it. 596 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000 No. 597 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Who do you think the Patriots are taking? 598 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Jayden will carry me? 599 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Or Jayden May? 600 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 Hmm. 601 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Who would you take? 602 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000 See, that's kind of fucking hard because... 603 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000 That's hard? 604 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 I'm going to say it's hard because like... 605 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,000 I'm going to go with Jay Jay McCarthy. 606 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000 I mean, he's a proven winner. 607 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000 He won the championship. 608 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:50,000 That's my rationale for going with Jay Jay McCarthy. 609 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 I'm going to say Drake May. 610 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:58,000 But see, that's hard for me because like both... 611 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Here's the thing about Jay Jay. 612 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,000 That team was really fucking good. 613 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Like Wake Forest was running back, he's fucking good. 614 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,000 So... 615 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Well who do you say? 616 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Let's see. 617 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000 I'm saying Drake May. 618 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,000 Let's see. 619 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Drake May. 620 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:25,000 Yeah, I think most people thought they were going to say Drake May. 621 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Weren't you anti-Drake May? 622 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,000 I'm not going to say I'm anti-Drake May. 623 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,000 I don't think he's going to pan out though. 624 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Well that means you're anti-Drake May. 625 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 No, because like... 626 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000 I still want him to do good. 627 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 Don't get twisted. 628 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:48,000 I still want him to do good but at the same time the like... 629 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:53,000 The difference between him and Caleb Williams and Jay Dana was like I said... 630 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 You're going to North Carolina. 631 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 You're facing schools like... 632 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Rutgers or... 633 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000 You could be dropping bombs. 634 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 I'm getting twisted now. 635 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 Look at this shit. 636 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:09,000 You thought he was a better pick than Jay Jay though? 637 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,000 I thought he was better than Jay Jay. 638 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,000 But that's also because Jay Jay's team was better too. 639 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 So I feel like... 640 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000 How do I describe it? 641 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Jay Jay played against better opponents though. 642 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:29,000 He played against Ohio State, you know the big time opponents. 643 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000 I know. 644 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:35,000 But at the same time though... 645 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 It's a team game like I said. 646 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Playform at the top like what? 647 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,000 He's going to be like the first running back off the board. 648 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,000 He's definitely going to be the first running back off the board. 649 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000 Probably so. 650 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000 And so... 651 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,000 And then that offensive line at Michigan. 652 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 That Michigan on the line. 653 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,000 And definitely that Michigan D line. 654 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 That Michigan D line. 655 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 That Michigan D line was killer. 656 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000 Oh yeah, that Michigan D line was bad. 657 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,000 Bad boys in that Michigan D line. 658 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Yeah. 659 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:14,000 So like that's kind of why... 660 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000 I really... 661 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000 I don't really believe in Jay Jay like that. 662 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,000 But like... 663 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 What are you doing? 664 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 I'm checking my phone. 665 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 Like a good little person. 666 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000 Like a good little boy? 667 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Like a good little boy. 668 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 You're a good little boy? 669 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Eating my chicken nuggets of course. 670 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000 Okay. 671 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000 Okay. 672 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Eating my lemon pepper chicken nuggets. 673 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Well you got McDonald's chicken nuggets. 674 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 And then over here you got your lemon pepper chicken. 675 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000 I'm taking boneless chicken wings. 676 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000 No, I'm going to eat lemon pepper chicken nuggets. 677 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000 I'm going to bring some facts for you next episode. 678 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 I'm really going to school you about this. 679 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Yeah, is it going to be like fun fact? 680 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Like what's the difference between boneless... 681 00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:01,000 Yeah, I'm going to tell you that there's a big difference between a nugget and a boneless wing. 682 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Alright, so next up Arizona Cardinals. 683 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000 I think I'm going to drive through a seabird. 684 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Middle-aged neighbors. 685 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Probably it. 686 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Okay. 687 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:25,000 The only difference is what part of the chicken it comes from. 688 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 Exactly, it's a difference. 689 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,000 But they still have the same fucking side, Landis. 690 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 I've never said they're different sides. 691 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 I never once said that. 692 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 The part of the chicken. 693 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000 That's what I was thinking. 694 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000 What the fuck are you doing? 695 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000 You never said that. 696 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000 That's what I was thinking in my head. 697 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000 I know I didn't say that. 698 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 I was thinking in my head though. 699 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000 You know what I mean? 700 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 You see how fucking delusional he is? 701 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000 But anyway. 702 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000 You don't have to cuss, you know. 703 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 You can do things peacefully. 704 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 You know, being one with the universe. 705 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:57,000 If you watch episode 6 after this, I'm going to kick his ass. 706 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,000 And he ain't going to be like, oh no, please don't do it, please don't do it. 707 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000 He's just going here. 708 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Look out. 709 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Learn the way of Jesus, my friend. 710 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,000 You need to have some Jesus in your life. 711 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000 Jesus is telling me to kick your ass, right? 712 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000 No, bro. 713 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000 You need some Jesus in your life. 714 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000 Fuck that. 715 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Who do we think the Cardinals are thinking? 716 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Middle-aged neighbors. 717 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000 Who do you think? 718 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:22,000 I think Millic neighbors are the best receiver. 719 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,000 Biased. 720 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000 I am biased. 721 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,000 But as an English you can, I'm biased. 722 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:33,000 See, in my opinion, I'm saying... 723 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 Marvin Harrison just got the name. 724 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000 That's why I think they're going to draft him. 725 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000 He's great. 726 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000 He's great. 727 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 But Millic neighbors is better in my opinion. 728 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 Well, here's why I say Millic neighbors is better. 729 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:51,000 He had the same numbers as Marvin Harrison and he had to share catches with Brian Thomas. 730 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:55,000 And that should be me being an LSU fan. 731 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,000 Millic neighbors, Ohio State, right? 732 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,000 No, I mean Marvin Harrison. 733 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 He's not USC, right? 734 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Marvin Harrison, Ohio State. 735 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Yeah, okay. 736 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000 I heard it the first time. 737 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 Ohio State. 738 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Let's see. 739 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000 So let's see who the Cardinals are going to pick. 740 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Will it be Millic neighbors or Marvin Harrison Jr.? 741 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:31,000 Or maybe they draft a quarterback just to throw everyone off. 742 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Watch them just...watch them make a trade? 743 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:41,000 No, watch them draft this random kicker from like middle Tennessee. 744 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:45,000 That would be funny. 745 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:53,000 The pick is in. 746 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,000 Who are they picking? 747 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:04,000 Marvin Harrison Jr. 748 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 So many people getting so hyped. 749 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,000 Okay, I got to see how they're going to do. 750 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Kyle O'Murray will not have that time. 751 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000 What? 752 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,000 Kyle O'Murray will not have that time in that pocket of throwing. 753 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:22,000 Kyle O'Murray, Marvin Harrison Jr., that's a good time already there. 754 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,000 Two young players, young studs. 755 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,000 Kyle O'Murray will not have time in that pocket to throw them. 756 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000 How do we know? 757 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000 We don't know what their offensive line is going to look like. 758 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000 You're right. 759 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000 You're absolutely right. 760 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Because I told you this before, like every team that thinks their offensive line sucks. 761 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Legit. 762 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 No. 763 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:49,000 Unless your names are the Chiefs and like the Eagles, then your offensive line is straight. 764 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:54,000 But then other than that, like, your offensive line sucks. 765 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000 Exactly. 766 00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:06,000 Like I said, unless your names are the Chiefs and the Eagles, your offensive line sucks. 767 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Alright, so I'm betting on Payne, okay? 768 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000 What's your best? 769 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Hold on, let me look at the graph. 770 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,000 Who's got... 771 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Alright. 772 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,000 50-fucking... 773 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:34,000 50. 774 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 I've got an interesting question for you. 775 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000 Okay. 776 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:41,000 We can waste time while we wait for the next pick to come in. 777 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:46,000 Do you think the NFL should expand? 778 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Yeah. 779 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000 Yeah? 780 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:57,000 What do you think they should go to in expansion? 781 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:01,000 See, like, London gets brought up a lot, but London would be really hard to do with all 782 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 the travel and everything. 783 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,000 See, they're trying to go to fucking London and shit. 784 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000 Yeah. 785 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000 No, you gotta go... you gotta keep it in the United States. 786 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:19,000 Because one, I personally believe that you are not gonna have a team of being... unless 787 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000 they... 788 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:29,000 I'm feeling it's unfair to both the American and the, let's say, New England team, because 789 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:34,000 they're gonna be traveling every single week. 790 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:38,000 Like, two of their playdays are gonna be... one of their playdays... 791 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 is gonna be a travel day. 792 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Yeah. 793 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,000 Yeah, like, that's unfair to the London team, because yeah, they gotta travel a lot. 794 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,000 What do you think the NFL should expand to, then? 795 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,000 No... I'm thinking of NBA right now, but... 796 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Yeah, NBA is given. 797 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000 I mean, those two are given. 798 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 In the last couple years. 799 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Because I was thinking fucking Seattle, but then I was thinking of my NBA logic and you 800 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000 know. 801 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000 Right. 802 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 I think that's a good idea. 803 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 This football though. 804 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000 I have no idea. 805 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:18,000 I think put another team in Texas, like, San Antonio or Austin. 806 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Texas loves this football. 807 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:29,000 And then, give a team to Canada. 808 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000 Yeah, put one in Toronto. 809 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000 I feel like Canada would be bad. 810 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000 Like, if the Raptors can do it, we can do it. 811 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000 They can. 812 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:42,000 Yeah, because the whole nation of Canada will get behind that one team. 813 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 And Toronto's a big ass city. 814 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,000 Alright, you know what I'm thinking? 815 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000 It's kind of dumb. 816 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000 I feel like with the 12th... 817 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000 You do think a lot of dumb thoughts now. 818 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000 You do. 819 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Fuck you. 820 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000 You admitted it. 821 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Sometimes though. 822 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000 Sometimes. 823 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:08,000 I'm feeling like with the 12th pick, the Denver Broncos are going to select Brock Bowers. 824 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 Who the fuck is that? 825 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000 He's a tight end from Georgia. 826 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 He's a very good tight end. 827 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000 They drafted him quarterback. 828 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Well, let's see. 829 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000 We need a quarterback. 830 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,000 Well, let's see. 831 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000 We're going to say bone eggs. 832 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 How much... 833 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,000 No, there's not a lot of money though. 834 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 Alright. 835 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,000 Commercial time, so let's talk. 836 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Okay. 837 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 What do we think about the draft so far? 838 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000 Pretty much what we expected. 839 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:52,000 Probably as much as we expected, so like... 840 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000 Not really that interesting. 841 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:58,000 We just get them all in the face of trucking. 842 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000 Drake made number three. 843 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 Jay Daniels number two. 844 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 Cable Williams number one. 845 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Then Marvin Harris and Jr. 846 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,000 What pick does your team have? 847 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 That's an amazing question. 848 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000 I gotta find somebody. 849 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 Wow, what a terrible team. 850 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000 Can you fuck off? 851 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:23,000 Language... 