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What it do, what it do, this your boy Ken Yash and y'all tune in to another episode of All In All Family.

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What it do Queen E, what it do black tape, what it do.

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Man shit man, same shit different pile.

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What it do, what it do.

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Man I can tell you it's blessed to be, it's blessed to be out here today.

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I promise.

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I ain't even gonna lie to you, I feel so lovely right now.

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I feel lovely when goddamn Monday see here and say, hey I'm going on fucker vacation.

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Boy who?

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I'm sick of this shit.

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I'm like motherfucking Garfield, bitch I hate Monday.

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Man.

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Man hey.

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Shit is trash.

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Don't you ever feel like you can just lay back and just say, like you say fuck those

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kids you just say.

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Fuck that job.

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Man fuck that job.

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Yeah, yeah, I know it be plenty of time I work with a woman and I ain't fucking lying.

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I go in and deep thought man do I really need, do I need to go to that company?

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Do I really need this motherfucker?

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Cause I don't get to if I don't want to.

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I didn't get to the point where.

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Then I started to think about the bills.

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Yeah.

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That shit will have you going fucking crazy bills man.

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Yeah cause I didn't get to the point where I'm at work and I only want to be there and

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I just like running the company.

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They just, I just stopped answering questions that I used to answer for these customers

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like I don't know.

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I just came to show answers and I'm like I don't know.

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Hey the crazy thing about the job.

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I just don't care.

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The crazy thing.

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I just screwed your show.

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The crazy thing about the job is hey can you come in today on this Wednesday?

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Uh uh.

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Ain't you supposed to be out?

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Ain't you off?

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I wouldn't do it.

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I wouldn't do it for no reason.

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I wouldn't even have to come.

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I'm going to get anybody that's supposed to be you know what I'm saying cause y'all

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going to have like a little supervisor or some shit.

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I'm a DND yo.

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I'm going to get all they numbers.

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I ain't even going to do that.

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And so I'm going to get it because you want to know what I'm going to get.

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I know how, I know to ignore that motherfucker.

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And my mama off day and you calling me.

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You ain't got to get close to her.

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I ain't even answering that motherfucker.

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I ain't going to answer that motherfucker.

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I ain't even going to answer that motherfucker.

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I ain't working.

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I'm at a T-zone.

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I'll throw the whole fucking phone away.

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I ain't even going to do that.

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That's the day-

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Cause I'm on my phone-

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That's the day you should literally-

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Cause I'm just going to be trashed.

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That's the day you should give your phone to your child and if your child want to lose

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something, that's the motherfucking day that your phone should be lost.

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See, that's the crazy thing though with keys and phones.

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They see somebody calling.

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Oh, they're gonna ignore that shit.

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Flick it up.

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Hey, one thing about it though, they don't-

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That shit ain't important. That game ain't more important right now.

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Wait, I don't understand.

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What the fuck they up on?

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When you want them to hide something, they don't wanna hide shit.

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I'm watching Cocoa Melon. Don't disturb me.

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Yeah.

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But they gon- but you sitting there,

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well hold on, how the fuck you gonna tell me don't disturb you?

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And nigga, you lost my whole motherfucking key.

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Have you ever, definitely, have you ever lost something but you was scared to go home?

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Yes.

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Yeah, my ring.

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I lost my motherfucking ring.

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Hey, the most heart-beating thing in the fucking world.

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Now how the fuck am I gonna explain this?

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You can't explain it to a woman. You took that bitch off.

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Hey, I had-

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In my mind.

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And that man-

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Took that bitch off on purpose.

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He took it off, he throw that bitch against the wall while you were hitting the bitch from the back.

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You was- you can say I was-

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Yeah, I'll touch you coming with me out, man.

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God damn, baby, I gotta wash my goddamn hand. I'm supposed to take it off to wash my-

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No the fuck you don't. You wash it with it on. Damn.

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Hey, but when you wash your hand, it becomes slippery.

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Baby, you know you got a woman that watch your every move,

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and she done watched you wash your hands a million times with that ring on.

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But that one time she see you washing your hands without that ring,

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that's when the problem come in.

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Oh, it's more-

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How you wash your hands that much and your ring come off?

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Shit happens.

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That ring was hitting on you real snug.

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Shit happens.

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Ain't no shit happens.

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Shit does happen.

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I'm gonna tell you something.

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Nigga be out there at work, nigga's horseplay at work for real.

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Y'all don't understand, like, working with a bunch of niggas, we like to do shit, we like to react shit.

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So if a ring fly off and a nigga grab out like this, a nigga can grab your hand,

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y'all can be playing that bitch slip off with your beam, with the flow.

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And you swiping down, that nigga got it, he ain't got it.

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And get with it, a whole month after you done went and bought a new one,

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nigga that motherfucker go right under your triple K.

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Probably under a beam, right there, right there in the beam.

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Right there in the beam.

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I done lost watches.

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Man, I lost, I'm gonna tell you something, that's for real.

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When I was married, I lost my wedding ring.

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When I was moving, I left it at a female house and I got motherfucking cussed out on.

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And I told, and the girl had come down there and said,

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baby look, I just showed, I had to show the paper, like he just put the bed up today,

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I just had to sign it.

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He had to get my yellow copy.

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I said, baby I told you, man, I shit.

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What the fuck, what I supposed to do, put the bed up, then fuck her?

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I'm already tired from that.

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Right.

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You putting a big ass king size bed up.

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I'm talking about the one with the.

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Baby, I ain't got no more energy left.

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Man, no more energy in me.

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I ain't no motherfucking Superman.

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You had to go upstairs with this shit.

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Use your fucking brain.

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Man, hey, sometimes we don't use our brain because, hey, I ain't gonna lie.

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I ain't gonna lie.

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I know, I promise, I swear to God.

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I swear the most, worstest outcome at all time.

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Like, if something going on, like, you know what I'm saying,

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I'll watch the other phone, she look at that nigga in the bed.

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That nigga muck out in the book.

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Boy, that nigga speed home.

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Oh God, nigga get a ticket just to go home.

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Look, come up in the motherfucking house like you looking for something.

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Oh God.

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Shit.

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Baby, you see my.

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Damn, they ain't here, baby.

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Goddamn.

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On the slick, there's plenty of time I done did it.

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I done rushed through that motherfucker.

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Yeah, trying to hurry up and get in there motherfucker.

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What you motherfucker?

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Look, man, I'm trying to see if the Conor rapper's on the floor.

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Hey, look, look at that nigga with your truck.

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Shit, I ain't gonna lie, but I flipped that bitch trying to get out.

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I thought I left my money at home.

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Money right here on the side of my damn pocket.

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All right, guys, I'll see you later.

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I'll see you later.

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I'll see you later.

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That little nigga come back home.

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Ten minutes later.

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Nah, before you go back to work, what you gonna do?

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I'm gonna sit up this motherfucker screaming ass.

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I believe the nigga gonna come out because he know I just live.

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He said, what you gonna say when you come back home?

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Baby, I thought you flipped the truck.

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What happened?

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It was a false alarm.

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I thought it got flipped.

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I thought it got flipped.

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But the tow truck came and put it back.

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See, it was a...

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They fixed it and everything right there.

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Well, I ain't got no marks because it was in the grass.

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They fixed it.

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That was some thick grass in the grass.

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I just went there and you see the car wash.

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I washed the car.

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They fixed that motherfucker, man.

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I throw a little piece of grass on the side.

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It looks like it actually did flip around.

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Man, I'm gonna throw mud on my shit.

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Like, I done had a whole car wreck.

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Like, have you ever gayed?

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Like, definitely, it's one night that you know you late

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and your spouse know your ass is supposed to be up in that motherfucking house.

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But have you ever gayed that motherfucking excuse

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that you know you supposed to have been home

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but you still out there trying to have your fun?

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You out there, oh yeah.

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I'm talking about enjoying yourself.

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Well, then you know like damn it, past 2 o'clock.

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Hey, we all gotta come up with this huge rig.

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You got hit by a car.

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I'm trying to tell you.

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Why I gotta be hit by a car?

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Because you the one that do dumb shit.

