This your boy King Josh.
And I'm Queen E.
And you tuned in to another episode of All In.
All Family.
In this episode we got special guests Breezy Bree.
Breezy Bree.
And Joy.
So tune in.
You're going to be tripped out for days out this episode.
What's good?
What's good people?
I'm Queen E.
On this episode we going to call it Family.
But this time we going to give you relationship advice.
Because we got all types.
We got girlfriend, boyfriend, husband and wife.
And we got the open minded Breezy Bree.
Think with both.
That's why you goofy.
It already done started people.
Yeah it's going to be a night.
But I'm going to let them introduce themselves.
Hey here this is Joy Jo.
I'm looking at them.
Yeah this your boy Joy Jo man.
And I'm Breezy Bree.
Alright.
On this.
Don't be talking about the chairs over here now.
On this.
Hold up.
Hold up y'all here to go hear it.
Where is it?
It's up in here.
It's in.
What's in here?
Don't say nothing because I promise you we will leave this podcast where where is it.
Alright.
Now on this topic we going to ask questions.
And you know we going to get down to the bottom of certain things.
You know what I'm saying.
So this topic is about in house spouse.
How do you feel about the in house spouse thing?
Like leaving the toilet.
We put like this.
Leaving the toilet seat up for one.
Ladies we're going to let y'all answer it.
Put the goddamn toilet seat down.
Ain't nothing wrong with a little spledge.
Glass.
What the fuck you mean?
Ain't nothing nice with a little spledge.
Who the fuck.
Glass.
What the fuck you mean?
Ain't nothing nice with a little spledge.
Glass.
No.
Watch out.
Before y'all sit down.
It might be dark.
I might be half asleep.
Exactly.
Hey when we throwing that pitch we let the toilet.
We let the pitch up when we go pitch.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying.
So.
Happy Dumped It.
Why I heard y'all so bad to let it down.
It don't hurt us.
We just not thinking about it.
It just.
Like we not thinking about the toilet seat up.
When we going in the toilet seat.
And be glass mad.
The toilet seat supposed to be there.
See but.
That's the whole thing.
Where did your mama teach you?
Did your mama teach you?
Yeah.
She taught me.
But guess what.
I learned from my daddy.
Don't give a damn about that toilet seat.
Yeah.
She taught me.
My daddy taught me.
Son.
Whatever.
Well ain't no in house spouse where I meet.
So it's the end of the day baby.
Okay.
Always.
Hold on.
This ain't about you long.
I'm just saying.
I'm probably the single one in here.
What the fuck.
I ain't got no problem.
Okay.
Well how would you feel if somebody came over your house and left the toilet seat up there.
How he get cussed the fuck out.
I'm sorry.
And then now I'm out.
After you cuss us out guess what we going to say.
Always.
Alright.
Over a toilet seat.
I ain't going to.
I'm just going to say my point in one of the stages.
Why the fuck you didn't put us in there.
That's your point in one of the stages.
Okay.
Alright.
We going to go with.
On that note.
The life of a single person.
Yeah.
I'm going to jump to a question that a lot of people want to answer.
You single right Breezy Bree.
Last time I checked.
That was like what three hours ago.
Okay.
So like your definition of a.
Your definition of an ideal date.
A person that you.
A person y'all just meet.
You know he might have he might have you know the funds but some men don't have the funds.
Some men be you know insufficient.
We'll put it right there.
And they I feel like.
If that's the case.
You know.
You're right.
You know I'm saying that's free.
That's free.
That's free all day long.
You know.
You get to know somebody you got to know.
I bring snacks.
You got to say.
Snack bottles.
I feel like this shit too.
After the old day we just meet a motherfucker.
Like you said go to the fucking park.
You know what I'm talking about.
Why the fuck I got a driver's jam while the people.
Yeah the chili's day stuff.
You know what I'm talking about.
I don't want to go to the red lobster.
I don't want to go to.
The two foot ten.
You know the two foot twenty.
What's wrong with that.
Ain't that wrong with that shit.
Cheese cake fact.
Take me to the fucking cheese cake fact.
I'll say this.
I'll just put it like this.
A lot like the new millennium is in a different age frame.
Like in the time from where we from.
They don't know about like the simple shit.
Right.
You know.
They know nothing about that.
They like.
Put like this.
Before they time.
No when we had like different.
When we had.
Like now that we had kids.
I ain't going to do what my mom and them did.
You know.
Ain't no motherfuckers still doing it.
Nah they ain't doing it.
They stop.
They giving their kids materialism.
So growing up it going to make them.
You know what I'm saying.
They have to find love.
They going to find love with materialism.
Yeah.
You know that's the hardest thing.
Yeah.
That's the hardest thing.
OK.
A question for Joy.
If you had.
If you had to see here.
And say.
Hey.
I want to watch.
I'm going to sit here and watch a little story with my woman tonight.
Which one.
And.
