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Welcome back to the Extra Spicy Five. Today we got a good bit of topics for you to look at.

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We got the playing tournaments and playoff predictions. We're going to argue our best fast food chains.

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We are also going to talk about our NFL draft party later tonight and we're going to do like a little five minute segment on the Ryan Garth hit plate.

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Now, after right now, we're watching Lane and his team get dog walked right now.

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Okay, calm down with all the hostility, they're not getting dog walked.

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No, they're getting dog walked.

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Currently we're watching the Heat versus South Dicks and the playoffs.

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As of right now, Boston's up 26-14 in the first quarter. Still anyone's gaining plenty of time left.

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No one knows how this game is going to go. Honestly, Miami couldn't win this game, you know?

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Right now they're down 26-17, so they're down by 9 right now.

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Okay, let's calm down with the dog walking.

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They're getting dog walked.

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I'm not going to make fun of your team if you don't make fun of my team. Can we agree on that?

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Yes, because hold on, let me talk about this shit for a second motherfucker. Let's get into this, okay?

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You are bad luck. We're going to say that because if you ain't talking about, oh man, y'all are going to make the playoffs,

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blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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And you know what happened the very next game after you're talking all that shit?

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What?

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You, your most favorite team, the Philadelphia 76ers, whooped your favorite team's ass.

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Not only that, your favorite player got hurt, and your main player got hurt.

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So you know what, I think that's just God being like, huh.

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I think he talked enough shit.

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Are you really rooting for a player's injury right now?

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No.

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But Hami Hawkeyes just made an amazing player there. Show some love to Hami Hawkeyes real quick.

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He got cooked up literally the second play.

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We love you, Hami. We love you, Hami.

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No, I don't root for anybody's injury or anybody's injury. I'm just saying, karma the bitch.

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And that's what karma is. And you can't lie about that. You set us both up for that.

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Set us both up for what? What are you talking about?

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You were talking shit.

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When was I talking shit?

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When? When?

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Doing what? What was I doing?

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Being like, damn, y'all are going to eliminate me. Not another year in the playoffs for the Pelicans.

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When did I say that?

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You said that literally. I'm like, that's not right.

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Did I think they were going to lose to the King?

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Yes, you did think they were going to lose to the King. You literally told me before we started the game.

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You were correct. I did think they were losing to the King.

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Exactly.

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Hey, all credit though, I went to that game. Pelican versus Kings. That was a good game.

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That was a good game. Just saying.

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He's secretly a Pelican fan, but let's get into this. Okay.

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I am not a Pelican fan. I'm a Heat fan. My heat all the way.

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Well, right now their score is 26-21. They're down by five.

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Just wait until something's put in their starter. But anyway.

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So what do you think about the playing tournaments?

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I love them. I love them. I thought. I mean, okay.

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First of all, when they first introduced the playing tournament, I thought it was stupid.

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And you can attest to that. I told you that.

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He did say it was dumb, but I thought it was actually a pretty clever idea.

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I mean, unless you're in the situation that both of our teams are in, then it just sucks.

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Because you could get knocked out of the playoffs.

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No, I mean, yeah. When they first implemented the playing tournament, I thought it was so dumb. I thought it was so stupid.

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And maybe I'm just the type of person to be hesitant to change.

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But over time, I've come to enjoy the playing tournament.

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You have one through six moves onto the playoffs, whereas the seven, eight, nine, and ten seed are in a little playing tournament to decide who gets to be the seven and eight seed to move on to face the one and two seeds.

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I mean, it's kind of that wild card format in baseball to me. I pretty much think it's cool now having what, three, four years of the playing tournament now.

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Is it the third or fourth year of the playing tournament? Third. Third. Yeah.

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I mean, it's right. It's coarse. It's good now. I've come to like it.

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Fun fact for you. Jonas Allen-Tunis is the leading person in playing tournaments.

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Can you stop? In points, three bounds, and minutes, actually.

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Can you stop? It's just a statistical fact. Please stop. This is ridiculous.

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It's a statistical fact? Stop. Stop what? It's a very statistical fact. Stop with your nonsense. Please.

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Please. This is why you're losing today's game. Okay. You talk so much shit. Okay. Stop.

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We're going to have to make fun of each other, teams, because this little queue is really pissing me off. Please stop.

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See, this brings a smile to my face because the amount of times he does this shit to me. I do not.

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That is a fucking lie. When have I ever? When have we been live watching a Pelicans game and I've been roasting your team?

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When? When is that? Every time we go to a game. Every single text message sometimes.

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Hold up. Every time we go to a game, the Pelicans win, other than when we got a heat game, and then the heat win.

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I don't think we've ever been to a Pelicans loss. How do we? We have. We went to one this year.

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The Minnesota game, where they lost by a point. The day before my birthday. Remember?

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I don't remember that shit. I must have a bad memory. It was literally November.

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I must have a bad memory. Because remember, I was about to turn 21 the next day, and you literally went and got a drink and you were like, oh man, you can't even get a drink at the game.

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Oh yeah, do you remember that night actually? Yeah, that night.

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Yeah, we lost by one. Lost by one. Okay.

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But don't worry, now that everything is evenly now, we probably do have to go to another heat or spells game.

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We do. That's like our yearly tradition. I always go to heat when they play indie games.

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Well, we did it like two years ago. Yeah, we did do it two years ago.

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We did it last year. Did we do it last year? Yeah, we did do it last year. Last year, yeah. In 2020, we... Yeah, we did do it last year.

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Because we sat by the court side watching warm up. Yeah, yeah. I remember that. I love my heat. It's such a fun team. Don't watch.

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Evan doesn't approve. He's shaving his head. You're right. I don't approve. That's the thing. But let's do playing reaction this year.

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Like what do we think of this year's playing games? So I thought I didn't... I'm not gonna lie. I genuinely thought the Kings were gonna beat us this time.

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What do you do? That's what I told him to. Oh, you're roasting me for saying that. Yeah, but here's the reason. I have like legit reason why.

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Because I have reasons why too. What was your reason? Zion was out. That's it? That's it? That's the only reason? Yeah.

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I thought the Kings were a better team than them. Zion being there. I thought that literally, Demontes of Oaks was gonna cook the whole time.

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But apparently not. So there's more De'Ari Fox than anybody. It was, but De'Ari Fox was missing a lot of shots. I mean, he wasn't very efficient with the shots.

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He did score like 37 points. He scored a lot, but he wasn't very efficient. He was missing a lot of three quarters. He was like four for 16 from three.

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But then again, they were missing a lot of people. They only missed two people. They were missing Malik Monk and Kevin Herger. Yeah.

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They lost their good people in that game. But I mean, let's start out with playing games. So... Oh, the Warriors and Kings. Warriors Kings.

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That was a pretty good game. No. It wasn't close at the end, but it was close at halftime and the Kings kind of rolled with it and scored a lot.

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I mean, Steph played a good game. Clay was disappointed. It kind of looked like Clay was gonna retire after it because he was looking back at the crowd doing the jubreese.

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Then it went over King. If I was Clay, I would retire. I would retire. I'd be hitting the gym with something else. I mean...

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I mean, he just passed his prime. At a certain point, you can't like come back. He... I mean, no. The thing with that is though, the way he plays does not really require any athletic ability.

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I'm not saying it doesn't require any athletic ability. I'm just saying like, for his style of play, you know what I mean?

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He practically just spots up shoots a little bit. He can dribble a little bit. He's not that athletic. We don't see him just doing like 360 windmills and shit.

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So like, his role doesn't really have a prime-based thing, if you know what I mean. It's like a Kyle Corver or JJ Redding type role, but not really though.

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Not really.

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But you see the comparison I'm trying to get. It didn't really require you to be in your prime, but it's like...

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Yeah, I understand that. Look at the Warriors' future. I mean, they have some decisions to make with Clay and Draymond and...

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Because they have the old dudes and then they have the young studs like Brandon, Przyszczanski, John McEweny, John McEweny, yeah, yeah.

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I do think though that, of a Warrior GM, I'd go talk to Seth. Be like, look, what do I need to change?

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What do I need to change?

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Like, what do I need to get? Who do I need to get in order to make the team great again?

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Because that'd be important. Like, important to Nightclub.

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No, I don't want to stack as a GM. Like, that's how you get LeBron as a GM, fucking up everything. LeBron is not a good GM.

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I don't know, but that's also because some of the stuff that actual GM does though, it's like, it wasn't really good.

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Like, look at the team vision, okay? Who thought that signing Jackson Hayes was a good idea?

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Who thought?

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I was saying he's good in neurons. I thought you should play more time in neurons.

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And really, you weren't playing more time. So I get why you left. Of course I would have left because of Jackson Hayes.

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But he's doing the same thing over there. He's sitting more on the bench.

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Yeah. At least, like, whenever we first got JD, he played a little bit of like power forward. He played a little bit of it.

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Jackson Hayes should be playing.

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So like, maybe not starting, but he should be on the bench.

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Or he should have minutes. Or it's probably like a DeAndre Jordan type thing.

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Where, you know, DeAndre Jordan was a good center at one point.

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But then, you know, Steph Curry changed the game so much where bigs have to shoot the three.

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That's not Jackson Hayes' style. We honor that. It's the athletic finisher goes to the goal, don't get bogged, do whatever.

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He's not really a shooter type.

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So what are the Warriors going to do with Draymond in play?

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I mean, like I said, if I was player, I would retire. And then Draymond, I would keep Draymond around the Warriors.

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He's a good veteran presence in the locker room.

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I'm trading Draymond.

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Why?

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Because, one, I'm kind of bringing offense at this point. Offense and then now a net.

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He does bring some good value to the team. But then at the same time though, I'm also saving up a lot of cap space.

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For what?

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Just like the signage to anybody.

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Like, because you got to think. If they get the cap space and they're going to be able to sign whoever they want.

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They can sign a yokegator, whoever they want. I'm not saying that's going to be a thing.

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But like, it just sets them up a bit more.

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I mean, but I mean, every good team has to have like a couple of bad teams.

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They have a core group of guys in going to see it. It's not like they need a big fish to catch with some big cap space.

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They have Steph. They have Clay Thompson needs to retire. They're going to have Draymond still.

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They'll have Brandon Krasinski. They'll have Kevon Looney is getting older. He might want to think about retiring.

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I would maybe leave you where Kevon Looney.

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But you have Kaminga. I mean, you have players going state to be able to make the playoffs. Right?

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To a certain extent. If they were, like we said, it is past their prime though.

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Steph can only do so much.

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Steph can?

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Yeah, he's in order.

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So that's why I say you need to start creating for players, start creating things, doing all this.

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That way you can be able to prepare for Steph's retirement, I guess.

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So then that's what I personally think.

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So then let's go to the next Western Conference game, the Lakers-Bellagans.

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Lakers-Bellagans.

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I personally think off a statistical analysis that I've seen, we got rocked.

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Before you're like, you're doing a modest ass Pelicans game. Tell me how you're doing that.

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There is no way we can get 68 points in the pink and only shoot 15 free throws.

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Okay, okay, stop, stop, stop, stop. I'm going to stop you right there before you start doing your nonsense.

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Okay, the Pelicans should have won that game. I was watching the game. They should have won it.

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But they blew it.

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They blew two Lakers.

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I will say that though, we were up at first, but at the same time though, when the Lakers are shooting game near 33 throws, it does change the game a little bit.

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Okay, so the Lakers lose some games. Are you saying everything is rigged for the Lakers to win or lose certain games?

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Is that what you're saying?

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I mean, it's LeBron.

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I don't care who it is.

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They could be rigging it for LeBron.

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Did they win the Western Conference last year? No, they didn't. They lost it. They got swept.

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And over in your case, you're saying, oh, it's LeBron. So should he have won it last year?

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Is Adam Seidel wrong for not winning it last year? No.

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What are you even saying?

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Because AD got outworked by Nikola Jokic, and then they couldn't do nothing about the guard play. That's different.

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Y'all have no one to hold AD. The Pelicans are not a big team. They don't have much strength. They don't have much size.

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But free throws do come into effect, and Zion doesn't get practically any balls.

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You've gone through the games firsthand. You've seen the motherfucker grow up for a layup and get fouled all over.

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And he'll rarely get a call, but he ain't gonna get the angle just flat out.

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I did not listen to any excuses about Zion and I can't even cause.

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Okay, that's the thing.

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You know what? Let's get to the next game. Philly in Miami.

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Okay. Kelly Oubre is a bitch.

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Oh my god.

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Did you see that play where you did, Jimmy? Did you see it?

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I'm asking you a question.

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Yes, I did. Absolutely.

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He jumped up and he kicked his leg into the MCL of Jimmy Butler, or the knee.

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And now Jimmy Butler's out.

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He looked like he connected with it.

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What?

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He didn't even look like he connected with it.

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No, he didn't. He injured Jimmy Butler. And that's a dirty ass play on Kelly Oubre.

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That's now my least favorite play in NBA, is Kelly Oubre.

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Go ahead. What are you gonna say? Go ahead. Talk.

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So that's the root of it?

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Talk, talk, talk.

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Is that the reason you lost that game?

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Yes, it is.

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No, cause y'all had.

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And Jimmy was, if Jimmy was injured, he would have played harder.

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He would have had more points for the whole game.

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But he was playing through that injury the rest of the game.

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Was he on?

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Y'all were still down. Y'all literally, they literally won by three.

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They won by one.

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Oh, they won by one. Oh, but that even works.

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How is that worse?

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Y'all could have done, you have one of the greatest head coaches in NBA history, right?

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Thanks for watching.

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One of the greatest, yes.

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Thank you for that amazing point right there. I'm glad you can acknowledge it.

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No, so let me get this straight. Let me get this straight. I'm gonna make this argument to you.

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gets injured it's hard to win that game so when you start playing it injured in

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the game to try to replace what that player got introduction wise without

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having practice without him that's hard I'm gonna say this go ahead you know who

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sold it for y'all Tyler Hero he had that game I agree with you

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no yeah that shot if he doesn't shoot that shot literally y'all still y'all

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could have been up if he does not shoot that shot that Nicholas platoon just

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what Nicholas platoon platoon block okay that was one play but it was a very

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critical play at a very critical time first of all yes how you're gonna back

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it and I do criticize him a lot that he can you stop please he shot a three with

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like three seconds left but he waited a couple seconds before shooting it what

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time was running out of the game I'm like fucking time to shoot the ball and

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he made the three and at that point we're down by one but there's 0.3

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seconds left in the game and now when they sell it through just literally

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six years to it in balance and it went out of bounds off of I think Joel

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and beater tires maxi and that's like me saying

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oh man I got beat by 27 but but if I had more time we I couldn't get back in one

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that would yeah I could see you say something like that that's something

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you're saying right now okay that's it saying we got beat by 27 we got beat by

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one it was clear the ball went out of bound if there was a couple more seconds

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left in the game clock we cut a one that came easily but like I said you have one of the greatest head coaches in NBA history you would think he'd drop an amazing play to get you more than one point right and with all those amazing shooters you could you can hit a three hit a little midi even go for a off

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your argument makes no sense and then the context of the game you're just saying the what for the best coach of all time should have you get another point somewhere your argument makes zero sense at all what your argument is stupid look look look may I say that look I get it I get it you got beat by a team that you do not like I got beat by one point and a team by a team I do not like and a team that we should have one we

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blew the game yeah yeah yeah Kelly you're right Andrew Jimmy Butler and Jimmy was

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helping the whole game we wanted one night game easily Jimmy got hurt and

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therefore he did not play good the rest of the game after his injury and he

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would have been healthy and played good we wouldn't have been in that position

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that's like bro that's like me saying if Zion played in the playing game against

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the king we would have smoked the king that's probably you you think that right

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you probably think that right exactly what but but do that do that so I said oh

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my god okay next game next game bulls and hawks I'm gonna be honest I don't care about this game I didn't watch this game I didn't really care about this game I probably look into this game I was more disappointed in Atlanta

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because they instead of just I could I've been watching like I like for him like

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after seeing that for a couple years and how they were like literally in the

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Eastern Conference finals a couple years back to now barely making the playoffs

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or not even making the playoffs it is very sad but I'm gonna speak on the bulls

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from the same point I thought the bulls should have won against Miami wait let's

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not move on from the previous game but but I'm gonna say that the Martyrs was the reason that they got through a game

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I picked the Hawks to win that game um they had Trey Young come back healthy I just

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picked the Hawks turned out the bulls dominated the Hawks Kobe White went off

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for like 40 something right yeah and like you were saying I'm disappointed in the Hawks

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this Trey Young DeJon DeMurray thing is not working at all it's not they got to

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switch it up they gotta do something else yeah and it's clearly not working

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exactly Mary Tray Tray Young well they kind of do it I'm up again if I'm the

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one I try to grab the carry on and Lena if you're from Atlanta you gotta trade

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him okay so but I'm gonna go after you know I wouldn't look for you but we

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still need like a genuine point card so you did not a point oh okay yeah who's

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me no who's just saying see oh you're shooting

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burden her but we sure how was that gonna work that was good I'm if I'm

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them Pelicans I don't need a huge roster move I would not do that that's a bad

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move I'm that's a bad move that absolutely not first of all okay first

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of all if I'm the Hawks you need to do something different this is no can we

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do that yeah but I'd be kind of glad you're a big man though if I'm the Hawks

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personally all right and it's written drop better yes what do you say about

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everything everything is in these two drop better I mean let me tell you that

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but I mean that's like literally the point of the draft though you don't know

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what you're gonna get you don't know what you're gonna get yeah but your job

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okay when we we obviously know what we're supposed to do but but your job is to do is to literally go and scout

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if these people are league ready mm-hmm and so that's why they get paid big bucks and that's why

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the good things that are good yeah look at the Thunder for example but then

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again they also like they get like five first round picks every year so you can

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you can have five first round picks and miss on all of those picks that doesn't

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necessarily bother you know you got that you got one no there's that's no

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guarantee you can miss on every single one of these but there's no guarantee

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that you're gonna come up what are we considering as a miss are we can't

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considering a miss I've been like a like drafting an Anthony Bennett or

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drafting like a I'm not gonna he and he in a mist but Kevin Herger like are we

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considering that a miss or like it depends where you want to draft if you

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win the first well I'm expecting someone who contributes the team if you draft

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in the second round I'm expecting like a decent bench fighter I mean you agree

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that to a certain extent because it depends on let's just say like it's

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like the Warriors for my couple years back whenever they were winning their

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kids and shit they just be jacking players just to have them on the bench