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We had to be at the hospital and everything, man.

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Lil' John got hit by a car.

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Shit.

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Now you...

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His wife was calling me.

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You got somebody out there, you called your girl.

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You got one of your homeboys playing hospital beeping noises and shit.

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Like the mother of the big bitch.

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Nah, play YouTube.

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I'm gonna call you back.

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Get on, nah, get on.

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I'm gonna hide.

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Get on your phone.

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Everybody shut up.

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Get on your phone.

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Put the beeping sound in my ear.

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And I got you from there.

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Hello?

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Yeah, man, Montez up here with us, man.

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The man crying his ass out.

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This nigga ain't got a hit.

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He mad, you know this boy ain't got a hit.

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Next day your girl see that nigga walking.

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Shit.

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Ain't shit wrong with this motherfucker.

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How come you got a hit?

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I did, it's a miracle.

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God damn.

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It's just a lot of keys I'm getting worse with.

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Nigga, I thought you were mangled by a fucking snow plow.

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Oh boy, I'm gonna type up.

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Nigga, I used to take lives out the jungle, nigga.

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I'm talking about, man, this nigga got us lost and then we got chased by a wild hog.

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Damn.

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And you know how the wild hog, and then we saw a black panther in the tree.

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So that what made me run fast.

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Man, we seen a orangutan, the bitch asking us for directions.

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So I get on a deer bro and start saying, hey, you see what's up, I'm finna drive down to

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the end on a deer bro.

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And you know, then that's when we get, so y'all had a fucking deer bro out there.

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Yeah.

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Orangutan's not.

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Orangutan, bro, I told you it was a monkey man that was to my soul, oh, I thought you

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was Tarzan.

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Wait, it was just a nigga.

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I thought I should get.

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No, the orangutan had a drive-by, I'm saying this.

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Yo, I'm talking about some, where the nigga's fuel tank on there.

255
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I said, nigga, what?

256
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000
The nigga was asking for directions.

257
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So shit, we pointed out the directions.

258
00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000
He talking about to me, do I go here?

259
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000
Do I turn left?

260
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,000
I'm like, this nigga's really asking for directions.

261
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,000
So I'm looking at take him directions.

262
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So y'all telling me y'all gave a fucking excuse to a monkey.

263
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Yeah.

264
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This shit happened.

265
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And this shit happened.

266
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Shit, wait, wait, wait.

267
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000
You think I made this shit up?

268
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Shit, what you think a monkey would come to me and ask me for directions?

269
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Out of all people.

270
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Out of all people.

271
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When he go to his monkey friends.

272
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I took the time to enjoy it.

273
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Did you record it?

274
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No, my phone was going dead.

275
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Well, take, what we were about to, shit, mine was dead, mine was on 5%.

276
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You know my camera don't load up.

277
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Man, my shit, man, we ain't even tell you.

278
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We had to swim across the pond.

279
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You see how, but you see.

280
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So that, my phone got fucked up, it was in my pocket.

281
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But you see the dumb shit, but you see the dumb shit we give y'all.

282
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,000
But y'all had y'all shit.

283
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I'm talking about trying to be straighter than this motherfucking line, straighter than this wire right here.

284
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Motherfucker.

285
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Hey, girl, say you going in the labor and this girl pregnant.

286
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You already know the girl pregnant.

287
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000
Say you going in the labor.

288
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Let's go, so we can get out tonight.

289
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000
Say, ain't got nothing.

290
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Hold on, time out.

291
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You sitting up and down, you don't give a fuck.

292
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You ready for her to go anyway.

293
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So you can go do your shit.

294
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000
You ain't even finna do your shit.

295
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You just ready.

296
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,000
Let me tell you what most niggas do when they're females.

297
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They slide through the floor and they draw to my some freedom.

298
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Freedom.

299
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They like Brad Pitt slide through the floor.

300
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They got their motherfucking sunglasses on.

301
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Go find some good porn and watch.

302
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000
Man, what?

303
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000
About to jack off.

304
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Jack and go to sleep.

305
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Don't you come home drunk.

306
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,000
Hey, that's the worst woman to ever try to, I'm going to tell you something.

307
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I don't like this shit because I don't like when women come home aggressive like that.

308
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,000
I love aggressiveness, but I don't like that.

309
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Hold on.

310
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Shit.

311
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You just threw my chest inside.

312
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Like the wind out your hair.

313
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Then pick your ass up to my side.

314
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000
You give me something.

315
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000
Where the shit come from?

316
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:10,000
Superwoman on your head.

317
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000
You got the one that real playful when they jump.

318
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000
You see this?

319
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000
I don't like that.

320
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000
I don't like that time because that's the stupid jump.

321
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000
I don't like that stupid jump.

322
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:25,000
They're like Kevin Hart, put the gas on my titties and suck it out so I can blow my mouth up.

323
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:32,000
Put the gas on my titties and suck it out so I can blow my motherfucking mouth up.

324
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,000
Like Kevin Hart said, that's the dumb drunk.

325
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That's the fun drunk.

326
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That's the accusing drunk.

327
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,000
Somebody said, why I woke up like this?

328
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000
Let me tell you something.

329
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:49,000
For one, I ain't got no sock on because you threw up in my sock.

330
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,000
I had to give you something because you can't throw up in a motherfucking brand new car.

331
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:59,000
Then you wanted to say we both broke because we both left a black card at the house.

332
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,000
Now we had a scrape up change.

333
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:07,000
You wonder why the seats and shit all pushed up because we had to get home.

334
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000
We needed gas.

335
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:12,000
We came up with $7.93.

336
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000
We got some different type of odd ass normal shit.

337
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000
You know black fuck.

338
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000
We going 55, 36.

339
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000
What the fuck?

340
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:24,000
He just said he just put an even number at the end of all them damn odds.

341
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We going to put some regular gas on this motherfucker.

342
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,000
You know we ride on premium.

343
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000
You know what I'm saying?

344
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000
Women like that for real.

345
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Y'all be in the store.

346
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Let me suck that cheesy dick.

347
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000
Say what?

348
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,000
I said let me suck that cheesy dick.

349
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000
Get the fuck out the store.

350
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000
Get out the store.

351
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000
I ain't even going to hit you like that.

352
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000
I probably would too.

353
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000
I ain't even going to hit you like that.

354
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,000
I don't want to be real civil.

355
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:02,000
Especially when you in Wildemar and you over there by the frozen fruit section.

356
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000
You want to make it hot over here.

357
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:10,000
Get turnt down because y'all found what y'all wanted to eat tonight.

358
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000
No, we drunk.

359
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000
We should have never been here in the fucking...

360
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,000
I love the way you found that candy business.

361
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,000
I love the way you bent over and got the candy.

362
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000
You a geezer.

363
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000
Anybody coming?

364
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,000
This straight guy done collided.

365
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000
Collided.

366
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000
You don't clap on that motherfucker.

367
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000
Look out here.

368
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,000
Mom, that sound like something clapping on aisle six.

369
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000
They see you.

370
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,000
And the crazy thing is when they see you, you looking at them like...

371
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000
But he ain't stop.

372
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Is you going to stop, nigga?

373
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
No.

374
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,000
I'm not in Wildemar.

375
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000
I'm in my room.

376
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,000
I'm clapping cheeks.

377
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Like, the shit like that, man.

378
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,000
That's fun, silly drunk.

379
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:07,000
But that's the type of drunk where you know like...

380
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000
Psst.

381
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000
Babe.

382
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000
What?

383
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000
Stop at Arbus.

384
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000
Who the fuck eat Arbus at 12 o'clock at night?

385
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,000
Who the fuck eat Arbus period?

386
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000
I don't know nobody that eat Arbus.

387
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,000
I'm just there for their curly fries and their mocha.

388
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,000
I ain't saying they're wrong, but I don't know nobody that eat Arbus.

389
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000
I just don't like the commercial.

390
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000
The commercial is kind of, we got the meats.

391
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:37,000
It makes you want to sit here and think about the meats you finna eat up in there.

392
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000
I don't like meat like that.

393
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000
They got all of it.

394
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000
They have a type of piece of meat.

395
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000
They have all the meats.

