What it do, what it do, this your boy Ken Yash and y'all tune in to another episode of All In All Family.
What it do Queen E, what it do black tape, what it do.
Man shit man, same shit different pile.
What it do, what it do.
Man I can tell you it's blessed to be, it's blessed to be out here today.
I promise.
I ain't even gonna lie to you, I feel so lovely right now.
I feel lovely when goddamn Monday see here and say, hey I'm going on fucker vacation.
Boy who?
I'm sick of this shit.
I'm like motherfucking Garfield, bitch I hate Monday.
Man.
Man hey.
Shit is trash.
Don't you ever feel like you can just lay back and just say, like you say fuck those
kids you just say.
Fuck that job.
Man fuck that job.
Yeah, yeah, I know it be plenty of time I work with a woman and I ain't fucking lying.
I go in and deep thought man do I really need, do I need to go to that company?
Do I really need this motherfucker?
Cause I don't get to if I don't want to.
I didn't get to the point where.
Then I started to think about the bills.
Yeah.
That shit will have you going fucking crazy bills man.
Yeah cause I didn't get to the point where I'm at work and I only want to be there and
I just like running the company.
They just, I just stopped answering questions that I used to answer for these customers
like I don't know.
I just came to show answers and I'm like I don't know.
Hey the crazy thing about the job.
I just don't care.
The crazy thing.
I just screwed your show.
The crazy thing about the job is hey can you come in today on this Wednesday?
Uh uh.
Ain't you supposed to be out?
Ain't you off?
I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't do it for no reason.
I wouldn't even have to come.
I'm going to get anybody that's supposed to be you know what I'm saying cause y'all
going to have like a little supervisor or some shit.
I'm a DND yo.
I'm going to get all they numbers.
I ain't even going to do that.
And so I'm going to get it because you want to know what I'm going to get.
I know how, I know to ignore that motherfucker.
And my mama off day and you calling me.
You ain't got to get close to her.
I ain't even answering that motherfucker.
I ain't going to answer that motherfucker.
I ain't even going to answer that motherfucker.
I ain't working.
I'm at a T-zone.
I'll throw the whole fucking phone away.
I ain't even going to do that.
That's the day-
Cause I'm on my phone-
That's the day you should literally-
Cause I'm just going to be trashed.
That's the day you should give your phone to your child and if your child want to lose
something, that's the motherfucking day that your phone should be lost.
See, that's the crazy thing though with keys and phones.
They see somebody calling.
Oh, they're gonna ignore that shit.
Flick it up.
Hey, one thing about it though, they don't-
That shit ain't important. That game ain't more important right now.
Wait, I don't understand.
What the fuck they up on?
When you want them to hide something, they don't wanna hide shit.
I'm watching Cocoa Melon. Don't disturb me.
Yeah.
But they gon- but you sitting there,
well hold on, how the fuck you gonna tell me don't disturb you?
And nigga, you lost my whole motherfucking key.
Have you ever, definitely, have you ever lost something but you was scared to go home?
Yes.
Yeah, my ring.
I lost my motherfucking ring.
Hey, the most heart-beating thing in the fucking world.
Now how the fuck am I gonna explain this?
You can't explain it to a woman. You took that bitch off.
Yeah.
Hey, I had-
In my mind.
And that man-
Took that bitch off on purpose.
He took it off, he throw that bitch against the wall while you were hitting the bitch from the back.
You was- you can say I was-
Yeah, I'll touch you coming with me out, man.
God damn, baby, I gotta wash my goddamn hand. I'm supposed to take it off to wash my-
No the fuck you don't. You wash it with it on. Damn.
Hey, but when you wash your hand, it becomes slippery.
Baby, you know you got a woman that watch your every move,
and she done watched you wash your hands a million times with that ring on.
But that one time she see you washing your hands without that ring,
that's when the problem come in.
Oh, it's more-
How you wash your hands that much and your ring come off?
Shit happens.
That ring was hitting on you real snug.
Shit happens.
Ain't no shit happens.
Shit does happen.
I'm gonna tell you something.
Nigga be out there at work, nigga's horseplay at work for real.
Y'all don't understand, like, working with a bunch of niggas, we like to do shit, we like to react shit.
So if a ring fly off and a nigga grab out like this, a nigga can grab your hand,
y'all can be playing that bitch slip off with your beam, with the flow.
And you swiping down, that nigga got it, he ain't got it.
And get with it, a whole month after you done went and bought a new one,
nigga that motherfucker go right under your triple K.
Probably under a beam, right there, right there in the beam.
Right there in the beam.
I done lost watches.
Man, I lost, I'm gonna tell you something, that's for real.
When I was married, I lost my wedding ring.
When I was moving, I left it at a female house and I got motherfucking cussed out on.
And I told, and the girl had come down there and said,
baby look, I just showed, I had to show the paper, like he just put the bed up today,
I just had to sign it.
He had to get my yellow copy.
I said, baby I told you, man, I shit.
What the fuck, what I supposed to do, put the bed up, then fuck her?
I'm already tired from that.
Right.
You putting a big ass king size bed up.
I'm talking about the one with the.
Baby, I ain't got no more energy left.
Man, no more energy in me.
I ain't no motherfucking Superman.
You had to go upstairs with this shit.
Use your fucking brain.
Man, hey, sometimes we don't use our brain because, hey, I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna lie.
I know, I promise, I swear to God.
I swear the most, worstest outcome at all time.
Like, if something going on, like, you know what I'm saying,
I'll watch the other phone, she look at that nigga in the bed.
That nigga muck out in the book.
Boy, that nigga speed home.
Oh God, nigga get a ticket just to go home.
Look, come up in the motherfucking house like you looking for something.
Oh God.
Shit.
Baby, you see my.
Damn, they ain't here, baby.
Okay.
Goddamn.
On the slick, there's plenty of time I done did it.
I done rushed through that motherfucker.
Yeah, trying to hurry up and get in there motherfucker.
What you motherfucker?
