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this is all in all family starring king josh and i'm koon
what's good what's good people this your boy king josh and i'm queen e and you
tune in to another episode of all in all family on this episode we gonna talk a lot of shit
i'm not gonna lie we are but we also we're gonna talk a lot of shit about the
social media control your relationships and why
social media think about before social media everybody fucking say it
that's crazy when social media put the block button on now need that's why
sitting in blocked on the cell phone
and then the location because we shouldn't get into this the social media
controls your relationships and why
what's good what's good people understand I think relationships are supposed to
be in like towards people now we need social media control relationship how
you should choose a person where they should take you out to what should how
y'all should dress how y'all should you know try to do everything social media
makes you do not queen do you believe in social media like relationships no why is
it girl
and then I do we follow each other on social media they said we friends on
Facebook or we get into our he sees some shit that I suppose I shared post
about whatever we are talking about so I'm being paid that's where it started
going down here now but what we are now I just say my girls in her post it on
Facebook now I'm gonna get up on Facebook and I'm gonna get ready to
post my sheet I'm gonna get ready to get in my feelings and well well if a
motherfucker stops in here trying to watch me all the mother and then she
sees his a motherfucker who watching the motherfucker when the motherfucker can't
watch they feel ah then they go to whole bullshit from now everybody in your
family on her side everybody in your family on his side
now it's a bunch of shit and now everybody trying to pick sides like
and that shit is not where like social media social media took the fun out of
relationships I say this shit for real like do is we really going out of town
to see here and Joe ourselves are we gonna see here and do this shit because
we seen somebody else do this shit like you watch them to type videos on
tiktok shop the video on Facebook real talk about this is how you should do
this and this is what you should do this day nothing now make up your own she
stopped trying to go off with social media then showed you I'm trying to see
everybody go to Miami and jump off the cliff if you don't go to Miami and jump
off the cliff is your own look fun yeah it looks fun but when you get down there
it ain't too fun cuz you don't know if the head even fell off into because like
I say you following you following another person they enjoy life you know
you can't enjoy your life doing with another person want to do I was
social media want you to do
oh it's not what I recommend with not what I recommend let's be free
lady ain't ten out ten zero attitude and a negative ten out of ten some of these
relationships not even perfect I'm all fucking you can smile
motherfucker tell you I love this person make it all seem good to social media
but in real life she do more for the fight like cats and dogs and this is
shit they really bug every day on my social media feed
looking at them like they fucking happy and you know them and you know them
now you know the most thing for social media I'm from to some this will fuck up
a lot of relationships right Instagram fucked up a lot of relationships you
can't you can't you can't write posters on Instagram you say post pics so when
you post pics on Instagram and you scroll you scroll is number fucking
Instagram hold Instagram hold Instagram hold and for niggas what we doing follow
follow follow follow follow
go on to your Instagram and go on your page and she sees she starts scrolling through your pictures she see the same name up on every last one of your pictures down her ass
it ain't gotta be that she probably following a bad bitch too and she look and she see your
mind you don't hard at 36 pictures of this goddamn good like social media
kills you because you and her can be following the same people and y'all are
because guess what y'all are the relationship but it don't always be like this because my dude is following this person don't mean I'm gonna follow the same person
yeah but you know it gets to that point where shit everybody want to start following you
you know saying like people that following your dude gonna come over and
follow you people that following you gonna come over and follow your dude
like you can't stop this shit from happening but the fucked up thing is
when a motherfucker see you out and you know you ain't that ain't the person
you supposed to be out with now everybody on social media got the camera
I just seen such a such with such a such I thought y'all was like this here
yeah like take take like the sister groups for one you put your man like you put
your man in a numinous like you go up in there a numinous person and you throw
a picture of your man up in that bitch everyone would say yeah he don't try to holla at me yeah I don't fuck with him
yeah we done went out a couple times social media done fucked you up cuz back in the day how could you find your spouse cheating
