I'm going in, y'all better tune in
Season 2, baby
Okay
What's up with it? What's up with it? This your boy King Yash
And y'all tune in to another episode of All In All Family
What up with it Queen E? What up with it Black Tate?
What it do? What it do man?
Long time no hear from man, feel like we been dissing for fucking weeks
Like we going through Corona or something
Shit be saying like sometimes, that how life takes
Man what? Don't you? Man I wish I was a child again
No bills, no nothing
That was the dumbest shit ever
To wish to grow the fuck up
Same way I was grown
That was the whoever
I can't wait to go to Jock Corp
Whoever taught us that
I swear to God I can slap the shit out of them
How dumb ass is this?
Cause the other four always told us
God damn it, hey man you enjoy it motherfucker child
Shit couldn't enjoy it
Couldn't enjoy it people
Cause the two of them trying to be fucking grown
That's a goof ass
I ain't go lie, I was trying to be grown as hell bro
Stupid little man dumb ass
I was trying, no lie, I was trying to be grown as hell
I wasn't standing by shit
I was trying to be in these streets
Chasing these hoes
With some big ass white t's on 4X skin ass hair
Man I'm telling you that bitch was super big
That bitch look like that motherfucking cloth we got on
When I look back on some of the shit that we did
That had a little googly hair
Big ass, big ass clothes
And the crazy thing when I look back on some of the shit we did
I say man we look like a fucking asshole man
Man we looked the dumbest
We looked the dumbest shit
Dumb ass cloth bro
It wasn't the females, it was us niggas
We had dickies that was 3X
But what really started to drop was when y'all started to
Hey what the fuck
Why the fuck is you rolling your tongue like that
What the fuck is that
Brrrr brrrr brrrr
Like somebody finish you the chopper at your ass
Start your angles up or something
Brrrrr brrr brrrr
No
Why you doing this
I don't know I'm scared for my
Tell the police I'm scared for my life
Nobody have time to speak Latino
I'm scared for my life right now
I'm scared
Where you get this shit from
Nah don't lie we do got one person that speaks Latino
Who
When you been around her
We been around her
Alright
Oh so what the fuck we talking about
And what we at ruling the river
By the brrrrrr gang
But man
Wishing brrrr like not growing the fuck up
Like whoever said that dumb shit
Bruh like
I mean we wish it on ourselves but whoever said
Whoever started that I wanna be
Grown shit need to be slapped
Nah they need to put in their ass
I'm talking about where I still told Booboo
Where the nigga just got out of work
He got oil on him
He got gravel in the bottom of his
Still got grease on the bottom of that motherfucker
I'm trying to tell you for real
And then the top of the boot
Is fading out
Now you can see the steel on the toe
That be like a sharp knife
But
But man I'm glad y'all people good
I'm glad y'all people in the mood
Man I'm glad this show is back
Like the three headed
Muscles are back
But you know we gonna kick it off with
Black teeth
You know we gotta kick it off
From my boy cause I know
The people out there been missing black tape
Like our motherfuckers
Okay so we gonna talk about like
Black math
If you
Know what the fuck I mean
You know what the fuck I mean
5, 10, 15
25
I think it is
How one plus one is not two
But
In black math one plus one equals three
But we just add math correctly
Cause we don't count ourselves
We count the motherfuckers
You know what the fuck motherfuckers gonna bring
Your momma gave you a key to the house
You know what I'm saying
You a key
Your siblings a key
And you fucking around calling on her
And tell her momma I lost my key
That's the worst fucking decision
You ever could make in your life
And her man
Everybody got a key to the house
I don't mind
Everybody in the neighborhood can come in the house at any moment
Just cause you lost that one key
What the fuck they do
They can come
They watch you drop
They favorite word is
They finna come robbers now
Everybody got access to this house
Everybody
Like time out like
Do you really think people that find
Like house keys somewhere laying around
You really think people just find out where
Them keys go to
Like come on now
Be for real
Who got time out of their day
To go and
Just go door to door
Door to door with this one key
Trying to see what it opens to
Nah that ain't it
You going to jail
Muffin gonna see you
You gonna be like R Kelly
That nigga touring in jail
He touring in jail
He doing concerts
In jail
That nigga the goat though
That nigga the goat
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck about nobody
My nigga did that shit
I don't blame him for doing this
I blame the parents
The parents let the motherfucking kids
Hey look even though I ain't I still ain't mad
I'm not that I would do some shit like that
You know what I'm saying but
I ain't mad at him because
He pissed on that little girl
He did piss on her
He did that old nasty motherfucker
What the hell going on
And if I can't piss on me
I'm going to move out the way
No you stay
You know what I'm saying
For real though
Shit you going to stand up
And if I can't go to jail I'm going to piss on your cat
Look bus you a kid though
Exactly
She still a goop 14 years old
You should know
Not to let nobody piss on you now
Come on now that shit crazy
You can't be doing that
Come on
You trying to pee pee on me
What type of grown man
I'm going to piss on the child anyway
Why don't you call it a grown man
Old nasty motherfucker
That nigga ain't put no piss in his song
Regardless man
So if a nigga see here and say
R Kelly was wrong
He ain't piss on that girl
That was somebody
You know what I'm saying
R Kelly
Now the girl ran to the piss
She just
She just blindly hit
She blindly hit the piss on the side
Of the building
She never heard of a golden shower
She wanted to see what it felt like
She found dumb shit
She found it
I ain't going to lie now you want to feel some dumb shit like this
You need to
Your ass crazy
You more than crazy you need Jesus
She probably just hang around the bathroom
That's it just for the hell of it
Sitting around the corner still bathed on time
Especially the men there
You got a pee sir
You sure
I was just about to say I'm a human
You need some help sir
She probably sitting there waiting on my ass
No I looked on Facebook
She go to every club
Or wherever she see drunk motherfuckers at
She probably be analyzing
I seen a black girl on Facebook
And a black girl on Facebook
Yeah I moved to Dubai
Just to get shitted on
Basically you remember the video
Oh yeah I seen that
She moved to Dubai
To get paid to be shitted on
For a living
Forty thousand dollars a living
Forty thousand dollars
To be shitted on
Oh hey
Like literally
Hey what the fuck
You can't help it can't
Fuck is this
I'm starting to get weird
Like what is that
I don't even know where you get it from
I'm trying to see where the fuck it
You about to freestyle
About to drop a god damn
A verse or something
With this shit
Stop it
You look like Mexican OT
You got the
You look like a Mexican
OV
And for the people that don't know what that is
That means over sir
I forgot what the fuck I was talking about
What I was about to say
Shit
That shit was crazy
On the next topic
Please go to the next topic
Because I forgot what the fuck I was talking about
You know me I'm the controversial one
You know I'm the controversial one
People saw I got a bring
Who you rather have in your corner
When you get ready to go to jail
Your man
Your woman
Who you rather have
Your spouse
Or your mom
What's the question
Who you rather have in your corner
Your girl
Your man
Or your mom
Or your man
If you go to jail
Oh
My dude
Come on
I'm gonna send somebody else to come get me.
