1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,720 This is All In All Fam. 2 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:25,760 Starring King Josh and Queen E. 3 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:26,280 What's good? 4 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:27,280 What's good? 5 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:30,760 Family. 6 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,720 This your boy King Josh. 7 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,400 And I'm Queen E. 8 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:39,280 And you tuned in to another episode of All In All Fam. 9 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:44,680 And this episode topic is going to be juicy. 10 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:45,960 How juicy? 11 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:50,680 I'm talking about juicy, not like juicy. 12 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:51,960 Juicy fruit. 13 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,440 I ain't talking about juicy fruit. 14 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:59,560 So it's going to be a topic where you can sit here and think 15 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,920 of your ideal. 16 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:04,400 What is your ideal, mate? 17 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,800 We're going to hit on topics like, 18 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:11,600 what are some of the traits that you look for in your ideal, 19 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,920 mate, your perfect mate? 20 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:23,960 What do you feel that that person has to bring value 21 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:26,920 to be that perfect mate? 22 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:37,120 And the most famous question that they always ask, 23 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:42,200 do the sex have to be good with the perfect mate? 24 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:46,880 Let's get into it, people. 25 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:51,560 So let's get real, y'all. 26 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:55,120 Ain't one person on this earth, they're not perfect. 27 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,480 We all know that. 28 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,960 But let's just think about it in our head, 29 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:05,080 like what we would imagine our perfect person would be like. 30 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,840 The perfect person. 31 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:07,320 Hmm. 32 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:12,080 A woman to shut the fuck up. 33 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:13,720 I'm talking about never talk. 34 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,680 She can't talk, period. 35 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,120 I don't think she could do it. 36 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,120 Mm-hmm. 37 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,120 Mm-mm. 38 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,480 Just agree and disagree? 39 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,000 That's it. 40 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,280 That's all a motherfucker can do. 41 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,280 That would be the perfect mate for me. 42 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:25,280 No talk back. 43 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,680 No talk back. 44 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,320 No attitude. 45 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,080 No need. 46 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,240 I'm talking about just, you know, 47 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,040 just the perfect person. 48 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:38,040 No talk back, no attitude, no need, no time out. 49 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:43,320 Just like I can sit here and get a remote and just mute her ass. 50 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,600 Like that would be my perfect mate. 51 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:49,040 I think I want to do AI. 52 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,040 They building motherfuckers like that, ain't they? 53 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,560 Oh my gosh. 54 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,040 Yeah. 55 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:59,040 I want to see, can I replace my girl with an AI girl? 56 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,320 The same replica. 57 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,040 The same person, but just a robot. 58 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,440 But I'm really worried about this. 59 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:09,640 It's the, I ain't never had sex with a mechanical machine before. 60 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:11,640 Are you ready for that type of shit? 61 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:14,640 I don't know what type of mechanical machine that is. 62 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,240 I don't know. 63 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,840 There might be a decoy. 64 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:21,040 I don't know if I got to put oil in it or what. 65 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,440 Put some transmission fluid in it or what. 66 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:27,040 I don't know. 67 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,040 I have no fucking idea. 68 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,040 I don't know where it at. 69 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,040 I'm willing to try. 70 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,040 You go try. 71 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,040 I'm willing to try. 72 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,040 You know? 73 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,040 You know? 74 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,040 I'm still thinking about that oil. 75 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,040 The oil price is up, man. 76 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,040 And then what about she run off gas? 77 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,040 God damn, man. 78 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,040 You got to put gas in her and gas in the car. 79 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,040 God damn. 80 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,040 That's premium hotty day. 81 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,040 Somebody finna get unleaded. 82 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:03,040 Nobody finna fucking get unleaded. 83 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,040 But let's jump into it though, people. 84 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:11,040 What would be the traits of your perfect mate? 85 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,040 Could that mate be goofy? 86 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:17,040 Some women love goofy men. 87 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,040 Some men love goofy women. 88 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:25,040 I don't think I want my perfect mate to be just no 89 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:33,040 motherfucking, what they call it, no bossy bitch. 90 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:37,040 I don't want that. 91 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,040 We got to be there. 92 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,040 We got to get there. 93 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,040 I don't want that. 94 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,040 I want that. 95 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,040 What time it is? 96 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,040 Nah, we got another hour. 97 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,040 We'll let it lay right down. 98 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:55,040 A perfect person should be not even thought of. 99 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:59,040 It should be like a connection that you have with another 100 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:03,040 person that that connection can be perfect. 101 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,040 I can say connection can be perfect. 102 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:09,040 Because I don't think the, because you got to look at it. 103 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:13,040 Think about if you a regular motherfucker and you try to go 104 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:17,040 get this perfect woman or perfect man. 105 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:21,040 They traits are way fucking different from yours. 106 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:25,040 You ain't got no 50, you ain't got no 401k. 107 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:29,040 You ain't got $100,000 in the bank. 108 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:35,040 Damn, you got $146 in the bank. 109 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,040 You know? 110 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:41,040 But what about if that person has a goofy trait though? 111 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:45,040 What about if that person has a business mind trait? 