Everyone, I am Evan Johnson and welcome back to the Extra Spicy Pot
Where today we got a lot of- lots of- bleh
We got a lot of topics for us to talk about
Why can't you just speak?
Why, you just fumbling over your words?
Yes, I'm just fumbling my fucking words, Jackass
Bro, speak!
Yeah, like I was saying, we got a good list of topics for you today
And my list of topics is better than his, just saying
Okay, he had more time this time
Most of the time-
Because Evan's lazy, he's a bum
I'm not that lazy
I am lazy, but not that lazy to a-
Everyone's lazy to a certain extent
Like I said last time, you gotta stay on that grind
What the fuck, what grind?
Everything grind, everything's grind
What the fuck, we got one viewer in Belgium
Bro, I don't care
We gotta stay on that grind to get more viewers
Yeah, we'll get two viewers in Belgium
Yeah
Yeah, two viewers in Belgium's gonna push us through
Whenever you're looking with your red shirt and your headphones and your glasses
Go ahead with your look, go ahead with your foot
But fuck it, you're wearing a Dwayne Wade Miami Heat t-shirt
Yes sir, cause Dwayne Wade's a good player
And you're wearing a Mickey Mouse hat
Yes sir
With glasses
Bring the glasses out for today's pod
So like, at least people can look at me and be like
Huh, this motherfucker was just here to film a podcast and just fucking leave
I don't know what they're gonna think of you
They're gonna be like, what the fuck is this motherfucker trying to do?
He trying to go to Miami Heat game or is he just trying to...
I mean, if someone's gonna invite me
I'ma go with anyone to a Heat game
You would, go, go, go
Anyways, so
Back, okay, first topic
Step on, digs
Got traded to the tech
What a huge trade
What are you thinking about that?
The Bills have gotten way worse off season
Way worse, their defense is way worse
And now they don't have their top receiver, Stephon Diggs
They're not gonna be great next season, I don't think
I mean, Josh Allen's gonna carry the team like he always does
But he really doesn't have any help around him now
Well, he got Gabe Davis, which is, I don't know
He don't got Gabe Davis
No, he don't got Gabe Davis
He don't got Gabe Davis, he don't just got Stephon Diggs
He was good throw too
He gonna throw the...
They got way worse
He gonna throw it to the Jaysers
And he got traded to Houston
Houston's gonna be good, they're much improved
Now they got Stephon Diggs
CJ Straus is gonna ball out
Here's what I'ma say for that
Two things, one, they act, cause did you hear about
How they got, how Josh Allen and Stephon Diggs got into it?
Yeah, apparently, but like
They've been saying that every off season
Yeah, they get into it every off season
But I think this season, with them losing to the Jets
The very first game
I think that just made Josh Allen just
No, no, I don't buy any of that
Cause they say that every off season
No, I think this season that actually did it
Cause you know, we don't, we rarely hear Josh Allen
Fucking snapping at Stephon Diggs
We just hear Stephon going after Gotten
Stephon's a drama queen now
He's like Antonio Brown with the lesser version of Antonio Brown
The DTE version
But I feel like this year it was just
Stephon, not Stephon, Josh Allen just snapped
And I personally think
What the Phillips organization is gonna do
Is that they're actually saving a lot of money
Cause you know, they got rid of Ternavius White
They got rid of Jordan Foyer
Since they got rid of Gabe Davis, Stephon Diggs
I feel like they're gonna be good in the next couple years
As in money wise
You know, they're gonna be able to be signed, talent, do all this, do whatever
We don't care about the money, we care about the wins
Of course, they're preparing for long term success
Okay, so short term
Short term, they're gonna fucking suck
Next season
They're gonna suck
Suck as in how many wins?
Like six or seven like you said
Like nothing too hot, but like
Okay, they're at least a third best team in the division right now
Yeah
Third best team in the division
You know, Dolphins are better, Jets are better
Patriots are definitely worse
So, they always have that third spot right?
I'm gonna give it to the Bills as of like the established
Like they're more established right now
I do gotta see what this new Patriots coach is gonna do
And I gotta see what quarterback they draft
I have it
Rookie quarterback versus Josh Allen
Who you gonna take?
We just literally witnessed CJ Shroud dominate
No, no, no, here's the thing though
If they draft a Jane Daniels, I gotta watch
If they draft like a Drake May
Oh no, I'm not gonna watch them
Okay, okay, hold up
Do you wanna like compare the situations in the AFC South versus AFC East?
Because it's different situations here
No, no
I mean, come on
You're not about to tell me a rookie quarterback versus Josh Allen
That Josh Allen's not gonna win
Who the hell is he gonna throw to?
Who are they gonna throw to on the Patriots?
Name three Patriots players
Three
Oh, okay, no
My point exactly
CJ's not gonna have that
But I do believe I just have
I'm not gonna say the Patriots are gonna be better
I'm just saying that as of right now
The Bills, I'm keeping the Bills number three
Because they're more established
They got the history
They got the experience
Right
But we may never know
The Patriots may come out win eight games, ten games in a row
They're not winning ten games, haven't they?
I'm just saying it
We don't know
We don't live in magical fairy tale land
I'm just saying it
We didn't think the Texans were gonna be that good
Okay, that's a whole other
Okay, like I was saying
The Colts, their quarterback got injured
The Jaguars, what the heck?
Okay, hold on
That just happened like last podcast
It's just like digging in our ears
Yeah, it literally
Evan did it
I did not do it
Evan did it
Every bad thing happens because of Evan
It's only on the computer
Therefore, it's not my fault for once in my life
Dog, okay, this guy is gonna pull up
Let me see about this
We're gonna put this one
Do not disturb
Yeah, please
Yes, sir, ladies and gentlemen
Okay, anyway, back to the top
Let's talk about Houston's perspective though
So Houston's gonna win the division again, right?
We both think that
Yeah, absolutely
Houston's gonna win the division
They got way better than the soft season
And if they magically, let's say magically
Everyone gets hurt somehow
Then it's going to literally the Colts, I think
The Colts, not the Jags?
Ooh
See, that's toughy for me
Yeah, yeah
But then again though
We haven't seen Anthony Richardson healthy
Like I wanna see him healthy for full season
I like Anthony Richardson
I do too
Yeah
That's why I wanna give it to the Colts
But at the same time though
The Jaguars do got some dogs on that team
So
You know, I wanna see Ayor healthy for full season
He's gonna be good
He's gonna be good next season
But yeah, I will give it to the Techies though
This season
But that's also because
The people they drafted
Came into fruition of what they were supposed to be
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Like did we think Will Anderson Jr. was gonna be
The defensive rookie of the year?
No
I mean, they knew he was good but
I mean, Takedel popped off
You had CJ Stroud
Miko Collins popped off
Miko Collins
Like
They got some dogs in Texas
Now they got Stefan Diggs
And they got Drew Mixon too
Ooh, they got some dogs in Houston
H-Town
It
H-Town, say it loud, say it proud
That O-line
Yes sir
The thing that I just gotta see is that O-line
And that's all I'm really worried about for that
But I do think that O-line's gonna be solid though
I don't think it's gonna be as bad as a Washington
I feel like every team thinks their O-line sucks
I feel like that too, yeah
Yeah, every team thinks their O-line sucks
And maybe they do, I don't know
But
I don't know
But that's what I personally think
Alright, let's get into this March Madness
I know we talked about March Madness a lot on episode 3
But today we got the national championship for the women
It's just wrapping up as we speak
What is your take on the game, Evan?
