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29 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 I'm finna get on your nerves. 30 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Do you got some earphones? 31 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Cause I don't want to hear what you saying. 32 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 And two, you got wifi? 33 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 I need wifi. 34 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Cause only my phone gonna work. 35 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Kidnapping me is like kidnapping a child. 36 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Queen E. 37 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Well, don't roll up on me and say you got a dime set and some pile waiting on me in the back seat. 38 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Oh, that's our more crackhead level. 39 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 So I can get you easy. 40 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 No. 41 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Shit, I got a dude in the, I got a dude in the pack of, and a couple, and a pint of Pile in the back. 42 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 For real? 43 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Hell yeah. 44 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Come on, girl. 45 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,000 I ain't gonna lie. 46 00:02:54,000 --> 00:03:00,000 I kind of feel like when I first started riding with Uber and Lyft. 47 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Oh, man. 48 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,000 I feel like my first ride was going to be my first kidnap. 49 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 I was going to be kidnapped. 50 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,000 I don't trust Uber and Lyft for shit. 51 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Especially not, because this the way they be driving around. 52 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 It ain't the way they drive around. 53 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:24,000 It's the way, if a person, if you pull up, like to me, it's about how you pull up. 54 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:34,000 If you pull up and you know you scared, like it's your first time doing something, I'm not getting in the car with you. 55 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:38,000 I'm going to have to guide you through this kidnapping. 56 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 To kidnap me? 57 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 No, I'm not going to do that. 58 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 I don't trust, I don't trust Lyft. 59 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:50,000 And like how they doing this shit nowadays, like you can get a Lyft or Uber for your child. 60 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Like you really think you can trust somebody that got high point value on a Uber and Lyft? 61 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:03,000 And you really think you can trust the type of folk? 62 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:09,000 How you know they ain't collecting folk cell phones and doing that shit themselves? 63 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:14,000 How you know they ain't hacking a system and doing that shit themselves? 64 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 I'm not going to ride with nobody. 65 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,000 I'm scared to ride in the backseat of a taxi. 66 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Nigga, I don't know how that nigga was doing taxi cabs or fishing. 67 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:27,000 You just telling on yourself and your people is going to watch this shit. 68 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:32,000 And I'm 11 years old tomorrow, so why would I sit in the backseat and tell on myself? 69 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:36,000 I already done probably watching HBO around the time of night. 70 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,000 You think I'm going to tell on myself watching HBO? 71 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Nigga, real sex come on. 72 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 On Thursdays. 73 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 You not going to tell me. 74 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 You not going to tell me. 75 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:52,000 You cannot kidnap me on a Thursday when real sex on. 76 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 I'm going straight home. 77 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Instantly. 78 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 I'm going straight home. 79 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Especially when I learn when I got that urge. 80 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Oh, I'm going straight home. 81 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000 You can't tell me nothing. 82 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Mom, what? 83 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Did you uh... 84 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I need some grease. 85 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Why? 86 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Never mind. 87 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 I see the Vaseline. 88 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 What the hell you doing with Vaseline? 89 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Man, I'm still here trying to... 90 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 She come up and I got everything over her. 91 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Glazed down. 92 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,000 From chest to from her neck on down. 93 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Like I'm going to sleep and slide. 94 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Come on, I tell myself, what the fuck is you doing? 95 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 I say nothing. 96 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Then the bridge water baddie. 97 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 BT uncut come on it's two o'clock. 98 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 I'm sleeping fucking school with. 99 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,000 I done cost her two bed shows. 100 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 And then hookers on the point. 101 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Like, that for real. 102 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 That was my favorite shit. 103 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 I was like, I wonder how they be out there. 104 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 And nobody ain't going to kidnap them. 105 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 And then you see them in the car just going up and down. 106 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Up and down. 107 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,000 I was like, oh, you getting it in? 108 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 I had a VCR back then. 109 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,000 I used to record mine. 110 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:10,000 I used to have to make my poem before I found my mama's stash. 111 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 But if I was being kidnapped, 112 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,000 you couldn't kidnap me on no Thursday. 113 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:21,000 My two days you can kidnap me on is a Friday on a doing a test. 114 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:25,000 It's Friday, Tuesday. 115 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:29,000 And you can kidnap me Sunday before I go to church. 116 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Because I couldn't stand the pastor. 117 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 I ain't lying. 