112 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:49,040 What about if that person has a, you know, he has an attraction 113 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:55,040 where his attraction just hits the light or her attraction hits 114 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,040 the light? 115 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:04,040 Or what about if it's just that perfect night, that one perfect 116 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,040 one night stand that just hit it off? 117 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,040 You want to see what this person more about? 118 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:15,040 That will be hard, man. 119 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:18,040 You a regular person, a regular person run up on you? 120 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:21,040 Like, I ain't going to lie. 121 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:27,040 This picture of a regular person like you high maintenance, 122 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,040 a regular person run up on you. 123 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,040 Hey, me lady, what's up, baby? 124 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:36,040 What's your line? 125 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:40,040 You tell them, you tell them, Pam. 126 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:45,040 All of a sudden, he say, my name's Jerome. 127 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:50,040 I think a nigga named Jerome, you better get the fuck away from. 128 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:53,040 Jerome's in the house. 129 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,040 Jerome had a gold tooth. 130 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,040 Remember those niggas in the 70s with the gold tooth? 131 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:01,040 I want to ask mama about the niggas in the 70s about the gold 132 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,040 tooth. 133 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:07,040 That's going to be the next episode, the 70s, the difference 134 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:13,040 between the 70s and 80s and 90s. 135 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,040 Yeah. 136 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:19,040 But at the same time, though, how would you feel, how would you 137 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:24,040 react to a regular person if that person is not like your 138 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:27,040 perfect, like he is your perfect person or she is your perfect 139 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:32,040 person, but that person is regular? 140 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:35,040 Like traits, do traits matter? 141 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:38,040 Because I ain't going to laugh. 142 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:44,040 The old saying is, if you make a smile, you got them. 143 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:49,040 These days, the trade is, if you got some money, you got them. 144 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:52,040 A motherfucker ain't trying to, you can make a motherfucker smile 145 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,040 and she still ain't staring your ass. 146 00:07:55,040 --> 00:08:01,040 It's about that dollar, dollar bill, y'all. 147 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:05,040 Like dollar bill say, I need my money. 148 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:08,040 My money. 149 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:14,040 But now, though, like for real, like you had to be goofy. 150 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:18,040 You had to have like a sensitive side, like all the way sensitive. 151 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,040 You can't be hard 24-7. 152 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:25,040 Like that's what, that'll make me feel like I'm staying with two, 153 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:28,040 like if I'm the nigga, I see the nigga. 154 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:32,040 See how I go put on the mu-mu? 155 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:36,040 The way she talking to me, I feel like I'm a little hoe around here. 156 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,040 I don't want that type of female. 157 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:41,040 Like if you got to make me feel like a little hoe around here, 158 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:43,040 like, hey, bitch, come here. 159 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:46,040 Like, damn, bitch, bitch, what? 160 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,040 Hold on, that's my job. 161 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,040 No, don't do that. 162 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:53,040 I don't want to feel like the hoe in the house. 163 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:56,040 Like, you got some motherfuckers in there that like, 164 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:59,040 they got, they got that just creep. 165 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:02,040 They just dug out, they just got that creep. 166 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,040 Like, I ain't gonna lie. 167 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:09,040 I dated a chick from California one time. 168 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:12,040 I was scared for my life. 169 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,040 I dated a woman from Chicago. 170 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:17,040 I think that's the most scary, because she kept saying, hey, Joe. 171 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,040 I'm like, who the fuck Joe is? 172 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:22,040 Where Joe is? 173 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,040 I'm looking for Joe. 174 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,040 She talking about something. 175 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,040 I'm about to pass her a cigarette. 176 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,040 She say, no, Joe. 177 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,040 You trying to get, I don't smoke, Joe. 178 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,040 I'm like, what the fuck is you talking about? 179 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,040 Don't holler at me. 180 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,040 And who the fuck is Joe? 181 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,040 I don't know. 182 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,040 Like, that's the little word they use up there. 183 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,040 That's the slang. 184 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,040 That's slang. 185 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:48,040 But I think the most scariest woman ever is a woman from New York. 186 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,040 She would cut this shit at you. 187 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,040 Word. 188 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,040 Like word. 189 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,040 Mother. 190 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:55,040 Like word to mother. 191 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,040 Son. 192 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:57,040 B. 193 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,040 Catch me on the block, yo. 194 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:01,040 Like, I want to, I want to go up there and fuck with y'all. 195 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,040 Because I like y'all fucking slang. 196 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:08,040 I just don't want to be around the hard ass women that got this slang. 197 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,040 Because I don't want to feel like no little bitch around them. 198 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,040 Because I ain't, I don't want no, hey yo son, come here. 199 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,040 Yo, come here son. 200 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:17,040 I don't want to hear that. 201 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:21,040 Like, I don't want no woman to sit here and say, hey yo son, come here son. 202 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,040 Hey yo, yo B. 203 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,040 I don't, if I got to hear that bro, I'm going to keep walking. 204 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,040 Because I feel like you been in streets for like 30 years. 205 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:32,040 And you a big drug dealer and I'm going to run away from you. 206 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,040 I'm a guy like, you done stabbed a couple niggas. 207 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,040 You robbed a couple niggas. 208 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:38,040 Like, I'm going to feel that way. 209 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:41,040 That's why I say like, I'm supposed to come up, like we supposed to come up that way. 210 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,040 For my sister and mate. 211 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,040 But I don't know if I'm going to go. 212 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,040 Because, you know, I love my little sister. 