I mean, I didn't really get to watch the game
I don't care, you still gotta have a take
I should have figured South Carolina didn't complete the undefeated season
I don't wanna say I'm happy for them, cause I'm not happy for them
But like at the same time though
Good thing they didn't let Kayla Clark get that
I'm so happy about that, that's the one thing I'm proud of
So final score, it's official now
87-75, South Carolina wins
I predict South Carolina winning, who'd you predict, Evan?
Iowa
That's right, ladies and gentlemen
1 for Landon, 0 for Evan
Hey, how about if you fuck off?
Anyway, the only reason I said that
Is cause I thought they were gonna rig it for Kayla Clark
Cause, wait, if you watched the whole game
Iowa was up a good bet
But then South Carolina was just like, you know what?
We're gonna dog walk you
South Carolina plays good defense, they play good defense
And Dawn Staley's the top coach in women's college basketball
Do you put number 2, Kim?
Uh, I don't know, I don't really know
But definitely Dawn is number 1
Uh, South Carolina has a really good program
Really good program
Uh, congrats to South Carolina
I mean, let's give it up to the Gamecocks
Hell of a year, hell of a run
Yeah, clap it up ladies and gentlemen, good job Gamecocks
So, going, uh, that Natty, they got the Natty
So, no, but no to the men
Who do you got tomorrow?
Well, okay, UConn Purdue, I got UConn
I know you got UConn too, right Evan?
You got it by 30
Nah, okay
You got it by 30 or 40
I know you think that, I think it's gonna be a closer game
Maybe like
It's gonna be the battle of the 7 footers
Maybe like 8, 10 points
UConn's gonna pull away late, maybe
But yeah, battle of the 7 footers
Both of these dudes are cool
Got Zach Eaddy versus who?
Who's that little guy in UConn?
I don't know his name
I know he just got interviewed
I just watched him last night in the game
And I can't remember his name
That just shows you how good of a person I am at remembering names
But anyway, both of these guys are really cool, really good dudes
They're battling the 7-2 versus 7-4 I think
Zach Eaddy is my man
I'm gonna tell you right there, Zach Eaddy's my man
Zach Eaddy's good, but like I said last episode
I don't think he's gonna pan out
Because I-
Hold up, you said last episode, Brawny wasn't declining for the draft
Now we found out he's declaring for the draft
So you don't have much credibility, brethren
You don't have much credibility
No, no, no, no, if you read that report right
He's keeping his options open
If you actually read it, he's declaring for the draft
While keeping his eligibility for college
So he's declaring for the draft
But let's just say the team drafts him, Landon
You know what he's gonna be able to go back to do?
What?
He gets to go back to that little classroom up in USC
He's not going to class, he's just hooping
He doesn't go to class, he's going to class
No, no, he's not, he's just hooping
He's just hooping
What happened to you?
This guy over here is bending down, he's like all hurt and stuff
I got a Charlie horse
Aw man
But, but, but, I mean I'm better now, but
I do believe that
Like, it's not
But like I said, it's just that if he doesn't get drafted though
Okay, so you think he's gonna pull an Elon Manny refuse to go to the franchise?
He ain't gonna pull no Elon Manny
But it could be, it could
Okay, so if he gets drafted by a team and doesn't want to go there
Are you saying he's just gonna go back to college?
He could go back to college, yeah
What team is he not gonna go to then?
The Detroit Best in Traveling
Detroit?
No, Detroit is building something
They have some good quality young players
They're better than Washington, my bad
Yeah, what?
They're better than Washington, that's for sure
Yeah, imagine being Kyle Kuzma right now
Kyle Kuzma? No, cause that's Kyle Kuzma's team, he's the top dog in that team
So, I mean, I wouldn't want to be Kyle Kuzma with the top dog in that team, you know?
Because if you remember Kyle Kuzma made a joke of
It's like don't be that team now, but then
They didn't lose to them though, Brooklyn lost to them
I'm pretty sure, no it was Toronto, Toronto lost to them
Cause OGN and N'Nobi just got traded, so they didn't have OGN and N'Nobi
But what I'm saying is, when Kyle Kuzma said that though
They both have like the worst record in the league though
Detroit still has the worst record in the league
I mean, I don't know if they're still like neck and neck though
They're neck and neck, yeah, I think Detroit's like one game worse
But it's like the Poc, Colo, the Kettle Black
Like, that's what it's referencing
Yeah, yeah, I guess
Okay, if I was a player going in a draft
I wouldn't want to be drafted by Washington
I probably wouldn't want to be drafted to like Philadelphia
I definitely want to be drafted to Philadelphia
I'm going to talk about later why I hate the city of Philadelphia
You know what? We're going to dive into that right now
Right now?
Right now you're just going to be...
Okay, why do you hate Philadelphia?
There is nothing good about Philadelphia at all
Nothing good
I'm trying to think about good things in my mind
What's good about it?
So you have in between Washington, D.C. and New York City
Lies the city of Philadelphia
You got two better cities on either end of you
You got New York City, the glistening glamour, Broadway, Statue of Liberty, Global City
And then in the other side you have Washington, D.C.
The nation's capital
Lots of monuments, museums
They got the peonies up in the zoo
I think China took them though
You know, screw China, I hate China
Anyways, like I was saying
Philadelphia is in between two great cities
You come together and you see Philadelphia
You're like, okay, Philadelphia
City of brotherly love? Wrong
No, no, no
Oh, the Liberty Bell
Who cares? It's a bell
It's a stupid bell
What's good about a bell?
You like bells, haven't you?
No, I don't like that though
Exactly, you don't like bells
Who likes bells?
Bro, I don't want to see a big giant ass bell in the middle of the city for no reason
Oh, it's the founding city
It was what America was founded
Actually, their first capital was in New York City
And then it got moved to Philadelphia
And they say, oh, we're not keeping this
Hell no, let's get the fuck out of this city
They moved to Washington
Much better city, right?
They didn't want to stay in Philadelphia
Why would you want to stay in Philadelphia?
It's a terrible city
What you got to say?
You got a point to make?
I'm sure you do
Looking at me like I'm stupid or something
Have you ever been to Philadelphia?
I have never once been to Philadelphia
Then how can you even talk shit?
I will never once footstep in that dirty, disgusting city
How are you going to talk shit about Philadelphia?
If I have to have a layover in Philadelphia, I'm going to change my flight
So I have a layover in another city
Bro
I'm going to have a layover in New York, Washington, Baltimore
Not Philadelphia
What did Philadelphia do to you?
Did they give you like a worst trial?
I'm going to take a train from New York to Washington
I'm not going to think about stepping foot off that train into the city of Philadelphia
You disappoint me sometimes
Why not? Go ahead, go ahead
What good things do you have to say about Philadelphia?
Philly cheesesteaks
No, overrated ass sandwiches
I haven't had one
I can name so many other better sandwiches
I swear, if you name Subway or Jersey Mike's
Bro, that's a sub franchise, not a type of sandwich
What kind of retard are you?
