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Welcome to Design Downtime, the podcast where

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we celebrate the joys of living a balanced creative

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life. I'm your host, Guy Segal, a design director

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in Toronto, Canada, and I invite you to join

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me on this journey as we redefine what it means

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to be a successful design professional. Let's

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break free from the shackles of hustle culture

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and embrace the full spectrum of human experience,

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because life is too precious to be spent only

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in pursuit of productivity. Today, I'm excited

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to talk to Mike Perrotti. Mike is a product designer

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at Datadog living in Brooklyn with an assortment

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of plants and reptiles, a cat, and a loving partner

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who tolerates it all. He spends his weekends

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in his lush greenhouse by day and on dark, foggy

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dance floors by night. Before moving to New York

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in 2012, he studied art in Philadelphia, then

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fell sideways into UI design and front-end development.

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He later went on to become a major contributor

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to various design systems, including GitHub's

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Primer. Along the way, he developed a pattern

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of picking up hobbies and going completely and

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shamelessly overboard with them. His houseplant

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hobby snuck up on him and, predictably, spiraled

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into an obsession. Mike, welcome to the show.

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Thanks, Guy. Nice to meet you. It's rare that

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somebody will let me just come on and talk about

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plants. Yeah, I heard about your show and I thought

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I have picked up so many little things I do

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outside of work through the years. I could have

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picked a multitude of topics, but my current

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thing is plants. I go through phases and sometimes

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the things stick and sometimes I kind of leave

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them behind. Like I went through a printmaking

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phase. I still do some printmaking, but not as

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much as I used to. So now I spend all my time

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doing stuff with my plants. So specifically,

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I focus mostly on tropicals. So things like philodendrons,

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anthuriums. I love a begonia. Some monsteras,

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but I don't know. I feel like monsteras are a

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little oversaturated right now. I feel like every

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week there's a new bizarre form of monstera coming

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out that they're trying to charge $1,000 for.

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But yeah, in the bio it says like it snuck up

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on me. What happened was my therapist actually

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recommended, hey. your depression's really bad

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this year, like seasonal depression, why don't

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you try some greenery? And I was like, all right,

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I'll give it a shot. Like how hard can a plant

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possibly be to take care of? Like I have a gecko,

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a snake, a lizard. I feel like if I can make

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a arboreal gecko from an island off the coast

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of Australia survive in a Brooklyn apartment,

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surely I can deal with a plant. So I got one

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that I just thought looked pretty because I didn't

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know much about them at the time. And it was

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a Maranta, which is a type of Calathea. They

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have really, really pretty leaves. And anybody

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who knows about plants heard me say Calathea

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and thought, oh, no, why did you make that your

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first plant? Because they are extremely fussy.

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They attract pests. I set myself up for heartbreak.

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So I killed that one. And I was like, what? How

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did I kill this? I can keep all these other more

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advanced things alive, but not this one. And

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I was like. it was so pretty i want to try it

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again and i just kind of became stubborn and

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then i eventually realized oh because you're

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you're trying to take on this complicated thing

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let's let's scale it back a little and try an

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easier philodendron and then from there i was

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as i was doing more research about the care and

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their natural environments i was like oh i thought

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the lighting in my house was enough light for

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these plants but No, then I got grow lights and

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then I was like, oh, if I can keep these alive,

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maybe I can like be bold and get some of the

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more expensive, fancy, rare plants. And that's

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when it just like blew up. And then right around

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that time, COVID hit. And not just me, like the

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entire world kind of had a little mini tulip

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mania over plants. And the same thing happened

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to me. I would just look forward to. getting

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new shipments and unboxing them and having new

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plants and taking care of them. And then that

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same year, my landlord basically kicked everyone

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out of the building because I was the only one

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paying rent. But it ended up being a blessing

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in disguise because the next place I got had

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a backyard or more like a patio. So then I was

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like, oh, well, this is a whole other realm for

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me to keep plants. I'm not limited to my... Brooklyn

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apartment and getting as close to a window as

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possible. So yeah, it just kind of blew up and

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it comes and goes in phases. And the nice thing

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is it does mesh well with keeping reptiles because

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my gecko, for example, he is from a tropical

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climate. He loves high humidity. And I converted

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his... enclosure into something called a bioactive

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vivarium so that's where it's kind of a self

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-sustaining ecosystem it's a big planted beautiful

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terrarium looking thing it has something living

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in it though it has my gecko and then it has

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a bunch of teeny little bugs you can barely see

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and the bugs are like the cleanup crew they clean

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up all the any dead plant matter and you know

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gecko poop and then the gecko poop fertilizes

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everything And then since I naturally have to

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keep it humid, that's just, it's like my cheat

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code for when I get like a really difficult orchid

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or a really difficult tropical plant that can't

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even survive in my little Ikea cabinet. It goes

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in there and it will thrive. So yeah, it just,

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it worked out really well. And I've had to, at

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certain times stop myself and be like, wait,

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you're treating this more like a collector thing

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where you are trying to just collect things because,

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I don't know, you like hold them in some level

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of status. Not status for myself, but like, ooh,

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I want that really rare hard to get player. Like

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for a while, I've really wanted this thing called

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Monstera Thai Constellation. You've almost certainly

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seen them. They're like a regular Monstera, the...

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you know, leaves with the holes in them, but

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it's very speckly. And that's called variegation.

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It's very speckly, like whites, yellows, creams.