Look, man, I'm trying to see if the Conor rapper's on the floor.
Hey, look, look at that nigga with your truck.
Oh.
Shit, I ain't gonna lie, but I flipped that bitch trying to get out.
I thought I left my money at home.
Money right here on the side of my damn pocket.
All right, guys, I'll see you later.
I'll see you later.
That little nigga come back home.
Ten minutes later.
Nah, before you go back to work, what you gonna do?
I'm gonna sit up this motherfucker screaming ass.
I believe the nigga gonna come out because he know I just live.
He said, what you gonna say when you come back home?
Baby, I thought you flipped the truck.
What happened?
It was a false alarm.
I thought it got flipped.
But the tow truck came and put it back.
Yeah.
See, it was a...
They fixed it and everything right there.
Well, I ain't got no marks because it was in the grass.
They fixed it.
That was some thick grass in the grass.
I just went there and you see the car wash.
I washed the car.
They fixed that motherfucker, man.
I throw a little piece of grass on the side.
It looks like it actually did flip around.
Man, I'm gonna throw mud on my shit.
Like, I done had a whole car wreck.
Yeah.
Like, have you ever gayed?
Like, definitely, it's one night that you know you late
and your spouse know your ass is supposed to be up in that motherfucking house.
But have you ever gayed that motherfucking excuse
that you know you supposed to have been home
but you still out there trying to have your fun?
You out there, oh yeah.
Yeah.
I'm talking about enjoying yourself.
Well, then you know like damn it, past 2 o'clock.
Hey, we all gotta come up with this huge rig.
You got hit by a car.
I'm trying to tell you.
Why I gotta be hit by a car?
Because you the one that do dumb shit.
We had to be at the hospital and everything, man.
Lil' John got hit by a car.
Shit.
Now you...
His wife was calling me.
You got somebody out there, you called your girl.
You got one of your homeboys playing hospital beeping noises and shit.
Like the mother of the big bitch.
Nah, play YouTube.
I'm gonna call you back.
Get on, nah, get on.
I'm gonna hide.
Get on your phone.
Everybody shut up.
Get on your phone.
Put the beeping sound in my ear.
And I got you from there.
Hello?
Yeah, man, Montez up here with us, man.
The man crying his ass out.
This nigga ain't got a hit.
He mad, you know this boy ain't got a hit.
Next day your girl see that nigga walking.
Shit.
Ain't shit wrong with this motherfucker.
How come you got a hit?
I did, it's a miracle.
God damn.
It's just a lot of keys I'm getting worse with.
Nigga, I thought you were mangled by a fucking snow plow.
Oh boy, I'm gonna type up.
Nigga, I used to take lives out the jungle, nigga.
I'm talking about, man, this nigga got us lost and then we got chased by a wild hog.
Damn.
And you know how the wild hog, and then we saw a black panther in the tree.
So that what made me run fast.
Man, we seen a orangutan, the bitch asking us for directions.
So I get on a deer bro and start saying, hey, you see what's up, I'm finna drive down to
the end on a deer bro.
And you know, then that's when we get, so y'all had a fucking deer bro out there.
Yeah.
Orangutan's not.
Orangutan, bro, I told you it was a monkey man that was to my soul, oh, I thought you
was Tarzan.
Wait, it was just a nigga.
I thought I should get.
No, the orangutan had a drive-by, I'm saying this.
Yo, I'm talking about some, where the nigga's fuel tank on there.
I said, nigga, what?
The nigga was asking for directions.
So shit, we pointed out the directions.
He talking about to me, do I go here?
Do I turn left?
I'm like, this nigga's really asking for directions.
So I'm looking at take him directions.
So y'all telling me y'all gave a fucking excuse to a monkey.
Yeah.
This shit happened.
And this shit happened.
Shit, wait, wait, wait.
You think I made this shit up?
Shit, what you think a monkey would come to me and ask me for directions?
Out of all people.
When he go to his monkey friends.
I took the time to enjoy it.
Did you record it?
No, my phone was going dead.
Well, take, what we were about to, shit, mine was dead, mine was on 5%.
You know my camera don't load up.
Man, my shit, man, we ain't even tell you.
We had to swim across the pond.
You see how, but you see.
So that, my phone got fucked up, it was in my pocket.
But you see the dumb shit, but you see the dumb shit we give y'all.
But y'all had y'all shit.
I'm talking about trying to be straighter than this motherfucking line, straighter than this wire right here.
Motherfucker.
Hey, girl, say you going in the labor and this girl pregnant.
You already know the girl pregnant.
Say you going in the labor.
Let's go, so we can get out tonight.
Say, ain't got nothing.
Hold on, time out.
You sitting up and down, you don't give a fuck.
You ready for her to go anyway.
So you can go do your shit.
You ain't even finna do your shit.
You just ready.
Let me tell you what most niggas do when they're females.
They slide through the floor and they draw to my some freedom.
Freedom.
They like Brad Pitt slide through the floor.
They got their motherfucking sunglasses on.
Go find some good porn and watch.
Man, what?
About to jack off.
Jack and go to sleep.
Don't you come home drunk.
Hey, that's the worst woman to ever try to, I'm going to tell you something.
I don't like this shit because I don't like when women come home aggressive like that.
I love aggressiveness, but I don't like that.
Hold on.
Shit.
You just threw my chest inside.
Like the wind out your hair.
Then pick your ass up to my side.
You give me something.
Where the shit come from?
Superwoman on your head.
You got the one that real playful when they jump.
You see this?
I don't like that.
I don't like that time because that's the stupid jump.
I don't like that stupid jump.
They're like Kevin Hart, put the gas on my titties and suck it out so I can blow my mouth up.
Put the gas on my titties and suck it out so I can blow my motherfucking mouth up.
Like Kevin Hart said, that's the dumb drunk.
That's the fun drunk.
That's the accusing drunk.
Somebody said, why I woke up like this?
Let me tell you something.
For one, I ain't got no sock on because you threw up in my sock.
I had to give you something because you can't throw up in a motherfucking brand new car.