I'm a special kind
Peanut butter jelly, better sandwich
Tuna sandwich, better sandwich
Parmesan chicken sandwich, better sandwich
Cuban sandwich, much better sandwich
Po'boy, better sandwich
We've got shrimp po'boys, we've got catfish po'boys, oyster po'boys
We live in Louisiana though
I don't want a dumb ass Philly cheesesteak
We're going to eat good food, that's what I'm saying
You've got beef and then you've got cheese on a sandwich with onion and stuff
That's what the sandwich is, right?
I think there's more to it, I don't know
What? Go ahead, go ahead
You like Philly cheesesteaks?
I never had it, but
Okay then
But you never stepped foot in the damn city though
I don't want to step foot in the city
That's like me talking shit about Canada, but oh, I've never been to Canada
Canada is beautiful, Canada is gorgeous
Canada has very pretty landscapes
Especially out west, Vancouver area, British Columbia, Alberta is really pretty, Saskatchewan
I can just name off really pretty places
What are you going to see in Philly?
The Rocky statue
Bro, overrated ass movie
What?
Overrated ass character
What?
I don't give a fuck about Rocky
What?
Okay, what's the good things about Philly?
I want to hear him
Because like
Rocky was not
You take that back, Rocky was not
I am not taking it back at all
Rocky was not
First of all, the movie is not even named Rocky, it's Creed
So oh, I watched the movie Rocky
No you didn't, you've seen Creed
What?
Rocky, did you watch the first Rocky?
I have not
And I don't want to
I don't want to see that stupid ass character
No, no
You mean the stupid ass Sylvester Stallone?
Right?
No, watch the first Rocky, okay?
You mean Creed?
Rocky, no, Creed
You've got to understand, I'm going to tell you the movie one
So Creed is the person that Rocky fought against
That's the name of the movie
No
Yes it is, that's Creed
Rocky needs to do that one
Creed, Creed 2, Creed 3
That's the fucking Michael B Jordan one jackass
They got an older version that connects with that
Bro, the movie franchise is dumb
Okay, okay
Sports in Philadelphia
Philadelphia has the worst sports fans
They are brutal, they are terrible
They booed Santa Claus
I'm not going
Who booed Santa Claus?
I can't defend Philadelphia on that one, I can't
Why would you boo Santa Claus?
This great American tradition Santa Claus
Why would you boo Santa Claus?
Eagles fans, I wish the Patriots beat you in the Super Bowl
I want to see you have zero rings
Philadelphia 76ers, they can't make a conference championship, can they?
I don't care how good they think they are with James Harden and Embiid
Harden is not there anymore, but even with Harden
Harden, Embiid, Jimmy Butler, Tobias Harris, JJ Reddick
They can't make a conference championship
Probably because of one shot, maybe Kolarai, Leonard
They cannot make a conference championship to save their lives
Embiid is overrated as hell
See Billy Bans, I'm going to try to defend you a little bit
Go ahead, go ahead, make your point, make your point
The sports section, I can't really defend y'all on
Because y'all be doing some crazy ass shit
Embiid is soft, he's not a playoff performer
He shuts down the playoffs just like Harden does
I mean, and you know him right
He's a bitch, he cries after games
You saw that clip after the 2019 Toronto Raptors shite cried after that game, like a bitch
Man up pussy
Your favorite player literally just got done playing in Philadelphia
Came to Miami because he saw how shit Philly was, right?
No, he just wanted more money
No, he saw how shit Philly was
He said, I'm out of this city, he's going to take any more
I can't verify that, can you verify that?
He just wanted more money
I can't verify that, can you verify it?
He literally asked for a contract extension from Minnesota
Minnesota was like, nah
Because he asked for a contract extension because Carl Rathbun Town and Andrew Riggins were getting paid more than him
And at the time they were both on the temple ward
So Jimmy Butler went to Philadelphia for a half season
And then they weren't going to prioritize him
They wanted to prioritize Ben Simmons
Look how that worked out
People in Philly were dumb
I mean, I don't like Ben Simmons
Exactly, they're dumb
They prioritized Ben Simmons over Jimmy Butler
Say, Jimmy Butler, you get out of town
We're going to prioritize Ben Simmons because he's the better basketball player
Look how that turned out
I mean, they got rid of him with a good chance that they didn't though
I mean, they got rid of him at a good time though
Okay
But there's certain stuff I will defend Philly basketball
And there will be other stuff that I absolutely cannot defend them
Like the booing of Santa Claus, like you said
Can you boo Santa?
Like, they're ruthless people up in Philly
They don't care about anything
But I'm an opportunistic person
I gotta sometimes go to Philly
I gotta go to Philly to see what's up, Philly
You know, Philly fans, sports fans
They're going to trash the city if their team wins or loses
I'll do the rocky run either way
Yeah, you're going to go up to Rocky statue
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Boo
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
You don't even know the damn movies in order
Be quiet
Okay, Rocky cheesesteak
Apparently, that's the two things from Philadelphia that's great
Anything else in your mind that's amazing about Philadelphia
That you want to get off your chest and try to persuade me on why Philadelphia is so amazing?
Can't think of anything, can you?
Pittsburgh is the better city
If you want a great city in Pennsylvania, go to Pittsburgh
Exactly, can't name anything
I mean, I defended them as much as I can, so
I've never been there, but you just
Do you just hate them from the sports aspect or just overall just
Are you just like, they need to get removed from the 50 states of America?
If Iran or North Korea send a nuke over here
I would try to persuade them to go directly in the Philadelphia city hall
Nuke them, but put like a dome over the city
So it only destroys the city of Philadelphia
Create like a lake, you know
A lake full of like toxic waste
Because that would be what Philadelphia is
A toxic waste lake
Put like a lake there
That'd be a good idea actually, let's make a lake
Do you agree with my perspective?
No
Well, he's dumb in here everyone
We've established that previously
He's the dumb one
I'm actually pretty smart, but at the same time though
I like our viewers in Philadelphia, if we have any
We probably don't
But I mean then again, we do have one in Belgrim, so like
We don't know where our viewers may be
I don't know, but we shall see though
We shall see
If you're from Philadelphia though, you're a bum
No you're not
We accept everyone
We are very accepting podcasts
We love women, we love minorities, we love the gays
We are very LGBTQ friendly
We are however not Philadelphia friendly
If you're from Philadelphia, do not listen to this podcast
You are not welcome here
You can listen to me speak anytime you want
I support everybody
So, but
This dude, Landon, oh my gosh
Out of everybody, you hate just Philadelphia people
Just, hey, so what if they didn't want to be more to Philadelphia?
Well then move, and I like you better
What if they can't move?
What if their financial situation sucks, Landon?
And they're stuck in that city?
If you hate the city without Philadelphia and you live in the city of Philadelphia
Then why do you live there?
If I hated Louisiana, I would not live in Louisiana
I would find some kind of, I would buy a Greyhound bus ticket
The first chance I get to move to like Houston or something
SayCon Burke, he moved to Philadelphia, he's a bum now
He was great in New York, now he moved to Philly, he's a bum now
So is Jason Kelsey a bum?