213 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:50,040 But hey, I ain't get no money. 214 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:55,040 I got to spend money to go goddamn get nothing. 215 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:58,040 That's the Y2 model. 216 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:02,040 But I want to go up there. 217 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:06,040 But I don't want to hear, hey yo B. 218 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,040 That's your man yo. 219 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:10,040 Come here B. 220 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:14,040 Motherfucker, motherfucker be up there goddamn like. 221 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,040 Who they talking to? 222 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,040 Who? 223 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,040 I know they ain't talking to me. 224 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:25,040 Man, hey Ju, I don't play the, who is the Ju B? 225 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,040 I don't want the Ju. 226 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:30,040 When they get to that sound right there, I'm running. 227 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:37,040 Because I feel like, I watch a lot of black in New York. 228 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,040 I want to go get tatted by them motherfuckers. 229 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:42,040 Me too, but they seem a little expensive. 230 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:46,040 That might be expensive, but it worth it. 231 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:49,040 Yeah, to be tatted by a famous person, yeah. 232 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:52,040 I wouldn't call her famous, I just call him a celebrity. 233 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,040 Yeah. 234 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,040 Because he ain't got his name on a walk of fame yet. 235 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,040 No. 236 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,040 But he doing the bid though, he got a lot of business. 237 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:03,040 And he kind of having hole troubles every season. 238 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,040 He ain't no kinder, he is. 239 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,040 Like nigga, you can't keep your holes in check. 240 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,040 How can you be a hole yourself if you can't keep your holes in check? 241 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,040 And that's another question. 242 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:17,040 If your perfect mate is a whore, what do you do about that? 243 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:21,040 Like this is your soul mate, but this soul mate is a hoe. 244 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,040 What is you going to do about that? 245 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:28,040 I don't do about that, like that's like what, like the trait that's in you, 246 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:34,040 like if that's your perfect person, like how do you approach that 247 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:41,040 and try to turn that shit to like a housewife, a househusband? 248 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:46,040 Do you think it's possible to turn the hoe into a housewife? 249 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,040 Kevin Gaye said he did. 250 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,040 Anything possible. 251 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:54,040 Shit, motherfucka married Instagram models nowadays. 252 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,040 Shit, them hoe hold anything. 253 00:12:56,040 --> 00:13:00,040 Shit, you go through an Instagram model phone. 254 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:04,040 I had one Instagram model I talked to in my life, 255 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:07,040 and I don't know why the fuck she was talking to me. 256 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:11,040 Maybe because I did have a Hellify pool party though. 257 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,040 Maybe. 258 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,040 I did though. 259 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,040 I did that pool party. 260 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:21,040 That was the biggest one, like before the one that y'all seen at Blue Sky. 261 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,040 I believe that's what they go for. 262 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,040 These women, they go for the promoters, 263 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:28,040 not the employees under the promoters. 264 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,040 They go for the promoters. 265 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:33,040 I mean, I put on my flyer. 266 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:36,040 You know, I ain't never thought she was going to come. 267 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:40,040 But I put on my flyer, she came, and we tried to talk, we hooking up, 268 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:46,040 and she was like, see, I got, I'm like, damn, this bitch got boogies. 269 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,040 She got everybody in her phone. 270 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,040 God damn, this bitch a hoe. 271 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:54,040 How much that pussy is? 272 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:58,040 I looked, she bust out laughing. 273 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:03,040 But she gave a price, and I'm like, baby, before I even pay this, baby, 274 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:07,040 I'm going to put down on a whole new car. 275 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:10,040 That's two cars. 276 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,040 Oh, she want a dome. 277 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,040 She want a dome. 278 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:17,040 I say, damn, that's like a, I say, that's a fucking, I say, 279 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,040 Instagram is just escorts. 280 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,040 Pretty much. 281 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:25,040 But then I think about it now, someone promoting their business, 282 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,040 someone got real business on the side now. 283 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:31,040 Not just OnlyFans, they got real businesses. 284 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,040 Yeah. 285 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:38,040 Well, hey, that's another question, could you date, could your perfect person 286 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:43,040 be on OnlyFans, and how could you handle that trait? 287 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,040 No. 288 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,040 No. 289 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,040 No. 290 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:51,040 She selling pussy for $6, she gots to go with me. 291 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,040 No. 292 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,040 What that nigga say on Facebook. 293 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,040 Man, $6.99? 294 00:14:56,040 --> 00:15:00,040 I know that pussy more word, it's more than that. 295 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,040 You lying to yourself. 296 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,040 $6.99? 297 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:10,040 We ain't talking about, no, $699, we talking about $6.99. 298 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:15,040 Now, if you just doing that, and you ain't, well, I'm going to tell you something. 299 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:20,040 If you sell yourself for lower these days, I think the whole price is going to 300 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,040 went up. 301 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,040 Yeah. 302 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,040 I don't think nobody taking that $40 these days like that. 303 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,040 No. 304 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,040 That's gotta be. 305 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,040 Unless it's just something quick. 306 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,040 Maybe. 307 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:29,040 Shit'll quit. 308 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,040 Maybe. 309 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,040 Quick. 310 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,040 Then they go아 They gone take that money. 311 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,040 They can take it all and they got you already. 312 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,040 What that retrozzarella goes in, you know, I get that from, you know. 313 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,040 They schleよ. 314 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,040 That's shit. 315 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,040 Whatever drink,��now back to fucked leg. 316 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:42,040 preço loco, $4. 