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yeah so it just really depends on how good the team is but what I'm saying is like if you're the Oklahoma City Thunder and you know how to draft then you're gonna end up like the Oklahoma City Thunder now that's not a thing

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Shout out to same press team

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all right heat balls I personally thought that the martyrism was gonna turn up

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the heat you picked the bulls to win yeah you really did honestly and I thought

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tomorrow the world was actually turning up because I thought okay this may know

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nothing about basketball you're what I thought they know nothing about basketball

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if he called her hasn't told you anything it teaches you that when the heat need to

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win big games suppose gonna get a ring to win big games look I was

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disappointed everywhere around but I thought tomorrow was gonna set it up

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bro how about you just recognize the heat defense they play great zone they yeah

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the Hawks don't play defense it's not hard to play defense that's why they

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score less points it's just riding you just dribble the ball into like you

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break the zone why does everything do that why is it every day to really look

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how do you win games look how do you win games then offense and he trends wins

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championship we're talking championships or we're talking about

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we made the finals twice I don't want to hear please stop you have no

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conception of what a good basketball team I literally witnessed it literally

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LA Beach all the other people all right next game when has your team made the

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finals Evan we're a 20 year old franchise we're not that old land in 20

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years old and you haven't made the finals one land how I made the conference

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finals one slain understand this my team was signing Omar Asik to big contracts

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where we are at now is the best point at where we are at we had Alexis Aginso as

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a starter think about that and we're not that old landin so that this is

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literally awesome becoming better and better by the time I'm 40 years old we're

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gonna be someone I look at that fucking team so you're saying you're not a good

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team right now I mean for fucking a franchise I got started 20 years ago we

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would be a good asking you're a good team really really we're gonna get into

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the worst teams of all time later in the pod and we're gonna expose the Pelicans

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for being the worst team in NBA but right now let's move on to the rest of

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the playoffs give our official playoff predictions official on the pod whoever

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gets the most gate here on this most right bracket is gonna win points and

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the little game we play in our head yeah yeah you know we're gonna actually have

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a prize for that we're gonna get a prize for between but bless winner has to do

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something lose everything so I don't fucking know all right yeah yeah we're

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gonna have that I'm gonna go for it and I'm gonna give you my own thing I got are

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we doing like how many games they're gonna win to yeah okay yeah well we need

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to write this down after the pod to like make it official we're gonna write down

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that are we not sitting right so fucking up

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you go there I'm look I'm gonna take my predictions right now you right now

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you're closing all right all right yeah yeah yeah yeah like right okay so are we

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doing like first round or we just doing like how many games are gonna win okay

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so first round okay see you in six

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try this we're having technical difficulties right now or you try this

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right now okay okay Dallas and Dallas and six

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actually not a thousand seven

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Minnesota and five Denver and six

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okay

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sorry about that everyone technical difficulties we're back at it now um

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we're gonna give you our official playoff predictions with my dear friend

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Evan who's kind of an idiot he's gonna start off okay well fuck you too Apple so

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we get this kind of it's how you doing well okay right so you picked okay see

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in six thousand seven Dallas seven Minnesota five five good and Denver and

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six all right no do what's first so you're breaking down that at all well

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okay and over Dallas okay Denver and Denver

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Denver and six got it go ahead okay okay Denver is going to come in

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spot Denver and Denver and seven Denver and seven okay no sweeps in the West

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guy good go east what you got so big Miami give me Boston Boston five Boston

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give me Cleveland and six give me the Milwaukee and

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could I like but give me the Pacers and seven then finally New York and 76ers

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and 75

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you can

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Boston Sir's Blue

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New York in...

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New York and

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Boston in four.

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Ooh, sweep.

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Your first sweep of the whole playoffs.

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Go ahead.

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Denver, South X finals.

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Who you got?

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Give me Boston in six.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Interesting, interesting picks you out.

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Now I'm going to give everyone my picks and mine are probably going to be more right than

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others.

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As you all know, I'm the superior person.

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He thinks he has a superior ad line.

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I do.

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There is no right thing.

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I only have a superior line.

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He doesn't watch a lot of basketball.

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I'm literally watching basketball right now.

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You didn't know we had a good zone.

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My dude, we have a good zone.

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That's why teams have been beating it.

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No.

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Okay.

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Write your picks.

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A whole lot.

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Write your picks.

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No.

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I don't want to hear it.

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I'm going to break down your statement, right?

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So if you know how to beat the zone, then why doesn't every team know how to beat the

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zone?

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And why doesn't every team just beat Miami every single time?

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Every team does know how to beat the zone.

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So why the Bulls lose then?

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Why did the Bulls lose to the Heat?

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Why did the Bulls lose to the Heat?

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Why did the Bulls lose to the Heat?

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Why did the Bulls lose to the Heat?

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Why did the Bulls lose to the Heat?

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What offense do the Bulls bring other than Kobe White, Demarca Rosen, Nikola Vujicic?

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Nikola Vujicic is not offense.

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Alex Guruchov?

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Alright, whatever, Ivan.

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Sore Sport over here.

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I'm going, let's see, Thunder Pelicans.

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I'm going Thunder in, give me Thunder in five.

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Clippers Dallas, give me Dallas in six.

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Let's see, Suns Wolves.

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I guess give me Minnesota in five.

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We only watched the game that series, and I expected that series to be pretty close,

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but based on the last game, that's why I'm saying Wolves in five.

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Lakers Nuggets?

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Denver is going to sweep the Lakers, yet again, because the Lakers are do-do.

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Alright, and then we, so now I have the Thunder and Mavericks, meaning I'm in the second round.

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I picked Dallas to win that series in, let's say, seven.

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Dallas in seven, and now we have the Timberwolves and Nuggets.

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I'm going to say Nuggets in six.

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So conference finals, Western Conference Finals, I got the Mavericks and the Nuggets.

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I'm going to pick-

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Wait, Mavericks and the Nuggets in the Conference Finals?

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I do.

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I have the Mavericks and the Nuggets.

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I have the Mavericks beating the Thunder.

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I don't think the Thunder is going to beat the Mavericks.

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I don't think the Thunder is going to beat the Mavericks.

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I think Luka and Tyrese are going to be too much for the Thunder.

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I'm a big fan of Luka and Tyrese.

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I mean, I'm cool with either pick, but like-

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Yeah.

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I mean-

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I mean, you say that like it's weird-

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I'm going to say this.

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Wait, oh, you have to beat Gohan in seven.

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I don't know.

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I thought you had him beating them in like five.

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I'm like, whoa.

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I'm going to beat Gohan in seven against the Thunder.

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And then Western Conference Finals, Mavericks versus Nuggets.

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Oh my God.

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Give me the Nuggets.

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And- ooh, I'm so sorry.

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All right, sneeze.

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Nuggets in five.

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Western Conference Finals.

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Okay.

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Now the Eastern Conference-

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You can see this is where you're going to be wrong.

427
00:38:57,260 --> 00:38:58,260
Stop.

428
00:38:58,260 --> 00:38:59,260
Okay.

429
00:38:59,260 --> 00:39:00,260
I'm going to say it the best way.

430
00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:03,260
So let's just go to New York, Philly.

431
00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:07,260
Give me New York in six.

432
00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:09,260
Milwaukee, Indiana.

433
00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:11,260
I really want to pick Indiana.

434
00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:14,260
I really, really do.

435
00:39:14,260 --> 00:39:19,260
I want to pick Indiana in seven, but for some reason I just can't pick Indiana right now.

436
00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:20,260
I just can't.

437
00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:25,260
I'm picking Milwaukee in seven.

438
00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:26,260
Okay.

439
00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:28,260
And then we got the Magic and the Cavs.

440
00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:35,260
Based on yesterday's game and just what I'm feeling, the Magic are too young of a team.

441
00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:37,260
They don't have the experience.

442
00:39:37,260 --> 00:39:40,260
So give me Cleveland in five, honestly.

443
00:39:40,260 --> 00:39:43,260
Give me Cleveland in five.

444
00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:44,260
Maybe even four.

445
00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:46,260
I don't know, but I'm going to say five.

446
00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:47,260
No facial.

447
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:48,260
Or Leonard's going to give one to you.

448
00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:49,260
Yeah.

449
00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:50,260
Okay.

450
00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:53,260
Now for the pick of the century-

451
00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:54,260
Please be realistic.

452
00:39:54,260 --> 00:39:55,260
Stop being realistic.

453
00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:56,260
Okay.

454
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:58,260
I'll break it down.

455
00:39:58,260 --> 00:39:59,260
Okay.

456
00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:07,260
My realistic prediction and my Heat fandom 100% land in Heat win the finals prediction.

457
00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:11,260
I want realistic as in what I think.

458
00:40:11,260 --> 00:40:14,260
I know we going to get dog walk, but we going to get dog walk like that.

459
00:40:14,260 --> 00:40:19,260
I'm going to give you my realistic predictions officially, but I'm also going to tell you

460
00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:22,260
my 100% Heat fandom finals prediction, right?

461
00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:23,260
Okay.

462
00:40:23,260 --> 00:40:29,260
Okay. My 100% Heat fandom prediction, Heat in six.

463
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:32,260
I don't see us winning in four or five.

464
00:40:32,260 --> 00:40:34,260
I think we could probably win in six.

465
00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:36,260
And this is coming from the Heat thing?

466
00:40:36,260 --> 00:40:38,260
That's the 100% Heat fandom prediction.

467
00:40:38,260 --> 00:40:40,260
Now the actual side.

468
00:40:40,260 --> 00:40:42,260
Let's get into the actual side.

469
00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:43,260
What up?

470
00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:48,260
So I just got to say, Tyler Hero is going to go off.

471
00:40:48,260 --> 00:40:54,260
Jami Hekos is going to prove why he's on the top rookies, number three of our rookie this year.

472
00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:56,260
Man of Boston in four.

473
00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:57,260
That's what he's trying to say.

474
00:40:57,260 --> 00:40:58,260
Stop, stop.

475
00:40:58,260 --> 00:41:03,260
Nikola Jovich, he's a good ass player, good ass 20 year old player.

476
00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:04,260
He's younger than me.

477
00:41:04,260 --> 00:41:08,260
And he plays like some dude who's out of his mind.

478
00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:09,260
He doesn't.

479
00:41:09,260 --> 00:41:13,260
Bam is defensive player of the year for a reason.

480
00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:16,260
That's why he's going to lock up every Celtics player.

481
00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:18,260
What are you trying to say here?

482
00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:20,260
You done yet?

483
00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:22,260
You hyping up all these players just to say Boston in four.

484
00:41:22,260 --> 00:41:23,260
Stop.

485
00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:24,260
Okay.

486
00:41:24,260 --> 00:41:38,260
My realistic prediction, it pains me to say this because I hate the Celtics with the passion we've played in the past few playoff seasons.

487
00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:40,260
I hate picking Boston.

488
00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:42,260
I really, really do.

489
00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:44,260
It pains me to say this.

490
00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:47,260
But they have Jimmy Butler, so Boston in four.

491
00:41:47,260 --> 00:41:48,260
Yeah, okay.

492
00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:50,260
So they don't have Jimmy Butler.

493
00:41:50,260 --> 00:42:00,260
So it's going to be hard for him to win any playoff series, much less against Boston Celtics, the best team in the NBA.

494
00:42:00,260 --> 00:42:03,260
I have to go Celtics.

495
00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:10,260
I'm going Boston and I could legit see them sweeping us.

496
00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:14,260
I don't want it to happen.

497
00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:16,260
I'm going to go Boston in five.

498
00:42:16,260 --> 00:42:21,260
But I could legit see it happening in four.

499
00:42:21,260 --> 00:42:24,260
And I hate saying that.

500
00:42:24,260 --> 00:42:27,260
But I just have to say it.

501
00:42:27,260 --> 00:42:28,260
All right.

502
00:42:28,260 --> 00:42:29,260
Next one.

503
00:42:29,260 --> 00:42:31,260
Yeah, so second round.

504
00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:32,260
Milwaukee, New York.

505
00:42:32,260 --> 00:42:37,260
I have New York in five.

506
00:42:37,260 --> 00:42:41,260
Hurt Yanis will not be enough to beat the Knicks.

507
00:42:41,260 --> 00:42:43,260
Dames not enough to beat the Knicks.

508
00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:47,260
The Bucks as a whole won't go enough to beat the Knicks.

509
00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:51,260
And Boston's going to beat Cleveland in five.

510
00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:54,260
And then Boston, New York in the conference finals.

511
00:42:54,260 --> 00:42:55,260
That's going to be a good series.

512
00:42:55,260 --> 00:42:59,260
I have Boston in six.

513
00:42:59,260 --> 00:43:02,260
And so Nuggets, Boston in the finals.

514
00:43:02,260 --> 00:43:04,260
I think we both have Nuggets, Boston in the finals.

515
00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:05,260
We do.

516
00:43:05,260 --> 00:43:10,260
I'm having Nuggets in five.

517
00:43:10,260 --> 00:43:11,260
OK, so we got different outcomes.

518
00:43:11,260 --> 00:43:13,260
We kind of have the same bracket, but different outcomes.

519
00:43:13,260 --> 00:43:16,260
Similar brackets, but yeah, different outcomes.

520
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:20,260
I think the Nuggets have beat the Celtics twice this season.

521
00:43:20,260 --> 00:43:24,260
And they're clearly better than the Celtics in my opinion.

522
00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:29,260
I feel like Jayson's name is going to give them a little bit of a holdup.

523
00:43:29,260 --> 00:43:31,260
OK, Celtics, Nuggets.

524
00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:33,260
Let's compare the two.

525
00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:36,260
Because I'm glad we both agree that that's the finals prediction.

526
00:43:36,260 --> 00:43:40,260
So better center, obviously Nuggets.

527
00:43:40,260 --> 00:43:45,260
Better point guard, Nuggets.

528
00:43:45,260 --> 00:43:46,260
Yeah.

529
00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:47,260
Yeah?

530
00:43:47,260 --> 00:43:51,260
I mean, I'm glad you agree.

531
00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:53,260
It depends on what you're going for.

532
00:43:53,260 --> 00:43:56,260
If you're going offense, I'll give it to the Nuggets.

533
00:43:56,260 --> 00:43:59,260
If you're going for defense, I'll give it to the Boston Nuggets.

534
00:43:59,260 --> 00:44:01,260
What about overall?

535
00:44:01,260 --> 00:44:02,260
Overall.

536
00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:05,260
This is what I'm saying, overall.

537
00:44:05,260 --> 00:44:07,260
I don't know.

538
00:44:07,260 --> 00:44:08,260
Come on.

539
00:44:08,260 --> 00:44:10,260
Come on, Adam.

540
00:44:10,260 --> 00:44:12,260
Be real here.

541
00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:14,260
Keep it under.

542
00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:16,260
That's what I genuinely don't know.

543
00:44:16,260 --> 00:44:19,260
Because Drew is good.

544
00:44:19,260 --> 00:44:21,260
He can score too.

545
00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:23,260
Drew can score.

546
00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:29,260
Like, Drew Holliday is one of the most underrated fighters of all time.

547
00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:31,260
Though, OK, Holliday is a comparison.

548
00:44:31,260 --> 00:44:39,260
He's going to go against Jamal Murray, which is a better player.

549
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:41,260
Jamal is a better player.

550
00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:42,260
Come on.

551
00:44:42,260 --> 00:44:43,260
Especially in the playoffs.

552
00:44:43,260 --> 00:44:45,260
You have a separate playoffs.

553
00:44:45,260 --> 00:44:54,260
But, OK, small forward, obviously Jason Tatum versus who's on Denver.

554
00:44:54,260 --> 00:45:00,260
Here's a small forward, but I think they got Aaron Gordon as a power forward, I think.

555
00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:04,260
They got...

556
00:45:04,260 --> 00:45:07,260
Yeah, well, Jason Tatum wins, Drew Bellas, who's on Denver.

557
00:45:07,260 --> 00:45:11,260
They got Jamal Brown.

558
00:45:11,260 --> 00:45:16,260
Jamal Brown better than their other shooting guard.

559
00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:17,260
OK, power forward.

560
00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:24,260
Aaron Gordon is going to win that matchup.

561
00:45:24,260 --> 00:45:27,260
Yeah, because I don't know where they put it in first off.

562
00:45:27,260 --> 00:45:30,260
First off, they put it in the center, then they put it in the center.

563
00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:35,260
Then, yeah, they're carrying more than they're going to get that.

564
00:45:35,260 --> 00:45:41,260
OK, so we have three out of the five positions that never get to win, right?

565
00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:44,260
We both agree on that.

566
00:45:44,260 --> 00:45:45,260
I'm not about that.

567
00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:49,260
OK, we have, OK, we said two are obviously better.

568
00:45:49,260 --> 00:45:52,260
One's a wash, and then two are better for Boston.

569
00:45:52,260 --> 00:45:55,260
Well, I guess, right?

570
00:45:55,260 --> 00:46:01,260
Both sides have two, but one tiebreaker is literally just the point guard version.

571
00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:04,260
OK, then that's a wash. That's even then.

572
00:46:04,260 --> 00:46:07,260
OK, who has the better coach?

573
00:46:07,260 --> 00:46:09,260
I'll ask you that.

574
00:46:09,260 --> 00:46:13,260
If you get this wrong, Nick Crone.

575
00:46:13,260 --> 00:46:15,260
You're going to be like Mike Malone.

576
00:46:15,260 --> 00:46:17,260
Obviously, yes.

577
00:46:17,260 --> 00:46:19,260
I wouldn't even know all that.

578
00:46:19,260 --> 00:46:21,260
Dude, you won Coach of the Year.

579
00:46:21,260 --> 00:46:23,260
The other coach has not.

580
00:46:23,260 --> 00:46:32,260
I mean, Michael Malone is one of the top five best coaches in the NBA right now.

581
00:46:32,260 --> 00:46:36,260
Joe Masula inherited a great team.

582
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:40,260
He hasn't really proved anything over else.

583
00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:49,260
I mean, but she's obviously going to think, literally, like last year, he had to deal with the, wasn't it, the Ima Yudoka situation?

584
00:46:49,260 --> 00:46:51,260
I don't care.

585
00:46:51,260 --> 00:46:53,260
You should.

586
00:46:53,260 --> 00:46:54,260
Why?

587
00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:58,260
Because he literally had to take him literally in the middle of the season.

588
00:46:58,260 --> 00:47:01,260
And that's not the hardest thing to do in the world?

