This is All In All Fame Round Table Edition
Oh So Serious Joey Queen E
And King Josh
And I'm Queen E
Oh So Serious Joey
And this is All In All Fame
On this episode I just want to say what's up and shout out to Donald Trump
My favorite human being right now
Damn sure he gave us some money like a motherfucker
That's the best president
Man hands down
I ain't seen no president did it
Bush tried to but he didn't get that much money like Trump
I ain't old enough to see what Bush did
I don't think I know the son of a bitch
Nah that lil 250 we weren't even worried about
Man that's the only thing I know about Bush was he let a war jump off
He let a fucking war jump off
And guess what he brought some of the best Kush back
He did
Yeah that's the year Kush was jumping
Damn
Yeah 2005 was the best year
That's when Kush, Perk everything came from over the city
I think I got some of that motherfucker Perk too cause it had me half about two days
I can't even smoke this shit I be sleeping for two days
Man I can't fuck with none of that shit
Shit I'm scared to smoke weed today
I'm not though people
I'm not sure what I'm talking about Bush
How was y'all Friday?
I don't know
If you could say hell over hell over ice what would you say?
I don't know
Alright I was lost today
Shit don't make no sense
How about you Jellyn?
Man I can't complain
Same shit different power
What type of power that was?
I think he had a little corn in this time
That boy said he had some corn in him
But on today's episode
This is my boy's first time
Well second time but this is the round table edition
We just now started we gonna let him kick it off
Tell y'all what the topic gonna be
The fucking 90's and the 2000
Early 2000
The 99 and the 2000
Read
Let me be for real
Just by starting off right there
I don't give a damn that back there that ass is a forever classic
Oh for sure
Grandma still gonna shake that ass either
When they hear that
I don't give a care if you had a hip replacement
I'm trying to tell you
Hey it gonna be automatic
That bitch gonna be bluetooth
It gonna be bluetooth with that motherfucking song
You ain't never heard a grandma bluetooth
And why she sitting up in that
She got that bluetooth on on Sunday
That hip replacement
At the church
That bluetooth in there now
I think I need to find my auntie one of those
Shit
Well nah man the early 2000 and the 90's brought back
I say that was the best times right there
Man that was a great time
The junk of gems
Man it seems like they had more fun than that
Freak nicks and shit
We can't hide no freak nicks now
I don't know man it's the only time I shoot somebody
The crazy thing is I saw my sister on the freak nicks of 93
No shit
Man that for real I said that
I showed my mom my mom said yo it was a couple of holes in this family
But don't go back to freak nicks 91
I was like
I just
You more talking about her
Yeah
I ain't want to tell y'all
I would never watch freak nicks after 96, 97
98, 99 they were getting kind of old
They kind of settled down
They had a couple kids
But 97
Probably 90, 91
Uncle Luke brought out a lot of freaks
Oh man
Motherfuckers were fucking on the highway then man
All you think they had the other traffic jam
Motherfuckers were fucking right in front of the cars man
That's why they couldn't get through
They talking about the police
There wasn't no police
The police let y'all in through
You know what I'm talking about
Motherfuckers were fucking in front of the cars and shit
You couldn't come through
You didn't want to run on the motherfuckers bus on the net do it
That's just disrespectful
Nah you gotta wait
Sorry sorry before you put these cuffs on me
I gotta get it
Right
I know I'm going to jail for a couple hours
Because you can't take me in jail for a while
Man they should have turned the motherfuckers to a mass murder
To do that
Stopping from busting a nut
You gonna grab them right before you busting that
You gonna get out there like Wolverine
I'm dying to take
You gotta stop
Wait let's get into some topics
I know you got some topics over there
I know you got some 90 themes over there
But we finna get into it
Well let's fucking do it
What you got Joey
Okay
Starting with the motherfucking movie man what y'all got
Niners movie
All time 90 movie for me
Man it's to suicide
You motherfucking wreck
You gotta go with old dog on that one
What you got Queen E
I say house party
Ooh
Ooh you killed it
Which house party though
The first one
Yeah the first one was the truth
I want to say they got the first one
And the third one
The third one was the best
The first one and the third one most definitely was the best
Nah but then you gotta take it back
Them boys did class act too man
Right right right we'll get to that
See class act like ooh my god
Man that shit
I like that shit for real though
I did most definitely
That was some good ass shit man
Yeah you see my friend up in there
You got a ride too
Yeah isn't she nice
Nigga you got a bite
She's a beast going down hill
You said this Lucita
Oh I can't bring a girl home
My parents will be mad
So let's be for real
If you had to choose
Out of like the best
The best kid to play movie
Cause you know they did
A couple they did
Hellified plays
I mean Hellified got down
What that was
The kid and plays and
But the class act to me
Was the most funny one
Oh yeah that bitch snap though I love that motherfucker
Come here and pimp that dunk
What he say come here and pimp the hues
He said some shit
He said what he say
He said dunk and pimp the piss something
Yeah yeah
Boy I love the time when
When they was in the hallway and they went in this motherfucking closet
He had walked up
Had beat up old boy
Kid was like hey you want to fight
Right this way
Shit man we in that motherfucking two libs waiting on this motherfucking ass
Tone his ass up
It was about 4 or 5 of them man
Yeah it was about 8 or 9 of them man
Man that shit man
They would come from everywhere man
I'm trying to tell you man
Hey but that was a good one
But I ain't going to lie
You know but if I'm going to go with the house party
You got to go with the I am mixed one
I mean you got to go with Bernie Mac
Oh hell yeah hell yeah
Oh I know
Oh I know who he is
You call your job phone
Now remember
Shit
Hey you got
What he tell you he say you ain't got to talk about my whole
I mean my wife like that
Hey but they had them two comedy legends
Right there up in there
Renato Ray and Bernie Mac
See people don't know
Renato Ray is a fool
Oh Red
If you look at him you play it in Harlem nights
Like a motherfuck
Oh
Hey look that motherfuck went in the 90's
But it was right there though
It was touching in there
Like 80's
Yeah I say it was close
I got to put it in there because
Regardless of the point they got on their man tooth
Like
That nigga better go home and watch that
Big man
And that's the crazy
Thing about it like
I say the 90's brought you joy
And fun
I was raising
That area
Yeah we were raising
The aura felt different
Like Independence Day when they came out
What Independence Day made you
See here in Norrbott area 51
And you always wanted to go to
Area 51
Yeah that nigga walking outside looking up in the sky like
They don't try and tell you
Do we need to be ready or something
Shit
We out there with big water guns in there
Y'all remember the little cap guns
Pop
Put the little paper in there and they pop pop pop
I remember we used to make slingshots
With we cut the top of the bottle
Of the plastic bottle
And put like a
Rubber glove
The thumb part
That nigga hurt too
That nigga was working
Man the 90's was fun
We did all type of shit like
I ain't going to lie
The best Tupac movie back in the 90's
What would it be? Juice
Motherfuckin' Juice
He already kill
That cool ass he gonna kill us too
My boy snap none that
I don't give a fuck about Raheed
I don't give a fuck about Steele
I don't give a fuck about you
I don't give a fuck about myself
What he talking about that nigga shut up Steele
I ain't going to lie
Juice was the shit but to me
I have to say like
The best Tupac movie to me
That really came out in the 90's
Oh it is just
No I want that
Above the fucking rim
When he told that nigga go get him
Oh boy walked through the crowd looking for him
Like a crab dummy
And where he at? He got his ass popped
Like a motherfucker
Capped the shit out of his ass
That shit
And what else?