396
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:48,000
And then you got a nigga that sound like he from prison.

397
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000
I don't want all the meats.

398
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000
No.

399
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000
I don't want no meat period.

400
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000
He sound like one of those old school jail muggles.

401
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000
We have all the meats.

402
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
We have the meats.

403
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
Sound like dick.

404
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,000
He got a lot of dick for y'all.

405
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
That's what he basically saying.

406
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
We have the meats.

407
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000
We have all the meats.

408
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000
I don't want no dick.

409
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
Just like that nigga.

410
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000
Who y'all think the smoothest one though?

411
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:22,000
That nigga from the car commercial, the one that say, the one that I would do them, what's them damn auto commercials is?

412
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000
J from Staphone?

413
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Uh-uh, not from Staphone.

414
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000
He a black dude.

415
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000
He do it.

416
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,000
He like shower.

417
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000
Some shit.

418
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000
I can't think about it.

419
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,000
I'm trying to think of the insurance company.

420
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,000
Because he always do the background voice.

421
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000
You want to live here.

422
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000
He got that deep ass voice.

423
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000
You want to live here.

424
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000
What's his name?

425
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,000
You want to live here, but you can't.

426
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,000
So when you go over here, you think you're going to live better.

427
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Staphone.

428
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000
Not Staphone.

429
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000
Who the fuck?

430
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000
Allstate.

431
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Allstate.

432
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Oh, yeah.

433
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
He talking about that black dick.

434
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000
Look what he say.

435
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000
That nigga do sound like a black man.

436
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000
He really saying.

437
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Shop at Allstate.

438
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000
Allstate.

439
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000
Who the fuck going?

440
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Ain't no university called Allstate.

441
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,000
Ain't no store called Allstate.

442
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000
And you name your insurance company.

443
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000
Allstate.

444
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000
And they sound like a predator.

445
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000
All them niggas on there sound like a predator.

446
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000
Even Morgan Freeman sometimes.

447
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000
Hey, I've been here the longest.

448
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,000
Nigga, you been here 90,000 years.

449
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
You did the same.

450
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000
And look the fuckers.

451
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
What about, hey.

452
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000
And you have this little toy block.

453
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
What about that?

454
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
And you look at that block.

455
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,000
Oh, God.

456
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000
What you think about doing with it?

457
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000
What the fuck?

458
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

459
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000
What you mean?

460
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
The other commercial.

461
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,000
He make, hey, he make, what the, hold on.

462
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Time out.

463
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000
What the fuck he just say?

464
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000
But the dumbest commercial is that white boy.

465
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000
That throw himself everywhere.

466
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
Oh, oh.

467
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000
You can take yourself from Mayhem like me.

468
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
You think you want to go home?

469
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Oh, that's my boy Mayhem.

470
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
You think you want to, Mayhem.

471
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,000
Hey, hey, that little one with that little, you know,

472
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
the older, the younger, he was a little pink.

473
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
You got him.

474
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000
I'm a 16 year old, I'm a teenage girl.

475
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Come in here and run into all the fucking cops.

476
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Slapping the guard, slapping the shit out that guard wheel.

477
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000
Wow, wow.

478
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Like straight turn it into that motherfucker.

479
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Man.

480
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
The one with me, the one with me when the nigga,

481
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,000
when they sit there and he was the motherfucking little guard

482
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000
wheel supposed to let down, you know,

483
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000
he just slapping himself on top of somebody's car.

484
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Oh, yeah, yeah.

485
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,000
Picture you had somebody that literally do this shit all day

486
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
and they got to go up and they got to come down

487
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,000
and lay out like that so your ass can't get out.

488
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
And then he automatically slap the shit out your car

489
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,000
and leave with that.

490
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Do I get insurance for this shit?

491
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Because this a whole nigga.

492
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
You're talking about some protect yourself on mayhem.

493
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
He throwing himself up in motherfuckers.

494
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Bro, you throwing yourself in a ring of fire.

495
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
It never fails, it's like every commercial he get.

496
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000
That nigga was a tree branch.

497
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:17,000
I'm a tree branch and I'm a white storm.

498
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Pow, boom, fell out the tree like it wasn't shit.

499
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000
I said, ooh, I said for one, he got to be dead.

500
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
And everybody said.

501
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
You said me get up, walk out.

502
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000
So you should protect yourself.

503
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Boy, you.

504
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Who protected you?

505
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
How you just get up like that?

506
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
Exactly.

507
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000
Where the fuck did you get that?

508
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000
This is insurance?

509
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Hey, sign me up.

510
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
I want that type of insurance.

511
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000
I want that type of insurance.

512
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
I can just get up.

513
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Send him back over there.

514
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000
I want that type of insurance.

515
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000
But the crazy thing is this nigga sit here.

516
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000
I'm protected.

517
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
He protected too.

518
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,000
But he going to protect his ass until his ass whooping away.

519
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:01,000
And he going to, bro, the way he bust in that old woman house,

520
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:05,000
I would have whooped his ass when they came.

521
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000
You may hear my ass.

522
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Pow, pow, pow, pow.

523
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Oh, for sure.

524
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
That going to be the first instinct.

525
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Jump into a black woman window and see what happens at 12 o'clock at night.

526
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Yeah, and get bitten and everything.

527
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Man, any black woman nowadays got a pistol.

528
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
Yeah.

529
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Take it back to the old days.

530
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000
They were going to cut you.

531
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Yeah, older than that, they were going to poison you.

532
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
They were going to.

533
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,000
My mama warned me three things never eat from a woman.

534
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:37,000
A pie, spaghetti.

535
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Now, anything that was red on it.

536
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
And number one thing.

537
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,000
She'll probably kick your chicken across the goddamn kitchen.

538
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
All on the floor and she'll just kick that bitch around.

539
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
And put her in your place.

540
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Man, where you going, sweetie?

541
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000
And don't never drink dark liquor around.

542
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
That bitch got a limp.

543
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000
That bitch got hair on.

544
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,000
That bitch probably got a beard, roach on the side.

545
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Let me ask you a question.

546
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:08,000
Why bad women drive the motherfucked up cars?

547
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Because they're bad.

548
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000
Simple.

549
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
You motherfuckers are crazy.

550
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
I put myself in this situation.

551
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
They motherfuckers are crazy.

552
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,000
They motherfuckers are straight driving with no hood and no bumper.

553
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000
The whole front of the car going, they're riding that bitch.

554
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Like, damn, where that bitch motor at?

555
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
The whole front gone.

556
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
What's holding your fucking radiator?

557
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
You know what I'm talking about?

558
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,000
Like, you're driving and then you're speeding.

559
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:41,000
The worst thing you ever can fucking do is go to a bad female house.

560
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Oh, she's bad.

561
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,000
Roach is a goddamn weird pamper sitting on the front door.

562
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000
Oh, she's in the driveway.

563
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,000
Fuck the oil stain.

564
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000
She done busted a whole goddamn motor out there.

565
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,000
And a homeless man sleeping on the couch.

566
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Her uncle's brother, somebody around there.

567
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
I just let him stay here.

568
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
He was homeless.

569
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000
Baby's coming out the back.

570
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
I can't deal with this.

571
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
And they're going right back into her room.

572
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
And you doing hair on the other side.

573
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Then this nigga selling dope out the window.

574
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Somebody's sucking dick in the closet.

575
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Somebody getting beat over in the bathroom.

576
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Like, bro, that's the worst, too.

577
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,000
I'm going to tell you something.

578
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:34,000
I didn't grow up in as fucked up areas.

579
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:38,000
But the most fucked up house was Granny House.

580
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
That was the whole house.

581
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:45,000
I know my sister-in-law made like a hundred million dollars out of that house.

582
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Boy, I wish I could just show people how that motherfucker spellin' out with her.

583
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Man, that shit was crazy.

584
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
If I can go back and look...

585
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
Well, that people fucking dope.

586
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Yes, it was.

587
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000
They ain't want to leave.

588
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
Y'all know why I want to come back to the bed.

589
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,000
We ain't never need nobody else to play this game.

590
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Y'all ain't raw like this.

591
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000
We play death race.