589
00:47:01,260 --> 00:47:08,260
As a coach, it is, because you've got to implement these guys with a game plan in the middle of the season to actually push them to make a playoff.

590
00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:13,260
OK, so are you going to say that he's a better coach than Mike Malone?

591
00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:15,260
Good.

592
00:47:15,260 --> 00:47:18,260
We don't want to. We don't see. We don't wait for the...

593
00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:20,260
Who is the better coach in your opinion?

594
00:47:20,260 --> 00:47:22,260
Joe Masula.

595
00:47:22,260 --> 00:47:24,260
Jesus Christ.

596
00:47:24,260 --> 00:47:26,260
Joe Masula.

597
00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:31,260
This man is unreal right here. He is terrible.

598
00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:38,260
We're saving these predictions and we're going to wait until after the playoffs are done to see who has the most right picks.

599
00:47:38,260 --> 00:47:41,260
We don't beat Berkara or something.

600
00:47:41,260 --> 00:47:42,260
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. No doubt.

601
00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:44,260
We don't beat Berkara or something.

602
00:47:44,260 --> 00:47:45,260
OK. All right. Where are we going?

603
00:47:45,260 --> 00:47:48,260
So we're going to do the worst professional sports team in each league.

604
00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:49,260
Yes.

605
00:47:49,260 --> 00:47:52,260
So the NBA.

606
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:56,260
OK, so I'm a basketball. I guess you've been talking about basketball episodes.

607
00:47:56,260 --> 00:48:02,260
So I must say for NBA, it's literally the Hornets.

608
00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:06,260
I already know what the fuck you're going to say.

609
00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:09,260
Yeah. You do know what you're going to say.

610
00:48:09,260 --> 00:48:12,260
Oh, it's going to be the Pelicans.

611
00:48:12,260 --> 00:48:19,260
We did reality though. We're young. Like I said, Hornets are also young.

612
00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:22,260
Right?

613
00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:26,260
Now Hornets had their bubble young, but Hornets have been in the league longer than the Pelicans.

614
00:48:26,260 --> 00:48:29,260
A few more years. Five more years maybe.

615
00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:35,260
No, I'm going to even say five more years. They still been in the league longer.

616
00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:36,260
But.

617
00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:40,260
Why? Why? Come on. Come on, tell me why.

618
00:48:40,260 --> 00:48:41,260
Why?

619
00:48:41,260 --> 00:48:43,260
You got to give points.

620
00:48:43,260 --> 00:48:48,260
They had all the chance to rebuild with all the years that they had.

621
00:48:48,260 --> 00:48:56,260
And the only time that I see them make the playoffs was with Kimball Walker.

622
00:48:56,260 --> 00:48:59,260
Literally the only time.

623
00:48:59,260 --> 00:49:05,260
OK, so is our little fight right now going to be the Pelicans versus Hornets?

624
00:49:05,260 --> 00:49:08,260
Which one is the worst team? Is that our fight right now?

625
00:49:08,260 --> 00:49:12,260
Is any other team anything in consideration?

626
00:49:12,260 --> 00:49:14,260
I don't know.

627
00:49:14,260 --> 00:49:18,260
I could say a hot take and say.

628
00:49:18,260 --> 00:49:19,260
What's your hot take?

629
00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:25,260
I could say Minnesota. But before you're like, they're doing really fucking good this season.

630
00:49:25,260 --> 00:49:28,260
No, this is all time. This isn't just one season.

631
00:49:28,260 --> 00:49:29,260
Oh, well then Minnesota.

632
00:49:29,260 --> 00:49:30,260
No.

633
00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:31,260
What happened?

634
00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:32,260
No.

635
00:49:32,260 --> 00:49:34,260
Minnesota hasn't done the same match as we have.

636
00:49:34,260 --> 00:49:38,260
They've been to a conference finals, whereas those other teams have not.

637
00:49:38,260 --> 00:49:42,260
Therefore, you cannot say.

638
00:49:42,260 --> 00:49:48,260
The Tampa Bulls have one of the best players, top 20 players probably.

639
00:49:48,260 --> 00:49:51,260
If not top 30. And Kevin Burnett.

640
00:49:51,260 --> 00:49:54,260
Don't type, bro. That comes up on the podcast. Don't type.

641
00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:56,260
Look, man. Look at my team.

642
00:49:56,260 --> 00:49:58,260
We have to get better content on here.

643
00:49:58,260 --> 00:50:02,260
Because we got to get rolling in the dough.

644
00:50:02,260 --> 00:50:05,260
Speaking of that, I'm going to come up with an element.

645
00:50:05,260 --> 00:50:10,260
I'm going to come to you later after the episode talking about sponsorship opportunities.

646
00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:12,260
Like for real though.

647
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:13,260
Like for real.

648
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:15,260
Why? You got to monetize this.

649
00:50:15,260 --> 00:50:17,260
You mean you got a sponsorship?

650
00:50:17,260 --> 00:50:19,260
I'll fuck you about it.

651
00:50:19,260 --> 00:50:23,260
Go ahead. Go ahead and do the lame ass point. Go ahead.

652
00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:27,260
See, I could say a bunch of teams. Brooklyn Eats.

653
00:50:27,260 --> 00:50:31,260
Brooklyn Eats have been to the finals.

654
00:50:31,260 --> 00:50:33,260
They've been to the finals.

655
00:50:33,260 --> 00:50:39,260
So every team that's been to the finals, you cannot put in the same category as teams that haven't been to the finals.

656
00:50:39,260 --> 00:50:40,260
What?

657
00:50:40,260 --> 00:50:41,260
No, for real.

658
00:50:41,260 --> 00:50:44,260
They have not won a championship. They're literally in there.

659
00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:45,260
Brooklyn?

660
00:50:45,260 --> 00:50:46,260
Okay, watch this.

661
00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:53,260
If you've been to the finals, you can't be in the same category with teams that have never been to the finals.

662
00:50:53,260 --> 00:50:54,260
Yes, you can.

663
00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:57,260
No, there's different levels to being bad.

664
00:50:57,260 --> 00:51:02,260
Even to the finals.

665
00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:06,260
What's the difference between the Boston Celtics and the Miami Heat?

666
00:51:06,260 --> 00:51:08,260
The Celtics have more championships.

667
00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:09,260
Yes.

668
00:51:09,260 --> 00:51:11,260
Okay then.

669
00:51:11,260 --> 00:51:14,260
But how many championships does the Brooklyn Eats have?

670
00:51:14,260 --> 00:51:15,260
Zero.

671
00:51:15,260 --> 00:51:17,260
How many championships does the New Orleans Celtics have?

672
00:51:17,260 --> 00:51:18,260
Zero.

673
00:51:18,260 --> 00:51:19,260
How many championships?

674
00:51:19,260 --> 00:51:21,260
The Nets have been to the finals.

675
00:51:21,260 --> 00:51:25,260
So they still invent the same amount of rings.

676
00:51:25,260 --> 00:51:26,260
It doesn't matter.

677
00:51:26,260 --> 00:51:30,260
What's the difference between success in that season and reaching the finals?

678
00:51:30,260 --> 00:51:35,260
If you've never been to the biggest stage, how many of the worst teams that have been to the biggest stage?

679
00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:42,260
To you, that's practically saying, hey, Little Virginia won a participation trophy just for being in the finals.

680
00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:43,260
Bro, okay.

681
00:51:43,260 --> 00:51:51,260
The Atlanta Falcons and the Houston Texans, all time, the Falcons are better because they've made the Super Bowl.

682
00:51:51,260 --> 00:51:56,260
They've never won it, but they've made it, whereas the Texans have never made the Super Bowl.

683
00:51:56,260 --> 00:51:58,260
Wait until this year.

684
00:51:58,260 --> 00:51:59,260
Dude, okay.

685
00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:01,260
Let's stick to basketball now.

686
00:52:01,260 --> 00:52:03,260
You have your trash-ass points.

687
00:52:03,260 --> 00:52:04,260
Go ahead.

688
00:52:04,260 --> 00:52:05,260
Go ahead.

689
00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:06,260
Washington Wizards.

690
00:52:06,260 --> 00:52:08,260
They've won championships.

691
00:52:08,260 --> 00:52:09,260
They've won a championship.

692
00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:10,260
Yes.

693
00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:12,260
A long time ago, but they've won a championship.

694
00:52:12,260 --> 00:52:18,260
I swear, if you're counting like the years whenever the Plumbers were playing, I'm...

695
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:19,260
That counts.

696
00:52:19,260 --> 00:52:21,260
That counts?

697
00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:22,260
That counts?

698
00:52:22,260 --> 00:52:25,260
Those are NBA championships, is it not?

699
00:52:25,260 --> 00:52:29,260
So are we going to discredit all those substance championships in the early years then?

700
00:52:29,260 --> 00:52:30,260
We can, yeah.

701
00:52:30,260 --> 00:52:31,260
Okay.

702
00:52:31,260 --> 00:52:33,260
Then we mention history.

703
00:52:33,260 --> 00:52:34,260
Those don't exist then.

704
00:52:34,260 --> 00:52:35,260
Okay.

705
00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:36,260
Good.

706
00:52:36,260 --> 00:52:37,260
Nothing exists.

707
00:52:37,260 --> 00:52:38,260
That's no good to most teams, given they've got championships.

708
00:52:38,260 --> 00:52:41,260
The only thing that exists is this season apparently, I guess.

709
00:52:41,260 --> 00:52:42,260
Great.

710
00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:43,260
No.

711
00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:44,260
Where's the cutoff thing?

712
00:52:44,260 --> 00:52:45,260
Where's the cutoff?

713
00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:48,260
After they're done playing damn Plumbers, land it.

714
00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:49,260
Well, what year?

715
00:52:49,260 --> 00:52:51,260
What year is the cutoff?

716
00:52:51,260 --> 00:52:52,260
Let's see.

717
00:52:52,260 --> 00:52:53,260
They literally...

718
00:52:53,260 --> 00:52:54,260
Tell me where you at.

719
00:52:54,260 --> 00:52:55,260
Tell me.

720
00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:56,260
Right now.

721
00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:57,260
Where's the fact?

722
00:52:57,260 --> 00:52:58,260
I am telling you.

723
00:52:58,260 --> 00:52:59,260
You just won't shut the fuck up.

724
00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:00,260
Tell me then.

725
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:01,260
I am.

726
00:53:01,260 --> 00:53:04,260
Literally the year Paul Pierce and Kevin Gardner won that.

727
00:53:04,260 --> 00:53:09,260
So the first year we're ever going to count anything is 09?

728
00:53:09,260 --> 00:53:14,260
No, no, no, no.

729
00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:15,260
We're going to cut it.

730
00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:19,580
We're going to start tracking it whenever Larry Berg wins it.

731
00:53:19,580 --> 00:53:20,580
In the 7s?

732
00:53:20,580 --> 00:53:21,580
Yes.

733
00:53:21,580 --> 00:53:22,580
So the 6s don't count?

734
00:53:22,580 --> 00:53:23,580
No.

735
00:53:23,580 --> 00:53:24,580
So Walt Chamberlain does not count?

736
00:53:24,580 --> 00:53:25,580
Walt Chamberlain does not count.

737
00:53:25,580 --> 00:53:26,580
Bill Russell does not count.

738
00:53:26,580 --> 00:53:27,580
Let's be vicious history.

739
00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:28,580
Okay my friend.

740
00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:29,580
Because one, they were winning championships with nine teams in the league.

741
00:53:29,580 --> 00:53:30,580
That doesn't really say much.

742
00:53:30,580 --> 00:53:31,580
That's still a championship.

743
00:53:31,580 --> 00:53:32,580
You're playing against eight other teams.

744
00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:33,580
Okay, so what's the score?

745
00:53:33,580 --> 00:53:47,100
You're making a point.

746
00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:59,300
You're making my point.

747
00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:04,260
But what I'm saying is, if we're making...

748
00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:07,260
But what I'm saying is, being right here.

749
00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:08,260
No.

750
00:54:08,260 --> 00:54:14,940
Because we're not counting the Washington Wizards winning a title back in the 60s when

751
00:54:14,940 --> 00:54:15,940
they were playing against Bumper.

752
00:54:15,940 --> 00:54:18,940
I don't even think they have a championship.

753
00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:21,940
I will look it up but I know you're going to get pissed.

754
00:54:21,940 --> 00:54:22,940
You'll be like, you okay?

755
00:54:22,940 --> 00:54:23,940
But, you know.

756
00:54:23,940 --> 00:54:24,940
I think I'm going to do something.

757
00:54:24,940 --> 00:54:25,940
You're going to do something.

758
00:54:25,940 --> 00:54:30,940
Go ahead.

759
00:54:30,940 --> 00:54:33,940
You go ahead with yourself.

760
00:54:33,940 --> 00:54:35,700
Dude come on.

761
00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:36,700
This isn't good content.

762
00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:37,700
Hurry the fuck up.

763
00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:38,700
Oh my gosh.

764
00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:39,700
What the...

765
00:54:39,700 --> 00:54:40,700
He's such a little bitch.

766
00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:41,700
He can't even take my little...

767
00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:42,700
You know what?

768
00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:43,700
I'm not going to fuck you.

769
00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:44,700
He can't take any criticism.

770
00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:51,700
When me clowning on him, he gets so pissed and upset.

771
00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:56,460
This man right here is more of a pussy than a man.

772
00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:57,460
Hold the fuck up.

773
00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:58,460
Hold the fuck up.

774
00:54:58,460 --> 00:54:59,460
Bro, you were getting...

775
00:54:59,460 --> 00:55:00,460
You just literally said in the beginning of the episode, man I'm getting pissed off.

776
00:55:00,460 --> 00:55:01,460
He's dog shitting on my team because my team was getting dog walked.

777
00:55:01,460 --> 00:55:02,460
Yeah motherfucker.

778
00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:03,460
At least I can say my team is going to get dog walked.

779
00:55:03,460 --> 00:55:04,460
See, I can take it and I can dish it.

780
00:55:04,460 --> 00:55:05,460
I can dish it and take it.

781
00:55:05,460 --> 00:55:06,460
Whereas you're like...

782
00:55:06,460 --> 00:55:07,460
I don't know about that.

783
00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:08,460
1978.

784
00:55:08,460 --> 00:55:09,460
Okay then.

785
00:55:09,460 --> 00:55:10,460
We count...

786
00:55:10,460 --> 00:55:11,460
1978.

787
00:55:11,460 --> 00:55:12,460
1978.

788
00:55:12,460 --> 00:55:13,460
1978.

789
00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:14,460
1978.

790
00:55:14,460 --> 00:55:15,460
1978.

791
00:55:15,460 --> 00:55:16,460
1978.

792
00:55:16,460 --> 00:55:17,460
1978.

793
00:55:17,460 --> 00:55:18,460
1978.

794
00:55:18,460 --> 00:55:19,460
1978.

795
00:55:19,460 --> 00:55:20,460
1978.

796
00:55:20,460 --> 00:55:21,460
1978.

797
00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:22,460
1978.

798
00:55:22,460 --> 00:55:23,460
Are we counting the 70s?

799
00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:24,460
You just said we're counting the 70s.

800
00:55:24,460 --> 00:55:25,460
We'll play a bird.

801
00:55:25,460 --> 00:55:30,460
Oh but now we're not because it doesn't fit your point.

802
00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:31,460
Okay.

803
00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:32,460
I see how it is.

804
00:55:32,460 --> 00:55:33,460
Look.

805
00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:34,460
You know what?

806
00:55:34,460 --> 00:55:35,460
We're going to take Washington now.

807
00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:36,460
We're going to be nice.

808
00:55:36,460 --> 00:55:37,460
Okay.

809
00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:38,460
Brooklyn is still in the conversation.

810
00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:39,460
Okay.

811
00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:40,460
Brooklyn's on the top.

812
00:55:40,460 --> 00:55:41,460
The Hornets.

813
00:55:41,460 --> 00:55:42,460
And we're in there.

814
00:55:42,460 --> 00:55:43,460
And we're going to take Washington.

815
00:55:43,460 --> 00:55:44,460
Okay.

816
00:55:44,460 --> 00:55:45,460
Brooklyn is still in the conversation.

817
00:55:45,460 --> 00:55:46,460
Okay.

818
00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:47,460
Brooklyn's on the top.

819
00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:48,460
The Hornets.

820
00:55:48,460 --> 00:55:49,460
And we're in there.

821
00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:52,460
And we're in there.

822
00:55:52,460 --> 00:55:54,460
But we're also young so that literally-

823
00:55:54,460 --> 00:55:55,460
Stop.

824
00:55:55,460 --> 00:55:56,460
Stop.

825
00:55:56,460 --> 00:55:57,460
Stop.

826
00:55:57,460 --> 00:55:58,460
You can be young and still not have the success of working here.

827
00:55:58,460 --> 00:55:59,460
A 20 year-old grandchild.

828
00:55:59,460 --> 00:56:05,460
Bro, in 2015, like I said, we had Alexis Agenza as our starting center.

829
00:56:05,460 --> 00:56:06,460
Okay.

830
00:56:06,460 --> 00:56:07,460
And Omar Asik.

831
00:56:07,460 --> 00:56:10,460
Let me make this point real quick.

832
00:56:10,460 --> 00:56:17,460
If I'm a 20 year old versus a 50 year old person, okay, I have less success.

833
00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:19,460
Yes, because I've been alive last year.

834
00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:25,460
And that 50 year old person who makes money and is rich and is successful.

835
00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:28,460
But I'm still not successful.

836
00:56:28,460 --> 00:56:31,460
And I can't just say, oh, I'm young.

837
00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:32,460
It doesn't count.

838
00:56:32,460 --> 00:56:34,460
I know it counts still.

839
00:56:34,460 --> 00:56:36,460
But yes, I'm younger.

840
00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:38,460
It still counts though.

841
00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:39,460
I have less money.

842
00:56:39,460 --> 00:56:43,460
I'm less successful as a person than that 50 year old.

843
00:56:43,460 --> 00:56:45,460
That exact same thing applies to these teams.

844
00:56:45,460 --> 00:56:46,460
Okay.

845
00:56:46,460 --> 00:56:49,460
A 50 year old franchise who has championships.

846
00:56:49,460 --> 00:56:50,460
Yeah, they're successful.

847
00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:54,460
This 20 year old Pelican franchise, they're not successful.

848
00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:56,460
Yeah, they're younger.

849
00:56:56,460 --> 00:56:58,460
But you're also still not successful.