She ain't coming.
I ain't gonna lie.
She might not answer the phone.
She gonna let it go to the boys and girls.
I'm gonna go on my girl, man, cause my mama, the first thing she gonna think is I'm gonna
snitch on her, but I'm not gonna let her get me.
I'm gonna go on my girl, man, cause my mama, the first thing she gonna think is I'm gonna
snitch on her, but I'm not gonna let her get me.
I'm looking like, what the fuck you did in your past?
I don't even know your criminal history.
Hell, I don't even know what to tell.
Why would you think I'm finna tell on you?
You're supposed to be mom.
What the fuck did you do?
You ain't supposed to tell me what the fuck you did in your past.
I'd be prepared for things like this.
Nah, to me, you're mom.
You ain't did shit.
You just mom.
You just a super mom.
So, god damn it, what the fuck I'm supposed to say?
But in reality, you didn't just hit me.
Nah, it ain't reality.
It's, I done settled out.
I had kids, man.
My whole life was behind me.
But as soon as your kids do something, you telling them right from wrong.
You telling them everything.
You giving them lessons about don't do it because you don't know what to do.
You telling them, you're telling them, you're telling them, you're telling them, you're
telling them, you're telling them, you're telling them, you're telling them, you're telling
them, you're telling them, you're telling them, you're telling them, you're telling them,
Y'all out, you know what I'm saying?
Y'all out in the day, I'm probably go to a restaurant
or a song or some shit,
and you just hear that nigga bust out,
hey yo, Shakisha!
Hey, your mama just grabbed your ass and ran that motherfucker.
We not eating at this goddamn restaurant tonight.
He just run out the motherfucker,
ran the motherfucker like, Mom!
What the, like, Mom!
Like, like-
That's even crazier than the motherfucker!
Like, what the fuck did you do?
Especially when she ran the back,
gathered her ass up.
Time out of that, that's your name!
You got your call-ups!
I ain't know your name, what's your-
Rakesha!
What the fuck?
Don't never call me that shit in your life, boy.
Goddamn, who is this?
They run back to you with his mom, okay?
Now you don't know about my past like you'll never know.
Until the day-
She damn about to leave the baby, Goddamn it.
Until the day you see 1992 Freak Me.
You wonder who your mama is.
And then that nigga say, Rakesha, I knew y'all-
I don't know who that nigga is.
Rakesha, I knew I found-
Damn you guys!
Damn you look good.
Woo!
Rakesha, I knew I found your whole ass!
Bitch, you the reason why all that money-
Bitch, what am I thinking that I was looking for in 1962?
That shit was 30 years ago.
What?
You'll find out who your mama is
just running to a nigga that she's trying to get away from.
You know, stupid ass bitch,
I knew I'd catch up with your ass.
All you did was tell her, I said, mama, who that was?
None of your Goddamn being to keep pushing.
There ain't nobody.
Just shut your ass up.
Nobody.
I'm the mama.
Every no Goddamn thing.
You're the parent of me and you.
Exactly.
Shit, I thought you were, but apparently I do-
But that was the ass.
I ain't knowing me, I said some smart shit.
I said some smart shit like,
apparently I do not know who my parent is now.
I didn't know your name was Rakesha.
Yeah, I was trying to tell Rakesha.
You told me it was Keshia.
All my life knowing your name was Kim.
No, mom.
That's it.
Mom.
What you been doing with your mom all my life.
Oh, my mom.
Who the fuck is mama?
I just realized, who name that shit?
Mama.
Mom.
Shit, that shit crazy.
Mama.
Me, me, mama, me, mama, mama.
Mama, mama, mama.
Like that nigga said on Color Purple,
no, no, me, mama, me, me, mama.
Uh-huh, mama.
I can hear, you know how black need to come in the house.
Hey, I know one thing you say about the kids,
but we stay home real like motherfuckers.
Hey.
Mom, I'm home.
I'm with you.
You said you ate 20 minutes ago, bitch.
Shit.
I was.
When?
What 20 minutes ago?
In your mind, I ate 20 minutes ago.
I ate three hours ago.
No, it's the fact that you go.
All the time, babe.
No, it's the fact when you go in the refrigerator
and you look and see,
ain't nothing in there to fucking eat.
But later on, your mama go in there
and make a four-course motherfucking meal.
I left it.
You trying to figure out where the fuck all this come from
and you just went in that fridge right now.
I will go.
I'm gonna tell you something.
If I seen nobody.
Ain't nobody left the house.
She going to jail if she making a four-course meal
for herself, especially for a nigga that I don't know.
Mama just some shards that got damn freezer
and I don't know shit.
Hey, we in the house.
Like you the chick.
Hey, tell you the truth.
When we looked in the refrigerator.
You cried.
You see what I'm talking about?
I'm trying to tell you.
You know what I'm talking about?
You cried in there, bitch.
Half bottle of drink.
A jar of pickle juice.
Pickle juice.
Ain't no pickles in that motherfucker.
What a pickle?
They put out one pickle slice up there.
And then we're sitting here looking around
looking at this fridge.
We ain't know what the fuck that was.
We couldn't do shit with that.
Everything.
All you see is ice on everything.
Exactly.