What's that movie is? With Ray Allen
That called Jesus
Teala
I got gang
He got gang
Come on man Denzel
This why I did it
I told you I did it to your mother but I told you I loved your mother
Didn't it
You know how Denzel broke it down
Denzel broke it down smooth
Why he cribbing in that lip
Oh God
That lip was like he shaking for
Please
Why a nigga always did it look like that
That didn't mean business or something
To me it was like a slave
He got whipped or something like that
That shit hurt it
Train day
That was a good ass movie too
My nigga
Told Jake go on hit this
Hahaha
My nigga
That goddamn Denzel
Played some movies in the fucking 90's
That nigga the goat man
You gotta give it to him
Yeah yeah
He shed that white tear in glory
Mabel Blue
Shit Malcolm X
Shit what else you play
Fences
We talking about 90's baby
So you wanna go into the 90's
Shit
He played the Malcolm X role
What's that role with
Evil Men dance in there
Deja Vu
Boy that was a dirt ass nigga
In that movie
And then he was in there I'ma tell ya
I love ya but you gotta see him stay still
With that little
Every time he do every time he get low
You gotta look at that lip
It's like the bass coming in that motherfucker
Or something shit get the tremors
It be get the tremors in that motherfucker
Like the band
Just right there in his milk
See you get that
What else you have
Man I'm trying to
We got things on me where you go
What
I bet you I don't remember this movie
From the 90's
If you don't you just crazy
What about
Candyman
Candyman had every
Person every child to go up
In that motherfucker bath to this day
Can you go up in the bathroom and say
Candyman five times
I wasn't there
I wasn't fucking there
I don't think I ever did
Really I think I probably said it like
Two times and got the fuck about it
I think I gave it
Three
I gave it three now
I'm sorry that first
Candyman you feelin' you good
That second Candyman you start
Tremoling a little bit
That second Candyman it just like
Let me go sit my ass down
That new Candyman with trend
That move yeah
The old Candyman
Ain't got shit like you can't replace
That Candyman
They fucked up trying to remake
You can't replace the Candyman
One and two and Bloody Mirror
You can't replace that shit
That I said like one time
I ain't even said but my cousin threw me
Could you say Bloody Mirror though
Hey my cousin used to do the same shit
Used to have me in that motherfucker
Go in there and do it and hold the fucking door
And I don't think I ever did
Oh shit
And they on the outside screaming Bloody Mirror
No
It's the one that's in the closet next to the bathroom
That's beating on the walls
Scaring the shit out of you
By the time you come out of the bathroom
You got them and got a depend on
For real
You know
You scared for the night out this
You scared for the night out some shit like this
Yeah
Like
Man like I got like one more thing
I'm gonna make it even better for you
Bad Boys 1
I'm gonna take it even further
A step further
Uh
What's that uh
What's that boy John Claude Van Dam
Twin
When he played the twin
He talking about uh
Damn name that damn movie
Yeah
Double impact
Double fucking impact
Now that two movies came out
In the same year Peter
And Will Smith and Martin Lawrence
Two up the screen but that double impact
It was something about that boy
That was doing the split and knocking your ass out
While doing it
That's something that keeps the shit out your ass boy
He didn't know when he was in hands I promise
Hell no
He just man kicked
Shit just like Chuck Norris at the Hill Kick
You remember walking to his room
I ain't gonna lie that was the best TV show
That's something that Ryan had to kick the shit out
That's something that Ryan had to fuck out of you
You even had me in the scene
Keep the shit out your mother fucker ass
And they tell you watch out for the round kick
No I'm trying to
It ain't be some fucking thing
Every time he gets you he waiting for it
He want you to
He want you to try to say what you about to say
And that shit he know you got a motherfucking
Heel in your motherfucking chin
A fucking heel in your motherfucking chin
He keep the shit out your mother
And his partner
His partner always
Sit here and tell you he finna roundhouse kick you
Pretty much he aint
He getting you to the point
He finna roundhouse kick you
Your chin finna be loose
See back then you had real shows
Like I don't give a damn my grandma made me sit here
And watch that show
Angel what's that show
Touched by Angel with De La Reese
Yeah
It was a movie then it came a TV show
With De La Reese in it
De La Reese
That white girl Julie
God damn what's her name
I can't remember I don't think I ever watched the episode
Man if you had a grandma
On a Friday night
She sit here and she tell you
Just watch the movie and it tell you
She tell you
God damn
Touched by Angel come on by 7-thousand
On USA
I had to watch that in school
As a class project
We did a book on that
Put like this
Out of original jungle book
Lion King all motherfuckin
Night and day long
Afternoon
Give me Boogaloo
Give me Boogaloo on a Tuesday okay
That man knew how to party even if you had
Even if you sit here and had a bad day
He was still partying but that motherfuckers too
I can't lie that's tomorrow in the poong
Oh yeah
You called me a pig
What
That man said
That's how
That man started having monkey's ass
In the air all everywhere
I never seen a nigga
Ran off a bunch of monkeys
That's how you know like tomorrow in the poong was straight out the hood
In Africa
That was from the slum
They just wanted to go
Like the lion just said fuck it
Simba needed to learn
That though
He needed to learn that shit
But the crazy thing is
That man didn't even catch that
Bring out the beast in your ass
Yeah but simba
Fuck that the girl was his wife is still
I don't know to this day his wife is still harder than him
Yeah
I don't think he just wanted to hurt her
Shit Nadya knocked the shit out
He didn't want to bring that AK out
He didn't want to bring that
He didn't want to bring that AK out
He knew she was
Let me for real
Motherfuckin hit you a hundred mile per hour
And a thousand pounds
He knew
A god damn right
You right
He looked at Nadya and said yeah you the one
I'm coming back home with two
You dead
Hell yeah
You got cartoons like
What about bro I don't give a damn
I'm going to make y'all trip out
What about Bambi
When they sit there in major and school watch Bambi
Man I don't remember anything
Motherfucker went to sleep on Bambi
I think it was nap time
Every child in America went to sleep
On Bambi but the little girls
That really like deer but the little white
Kids that like deer I'm sorry
I love you white people I love you but child the only one
That sat down and watched that Bambi movie cause every
Nigga in my classroom was asleep
I need to wake up to the kids
They got a fucking horror movie about Bambi
Yeah it's a true horror movie
Yeah it's supposed to come out
Bambi was a fucked up deer man
Yeah that something came out flipping cars
That something was made
Like
He killed my mama
Cause I guess that was how it started
Motherfucker killed his mama
Bambi was even fucked
They said
They put out the good parts
You know how they try to make good people
Like Batman
That's why they put out the Batman vs Superman
Thing
Because you got to look at it
Batman was the fucking
People don't know it is the son
Go look it up
Do your research Superman went to the son
That son made that way he get powers from
That way he got his powers from
He can go recharge at that motherfucker
So think about this if he went to the son
And they say
Batman killed him
Which we know he didn't
When?
See you don't know the conspiracy theory
Of Batman and Superman
See Batman and Superman
Okay brother
Huskum
I do my research before I do anything
Before I go into anything
See Batman and Superman was like
Like portrayed to be
Like good vs
Evil
Batman through the darkness
You know what I'm saying
That's why I say you have to look at
The names and look at the superficial
The dark night
And then you got Superman
That was built on light
Built on sun
So it was
The conspiracy theory
Both uncompromised
Superman went back to the son
Batman stayed
That's the like
They never told
The whole concept was to say
Batman killed Superman
That's why they made you feel like in the movie
Batman killed Superman
Which he could not
You could not kill somebody
Unkillable
Unless you got that motherfucking kryptonite
Like he
The only reason Batman was hanging around that fucking long
Because he had whips and gadgets
Like Spider-Man
You got to give to that motherfucker
He was bad with that shit
But you got to look at it
Think about like
Batman is fucking Iron Man
And MCU
Think about that shit
That's what I said
They got gizzes and gadgets
It's the off brand Batman
That's how it was
Iron Man came along because the nigga
Had a fucking
Like real metal
He died in the war
Put a heart up in him
And he put a machine in him that kept him alive
Took a heart out and put a machine in
Okay
He invented the pacemakers
Let's just put it right there
Pretty much he did
I want his though
That's why I turned to Ryan
If I ever knew I hope I never have to need one
But if I have to get one I want Iron Man pacemaker
Boy I got a funny story on the pacemaker
I told my niece standing right there by the microwave
Man that get you counseling on it
Nah I was standing by the microwave
You shit her ass down like this
Oh you tell her
I was just standing by the microwave
She sat down
I told her mama she dead
She dead
That bitch probably blow up
When she get away from the microwave
You had to sit here
And you had to wait
And you had to go reset on the pacemaker
The bitch got a button on it too
How you get to
Back then they had them all
Back then you had machines
Okay alright alright
Hope I never have to get one of them
But now they wireless
They just the one inside your body
I know
You a machine you not
I'm just saying I want to be a machine like you
Well shit give me some metal arms and legs too
I don't want all that
You might well turn it to us
I might well get the whole shebang
You sound like the tin man now
Turn me into a robot
You don't sound like the tin man
Slap some wife
Nah I want to be like Terminator
He got the skin and shit
I want to find that motherfuckin' momma and shit
But do you know the Matrix and the Terminator
And them some
Good ass 90's movies too
Oh yeah
Robocop
Robocop kind of made me mad
With his big ass though
Cause you new down with a
7 foot tall robot
Can you whoop him
No
Can you whoop him
No can Shaq whoop him
Shaq dead already
And he sell foot too
I'm sorry Shaq
In the 90's you made me mad too about missing free throws
Cause I remember game one I ain't going to talk about you
That's something that can never hit shit
You made Dennis Rodman look real crazy
Dennis Rodman look at your ass and say
Boy I get free rebounds
I ain't got to sit here and fight for it
That's something that was aiming straight to the corner of the down go
That's the game at the rim
So if you had to go
Let's just switch it off to movies right quick
Let's go music
Music
Biz
Tupac
You going with Tupac
I ain't going to lie that boy has some songs though
I gots to go with
In my like in the 90's generation
I got to go with X
DMX
I got to go with X
I fuck with DMX
X
It's just how that boy just
He brought how he put that poetry
In his demeanor
In his music
Tupac showed you a thug side of the poor
Like thug side of the poor
That's something that went deep too though
He went deeper
But Dawg went deeper
Remember he said if they kill me
Y'all will automatically feel where I'm coming from
So they couldn't kill him right then
So what they do they put that boy on drugs
They would have killed him
They would have said well they killed Tupac too then
You ever seen that
What is it I'm song or some shit
He had like a little documentary or all that shit
He said he got that man
It was a nigga that he looked up to
Gave him blood that he laced
And got that man
You know what I'm saying why he was an interviewer
He paid
Like the industry paid that man to do that
To that man
Cause you gotta look at it
The ones that are close
He was young though
He's the only thing he made it yet
I'm about to tell you who did it
To be honest with you
Jay Z
And no Jay Z
Did that shit
I don't give a fuck what y'all say cause y'all gotta look at it
Him and Jay Z had albums come out
Look at it go look it up right now
Jai Rule 2
And guess who album top number one
Both of them years
X
Jay Z
Couldn't bruh
Every year Jay Z came out
Everybody topped his album
And everybody that topped his album went fucking down
Just like the Alia theory
I don't give a fuck
That man
That man got rid of Alia to make way for Beyonce
He did
The 90's
See the 90's
You gotta think about it
Him, Snoop, all them got caught up in big crimes
Come on now y'all finna
Snoop finna go do what? Snoop finna lay it down
Nigga they got you on murder
Nigga how they got you on murder
Or some shit that from years ago
I do not know
But we know the government when you get big
They got your head
They aiming for you
So if you
If you done do this machine
Oh this nigga making money
This nigga got them to scoop this motherfucker up
Get him on some shit
Pin some shit on him
See Jay Z
Back then Jay Z was a hustler
They finna get him on straight dope
Just think about it
That nigga before rap had five million dollars
If you go back to the drink champs
And Memphis Bleak talking
Memphis Bleak tell you
In his drawer
Jay Z?