I want you to name this.
Like name the movie and why you chose this movie name.
Because this is a serious topic right here.
Because some people don't know like what.
You know.
How to see here and start a.
movie night with day one. Oh shit I'm gonna throw in a hood movie. Nah you can't do that.
Fuck no. I'm gonna put on love and basketball. You wanna play for her love tonight? You damn
right. For real. That's a good movie. That's a good a** love story. Okay why you choose
this? Because man this shit is so, it's real. You know what I'm saying? Like these motherfuckers
love basketball. You know what I'm saying? They got to their common ground. Right. It
was something that they could find and come. Right right. You know what I'm saying? They
can't got them in. What you call it? Click. They can click. They can click with that type
of shit. You know what I'm saying? Because that's what they do. They love both of them
love basketball. So you say common ground. So you say common ground find. They just having
some income. Okay. Like I ain't saying it always have to be that way but it gonna be
a good start for a lot of people. You know what? That right there is basically what a
lot of people don't like understand these days. Right. They don't understand like. That's
why you got to get to know them. A person. You got to. Me and Quinn, he preached this
every show. A lot of people don't even pay attention to. You think your girl like coast
bags and all she wants to do is send her some flowers. That's it. Simple shit. Shit. You
don't even know your own girl a little like. Y'all know you just doing shit. You got to
have. You got to know the language. You got to know like. You got to know. That's why
if you go to the store and of course you gonna get you some. You gonna start with the tell
me. Yeah. You know you gotta come back home. I'm never gonna come back home. I got me
something to drink. I'm gonna get you something to drink. I know what you eat. You probably
need something. You don't want nothing. But. I'm still gonna get you something. If I go
to the store and buy me a pop. I'm gonna buy two pops. I ain't gonna lie. See. What I'm
gonna do. I'm gonna bring home a pop for my girl. I want to be like y'all cause me and
Queen E. We different. Is that our language though pop? We say soda or pop? I think we
say pop. We do? I say our language is pop. I say no. I think I. What kind of drink?
No. I think our language. What kind of drink though? Can I get a soda pop? I think a soda
pop. Yeah give me a coke. Cause I don't know. Hey bring me back a drink. Then you say what
kind. But you know I just want a drink. You know what I drink. You know what I drink.
Right right right. It be the sympathy. This is aint hard. We just make it seem like this.
We just the worst. I mean sometimes. They say it about us women because they say we're
very indecisive with some certain things. Like everybody we all goofy. But women got
that. Like kids. You know how kids be like. Oh I'm waiting for. Like Kevin Hart said.
Oh daddy the fun person. Mama that fun person but she that serious fun person. Cause y'all
play too much. I mean like for a man like we. Y'all play too much. We live that inside.
We live that inner child. Yeah and that's cool. Because you put like that inner child you
just don't know. Got you. It wasn't the man. It was the inner child that joked that he
told that inner child that came in. You want me to be fucking serious? You want me to be
serious? Everybody in the town would attract somebody. Some people in the town be the worst
person ever said. What you want me to be serious? I'm off of the town baby. Don't tell
you how I drove this for a little bit. Let me show you how I bout to. Let me show you
how I ran. I ran 4 red like. I been really driving. I been really driving. I was trying.
They not even self. I mean that's not like you being serious. That's what you want to
think about your date. It's like you can say. Ain't no way this thing is dragging. Oh my
God. Oh my God. Cause he the guy like y'all nerds. Man. That serious cause he ain't like
your fucking nerds. Man this thing can get my fucking nerds. I don't even know no fucking
white man. I don't even want to look in his face. Hold on. But see that's the seriousness
of a female. Cause when they come home with. Oh this bitch done got on my nerves today.
I done. It ain't sad. It's just demeaning when y'all come through the door. Like you
had that look in your face. Like I don't want to fucking be bothered today. I don't want
to hit his head. We can see that. You just kill our whole room. I ain't gonna lie. I'm
still like. Girl you lying for real. Hey you gotta. You gotta. That's stupid bitch. I
ain't gonna make a fair bad about it. No you can't. I want you to do that for me. You
know. Fuck me up. Make me feel like I'm right. Make me feel. Even though I'm fucking wrong.
And I started this shit. That be the crazy thing. We started this shit and we sit here
and be like. Man this motherfucker done ruined my goddamn day man. And that's the crazy
thing. Like take it from this. That's just like the worst. That like. The wrong thing
to do is. To sit here and come home from work knowing you got somebody on the other side
of that door just like a little child. They probably got paid or they probably got a raid
that day. You went through hell that day. And all of a sudden they come through the door
and. Hey babe what you doing? Come on we finna go out to eat. What the fuck wrong with this
motherfucker? When you hear that like hey. Let that woman calm down. Give her about 5
10 minutes. Go pour up a glass of wine and you sit by and say now how. Now what she do
today babe? You make her feel. How was your day sweet? Yeah. Now what they do to you today?