Nah, they been pros.
Who the fuck put the ice on this shit?
Who is that?
We can't do nothing with this.
And then you just all of a sudden see there's some
good shit going on back there in the kitchen.
I'm talking about thumping through the house.
Like, mama, where the fuck was all this
when I was looking for something to eat?
Shit.
Like you just sat here and made cabbage and greens.
Miss Megan had it.
Chicken and broccoli.
And get who it for?
She made some shit to make good turkey.
It better be for me.
It ain't for you.
How that nothing on niggas?
It's for Tyrone.
He finna get it.
Come on.
Tyrone finna get beat by little John John in the middle.
She ain't finna get, mama ain't finna get no flavor
with little John John.
Hey, one thing I can tell you about our mama,
she get it, she fed her.
Now y'all like, my mama did too.
Shit.
But when my mama cook, my mama cook,
when she cook, we like, when my mama cook good,
that's when I knew like, either my daddy,
either my daddy was finna come sneak a night over
while my step daddy was on the road,
or my step daddy would come,
or my step daddy was up in that bitch cooking.
I mean, up in that, he was home, he was coming home
and she was finna cook.
But when he was home, it was meals,
it was good meals, I'm talking about.
Your mama want them women, I think women.
When he gone, and when he was gone,
it was chicken and rice.
It's the chicken and rice.
But it's just, mama and kids,
it's the chicken and rice, just super simple.
And then sometimes the rice don't even be always cooked.
I told you, don't even be cooked.
And then once, I told you.
Be taken like rocks when you eat.
And then I was the last one to leave the house.
So I was 15 when everybody left the house.
So every day for me was hamburger help.
I say, at least you ate hamburger.
I said, bitch, every day.
I said, I could've went back to the chicken and rice.
Mix that shit in some.
Say that, mama, mama, something wrong with my rice.
What are you talking about, boy?
Right hard as hell.
What's wrong with your goddamn right there shit?
Tasting crunch.
You're crunching this off.
That shit, you need a little flavor.
Man, man, you throw that shit against the wall,
goddamn, it sound like rain right there.
Sound like somebody raining in the house.
Who the fuck in my house throwing shit?
Who threw a pepper?
Tantan T.
She sound like growl.
You knew, she knew what it was when you threw the shit.
My mama eatin' growl in it, motherfucker.
You knew.
Sound like when you go ahead and pull out the yard
and you just kick back rocks on the dirt.
You know what I'm talking about?
Man, it like that, you ever threw,
like you ever threw some rocks at a window,
throw the rice at the wall.
Man.
Sound like a motherfucker.
Like a motherfucker.
Stop throwing that goddamn rice in my house.
How the hell she know what that was?
Mama know every time.
I'm trying to tell you.
Mama know what's going on.
She might have that door closed back there,
but she listening to everything we doing around the house.
She been there, done that.
Well, she sure gonna pop out the door.
What y'all doing in there?
A topic from Queen E.
Black people have no unity.
We don't.
Black people ain't got no unity.
Everybody hatin' on everybody.
That motherfucker waiting on this,
waiting to switch on your ass right now.
The moment they find out a motherfucker
is getting big right now.
What she say?
Not snitch, but switch on your ass.
That motherfucker ain't ready right now.
Exactly, the moment they find out a motherfucker
getting big right, they finna find,
they finna dig up the biggest and dirtiest shit
y'all in the person, just to shit on them,
make them feel worse than what they are.
I'm gonna tell you something.
Don't let them pay attention to that.
If you can't shit on me,
when I'm already feel like I'm shitting on you,
that's one thing about it.
We both can't shit on each other.
Somebody gonna have to shit hard.
And it might have to be me.
Fuck with me, but you gonna be constipated.
God damn.
I feel this shit.
You gonna be constipated trying to fuck with me.
I don't never wanna be around you.
I'm trying to tell you,
you gonna be constipated trying to fuck with me.
Stomach on fire.
Like I said, don't pick me,
cause I'm one of the boogers that gonna make your nose bleed.
But for real though, like why the fuck
we always competing?
We compete against each other because.
But my thing is though,
if we all, if Sam could live in a section A,
why are you hating on me?
Bitch, we living in the same neighborhood.
Right.
What do I have that you want so bad?
The whole thing about section A is,
is number of haters.
Number thing about that is,
the haters always come in different shapes and forms too.
And to get back to his question is,
shit, black people go at God.
Like Bernie Mac said, I wanna add God.
If I could, what he say?
He's Bernie, they say,
Bernie you not gonna get into heaven,
Bernie know.
He said, you gonna ask God one question,
he'll let you in.
Bernie said, we ain't gonna,
black people gonna stick together.
God said, mm-mm.
Yeah, even God said,
he ain't even, God don't even know.
He don't even know.
That's the saddest thing about it.
That mean we fucked up.
We fucked up.
So it's crazy how we can stick together
when Jordans come out.
That's crazy.
Nigga, we can be.
We lined up a block for some Jordans,
a new pair of Jordans.
All the iPhone.
That boy stick together,
when black lives matter,
when a white police man kill us.
That's it.
We ain't even sticking to that for 24 hours.
What about when Jerome killed Derek over there?
Man, I'm saying shit.
Nobody said no when he smoked.
That's crazy.
Nobody said no when that nigga choked me
and smoked back y'all.
Hey, that was different.
That was different.
That ain't,
that's how they respond about it.
Hey, that was different.
Oh God.
I ain't a girl, baby.
You know what I mean?
Everybody's wrong.
We talking about God damn it.
We talking about Charles.
We talking about, yeah, Charles killing Timothy.
Yeah.
That's what we talking about.
What the fuck, Timothy?
Charles and not Jerry.
So my life went important
when they tried to choke me and smoke back y'all.
I was finna die then in the U.
Ah, ah, ah.
June Bulls and Jojo Black Ferry fighting.
That shit don't matter.
June Bulls and put a bullet in Jojo's ass.
Now ain't nobody talking about it.
Don't feel tased on.
But when Billy Bob set somebody on fire,
set Red Ray on fire,
now the whole world wanna talk about Black Lives Matter.