118 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 You can kidnap me. 119 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Don't kidnap me because I'm going to cry and complain the whole time. 120 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Like as a grown man now though? 121 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Like as a grown person now? 122 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 You feel like... 123 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 I'm too old to be getting fucking kidnapped. 124 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 You feel like you too old? 125 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Who the fuck wants to kidnap me and why? 126 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Like, you'd be wondering like... 127 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Like, how do you target a person, just a random ass person, 128 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 and say, oh, I feel like kidnapping this person? 129 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Nah, this is the crazy thing. 130 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 They kidnap the skinniest people though. 131 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 They don't never go after the ones that got there. 132 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 They can't wait. 133 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,000 They can't wait. 134 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,000 They don't never go after it. 135 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Because it's going to take them too long to get them in the van. 136 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,000 They're going to be seen. 137 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Oh my God. 138 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 It ain't even that. 139 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 You get you going to stick figures, this is snatch and go. 140 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:26,000 I don't think picking niggas up and running like a broomstick. 141 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 You can grab that nigga hard ass. 142 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,000 But us BBWs... 143 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Like bro, I be wondering like... 144 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:37,000 It's going to take more than two men to pick our asses up. 145 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 And try to put us in that van. 146 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 And that's the trip that thing. 147 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:44,000 It be one motherfucker that be sitting there watching. 148 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 And he watching, he be like, I got to... 149 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 They be like, that's your target right there. 150 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 He be like, man, I'm a little bit about one... 151 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 I know I'm about like 160. 152 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,000 She a little bit about 350. 153 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Oh, she finna whoop yo ass. 154 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 And that's the crazy thing. 155 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Like, y'all don't never pick on them. 156 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Y'all always want to pick on them. 157 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,000 The ones that you know you can get away with. 158 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 You know if you hit... 159 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 You know one thing about it. 160 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 You can't pick them up and run. 161 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Or you can't do a run. 162 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 But run a snatch with that ass, can't it? 163 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 No, you cannot. 164 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 But us niggas, you can keep... 165 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 You can run and just pick us up on the way. 166 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,000 To the van. 167 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 You ain't got to stop. 168 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Just uh and keep going. 169 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Got him. 170 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 That's the whole thing. 171 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Like, I don't understand. 172 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 I know a lot of people out here be like... 173 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Why is they making... 174 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,000 It's not making fun of nothing. 175 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Because we know it's a lot of people out there... 176 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Yeah, it's a lot of people out there that's getting kicked out. 177 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 We not just thinking certain people out. 178 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Period. 179 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 You know? 180 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 We just saying... 181 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 If you was in there predicting me... 182 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Yo. 183 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Like... 184 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Cause I know y'all seen those TikTok videos where... 185 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 That was like... 186 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 That's me if I was kidding out. 187 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 You know, but, therefore, if you was in there predicting me... 188 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Think to yourself... 189 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 What would you do? 190 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 What would you do? 191 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Me? 192 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 As a... 193 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Like, I ain't gonna lie. 194 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Now, if I was a female... 195 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:17,000 I got a brick in my purse at all times. 196 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,000 And once I slain that bitch... 197 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Fuck off! 198 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Bitch, you gonna get a... 199 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:27,000 Bitch, I'm gonna bust your head to the white meat on God. 200 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Like, I tell them... 201 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:32,000 See that y'all trying to go to martial art classes and all this shit. 202 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Self-defense classes. 203 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 You got pistol in your purse. 204 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 You gotta reach in your purse. 205 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,000 You got to learn some type of street smart. 206 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 It ain't no street smart. 207 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 It's just regular shit. 208 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Or common sense. 209 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 It's mainly common sense. 210 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Common sense shit. 211 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Think about it. 212 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:52,000 If you sit here... 213 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:59,000 And I'll never say... 214 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 If you sit here and I'll never say, God damn it... 215 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:06,000 You just say one day you just pick up a brick. 216 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Put it in your purse. 