317 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:57,740 I mean, it has got to run through the 318 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,040 money. 319 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:03,040 I said, you're killing me. 320 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,040 30 minutes? 321 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,040 That usually give me an hour. 322 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,040 30 minutes? 323 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:14,040 And then it said, then I looked and it said, nah, it said 15. 324 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:21,040 I said, no, so the 30 minutes is 125? 325 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:24,040 An hour went, I said, oh, 175? 326 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,040 I said, oh, no. 327 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:36,040 I'm going to tell you, look, if I ever buy a Kouchi in my life, I got $50 and this how you can get it. 328 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:39,040 You can get a Dove Sack, two tins. 329 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:43,040 You can get a pack of cigarettes and a Dove Sack and a tin. 330 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:51,040 You can get some food, Dove Sack and some cigarettes and a little bottle. 331 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,040 Well, I ain't going over there, father. 332 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:57,040 You got me fucked up. 333 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,040 No, sir, you ain't worth that. 334 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,040 I don't give a shit. 335 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,040 How you get your Kouchi like that? 336 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:15,040 If I was just like one of them niggas out there in the street that just didn't give a fuck, and then I just say, I'm going to go get some Kouchi, and then I just turn around and say, give me that prize. 337 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,040 My girl at home, I'm going to go home with her. 338 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,040 I can get this shit for free. 339 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,040 I can get this shit for free. 340 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,040 Man, where the fuck I come from? 341 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,040 I'm gone. 342 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,040 She don't piss me off. 343 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:27,040 She don't piss me off to the point where I ain't got the drone. 344 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,040 I'm going to go fuck the shit out of my girl. 345 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,040 I go to her every time. 346 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:33,040 Every time she tell me the same price, I get mad and go get drunk. 347 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,040 That's it. 348 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:39,040 I just need you for motivation. 349 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,040 Motherfucker fine. 350 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:44,040 Now, you got to start paying for my time. 351 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:47,040 Bitch, you just giving me motivation telling me a price. 352 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,040 That's it. 353 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:52,040 Every time I see it's a different price. 354 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,040 It's a different price. 355 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:58,040 That gives me the more advantage to go home and fuck some shit up. 356 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,040 Yeah, fuck some shit up. 357 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:04,040 Why y'all think niggas like that for real? 358 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:08,040 Niggas to niggas, scribbles are the perfect fucking trick to them. 359 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,040 They can dance. 360 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,040 They got ass. 361 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,040 They can do it all. 362 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,040 They just freaky. 363 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,040 They just freaky. 364 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,040 Some not now. 365 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:19,040 Some just regular college girls getting that money trying to make it through school. 366 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,040 That's it. 367 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:25,040 Now, the other ones, yeah, you can sit there and do it all. 368 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:29,040 Them the ones that you see outside of the club that's driving them fancy cars. 369 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,040 No, she ain't driving no fancy fucking car. 370 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,040 She's driving a fucking Honda. 371 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:38,040 It look like it's been goddamn bent in twice. 372 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,040 Some of them are. 373 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:45,040 Motherfuckers, you get up in there, she got McDonald's, Bird King, Wendy's paper, every 374 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,040 goddamn way. 375 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,040 Do you eat at home ever? 376 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,040 That's the worst trait. 377 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,040 That's for real. 378 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,040 That is a bad trait. 379 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,040 That is like a turn off. 380 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:57,040 You going to throw your food paper on the fucking floor. 381 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,040 Don't do that. 382 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,040 I don't understand. 383 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:04,040 You got a bunch of receipts and a bunch of paper and work papers and shit everywhere. 384 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,040 I can help you get that shit up. 385 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:11,040 But nigga, you got all this shit in the car? 386 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,040 Okay. 387 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:15,040 Who finna get in there? 388 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:19,040 Now, if I'm stuck and stranded, it depends. 389 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:23,040 And from outside of Jackson, come take me home. 390 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:27,040 But if I'm in Jackson, bitch, I'm jumping out walking. 391 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:33,040 I'm jumping out walking, man. 392 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,040 I ain't finna, hell nah. 393 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:39,040 Like that is a part of a trait, a clean woman. 394 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,040 A woman that can cook clean. 395 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,040 I don't give a crap. 396 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,040 Look, disappoint. 397 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:48,040 Me, I never judge a woman, period. 398 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:52,040 I don't give a fuck how you make your money. 399 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,040 I ain't going to lie though. 400 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,040 I got a thing about it. 401 00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:00,040 I don't think I can ever be in a relationship with a girl that said coochie though. 402 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:04,040 Like if you said coochie for a living, that's the hardest thing for me. 403 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:09,040 Because I had to realize, like, now if you was your past life before you made me yell, 404 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,040 I don't give a fuck about that, nigga. 405 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:18,040 I don't give a fuck about, I think I don't give a fuck if you was a prostitute back in your day, like Wayne said. 406 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,040 And you hit every man that you ever knew, bitch. 407 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,040 I don't know. 408 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,040 I don't know. 409 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,040 I don't. 410 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,040 Like, I don't give a fuck. 411 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,040 Your past is your past. 412 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:33,040 But if you in the present and the future and you doing this shit still, like I can't, nah. 413 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,040 Nah, dawg. 414 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,040 Get with it. 415 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,040 One of my homeboys might call you. 416 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,040 I can't stop that money. 417 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,040 You ain't going to let me stop the money. 418 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,040 You going to take the money regardless. 