592
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
What the hell is that?

593
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,000
Boy, y'all know nothing about porn.

594
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,000
Alcohol, gasoline on the wall.

595
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
I thought you about to say porn.

596
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000
Yeah, I know about porn.

597
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000
And they enlighten that bitch on fire.

598
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Y'all running through the hallway.

599
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:28,000
And then your nephew about to win, but you push his ass through the fire.

600
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Y'all had fire now.

601
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000
The thing is a guy.

602
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
Oh, man.

603
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Y'all ready to die with it.

604
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000
Y'all don't die about that.

605
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
The card thing about it, we were playing.

606
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,000
I remember one day, it got so serious.

607
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,000
We played hide and go seek.

608
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:50,000
The last person get found.

609
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Everybody had to put in a file out.

610
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:57,000
The last person get found get all the money.

611
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Hell nah.

612
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,000
Nigga, you ain't see people for two days.

613
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
I swear to God.

614
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Motherfucker looking for their kids around the streets.

615
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000
Niggas are camped out in the woods.

616
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000
Nigga, you picture.

617
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Picture like I say, my daddy Muffin.

618
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,000
So y'all made niggas start going off the grid.

619
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
We learned off the grid.

620
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Straight go off the grid.

621
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:28,000
And then I'm going to tell you, it was the older ones that influenced us to do this shit.

622
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000
It's always the older kids going to do this shit.

623
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
You got a nigga out here in the woods.

624
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
That nigga stay by a waterfall.

625
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:42,000
Nigga, it took three days to find a well.

626
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000
It took three days.

627
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,000
Dude, that nigga was inside of a log.

628
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
For three days.

629
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
Deep in the woods.

630
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,000
I'm talking about deep in Crystal Spring woods.

631
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000
That nigga ate bugs.

632
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:59,000
Dude, the man had his phone.

633
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,000
The man had a charger.

634
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
So he charged the phone or something?

635
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
He had a portable charger.

636
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000
That nigga won't last that long.

637
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Man, that man, fuck.

638
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
He plugged into the tree.

639
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:23,000
That man said, did I win because I'm on my last 15%.

640
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,000
He plugged that bitch into the tree.

641
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,000
The man said, I walked the woods for about two days.

642
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,000
I seen Jermy over there pissing by the tree.

643
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
I said, damn.

644
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,000
I said, so nigga, you was the one we were thinking it's a snake.

645
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
It's a bird outside.

646
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,000
Yeah, it is a.

647
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000
He creeping through the woods in the middle of the night.

648
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000
That nigga probably was falling in there.

649
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
He looking at everybody.

650
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Queen looking at, his name Queen.

651
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
We call him Wham.

652
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,000
Queen looking at everybody, bro.

653
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:58,000
Queen sat there and had his EBT card.

654
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000
In the woods?

655
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
No, he drove to the store.

656
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Oh, okay.

657
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Before the shit went down.

658
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:08,000
Like they say, they say, y'all, all the kids, you got to prepare yourselves.

659
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Because the last one to be found, don't get all this money.

660
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Everybody put in five dollars.

661
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000
You got 30 some kids out there hiding.

662
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000
Ain't nobody going to get that money.

663
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
Shit, Queen did.

664
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Three days.

665
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Some kids said, fuck it, I'm going home when nightfall come.

666
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Nigga.

667
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
They ain't getting the money?

668
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
I know.

669
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Eight kids missing.

670
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
I just know eight kids missing.

671
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:36,000
Me, Fortuna, whoever held the money won.

672
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:41,000
Hey, I'll do it too.

673
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Like every day.

674
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,000
Man.

675
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Who going to go down high?

676
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
We got to.

677
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
For the whole weekend.

678
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,000
And the fuck the thing is.

679
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Damn.

680
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
You the last one to get caught.

681
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000
You get all the money.

682
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
It don't matter because the losers.

683
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000
No, we got to straight go home.

684
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
The losers in the winter got their ass beat regardless.

685
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,000
Forget about the shit.

686
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
I ain't thinking about that.

687
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000
Fuck the money.

688
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,000
They got to get out of here.

689
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,000
It ain't going to catch me.

690
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:05,000
It ain't worth that ass.

691
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Picture a motherfucker catching you like this.

692
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:13,000
And you coming out the woods like this.

693
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000
And your breast whips.

694
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:21,000
And your motherfucker, you got a fuller jeans.

695
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:29,000
And your mother's like, no mission life, no mission life, no damn drugs.

696
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:36,320
The worst thing in my life was sleeping out there with just a motherfucking, like a sleeping

697
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:37,320
bag.

698
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,320
I should have bought a team.

699
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,320
I got eight up by ants.

700
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:47,000
You know one thing, you don't never know how strong you're going to be until you have to

701
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
be strong.

702
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Oh God.

703
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000
I used to work there.

704
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000
I almost got away with it.

705
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Oh boy, that's my shit.

706
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Man, these motherfuckers used to be all in the mud, go sleeping that motherfucker.

707
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Just laying there.

708
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000
That be got them looking out through that motherfucker.

709
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:08,000
That's a doll, that whole perimeter around that motherfucker.

710
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:13,000
Man, these motherfuckers, man, been up for hours.

711
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,000
You know how when you wear a long tan shit starts screwing up shit.

712
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
It doesn't matter how they looking when they got it.

713
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
They ain't got no fuck.

714
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000
They don't need to get away.

715
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,000
They can't get caught.

716
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000
Yeah.

717
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Pitcher was crazy.

718
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
So it just let you know.

719
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
That shit, bro.

720
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:34,000
They had a white boy that was for 25 years bringing bricks over here from Jamaica.

721
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:38,000
I told y'all, Jamaica give bricks for $10.

722
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:43,000
$10 American money get you a brick.

723
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,000
Pitcher a hundred, Pitcher a thousand dollars.

724
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:51,000
How many bricks that is?

725
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000
That's a hundred.

726
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,000
That's a hundred thousand dollars in your pocket cash money.

727
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000
That ain't a million if you sell it right.

728
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000
If you diamond and nickel back.

729
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
I mean if you diamond and do it.

730
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:08,000
But when they caught that nigga, they caught some of the money in his motherfucking backyard.

731
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:12,000
I said, Jesus, can I go talk to him?

732
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,000
I want to know what is how this nigga what this he had a plan.

733
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:20,000
He had his own charter plane.

734
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,000
He learned how to drive the charter.

735
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Go to Jamaica.

736
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Meet with the man.

737
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Get his bricks, fly back, load it up, drive all the way to his little.

738
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000
He stayed in the country.

739
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000
Drive all the way to a little house.

740
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Boom.

741
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,000
I say this son of a bitch is rich.

742
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:48,000
He come back and he said the bitch is a thousand dollars apart.

743
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:55,000
So now you times it a thousand times a hundred.

744
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
He just said in a bill for bill.

745
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000
He don't care.

746
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
He know he going to make trips.

747
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000
So now he getting bigger.

748
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000
He going five hundred.

749
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
He getting five hundred.

750
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:12,000
So now when he got up to five hundred, I'm like I'm looking at the show like this.

751
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
This nigga is the chief.

752
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
He Ricky Ross.

753
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
That's how I'm looking at it.

754
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:23,000
He bringing in five hundred a day now.

755
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Man, the man got some of the money.

756
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:31,000
Now he got to start bearing the shit like it's graveyards in the backyard.

757
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Bro, they was searching for the money for a whole year.

758
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,000
They never tore up the backyard.

759
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000
So he was finna get off until guess what they decided?

760
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000
To tear up their goddamn backyard.

761
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000
And that's when they called.

762
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,000
That's when they hit you with almost got away with it.

763
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Almost.

764
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:56,000
Because it's just been one look goddamn mistake.

765
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000
It's always a hairline.

766
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:07,000
When they did like the Queenpin, when they did her, she had one little hairline.

767
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Little Cobster.

768
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000
The Queenpin from?

769
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Miami.

770
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Little Cobster.

771
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:19,000
Because you remember she fell in love with that young nigga from Florida.

772
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,000
And little Cobster.

773
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
Who you talking about?

774
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
The Queenpin?