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And this plant used to be thousands of dollars.

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Sometimes you'd get lucky and find it for upper

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hundreds. And I was like, well, that's nice,

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but I'm not going to drop that much money on

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a plant. And the other nice thing about it is

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it's got stable variegation, which means though

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that coloring is genetic so as it grows it will

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stay variegated some plants they will start out

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that way and then as they grow they will lose

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that coloring and you have to it's hard to get

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back you can maybe get it back if you trim it

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or prune it but yeah so i i didn't i didn't get

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that but i really really wanted it and it was

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like the it plant for a while And I was like,

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wait, do I want this because it's pretty or because

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it's the it plant? And then nowadays, there's

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a company in Florida called Costa Farms. They

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got them into tissue culture. which is how you

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can mass produce plants and now you could pick

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one up at walmart for like $25 so i got mine right

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when they got into tissue culture i didn't pay

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$25 but i didn't pay more than 100 so i was noticing

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like oh you seem to be getting hung up on the

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preciousness and rarity of these things don't

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be a collector these are not baseball cards these

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are not even records these are these are like

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these beautiful things that you tend to and care

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for And I started getting into plans for mental

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health reasons. And then if I feel like if I'm

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turning it into more of a collection, yeah, I

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feel like if I don't have the right mindset towards

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it, like if I don't treat it as an outlet and

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something I do, then it kind of loses the point.

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It just feels not as much fun. So yeah, that's

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like a little background. Usually I like to start

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with the origin story. How did you get into

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it? But you already touched on that. Yes, I did

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touch on that. I'm actually curious to go a bit

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further back before getting into plants was greenery

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and trees and plants and nature. Was that part

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of your world? A little bit. I mean, I'm very,

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very much a city boy. But even since I was a

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kid, like when I was growing up. My dad's side

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of the family had a trailer out like basically

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in the middle of the woods in Pennsylvania. And

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we would go out there like we lived in West Orange,

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which is a suburb of New York, like right next

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to Newark. So even though it's not like full

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on city, it's still very urban. So when I was

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growing up, there'd be weekends where we'd go

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to the trailer in Pennsylvania. And it was just

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like the luscious, greenest, most naturey thing.

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I can still smell it now. Like I love the smell.

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That's another thing in my gecko vivarium. When

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I open it up and smell it, I can smell that like

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peaty, organic, earthy smell. And it just is

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so soothing. So yeah, back then I would do that.

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And over the summers, even before I got into

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plants, I would go camping with my friends along

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the Delaware River. And then I discovered that

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they have gay campgrounds in Pennsylvania, which

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is a real hell of a time. So I got even more

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into that. And then I used to be a lot more into

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yoga. So I'd go on yoga retreats upstate. And

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I love nature. I find it like it's a really pleasant

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place for me. And I love rural stuff. But I'm also

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just such a city boy. I couldn't constantly be

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surrounded by nature. I don't know. Maybe I could

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someday. But now I like being able to go to Broadway

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and art shows and raves and whatnot. So, yeah,

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I have had a connection with nature. But as I

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said, total Yankee city boy. So what made you

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pick that first plant you got? I forget which

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plant store. Oh, it's probably the one by my

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house in Bed-Stuy. But I just went into a plant

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store. I looked around and I saw this plant that

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had this really beautiful foliage. So a Maranta,

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also called a prayer plant. I got the green version

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too. There's usually you see them and it's like

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an oval shaped leaf. And then there are like

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through the leaf, there's these stripes. It's

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like just a very beautiful pattern. So usually

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those stripes are a crimson red. but this one

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it was like a light neon green and it just looked

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it almost looked fake and they almost are a little

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bit velvety too like it's not glossy it looked

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like a a fake plant almost it just the patterning

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was so gorgeous and i was like whoa this is a

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thing that nature just made i don't know the

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evolutionary reasoning for the way the foliage

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looks but i was just like blown away by it And

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I was like, why do people like flowers? Foliage

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is so much nicer. So yeah, I was just really

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into the foliage. And I thought, oh, it would

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be cool. It would be cool to have this in my

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house rather than like a boring snake plant or

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a pure green pothos. Your direction has been

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foliage rather than focusing on flowers or...

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Yeah, flowers, I just... They seem a lot more

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complicated with the nutrients. Also, they need

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way more light than I could ever provide. So

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I live on the bottom floor of a brownstone in

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Brooklyn. There's two windows in the front and

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two tiny windows in the back in our bedroom.

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I get no natural light, which is not good. because

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that means i have to use a lot of grow lights

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i i have like a grow light budget i don't even

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pay my electric my landlord does but i just feel

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like it's so wasteful to use all this energy

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to grow plants it feels like i'm hurting the

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environment to mimic the environment in my house

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flowers just would not work for me my dad is

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a very talented gardener and grower and he does

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all the fancy like nutrients and stuff to get

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things to produce fruit or flowers, but I was

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just like, no, I just, I just want the tropical

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stuff. It also, I think besides the fact that

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it's like, it grows in the understory and it

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can deal with lower light. Most of these plants,

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like most philodendrons will grow very easily.