No, he's not living in Philadelphia anymore, so he's pretty cool
He's from Cleveland originally
He was literally at Philadelphia's WrestleMania yesterday
He's not living there though anymore
Pretty sure he still does
I don't think so
He's from Cleveland, and then he played his, you know, Eagles days in Philly
And now he got the fuck out of Philly, because he's smart
He retired, he couldn't take Philly anymore
So because he's retired
See, okay, hold up, name a worst city in the US
Go ahead
Then Philly, come on, name cities that you think are worse than Philly
Can't name any, can you?
I'm not going to hate Philadelphia like that
I like all of our states
Okay, so if you're not going to hate Philly, then what's some places that are worse than Philly then?
That are worse than Philly?
Yeah
I mean, I feel like New Orleans is overhyped, but then again
You feel like New Orleans, you're wearing a New Orleans t-shirt
And then you're saying, oh, this city is terrible, I'm wearing the t-shirt for it
It's terrible, but like, if the crime rate was lower, it'd be pretty good
Philly has a high crime rate, and they have a whole lot of homeless
Come on, it's not a good point
Yeah, but you could say the same thing about California though
You could say the same thing about a city
You could say the same thing about a lot of states, yeah
Okay, but why is New Orleans worse then?
I genuinely feel like they could be better overall
Alright, we need to get on from this I hate Philadelphia
Okay, okay, I'll move on, but just know, you know how I feel
All the viewers know how I feel
I've laid out my points, hopefully they'll resonate with you
Is it because they sent Wayne Wade home retired?
They sent him to retire?
Maybe that has a part of it
That does have a part in it
The Wayne Wade is the best Heat player of all time
And then he got destroyed in the playoffs
Kevin Hart's overrated ass
Trolled Wayne Wade
Kevin Hart's overrated
He's from Philly, by the way, did you know that?
I did know that
Yeah, he's overrated, he's not even funny
He's not even funny, he's just short
So people think, oh, let's laugh at the...
I feel bad because he's so short
Let's laugh at him, make him feel bad
I wanted to go see Kevin Hart in Shreveport, but like
That's a long drive, so
That's a bit, that's a bit
Let's just laugh at him because we feel bad
Let's laugh at his jokes because we feel bad for him, he's short
But
Like
I don't know what I'm going to say
But I feel like that's the main reason though
Is because they sent Wayne Wade into retirement
I mean, that is a reason, that is a reason
You can't really say that now
Everybody's favorite player is going to retire eventually
They're going to send him into retirement now
Bro, okay, I understand you get salty
But you don't think the day Aaron Rodgers retires
I'm not going to be sad and shit?
Yeah, you'll be sad because that's your God
That's who you pray to at night
Lord Jesus Christ and Aaron Rodgers
That's the way you pray to, right?
Greatest football player of all time, but that's another episode though
He didn't say he doesn't then
I guess he does pray to him
I don't pray to Aaron Rodgers, but he's the greatest football player of all time
He is not
He's just another because these things are great
We're going to steam an A, Shane and Sharp fight about that
Another episode
The goats
We're going to go at it, don't worry
Yeah, we're going to go at it
Okay, let the viewers know that next episode we're going to go at it
We're going to go at it in football and basketball
Oh yeah, because this man over here has some bad takes
I don't have no bad takes
I have the best takes, but he'll be learning
In what fucking world?
This is the extra spicy pod though
So we welcome all takes
No matter how bad they are
We're going to have some spicy takes, right Aaron?
You won't talk sometimes, that's all I got to say
My dude, this is the extra spicy pod
We got to bring the spicy takes, don't we?
We do
Yeah
But sometimes the takes be like
It's like seasoning some food, okay?
Some people, the bland people just put salt and pepper on it
That's your takes
Salt and pepper?
Oh no, I season my food
I season my food
What did you put on it?
I put some Tony Sasharies
Put a little cilantro, little flakes on there
Have some thyme
You know about the thyme, do you?
Get out of here, anyways
Paprika, ooh, so good
Yeah, you're the one that does salt and pepper
Because you're shaking your head, you know what these words are, do you?
I actually cook, so
Yeah, he cooks like a cereal
No, how can you cook cereal?
That's the point, you don't cook
No, you just said you cook cereal
So therefore, you don't know what you're talking about
Sit down, next topic, okay
Hold up, we didn't go over mince much, man
Who you got tomorrow?
We did go over mince
Oh yeah, you right
Yeah, you got mine by 30, remember?
Yeah, well I got you kind of by 8
I'm going to go solid 8
You count by 30
And next episode, we'll see who's riding on that one too
If it's closer to 8 or closer to 30
So I might be 2 and 0
Because I'm 1 and 0 right now
Alright, so next we're going to go into my predictions for UFC 300
This is something new that we're going to do
Every UFC event, maybe the ones with the numbers on it, so UFC 300, 301
We're going to do this for
I'm going to give more details on why I think these people will win
In future episodes, but this week
We're just saying fuck it on this one
And we're just going to go and see who we think is going to win, okay?
See, I'm not a big UFC guy, so I really can't come in and anneal these fights
So this would just be like an Evan segment
And I know Lina wants to do baseball segments too
I'm going to try to do some research on baseball
Because baseball, you know, it's a big sport
I'm going to let him do his own little segment on baseball
But I'm going to actually do some research on baseball
So he can have some input in it
So I can at least know what he's talking about
Yeah
So for the bantam weights
I'm going from early prelims to prelims to main card
So Davidson Fergarito and Cody Garbrandt
I got Fergarito
Bobby Green versus Jim Miller
Give me Bobby Green, even though he's lost a couple
Jessica Andre versus Marina Rodriguez
Give me Marina Rodriguez
Jalen Turner versus Retino LoSantcio
Give me Jalen Turner
Then I don't know what those two are like
I can't really comment on that
Give me Holly Holm, she's got the experience
Give me Calvin Katar, he's going to weight bully Aljermaine Sterling
Yuri's going to beat Alexander Ratchik
Never onto the main card
Bo Nichol is going to beat Cody Brundage
I don't know why he's on the main card
Charles Oliver versus Armand Tusser-Rekin
I don't know how to pronounce the last name
Sorry if I offend people that like him
I got Charles Oliver
We know what Charles is like
But it could be a close one because Armand did lose to Armand in a close situation
This one I'm going to go into a little bit of detail about, Justin Gagey versus Max Holloway
Me personally, I got Max Holloway
Max Holloway has never been dropped
And he delivers the most significant strikes
I think Justin's going to get hit by a lot
So therefore, I believe Max Holloway is going to come in with the win
Are you done?
No, I got two more
Zang Weili versus Yann Exonian
I'm sorry if I messed that up
I got the champ retaining Zang Weili
Because she's a badass motherfucker
And finally, Alex Pierre versus Jamal Hill
I'm worried about Jamal Hill's Achilles recovery
So I'm going to go with Alex Pierre on this one
That's what I personally think is going to happen
And I feel like the leg kicks are going to get to Jamal Hill too
And plus I feel like Pierre is more prepared
But that's what I personally think is going to happen at UFC 300
And next episode I'm going to see how many I got right
And then I'm going to let you all know
He's probably going to get every single one wrong
Because that's how everyone rolls with it
I'm definitely not going to get every single one wrong
But anyways, alright
Alright, well let me ask you something
Why do you like UFC?