775
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000
Yeah.

776
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,000
From Mexico?

777
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000
Yeah.

778
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000
What the fuck her name was?

779
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Queen Eskobar.

780
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000
Somsha.

781
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Queen Eskobar.

782
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Nah.

783
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:43,000
You talking about that boy Eskobar Pedro, the one that was sitting here talking about bringing them things in.

784
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Oh, nah.

785
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
You talking about...

786
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
I'm finna tell you something.

787
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Matter of fact, we finna break this shit down.

788
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:57,000
What's the best all time heavyweight drug dealer movie in the world to this day?

789
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Skyface.

790
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
See, he already knew what it was.

791
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000
I'm going to say Blow.

792
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000
That was some good shit too.

793
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Johnny Depp.

794
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000
That was some good shit.

795
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000
I said this...

796
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
And then look how he got caught.

797
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000
My point is that.

798
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Awama.

799
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Awama.

800
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Because she was all up and she all mad.

801
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Frank Lucas.

802
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Oh.

803
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000
I ain't going to lie.

804
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,000
He made it to stay going his own.

805
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,000
No, no he didn't because he listened to that damn woman.

806
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
He wooed that...

807
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
He wooed that woman.

808
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
He was a woman.

809
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000
He made it...

810
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000
See, that's the point.

811
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
You went and got a Colombian that wanted to look good.

812
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
She knew what you was doing.

813
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
You went and got your sister.

814
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Baby, uh uh.

815
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,000
We got to stay low key.

816
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000
You got you...

817
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000
You get you a woman that ain't never had fucking money.

818
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Of course she finna get you caught.

819
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000
She don't know nothing about spending no money like that.

820
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000
And they got front row seats.

821
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Front row seats.

822
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
And they're boxing games.

823
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000
And you the only nigga up there with a fucking...

824
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000
I said boxing game.

825
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
It was a...

826
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
And a boxing game.

827
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000
You don't call it boxing game.

828
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Well back then...

829
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Why the fuck I say it then?

830
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Back then it was a boxing game.

831
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
They say it's a boxing game?

832
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
They ain't say that man.

833
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
You feel the time man.

834
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Nah, back then it was a boxing game.

835
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,000
It ain't had no boxing...

836
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
They ain't just had no boxing name to this shit.

837
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
They had boxing ring but it was a boxing game.

838
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Boxing match.

839
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Yeah, that was 1912.

840
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Yeah.

841
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
And it was still a game shit.

842
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Yeah, I think so too.

843
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Shit.

844
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Don't you...

845
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Don't you...

846
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,000
It just sounds kind of crazy the way I said it was a boxing game.

847
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000
But therefore, you think about Scarface.

848
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Nigga, his partner turned on him so you know Scarface felt like...

849
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,000
Hey, to tell you the truth, his partner really turned on him.

850
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000
He just stopped fucking his sister.

851
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000
And he told her, don't fuck around with my sister.

852
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Like he didn't mean that.

853
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
He was serious.

854
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000
He was so serious.

855
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000
And that's what happened.

856
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000
You put a nigga up in there that got lust and he went over...

857
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000
He went and valued something that he didn't supposed to value.

858
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000
And your head was valued what we were bringing in.

859
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,000
But I don't know how that nigga went out.

860
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:57,000
It was always made to Scarface number one.

861
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,000
But to me, in my eyes, blow.

862
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
That nigga didn't tell.

863
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Johnny Depp didn't tell.

864
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000
That's the only...

865
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,000
That's why I say, if you look at the only movie,

866
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Scarface and Blow, they never told.

867
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,000
That's why to me, it's just how Johnny Depp,

868
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
how he was bringing that shit in.

869
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
Yeah, that nigga a great actor, man.

870
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
But I ain't gonna lie, Frank Lucas.

871
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000
I fuck with Johnny Depp.

872
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
I gotta put Frank Lucas in that bitch.

873
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
I love them good-ass actors, man.

874
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Because Denzel, he played the shit out there, man.

875
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
So you gonna charge me?

876
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Bam!

877
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000
I said, shit, this nigga just killed this nigga.

878
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:38,000
And told him, put the gun up.

879
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Nah, his stupid-ass cousin got him caught too.

880
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Remember, sometimes family members ain't bought...

881
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Everybody ain't built for the streets.

882
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Hey, man, check this out.

883
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,000
What's so crazy about Scarface?

884
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Man, these niggas were working at a fucking restaurant

885
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
washing dishes and shit.

886
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000
How they...

887
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Like they fucking around and mixed some dude...

888
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000
And made a plug.

889
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

890
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
A Colombian plug.

891
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000
And it went up from there.

892
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
And it went up from there.

893
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
That shit was crazy.

894
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Just like, blow.

895
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Them niggas was fucking lawyers.

896
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Well, they was not.

897
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
They weren't lawyers.

898
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
They was some shit.

899
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,000
But look what they did.

900
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000
They...

901
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000
Come on.

902
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Frank Lucas go from a driver to what?

903
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
The man.

904
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Scarface was the man, boy.

905
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
I ain't gonna lie.

906
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
I ain't gonna fucking kiss, man.

907
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Big Meachs.

908
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Look at you now.

909
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000
I'm gonna go down.

910
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Look at you now.

911
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Shout out to Big Meachs.

912
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
It would never be a Big Meachs around.

913
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Big Meachs was the only one, the only hood nigga,

914
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000
black nigga that kept it silent and told his niggas,

915
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,000
you know we gonna go to jail for this shit, don't you?

916
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000
But you better live so you can have the memories.

917
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Because we gonna run down for a long time.

918
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Man, nothing that I look back on...

919
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,000
I look back on all that shit, all the stories and shit I heard

920
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000
and shit, man.

921
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Those black folks been having a hard time for a long fucking time.

922
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000
And the fuck that...

923
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
You know what I'm saying?

924
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Then we always be...

925
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
We always get huddled up.

926
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
That didn't tell the truth in the Black Panther movie.

927
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,000
No, the projects, the hood and shit, you know what I'm saying?

928
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
All these broke motherfuckers and shit.

929
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Let's put it like that.

930
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
And then you got some folks trying to make it,

931
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
trying to do the right thing and shit,

932
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
still barely making it.

933
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,000
And then these motherfuckers, kids running there,

934
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,000
we were breaking into your shit.

935
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
You know what I'm saying?

936
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Shit crazy, man.

937
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:44,000
It's hard for them though because guess what?

938
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:50,000
The fucked up thing is nowadays, on a serious topic,

939
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,000
I told y'all this shit the other day.

940
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,000
But what's love got to do with it?

941
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Who needs a heart when the heart can be broken?

942
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Chills and hearts get broken quick.

943
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Yeah, for sure.

944
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000
And I grew up that.

945
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000
And that's why I say that, man.

946
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000
Muffin needs to raise these fucking kids and give them the love that they need.

947
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Stop lying to the kids.

948
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,000
And if you can't do that, you're not able to do that,

949
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:22,000
and all you're doing is fucking, you need to start thinking.

950
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:27,000
You can be fucking around your pricks and now you got to raise the whole goddamn person.

951
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000
I don't give a fuck.

952
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,000
I'm going to tell y'all, it really take two.

953
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000
It really take two.

954
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
It does.

955
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:40,000
It can't take one person in that fucking household to try to raise a motherfucking five, six children.

956
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:44,000
If you ain't going to help, get the fuck out them people away, bro.

957
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Because it's hard out there for a single woman these days, man.

958
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,000
But now, it's hard out there for a single parent because, you know,

959
00:37:52,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Mississippi for a one bedroom in Mississippi now is $1,000 for an apartment.

960
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Where have Mississippi ever been over like that, bro?

961
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000
It's supposed to be a retirement state.

962
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000
You move to Camelot, that's a thousand dollars.

963
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
It's supposed to be a retirement state.

964
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
You go anywhere now, it's a thousand dollars, man.

965
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000
She crazy.

966
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:16,000
So you telling me I got to pay a thousand fucking dollars to get a one bedroom

967
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000
so me and my two kids can stay in.

968
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,000
I got to take the living room because I got to get the kids their privacy.