Look, seven on fire,
and fuck him in the ass.
Hey, I bet you I don't know.
You fucking crispy ass.
I know, I bet you I don't know.
The crazy thing about it is
white people aren't Black lives matter.
Ain't no Black person on that shit.
Man, that type of shit, that down there.
But what's crazy to me is that
when you see the Black Lives Matter rally,
you see some white people.
There's no tongue twisting, man.
About to get ready to brrrr
finna shoot everybody in the club.
You see white people marching with the Black lives matter.
Yeah.
Yeah, you do.
You see a lot of them, for real.
You'll see that type of shit,
but in this generation and time of day,
you're not finna see that type of shit.
Cause in their minds and white people's minds
at that time of Black Lives Matter,
color does not matter, race does not matter.
I wouldn't say, see, we always look at it,
we always look at it as white folks.
But it's not the white folks, people.
It's not a race thing.
It's never been a race thing.
Race has never been an issue for nobody.
It's about, the cold part about to this shit is,
accept.
Now what people are looking at is the culture.
That's it.
Mothafucka needs to fucking relax and enjoy life.
You can't, if a mothafucka relax.
If a mothafucka really need to do that, I'll tell you the truth.
If a mothafucka relax and enjoy life, guess what?
Every Black person around here, mothafucka,
will be helping everybody around.
Cause they got the heart to.
Right.
But guess what?
Everybody got the heart.
Nah.
These days, it's misconstrued.
Like I say, what's love got to do with it?
If y'all ever look.
Don't wait till it's over, don't feel nothing bad.
If you ever see here, and you see here,
and you think about some shit,
think about what's love got to do with it.
When she say, what's love got to do with it?
When a heart, who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
Think about that shit.
That makes sense.
That means, I ain't no,
I shouldn't no love, take love out the equation.
You put hate in the equation.
Shit.
What equalty we got up in this world?
Shit is crazy, man.
Not nothing.
Shit is crazy.
Yeah.
Like I said, what love got to do with it?
If Black people supposed to be in unity,
why do Black people hate each other so much?
Like, what is it about me
that you want to be so bad?
Right, like why, what does the energy come from
to be like, fuck that nigga, fuck that nigga.
Yeah.
Oh, that nigga, that nigga doing good,
like fuck him, he ain't gonna have it long.
Like what the fuck?
Like once you hating on the fuck,
you supposed to be uplifting this person.
Exactly.
Like yeah, I got you my brother,
you got my full support.
I'm gonna support you.
Like I said, take it back to section eight.
Everybody live in section eight,
but you got a bitch over here building a C
that's hating on a bitch and building an H.
Bitch, what you hating for?
For what?
Both of y'all rent probably the same amount.
I swear to God.
Both of y'all rent probably the same amount
probably of dollar fees.
What, she making lip-beds in you or something?
Exactly, like what you hating on?
This is the RN and you just a cashier at the gas station?
Shit, how you even know?
Bitch, you're all, this is girl.
Girl, you do your big one.
Like how you even know what anybody do?
Like shit.
You got some of these motherfuckers out here
that's on section eight,
with motherfuckers that live in the section eight.
That's like, let's say baby girl in the building C,
she's a, she's really seeing it.
She makes a big money, but she's staying in section eight.
Then you got a baby girl in the building eight.
She's a cashier, but she's a assistant manager
at a cashier at a gas station or something like that.
Baby girl, what you mad that CNA made it for us?
She making CNA money, yeah, that's what she do.
But y'all still living in the same,
like oh, I'm gonna hate this business,
because oh shit, CNA, she thinks she's better than everybody.
Bitch, you think you're better than everybody
because you work at a motherfucking gas station.
Shit, that's damn, she in a, she in a stand.
If I was you, bitch, I'd be up listening to,
I'd see this bitch every morning and be like,
hey, you a good motherfucker, I appreciate you, baby.
I enjoy everything that you do.
She stand, she stand exactly where you stand.
Exactly, so what is it to hate on a bitch
because her rent a dollar higher than yours?
Or she probably got more good,
she probably got good shit in her house because you don't?
That means you got to do something with your life.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you want what the fuck she got,
you got to do something with your life.
Don't hate on this bitch
because she just got new furniture last week.
Right.
And she getting new furniture.
Hell, hell, you can get new furniture too.
See, I can, see, what you talking about?
I can call, I was a runoff on that ad too.
Exactly.
Who want, who want?
Bad, Michael Jackson, bad, me.
I'll call it to your place and run off.
That's what I'm saying, just because you see
Dr. Little Nurse, pediatrician nurse up there in the van,
then I mean you got to hate on this bitch
because she got a baby, you got to work for the hookey.
That means you got to work hard and get you a home.
You right, you right, Queenie.
You got to, if that was you, I'm going to ask you this,
hey, can you put me on how you get your money,
how you save the money to get to the van,
and help me save, instead of me hating over,
oh, this bitch, you think you better than me
because you got a van and I got a hookey.
So this.
You better with your life.
Why would you even think like that?
Like, what's wrong with you?
The mind frame of it.
Y'all both living in the same nation.
No, the mind frame of it, like I say,
everybody's mind frame is not built to be your mind frame
so you can't just say, well, everybody's my mind frame,
everybody's, nah, everybody ain't your mind frame,
everybody's about your style, bro.
And look, that's how I look at the world.
And that's why I got that bit of what I was saying earlier,
like, if a motherfucker had a bad day and it come me wrong,
I ain't going to just lay it down because they,
they got a bad day, I got a bad day.
They got a bad day, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you disrespect me, like, you kind of piss me off,
but okay, whatever, I'm going to live with it alone.
Unless you want to goddamn be a big bad ass,
and keep on because I'm trying to lead the show.
Nah, something about them there.
Yeah, you know, you got a lot of motherfuckers
that think like that.
They want to be Billy Badass, Billy Badass,
show them Billy Badass.
Yeah, man, you got time for that shit, man.
Mom.
You got time, you having a bad day,
where that shit, whatever, I'm going to go home by my bed.
Exactly.
There's been times where, like, for example,
like, you got motherfuckers that living in a homeless shelter
together as a, you got motherfuckers
on this floor, hating on the motherfuckers
and they just came in.