217 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Walk with it. 218 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 Old women stay with bricks in their purse. 219 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,000 That's why they stay with bricks. 220 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Because if you came over there and you touched them... 221 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 They gonna cluck your ass inside the head. 222 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,000 You gonna have one of them little cartoon nights, bruh. 223 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,000 They gonna cut up. 224 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:23,000 It's gonna... 225 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 You don't want to have one of them May nights... 226 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Because them May nights don't go the fuck down. 227 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 But... 228 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Man, if I was a female, bruh... 229 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,000 For one, fuck that mace. 230 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Two, fuck that God damn gun. 231 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 I'm finna wrap your empty gun in the purse. 232 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Let it go off in that bitch. 233 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Oh, she killed him on one swing. 234 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 You a bad... 235 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Do you know you gonna be the most baddest motherfucker in your town... 236 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:59,000 If you can't sling a purse and kill a motherfucker with a pistol in it. 237 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 And the motherfucker... 238 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:05,000 And they can't tell you that the fucked up thing is your pistol. 239 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:09,000 So if you sling that motherfucker, you shoot and you kill somebody... 240 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,000 How can you get charged with murder with that? 241 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,000 That's a hard crime. 242 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Did you see her shooting? 243 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,000 No, she slung her bag. 244 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Was the gun pointed out the bag? 245 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 No, sir. 246 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:31,000 She slung her bag. 247 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 I'm gonna tell you something. 248 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Kidnapping a man... 249 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 You gotta be... 250 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,000 To kidnap a man, bruh... 251 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 You gotta have a female. 252 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,000 You gotta be a set up for him. 253 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,000 A female has to be involved. 254 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Dope has to be involved or some other men have to be involved to kidnap his ass. 255 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Hey, we finna go to the South Side House. 256 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Who? 257 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000 Tasha, the big booty freak. 258 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Oh, shit, here I come. 259 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:08,000 By the time you get over there, soon Tasha get ready to bend over and show you that ass. 260 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Then I'm gonna put a bag over your head. 261 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 It's dark in here. 262 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 I know. 263 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Shut the fuck up and get in the van. 264 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Man, you think I don't plan... 265 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 I'm like one of them motherfuckers. 266 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 I really, bruh... 267 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000 I will sit there and kidnap me. 268 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000 I'm gonna have a bum scrapped in me. 269 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:35,000 We finna die today. 270 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Press the button! 271 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Yo, press the button! 272 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Nah, press the goddamn button! 273 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 You hear what she say. 274 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 I said, what? 275 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 That's how I am. 276 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Say what? 277 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Nigga, tell y'all I won't press this button. 278 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 I had a... 279 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,000 But I guarantee that motherfuckers will jump out that car. 280 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Out that van while they be still going. 281 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:09,000 And the only thing I'm gonna say is, whew, take off my child, Tasha. 282 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 I'm like, dude. 283 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Motherfucker's gonna be like, how you escape? 284 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 The news interviewing me at all. 285 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,000 Shit, thanks to my little boy Vance. 286 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000 Shit. 287 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Tell everybody, go get you one. 288 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Don't it look real? 289 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 Don't it look real? 290 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 It really do. 291 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,000 I told them to press the button. 292 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 They ain't wanna press the button. 293 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 So they jump that. 294 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:38,000 I heard them took that motherfucker out. 295 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Ooh. 296 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 You kinda feeling tight up there. 297 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Choking my wiki tube. 298 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Hey, have you ever wanted to kidnap an ex? 299 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 Yeah. 300 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,000 I'm talking about... 301 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:03,000 Bro, if I could, I'd kidnap that bitch from the third grade. 302 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Oh my God, why? 303 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 If I ever see her again. 304 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Bitch, you broke my heart. 305 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 You made me a stoned bitch. 306 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 You made me miss out on love now I know. 307 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,000 From third grade to I was 32. 308 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Wait, 31. 309 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,000 You killed me. 310 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,000 If I ever see you again. 311 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Bitch, I'm gonna give you a hug and choke the shit out of you. 312 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Like, what am I... 313 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,000 You know you can't put your hands on that woman. 