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You don't need to do that much for them. And

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it just kind of fits in with the, the like interior

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design aesthetic of my apartment. These plants

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are things I can put in my reptile enclosures

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and they will work well. So yeah, I think that's

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why I picked those. And now that I mentioned

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how they fit in with my aesthetic, it also made

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me remember that a few years ago, as I was a

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few years into my plant journey, I realized there

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were parallels between... designing UI or like

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systems and UI and keeping plants. So like, I

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know that sounds wild and it doesn't actually

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sound possible, but like in my house, if I wanted

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to, I could grow whatever I wanted, make it gorgeous

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and make it like a really healthy plants. But

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then I would have to have like this. ugly blue

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red lighting and like plasticky grow tents my

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apartment might get humidity and moldy so it's

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like yeah you can so that would be like if you

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built a website with straight up html no css

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it's like yeah it's performant it's accessible

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all that good stuff but then it's like yeah but

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it looks like crap what i have to do is i have

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to work with the harsh environment of my of my

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apartment which is kind of like working in the

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harsh environment of browsers and be like all

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right here's the tools available to us i can

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i can't just like take like i have some anthuriums

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which are these beautiful south american plants

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with like this silvery veining and they're like

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velvety leaves i would love to just put that

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right on my coffee table and it would look beautiful

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but it would also die so it's like if you go

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too far in the other direction you're like i'm

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just gonna place things where they look cute

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those plants are probably gonna die especially

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in the winter when my humidity gets down to like

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10 so it's like all right i have to figure out

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how to cluster these things so that it makes

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the watering easier that's another thing maintenance

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i have a whole system in the winter of like where

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i put things because i have i did a count two

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weeks ago And I have 159 plants. So watering

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all of those and caring for all of those, especially

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because there's a lot of divas in that mix. It's

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a lot. So I have to like plan out where I put

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things based on their needs. Lighting is the

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biggest thing. Like, as I said, I have a budget

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for how many watts I will let myself have with

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grow lights. So I'm like, all right, these highly

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variegated plants. are going to get clustered

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right here under my like super strong grow light.

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And then things like orchids and calatheas and

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certain begonias. I'm like, you guys can deal

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with the lower lighting. You're going to go here.

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Or a pothos or something. I'm like, yeah, that

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shady corner over there, that's fine for you.

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So I have to like balance out what's going to

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look good, what's going to be maintainable, and

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most importantly, how are the plants going to

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survive in that? So it's kind of like, it's a

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push and pull. I can't just enforce whatever

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I want on them, but I also don't want to optimize

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my apartment for plants and have it look like

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a, you know, grow house or something. You mentioned

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that you don't want this to become another collection.

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How do you keep yourself from going, you know,

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over that boundary? A little bit of it is the

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shame of like, I get a shipment of a plant and

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my boyfriend's like... how much is that plant

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so or like you know i live with my boyfriend

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he has to live there too and i think when i when

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i bring everything in from outside for the summer

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there's just a look on his face of like oh my

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god what why is this living room a jungle now

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he does like it but at first he's like oh my

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god i forgot that there was this much greenery

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so there's a little bit of shame but also it's

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very easy to just remind myself you're not doing

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this for the material part of it like you're

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not doing this just to have like some really

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hot looking plants you're doing this because

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it feels really good to take care of something

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and watch it grow like oh the satisfaction i

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get when i see a new leaf unfurling it's just

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so incredible because it's it's i know that like

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i only had a part in making that happen the plant

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did all the work but especially when i have a

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very challenging plant like there are some times

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where i'm like why am i doing this to myself

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this plant is such a diva but when i can get

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those to behave well i'm just like oh i feel

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so good about myself the foliage is beautiful

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it's also a slightly meditative time for me.

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It used to be every Thursday night, my routine

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would be, all right, we're stopping work at a

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reasonable hour tonight, and we're going to spend

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a few hours doing plant stuff, mostly watering

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and nutrients and whatnot. So I just remind myself,

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you're in this more for the care and cultivation

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and less for the having things. So another thing

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that helps with that is, like I was saying earlier,

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I kind of have to plan up. plan my setup and

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think how things will work together. I have an

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Ikea cabinet that I converted into a greenhouse.

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I installed some fans, lights, a humidity system.

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And I'm finding that it's just as much fun to

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take what I already have, the plants I already

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have, and make nice terrariums for them or just

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do things to make them look nice, but with the

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same constraints of their health needs in mind.

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like i have some begonias that are have blown

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up they've gotten so big they're outgrowing their

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terrariums but it was really fun to like make

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the little terrariums and they look so pretty

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especially when i remember to prune them they

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look so nice and i'm like oh yeah it's fun to

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have these little things and then it's like oh

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i've created like this little self-sustaining

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environment like my begonias that i made terrariums

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for they are they're in there because they just

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need so much humidity and they need such consistent

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conditions so even though they are known to be

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very difficult diva plants they just thrive once

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i set everything up and as i said it's just to

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watch something grow to watch a leaf unfurl is

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so satisfying my favorite leaf to watch unfurl

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or to grow and harden is an anthurium

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leaf because they start off really tiny like

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an inch or two when they first come out and unfurl

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and then they're usually like a deep deep red

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and the veining is very subtle and every day

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you'll see it get a little bigger and a little

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greener and the veining becomes more prominent

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like i really want to do a what's it called stop

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motion i guess it's yeah stop motion where you

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take like a photo every few seconds i really

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want to do one of those of an anthurium growing

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i think it would be gorgeous but i just haven't

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like taken the time to set do the setup but yeah

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it's just like it's so pretty to watch And back,

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I worked at home for eight years. So that's another

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reason why my collection got so big. But I worked

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at home for eight years. And sometimes I would

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just stop what I was doing because I'd get stressed

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out and move over into the living room and just

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look into my cabinet, see what's going on. And

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it's like, yeah, this is the part I like. I like

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creating this environment and having like this

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kind of zen thing to watch and grow with. So

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you said you had 159 plants at home? I do, yes.

