Yo, this your boy King Yash and you rockin with season 2 of All Land.
All Femme.
What it do, what it do, what it do people.
This your boy King Yash.
And I'm your girl Queen E. And you tune in to another episode of All
Land.
All Femme.
It's season 2 people.
We apologize because Black Tape couldn't be here tonight.
Yeah my dog.
That's the issue.
Oh my God man.
He gots to be feeling bad for him not to be here tonight.
So real shout out to Black Tape tonight.
This show is for you big homie.
But what it do Queen E. What it do.
What it do.
Man nothing man.
Just happy to be back for season 2 baby.
Yes sir.
Season 2.
Man it's so.
I feel like we been out for a whole month.
Feel kind of awkward.
Feel petty as shit.
How petty?
Petty petty.
What that man say petty petty.
But on top of that man how was your week off man?
My week off was.
It was okay.
Some ups and downs but it was okay.
Mine was.
I say mine was alright.
Just getting ready.
Getting ready for the show.
Like preparing for season 2 of All Land.
All Femme with you and Black Tape.
I hate my dog come be here tonight but you know I'ma show out for him tonight.
Yeah get well soon Black Tape.
Please do big dog.
But on another topic.
What the fuck Quavo and motherfucking.
Oh my god.
Oh Queen Brown got into it man.
Oh my god.
Nigga it's a suspense to that shit like over Karoochee.
Oh bruh.
The way Chris Brown just went in on Quavo.
I wasn't gonna be his worst enemy.
Everybody say he should apologize but bruh I'm finna tell you like this.
As this man just put you to fucking shame in his diss track.
I wouldn't say shit to this man.
Leave this man be.
That was being petty.
That was petty.
What the most petty shit I ever heard a motherfucker say was it shouldn't have been take off.
The whole world said it should have been you.
Like damn.
Come on you hit too low.
But it got even better for me when he hit her with the I fucked your ex bitch while y'all
was still together.
Now I'm on one.
He up one.
Like when you fuck up the game like that man like you fucking up the game boy.
Like Chris Breezy.
Shout out to Chris Breezy man.
That man fucked up the game on y'all bruh.
Like.
Fuck.
That nigga is a singer.
And tell the man towards the end of the song you just got by the by singing nigga.
How you feel about this?
The one that sang D.Hose ain't loyal and the one that sang take you down.
That nigga took your ass down Quavo.
But on another news man you know we had to come back.
This season right here is really like I say is based on growth.
Last year I mean last season was based on healing to get ready to grow.
Now you finna get ready to grow.
You finna get ready to expand on the second season with us.
You gonna like I say you gonna laugh you gonna cry you gonna get fashion sense.
But we gone from sports to all stay locked in this fucking season man.
You have to.
But you know we had to do it.
Just because it's season one.
I mean season two.
Episode one.
Who's petty?
Men or women?
The most pettiest thing that ever happened to you.
The most pettiest thing you ever done to somebody.
And my favorite thing.
What makes you petty?
Quinn E. What you know about petty man?
I know a little something about being petty.
I know a lot about being petty.
Me I'm a sadgeteers.
I can't lie to y'all.
I am the king of fucking pettiness.
Like being a smart ass is my middle name.
Is my middle name people.
And like whew Jesus.
Boy if you ever had me I promise you you know how petty I am.
I would fucking take the reals off the bed.
That's how petty I am.
But what makes you petty though?
That's a good question we can start off with.
Quinn E. What makes you petty man?
What makes me petty?
You keep nit picking with me.
Cause if I'm not bothering you.
And you just have to be there to bother me.
I'm gonna be petty about the whole situation.
I know you can be petty but I'm gonna be petty too.
I'm gonna just be worse at it.
You say some goofy shit to me.
Some stupid shit to me.
You might as well get some sarcasm back.
You heard that right.
Cause the motherfuckers kinda fake.
I'm at work.
Motherfuckers walk in and they don't speak.
They don't say nothing.
Clock it in.
E. Shit.
Oh I'm petty with you.
That's how you wanna do it.
I'm going with it too.
I'm just gonna show you how to do it better.
Man I'm so.
I'm so petty.