Bitch, you been here for three years.
Y'all in the same damn-
What you hating on this person for?
They just got here.
Y'all in the same damn homeless shelter.
Exactly.
The fuck?
This is-
You the type of person where you been in homeless shelter
and you still look down on the motherfuckers
because they in the homeless shelter,
which I've never, I don't understand that.
How you going to look down on me, bitch?
We in the same position.
It ain't that, it ain't that, like I told you.
Then if I'm in a time of need,
like, if I'm in a time of need,
why can't you help me and we in the same position?
We always, it ain't that.
Everybody ain't built to be like you.
Everybody ain't got that same mind.
Everybody ain't got that mentality.
You steady, you steady want everybody
to have that mind time as you.
You can't expect that.
Of course you gonna piss yourself off
for having to try to make them up for the things like you.
You gonna trust your self-doubt for things like you.
Right, so that's why you can't worry about it.
That's why I say I'm gonna live alone,
I'm gonna go on by my family.
Just because you having a bad day,
you ain't gonna make me have none.
Exactly, because I know at one point
when I was standing in the shelter
and I had a new group of people
that was coming in next door to me,
I did something sweet.
Like, I seen this girl had a baby.
My baby was holding up, he don't need to shoot no mother.
I sat next to her door, just being her,
like inviting you into the house.
That's the nicest thing I could do to come back.
Yeah, that is.
That is.
I have a compassion for people.
That's good, but we know you also serious right now.
So we gotta turn it to black tape.
What's the wildest thing that you overheard?
Man, where can I start?
I heard a lot of shit.
Man, I bet you that mother fucker is bad man.
It's a crazy shit going on on that mother fucker.
Matter of fact, you know what?
You know what, I wanna hear that later
because the tape gonna show up.
Let's get him, let's get him.
Yeah, I got to take on anyway, man.
I gotta give you the personal fucker.
Let's do this.
What would you do if you won the lottery
seven billion, 368 million, now 136,000 dollars.
Now this ain't got down to the motherfucking T.
What would you do if you won that much
motherfucking money right now?
I be talking to me.
I don't say, let's get it.
Shit, first of all.
What's the first thing you doing when you get that money?
When you know you won.
And ask, can I be a part of that organization?
I got.
Cause I got.
I got ideas.
I got.
It ain't even ideas.
I got, I got, I got members fee.
Shit, I can buy it.
I can buy it now.
Nigga, what, what, two million?
Slap a motherfucker in the face with two million dollars.
I'm gonna fuck, what nigga, what?
You're like Jack Funnys, just start jerking on that ass.
I'm shit, yeah, hey.
Nigga, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm way,
I'm, I'm, I'm overqualified to be in this motherfucker.
I'm too qualified to be in this bitch.
Way over, way overqualified to be in this shit
right here with y'all doing.
Cause I need to know what's going on with this bitch.
I ain't gonna lie.
I need to know what's going on.
I need to know what I need to do.
I wanna be able to be where y'all at
because this ain't like y'all straight.
Y'all ain't worried about nothing.
Y'all too busy dictating.
I'm gonna be pissed off.
You know what's the matter?
Especially if they don't let me be in charge
and I done paid all that goddamn money.
Shit.
I'm gonna be mad.
Let me, I wouldn't say, for one,
I'm calling my job with the quickness.
Hey, you.
Is that what?
What's up, boy?
Hey.
What's up, my boy?
You say you doing what?
I'm calling my job like we best friends.
What's up, my boy?
You starting your job for what?
Let him know.
Let him know like it was fun working there.
And I hate Chris.
I hate everybody there.
You cool, you cool, fuck you.
Hey.
You cool.
Hey, let me tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna call my dog and ask if they want to expand.
I would ask my dog.
Yeah, shit.
Hey, I ain't even know that love no more.
Like I worked there, time I was going, ugh.
That bitch gonna buy grass for me.
Hey.
Hey, hey.
Do y'all want to expand or do you want me
to shut this motherfucker down?
Because I already bought it.
How you buy tape?
Shit, don't worry about that.
Just know your motherfucker has the loan to me.
I'm gonna be at work.
And when I hear them numbers called out that I won,
I'm gonna politely pick up that intercom
and settle the, hey, all you are posting.
I can't pick up the intercom while I'm at work.
Let me go cash in my ticket and wait till my money come.
And then, cause they gonna follow you home
and whoop your ass.
No they not.
And take your ticket.
No they not.
You seen lottery ticket.
That's exactly what I'm gonna say.
This is exactly what I'm gonna say when I know.
Only I know that I got them motherfucking numbers.
I know I'm a good motherfucker.
I'm a billionaire now.
I'm gonna politely tell them it was fun working here,
but fuck all of y'all.
Your underground time plan went fine now.
What?
You wanna say that anyway though.
You wanna say that right now.
Yeah, she'll say that shit right now on the intercom.
You get out of type one, you ain't even pop wings in there.
I know I found it.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Every job that I done had, I done went out of the bank.
Here we go, here we go.
Here we go with this.
I lie to you little Willie.
Every job I done had, I done went out of the bank.
Look people, we gonna come to commercial breaks.
And we gonna, and commercial break is brought to you by ABC.
Easy as one, two, three.
Easy as don't rate me.
ABC, one, two, three.
We need to give her some lessons.
I'm good y'all, this is how I talk.
When she drunk, she been on that looker y'all.
Of course I am.
You see, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
you got too much aggression in your, in your, in your,
this is a family show.
I'm sorry y'all, family already in here.
I don't need you.
Hey, hey, hey, excuse my co-host.
I guess you deal with some hood ass people at her job, man.
Hey man, like, I don't know what the fuck she got going.
This is my big compression model.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm talking to the people.
She interrupting the conversation and all.
But she has gone past her limit people.
Did Jack and Co really do talks to niggas down there?
This shit do?
Open up my third eye.
Yes sir, it do.
Make me grow out my whole life.
Third eye?
Yes.
I be picking up on a lot of shit.
I feel you bit, dog.
I'm picking up a lot of shit.
21 questions like, first quarter AC.