314 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Who? 315 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Shit, I ain't gonna hit her. 316 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 You know what you gotta do though, son. 317 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 What, daddy? 318 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,000 You gotta choke that woman. 319 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000 I gotta what? 320 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:58,000 You gotta choke that woman. 321 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 But don't leave your hand, princess. 322 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 That's your life, Scandic. 323 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 What you supposed to do? 324 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,000 That's your life, Scandic. 325 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000 And she got long hair. 326 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000 You hit her in the head. 327 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 I say, you a... 328 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Boy, you going to jail. 329 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,000 That motherfucker gonna send your ass to jail. 330 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:26,000 But there for real though, if I can kidnap an ex, I'll kidnap the one from the third grade. 331 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000 I should've kidnapped her ass in the third grade. 332 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Oh wow. 333 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:34,000 You gonna leave me for the nigga with the bigger cookie? 334 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Nah, hoe, you don't leave me for no cookie. 335 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Leave me for a chocolate milk. 336 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:43,000 Let me at least know my fucking value, bruh. 337 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,000 I mean less than a carton of chocolate milk. 338 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Man, you know chocolate milk is the motherfucking goat in a motherfucking school building. 339 00:15:54,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Everybody from Asian, black, white, love chocolate milk. 340 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Tell me a motherfucker that didn't do it. 341 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:07,000 You, if you wanted to get a kid back, if you wanted to kidnap a kid back in the 90s, 342 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:12,000 a motherfucker just had to have a chocolate yoo-hoo. 343 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Oh my, a chocolate yoo-hoo. 344 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Chocolate milk, you could kidnap a kid back in the 90s. 345 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Chocolate milk and two, what them candies was? 346 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:35,000 Them butterscotch's your grandma had. 347 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000 I would've had butterscotch's too. 348 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:44,000 I don't have none of that. 349 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:52,000 My grandma had a bowl of butterscotch. 350 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,000 I sat there one day and got high. 351 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 I went through the whole bowl. 352 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 I told grandma, you might have them motherfuckers. 353 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 I was selling them. 354 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Still taste the same? 355 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:11,000 She want to taste it like the bowl. 356 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:16,000 I knew that shit would be too long. 357 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Man, she tried to give a nigga peppermint in church. 358 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 I don't want this shit. 359 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Give me a butterscotch. 360 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000 I'll kidnap this shit. 361 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 I'll kidnap your head, grandma. 362 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,000 Give me a butterscotch, old one. 363 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Yeah, I got one. 364 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:38,000 I got a couple people I want to kidnap. 365 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 For different reasons though. 366 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,000 I ain't gonna laugh. 367 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Like, I got a story, but I don't got a story. 368 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000 But I got a story. 369 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Which one is it? 370 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Shit, ooh. 371 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:10,000 The people wants to know. 372 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:20,000 I said, the time we pulled up and snatched my granddad up in the car. 373 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:25,000 I snatched his ass out the wheelchair and put him in the car. 374 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:29,000 I dumped his ass in the trunk and rolled off. 375 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000 We were some bad kids, man. 376 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,000 I was a bad kid, but we did some funny shit. 377 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000 My granddad, I was the person that was talking shit. 378 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:47,000 He was like, if a motherfucker ever roll up on me, I said, shit, what you gonna do, roll up back? 379 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000 You know what I'm saying? 380 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 He was like, nah. 381 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,000 He always had that pussy long. 382 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,000 One day I said, I'm gonna try that ass. 383 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 He gonna shoot you. 384 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,000 I was like, I don't believe it. 385 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Man, bruh. 386 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 I was like, this is what I was doing. 387 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:19,000 I said, me and my cousin Fleet, we jumped out. 388 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:23,000 We went around, we smacked around the block. 389 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,000 I was like, whooo, drove around that bit like at least one or two times. 390 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Scoped the scene out. 391 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,000 All right, grandma on the front porch. 392 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Granddad right there by the driveway as usual looking for the bill, man. 393 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 I said, all right, cool, big. 394 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 All right, big. 395 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:48,000 So we drove, hit that last time, we just said, all right, I'll put that ski, we put the little ski mask on. 396 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000 You know, we cut the holes in the ski mask. 397 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 We had lime green. 398 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:58,000 I mean, we had lime green, lime orange, lime yellow. 399 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 We were like fucking highlighters. 400 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Oh my gosh. 401 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Man, y'all look like some markers. 