969
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
They need their privacy.

970
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:30,000
They need a room for themselves so they can be free.

971
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
But goddamn.

972
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Think about it.

973
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000
You think about it.

974
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Text time, she get a motherfucker.

975
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000
She got to get a truck.

976
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000
She got to get something new.

977
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
She had to text time, bro.

978
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,000
It's hard out there for a woman.

979
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
It's pimpier though.

980
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Text time when I'm made for no man.

981
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,000
Most of the time, goddamn it, when a kid been raised,

982
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,000
most of the time it going to be with the mama

983
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000
because goddamn it, you know how us niggas be sometimes.

984
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Like I ain't that type of nigga.

985
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
If I had a child, I'm going to take care of the motherfucker.

986
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
I'm going to fight to be in my motherfucker's child life.

987
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Period.

988
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
You know what I'm saying?

989
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:14,000
But all of these women fucking lying about this shit.

990
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,000
And just like all these niggas ain't lying about these women too.

991
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Making it hard for them to see their kids and shit.

992
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,000
You got motherfuckers out here that is going out here spreading rumors

993
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,000
on that baby daddy like that nigga don't come around and saying,

994
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
this nigga nigga you don't say, nigga,

995
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000
can you get money from me here motherfucker?

996
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,000
It takes some real motherfucker communication, man.

997
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,000
She get mad because she get mad because she want me to come over

998
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000
and I don't want to come over.

999
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Like when y'all both got a whole life in y'all hands right now,

1000
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
you got to take care of it, you know what I'm saying?

1001
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Raise a whole nother human being.

1002
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Y'all need to come at some point like,

1003
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:58,000
hey, we need to take care of this baby and raise this baby, man.

1004
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Like we didn't make it, we didn't, you know what I'm saying?

1005
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000
I didn't do this by myself.

1006
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Exactly, man.

1007
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,000
We didn't do this by ourselves.

1008
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,000
I'm fantastic.

1009
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,000
And you got something in the car, is that the thing about it?

1010
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,000
You got some men that might as well take the time out

1011
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000
and have to sacrifice the time to get theyself together

1012
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
before they get back in their child life.

1013
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,000
And then y'all get mad for him taking the time out.

1014
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,000
But sometimes that motherfucker make it hard for the dad

1015
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,000
to be in the child life.

1016
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,000
It's some nigga who want to take care of that kid,

1017
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:36,000
but they be so bitter and shit because the baby dad then moved on.

1018
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000
But the crazy thing about it is, it's understandable.

1019
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000
It's the same way for the females?

1020
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Yeah, you got to understand.

1021
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Exactly.

1022
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Like it's understandable, like by the verse.

1023
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,000
But man, you got to understand, like y'all got a whole nother human being

1024
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000
that's trying to raise and y'all need to be focused on that more than any motherfucker.

1025
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Y'all supposed to be tag teaming on the child, man.

1026
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Y'all don't supposed to be trying to control.

1027
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Don't go against each other.

1028
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Don't be trying to control each other.

1029
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Don't be trying to control one, like baby dad or baby mama.

1030
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Don't be trying to control baby dad or the baby mama.

1031
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000
You know what I'm saying?

1032
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000
You ain't got no control.

1033
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Only thing you got control over is what this child got to do until he's 18 years old.

1034
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:25,000
As an inmate, y'all going to have to be friends for the rest of y'all lives.

1035
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
And guess what?

1036
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:30,000
At the end of the day, the rest of y'all lives is the rest of y'all.

1037
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,000
And let them up and kids start asking questions, tell them.

1038
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Don't try to sugar coat that shit.

1039
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Don't try to have little nothings.

1040
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Stop lying to them.

1041
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000
You know what I'm saying?

1042
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,000
They're going to see like everything go right.

1043
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000
If both of y'all doing what the fuck y'all need to do.

1044
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Y'all taking y'all away to prison and this child life.

1045
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,000
And if he get to ask a question like, mom, like what dad going?

1046
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Like who this guy?

1047
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Tell him. Tell him what?

1048
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Tell him what's up.

1049
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000
Tell her what's up.

1050
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000
What if the child might be?

1051
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Don't sit here and pacify the situation.

1052
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Yeah.

1053
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Let him know what's up.

1054
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Because sooner or later.

1055
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,000
Oh, I'm sorry baby.

1056
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000
That child got to grow up.

1057
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Yeah.

1058
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000
He's going to want to know the truth.

1059
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Let him know.

1060
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:16,000
And somebody in your family, somebody that's close to you, that child know very thoroughly.

1061
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Get what that child going to do.

1062
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
See, my mama won't tell me.

1063
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
I'm going to go ask this person.

1064
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
I'm going to go ask this person.

1065
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000
And it's going to be somebody that's going to tell you.

1066
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,000
And they going to sit down because they going to be so real.

1067
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
And you've been real with this child.

1068
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Exactly.

1069
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Then you got somebody that's going to be ready to tell.

1070
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Yeah.

1071
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Come out the blue.

1072
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000
You know what I'm saying?

1073
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000
They come out, especially come out the blue.

1074
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Especially when family arguing.

1075
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Yeah.

1076
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
That's when the worst come out the shit.

1077
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000
You, that's not your daddy.

1078
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000
No, baby.

1079
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
That ain't your daddy.

1080
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,000
Well, so it's not your mama.

1081
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,000
I'm your mama.

1082
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Your daddy is a sister that came up the other night.

1083
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Mm-hmm.

1084
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Yep.

1085
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
The man, the man.

1086
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000
That's your dad.

1087
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
The man I've been.

1088
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Your dad the other night, wasn't it?

1089
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Right.

1090
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
No.

1091
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Put it like this.

1092
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:04,000
You know, every time we go to the grocery store and I be talking to that man so long.

1093
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
That's your dad.

1094
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000
What?

1095
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Yo.

1096
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Yeah.

1097
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
That child broken heart.

1098
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Yeah.

1099
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Because.

1100
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Hey, it just goes to show you like, as long as you keep shitting kids, like, we're sponges.

1101
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
We going to pick up all that shit.

1102
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
We suck up everything.

1103
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000
We suck up every motherfuckin' thing.

1104
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000
We suck, bro.

1105
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
That's the point.

1106
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
We going to pick up every motherfuckin' thing.

1107
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
We going to see it and then she be so weird.

1108
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
Like, we.

1109
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
The kids are big sponges.

1110
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Like, now, it just say you look back on your childhood and you saying some shit that's

1111
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000
saying kind of weird.

1112
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000
But your kids, so you don't know the fuck along.

1113
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,000
You paid no money.

1114
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Yeah.

1115
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,000
But as we got older, now that we look back on that shit, like, oh.

1116
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000
That's it right there.

1117
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
That's what we're going on.

1118
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,000
You know what I'm saying?

1119
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:59,000
And that's when you know right then and there, like, your child don't understand what it

1120
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,000
is or what the fuck going on.

1121
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Sometimes it's good to sit down and think about the actions before we come out with

1122
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000
the.

1123
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000
Yeah.

1124
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000
We got to watch what we're doing for these kids, man.

1125
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Because I'm trying to tell you, the kids, we sponges, but we're small.

1126
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,000
The kids are big sponges because guess what?

1127
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,000
They absorb so much.

1128
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Everything.

1129
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
In a small amount of time.

1130
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Why you think I didn't want some kids to be acting up?

1131
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:38,000
They'll do some crazy shit at school and they'll get the warning right now.

1132
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Why this kid acting like this?

1133
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,000
And then fuck around and see their environment.

1134
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Exactly.

1135
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,000
You know where it come from.

1136
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Look at the environment.

1137
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:52,000
Like if your mama let you run around the fucking house and do what you want to do, you

1138
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000
finna come over to my house and do the same fucking thing.

1139
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000
He finna do the same motherfucking thing.

1140
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
And I can't have.

1141
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,000
The first thing a little child that you don't know nothing about is going to tell you, well,

1142
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000
my mama let me do this.

1143
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Well, guess what?

1144
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:08,000
I'm one of them old school parents where your mama let you do that, you can sit outside.