852 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 You have some audacity. 853 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000 What? 854 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 Like I told the viewers. 855 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,000 You're just going to hear a... 856 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:41,000 You're going to hear a light. 857 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,000 I would like to not talk to our viewers now. 858 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:48,000 We have the 10th pick. 859 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 Who do you want the Jets to draft? 860 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000 An O-line. 861 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,000 Anybody that's not playing for Marvin. 862 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000 That's not even a question. 863 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000 No, no, no. 864 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 You know what you need to draft? 865 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,000 You need to draft a new playing surface for MetLife Stadium. 866 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,000 That's what you need to draft. 867 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Like I want an actual field and I want an O-line. 868 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000 But I want an O-line more than anything. 869 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 You know they're training at DeGrasse, right? 870 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Good. 871 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000 MetLife? 872 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000 They need to. 873 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 I don't know how the board comes to MetLife. 874 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000 That's one of the stadiums. 875 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000 That's good. 876 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000 That's good. 877 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Now Aaron Rodgers can actually run around the pocket a bit more. 878 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 They need to draft a new field. 879 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Not worry about the O-line. 880 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Draft a new field. 881 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000 You know that's the truth. 882 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:47,000 Because I feel like if this O-line turns out really good, that's all we need right there. 883 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:53,000 When Aaron Rodgers retires, how many years do you think he has left? 884 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Two? 885 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 I think he's got like four or five. 886 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000 Four or five? 887 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Evan. 888 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 He's like 38 right now. 889 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000 You've got two or three. 890 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000 39 or 40. 891 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 41 or 42. 892 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Two years. 893 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000 43. 894 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,000 That is a solid number. 895 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000 43? 896 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000 43. 897 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000 Alright, how many years is that? 898 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Three years. 899 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000 Four years. 900 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000 Five years. 901 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000 Four or five. 902 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000 No, he's not playing five or six years. 903 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000 He definitely is. 904 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000 He's going to go the far route, go back to Minnesota. 905 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000 And he's going to go to Minnesota to get the fucking package and get his ass divided 906 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000 in love. 907 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000 I want to ask this question, what is your least favorite info team? 908 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000 Let me look up the teams actually. 909 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000 You don't know the interviews. 910 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000 I don't really, I don't know all of them by heart. 911 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000 I know some of them, but I don't know the names. 912 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000 I don't know all of them by heart. 913 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000 I don't know the names. 914 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:46,000 You don't have much dislike team? 915 00:41:46,000 --> 00:42:00,000 See, I have two teams for you. 916 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:07,000 You're actually going to be proud of me on this one. 917 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:12,000 I got the Cowboys, of course. 918 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Nothing wrong with the Cowboys. 919 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Nothing wrong with the Cowboys. 920 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000 And the Philadelphia fucking Eagles. 921 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000 Yeah, round of applause everyone. 922 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000 Round of applause. 923 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000 You deserve a trophy. 924 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000 Let's make a trophy or something. 925 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,000 I don't know. 926 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000 I can't deal with that. 927 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000 Here's your trophy, sir. 928 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 929 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000 I can't wait to. 930 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000 It was a dick. 931 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000 You guys suck in here. 932 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Suck in your dick. 933 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:36,000 I'll beat your ass out of the pocket. 934 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Dog, go ahead. 935 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:42,000 What were you going to say? 936 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000 You done? 937 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000 Yeah. 938 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000 So, I'm going to make jokes. 939 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,000 So. 940 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,000 I'm making jokes over here. 941 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000 You're the serious one. 942 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000 You're the serious one. 943 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,000 You're the serious speaking dog. 944 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000 Oh, I need to be so serious. 945 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000 Let me finish speaking. 946 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:57,000 Please. 947 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,000 Speak. 948 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:07,000 I give you permission. 949 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:12,000 I don't need permission from no motherfucking money motherfucker. 950 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000 So. 951 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Hold on. 952 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000 Chargers strapped in. 953 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Let's see who they go with. 954 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000 We need them. 955 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000 We need them. 956 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000 It's a lot of. 957 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000 Woo. 958 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000 Tackle, nerdy ding. 959 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000 I did that pitch. 960 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000 They needed a tackle. 961 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000 I would have picked a tackle. 962 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000 That was them. 963 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000 Oh, you got a hot girlfriend right there. 964 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000 Damn. 965 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000 Let's see. 966 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000 Where did Gero all plan to go? 967 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000 Oh, he planned to go to fucking Tennessee, damn. 968 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,000 All right. 969 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:44,000 What were we going to say earlier? 970 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:54,000 The reason I hate Philadelphia Eagles fans, they are so fucking annoying. 971 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,000 I have two friends that are Eagles fans. 972 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:05,000 The amount of time I want to commit murders when they talk about football with me, I fucking 973 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,000 hate it. 974 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000 What did they say? 975 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:11,000 You know they just got played one, right? 976 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,000 So they, you know how they get, they. 977 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,000 St. Juan is the most overrated when you act. 978 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000 I would stand by that. 979 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:23,000 I wouldn't say all that, but I'm going to tell you what they, but the Philadelphia Eagles 980 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000 fan, what they say. 981 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 Oh man, they act like Cowboys fan. 982 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,000 I swear. 983 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000 It's just one blue, one green. 984 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:35,000 One of them be, but they, they're just like, oh man, we're going to win the chip now. 985 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000 We're going to win the chip. 986 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000 And I'm just like, fuck no. 987 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,000 He's going to get injured like halfway through the season. 988 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000 Oh shit. 989 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:48,000 I can't wait to see what your O line does without Jason Kelsey. 990 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:54,000 I don't want to be fine, but St. Juan is going to get hurt mid-season. 991 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 No, because that's okay. 992 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000 That's still strange to me. 993 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000 Think about that. 994 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:06,000 How did you go 10 and one in the first 11 games and then just suck the rest of the game? 995 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000 That was coaching. 996 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000 Nick Serrani is a terrible coach. 997 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000 He's a terrible coach. 998 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000 See, they figured out how to beat the Eagles. 999 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,000 And so that game thing was put out. 1000 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:22,000 And so team just followed that blueprint, how to beat the Eagles. 1001 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:30,000 See what I, what I told my friend was I was like, bro, y'all are making a pass the first round of the bucks. 1002 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:38,000 He was trying to be like, no, we're not going to lose the fucking Baker Mayfield. 1003 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000 I was like, all right. 1004 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000 Yeah. 1005 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,000 I didn't hear the bucks. 1006 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,000 What does Baker Mayfield do? 1007 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000 What? 1008 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,000 Damn. 1009 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:55,000 Baker Mayfield just cooks like he normally does. 1010 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000 Just. 1011 00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:07,000 Me and my dad set a bet when I came, I took the Buccaneers, he took the Eagles and he never paid me back for that bet. 1012 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,000 He never paid me for that bet. 1013 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000 That was bullshit. 1014 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:15,000 Hey, you can't get on that either because that's your dad. 1015 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Right? 1016 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000 I feel that. 1017 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000 Right? 1018 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000 You know what I'm saying? 1019 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Hey, bro, it sucks being right to your parents sometimes because deep down, you know that you were right all along. 1020 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:36,000 You can brag all you want, but then at the same time, you can still get punished. 1021 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000 You can still get grounded. 1022 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000 They can still kick your ass. 1023 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,000 They can still do anything. 1024 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000 You are not winning that argument. 1025 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000 So you might as well just fucking stop by right now. 1026 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Your parents will pull those skis off all the time. 1027 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000 I raised you. 1028 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,000 What the hell? 1029 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000 I raised you. 1030 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000 Come on. 1031 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000 Very fucking bug. 1032 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000 You know how it is. 1033 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:02,000 How would you be as a dad? 1034 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Let's see. 1035 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:08,000 Mr. Evan Johnson, like a 30 something year old father. 1036 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,000 How would you raise your kids? 1037 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000 Little Johnson boys. 1038 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,000 See, I raised my kids. 1039 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:23,000 Look, if it doesn't involve cutting off your nuts. 1040 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000 What? 1041 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:35,000 If it doesn't involve cutting off your nuts, changing your gender, you can do whatever you want. 1042 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:40,000 Just don't kill yourself or hurt yourself. 1043 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 And we're Gucci. 1044 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 Why, if they kill someone else. 1045 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 Don't do that either. 1046 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000 Definitely don't do that. 1047 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000 What if they stab someone else, but don't kill them. 1048 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,000 Just stab them. 1049 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000 No. 1050 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000 No? 1051 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,000 Because, no. 1052 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 I don't raise psychotic ass people. 1053 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000 Or psychotic kids. 1054 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000 We'll get back to this conversation, but, 1055 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:05,000 Jared's just selecting, or are they selecting? 1056 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000 J.J. McCarty. 1057 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Doo doo doo doo. 1058 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 My neighbors. 1059 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000 What? 1060 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000 They need a quarterback. 1061 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,000 Daniel Jones is not the answer. 1062 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:21,000 Mahalo. 1063 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:25,000 Malik neighbors. 1064 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000 I mean, is he going to make Daniel Jones better? 1065 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000 What do you think? 1066 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,000 No. 1067 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,000 Well, no. 1068 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 They obviously believe in Daniel Jones. 1069 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,000 No, it's not Malik's neighbors fault. 1070 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000 Malik's neighbors are going to fall out. 1071 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Daniel Jones isn't going to fall out. 1072 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000 They obviously believe in Daniel Jones. 1073 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000 The Giants do. 1074 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000 Yeah, but these are the same motherfuckers I was talking about months ago. 1075 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,000 That fucking, hey, let's get rid of Daniel Jones. 1076 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,000 But here's why they haven't got rid of Daniel Jones. 1077 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:56,000 Ain't nobody going to give him that big ass contract. 1078 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,000 That sent the Giants, I mean, the Giants back years. 1079 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:09,000 That sent the Asses up for a lot of shit. 1080 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:14,000 That literally set them up for failure. 1081 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:22,000 He had one good season, he got paid, and then was just like, all right, I'm done. 1082 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:31,000 I mean, Blake Loro's right there, falling out, got a paycheck, out of it. 1083 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:37,000 Next bulls, he got a paycheck with Jack Wallace, and he got hurt, and he didn't play again. 1084 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,000 He got a lot of money, too. 1085 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:46,000 Wouldn't it be great to have a lot of money? 1086 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000 What you doing? 1087 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 I am doing an assignment for school. 1088 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,000 Oh my lord, you're a little nerd over here. 1089 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000 Can you fuck off? 1090 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,000 I knew the school assigned it. 1091 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:06,000 It's all me being responsible, and I know you don't know much about it, but I'm glad you're catching my drift. 1092 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000 At least I'm being responsible. 1093 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:15,000 I knew the school assigned it. 1094 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000 What? 1095 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:21,000 Yeah, what's that about? 1096 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:35,000 I love how this motherfucker last week was talking about how he would fight a 411 motherfucker, but he gives me this shit, and I'd be down to fight him. 1097 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000 But do you fight me? No. 1098 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:42,000 I would 1.5% win. 1099 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:47,000 Well, yeah, you're bigger than me, so yeah. 1100 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:52,000 Have you seen Hulk Hogan do a little press like this? 1101 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,000 Dog. 1102 00:50:54,000 --> 00:51:03,000 That's all I'm going to do. I'm going to do that, either just throw it off that way, or just let you fall down on your face. 1103 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:07,000 Dog, you're bigger than me, so you will probably win. I'll give it to you. 1104 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000 I could probably curl you. 1105 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000 I don't know. 1106 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000 I'm going to have to test that. 1107 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,000 Just curl Landon. 