419 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:48,040 When my homeboy calls you, you got to get it. 420 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,040 And I fuck shit out here, bitch. 421 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,040 Got that bitch over there selling pussy now. 422 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:57,040 For one, that's the shit that turned me out. 423 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,040 Like that shit that going to make me mad right there. 424 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,040 That shit that going to grind my gears. 425 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:08,040 To find out your girl is still selling ass and still come home and lay down. 426 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:13,040 Nah, when a nigga sitting here telling me, I just went out here, a nigga just, man, that nigga just say he fuck the shit out your girl. 427 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,040 He did, but he paid for it. 428 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,040 I'm going to put your business out like a motherfucker. 429 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,040 You put mine out? 430 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,040 To my side, I gave her $40. 431 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,040 You didn't give her no $40. 432 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,040 You gave her one $40. 433 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,040 Nigga, we got a light bill, dude. 434 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,040 Who the fuck you think? 435 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,040 Thank you for paying the light bill, sir. 436 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,040 That's all I'm going to say. 437 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:39,040 But I just, I can't really do it because then, nah, me and my heart. 438 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,040 I don't know who he fucking besides her. 439 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:46,040 I can't even, nah, I just can't even prostitute a bitch out. 440 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,040 Like I can't, I can't put a girl out. 441 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:54,040 Like I got too much love to see somebody out there doing some shit like that. 442 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:58,040 Now, if you're on OnlyFans, I don't go fuck. 443 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,040 I seen your girl, Nikki. 444 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,040 You can see it all you want to. 445 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,040 You ain't touching. 446 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,040 You paying for it. 447 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,040 You paying for it anyway, and you ain't touching it. 448 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,040 Yeah, yeah. 449 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:10,040 You get it. 450 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:17,040 But like a hotel room, motherfucker knocking on the door, that's a no, pleb. 451 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,040 No, no. 452 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:23,040 I got to see you go up there too because I got to wait downstairs in the car. 453 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:27,040 That going to piss me off even more. 454 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:31,040 This nigga for fucking my bitch. 455 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:36,040 I'm going to run the whole car into the building, cause a big ass discretion. 456 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,040 Everybody going to come outside. 457 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,040 The fuck wrong with that? 458 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,040 I hit the gas. 459 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,040 I was mad. 460 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,040 Hit the gas, thought it was a break. 461 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:49,040 Can't stop, car running hot. 462 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,040 That's all I was saying. 463 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,040 I couldn't stop my car running hot. 464 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:57,040 People don't understand. 465 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,040 I go with the wind. 466 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,040 You go with the flow? 467 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,040 No, I don't go with the flow. 468 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,040 Sometimes the flow be fucked up. 469 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:15,040 I go with the instance. 470 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:32,040 Say like nature, how a body reacts to the sun. 471 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:38,040 If a person started just grabbing their skin and shit, nah, you the devil. 472 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:44,040 If you can feel free in nature, walk outside in nature, you damn nigga in nature. 473 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:47,040 Yeah, that's different. 474 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:58,040 If you can walk outside barefooted, with your feet in that grass and that mud and let mother nature touch your feet, I can fuck with you. 475 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:04,040 If you can't stick your feet in that goddamn grass, tell my son, no, it's bugs in there. 476 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:09,040 Go bug your shit and pack your shit. 477 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:13,040 I can't do like that. 478 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,040 I can't do the girly girl. 479 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,040 I don't want to like girly girl. 480 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,040 Hey, be a nigga too sometimes. 481 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,040 Like let go shoot balls. 482 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:28,040 Let me play for your love. 483 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,040 You know what I'm saying? 484 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,040 Don't put these nuts on your forehead. 485 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:36,040 Some shit like that, let me dunk on you and put my nuts on your forehead. 486 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,040 Let's play football. 487 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:44,040 Let me be your quarterback and let you hike it 24-7. 488 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,040 You just stay down there. 489 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,040 You ain't got to come up. 490 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,040 You just want to see it. 491 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,040 I just want to see it. 492 00:24:52,040 --> 00:25:02,040 You know, I want you to, you can't have fun outside and you think the club is just more funner than what you can, what you think you, like the club can't have fun. 493 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,040 It don't bring traits. 494 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:07,040 It bring holes and niggas. 495 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:12,040 See, that's the part, see that's the deep, deep part people don't understand. 496 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:20,040 That's where people get shit and they judge us and they put us like niggas and holes in the club. 497 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,040 Because we judging each other too much. 498 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,040 Look at that hole right there. 499 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,040 Look at that nigga right there. 500 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,040 Broke head nigga. 501 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,040 Broke head hoe. 502 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,040 Shit like that. 503 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,040 We judging each other. 504 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:46,040 But at the same time, y'all find love in the club like it ain't shit and be together for years and I wonder how the fuck I can't sit here and meet a fucking girl regular on the fucking street and be with her more than fucking five years. 505 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:51,040 It's hard, but these niggas been together 12 years and they done met in the club. 506 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:54,040 Because she done threw that ass on them. 507 00:25:54,040 --> 00:26:01,040 On the reason she with him because she found out he was a dope boy. 508 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:06,040 But she done fucked a couple of your partners so your partners ain't gonna say nothing. 509 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,040 That be the fucked up thing in the club. 510 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:18,040 Like, you know you done smashed this person girl or you know you done smashed this girl dude. 511 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,040 You just not gonna say nothing. 512 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,040 And they kissing in the club in the corner. 