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And that is quite a complex system of maintenance,

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of what can be with what, lighting and all that.

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What sort of considerations go into getting your

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160th plant? How many Excel spreadsheets do you

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have to consult to know what to get? I actually

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started making a spreadsheet a few years ago.

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And then halfway through, I was like, I don't

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want to do this. This is dumb. Like, it was like,

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no, I... I should not have to make an Excel spreadsheet

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for a hobby. Actually, I do love a spreadsheet,

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but I was just like, so if I was to get 160th

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plant, there's no plans right now. It's a balance

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of factors. It's like, is there a space that

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is available? Usually the answer would be no.

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Is there a place I can put this? Why do I want

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this 160th plant? What makes this so special?

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How expensive is it? And what's the care like?

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So yeah, it's mostly about space, cost, and how

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much attention it's going to need. I recently,

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I did get a new plant recently. I've slightly

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like, I wouldn't say sworn off plants, but I

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have been trying to curb my buying. And recently

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I got my top wishlist plant. It's been on my

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list for... I don't know, since like the beginning,

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probably since like 2020, 2021. And I had been

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waiting so long to get it because I was like,

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all right, let's hold off. Maybe it'll go into

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tissue culture. But this plant is notoriously

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difficult. Like it will not go into tissue culture.

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It's called a philodendron ilsemanii. It's from

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South America, but it's mostly like the grower

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who's best known for cultivating it is. kunzo

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i forget his last name but he's a japanese plant

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person and he's been producing them and i saw

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that there's a nursery in detroit rare plant

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fairy she's been cultivating them as well and

00:22:53.609 --> 00:22:56.109
she like if there's a plant that's about to be

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really hot she's usually the one where you'll

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see it start to drop in price on her site so

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i was like oh rare plant fairy has them now she's

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put out like a few in the past year Over time,

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she's been putting them out. I'm like, I'm going

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to wait until it gets a little less expensive.

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The price dropped pretty drastically a few years

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ago. It used to be like almost $1,000 for a

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teeny tiny one. And it recently got down to like

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$400. And then I saw a really tiny one for $300.

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And I was like, all right, these are never going

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to go into tissue culture. I've wanted one for

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forever. I've read conflicting things. I've read

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they have stable variegation, but I've also read

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they have chimeric variegation. So I'm like,

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I think this will keep its variegation, but I'm

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not sure. I couldn't find... Chimeric variegation

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is where it can grow out and just become all

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green. So I was like, all right, you've wanted

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this for years. It's the growing season, so it's

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a safe time to get it. However, it is a bit of

00:24:01.119 --> 00:24:04.079
a diva, mostly because it loves consistent conditions.

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And also I was buying one on the cheap. So it

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was a teeny tiny baby. And those are even harder

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to care for. So I was like, all right, it's the

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growing season. You have space in your IKEA cabinet.

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You will have enough time to make sure it is

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in good condition. So I finally got that one.

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And I was like, OK, I have my top wish list plant.

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Like, are there other plants I want? Yeah. But

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do I need them? God, no. But the other thing

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I'll take into account is last year I built a,

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have you seen a vertical like green wall, like

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a plant wall? You've seen those before? Yep.

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So I built my own because as I was starting last

00:24:47.630 --> 00:24:50.009
like August planning out, bringing everything

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back inside, I was like, I want to like go a

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little further. with the presentation of these

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like i used to have them on like these little

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shelves i was like i want to do a green wall

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i bet i could pull that off so i did some research

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and i made one and like over the winter when

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i normally don't buy plants because my apartment

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is just hostile and they have to acclimate but

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over the winter i would notice oh there's some

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spots in here that i could fill in and i would

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go to a nursery and get like you know a cheap

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five to fifteen dollar pothos to just stick in

00:25:26.569 --> 00:25:30.009
there to fill out that area because as i mentioned

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earlier you have to plan things based on the

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lighting and it's not that i didn't have enough

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plants to fill the space i totally could have

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it's just like there were spaces in the green

00:25:39.109 --> 00:25:41.369
wall that i didn't have anything that would fit

00:25:41.369 --> 00:25:45.609
there so i think what can handle these care requirements

00:25:45.609 --> 00:25:48.769
and usually the things that can go in those empty

00:25:48.769 --> 00:25:52.799
spaces were cheaper. So it's about like, is

00:25:52.799 --> 00:25:54.740
there like, is there an aesthetic reason to add

00:25:54.740 --> 00:25:57.579
plants? And usually, usually I can fill those

00:25:57.579 --> 00:26:00.279
spaces with the cheaper ones. So with so many

00:26:00.279 --> 00:26:02.880
plants in your apartment, how impossible is it

00:26:02.880 --> 00:26:06.420
for you to go on vacation or even in the future

00:26:06.420 --> 00:26:10.079
move out? That's a very good question. So I do

00:26:10.079 --> 00:26:11.960
get a little stressed out when I'm on vacation,

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not a lot, just a little. But the thing is, I,

00:26:15.970 --> 00:26:18.670
you know, I had a hard enough time finding somebody

00:26:18.670 --> 00:26:20.750
who would come take care of my reptiles while

00:26:20.750 --> 00:26:22.849
I was on vacation. Like some places were just

00:26:22.849 --> 00:26:25.230
like, you want us to do what? But yeah, there's

00:26:25.230 --> 00:26:27.369
a pet care service in Brooklyn. They know who

00:26:27.369 --> 00:26:29.089
I am. They're like, oh, you're the lizard guy.