1108 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 How many Landons can I curl? 1109 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 How many Landons can you grow? 1110 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000 Three. Four. 1111 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,000 What's your estimation? How many Landons can you grow? 1112 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000 About four. 1113 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000 Four Landons? 1114 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:37,000 Like, at four, I'm already going to go fat ass and it's going to be fucking heavy, and I'm going to be like, ehh. 1115 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,000 Just give up. 1116 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:45,000 Alright. 1117 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000 Yeah. 1118 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,000 I'm like neighbors. I don't like his suit. 1119 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000 Well, it's kind of cozy in there. 1120 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,000 That's a little cute, really ugly. 1121 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,000 Bro, you think that's a good fit? 1122 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000 Fuck, no. 1123 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000 I like the chain though. 1124 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000 Nah, it's like an overcoat thing. 1125 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000 There you go, you need to unbutton it. 1126 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,000 Okay. 1127 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000 Oh, that's actually kind of dope. 1128 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,000 What is it? 1129 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 It's like little memories of him in LSU. 1130 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000 Oh, yeah, that's cool. 1131 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000 Now you want it in the back. 1132 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,000 Okay, leave it unbuttoned. When it's unbuttoned, it looks bad. 1133 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:26,000 Yeah, well that's what I'm saying. I was like, like, literally the button up, like him having it buttoned up, like it's not... 1134 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:35,000 Yeah, bro, leave it unbuttoned. That shit does not look good buttoned up. 1135 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:42,000 Titans are on the clock. Who are they picking? 1136 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:49,000 Now, do you believe in Will Loves? 1137 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,000 What? It's a question. 1138 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,000 No. 1139 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000 No? 1140 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,000 The Titans do? 1141 00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:02,000 I'm glad someone believes in him. 1142 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,000 Why are you getting into Will Loves? 1143 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,000 I'm not hating on him. It's just... 1144 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:23,000 See, it's one of those scenarios where like, I'm gonna keep a mediocre quarterback to a certain extent, but at the same time, though, we have the potential to be good. 1145 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:29,000 See, I feel like Will Loves is probably gonna be another Ryan Janel. 1146 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:36,000 Now, to me, Will Loves hasn't... we haven't seen enough of him to really judge him on a good level. 1147 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:45,000 I'll give you that too, because fucking... he only played like, what, a little bit half the season? 1148 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:51,000 No, he only played less than half. He got hurt. He played probably like six games. 1149 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:58,000 But he played like half the game because they were switching out starters. I thought it was like Ryan Janel for a little bit, and it was like... 1150 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:05,000 Well, they were playing with Ryan Janel, and then he got banned from school Will Loves, and then he played until he got hurt. 1151 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:09,000 I don't think he played a lot of games. 1152 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:13,000 Well, I have no idea, mate. 1153 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:21,000 Be our own commercial break now. That's why I began to talk about this, mate. 1154 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,000 How much do I have to pay you to talk about that for the rest of the episode? 1155 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,000 How much are you gonna pay me? 1156 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,000 I'll give you 20 bucks, mate. 1157 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000 20 bucks? 1158 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000 20 bucks, mate. 1159 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,000 Five. 1160 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,000 No, mate, fuck you. 1161 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,000 Five dollars, five cents. 1162 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 What the fuck do I look like? A bloody fucking like a bitch? 1163 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000 Five dollars and ten cents. 1164 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 Five dollars and ten cents? 1165 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,000 Yes. 1166 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,000 That's a deal. 1167 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000 That's a deal? 1168 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,000 That's a deal. 1169 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,000 Fuck that motherfucker, fuck you. 1170 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000 What? 1171 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000 Are you gonna have good money right there? 1172 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,000 Five dollars? What the fuck five dollars gonna buy me? 1173 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000 Is that McDonald's meal? 1174 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,000 Motherfucker, this one's 11. 1175 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,000 McDonald's parts are on the way up. 1176 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:10,000 I mean, McDonald's goes up, so. 1177 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,000 What the fuck did you do that for? 1178 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,000 Motherfucker, you have like one nugget right there. That's kind of it. 1179 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:22,000 Unless you fucking dip in the fucking chicken, and you just swirling it around. 1180 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,000 Maybe I wanted to do that. Maybe I didn't want to do that. 1181 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000 Motherfucker, I've been watching you the whole fucking time. 1182 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000 Now you took my opportunity away from me. 1183 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,000 Motherfucker, I've been watching you, mate. 1184 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,000 All you did was get that fucking fork, dip it in the fucking chicken, 1185 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,000 and all you did was dip it in your little sauce, and then you fucking eat it. 1186 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000 You fucking bloody liked it. 1187 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,000 Let's go back to the conversation earlier. 1188 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:46,000 How would you raise little baby Johnson's? 1189 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 That sounds good. 1190 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:53,000 Let's change the question. 1191 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,000 How would you raise baby Davis's? 1192 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,000 I'll answer it, but I asked you first. 1193 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,000 No, I gotta hear this. I gotta hear you. 1194 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,000 I asked you first, so I'll answer it after you get your answer. 1195 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000 No, you gotta hear yours. 1196 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,000 Why? 1197 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,000 After this. 1198 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,000 Okay, well, we'll see for the 10, okay? 1199 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 I gotta hear your answer. 1200 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,000 I asked you first, though. Why can't you tell me? 1201 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:23,000 Because I feel like if I say something dumb, 1202 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:27,000 like for example, if I want to take my kid hunting, 1203 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:31,000 you're gonna be like, fucking hunting, what are you doing? 1204 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,000 You're teaching him how to use a gun at like age nine? 1205 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,000 Like, what's wrong with you, Evan? 1206 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:39,000 That's not exactly what you would say, 1207 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:45,000 but it'd be something along the lines, if you know what I'm saying? 1208 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,000 Let's see who the pick is, and then we'll discuss this again. 1209 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 Let's see. Who the 10's pick? 1210 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000 Please not the L-line. 1211 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:56,000 Drumroll. 1212 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000 Tackle. 1213 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000 No! 1214 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000 L-line. 1215 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000 Oh, it's a defense tackle. Wait. 1216 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000 No, it's a tackle. 1217 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000 Yeah, a blind. 1218 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,000 No! 1219 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000 From Bama. Why are you saying no? 1220 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:13,000 Save those picks for my amazing quarterback. 1221 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,000 Jets are probably gonna trade that one. 1222 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,000 Fuck me. 1223 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:24,000 Na na na na na na na na. 1224 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:32,000 Ooh. 1225 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 You're just guessing your ad partner there? 1226 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000 You're gonna talk in the pod. 1227 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,000 I've been talking on the pod, Jackass. 1228 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:44,000 So, tell me, how would you raise these baby lambs? 1229 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Okay. 1230 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:50,000 I have two little baby boys, right? 1231 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,000 Baby Lambs is the boy. 1232 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:58,000 Landon Jr. and Landon No. 2 Jr. 1233 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:02,000 See, that's an ego trip right there, Landon. 1234 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,000 Are you gonna go up a whole top radio on him, too? 1235 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,000 What do you mean? 1236 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000 You gonna kiss him with the lips, too? 1237 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000 No, I'm not gonna go that far, no. 1238 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000 He's gonna go that far. 1239 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,000 Well, I'm gonna do that. 1240 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,000 Don't let him lie. 1241 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,000 Why would I do that? Why? 1242 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000 Because that's your own flesh and blood. 1243 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,000 They came from your nut sack, Landon. 1244 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,000 Of course you're gonna fucking kiss him. 1245 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,000 Would you kiss him, then? 1246 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,000 No. 1247 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000 Why would I kiss him? 1248 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000 Because I'm a man, Landon. 1249 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000 That's different. 1250 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,000 I am also a man. 1251 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,000 Are you sure about that? 1252 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,000 I am an adult man. 1253 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,000 Are you sure about that? 1254 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,000 Why would I not be? 1255 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,000 I don't know. 1256 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,000 You can fucking boneless ass chicken-duck it. 1257 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000 You mean what about my dick right now? 1258 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000 Go ahead. 1259 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,000 No, no, no. 1260 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,000 Come on. 1261 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,000 Come on, boy. 1262 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,000 Come on, bro. 1263 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,000 Bro, look at it. 1264 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,000 Don't fucking look at it. 1265 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,000 Look at it. 1266 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000 What? 1267 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000 I'm trying to prove my masculinity to you, but you're just... 1268 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000 Whatever, dog. 1269 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000 Ain't nobody gonna wanna see that shit? 1270 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000 I'm trying to prove you that I'm a man. 1271 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,000 I obviously don't want proof to you. 1272 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,000 Motherfucker, we could go get a blood sample, do something else. 1273 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000 Go get a DNA test. 1274 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000 Well, what's the fastest way? 1275 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000 What would be the fastest option? 1276 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000 Motherfucker, I fucking know. 1277 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,000 I fucking try to come in here and be like, hey, man, I'm a dude. 1278 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,000 And just fucking show a fucking... 1279 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,000 Like, a surgical fucking dick. 1280 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:19,000 First off, if it's a surgical dick, you'd be able to tell. 1281 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,000 No shit. 1282 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:24,000 But that's just like saying, like... 1283 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 Oh, man. 1284 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,000 This dude has a... 1285 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,000 This dude's a woman. 1286 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:33,000 Comes in here and shit about the surgical vagina. 1287 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,000 So I don't wanna see that. 1288 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000 No. 1289 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,000 You were questioning whether I was a man. 1290 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,000 I was gonna prove to you, like, yeah, I'm a dude. 1291 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,000 And I was gonna show you proof. 1292 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,000 But you didn't wanna see the proof. 1293 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000 Okay, we'll continue with what you were saying. 1294 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,000 You have two big kids. 1295 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,000 Okay. 1296 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000 Finish that, because... 1297 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,000 I have two little kids. 1298 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000 One's Landon Jr. 1299 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000 One's Landon number two Jr. 1300 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 Good names. Good names. 1301 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000 Do we agree? 1302 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,000 Fucking terrible last name. 1303 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000 I can understand the first one. 1304 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000 Literally, Landon Jr.? 1305 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000 Like, the... 1306 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,000 What is it? Landon Jr. the second? 1307 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000 Yes. 1308 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000 Fucking dumbass shit. Okay. 1309 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:18,000 Well, everyone has their own opinions. 1310 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,000 And I have mine, which is period evidence for all these reasons. 1311 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000 It's an independent period of time. 1312 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:28,000 I'm gonna raise my kids to be very accepting people. 1313 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:32,000 Accepting of all races. 1314 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000 I'm gonna raise my kids to bully your kids. 1315 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000 Of all kids? 1316 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000 I'm gonna raise my kids to bully your kids. 1317 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000 And just specifically your kids. 1318 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 Like, instead of coming out of the womb, 1319 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000 like, I'm gonna have a picture of your kid and be like, 1320 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000 you see this kid right here? 1321 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:49,000 You gotta bully him for the rest of your life. 1322 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000 But why would you do that? 1323 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,000 Why would you do that? 1324 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,000 If you send me the bloodline. 1325 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,000 I bully you now. 1326 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,000 Might as well have my kid bully your kids. 1327 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:03,000 You're not bullying me. 1328 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000 What? 1329 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000 I definitely bully you. 1330 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000 Okay, mister. 1331 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,000 Off the camera? 1332 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:17,000 You get bullied. I feel bad for you sometimes, though. 1333 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,000 Bro, off the camera? You're not bullying me. 1334 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000 Oh, damn. I think Arshad's delayed. 1335 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000 What? 1336 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000 I already know who the next victim is. 1337 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000 Well, stop cheating, man. 1338 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000 I think I know who it is. 1339 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000 J.J. McCorkle? 1340 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,000 No. It isn't McCorkle, though. 1341 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,000 Mike Pinnix? 1342 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000 Oh, wow. 1343 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:42,000 So, like, is it actually caught up to speed 1344 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,000 or is it, like, can you check in? 1345 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000 He says it's not the speed. 1346 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000 I guess this is delayed broadcast. 1347 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000 So, wait a minute. 1348 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000 Bro, why are you trying to cheat? 1349 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000 Motherfucker, I just caught up to speed. 1350 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:58,000 And the first thing that... Look, you can see my story right here, okay? 1351 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:01,000 Literally, this man is number one. 1352 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,000 The number one thing that popped up. 1353 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,000 Michael Pinnix is Elena, though. 