You can sit here and say Jay.
I'm gonna sit here and say A.
You can sit here and say Jay.
And I'm gonna go back to K.
I'm gonna spell Jake from State Farm on your ass.
Fucking with me.
I'm petty.
What makes me petty is when I see a person trying to be petty with me.
They ain't even trying to be petty.
But I can feel they thinking like petty thoughts.
Cause you know before we started saying everything was being petty.
It was just people throwing shade.
They weren't even throwing shade.
I'm from that generation.
Get your hating ass on man.
Get your junk ass on.
You know what I'm saying.
I'm from that generation.
Like man what the fuck.
The others like petty.
Like pettiness.
Like petty is just all about being a different type of smart ass.
That's all it's about.
Being a different type of smart ass.
And what type of smart ass you gonna be.
Me?
Okay.
Fuck around with it.
You get that.
You get that lost petty.
Like I don't like.
Who are you?
What you mean go do this?
I did that but you didn't want me to do that so I stopped doing that.
And I went and did something else.
But you know to finish that first.
You didn't tell me to finish that first.
You said go do something else.
And I hate when my old puss do me like that.
I'm that type of petty that it can get you kicked out the house.
That's what type of petty I am.
Like for real.
Hey hey you want to give me three pieces of chicken and you got four?
No.
I'm not petty about kids over chicken tenders.
Like bro if I buy a bag of chicken tenders how much I love everybody know I'm a chicken
tender eating nigga.
Do you hear me people?
I love chicken tenders.
But at the same time guess what?
Guess what?
I will fuck you over and be I will put your child out if the motherfucker asks me for
some chicken tenders okay.
And I bought them.
That's how petty I am folks.
Like that's how petty I am.
People don't understand that.
I'm capital petty.
Capital P. That's what you can call me.
I'm a big P when it comes to it.
Big petty.
I will take.
I won't even take the bid.
I'm going to take the slacks.
You on the floor and in your bid.
That's how I feel.
If I bought you clothes I'm going to take the tops.
I'm petty.
You buy earrings I'm worse than Kevin Hart.
I'm leaving you a pack of erasers because guess what?
I done took all your back to your earrings.
I am petty petty man.
People don't understand that.
I'm so petty that people don't even understand that pettiness can't even get pettier than
me bruh.
And at the end of the day who petty?
I'm petty.
Mr. Petty.
King petty.
You hear me?
I mean I can be petty but I don't think if I can remember I don't think I've been petty
in a relationship.
I've been petty in a friendship.
In my mind I feel like if I had that opportunity I would do some shit and I don't think nobody
ever thought of it.
I ain't going to lie I'm different.
If I can sit here and like friendships like you ain't let me use your car I'm not going
to let you use my car.
Your car in the shop it could be in the shop for real.
My car in the shop.
It's in the shop for real.
I just put it there and told them to hold it there because I ain't finna give you no
ride.
I ain't get a ride.
Like I'm that petty.
Like relation wise don't fuck with me.
But I done had a petty.
I done had somebody mess my petty before.
I'm talking about cut all the motherfucking shoescreens.
I'm talking about all the tones of my feel ass.
I'm talking about cut them bitches off.
I go to work.
Old boy to my son.
Hey you been playing in the sand.
You too old to be playing in the sand.
Hey I got some lotion in the car.
Picture you out there with ankle socks on laying grass and you going to use your shoes anyway
because what can you do with them.
Shit using the work shoes.
Man the worst thing I ever fucking did.
Oh wait.
Man I got talked about so bad out there man to the point where I couldn't do nothing but
talk about myself.
I would wear a pair out there everyday that old man roasting my ass.
Hey hey you might want to skin it dipping this morning.
Hey hey hey drop.
What nigga?
You done sit here.
You done sit here playing with the baby pal.
Changing the baby.
Wasting on your ankle.
Forgot to wipe.
Hey hey Josh.
You must got tired and put your feet in the bowl of ass tray.
In the ass tray last night.
In the ass.
That man roasting my ass everyday man.
Like I can understand about being petty because people do a lot of petty shit.
You know what I'm saying.
The shit I don't like.
I do petty shit when it's done to me.