00:26:29.210 --> 00:26:32.390
Yes, I'm the lizard guy, I guess. But yeah, so

00:26:32.390 --> 00:26:34.990
that is hard enough. And then I asked, there's

00:26:34.990 --> 00:26:37.430
this guy who runs a beautiful store in Brooklyn

00:26:37.430 --> 00:26:39.990
called Brooklyn Horticulture. I asked him, I

00:26:39.990 --> 00:26:42.589
was like, hey, do you know somebody who could

00:26:42.589 --> 00:26:45.700
like. I would pay them to come water my plants

00:26:45.700 --> 00:26:47.779
while I'm in Japan for two weeks. He's like,

00:26:47.819 --> 00:26:50.799
no, the only person I know only does Park Slope.

00:26:50.839 --> 00:26:54.059
I was like, okay. So I can't get anyone to come.

00:26:54.160 --> 00:26:58.119
So what I do is I just do my best before I leave

00:26:58.119 --> 00:27:02.160
to make sure they're set up. Most things, they

00:27:02.160 --> 00:27:04.180
don't even want to be watered. I'm rarely gone

00:27:04.180 --> 00:27:05.880
for more than two weeks. They don't even want

00:27:05.880 --> 00:27:08.079
to be watered that often. So I just make sure

00:27:08.079 --> 00:27:11.240
they're nice and watered. all my grow lights

00:27:11.240 --> 00:27:13.599
are on a timer so i don't have to worry about

00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:16.180
that or if they're outside the sun does its thing

00:27:16.180 --> 00:27:19.740
being the sun but yeah i it's mostly the watering

00:27:19.740 --> 00:27:23.799
and then there is a little system i have where

00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:27.140
it's these like tubes it's the gravity feeds

00:27:27.140 --> 00:27:30.180
so it's like these little pvc tubes i just put

00:27:30.180 --> 00:27:32.720
a thing of water high up and then feed the tubes

00:27:32.720 --> 00:27:37.799
into the thirstier girls like my alocasias they

00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:40.740
do not like to dry out well most of them don't

00:27:40.740 --> 00:27:44.299
like to dry out or calatheas some begonias yeah

00:27:44.299 --> 00:27:46.339
so like certain things i'll be like all right

00:27:46.339 --> 00:27:48.059
you're gonna get the tube the rest of you i'm

00:27:48.059 --> 00:27:50.480
just watering and hoping for the best and then

00:27:50.480 --> 00:27:52.559
when i get home from vacation one of the first

00:27:52.559 --> 00:27:54.779
things i do i put down my suitcase i run over

00:27:54.779 --> 00:27:56.940
to my ikea cabinet because that's where the diva

00:27:56.940 --> 00:27:58.880
girl that's where the fancy ones are i'm like

00:27:58.880 --> 00:28:01.319
all right all right let's see what is the carnage

00:28:01.929 --> 00:28:04.269
And I think I've figured it out because the last

00:28:04.269 --> 00:28:07.509
few times hasn't really been that bad. The ones

00:28:07.509 --> 00:28:10.009
that usually suffer when I'm gone are the alocasias

00:28:10.009 --> 00:28:12.210
because they like very consistent conditions.

00:28:13.269 --> 00:28:15.250
And I'm just like, all right, an alocasia lost

00:28:15.250 --> 00:28:18.430
a few leaves. But the other nice thing about

00:28:18.430 --> 00:28:21.069
those is they're tubers, so they grow from bulbs.

00:28:21.269 --> 00:28:23.650
And I think that's part of the reason why they

00:28:23.650 --> 00:28:26.509
come back so easily. Those and begonias, if I

00:28:26.509 --> 00:28:28.430
see those lose a bunch of leaves, I'm like, oh.

00:28:28.730 --> 00:28:30.910
it's fine. I'll just baby you for a little bit

00:28:30.910 --> 00:28:33.289
and you'll spring back to life. So yeah, it's

00:28:33.289 --> 00:28:36.230
stressful, but I just hope for the best. Because

00:28:36.230 --> 00:28:39.069
as a reminder, I'm like, this is something that

00:28:39.069 --> 00:28:41.970
should be bringing you joy and making you happy,

00:28:42.049 --> 00:28:45.529
not adding stress to your life. Do your pets

00:28:45.529 --> 00:28:48.549
ever get to enjoy the plants? Do the worlds collide?