You know who pissed you off? Do I need to come up there? Do I? I was there mama. You
know I got your. We twins. I got your back. Right. You know. But now they shit. Who cares?
You gotta be focused on their own shit. You know everybody is focused on their own shit.
It's rough. It's hard. You know. Especially when you got a lot like a lot of shit that's
burning down on you. That be the roughest part like. Like a motherfucker man. It's crazy.
Yeah I just got off of work. I feel like. Mind be. The mind. You know the shit they
was saying like man is a terror plane away. That shit is for real. It's for real. That
shit is for fucking for real. Because that shit can take you. Far and it can drop you
off. Like a motherfucker. Real quick. And my thing is like I just have a mind set up.
I ain't trying to figure out what the fuck is going on with another person. It would
drive me fucking crazy. Right. If you know your person you should know what the fuck
is going wrong with them. Yeah you should. You know what I'm saying like. You should
know how to handle this shit too. Exactly. Like oh I know she's not having a good day.
Oh let me just bring her some flowers. Some shit like that. I might not even say nothing
but. What if I don't know how to handle it? And I try all type of ways. Like what the
fuck. Like. What you gonna do. If you done did everything that type of way. Man that's
when you come down to a solution there. Maybe this person just fucked up. And I can't say
that out loud. I don't think nobody can say that out loud. No I mean we can't. We can't.
Oh no. Ain't no man crazy enough to say that shit. Trust me I found that. We all think
about it. Trust me. It's a lot of thoughts that we go outside our head. Like boy you
just don't know the words. I can't say that. You just don't know the words I got for you
right now. But we gonna leave it alone. We gonna leave it. Baby. God damn it. You're
trying to be like bitch what's wrong with you. Like some men it gets to that point like
they don't know how to control it. Right. Like they for real they done did everything
they can to control it. Like I ain't not the first person to say that ain't on them. It's
all shit. Once they get up in there. God damn tired of asking this motherfucker what's wrong.
You gonna sit there with the sad face and sit there. And then they be so quick like
man you out there what's wrong. Nothing. That's the shit that killed me. What the fuck. Like
you don't see me see you. Upset. Lookin' fucked up and upset. You don't see me. Like
that dude said that blows my gears right there. It blows my gears. It's another dude that
came up with that. Make my fucking blood boil. It makes my ass itch. I'm trying to tell you
it ain't even dirty. No I just got. No I just got the tool. Alright let's get you off
track. But that's the crazy thing. And people don't understand like sit down and take time
with your spouse. If you ain't gonna know your spouse and take time with a person. Right
leave it alone. Some people you gotta take time with. You can't just jump in like. Any
time they just be giving them their motherfucking space. I already. Oh baby what's wrong. I
did. I feel like I did what I was supposed to do. Yeah. You know what I'm saying at this
point okay maybe you just need some time to yourself. Some people can't tell you they
need space. Can they feel like if they say you need they need space. You know some females
take it the wrong way. Like what type of space you need. You know once you hear that motherfucker
what type of space you need. Oh that's. Shit that's a hard flop. Like you done. You done
caps or something right there. Don't do that. You don't have to give me some people. It's
alright as long as you ain't doing something else. No. What you sniffing. What you sniffing.
I might want some. You gonna be like Jonathan on that. Who got that white dress. Who got
that white dress. Who got that white coat. Who got that white coat. You got some coat.
Shout out. Shout out to Mike Everson, Wendy Williams for admitting that this year. Wendy
Williams said she needed it. That why she can't stand up there. Damn. I feel sorry for that.
I know. She got some issues. She got some issues but I'm gonna tell you something. Gossip
is the worst thing you can do. And that's anything. That's just like gossiping about
other people's relationship problems and then. That shit work. Come on. When that shit time
right back on you. Motherfuckin' need to understand it. Motherfuckin' need to understand it just
because I'm going to do this right now. It's you today. It's me. Right. Believe it. You
can't give a motherfuckin' relationship and you know you got problems in your relationship.
Shout out to Mama Tate over here. Yeah. Shout out because we in the chicken coop. This is
my mama y'all. We just told him. They don't know this whole name. That's not her whole
name people. But she's her whole son. See now you tell her. You snitchin'. I'm from
the chicken coop. Now I'm snitchin'. Now I'm snitchin'. What the fuck? Just saying. It
be your own people. And the crazy thing is what we just got through talking about. It
comes back on you. Tip off. Real bad. That's the yin yang effect to life people. You think
them tables ain't turnin'. They turnin'. Spin the block. Spin the block. You just
spin. Hey, that for real. What's spin the block? What's spin the block? I thought spin the
block was you get in the car and you actually spin the block. You ride around the neighborhood.
It's the metaphor for that. Yeah. Like come back around. I'm feeling it go. Hit that one
more time. Come back around. Hey, I ain't wanna talk to y'all because I was in a relationship.