1145
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
You're not finna do that shit in my house.

1146
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000
I ain't even lie.

1147
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000
Even a child, they respected.

1148
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
But you got to nurture that child.

1149
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000
It's just, I don't know.

1150
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:24,000
I ain't even trying to make it seem like I was just the one.

1151
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:29,000
But man, I have a different thing about me.

1152
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000
I cared about other folks feelings.

1153
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,000
I did care about what other people think of shit too.

1154
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
A lot too.

1155
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:43,000
But I always was kind of respectful even as a child.

1156
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
That shit right there.

1157
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
It's just in me.

1158
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:53,000
As I got older and then I ain't cross my motherfuckers teeth and dodging them ass and a lot of shit.

1159
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,000
And I'm trying to be better.

1160
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000
As a person.

1161
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Exactly.

1162
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
You know what I'm saying?

1163
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000
All the time.

1164
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Like right now, I ain't perfect.

1165
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,000
I'm probably do some shit that I still come back.

1166
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
And my grown ass right now.

1167
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000
I ain't look back and be like, damn, I'm wrong.

1168
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000
I know I'm not perfect.

1169
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
You know what I mean?

1170
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
And I ain't trying to be perfect.

1171
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000
At the time, I feel like I got to act.

1172
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000
I don't act the right.

1173
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,000
I just want to be great.

1174
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
I just want to be successful.

1175
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:32,000
I just want this podcast to do what I know, what we know positive what it can do.

1176
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000
You know what I'm saying?

1177
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:37,000
We want this more than, go like this.

1178
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:42,000
This something that we know if we get on,

1179
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:48,000
we can help other podcasters get on.

1180
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:55,000
We can feel it in your spirit that you ready to take your dream and your destiny to another level.

1181
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Yeah.

1182
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:01,000
But you also got to know this.

1183
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:08,000
You got to sit back and learn from the teacher to sit here so you can come back and do it right behind the teacher so you can teach.

1184
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,000
So you can be the teacher.

1185
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,000
You got to be very reserved.

1186
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000
You know what I'm saying?

1187
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,000
You got to be.

1188
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Because you got to put it like this.

1189
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:22,000
If you don't observe what you want for greatness, how you know what you want for greatness?

1190
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
How you know you're going to handle greatness?

1191
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:29,000
I seen some grown folks when I was growing up like, man, this shit seems weird.

1192
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
I don't want to do that.

1193
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:39,000
You know what I'm saying? They had grew up like not wanting to do what other motherfuckers were doing. They had them fucked up.

1194
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000
Got them fucked up.

1195
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,000
You know what I'm saying?

1196
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:48,000
And like I told you, our statistics say 990,000.

1197
00:47:48,000 --> 00:48:00,000
It's 990,000 podcasters that's out there, but it's 1.4 million podcasters and all.

1198
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,000
And I don't 1.4 million.

1199
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:10,000
Only 45% of podcasters is truly active.

1200
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:23,000
So just like they say, they say in the next two years when podcasting and streaming go global and go there, how you know?

1201
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Man, that shit the new top show right now.

1202
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
You know what I'm saying?

1203
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,000
I mean, you want to.

1204
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000
That's what everybody get out of Juicing.

1205
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
Everybody love top show.

1206
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000
The TV and all that shit.

1207
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Some people, but you got some people that's, you know, like I say, one thing about it, all the gossip.

1208
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,000
They want the gossip.

1209
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Motherfucker love all that shit.

1210
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:51,000
But if you want real, everybody, it's not that many real people out there, but it's a lot of us out there.

1211
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Yeah, it is.

1212
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000
It's a lot of us.

1213
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
And a lot of us, they're hitting.

1214
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:02,000
But you could tell the real ones because the real ones going to take the time out and they're going to listen to your podcast.

1215
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
You can't sit there and just like you.

1216
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Sometimes we just come out the door with this shit, people.

1217
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
We don't rehearse.

1218
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,000
We just go and start talking.

1219
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:15,000
And when we go, we just match up and we get in sync and we just go with it.

1220
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:22,000
The hardest thing for us to do is not to believe in what we got going on now.

1221
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
And if we don't believe, how can we push?

1222
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Man, this shit got work, man.

1223
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:32,000
This motherfucker got a TikTok showing them just fishing.

1224
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
God damn it.

1225
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Doing shit.

1226
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000
Just doing all type of shit.

1227
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Rolling the fucking ball down some stairs to run to some glass.

1228
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000
But you know what?

1229
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000
These motherfuckers getting paid for this shit.

1230
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000
Motherfuckers enjoying that shit like yeah.

1231
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000
But people want to see that shit though.

1232
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Exactly.

1233
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,000
This is what they call like an ASMR.

1234
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Yeah.

1235
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000
They do shit like this.

1236
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:03,000
Like people, like for the first time, people, we are really recording and I'm really finna sit here.

1237
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:10,000
And once I edit the video, I'm going to tag Black Tate in it.

1238
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Queen Egon will set it up on the Instagram and Snapchat page.

1239
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000
You got to be a friend.

1240
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Don't go make fake pages, people.

1241
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,000
You got to be yourself.

1242
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:29,000
Because we know, we can Google your picture nowadays.

1243
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
And see where you fit up.

1244
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:37,000
So go out there and like I said, just watch.

1245
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:44,000
And man, y'all enjoy because a lot of people don't get to do what they really love to do, man.

1246
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:49,000
A lot of people stuck in that mode ass, I got to work this nine to five.

1247
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Your dream.

1248
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Don't think they can do nothing else.

1249
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:56,000
When you realize your dream is bigger than a nine to five, better go for it.

1250
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Trying to tag. By any means.

1251
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Because putting an iceberg on the cake.

1252
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:07,000
What you is next year in podcasting or whatever you doing, I guarantee you.

1253
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Just like I tell Black Tate, Queen Egon, we going to be somewhere next year.

1254
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,000
I ain't no way this shit true.

1255
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Hey, I can't wait to see it.

1256
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Man, what?

1257
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,000
I'm going to get all teary eyed and everything.

1258
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000
I'm going to cry my bit.

1259
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000
Man, I'm going to cry.

1260
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,000
I ain't going to lie, man.

1261
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
What?

1262
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000
You fucking did it.

1263
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:37,000
I'm going to take a Kaepernick knee, bro.

1264
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:44,000
I got to just talk to the man upstairs and just tell him, I know you believed in us.

1265
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,000
You knew we believed in what we were doing.

1266
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000
You gave us what we wanted.

1267
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:53,000
We got to keep doing it and keep putting you up in there.

1268
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Keep showing him love.

1269
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Keep mentioning him.

1270
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,000
You know what I'm saying?

1271
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Keep going for it.

1272
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:04,000
We pray before, prayer now is before every show to make sure we have the energy for y'all.

1273
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,000
When you wake up.

1274
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,000
When you wake up.

1275
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Make sure you, just don't pray.

1276
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,000
Thank you, Lord.

1277
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,000
You know what I'm saying?

1278
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000
Pray.

1279
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
That was your first blessing of the day.

1280
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Thank you, God, for waking me.

1281
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000
You know what I'm saying, man?

1282
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000
Just like I say, man.

1283
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000
I'm trying to make this shit is a-

1284
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000
I'm trying to make this shit is a-

1285
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,000
First thing I say when I wake up.

1286
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:31,000
Guess what? One day he gonna say this shit and he gonna hear us on the other end.

1287
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,000
Tell me about some-

1288
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Pack your shit.

1289
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Let's go.

1290
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000
It's a check.

1291
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
It's a big check.

1292
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Big, big, big, big check.

1293
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:42,000
And I'm gonna hang up the phone.

1294
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,000
He might call Queen E to try to get it.

1295
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000
What the fuck is he talking about?

1296
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000
She probably be on the same thing.

1297
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Just get your shit.

1298
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:54,000
It's a big, big, it's a big, it's a big check.

1299
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,000
Make your head go in the house and put on all your fridges.

1300
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Put it on right now.

1301
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
I'm trying to tell you.

1302
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000
What you mean?

1303
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000
What you mean?

1304
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
It's gonna be beautiful.