Then you wanted to say we both broke because we both left a black card at the house.
Now we had a scrape up change.
You wonder why the seats and shit all pushed up because we had to get home.
We needed gas.
We came up with $7.93.
We got some different type of odd ass normal shit.
You know black fuck.
We going 55, 36.
What the fuck?
He just said he just put an even number at the end of all them damn odds.
We going to put some regular gas on this motherfucker.
You know we ride on premium.
You know what I'm saying?
Women like that for real.
Y'all be in the store.
Let me suck that cheesy dick.
Say what?
I said let me suck that cheesy dick.
Get the fuck out the store.
Get out the store.
I ain't even going to hit you like that.
I probably would too.
I ain't even going to hit you like that.
I don't want to be real civil.
Especially when you in Wildemar and you over there by the frozen fruit section.
You want to make it hot over here.
Get turnt down because y'all found what y'all wanted to eat tonight.
No, we drunk.
We should have never been here in the fucking...
I love the way you found that candy business.
I love the way you bent over and got the candy.
You a geezer.
Anybody coming?
This straight guy done collided.
Collided.
You don't clap on that motherfucker.
Look out here.
Mom, that sound like something clapping on aisle six.
They see you.
And the crazy thing is when they see you, you looking at them like...
But he ain't stop.
Is you going to stop, nigga?
No.
I'm not in Wildemar.
I'm in my room.
I'm clapping cheeks.
Like, the shit like that, man.
That's fun, silly drunk.
But that's the type of drunk where you know like...
Psst.
Babe.
What?
Stop at Arbus.
Who the fuck eat Arbus at 12 o'clock at night?
Who the fuck eat Arbus period?
I don't know nobody that eat Arbus.
I'm just there for their curly fries and their mocha.
I ain't saying they're wrong, but I don't know nobody that eat Arbus.
I just don't like the commercial.
The commercial is kind of, we got the meats.
It makes you want to sit here and think about the meats you finna eat up in there.
I don't like meat like that.
They got all of it.
They have a type of piece of meat.
They have all the meats.
And then you got a nigga that sound like he from prison.
I don't want all the meats.
No.
I don't want no meat period.
He sound like one of those old school jail muggles.
We have all the meats.
We have the meats.
Sound like dick.
He got a lot of dick for y'all.
That's what he basically saying.
We have the meats.
We have all the meats.
I don't want no dick.
Just like that nigga.
Who y'all think the smoothest one though?
That nigga from the car commercial, the one that say, the one that I would do them, what's them damn auto commercials is?
J from Staphone?
Uh-uh, not from Staphone.
He a black dude.
He do it.
He like shower.
Some shit.
I can't think about it.
I'm trying to think of the insurance company.
Because he always do the background voice.
You want to live here.
He got that deep ass voice.
You want to live here.
What's his name?
You want to live here, but you can't.
So when you go over here, you think you're going to live better.
Staphone.
Not Staphone.
Who the fuck?
Allstate.
Oh, yeah.
He talking about that black dick.
Look what he say.
That nigga do sound like a black man.
He really saying.
Shop at Allstate.
Allstate.
Who the fuck going?
Ain't no university called Allstate.
Ain't no store called Allstate.
And you name your insurance company.
Allstate.
And they sound like a predator.
All them niggas on there sound like a predator.
Even Morgan Freeman sometimes.
Hey, I've been here the longest.
Nigga, you been here 90,000 years.
You did the same.
And look the fuckers.
What about, hey.
And you have this little toy block.
What about that?
And you look at that block.
Oh, God.
What you think about doing with it?
What the fuck?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What you mean?
The other commercial.
He make, hey, he make, what the, hold on.
Time out.
What the fuck he just say?
But the dumbest commercial is that white boy.
That throw himself everywhere.
Oh, oh.
You can take yourself from Mayhem like me.
You think you want to go home?
Oh, that's my boy Mayhem.
You think you want to, Mayhem.
Hey, hey, that little one with that little, you know,
the older, the younger, he was a little pink.
You got him.
I'm a 16 year old, I'm a teenage girl.
Come in here and run into all the fucking cops.
Slapping the guard, slapping the shit out that guard wheel.
Wow, wow.
Like straight turn it into that motherfucker.
Man.
The one with me, the one with me when the nigga,
when they sit there and he was the motherfucking little guard
wheel supposed to let down, you know,
he just slapping himself on top of somebody's car.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Picture you had somebody that literally do this shit all day
and they got to go up and they got to come down
and lay out like that so your ass can't get out.
And then he automatically slap the shit out your car
and leave with that.
Do I get insurance for this shit?
Because this a whole nigga.
You're talking about some protect yourself on mayhem.
He throwing himself up in motherfuckers.
Bro, you throwing yourself in a ring of fire.
It never fails, it's like every commercial he get.
That nigga was a tree branch.
I'm a tree branch and I'm a white storm.
Pow, boom, fell out the tree like it wasn't shit.
I said, ooh, I said for one, he got to be dead.
And everybody said.
You said me get up, walk out.
So you should protect yourself.
Boy, you.
Who protected you?
How you just get up like that?
Exactly.
Where the fuck did you get that?
This is insurance?
Hey, sign me up.
I want that type of insurance.
I can just get up.
Send him back over there.
I want that type of insurance.
But the crazy thing is this nigga sit here.
I'm protected.
He protected too.
But he going to protect his ass until his ass whooping away.
And he going to, bro, the way he bust in that old woman house,
I would have whooped his ass when they came.
You may hear my ass.
Pow, pow, pow, pow.
Oh, for sure.
That going to be the first instinct.
Jump into a black woman window and see what happens at 12 o'clock at night.
Yeah, and get bitten and everything.
Man, any black woman nowadays got a pistol.
Yeah.
Take it back to the old days.
They were going to cut you.
Yeah, older than that, they were going to poison you.
They were going to.
My mama warned me three things never eat from a woman.
A pie, spaghetti.
Now, anything that was red on it.
And number one thing.