But now you spin. But now I'm saying y'all spin the block again. Come back around. I
wish motherfuckers would. I do. That one thing I never did in my life. Once it was over it
was over. It was over. You thought I was fuckin' with one? Yeah. When I stop fuckin' with you
I'm not spinnin' the block again. I ain't fuckin' with you no more. I ain't gonna laugh
like that. I'm just one of those type of dudes. My parents gone through and fucked up right
now. I spun that bitch. Did you say Dan up broke the neck collar? I'm riding like a bitch.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Amen. I'm trying to say. If you had. Oh, I got a question for Ann
over there. Yeah. And Ann Joey. Why? Because we went to the US 1. That's why it work like
this. US 1. Uh uh. Don't tell me what to say. We gonna say. How do y'all set boundaries
in a relationship? We all over the place. Exactly. We still trying to figure this shit
out. We still trying to figure this shit out. We still together a long time and it still.
How long? Tell the people how long y'all been together. Ten years. Almost eleven. That's
a whole decade people. That mean they done moved through the 2000s, 2010s with ease.
You had to if you made a day. I'm gonna say something to make it from 2010 from 2000.
I ain't gonna just lie to these people. It ain't hard. It was a breeze. I ain't gonna
tell them it was no breeze. We ain't gonna say it was a breeze. I'm fucking lying. We
ain't gonna say it was a breeze. We ain't gonna say it was a breeze. We gonna say most
millennial relationships don't even last over two years now. Right. You know what I'm saying?
Like I look at it like this. If you get married in a courthouse or a relationship later on.
If you get married in a church, yeah the next 60 months to a year on your ass. We got married
in somebody's backyard. We got married in somebody's backyard. See that's why I say
like don't type it up. That's why I got goddamn ass paid. Like listen to what y'all just said
though. Listen to what y'all just said. Y'all didn't get married in the church. Like a lot
of church relations like marriages don't last. I mean a lot of who's who know the definition
of a real wedding anyway. Because that could be trade. That's a fucking waste of money.
You can sit down in front of you can sit down and go in front of God and get you know what
I'm saying? Wearing a $20,000 wedding dress and a $10,000 tuxedo to lie to your family
and friends about yeah I do to death do the part. Knowing six months down the line I'm
fixing the kiddies bitch. I sure did. I lied to my family. I was so happy when them. I
thought the man was going to sit here and run when he gave me the papers. I said no
come here. He was like no you poor. I said no you can take them back. So you know the
good thing about it was you know I did it. I really did it for my mom just to see her
son get married. But you did it for all the wrong reasons. Yeah but I did it for a boy
too now. I got a little boy after so I did you know I did try to go by it right. But
six months into it was like yeah. Nah because we weren't built for each other. You know
what I'm saying? Some people not built for each other. Like one thing about it I don't
argue. I don't like to argue. That shit is. That shit is. I fucking hate it. You get loud.
She get loud. Ain't nobody get no point of problem. Who the hell can you hear? No who
can hear each other? When you think about what you like you said who can hear each other?
What the fuck you heard? Talk at me. Talk to me. Right. It's a difference. Right. I
mean you can talk to a person but it's still at the same time. You can talk to a person
until you turn blue in the face. Right. They got to be there. They have to be there. Like
you may. Try to understand what you're saying. Because they're not trying to understand the
fuck you're saying. Some of those people that got the mindset. I don't really give a damn
what you're saying. Right. If you just talk to a relationship. Right. Right. Right. So
how the fuck we supposed to make this better. How the fuck we supposed to make it better
then? I mean it's hard to make it better with people that like I say. You got to make sure
you heal before you get into a relationship. Right. That other person ain't trying. Nah
it's all about heal. Yeah you got to heal yourself. If you ain't heal bruh. You taking
all your past relationships. All that past frustration. Yeah. And you finna get into
dumping on somebody that don't even deserve it. All that pressure still there. It's still
built up. It's still there. Your pipe when they bust that person gonna look at you like
the fuck wrong with her. Right. Oh the fuck wrong with her. Right. You don't want a person
looking those sides of the head. Exactly. That start the second guessing. Yeah. And second
guessing is the worst thing for a person to do. Because when you start second guessing
things about a person. They gonna lead to you falling away from a person. And they gonna
lead to y'all saying just hey. Fuck me. You don't want this shit. Exactly man. You know
what the fuck this shit. There's too much time. There's too much time. There's too much
shit going on to be just stressing. This shit crazy. Tell me what it is from the beginning.
And I decide what I want for myself. And I understand like the healing process but not
only you know what I'm saying. You can heal from past relationships and all this shit.
You can go get the fuck out of it. Yeah. But your whole thing should be focusing on yourself.