Yeah in all his drawers he had hundreds
Hundreds, twenties, hundreds
He had
That man said how much you think it worth
That man said man at least had about five million in the drawer
Shit I think I might want to take
The guy down
Would you take a lunch
What you say? A lunch date with Jay Z
I don't want the 50 dollars
I don't want the 50 thousand
Give me the lunch date bro
I don't want to see you like
Cause the son of a bitch is big
I think he probably like
The motherfucker probably like right behind
God damn it
Oprah
Nah
I think I've seen something like
He's like right behind or something shit
I think Jordan
I think Jordan is right under Oprah
He said Jordan? Yeah Jordan is right
Like right there
I think he got damn shit
I think Jordan hiding Oprah
Remember Oprah got her own
Oprah got her own network
Jordan ain't got no Jordan network yet
He got shoes and clothes
That people kill over
That kill over yeah
And then he went
Mr. Crazier's kind of
He said he don't like
People of his color
Dying his stuff
Because of how they are
No that man said it don't matter
Because they money support the
Prison systems that I got
See I don't
See I don't know that Michael Jordan
Own prison systems around his
He help putting niggas in the cage
That's why I say
That's why I ain't
I ain't surprised
I don't even rock with Jordan period
His shoes hurt my feet
Standing there for two hours
For real though
I mean they wearing jewels all the time
They probably got to snap them bitches off
Like when women snatch their bra
When they get to that
Shit
What are you talking about
I'm calling
Harsher bitch
Like therefore I take some
Air 411 or some Max over some
Jewels any day
I take free lives of K-Swiss over Jordan
Give me some motherfuckin'
Occupation shoes
I got to tell you
Which shoe
As old as you get you care more about
Your motherfuckin' feet
I got some
Orthopedic souls in right now
Be comfortable
Especially when you got to stand up
For a long period of time
Man what copped a motherfuckin' $5
From a crack
I can't tell you my business online
You need to holler at them if you
Outwest cause that boy got them orthopedics
I ain't for you
My mama
Hey
Well for real though
Like
I got to go with
The best male group was Bon Thurs
Or Harmony Me
Like rapper
You can't fuck
With Bon Thurs
Cause when the first of the month came in
You were playing it while
You were playing your bills
You were crying too but you knew
It was the first of the month
You were crying, everybody was crying
Some people
Back then
Hey
That was the most goddamn first of the month song
Yo
To this day you still can play it
And they heard that song on the radio
I bet that shit gave them something
Every month they
Man they talk shit in there
Man they probably call it motherfuckin' broken shit
Getting up in the college
It's the first day of month
But they chain the list
I got to check up, check up
They getting to check up
And going to cast a check at the same time
That's a crazy point
Getting in no motherfuckin' line
If you want to say another 90s rap group
What happened to NWA
That's 80s
That's late 80s
See if you want to go to it
You like a 93
So you ain't know nothing about music
But I'm going to go with another rap group
What about
Matter of fact
I'm going to make it even smoother
What about No Limit
No Limit
It was No Limit for me
But at that group
People say I'm crazy, I like to silt the shock
Man get the fuck
Hey hold up, I ain't going to laugh
Let me say what I was about to say first
I fuck with goddamn
I was feeding all that shit
Man check this shit out
Man, this shit was trash
All that shit was trash
Like a motherfucker
Sink of shock is just talking on the damn beat
Even though he was talking
They couldn't find the beat
The match was talking
So he had to rap like that
So you mean to tell me
That's how bad he was
They couldn't find the beat
That boy was so crucial
With that rapping man
If y'all ever go back to it
And listen to one of his songs
Y'all be like, just slow it down
And you just slow the tempo
And slow his voice down on that beat
You be like, that actually can fucking rap
He's just rapping faster than the beat
Man that shit caused you to commit suicide
I ain't
I'm feeling tired of that nigga that makes you commit suicide
Milsk
Hey that's something to corp though
He sound like
That nigga sound like a retarded dunny
All fucking wild thornbeard
He matched the beat though
He matched the beat
It's on me wire now
He did about three lines of cocaine
Every time he did a verse
That's why I say every time he did it
Like a motherfucker
Hey him and Mr. Magic
Was the crazy one
Because Mr. Magic, he a rap bitch
But he a yellitch
You ain't listening
He like telling your ass, you better listen
Like for real
You don't understand, Mr. Magic
Was crazy when he came out
When he had
That cat ass up in there
He was like
That nigga, I thought that nigga
Literally retarded
Hey he might be though
He was, off that song
Nah but then he
Then he straightened up after he got
I don't know, but when people get winning
They straightened up
I don't understand
So we think, because hey we ain't done
See if we broke we should think
Before we try to get rich
You gotta think
Nah I'm talking about, we think
That god damn man, he was bussin
He maybe really retarded
Nah I can tell you who really retarded
Yen Yang Twin
Hey that bitch is a special age
Don't want them hands up
Don't want them got little hands
The strong hands
Don't talk about D Rock, he might be listening
Hey the friend of
You know the nigga hand off scary movies
Grab my strong hands
How you got one of those
Let me get up and eat my ass potatoes
Get up in his turkish and just
Eww, eww, eww
See if I
I'm gonna tell you something, if I was eating Thanksgiving
She's so much a collab in that hooch
But you know who else got a fucked up hand too
DJ Pong
I finally saw that
Motherfucking real life and that bitch like this
Angro hero
But he ain't grow hero like little baby
Hand though
He ain't like nigga hand
Boy that nigga
Little pistol tripped me out with that man
That man said, so how
You finger a girl with this
You finger with that hand
He said nigga I can do like this
I said
He's nasty
He gonna catch that STD with that motherfucker
But I don't give a fuck, Gene Yang came out in the 90s
That was the best male group
But guess what, that was
That was taken over because Luke was laying off though
You know cause that be for real
When you heard that
He lizard lizard, don't stop
When you heard that
You knew your mom was at a freaknique
Or somebody was at a freaknique
That's a freaknique goddamn anthem song right there
But you can't forget the 69 boys too
The Tisseroe
I don't give a damn, that was the best
Hey you know that uh
That video remind me of
Now that I think back
You know the song with Miley Cyrus on there
What's the nigga name?
The DJ
Yeah
Mike Will
Shout out to Mike Will
I just need about 4 of your beats
And like 2 of your
2 of your joints cause boy you be high
Fuck yeah motherfucker
And be fresh as fuck in the video
I can say the freshest 2 DJs
Out here like right now
And Metro Boomin and him
Like them niggas right there killing the game
Like Metro Boomin and Future Going
They already number 1
And they album don't even come out to April 12
Dead for real
Hey like I looked on the Facebook
And I was like how the fuck these niggas number 1
And US sells
And they album ain't even came out
I said these niggas screaming already
I said so when the album come out
You still gonna buy that
That's the stupid shit right here that pisses me off
When you
Screaming and shit why you gotta go back out there
And buy the CD
Like dead ass
For real man I ain't no point of buying
No CD when you got it on your phone
What you gonna do if you still got a CD player out there
You need your ass with you
You goof as hell you buying CD's
If you still buying CD's in your car
I don't give a damn
I don't need to buy CD's if we got a 6 CD chain
Get out of that shit on your fucking phone and keep trucking
Screaming keep going
Like you spending well that's too much extra money
But best R&B
Male group
Jodeci
Ooh yeah
You know what
I go
I got somebody that
Can fight with Jodeci I'm going with Silk
That little nigga Silk
That little nigga in Silk
That little nigga right there
I swear to God I'm switching sides
I fuck with that Silk
For real though
They got 3P's
That was early 2000's
But they ain't got no hits to fuck with these guys
We talking about more and more
We talking about 8 win
They ain't having good shit though
I fuck with 3P's
But got them as Silk and Jodeci
Hold on I gotta put one more in there too
H time
Oh hell yeah
Shai
I gotta put Shai up in there
Tony Tony Tong
So out of all
Oh and one more
One more group we leaving out too
We leaving them out cause
They made a good interruption
Oh
I'm going with them
Cause you think I'm bullshitting
These white boys have every black nigga singing
They song
And the Backstreet Boys
Backstreet Boys too
They're momma violence
So I ain't finna leave nobody out
You know what I'm saying cause these motherfuckers had
Black kids singing they song
I don't give a damn nobody say that motherfucker
Up in Backstreet Boys
That look like Snoop Dogg
That something look just like fucking Snoop Dogg
Yeah he do
He like I'm gonna tell you something
That man is Snoop Dogg
I don't give a damn
That man is fucking Snoop Dogg
Like a motherfucker
But you had then you look at it
You had some R&B
Group
Don't forget about the women now
Escape
SBW
You gotta get weak in the knees with them
You gotta TLC creep
Man that's some good shit
That's some good shit
Waterfall
Red Light Special
That shit right there
You heard that song in your momma room
You knew what was going on
Don't forget about my boy Kels
Free my boy Kels by the way
Fuck the bullshit
I gotta go with
Jerry Laverte
That Teddy Bell man
Baby hold on
Casanova
See I'm special
That man had some hits before he passed
And then
You know who that was right?