513 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,040 In the back of your head like. 514 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,040 That's a perfect trait now. 515 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:32,040 Y'all kissing in the club. 516 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,040 Broke in the club. 517 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,040 Why nook if you book on. 518 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,040 I'm feeling a punch in your face. 519 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,040 This ain't no Luther Vandross. 520 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:45,040 I can see they started playing a little slow jam or something. 521 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:53,040 Like these days you gotta have value in a perfect person. Like the perfect person. 522 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,040 It is a perfect person for everybody now. 523 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,040 You ain't just gotta be perfect all the way. 524 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:02,040 You can be perfect and just making a perfect laugh. 525 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:06,040 Perfect giving the perfect time and listening. 526 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,040 See that's all a woman want. 527 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,040 The perfect listener. 528 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:18,040 If you can listen to her go on for 12 hours and be in the store with her for 14 hours. 529 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,040 She gonna love you. 530 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,040 Me? Who finna who? 531 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,040 I'm gonna leave your ass there. 532 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,040 I'm Mr. Toxic when it comes to that shit. 533 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:33,040 Like you finna not. I'm not finna go to no store with you. 534 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,040 I'm not. Cause my plan is. I'm in and out. 535 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,040 Your plan is 2, 3 hours. 536 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,040 I'm like god damn. 537 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,040 I know we done walked around Walmart like 30 times. 538 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:49,040 I seen the same aisle 3 times. 539 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,040 Why the fuck we keep ass about a cereal? 540 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,040 Bitch do you want cereal or not? 541 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,040 I'm contemplating. 542 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:05,040 Been standing on the tricks aisle for 30 minutes looking at the strawberry shortcake. 543 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:11,040 Cause we trying to figure out do we really want this or do we just want it cause we see it. 544 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,040 See that's the different. 545 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:20,040 If you value your man let him go grocery shopping. 546 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,040 If that's the perfect man let him go grocery shopping. 547 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,040 He gonna be home in 45 minutes. 548 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:31,040 That nigga don't run. You don't think that nigga ran around and stole the way he done got there. 549 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,040 He done grabbed everything on the list. 550 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:40,040 One thing about us men when we go grocery shopping we go fucking grocery shopping. 551 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:45,040 Y'all men don't get everything in the same route. 552 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,040 What? 553 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,040 Y'all don't. 554 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,040 We get what we get. 555 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,040 Nah cause we ain't finna get the bullshit that y'all finna get. 556 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,040 See y'all want to get shit that ain't. 557 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,040 You want to get snack cakes, crackers, cookies. 558 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,040 Fuck that. 559 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:05,040 If we send y'all to the store with the list of things that we need from the store. 560 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,040 Value your woman. 561 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,040 Y'all ain't gonna bring back the exact thing. 562 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:18,040 If you value your relationship one week the woman go shopping and the next week let the man go shopping. 563 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:27,040 If you value your perfect woman or your perfect man see who gonna see him come out with the right shit and just not snacks. 564 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:37,040 Yeah a nigga might come out with, you might see a nigga grab some pizzas, some high pockets, some cereals. 565 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:42,040 Cause that's all a nigga gonna eat cause he ain't gonna want to cook a full meal for himself. 566 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:49,040 Nigga if you go to, bruh, if you send a woman to Walmart there's no $200 worth of stamps on her snack. 567 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,040 Fuck that. 568 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,040 Fuck them kids. 569 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:57,040 I'm tired of them fucking up with my fucking fruit snacks. 570 00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:01,040 Just say I'm tired of fruit snacks paper's all on the fucking ground. 571 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,040 I'm just getting like Uncle Elroy. 572 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:07,040 I'm sick and tired of this barbecue shit. 573 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,040 I'm sick and tired of these fruit snacks. 574 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:14,040 I'm sick and tired of these goddamn little go yogurts. 575 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,040 Get some fucking food. 576 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,040 Get some, if you want to get bread. 577 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:28,040 Instead of getting baked bread, the hard bread that turn into cookies, get a bunch of doughnuts. 578 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,040 Get a bunch of Krispy Kremes. 579 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,040 I swear to God. 580 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:37,040 Anybody got Krispy Kreme at your house I will come knock on your door right fucking now. 581 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,040 Do you hear me? 582 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:42,040 I will bang on that bitch and give you a roach kick. 583 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,040 If y'all don't know who Roach is that's next Friday. 584 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,040 You know how he kicked that miskin dope? 585 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,040 Oh Lord. 586 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,040 Hey what the fuck wrong with you my friend? 587 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:57,040 I got a red dot on my forehead my friend. 588 00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,040 This shit look suspicious. 589 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,040 Suspicious. 590 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,040 Suspicious. 591 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:07,040 Shut up man. 592 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:11,040 But I want some real shit. 593 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:22,040 Like could you value your woman watching football sports, like watching sports with you. 594 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:25,040 Or would that be the perfect woman for you? 595 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:30,040 She can shut the fuck up and watch the game and you ain't hearing nothing. 596 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,040 Yeah. 597 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,040 That's the perfect woman. 598 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,040 But what comes on that though? 599 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:41,040 A motherfucker that don't know nothing about the game. 600 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,040 So you gotta teach them. 601 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:47,040 And you done talked all the way through the fucking first quarter. 602 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,040 So you thought she done got it. 603 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,040 And she get the running back get the ball. 604 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,040 She say go quarterback go quarterback. 605 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,040 You be like oh this bitch done fucked up my night. 606 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,040 You just go. 607 00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,040 You just gone. 608 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:03,040 Especially when the Cowboys lose. 609 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:09,040 Anybody everybody hate the Cowboys when they lose. 610 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:13,040 Nah I take it back everybody happy when the Cowboys win when they lose. 611 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,040 Everybody be happy when the Cowboys win. 612 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,040 Guess what you ain't gotta hear that shit Monday morning. 