You know yourself. Right. You know what I'm saying. You gotta take that time out too. Yeah
you do. You gotta take that time out to get to know yourself. Like if you don't know yourself
and you don't love yourself who the fuck is this? Yeah who the fuck can you love like
you ain't about to love nothing. Nothing. You can't even love a dog like. You don't even
know what love is. That's for real though. You can't even work it out for season at the
end. That's true. You don't know how to love yourself. That's true shit. And that takes
the question. Have you took the time out? Ever like. When you know you had that major
heartbreak. How long did you sit here? How long did you sit here? You talk to the guru
and that's why I'm asking the guru. Yeah. I ain't crazy. Look I want people cause you
know some people out there can't. You know they can't. They're trying to find ways to
you know like get away from it but they don't want to face it. Like you gotta face that
pain at some point in time. So that's why I'm asking you. Like through that major like
that one major. You had that one major heartbreak. That major. So that one major heartbreak.
I want everybody to answer this because this is real. That one major heartbreak. Like how
much time did it take? How much energy you had to get back that you gave in? You see
what I'm saying? You gotta get all your energy back. That's a thing. You gotta get all of
it back. It's a different way for people. How much time it takes. That depends on you.
That depends on the person. When I had my major heartbreak I focused on my friends.
My friends helped me to not be stuck up in the house. Sad. Yeah. What does it mean?
He always got asked the crazy ass questions. What are you talking about? I can't put a
time on it for nobody else. But it took me I would say like a year and a half to like
really get over it. You know what I'm saying? Build back up. That's a long time though.
That was a long time. And then after. Exactly. But it wasn't a process. It was like more
of okay what I do now. You know what I'm saying? Of course you've heard about it and shit like
that. But I always had the mindset. Me personally I was done with the shit two years before it
happened. It was just that when they break up. When you say them words. Them words right
like they break up like when it's time to just go your separate. The feelings might
be gone. It's just the words that come from it that really mess you up. Cause then everyone
wants to tell you how they really feel and get deep in it. It's already gone. But their
words made it that way. So now it made the emotions and the feelings come and just you
know some people can't handle it. Yeah they can't. And that's fine. Like I said like you
did. Everybody did with shit you did. Of course I was hurt for a while. It was a while. And
then I came to the realization like damn. Shit. Okay I know I can't keep it from marriage.
What can you do for yourself? You know what I'm saying? You gotta come that time out for
yourself. I have cooking a whole year. Taking. A whole year. You know what I'm saying? Like
to love myself. To learn myself. I know who the fuck I am. And I know what I deserve.
So shit. That's why it's like hard now. It's basically like dating. It should be hard.
I mean. It's weird these days. It is. It's weird these days. Cause you got like one
fucker pull up on you. You know. It's crazy cause now the women pull up on you and it's
like a nigga vibe. It's like. Right. Hey come here boy. What the hell she talking to? And
then niggas be busy these days. Well you be. You gotta speak to them first. Yeah. What
happened to the. Exactly. You know the opening of the door. How you doing today? Hey miss
lady. Hey baby. There girl you got fat ass. Shit. Fuck is that? Like that's hot. Like
definitely that's hot. Hey girl. Hey. Somebody ever told you that when you were growing up?
There girl you got fat ass. Let me holler at you girl. I mean. Hey what was the craziest
thing? In my day what up Tickle? For real? Mom said what's up Tickle? Hey did you say
nothing drive. Hey. Like. And that's the craziest thing cause like I say even the older men
these days. Older women. You got you got a 19 year old. That's cause he got a little
pack money. Shit. What a benefit is that? And they probably laying the pipe down though.
Yeah. But let me for real. How long is it gonna. How long before that. You gonna realize
that you gonna fall in love with this young nigga and he gonna break your heart. Or you
gonna fall in love with this young girl and she gonna break your heart. This is gonna
be the same once you get older. It's like it's just a whole cycle of life with people.
But see it wasn't see back then it wasn't like that. You know back then when mom had
they shit. But let me ask you though. But I'm just about to say though. How we know? How
we fucking know it was like that back then cause it was fucking nothing. Then why I just
ask my mom like how was it back then. You know I ain't a liar. I told her my daddy
got kids. So I know like my daddy sit here and if he feel like you ain't hear him talking
English. Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna go over and use my other voice then. You know back then
you had to like my mama say your daddy came to me with a deep ass bare white voice. Hey
baby how you doing? Your daddy was smooth. He was smooth as hell. Your daddy had some
smooth as fuck. You say he got a lot of kids. 29. That's right your daddy was smooth as
fuck. I have my shallow. Oh yeah. Hold on. If you had to choose between bare white and
tater penny grass. Who is you? Who is you gonna sit there? Who is you? Who is you making
love to that? Who is you picking to sit here? I understand what the fuck you saying. We
lit over here. I understand what the fuck you saying. Who put out this? Who you gonna put
in? Who you gonna put in? You slapping your skin long. You know what I'm saying? Who you
track? Who track you slapping your skin? I'm going with motherfucker. I'm going with motherfucker
beer. You going with beer? I'm going with beer. What song? That's a couple of them too
man. No you gotta choose one. It's skin slapping tonight. I'm gonna go live. I already got my
ass. If she been talking shit that whole night. Is practice what you preach. I like that.