a three-way fucking phone call
tell your homegirl to call me and on three-way and I don't even know your homegirl this could be your cousin you tell your cousin your cousin to set me up
hey you remember me I met you at the gas station after the battle of the bands or after the game last Friday
you don't know cuz you don't remember you know you just talking to a bunch of thots
then boom you were like yeah yeah I was she's like I wearing a blue jean jacket I wearing such such such such
it's a lot of more it's a lot of motherfucker back in our generation with them short blue jean jackets them short blue jean jackets like the mid cuts
so it so if a motherfucker catch you back then your girl just hop on the phone tell her I got you on social media oh no they done took a picture of your ass
they done put you in the group they done exposed you that damn where's the where's the excitement of getting caught it ain't no excitement of getting caught
now you just caught you can't run from it like you can't hide from it and they were like they were fucked social media up so bad
where is the excitement of you waking up punching the shit out your nigga cuz you seen cuz you cuz you heard his page going off in the middle of the night
you heard oh no it gets bad to the point where let's say it's a Friday night y'all both y'all y'all go out separately he gone with the guys she gone with the girls
and y'all both in two different spots guess what one motherfucker your other homegirl in the club with your nigga your nigga
shit your nigga in the club with your with his girl girl and see your girl and then they got they phone out in the corner to watch them show look look what she doing
she out there recording she out there talking to that nigga oh you so hot you like what club y'all in
you don't know you don't know from the other side of town to get to the other to get to the way you know that website to get to Southside
that's to get to where she is oh you sit there and wait till you get home and see her face so you have you had a ball
oh no it's the morning after they come in they both laid up y'all did the walk through last night and y'all both laid up but you wake up to a text message
and you don't need to take a picture with another bitch and you don't even know this motherfucker they looking too close to comfort
all right are you are your girl who built with our girl working on somebody left at the cool or shy of her hand and what what boy
I'm trying to what's up meeting you like you know she ain't paid for this shot depending on what type of drink he was in that cup you know she
can pay for social media started a lot of shit social media is the instigator now that she make a post in this thing boy we had a time last night you are
posted truth me out about last night why would you post some shit like this why would you tell somebody like why would you try to like even though you
whatever you did probably between y'all but you still posted your business out there like bro motherfuckers see you in the club like that's that that's that good old
hoodlum ball on that dude and guess what that person sitting here say hey that's that's gonna n***a right there
I'm gonna do it again tonight social media start a whole beef man see what I'm saying like I just seen her live-action with this nigga I just seen him
at couples with this bitch right every card man like I said social media were ruining kids especially when social media invented these groups like them
groups fuck people up there oh yeah they fucked up a lot of homes even though they weren't happy but they brought everybody's secrets out
I don't even condone in groups I don't even want to be in groups the only type of group I'm in is the ones that are about self-esteem and motivating yourself about money
and getting friends and close to the guy I don't like to be in all of them you know people add me to them groups and I you know I don't like I don't discharge myself because I don't like to be in them
you know I see it just what's the call it are you adding me to it you cool you made this group alright but I'm never gonna be posting this group I'm never gonna be in this group I scroll down my time man
I don't post in groups I can't do it like it's cool posting but I don't post like like that because get away there's somebody in that group that know somebody that know your girl in that group and your girl could be in that same fucking group and you would never fucking know about it because this group got over 5000 people
especially if you're good with someone like him you ain't gonna know and she ain't gonna know because y'all ain't gonna see each other posting nothing in that group
and the crazy thing is what kills relationships is the screenshot in them inboxes
boy they kind of fucked up when they made the private chat room for you and that other person conversation y'all still got two chat bubbles a regular conversation and then they all got a private conversation thing going on
and when you fuck around and motherfuckers got this if you push that bitch to archives and she find that hoe it ain't even archives if you push that if you sit here and a motherfucker just screenshot your shit like most of these niggas they crazy you got a girl at home but you screenshot your dick up in that girl inbox