850
00:56:58,460 --> 00:57:01,460
That can be a reason why, right?

851
00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:05,460
And that's the reason you're making, why they're not successful.

852
00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:08,460
But you still just can't say, oh, well, it's invalid.

853
00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:09,460
No, it's still valid.

854
00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:12,460
You're not a successful franchise.

855
00:57:12,460 --> 00:57:16,460
You just are trying to find every little thing to shit on the Pelicans.

856
00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:19,460
Every little thing.

857
00:57:19,460 --> 00:57:22,460
But okay, you know what we're going to do?

858
00:57:22,460 --> 00:57:23,460
No, no.

859
00:57:23,460 --> 00:57:25,460
Do you want me to actually shit on the Pelicans?

860
00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:28,460
The Pelicans have a trash ass arena.

861
00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:30,460
Yeah, I can admit that, yeah.

862
00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:31,460
You agree with that?

863
00:57:31,460 --> 00:57:32,460
Thank you.

864
00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:34,460
I do believe that we need to be fucking rid of these more.

865
00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:37,460
Yes, the arena is trash.

866
00:57:37,460 --> 00:57:38,460
You can say that again.

867
00:57:38,460 --> 00:57:39,460
The fans are trash.

868
00:57:39,460 --> 00:57:43,460
New Orleans is not a basketball city at all.

869
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:47,460
The game against the Kings, there was lots of NPCs.

870
00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:49,460
Lots of NPCs.

871
00:57:49,460 --> 00:57:50,460
I was there at the game.

872
00:57:50,460 --> 00:57:53,460
I bet if we go to a Miami Heat game,

873
00:57:53,460 --> 00:57:55,460
later, I swear, and I see one NPC,

874
00:57:55,460 --> 00:57:58,460
because the whole stadium could be filled up.

875
00:57:58,460 --> 00:57:59,460
This is you.

876
00:57:59,460 --> 00:58:01,460
The whole stadium could be filled up,

877
00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:06,460
and you just see one NPC, just the one.

878
00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:09,460
Your eyes are going to be like, oh man, look.

879
00:58:09,460 --> 00:58:11,460
New Orleans is not a basketball city.

880
00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:13,460
That one person could show up.

881
00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:15,460
That's literally you.

882
00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:17,460
There was more than one NPC,

883
00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:21,460
but if we want to go to Miami Heat game, please take me.

884
00:58:21,460 --> 00:58:22,460
Please, let's go.

885
00:58:22,460 --> 00:58:24,460
I would love to go to a Heat game in Miami.

886
00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:26,460
Let's go, please, any day.

887
00:58:26,460 --> 00:58:27,460
Let's go.

888
00:58:27,460 --> 00:58:28,460
Let's go.

889
00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:29,460
We're going to play in the trip,

890
00:58:29,460 --> 00:58:31,460
and we're going to film a fight again while we're in Miami.

891
00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:34,460
Yes, please, let's do it.

892
00:58:34,460 --> 00:58:37,460
All right, so we're going to do,

893
00:58:37,460 --> 00:58:39,460
we're just going to do,

894
00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:42,460
why are we looking on time on the podcast?

895
00:58:42,460 --> 00:58:44,460
We're almost an hour now.

896
00:58:44,460 --> 00:58:45,460
We're like wasting a lot of time.

897
00:58:45,460 --> 00:58:46,460
Okay, okay, we need to fucking-

898
00:58:46,460 --> 00:58:48,460
Hold up, all right, let's do NFL.

899
00:58:48,460 --> 00:58:50,460
Yeah, we're definitely going to do NFL.

900
00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:52,460
So who are you thinking of in NFL?

901
00:58:52,460 --> 00:58:57,460
NFL, the worst teams of all time, Texans.

902
00:58:57,460 --> 00:58:58,460
Okay.

903
00:58:58,460 --> 00:59:00,460
Texans, that's my pick.

904
00:59:00,460 --> 00:59:02,460
Just the Texans?

905
00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:05,460
Well, okay, that's my pick, but what is it about time?

906
00:59:05,460 --> 00:59:07,460
If I want to do other teams, I need Texans.

907
00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:13,460
I'll do probably Jaguars, Browns.

908
00:59:13,460 --> 00:59:16,460
Texans, Jaguars, Browns.

909
00:59:16,460 --> 00:59:18,460
I'm saying the Browns.

910
00:59:18,460 --> 00:59:20,460
They're so, they had some,

911
00:59:20,460 --> 00:59:24,460
at least the Texans got it a little bit further, in my opinion.

912
00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:25,460
No, I'm not going to Browns.

913
00:59:25,460 --> 00:59:28,460
I'm going to go Texans and Jaguars.

914
00:59:28,460 --> 00:59:29,460
I'm going Browns.

915
00:59:29,460 --> 00:59:32,460
Browns have won championships.

916
00:59:32,460 --> 00:59:35,460
It was a long time ago, but they won the championship.

917
00:59:35,460 --> 00:59:39,460
Lennon, I fucking swear I'm going to kill you back in this podcast.

918
00:59:39,460 --> 00:59:40,460
Dude.

919
00:59:40,460 --> 00:59:43,460
Bro, next episode, guys, you're just going to be hearing me talk.

920
00:59:43,460 --> 00:59:46,460
Lennon's going to be dead, so.

921
00:59:46,460 --> 00:59:48,460
He's going to be in his little-

922
00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:50,460
Well, if you kill your brother in jail, so.

923
00:59:50,460 --> 00:59:53,460
You're not going to hear a podcast if you're in jail.

924
00:59:53,460 --> 00:59:56,460
I'm going to be filming a podcast in jail, doing a little drumming,

925
00:59:56,460 --> 01:00:00,460
my little fucked little bars, just dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee.

926
01:00:00,460 --> 01:00:02,460
Bitch, how are you going to do a podcast?

927
01:00:02,460 --> 01:00:04,460
I supplied the laptop for the podcast.

928
01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:06,460
Hey, Lennon, how are you going to do a podcast?

929
01:00:06,460 --> 01:00:07,460
Go ahead.

930
01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:09,460
Hey, I've got a garage, man.

931
01:00:09,460 --> 01:00:13,460
Not only that, the Kodak and 6ix9ine can make music inside of jail.

932
01:00:13,460 --> 01:00:16,460
I'm pretty sure I can make a podcast inside of jail.

933
01:00:16,460 --> 01:00:17,460
I would like to.

934
01:00:17,460 --> 01:00:18,460
You know what?

935
01:00:18,460 --> 01:00:20,460
I'm not going to listen to your podcast.

936
01:00:20,460 --> 01:00:22,460
I would not listen to it.

937
01:00:22,460 --> 01:00:24,460
My podcast would be amazing.

938
01:00:24,460 --> 01:00:32,460
Okay, so I do say Browns because just the amount of shit they have gone through.

939
01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:35,460
I mean, I feel bad for the Vans, but.

940
01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:39,460
They've won championships.

941
01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:46,460
You cannot put a team who's won championships in the same category as teams who have not won championships.

942
01:00:46,460 --> 01:00:49,460
Clayton, I'm going to kill you.

943
01:00:49,460 --> 01:00:54,460
My pick is the Texans for the worst branches of all time because they've never been to the Super Bowl.

944
01:00:54,460 --> 01:00:57,460
They've never been to a conference championship game.

945
01:00:57,460 --> 01:01:01,460
Every other team has at least been to a conference championship game.

946
01:01:01,460 --> 01:01:03,460
I thought they had been to a conference championship game.

947
01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:05,460
The Texans have not.

948
01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:10,460
I thought you were.

949
01:01:10,460 --> 01:01:11,460
What?

950
01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:13,460
What?

951
01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:17,460
Oh.

952
01:01:17,460 --> 01:01:19,460
I don't know.

953
01:01:19,460 --> 01:01:23,460
But I'm going to say Browns because.

954
01:01:23,460 --> 01:01:25,460
You know what?

955
01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:31,460
I'm not even going to argue that because I know this month will be like, but they will be.

956
01:01:31,460 --> 01:01:34,460
Okay, I want to hear your point.

957
01:01:34,460 --> 01:01:39,460
When you have 16 or more seasons.

958
01:01:39,460 --> 01:01:40,460
Of like.

959
01:01:40,460 --> 01:01:44,460
Not making the playoffs and like oh and 16.

960
01:01:44,460 --> 01:01:46,460
Like losses.

961
01:01:46,460 --> 01:01:49,460
That's just how you know you're bad.

962
01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:51,460
The team is okay.

963
01:01:51,460 --> 01:01:52,460
I.

964
01:01:52,460 --> 01:01:55,460
We look at the Miami Dolphins right now.

965
01:01:55,460 --> 01:01:56,460
Of course.

966
01:01:56,460 --> 01:01:57,460
Dan Marino.

967
01:01:57,460 --> 01:02:00,460
Dan Marino is going to win me my chip.

968
01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:03,460
But we looking at today's era because you know we said this.

969
01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:05,460
I don't know what.

970
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:08,460
How we got to distinguish the old era and the new era.

971
01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:09,460
Yeah.

972
01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:10,460
And the new era.

973
01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:13,460
In my opinion.

974
01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:19,460
Cleveland's up because of the consecutive amount of shit they have lost.

975
01:02:19,460 --> 01:02:20,460
I agree with you.

976
01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:22,460
Okay, I'm going to agree with you.

977
01:02:22,460 --> 01:02:24,460
Oh, and the current era.

978
01:02:24,460 --> 01:02:26,460
Cleveland is one of the worst.

979
01:02:26,460 --> 01:02:29,460
But we're talking about all time.

980
01:02:29,460 --> 01:02:33,460
We can break things between current era and all time.

981
01:02:33,460 --> 01:02:34,460
If you want to.

982
01:02:34,460 --> 01:02:35,460
We can break it our birthdays.

983
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:42,460
But we're saying all time right now.

984
01:02:42,460 --> 01:02:43,460
What?

985
01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:46,460
Why are you looking at me like that?

986
01:02:46,460 --> 01:02:50,460
That's all.

987
01:02:50,460 --> 01:02:51,460
I do like the Texas.

988
01:02:51,460 --> 01:02:52,460
But I'm also fucking.

989
01:02:52,460 --> 01:02:54,460
Also being looking kind of biased.

990
01:02:54,460 --> 01:02:55,460
But.

991
01:02:55,460 --> 01:02:58,460
I really do like the Texas.

992
01:02:58,460 --> 01:03:02,460
So they're not the worst team?

993
01:03:02,460 --> 01:03:03,460
I thought that they were going to get.

994
01:03:03,460 --> 01:03:06,460
Are they one of the worst teams, please?

995
01:03:06,460 --> 01:03:07,460
I think they are.

996
01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:08,460
I think they are one of the worst.

997
01:03:08,460 --> 01:03:12,460
Unless the season proved me wrong.

998
01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:13,460
Until they make the Super Bowl.

999
01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:15,460
Until they make conference finals.

1000
01:03:15,460 --> 01:03:17,460
I'm not going to put them out there.

1001
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:20,460
I thought they went to that one with Patrick.

1002
01:03:20,460 --> 01:03:21,460
When they faced Patrick.

1003
01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:22,460
That was the second round.

1004
01:03:22,460 --> 01:03:23,460
That was the second round.

1005
01:03:23,460 --> 01:03:25,460
That was the conference finals.

1006
01:03:25,460 --> 01:03:27,460
Or the conference tickets.

1007
01:03:27,460 --> 01:03:28,460
Uh huh.

1008
01:03:28,460 --> 01:03:31,460
Yeah.

1009
01:03:31,460 --> 01:03:32,460
Well, either way.

1010
01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:36,460
Yeah, I do get that.

1011
01:03:36,460 --> 01:03:38,460
And then MLB.

1012
01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:40,460
Like I said, I don't know shit.

1013
01:03:40,460 --> 01:03:42,460
I told myself I'd be doing research on this.

1014
01:03:42,460 --> 01:03:45,460
But then literally I've been so busy doing shit.

1015
01:03:45,460 --> 01:03:46,460
Where I haven't had the time.

1016
01:03:46,460 --> 01:03:48,460
You got to educate yourself my friend.

1017
01:03:48,460 --> 01:03:51,460
Get your mind in spiritual soul.

1018
01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:52,460
Right.

1019
01:03:52,460 --> 01:03:54,460
Be one with the universe.

1020
01:03:54,460 --> 01:03:56,460
This is why I couldn't get my production project.

1021
01:03:56,460 --> 01:03:57,460
So.

1022
01:03:57,460 --> 01:03:58,460
All right.

1023
01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:01,460
Well, I'll do my pick for the worst baseball team of all time.

1024
01:04:01,460 --> 01:04:03,460
My pick is probably the Rockies.

1025
01:04:03,460 --> 01:04:04,460
I like Denver.

1026
01:04:04,460 --> 01:04:05,460
I love the city of Denver.

1027
01:04:05,460 --> 01:04:06,460
I like their stadium.

1028
01:04:06,460 --> 01:04:08,460
I'm afraid of the Rockies.

1029
01:04:08,460 --> 01:04:11,460
But they haven't done anything in their history.

1030
01:04:11,460 --> 01:04:13,460
That's why I say the worst team.

1031
01:04:13,460 --> 01:04:14,460
And baseball.

1032
01:04:14,460 --> 01:04:17,460
And you can't argue because you said it yourself.

1033
01:04:17,460 --> 01:04:18,460
You don't know anything.

1034
01:04:18,460 --> 01:04:20,460
Yeah, I don't think you can say anything.

1035
01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:23,460
So I'm guessing that's my pick too.

1036
01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:24,460
The Rockies.

1037
01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:26,460
All right.

1038
01:04:26,460 --> 01:04:27,460
So now.

1039
01:04:27,460 --> 01:04:29,460
So before we do anything.

1040
01:04:29,460 --> 01:04:31,460
What are we doing about our drag party?

1041
01:04:31,460 --> 01:04:35,460
Good light.

1042
01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:36,460
Are we going to do it here?

1043
01:04:36,460 --> 01:04:37,460
Yeah.

1044
01:04:37,460 --> 01:04:39,460
And I just invite people.

1045
01:04:39,460 --> 01:04:40,460
We have a big party.

1046
01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:41,460
The food and shit.

1047
01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:43,460
Let's discuss the apple of the pot.

1048
01:04:43,460 --> 01:04:44,460
But I'm going to go.

1049
01:04:44,460 --> 01:04:46,460
What's hot about.

1050
01:04:46,460 --> 01:04:51,460
I mean, we're going to do a trash day episode of the pot.

1051
01:04:51,460 --> 01:04:55,460
And we're going to try to do it live on YouTube or maybe Twitch.

1052
01:04:55,460 --> 01:04:57,460
I have the live reaction.

1053
01:04:57,460 --> 01:05:01,460
Maybe the first hour or so, like the first round.

1054
01:05:01,460 --> 01:05:03,460
Yeah, we probably do the first round.

1055
01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:04,460
We don't really care.

1056
01:05:04,460 --> 01:05:05,460
Yeah.

1057
01:05:05,460 --> 01:05:09,460
I mean, but we could, like, I guess go live for the first hour or so.

1058
01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:10,460
The draft.

1059
01:05:10,460 --> 01:05:17,460
And then we'll go live for the draft and then record also the audio for the pot.

1060
01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:18,460
But it's our.

1061
01:05:18,460 --> 01:05:21,460
Because I was thinking, like, you know, us doing a drag party, we can have people

1062
01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:24,460
warm the podcast while we're doing it at the same time.

1063
01:05:24,460 --> 01:05:27,460
Get other people's takes about football, basketball, whatever.

1064
01:05:27,460 --> 01:05:30,460
Because other people also have spicy takes.

1065
01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:32,460
Not just Evan and Lincoln.

1066
01:05:32,460 --> 01:05:33,460
That's right.

1067
01:05:33,460 --> 01:05:35,460
You were absolutely right.

1068
01:05:35,460 --> 01:05:38,460
But my friend Evan has a lot of spicy hot takes.

1069
01:05:38,460 --> 01:05:40,460
And that's one of my takes of the best.

1070
01:05:40,460 --> 01:05:41,460
But anyways.

1071
01:05:41,460 --> 01:05:42,460
Best.

1072
01:05:42,460 --> 01:05:43,460
Wrong.

1073
01:05:43,460 --> 01:05:44,460
Best.

1074
01:05:44,460 --> 01:05:45,460
Wrong.

1075
01:05:45,460 --> 01:05:46,460
Right.

1076
01:05:46,460 --> 01:05:47,460
Anyways.

1077
01:05:47,460 --> 01:05:48,460
Then.

1078
01:05:48,460 --> 01:05:49,460
OK.

1079
01:05:49,460 --> 01:05:50,460
So don't forget.

1080
01:05:50,460 --> 01:05:52,460
Draft party Thursday.

1081
01:05:52,460 --> 01:05:54,460
Thursday.

1082
01:05:54,460 --> 01:05:55,460
April.

1083
01:05:55,460 --> 01:05:56,460
Forty fifth.

1084
01:05:56,460 --> 01:05:57,460
Forty fifth.

1085
01:05:57,460 --> 01:06:00,460
There's not even 45 days in a week.

1086
01:06:00,460 --> 01:06:01,460
All right.

1087
01:06:01,460 --> 01:06:02,460
So then.

1088
01:06:02,460 --> 01:06:10,460
After that, I'm going to talk about like, you know, Evan's little personal segment again.

1089
01:06:10,460 --> 01:06:12,460
You know, the combat sports.

1090
01:06:12,460 --> 01:06:14,460
We go crazy.

1091
01:06:14,460 --> 01:06:16,460
The Devon Haney and Ryan Garcia fight.

1092
01:06:16,460 --> 01:06:17,460
I'm not going to lie to you.

1093
01:06:17,460 --> 01:06:20,460
I thought Devon Haney was going to dog walk Ryan Garcia.

1094
01:06:20,460 --> 01:06:23,460
But apparently Ryan Garcia proved me wrong.

1095
01:06:23,460 --> 01:06:25,460
I was not expecting that whatsoever.

1096
01:06:25,460 --> 01:06:28,460
But hey.

1097
01:06:28,460 --> 01:06:31,460
I mean, then the guy fought with that left hook.

1098
01:06:31,460 --> 01:06:35,460
You know, he guess he got a game plan better.

1099
01:06:35,460 --> 01:06:38,460
But that's what I got to say.

1100
01:06:38,460 --> 01:06:39,460
But OK.

1101
01:06:39,460 --> 01:06:44,460
So now we're going into our last two topics.