Why do you like watching the fights?
What gets you on about it?
Because, in my opinion, it's better than boxing
Even though boxing can be more dangerous
Because think about it
In boxing, it's just body to head shots
I can punch you in the gut and hit you in your head
And think about it
You got a 10 count while you're concussed on the ground
To get back up to get concussed again
That's how dangerous boxing is
But with this though, I can throw a kick at your head
I can throw elbows
I can do all that
So, from my perspective, I'm more of a team sports guy
So I like hockey, soccer, baseball, football, basketball
Those are my main sports that I follow
I don't really follow individual type sports
Like UFC, boxing, tennis, golf, yeah
I just think there's something about the team sport
That is so cool having the teamwork aspect
And you know, with UFC, you like individual sports like that
You don't have that teamwork aspect
You work by yourself to defeat someone else
So like boxing, UFC, that all kind of falls into it
Also another thing, just from my perspective again
I think like watching boxing or even UFC, anything like that
It's a bit like, how to describe it
It's not like something I'll be interested in watching
It's just guys punching each other
I really don't find much enjoyment from watching it
What do you have to say about that?
See, it gives me a rush because it's like
For UFC though, I like it because it's a variety of how they can knock someone out
Because you don't know whether they can get knocked out by like the front kick, roundhouse kick
They can throw a hook, elbow, and they can knock you out
Also, it's very bloody
So, I like violence
I'm a violent guy
You like the gore and the...
I like the violence
So, that's why I personally like boxing and UFC and all that
Because I do like violence, gore, and the variety of how UFC does it
I do follow boxing too though
What would you say to people that think that those sports are too violent
And those sports should be protested because they're too violent?
They should not because they literally get
They get directed by an athletic commission
So, they literally have rules set in place for what they can and can't do
So, and it's literally monitored by the government
So, like what can they really do about it?
Okay, but like people say, oh, you're just punching people
You're attacking someone else
That's way too violent to show people
Even to show like kids that they're going to see the UFC fights
And be like, oh, I want to do that to people
And then they start beating people up
I'm not saying that happens
I'm just saying that could be the logic someone uses to say, oh, they should be beaten
I'm going to protest these things because I don't like the violence it promotes
Well, I'm going to say two things
One, most UFC guys are college educated
So, they like know what they're doing
And if that's something like they really want to get into
That's their path
They're their own person to do whatever
That's for anybody
Whether you want to be a marine biologist or do whatever you want to do
That's your own path
You can follow that own path
That's a little bit of life advice for y'all
But anyways, but for like a little kid
Like how are we talking like a three-year-old, four-year-old?
Just be like, I want to do that to people
Do you think kids that young should be able to watch UFC?
I mean, does it promote violence in a way that kids should be able to watch it?
Oh, see, I'd let my kid watch it
But past a certain age, though
If you're really young, like from ages like one to like maybe 10
I'm not going to let you watch it
So you think 10 years old is the good like limit?
I think 10 years old is a good limit
But like anything before or after that?
Like, no
Okay
You got to make it fair because I don't want my seven-year-old kid
Who's trying to knock out somebody on the playground
For stealing his toy or something
When that could simply be a result or something
Also, I need to fact check that later
Majority of UFC fighters are college educated
I don't know about that
I need to fact check that
The owner, Dana White, actually said that
Because he was actually
I have a video on TikTok I'll show you later
Or I'll send it to you later
They were protesting at a UFC
Bro likes his Tik Tok
Tik Tok, renegade baby, renegade
Oh my gosh, I have a podcast with an idiot
No, I'm just cold-trick, what can I say?
No, I'm not a Tik Tok-y person
But my friend over here, he's a Tik Tok-y on the gram
Snappy snap, he's all of that
You're acting like I actually do Tik Toks
I don't do Tik Toks
You probably have a secret Tik Tok account
I have a private
That are your Tik Tok dances
I don't have any Tik Toks
No Tik Toks are uploaded
But I do watch Tik Toks
But there's a video of Dana White
The president of the UFC
These people were doing a protest
Arguing against the UFC
And so he was telling these people
Most of these guys are college educated
So they know what they're doing
And the dude was like, yeah
But don't you think it's a bit unethical
For these dudes to just beat each other
With like, isn't it illegal to throw elbows and stuff
He's like, well yeah
But they got the athletic commission
Which is run by the government
That lays down the set of rules
Of what these guys can and can't do
So therefore, they can throw the elbows
But they can't do certain shit with the elbows
They can't throw an elbow going that way, that way
Something along that line
I don't know what direction the elbow goes
There's rules to it, right
And I'll send it to you later
So you can look at that
But that's what, and they didn't know he was the owner
And so they were like, oh
So are you just like a big fan of UFC or something
Or are you just going to know I'm the owner
That's pretty funny, that's pretty funny
But I like Dana White, Dana White that's cool
I mean, does it promote violence
I mean, from my perspective
There is a place for UFC
It's a legitimate sport
Does it promote violence
If you're worried about your kid
Going to watch UFC and being like
Oh, I want to be just like this guy on TV, mommy
I want to go punch these people in the playground
Well, first of all, you're not wasting your kid right
If they're going to go and do that
But second of all
I guess there should be a limit
Or an age restriction, as I would say
On who should be allowed to watch UFC
And then who should be allowed to watch UFC
Without parental consent
Right, so I'm not going to let my kid
You know, four years old watch UFC obviously
I'm not going to let my kid watch it at 10 years old
Without parental consent
I'm going to be there watching it with them
Um, well I'm not going to be watching it with them
Because I don't like UFC
I'm going to tell you this funny story
So, whenever I was younger
In the early days of the UFC role
I literally, I don't think my uncle would let me go down
And watch the UFC fights
But whenever I'd go upstairs though
I'd be playing Call of Duty with my cousins though
So like, it's like a
What type of gore do I want?
Do I want to watch these virtual people kill each other?
Or do I want to watch actual real life people
Beat the shit out of each other
So it was like, ehhhh
Yeah, well that's another thing
Like, fantasy violence is one thing
But on the other hand you have like
Violence shown on TV
I mean, Outlaw gets to use everything
I don't think fantasy violence is the same thing
I don't think it belongs in the same category
As real life violence that you'd see on other movies
That aren't animated
Well, they've actually done a research that like
Certain games like Call of Duty
Like, they create
I don't want to say psychopathic tendencies
I gotta find the article
Do not quote me on this
But, like some people
It will not say
Have psychopathic tendencies
But you know, it's just the idea
If you know what I'm saying
Because it's the first person you're gonna get
So, I will have to find that article for you
But do not quote me on it
Absolutely do not quote me on it
I couldn't believe that
When you look at all these school shooters
You have in America
That's a huge problem
We have in America
And no one needs to
Come up with ideas to
Limit that
But these school shooters
These people are mentally ill
And they have these psychopathic tendencies
They're mentally not stable people
They're not healthy people
And what is causing that?