1354 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:10,000 Like, he's a good fit with the culture in Elena. 1355 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000 Right? 1356 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000 No, no, no, actually, no. 1357 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000 Why the fuck do you need Michael Pinnix? 1358 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:20,000 Why would... why would they not need Michael Pinnix? 1359 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:24,000 I mean, you have Kirk Cousins. 1360 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,000 Kirk Cousins isn't going to play too much longer. 1361 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:31,000 Let's be honest. He's not the most healthy quarterback. 1362 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,000 He just suffered what? ACL? 1363 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000 He'll eat Achilles. 1364 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:42,000 They don't know how crazy they'll be after they kill his injury? 1365 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:47,000 They sure as hell know that Desmond Ritter is not the answer. 1366 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:50,000 Is he even in, Elena, still? 1367 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000 I think he's still in Elena. 1368 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,000 Yeah, no, he's not going to see another bit of an abortion. 1369 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,000 He is terrible. 1370 01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,000 I mean, look what the fuck he had to deal with. 1371 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,000 What? What did he have to deal with? 1372 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:06,000 He had to deal with having so many weapons around him? 1373 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,000 That's what he had to deal with? 1374 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,000 You call those weapons? 1375 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000 Dracoinid is a weapon. 1376 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,000 Dracoinid is a weapon. 1377 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:20,000 Cowpits is a weapon. 1378 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:23,000 What fucking dope are you on? 1379 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:27,000 12! Are they not good players? What do you mean? 1380 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:29,000 I don't give you Dracoinid and Dejohn Hopkins. 1381 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,000 Dejohn Hopkins? You do not like Cowpits. 1382 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000 Fuck no! Boss no! 1383 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,000 Why not? 1384 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,000 Cordell Patterson! Good player! 1385 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,000 You're old! 1386 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,000 Big Pat! 1387 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:41,000 The motherfucker is old. 1388 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:45,000 Bro, they came up with the fucking position for him 1389 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,000 because they don't know what the fuck they want to do with him. 1390 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:52,000 They put Jay on the deck chart as the Joker. 1391 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:55,000 That's like some Taysom Hill type stuff. 1392 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,000 That's what the fuck they were trying to do, so like... 1393 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:03,000 I love Taysom. Taysom is my favorite. 1394 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:07,000 If only Taysom could play every position all at once. 1395 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:10,000 That would be an unstoppable team. 1396 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,000 Let's just clone Taysom. 1397 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,000 Well, he can't throw the ball. 1398 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,000 Let's clone Taysom 21 times, so I'm going to play every single position. 1399 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,000 Well, we don't need to clone him 10 times, 1400 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,000 so all 11 of Taysom's could be on the field all at once. 1401 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,000 So you're going to play online too? 1402 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:30,000 Yes. Taysom is a big fucking dude. 1403 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:34,000 Taysom is a big motherfucker. 1404 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,000 See? 1405 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:42,000 He might not be able to really hold Aeros of Donald or some big dudes, 1406 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,000 but Taysom is a big dude. 1407 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,000 I mean, he can kill the model, Garrett. 1408 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:50,000 Aeros of Donald is not going to be able to kill him. 1409 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,000 Yeah. 1410 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:55,000 Okay, Donald. Before we go back to the bears, 1411 01:04:55,000 --> 01:05:00,000 what are we thinking for the new one of the things? 1412 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,000 What do you mean? 1413 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:04,000 Like, what are you hoping you get out of this draft? 1414 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:08,000 Well, we need a captain, because our O-line sucks. 1415 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,000 So you need an offense line? 1416 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,000 Yeah, that's too long. 1417 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:14,000 Yeah. I'd say I want a draft with good offense linemen. 1418 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:17,000 So you have the same needs as every other team? 1419 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,000 Yeah. Basically every team needs an offense lineman. 1420 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,000 Exactly. 1421 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:26,000 That's what I keep saying. Like, every team thinks their O-line sucks. 1422 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,000 But come on, our O-line does suck. 1423 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,000 You'll admit that, right? 1424 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:35,000 Derek Carr had no time at all to come to the park and go skiing. 1425 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:38,000 You watch a good bit of Sings games, right? 1426 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,000 Because they're on TV. 1427 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,000 I'm telling you this, okay? 1428 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,000 What? 1429 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,000 It might be. 1430 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,000 Here, go ahead. 1431 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000 It wouldn't have been Derek Carr's fault. 1432 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,000 No. 1433 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,000 Now, some of it was. 1434 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,000 Some of it was Derek Carr's fault. 1435 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,000 Yes. 1436 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000 Okay, the faults. 1437 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000 These are the faults. 1438 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,000 A little bit. 1439 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:07,000 Like, 20% Derek Carr, 40% Pete Carmichael. 1440 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,000 Make it 80% Pete Carmichael. 1441 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,000 No. 1442 01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:15,000 Because Pete Carmichael played college for a long time before Derek Carr got here. 1443 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,000 Well, it's not a page. 1444 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:21,000 You just couldn't deem playing around Derek Carr very well. 1445 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:26,000 Okay. So, 20%, whatever, 40%. 1446 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,000 Whatever it was. 1447 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:37,000 Yeah, so 40%, 20%, 60%, the other 40% is the O-line. 1448 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:40,000 No comment. 1449 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:46,000 Okay, then that's not a wrong, so I guess I'm right. 1450 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000 Because then if I'm wrong, you'd say wrong, 1451 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:52,000 you'd say some shit about how I'm stupid or something, 1452 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,000 how I'm so delusional. 1453 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,000 One, you have a good O-line. 1454 01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:00,000 No, I don't. 1455 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,000 You have a better than average O-line. 1456 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:07,000 James Hirsch just retired, too, so we definitely need him for offensive tackle. 1457 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:10,000 Oh, well, too bad. My team didn't get all the good O-lines first. 1458 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000 No, we did not. 1459 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,000 We're the test pick. 1460 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,000 We all have 13. 1461 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,000 Who are the people selecting? 1462 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,000 You mean Bears? 1463 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,000 No, J.K. Bears. 1464 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:24,000 Chicago Bears, what? 1465 01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:27,000 Oh, Bob Ruman, doomsday. 1466 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:32,000 Receiver. 1467 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:36,000 They got a lot of good receivers now. 1468 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:39,000 I'm not sure James will be trying to see that. 1469 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,000 I need something to drink. 1470 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:45,000 Motherfucker. 1471 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:56,000 That's not my fault. 1472 01:07:56,000 --> 01:08:03,000 Let me think about the door door. 1473 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,000 What do you mean a door door? 1474 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:07,000 I drink. 1475 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:21,000 This is like a random drink, a random soda. 1476 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:26,000 This man, if y'all could see, if we had cameras we'd show our faces. 1477 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:29,000 You can see this man just bobbing his head to the little music. 1478 01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,000 He's eating my lemon pepper chicken nugget. 1479 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,000 Eating his chicken wing. 1480 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,000 Chicken nugget. 1481 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,000 We already established why they're different. 1482 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,000 Why do you keep saying the other thing? 1483 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:45,000 Because of the chicken nugget. 1484 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,000 Different parts of the chicken. 1485 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:50,000 Like you said, you read it yourself from Google. 1486 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,000 Did you not? 1487 01:08:51,000 --> 01:09:00,000 You're right, but chicken, nugget, yum. 1488 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:03,000 So which can your door open? 1489 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:05,000 A fucking drink. 1490 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:11,000 Unless you want to be so kind and give me a water or something. 1491 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,000 Do you see water around here? 1492 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,000 Or just magically? 1493 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,000 Look motherfucker. 1494 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,000 Do you see those two things down there? 1495 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,000 They're called lamps. 1496 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,000 I don't see. 1497 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,000 What are you talking about? 1498 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,000 The where your naked shoes are connected? 1499 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,000 Yeah, for my shoes. 1500 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,000 You see up here? 1501 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,000 You see these two things? 1502 01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,000 Oh yeah, these. 1503 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,000 They're called fucking legs. 1504 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,000 I love legs bro. 1505 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,000 Chicken legs are so good. 1506 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,000 You know what I mean chicken legs? 1507 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:43,000 Boneless chicken tenders. 1508 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,000 Or not tenders, wings. 1509 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,000 Because they're not the legs of the chicken. 1510 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:50,000 They're like the wings of the chicken. 1511 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:54,000 Different body parts of the chicken. 1512 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,000 Whereas the nugget is just made out of any type of chicken. 1513 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,000 Chicken breast. 1514 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,000 It's the breast of the chicken. 1515 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,000 No. 1516 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:08,000 Look. 1517 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:14,000 Let's get back to me door dashing. 1518 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:18,000 Hey, door dashing jack in the box. 1519 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,000 No. 1520 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,000 Why? 1521 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,000 Why would I? 1522 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:25,000 I've got that, that, and that. 1523 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,000 Where are you at door dashing then? 1524 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,000 A fucking drink. 1525 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,000 Well that's what I'm saying. 1526 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,000 Door dashing drink. 1527 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,000 Where do you think you can do that? 1528 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:40,000 I'm not even going to run up the street and go to the Chipotle and get me a drink. 1529 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:43,000 You think I'm funny, but. 1530 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,000 I mean. 1531 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:57,000 You know what? 1532 01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:02,000 I'm not going to run up the street and get me a drink. 1533 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:06,000 So what's your thinking about door dashing? 1534 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,000 What are you looking at? 1535 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,000 A root beer. 1536 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,000 Something with water. 1537 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,000 So I don't die. 1538 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,000 From where? 1539 01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:20,000 Probably Chipotle. 1540 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:23,000 Can you door dash jack in the box? 1541 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,000 You going to pay me well for it? 1542 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,000 What's happening to me? 1543 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:31,000 You said it to me right now. 1544 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:34,000 Well you don't trust me, do you Mike? 1545 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,000 We've been about transactions all the time. 1546 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,000 You're right, we do. 1547 01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,000 You're right, I do. 1548 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,000 But. 1549 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:46,000 What? 1550 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,000 You ain't never seen us before? 1551 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,000 No, I haven't. 1552 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,000 I'm at a Tiki Taki party. 1553 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:55,000 Tiki Taki. 1554 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,000 That means no one's going to have to Tiki Taki in line. 1555 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:02,000 Yeah, but I'm going to ban it. 1556 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,000 But, but I just passed the bill. 1557 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,000 He's going to ban Tiki Taki. 1558 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:10,000 So you won't, you need to wear Tiki Taki dances. 1559 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:14,000 I'm so sad. 1560 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:18,000 Let me see. 1561 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:25,000 I don't know. 1562 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:28,000 Just tell us something, why are you doing that? 1563 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:32,000 So. 1564 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:35,000 While we're going with the Mayden theme. 1565 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:39,000 What do you think? 1566 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,000 About. 1567 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:51,000 The New York Jets becoming the Super Bowl champions in 2024. 1568 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:55,000 I have no reason to believe that they can win the Super Bowl. 1569 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,000 Now see. 1570 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:02,000 I'm just going to be your hate ass motherfucker. 1571 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:06,000 No, not necessarily. 1572 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:11,000 The Eagles have better teams than the Jets do. 1573 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:14,000 Look, is this the first address? 1574 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,000 So I can get my own match? 1575 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:20,000 Yeah, okay good. 1576 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,000 Yeah, I'm saying that on the pod because they're going to come looking for me. 1577 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:26,000 The Pets are going to come looking for me, but what? 1578 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:28,000 Any specific instructions for me? 1579 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:36,000 Yeah, I'm good. 1580 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:41,000 He lives at like 405 Negro Royal Lane. 1581 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,000 Just kidding. 1582 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,000 What are you saying? 1583 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,000 It's not like he's on the Inward Rivers. 1584 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,000 I was like, what are you saying? 1585 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,000 Hold up. 1586 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:54,000 Yeah, I was trying to say the address and bringing that. 1587 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,000 But in case it does sound like it, please cut it out. 1588 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,000 I don't say that. 1589 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,000 Yeah, I mean, J.K., he does say that. 1590 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:04,000 No, I do not. 1591 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:05,000 I am. 1592 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,000 What do you want to do then? 1593 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:12,000 I would choke your ass out. 1594 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:14,000 Oh, the Vikings picked the same. 1595 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,000 Oh man, that's so cool. 1596 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,000 I wonder who it is. 1597 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,000 It's got to be J.J. 1598 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:39,000 If it's not J.J., I'm going to fucking... 1599 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,000 There you go, my friend. 1600 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:42,000 Meet me in the front of the parking lot. 1601 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,000 Very detailed. 