00:28:49.049 --> 00:28:52.289
The worlds certainly collide for my gecko. So

00:28:52.289 --> 00:28:55.470
he has, as I described earlier, a bioactive ovarian,

00:28:55.509 --> 00:28:58.680
which requires plants. He gets some really nice

00:28:58.680 --> 00:29:02.880
plants in there. My bearded dragon likes it really

00:29:02.880 --> 00:29:07.900
dry or pretty dry. So there's not, I don't really

00:29:07.900 --> 00:29:10.680
do cacti or succulents that much. She has one

00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:14.880
like non-spined cactus in there, but I'm just

00:29:14.880 --> 00:29:16.400
going to take it out. I just take it out and

00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:18.519
put it in the backyard for more sun over the

00:29:18.519 --> 00:29:20.559
summer. It just kind of sits there. It's not

00:29:20.559 --> 00:29:22.799
a whole big display presentation like it is for

00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:26.910
the gecko. My snake, I have not even attempted

00:29:26.910 --> 00:29:29.029
to plant in her enclosure because I know she'll

00:29:29.029 --> 00:29:32.490
just destroy it. And then I did try and switch

00:29:32.490 --> 00:29:35.509
my... I have a blue-tongued skink, which is

00:29:35.509 --> 00:29:38.109
like... I call it a lizard burrito. It's like

00:29:38.109 --> 00:29:40.769
this big, fat, thick lizard with these little

00:29:40.769 --> 00:29:43.349
legs. I've tried planting in her enclosure before

00:29:43.349 --> 00:29:46.450
because they actually will... Some people get

00:29:46.450 --> 00:29:48.789
really fancy and they will grow little herb gardens

00:29:48.789 --> 00:29:51.009
and they let their blue-tongued skink eat the

00:29:51.009 --> 00:29:54.089
herbs. So I tried that and she was just like,

00:29:54.170 --> 00:29:58.910
nah, I'm gonna wreck this. So those don't collide

00:29:58.910 --> 00:30:03.170
as much. My cat, I'm very lucky. My cat leaves

00:30:03.170 --> 00:30:06.250
my stuff alone. So there's a lot of plants that

00:30:06.250 --> 00:30:10.349
I just can't have in my cat's way because...

00:30:11.069 --> 00:30:13.890
Some of them are toxic to cats. So I have to

00:30:13.890 --> 00:30:15.650
think about that when I'm placing plants too.

00:30:15.690 --> 00:30:18.970
But thankfully, she will leave things alone unless

00:30:18.970 --> 00:30:22.750
it's like long grass-like looking fronds. Like

00:30:22.750 --> 00:30:25.769
I have this thing called a ponytail palm. It

00:30:25.769 --> 00:30:28.069
looks like a bunch of blades of grass bursting

00:30:28.069 --> 00:30:31.670
out of a tree stump. And she just loves to chew

00:30:31.670 --> 00:30:34.630
on that. Or she'll just go and sniff it. So like

00:30:34.630 --> 00:30:36.920
she'll... I don't even know why she does it.

00:30:36.940 --> 00:30:38.720
She like chews it up and then I'll find it like

00:30:38.720 --> 00:30:40.539
little chewed leaves next to it. I'm like, you're

00:30:40.539 --> 00:30:43.380
not even eating it. What are you doing? So my

00:30:43.380 --> 00:30:45.480
cat loves to chew it, but she's just kind of

00:30:45.480 --> 00:30:48.619
like, oh, yep, these are here. I'm assuming your

00:30:48.619 --> 00:30:51.960
plants take over multiple areas of your apartment.

00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:56.660
No, I mostly condense them to my living room

00:30:56.660 --> 00:30:59.819
because as I said, I do live with my boyfriend.

00:30:59.920 --> 00:31:03.640
So I'm like, I can't take over the entire apartment.

00:31:04.430 --> 00:31:07.589
So I have like the gecko vivarium is in my office,

00:31:07.650 --> 00:31:09.890
which is like I have a railroad style apartment.

00:31:09.970 --> 00:31:11.990
So the office is right off of the living room.

00:31:12.069 --> 00:31:14.730
So like the gecko vivarium is in there, but everything

00:31:14.730 --> 00:31:19.329
else I have a plant wall by like in place of

00:31:19.329 --> 00:31:21.789
my non-working fireplace, like under the mantle.

00:31:22.210 --> 00:31:24.589
Then I've got the Ikea cabin in the living room.

00:31:25.150 --> 00:31:27.730
I've got a little corner where the tall plants

00:31:27.730 --> 00:31:29.950
go next to a chair. It's a great little reading

00:31:29.950 --> 00:31:32.529
nook. And then there's a shelf above my couch.

00:31:33.240 --> 00:31:36.259
and then i have hanging baskets in my window

00:31:36.259 --> 00:31:38.700
so it's like this is the space you have to work

00:31:38.700 --> 00:31:42.019
with you can't be expanding into the bedroom

00:31:42.019 --> 00:31:44.640
or the kitchen i mean because it's a railroad

00:31:44.640 --> 00:31:47.539
style apartment and we only have those two windows

00:31:47.539 --> 00:31:50.980
up front it would just be it would be wasteful

00:31:50.980 --> 00:31:54.500
to have stuff in the kitchen or bathroom because

00:31:54.500 --> 00:31:56.619
there's no windows i'd have to do grow lights

00:31:56.619 --> 00:32:00.279
and then the bedroom it's just like i i've kind

00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:02.619
of like the living room is my space and i feel