That's what we need to research
Why are these people
Go from these normal, average, everyday people
To these people that
Are on the psychopathic tendency
This mentally ill tendency
We need to do some research
As a society
It could be their mental health
We just talked about mental health our last episode
We need to do more research about it
And try to pinpoint what's causing this
And these people
We could set that up for next episode
Or episode 4
We might do episode 5 or 6
We gotta see
We might do some research on that
I mean, just like as a society
We need
Because that's the problem we face in America today
Is school shootings
People are scared of guns now
A lot of kids grow up scared of guns
And you look at
Big reason for that are school shootings
No one expects to die
After school, but it happens
Every year there's
School shootings in America
And it's sad, it's really sad
But I will say this though
Guns don't kill people
Yeah, that's something I believe
And that's why I'm saying
We need to look at and research
As a society these people
Their mental health
Pinpoint the reasons
Why they go through these
Depressive states and end up
In a rage filled
Shooting spree
But, yeah that was my USC talk
Long-winded USC talk
It came out to school shootings
Somehow
We just shifted
I mean that was a good talk though
I did like that though
We just shifted from
Hey, how does violence go from this to this
Yada yada this, yada yada
I like that, that was actually pretty solid
And now our next topic
It's going to be a recurring topic
On the pod
Kind of like UFC fights might happen
So this topic is
Do do do do
Do a dumb shit
I'm going to pull up this article I found
On
CNN's website
Saudi Arabia is given
By the UN
They're the chair
Of the committee for women's
Rights
That's actually genuinely
Kind of scary
First of all, why is Saudi Arabia
Given the chair for
Women's rights
I have genuinely no idea
I don't understand it at all
Saudi Arabia
I think women can drive now but historically
Women couldn't drive in the country
At all, like no women
Could drive at all
Women aren't allowed to do a lot of stuff in the country
I know it's progressively
Got more liberal
But even now today
Women have way less rights than
Men have
The men have a lot of say
Over the women where they can
And can't go
Their bodies, everything about women
They're dependent on these men
To control them
So I know it used to be like that
I'm not exactly sure if it's
Like that now but the women
Can't go
And do whatever they want without their husband's
Permission or their father's permission
Like here in America
A girl can go to bar
A girl can go to the game if she wants to
She can run for parliament
Or the House of Representatives
Run for Congress
Heck you can run for president in the United States
We're seeing that
We saw that with Hillary Clinton in 2016
And multiple other women have run
For president
You can't do that in Saudi Arabia
What I do believe though
Or I'm going to ask you a question
Do you believe that they're like this
Because of their religion or government
Like do you think that they treat women like this
Because of their religion or government
If you know what I mean
Well yeah first of all
It is a religion issue
Most, well all of the Islamic countries
In the Middle East
Or have low women's rights
They're low on the women's rights issues
But
You jump to present day
A lot of those countries are liberalizing
To a good extent
But still not the same as you would find
In America
Canada, Australia
These western countries
It's still not to that level
But they have improved from what they've been
Even a decade ago
Women have more rights than just a decade ago
Right so it is
Because of their religion
But again the government
Enforces it
I still think it is pretty dumb
Maybe the
I'm not trying to support it
But the government is just like you know what
We're going to give you a test run
We're just going to see
I don't know what their thinking is
I don't have the mind of every single world
Of world leaders
So all I know is something's going to happen
And I'm going to just look back at it
And I'm going to just be like huh
I kind of expected that
I mean
All of the boys in the world
Boys, boys, boys, boys
Heck yeah Saudi Arabia
Let's get these women down
These women shouldn't have rights
Come on now
Alright
We respect all women right Evan?
We do, we absolutely
We respect men and women
We respect everybody actually
We do, there's few people with kindness
Except, unless you're from Philly right?
Unless you're Lainan
How what?
Unless you're Lainan, yeah we play in that card
Unless you're what?
Why do you guys say that now?
Because you disrespected the city of Philly
Philly's going to give you that same energy back
Like Philly
A Philly person's going to comment
On this video
And be like
Why does this Lainan dude hate us so much?
Like why?
We did nothing to him
Well if you listen to our rant
You might understand
You got to get your mind right
To understand all of these
Complex topics
Clearly my colleague over here
Doesn't have the mental superiority that I have
I do have the mental superiority
Yeah? Okay
Let's take an IQ test
Next episode we're going to come back
With the results of the IQ test
Who has the larger IQ?
We will absolutely do that
We're going to take another victory
Alright, alright, alright
We will eventually do it though
We're going to figure out an episode
Yeah, we need to do that
You know?
Alright
So, next topic
What life advice
Would you give to our viewers
Or listeners, whatever you want to call them
Alright, so yeah
I mean, as you know, Evan over here
Calls me the love master or something
I mean, love master
Love master Lainan baby
Well, I'm a master in a lot of things
Master in philosophy, I have a master's degree in philosophy
Do not check me on that
Do not check my credentials
I'm going to check you on that
Do not check my credentials
I'm going to check you on that
Anyway, I have great philosophy
Philosophical
Dang, how do you say that word?
Philosophical
There you go
You came with a smart thing
That's one
One smart thing you said all episode
No, no
I came up with many smart things
Philosophical
I have lots of philosophical advice to give to everyone
Including you
You probably need some advice, don't you?
In this current moment, no
Because I'm just living life
I'm not going
I'm not chasing after no women
I'm just simply
Working out, eating
I'm going back to school now
Because I'm off of spring break
And I'm just living life
Just chilling
Just
Being a little
Leaf in the wind
Interesting
Well, I'm going to get into it
With advice
I'm going to give people
My first point of advice
Number one
I think is the greatest advice
You can hear
It's the best advice I've ever heard
It's how to live your life
And if you think you're depressed
You're sad, you're down on yourself
You don't
You're not going to change that
Without changing your mindset
Advice number one
People are
Usually as happy
As they might make
Their minds up to be
So you're not going to be happy
You're not going to have this magic of transformation
Unless you change your mindset
If you kind of
Force yourself to be happy
And that kind of sounds wrong
To force yourself to be happy
But you've got to have
Put that happiness in your mindset
If you go through every day of your life
Like, oh, I'm so terrible
My life is so bad
Because of all these reasons
You can't go through life like that
And expect results to change
You've got to change your mindset
And then results will change
And then things will start going your way
So
You have to make your mind up to be happy
You can't make your mind up to be
Depressed and sad
And have this victim mentality
You have to take control of your life
And say, I'm going to be happy
I mean, in a way, kind of
Force yourself, in a way
It's forcing yourself at the same time
But it's getting your mind prepared
Hey, we're going to do this
Hey, we're going to do that
It's not really forcing yourself though
Yeah
Forcing yourself, it's just
Something bad happens to you
You're just forcing yourself to have a good day after that
And hey, listen
I know people go through things
I've struggled through things
People everywhere, no matter who you are
You're going to struggle through things in life
I know you will
I've struggled with a lot of things
Yeah, I've struggled
With huge things in the past
And I've got through them
And it can be hard
In those moments
To have a happy mindset
And I'll give you a pass
I'll give you a pass for those
Few weeks that maybe
Something major happened to you
And you're depressed
If you're really that depressed, please get help
But if you're living
Years like that
With that victim mentality
Mindset, that's not good for you
You need to change things on the inside of your mind
And that's how you
That's the key to happiness right there
Is your mind
Would you agree?