She'll probably kick your chicken across the goddamn kitchen.
All on the floor and she'll just kick that bitch around.
And put her in your place.
Man, where you going, sweetie?
And don't never drink dark liquor around.
That bitch got a limp.
That bitch got hair on.
That bitch probably got a beard, roach on the side.
Let me ask you a question.
Why bad women drive the motherfucked up cars?
Because they're bad.
Simple.
You motherfuckers are crazy.
I put myself in this situation.
They motherfuckers are crazy.
They motherfuckers are straight driving with no hood and no bumper.
The whole front of the car going, they're riding that bitch.
Like, damn, where that bitch motor at?
The whole front gone.
What's holding your fucking radiator?
You know what I'm talking about?
Like, you're driving and then you're speeding.
The worst thing you ever can fucking do is go to a bad female house.
Oh, she's bad.
Roach is a goddamn weird pamper sitting on the front door.
Oh, she's in the driveway.
Fuck the oil stain.
She done busted a whole goddamn motor out there.
And a homeless man sleeping on the couch.
Her uncle's brother, somebody around there.
I just let him stay here.
He was homeless.
Baby's coming out the back.
I can't deal with this.
And they're going right back into her room.
And you doing hair on the other side.
Then this nigga selling dope out the window.
Somebody's sucking dick in the closet.
Somebody getting beat over in the bathroom.
Like, bro, that's the worst, too.
I'm going to tell you something.
I didn't grow up in as fucked up areas.
But the most fucked up house was Granny House.
That was the whole house.
I know my sister-in-law made like a hundred million dollars out of that house.
Boy, I wish I could just show people how that motherfucker spellin' out with her.
Man, that shit was crazy.
If I can go back and look...
Well, that people fucking dope.
Yes, it was.
They ain't want to leave.
Y'all know why I want to come back to the bed.
We ain't never need nobody else to play this game.
Y'all ain't raw like this.
We play death race.
What the hell is that?
Boy, y'all know nothing about porn.
Alcohol, gasoline on the wall.
I thought you about to say porn.
Yeah, I know about porn.
And they enlighten that bitch on fire.
Y'all running through the hallway.
And then your nephew about to win, but you push his ass through the fire.
Y'all had fire now.
The thing is a guy.
Oh, man.
Y'all ready to die with it.
Y'all don't die about that.
The card thing about it, we were playing.
I remember one day, it got so serious.
We played hide and go seek.
The last person get found.
Everybody had to put in a file out.
The last person get found get all the money.
Hell nah.
Nigga, you ain't see people for two days.
I swear to God.
Motherfucker looking for their kids around the streets.
Niggas are camped out in the woods.
Nigga, you picture.
Picture like I say, my daddy Muffin.
So y'all made niggas start going off the grid.
We learned off the grid.
Straight go off the grid.
And then I'm going to tell you, it was the older ones that influenced us to do this shit.
It's always the older kids going to do this shit.
You got a nigga out here in the woods.
That nigga stay by a waterfall.
Nigga, it took three days to find a well.
It took three days.
Dude, that nigga was inside of a log.
For three days.
Deep in the woods.
I'm talking about deep in Crystal Spring woods.
That nigga ate bugs.
Dude, the man had his phone.
The man had a charger.
So he charged the phone or something?
He had a portable charger.
That nigga won't last that long.
Man, that man, fuck.
He plugged into the tree.
That man said, did I win because I'm on my last 15%.
He plugged that bitch into the tree.
The man said, I walked the woods for about two days.
I seen Jermy over there pissing by the tree.
I said, damn.
I said, so nigga, you was the one we were thinking it's a snake.
It's a bird outside.
Yeah, it is a.
He creeping through the woods in the middle of the night.
That nigga probably was falling in there.
He looking at everybody.
Queen looking at, his name Queen.
We call him Wham.
Queen looking at everybody, bro.
Queen sat there and had his EBT card.
In the woods?
No, he drove to the store.
Oh, okay.
Before the shit went down.
Like they say, they say, y'all, all the kids, you got to prepare yourselves.
Because the last one to be found, don't get all this money.
Everybody put in five dollars.
You got 30 some kids out there hiding.
Ain't nobody going to get that money.
Shit, Queen did.
Three days.
Some kids said, fuck it, I'm going home when nightfall come.
Nigga.
They ain't getting the money?
I know.
Eight kids missing.
I just know eight kids missing.
Me, Fortuna, whoever held the money won.
Hey, I'll do it too.
Like every day.
Man.
Who going to go down high?
We got to.
For the whole weekend.
And the fuck the thing is.
Damn.
You the last one to get caught.
You get all the money.
It don't matter because the losers.
No, we got to straight go home.
The losers in the winter got their ass beat regardless.
Forget about the shit.
I ain't thinking about that.
Fuck the money.
They got to get out of here.
It ain't going to catch me.
It ain't worth that ass.
Picture a motherfucker catching you like this.
And you coming out the woods like this.
And your breast whips.
And your motherfucker, you got a fuller jeans.
And your mother's like, no mission life, no mission life, no damn drugs.
The worst thing in my life was sleeping out there with just a motherfucking, like a sleeping
bag.
I should have bought a team.
I got eight up by ants.
You know one thing, you don't never know how strong you're going to be until you have to
be strong.
Oh God.
I used to work there.
I almost got away with it.
Oh boy, that's my shit.
Man, these motherfuckers used to be all in the mud, go sleeping that motherfucker.
Just laying there.
That be got them looking out through that motherfucker.
That's a doll, that whole perimeter around that motherfucker.
Man, these motherfuckers, man, been up for hours.
You know how when you wear a long tan shit starts screwing up shit.
It doesn't matter how they looking when they got it.
They ain't got no fuck.
They don't need to get away.
They can't get caught.
Yeah.
Pitcher was crazy.
So it just let you know.
That shit, bro.
They had a white boy that was for 25 years bringing bricks over here from Jamaica.
I told y'all, Jamaica give bricks for $10.
$10 American money get you a brick.