Like those who watch ID Channel.
Yeah, I grew up watching them, the women.
How to get rid of murder.
I have a lot of shit to do that particular day.
Lord Jesus.
Bitches me though.
This is a funny, some days.
Some days you might get to join me.
But it's just me, I'm sorry.
Bitches me, I am who I am, I'm sorry.
I am who I am.
But King Yacht.
What it do, what it do?
What we finna get up to next?
Man, we got a question from King Yacht, you know.
You know, like I said, I'm always the controversial one.
I can't hear the people, but.
If you had a choice,
and your choice was
to
be anything in the world,
be any person in the world,
any hell would you be?
And why the fuck would you be?
Me?
I'd be my boy DT.
Donald Trump.
I wanna fly like an eagle with that nigga, bro.
The more you try to send that nigga to jail,
the more popular he fucking get.
No, more money he make.
I love Donald Trump, man,
cause he thinks like a nigga.
The more popularity he get,
he don't give a fuck what's going on.
Recent news could be about Donald Trump.
And guess what the recent news,
and guess what, that nigga down there,
that recent news that you finger to tell the folks,
got that nigga 30% blown up in the polls right now.
But I'm gonna tell you why.
Because everybody expect that last presidency
that he was giving out those similar chips,
but y'all don't know.
He's lowering the tax rate for the other people.
He's not giving motherfuckers those similar chips
that he's thinking about voting for him.
I know, he lowering the tax rates for the other people.
And guess what, when he lower the tax rates for the rich,
your taxes go up.
But you get to see your tax money back on your taxes.
Yeah, you do that too.
But there's people, like I said,
So that's basically, so basically
you a win-win situation if you look at it.
Not really, because if you're thinking
that you're gonna vote him back in
and the president thinking, expecting.
I would vote that nigga in three times.
You're not gonna get it.
I don't want no similar check.
If he shut the world down again, I wouldn't give a damn.
Man, I just heard Biden just said
some disturbing ass shit the other day.
He old.
What did he say?
He been to PD the party too.
Sleepy Joe?
I wouldn't be surprised.
Yeah, that's why he.
Sleepy Joe.
That's why they call him Sleepy Joe.
What is this nigga talking about?
Nah.
You know, like, I don't know how true it is,
but these mother fuckers said like Biden painted on
cutting people's side hustles like Uber and Lyft
and all that shit.
Yeah.
And God damn it.
Why?
That nigga gonna say, oh, cause I want y'all
to be able to look in y'all kids' faces
and say I worked at Harvard.
Like, what the fuck?
Nigga, you sound stupid.
What you think I'm doing?
Time out, time out.
I am working.
I'm working hard, nigga.
I guess he's saying like you can't get no extra money.
What you trying to say?
I'm not working hard because I'm working with Lyft
and Uber and Doodash.
You just gotta use your main job.
No, no, what the fuck?
Time out.
What the fuck you just said?
Right.
Doodash.
Goof ass shit.
You just said Doodash though.
Y'all know what I meant, boy.
Yeah.
Hey, don't drink your huttin' no more, look.
Count it out.
Hey, that shit crazy though, man.
That shit just let me know what that like.
Damn, y'all ain't even one of the mother fuckers
with the thigh.
Y'all just one mother fucker with the little
paycheck, paycheck.
Hey, cuz you gonna need an extra job.
I'm gonna tell you something.
You gonna need an extra, you gonna need an extra hustle.
Like, just this nine to five, man.
This shit, man.
This shit's still going up.
The fuck can we do with that?
I'm gonna tell you something.
The worst thing you can do with that
is lose yourself.
Yeah.
That's the worst thing you can do with that.
I'm sorry.
Like, if you lose yourself.
That shit make me understand why mother fuckers
on the side of the store, like fuck this shit be drunk.
Hey, blood, let me get.
Hey, look.
Hey, look, be drunk as a mother fucker
at eight o'clock in the morning.
I be drunk too.
Me too.
The way he just make a mother fucker
father bump their head.
No, I'm telling you, man.
It ain't have to worry about it.
Like, especially in the United States.
Exactly.
I can't even talk about what else going on
in the other countries and shit.
But I know in the United States, man, I still like,
I stay seeing some mother fuckers pushing a buggy.
And I'm pretty sure they stole that mother fucker
in the dollar general.
I think every buggy around this mother fucker
probably been stolen.
Man, I seen a nigga with a brand new,
I had just left the dollar general.
Like, oh, they got new buggies.
Shit, can't tell how I seen a nigga down,
pushing that bitch down the street.
Now you got these thugs, well, they putting
them sensors on their buggies.
So if they buggering the store, they know.
What are they going to do?
They going to stop it.
You got some of these stores that got this little stopper
on the buggy.
They can't go so far into the parking lot.
Hey, what are you going to do?
You going to stop?
They going to stop.
What are you going to do?
The buggy going to stop.
Man, I don't know.
I swear to God, I swear to God, I was in Chicago.
I was at a Dollar Tree.
I ain't make it to the pot.
I made it outside the entrance of the other house.
Hey, hold on.
Hey, stop.
What the fuck?
Stop it.
I can't help it.
Oh, this is a rubble rubble rubble rubble.
What the fuck is that?
I can't help it.
I hate it.
That nigga said, I hate it.
I'm sorry.
Everybody going to tune in just to hear you go, brrrr.
Man.
I can't hear you.
But yeah, so best you're about to make it in the burger stop.
Brrrr.
I made it outside the store.
I couldn't even get to the car.
Really to the parking lot.
And the buggy stopped.
The buggy stopped.
Man, where the fuck you was, man?
In the future?
No.
In the past?
I was in Chicago.
And when it was?
This was like 20.
Well, I ain't going to lie.
Chicago do have.
Some parts of Chicago, they do.
They do have them boogie that stopped, though.
Well, I was walking around the corner with you.
But what you going to do when I pick that bitch up
and put it in my car?
Right.
Nothing.
Right.
Because nowadays, you know them motherfuckers ain't
going to chase after nobody.
You can't stop a motherfucker dragging it.
Hey.
You know what I'm saying?
They're going to drag it.