1102
01:06:44,460 --> 01:06:46,460
Which one do you want to do first?

1103
01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:49,460
Do you want to do the best fast move chains?

1104
01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:55,460
Or do you want to do what's the best spot to eat after going to the bar?

1105
01:06:55,460 --> 01:06:59,460
Let's get the best routine last because we're going to fight about that.

1106
01:06:59,460 --> 01:07:00,460
OK.

1107
01:07:00,460 --> 01:07:04,460
The best late night place to go is Waffle House.

1108
01:07:04,460 --> 01:07:06,460
Oh, Waffle House is legit.

1109
01:07:06,460 --> 01:07:09,460
It is like Waffle House at 2 a.m. hits different.

1110
01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:11,460
Not really.

1111
01:07:11,460 --> 01:07:12,460
None of that.

1112
01:07:12,460 --> 01:07:18,460
If you got a bunch of friends and they're not like that, depending on where you're at too, you get to watch some fight free fights.

1113
01:07:18,460 --> 01:07:22,460
At the Waffle House and you get a nice ass little waffle.

1114
01:07:22,460 --> 01:07:24,460
That sounds like a little bit.

1115
01:07:24,460 --> 01:07:26,460
It's not expensive.

1116
01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:28,460
I mean, it's really good value for money.

1117
01:07:28,460 --> 01:07:31,460
It's like $12 for an all star breakfast.

1118
01:07:31,460 --> 01:07:32,460
That's a deal.

1119
01:07:32,460 --> 01:07:33,460
Yeah.

1120
01:07:33,460 --> 01:07:35,460
Waffle House should sponsor us.

1121
01:07:35,460 --> 01:07:36,460
I'll be down for that.

1122
01:07:36,460 --> 01:07:38,460
That would be good.

1123
01:07:38,460 --> 01:07:40,460
But Waffle House good value free money.

1124
01:07:40,460 --> 01:07:43,460
QA and Waffle House hits different.

1125
01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:46,460
If you're not in the southeast, then you can't go to Waffle House.

1126
01:07:46,460 --> 01:07:48,460
I feel sorry for you.

1127
01:07:48,460 --> 01:07:49,460
I'm sorry.

1128
01:07:49,460 --> 01:07:50,460
I wish you could come here.

1129
01:07:50,460 --> 01:07:51,460
You can't.

1130
01:07:51,460 --> 01:07:53,460
You live in a terrible place.

1131
01:07:53,460 --> 01:07:55,460
Why they don't have Waffle Houses?

1132
01:07:55,460 --> 01:07:57,460
They don't have that madly good Waffle House.

1133
01:07:57,460 --> 01:07:59,460
Yeah, they do.

1134
01:07:59,460 --> 01:08:01,460
IHOP is alright.

1135
01:08:01,460 --> 01:08:02,460
It's not that bad.

1136
01:08:02,460 --> 01:08:05,460
But it's not opera.

1137
01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:08,460
Not to the level of Waffle House.

1138
01:08:08,460 --> 01:08:15,460
See, the thing with being with Waffle Houses, if I see a dirty little kitchen at Waffle House, I know the food is going to be good.

1139
01:08:15,460 --> 01:08:17,460
For some reason.

1140
01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:19,460
I don't know why.

1141
01:08:19,460 --> 01:08:20,460
I don't know how.

1142
01:08:20,460 --> 01:08:23,460
I just know the food is going to be fine.

1143
01:08:23,460 --> 01:08:24,460
What about late night canes?

1144
01:08:24,460 --> 01:08:28,460
Like at 2am go to Canes, get you some food.

1145
01:08:28,460 --> 01:08:30,460
I'm not a Canes guy.

1146
01:08:30,460 --> 01:08:31,460
No, why not?

1147
01:08:31,460 --> 01:08:32,460
It's not.

1148
01:08:32,460 --> 01:08:34,460
It's just the chicken.

1149
01:08:34,460 --> 01:08:35,460
You don't like the chicken?

1150
01:08:35,460 --> 01:08:37,460
The chicken just tastes bland.

1151
01:08:37,460 --> 01:08:38,460
It's like...

1152
01:08:38,460 --> 01:08:39,460
There's a point in the sauce though.

1153
01:08:39,460 --> 01:08:42,460
They dip it in and then dip the chicken in the sauce.

1154
01:08:42,460 --> 01:08:45,460
But see, I can't do that Cane sauce.

1155
01:08:45,460 --> 01:08:46,460
That's the thing with me.

1156
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:50,460
I was never a big fan of Cane.

1157
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:53,460
I'll give you my go-to Canes order.

1158
01:08:53,460 --> 01:09:03,460
The three-piece chicken box with extra crispy fries, extra crispy chicken, honey mustard and Seda Cane sauce.

1159
01:09:03,460 --> 01:09:05,460
Because I'm not a fan of Cane sauce either.

1160
01:09:05,460 --> 01:09:06,460
I like their honey mustard.

1161
01:09:06,460 --> 01:09:10,460
And the Texas toast with butter on both sides.

1162
01:09:10,460 --> 01:09:12,460
It's good.

1163
01:09:12,460 --> 01:09:14,460
Y'all can go order that.

1164
01:09:14,460 --> 01:09:16,460
I'm definitely not.

1165
01:09:16,460 --> 01:09:19,460
Evan over here likes the worst food.

1166
01:09:19,460 --> 01:09:24,460
He's not a food connoisseur like me.

1167
01:09:24,460 --> 01:09:26,460
Big brain laden over here.

1168
01:09:26,460 --> 01:09:29,460
What was the best restaurant you ever went to?

1169
01:09:29,460 --> 01:09:30,460
The best?

1170
01:09:30,460 --> 01:09:31,460
What were we going to have?

1171
01:09:31,460 --> 01:09:32,460
The fast food restaurant?

1172
01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:33,460
Or just any restaurant?

1173
01:09:33,460 --> 01:09:34,460
Any restaurant in general?

1174
01:09:34,460 --> 01:09:35,460
Any restaurant in general.

1175
01:09:35,460 --> 01:09:36,460
That's a hard one.

1176
01:09:36,460 --> 01:09:38,460
I've been to a lot of good restaurants.

1177
01:09:38,460 --> 01:09:39,460
Yeah, I have too.

1178
01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:42,460
What are you trying to say?

1179
01:09:42,460 --> 01:09:44,460
So what's the restaurant?

1180
01:09:44,460 --> 01:09:47,460
I don't have to actually just name one.

1181
01:09:47,460 --> 01:09:49,460
I've been to a lot of good restaurants.

1182
01:09:49,460 --> 01:09:52,460
Bro, you're looking at me right now.

1183
01:09:52,460 --> 01:09:54,460
So you haven't gone to any fine dining?

1184
01:09:54,460 --> 01:09:56,460
I...okay, look.

1185
01:09:56,460 --> 01:09:59,460
Bro, bitch, stop.

1186
01:09:59,460 --> 01:10:02,460
Okay, I've been to a lot of good restaurants.

1187
01:10:02,460 --> 01:10:04,460
Do you want me to actually name good restaurants I've been to?

1188
01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:05,460
Yes.

1189
01:10:05,460 --> 01:10:09,460
I've been to this restaurant in San Antonio that was really good.

1190
01:10:09,460 --> 01:10:12,460
It's on the top of the America's Tower.

1191
01:10:12,460 --> 01:10:14,460
And it actually spins.

1192
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:17,460
The restaurant spins and it gives you views of the whole city.

1193
01:10:17,460 --> 01:10:18,460
It's pretty cool.

1194
01:10:18,460 --> 01:10:20,460
And they have really good food.

1195
01:10:20,460 --> 01:10:21,460
Really good lamb chop.

1196
01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:23,460
I had a lamb chop there.

1197
01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:25,460
It had some really good corn bisque.

1198
01:10:25,460 --> 01:10:27,460
Get you some corn bisque.

1199
01:10:27,460 --> 01:10:32,460
So I'm already going to beat everyone or beat you with this.

1200
01:10:32,460 --> 01:10:36,460
Whenever I was in Vegas, I went to Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen.

1201
01:10:36,460 --> 01:10:39,460
And it was literally the best food of my life.

1202
01:10:39,460 --> 01:10:42,460
So therefore, I'm the food connoisseur.

1203
01:10:42,460 --> 01:10:44,460
What did you get?

1204
01:10:44,460 --> 01:10:45,460
Might I ask?

1205
01:10:45,460 --> 01:10:46,460
It was a three-course meal.

1206
01:10:46,460 --> 01:10:48,460
Might I ask, what did you get?

1207
01:10:48,460 --> 01:10:50,460
It was a three-course meal.

1208
01:10:50,460 --> 01:10:51,460
First we got a salad.

1209
01:10:51,460 --> 01:10:53,460
Salad?

1210
01:10:53,460 --> 01:10:55,460
Then we got a beef Wellington.

1211
01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:56,460
Beef Wellington?

1212
01:10:56,460 --> 01:10:58,460
Yeah.

1213
01:10:58,460 --> 01:11:00,460
And then we had some type of dessert.

1214
01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:02,460
Some type of dessert?

1215
01:11:02,460 --> 01:11:03,460
What was it ever?

1216
01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:04,460
I forgot.

1217
01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:06,460
You forgot.

1218
01:11:06,460 --> 01:11:09,460
Oh my gosh, you forgot, ladies and gentlemen.

1219
01:11:09,460 --> 01:11:10,460
He forgot.

1220
01:11:10,460 --> 01:11:12,460
He forgot.

1221
01:11:12,460 --> 01:11:14,460
Your points of value, you forgot.

1222
01:11:14,460 --> 01:11:15,460
You forgot.

1223
01:11:15,460 --> 01:11:17,460
I can show you the picture of the beef Wellington.

1224
01:11:17,460 --> 01:11:18,460
Beef Wellington?

1225
01:11:18,460 --> 01:11:19,460
Oh my gosh.

1226
01:11:19,460 --> 01:11:20,460
Oh my gosh.

1227
01:11:20,460 --> 01:11:21,460
Beef Wellington?

1228
01:11:21,460 --> 01:11:22,460
No way.

1229
01:11:22,460 --> 01:11:23,460
Idiot.

1230
01:11:23,460 --> 01:11:24,460
Hot take?

1231
01:11:24,460 --> 01:11:26,460
I don't like steak.

1232
01:11:26,460 --> 01:11:27,460
What?

1233
01:11:27,460 --> 01:11:28,460
Hot take.

1234
01:11:28,460 --> 01:11:29,460
Spicy steak.

1235
01:11:29,460 --> 01:11:30,460
What?

1236
01:11:30,460 --> 01:11:31,460
Extra spicy pot, extra spicy takes.

1237
01:11:31,460 --> 01:11:32,460
I don't like steak.

1238
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:33,460
What the fuck is wrong with you?

1239
01:11:33,460 --> 01:11:34,460
What?

1240
01:11:34,460 --> 01:11:35,460
Whatever.

1241
01:11:35,460 --> 01:11:36,460
Come at me.

1242
01:11:36,460 --> 01:11:37,460
Bro.

1243
01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:38,460
Come at me.

1244
01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:39,460
Go ahead.

1245
01:11:39,460 --> 01:11:40,460
You are the one person that I know that does not like steak.

1246
01:11:40,460 --> 01:11:41,460
And isn't beef Wellington beef?

1247
01:11:41,460 --> 01:11:42,460
Because it's literally in the fucking name.

1248
01:11:42,460 --> 01:11:43,460
Beef Wellington?

1249
01:11:43,460 --> 01:11:44,460
Isn't that a cut of steak, right?

1250
01:11:44,460 --> 01:11:45,460
I don't know, but it's on my...

1251
01:11:45,460 --> 01:11:46,460
You don't know.

1252
01:11:46,460 --> 01:11:47,460
Bro.

1253
01:11:47,460 --> 01:11:48,460
I don't know.

1254
01:11:48,460 --> 01:11:49,460
I don't know.

1255
01:11:49,460 --> 01:11:50,460
I don't know.

1256
01:11:50,460 --> 01:11:51,460
I don't know.

1257
01:11:51,460 --> 01:11:52,460
I don't know.

1258
01:11:52,460 --> 01:11:53,460
I don't know.

1259
01:11:53,460 --> 01:11:54,460
I don't know.

1260
01:11:54,460 --> 01:11:55,460
I don't know.

1261
01:11:55,460 --> 01:11:56,460
I don't know.

1262
01:11:56,460 --> 01:11:57,460
I don't know.

1263
01:11:57,460 --> 01:11:58,460
I don't know.

1264
01:11:58,460 --> 01:11:59,460
I don't know.

1265
01:11:59,460 --> 01:12:00,640
I don't know.

1266
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:00,980
I don't know.

1267
01:12:00,980 --> 01:12:02,100
I don't know.

1268
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:03,100
Bro.

1269
01:12:03,100 --> 01:12:04,100
I gotta be fully...

1270
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:05,120
Okay, what is it?

1271
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:05,960
Uh, I don't know.

1272
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:06,960
Well, I mean, it's, like...

1273
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:07,960
I'm kind of drunk.

1274
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:08,460
Or I'm hungry.

1275
01:12:08,460 --> 01:12:08,980
And so, uh...

1276
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:09,680
So, give me...

1277
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:10,980
How long does it take for you to sober up?

1278
01:12:10,980 --> 01:12:17,460
Dude, it's two

1279
01:12:17,460 --> 01:12:23,560
two o'clock in the afternoon

1280
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:23,980
right here.

1281
01:12:23,980 --> 01:12:24,980
How long does it take to sober up?

1282
01:12:24,980 --> 01:12:26,620
It takes a big, big bit, actually...

1283
01:12:26,620 --> 01:12:27,620
Oh my lord.

1284
01:12:27,620 --> 01:12:28,620
I'm the rookie.

1285
01:12:28,620 --> 01:12:29,620
You're?

1286
01:12:29,620 --> 01:12:30,620
I'm the rookie.

1287
01:12:30,620 --> 01:12:31,620
Go ahead.

1288
01:12:31,620 --> 01:12:32,620
What?

1289
01:12:32,620 --> 01:12:33,620
You know what?

1290
01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:34,620
We're going to go out to a bar one day.

1291
01:12:34,620 --> 01:12:39,620
And we're going to record podcast episodes after we go to the bar.

1292
01:12:39,620 --> 01:12:40,620
That would be great.

1293
01:12:40,620 --> 01:12:41,620
So I'll hangover.

1294
01:12:41,620 --> 01:12:42,620
We need to do that.

1295
01:12:42,620 --> 01:12:43,620
I'll hangover at the bar.

1296
01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:44,620
We need to do that.

1297
01:12:44,620 --> 01:12:45,620
Absolutely.

1298
01:12:45,620 --> 01:12:46,620
Absolutely.

1299
01:12:46,620 --> 01:12:49,620
And you're going to hear the best takes from me.

1300
01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:52,620
Because I'm a great drinker.

1301
01:12:52,620 --> 01:12:53,620
What's your favorite drink, Lane?

1302
01:12:53,620 --> 01:12:54,620
And let's get into it.

1303
01:12:54,620 --> 01:12:56,620
What is my favorite drink?

1304
01:12:56,620 --> 01:12:59,620
What is your favorite drink?

1305
01:12:59,620 --> 01:13:02,620
Honestly, like, I mean, what can I drink?

1306
01:13:02,620 --> 01:13:04,620
What's your go-to drink?

1307
01:13:04,620 --> 01:13:06,620
You're at a bar and you're like, let's have a drink.

1308
01:13:06,620 --> 01:13:08,620
Hey, what would you like to drink?

1309
01:13:08,620 --> 01:13:11,620
And you'd be like, I want a...

1310
01:13:11,620 --> 01:13:13,620
I mean, give me beer.

1311
01:13:13,620 --> 01:13:15,620
No, I mean, what?

1312
01:13:15,620 --> 01:13:17,620
Whatever you want.

1313
01:13:17,620 --> 01:13:22,620
All right, give me a, make a little altar.

1314
01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:23,620
Don't ever speak to me again.

1315
01:13:23,620 --> 01:13:26,620
What? OK, if we're going to a craft place,

1316
01:13:26,620 --> 01:13:28,620
I'm going to get like some craft beer.

1317
01:13:28,620 --> 01:13:31,620
How are you going to drink a watered down beer?

1318
01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:33,620
What's your go-to?

1319
01:13:33,620 --> 01:13:36,620
See, it depends on where I'm at.

1320
01:13:36,620 --> 01:13:38,620
If I want something local,

1321
01:13:38,620 --> 01:13:41,620
I'm going to give you a juice from Marley Barley.

1322
01:13:41,620 --> 01:13:45,620
Well, OK, but we're not specifically where we're going.

1323
01:13:45,620 --> 01:13:46,620
We can't just say it's local.

1324
01:13:46,620 --> 01:13:48,620
But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but.

1325
01:13:48,620 --> 01:13:50,620
Oh, my gosh. Stop.

1326
01:13:50,620 --> 01:13:54,620
If I'm going for beer, give me a Modelo of Verona.

1327
01:13:54,620 --> 01:13:56,620
Modelo of Verona, OK.

1328
01:13:56,620 --> 01:13:58,620
At least you're not saying Bud Light,

1329
01:13:58,620 --> 01:14:00,620
because Bud Light's disgusting.

1330
01:14:00,620 --> 01:14:02,620
I can't, I can't drink Bud Light.

1331
01:14:02,620 --> 01:14:05,620
Bud Light tastes like piss.

1332
01:14:05,620 --> 01:14:06,620
It's bad.

1333
01:14:06,620 --> 01:14:09,620
I don't know how you can drink Bud Light.

1334
01:14:09,620 --> 01:14:15,620
But, all right, so we are finding the topic of the day.

1335
01:14:15,620 --> 01:14:17,620
Fast food kerosene.

1336
01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:20,620
Yes, we're going to make fast food,

1337
01:14:20,620 --> 01:14:23,620
because Evan here has terrible opinions about fast food.

1338
01:14:23,620 --> 01:14:25,620
All right.

1339
01:14:25,620 --> 01:14:26,620
We've got both guys to see it.

1340
01:14:26,620 --> 01:14:28,620
What you putting on a pog in the thing and stuff?

1341
01:14:28,620 --> 01:14:31,620
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

1342
01:14:31,620 --> 01:14:32,620
I'm going to surprise you.

1343
01:14:32,620 --> 01:14:34,620
I'm going to make this list real quick,

1344
01:14:34,620 --> 01:14:35,620
and I just want to see your reaction.