You know it
And that boy had a song
Hit Daddy
You know that has some songs together
And you got
Y'all missing out on one person
Brian McKnight
Cause he's 2 to 90s up
Brian
Just like a dream come true
That man made you sit in the back seat
Bless your love
Bless all around
Y'all gonna pop a count high
That's all good
It's the card the thing is though
Shout out to Ian up here
Making people trip out in the background
Cause she
She got people rolling
I been outside
Y'all got his SKUs up
Know that shit thick out there now boy
It's that time man
Oh man what
I know when this get the itching right here
That parlor get up in here
Oh it's time to cut work
They said what you doing I said getting some water
For 30 minutes
Man the cooler is gone fucking with me
Brian this time of year
But your ass not that long now your ass gonna be green
Man come up in the house hair yellow as shit
Like a motherfuckin
You gotta see the R&B Queens
I'ma go with
You gotta start off with man
You gotta start off with Whitney Houston
Man Whitney Houston
I put Whitney Houston with god damn
Rita Franklin
She passed now
Now I'm saying she in that ranking area
She in that ranking area I'm saying
She passed that level to me
She passed that level cause ain't nobody
Can't hit no note like this woman
Hitting a no- A Capella
A Capella on your ass
Not through no music
Man that mother sound exactly how she sound
On the fucking record
Even when she was sounding off on the beat
Tim Wars you just knew she still
Had it in her
Like Mariah Carey too now
A lot of drugs too
Yeah Mariah Carey a lot of wine too
That was a drunk
I don't give a damn but she can sing
I can sing like a fucking drunk
She ain't jazzing though
She kinda fucked up on that
Christmas song
Everybody had their fucked up
Everybody had their fucked up moments
Yeah ain't that right man we fucked up
Beyonce fucked up on Irreplaceable
I'm saying Beyonce rolled down the fucking stairs
I'm saying just trying to twerk last night
And now we're moving
I seen the hair get caught in the fan
How in the hell you twerking on your country tour
You can't twerk on no country tour
She was twerking on
She made a country album
I know that but I ain't never seen her twerking
I couldn't put Beyonce in the queen
She like a princess
Because of the Lil voice
When a Lil song
You could
I'm finna go right through
So pay love now
It's killing me
Like a Lil
Rock the boat
You rocking the boat for years after she died
Everybody was
Yeah I fucked with God damn Lil
Like people don't understand like
I love that motherfucker cannot come over too
Man what
What about that one she made with Timberland
What one
Anybody for that
Oh yeah
Man she killed that shit up
That was a bad girl man
Then Romeo must die
Oh yeah she doing moves and everything
She was on her shit then
You had to, well come on that was a princess
What's that other movie
Queen of the Damned
That was her first movie
I don't give a damn
I don't give a fuck if R. Kelly married her or not
R. Kelly made that girl sing with harmony
R. Kelly was raping that little girl
Man I don't do
I'm finna tell you like this
They called it back then grooming
Yeah they called it grooming
Nah they called it grooming in the 50s
In the 90s they just put statutory rape
Towards that shit in the end
About like 96 97 that's when you heard
About statutory rape after that relationship
The nigga was a fucking brother to me
But he made good music
For sure I never deny that
Hell I'm still man free
Half of them hoes over there were lying
Cause I'm finna tell you something it's up to the grown
It's up to the parents
Even if he was he would probably
Tell nah I want your wife he would say
Nah I give you my daughter
You can't get my wife
Like I'm color purple
Nah you can't uh what the other
The sister name not Celia
Not Celia but uh uh
What's her name?
Nettie
Nah you can have Nettie
You can have this early mother fucker
You know what I'm saying
He would throw her ass to the crocodile
Cause he don't too be the fucking Nettie
You don't want nobody here fucking Nettie
So that's what I said like
Ike, Tina Turner
When that fucker come on he made the girl go commit
Suicide in the goddamn bathroom
Why? For one
I woulda got the fuck up out that house
So Ike I'm sorry
I just can't deal
Shit I wouldn't did that
I was just a hard ass
When she told you you finna have
You finna see what she finna go through
Pain and torture she told basically told
Animated
Anime went through everything
At the end of the movie
I feel like
She was wrong
For kind of hearing Ike like that
You think she was wrong for hitting Ike?
Yeah like that
You don't take for one
You don't take off
You been with this man
He been whooping your ass for years
Now you understand
It took you 20
Some people be like that
Ike I ain't deserve that
That somebody deserve all that ass whooping
And he deserved to have whooping get what she deserved
A beating cause she went back
Nah I ain't gonna say all that now
You right cause she went back
She went back after she didn't supposed to leave
The first time
I said she got down
After that time she went through the lemma
She got on down the second time
When she went in to stay with Jackie
She should have just left
That shit a long way then
What about the time
When he called her trying to leave
First time he had the keys and shit
What is it? Airport or something?
At the bus station
Come on anime
He was walking to the god damn car
He started smacking her
Get your ass in the car
But that's the point
The low down part
Was with you
Went up in that studio part
I never did that
I'm not mad at you
Folk pumps and you was out of the house
I kept rewinding that scene
For some reason
I would try to see what like
Folk pumps and that's it
It was real fast
But for some reason
It kinda turned me on
I don't know
I don't know why it was that fancy
Because he hit that line before he went off on her
That one you supposed to fuck a motherfuckin'
To death when you don't got damn cocaine
I don't know what the fuck he had going on
He was a quick one
That nigga sitting there
I said
Shit
On that god damn cocaine
Her ass supposed to be split in half
She supposed to leave and get a teaspoon
Shit
Leave drugs so she can get right
Go on
I said
You die on me, I kill you
I said this bitch is dying
How you gonna kill her?
He probably fucked her through the
Hole in the BBD
When you pull your dick out
He probably fucked her through that
He didn't want to get skinned
He didn't want to have a dick on her
That's crazy
That's a terrifying sight
I be thinking about
What about that Zippa creep up?
That's right
They gonna holler and scream
That shit gonna hoit
I ain't gonna lie
The 90's brought a lot of shit
That's a lot of good shit
Bro you think I'm bullshitting
When they brought out
What's that movie called
I let you see the other day
When they brought out the
Motherfucking Temptations and
Heartbeat
And the Foul Heartbeat
Now I'm gonna tell you something
Who would
Now who would you choose
Temptations
Between Leon and
Fucking Eddie
Leon
Let me tell you about
David Ruffin
David Ruffin or Eddie
David motherfucker
I'm going with David
You see how Eddie made that white girl do this
I ain't taking nothing from him
But I'm going with fucking David
David walked in there
And that motherfucker like he owned that stage
But at the same time
I'm still going with
What Eddie could get with
Eddie said we can't do this shit
I can't do this shit
He looked at that girl
That girl kept looking at you
I'm like look away girl
Look away
But see that motherfucker
David Ruffin
Walked up and said
David, I want you in Temptations no more
Are you crazy?
You crazy?
I made the Temptations
I made y'all asses
They came to see the group
Came to see you Otis
When that nigga said
He really was talking to Otis
The whole time
Yeah, he was looking down in his fucking eye
Fuck you Otis
He really was, I made you Otis
I made the Temptations
See when he was talking about the Temptations
I'm the best never had in this damn group
That nigga
Hey, I don't give a damn
The best big and part was Eddie Kane
I got clean
See, I'm clean baby
I like this
He was fucked up
Eddie was
I don't give a fuck, Red showed his ass though
My man
Is from 9 to 5
I ain't like that motherfucker though
He was cold, he was real too cold
My favorite scene in that movie
When that nigga seen that nigga hold that nigga over that bathroom
They knew they fucked up right through
But my personal favorite scene in that movie
When they was at the little dinner table
And he was trying to hook his brother
With the girl but he ended up going with the girl himself
And her dude just come out of nowhere
Every night I gotta prove my lose
Where you going my woman?