402 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,000 Y'all know them black markers that come up in like 60 something pegs. 403 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:25,000 That's how we jumped out with the tip, but you know, the tip, the color. 404 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Man, so, man, I say it was so funny, but it felt real at that moment to us because we, you know, that's how we learned about snatching the motherfucker up. 405 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Man. 406 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:47,000 That nigga too much time to round out. He got the mail. We pull it. 407 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:58,000 We hit the curve like it was a motherfucking Saturday on a Friday, a Saturday night going into a goddamn. 408 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Shit. A Friday night of the next weekend. 409 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:20,000 That nigga wants to stand there. 410 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Oh shit. 411 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:31,000 He's trying to roll it, but fucking chair out the way, bro. 412 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,000 He couldn't one. He can roll fast enough though. 413 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,000 We called it there. 414 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:43,000 Well, it was so fucking we put another highlighter mask over his face. 415 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:47,000 I can't see. 416 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000 I'm gonna kill y'all about it when I said, 417 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Oh, I'm just a fucker. 418 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:10,000 He realized that when I was in the gas can you hear the poop come out there. 419 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:28,000 I said, you got to shit on. 420 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Man, man, pop up by the whole glass. 421 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:41,000 What to God. 422 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:49,000 I said, shut the fuck up. 423 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:59,000 And we slam the trunks. I know he fully cheated on himself. 424 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:15,000 I was sitting there crying, but I knew in his heart. 425 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:23,000 I can't say nothing. 426 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:30,000 I can't say nothing. 427 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000 My grandmother went in the house. I'm talking about like shit. 428 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 I have. 429 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 My granddad always said that bitch. 430 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,000 That bitch leave me for. 431 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:46,000 And my grandmama always left the nigga for dead. 432 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Like she didn't call no police. 433 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:53,000 She was like, I'm gonna go get my brother. 434 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000 I'm gonna go back up in the house. 435 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 You about like nightfall. 436 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Like you know what? 437 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 I was in the storm. 438 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 So we get them out of the trunk. 439 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:15,000 But my cousin threw that. 440 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000 I was like, I don't know what I'm talking about. 441 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000 My brother said that. 442 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000 I don't think I can say what you got. 443 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000 This is your heart. 444 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,000 I said, I'm gonna stay away from you. 445 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:30,000 I might be next. 446 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:35,000 We never did no more kidnapping. 447 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:39,000 I promise you. 448 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:46,000 I'm gonna go get my brother. 449 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 I'm gonna go get my brother. 450 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Like I said, 451 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000 we know how to have fun. 452 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 And nobody gets mad with each other for doing it. 453 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 Like my granddad, he will piss. 454 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000 But he will piss because. 455 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000 My cousin. 456 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000 And. 457 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000 And. 458 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000 And. 459 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000 And. 460 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 And. 461 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000 The trunk. 462 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Like. 463 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:09,000 I said, oh, I know he's shitty every little piece of shit. 464 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,000 What did he say when he found out it was. 465 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,000 This is how you find out what. 466 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 So my auntie go around there. 467 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 And say. 468 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:24,000 And say, I just saw some highlighters running inside. 469 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000 Running inside Colleen house. 470 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000 I see. 471 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:33,000 And. 472 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000 I don't think my. 473 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Grandmama say. 474 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000 It was. 475 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Pull up. 476 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000 But I didn't know who it was. 477 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:48,000 I went now. 478 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000 My granddad. 479 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 I see. 480 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000 I see the nigga with a pink mask. 481 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,000 I said, fuck, he spotted me. 482 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000 Man. 483 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 But he said. 484 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 So they made everybody come in. 485 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Remember, we had. 486 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000 We did. 487 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,000 They we. 488 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Tone in. 489 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000 Everybody like do a robbery voice. 490 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000 The robber voice. 491 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000 We have. 492 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Everybody. 493 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000 The niggas. 494 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Get your ass in the trunk. 495 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:29,000 I'm going to. 496 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,000 And they said, bitch, you dropped me in that. 497 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 I thought he was going to be mad about the trunk. 