I like that. Practice what you preach. My boy TP. Turn off the lights. Okay. What if it's
a crazy night? Yeah if it's a crazy night. Hold on. Like he said if she been talking
shit all day. He playing with the preach. Say if y'all been drinking all night and it's
time to get crazy. Okay then. What Teddy Pendergrass song gonna make you go in? Turn off the lights.
Okay then. What you going with? Beer, white, less. She probably go girl you know you fine
though. Girl you know you fine. He sexy. Y'all got me then. I ain't getting no fucking drink.
I think I'm gonna go with Teddy too. I like turn off the lights too. Okay that's two Teddy's.
Okay. Yeah but I like Teddy. Teddy was the man. He was the man. Bear was a smooth nigga
too though. I'm saying like Bear was Jerry LaVert before. He just a boy. He gonna be
the baby and he gonna wet my panties up. Exactly. Why you talking to me like that? Oh I got a
good one niggas. You know I got a good one niggas. So who you going with? Who you going
with Breezy Bree? I know some songs. I don't know all that shit. We know. We know. But
okay we just gonna say tonight. So put light there. Put light there. If you got one of
them Breezy moments. Hey Brown you dropped your Plan B thing. This man just told her
to drop her Plan B. You lying? Who is it? Some vitamin. I don't know who said that.
I don't know who said that. This is gasoline soft gel. You don't even give them pills for
the fucking Plan B. Yeah I don't want to know because I never had one. Hey shut the fuck
up. I swear. Y'all are tripping. You said during my time. Well put like that. If you
got one of them Breezy moments at the house. You got your little dude y'all been sipping.
Nah but he say I'm an old school fan. Hey Brown type motherfucker singing to you while
you're in your cabin. Why you? Because that's the truth. What you say? Look over in that
motherfucker. Oh yeah. Hey Brown. I'm fucking tripping. Hey god damn. Okay let me die.
If you had. Okay Queen E this question. Y'all answer the question. I need to ask somebody
else. My bad. My bad. We got a round table going on. Let's see. I think I seen your daddy
brother down the street. Oh my bad. She about to say. She going to say Barry. I was going
to say you going to play Teddy. I'll play Teddy. Okay that's three Teddy's. What would
you go with? Barry White. You got to practice what you preach. She too thug. Nah we have
great debates. Y'all already made. Y'all already had that. We have great debates. That's how
I really feel because if you coming to me and you talking all this. You talking all this
talking about what you working on this day and the day. Nah. Do y'all listen to Barry
White on a daily basis or like you know what I'm saying. Nah I ain't going to lie. This
is my playlist I can tell you that. We probably like I ain't going to lie. We probably listen
to Kevin Gates going on. Like Kevin Gates plaid. I don't trust him neither but I just like
the music. I don't trust R Kelly but I like his music. That nigga got fucking music. That's
my question after this question. And I want them to understand when I say fucking music
I'm talking about he has fucking music. Like half of y'all kids name Rob. Right. Some of
y'all name him Kelly. Right. Y'all gave that nigga a hole in the ass. But let's be for
real. I know I was saying I believe I can fly. I like when I was young. Mom what that was
about. My mama heard me in the backseat. I'm like sex me. I believe I can fly. I just
thought you like the damn song. Who was the smoothest nigga. That's my baby. Answer the
question. The smoothest person. Like I said the smoothest. Who had the smoothest role
out of y'all. Out of who? The dude that played David Ruffin or Eddie Kane. I don't know.
I'm going with David bro. First of all. You ain't never watched the. Don't tell me you
ain't never watched the Five Heartbeats. I'm going with David bro. I live bro. If you
don't. I'm going with David. Whoa girl. Did I watch the Five Heartbeat? Did I watch the
Five Heartbeat? I don't think you did but you did watch Temptation though. I just like.
I'm watching TV. But you can because you know we yad on that hoe. What is that? Oh man.
We yad on that hoe. Everybody excuse him. She really from a different country. So she
don't get to watch TV over there. Like us regular black people do over here. So we trying
to. We trying to educate her. Wait. Joy this your fault. That's in a black person household
is Tina Turner. Color purple. I just watched the color purple this year. Oh shit. Where
the fuck did you watch that? I swear to god. Mom did you see the purple? It's been out
since 94 baby. Where you been? What you say? What been out since 94? It's been out a long
time. It ain't been out in the 80's. 80's. Color purple in the 80's dog. I just watched
that. I'm talking about the remake with Whoopi. She went to the game. You talking about the
color purple? Yeah I'm talking about the remake with Whoopi. Whoopi and color purple? Yeah
because you know they did like three color purples. Man I'm talking about the original
one. Yeah you talking about the old one. Whoopi was in that one. I thought that was like in
the 90's. No that shit was in the 80's dog. Take that back. I'll take that back. I forgot
that was top ten. That was a long fucking movie. That was a long fucking movie. That's a good
movie too. Jack. I just watched it. I mean why? So you just watched the color purple.