1602 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,000 So it's the same thing like last time? 1603 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:52,000 Yeah, basically that's the easiest thing. 1604 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:54,000 The Vikings are going to pick. 1605 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,000 Who are the Vikings going to pick? 1606 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,000 J.J. McCarthy. 1607 01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,000 J.J. McCarthy? 1608 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,000 Yeah, yeah. 1609 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:11,000 That's his name. 1610 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,000 Now, I have a question for you. 1611 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,000 Okay. 1612 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:18,000 Did you like your chicken nuggets better or your boneless chicken wings better? 1613 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,000 Both of them are my boneless chicken nuggets. 1614 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,000 Your boneless chicken wings. 1615 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,000 My boneless chicken nuggets? 1616 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:27,000 On the Wingstop menu, they call them boneless chicken wings. 1617 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:31,000 So therefore, I will refer to them as boneless chicken wings. 1618 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,000 All right, how about this? 1619 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:42,000 Can you be the first man in human history to get his ass beat by a chicken nugget? 1620 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,000 Oh, wait, whoa. 1621 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:50,000 Apparently, Minnesota traded up the tin. 1622 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:53,000 We completely missed that. 1623 01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:55,000 Well, they're at the tin paper now. 1624 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,000 Now? 1625 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,000 Yeah. 1626 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,000 They traded up to it. 1627 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,000 I guess so. 1628 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,000 I guess so. 1629 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,000 But we're talking. 1630 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:06,000 We're not paying our full attention to it. 1631 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:09,000 Oh, wait, who's up there making a stop sign? 1632 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,000 Make a wish. 1633 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,000 That's mean. 1634 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,000 I'm sorry. 1635 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,000 You are a mean person. 1636 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:18,000 I am not. 1637 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:20,000 I'm a very nice person. 1638 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:28,000 See, this is why that people want me to bully you. 1639 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:33,000 Everyone who meets me tells me how amazing of a person I am. 1640 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,000 I'm so kind. 1641 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,000 I'm so loving. 1642 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:40,000 I'm so caring. 1643 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:45,000 Ain't nobody ever called you that. 1644 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:52,000 You can put your arm down. 1645 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:54,000 So what do you got to do with that? 1646 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,000 Come on, let's get it. 1647 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:56,000 Huh? 1648 01:16:56,000 --> 01:17:07,000 Let's get this door down. 1649 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:14,000 I'm going to be a good guy. 1650 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:19,000 I'm going to be a good guy. 1651 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:32,000 I'm going to be a good guy. 1652 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:38,000 So we have Bo Nix and Michael Pinnix. 1653 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,000 No, no Michael Pinnix. 1654 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,000 I'll let you know when you're ready. 1655 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:41,000 So Bo Nix is left on the board. 1656 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,000 Go. 1657 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,000 Where's he going to go? 1658 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,000 Denver. 1659 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:47,000 Yeah, you sure? 1660 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:54,000 What if Denver just decides to stick with Zach Wilson? 1661 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,000 Then? 1662 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,000 They would be. 1663 01:17:56,000 --> 01:18:09,000 I'm not going to do that. 1664 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:13,000 Speaking of extra spicy pie, you've got to come up here and... 1665 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:14,000 I'm sorry. 1666 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:15,000 I'm trying to get a taste. 1667 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,000 I'm trying to get a taste. 1668 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:17,000 I'm trying to get a taste. 1669 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,000 You can't multitask? 1670 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,000 I'm trying to look and see who the 14th pick is going to be. 1671 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,000 And I'm trying to take a look and see who the 14th pick is going to be. 1672 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:28,000 And I'm trying to take a look and see who the 14th pick is going to be. 1673 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:31,000 Oh look, oh yeah, they got my door dad's order. 1674 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:32,000 Sweet. 1675 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,000 I ordered two cups. 1676 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,000 I'm not sure what this little scene is. 1677 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,000 Well, I told you to order me something. 1678 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,000 Why didn't you? 1679 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,000 Oh, well then, fuck, well, I'm still in fucking Uber Eats. 1680 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,000 Fucking tell me your shit. 1681 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,000 What, you just ordered something and you're Uber eating something? 1682 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:50,000 What? 1683 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:54,000 No, fucking tell me you're Jack. 1684 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:58,000 Hold up, you door dashed something and then you're going to Uber eat something? 1685 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,000 No, I'm on Uber Eats. 1686 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,000 Like, I've been on Uber Eats. 1687 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,000 Why did you just say door dash then? 1688 01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,000 I don't know. 1689 01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,000 You're confusing me. 1690 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,000 What in the fuck do you want? 1691 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,000 What? 1692 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,000 What do you want? 1693 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:09,000 Pick your ass, motherfucker. 1694 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:14,000 Dude, you are, oh my gosh, the pick is in. 1695 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,000 We know who we want. 1696 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:19,000 Oh, I'm fit to tackle. 1697 01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,000 Oh, I'm fit to tackle. 1698 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:24,000 Oh, I'm fit to tackle. 1699 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,000 I swear, if it's a fucking defensive player, I'm killing you. 1700 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,000 Quarterback. 1701 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:30,000 If it's a defensive player, I'm killing you. 1702 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,000 It's a quarterback. 1703 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:34,000 No, if it's a defensive player, I'm killing you. 1704 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:36,000 Oh yeah, defensive tackle. 1705 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:41,000 No, if it's a defensive player, I'm killing you. 1706 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,000 Oh, okay. 1707 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:49,000 Bro, do you know how many times I had to deal with a defensive player every single year 1708 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:52,000 whenever I was a Green Bay fan? 1709 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,000 Never again. 1710 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:57,000 That's some funny shit right there. 1711 01:19:57,000 --> 01:20:00,000 Would you agree it's funny shit? 1712 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,000 Huh? 1713 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:04,000 Would you agree it's funny shit? 1714 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:05,000 Funny. 1715 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,000 No. 1716 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:07,000 It's funny shit. 1717 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,000 No, it's not. 1718 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,000 It is. 1719 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,000 Aaron Adams could have three rings by now. 1720 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,000 But yeah, he doesn't. 1721 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,000 Why? 1722 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:19,000 Because the team kept drafting defensive fucking players. 1723 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,000 Well. 1724 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:24,000 Did you just say fucking well? 1725 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,000 Well? 1726 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:40,000 I mean, if he was just better, then he could just be better and he would have rings. 1727 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:46,000 Well, okay, I want a strawberry shake, but they only offer it in large. 1728 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,000 Like, they don't offer any other size. 1729 01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:49,000 Bitch, I don't want a large. 1730 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,000 I want a small. 1731 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:52,000 What other kind of things they got? 1732 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:54,000 Do they got like chocolate? 1733 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:57,000 Every shake just comes in large. 1734 01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:58,000 I don't know why. 1735 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:02,000 That's weird. 1736 01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:06,000 They got vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and Oreo. 1737 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:07,000 Hmm. 1738 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:09,000 Yeah, that's what they get though. 1739 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:10,000 Strawberry shake. 1740 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:12,000 Did you order your food or not? 1741 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,000 No, they didn't. 1742 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,000 Just press the strawberry shake. 1743 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:18,000 Ooh, they got a chocolate overl- oh, they got a chocolate lava cake. 1744 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:21,000 Buy one, get one free? 1745 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:24,000 Bro, you know I don't like to eat some chocolate. 1746 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,000 You already know that. 1747 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,000 You knew that. 1748 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:28,000 Oh yeah, I forgot you're weird. 1749 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,000 I'm good in. 1750 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,000 I'm weird. 1751 01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,000 No, you're weird. 1752 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:34,000 I'm good in. 1753 01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:35,000 What? 1754 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:36,000 I'm good in. 1755 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,000 You say that louder for me to be weird? 1756 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:40,000 I'm good in. 1757 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,000 No, the fuck you're not. 1758 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,000 Who was it just select? 1759 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,000 Safety. 1760 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:46,000 Safety. 1761 01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:49,000 Who is that? 1762 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,000 Let's go! 1763 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,000 Let's go! 1764 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:53,000 Pronounce that name. 1765 01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:55,000 Pronounce that name. 1766 01:21:55,000 --> 01:22:00,000 Olumba, pashanu. 1767 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:02,000 Pashanu. 1768 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:06,000 Olumba, pashanu. 1769 01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:07,000 Olay baby. 1770 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:13,000 Olumba, pashanu is going to be good. 1771 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:20,000 Time to get Amazing Quarterback. 1772 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:24,000 Bro, look at the white girlfriend over there. 1773 01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:29,000 Oh yeah, she kinda cute now that I watch. 1774 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,000 Oh man. 1775 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:32,000 Tackle. 1776 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:34,000 Alright, nice. 1777 01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:36,000 I gotta tell you about Uber Eats. 1778 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:40,000 Listen, did you get her? 1779 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:45,000 You actually want to order something? 1780 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:46,000 Yeah, I do. 1781 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:48,000 That's obviously less than 20 minutes. 1782 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:49,000 God damn. 1783 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:52,000 No, because you're like, oh man I'm so picky. 1784 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:53,000 Fuckin' type it in. 1785 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,000 God damn it. 1786 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:57,000 Bro, I thought you opened Jack in the Box. 1787 01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:59,000 Motherfucker, no! 1788 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:02,000 I asked you if you were ordering anything and you were like, nah. 1789 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:05,000 Bro, I literally said, yeah, I said I was going to get a strawberry shake. 1790 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:06,000 Did you not? 1791 01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:11,000 That's all you wanted with a strawberry shake? 1792 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,000 No. 1793 01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:14,000 Well then put it in your fucking food. 1794 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,000 God fucking damn. 1795 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,000 You're going to order shit too, right? 1796 01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:21,000 I'm just going to get a fucking lava cake. 1797 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:23,000 Buy one, two, one, three, motherfuckers. 1798 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:25,000 So you're going to get two, right? 1799 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,000 Yes. 1800 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:27,000 Okay. 1801 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,000 I'll let you have the other one if you want it. 1802 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:30,000 What? 1803 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:32,000 I'll let you have the other one if you want it. 1804 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,000 I'm good, my dude. 1805 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,000 I am good. 1806 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,000 That's right. 1807 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,000 I always knew you hated chocolate. 1808 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,000 I do. 1809 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,000 I do hate chocolate. 1810 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:45,000 As much as Philadelphia. 1811 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:48,000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1812 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:51,000 I'm protecting chocolate with my life and nothing. 1813 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:54,000 You're not protecting Philly, but you're protecting chocolate? 1814 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,000 See, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1815 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:59,000 I'll defend Philly a little bit. 1816 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,000 Look, I'll defend Philly in every aspect. 1817 01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:06,000 I'll defend the 76ers, the Phillies, whatever. 1818 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:09,000 If it's the Eagles, I'm not defending them. 1819 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:12,000 You're going to defend the 76ers, really? 1820 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,000 Why? 1821 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,000 Why would you choose to defend the 76ers? 1822 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:18,000 What the fuck have you done? 1823 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:20,000 So you're getting miniature of them in the lava chocolate shake? 1824 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,000 Yeah. 1825 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:22,000 No, wait, chocolate? 1826 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:24,000 Hold on, no. 1827 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:25,000 Hold on, motherfucker. 1828 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:28,000 You're turning me into a chocolate shake. 1829 01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:32,000 And then it's going to be like this, but you're going to actually cause a mishap. 1830 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:35,000 So the restaurant causes a mishap. 1831 01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:40,000 I swear to fucking God, if the restaurant gives me a fucking chocolate shake. 1832 01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:42,000 I would be so excited and happy. 1833 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,000 I'm going to pour it on Evan. 1834 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:47,000 Just pour it on Evan and be pissed. 1835 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:48,000 No, I'm going to fucking drink it. 1836 01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,000 Don't worry about it. 1837 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:50,000 He will do that. 1838 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,000 He knows better. 1839 01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:58,000 I'm not paying you until I get my food. 1840 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:08,000 Fucking maniac motherfucker. 1841 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:10,000 All right. 1842 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:15,000 Ladies and gentlemen, the draft spectacular. 1843 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:18,000 Yeah. 1844 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:21,000 It's as far as you can saw on your face. 1845 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:23,000 They will do good in the microwave when I get home. 1846 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:26,000 Well, microwave fries? 1847 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,000 Yeah. 1848 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:32,000 Fries do not, they stay soggy if you microwave them. 1849 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,000 They're going to be fun. 1850 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,000 You need to put them in the oven. 1851 01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:38,000 Put them in the oven. 1852 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:39,000 Or the air fryer. 1853 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,000 You have an air fryer? 1854 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:41,000 I do not have an air fryer. 1855 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,000 Put them in the oven then. 1856 01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:46,000 That would be better than the microwave. 