00:32:02.619 --> 00:32:04.559
like the bedroom is my boyfriend's space it's

00:32:04.559 --> 00:32:07.720
like his crap is just all over there so i'm like

00:32:07.720 --> 00:32:09.579
you you have the bedroom do whatever you want

00:32:09.579 --> 00:32:11.539
let me just have the living room so it's mostly

00:32:11.539 --> 00:32:14.519
confined to the living room do you ever go out

00:32:14.519 --> 00:32:17.740
and experience other people's plants and vice

00:32:17.740 --> 00:32:20.759
versa have people over what's your relationship

00:32:20.759 --> 00:32:24.299
with the community of of plant people sadly i

00:32:24.299 --> 00:32:27.269
don't know a lot of other plant people so there's

00:32:27.269 --> 00:32:30.730
this one guy i know from like the music scene and

00:32:30.730 --> 00:32:34.589
robert valera he is a very talented musician

00:32:34.589 --> 00:32:38.549
but he's also really into frogs and plants like

00:32:38.549 --> 00:32:41.150
he's kind of living my dream his job is that

00:32:41.150 --> 00:32:44.710
he goes to like big like restaurants or he did

00:32:44.710 --> 00:32:46.890
a big installation in vegas he just does beautiful

00:32:46.890 --> 00:32:50.029
plant installations so whenever i see him at

00:32:50.029 --> 00:32:52.589
a show we'll be like oh my god we can nerd out

00:32:52.589 --> 00:32:55.670
about plants like we never get to do this so

00:32:56.200 --> 00:32:59.960
i know him and then i am pretty friendly with

00:32:59.960 --> 00:33:03.039
uh the owner of brooklyn horticulture which is

00:33:03.039 --> 00:33:06.920
a like plant studio but also a plant store like

00:33:06.920 --> 00:33:09.720
last time there was an equigenera sale equigenera

00:33:09.720 --> 00:33:12.140
is a grower from ecuador they do like pop-ups

00:33:12.140 --> 00:33:15.279
all over the world and they're always when they're

00:33:15.279 --> 00:33:16.960
in new york they're always at brooklyn horticulture

00:33:16.960 --> 00:33:20.279
and it was so rainy i was waiting in line and

00:33:20.279 --> 00:33:22.119
he came outside and he saw me and he just gave

00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:24.039
me a little nod of like hey want to cut the line

00:33:24.039 --> 00:33:26.259
and i was like oh my god i feel like a plant

00:33:26.259 --> 00:33:29.299
celebrity but other than that i just will like

00:33:29.299 --> 00:33:32.140
talk to people online through instagram just

00:33:32.140 --> 00:33:36.339
like people who i've come across or like one

00:33:36.339 --> 00:33:39.919
of my friends moved to portland recently and

00:33:39.919 --> 00:33:42.039
introduced me to one of his friends there who

00:33:42.039 --> 00:33:45.599
also has a snake and he has a greenhouse. And

00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:48.559
I think he even works in plants, but he'll like

00:33:48.559 --> 00:33:50.859
post photos of his plants and we'll just talk

00:33:50.859 --> 00:33:52.700
a lot about them. Like, oh my God, how did you

00:33:52.700 --> 00:33:55.700
get your Anthurium Vechii that gigantic? And

00:33:55.700 --> 00:33:58.140
how does it deal with the winter? So yeah, like

00:33:58.140 --> 00:34:00.220
there's a few people I talk to online. There's

00:34:00.220 --> 00:34:03.440
only two people I really know in person. Also,

00:34:03.579 --> 00:34:06.740
I try not to, like, I don't really do the...

00:34:07.490 --> 00:34:10.530
instagram plant thing like that's a very popular

00:34:10.530 --> 00:34:13.670
thing like people will just have big instagrams

00:34:13.670 --> 00:34:15.449
of plants and there's like plant influencers

00:34:15.449 --> 00:34:19.489
and i'm just not a social media person and i

00:34:19.489 --> 00:34:23.050
also find that that community can be not nearly

00:34:23.050 --> 00:34:25.789
as toxic and awful as the reptile people but

00:34:25.789 --> 00:34:28.869
the plant i'm just like i don't really want to

00:34:28.869 --> 00:34:32.670
engage it's just a lot of snobbery and weird

00:34:32.670 --> 00:34:36.079
opinions So yeah, it's mostly those two people

00:34:36.079 --> 00:34:40.480
and then a few randos I meet online who seem

00:34:40.480 --> 00:34:43.280
to have the same approach to it as I do. So looking

00:34:43.280 --> 00:34:46.260
back, would you say your therapist's recommendation,

00:34:46.440 --> 00:34:50.119
was that a good thing? I think it was. I wasn't

00:34:50.119 --> 00:34:51.679
expecting it to be. I thought I'd be like, I'll

00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:53.579
be bored of this in a minute. I won't even care

00:34:53.579 --> 00:34:57.260
about this. So I think it was. The other thing

00:34:57.260 --> 00:35:00.539
that it helped with is... the grow lights in

00:35:00.539 --> 00:35:03.500
the winter kind of act like a bonus sad lamp

00:35:03.500 --> 00:35:05.840
so i used to have one of those seasonal affective

00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:08.539
disorder lamps on my desk i was too embarrassed