613 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,040 No. 614 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,040 But guess what. 615 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,040 Let them win. 616 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,040 You be wanting to call the fuck in. 617 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,040 Hey hello. 618 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,040 Hey Johnny I ain't coming to work today. 619 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,040 Why? 620 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,040 You know who won the goddamn game last night. 621 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,040 I ain't trying to hear Ed mouth. 622 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,040 You know I'm on the last strike dude. 623 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,040 You know I've been late three times this weekend. 624 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:44,040 Then if I sit here and come to work and snap out my ass is fired. 625 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,040 So I see you Tuesday morning. 626 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,040 And I ain't. 627 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,040 I see you Tuesday morning. 628 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,040 So when you see his ass Tuesday morning. 629 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:52,040 Boy you see that goddamn football guy. 630 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,040 You be like God this man still on this shit. 631 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,040 You done snapped on Ed ass. 632 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,040 I don't give a fuck about them goddamn Cowgirls. 633 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:03,040 That's the only thing you hear down here in the like different in the south. 634 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:07,040 Like the most country's accents is the most funniest accent. 635 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,040 We have all different type of country accents. 636 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,040 People don't understand this shit. 637 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:15,040 Like ours is just like the regular talking like accents. 638 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,040 You got some goddamn boy you got some fast talking. 639 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,040 You got some fast talking. 640 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,040 You got some of the deep deep south. 641 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,040 And you got the one. 642 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,040 The country south. 643 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,040 You got the one that I ain't gotta try to tell you. 644 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:29,040 Now I'm bored. I'm talking about we got some and we ain't talking about no motherfucker. 645 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,040 You race ain't involved. 646 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,040 They got different colors. 647 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,040 I'm telling you. 648 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:37,040 I ain't never heard a black man talk like a real nigga in my life. 649 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,040 But that nigga came out. 650 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,040 Boy what you doing boy? 651 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,040 I said nigga. 652 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,040 Ain't you me nigga? 653 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,040 He look. 654 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:53,040 I said boy you better get over here from around here. 655 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:57,040 I said this nigga think he clean evil with. 656 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,040 He been watching too many cowboy movies. 657 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:00,040 Let me get the fuck away from him. 658 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,040 Before he pull out his double bare shotgun. 659 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,040 With a little pistol on the side. 660 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,040 Go bang bang. 661 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,040 Hell nah. 662 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,040 But I ain't gonna lie. 663 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,040 Like M.E.C.P. you will never find. 664 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,040 You will find the perfect. 665 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:16,040 But you had to go. 666 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,040 You got to do some looking through some shit down here boy. 667 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,040 You got to move bitch. 668 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,040 You got to knock some people out the way. 669 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,040 Like I don't think this one need. 670 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,040 You got like different. 671 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,040 Like the perfect person. 672 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:34,040 The perfect person got a wife girlfriend baby mama. 673 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,040 Two hoes on the side. 674 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,040 And a trap girl. 675 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,040 That's not your perfect person. 676 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,040 Nah. 677 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,040 But down here. 678 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,040 I believe that everybody's perfect person. 679 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,040 Cause one thing about it like down here too fucking small. 680 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,040 Everybody know each other. 681 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:50,040 Exactly. 682 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,040 Like a built in circle. 683 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,040 And it's like I don't understand the women down here. 684 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,040 That find it. 685 00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:01,040 Like they rather sleep with married men. 686 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,040 Or men that's in a relationship. 687 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,040 How long that play. 688 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,040 Cause that's everywhere. 689 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,040 That's everywhere in that place. 690 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,040 I ain't gonna lie. 691 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,040 Cause our fans will tell you shit. 692 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,040 One of our fans probably got a married man. 693 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,040 You never know. 694 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,040 Probably don't talk. 695 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,040 Don't run them off. 696 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,040 Don't run them off. 697 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,040 Nah. 698 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,040 But I got your back. 699 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,040 You good. 700 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,040 I got your back. 701 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,040 Over there. 702 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,040 You hear me. 703 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,040 Keep doing what you do. 704 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,040 I don't get it. 705 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,040 It ain't. 706 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,040 Look. 707 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,040 What you say. 708 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,040 It ain't yours. 709 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,040 It's her problem. 710 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,040 You just getting the money. 711 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,040 Keep getting the money. 712 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,040 Like uncle say. 713 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,040 Keep getting that money. 714 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,040 I'm trying to do. 715 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,040 But nah. 716 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,040 Like I say. 717 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,040 We got some. 718 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,040 It's crazy down here. 719 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,040 Cause your partner. 720 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,040 Your wife. 721 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,040 Your wife. 722 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,040 Your wife. 723 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,040 Your wife. 724 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,040 Your wife. 725 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,040 Your wife. 726 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,040 Your rooll. 