1305
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,000
I've seen, I've been seeing.

1306
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:17,000
Just like I seen last night, I said, I ain't no way these numbers went up in five fucking minutes.

1307
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:21,000
We just left the podcast.

1308
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:29,000
And five fucking minutes to the house is 66 already.

1309
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Major.

1310
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Fucking major.

1311
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:37,000
And every day somebody is subscribing to the channel.

1312
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Somebody is a new person popping up from a different location.

1313
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000
And it's a blessing.

1314
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:53,000
Because I know by the time we look at this shit at the end of the summer, by August, you see how six months stats?

1315
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000
You're gonna be like, I ain't no way.

1316
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,000
We just cleared a goal.

1317
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:03,000
We passed March goal, I mean March goal from already.

1318
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:08,000
We had 120 and it's just the fourth day.

1319
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:14,000
I mean 172 and it's just the first, that fourth day of May.

1320
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
Oh wow.

1321
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Of downloads.

1322
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:22,000
We is booming, y'all. Please keep booming like this.

1323
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:29,000
We won't, bro. Our goal is we seeing the 60s, we seeing the 70s now.

1324
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:38,000
And it's a sign when you, it's a sign when they saying you used to keep seeing, when you keep saying six and seven, they like running mates.

1325
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,000
I'm a some some angel.

1326
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,000
So you already know every time I see seven I see glory.

1327
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000
Raw star bitch.

1328
00:54:47,000 --> 00:55:02,000
So I'm trying to tell you like once a hundred downloads a day, we start getting, and you start seeing it through the week.

1329
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Because we gonna beat our thousand download goals already, y'all.

1330
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,000
Yeah.

1331
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:11,000
We gonna beat that, we gonna thrash that by the end of the month.

1332
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000
We gonna crush that.

1333
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:19,000
I see how we going with this now. Everybody, we, we in sync.

1334
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:24,000
And trust me, y'all might look at the video and say damn, it look like a plated wall in here.

1335
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,000
So?

1336
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000
So, it gonna get right. Don't judge.

1337
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000
You better hold judgment coming off this motherfucking door.

1338
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Don't judge me, judge your mama.

1339
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:37,000
Because you gonna start seeing people, we might start walking out the closets.

1340
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,000
I'm just playing, I don't know.

1341
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:42,000
Well, this the front door, so if you see somebody come through the front door, it might be a guest.

1342
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,000
Let us know.

1343
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Let us know.

1344
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
If you see that bitch move, let us know.

1345
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000
Let us know now.

1346
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,000
I'm trying to tell you.

1347
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
Don't be right there waiting what gonna happen.

1348
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:54,000
You see somebody back there with a gun and you ain't saying shit and we just up in here.

1349
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,000
That's fucked up. Nigga, you ain't loyal.

1350
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,000
They supposed to be loyal.

1351
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,000
You ain't fucking with us.

1352
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,000
What they supposed to be doing?

1353
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,000
They supposed to be looking.

1354
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,000
Right.

1355
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000
And black folk, we don't look for shit.

1356
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000
You know, we don't look for a damn thing.

1357
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,000
Goofy.

1358
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000
We ain't finna go searching for shit.

1359
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000
But man, I ain't gonna lie.

1360
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,000
I'm happy to have these two co-hosts with me.

1361
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Because I know it's late and we still up here putting in the work down the album of these three just to put out this content for y'all.

1362
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,000
So you know we out here putting in work for y'all.

1363
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Yeah, man.

1364
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000
So you know we grinding like that.

1365
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Help us grind like that.

1366
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Fuck with us, folks.

1367
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Fuck with us, man.

1368
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Subscribe to YouTube, Instagram.

1369
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Follow us on Instagram.

1370
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000
All of it.

1371
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,000
Facebook.

1372
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000
All of it.

1373
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000
On Snapchat.

1374
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000
All of it.

1375
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,000
And if you don't know the YouTube page, it's all in.

1376
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:55,000
It's all underscore in underscore all underscore family underscore the underscore brand.

1377
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,000
That's it.

1378
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000
No more underscores.

1379
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Yeah.

1380
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:04,000
If you want to look for the YouTube page, like I say, the first name is all in together.

1381
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,000
And the last name is all family.

1382
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,000
Facebook page.

1383
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,000
So y'all keep going on the Facebook page.

1384
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,000
It's public right now, but it is finna turn private.

1385
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:19,000
So if you're going to be a subscriber to the page or you're going to be a follower to the page.

1386
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000
Fuck with us.

1387
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Fuck with us.

1388
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Don't be trying to be nosy for somebody.

1389
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Because we going to talk about your ass on this show.

1390
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000
For sure.

1391
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,000
We're going to go down.

1392
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
You think DC's stupid.

1393
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,000
We stupid.

1394
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,000
You have your opinion.

1395
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,000
It's okay.

1396
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,000
It's okay.

1397
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000
But we come.

1398
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,000
We come.

1399
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,000
We're going to say what the fuck we're going to say now.

1400
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,000
I told you.

1401
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,000
It's a real show.

1402
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,000
It is what it is.

1403
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000
We're going to speak our mind because it's real.

1404
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,000
And what it is.

1405
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Who we are.

1406
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,000
You better believe.

1407
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:57,000
I believe I can soar.

1408
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:02,000
I see him running through that open door.

1409
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
I believe he going to die.

1410
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Oh shit.

1411
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,000
I believe he going to die.

1412
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Oh wow.

1413
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
You can't somebody running through an open door out your house.

1414
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:17,000
He going to be staking in that fire.

1415
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:22,000
And I ain't going to be singing no I wish.

1416
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:27,000
I'm going to think I'm going to be like I put him in a ditch.

1417
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:31,000
He ran through my front door bitch.

1418
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,000
I wrapped him with a wrench.

1419
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:38,000
He took off running thought he was going to be a bitch.

1420
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
That nigga was a bitch.

1421
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,000
So I shot him in the hip.

1422
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:47,000
And now he has a limb.

1423
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Now you know his name.

1424
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
His name is Stan.

1425
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,000
And he going through that motherfucking plan.

1426
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:59,000
That I thought about this morning because I don't think I killed him.

1427
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000
We all think about that.

1428
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,000
But in the last closing seconds.

1429
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
Anything.

1430
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Anybody want to say kiss the merchandise at the end of May.

1431
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,000
We coming baby.

1432
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,000
We got t-shirts.

1433
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:16,000
We got joggers.

1434
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,000
I don't have no respect.

1435
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000
I'll slap a motherfucking momma nigga.

1436
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,000
I'm just playing.

1437
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,000
This man is going.

1438
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000
If you see black tape with us.

1439
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,000
Just know.

1440
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
If your momma looking at him wrong.

1441
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000
He going to slap.

1442
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,000
I'm going to be already prepared.

1443
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Unless you got fat ass.

1444
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
I'm going to slap that ass.

1445
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
I like momma.

1446
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,000
Momma looks so sexy.

1447
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,000
Shit.

1448
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,000
Don't bring around me.

1449
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Don't bring around me 56 for real.

1450
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000
I'm going to play her for real.

1451
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,000
I'm a dick of for real.

1452
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:53,000
Because he's a gigolo with a lot of dope.

1453
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,000
And that's some, some, some.

1454
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
Nick Cannon we still don't know your fucking songs.

1455
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1456
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,000
I don't want to hear that.

1457
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000
But now we crashing out though.

1458
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000
This is God damn All In.

1459
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000
All in.

1460
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
This has been your boy Ken Yash.

1461
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:10,720
girl Queen E. Black tape.

1462
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,720
And we out for the night people.

1463
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,720
Check out the YouTube page for the video.

1464
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:15,720
Check out Twitter.

1465
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:16,720
Check out Facebook.

1466
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:21,720
I will be tagging JT in the video tonight on his Facebook page.

1467
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:26,720
So you can go look on his Facebook page tonight with the video of us.

1468
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:27,720
Yes.

1469
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:29,720
Shooting All In.

1470
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,720
All family.

1471
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:32,720
Get it.

1472
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,720
Real bitch.

1473
01:00:34,720 --> 01:01:03,720
What's up, Aster?