then you trying to block the bitch nah you can't even block that bitch niggas get away oh my mom is here on screenshot her name and y'all mutual friends that would kill you on facebook the mutual fucking friends bro
the mutual friends like how many mutual friends do you got with a person as the fucked up way of like living like real talk people don't even like understand that shit the mutual way of facebook would get you the mutual way to kick out your house
yep kick out the house and jail and the hospital anything because that's the big the greatest thing that was most motherfuckers end up because I'm gonna tell you something beef evens the fucked up social media
okay guess what you talking to my girl you're out of my girl inbox oh it don't even get just between relationships friendships as well man friendship well friendships time to work you can most like there for real most people out here that was friends ended because of social media
oh yeah most definitely oh god like y'all you see somebody made a subliminal post about you and you know it's about you time out time out time out because they offing tell you something don't make no motherfucking subliminal post about me and I see Henry this shit
I'm the most like people don't understand I am petty of the pity no no everybody say my level of pettiness is like you just pity for no damn reason I'm like I'm gonna fuck once you start with me and I see how your petty level is I'm finna see how we finna take it to who got the highest petty level
oh yeah cuz I'm finna take it there with you just like I told my bro you think I'm playing like I got some brothers and sisters that I love to deal don't get me wrong and I got some cousins that I love to deal but nigga my cousin got on Facebook trying to talk about me one day
talking about I'm a pro broke ass nigga and all that shit so shit she thinking she just gonna get away with this shit let me tell you something bitch yeah I might be broke at the time I was six months out of a job I don't understand it I was trying to get right you know what I'm saying
this before mama even passed I was living a life 21 girl take care of me but you calling me pro broke because this your best friend okay I didn't say nothing I went over her house and recorded her whole motherfucking house nasty
oh no nigga the rat ran up to my foot my Nike Air Force One nigga like can I get the EPAR off of you please I kicked that bitch that bitch came back and said I ain't gonna ask you no more
at the third time that nigga came back with like two three big ass rats I'm like you and your kid nigga that nigga motherfucking hot and then I walked around the corner nigga and saw something I didn't even know what the fuck it was I just know like it was a bunch of trash and some were living in it right there before you get to the bathroom
I said maybe that's the garbage monster my cousin the one that threw my granddad in the trunk that he was with me that day oh man that man said that man said no I don't think that's trash I think that's a person man we get close that bitch like it's like that bitch made a noise and we stopped
I said is this a dog a pet a garbage dog what the fuck is it I'm gonna fucking stop and that eye just got booked I was like no it's a dope fiend and sure enough it was it was a dirty dope fiend and some trash I said this big ass dope fiend little one of the kids over here man I didn't mean to get that pissed
I didn't mean to get that petty but it was the right type of petty because for one you got little kids living like they they don't even want to be there they were happy to go pack their shit and leave like that's how happy the kids was people don't understand like it ain't good to embarrass people but it's good to get people out of certain situations that they don't want to be in
like my cousin is a fucking dope fiend I ain't gonna lie how I know she was smoking crack with mine the one that took his whole house apart like dead ass for real I have junkies in my family but I love them but I don't like them because in the Bible you have to love them but you don't have to like them
you can love a lot of people but don't have to like them
that's true
you know what I'm saying so man how I knew this bitch was a motherfucking high I knew she was just really on that shit she would pass crack crack crack couldn't get a high my uncle said my uncle even told me she like that bitch on something else
he was like oh I like look at me I'm spooked I look at him that nigga was like he was finna go to rob me I was like nigga you insane so I holla at him you know what I'm saying so I go holla at my cousin you know you know who it is I'm all that I was I see ass out there I say
you serving your sister you wrong you dead wrong man fuck that hoe I gotta get that money I said bruh stop laughing I don't know how I could do it loud man because the man was dead ass he was like fuck that hoe I gotta get that money I got court been made I gotta get that money
the man sit there I'm talking about the man sit there I know he served my uncle he served our uncle he served my cousin and then when he got then when they sent him to jail for like the 14 year he my cousin they put my granddad his brother put my granddad in the trunk