Because you know that if you push it.
I said dragging it.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
If you pushing it, the front two wheels will lock on you.
The front two wheels will lock on you.
And I'm pretty sure I have people going to figure out
how to unlock that motherfucker.
The back wheels don't got no lock.
The front wheel.
I'm talking the front wheel.
The front wheel.
You going to need to have the wheel.
Nah.
You smart.
If the front two wheels, if you know the front two wheels
going to stop on you, if they going to lock on you,
pull, pick it up, pull it by the back like it's a wheelbarrow.
Right.
But I'm pretty sure they're going to figure out
a way to unlock them front wheels, too.
They are?
Yeah, for sure.
Of course they are.
Time out.
Did this motherfucker just say pull it like a wheelbarrow?
Yeah.
Pick it up from the front and pull it like a wheelbarrow.
Now, that's a dollar.
Please stop talking.
Yeah.
Please stop talking.
Like it's a dollar.
Just don't talk to him.
He talking to you.
He's rolling out talking about hard tonight.
Man, that shit is crazy, man.
What is it?
We got a question from Queen.
What is your most biggest fear in life?
My biggest fear is not knowing what's going to happen after I leave this world.
I'm going to tell you something.
I'm pretty much.
I mean.
What about everybody talking shit?
What about everybody talking shit eating the kids?
What about some damn I'm glad shit?
Motherfucker got on my nerve the whole time.
And that's your youngest son.
I'm 27.
I'm glad.
What would be your.
Your biggest fear.
Yeah.
Man.
I'm not able to take care of myself.
When I when I like.
You're going to have to worry about.
You want to.
You want that stability.
I don't want to put that I don't even want to put that out in nobody else's hands anyway.
It's hard to put that in.
Because ain't nobody gonna take care of me like I take care of me.
Like those people.
Yeah.
So much.
And I said no.
And they still tell me you got a capital.
They still send me a capital one call to my capital one message to my you need to you need to get down like.
You need to go.
You are.
Hey.
Okay.
And then they're gonna lay that bitch on your chest.
They're gonna open the casket and lay that bitch on your chest.
You been served.
And take off.
That's the coldest thing in the Elwood.
Tell you the truth, that actually goes, man.
He paid a tip too.
I'm pretty sure everybody's seen it.
I heard it.
But, uh, they didn't know that, like, Muffin called.
They just said you a kid.
And you heard them call, ask them for something that you know gone.
That don't do that.
That don't give a fuck.
That don't ask for that, motherfucker.
Now, your folks have been dead probably been like two, three years now.
They still been in the call.
And see.
See, can they talk?
They don't give a fuck about their dead, man.
They ain't been in the call.
They trying to get their money.
Man, that nigga been dead for down to 19 years.
I'm trying to say they ain't even give a fuck.
Don't let it be somebody that passed that had a phone number that you changed into their number.
Because you know everybody's number get recycled when they lose their number.
And they still, and they still gone goddamnit charge the next motherfucker behind.
Yeah, like.
They gone send some shit in the mail and everything.
Like you just moved into this address.
You moved into this neighborhood and you see a building in your name.
You just moved into this neighborhood.
So, Mr. Robert, this is your bed.
And your, just so happy your last night with Mr. Robert.
The coldest thing I done seen.
A motherfucker served me papers.
And two, in the next two seconds I look up here and it kind of pull it down.
That's what I'm talking about.
Gone.
I'm talking about put it right there.
Look down right.
And you be like.
Look up, look up.
He whooped that motherfucking cone on your ass.
He cut the cone.
I'm standing behind churches on 18.
When I got the, when the divorce papers got sent to me.
That's the fastest thing.
That's the fastest time.
And he served me directly at 8 o'clock by 8, 9 at night.
The man sitting there said, wow.
And I said, look at that, what the fuck.
I said, hey.
That nigga pulling out like he's going to go to churches.
Hey, before you even got your leg.
What the fuck is that?
Look, he gone.
All that my mama said.
He peeled off my ass.
Don't let it be somebody like a wedding ceremony or something like that.
Serve you some child support papers.
Oh, well, that's the quote.
I said, congratulations on your marriage.
I seen so many niggas at Caloog get served, get pulled all the way up to the top.
You know, to that top up there.
Man get served with, I'm talking about motherfucking.
I see Madison pulling up.
I said, what the fuck Madison Pauli pulling up for?
Hey, can such such come to the, I said, what the fuck he did?
That nigga come right down there.
I don't know, served me with some motherfucking child support papers.
I said, my mother, I'm going to kill this bitch.
Man, I said, the motherfucking pretty god damn.
I want to say, I ain't going to say no man.
But who the fuck would, man, this girl just can't walk off to the motherfucking wire.
Man.
Such a such a.
What the fuck, everybody got there in stock.
What the fuck they doing there?
Who the fuck she is?
The fuck this god damn girl come from.
Who the fuck she is?
And she, and she didn't be walking barefoot.
She was going to fuck.
Oh, she didn't kill.
She didn't even fuck.
She don't want to.
Man, I'm talking about she look for that nigga.
Well, the crazy, that why I say the crazy shit happens at the craziest moment.
But I ain't going to lie, my, like, my biggest fear, like I say, is not, like, not putting in the effort for this show.
Because this show got so much potential and you can see that, hey, like I told her, like, you going to see the sacrifices.
You going to see the sacrifices come.
You going to see them this year.
But what you see this year is going to be better next year.
Because we might not, we not going to be at the same level next year.
The way we keep going and the effort that we keep putting in, like Charleston White told that white boy, in nine months you going to get a podcast.
And I can pitch around criminal time, like this could be the biggest blessing.
That's what I'm hoping around criminal time.
We could get a phone call out the blue.
Hey, man, we want to.
You know, you're right.
You're right.
Because I'm cursing myself.
I'm cursing myself.
We are, we are, we are, we are going.
Hey, if I'm getting in that shit, we're going to be lit.
We're going to be lit.
We're going to be traveling the world.
Like a motherfucker.
Like I say, the first place that I could tell you that the people want us is in Germany.
They want us in Germany.
Somebody come.
It don't matter if somebody says, let y'all first.