498 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:40,000 The man about the guy. 499 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000 I said, you let it. 500 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000 So. 501 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 You threw your hands in that hard. 502 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:50,000 And still. 503 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 You're going to be in the trunk. 504 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 And you're going to be in the trunk. 505 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Oh, my God. 506 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000 We have some stories, man. 507 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Like there was some shit. 508 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,000 Like. 509 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000 Like. 510 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000 You got to have fun. 511 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000 Like don't take it overboard. 512 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000 And don't let nobody. 513 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,000 No. 514 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000 They're going to take this shit serious. 515 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Cause they probably got some against that granddad. 516 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Grandparents. 517 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Mama, dad. 518 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 I don't know. 519 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000 We'll get nobody like. 520 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:25,000 I was scared. 521 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:32,000 On my. 522 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,000 I was crying. 523 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:45,000 I'm like. 524 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:52,000 That will make grandma. 525 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,000 She came. 526 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:58,000 She said she came down and she sat down next to me and she said. 527 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:06,000 I'm going to kill. 528 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000 You said she. 529 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Yeah. 530 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:15,000 We got no legs. 531 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000 I cried. 532 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000 Well, crying now. 533 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,000 I'm still crying. 534 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000 I'm still crying. 535 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:23,000 Oh. 536 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:28,000 I'm still crying. 537 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,000 But I would like my all time favorite kidnap story of my family. 538 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Can we do my sister too? 539 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000 My sister. 540 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:39,000 Everybody. 541 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Everybody. 542 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000 But she's on. 543 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000 I don't want to deal with my cousin. 544 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000 Yeah. 545 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000 And that's the same one. 546 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:53,000 I don't want to deal with my cousin. 547 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 He's been waiting to snatch his ass. 548 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000 That man came from behind. 549 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:01,000 Come on. 550 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000 It's nasty. 551 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 I said, oh, shit. 552 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 Damn. 553 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000 I will cry. 554 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:14,000 I don't remember the nigga face and how his face is special looking like how a nigga getting 555 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000 his ass beat bad. 556 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000 I was like, my brother was crying. 557 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:22,000 My brother was like, I ain't never seen a nigga snatch a nigga ass up. 558 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 To this day, I was like, dude. 559 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000 God rest my. 560 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,000 God like devil rest in peace granddaddy. 561 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:35,000 If you were here and you was on my podcast, I know your ass would have sat here and been 562 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,000 like, I still want to kill that motherfucker to this day. 563 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,000 And he was like, well, that man choked the shit out of that man. 564 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,000 That man literally grabbed that man. 565 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:51,000 Like he was like he was just an unknown nigga in the street. 566 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Like he was like, we didn't even know this man. 567 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Like he ain't our granddaddy. 568 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Fuck him. 569 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 He didn't go fuck this kid. 570 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:07,000 He was real. 571 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Shut the fuck up. 572 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000 Oh, man. 573 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000 And he snapped that trunk. 574 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:20,000 I heard a piece of shit did come out. 575 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:25,000 Man, I'm trying to tell you like people won't buy. 576 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:39,000 Like if I was like, I do if you're going to do something like they have fun with it, but don't take it overboard and make sure it's OK with the people that you can have fun with. 577 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000 Like if you're going to do a skit with it, do a skit with it. 578 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 I don't care. 579 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000 But make it fun. 580 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000 You know, make it fun. 581 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Don't make it like it's real. 582 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 You got to make it like it's real. 583 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:56,000 But you can't just, you know, take the actions real like my cousin did. 584 00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,000 That nigga like, he threw his ass in the trunk. 585 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:05,000 That nigga dropped it like he was like a piece of paper going to the ground. 586 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 But it went like a pick and pull like that. 587 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:13,000 If you threw a rock, just say you had the rock in your hand and you automatically just let it go like this. 588 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,000 That's how they motherfucking let my granddaddy go. 589 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:20,000 I don't think he hit it. 590 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:24,000 I said he's shitting on himself. 591 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:30,000 We getting there, we ride around like I said, Auntie dirty ass snitch on them. 592 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 Everybody was looking for them. 593 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000 They just saw that chest. 594 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:39,000 They just saw the wheelchair turn backwards and that one wheel spinning. 