bus around the city shit shit what the fuck him appointing him serving her he gone then so I said what you finna do finna take over the feeding I said what you mean I'm finna serve right ass now I need that I said I said why
man you know my sister you know my sister get a fucking chick I say nah yeah yeah that retarded bitch get a chick I'm like why you talking about he was like that bitch put me on social media like I was out here on that shit
yeah god look like so he pushed so he got down two days later he on the video him and her go to jail for smoking crack on fucking like he giving her crack to smoke on fucking live and that why
my granddad was mad because he was like I let this guy my ass nigga put me in the trunk I was crying cause I got like I got stupid ass people especially on Facebook they do stupid shit bro
I do pay attention to them but I don't pay attention cause I be like he one fuck weird as fuck like weird bro like social media done made people weird like relationships is weird like they for real why the fuck do I have to sit here and dress like you every day on social media
no because they see us matching they need to see us matching one time a week and that's on a Sunday not Monday not Tuesday not Wednesday and not Thursday not no fucking Friday I don't want to match with you every fucking day that's too much fucking money getting spun on clothes right
yeah like social media has made people literally materialistic you go buy joints for no fucking reason just cause they split joints the new joints on fucking Facebook
y'all niggas wouldn't die on social media for some joints y'all niggas rob niggas for joints on social media I wish a nigga would rob me out my motherfucking fashion my motherfucking fashion shoes I ordered yeah I don't need rock name brand shoes no more I'm off brand ass nigga
I'd rather be a regular I'd rather be a regular joke that's why I'd rather be a regular joke
I'll wear what I can afford I ain't gonna lie I've been the bargain shopper since I was a kid man I know how to make a goddamn $20 outfit but like a $400 like a $400 thing like that here
and I go buy a motherfucking clean ass $10 plaid shirt to make it seem like it's a $500 fit like these I buy shoes that people don't even think that's boring but when I rock on they be like where you get the old from
I'm a bargain shopper man I might go I might I might sit here and once they got down I might sit here and go to motherfucking payless and just found some nice ass shoes or something bruh and just put them bitches on and say I like them all whites
I don't need no motherfucking nikes to make me feel like I'm a man I don't need no joints to make me feel like I'm that nigga I'm that nigga when I put on my shit period
it's the person nigga it's in you it shows the meaning when you put on them clothes
I see how those girls clown that dude for how he was dressed
on social media that's fucked up and now that nigga got a LRG bruh
bruh and that's a bruh a regular nigga bruh give me some motherfucking duck head from the 90s I'll rock that shit 24-7 and get me an endorsement
give me a Tommy Hill figure I'm bringing back the overalls
give me some shit like that I'm gonna show you how to make this shit look like it's a million dollar fit bruh
afford it bruh if you can spend under $60 to make you and make that fit look like a motherfucking $100 fit bruh or $200 fit you that nigga bruh you don't you you already know the mentality you got
I got more money than the rest of these niggas what the fuck I'm feeling in the shop and bough for when I know I can bough hard shit by just goddamn stepping out and just being some regular shit
bruh y'all niggas going to buy hoochadaddy shorts on social media just cause they bruh they broadcast and shit like this on social media and y'all niggas jump to it
nah my nigga that's a lot of females that child think out here rocking name brand shit these hoes rocking shit off Tmoo and killing this shit
you hear me there's a lot of niggas that's around here that rocking Amazon Tmoo shen all type of shit you won't even know it bruh
cause niggas don't some motherfuckers like I say you don't have to sit here and spend all your money to look good bruh
and then you just want your chick your chick 400 niggas you done got you a $150 outfit and motherfuckers and $200 shoes niggas you got a hundred something dollars left
that's too much money to be smart bruh social media kill you but them hoes talk about that talk about unk so bad
bruh you can talk about me all you fucking want to I done been sitting there front row games I'm dappin Damien Little up
niggas make all y'all do your shopping for free
give me that shout out to unk man that's a real nigga like he know like he didn't let that shit go to his head
and they came back the next day and showed like with some motherfucking New Balance on give me some nudies I used to call them bitches nudeies nudeies
everybody call they cigarettes nudeies no them were my nudeies right there New Balance I had every pair of New Balance in the 5th grade
especially the ones that had the dice on them hoes the black with the white dice on them
give me the motherfucking nudeies give me them k-swizz give me the swiss