I got a question for you. What was your favorite scene in the. Cause it was a funny scene.
It was a funny scene in the. Everybody had their funny scene in the. I don't know about
my favorite scene. My favorite scene was when she should have cut the nigga neck when she
was shaving. Ah shit. Too much lifetime people. But she got this point. Cause she didn't cut
it. Yeah I was never. I don't give a damn. That nigga. My favorite part up in there when
he said. When the daddy said. You know that girl. You know that girl been putting her
hands on that boy. She bangin' him up. She bangin'. Hey that daddy had a motherfucker.
He sitting at the lunch. He sitting at the dinner table. Lookin' ugly as shit. He just
sitting there. I told you she was gonna leave you didn't it. Leave you back in did it.
She was a force to be reckoned with. Like a motherfucker. Daddy was a hater. Man. That
shit was crazy. You got the one sitting here talking to you like you a waiter. You're the
head of the house. You're sitting here in the god damn dinner table. You actin' like
a waiter. Daddy shut up. I got this. Hey hang on a second. My favorite part of that motherfucker
when he said. What you gonna do. Sugar got talent. You're black. You're ugly. You're
a woman. You're nothing at all. God damn. Man you a man of a cold blooded. It was more
than cold blooded. That nigga said. I got some me a dates tonight. Hey. I said. Now
say that shit right now to a black woman. I got some dates tonight. Shit. You might
not. What date? Have you called God and said you gonna get away. I'll call him then. Oh
okay. I get it. I get it. You plan on going to the Lord tonight. You going with the Lord.
You gonna meet Jamaica tonight. You know black women change when Al Green got grit. Like
when he got grit ball down. Like for real. You know. Oh that's why Al Green got gritty.
What? What? Gritty. Gritty. He got. Nah. Okay. Nah. That was a grit ball when you get your
pain like this. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I know. You know. You gotta get at an angle. I would
think it was somebody else. Nah. Nah. I almost thought it was James Brown that got gritty.
It was Al Green. It was Al Green. And that's a fucked up way to get gritty too. Well stop
doing fucked up shit. That was Al. Not me. Yeah. I ain't doing it to calm down. Hey.
Al. Al. Al. Al. Al. Al. Al. Sit there and did that. He did. Look. Back then it was some
crazy shit. I just realized that Bobby Womack stole Sam Cooke. Sam Cooke one. Like a motherfuckin'
nigga saw that song. Uh uh. Uh uh. He done just did his woman. He took the man's daughter.
Yeah. That nigga had a song after Sam Cooke had. Uh. What the name of that shit. Mom.
What the name of that song. Uh. That Bobby Womack song. Uh. Damn. How did that shit go.
I can't think of it right now. I was playing it the other day. Damn. Sam Cooke and uh.
Y'all gotta look it up. Y'all gotta look it up. Yeah. Look it up. Look it up. But I just
found that out and the crazy thing about it is I say he married the mama. Turn around.
Divorce the mama. And marry the daughter. I say if I was Sam Cooke. I don't care. I'm
gonna hunt you for the rest of your fucking life. Every night. I don't give a fuck. I
don't give a fuck. Hey that boy said I don't give a fuck. I don't. I don't give a fuck.
I ain't said that shit in about 25 years. I be trying. I be trying. I be trying. I be
trying. I be trying not to say not give a fuck. Cause you gotta give a fuck about something.
You know cause I can't be like the millennials. And it's the problem. I said I don't give
a fuck about nothing. At all. I don't give a fuck. I don't care. I don't give a fuck.
Back then we used to give a fuck about shooting a person cause you knew you had life behind
it and you had to go to. And you had to go. It's still real. They just don't care. They
just don't care until they see it. Even when considering how people back in the day when
people did fuck up shit back in the day. They were just doing they oh they really gave a
fuck. You know what I'm saying. I actually cared for you bitch. I actually cared for
your ass and this is what you did. I'm just saying though. Nah. Cause y'all type of care
is different from caring. Cause Wayne to X Hell put a whole different care in y'all facility.
See I was born in a house. Like my brothers in them little. So it was like six more girls
back then leave. So I was right there with them. So Wayne to X Hell. You know what I'm
saying. Like my mama. Hey go burn this shit up outside. I'm looking outside and it's a
fucking fire. It is trash. Boom. I done seen bleach clothes. I ain't never. I said crazy
though. Like Wayne to X Hell. Okay. Have you ever chased somebody in your car? Yeah. Yes
I have. He ain't come home tonight. He ain't come home that night. And when he was in his
truck. That's true. We played hide and seek all through Jackson. I ain't got no insurance.