I ain't doing nothing baby
This the crazy thing about it
Y'all forget about the other movie
That we made too
It was one more made
I just had it in my head
I promise you
Oh it's a good one
It's a good one
I can't
I just had it
We had to come back to it but I promise you
It was a good one
Damn what the fuck it was
I think I kinda remember it
It was like
A good ass
Oh
Damn I can't think of
Fucking Space Jam
Oh yeah
I don't go fuck
I don't go fuck welcome to the Space Jam
Friday
See
What about these motherfucking 90's shows though
What's your favorite 90's show
People don't hate me for this
Oh god
Especially my black people don't hate me for this shit
Friends
Man get the fuck out of here
Oh my god I love Friends
I'm just fucking with y'all I don't like no damn Friends
I do I don't care
I can't lie though
I can't lie
I ain't no watcher
Friends handler Bing
I called it like
Going into like 99 2000
I can't say when I called it
Back then I ain't gonna lie
My biggest show back then was like
Just growing up was
Mr. Cooper
Parenthood
Oh yeah
What's the other show is
In the house
Eddie Griffin and
Eddie Griffin
And the dude that played
Jamal and Eddie
Yeah Jamal and Eddie
You talking about the nigga that played on coffee shows
Malcolm
Yeah and
I gotta go with my all time favorite
Like early
This the early 90s this before you
This before you
Cause you don't know early 90s shit
And I gotta go with
You're stealing your daddy's sex
Shut up
I gotta go with the PJ
Not the PJs but
What's that
What's that other cartoon
That was so so like
Clay
Oh you talking about motherfucking
Gummy
Yeah yeah yeah
That was my shit man
Like that like
Now hold on I used to watch Gummy back then
Nah I'm talking about the early parts of Gummy
We talking about like nigga
Gummy came out like in 93
Like that type of part
I called it like when I was 3
Baby nigga that's when they were
Coming out with
That's when they were coming out with the trains
What's that train that used to play
Thomas
That's when they had Thomas at
This before motherfucking Teletubbies and shit
Like the Teletubbies didn't even come
Until like
97 98
That shit was trade
I don't do Teletubbies
I watched it though but now
They done grown and look back on it
That shit was trade
Me me me me me
All that nigga wave their hands and shit
Gargoyle
Oh shit
What about the Darkwing Duck
Fuck yeah
The Darkwing Duck
Boy he was and that was
I thought he was a nigga duck
That nigga is a nigga
What about the Animaniac
Yeah I love that shit too
What about all real monsters
Man I'll take y'all
Man
What about when you used to wake up in the morning
And you were watching the real
What's that shit called
You get up
Watch Saturday morning cartoon
What's that shit called Trance
Get up and watch
Damn I can't think of
Damn that shit
Looney Tunes
Nah the cats
Thunder Cats
Hey I watch that shit
I like the Thunder Cats man
Thunder Cats lead on until the 80s
What about the ones
They played on Cartoon Network
The one with the mummy
The mummy dude
The Iranian dude
They were all going on a fucking journey
Oh Johnny Quest
Oh I forgot
Johnny Quest
Like Johnny Quest was out there
Cousin
Man Cousin Skeeter was the best
He like Cousin Skeeter
Man Cousin Skeeter was the shit to me
Cousin Skeeter he was a player
He was trying to teach
Old boy from one on one
He was trying to teach them
R'Nale how they got them
You need to get with
What's her name Megan
That was Megan Good with like
She was young
I think she had just came out
The set from Friday
I ain't gonna lie though
I don't give a damn
Friday had to be the best black Friday movie you ever watched
You motherfucking right
Every time I'm in the kitchen
You in the kitchen
It wasn't even that part for me
It was that part was
That nigga said
Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones I gotta use the bathroom
That nigga said what you gotta do
One or number two
That nigga said number two uh uh nobody dropping no dick in Lowell's Hill
And huh man
He was throwing that man
That man had the shit bad
He stole that man's new paper when it took a shit
Right there in the side of his house
And he said come around and muggle
What you doing
I came to wash your car man
That nigga ain't come watch no car
That was her way
He said walkin through the neighborhood
It wasn't even that
It was Burning Mac
God have mercy
That nigga said Mrs. Parker
Mrs. Parker the Lord is my chef
And he knows what I want
Man when that man sit up there
And that man said oh god damn
Come here oh my killer
God damn devil you
I'm finna get on that
Come here nah
That little sound
Come here
West Dennis said can you please
Stay off my freaking grass
Thank you
He won't even give a fuck
That's the type of nigga you really had to
Knock out with a brick wall back
He said you want some of this on me
Nope
Quivy
Trivia time
I'm finna
If you know this movie you know this movie
We just gonna put lines out there
You ready
In the
In the movie
We can think of that's out
From the 90s you gotta think about it
And you gotta go out there with it
Okay
You ready
I'm just saying before I go first do anybody
Want to go first
You go first start this shit off
Alright
How you just gonna do me like that
How you gonna say I'm not a pleb
Oh just like
Michael Jones huh
Huh
The fuck was that
I'm gonna get y'all
One more
Sis
You can't stop a pleb
Have been pleb
Have been a motherfucking pleb
I fucked y'all up on that phone cause you remember
He was arguing with his sister
He told his sister remember how Michael
But I said I'm gonna switch the name up
I'm gonna see if they gonna know
Okay I got that
Uh huh
But he did say the first name was Michael
Just like I told you to stay away from Michael
Shut up
Next
What we got queen
I think
Alright no hood
It's gonna be funny
Don't talk about a thing of mine
At first I thought I was seeing stars
But nah
That was just a trace of hands
Constantly hitting me
It would
Nah
You meant to say at first I thought
God reached his hand out for me
Nah it was his fist
That was a good ass move
That's the best motherfucking move
That nigga said
My favorite part is
Hold on let's do the breath
God damn
That nigga said that shit to him
Nah it was them in the stuff
He was like
Stacy?
Nigga don't say my motherfucking name
That nigga said
Get yo ass beat
You get yo ass beat
Ride home and get yo ass beat
That nigga looked and said I ain't getting
That back then
Man I loved the first time
That nigga got more heart than you
I loved when he first came to school and shit
They had him hit that girl's ass
That nigga said nobody never
Got to hit on Stacy
Stacy up in there talking to the
Little nigga like he young
You had heart the other day
So
This her song
You like her?
Yeah I like her
I think she
Yeah I like her I think she purred it
You know what I mean?