I rock them bitches with a whole dickie outfit come on I bring dickie back bruh like real talk
I bring dickie back quick I have motherfucking shoes dickie I rock regular I go get every pair of different shoes I can fucking find
that can match a dickie outfit and you know dickie got some fucking clothes
social media don't even promote dickies like that no more they promote them bitches at work pants and shit
fuck that give me the dickie outfit I'ma rock them bitches and go get me some motherfucking Reeboks
a woman love a man they can dress and rock this shit of their own they don't bruh this tight win all it bruh I wear shit that fit me
I'm not if I wear skinny legs that bitch is my size it's my size it's 32 I'm not finna wear no shit they gonna and no
I'm not gonna wear no shit that's outfit no I'm not wearing no I'm wearing my size I don't wear tight shit just to I wear my size
my size is my size I don't wear baggy shit I don't like that baggy shit like back then I baggy was cool you know what I'm saying
like if I go baggy if I go baggy now I'ma go get me some fucking dickies that's the only baggy shorts that I'ma probably ever put on
some dickies dickies had you fresh yeah dickies you just needed a white tee black tee red tee blue tee orange tee yellow tee
whatever tee you needed you just needed a tee it's just social media
I remember seeing them boys come to school and them dickie outfits for the school dance that's when they get the freshest freshest of everything for their school dance weekend
come on bro back then the white the F4-1 like that for real niggas would pop out with they F4-1 me like I say Nudies or them Feelys them Feelys
he got a fresh ass dickie outfit on what man okay man me and my partner them pull up they was like joe what you wearing that weekend you know what I'm finna go get a dickie outfit
man for real man you know I'm finna go get me a dickie outfit I'm putting up all khaki all khaki with a fresh white tee fresh white fresh white Feelys and fresh white Nubalans
that's a fresh rebar I won't go into no joints I'm going with the high top but they stop right there at the calf muscle like the mid top
yeah I go with the mid top but if I feel like mosquitoes just gonna be out there bitch I'm just gonna go get my long I'm gonna go get some long bub bunny socks or some long daffy duck socks or something
something that's gonna make the outfit come out you know what I'm saying you don't see the top of the socks when you go in the shorts yeah you know what I'm saying so that was my style you know what I'm saying
you gotta keep me a fresh feely cap on and then I like the ones when they wear the navy blue khaki with the white tee shirt and the navy blue Nubalans and navy blue and white Nubalans with the crook size top with the little short round charm
my first white pair oh my god man you gotta get the game like first day of school my first day of school I'm wearing like I had to have the whole blue biggie outfit on I had to have and they were like uh this before they told us like we couldn't
wear them when they started making them wear tee shirts and shit we used to wear them tees they were like long long I told you I get like a 3-4X what size you need give me a 3X my brother told me to give me a 5 I'm like nigga we bout to sing high
yo give me the round neck I want that thick neck yo get that thick neck tee put that bitch on my first day I'm like my brother like what you from the world I'm like I'm going with the navy blue with the all white uh with the all white and with the navy blue uh what she bout to be the all white uh Nubalans with the navy blue
navy blue charm around the end and I had the motherfucking uh Nubalans socks that were navy blue so I was killing that so I had the blue bag navy blue you know what I'm saying I made my mom buy me two blue bags I said I want the khaki blue bag and I want the navy blue blue bag
so I switched up like if I wear the navy blue I put the khaki blue bag on sometimes and then come back around if I wear the khaki I put the navy blue blue bag on because I put on I sometimes I switch it up you know what I'm saying with other niggas when they see me walking in the second day with that khaki blue bag on everybody like how long Jai how long let them take a picture with you you know b-boy with poppin baby
so boom boom bam I get up to Jackson I'm like these niggas ain't even rocking this right everybody knew like Josh rocking the shit out them dickies when I came back on this bitch like floor like I was rocking like I was rocking dickies dickie dickies like you couldn't tell me nothing so I come up in first day of school up here I say
what they color they want I want to say she can't get blue blue khaki and you can wear school colors purple I say
can't go with all perfect
third day
we went about some motherfucking khaki shoes. I mean some purple shoes. I mean what the bitch was some purple reads
I'll never forget I had to bust the purple on purple ass. My motherfuckers right then like who the hell this nigga I don't know. I had to haircut cut the dreads off. I had to motherfucking cut my little dreads off growing up like then I cut this shit right here and had me like a little fade
like waved out up here and everything was bald like from the back on down I used to slap my head. Boom.