I believe so
Before I decided to go
To be the little leaf in the wind
I was going through some stuff
But
And I'd have people tell me
Oh Evan, you're young
You got the whole world
By the ass, but that's not the point though
Because
People can look at my age and be like
Oh you're really young though, but at the same time though
It's what
You truly want
What you truly want
To be happy, if you know what I'm saying
And so
I'd kind of get pissed
Because it's just like
Y'all telling me
I'm too young for this, yada yada this, yada yada that
And it just really upset me
But then
Ever since I started
Doing my own stuff
Finding something to do
Because finding a hobby will actually
Help you a lot
If you unlock your hidden talents
You will enjoy something
That you didn't ever knew you enjoyed
And that's kind of like
What I did for basketball for most of my life
Like literally
After my eighth grade year
I literally started
Getting into basketball
And I have loved it ever since
Now obviously I'm
Trying to do other stuff right now
But that's just
Something that got me
Away from thinking of other
Stuff to
Doing stuff now
So my advice would be
Like
Find a hobby or just like
Do something
That will help you out
In the long run
Not the short term
Not the short term goal, but the long term goal
Long term goals
I mean
If you're just thinking in the short term
Then your life
You're gonna go through life
Only thinking about that short term
That short term high
That short term
Like, okay for example
You could go to the bar
And you could get drunk and have a great time
You're thinking about
Your pleasure in the short term
But maybe in the long term
You should be thinking about financial security
So maybe you shouldn't go every night to the bar
To blow money
Maybe you should save up for that house
Maybe you should save up for a vehicle
Maybe you should save up
To impress this woman
To have a life with that woman
Eventually marry her
Have kids
Have a whole fulfilling life
You just go through life with a short term mindset
It's gonna
Lead you down this path
Of destruction
I've seen people go through it
You know, even me myself
Some days I just think of it as a short term mindset
And other days
I'm thinking more long term
What makes me happier? When I'm thinking long term
Yeah, because
The reason that you like long term though
Is because
When
You get done with it long term
You get that satisfaction of like
Holy smokes, I'm done with this
Like I'm finally done with this
And that satisfaction is gonna hit you more
Another piece of advice
I would give
Is that
You know, the world offers you
Comfort, but you're not made
For comfort, you're made
For greatness
So you just can't live life
Uncomfortably
You gotta go out and seek
Uncomfortable situations
To make you grow as a person
Because the goal of life
Is that you can be the best person
You can possibly be
And you're not gonna be that person
If you just seek
The comfortable situations
So, laying in bed all day
I'm pretty comfortable in my bed
You know, it's a pretty comfortable bed
Watching YouTube
Or watching Netflix in my bed all day
That's mighty comfortable life
Isn't it? But
That's not gonna get you anywhere in life
You're not gonna go anywhere doing that
With anyone
You gotta get up at the end of the day
And do the stuff that you don't like
Do you think I like going to the gym and lifting
Those heavy ass weights?
No, we do it, right?
Exactly
I wanna get stronger, I wanna be healthier
I wanna do a bunch of stuff
That actually helps me improve my life
Long term, so I'm gonna
Absolutely do that
Putting in hours to study for that exam
I would rather be watching Netflix or YouTube
But no, I'm gonna put those hours in
To making that A on that test
Making that A in the exam
And then in the long term you get to graduate
With a degree in whatever you want
It's so easy to not go to class, right?
It's so easy to say
You know what, I don't really feel like it today
I'm gonna sit on YouTube
Sit on Netflix for a day
I'm gonna tell them a story
Depending on how far we take these episodes
I'm gonna tell them a story one day
But I ain't gonna tell them right now though
We'll wait till we're out of college
Right, nice little teaser
A little teaser from like two years
Maybe a year from now
I mean, at the end of the day
You have to seek those
Uncomfortable situations
You can grow socially
Reaching out to these
Reaching out to people
Just walk by the street
Tell someone that they're beautiful
I dare you to tell someone they're beautiful
Just walk down the street
That's an uncomfortable situation you put yourself in
But you know what
That's gonna grow you as a person
You're gonna see yourself like
Oh, that wasn't that bad
I can actually talk to people
I can actually talk to strangers
And you're gonna make the other person feel good about themselves
Because you told me they're beautiful
Right?
I need to work on that because I'm not really a talkative person
This is the only time y'all will actually hear me talk
I actually feel like that's a problem with today's generation
The Gen Z and Alpha generation
Yeah, they're always on their phones and stuff
And they don't have the social situation
That these older generations have
Because they didn't have telephones
So, I mean
Looking at it
You have to put yourself in those uncomfortable situations to grow
I took a leap of faith
I went to North Dakota
Two years ago
And what I wanted to do that
In my comfortable Louisiana home
Just doing whatever I know
I sought out North Dakota
It was a change
And maybe it was a bit uncomfortable
I didn't know what to expect
But I was looking at it
And I was looking at it
And I didn't know what to expect
I sought out that new experience
Going way up north
And having a great time working up there
You know
I could have just stayed home
And done whatever
But I stuck out that
So I sought out
That uncomfortable situation
And I grew as a person
I grew spiritually
I know
You gotta get your spiritual aspect right
No matter if you're
A Christian, if you're
Jewish, if you're Islamic
Maybe you don't have a religion
Maybe you're
Atheist
Still you could get your mind right
And if you're atheist
You don't necessarily see it as a
Spiritual aspect
But you could definitely see it as a mental aspect
In getting your mind right
Seeking that uncomfortable experience
To get your mind right
Your mind's not gonna be right
With that comfortability
That everyday life offers you
Get that Cheetos and that 2 ounce
Dr. Pepper and
Go ham on it, right?
It's not good for your long term health
The oven over here
Got sugary candy and the Dr. Pepper
I got the sour speedo gummies
With 2 Reese Cups
He's gonna have diabetes
No I'm not
You're not thinking long term
I'm running and working it off
Today's my off day
I work out like
Monday through Friday
So I get a nice little 3 days off
But
I will say this though
My friend
I used to work with
Every time someone would get angry
Because I've worked in the kitchen before
He'd be like
Pressure bust pipes
And
I just thought of something
Very clever
Whenever
You have pressure for a cold, right?
What does it turn into? A diamond, right?