No I think she purred it
That nigga wrapped his ass
Stacy tucked around
You know who Stacy I told you not that nigga tucked
Stacy said I'll fit on
I thought
God was reaching out and touching the nigga's head too
He thought God about you
He wasn't even looking at
The hand of Stacy no more
He was looking at the sky like that
He seen the sun
And you just seen the hand reach through the light
He said God was
He thought he was about to go home
I was looking for her vape
She
She was bad
Bad
On that tilt though
What movie
What movie touched your heart
In the fucking 90s
I gotta go with Soul Food
Oh hell yeah man
Man that nigga told him
Y'all shut the hell up
I'm doing this shit for Big Mom
Hell yeah
Soul Food Soul Food and I gotta say
Uh
But Soul Food put some shit too on it
Soul Food and Sugar
That brown sugar made a nigga mad
Nah I'm finna tell you what made a nigga mad
What movie made a nigga mad though
Best Man
I'm finna tell you something the fucked up thing is
You read a book you ain't never wrote this nigga book
But you finna marry
Somebody that this nigga wrote about in this book
I won't even read that book no more
I won't even read the book
For one
She blame him
I don't blame him
I blame her
Because for one
You let this nigga write this book
And put you in this book
Right
Well hell he just writing though
I don't think she really knew though
I don't think she really knew
I had to call you by your real name then son
No no no
She knew he wrote the book
She read the book
And remember she was sitting on the toilet reading the book
And she was flashing back
Ah
She was having
Oh boy
Had the flashback
Yeah and he seen like
No I'm talking about the beginning
You have to go back to the beginning of the movie
Remember she read the book
She said I like your book
He talking
Maya
Maya had a quick flashback of that night
Of what happened
It shows you like the whole clip
Of them what happened that night
Like when it come back to it
That nigga started having flash
He started visualizing what they were doing
So that was fucked up the game
But what they were already doing
She knew and she said I like your book Parker
Don't call me Parker
Hey you seen the little series
That you had on
I think it was on Prime
Yeah I seen that
It was
It was hard for that nigga
To forgive that nigga
It was hard to hear cause you wrote a book
About my motherfucking wife
Knocking her boots
I'm gonna tell you something
The worst thing anybody can do is put your business out
In somebody's book and that's why I still blame her
Cause she could have the consent to say
No I'm no
Hey I understand why
Uh oh boy Maya though
Like this nigga wrote a book
And got some self out of it
Of how they had sex
Fucking my wife
She was probably still thinking about fucking Parker
You know what I'm talking about
Cause the way he putting it down in the book
She was magical
Come on that
She never had anger towards that nigga
Even in the series
She never had
Like anger or nothing
Towards her
She wasn't even in the series
She died on a holiday
Yeah she died on a holiday but the series
Even though she died on a holiday
Look how she still
Inverse that nigga though
Even though that's your friend
Y'all had sex
Like cool
She looked at it like
It's still her friend
But she know like if you had to ask her
Who was the best sexual partner that you had
It would have break that
He was gonna say I wish I would have
Threw your ass over that back man that night
He beat the shit out of that man that night
He showed it
And he still showed up to that man waiting
To show up to your party
That nigga had me fucked up
He wasn't gonna be beating me like that
He didn't fight back
He just let the man whoop him
I understand what you're doing
But fuck that
He didn't even be beating my ass
Come on now
That's fucking ridiculous
What about Stella got a groove back
That young nigga Winston
Winston
What about Winston
Winston
And Stella
You wanna come back to Jamaica
That young boy laying that wood on the overlay
That's the crazy thing about it
It's like back then
You couldn't tell
Back then you couldn't tell
That a young person and an old person were talking
If you did
It was like
A meet up spot or something
But nowadays
This motherfucker done moved his 17 year old in with her
He ain't in the streets
He getting that money
She a CNA
You got kids
That's older than him
That's
Same age as him
And probably about 3 years younger than him
But you got this
That's the crazy thing about it
You still raising babies
Like a motherfucker
So she had
She had a girl and a boy
So she had
2 sons and a girl
She had a boy
Stella had a boy
That was her cousin
I don't think about weight to his head
That's a good shit too
Hell nah
That move right there
Made women go enraged
That's what my question is about
To this day
That's why they don't respect us
Every black woman that saw that
You had them fucked up
That's why they don't still respect us to this day
Nigga I still
You think I changed
You don't even know what to say
You
Alright
Come outside 5 minutes later
Your whole motherfucking shit
Damn my shit
That gave her an answer
Shit
At that point she didn't give a fuck about that
Which one
Waiting to exhale
Or a thin line between love and hate
Thin line between love and hate
What breakup movie would you choose
Thin line between love and hate
That bitch was crazy
I'ma go on with her
That bitch was crazy
Fuck anytime a female break you down
In front of the police station bro
She don't give a fuck
I can't go nowhere without no ties
She gives a fuck
But she don't give a fuck
Shit
That's your wish
And you know how the police walking inside
In and out
They probably thinking she taking ties or something
You old
You old money for your ties or your rims
They don't care
Fuck you down in front of the police station
They don't give a fuck
And then we cooking burnt biscuits in your house
Think she burnt the eggs or something
No she was baking
Yeah burnt baking
Like that for real
If I'm sleep and I smell smoke
And then
Then I
What 12 hours later
I gotta go see you in the hospital cause you don't beat yourself
You killing me
I'm going to go
What about
These motherfuckers
Wayne brothers Martin James fuck
French Prince
I'm going to go with
I'm going with mine
My motherfucker favorite
Like I told you
My favorite episode when that nigga had that dog
Oh yeah
He was god damn it
Everybody at that table broke character
Everybody
Even the producers you had them niggas in the back
When he walked around that table with that damn dog
Tommy
Tommy looked away but you could tell
That nigga was smiling directly when he hit the
You old with cold
Old pants
Gene over there like this
We had that motherfucker
That motherfucker dog
That shit was crazy
That was the most funnest part to me when Martin had that dog
And when
Every time I saw little Roscoe come to that dog
Gina
Gina come here Gina
I had just seen the episode when the
Police brought his ass to the door
Roscoe what you do Roscoe
They say I was stealing candy
That motherfucker was
That motherfucker
Roscoe and that Jerome
It went in
The security guard Otis
Old man Otis
Oh no brother man from the fifth floor
I'm going to tell you something
When that nigga came up in there
What about when that nigga had the fight going on in the house
And got them his brother man came
And that motherfucker went straight to the refrigerator
Went straight in there
Remember the time Thanksgiving
They looking for
Bro man come up in there
They making a sandwich for me
And your moms upstairs
Hey Martin got
Pissed off
Who the fuck you with
Nah you're real
From the fifth floor
They said Gina we ain't got no ledge
How the hell he get up here
That's something he climbed
That's a different ever nigga climbed from the fifth floor
Down to the motherfuckin
Second third floor you on
That nigga was really hungry
That nigga really want that sandwich
And Martin talking about something
The time he gave Martin advice
Martin always fish sandwiches or something
He always
Always for sandwiches
Big ass turkey breast up in the morning
Some bitches look like they got them
The flip stone sandwiches
And then walk out with the whole loaf of bread every time
Yeah
Martin yeah
You need to go chill with your family
Martin
Bro man
How you get out here bro man
I can't tell you that Martin
Hey when they had the fight
And goddamn
Martin had something that he knew he had to do
Talking that shit
He already got on bro man
And goddamn so he sat down
And he started smelling something
Like what the
And he looked at the same bro man warming on something in the microwave
Now he popped this motherfuckin shoe off
Wiggling toes
No no no
No bro man
Put your no put your shoes on
Put your damn shoes on bro man
Got my shit smelling like
I guess I shouldn't have done that
No bro man you shouldn't have done that
Nah bro
What about the time Cole clipping his toes and his jeans in the head
Cole you gots to go
Man
Hey Martin had another
Ricky Shady in the roundhouse
Moms put me out Martin
I got five Martin
Bro that male boy make Big Shirley
He fell in love
Hey did we ever see
Big Shirley though
Yo we seen her but we ain't never seen her face cause she was big
You like from her neck on down
Yeah
Like some uh
Y'all remember the Powerpuff girl
He did
The neck
The neck was that thing
Oh
Okay
I didn't see that episode
That on the show
I don't think I ever seen it
Tommy telling Cole you can come down here and work from where I work
Tommy you ain't got no damn
Job man
Man
You always had the problem
Think about it this nigga walk in with leather jackets
Fresh chains
Fresh watches I'm talking about he fresh all the time
Like Tommy what you doing Tommy
The black book
Then guess what
Clash X showed you what Tommy did
Yeah
Man straight king pants
Straight king been around that bit
But you know what Fresh Prince
I ain't gonna lie
Yeah
But dad
But what Carden
I wanna get in the pool with my
Ducky's
Man he smushed the shit out
That ducky
He tied time that punk man went to court or some shit
And that all I'm telling them is
Everybody telling their story
It was him at that school dancing
He popped some pills
Oh man that boy
Man it wasn't even there
When we walked out the cave
When they were sleeping in the cave
For that night that nigga said
That nigga came back I said that nigga
Leg look fat as a motherfucker that nigga talking
Around had no blood money stuffed in
His pants
Uncle Phil said what you do with the rest of it
Hmm
I started chugging man
Yeah I would do the same
Motherfuckin thing I fucked that
I love that scene when they did that YMCA
Dance on stage
Uncle went un-VIP
Copped that ass
Scribbin and shit I said look at these motherfuckers
When she went to that dance
Hey Carden was going hard
I'm telling you for real
Goin' to
Mommy
That nigga coming up with nipples in there
And that damn
Hillary and Trevor
Oh yeah
When she went to go see that psychic
After Trevor died
Nah it wasn't that for me
It was that, it was that, you want me to tell you what episode it was
When Trevor died
I love you
Slap
And we were like hey I'm not a goddamn budget
Jumper expert
But I don't think you're supposed to be slapping