Like ice pick did. You know what I'm saying.
But it just shows you social media like took a lot of joy from it bro of dressing creasing out pants up. Especially creasing on pants up man. It wasn't nothing to me but to see one of them boys at the time in a fresh creased short stick dickie outfit.
Any niggas out there know. The shirt had to have creasing. Man I'm trying to tell you we were trying to turn the shirt inside out and shit out that shirt. That's how you knew how to earn white tee.
Most of these niggas put that dirty ass earn on that motherfucking white tee and have brown marks and shit in school and shit motherfucking know like you're earning dirty. Like now mine I'm inside out that bitch. Got that bitch crispy. Fold that bitch up.
Hey y'all seen the starch? Man I had them shorts so motherfucking crispy so when I get up in that bitch in the morning like you peeling them bitches out.
My mama get up in there tomorrow. My mama get up tomorrow. Who use all the goddamn charge charge on one pair of pants. Man actually I earned all my clothes that night.
Man when you wet them pants down and put that earn on those bitches. All them bitches gonna stick together. They gonna stick. You gotta know how to starch them pants man.
Man I used to starch out school clothes. I used to hear the sizzling sound and just the smell of the starch. And then heated that up hot iron.
And then I used to watch shows on that shit. We was just getting on there looking at YouTube videos. MySpace, Bebo, Black Planet shit like that. Now social media telling you how to run your relationships on social media.
How to dress on social media. How to talk on social media. Like back then it wasn't that shit. Like we go to school we all take a group picture in class. You know what I'm saying.
Like boom that's how we remember each other. Now they motherfuckers in class they shoot videos. Like damn. Then back then anyone know putting out fights when y'all got into a fight.
You can put it on social media. If you did you had to put it up on YouTube. That's the only way. And motherfuckers had to get on YouTube and go look that shit up.
If you were able to upload on Facebook was a picture. Was a picture. You couldn't upload. No music. No music. No video. No man. So if you had to go look up a fight you had to go to YouTube.
A world star hip hop. And look up at this shit and boom you had to be like damn. Damn. Damn. You know if a motherfucker did something at a football game.
Motherfucker ran the touchdown. You want to see how old boy. You shook old boy. You know you could put it up on YouTube. Now you can put anything up on fucking social media.
These niggas put their own fucking kids up and like doing crazy shit. You can have pedophiles on this shit. That's crazy. That's fucking crazy.
Now they trying to make YouTube in Mississippi. I mean Facebook. You had to be 14 years old in Mississippi to get on social media. What they supposed to do?
Everybody lied about their age. We lied on. We know we lied about our age because MySpace says you had to be what 18 or older to get on fucking MySpace.
So I you know back then we lied. So what you think kids ain't going to lie about their fucking age today and that's just going to make it worse.
Because now the kids going to be talking to grown folks.
Because I know when we started doing teen chat lines back then.