Interpreter.
Let y'all.
They're pictures.
They could talk this shit.
But we need to.
But y'all got us.
Y'all got us.
So we're going to.
Technology is the mother.
No, I'm going to.
I'm going to.
Fuck that.
I'm going to look at this shit.
I'm going to look at you can talk this shit with your kids are probably coming to see this show.
Your kids are probably going to come to this show and watch this podcast.
So that's what makes me think like I mean, we're about to shit talking.
They don't.
Yeah, everybody going to shit talk.
Well, I'm talking about like, like knowing the places and knowing exactly.
I don't know where the fuck go on that motherfucker.
You know, my mother hates America.
Yeah.
They love the dark.
They hate the white American.
They love the dark American.
But how we know?
I'll be looking shit up.
I mean, they're dark.
Like, you know, I'm saying, like, you know, you mean to tell me, like, OK, if you were to go there right now, you wouldn't be scared at all.
You know, I mean, why would you be scared?
And this is Johnny that he put you on.
Right.
But I still want to know.
I mean, you don't want to know.
You know what I'm saying?
To me, any new environment for me.
I mean, of course, they're going to provide us with an interpreter, you know, because that's what they're going to do.
You know what I'm saying?
They're going to let us go out here and not knowing what the fuck we say.
OK, I guess we like them like if we travel like they give us like a handbook or something or a translator translator.
Let's say we own airplanes.
We have to be there for three days like a translator.
Don't put us in.
Don't put us in no fucking coach, though.
First class all the way.
I want to go smoke the weed in the hood.
I want it.
But I'm so cool.
I'm I'm get to the point where they're going to be like, I want to be I want to be I want to be like going to the hood.
I want to go to the point where I want to go to the hood and look at the look at the hood from, you know, look at the hood.
Yeah, I want to do that for sure.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, what type of guy you know what I'm saying?
Well, I got to make sure the motherfuckers have our back.
We travel.
Oh, we're going to travel.
One thing one thing about it.
I know like I know the difference is when we get big, of course, we're going to be rocking with security.
I don't go fuck.
They talk about some this and that.
Oh, it's a kid around us.
24 said, Oh, yeah, because, you know, you might have like I said, you got angry fans that might you see how plies got whooped off the stage.
Plenty of time.
Okay, great.
Super.
Hi, I can't believe he had no clue.
And network I say, like, I would say.
That was that when we paintings were newly released today.
Bet it.
What lesbian here, Bill.
But I'm so weird shit like I want to get the experience because we get ready to take the take that initial drive.
account you know the last two minutes of the show you know what I'm saying like we gonna do this
we going to where they want us to go like we gonna be protected we go hey you know me I'm a hood
nigga I got hey I want to check in before I get here especially in California they they tell you
automatically nigga you better check in or we gonna rob you of course you think I'm a podcast
and finish it at motherfucking Waffle House no I'm a podcast in his room she's gonna get to know
where I'm gonna set up get drunk funny get to survive to my vibe to the music before we get
to start the show so I could be filling myself then we get ready to get down to our podcasting
area where we gonna do the show it like in whole like I say podcast the best thing about podcasting is the tours that you get to go around
right think about it like and I'm ready for them I want bro Canada gonna be the most craziest trip to me
I'm ready for Canada I show one little camera show I want to go to Toronto you want drago cuz show is at the front door
I don't care at least I can say that I got cussed out by a celebrity that'll be yep I can check that off my bucket
what if he try to piss on you he's finna get punched
who gonna come get you out of Canadian jail
I say the best experience for us will be that will be going to Africa
that will be like going to Africa I believe that's gonna be the change of life
I want to be at them with my hair done for $5 I want to be at them with my hair done for $5
I want to wear some of their outfits like they're cold like all night and so different
I want to wear what they're wearing down there I want to bleed in with their culture
I want to go to the private little half crisp food all the time
I want to go spray that down there and kill some bring back
I want to watch you go take that chicken and bring his motherfucking neck
the chicken?
yeah I want you to chase that chicken now I want to watch you chase that chicken down and bring his neck
you can do that in Japan
I'm talking about you say you got it on the ground tunnel they gonna go to China you heard what Chris Tucker told her
I want to go to the natal try
I want to see them do it I want to be right there where they at and what they doing
I want to see how you put this line down
I'm going to be sweating down with their ass
you show me how you put this line out of this mess
that what I'm saying
you show me something I'm going to show you something
I ain't going to know what the fuck they saying
I'm going to be like yeah
no offense
I was just about to say we going to say click click
them niggas up in that stick stick
spear spear
might see a nigga jump out the tree
and say it's straight style
motherfucker lying in a neck
that's what I'm saying
I want to see you I want to watch
Matumba go after that Puma
and slice his motherfucking throat
I'm going to buy me some fucking property down there
while I'm down there
oh yeah
I want me some property I want property where
ain't nothing at I want to be out there
in the ocean
I want to build me a big clay mansion
man
cause I know if I heard
they houses that they got down in that
summertime I'm out there in a big pool
where did y'all say he an african
he don't do no showers in the summer
you moved to Ghana
I heard
two bedroom or three bedroom house
two bathroom it cost you
them for $150 a month
I'll be the type of nigga being there in a goddamn
two we going to come in and speak in african
I'm going to be the motherfucker when I come back to the state
what come my people
yes
like Eddie Murphy
she loves me
you're a smacking harder than a motherfucker
oh god
motherfucker you're a motherfucker you're a motherfucker
I've been to africa
hey this is a paradise
but one place I would want to go to
another place Amsterdam
I'm finna smoke weed all
day
and the police come light your joints up
hey that might ask the hit
I'm going to call you to come roll me one
I'm going to call you
you just get that queen eat no offense
like no offense
queen eat I love you so much to the point where
you're getting out of hand right there
like my
partner chill
like my homeboy chill
you're getting out of pocket right there baby
you're getting out of pocket
they going to come
man what the fuck is that
why you doing that
hey people
tune in for this
second show man
we got to stop
rolling her R's right now
you missing a two right there I see that
you ain't got nothing to do with my two
they make their argument this is all
family's tune in for the second show