The ground like that
And Carden, Carden just looked at her ass like
Whip
Everybody know what to say
Everybody just eased on out the picture
Anderson little Ashley
Man what can you say when you just saw
Your hood, your future hood
Jump off a bridge and slap
Pow
Hey don't forget Miss Parker now
Don't forget the Moesha up in there
Don't forget Sister Sister
Oh yeah
What's the little brother came out with the show
Smart Guy, Smart Guy
Hey you can't even lie
Smart Guy was the shit
For sure I fuck with Smart Guy
Early 2000 I got to say Nick Cannon
In the drum line
He made a nigga want to be a drummer
He made a motherfucker want to fight
When he used to approach them with them drumsticks
Man I don't give a damn
Nick Cannon, Nick Cannon got suspended
Doctor said you want to go in
And show him what you going to bring next season
Shit that boy went up in there
And still
Show him and say this your motherfucker performing
Yeah
Summer passed, Twitch
Hey that's crazy, why the old heads got a
Hate on the young ones coming in there
Because their ass don't want to get pushed to the side
You going to get, but Nick Cannon
Come read and he was still pushing your ass
To the side
I know that, he didn't want to get pushed to the side
Shit he did
But they still don't want it
They know what's up, they wear it so much
Yeah I mean shit
Motherfucker seen what they say P4
P1, they put that boy at P1
Son got hot
Yeah
The hating shit
Came right in there
Oh shit you talking to son
Girl, oh the one he want
The one he
She melts
Hey that's crazy, how that on the stars
Always happen like that on the stars
Love don't cause a thing
He made everybody get the curly fries in the head
I looked around and said y'all look
Y'all like Jericho
I looked around
He was sitting on that couch with that plastic
Covering over it
The way Steve Harvey
Threw all them god damn Connors on that boy
Big
Man that nigga had Connors in the god damn 1940s
This one right here
It ain't even made or something
No
That made Connors
I think Connors was established in 1929
That shit probably think it was a glove at one point
It probably was
A lot of women got them
Look thinner please
Look thinner
My coochie is fucking burnt
It's burnt
That motherfucker is soaked
That motherfucker
Had to wash it
That motherfucker in hot water
That only one sitting in hot water
Let me sit
Let me
Stand up right now
I believe that's why they
Came out with that toilet
That uh washed ass
You trying to shoot the water
Yeah
Y'all couldn't
Y'all couldn't sit in the tub
So go to the toilet and cool off for a minute
Then go sit
I don't believe that man
Ay
My auntie got one in her house
I don't know you to down
I don't know you to upstair bathroom
Man I read some shit
About these motherfuckers back in them uh
The mid
Like the mid uh
Evil days
Yeah
Man these motherfuckers just walking around staining
And them motherfuckers
Wore them dresses
And they said the dress was so
Thick before you won't see
Them piss and shit
You can be talking to a motherfucker
Might take a shit
Know why Mike L said
Like a garb of chuck juice
Smells like a wet German shepherd head
Man a wet German shepherd head
That people might be stronger than the bottle
I said god damn
Man that man said man
What he say
The best comedian
Stand up comedian of the 90s
I'm gonna give it to B Mac
And B Mac and
Tony Woods
For joke he said
Every time I cut his
Teeth flew out
Man if you don't want your name in child support
Now what he say
If you want me to cheat
Nah the one I show you he said if you want me to cheat
You catch a cheat
And you go upstair and he open the door
Just go downstair
Go downstair
And just say bitch I owe you one
That's it
Man man killed me
When he said that shit
He said child support is
God damn typing your name in there right now
And god damn in 30 days you gonna owe
$75,000
I'm like motherfucker
I'm like damn in 75 days you gonna owe
$75,000
Yep
Shit that's everything
You don't need to make $75,000
Some money
Working for free
You mind
Motherfucker ask you what can you bring to the table
Me
That's it
Child support checking everything
You don't even want to tell him
What about your money
Me
All I can give you is me
What's going on
What happened to the old days
We was supposed to love each other for each other
I was gonna tell you something but child support came in the 90s
Every man
In America
Looked around and said what the fuck is this
I promise you
And when a motherfucker
Looked at that check and seen 50, 25
Took out that check knowing that money
Like that money back then
Means something
Cause that motherfucker probably made them about 200
Every two weeks
Think about that shit
And you getting
180 took out
That motherfucker working outside you probably make what
200 a week too
You hating
Motherfucker got to pick up a can
Can man
Hey back then
Hey hey don't throw that can in the garbage
That's what I love
Slap that bitch out your hand
What the fuck you doing
That's money
That's five cents a can
Depending on what you saying
Ten cents a can
Shit
Ten cents a bottle
Everybody going right there
Right there on Valley Street
To the can man cause that was the only one
That was going to pay out
That damn man that probably was recycling hair
That probably got some of those wigs and shit out now
That probably was recycling hair
Cause that was so broke
My uncle say
When I found out about child support
I just cut all my shit off
Said what you do with it
I don't know
Shit I buried it, somebody found it
I said what made you cut your hair off
I ain't one of the screws
I ain't want to keep going on
With the questions but you know me
I'm going to keep picking with them
My boy say he ain't want to see it falling out
He want to go and cut it out from the roof
That's what I asked
I said so you just went on and said fuck it
He said yeah, he said what's the point
They said fuck it
You still saying fuck it
I told you
Him and my dad was like they were competing with kids
My daddy got 29, he got 23
My uncle still
They were competing with kids
My daddy just won
We still think my daddy got more kids than what we thought
My daddy got 29
So he got a whole motherfucking village
That nigga got 3 NBA teams
What you mean
Like I told him to buy some 30
He said 29 kids ain't no telling how many grandkids
I'm trying to tell you
I can tell you the grandkids
42 grandkids
He got no kid to keep the world going
I told him
The man said I got to Mississippi
That's why she just don't know it
I lost my mind
I said what happened
Shex and Sted, punch your ass
I said boy you couldn't even stay still for a minute
My mama said I seen them bouncing all over the campus
You show him from that lot of kids culture
Oh yeah but I ain't with a lot of kids culture
I'm just saying
See I'm from that culture where
You know what I'm saying
It ain't no abortion
So you gonna have them
You gonna have them motherfuckers
Uncle, anything
You gotta have that motherfucker in the middle of the guy
That flow in your living room
You gonna have that motherfucker
You gonna have that bitch on the floor
You better hope the midwife live in that door
I ain't boy shitting like that
When I go down there
Last time I seen a midwife
Was when my niece had her baby
And we was all over the fucking like
All over the fucking city looking for her
And that nigga
You might care, it might be
One mid-high up
Everybody think Porta Prince just hate it
Hell nah, hate it got bigger cities
They don't think of the cities because
The names we call our cities
Like mine is Zombieland
Don't even ask
If you wanna ask, don't ask
Cause it's on your mind
I'm just gonna let you go bro
I'm just gonna let you do your thing
Mine is Zombieland
So Zombieland is based on
Black voodoo-nism
That takes the dead
And reawakens them
Like
Dead for real
Like that's where my
That where like my people from
Zombieland, yeah like city
That's why it's called Zombieland
Like you got, you got skull
You got dead people actually walking around
Like they're still living being
Like when she heard this
But they dead, they dead
They got no soul, no heart
It's black
Yeah, like that's why I say like
I'm from like where
I'm from
My daddy is from
Like my daddy is from like
Skullhead
Man I thought you guys said Skullhead
Like man what the fuck
He's from Skullhead and when you go in Skullhead
You will see number of Skullheads
Lying into the city, they let you know
Hey Skullhead beware
So
My momma's from Zombieland
So
When my daddy crossed over to
Zombieland and city
City is like one big city but
Yeah, Zombieland you have
What else it is?
I told you uh
Voodoo Nation
You got all them type of nations that's surrounded like
Like that in Haiti so
People don't understand like
Zombieland like people literally like
Go up there to the cemetery and shit
Wake the dead up, you know
Hey it's your birthday
Wake them up
Come celebrate your birthday
These motherfuckers don't know nothing cause their spirit is gone
But they body just up
But they actually fucking wake them up
They actually like
You have people like
Sit there and do voodoo deals and write that in the graveyard
And like get them up
Like a dude I seen he eat glass
Like he ate glass to
Wake that spirit up
That's why I be like
Me I'm fond of this type of shit so I wanna know
You know what I'm saying
I know this shit was bloody as fuck
Nah it wasn't bloody cause the demon you gotta feed the demon
He said you gotta feed the demon
The demon eats the glass
See that was wrong like when people be sticking them swords and shit in their mouth
Like that's the demon
Man I thought that was just
A little deep throat
Nah hell nah
Muffin got no galley flip
Nah that's
Like that's the
Like that's the demon
Like the man told me like
That's the demon shit like
The only way you can stick a sword down your throat
And not hit your main arteries
And your you know what I'm saying
Like yo most important thing
Yo you know as a man
Your apple cause it's right there you can slice it
So he was you know
He was like shit no you feed the
You feed the spirit with the glass
So he ate the glass
And boom boom bam
Slit the little thing over
And he put a little stone on it
You seen that shit bro
You gotta sacrifice a goat, chicken
I'm talking about you actually just sit there and watch that shit
Yeah
It's a couple of times
Like it like
I had to tell you this on a microphone
But like in my city like
I'm like a
I take a I take
I take full responsibility for my city
That's why I say I don't give a damn
When I'm over here I just know who I am over there
So
Like
I literally take full responsibility
I'm the only person I tell anybody
I'm the only person to kidnap
The police chief over there
Yeah he was like
He fucked with old women
He was raping old women and he walked into the wrong house that day
And my grandma
When my grandma tell me you touch her
You try to sexually touch her I'm gonna take your head
That's my grandma
I'm calm down now
I'm glad
I'm calm
I'm a happy spirit now
That's why like
I don't really know I calm down because like I said I took care of my mom
But if I was still over there
Like I tell people I was still like
It would have been wild