1345
01:14:35,620 --> 01:14:37,620
Oh, we'll make separate lists then?

1346
01:14:37,620 --> 01:14:38,620
We'll make separate lists.

1347
01:14:38,620 --> 01:14:39,620
OK.

1348
01:14:39,620 --> 01:14:41,620
I'm going to hide my little thing.

1349
01:14:41,620 --> 01:14:43,620
OK. I'm going to predict your list.

1350
01:14:43,620 --> 01:14:45,620
Why don't you make your little list, OK?

1351
01:14:45,620 --> 01:14:46,620
OK.

1352
01:14:46,620 --> 01:14:48,620
Burger King asked here,

1353
01:14:48,620 --> 01:14:51,620
because he got Burger King before you filmed the podcast.

1354
01:14:51,620 --> 01:14:53,620
What do you think is the best thing known to man?

1355
01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:55,620
The best thing ever invented.

1356
01:14:55,620 --> 01:14:56,620
I don't understand.

1357
01:14:56,620 --> 01:14:57,620
I don't know.

1358
01:14:57,620 --> 01:15:00,620
Burger King, you're straight garbage.

1359
01:15:00,620 --> 01:15:01,620
Straight garbage.

1360
01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:03,620
I don't feel lucky this morning.

1361
01:15:03,620 --> 01:15:04,620
I'm lucky.

1362
01:15:04,620 --> 01:15:07,620
My dude right here doesn't know how to work an iPad over here.

1363
01:15:07,620 --> 01:15:08,620
I do know how to work.

1364
01:15:08,620 --> 01:15:10,620
He's the one that brought an iPad to the pod.

1365
01:15:10,620 --> 01:15:11,620
He doesn't know how to work.

1366
01:15:11,620 --> 01:15:12,620
Yeah, he wasn't having to.

1367
01:15:12,620 --> 01:15:13,620
Go ahead.

1368
01:15:13,620 --> 01:15:14,620
Go ahead.

1369
01:15:14,620 --> 01:15:16,620
You're supposed to tell him to use your stuff.

1370
01:15:16,620 --> 01:15:19,620
Go ahead.

1371
01:15:19,620 --> 01:15:20,620
You know what?

1372
01:15:20,620 --> 01:15:21,620
Hold on.

1373
01:15:21,620 --> 01:15:23,620
I'm going to put all the stuff that I never had in fiction.

1374
01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:26,620
You know, I haven't had a budget before.

1375
01:15:26,620 --> 01:15:27,620
All right.

1376
01:15:27,620 --> 01:15:28,620
You got to speak.

1377
01:15:28,620 --> 01:15:30,620
Speak so the listeners can hear your thoughts.

1378
01:15:30,620 --> 01:15:31,620
Come on.

1379
01:15:31,620 --> 01:15:32,620
Hold on.

1380
01:15:32,620 --> 01:15:34,620
I'm putting a bunch of shit in the F right now.

1381
01:15:34,620 --> 01:15:39,620
He is the worst technology I've ever seen.

1382
01:15:39,620 --> 01:15:40,620
Huh?

1383
01:15:40,620 --> 01:15:41,620
I'm not the worst at technology.

1384
01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:42,620
Yeah.

1385
01:15:42,620 --> 01:15:45,620
Why literally you're the editor.

1386
01:15:45,620 --> 01:15:49,620
I'm sorry, everyone, for not having the best podcast right now.

1387
01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:55,620
We've been having technical difficulties, and then it hasn't been the best podcast.

1388
01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:56,620
This might be a hard lesson.

1389
01:15:56,620 --> 01:15:57,620
I'm not going to lie.

1390
01:15:57,620 --> 01:15:58,620
This has been our work.

1391
01:15:58,620 --> 01:15:59,620
I thought this one was actually pretty good.

1392
01:15:59,620 --> 01:16:00,620
What did we talk about today?

1393
01:16:00,620 --> 01:16:09,620
I mean, again, we did spend like almost two hours and two topics of like.

1394
01:16:09,620 --> 01:16:10,620
This might be a hard lesson.

1395
01:16:10,620 --> 01:16:12,620
I thought it doesn't mean it's.

1396
01:16:12,620 --> 01:16:15,620
I mean, I'm going to listen to the podcast after we record it.

1397
01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:17,620
So I'm going to know for sure.

1398
01:16:17,620 --> 01:16:19,620
But this might be a hard lesson.

1399
01:16:19,620 --> 01:16:20,620
I apologize for that.

1400
01:16:20,620 --> 01:16:23,620
All right.

1401
01:16:23,620 --> 01:16:24,620
Go ahead.

1402
01:16:24,620 --> 01:16:25,620
Speak.

1403
01:16:25,620 --> 01:16:26,620
All right.

1404
01:16:26,620 --> 01:16:28,620
I'll tell you what I got so far.

1405
01:16:28,620 --> 01:16:34,620
As in ranking it, I barely have both angles because it's very, very.

1406
01:16:34,620 --> 01:16:38,620
We don't think of bojangles.

1407
01:16:38,620 --> 01:16:41,620
I don't think so.

1408
01:16:41,620 --> 01:16:45,620
So I put a bojangles in the F because I'm going to take it to the airport and stuff.

1409
01:16:45,620 --> 01:16:47,620
I put a canes at the D list.

1410
01:16:47,620 --> 01:16:50,620
Burger King at the D list.

1411
01:16:50,620 --> 01:16:53,620
But the best is five of us.

1412
01:16:53,620 --> 01:16:54,620
That's my parent list.

1413
01:16:54,620 --> 01:16:58,620
I need to try churches again.

1414
01:16:58,620 --> 01:16:59,620
It's been a while.

1415
01:16:59,620 --> 01:17:00,620
I never had.

1416
01:17:00,620 --> 01:17:02,620
Jack in the box.

1417
01:17:02,620 --> 01:17:03,620
I never had.

1418
01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:08,620
I never had a bunch of shit.

1419
01:17:08,620 --> 01:17:09,620
All right.

1420
01:17:09,620 --> 01:17:14,620
Well, I'm going to make my own tools and we're just going to compare the two, I guess, because you're taking forever.

1421
01:17:14,620 --> 01:17:15,620
My dude.

1422
01:17:15,620 --> 01:17:16,620
Well, I'm sorry.

1423
01:17:16,620 --> 01:17:19,620
But the fucking we probably should have done this beforehand.

1424
01:17:19,620 --> 01:17:20,620
We absolutely.

1425
01:17:20,620 --> 01:17:21,620
Yeah.

1426
01:17:21,620 --> 01:17:22,620
This is a bad podcast.

1427
01:17:22,620 --> 01:17:24,620
We're not doing too well today.

1428
01:17:24,620 --> 01:17:25,620
I apologize.

1429
01:17:25,620 --> 01:17:26,620
I apologize.

1430
01:17:26,620 --> 01:17:29,620
Yeah, we didn't set up ourself up for success.

1431
01:17:29,620 --> 01:17:32,620
So let's just talk over while we do this.

1432
01:17:32,620 --> 01:17:35,620
So first of all, Chick Flays S tier.

1433
01:17:35,620 --> 01:17:39,620
Chick Flays S tier obviously.

1434
01:17:39,620 --> 01:17:42,620
Canes is S tier.

1435
01:17:42,620 --> 01:17:44,620
Let's see.

1436
01:17:44,620 --> 01:17:48,620
What else we got here?

1437
01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:50,620
So Waffle House is S tier as well.

1438
01:17:50,620 --> 01:17:52,620
Waffle House is go to.

1439
01:17:52,620 --> 01:17:57,620
But see, some of these are actual what I consider fast food oceans and some are not.

1440
01:17:57,620 --> 01:18:00,620
I want to consider Waffle House fast food.

1441
01:18:00,620 --> 01:18:06,620
Would you like that's an actual sit down restaurant.

1442
01:18:06,620 --> 01:18:11,620
To a certain extent, because.

1443
01:18:11,620 --> 01:18:13,620
You know, because they do get it up pretty fast.

1444
01:18:13,620 --> 01:18:14,620
Yeah, I guess.

1445
01:18:14,620 --> 01:18:17,620
So I'll give it that.

1446
01:18:17,620 --> 01:18:18,620
I'll give it that.

1447
01:18:18,620 --> 01:18:19,620
All right.

1448
01:18:19,620 --> 01:18:23,620
Well, this doesn't have S tier has like the best year.

1449
01:18:23,620 --> 01:18:30,620
B tier, C tier, D tier never had here in an F tier.

1450
01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:35,620
So I mean, I guess we can just make the I've never had a lot of these restaurants.

1451
01:18:35,620 --> 01:18:37,620
I've never had Skyline Chili.

1452
01:18:37,620 --> 01:18:41,620
I've never had Mo's.

1453
01:18:41,620 --> 01:18:44,620
Let me see.

1454
01:18:44,620 --> 01:18:45,620
Denny's.

1455
01:18:45,620 --> 01:18:46,620
I've never been to Denny's.

1456
01:18:46,620 --> 01:18:47,620
Have you been to Denny's?

1457
01:18:47,620 --> 01:18:48,620
No.

1458
01:18:48,620 --> 01:18:49,620
Yeah.

1459
01:18:49,620 --> 01:18:50,620
I've never been.

1460
01:18:50,620 --> 01:18:51,620
My mental is going on going to Denny's either.

1461
01:18:51,620 --> 01:18:52,620
Why?

1462
01:18:52,620 --> 01:18:53,620
Because I've never been to Denny's or something.

1463
01:18:53,620 --> 01:18:54,620
It just don't look good.

1464
01:18:54,620 --> 01:18:55,620
Oh, I've been to Mo's before.

1465
01:18:55,620 --> 01:18:56,620
Mo's.

1466
01:18:56,620 --> 01:18:57,620
Why do they have Mo's out?

1467
01:18:57,620 --> 01:18:58,620
This was like a long time ago.

1468
01:18:58,620 --> 01:18:59,620
Whenever we were going on road trips or shit.

1469
01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:00,620
But Mo's was actually really good though.

1470
01:19:00,620 --> 01:19:01,620
Where are you going on road trips to?

1471
01:19:01,620 --> 01:19:02,620
It was a long time ago.

1472
01:19:02,620 --> 01:19:03,620
We used to go to like road trips before.

1473
01:19:03,620 --> 01:19:04,620
All right.

1474
01:19:04,620 --> 01:19:05,620
This is making really good content.

1475
01:19:05,620 --> 01:19:06,620
We got to do this later.

1476
01:19:06,620 --> 01:19:07,620
Let's just go off the cuff.

1477
01:19:07,620 --> 01:19:08,620
What do we think is the best and worst.

1478
01:19:08,620 --> 01:19:09,620
So you know what, we're going to do what we were talking about.

1479
01:19:09,620 --> 01:19:10,620
We're going to do what we were talking about.

1480
01:19:10,620 --> 01:19:11,620
We're going to do what we were talking about.

1481
01:19:11,620 --> 01:19:12,620
We're going to do what we were talking about.

1482
01:19:12,620 --> 01:19:23,620
We're going to do what we were talking about.

1483
01:19:23,620 --> 01:19:26,220
The best burgers.

1484
01:19:26,220 --> 01:19:31,620
So as in burger wise, I'm going to say mine.

1485
01:19:31,620 --> 01:19:36,620
As of right now, from about the best, I got five guys in and out.

1486
01:19:36,620 --> 01:19:39,620
I'm going to do my best.

1487
01:19:39,620 --> 01:19:40,620
Here, just look up there.

1488
01:19:40,620 --> 01:19:41,620
Oh shit.

1489
01:19:41,620 --> 01:19:42,620
The burger.

1490
01:19:42,620 --> 01:19:43,620
So for the burgers, I have.

1491
01:19:43,620 --> 01:19:48,620
I mean, we got Water Burger, we got Wendy's, we got McDonald's.

1492
01:19:48,620 --> 01:19:50,620
I do have a burger.

1493
01:19:50,620 --> 01:19:57,620
Water Burger is pretty good.

1494
01:19:57,620 --> 01:20:00,120
In and out is really good.

1495
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:03,120
I've never been in and out.

1496
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:04,120
They're only in California.

1497
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:05,120
Think of five guys but cheaper.

1498
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:06,120
All right.

1499
01:20:06,120 --> 01:20:07,120
That's how good they are.

1500
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:08,120
Oh, they're good.

1501
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:17,400
I guess I'm gonna go and in and out good five guys good white castle isn't the

1502
01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:21,760
beat you Carlos jr. you over there

1503
01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:31,400
checkers we just got one on school thought I thought it was overrated I

1504
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:35,800
mean apparently I gotta get something called the big Buford but as of now from

1505
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:44,560
what I've got last moment I'm gonna need here McDonald's I gotta put in the best

1506
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:51,400
Burger King I'm gonna put in the B Shake Shack I'm putting the best Shake Shack's

1507
01:20:51,400 --> 01:21:00,760
good and I guess Jack in the Box I've only had one.

1508
01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:07,320
Jack in the Box is good. Yeah that's better than the burgers for me.

1509
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:14,800
Alright which fast food place has the best fries? McDonald's. I don't know.

1510
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:20,920
It depends on McDonald's' data that's the thing. How were your Burger King fries my friend?

1511
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:27,560
Were they up your standard? Were they great? Okay the one? No they were not good.

1512
01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:33,600
Burger King sucks. Burger King sucks.

1513
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:38,600
That's okay after this episode like I said I'm going to jail. I'm going to jail.

1514
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:49,600
Hit the one in VR no salt at all. I just tasted straight fry. I am never spending my money on a Burger King anything.

1515
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:55,600
Evan wants to buy me a Burger King sandwich and I'll eat it. I'll make him feel good.

1516
01:21:55,600 --> 01:22:04,600
We'll do a live reaction of this. We're going to film this on the pod and we're going to have you taste test a Burger King burger.

1517
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:11,600
Okay. You know what? A blind taste test? But you're going to tell me it's from Burger King?

1518
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:18,600
I'm not going to tell you it's from Burger King. So what are you going to get? From what? From Burger King? What else?

1519
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:27,600
I can't let you know that. Okay just like two burgers one from Burger King and one from some other restaurant.

1520
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:35,600
I'm going to do three burgers. Three burgers. One from Burger King and the other two I'm not going to disclose.

1521
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:41,600
You're not going to say? Alright. No. Okay I'm down for it. I am down for it.

1522
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:48,600
I feel like if you know which one is Burger King you're going to pick against it.

1523
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:53,600
Oh yeah. That's why you can't tell me. That's why it's a blind taste test.

1524
01:22:53,600 --> 01:23:02,600
Do I have to try to guess where the burger is from? You don't have to. You're not taking a guess. I'm going to tell you burger number one, two, three.

1525
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:09,600
You can say which burgers you like. One, two, three. Yeah. I'm going to try to guess where it's from though.

1526
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:15,600
Yeah. I mean you got to get to the end of the taste test though. Try it.

1527
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:24,600
Because if I tell you oh burger number two Burger King. Yeah. So you can guess it at the very end though.

1528
01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:32,600
But we will do that. We are going to do taste test. Back to fries. Okay. We can both admit Burger King has trash fries right?

1529
01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:46,600
Trash fries. Trash-friendly fries. Okay. Thank you. McDonald's overrated fries. What? Overrated. What? You heard me.

1530
01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:55,600
Wendy's fries are rather McDonald's. What? I don't want to hear it. I do not want to hear your. What? Calm down. Calm down my friend. Calm down.

1531
01:23:55,600 --> 01:24:05,600
Kane's fries. Pretty good. Chick-fil-A fries. Pretty good. Popeyes has pretty good fries. Popeyes has pretty good fries. I need that one. Yeah.

1532
01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:17,600
I mean I never had KFC fries. I don't know about that. They are alright. Jack in the Box has good fries. They have the curly fries. They are pretty good.

1533
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:34,600
Fried Guys fries. Not that some fries. That's the best fries. Oh yeah. What else are we missing? In terms of fries? Saunas. Saunas. I'm not going to say best fries. I'm going to say Saunas.

1534
01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:47,600
Nah. I'm going to get fries in Saunas. I mean I don't know about Weather Burger fries. I don't eat there too often. I only eat there a couple times. I can't really speak on that too much. What else?

1535
01:24:47,600 --> 01:25:01,600
I don't know either. What else? Because if you practically did it, I'd call it the burger ones. Alright. Let's move on to another category. What other category we got? Subs. Let's do subs in one, two. Okay?

1536
01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:14,600
Go ahead with your trash ass ranking. I feel like you would riddle me if I put Subway number one. Yes I would. Very much. Very much so. I'll tell you why though.

1537
01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:26,600
When the fuck was the last time? Okay. Firehouse subs is a bit expensive. I'm not going to lie. It's good. It's good but it's expensive. It is expensive. You're right. It is expensive. So that's why I'm a really good Firehouse.

1538
01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:42,600
Yeah. Jersey Mike's I barely had Jersey Mike's. Jersey Mike's is good to me. It's good. Jimmy John's ain't bad. Jimmy John's is good. Jimmy John's is pretty much my go to. There's one close to me so that's my go to.

1539
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:59,600
Uglies. Uglies. Like I'm fine with Subway. Subway is my number one list. Subway is the worst Subway restaurant. I'm not saying it's complete trash but it's the lowest category of Subway restaurants.

1540
01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:19,600
See it's different when you get a sub with a burger. Not burger. Fucking. Burger. Not a burger. Fucking cookies. That's what I meant. Yeah the cookies are good. The cookies. The cookies. I'm saying over Jimmy John's and Jersey Mike's. I want to put those two over Subway.

1541
01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:34,600
I mean I'm going to. I've had Jersey Mike's engine gone for a while so I will have to do a re-evaluation of that. Have you been to Penn Station? No. Probably not. That's a Midwest chain but I've been there. They have really good stuff.

1542
01:26:34,600 --> 01:27:02,600
And they make their own fries there. That place is good. But you've never been there so you can't really get. I mean that's pretty much it as far as Subway is so we know. Next episode we're going to actually come prepared this time for this year list. Yes. And we will actually talk about it. Yes. So we're going to do a list and then we're going to talk about it next episode. So Subway is obviously after you.

1543
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:31,600
Okay. No. Hold on. I'm trying to look at all the wings spots they got. I'm not. They only got like two wings spots. Yeah. One of them I've been to the other I haven't. Wings. This place is just called Wings right here. I've never heard of this place. I've never heard of that place either. But Wings is not that bad. It's alright. Yeah. But I mean Coupe did a little better though.