00:35:08.539 --> 00:35:10.460
to use one when i was in an office but i would

00:35:10.460 --> 00:35:13.300
use one in my house and then i was like wait

00:35:13.300 --> 00:35:18.300
i already have like a 35 watt led shining on

00:35:18.300 --> 00:35:21.139
me right now and i do think like the past few

00:35:21.139 --> 00:35:23.500
years when i started to like bulk up my grow

00:35:23.500 --> 00:35:26.019
lights and the greenery in my living room it

00:35:26.019 --> 00:35:29.250
has certainly helped with my mood so like in

00:35:29.250 --> 00:35:33.489
the winter when it's you know sleeting and 20

00:35:33.489 --> 00:35:37.849
degrees outside and i just am in my living room

00:35:37.849 --> 00:35:40.590
and i lay on my couch and look up around at the

00:35:40.590 --> 00:35:45.090
lush tropical jungle around me it's so nice and

00:35:45.090 --> 00:35:48.230
it does feel like a bit of a sanctuary like i

00:35:48.230 --> 00:35:50.210
know it's not probably not good for my back to

00:35:50.210 --> 00:35:52.389
work on my couch but sometimes i'll go over to

00:35:52.389 --> 00:35:54.889
my couch just to be in the room with all the

00:35:54.889 --> 00:35:58.190
plants but it's a little bit of a double-edged

00:35:58.190 --> 00:36:02.230
sword because yeah those parts are calming but

00:36:02.230 --> 00:36:05.690
also as i mentioned i've had to like catch myself

00:36:05.690 --> 00:36:09.489
and be like is this a love or is it an obsession

00:36:09.489 --> 00:36:11.909
i want it to be more of a love i don't want it

00:36:11.909 --> 00:36:15.550
to be like a i'm coveting these rare special

00:36:15.550 --> 00:36:18.769
plants because then i think it becomes actually

00:36:18.769 --> 00:36:22.170
an obsession it's not healthy and it will just

00:36:22.170 --> 00:36:26.519
cause me more stress and also every i mean i'm

00:36:26.519 --> 00:36:30.159
kind of joking but every november-ish after

00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:33.519
i bring the plants in in winter setting in there's

00:36:33.519 --> 00:36:35.980
a period where everything will like slow down

00:36:35.980 --> 00:36:38.679
and die back a little and every year i'm like

00:36:38.679 --> 00:36:41.440
oh my god it's the season of death like what

00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:44.239
what plants are gonna fall victim every year

00:36:44.239 --> 00:36:46.079
i've gotten better at preventing that from happening

00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:48.059
but there are certain plants where it's just

00:36:48.059 --> 00:36:50.579
a natural part of their life cycle like caladiums

00:36:51.019 --> 00:36:52.619
i have no business having caladium they're a

00:36:52.619 --> 00:36:56.820
total outside tropical beautiful plant but you

00:36:56.820 --> 00:36:59.360
can enjoy them in the spring and summer but then

00:36:59.360 --> 00:37:01.820
you have to harvest the bulbs or just keep the

00:37:01.820 --> 00:37:04.880
soil really good and then they'll come back like

00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:06.559
they'll die in the winter and they'll come back

00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:08.460
in the summer but other things it's just like

00:37:08.460 --> 00:37:12.019
oh they were enjoying bright light and high humidity

00:37:12.019 --> 00:37:14.539
outside and now i'm telling them nope you're

00:37:14.539 --> 00:37:16.980
getting 10 humidity and we're getting like i

00:37:16.980 --> 00:37:19.769
don't know eight hours of sunlight Mike, where

00:37:19.769 --> 00:37:22.469
can people find you? That is a great question.

00:37:22.570 --> 00:37:25.949
So as I said, I'm really not a social media person.

00:37:26.030 --> 00:37:29.190
I just don't really use it. I just kind of lurk

00:37:29.190 --> 00:37:31.530
and comment a little on Reddit. But I can share

00:37:31.530 --> 00:37:35.610
my LinkedIn. That's a good way to get a hold

00:37:35.610 --> 00:37:38.150
of me. My personal website is in a desperate,

00:37:38.250 --> 00:37:40.110
desperate need of being redone. So I will not

00:37:40.110 --> 00:37:42.250
share that. But aren't all of our personal websites

00:37:42.250 --> 00:37:44.289
desperately needing to be redone? But anyway,

00:37:44.409 --> 00:37:46.769
yeah, I'll share LinkedIn. I could share Instagram.

00:37:46.909 --> 00:37:48.989
You'll be very bored if you follow me. I don't

00:37:48.989 --> 00:37:52.429
really post, but sometimes I will post some plant

00:37:52.429 --> 00:37:56.829
stuff. Like, oh, last year I got my, I have a

00:37:56.829 --> 00:38:00.050
Hoya called a Compacta Carnosa, aka Hindu rope.

00:38:00.750 --> 00:38:03.389
And Hoyas can be a little tricky to get to flower,

00:38:03.510 --> 00:38:05.679
but when they do... Oh my God, it's stunning.

00:38:05.760 --> 00:38:08.199
I posted that a few times on Instagram. It's

00:38:08.199 --> 00:38:11.739
like these ball-shaped clusters of these really

00:38:11.739 --> 00:38:14.940
intricate, beautiful pink flowers. And it looks

00:38:14.940 --> 00:38:19.360
like green ropes with big pink pom-pom balls

00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:21.480
attached to it. So yeah, maybe you'll get some

00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:23.900
cute plant photos. But yeah, you're not going

00:38:23.900 --> 00:38:26.500
to get much out of me from social media. And

00:38:26.500 --> 00:38:29.699
that is totally fine. Yes. Thank you so much

00:38:29.699 --> 00:38:31.880
for joining us today. Thank you so much for having

00:38:31.880 --> 00:38:35.079
me. I will jump at any opportunity to ramble

00:38:35.079 --> 00:38:40.059
on about plants. This is all for this episode

00:38:40.059 --> 00:38:41.940
of Design Downtime. Thank you for joining me.

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And until next time, I hope you enjoy your downtime.