I don't do it just to be doing it for the hell of it.
You see what I'm saying.
I can tell you how petty I have been.
It's on a job site.
Now you know as a cashier if you got a job that has three shifts and you're a cashier
I don't need the shift.
Let's say you second shift cashier.
No actually first shift cashier.
You dislike one of the cashiers on second shift that's coming in after you.
Your job is supposed to start off at $100.
So you know what you do?
You take out all the ones, all the fives, tens, leave the change.
And whatever the 20 plus that change is going to be $100.
How petty do you think that is?
Nah I don't think that being petty you trying to give me fucking fives.
Nah.
It equal up to $100.
I don't give a fuck.
Some people can't count and some people miscue that shit.
You got to lick it and some people know they can't count because you know the ones that
can't count because they got to go all the way to the down to the cooler and count their
goddamn money.
I had a motherfucker lead me straight to $520.
No change.
Like me being petty.
Like I done did the shit that worked like hey you going to take me home?
Hell yeah I got you.
Hey you know that nigga ain't finna give you no gay money.
I don't really give a fuck about the gay money.
Hey you know that nigga that was sitting on the toilet like a spider don't.
Oh what?
That's that nigga.
Hey you going to still give me a ride?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
12 o'clock come never come back to work.
Go home and break never come back to work.
I done been that type of petty.
I done told you yeah I'm finna give you a ride and nigga that ride sitting here and
saying eeeewww pass your ass.
Why though?
Well that's the nigga that we used to work with like.
Now that's just me being that my petty among the niggas.
The nigga used to take a fucking.
The nigga used to put his like get fraud licks and shit and sit on the toilet and shit.
So I used to be you know the nigga would cool in his own little way you know what I'm saying.
He was you know he was on some rapping type shit but some movement power moving type shit.
But when I seen the nigga one morning I was finna go I had to shit real bad I was finna
go up in the last aisle.
I seen somebody in the last aisle and the nigga I looked down I always look down make
sure nobody on the other nigga.
I don't look at your legs no legs right there so I boom boom ayy who in there?
The nigga say it's speed.
I say speed, spider.
Oh fuck.
So I never used the bathroom again at Cali.
I never took a shit at the Cali because I don't like when niggas do that shit cause
water splash that shit work.
And yo feces is already in that water so that shit is just splashing everywhere.
I like me I'm that type of petty nigga I told the nigga you can have the fucking toilet
nigga and walked out that bitch and the nigga was like that sound like you mad at me.
I said I'm not mad at you.
Whole time yeah.
I don't cause you a grown man.
Don't nobody sit like that on no fucking toilet.
And then you know you drop your feces all everywhere.
Nah I don't trust that shit.
So you said I'm gonna toilet with your feet on the seat?
My nephew I had a nephew that do this shit until his mama came and snapped on his ass.
Like my sister came and snapped on his ass one day about this shit.
Like you drop species everywhere.
That's hard to clean up because you can't see species and you never know what a price
of species got like tuberculosis or anything.
So that shit right there be fucking with me bro kids.
I don't like this shit.
That's why I don't rob with no public toilets no nothing.
But I'm gonna use a whole row before I sit down on the public toilet.
And I'm gonna use a whole row just for the seat.
I'll say about eight sheets just to wipe my ass with.
Isn't it?
Noo that's how petty I am with raw.
That's how petty I am.
I get to a public shit like public toilets.
That's how raw I get.
Like nah.
Just like they raw I'm rawer.
Nah my ass will never touch this shit.
And on top of that if I ain't got no light saw I cannot go on that bitch.
I'm sorry.
No sir.
That's not me Playa.
But on top of that what the pettiest thing that a person like how do you feel a person
like that should outgrow the pettiness that we instill in ourselves.
Cause you know this a growing year for us.
You know what I'm saying.
Everybody is growing.
You know what I'm saying.
Whatever dream you finna chase this is the best time to shine and go get that motherfucker.
You feel me.
So we chasing ours like.
Ay season two baby.
But how would you like how could you recommend a person to grow out they pettiness.
As a person who is petty I don't know how to answer that.
But to those who are working on change.