1544
01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:40,600
They don't have them in this list. I mean. Okay. What did you go to spot? Like Coupe.

1545
01:27:40,600 --> 01:28:02,600
I mean in general. Like if you just had to pick one of the fast food restaurants to go to. It has to be in this list. Like where you going? Like if you're just like midday craving something quick. Craving a nice unhealthy fast food meal. Where are you going to go?

1546
01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:13,600
See for me it's between two. Or three. Between Five Guys, Popeyes or Steak and Shake.

1547
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:20,600
Yeah. Steak and Shake is good. Like. And I was sad that they closed down.

1548
01:28:20,600 --> 01:28:30,600
They closed down really? For sure yeah. There's one in that mooch. Oh. Bro you want to go to it? I do like it. Like after the pop?

1549
01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:35,600
I don't know about the pop. I'm going to go home. Aw. Loser.

1550
01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:45,600
Oh. Oh man. So wait you said Steak and Shake. Two of them. Popeyes and what?

1551
01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:52,600
Steak and Shake, Popeyes, Popeyes. Popeyes.

1552
01:28:52,600 --> 01:29:03,600
I don't really. I kind of consider Five Guys fast food but at the same time though. See I don't consider IHOP fast food at all. It is on this list.

1553
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:10,600
No I don't think I have fast food at all. Yeah it's like an actual sit down restaurant. There's no like quick service. That is legit a sit down restaurant.

1554
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:18,600
Yeah. Waffle House gets their shit out pretty fast. That's why they make the argument. Right.

1555
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:25,600
I don't know man. I don't agree with it. Maybe we can come up next podcast and have a better podcast. We will legit have a better podcast.

1556
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:33,600
We've been kind of struggling today. I apologize. I mean I'm not going to lie to you. I just kind of wing these topics on the way here.

1557
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:41,600
I mean these were fun topics though. I'm not going to lie to you. I feel like this is one of our fun episodes. This was one of our funner episodes but then again though.

1558
01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:48,600
Yeah we were way prepared. I mean we came in pretty unprepared. I apologize. I'm kind of a bad episode.

1559
01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:55,600
I mean even if we weren't prepared it was still a fun episode. I mean the only thing that we just fucked up on was the cure list. That's kind of it.

1560
01:29:55,600 --> 01:30:03,600
Everything else is dumb stuff. You know what we need to do before we officially close this podcast. We need to go and just roast each other.

1561
01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:14,600
Hey we can do the best one. Come on. Come on. You know what I'm going to come back next episode with that. Really?

1562
01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:23,600
Next episode we're going to have a roast session. We're going to have three chances to roast each other. Three chances to roast each other?

1563
01:30:23,600 --> 01:30:30,600
Three or two. Either one. Are we going to make this like a real world thing with all the fish and stuff?

1564
01:30:30,600 --> 01:30:38,600
Nah because then I feel like you're going to get me to the point where I'm going to want to fight you. That's how I feel. That's how I teach.

1565
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:49,600
Man. You always want to fight huh? Yeah. Why are you such a violent person? You need to learn peace and love and harmony.

1566
01:30:49,600 --> 01:31:00,600
My friend. If a motherfucker comes up to you and punches you in the face on the street are you going to fight him back or are you going to be like why did you do that man?

1567
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:09,600
No I'm going to be like my brother in Christ you need to learn peace and love the Jesus way. And see that is how I'll get your ass beat.

1568
01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:20,600
I can help you my friend. Let me help you. Be one with the universe. I will help you come to peace with yourself. And come to peace with the universe.

1569
01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:26,600
This is how you get your ass beat. All peace and love. All peace and love. I support peace and love too. But.

1570
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:35,600
Apparently you fucking don't. I do support. Okay motherfucker don't. Go ahead. Go ahead. You just roasted me. Oh. Ain't no peace and love. This game's too fun.

1571
01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:45,600
No no no no no no. Hold the fuck up motherfucker. I just gave you a scenario of if a motherfucker came and punched you in your face. If a motherfucker came and punched me in my face.

1572
01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:54,600
Don't we fucking fight. I don't care if I win lose or draw. I'm fucking trying to be the best. Because motherfucker punched me in my face.

1573
01:31:54,600 --> 01:32:09,600
Alright this thing. Six eight dude. Who's freaking bulked up. You really gonna fight that dude. Yeah. Really. What chance do you stand against that six eight bulked up probably three hundred pound dude.

1574
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:17,600
I'm gonna bite him but I'm gonna get my ass kicked though. You really gonna fight him. If he comes up to me and punches me first. I'm not gonna be like.

1575
01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:26,600
What if he comes up to you and shoves you. Okay. You gonna stand up for yourself and fight that dude. Yeah I'm gonna fucking stand up for myself. Don't let no one bully you.

1576
01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:47,600
But I'm sorry. I might be a pussy but I'm smart. Okay. I'm not gonna let my ass kicked out. But as a big old fucking dude. I'm gonna take my L. Okay. If the dude's about the same size as me. Maybe. You know. But I'm not gonna fight this dude who's like. Three hundred pounds six eight. Bulled up motherfucker.

1577
01:32:47,600 --> 01:33:05,600
Okay. Okay. Well hold on. The chances of that are very slim. Or dude I've seen some big dudes. Come on. I mean you do go to L.T. So like you do. But like. It's very slim. But like. You always gotta stand up for yourself. No matter what.

1578
01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:22,600
I'm sorry. Whatever. I'm smart. I'm not gonna. Okay. I'm gonna give you this. Okay. Let's just say another motherfucker just like you. We're gonna. There's a clone of you. Okay. A clone of me. Okay. I can take myself in a fight.

1579
01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:41,600
So let's just say the motherfucker was your same exact build. Looked completely different than you. But it was the same exact build. Okay. And he did. He punched you in your face. Are you fighting him? For no reason. Just out of the blue. Just out of the blue. Yes. I swear.

1580
01:33:41,600 --> 01:34:07,600
There's only one. I'm literally giving you the benefit of it all. I'm literally putting. I can say something. He's gonna like clown me so hard right now. You know what. I'm gonna be like dude why'd you do that man. Why you gotta disturb the peace like that man. You're disturbing the peace bro. What the heck man.

1581
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:17,600
Hey come on bro. Why you gotta do that man.

1582
01:34:17,600 --> 01:34:21,600
You know.

1583
01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:23,600
I have no words to say.

1584
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:38,600
I genuinely do not have a word to say. I'm literally getting this motherfucker in the range. I'm literally getting this. So let me just. Okay. You know what. I got another one. Let's just say the motherfucker was like 4 foot 5. Okay.

1585
01:34:38,600 --> 01:35:05,600
4 foot 5 midget. 4 foot 5. Pretty bulky. That doesn't end it out. He's bulky. Like how bulky. Like does he have like muscles the size of like your iPad. Yes. I'm not gonna fight that dude then. What. That dude's fucking strong. Bro. The size of your iPad. You know how big your iPad is. Bro. He's the size of your leg. For his arm to be that. He's the size of your.

1586
01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:34,600
Hold up. No. 4 foot 5 is like right here. It's not the size of my leg. What you mean. Bro. I'm 5 foot 9. You're like 5 foot. I'm 5 foot 6. Okay. 4 foot 5 is like right here. Yeah. Okay. He's the size of. He can literally reach his head. Hold up. If he's the size of my chest. His arm can't be the size of the iPad.

1587
01:35:34,600 --> 01:36:03,600
Is that physically embossed. Well it depends on his reach. I'm not gonna give him a regular size reach. I'm not gonna give him no T-Rex arms like I do. Well I can't even reach my face to punch me then. I probably can. If he's 4 foot 5 he probably can. If he gets close enough he can. It's a regular reach. It's not a long reach like I do. It's like your reach. Like you have an average reach. I got a long reach. Cause look. Yeah. You have long arms then.

1588
01:36:03,600 --> 01:36:33,600
So I'm not giving him my long arms. I'm giving him regular arms. Okay. Well if he's 4 foot 5 then he has short arms than I do. So are you fighting him? Oh my god. Do you get a lot of bar fights or something? No I do not get a lot of bar fights. Why are you talking about bar fights all the time? I don't. Why are you talking about violence all the time? Because sometimes peace is fun. We love peace and everything. We love peace. But you gotta sort some shit out through fucking violence. What do you need to sort out through violence? Go ahead. Tell me. I don't know.

1589
01:36:33,600 --> 01:37:03,600
But some stuff needs to be sorted out through violence. That's all that needs to be done sometimes. Sometimes peace cannot resolve everything, Layden. What can... What is going to... Okay scenario right. You're in a bar. What's going to result in violence? Like what would break out in a punching like you're saying? Like what would be the cause of that? Okay. One. I don't get into any bar fights. I'm smarter than that. What do you bring up these scenarios of a guy punching people? Punching me? Yeah. A brainless asshole coming up to you.

1590
01:37:03,600 --> 01:37:17,600
What's going to cause that? But the difference is though. You gotta look up to what's causing that. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt though. Dude is... No no no. Answer my question first. Are you fighting him?

1591
01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:29,600
Dude. Okay. Are you fighting him? Yes or no? I would have no reason to fight him. Why would I fight him? Motherfucker just socked you in your face. If he's four or five he's probably not going to harm me that much.

1592
01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:54,600
To where I need to fight him. No bro why you looking at me like that? I'm just speechless. I'm just kidding. If he came to you, socked you in your face, clean shot. You're more likely either going night night or you're going to fight him back.

1593
01:37:54,600 --> 01:38:12,600
If he's four or five, like little kid height, he's not going to hurt me that much. He's probably not going to knock me out. You're going to get knocked out by a little kid? No. By a kid sized man? By a midget? Or you're going to get knocked out by a midget?

1594
01:38:12,600 --> 01:38:24,600
From what you're saying, if that midget came up, you know what I like little people. Midgets actually kind of a thing. I'm sorry for all my little people out there.

1595
01:38:24,600 --> 01:38:38,600
Bro is like ableist racist this whole podcast and he says you know what I like the midgets. I feel bad. You're not maybe seen one. You're little people. I'm sorry but like that's true though.

1596
01:38:38,600 --> 01:38:48,600
The definition of a midget is someone who's under 4'11". That's the definition. Oh well then. Y'all still going to be called midgets. I'm sorry.

1597
01:38:48,600 --> 01:38:53,600
But yeah, if a midget came up to you, literally punch me in the face.

1598
01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:59,600
Because you know what? No no no no no. We're going to say 4'10". We're going to give him a little bit more height. A little bit more of 4'10".

1599
01:38:59,600 --> 01:39:09,600
Okay. I have a sister that's like 4'11". So it's about her height. Okay. So I can reach that man. I can reach that man.

1600
01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:20,600
So if he comes up to you, he works out. He works out and gets big though. Okay. He punches you in the face. But like why? What's the lead up to this?

1601
01:39:20,600 --> 01:39:29,600
I gotta know the full story. I gotta know the background information. The characters, the plot. Are you fighting him or not?

1602
01:39:29,600 --> 01:39:37,600
I don't know. I need more information. I need more information. You're not giving me the context here.

1603
01:39:37,600 --> 01:39:45,600
Why are we in this fight? We're ending this podcast episode right here until Layla can give you a serious answer of...

1604
01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:52,600
You gotta come at me. Why are we fighting? Give me context. Motherfucker. He just wants to punch somebody. That's why.

1605
01:39:52,600 --> 01:40:00,600
So he's mad. He goes to the spark. He's mad. He's super mad. He just looks at all the other guys. He picks you. He picks me.

1606
01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:11,600
This scrawny little white kid. Well taller than him I guess. I'm going to fight you. And he comes up and punches a little above his head.

1607
01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:20,600
Because he's short as hell. He probably can't even reach my face Evan. He's 4'10". No he can't. What are you going to do? Reach up and like...

1608
01:40:20,600 --> 01:40:32,600
You're not that tall. Okay. Like I said. 4'10 is like right here maybe. Layla. That's their head right? Yes that's their head. Layla.

1609
01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:46,600
What? If what? I'm like a 4'10 dude. Do the little thing again. Yeah like this? Like this. That's your head? Yes that's my head right here.

1610
01:40:46,600 --> 01:41:00,600
If I'm like this okay. I can bam bam bam. Right? Or just bam bam. I'm still reaching you. You're not reaching my head. You're just reaching my chest area.

1611
01:41:00,600 --> 01:41:09,600
You clearly just did that. I'm still punching you in your gut. You said head. You just said head shot if you meant to go. You can hit it a shot.

1612
01:41:09,600 --> 01:41:22,600
You were punching me in my gut. That's not a head shot. Me and you. You're like so done with me at this point. You're damn right I'm so done.

1613
01:41:22,600 --> 01:41:32,600
You're kicking. The answer is you're kicking the little midget's ass. I'm going to come back with you with the same scenarios okay.

1614
01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:44,600
This 6'8 guy fucked up 300 pound motherfucker comes at you and punches you. You going to fucking fight him? Yeah. You're going to fucking fight him again.

1615
01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:56,600
I'm going to get my ass kicked but I have the realization that I'm going to get my ass kicked but I'm not a fat bitch though. So I'm going to try to beat his ass at least.

1616
01:41:56,600 --> 01:42:06,600
You're going to try to beat his ass. You're going to fail. You're not going to beat him. Yeah I just admitted. I just admitted.

1617
01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:18,600
I'm going to get my ass beat but I'm not a bitch so I'm going to try to fight him. You can still walk away from a fight not because you're a bitch.

1618
01:42:18,600 --> 01:42:36,600
That dude is twice your size. This whole argument can be ended if you just be like I'm a pacifist. Just say I'm a pacifist. How is that ended? Because you don't support violence. That's literally what I've been saying this whole episode. Have an argument?

1619
01:42:36,600 --> 01:42:58,600
Because you're the whole violent one talking about punching people. I can be violent and I can be non-violent but the difference is- Why are you talking about punching this whole time then? Because I've just seen what you would do in a scenario where a motherfucker comes up to you and be like and you're going to be like ow.

1620
01:42:58,600 --> 01:43:18,600
Well that sounded gay right there. I would not say that. First of all if any dude comes up to me and wants to fight I'm going to try to do something besides first instinct fight. I'm going to be like hey dude. Hey what's good? What's so good? You got home or something? Are you ok? You need mental help or something?

1621
01:43:18,600 --> 01:43:28,600
My first instinct isn't just going to be to punch the dude. I'm going to be like hold up. What are you doing here? Is your first instinct going to be to punch the dude that comes up to you?

1622
01:43:28,600 --> 01:43:31,600
Well let's see. If you throw the first fucking punch of course my first instinct is to punch.

1623
01:43:31,600 --> 01:43:45,600
If he's coming up to you, you already see him coming up. He's not going to be surprised or something. So you see him coming up. You can see his eyes are fucking pissed or something. You're going to be like hold up dude. Are you just going to let him punch you first?

1624
01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:46,600
No I'm not going to let him.

1625
01:43:46,600 --> 01:43:48,600
Ok what are you seeing then?

1626
01:43:48,600 --> 01:43:49,600
One? Ok.

1627
01:43:49,600 --> 01:43:50,600
What do you do?

1628
01:43:50,600 --> 01:44:00,600
It depends on a lot of variables in that. Do I have any friends around? Is it just between me and that dude or is it just...

1629
01:44:00,600 --> 01:44:11,600
There is a lot of variables. Let's just say you're in a board room but it's tucked away in the back and there's not really a lot of people there.

1630
01:44:11,600 --> 01:44:13,600
And I got a couple friends right? Or no I don't.

1631
01:44:13,600 --> 01:44:22,600
No you don't. You're like alone. Like a loser by yourself in the bar. Like in the back you're just chilling and listening to music I guess.

1632
01:44:22,600 --> 01:44:31,600
And he comes up to you because you see he's an easy target away from the crowd. So he's coming up to you being like strong.

1633
01:44:31,600 --> 01:44:36,600
Ok what are you going to say while he's walking? What are you going to do?

1634
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:53,600
If he comes at me and I see him swinging I'm going to fight back. There is no hey let's talk it out. If he wanted to talk it out he would have. That's how I'm looking at it.

1635
01:44:53,600 --> 01:45:00,600
So you can see in his eyes that he's pissed when he's walking up to you. So you're not going to say something like go.

1636
01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:09,600
But here's the thing though. It also depends on them too. I'll tell you why. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt of how I did it.

1637
01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:16,600
It depends on the mode of the shit. But at the same time it also depends on the people singing though.

1638
01:45:16,600 --> 01:45:24,600
Because sometimes whenever you're trying to be like hey man what are you doing? What are you doing? Then that one will still go past swinging depending on who it is.

1639
01:45:24,600 --> 01:45:29,600
Well yeah it does depend on what's in their mind at the time. What do they think at the time.

1640
01:45:29,600 --> 01:45:38,600
But I'm just saying if he's got the intention of fighting and he wants to fight me I'm going to fight back. That's just how it is.

1641
01:45:38,600 --> 01:45:44,600
Okay but first of all when he comes up to you you're going to say hey what are you doing dude? Are you going to be like that?

1642
01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:45,600
No.

1643
01:45:45,600 --> 01:45:51,600
No? You're not going to try and talk to him and say hey what's your problem man? What are you doing?

1644
01:45:51,600 --> 01:46:00,600
You're just going to watch him as he comes and swings at you?

1645
01:46:00,600 --> 01:46:03,600
So the full intention is just to purely...

1646
01:46:03,600 --> 01:46:07,600
I guess so because that's what you've been saying this whole time.

1647
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:17,600
If he's purely just coming to fight then I'm fighting. There's no hey man if he wants to fight then let's go.

1648
01:46:17,600 --> 01:46:24,600
You're not going to say anything to him until he comes at you and swings. You're not going to see him coming up and be like hey man you good?

1649
01:46:24,600 --> 01:46:30,600
What's your problem? What's your issue? You're just going to watch him come over to you and walk over to you and swing?

1650
01:46:30,600 --> 01:46:33,600
And he's going to try to swing at me and then I'm going to swing back.

1651
01:46:33,600 --> 01:46:36,600
You just got to dodge it. You just got to take him and swing.

1652
01:46:36,600 --> 01:46:38,600
I'm going to try to dodge it. I'm going to try to dodge it.

1653
01:46:38,600 --> 01:46:39,600
Alright.

1654
01:46:39,600 --> 01:46:41,600
But I'm going to try to dodge back.