1857 01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:50,000 They'll come out soggy in the microwave still. 1858 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:51,000 You know what? 1859 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:52,000 I kind of like them soggy. 1860 01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:54,000 You like soggy fries. 1861 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,000 Then I just put a bunch of salt on them. 1862 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:59,000 And then I'll let them half-lead thereafter. 1863 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,000 This man over here likes soggy. 1864 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,000 Soggy fries. 1865 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:06,000 The chocolate shake does look good though. 1866 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,000 I mean that's up to you. 1867 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:10,000 You want to get both the chocolate cake and the chocolate shake. 1868 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:12,000 Have diabetes or something. 1869 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,000 That's up to you my dog. 1870 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:15,000 I mean you owe me $8. 1871 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:16,000 Is that all you want? 1872 01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:19,000 The churros and the fucking strawberry cake? 1873 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,000 Yeah. 1874 01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:21,000 What do you mean? 1875 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,000 Okay, look. 1876 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:25,000 You just owe me $8. 1877 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:30,000 Alright. 1878 01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,000 $8 to the bank! 1879 01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:33,000 And look. 1880 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:35,000 The Evan bank! 1881 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:37,000 We don't even need to fucking do this shit. 1882 01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,000 We don't need to pay anything. 1883 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:40,000 We don't need to pay delivery fee. 1884 01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:41,000 That's wonderful. 1885 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:43,000 What do you mean? 1886 01:26:43,000 --> 01:26:49,000 They want us to try Uber One. 1887 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,000 You know what? 1888 01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:54,000 We're giving them a 15% discount. 1889 01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:57,000 Hey, tip your Uber Eats drivers everyone. 1890 01:26:57,000 --> 01:27:00,000 PSA to all the people listening to the podcast. 1891 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:02,000 Tip your Uber Eats drivers. 1892 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:05,000 Tip your Uber Eats door to add people. 1893 01:27:05,000 --> 01:27:08,000 Because they may come and kill you. 1894 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:09,000 I don't think they're going to kill you. 1895 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:11,000 I mean they kind of know your address. 1896 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:13,000 I wasn't going to say that. 1897 01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:18,000 Yeah, the New York address though. 1898 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:20,000 Estimated arrival $8.50. 1899 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,000 How much is that? 1900 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,000 $8.32. 1901 01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:26,000 Oh, $8.50. 1902 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:29,000 The drafts back home, let's see. 1903 01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:42,000 The Broncos were about to pick. 1904 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:49,000 Bone eggs. 1905 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:56,000 Who was number 10 before that? 1906 01:27:56,000 --> 01:28:02,000 Sweet Caroline. 1907 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:04,000 I didn't hear it. 1908 01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:05,000 What? 1909 01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:06,000 I didn't hear it at first. 1910 01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:08,000 I didn't know what the fuck they were saying. 1911 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,000 Sweet Caroline. 1912 01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:10,000 Now I know. 1913 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:11,000 You don't know that song, do you? 1914 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:13,000 Now I know, motherfucker. 1915 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:18,000 Sweet Caroline. 1916 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:22,000 Your times never seem so good. 1917 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:27,000 So good. 1918 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:32,000 What? 1919 01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:33,000 I'm going to fucking kill this motherfucker. 1920 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:36,000 That's what's going to fucking happen. 1921 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:43,000 Well, this podcast is just for me to see how long it will take to drive Evan to murder. 1922 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:47,000 Now see, that's literally it. 1923 01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:49,000 It could be days, it could be weeks, it could be seven. 1924 01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:53,000 How many episodes is it going to take for me to drive Evan to murder? 1925 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:55,000 Bone eggs. 1926 01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:58,000 Yeah, bone eggs to the Denver. 1927 01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:02,000 Bone eggs going to the Denver with the 12th pick. 1928 01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:04,000 I'm afraid of bone eggs. 1929 01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:11,000 You better get fucked. 1930 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:14,000 I'm good and I'm feeling alright. 1931 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:17,000 Bro, nobody's getting excited. 1932 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:19,000 Their TV is delayed. 1933 01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,000 Their TV is really delayed. 1934 01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:24,000 Bro, I think no one is just excited. 1935 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:26,000 That motherfucker is smiling. 1936 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:27,000 He knows what's up. 1937 01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:29,000 No, their TV is really delayed. 1938 01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:30,000 No, that motherfucker is excited. 1939 01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:32,000 You think our TV is delayed. 1940 01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:34,000 Their TV is really delayed. 1941 01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:37,000 I'm a big bone eggs fan. 1942 01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:40,000 You like bone eggs? 1943 01:29:40,000 --> 01:29:41,000 Oh, him versus the LSU team. 1944 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:44,000 Yeah. 1945 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:45,000 I'm a huge bone eggs fan. 1946 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:47,000 I love bone eggs. 1947 01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:50,000 Bone eggs went fucking head over. 1948 01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:53,000 This one went over to TJ Finley over there. 1949 01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:55,000 I was at that game actually. 1950 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:57,000 Who are you taking me to? 1951 01:29:57,000 --> 01:30:00,000 Well, what is your problem? 1952 01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:03,000 Did you fucking order the Uber Eats? 1953 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:04,000 Yes, I did motherfucker. 1954 01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:06,000 Okay, okay. 1955 01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:09,000 God, you are pathetic. 1956 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:13,000 Motherfucker, I will cancel this fucking order right now. 1957 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:15,000 Okay. 1958 01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:18,000 And make you fucking either go drive there 1959 01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:20,000 or walk your happy little ass over there. 1960 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:23,000 How are you going to make me do anything, first of all? 1961 01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:29,000 Do you want this little chicken bone, this chicken wing? 1962 01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,000 You can have that. 1963 01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:34,000 You can have it, my friend. 1964 01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:36,000 No, no, no, you can have the chicken wing. 1965 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:37,000 No, I insist. 1966 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:39,000 No, no, you can have it. 1967 01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:41,000 You just called her a chicken wing. 1968 01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,000 No, I said chicken bone. 1969 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:43,000 You said chicken wing. 1970 01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:44,000 You said chicken nugget. 1971 01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:45,000 You did not. 1972 01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,000 I will fucking transfer you. 1973 01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:49,000 Chicken nugget. 1974 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:50,000 There. 1975 01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:52,000 See, like I was saying before, 1976 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:56,000 this podcast is just to see how many episodes it will take 1977 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,000 for Evan to be driven to murder. 1978 01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:00,000 I just can't wait to go back to the topics. 1979 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:03,000 That's all I can't wait for. 1980 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:06,000 I mean, this is cool doing it on the fly, 1981 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:09,000 but at the same time though, 1982 01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:12,000 Landon really makes me want to commit murder, 1983 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,000 and it's very hard to do. 1984 01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:17,000 See, I can piss off Landon really fucking good. 1985 01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:20,000 What would you do to piss him off? 1986 01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:21,000 Shit. 1987 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:24,000 I ain't going to give away my secrets. 1988 01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:25,000 Okay. 1989 01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:27,000 Because there are days where I get you, 1990 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:28,000 and you're just like, 1991 01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:29,000 Evan, shut the fuck up, 1992 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:31,000 and you're just smiley, happy. 1993 01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,000 You're just like, 1994 01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:36,000 Evan, could you shut the fuck up, please? 1995 01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:39,000 What does that happen? 1996 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:42,000 Whenever I decide to make you fucking angry. 1997 01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:46,000 Give me an example. 1998 01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:50,000 Every Philadelphia person's murder video. 1999 01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:52,000 I don't think so. 2000 01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:53,000 I believe so. 2001 01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:54,000 I know so, actually. 2002 01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:56,000 There's lots of dumb Philly people. 2003 01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:59,000 In fact, I would say every one of them. 2004 01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:01,000 We don't. 2005 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,000 IQ test versus a Philadelphia person, 2006 01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:04,000 I think we need to do it. 2007 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:06,000 We need to run it. 2008 01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:07,000 Okay. 2009 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:10,000 IQ test versus the average Philadelphia person? 2010 01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:11,000 Are you saying that? 2011 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:12,000 Yes. 2012 01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:13,000 Okay. 2013 01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:14,000 I agree. 2014 01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:19,000 I'm just literally dumbing down your intelligence. 2015 01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:20,000 What? 2016 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:22,000 I'm dumbing down your intelligence. 2017 01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:28,000 Because you already compared him or her to being a dumbass, 2018 01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:30,000 and you're already a dumbass, 2019 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:32,000 so I'm just comparing dumb and dumber. 2020 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:33,000 That makes no sense. 2021 01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:34,000 It doesn't make sense. 2022 01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:35,000 Oh, do-do-do. 2023 01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:36,000 Please pick. 2024 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:37,000 Raiders. 2025 01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:39,000 Raiders on the clock. 2026 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:40,000 13th pick. 2027 01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:45,000 The Raiders select. 2028 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,000 Oh, sweet. 2029 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,000 I forgot about that. 2030 01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:49,000 What pick was that? 2031 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,000 Hagen-George. 2032 01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:51,000 13th pick. 2033 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:52,000 Raiders. 2034 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:54,000 Oh, I should have put it on number 13. 2035 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:55,000 Damn it. 2036 01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:57,000 Fucking Brock Bowers. 2037 01:32:57,000 --> 01:33:02,000 What did you have in mind? 2038 01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:03,000 3303. 2039 01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:06,000 Preparing Jack in the Box preparing. 2040 01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:11,000 Okay, so we're getting all of our food. 2041 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:20,000 So we're getting like the Jack in the Box, the fucking... 2042 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:27,000 And by the way, this isn't just like a sponsorship by Jack in the Box. 2043 01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:29,000 This is just us doing the Jack in the Box. 2044 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:30,000 Yes. 2045 01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:31,000 So can you... 2046 01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:32,000 What are we going to say? 2047 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:35,000 I'm going to say it off the camera. 2048 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:36,000 14th pick. 2049 01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:37,000 The Nuons Saints from the clock. 2050 01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:38,000 I want to tackle. 2051 01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:39,000 You want to tackle? 2052 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:40,000 I want offense alignment, yeah. 2053 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:41,000 Offense tackle. 2054 01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:42,000 Why don't you pick up the defense alignment? 2055 01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:43,000 I mean, I don't know. 2056 01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:44,000 We have good brand needs. 2057 01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:58,000 We need a receiver too, but our biggest need I would say is offense tackle. 2058 01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:02,000 Or watch you trade like a big player like Marshawn Latimore, Albuquerque Mara. 2059 01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:03,000 Why would we do that? 2060 01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:04,000 Because they're getting old. 2061 01:34:04,000 --> 01:34:05,000 Albuquerque Mara's not getting old. 2062 01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:06,000 He was drafted in 17th. 2063 01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:07,000 That motherfucker getting old. 2064 01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:08,000 Oh shit, they already got the props for the Rookie of the Year. 2065 01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:32,000 So for all my people that are betting, Caleb Williams is a plus 250, Marvin Harrison is 2066 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:43,000 a plus 600, Malik Nabors plus 700, Roma Dunes plus a thousand, Jayden McCarthy plus a thousand 2067 01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:44,000 too. 2068 01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:47,000 I'm picking Caleb Williams as the Rookie of the Year. 2069 01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:48,000 No, no, no. 2070 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,000 Jayden Daniels. 2071 01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:50,000 Jayden Daniels are good to go. 2072 01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:51,000 Shit, you'd win a lot of money if you picked Jayden Daniels. 2073 01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:56,000 Let's see, if I bet $100 on Jayden Daniels, I would not bet on $1,200. 2074 01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:57,000 Bet it. 2075 01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:58,000 No. 2076 01:34:58,000 --> 01:34:59,000 No, I'm definitely betting. 2077 01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:00,000 Bet it. 2078 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:01,000 Bet it. 2079 01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:02,000 So, how about we save the pressure? 2080 01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,000 Shit, give you 50, I'll give you 50. 2081 01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:04,000 We split the money by four. 2082 01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:06,000 That means we have to split the profit, too? 2083 01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:07,000 I can help you with that. 2084 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:08,080 All right. 2085 01:35:08,080 --> 01:35:09,980 We've got plenty of time until Saint's pick. 2086 01:35:09,980 --> 01:35:11,620 Let's talk about. 2087 01:35:11,620 --> 01:35:23,140 Let's go back to basketball, but look at the scores of the games happening right now. 2088 01:35:23,140 --> 01:35:24,440 Oh. 2089 01:35:24,440 --> 01:35:27,220 So if we have to get. 2090 01:35:27,220 --> 01:35:29,260 So, we, we were just giving each other $600. 2091 01:35:29,260 --> 01:35:30,260 That ain't bad. 2092 01:35:30,260 --> 01:35:33,620 Yeah, cuz the Cavaliers are playing the magic right now. 2093 01:35:34,940 --> 01:35:36,940 Oh, fucking Cavaliers and Magic are dumb. 2094 01:35:37,300 --> 01:35:37,800 Oh yeah? 2095 01:35:38,420 --> 01:35:40,420 Damn, Magic blew a mouse. 2096 01:35:40,420 --> 01:35:40,920 Oh really? 2097 01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:42,220 83 to 121. 2098 01:35:42,720 --> 01:35:44,340 Damn. 2099 01:35:44,340 --> 01:35:50,860 Okay, first ball fucker. You say the bigger score first. So it's 121 to 85. 2100 01:35:50,860 --> 01:35:53,660 Motherfucker, I'm reading how they gave it to me, jackass. 2101 01:35:53,660 --> 01:35:56,260 You know how, you know, you need to know how to read. 2102 01:35:56,260 --> 01:36:00,740 I would read from left to right. 2103 01:36:00,740 --> 01:36:03,980 But when you're telling the score, again you always go from the highest to lowest. 2104 01:36:04,500 --> 01:36:09,360 See what I'm saying? That more than a magic blew out the Cavaliers 83 to 121. 2105 01:36:09,740 --> 01:36:12,540 That's how I fucking said it, jackass. 2106 01:36:12,540 --> 01:36:14,040 That's not what you say though. 2107 01:36:14,740 --> 01:36:17,340 Well, motherfucking guess what? That's how I fucking came up. 2108 01:36:17,340 --> 01:36:18,340 So whatever. 2109 01:36:18,340 --> 01:36:21,260 How much would Palo score? Because that's something good Magic would play. 2110 01:36:21,260 --> 01:36:23,740 Palo... 31. 2111 01:36:23,740 --> 01:36:25,740 Ooh, nice. 2112 01:36:25,740 --> 01:36:28,940 Did... uh... Spider have a bad game? 2113 01:36:28,940 --> 01:36:31,740 Donovan has 13 points, fucking... 2114 01:36:31,740 --> 01:36:34,740 Spider had a 13 point game? 2115 01:36:34,740 --> 01:36:39,740 Six to 16. He played 26 minutes, so... 2116 01:36:39,740 --> 01:36:45,740 Darius Garland had 5 points, Jared Allen had 15, Evan Mowgli had 10, Max Triss had 4. 