I'm working on change within myself also.
But the best advice I can give is to just don't stoop to that level.
You have to go into detail on that life.
Ay okay.
When somebody starts throwing shade at you first you just brush it off.
Okay and just tell yourself what you mean.
What you mean.
I'm just fucking around y'all like it's the best thing to do to try to dust it off.
But I'm like baseball three strokes your ass out I'm going in.
Yeah and it didn't pass three strokes for me.
I just got a whole lot to think about.
Like I ain't gonna lie like.
For me I say like I like the what's the how should I put it.
I try to keep quiet about it.
I try to look I can look over most of the shit like I can.
When I feel like it's just shit getting out of hand.
I stop talking to people I stop interacting with people and I get petty right along with
you.
You think I'm being funny.
Like Kevin Gates said boy fuck you die today.
I don't give a fuck.
For real like nigga I am going in on your head.
One thing about me because the Sagittarius in me it gives me a different type of pettiness
because my pettiness is gonna come out a truthful pettiness and it gonna hurt and a truthful
it gonna hurt you deeply and emotionally because that's what I'm trying to hit it like you
stupid and I'm smarter.
Like that's how like that's how all Sagittarius look at shit because we got we got so much
wisdom it don't like any Sagittarius can read a person in a minute.
A Sagittarius male or female are the most dangerous thing ever because two of them are
together and they can both weed out the bullshit weed out like this is different.
See remember that I'm that Sagittarius that quiet I'm an introvert I'd rather be by myself
or the person on week then hang out with friends and shit.
I want to have friends but I just don't I'm petty like that I just say fuck friends you
know what I'm saying like I don't care for friends like that you know that's how I always
been.
So I will sit here and tell you like to grow at your pettiness is to learn to keep a closed
mouth learn to don't brush it off and look because when you brush it off you're gonna
have to look and when you look you're gonna have to respond that's how I look at the shit.
Yeah cause like they say you have a problem with something closed mouth don't get fed
this mouth just ain't gonna get fed it just gonna stall.
Cause I know if I say something it's gonna get blown out of proportion but if I keep
my mouth closed it should go away at some point.
I look at it like this I'm gonna overlook the pettiness but give me six months and if
you don't talk to all your shitty you know every six months the Sagittarius gone they
gone lose it they gone get emotional they gone get to they self you gone think a lot
of shit going on they don't wanna talk to nobody they just to they self then they boom
that they gone come they gone cry they gone get mad they gone be happy they gone get
sad they gone be all type and then.
They gone through 18 million emotions in one day.
And then the next day it's like nothing fucking happen for the next six months.
So two times out of a year Sagittarius gone really cut up and act a fool on you.
But he not cutting up and he or she not cutting up to act a fool on you that's all the problems
that we bottle up to ourselves.
See we are petty people cause we got so much shit to lay a shadow on people but we just
don't give a fuck about it when we start talking.
So that's why I say like being petty is about being a smart ass but sometimes a smart ass
have to learn how to hold their tongue like I ain't gonna lie like we gots to learn how
to hold our fucking tongue cause every reaction don't need a reaction every reaction don't
need a reaction every reaction don't need a re-reaction cause because all of the tongue
the mouth is spoken it's spoken up for your ass like the tongue in the mouth is a fucking
fool girl on it's own whatever you say out the tongue your mouth some shit can happen
to you.
So I look at this shit like being petty bruh like it ain't just dropping down to a level
it's just like I'm growing I'm growing up man like bruh I ain't even on that shit no
more bruh like you can have it you can talk about that little petty shit all you want
to.
When you tell a person you can tell that petty shit that's when the person start looking
at you like what the fuck wrong with this nigga what the fuck wrong with her.
You done fucking matured bruh.
You ain't gotta be petty all the time you be petty just to be petty in funny moments
that's what that's what being petty about.
I think that's my favorite time to be petty when it's in the funny moments.
Man I love being petty in the funny moments I make my I start to petty this off and see
who can last through the day but if your ass can't last through the day I'm finna tell
you right now don't even fuck with me I'm petty petty if you wearing some motherfucker
ankles and you wearing some shit that's above your ankles you wearing some shit that you
know you don't supposed to be wearing or you just know you wrong for that shit I'm gonna
go up there and be the pettyest motherfucker in the world and tell you hey bruh you wrong
for this shit bruh.