595 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:43,000 That nigga was like, I'm talking about. 596 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,000 And then when I went home around like his hand got stuck or something in it. 597 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 He snatched the shit out of that man. 598 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:54,000 I don't even talk to that nigga. 599 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:59,000 I don't even talk to my kid like to this day. 600 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:08,000 Like I talked to him like a couple years afterward, but he did some bad shit and went to jail for life and shit. 601 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,000 But to this day, you wrong for this shit. 602 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,000 If you ever listen to the podcast, you wrong for this shit. 603 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 God, you going. 604 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 But you got to go to hell. 605 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,000 It's a special spot for you. 606 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000 You snatched up an old person. 607 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:32,000 You snatched that nigga like he was 21. 608 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,000 Snatched that nigga like he was a teenager. 609 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000 Come on, little nigga. 610 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:42,000 You got to be ready to be joded. 611 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:48,000 Snatched his ass up. 612 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,000 Man, I like, bro. 613 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:58,000 If I was all in a wheelchair, just out there and beware. 614 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:03,000 Like put you some put you some motherfucking mirrors on your shit, bro. 615 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000 On God. 616 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 Put you some bricks in your pocket. 617 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Put bricks in your pain leg when you when a motherfucker grab you. 618 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,000 That pain leg on swang and knock you get him somewhere. 619 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,000 You just keep swinging and let that know. 620 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:20,000 I promise you at the end of the day. 621 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,000 Well, like my mom, my mom was a police. 622 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:28,000 My mama kept a motherfucker breaking her purse. 623 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,000 I knew when she swung that bitch to move. 624 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,000 She slapped the shit out of my stepdad with their hoe. 625 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:41,000 I was like, oh, oh, oh, he bleeding. 626 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 Oh, he sleep. 627 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 Oh, she killing him. 628 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000 She killing him. 629 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:50,000 She was beating the shit out of him and he was surprising her. 630 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:55,000 Now, you don't surprise nobody in no motherfucking wheelchair like, boy. 631 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:59,000 He surprised the shit out of my granddaddy, though. 632 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000 He had a motherfucker run up on me. 633 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000 I'm all. 634 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000 Motherfucker ran up on me. 635 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,000 That nigga standing and shitting on his. 636 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 This shit on his. 637 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,000 And he dropped him in the trunk. 638 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,000 And said, shut the fuck up. 639 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 The trunk. 640 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:24,000 I knew he was scared then because he knew that shit was real. 641 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 He didn't know the voice. 642 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 He didn't know that voice. 643 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,000 He don't think he think you won't hear our voice. 644 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000 He heard that nigga. 645 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000 What did he say? 646 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Come on, man. 647 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 That's the answer. 648 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 I don't think you put in the trunk. 649 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Shut the fuck up. 650 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Oh, man. 651 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000 And he left the trunk. 652 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000 I said, that shit. 653 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Oh, I think it is enough for the whole ride. 654 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 I said, man, yeah. 655 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000 Turn the music up. 656 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Cause maybe you're going to kill it. 657 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,000 The fuck you trying to do to mark the granddaddy, bro? 658 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000 The fuck is wrong with you? 659 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,000 The man that played that. 660 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000 Oh, he thought of you. 661 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,000 When we were thinking of the plan, he was thinking of his own fucking plan. 662 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 He said it. 663 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 That nigga said, I ain't going to lie. 664 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000 I was trying to take his ass out. 665 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,000 I said, oh, you a cold nigga. 666 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 Your own granddaddy, bro? 667 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,000 Grandma didn't even trust his ass no more after that. 668 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,000 You couldn't sneak up on nobody. 669 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:34,000 Grandma said the way he snuck up on him and grabbed my head, but I said, chill. 670 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Them little lads just dang. 671 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 Them little lads just going everywhere. 672 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 I was like, oh, put my baby down. 673 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000 And she walked in the house. 674 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:45,000 I said, you couldn't have, baby, because you walked in the house under that. 675 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000 I don't see you got out of hell with nothing. 676 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,000 No police call, no nothing. 677 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 I said, this bitch waiting on me. 678 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 Gone for hours. 679 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Like, he'll be back. 680 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:02,000 How you know? 681 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000 How you know you coming back? 682 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:13,000 Shit, that motherfucker look like she finna go out when we came back. 683 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000 She finna go out for a good time. 684 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000 Man, we're a couple drinks and everything. 