2117 01:36:45,740 --> 01:36:47,740 What would the shouldn't, like, above teams? 2118 01:36:47,740 --> 01:36:54,740 Franz Wagner also had 16, Jaylen Tugge also came to collect her 24 points. 2119 01:36:54,740 --> 01:36:55,740 Ooh, Max. 2120 01:36:55,740 --> 01:36:57,740 So then let's see... summary. 2121 01:36:58,740 --> 01:37:00,740 What was the shouldn't percentage, like, above teams? 2122 01:37:00,740 --> 01:37:02,740 3 point percentage. 2123 01:37:02,740 --> 01:37:08,740 Uh, well, I'm gonna do field goal. I'm gonna do field goal, 3 point, free throw, and that's about it. 2124 01:37:08,740 --> 01:37:10,740 Field goal percent? 2125 01:37:10,740 --> 01:37:14,740 I'm gonna go Cleveland first, and I'm gonna say Orlando. 2126 01:37:14,740 --> 01:37:16,740 Cleveland, 39. 2127 01:37:16,740 --> 01:37:19,740 Orlando, 51.1. 2128 01:37:19,740 --> 01:37:21,740 Cleveland, 23.5. 2129 01:37:21,740 --> 01:37:24,740 Orlando, 35.1. 2130 01:37:24,740 --> 01:37:27,740 So I'm gonna shoot terribly good from three. 2131 01:37:27,740 --> 01:37:30,740 Free throws, Cleveland, 84.6. 2132 01:37:30,740 --> 01:37:32,740 Orlando, 87.5. 2133 01:37:32,740 --> 01:37:34,740 How many free throws did they take though? 2134 01:37:34,740 --> 01:37:36,740 That one, I don't know. 2135 01:37:38,740 --> 01:37:39,740 Interesting. 2136 01:37:39,740 --> 01:37:41,740 I don't give you that. 2137 01:37:41,740 --> 01:37:45,740 I think the Cavs can win in five, so that's serious. 2138 01:37:45,740 --> 01:37:51,740 Oh, but I know that they fucking... they had the same amount of assists as 24. 2139 01:37:51,740 --> 01:37:55,740 Orlando, I rebounded the fuck out of them. 2140 01:37:55,740 --> 01:37:56,740 Oh, of course. 2141 01:37:56,740 --> 01:37:58,740 32, 51. 2142 01:37:58,740 --> 01:38:01,740 What's your pick for that series? I said Cavs in five. 2143 01:38:01,740 --> 01:38:05,740 We already did a prediction for that one. You heard of that? 2144 01:38:05,740 --> 01:38:13,740 Yeah. But, okay, this is off the cuff. We'll look at it later, like the official ones, but off the cuff, Cavs in five. 2145 01:38:13,740 --> 01:38:17,740 I say Cavs. Either Cavs in five, or now Cavs in six. 2146 01:38:17,740 --> 01:38:19,740 I feel like they're gonna get one more. 2147 01:38:19,740 --> 01:38:20,740 Alright. 2148 01:38:20,740 --> 01:38:24,740 Look, it's UFC 301. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I'm so excited for that fight. 2149 01:38:24,740 --> 01:38:27,740 What about sixers next? Did that game finish? 2150 01:38:27,740 --> 01:38:29,740 Looks like it. 2151 01:38:29,740 --> 01:38:32,740 You know, you have our takes on the games. We gotta be good little podcasters. 2152 01:38:32,740 --> 01:38:35,740 We gotta be good little podcasters. 2153 01:38:35,740 --> 01:38:37,740 Philly winning. 2154 01:38:37,740 --> 01:38:41,740 What's this? 89 to 102. 2155 01:38:41,740 --> 01:38:46,740 You are the most fucking win-win person ever. Say 102 to 89. 2156 01:38:46,740 --> 01:38:47,740 No. 2157 01:38:47,740 --> 01:38:49,740 How much time do we have left? 2158 01:38:49,740 --> 01:38:51,740 Fourth quarter, ten minutes on. 2159 01:38:51,740 --> 01:38:53,740 Oh, okay. We gotta go plenty of time though. 2160 01:38:53,740 --> 01:38:54,740 Let's see. 2161 01:38:54,740 --> 01:38:55,740 Plenty of time. 2162 01:38:55,740 --> 01:38:57,740 The Lakers are warming up right now. 2163 01:38:57,740 --> 01:39:00,740 Yeah, it's a 12-point game. They got plenty of time. 2164 01:39:03,740 --> 01:39:05,740 Awesome. Cool, cool. 2165 01:39:05,740 --> 01:39:07,740 Let's go next. 2166 01:39:07,740 --> 01:39:11,740 So, are we going to this game or this? 2167 01:39:11,740 --> 01:39:15,740 Okay, it fucking depends how the Pelicans play game three. 2168 01:39:15,740 --> 01:39:22,740 Because if they play pathetic game three, I'm not gonna go there and watch the pelicans get swept. 2169 01:39:22,740 --> 01:39:24,740 That's my... 2170 01:39:24,740 --> 01:39:27,740 Oh my gosh, you're gonna be that fucking picky? 2171 01:39:27,740 --> 01:39:32,740 No, I don't want to spend my money to just see a pathetic team go out and get swept. 2172 01:39:32,740 --> 01:39:38,740 We can sit in that little tunnel, like I normally do, like good little pelicans fan. 2173 01:39:38,740 --> 01:39:43,740 And we can be cheap about it. 2174 01:39:43,740 --> 01:39:48,740 Okay, and still, I mean you still have to pay them apart from your payment for concessions. 2175 01:39:48,740 --> 01:39:50,740 Because that's 50% off. 2176 01:39:50,740 --> 01:39:52,740 I already showed you that. 2177 01:39:52,740 --> 01:39:57,740 Yeah, but the pelicans are doing this thing, 50% off concessions. 2178 01:39:57,740 --> 01:40:00,740 They're trying to get more fans, because none of the fans want to go to the game. 2179 01:40:00,740 --> 01:40:06,740 And you can even fucking get in two hours earlier. 2180 01:40:06,740 --> 01:40:11,740 So I could go get my jersey signed by CJ. 2181 01:40:11,740 --> 01:40:13,740 Because that's the only... 2182 01:40:13,740 --> 01:40:16,740 He's one of the only two fuckers I need to sign that jersey. 2183 01:40:16,740 --> 01:40:22,740 Let's see who the Saints pick. 2184 01:40:22,740 --> 01:40:29,740 Do do do do, jump and roll, or the Saints gonna pick? 2185 01:40:29,740 --> 01:40:32,740 No, Kipers talking to Burger McFarlane. 2186 01:40:32,740 --> 01:40:34,740 I don't have to hire a word of character either. 2187 01:40:34,740 --> 01:40:38,740 Who are these Colombians? 2188 01:40:38,740 --> 01:40:39,740 I need you. 2189 01:40:39,740 --> 01:40:43,740 Patience, young Padawan. 2190 01:40:43,740 --> 01:40:46,740 Did you just pull a Star Wars on me? 2191 01:40:46,740 --> 01:40:48,740 I believe I did. 2192 01:40:48,740 --> 01:40:50,740 Patience, young Padawan. 2193 01:40:50,740 --> 01:40:52,740 Motherfucker, I've been told I look like Obi-Wan. 2194 01:40:52,740 --> 01:40:54,740 You do not look like Obi-Wan. 2195 01:40:54,740 --> 01:40:55,740 I look like Obi-Wan. 2196 01:40:55,740 --> 01:40:57,740 You do not. 2197 01:40:57,740 --> 01:40:59,740 Who told you that? 2198 01:40:59,740 --> 01:41:03,740 A Make-A-Wish kid? 2199 01:41:03,740 --> 01:41:05,740 This dude from work that I'm working with. 2200 01:41:05,740 --> 01:41:07,740 Is he blind? 2201 01:41:07,740 --> 01:41:09,740 Is he a Make-A-Wish kid? 2202 01:41:09,740 --> 01:41:11,740 His name is Ty, shout out Ty. 2203 01:41:11,740 --> 01:41:15,740 No, he's not a Make-A-Wish kid. 2204 01:41:15,740 --> 01:41:17,740 He says I look like Obi-Wan Kenobi. 2205 01:41:17,740 --> 01:41:18,740 Don't be jealous now. 2206 01:41:18,740 --> 01:41:20,740 Does he have eye problems? 2207 01:41:20,740 --> 01:41:23,740 No, he does not have eye problems. 2208 01:41:23,740 --> 01:41:25,740 Does he have mental problems? 2209 01:41:25,740 --> 01:41:28,740 No, he does not have unprincipled mental problems. 2210 01:41:28,740 --> 01:41:32,740 I'm just wondering how in the world can he think that? 2211 01:41:32,740 --> 01:41:36,740 Because he just sees greatness. 2212 01:41:36,740 --> 01:41:40,740 With a 14-pack and the 23-point-overdraft. 2213 01:41:40,740 --> 01:41:45,740 The new one sings select. 2214 01:41:45,740 --> 01:41:48,740 Okay, now pronounce that. 2215 01:41:48,740 --> 01:41:50,740 What is he? 2216 01:41:50,740 --> 01:41:53,740 I'm just... 2217 01:41:53,740 --> 01:41:55,740 Attack him, damn it. 2218 01:41:55,740 --> 01:41:56,740 Bro, come on. 2219 01:41:56,740 --> 01:41:58,740 This thing won't... 2220 01:42:03,740 --> 01:42:05,740 Say that name. 2221 01:42:05,740 --> 01:42:07,740 I can't even see the fucking name. 2222 01:42:07,740 --> 01:42:10,740 I'm rewinding this shit. 2223 01:42:10,740 --> 01:42:12,740 Rewind it and fucking... 2224 01:42:12,740 --> 01:42:14,740 No draft. 2225 01:42:14,740 --> 01:42:16,740 The new one sings select. 2226 01:42:19,740 --> 01:42:21,740 Say that name. 2227 01:42:21,740 --> 01:42:23,740 Teletiwaga. 2228 01:42:23,740 --> 01:42:24,740 Organ State. 2229 01:42:24,740 --> 01:42:26,740 You're getting easier, fuck you. 2230 01:42:28,740 --> 01:42:31,740 Tackle. Nice. I knew it. 2231 01:42:31,740 --> 01:42:33,740 Organ State. 2232 01:42:33,740 --> 01:42:36,740 He's Hawaiian. Look at him. 2233 01:42:36,740 --> 01:42:40,740 Yeah, I love me some people from Hawaii. 2234 01:42:40,740 --> 01:42:43,740 Have you ever been to Hawaii? 2235 01:42:43,740 --> 01:42:45,740 No, I've not. I wish I could go. 2236 01:42:45,740 --> 01:42:46,740 I don't think I've been to Hawaii. 2237 01:42:46,740 --> 01:42:51,740 I want to go to Hawaii. 2238 01:43:04,740 --> 01:43:08,740 Oh shit, he's at Chipotle. 2239 01:43:08,740 --> 01:43:10,740 You got Chipotle? 2240 01:43:10,740 --> 01:43:12,740 I got my drink from Chipotle. 2241 01:43:12,740 --> 01:43:16,740 So you got your drinks from some place and you got your food from... 2242 01:43:16,740 --> 01:43:18,740 Why didn't you just get the drinks from... 2243 01:43:18,740 --> 01:43:22,740 I'm going to... No, because at first I was just like, I don't know, I'm thirsty. 2244 01:43:22,740 --> 01:43:25,740 Then you were like, but yeah, I want something to eat. 2245 01:43:25,740 --> 01:43:29,740 And I was like, okay fine, my child. Here you go. 2246 01:43:29,740 --> 01:43:31,740 Here's my phone. Order something. 2247 01:43:31,740 --> 01:43:35,740 I don't care what you get. Just pay me back. 2248 01:43:35,740 --> 01:43:39,740 Technically I'm just paying you back your own money. 2249 01:43:39,740 --> 01:43:43,740 You sent me Venmo. I'm just getting Venmo. You used some of the money that you sent me. 2250 01:43:43,740 --> 01:43:46,740 Yeah, exactly. So fucking just give me $8. That's all you got to do. 2251 01:43:46,740 --> 01:43:51,740 I don't even have to argue with you. 2252 01:43:51,740 --> 01:43:55,740 Wait, you still didn't answer me. Why did you get your drinks from two different places? 2253 01:43:55,740 --> 01:44:02,740 Because like I said, at first I was getting Chipotle, ordered my Chipotle. 2254 01:44:02,740 --> 01:44:06,740 And then you wanted something and I already put the order in. 2255 01:44:06,740 --> 01:44:10,740 And I was like, oh fuck, well, he's going to make an extra stop then. 2256 01:44:14,740 --> 01:44:16,740 I was standing here thinking about doing one of those things. 2257 01:44:16,740 --> 01:44:18,740 No, he's going to get hurt. 2258 01:44:18,740 --> 01:44:24,740 That's how he does. I don't really know much about tacos, but let's hope he's good. 2259 01:44:24,740 --> 01:44:26,740 Yay, look at the draft room. 2260 01:44:26,740 --> 01:44:28,740 Yo, Benson right there. 2261 01:44:28,740 --> 01:44:30,740 Now make the Pelican better. 2262 01:44:30,740 --> 01:44:31,740 Miss Gale. 2263 01:44:31,740 --> 01:44:33,740 Make the Pelican better. No time for that. 2264 01:44:33,740 --> 01:44:39,740 The New Orleans is not a basketball city at all. 2265 01:44:39,740 --> 01:44:41,740 I agree? 2266 01:44:41,740 --> 01:44:44,740 He agrees. 2267 01:44:44,740 --> 01:44:49,740 And then let's get it out because it's unpromotional. 2268 01:44:54,740 --> 01:44:56,740 We've been at this for a while. 2269 01:44:56,740 --> 01:44:58,740 No shit Sherlock. 2270 01:44:58,740 --> 01:45:02,740 What is your problem? What is your problem? 2271 01:45:02,740 --> 01:45:04,740 You know what's my problem? 2272 01:45:04,740 --> 01:45:06,740 Yeah. 2273 01:45:06,740 --> 01:45:10,740 You know what? You know how we're going to decide this? 2274 01:45:10,740 --> 01:45:13,740 We're going to get our viewer from Belgium. 2275 01:45:13,740 --> 01:45:16,740 Yes, all praise to the viewer from Belgium. 2276 01:45:16,740 --> 01:45:18,740 All praise. And the viewer from Russia. 2277 01:45:18,740 --> 01:45:20,740 He had to have listed it in the list. 2278 01:45:20,740 --> 01:45:23,740 Well, okay, the viewer from Belgium, he was first. 2279 01:45:23,740 --> 01:45:27,740 Yeah, but we also got to support the dude from Russia. 2280 01:45:27,740 --> 01:45:29,740 He got it out over there. 2281 01:45:29,740 --> 01:45:31,740 I'm not supporting him. 2282 01:45:31,740 --> 01:45:33,740 Well, he got it out over there. 2283 01:45:33,740 --> 01:45:35,740 Well, maybe he's a Putin supporter. 2284 01:45:35,740 --> 01:45:37,740 He could be a Putin supporter, I don't know. 2285 01:45:37,740 --> 01:45:40,740 But I don't support Russian people, but I support this Russian 2286 01:45:40,740 --> 01:45:42,740 because he listens to great podcasts. 2287 01:45:42,740 --> 01:45:45,740 Yes, he does listen to great podcasts. 2288 01:45:45,740 --> 01:45:48,740 He was just like, you know what? 2289 01:45:48,740 --> 01:45:50,740 I'm going to listen to this podcast. 2290 01:45:50,740 --> 01:45:52,740 Now it could also be a VPN though. 2291 01:45:52,740 --> 01:45:54,740 Yeah. 2292 01:45:54,740 --> 01:45:56,740 So it could just be someone from the movie 2293 01:45:56,740 --> 01:45:58,740 that just has a VPN in Russia. 2294 01:45:58,740 --> 01:46:00,740 Why would they choose to have a Russian VPN though? 2295 01:46:00,740 --> 01:46:02,740 People are weird. 2296 01:46:02,740 --> 01:46:04,740 Yeah, but that makes no sense. 2297 01:46:04,740 --> 01:46:09,740 You have no website freedom in Russia. 2298 01:46:09,740 --> 01:46:11,740 Like, one night clear. 2299 01:46:11,740 --> 01:46:13,740 That makes no sense. 2300 01:46:13,740 --> 01:46:15,740 Oh my gosh. 2301 01:46:15,740 --> 01:46:19,740 This dude is taking forever. 2302 01:46:19,740 --> 01:46:21,740 Calm down. 2303 01:46:21,740 --> 01:46:23,740 Like I said, patience. 2304 01:46:23,740 --> 01:46:27,740 I will choke you out if you say that one more time. 2305 01:46:27,740 --> 01:46:29,740 Patience. 2306 01:46:29,740 --> 01:46:36,740 You guys get it for a second, guys. 2307 01:46:36,740 --> 01:46:40,740 I'm the boogie man in the dreams. 2308 01:46:40,740 --> 01:46:44,740 Whenever he has a nightmare, it's just me in there. 2309 01:46:44,740 --> 01:46:46,740 I'm just a nightmare. 2310 01:46:46,740 --> 01:46:48,740 My nightmares. 2311 01:46:48,740 --> 01:46:51,740 I have no dreams of you at all. 2312 01:46:51,740 --> 01:46:54,740 I would hope you would have no dreams of me. 2313 01:46:54,740 --> 01:46:55,740 I know. 2314 01:46:55,740 --> 01:46:57,740 Good. Good. 2315 01:46:57,740 --> 01:46:59,740 What if I did? 2316 01:46:59,740 --> 01:47:01,740 What would you say? 2317 01:47:01,740 --> 01:47:03,740 I'd be kind of concerned. 2318 01:47:03,740 --> 01:47:04,740 You'd be concerned? 2319 01:47:04,740 --> 01:47:06,740 I'd be absolutely concerned. 2320 01:47:06,740 --> 01:47:07,740 You'd be concerned? 2321 01:47:07,740 --> 01:47:09,740 Yeah. 2322 01:47:09,740 --> 01:47:13,740 Well, I'm glad you'd be concerned about my health and well-being. 2323 01:47:13,740 --> 01:47:15,740 No, I'm not concerned about that though. 2324 01:47:15,740 --> 01:47:22,740 Yeah, mental health. 2325 01:47:22,740 --> 01:47:31,740 What are our plans for the next podcast? 2326 01:47:31,740 --> 01:47:32,740 I don't know. 2327 01:47:32,740 --> 01:47:37,740 We probably got to do something for fucking... 2328 01:47:37,740 --> 01:47:38,740 I don't know. 2329 01:47:38,740 --> 01:47:39,740 Maybe some fucking Wednesday, I guess. 2330 01:47:39,740 --> 01:47:42,740 Not Wednesday, fucking Sunday. 2331 01:47:42,740 --> 01:47:44,740 You like having the topics. 2332 01:47:44,740 --> 01:47:48,740 You like the more structured stuff, don't you? 2333 01:47:48,740 --> 01:47:50,740 Yeah, I like the more structured. 2334 01:47:50,740 --> 01:47:52,740 But then again, this is fun too. 2335 01:47:52,740 --> 01:47:54,740 It's fun to a certain extent. 2336 01:47:54,740 --> 01:47:59,740 I feel like last podcast, we were structured, then we kind of went off on that tangent. 2337 01:47:59,740 --> 01:48:00,740 And we had a good time there. 2338 01:48:00,740 --> 01:48:02,740 You know what I mean? 2339 01:48:02,740 --> 01:48:07,740 I'm still trying to figure out how to pull up my order. 2340 01:48:07,740 --> 01:48:13,740 It says my two active orders are fucking Chipotle and whatever, Dragonabuck. 2341 01:48:13,740 --> 01:48:15,740 But it's not coming up for me. 2342 01:48:15,740 --> 01:48:18,740 So I do want to see my fucking food. 2343 01:48:18,740 --> 01:48:20,740 Let's see the cold place. 2344 01:48:20,740 --> 01:48:22,740 Turn on the TV. 2345 01:48:22,740 --> 01:48:23,740 I'll turn it up. 2346 01:48:23,740 --> 01:48:40,740 The volume. 2347 01:48:40,740 --> 01:48:42,740 All right. 2348 01:48:42,740 --> 01:48:53,740 Pick is in. 2349 01:48:53,740 --> 01:48:56,740 With the 15th pick in the 20th, we're going to go on draft. 2350 01:48:56,740 --> 01:48:57,740 Another line. 2351 01:48:57,740 --> 01:48:59,740 In the Minneapolis, Colt select. 2352 01:48:59,740 --> 01:49:02,740 Another line. 2353 01:49:02,740 --> 01:49:03,740 Oh. 2354 01:49:03,740 --> 01:49:04,740 You picked the bit. 2355 01:49:04,740 --> 01:49:07,740 Prove me wrong. 2356 01:49:07,740 --> 01:49:16,740 A lot of these names are hard to pronounce. 2357 01:49:16,740 --> 01:49:17,740 He looks cool. 2358 01:49:17,740 --> 01:49:19,740 I like his fit. 2359 01:49:19,740 --> 01:49:20,740 That hair got to go though. 2360 01:49:20,740 --> 01:49:21,740 What? 2361 01:49:21,740 --> 01:49:22,740 That hair got to go. 2362 01:49:22,740 --> 01:49:25,740 No, I like his fit, my dude. 2363 01:49:25,740 --> 01:49:36,740 He looks nice. 2364 01:49:36,740 --> 01:49:37,740 Let's talk about something. 2365 01:49:37,740 --> 01:49:46,740 What should we talk about? 2366 01:49:46,740 --> 01:49:50,740 Who is the greatest rapper of all time? 2367 01:49:50,740 --> 01:49:53,740 Because we're both going to have different opinions on that. 2368 01:49:53,740 --> 01:49:58,740 So like, see, whenever I was younger, I used to say Youth World. 2369 01:49:58,740 --> 01:50:00,740 You can actually bounce for that. 2370 01:50:00,740 --> 01:50:06,740 I used to say, oh my gosh, Youth World. 2371 01:50:06,740 --> 01:50:07,740 What do you think is the best rapper? 2372 01:50:07,740 --> 01:50:10,740 What's that to you? 2373 01:50:10,740 --> 01:50:13,740 See, I'm going to go with rappers I'm familiar with. 2374 01:50:13,740 --> 01:50:15,740 Somebody's known from the 90s. 2375 01:50:15,740 --> 01:50:17,740 Like all them people, I'm not familiar with them. 2376 01:50:17,740 --> 01:50:20,740 But I think Kanye's up there. 2377 01:50:20,740 --> 01:50:22,740 Of course, I knew you were going to pick fucking Kanye. 2378 01:50:22,740 --> 01:50:24,740 But I think Drake's up there. 2379 01:50:24,740 --> 01:50:26,740 And I think Eminem's up there. 2380 01:50:26,740 --> 01:50:27,740 OK. 2381 01:50:27,740 --> 01:50:32,740 And these are, I'm not including the 90s people, because I listen to people back then. 2382 01:50:32,740 --> 01:50:33,740 You know what I mean? 2383 01:50:33,740 --> 01:50:36,740 OK, give me Kendrick. 2384 01:50:36,740 --> 01:50:37,740 If we do a top three? 2385 01:50:37,740 --> 01:50:38,740 Yeah. 2386 01:50:38,740 --> 01:50:42,740 Drake, Kendrick. 2387 01:50:42,740 --> 01:50:45,740 Give me J. Cole. 2388 01:50:45,740 --> 01:50:46,740 I like J. Cole, I like Kendrick. 2389 01:50:46,740 --> 01:51:07,740 But to me, they're not the greatest all time, because they don't have the record sales that the other guys do. 2390 01:51:07,740 --> 01:51:12,740 This Uber Eats location guy needs to hurry up. 2391 01:51:12,740 --> 01:51:14,740 Calm down. 2392 01:51:14,740 --> 01:51:20,740 I'm going to kick your knee in if you say it one more time. 2393 01:51:20,740 --> 01:51:21,740 Say it. 2394 01:51:21,740 --> 01:51:22,740 I dare you. 2395 01:51:22,740 --> 01:51:25,740 I fucking dare you. 2396 01:51:25,740 --> 01:51:27,740 I'll kick your elbow in. 2397 01:51:27,740 --> 01:51:29,740 I don't want your disgusting ass foot. 2398 01:51:29,740 --> 01:51:32,740 Get your fucking nasty ass foot down there. 2399 01:51:32,740 --> 01:51:33,740 Good. 2400 01:51:33,740 --> 01:51:35,740 It's going to pay a chance. 2401 01:51:35,740 --> 01:51:38,740 You want to finish it? 2402 01:51:38,740 --> 01:51:39,740 Young. 2403 01:51:39,740 --> 01:51:40,740 You want to finish it? 2404 01:51:40,740 --> 01:51:42,740 You want your kneecap. 2405 01:51:42,740 --> 01:51:44,740 Do you want your kneecap? 2406 01:51:44,740 --> 01:51:46,740 Get your dirty ass foot. 2407 01:51:46,740 --> 01:51:47,740 Do you? 2408 01:51:47,740 --> 01:51:49,740 Get your nasty, crusty ass foot down there. 2409 01:51:49,740 --> 01:51:52,740 I don't want your crusty ass foot anywhere near me. 2410 01:51:52,740 --> 01:51:54,740 Do you want your kneecap? 2411 01:51:54,740 --> 01:51:57,740 I do not want your crusty ass foot anywhere near me. 2412 01:51:57,740 --> 01:51:58,740 I just answered your question. 2413 01:51:58,740 --> 01:51:59,740 No, that's not the answer. 2414 01:51:59,740 --> 01:52:00,740 I just answered your question. 2415 01:52:00,740 --> 01:52:02,740 Do you want your kneecap? 2416 01:52:02,740 --> 01:52:08,740 Because I know if I put my shoe back on, you're going to finish the statement, and I got into you. 2417 01:52:08,740 --> 01:52:10,740 So I'm standing on business. 2418 01:52:10,740 --> 01:52:12,740 Standing on business. 2419 01:52:12,740 --> 01:52:13,740 Bidding. 2420 01:52:13,740 --> 01:52:14,740 S-O-B. 2421 01:52:14,740 --> 01:52:15,740 You got to say it out the younger say it. 2422 01:52:15,740 --> 01:52:17,740 S-O-B. You heard that song? 2423 01:52:17,740 --> 01:52:18,740 Standing on business. 2424 01:52:18,740 --> 01:52:19,740 S-O-B. 2425 01:52:19,740 --> 01:52:20,740 I hear that one. 2426 01:52:20,740 --> 01:52:23,740 You got to get in with the culture, my friend. 2427 01:52:23,740 --> 01:52:25,740 I got to be in with the young crowd, man. 2428 01:52:25,740 --> 01:52:26,740 Yeah, come on, bro. 2429 01:52:26,740 --> 01:52:28,740 I mean, I already said it right, though. 2430 01:52:28,740 --> 01:52:29,740 Standing on business. 2431 01:52:29,740 --> 01:52:31,740 S-O-B. 2432 01:52:31,740 --> 01:52:33,740 Hey, yo. 2433 01:52:33,740 --> 01:52:34,740 You doing that shit again? 2434 01:52:34,740 --> 01:52:36,740 No. 2435 01:52:36,740 --> 01:52:39,740 You used the motherfucking tell me to be patient. 2436 01:52:39,740 --> 01:52:41,740 Patience in a pet of mine. 2437 01:52:41,740 --> 01:52:43,740 You fucked me. 2438 01:52:43,740 --> 01:52:45,740 I'm the only friend I found. 2439 01:52:45,740 --> 01:52:46,740 Don't worry. 2440 01:52:46,740 --> 01:52:47,740 All right. 2441 01:52:47,740 --> 01:52:51,740 All right. 2442 01:52:51,740 --> 01:52:52,740 How long do you think? 