I ain't telling you this because I'm hating on you I'm telling this because I'm being
petty and I love you but I'm gus to tell you the truth you wrong for this shit.
I'm your real friend.
I'm your real friend you wrong for this shit go take that shit off you like a fucking fool.
Don't do that to yourself.
You don't.
Don't do that to us.
We is a team.
A whole team.
Don't make us look bad bitch go change.
But guess what it don't happen that way.
It don't never fucking happen that way.
Cause then that petty continues throughout the day.
You gotta learn how to get to like when you with a car.
You gotta learn when you driving you know you might go 40 when you hit that highway
you gonna jump to 60 when you get in that you know just to get over in the slow line.
So you gonna speed up in the slow line to hit 70 to get in the middle line just to so
you can hit 75 just to go in that you know the goddamn fast line.
So at the end of the day what I'm trying to tell you is you gotta learn how to control
and push on with the pettiness.
You gotta learn how to leave the fucking pettiness alone bro.
If you don't know how to leave the pettiness alone bro.
You need to get help.
You need help.
You need to get some serious help.
Like some people use pettiness as I call it like a lead way or something.
But you can't have it as a lead way.
Pettiness is not a lead way.
Pettiness is.
And then you gotta also think about it.
What's up come here.
It's the time to be petty and it's the time when not to be petty.
I love being petty though but you gotta know when to shut petty off.
Exactly.
Because petty can't.
Petty can turn into something.
Some people don't know how to take petty like that.
So when they get ready to take petty petty like that.
Oh shit it's a whole different subject baby.
It's a whole different subject.
Because you don't know how that person gonna react.
That person ain't never probably.
He don't deal with the bullshit.
He just keep on mind he's busy.
He don't never say nothing to nobody but one day you gonna fuck with him and be petty.
Trying to be petty.
Alright.
See what that petty nigga get your ass when he fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Dear Lord please let me stay I won't be petty no.
You ask for forgiveness then beg and you stay.
Nah he been warning you.
They been warning you.
Nah he finna be petty because he finna go through time.
But he ain't being petty the way you think he been petty about it.
He been petty ass.
I told that nigga not to fuck with me.
Lord I been telling you let these niggas don't fuck with me.
Them type of nigga right there.
They don't fuck with you.
I have good relationships with I like them type of people cause it went like.
I can be petty but I can make it funny and I can see him make that ass smile.
But on them days that I know they can't that ayy don't say shit to me.
Ayy cool bruh.
I look over and just.
Bet you sure you wanna see him put them shoes on pluh.
And just to say some petty.
That's how I am.
I am the.
That's my petty.
I fly it in when it's unknown and just say shit.
Like but them type of niggas right there.
Like I don't want too much.
I fuck with and I love to have them niggas rocking with me.
But on they days that they don't wanna be bothered and they know they don't wanna be
bothered.
I'm gonna get my little petty joke up in there.
I'm gonna fuck with you my boy.
I ain't been staying too long cause this nigga gonna come and be petty.
Like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Damn chai you little jitzy in time.
I told that nigga I wasn't with him for the day.
I don't know what to say.
I'm just shaking my head like.
Just shut your petty off bruh.
Grow up from it.
Because to achieve what you gotta get ready.
What you got coming bruh.
You gonna have to grow from that pettiness.
Your mentality from pettiness you gonna have to let the ego go.
The ego is the cause of your pettiness.
Because your ego is somebody that you not.
You don't know that ego.
Cause the ego is a part of a system to keep you further from reaching your full potential
in life.
You gonna think the music.
You gonna think all this shit with Diddy, NBA M bruh.
All this shit is nothing.
Bruh you gonna have to grow.
A lot of people don't wanna grow.
They scared to grow.
Ah stay petty forever.
Alright see what petty gets you.
A nigga that don't give a fuck.
A girl that don't give a fuck.
A boring life living in an apartment your whole life in the hood.
Bruh you don't want this shit.