1655
01:46:41,600 --> 01:46:43,600
You're going to hit his ass back.

1656
01:46:43,600 --> 01:46:51,600
Let's say you land a punch. You're going to keep fighting or you're going to be like hey man you good? Calm down.

1657
01:46:51,600 --> 01:46:53,600
I hit him hard so...

1658
01:46:53,600 --> 01:46:55,600
Uh...

1659
01:46:55,600 --> 01:46:58,600
Depends. Does he get knocked out or does he actually take the punch?

1660
01:46:58,600 --> 01:47:01,600
No, it's a big dude so he's not going to get knocked out.

1661
01:47:01,600 --> 01:47:03,600
Oh, is it still the 6'8 dude?

1662
01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:04,600
Yeah.

1663
01:47:04,600 --> 01:47:05,600
Okay.

1664
01:47:05,600 --> 01:47:07,600
Yeah. I mean come on.

1665
01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:10,600
Well, he's still scarred man. If he's taking the punch then like...

1666
01:47:10,600 --> 01:47:14,600
Okay. Let's say you land the punch and he... you know it doesn't happen obviously.

1667
01:47:14,600 --> 01:47:19,600
But you go back like hey, good. Hey dude what's your issue? You good?

1668
01:47:19,600 --> 01:47:22,600
Or you just keep punching?

1669
01:47:22,600 --> 01:47:29,600
Well, usually whenever someone land a punch on you, you try to get him back.

1670
01:47:29,600 --> 01:47:35,600
So he's going to fight me continuously until he gets me.

1671
01:47:35,600 --> 01:47:39,600
Are you going to try to get out of the situation or are you just going to fight him?

1672
01:47:39,600 --> 01:47:43,600
I'm going to fight smart. I'm not going to fight... I'm not... okay.

1673
01:47:43,600 --> 01:47:45,600
I'm not going to go with dumb to blazing, okay?

1674
01:47:45,600 --> 01:47:48,600
This is actually a fun little conversation we're having.

1675
01:47:48,600 --> 01:47:50,600
I love how we just have this in the fly.

1676
01:47:50,600 --> 01:47:57,600
Yeah. Yeah, it's great. We need to have more of these like on the fly podcast topics where we just get into stuff.

1677
01:47:57,600 --> 01:48:00,600
It seems more like natural.

1678
01:48:00,600 --> 01:48:01,600
Than the...

1679
01:48:01,600 --> 01:48:03,600
This is more natural.

1680
01:48:03,600 --> 01:48:10,600
But let's just say like yeah, I'm going to fight smart. I'm not going to...

1681
01:48:10,600 --> 01:48:13,600
I'm not going to stand in vain with the dude.

1682
01:48:13,600 --> 01:48:15,600
Motherfucking 6'8".

1683
01:48:15,600 --> 01:48:17,600
Or however many pounds he said.

1684
01:48:17,600 --> 01:48:19,600
I'm not going to try to fight...

1685
01:48:19,600 --> 01:48:21,600
6'8", 300. That's a big fucking dude.

1686
01:48:21,600 --> 01:48:24,600
Yeah, that's a big guy. So like I'm not going to let him...

1687
01:48:24,600 --> 01:48:28,600
That's like legit fucking double the size of me because I'm 150.

1688
01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:32,600
I'm not fucking fighting the dude who's double the size of me.

1689
01:48:32,600 --> 01:48:34,600
I'm like 160.

1690
01:48:34,600 --> 01:48:36,600
But I'm not going to let...

1691
01:48:36,600 --> 01:48:39,600
I'm going to fight him if he's trying to fight me.

1692
01:48:39,600 --> 01:48:41,600
But I'm not going to let him grab me though.

1693
01:48:41,600 --> 01:48:44,600
Because that would be a major thing. If he grabs me then I'm done for.

1694
01:48:44,600 --> 01:48:46,600
That's absolutely a big thing.

1695
01:48:46,600 --> 01:48:47,600
I'm like...

1696
01:48:47,600 --> 01:48:50,600
I'm going to hit him from a distance but I'm not going to...

1697
01:48:50,600 --> 01:48:56,600
Actually, wait. He's 6'8", but 300 pounds.

1698
01:48:56,600 --> 01:48:58,600
That's a big motherfucker.

1699
01:48:58,600 --> 01:49:00,600
He's about the size of Twig then.

1700
01:49:00,600 --> 01:49:02,600
What do you mean?

1701
01:49:02,600 --> 01:49:04,600
Zion's what? 260?

1702
01:49:04,600 --> 01:49:06,600
Yeah, but he's not 6'6".

1703
01:49:06,600 --> 01:49:08,600
Okay, if he's like 2...

1704
01:49:08,600 --> 01:49:10,600
But you add in 2 more inches.

1705
01:49:10,600 --> 01:49:12,600
2 inches and he's bigger.

1706
01:49:12,600 --> 01:49:14,600
Zion has a big bill.

1707
01:49:14,600 --> 01:49:16,600
But he's 260.

1708
01:49:16,600 --> 01:49:18,600
But you're practically giving him the height of like...

1709
01:49:18,600 --> 01:49:20,600
I'm giving him 2 more inches and 40 more pounds.

1710
01:49:20,600 --> 01:49:22,600
But that's still...

1711
01:49:22,600 --> 01:49:24,600
It like equals out.

1712
01:49:24,600 --> 01:49:26,600
I'm going to go to the BMI.

1713
01:49:26,600 --> 01:49:28,600
But I know my shit. I know my shit.

1714
01:49:28,600 --> 01:49:30,600
You come out here with no facts.

1715
01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:32,600
I don't know my shit.

1716
01:49:32,600 --> 01:49:34,600
Okay.

1717
01:49:34,600 --> 01:49:36,600
We're going to do BMI.

1718
01:49:36,600 --> 01:49:38,600
You've got Zion 6'6", right?

1719
01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:40,600
He's like...

1720
01:49:40,600 --> 01:49:42,600
Yeah, 6'8".

1721
01:49:42,600 --> 01:49:44,600
Yeah.

1722
01:49:44,600 --> 01:49:46,600
Hell, 6'8".

1723
01:49:46,600 --> 01:49:48,600
We're 6'9".

1724
01:49:48,600 --> 01:49:50,600
8 inches, your weight, 300 pounds.

1725
01:49:50,600 --> 01:49:52,600
Yeah.

1726
01:49:52,600 --> 01:49:54,600
What does it say?

1727
01:49:54,600 --> 01:49:56,600
So...

1728
01:49:58,600 --> 01:50:00,600
So my normal weight is...

1729
01:50:00,600 --> 01:50:02,600
33.3?

1730
01:50:02,600 --> 01:50:04,600
What are you doing?

1731
01:50:04,600 --> 01:50:06,600
So...

1732
01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:08,600
Go ahead and talk to him.

1733
01:50:08,600 --> 01:50:10,600
Okay.

1734
01:50:10,600 --> 01:50:12,600
Okay, now...

1735
01:50:12,600 --> 01:50:14,600
He's not normal weight.

1736
01:50:14,600 --> 01:50:16,600
He's BOD.

1737
01:50:16,600 --> 01:50:18,600
You realize like...

1738
01:50:18,600 --> 01:50:20,600
These people who are like big jacked up dudes,

1739
01:50:20,600 --> 01:50:22,600
they have higher BMI's.

1740
01:50:22,600 --> 01:50:24,600
That doesn't mean they're necessarily obese.

1741
01:50:24,600 --> 01:50:26,600
I mean, if they're just...

1742
01:50:26,600 --> 01:50:28,600
According to this...

1743
01:50:28,600 --> 01:50:30,600
They're saying they're obese.

1744
01:50:30,600 --> 01:50:32,600
I'm not saying that...

1745
01:50:32,600 --> 01:50:34,600
I know what the difference is, but I'm not saying...

1746
01:50:34,600 --> 01:50:36,600
That person is obese, but I'm saying like...

1747
01:50:36,600 --> 01:50:38,600
According to the little thing...

1748
01:50:38,600 --> 01:50:40,600
He's...

1749
01:50:40,600 --> 01:50:42,600
Like, I could put on 20 pounds of weight,

1750
01:50:42,600 --> 01:50:44,600
and I would be considered

1751
01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:46,600
overweight for my height.

1752
01:50:46,600 --> 01:50:48,600
But that just means

1753
01:50:48,600 --> 01:50:50,600
I'm not necessarily fat.

1754
01:50:50,600 --> 01:50:52,600
I just have muscle weight.

1755
01:50:52,600 --> 01:50:54,600
That's also because there's also work to do on height and weight.

1756
01:50:54,600 --> 01:50:56,600
That's why I...

1757
01:50:56,600 --> 01:50:58,600
But that's...

1758
01:50:58,600 --> 01:51:00,600
I'm just saying, according to this...

1759
01:51:00,600 --> 01:51:02,600
According to the imaginary figure that you have given me...

1760
01:51:02,600 --> 01:51:04,600
6'8", 300 pounds...

1761
01:51:04,600 --> 01:51:06,600
That doesn't necessarily mean he's obese.

1762
01:51:06,600 --> 01:51:08,600
Like, obesity fat.

1763
01:51:08,600 --> 01:51:10,600
He's just jacked.

1764
01:51:10,600 --> 01:51:12,600
Having muscle weight.

1765
01:51:12,600 --> 01:51:14,600
Not necessarily the weight in belly fat,

1766
01:51:14,600 --> 01:51:16,600
but the freaking muscle weight.

1767
01:51:16,600 --> 01:51:18,600
According to this, he is...

1768
01:51:18,600 --> 01:51:20,600
Because...

1769
01:51:20,600 --> 01:51:22,600
The BMI is 33.0.

1770
01:51:22,600 --> 01:51:24,600
So then according to this,

1771
01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:26,600
your underweight would be 18.5.

1772
01:51:26,600 --> 01:51:28,600
Normal weight would be 18.5 through 24.9.

1773
01:51:28,600 --> 01:51:30,600
My BMI is like 22.

1774
01:51:30,600 --> 01:51:32,600
Your overweight is

1775
01:51:32,600 --> 01:51:34,600
25 through 29.9.

1776
01:51:34,600 --> 01:51:36,600
So he barely makes it obese.

1777
01:51:36,600 --> 01:51:38,600
So...

1778
01:51:38,600 --> 01:51:40,600
That's a big motherfucker, okay?

1779
01:51:40,600 --> 01:51:42,600
I mean...

1780
01:51:42,600 --> 01:51:44,600
Disregarding what that says...

1781
01:51:44,600 --> 01:51:46,600
I mean, even with that...

1782
01:51:46,600 --> 01:51:48,600
That's still a big motherfucker.

1783
01:51:48,600 --> 01:51:50,600
Yeah.

1784
01:51:50,600 --> 01:51:52,600
But do you think I'm just gonna let this slide?

1785
01:51:52,600 --> 01:51:54,600
No.

1786
01:51:54,600 --> 01:51:56,600
No.

1787
01:51:56,600 --> 01:51:58,600
I would dodge a swing

1788
01:51:58,600 --> 01:52:00,600
and be like, bro, you good?

1789
01:52:00,600 --> 01:52:02,600
And get out of this situation.

1790
01:52:02,600 --> 01:52:04,600
Because I'm not fucking sitting in there fighting someone

1791
01:52:04,600 --> 01:52:06,600
who's double my size.

1792
01:52:06,600 --> 01:52:08,600
Yeah, but that's double your size.

1793
01:52:08,600 --> 01:52:10,600
At least I can admit, like, hey, I'm getting my ass beat.

1794
01:52:10,600 --> 01:52:12,600
But I'm talking about a dude that's literally

1795
01:52:12,600 --> 01:52:14,600
the carbon copy of you.

1796
01:52:14,600 --> 01:52:16,600
I've been hitting the facial features for a little bit.

1797
01:52:18,600 --> 01:52:20,600
He just comes...

1798
01:52:20,600 --> 01:52:22,600
Are you gonna dodge

1799
01:52:22,600 --> 01:52:24,600
and fight him back?

1800
01:52:24,600 --> 01:52:26,600
You already asked me to ask you.

1801
01:52:26,600 --> 01:52:28,600
The same question. Carbon copy of you.

1802
01:52:28,600 --> 01:52:30,600
Come up to you and wanna swing.

1803
01:52:30,600 --> 01:52:32,600
You're obviously gonna fight him, right?

1804
01:52:32,600 --> 01:52:34,600
Yes, I'm gonna fight him.

1805
01:52:34,600 --> 01:52:36,600
He's swinging at me first, I'm swinging back.

1806
01:52:36,600 --> 01:52:38,600
What do you win against

1807
01:52:38,600 --> 01:52:40,600
your carbon copy?

1808
01:52:40,600 --> 01:52:42,600
That's like such a hard question to answer.

1809
01:52:42,600 --> 01:52:44,600
So, what...

1810
01:52:44,600 --> 01:52:46,600
I mean, either way, I'm winning.

1811
01:52:46,600 --> 01:52:48,600
Because it's a carbon copy of me.

1812
01:52:48,600 --> 01:52:50,600
It's literally the same thing.

1813
01:52:50,600 --> 01:52:52,600
It's the same thing. Is it like a complete copy

1814
01:52:52,600 --> 01:52:54,600
of me or is it just what I gave you?

1815
01:52:54,600 --> 01:52:56,600
Just to change a couple facial features.

1816
01:52:56,600 --> 01:52:58,600
What you gave me.

1817
01:52:58,600 --> 01:53:00,600
What I gave you?

1818
01:53:00,600 --> 01:53:02,600
Like a copy of you.

1819
01:53:02,600 --> 01:53:04,600
I'm gonna try to be smart about it.

1820
01:53:04,600 --> 01:53:06,600
But that's fighting a good one. You gotta be smart about it.

1821
01:53:06,600 --> 01:53:08,600
Because one wrong move...

1822
01:53:08,600 --> 01:53:10,600
I throw a hook.

1823
01:53:10,600 --> 01:53:12,600
You can dodge to that side.

1824
01:53:12,600 --> 01:53:14,600
And just give me like right here.

1825
01:53:14,600 --> 01:53:16,600
Yeah, you gotta be smart fighting.

1826
01:53:16,600 --> 01:53:18,600
Like you can be the underdog in fights

1827
01:53:18,600 --> 01:53:20,600
and still win the fight. You're gonna be smaller

1828
01:53:20,600 --> 01:53:22,600
and still win the fight.

1829
01:53:22,600 --> 01:53:24,600
Because you know how to fight smartly.

1830
01:53:24,600 --> 01:53:26,600
Versus the other person, like big old fucking dude.

1831
01:53:26,600 --> 01:53:28,600
That's why...

1832
01:53:28,600 --> 01:53:30,600
He doesn't have the smartest fighting skill.

1833
01:53:30,600 --> 01:53:32,600
Whenever you were like, am I fighting the 6 foot 8 dude?

1834
01:53:32,600 --> 01:53:34,600
Yeah, I'm fighting him, but I'm not getting close to him.

1835
01:53:34,600 --> 01:53:36,600
Right.

1836
01:53:36,600 --> 01:53:38,600
Like that's...

1837
01:53:38,600 --> 01:53:40,600
That's fucking crazy.

1838
01:53:40,600 --> 01:53:42,600
Some people do have death wishes.

1839
01:53:42,600 --> 01:53:44,600
Some people just fight them.

1840
01:53:44,600 --> 01:53:46,600
But overall, I think this was a good ass topic that we talked about.

1841
01:53:46,600 --> 01:53:48,600
Maybe we redeemed the pot in the late.

1842
01:53:48,600 --> 01:53:50,600
We redeemed this episode.

1843
01:53:50,600 --> 01:53:52,600
We came back.

1844
01:53:52,600 --> 01:53:54,600
But I think that should end our episode today.

1845
01:53:54,600 --> 01:53:56,600
Don't you think?

1846
01:53:56,600 --> 01:53:58,600
Yeah, we've been doing this for almost 2 hours.

1847
01:53:58,600 --> 01:54:00,600
It's been a long time.

1848
01:54:00,600 --> 01:54:02,600
Yeah, we've been doing this for almost 2 hours.

1849
01:54:02,600 --> 01:54:04,600
Yeah, we've been doing this for almost 2 hours.

1850
01:54:04,600 --> 01:54:06,600
It's been a long time.

1851
01:54:06,600 --> 01:54:08,600
We've been doing this for almost 2 hours.

1852
01:54:08,600 --> 01:54:10,600
It's time for us to hit the road.

1853
01:54:10,600 --> 01:54:12,600
And it's time for me to head to where that should go back.

1854
01:54:12,600 --> 01:54:14,600
It's time for Evan to go back to Hamiland.

1855
01:54:14,600 --> 01:54:16,600
Hamiland, a place called Pondichulo, whatever you want to call it.

1856
01:54:16,600 --> 01:54:18,600
But...

1857
01:54:18,600 --> 01:54:20,600
He's not in Hamiland, Pondichulo.

1858
01:54:20,600 --> 01:54:22,600
I've already seen Pondichulo.

1859
01:54:22,600 --> 01:54:24,600
Don't get off my address like that!

1860
01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:26,600
Yeah, he lives out in Pondichulo, no, I'm just kidding.

1861
01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:28,600
I'm not saying your address.

1862
01:54:28,600 --> 01:54:30,600
Well, why did you say Pondichulo?

1863
01:54:30,600 --> 01:54:32,600
What are you going to go to Pondichulo for?

1864
01:54:32,600 --> 01:54:34,600
You got a girl on did you look?

1865
01:54:34,600 --> 01:54:36,600
No, but yeah that is the end of our podcast episode

1866
01:54:36,600 --> 01:54:40,600
I hope you all enjoy our amazing episode

1867
01:54:40,600 --> 01:54:42,600
and I hope you want to be in it

1868
01:54:42,600 --> 01:54:44,600
Don't forget that Evan's a bitch

1869
01:54:44,600 --> 01:54:46,600
Never forget that

1870
01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:48,600
I'm the bitch but you don't want to fight your carbon copy

1871
01:54:48,600 --> 01:54:50,600
Come on, I'm going to the bathroom

1872
01:54:50,600 --> 01:54:52,600
End this episode for me please

1873
01:54:52,600 --> 01:54:54,600
While Evan leaves, I'm the only one on here

1874
01:54:54,600 --> 01:54:56,600
So I can say whatever I want about Evan at this point

1875
01:54:58,600 --> 01:55:00,600
Okay, I'll just end it

1876
01:55:00,600 --> 01:55:02,600
Adios