685 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 This nigga gone. 686 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000 I'm gonna take back time I make it home. 687 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 I lied that nigga ain't coming back. 688 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:27,000 Now how y'all tell the other shit here, folks? 689 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Man, you think I'm bullshitting, like. 690 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:37,000 My family is the most ridiculous fucking family in the fucking world. 691 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:43,000 I don't, like, I say grandma is probably the best one. 692 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:49,000 Like, the closest thing that it would be to my mama. 693 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 Like, for real. 694 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 Like, grandma. 695 00:36:53,000 --> 00:37:02,000 Grandma and her resemble so much alike. 696 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Grandma say, fuck this shit. 697 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,000 He go. 698 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000 I don't go. 699 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000 I don't go snatching that old bitch too. 700 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,000 I was like, damn. 701 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000 I thought that nigga you need to go get help. 702 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000 For real. 703 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 Like, you need help, nigga. 704 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000 He was trying to snatch that woman. 705 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000 He was finna snatch the shit out of that woman. 706 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000 What the fuck you mean? 707 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,000 He was finna snatch the shit out of our grandma, bro. 708 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000 He didn't give a fuck. 709 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000 Like, that man ain't got no fuck. 710 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 Why though? 711 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:42,000 I felt like this, that man said. 712 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000 I don't know them folks. 713 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,000 They owe me money. 714 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000 My dad's dead. 715 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000 I said, well, you gotta take that old grandma. 716 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,000 That's the one you gotta snatch. 717 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000 He don't know shit about your daddy. 718 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 Because this ain't your daddy. 719 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000 That ain't his son. 720 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Man, that nigga turned around. 721 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000 I said, what the fuck you say, John? 722 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000 I said, man. 723 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,000 You ever been to a graveyard? 724 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 He said, no. 725 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000 I said, no. 726 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000 Why? 727 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000 He said, you want to go? 728 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,000 My bro just looked at him and said, say no. 729 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000 That nigga looked at me and said, no. 730 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 I said, all right. 731 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 I was going to bury his ass alive that night. 732 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000 Oh, wow. 733 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 No, I really was going to take him down there. 734 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000 Because you know, like I told you. 735 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:34,000 Like, where my people from, like, you know, 736 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000 it's called zombie land. 737 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 And zombie land is basically like, 738 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,000 it's basically like, we call it like the land of the dead. 739 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000 Because some motherfucker might be dead. 740 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:52,000 They just don't have, I heard, a heartbeat is a zombie. 741 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,000 People don't believe in, like, real shit like that. 742 00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:00,000 But when you come to over there, people just look at it, 743 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:04,000 look at Port-au-Prince and shit, like it's cool and shit. 744 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 And Port-au-Prince is the biggest city. 745 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000 It's a government city. 746 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,000 But it's more city. 747 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000 It's more town. 748 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,000 It's much bigger than what you think. 749 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000 And some places you can't go. 750 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000 Some places won't let you in. 751 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000 Oh, man. 752 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Crazy. 753 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000 Crazy, y'all. 754 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:43,000 Like, I say, like, what's going on over there now in Haiti? 755 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:49,000 Like, I just tell everybody, please keep, like, 756 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:54,000 you might want to say my family, my partner family, 757 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:58,000 my cousin family, you know what I'm saying? 758 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Like, keep them in, keep them in y'all prayers, man. 759 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000 It's a political, it's a political thing. 760 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000 And every one person want control of everything, 761 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:14,000 and control the whole, you know. 762 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000 But it ain't worth it, man. 763 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Like I say, bro, just pray for everybody that's over there. 764 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,000 On top of that, I know this been a wild, 765 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:31,000 like this one been a wild one, especially the story about my granddaddy. 766 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,000 Yeah. 767 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,000 I know y'all are going to be like, this is a must-laugh one right here. 768 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000 I said I was going to make y'all one that was going to, like, 769 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:45,000 make sure y'all, like, laugh hard as fuck because I know y'all are. 770 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000 So we going to come here, you know. 771 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,000 We going to take a little break. 772 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000 Nah, we ain't going to take no break. 773 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 Yeah, we might take a break. 774 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000 We ain't going to take no break tonight. 775 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:05,000 We going to try to 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