You already done been through that shit bruh.
Why would you want that shit?
I don't even want that shit.
So why the fuck do you want it?
Tell me that.
When you give me the answer I give you the answer.
Cause it's just not in me to do no dumb shit like that man.
And I love life to the fullest.
But I'm not finna let no dumb shit like that keep me from timing my full potential.
You gotta grow some.
Elevation, motivation is the key to success bruh.
Pettyness only gonna sit here and keep you down with the rest of you motherfuckers bruh.
Left behind.
That's what everybody always talking about this is what holding me back gets.
Being petty is what's gonna hold you back.
Let me tell you when the school bus left me behind what bus I had to jump on next.
The short bus.
Cause that's the only bus that ran to school.
And most of y'all motherfuckers is the short bus.
But you don't wanna realize you out there playing games and thinking shit funny.
Fuck that.
You wanna be on the bus with the rest of these motherfucking clowns?
Or you wanna get off the bus and get on the bus with the people that's going somewhere?
That's how I always had to look at it.
You think I'm playing.
In the morning time you think it be special education for kids on the bus.
Nah.
Short bus is badass niggas that can't control theyself in class.
That you knew they were gonna jump out here in these streets and be bad as fuck.
And the bus driver always say so you wanna be with them clowns?
Hell nah you pulled off on me.
And they showed me right there like you being petty but look what petty got you.
Left behind.
Stuck with the rest of the petty motherfuckers.
The rest of the petty motherfuckers they good where they at.
They feel comfortable where they living, where they stand.
Nah fuck that.
I'm not that.
Never.
I'm not.
I'm just not.
Why would you wanna be that nigga?
Why would you wanna be that female?
Why would you wanna be that man?
Why would you wanna be that woman?
King, goddess, queen, god.
Why would you wanna be that?
Why would you wanna be them?
What I just named?
You would have to be a motherfucker that's petty.
Just low down.
Low down.
What they call it?
Sassy.
All that shit.
You wanna be one of them type of people?
Nah fuck that bruh.
It's more out here than what we gonna know and what we gonna get to this motherfucking
season.
This just episode one.
You know what I'm saying?
And I'm finna tell y'all.
Everything, everything that you do from on now you gonna take your pettiness out the
way.
And a quick question.
Man or woman?
Who petty?
Woman.
I said man.
Man or woman, no how to be petty.
Yes they do.
They just don't know how to be petty.
That's how I can, yeah I'm trying to tell you.
But it's crazy when you have to sit here and look at this shit and you gotta go at this
shit and you gotta realize this shit that you gotta, you gotta go full speed with this
shit now.
2024 is your year of growth.
You gonna leave the people that ain't for you behind, it's realizing the truth from
the faith, the good from the evil.
Which side you on?
It's about, you gonna have to choose this year.
You gonna have to choose if you gonna be the first one that you, if you gonna break
generational curses.
The curse has been lifted.
If you gonna sit here and break curses this year, you gonna be the first millionaire this
year.
First one to graduate.
First one to go to college.
First one to sit here, get a house, own something, be somebody in your family.
If you been the black sheep anything over the last year since you been on this earth,
curse has been lifted.
Go in what you know is birth.
I told y'all we would coming back and we would be back and y'all get to see the faces behind
the mic.
You just missing one black tape but when he get on here, y'all just you know it's a rap.
Cause it's a 369 method and I want y'all learn that method.
But guess what?
We back.
Season 2.
The evolution of growth for the adult.
Can you handle it?
Cause I'm here all night.
I got episode after episode coming.
I might switch shirts and sit here with no dry alarm.
They can't tell I'm under the table.
They don't know I ain't got no dry alarm now.
I'm just playing y'all.
But we back man and we love it.
And at the end of the day, it's season 2.
The evolution of growth for the adult.
Hood as I'm gonna say it.
The hood.
But nah I'm just fucking with y'all.
I want a cross-eyed on that.
It look like it.
But nah though.
Come on, tune in for episode 2.
Three episodes a night baby.
We gonna continue this roll.
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And guess what?
We got another show for you to kick off in 30 minutes baby.
This is your boy King Yash.
This your girl Queen E.
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