727 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,040 Your partner never ever commit rate. 728 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,040 Like Korean woman. 729 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,040 trailer I've seen. 730 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,040 Kill clip. 731 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,040 Okay. 732 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,280 your wife gonna get it. 733 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,040 Hornett. 734 00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,240 Yeah but you don't need to do 735 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,260 He will probably did you were 736 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:01,240 your mother winged. 737 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:02,240 Like you said. 738 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:02,260 you. 739 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,240 You're помог hahaha. 740 00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:03,260 He said. 741 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,240 Ah. 742 00:36:03,260 --> 00:36:04,260 He said salt. 743 00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:05,260 And I went. 744 00:36:05,260 --> 00:36:10,360 Nicole 745 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:17,360 I was searching so hard to the point where I thought, I say I'm in a town where I don't 746 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:27,240 even know shit about. I'm down in Tyler town, Mississippi. Nigga, that's a small little 747 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:36,240 town. I remember this story like it was yesterday. She thought she had the perfect man. Wrong, 748 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:43,240 boo boo. Wrong. Hell nah. You got me f'ed all the way the fuck up. I think I'm from 749 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:48,400 the state down here in this little boot ass state, in this little boot ass town. This 750 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:55,400 town is big as a tape. Oh wow. So, and then I got, I did it so, I got everybody to hook 751 00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:03,840 up that day. She brought all her friends, came down here and called. They picked all 752 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:10,840 of them and they called. We jumping in three calls. Do you hear me? They said, Josh, you 753 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:18,960 pulled a motherfucking, I said, keep your mouth shut. I'm that nigga. And he kept walking. 754 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:25,960 He kept walking. I'm 18 years old. I don't know. She 30 something. Like, you, like, you 755 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:32,960 thought you had the perfect man. I'm the perfect man to some, but I'm not the perfect man to 756 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:43,760 the ones that butter me up. Don't butter me up. Don't do that shit. Because then I don't 757 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:50,760 feel like you trying to suck me into shit sooner or later. I hate the butter me up type. 758 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:57,760 Like, don't do this shit. Don't rub my feet. Don't touch my toes. Don't even give me a, 759 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:04,760 if I don't ask for that shit, don't do it. Like, now cooking is different, but. If you 760 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:13,000 just out the blue start cooking a full course meal. Nah, when you start giving me shit, 761 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:19,480 that's when I start taking advantage of. Nah, I'm bagging the fuck away from you because 762 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:25,160 I know what the fuck you're going to do. So just know you got this one night with me. 763 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:28,880 One night and one night on. I'm going to make it worth your while. I'm going to give you 764 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:34,480 the night of your life, but you ain't going to never see me again. And you always going 765 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:39,480 to be searching for that perfect guy. And you going to be like, I had the perfect guy. 766 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:46,480 I just don't know where he went. And if I ever see him again, I probably kill him. Because 767 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:53,480 the way he got the way he dropped the dick in me and left, I thought he was going to 768 00:38:53,480 --> 00:39:00,480 marry me. Oh yeah, I was deep in it. I was, man, we got drunk. We pulled over to the oldest 769 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:06,480 sister house first. Her and my partner, Big A. Oh God, her and my partner, Big A. That 770 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:11,480 was Big A with Finnegan. Boom, that's a drop off point for him. So we over there drinking 771 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:18,480 first. Boom, boom, bam. So we, by nine o'clock here, we holla at it. We holla at it to the 772 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:25,480 other sister house. Okay, Jesse, my partner Jesse, we dropped Jesse out. I said, okay, 773 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:34,480 okay, best of luck. She just don't know. Perfect one baby. I'm the perfect one baby. I say 774 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:40,480 I'm rare. When I say I'm rare, I'm a rare breed. Like, you won't never find a person. 775 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:44,480 Like, people won't, it's hard to find a person like me because when I love, I love. I'm goofy, 776 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:50,480 I'm goofy. I'm gonna make you happy 24-7. Regardless, ain't no dull day with me, period. 777 00:39:50,480 --> 00:40:00,480 No dull day. Do you hear me, nephew? But now though, like, ain't no dull day with me, for 778 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:10,480 sure. So the crazy part is, the crazy part about this situation was I'm sitting there, 779 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:15,480 I get out of the car. I go take a, she was like, you go on there and take a shower. I'm 780 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:20,480 like, all right, appreciate it. She take a shower, she fixing up some hamburgers, she 781 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:26,480 have a bag of fries, all right, cool. Why is she cooking? She take out my shoes and my 782 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:31,480 slides and start rubbing my feet. I said, oh, no, that bitch trying to hit me with that 783 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:41,480 okie dokie nokie pokie. I said, I'm fixing up a hokey pokey and gosky gosky. That was 784 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:47,480 my cue, like that morning I hit her with the flip. Like, damn, I gotta, damn, I gotta get 785 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:55,480 back to mom. There's no mom. Oh, don't worry, I'm a, mom, my mom ain't work then. That was 786 00:40:55,480 --> 00:41:01,480 what she was walking still. My man worked then, I hit her with the flip quick. Man, 787 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:10,480 when I tell you, not a lot, that motherfucker blew my phone up. Say, you the perfect guy, 788 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:15,480 I just don't know why he don't want to pick up the phone. For one, you got three kids, 789 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:20,480 you got a big ass house, but I'm not finna stay down here with you. You know how far 790 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:25,480 that is from Jackson? You know how far that is from my weed man house? You know how far 791 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:38,480 that is from my mama? No, baby, no, I can't do you like that. So, I, what, like, I say 792 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:44,480 about five years later, I ran into her again, because I'm down there fucking McCone, man, 793 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:48,480 fucking off, but I didn't know that was her cousin. Well, that motherfucker go through 794 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:54,480 that door, that motherfucker say, devil, that Haitian man didn't go. I said, oh, Lord. Oh, 795 00:41:54,480 --> 00:42:00,480 my God. Man, I told my brother, I like hit her, I like tell him, tell him I'm finna go 796 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:05,480 to the store and give her the sticker off. I pulled it off and drove all the way back 797 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:13,480 to Jackson. Like, for real. That's why I say, that's the last, that was the last topic, 798 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:18,480 because we wanted to tell you, we wanted to show you all, like, the perfect guy can be 799 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:27,480 also the perfect asshole. And a perfect woman can also be the perfect sneaky asshole. Okay. 800 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:34,480 That's all our time, people. This is All In. All family. This is King Josh. I'm Queen E. 801 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:43,480 We signing out. Peace, love, and prosperity. 802 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:54,480 And yes, this episode was brought to you by Start With Fiber. Get you a breakfast treat 803 00:42:54,480 --> 00:43:04,480 in the morning and get full of energy.