Pitcher a hundred, Pitcher a thousand dollars.
How many bricks that is?
That's a hundred.
That's a hundred thousand dollars in your pocket cash money.
That ain't a million if you sell it right.
If you diamond and nickel back.
I mean if you diamond and do it.
But when they caught that nigga, they caught some of the money in his motherfucking backyard.
I said, Jesus, can I go talk to him?
I want to know what is how this nigga what this he had a plan.
He had his own charter plane.
He learned how to drive the charter.
Go to Jamaica.
Meet with the man.
Get his bricks, fly back, load it up, drive all the way to his little.
He stayed in the country.
Drive all the way to a little house.
Boom.
I say this son of a bitch is rich.
He come back and he said the bitch is a thousand dollars apart.
So now you times it a thousand times a hundred.
He just said in a bill for bill.
He don't care.
He know he going to make trips.
So now he getting bigger.
He going five hundred.
He getting five hundred.
So now when he got up to five hundred, I'm like I'm looking at the show like this.
This nigga is the chief.
He Ricky Ross.
That's how I'm looking at it.
He bringing in five hundred a day now.
Man, the man got some of the money.
Now he got to start bearing the shit like it's graveyards in the backyard.
Bro, they was searching for the money for a whole year.
They never tore up the backyard.
So he was finna get off until guess what they decided?
To tear up their goddamn backyard.
And that's when they called.
That's when they hit you with almost got away with it.
Almost.
Because it's just been one look goddamn mistake.
It's always a hairline.
When they did like the Queenpin, when they did her, she had one little hairline.
Little Cobster.
The Queenpin from?
Miami.
Little Cobster.
Because you remember she fell in love with that young nigga from Florida.
And little Cobster.
Who you talking about?
The Queenpin?
Yeah.
From Mexico?
Yeah.
What the fuck her name was?
Queen Eskobar.
Somsha.
Queen Eskobar.
Nah.
You talking about that boy Eskobar Pedro, the one that was sitting here talking about bringing them things in.
Oh, nah.
You talking about...
I'm finna tell you something.
Matter of fact, we finna break this shit down.
What's the best all time heavyweight drug dealer movie in the world to this day?
Skyface.
See, he already knew what it was.
I'm going to say Blow.
That was some good shit too.
Johnny Depp.
That was some good shit.
I said this...
And then look how he got caught.
My point is that.
Awama.
Because she was all up and she all mad.
Frank Lucas.
Oh.
I ain't going to lie.
He made it to stay going his own.
No, no he didn't because he listened to that damn woman.
He wooed that...
He wooed that woman.
He was a woman.
He made it...
See, that's the point.
You went and got a Colombian that wanted to look good.
She knew what you was doing.
You went and got your sister.
Baby, uh uh.
We got to stay low key.
You got you...
You get you a woman that ain't never had fucking money.
Of course she finna get you caught.
She don't know nothing about spending no money like that.
And they got front row seats.
Front row seats.
And they're boxing games.
And you the only nigga up there with a fucking...
I said boxing game.
It was a...
And a boxing game.
You don't call it boxing game.
Well back then...
Why the fuck I say it then?
Back then it was a boxing game.
They say it's a boxing game?
They ain't say that man.
You feel the time man.
Nah, back then it was a boxing game.
It ain't had no boxing...
They ain't just had no boxing name to this shit.
They had boxing ring but it was a boxing game.
Boxing match.
Yeah, that was 1912.
Yeah.
And it was still a game shit.
Yeah, I think so too.
Shit.
Don't you...
It just sounds kind of crazy the way I said it was a boxing game.
But therefore, you think about Scarface.
Nigga, his partner turned on him so you know Scarface felt like...
Hey, to tell you the truth, his partner really turned on him.
He just stopped fucking his sister.
And he told her, don't fuck around with my sister.
Like he didn't mean that.
He was serious.
He was so serious.
And that's what happened.
You put a nigga up in there that got lust and he went over...
He went and valued something that he didn't supposed to value.
And your head was valued what we were bringing in.
But I don't know how that nigga went out.
It was always made to Scarface number one.
But to me, in my eyes, blow.
That nigga didn't tell.
Johnny Depp didn't tell.
That's the only...
That's why I say, if you look at the only movie,
Scarface and Blow, they never told.
That's why to me, it's just how Johnny Depp,
how he was bringing that shit in.
Yeah, that nigga a great actor, man.
But I ain't gonna lie, Frank Lucas.
I fuck with Johnny Depp.
I gotta put Frank Lucas in that bitch.
I love them good-ass actors, man.
Because Denzel, he played the shit out there, man.
So you gonna charge me?
Bam!
I said, shit, this nigga just killed this nigga.
And told him, put the gun up.
Nah, his stupid-ass cousin got him caught too.
Remember, sometimes family members ain't bought...
Everybody ain't built for the streets.
Hey, man, check this out.
What's so crazy about Scarface?
Man, these niggas were working at a fucking restaurant
washing dishes and shit.
How they...
Like they fucking around and mixed some dude...
And made a plug.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
A Colombian plug.
And it went up from there.
That shit was crazy.
Just like, blow.
Them niggas was fucking lawyers.
Well, they was not.
They weren't lawyers.
They was some shit.
But look what they did.
They...
Come on.
Frank Lucas go from a driver to what?
The man.
Scarface was the man, boy.
I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna fucking kiss, man.
Big Meachs.
Look at you now.
I'm gonna go down.
Look at you now.
Shout out to Big Meachs.
It would never be a Big Meachs around.
Big Meachs was the only one, the only hood nigga,
black nigga that kept it silent and told his niggas,
you know we gonna go to jail for this shit, don't you?
But you better live so you can have the memories.
Because we gonna run down for a long time.
Man, nothing that I look back on...
I look back on all that shit, all the stories and shit I heard
and shit, man.
Those black folks been having a hard time for a long fucking time.
And the fuck that...
You know what I'm saying?
Then we always be...
We always get huddled up.