Me and Barbecue
Is related people don't understand
What he doing at Port-au-Prince
Is trying to get the government off
But Port-au-Prince invade my city
That's something that I
Can't
That's who kidnapped that
American YouTuber
That's who killed the president over there
So Haiti
Like Haiti is a revolution of country
Where I try to keep the peace
Because in my city like we do a lot of stuff
I send money back
Because we trying to build
A fucking school because we have no school
In this city
Like kids can get like
Education wise
They don't have shit
So they have to learn
They can't learn how to write
They can't learn how to do math
When money do try to transfer
How you gonna know about money
How you gonna know about
We got lights don't get us wrong
We got lights and shit
We ain't got no schools
We ain't got no hospitals
My uncle finally just built
Like a little apartment section where
We can take some of the people
He can take some of the people and move
That's why I do a podcast
Because I like
It ain't different from me
Now that you said that man let's get back where we was at
Because we ain't getting too deep
We getting too deep
So back to the fucking shows
I'm gonna name them
Jamie Foxx
What you think about Jamie Foxx
I thought it was Jamie Foxx
What killed me was
His breath
Every time Jamie Foxx
When you heard that shit
You know like Jamie Foxx
Was like
You know that shit's
Stained breath
This nigga breath when he cut grass
When he cut goddamn it
Damn
That nigga shit was so fucking stank
But the funniest thing to me
Was the episode where
The dude played Mr. Cooper and they had the drivers in
What you say what
That's how you know
That's how you know that man
Was still funny as fuck
That man made Jamie Foxx crack open
Like a motherfucker
He couldn't
He had that motherfucker do a push up
He had him all swore
That nigga said breast
That nigga ran up to the toe and breasted
What you say to me boy
When you failed and got up
It was Jamie Foxx
He had to turn his motherfucker
He had to turn the whole way
No sir I'm not a sissy
No sir
Jamie Foxx
Crying like
You a sissy boy
I said I sissy
Jamie Foxx over the crying
That nigga was a fucking lawyer
You know with fans
Fuck with this nigga
And take pictures
What you say to me boy
I feel like I know you boy
I see you somewhere boy
He was finna make Jamie hit the push ups again
Jamie said
No sir you haven't
No sir
For one thing about it
If you had to choose an actor
From the 90's
And how they movies
Turned out to be in the 2000
Who would you go with
I gotta go with
Jamie Foxx
Jamie Foxx did some shit
I love Jamie Foxx
That nigga won an Oscar for that shit
That nigga told that Oscar
I bet not never catch you doing this shit
That nigga won an Oscar for that shit
That nigga played shit out of it
That nigga said I ain't using it
I'm just getting up
That nigga used it like a motherfucker
When a motherfucker threw him on the ground
He said hold on baby I was just trying to get high
That nigga was using him
Taking him down
Shit
That nigga was like hey but he played the shit out of that road
I'm finna tell you something
The best parts of Batman
The best like Jamie Foxx
You gotta go with Jango too
Come on
Law by the City
Fuck
Anytime
Law by the City
Motherfucker can't sleep on Jamie
I don't give a damn Law by the City
But he's been moving to me
That nigga was good
That was the early 2000
Like Mike Tyson
We talking about the motherfucker
That he really fucking acting
Like Jamie
People don't understand
The pianoists
Not the violinists
The move with Robert Dunn and Jones
Like he did
Annie
They were pretty good
But clone of Tyrone
Oh yeah
That was supposed to be just a funny
That nigga is fucking stupid
Get your motherfucking ass out there
Hold on baby
What they doing down there
I'm going down
It's that single
Motherfucker
That nigga pulled out his pistol
That motherfucker tried me
He gonna die
He did though
You know the nigga at the star
You remember the movie
Book of Eli
He finna play in it
He finna play in the Book of Eli
He finna play in Desire Washington
You know what I'm saying
He supposed to play the younger
Desire Washington
And when I was watching
The movie we were just talking about
It's clone of Tyrone
Yeah
And he kind of looked like Desire
When he act
He actually hold his lip
Kind of like him
That's his son
Go look it up
No that is not
His son is David Washington
David something Washington
And he got another brother
Think about this
That motherfucker ass like kid
That you never know about
He got a bunch on that
That nigga part had been to England
Because that boy from England
What we talking about
That nigga from England
I want him to be surprised
I ain't gonna lie
I got it
Before we go out
I gotta send a shout out to Power Walker
Because if it wasn't for that boy right there
Him, The Matrix
He said Power Walker
Yeah how long
I'm gonna get to the
That motherfucker
That motherfucker a fool if you
Boy
If you ain't never watched Constantine
Go out there and watch
It shows you that the kids is gonna get you
Choose another corn too
It's huge
The Legion
The Replacement
When he was a quarterback
That was the shit
What about
They got it as a meme
With some shit now when the little boy
End up playing baseball
He was a baseball coach
Hard ball
That sound fucked up
But you know what I mean
It really did
No homo
Why would you name that movie
Why would y'all just name it
Baseball from the hood
I really just took the baseball from the hood
You might as well call it the blue ball
Hard ball
Now that you think about it
That's what I'm thinking about
Hard ball
Baseball is hard
Everybody don't know
Baseball is hard
That sound like the other language
That's different from us
What's your name
It don't sound like the black culture
We would have named it
Niggas in the hood playing ball
If we could name a movie
With some real shit
I would have named it
Young niggas baseball
Baseball in the hood
With young niggas
I would have named it like that
First base
Nah they made a movie about the
First base
I said first base
They know they're baseball shit
Second base, third base
They were going to sue our movie
Cause they made a movie about it
Cause they made that woman movie
Out for the first base
With Charlie Sheen in it
Y'all remember
What the fuck was the name of the movie
We got Tom Hanks and
Fargoom
That was a good movie
What was the name of the movie
The green model
Hell yeah
I don't like how they had that man
Tim Duncan played some roles
That made black people question their skills
But when that nigga
When I heard how much money he got paid
For playing at the apes
I would have been a monkey too
Timmy
Sheez
Okay
Sheez
And I would be walking up there
On my pose
The whole movie
You can get out of character
No, not for 10 million
I'm not okay
And I would be out there and shout
He got paid 10 million
For Queen Mal
So he
Pulp fiction
And they'd poke him out with another motherfucker
Plane
I don't want to see how this one gonna end though
They said the world gonna end with this one
The world gonna end on the movie
Yeah, they said the world gonna end
They said they'll keep like
Watch the movie
They said bad boys 4 is introducing you to
Some shit too
What's gonna go on
Cause you gotta look at it like
Cause they said it's supposed to be a final destination sticks out to you
Yeah, it's been some final destination shit
Been going on
At earthquakes
Come on man, we ain't have you ever seen an earthquake hit Hawaii
Out of all places
Hey, y'all seen that shit
With the bridge though
Oh yeah, they blew that bitch up
Yeah, cause that says the shit was exploding on them
You see the dynamite
And four different places
One, two, three, four
And a fifth one at the angle where
They tried to blow the one in Baltimore
But that bitch is not moving
Now, was it Baltimore
I think that was the Baltimore bridge that went down
Yeah, we seen that
We seen the boat but you see like
I did see it but I don't really know what the fuck
Was that thing going on
But I did see some explosion
When they pointed at
Like okay, damn
You seen that red fire going down
Cause now ain't no boat gonna take a whole bridge down like that
I mean, I don't know
Do you know how that boat was coming in
Hey, my thing is
How ain't ain't no going hitting the
Straight on like that
That's a good question
Like they didn't even fucking try
I believe the pilot fell asleep at the wheel
Man, I'm gonna tell you something one day
That was the discretion
They wanted y'all to see the boat
Like the boat hit it
And the boat didn't get that fucking much damage
If you look at that boat
That boat did not get damaged
That shit landed on
I don't know why it got landed
I don't know why it got fucked up
Because it was them god damn what's called
The containers that fucked that shit up
It fell on top
The containers
But look how it fell
But look how the shit fell
That made it look fucked up though
Yeah, it did do that
If that boat would have hit it
That whole front end would have been bent in
But that motherfucker
That motherfucker probably is bent in
You can't see it from what we're seeing today
When they saw the pictures
That motherfucker hit that motherfucker
That was the discretion
They wanted you to blow it up
They wanted you to think
That boat was finna hit it
See why the plane
At the 9-11
And
God damn
The building stood up but then 9 seconds after
The plane leave
The building blows the fuck up
It blows up
The dynamite blew it
Like definitely
It planted
Because when a plane was supposed to hit
The plane that hit right
The plane went straight through
Shit when I was a kid
That shit was confusing me anyway
I thought the plane was going to fall
Right then
It didn't fall over
That motherfucker when that motherfucker
Blew up
And it was smoking
So we watched that bitch
The whole time
It was like in 6th or 7th grade
Where did the plane
Where did the planes go though
They're still in that motherfucker
They didn't find no plane particles
In that building
I promise you they didn't
That's what they always
They didn't they told
I was in the 2nd grade when we were
Listening and watching the movie
You wanted no 2nd grade girl
No you wasn't
93
That was 2011
2001
Yes
Oh my bad
My bad
Fuck
My bad
We didn't know
Sorry
We didn't know
You know what I'm saying though
You got to look at it like
It wasn't no plane particles
In that crash
It wasn't
Because if it was
You got to think about it
Where were the bodies at that you supposed to
You found bodies that were
In the building that were part of the building
Still but you didn't find no bodies
That were still scrapped to no seats
Because if you see a plane
Crash you going to see any part
Of the plane you didn't see no
Rubble no bricks fall
The plane
Still would have been showing through
Like a little plane
It still was showing when that
Bitch burnt up
Kobe plane still was showing
That bitch didn't blow up
The Kobe plane
It crashed
That bitch blew up in the 9-11
That bitch blew up
That bitch blew up and shot with it
If I could show y'all
Because when that wing hit the building
It blew up from that end
Well
Folks
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