See we had chat lines. Like y'all don't know nothing about them fucking chat lines.
Back then when I was growing up. I don't think it was down here in the south but I was up north. We had some kind of teen spot. That was lit.
Like that was lit. Like that's when everybody like from different motherfucking states and shit. Everybody just in motherfucking a chat room.
We were the worst. Me and my best friend. Y'all in a chat group. Y'all meet. Like you could literally end up boyfriend and girlfriend and have a long
They were in a long-distance relationship with Papa Bay. Yeah it was.
I don't got like nigga. Like there for real like that when we would sit here and like long-distance relationship was really a problem.
Like motherfucking wait and then motherfucking come down and see your ass. You were like oh shit.
Well that was the true catfish of not. That motherfucking nigga sad and they gonna come see you and they ain't never come see you. That was catfish.
Like that's how you knew it was a catfish then. Man.
Kept making up excuses. Like oh this happened. Or I was grounded because I didn't do my homework on time. Blah blah blah.
Just making up straight bullshit. But nowadays motherfucking don't understand like.
Motherfuckers not high behind somebody else's picture. How you know on social media you a.
That's what them predators and test outs coming in me.
Like bruh like I tell you man. Nah don't do it. Social media messed up a lot of shit and that's the reason why.
Traumatized a lot of motherfuckers. Like there for real. Like there for real. Funny story before that we in and so.
Alright you know back then the chat lines were popping back then. You know what I'm saying.
So you know we would get up on that bitch. You know.
I was kinda you think I'm for real or something like. I met like. I ain't no lie I met a couple women off.
Like off the chat line back then. I don't like no more like 14, 15.
Because the chat line came out when I was like.
When I was 11. I ain't know about them bitches till I was 14, 15, 16 years old.
Nigga they give you a little 30 minute. I mean they used to give you an album membership.
Man we on that. Me and my cousin. I tell my cousin.
Hey get on that bitch man. On my moment you gonna meet you a bad bitch.
All my life people.
The man get on there and start talking to somebody. I ain't no tell y'all who it was.
I don't know what it was.
I don't give a fuck how I end it.
But the man start getting on the motherfucking line and start to.
They start chopping it up. I'm talking about real hard.
They nigga say yo my name David. I come out of such such such such.
You know holly. Send me a beep if you wanna fuck with me.
You know what I'm saying. I'm a real nigga. You know. I'm just looking for somebody. I'm lonely.
You know. Shit I'm out here. I'm just. I'm lonely.
I ain't got no girl. My girl left me. She said fuck me and the kid. I'm a single daddy.
Nigga was lying his ass off.
So all of a sudden bruh. That nigga start. Bing Bing Bing Bing. You know. Bing. Bing. You have a message from such such such such.
So he keep this one message. It didn't have no voice on that bitch.
I said ooh. I tell the kid I'm like. They one on. They gotta be one on right there.
I'm God he's ready to snap.
So you just hear the voice saying. Aye baby I can give you everything you need baby.
Pleasure. Love and everything.
Man I tripped the fuck out. I say what the fuck.
He say. Shit baby what type of pleasure you talking about.
What type of love baby. I'm talking about I need a woman that can cook clean and everything.
This nigga I know. I told him we young. We know what she's saying.
I'm telling him we still living in our mama's.
Man.
That motherfucker come back. By six messages later. Bing. You have a message from.
No no. It's nothing on that. So I say. Oh they gotta be the person.
They come back and say I can give you everything. I'm talking about love and need and everything.
I screamed.
I said oh. We feeling great.
And how they one mama say what the fuck is y'all doing. I said man.
This man on the fucking chat line talking to some man. That somebody. He say come get us.
And the man was like. And the man said where y'all address is.
And he kept. He kept hitting back.
And the man said mama get on that bitch. He said I'm finna call the police.
He came back and said I come get your ass too.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
My mama hungry to finally be my cousin now.
Hey this is all in.
Catch y'all next episode baby.