That didn't tell the truth in the Black Panther movie.
No, the projects, the hood and shit, you know what I'm saying?
All these broke motherfuckers and shit.
Let's put it like that.
And then you got some folks trying to make it,
trying to do the right thing and shit,
still barely making it.
And then these motherfuckers, kids running there,
we were breaking into your shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Shit crazy, man.
It's hard for them though because guess what?
The fucked up thing is nowadays, on a serious topic,
I told y'all this shit the other day.
But what's love got to do with it?
Who needs a heart when the heart can be broken?
Chills and hearts get broken quick.
Yeah, for sure.
And I grew up that.
And that's why I say that, man.
Muffin needs to raise these fucking kids and give them the love that they need.
Stop lying to the kids.
And if you can't do that, you're not able to do that,
and all you're doing is fucking, you need to start thinking.
You can be fucking around your pricks and now you got to raise the whole goddamn person.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm going to tell y'all, it really take two.
It really take two.
It does.
It can't take one person in that fucking household to try to raise a motherfucking five, six children.
If you ain't going to help, get the fuck out them people away, bro.
Because it's hard out there for a single woman these days, man.
But now, it's hard out there for a single parent because, you know,
Mississippi for a one bedroom in Mississippi now is $1,000 for an apartment.
Where have Mississippi ever been over like that, bro?
It's supposed to be a retirement state.
You move to Camelot, that's a thousand dollars.
It's supposed to be a retirement state.
You go anywhere now, it's a thousand dollars, man.
She crazy.
So you telling me I got to pay a thousand fucking dollars to get a one bedroom
so me and my two kids can stay in.
I got to take the living room because I got to get the kids their privacy.
They need their privacy.
They need a room for themselves so they can be free.
But goddamn.
Think about it.
You think about it.
Text time, she get a motherfucker.
She got to get a truck.
She got to get something new.
She had to text time, bro.
It's hard out there for a woman.
It's pimpier though.
Text time when I'm made for no man.
Most of the time, goddamn it, when a kid been raised,
most of the time it going to be with the mama
because goddamn it, you know how us niggas be sometimes.
Like I ain't that type of nigga.
If I had a child, I'm going to take care of the motherfucker.
I'm going to fight to be in my motherfucker's child life.
Period.
You know what I'm saying?
But all of these women fucking lying about this shit.
And just like all these niggas ain't lying about these women too.
Making it hard for them to see their kids and shit.
You got motherfuckers out here that is going out here spreading rumors
on that baby daddy like that nigga don't come around and saying,
this nigga nigga you don't say, nigga,
can you get money from me here motherfucker?
It takes some real motherfucker communication, man.
She get mad because she get mad because she want me to come over
and I don't want to come over.
Like when y'all both got a whole life in y'all hands right now,
you got to take care of it, you know what I'm saying?
Raise a whole nother human being.
Y'all need to come at some point like,
hey, we need to take care of this baby and raise this baby, man.
Like we didn't make it, we didn't, you know what I'm saying?
I didn't do this by myself.
Exactly, man.
We didn't do this by ourselves.
I'm fantastic.
And you got something in the car, is that the thing about it?
You got some men that might as well take the time out
and have to sacrifice the time to get theyself together
before they get back in their child life.
And then y'all get mad for him taking the time out.
But sometimes that motherfucker make it hard for the dad
to be in the child life.
It's some nigga who want to take care of that kid,
but they be so bitter and shit because the baby dad then moved on.
But the crazy thing about it is, it's understandable.
It's the same way for the females?
Yeah, you got to understand.
Exactly.
Like it's understandable, like by the verse.
But man, you got to understand, like y'all got a whole nother human being
that's trying to raise and y'all need to be focused on that more than any motherfucker.
Y'all supposed to be tag teaming on the child, man.
Y'all don't supposed to be trying to control.
Don't go against each other.
Don't be trying to control each other.
Don't be trying to control one, like baby dad or baby mama.
Don't be trying to control baby dad or the baby mama.
You know what I'm saying?
You ain't got no control.
Only thing you got control over is what this child got to do until he's 18 years old.
As an inmate, y'all going to have to be friends for the rest of y'all lives.
And guess what?
At the end of the day, the rest of y'all lives is the rest of y'all.
And let them up and kids start asking questions, tell them.
Don't try to sugar coat that shit.
Don't try to have little nothings.
Stop lying to them.
You know what I'm saying?
They're going to see like everything go right.
If both of y'all doing what the fuck y'all need to do.
Y'all taking y'all away to prison and this child life.
And if he get to ask a question like, mom, like what dad going?
Like who this guy?
Tell him. Tell him what?
Tell him what's up.
Tell her what's up.
What if the child might be?
Don't sit here and pacify the situation.
Yeah.
Let him know what's up.
Because sooner or later.
Oh, I'm sorry baby.
That child got to grow up.
Yeah.
He's going to want to know the truth.
Let him know.
And somebody in your family, somebody that's close to you, that child know very thoroughly.
Get what that child going to do.
See, my mama won't tell me.
I'm going to go ask this person.
And it's going to be somebody that's going to tell you.
And they going to sit down because they going to be so real.
And you've been real with this child.
Exactly.
Then you got somebody that's going to be ready to tell.
Yeah.
Come out the blue.
You know what I'm saying?
They come out, especially come out the blue.
Especially when family arguing.
Yeah.
That's when the worst come out the shit.
You, that's not your daddy.
No, baby.
That ain't your daddy.
Well, so it's not your mama.
I'm your mama.
Your daddy is a sister that came up the other night.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
The man, the man.
That's your dad.
The man I've been.
Your dad the other night, wasn't it?
Right.
No.
Put it like this.
You know, every time we go to the grocery store and I be talking to that man so long.
That's your dad.
What?
Yo.
Yeah.
That child broken heart.
Yeah.
Because.
Hey, it just goes to show you like, as long as you keep shitting kids, like, we're sponges.
We going to pick up all that shit.
We suck up everything.
We suck up every motherfuckin' thing.