So sometimes you just need
A little bit of pressure in your life
To actually make you better
So that's
What I personally think
You gotta go through the challenges
And it'll make you a better person in the end
You have to go through challenges
If you haven't gone through any challenges
That means you're not putting yourself out there enough
To go through the challenges
You're not evolving as a person
But I mean
Everyone's gonna go through something at least
At least one challenge
I mean real people are not afraid of the test
Of challenges
It's the weak people, the people that have weak mindsets
Who are afraid to go through those challenges
I don't know if
Like see me
I'm just very
As I'm like the talking to people part
I'm very quiet, I'm very shy
I don't feel like talking to people
I do need to get over that mindset
But at the same time though
There's just the back of my voice
That's just like
You're scared
I mean I've definitely
Grown socially as a person
Because when I was little I was so anti-social
But I've grown
I could still improve
But I've grown significantly since when I was very little
And I find myself in situations today
Like wow, I would have never done this
10 years ago
To give you a nice little run down of how
Quiet Landon was, Landon was quieter than me
And he would not say a word
But like you would have to speak to Landon first
Before he would say anything
Yeah I was very quiet as a kid
Very anti-social as a kid
Like see me I'd chip in a little bit
But then I'd go quiet
Chip in quiet, chip in quiet
That's how I was as a kid
But, okay
I'm going to give one more piece of advice
To our listeners
And that is
Live in the moment
Because you don't know
What life's going to take you
Where life's going to bring you
You can't see tomorrow
You can't see the future
Yeah, we're not guaranteed tomorrow
Oh yeah, I mean the past is already
In the past
In the future you don't know what's in the future
In the present, that's what you're living today
It's a gift, that's why they call it the present
It's a gift
You have to live in the moment, embrace it
Don't run from the present
Embrace the present
So I'm going to say a quote
Then we're going to move to new topics real quick
That Connor, Connor McGregor
Just said while he was doing his little
Roadhouse
Promotion
If you live in the future, you're anxious
If you live in the past
You're depressed
If you live in the present, you're happy
Oh yeah, that's a great quote
I love that quote
You've got to live in the present
And appreciate your present
People take a lot of things for granted
You have to appreciate it
Because at the end of the day
You may not see these people
That you're talking with
Ever again in your life
I mean, you may not
Things might happen to them
I mean, you could die tomorrow, Evan
I have to appreciate your present
In the moment, right?
You would shit on my grave
You would take a nice dump on my grave
Well
I don't know
You don't know
I'm not going to comment on that
You definitely would, anyways
So, yeah, that is
All we're going to say about the little life advice
We will have another segment like this
Yeah, we may have another life advice segment
So
Our final topic for the day
Where do we want to travel to
Flash travel plans
Oh, okay, you start off
So
Where I would want to travel
To me, I want to go see Japan
Because
Their technology is better than ours
I just want to see
What type of stuff they got
They got like robots
Like fairy view
If you look at what Japan has
They got little conveyor belts that give you sushi
It's actually pretty cool
I'm also looking at it as a
Little town
Vision, though
You know how whenever you go to
A big city, you're just like, whoa, this is big
That type of mentality
Little town mentality
But
Japan is cool
I want to go see Japan
I want to go see Italy
I'm not going to Russia
I will never go to Russia
Like
Russia scared me
And China
I feel like China makes for me a worker
But
I mean I've been down to like
The Caribbean islands
Like Belize
Like I've been down there
I feel like
Those are actually pretty cool, those are actually nice
But other than that
Not really many places I travel to
So
Me, my perspective
I'm really recently
In the past couple months, even year
I've been in this world traveling mindset
Like I want to go everywhere
I want to see everything
So that means going to lots of different
Places in the world
And experiencing different things
And experiencing different cultures
How people live their lives
That are different from mine
So I've been to about
15, 17 different states
And I've been able to see
How they differ from my life in Louisiana
And see them
How they live their life
And why do they live their life that way?
Why is it different?
What goes into the things that make them
Live their life differently than me?
And then going to other countries as well
So I've only been to one other country
The Bahamas, but I actually have a trip
Plan to go to two other countries
I'm going to Japan
And I'm going to South Korea this fall in August
Right? Yeah
You're so lucky, I want to go
This mindset I've taken on like
Do it, you know, don't wait
You know, I don't have 80 years to travel
You know, I'm already 20
I'm in my early 20s
Statistically, I'm going to live for 50 more years
50 to 55 more years
So take this time now
To travel, to do what you want
Do what makes you happy
I've determined what makes me happy
Is traveling, so I'm going to go out
And travel and see the world
So like I said, I have a
Trip planned to Japan and South Korea
In August, I would love
To go over there, other Asian countries
See China, China is beautiful
They have
The Great Wall of China
I want to go and walk the Great Wall of China
I'm not going to make it all the way
Give me a bicycle at least
It's stairs, I'll hire a bicycle upstairs
Is it really stairs? I thought it was just like
A long walkway
It's like stairs, up and down and stairs
Oh, well then
We walk in the bike up
I may walk like for 3 or 4 miles
And I'm happy to get off
I'll look at the beautiful parts
Yeah
The world is so beautiful
You could travel anywhere
And I'd go with you
Invite me to go in with you anywhere
I'd be so grateful
A random place I'd go to too
Would be Ireland
Ireland's cool, Ireland's really cool
I just want to get drunk with all of them
That'd be fun
Talk with
About Conor McGregor, I'm sure they all love Conor there
Absolutely
We're just Irishmen in general
They'd be so fun
But I like how other countries actually do stuff differently
Like whenever I went to Belize
When we got done fishing
We brought our fish to the hotel room
They cooked it for us
And so
Whenever they fried fish over there
Or fried stuff over there
They used coconut oil instead of peanut oil
And so
Coconut oil is actually
Healthier for you
And it actually takes you
Through the kids
I mean if you've never traveled before
You probably just have this mindset
That oh, everywhere does things
Just like I do things here in
Southern Louisiana
Everywhere is like this
Or they just don't have the financial
Well I'm not talking about that
I'm just talking about
How they think in their mind
They just assume that everywhere is like them
Everywhere does stuff like them
When you travel you realize that
No, everywhere is so different
And so amazing
Everything is different
Now different cultures
Are better than others
To me you have to have a mindset
Of cultural relativism
Where every culture is kind of equal
Because putting one culture above another
Or how these people
Do things is way better
Than these other people
That's like you're getting a Nazi Germany
Talk right there
You need to get away from that
But yeah, every country is different
In its own little way
But I mean
When you think about the wild places I want to go to
I want to go to Iran
I want to go to North Korea
I want to shake Kim Jong Un's hand
That is my bucket list title
You got a crazy list
I respect you for it
I mean I want to do things
You're just not a boring person
And just want to sit at home
I respect you for it
I can't shit on you for it
Because that's what you want to do
Everybody has their own stuff that they want to do
Do what makes you happy
And you can get this mindset
That oh I can't do this
Because I'm too young
Too poor, too old
Too ugly
Like I can't possibly
Do these things
Or how I'm talking about now traveling
I can't possibly do these things
I'm stuck in this situation
Oh my gosh, another ding just popped up
I'm sorry
But you can get stuck in this
Mindset because oh I can't possibly
Do these things
Yes you can, just do them
Like Nike says, just do it
Just go for it
You're going to learn that
You can do anything you set your mind to
You just got to get out of this mentality
That I can't do it
Right, yeah, absolutely
So I think that's going to wrap it up here
I hope everybody enjoyed
Our amazing conversation
That we had today
Besides the people and
We love our people everywhere
You just don't want us to get viewers
You just don't want us
To be a special podcast
You just want these certain people
That hate us, which is very wrong
And we shame on you
What? Well we were talking about
We love all people
Of all ethnicities, all races, all genders
Right?
Besides the people
And
That defeats all of that
Because Philadelphia people can be
Women, men, black, white, Mexican, whatever
They could, yeah
But that defeats your whole purpose though
So therefore we love all of our viewers
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I hate everyone
I love everyone
We're going to come
To you next time with
Rants, we're going to argue about this
Next time, because I want to get
Her an argument with this person
Right here, and just destroy
Him on every level
That's going to happen
Watch, come on just watch
Episode 5
Watch episode 5
And you're going to hear me
Destroy Evan
But anyways
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