2443 01:52:52,740 --> 01:53:02,740 How many episodes do you think it'll take for you to be a German 2444 01:53:02,740 --> 01:53:09,740 man? 2445 01:53:09,740 --> 01:53:14,740 I don't know. 2446 01:53:14,740 --> 01:53:19,740 I don't know. 2447 01:53:19,740 --> 01:53:24,740 I don't know. 2448 01:53:24,740 --> 01:53:32,740 I don't know. 2449 01:53:32,740 --> 01:53:39,740 I don't know. 2450 01:53:39,740 --> 01:53:44,740 I don't know. 2451 01:53:44,740 --> 01:53:49,740 I don't know. 2452 01:53:49,740 --> 01:53:55,740 I don't know. 2453 01:53:55,740 --> 01:54:00,740 I don't know. 2454 01:54:00,740 --> 01:54:06,740 I don't know. 2455 01:54:06,740 --> 01:54:11,740 I don't know. 2456 01:54:11,740 --> 01:54:19,740 I don't know. 2457 01:54:19,740 --> 01:54:26,740 I don't know. 2458 01:54:26,740 --> 01:54:31,740 I don't know. 2459 01:54:31,740 --> 01:54:37,740 I don't know. 2460 01:54:37,740 --> 01:54:43,740 I don't know. 2461 01:54:43,740 --> 01:54:48,740 I don't know. 2462 01:54:48,740 --> 01:54:54,740 I don't know. 2463 01:54:54,740 --> 01:55:00,740 I don't know. 2464 01:55:00,740 --> 01:55:08,740 I don't know. 2465 01:55:08,740 --> 01:55:15,740 I don't know. 2466 01:55:15,740 --> 01:55:17,740 I don't know. 2467 01:55:17,740 --> 01:55:23,740 I don't know. 2468 01:55:23,740 --> 01:55:31,740 I don't know. 2469 01:55:31,740 --> 01:55:35,740 I don't know. 2470 01:55:35,740 --> 01:55:42,740 I don't know. 2471 01:55:42,740 --> 01:55:48,740 I don't know. 2472 01:55:48,740 --> 01:55:54,740 I don't know. 2473 01:55:54,740 --> 01:56:00,740 I don't know. 2474 01:56:00,740 --> 01:56:06,740 I don't know. 2475 01:56:06,740 --> 01:56:12,740 I don't know. 2476 01:56:12,740 --> 01:56:18,740 I don't know. 2477 01:56:18,740 --> 01:56:24,740 I don't know. 2478 01:56:24,740 --> 01:56:30,740 I don't know. 2479 01:56:30,740 --> 01:56:36,740 I don't know. 2480 01:56:36,740 --> 01:56:42,740 I don't know. 2481 01:56:42,740 --> 01:56:48,740 I don't know. 2482 01:56:48,740 --> 01:56:54,740 I don't know. 2483 01:56:54,740 --> 01:57:00,740 I don't know. 2484 01:57:00,740 --> 01:57:06,740 I don't know. 2485 01:57:06,740 --> 01:57:12,740 I don't know. 2486 01:57:12,740 --> 01:57:18,740 I don't know. 2487 01:57:18,740 --> 01:57:24,740 I don't know. 2488 01:57:24,740 --> 01:57:30,740 I don't know. 2489 01:57:30,740 --> 01:57:36,740 I don't know. 2490 01:57:36,740 --> 01:57:42,740 I don't know. 2491 01:57:42,740 --> 01:57:48,740 I don't know. 2492 01:57:48,740 --> 01:57:54,740 I don't know. 2493 01:57:54,740 --> 01:58:00,740 I don't know. 2494 01:58:00,740 --> 01:58:06,740 I don't know. 2495 01:58:06,740 --> 01:58:12,740 I don't know. 2496 01:58:12,740 --> 01:58:18,740 I don't know. 2497 01:58:18,740 --> 01:58:24,740 I don't know. 2498 01:58:24,740 --> 01:58:30,740 I don't know. 2499 01:58:30,740 --> 01:58:36,740 I don't know. 2500 01:58:36,740 --> 01:58:42,740 I don't know. 2501 01:58:42,740 --> 01:58:48,740 I don't know. 2502 01:58:48,740 --> 01:58:54,740 I don't know. 2503 01:58:54,740 --> 01:59:00,740 I don't know. 2504 01:59:00,740 --> 01:59:06,740 I don't know. 2505 01:59:06,740 --> 01:59:12,740 I don't know. 2506 01:59:12,740 --> 01:59:18,740 I don't know. 2507 01:59:18,740 --> 01:59:24,740 I don't know. 2508 01:59:24,740 --> 01:59:30,740 I don't know. 2509 01:59:30,740 --> 01:59:36,740 I don't know. 2510 01:59:36,740 --> 01:59:42,740 I don't know. 2511 01:59:42,740 --> 01:59:48,740 I don't know. 2512 01:59:48,740 --> 01:59:54,740 I don't know. 2513 01:59:54,740 --> 02:00:00,740 I don't know. 2514 02:00:00,740 --> 02:00:06,740 I don't know. 2515 02:00:06,740 --> 02:00:12,740 I don't know. 2516 02:00:12,740 --> 02:00:18,740 I don't know. 2517 02:00:18,740 --> 02:00:24,740 I don't know. 2518 02:00:24,740 --> 02:00:30,740 I don't know. 2519 02:00:30,740 --> 02:00:36,740 I don't know. 2520 02:00:36,740 --> 02:00:42,740 I don't know. 2521 02:00:42,740 --> 02:00:48,740 I don't know. 2522 02:00:48,740 --> 02:00:54,740 I don't know. 2523 02:00:54,740 --> 02:01:00,740 I don't know. 2524 02:01:00,740 --> 02:01:06,740 I don't know. 2525 02:01:06,740 --> 02:01:12,740 I don't know. 2526 02:01:12,740 --> 02:01:18,740 I don't know. 2527 02:01:18,740 --> 02:01:24,740 I don't know. 2528 02:01:24,740 --> 02:01:30,740 I don't know. 2529 02:01:30,740 --> 02:01:36,740 I don't know. 2530 02:01:36,740 --> 02:01:42,740 I don't know. 2531 02:01:42,740 --> 02:01:48,740 I don't know. 2532 02:01:48,740 --> 02:01:54,740 I don't know. 2533 02:01:54,740 --> 02:02:00,740 I don't know. 2534 02:02:00,740 --> 02:02:06,740 I don't know. 2535 02:02:06,740 --> 02:02:12,740 I don't know. 2536 02:02:12,740 --> 02:02:18,740 I don't know. 2537 02:02:18,740 --> 02:02:24,740 I don't know. 2538 02:02:24,740 --> 02:02:30,740 I don't know. 2539 02:02:30,740 --> 02:02:36,740 I don't know. 2540 02:02:36,740 --> 02:02:42,740 I don't know. 2541 02:02:42,740 --> 02:02:48,740 I don't know. 2542 02:02:48,740 --> 02:02:54,740 I don't know. 2543 02:02:54,740 --> 02:03:00,740 I don't know. 2544 02:03:00,740 --> 02:03:06,740 I don't know. 2545 02:03:06,740 --> 02:03:12,740 I don't know. 2546 02:03:12,740 --> 02:03:18,740 I don't know. 2547 02:03:18,740 --> 02:03:24,740 I don't know. 2548 02:03:24,740 --> 02:03:30,740 I don't know. 2549 02:03:30,740 --> 02:03:36,740 I don't know. 2550 02:03:36,740 --> 02:03:42,740 I don't know. 2551 02:03:42,740 --> 02:03:48,740 I don't know. 2552 02:03:48,740 --> 02:03:54,740 I don't know. 2553 02:03:54,740 --> 02:04:00,740 I don't know. 2554 02:04:00,740 --> 02:04:06,740 I don't know. 2555 02:04:06,740 --> 02:04:12,740 I don't know. 2556 02:04:12,740 --> 02:04:18,740 I don't know. 2557 02:04:18,740 --> 02:04:24,740 I don't know. 2558 02:04:24,740 --> 02:04:30,740 I don't know. 2559 02:04:30,740 --> 02:04:36,740 I don't know. 2560 02:04:36,740 --> 02:04:42,740 I don't know. 2561 02:04:42,740 --> 02:04:48,740 I don't know. 2562 02:04:48,740 --> 02:04:54,740 I don't know. 2563 02:04:54,740 --> 02:05:00,740 I don't know. 2564 02:05:00,740 --> 02:05:06,740 I don't know. 2565 02:05:06,740 --> 02:05:12,740 I don't know. 2566 02:05:12,740 --> 02:05:18,740 I don't know. 2567 02:05:18,740 --> 02:05:24,740 I don't know. 2568 02:05:24,740 --> 02:05:30,740 I don't know. 2569 02:05:30,740 --> 02:05:36,740 I don't know. 2570 02:05:36,740 --> 02:05:42,740 I don't know. 2571 02:05:42,740 --> 02:05:48,740 I don't know. 2572 02:05:48,740 --> 02:05:54,740 I don't know. 2573 02:05:54,740 --> 02:06:00,740 I don't know. 2574 02:06:00,740 --> 02:06:06,740 I don't know. 2575 02:06:06,740 --> 02:06:12,740 I don't know. 2576 02:06:12,740 --> 02:06:18,740 I don't know. 2577 02:06:18,740 --> 02:06:24,740 I don't know. 2578 02:06:24,740 --> 02:06:30,740 I don't know. 2579 02:06:30,740 --> 02:06:36,740 I don't know. 2580 02:06:36,740 --> 02:06:42,740 I don't know. 2581 02:06:42,740 --> 02:06:48,740 I don't know. 2582 02:06:48,740 --> 02:06:54,740 I don't know. 2583 02:06:54,740 --> 02:07:00,740 I don't know. 2584 02:07:00,740 --> 02:07:06,740 I don't know. 2585 02:07:06,740 --> 02:07:12,740 I don't know. 2586 02:07:12,740 --> 02:07:18,740 I don't know. 2587 02:07:18,740 --> 02:07:24,740 I don't know. 2588 02:07:24,740 --> 02:07:30,740 I don't know. 2589 02:07:30,740 --> 02:07:36,740 I don't know. 2590 02:07:36,740 --> 02:07:42,740 I don't know. 2591 02:07:42,740 --> 02:07:48,740 I don't know. 2592 02:07:48,740 --> 02:07:54,740 I don't know. 2593 02:07:54,740 --> 02:08:00,740 I don't know. 2594 02:08:00,740 --> 02:08:06,740 I don't know. 2595 02:08:06,740 --> 02:08:12,740 I don't know. 2596 02:08:12,740 --> 02:08:18,740 I don't know. 2597 02:08:18,740 --> 02:08:24,740 I don't know. 2598 02:08:24,740 --> 02:08:30,740 I don't know. 2599 02:08:30,740 --> 02:08:36,740 I don't know. 2600 02:08:36,740 --> 02:08:42,740 I don't know. 2601 02:08:42,740 --> 02:08:48,740 I don't know. 2602 02:08:48,740 --> 02:08:54,740 I don't know. 2603 02:08:54,740 --> 02:09:00,740 I don't know. 2604 02:09:00,740 --> 02:09:06,740 I don't know. 2605 02:09:06,740 --> 02:09:12,740 I don't know. 2606 02:09:12,740 --> 02:09:18,740 I don't know. 2607 02:09:18,740 --> 02:09:24,740 I don't know. 2608 02:09:24,740 --> 02:09:30,740 I don't know. 2609 02:09:30,740 --> 02:09:36,740 I don't know. 2610 02:09:36,740 --> 02:09:40,740 I don't know. 2611 02:09:40,740 --> 02:09:46,740 I don't know. 2612 02:09:46,740 --> 02:09:56,740 I don't know. 2613 02:09:56,740 --> 02:10:02,740 I don't know. 2614 02:10:02,740 --> 02:10:08,740 I don't know. 2615 02:10:08,740 --> 02:10:14,740 I don't know. 2616 02:10:14,740 --> 02:10:20,740 I don't know. 2617 02:10:20,740 --> 02:10:26,740 I don't know. 2618 02:10:26,740 --> 02:10:32,740 I don't know. 2619 02:10:32,740 --> 02:10:38,740 I don't know. 2620 02:10:38,740 --> 02:10:44,740 I don't know. 2621 02:10:44,740 --> 02:10:50,740 I don't know. 2622 02:10:50,740 --> 02:10:56,740 I don't know. 2623 02:10:56,740 --> 02:11:02,740 I don't know. 2624 02:11:02,740 --> 02:11:08,740 I don't know. 2625 02:11:08,740 --> 02:11:14,740 I don't know. 2626 02:11:14,740 --> 02:11:20,740 I don't know. 2627 02:11:20,740 --> 02:11:26,740 I don't know. 2628 02:11:26,740 --> 02:11:32,740 I don't know. 2629 02:11:32,740 --> 02:11:38,740 I don't know. 2630 02:11:38,740 --> 02:11:44,740 I don't know. 2631 02:11:44,740 --> 02:11:50,740 I don't know. 2632 02:11:50,740 --> 02:11:56,740 I don't know. 2633 02:11:56,740 --> 02:12:02,740 I don't know. 2634 02:12:02,740 --> 02:12:08,740 I don't know. 2635 02:12:08,740 --> 02:12:14,740 I don't know. 2636 02:12:14,740 --> 02:12:20,740 I don't know. 2637 02:12:20,740 --> 02:12:26,740 I don't know. 2638 02:12:26,740 --> 02:12:32,740 I don't know. 2639 02:12:32,740 --> 02:12:38,740 I don't know. 2640 02:12:38,740 --> 02:12:44,740 I don't know. 2641 02:12:44,740 --> 02:12:50,740 I don't know. 2642 02:12:50,740 --> 02:12:56,740 I don't know. 2643 02:12:56,740 --> 02:13:02,740 I don't know. 2644 02:13:02,740 --> 02:13:08,740 I don't know. 2645 02:13:08,740 --> 02:13:14,740 I don't know. 2646 02:13:14,740 --> 02:13:20,740 I don't know. 2647 02:13:20,740 --> 02:13:26,740 I don't know. 2648 02:13:26,740 --> 02:13:32,740 I don't know. 2649 02:13:32,740 --> 02:13:38,740 I don't know. 2650 02:13:38,740 --> 02:13:44,740 I don't know. 2651 02:13:44,740 --> 02:13:50,740 I don't know. 2652 02:13:50,740 --> 02:13:56,740 I don't know. 2653 02:13:56,740 --> 02:14:02,740 I don't know. 2654 02:14:02,740 --> 02:14:08,740 I don't know. 2655 02:14:08,740 --> 02:14:14,740 I don't know. 2656 02:14:14,740 --> 02:14:20,740 I don't know. 2657 02:14:20,740 --> 02:14:26,740 I don't know. 2658 02:14:26,740 --> 02:14:32,740 I don't know. 2659 02:14:32,740 --> 02:14:38,740 I don't know. 2660 02:14:38,740 --> 02:14:44,740 I don't know. 2661 02:14:44,740 --> 02:14:50,740 I don't know. 2662 02:14:50,740 --> 02:14:56,740 I don't know. 2663 02:14:56,740 --> 02:15:02,740 I don't know. 2664 02:15:02,740 --> 02:15:08,740 I don't know. 2665 02:15:08,740 --> 02:15:14,740 I don't know. 2666 02:15:14,740 --> 02:15:20,740 I don't know. 2667 02:15:20,740 --> 02:15:26,740 I don't know. 2668 02:15:26,740 --> 02:15:32,740 I don't know. 2669 02:15:32,740 --> 02:15:38,740 I don't know. 2670 02:15:38,740 --> 02:15:44,740 I don't know. 2671 02:15:44,740 --> 02:15:50,740 I don't know. 2672 02:15:50,740 --> 02:15:56,740 I don't know. 2673 02:15:56,740 --> 02:16:02,740 I don't know. 2674 02:16:02,740 --> 02:16:08,740 I don't know. 2675 02:16:08,740 --> 02:16:14,740 I don't know. 2676 02:16:14,740 --> 02:16:20,740 I don't know. 2677 02:16:20,740 --> 02:16:26,740 I don't know. 2678 02:16:26,740 --> 02:16:32,740 I don't know. 2679 02:16:32,740 --> 02:16:38,740 I don't know. 2680 02:16:38,740 --> 02:16:44,740 I don't know. 2681 02:16:44,740 --> 02:16:50,740 I don't know. 2682 02:16:50,740 --> 02:16:56,740 I don't know. 2683 02:16:56,740 --> 02:17:02,740 I don't know. 2684 02:17:02,740 --> 02:17:08,740 I don't know. 2685 02:17:08,740 --> 02:17:14,740 I don't know. 2686 02:17:14,740 --> 02:17:20,740 I don't know. 2687 02:17:20,740 --> 02:17:26,740 I don't know. 2688 02:17:26,740 --> 02:17:32,740 I don't know. 2689 02:17:32,740 --> 02:17:38,740 I don't know. 2690 02:17:38,740 --> 02:17:44,740 I don't know. 2691 02:17:44,740 --> 02:17:50,740 I don't know. 2692 02:17:50,740 --> 02:17:56,740 I don't know. 2693 02:17:56,740 --> 02:18:02,740 I don't know. 2694 02:18:02,740 --> 02:18:08,740 I don't know. 2695 02:18:08,740 --> 02:18:14,740 I don't know. 2696 02:18:14,740 --> 02:18:20,740 I don't know. 2697 02:18:20,740 --> 02:18:26,740 I don't know. 2698 02:18:26,740 --> 02:18:32,740 I don't know. 2699 02:18:32,740 --> 02:18:38,740 I don't know. 2700 02:18:38,740 --> 02:18:44,740 I don't know. 2701 02:18:44,740 --> 02:18:50,740 I don't know. 2702 02:18:50,740 --> 02:18:56,740 I don't know. 2703 02:18:56,740 --> 02:19:02,740 I don't know. 2704 02:19:02,740 --> 02:19:08,740 I don't know. 2705 02:19:08,740 --> 02:19:14,740 I don't know. 2706 02:19:14,740 --> 02:19:20,740 I don't know. 2707 02:19:20,740 --> 02:19:26,740 I don't know. 2708 02:19:26,740 --> 02:19:32,740 I don't know. 2709 02:19:32,740 --> 02:19:38,740 I don't know. 2710 02:19:38,740 --> 02:19:44,740 I don't know. 2711 02:19:44,740 --> 02:19:50,740 I don't know. 2712 02:19:50,740 --> 02:19:56,740 I don't know. 2713 02:19:56,740 --> 02:20:02,740 I don't know. 2714 02:20:02,740 --> 02:20:08,740 I don't know. 2715 02:20:08,740 --> 02:20:14,740 I don't know. 2716 02:20:14,740 --> 02:20:20,740 I don't know. 2717 02:20:20,740 --> 02:20:26,740 I don't know. 2718 02:20:26,740 --> 02:20:32,740 I don't know. 2719 02:20:32,740 --> 02:20:38,740 I don't know. 2720 02:20:38,740 --> 02:20:44,740 I don't know. 2721 02:20:44,740 --> 02:20:50,740 I don't know. 2722 02:20:50,740 --> 02:20:56,740 I don't know. 2723 02:20:56,740 --> 02:21:02,740 I don't know. 2724 02:21:02,740 --> 02:21:08,740 I don't know. 2725 02:21:08,740 --> 02:21:14,740 I don't know. 2726 02:21:14,740 --> 02:21:20,740 I don't know. 2727 02:21:20,740 --> 02:21:26,740 I don't know. 2728 02:21:26,740 --> 02:21:32,740 I don't know. 2729 02:21:32,740 --> 02:21:38,740 I don't know. 2730 02:21:38,740 --> 02:21:44,740 I don't know. 2731 02:21:44,740 --> 02:21:50,740 I don't know. 2732 02:21:50,740 --> 02:21:56,740 I don't know. 2733 02:21:56,740 --> 02:22:02,740 I don't know. 2734 02:22:02,740 --> 02:22:08,740 I don't know. 2735 02:22:08,740 --> 02:22:14,740 I don't know. 2736 02:22:14,740 --> 02:22:20,740 I don't know. 2737 02:22:20,740 --> 02:22:26,740 I don't know. 2738 02:22:26,740 --> 02:22:32,740 I don't know. 2739 02:22:32,740 --> 02:22:38,740 I don't know. 2740 02:22:38,740 --> 02:22:44,740 I don't know. 2741 02:22:44,740 --> 02:22:50,740 I don't know. 2742 02:22:50,740 --> 02:22:56,740 I don't know. 2743 02:22:56,740 --> 02:23:02,740 I don't know. 2744 02:23:02,740 --> 02:23:08,740 I don't know. 2745 02:23:08,740 --> 02:23:14,740 I don't know. 2746 02:23:14,740 --> 02:23:20,740 I don't know. 2747 02:23:20,740 --> 02:23:26,740 I don't know. 2748 02:23:26,740 --> 02:23:32,740 I don't know. 2749 02:23:32,740 --> 02:23:38,740 I don't know. 2750 02:23:38,740 --> 02:23:44,740 I don't know. 2751 02:23:44,740 --> 02:23:50,740 I don't know. 2752 02:23:50,740 --> 02:23:56,740 I don't know. 2753 02:23:56,740 --> 02:24:02,740 I don't know. 2754 02:24:02,740 --> 02:24:08,740 I don't know. 2755 02:24:08,740 --> 02:24:14,740 I don't know. 2756 02:24:14,740 --> 02:24:20,740 I don't know. 2757 02:24:20,740 --> 02:24:26,740 I don't know. 2758 02:24:26,740 --> 02:24:32,740 I don't know. 2759 02:24:32,740 --> 02:24:38,740 I don't know. 2760 02:24:38,740 --> 02:24:44,740 I don't know. 2761 02:24:44,740 --> 02:24:50,740 We got to talk about this bad content. 2762 02:24:50,740 --> 02:24:56,740 Roger don't even want to step out of there. 2763 02:24:56,740 --> 02:25:02,740 Why do you hate Roger so much? 2764 02:25:02,740 --> 02:25:08,740 Stop with your damn speech. 2765 02:25:08,740 --> 02:25:14,740 Just say the pen. 2766 02:25:14,740 --> 02:25:20,740 Oh yeah they're playing in Brazil. 2767 02:25:20,740 --> 02:25:26,740 What? 2768 02:25:26,740 --> 02:25:32,740 What do you mean you can't picture it? 2769 02:25:32,740 --> 02:25:38,740 I just can't picture it. 2770 02:25:38,740 --> 02:25:44,740 I just can't picture it. 2771 02:25:44,740 --> 02:25:50,740 I feel like Brazil unless they've planted a soccer stadium. 2772 02:25:50,740 --> 02:25:56,740 Literally I'm thinking about what I'm doing right now. 2773 02:25:56,740 --> 02:26:02,740 I'm literally going through a hinge. 2774 02:26:02,740 --> 02:26:08,740 You're going through a hinge. 2775 02:26:08,740 --> 02:26:14,740 This is why you need Love, Mass, and Melinda in your life. 2776 02:26:14,740 --> 02:26:20,740 Philadelphia Eagles select. 2777 02:26:20,740 --> 02:26:26,740 The Eagles are back from Toledo. 2778 02:26:26,740 --> 02:26:32,740 Oh oh dancing in September. 2779 02:26:32,740 --> 02:26:38,740 Oh yeah. 2780 02:26:38,740 --> 02:26:44,740 I'm glad you get invited to the draft every single year. 2781 02:26:44,740 --> 02:26:50,740 What advice do you need from Love, Mass, and Melinda? 2782 02:26:50,740 --> 02:26:56,740 How do I get women? 2783 02:26:56,740 --> 02:27:02,740 Is that a question? 2784 02:27:02,740 --> 02:27:08,740 I'm on the Tiki Top. 2785 02:27:08,740 --> 02:27:14,740 I'm on the Tindin Winders. 2786 02:27:14,740 --> 02:27:20,740 Get off your damn phone and go speak to a woman in person. 2787 02:27:20,740 --> 02:27:26,740 That's fucking real life facts. 2788 02:27:26,740 --> 02:27:32,740 Should I not get drunk? 2789 02:27:32,740 --> 02:27:38,740 It depends on if she is drunk. 2790 02:27:38,740 --> 02:27:44,740 Going to bar and getting drunk? 2791 02:27:44,740 --> 02:27:50,740 It also depends on how much money you got to spend. 2792 02:27:50,740 --> 02:27:56,740 Are the days worth the work? 2793 02:27:56,740 --> 02:28:02,740 You probably shouldn't do that every weekend. 2794 02:28:02,740 --> 02:28:08,740 I don't know. 2795 02:28:08,740 --> 02:28:14,740 You get drunk every weekend? 2796 02:28:14,740 --> 02:28:20,740 That's a good bit. 2797 02:28:20,740 --> 02:28:26,740 Just for clarification. 2798 02:28:26,740 --> 02:28:32,740 He was hungover in other episodes as well. 2799 02:28:32,740 --> 02:28:38,740 I don't think we need it anymore. 2800 02:28:38,740 --> 02:28:44,740 I wish we went to Tigerland today. 2801 02:28:44,740 --> 02:28:50,740 I really wish. 2802 02:28:50,740 --> 02:28:56,740 I don't think I can go to Tigerland dressed like this. 2803 02:28:56,740 --> 02:29:02,740 What time do you work tomorrow? 2804 02:29:02,740 --> 02:29:08,740 9.30am. 2805 02:29:08,740 --> 02:29:14,740 That freaking sucks. 2806 02:29:14,740 --> 02:29:20,740 You work all day Thursdays? 2807 02:29:20,740 --> 02:29:26,740 It's this reason though. 2808 02:29:26,740 --> 02:29:32,740 I don't work all Saturday morning. 2809 02:29:32,740 --> 02:29:38,740 Let's do a little one on one interview. 2810 02:29:38,740 --> 02:29:44,740 Hello everyone. 2811 02:29:44,740 --> 02:29:50,740 I'm here with my friend Evan. 2812 02:29:50,740 --> 02:29:56,740 Evan, how's your day today? 2813 02:29:56,740 --> 02:30:02,740 Very tired. 2814 02:30:02,740 --> 02:30:08,740 I'd like to get to know your personal life. 2815 02:30:08,740 --> 02:30:14,740 What did you do today after you woke up? 2816 02:30:14,740 --> 02:30:20,740 I just answered the question. 2817 02:30:20,740 --> 02:30:26,740 I got up, broke my teeth, did all that. 2818 02:30:26,740 --> 02:30:32,740 Went to school, went home, went back to school. 2819 02:30:32,740 --> 02:30:38,740 Showed up for a little bit. 2820 02:30:38,740 --> 02:30:44,740 Then I drove another 20-30 minutes to Wingstop. 2821 02:30:44,740 --> 02:30:50,740 Wingstop is in Baton Rouge. 2822 02:30:50,740 --> 02:30:56,740 It's a 10 minute drive from the studio. 2823 02:30:56,740 --> 02:31:02,740 Then I drove all the way here. 2824 02:31:02,740 --> 02:31:08,740 Then we started a podcast. 2825 02:31:08,740 --> 02:31:14,740 We started running from the drive store. 2826 02:31:14,740 --> 02:31:20,740 It was a long one. 2827 02:31:20,740 --> 02:31:26,740 What I think you need to do for your editing, 2828 02:31:26,740 --> 02:31:32,740 is get rid of all the parts that we talked about Uber Eats. 2829 02:31:32,740 --> 02:31:38,740 That's valuable conversation. 2830 02:31:38,740 --> 02:31:44,740 We need to tip Uber Eats drivers. 2831 02:31:44,740 --> 02:31:50,740 Back to interview. What is your job like? 2832 02:31:50,740 --> 02:31:56,740 I do. 2833 02:31:56,740 --> 02:32:02,740 I enjoy my job. I do not only get by. 2834 02:32:02,740 --> 02:32:08,740 Describe your responsibilities at your job. 2835 02:32:08,740 --> 02:32:14,740 I train other people to be like me. 2836 02:32:14,740 --> 02:32:20,740 I do not overcook something. 2837 02:32:20,740 --> 02:32:26,740 I just come in and do everything. 2838 02:32:26,740 --> 02:32:32,740 The Jacksonville Jaguars just drafted with pick number 23. 2839 02:32:32,740 --> 02:32:38,740 Ryan Thomas Jr. 2840 02:32:38,740 --> 02:32:44,740 That's a great pick. 2841 02:32:44,740 --> 02:32:50,740 We're a little biased. 2842 02:32:50,740 --> 02:32:56,740 All these dudes are big. 2843 02:32:56,740 --> 02:33:02,740 Why do you say that all the time? 2844 02:33:02,740 --> 02:33:08,740 I'm going to count. I'm going to re-watch this podcast. 2845 02:33:08,740 --> 02:33:16,740 There's a difference between average sidewinder and Michael Thomas. 2846 02:33:16,740 --> 02:33:22,740 Michael Thomas was in shape. 2847 02:33:22,740 --> 02:33:30,740 He was big. 2848 02:33:30,740 --> 02:33:36,740 He was big. 2849 02:33:36,740 --> 02:33:42,740 He was big. 2850 02:33:42,740 --> 02:33:48,740 He was big. 2851 02:33:48,740 --> 02:33:54,740 He was big. 2852 02:33:54,740 --> 02:34:00,740 I feel like we should end it off with the cowboy one. 2853 02:34:00,740 --> 02:34:06,740 I don't think we should be caring about the cowboy. 2854 02:34:06,740 --> 02:34:12,740 Just so we can shit on him. 2855 02:34:12,740 --> 02:34:18,740 That's fair. 2856 02:34:18,740 --> 02:34:28,740 I'm going to say that I'm going to 2857 02:34:28,740 --> 02:34:38,740 I'm going to say that I'm going to 2858 02:34:38,740 --> 02:34:48,740 I'm going to say that I'm going to 2859 02:34:48,740 --> 02:34:58,740 I'm going to say that I'm going to 2860 02:34:58,740 --> 02:35:08,740 I'm going to 2861 02:35:08,740 --> 02:35:18,740 I'm going to 2862 02:35:18,740 --> 02:35:28,740 I'm going to 2863 02:35:28,740 --> 02:35:38,740 I'm going to 2864 02:35:38,740 --> 02:35:48,740 I'm going to 2865 02:35:48,740 --> 02:35:58,740 I'm going to 2866 02:35:58,740 --> 02:36:08,740 I'm going to 2867 02:36:08,740 --> 02:36:18,740 I'm going to 2868 02:36:18,740 --> 02:36:28,740 I'm going to 2869 02:36:28,740 --> 02:36:38,740 I'm going to 2870 02:36:38,740 --> 02:36:48,740 I'm going to 2871 02:36:48,740 --> 02:36:58,740 I'm going to 2872 02:36:58,740 --> 02:37:08,740 I'm going to 2873 02:37:08,740 --> 02:37:18,740 I'm going to 2874 02:37:18,740 --> 02:37:28,740 I'm going to 2875 02:37:28,740 --> 02:37:38,740 I'm going to 2876 02:37:38,740 --> 02:37:48,740 I'm going to 2877 02:37:48,740 --> 02:37:58,740 I'm going to 2878 02:37:58,740 --> 02:38:08,740 I'm going to 2879 02:38:08,740 --> 02:38:18,740 I'm going to 2880 02:38:18,740 --> 02:38:28,740 I'm going to 2881 02:38:28,740 --> 02:38:38,740 I'm going to 2882 02:38:38,740 --> 02:38:48,740 I'm going to 2883 02:38:48,740 --> 02:38:58,740 I'm going to 2884 02:38:58,740 --> 02:39:08,740 I'm going to 2885 02:39:08,740 --> 02:39:18,740 I'm going to 2886 02:39:18,740 --> 02:39:28,740 I'm going to 2887 02:39:28,740 --> 02:39:38,740 I'm going to 2888 02:39:38,740 --> 02:39:48,740 I'm going to 2889 02:39:48,740 --> 02:39:58,740 I'm going to 2890 02:39:58,740 --> 02:40:08,740 I'm going to 2891 02:40:08,740 --> 02:40:18,740 I'm going to 2892 02:40:18,740 --> 02:40:28,740 I'm going to 2893 02:40:28,740 --> 02:40:38,740 I'm going to 2894 02:40:38,740 --> 02:40:48,740 I'm going to 2895 02:40:48,740 --> 02:40:58,740 I'm going to 2896 02:40:58,740 --> 02:41:08,740 I'm going to 2897 02:41:08,740 --> 02:41:18,740 I'm going to 2898 02:41:18,740 --> 02:41:28,740 I'm going to 2899 02:41:28,740 --> 02:41:38,740 I'm going to 2900 02:41:38,740 --> 02:41:48,740 I'm going to 2901 02:41:48,740 --> 02:41:58,740 I'm going to 2902 02:41:58,740 --> 02:42:08,740 I'm going to 2903 02:42:08,740 --> 02:42:18,740 I'm going to 2904 02:42:18,740 --> 02:42:28,740 I'm going to 2905 02:42:28,740 --> 02:42:38,740 I'm going to 2906 02:42:38,740 --> 02:42:48,740 I'm going to 2907 02:42:48,740 --> 02:42:58,740 I'm going to 2908 02:42:58,740 --> 02:43:08,740 I'm going to 2909 02:43:08,740 --> 02:43:18,740 I'm going to 2910 02:43:18,740 --> 02:43:28,740 I'm going to 2911 02:43:28,740 --> 02:43:38,740 I'm going to 2912 02:43:38,740 --> 02:43:48,740 I'm going to 2913 02:43:48,740 --> 02:43:58,740 I'm going to 2914 02:43:58,740 --> 02:44:08,740 I'm going to 2915 02:44:08,740 --> 02:44:18,740 I'm going to 2916 02:44:18,740 --> 02:44:28,740 I'm going to 2917 02:44:28,740 --> 02:44:38,740 I'm going to 2918 02:44:38,740 --> 02:44:48,740 I'm going to 2919 02:44:48,740 --> 02:44:58,740 I'm going to 2920 02:44:58,740 --> 02:45:08,740 I'm going to 2921 02:45:08,740 --> 02:45:18,740 I'm going to 2922 02:45:18,740 --> 02:45:28,740 I'm going to 2923 02:45:28,740 --> 02:45:38,740 I'm going to