We suck, bro.
That's the point.
We going to pick up every motherfuckin' thing.
We going to see it and then she be so weird.
Like, we.
The kids are big sponges.
Like, now, it just say you look back on your childhood and you saying some shit that's
saying kind of weird.
But your kids, so you don't know the fuck along.
You paid no money.
Yeah.
But as we got older, now that we look back on that shit, like, oh.
That's it right there.
That's what we're going on.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's when you know right then and there, like, your child don't understand what it
is or what the fuck going on.
Sometimes it's good to sit down and think about the actions before we come out with
the.
Yeah.
We got to watch what we're doing for these kids, man.
Because I'm trying to tell you, the kids, we sponges, but we're small.
The kids are big sponges because guess what?
They absorb so much.
Everything.
In a small amount of time.
Why you think I didn't want some kids to be acting up?
They'll do some crazy shit at school and they'll get the warning right now.
Why this kid acting like this?
And then fuck around and see their environment.
Exactly.
You know where it come from.
Look at the environment.
Like if your mama let you run around the fucking house and do what you want to do, you
finna come over to my house and do the same fucking thing.
He finna do the same motherfucking thing.
And I can't have.
The first thing a little child that you don't know nothing about is going to tell you, well,
my mama let me do this.
Well, guess what?
I'm one of them old school parents where your mama let you do that, you can sit outside.
You're not finna do that shit in my house.
I ain't even lie.
Even a child, they respected.
But you got to nurture that child.
It's just, I don't know.
I ain't even trying to make it seem like I was just the one.
But man, I have a different thing about me.
I cared about other folks feelings.
I did care about what other people think of shit too.
A lot too.
But I always was kind of respectful even as a child.
That shit right there.
It's just in me.
As I got older and then I ain't cross my motherfuckers teeth and dodging them ass and a lot of shit.
And I'm trying to be better.
As a person.
Exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
All the time.
Like right now, I ain't perfect.
I'm probably do some shit that I still come back.
And my grown ass right now.
I ain't look back and be like, damn, I'm wrong.
I know I'm not perfect.
You know what I mean?
And I ain't trying to be perfect.
At the time, I feel like I got to act.
I don't act the right.
I just want to be great.
I just want to be successful.
I just want this podcast to do what I know, what we know positive what it can do.
You know what I'm saying?
We want this more than, go like this.
This something that we know if we get on,
we can help other podcasters get on.
We can feel it in your spirit that you ready to take your dream and your destiny to another level.
Yeah.
But you also got to know this.
You got to sit back and learn from the teacher to sit here so you can come back and do it right behind the teacher so you can teach.
So you can be the teacher.
You got to be very reserved.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to be.
Because you got to put it like this.
If you don't observe what you want for greatness, how you know what you want for greatness?
How you know you're going to handle greatness?
I seen some grown folks when I was growing up like, man, this shit seems weird.
I don't want to do that.
You know what I'm saying? They had grew up like not wanting to do what other motherfuckers were doing. They had them fucked up.
Got them fucked up.
You know what I'm saying?
And like I told you, our statistics say 990,000.
It's 990,000 podcasters that's out there, but it's 1.4 million podcasters and all.
And I don't 1.4 million.
Only 45% of podcasters is truly active.
So just like they say, they say in the next two years when podcasting and streaming go global and go there, how you know?
Man, that shit the new top show right now.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you want to.
That's what everybody get out of Juicing.
Everybody love top show.
The TV and all that shit.
Some people, but you got some people that's, you know, like I say, one thing about it, all the gossip.
They want the gossip.
Motherfucker love all that shit.
But if you want real, everybody, it's not that many real people out there, but it's a lot of us out there.
Yeah, it is.
It's a lot of us.
And a lot of us, they're hitting.
But you could tell the real ones because the real ones going to take the time out and they're going to listen to your podcast.
You can't sit there and just like you.
Sometimes we just come out the door with this shit, people.
We don't rehearse.
We just go and start talking.
And when we go, we just match up and we get in sync and we just go with it.
The hardest thing for us to do is not to believe in what we got going on now.
And if we don't believe, how can we push?
Man, this shit got work, man.
This motherfucker got a TikTok showing them just fishing.
God damn it.
Doing shit.
Just doing all type of shit.
Rolling the fucking ball down some stairs to run to some glass.
But you know what?
These motherfuckers getting paid for this shit.
Motherfuckers enjoying that shit like yeah.
But people want to see that shit though.
Exactly.
This is what they call like an ASMR.
Yeah.
They do shit like this.
Like people, like for the first time, people, we are really recording and I'm really finna sit here.
And once I edit the video, I'm going to tag Black Tate in it.
Queen Egon will set it up on the Instagram and Snapchat page.
You got to be a friend.
Don't go make fake pages, people.
You got to be yourself.
Because we know, we can Google your picture nowadays.
And see where you fit up.
So go out there and like I said, just watch.
And man, y'all enjoy because a lot of people don't get to do what they really love to do, man.
A lot of people stuck in that mode ass, I got to work this nine to five.
Your dream.
Don't think they can do nothing else.
When you realize your dream is bigger than a nine to five, better go for it.
Trying to tag. By any means.
Because putting an iceberg on the cake.
What you is next year in podcasting or whatever you doing, I guarantee you.
Just like I tell Black Tate, Queen Egon, we going to be somewhere next year.
I ain't no way this shit true.
Hey, I can't wait to see it.
Man, what?
I'm going to get all teary eyed and everything.
I'm going to cry my bit.
Man, I'm going to cry.
I ain't going to lie, man.
What?
You fucking did it.
I'm going to take a Kaepernick knee, bro.
I got to just talk to the man upstairs and just tell him, I know you believed in us.
You knew we believed in what we were doing.
You gave us what we wanted.
We got to keep doing it and keep putting you up in there.
Keep showing him love.
Keep mentioning him.
You know what I'm saying?
Keep going for it.
We pray before, prayer now is before every show to make sure we have the energy for y'all.
When you wake up.
Make sure you, just don't pray.
Thank you, Lord.
You know what I'm saying?
Pray.
That was your first blessing of the day.
Thank you, God, for waking me.
You know what I'm saying, man?
Just like I say, man.
I'm trying to make this shit is a-
First thing I say when I wake up.
Guess what? One day he gonna say this shit and he gonna hear us on the other end.
Tell me about some-
Pack your shit.
Let's go.
It's a check.
It's a big check.
Big, big, big, big check.
And I'm gonna hang up the phone.
He might call Queen E to try to get it.
What the fuck is he talking about?
She probably be on the same thing.
Just get your shit.
It's a big, big, it's a big, it's a big check.
Make your head go in the house and put on all your fridges.
Put it on right now.
I'm trying to tell you.
What you mean?
It's gonna be beautiful.
I've seen, I've been seeing.
Just like I seen last night, I said, I ain't no way these numbers went up in five fucking minutes.
We just left the podcast.
And five fucking minutes to the house is 66 already.
Major.
Fucking major.
And every day somebody is subscribing to the channel.
Somebody is a new person popping up from a different location.
And it's a blessing.
Because I know by the time we look at this shit at the end of the summer, by August, you see how six months stats?
You're gonna be like, I ain't no way.
We just cleared a goal.
We passed March goal, I mean March goal from already.
We had 120 and it's just the fourth day.
I mean 172 and it's just the first, that fourth day of May.
Oh wow.
Of downloads.
We is booming, y'all. Please keep booming like this.
We won't, bro. Our goal is we seeing the 60s, we seeing the 70s now.
And it's a sign when you, it's a sign when they saying you used to keep seeing, when you keep saying six and seven, they like running mates.
I'm a some some angel.
So you already know every time I see seven I see glory.
Raw star bitch.
So I'm trying to tell you like once a hundred downloads a day, we start getting, and you start seeing it through the week.
Because we gonna beat our thousand download goals already, y'all.
Yeah.
We gonna beat that, we gonna thrash that by the end of the month.
We gonna crush that.
I see how we going with this now. Everybody, we, we in sync.
And trust me, y'all might look at the video and say damn, it look like a plated wall in here.
So?
So, it gonna get right. Don't judge.
You better hold judgment coming off this motherfucking door.
Don't judge me, judge your mama.
Because you gonna start seeing people, we might start walking out the closets.
I'm just playing, I don't know.
Well, this the front door, so if you see somebody come through the front door, it might be a guest.
Let us know.
If you see that bitch move, let us know.
Let us know now.
I'm trying to tell you.
Don't be right there waiting what gonna happen.
You see somebody back there with a gun and you ain't saying shit and we just up in here.
That's fucked up. Nigga, you ain't loyal.
They supposed to be loyal.
You ain't fucking with us.
What they supposed to be doing?
They supposed to be looking.
Right.
And black folk, we don't look for shit.
You know, we don't look for a damn thing.
Goofy.
We ain't finna go searching for shit.
But man, I ain't gonna lie.
I'm happy to have these two co-hosts with me.
Because I know it's late and we still up here putting in the work down the album of these three just to put out this content for y'all.
So you know we out here putting in work for y'all.
Yeah, man.
So you know we grinding like that.
Help us grind like that.
Fuck with us, folks.
Fuck with us, man.
Subscribe to YouTube, Instagram.
Follow us on Instagram.
All of it.
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And if you don't know the YouTube page, it's all in.
It's all underscore in underscore all underscore family underscore the underscore brand.
That's it.
No more underscores.
Yeah.
If you want to look for the YouTube page, like I say, the first name is all in together.
And the last name is all family.
Facebook page.
So y'all keep going on the Facebook page.
It's public right now, but it is finna turn private.
So if you're going to be a subscriber to the page or you're going to be a follower to the page.
Fuck with us.
Don't be trying to be nosy for somebody.
Because we going to talk about your ass on this show.
For sure.
We're going to go down.
You think DC's stupid.
We stupid.
You have your opinion.
It's okay.
But we come.
We come.
We're going to say what the fuck we're going to say now.
I told you.
It's a real show.
It is what it is.
We're going to speak our mind because it's real.
And what it is.
Who we are.
You better believe.
I believe I can soar.
I see him running through that open door.
I believe he going to die.
Oh shit.
I believe he going to die.
Oh wow.
You can't somebody running through an open door out your house.
He going to be staking in that fire.
And I ain't going to be singing no I wish.
I'm going to think I'm going to be like I put him in a ditch.
He ran through my front door bitch.
I wrapped him with a wrench.
He took off running thought he was going to be a bitch.
That nigga was a bitch.
So I shot him in the hip.
And now he has a limb.
Now you know his name.
His name is Stan.
And he going through that motherfucking plan.
That I thought about this morning because I don't think I killed him.
We all think about that.
But in the last closing seconds.
Anything.
Anybody want to say kiss the merchandise at the end of May.
We coming baby.
We got t-shirts.
We got joggers.
I don't have no respect.
I'll slap a motherfucking momma nigga.
I'm just playing.
This man is going.
If you see black tape with us.
Just know.
If your momma looking at him wrong.
He going to slap.
I'm going to be already prepared.
Unless you got fat ass.
I'm going to slap that ass.
I like momma.
Momma looks so sexy.
Shit.
Don't bring around me.
Don't bring around me 56 for real.
I'm going to play her for real.
I'm a dick of for real.
Because he's a gigolo with a lot of dope.
And that's some, some, some.
Nick Cannon we still don't know your fucking songs.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't want to hear that.
But now we crashing out though.
This is God damn All In.
All in.
This has been your boy Ken Yash.
girl Queen E. Black tape.
And we out for the night people.
Check out the YouTube page for the video.
Check out Twitter.
Check out Facebook.
I will be tagging JT in the video tonight on his Facebook page.
So you can go look on his Facebook page tonight with the video of us.
Yes.
Shooting All In.
All family.
Get it.
Real bitch.
What's up, Aster?