So don't hit my car. Don't hit my car. Two. Have you ever sit here and realized that if
you sit here and bump a car somebody. That ass is going and you gonna keep going straight.
And once they go the other way. Somebody else right there. A child can be right there in
the middle of the street. Anything. I done seen a woman there for real. Put her child
in the car. Throw the baby in the car. Pull off and hit a hundred down to 220. Goof as
hell. We in Jackson. Jackson is waiting for it to rain to drive the absolute fucking
work. The fastest. That one drive the fastest. What is that? No. Texas is fucked up. Texas
got a fucked up way of driving. The speed limit is 80 to 85. And they going and shit
and they hiring each other bumping a bumper. Like one weekend Dallas for me was enough.
Man I got lost. Dallas got all this shit. Loops and loops and eight nine different highways.
Man we ended up in Waco. I said well shit we just gonna stay here for the night. Hey
look at this thing. You better not miss that fucking ass. It was I-10 by 10. If you don't
get there for you gotta leave out early. If you got a six hour a motor trip you gotta
leave out like five or six o'clock. If you got a twelve hour. I like the night time drive
so I go to be early. Shit. Can we leave at one o'clock in the morning. That night time
drive be killing me. Yeah but you ain't got to worry about all them police. Yeah but you
gotta worry about them ducts off. I like the fucking C though. But I'm saying I'm up. I
done took my sleep. So let's. So you a night drive. I like night driving. I ain't gonna
lie. I used to like night driving but when you gotta stop at Red Lights in Jackson. I
went down. I ain't hitting down on purpose for this. I don't even like that. 220 throw
your ass off though. Three highway. You go down 220 you going more than 80 I guarantee
by the time you jump up and bounce down. It always. I'm not driving around a game today.
I'm gonna keep my black ass up and down. Fuck them motherfuckers out here. I go to the store
early like just twelve o'clock one o'clock I'm getting out the way. I ain't out here in
the street. When I get out of work goddamn it on Friday I hope we got all we need. See
that one I'm glad. So I don't have to get back out. That one thing about it I'm glad
we get off Friday. My boss man he throw our ass out the clock by twelve o'clock. He throw
y'all out the clock. Y'all done got too much money from me this week. You know what I mind
you can tell he saying you got too much money from me this week my nigga like twelve o'clock
it ain't no two three four today. But that's how you shit right though. I don't mind like
I don't mind driving this way. Go. It's where I'm driving. Now if I got a trip to Chicago
I gotta get up by three. I'm gonna go and hit the highway by three. That's a twelve
hour ride. I see when you get there buddy. I ain't driving this shit. Like I drove to
New York before. No sir. And I would never do that again. And I don't like even being
in foreign cities that I ain't been in or you know they tore myself because I don't know
how these motherfuckers drive. They don't drive down though. Exactly. I don't know how y'all
drive. You gonna see you gonna see yelling black Texas in goddamn New York. Yelling black
Texas like right there. You gonna song. Oh no. Shit. You don't understand. Wait. Shit.
Look I'm gonna tell you something. Real booty. When you go out to eat with Bree. You don't
want to go out to tell you something or you don't want to go out. You don't want to go
out but you don't want to go out. You want to go out because you'll have fun. But you
don't want to go out because the place that you go to is expensive. She extra expensive.
Yes. See Breezy Bree is like the wild child. Like she has fun. Like she seeks life. She
seeks life. So she ate. So she enjoys fun. She seeks life. But I don't like the fact
that you hold us wait up for getting out ordering because you won't eat my shit. She did that.
Hey mama. You can't tell a story because the next day we went out to eat. She said that
that white girl looked up and took it and I got there on order. She was like please.
Please ma'am. I got one two three. I was trying to get the rest. So is the liquor right here?
Is it stronger? What I'm saying is can I get another shot of this? I swear she be talking
about the shit. I already know what I want. She be asking for shit. She be asking for
shit. What type of drywall you have? I think we talked about earlier about giving something
more. So just know. What? Girl. Just know Bree. What type of flowers y'all have? About
the broccoli. You think you going to have an hour wait on your food. She talking about
the food. Wow. I just like what I want. She talking about some frame broccoli. I see me
too. Did you see the limit? Garlic only on the menu. I see how they serve it on one dish.
I know if you serve it on one dish you can bring me to see. R Kelly. R Keith Wigg. R Kelly
all fucking day. R Kelly. R Kelly. What kind of question was that? Because y'all don't
know. Y'all don't let me finish the question. Well you better hurry the fuck up. See y'all
don't understand. These people got hits because they wrote so many songs for people. You know
what I'm saying? I can't sum most of his though. He did. And you know Keith Sweat did. He begged
the shit out of one. He really singing though. Keith Sweat. He was singing. Begging man.
Back then everybody wanted to beg a man. Yeah we still want to beg. No. I mean nowadays
nigga ain't going to beg because you ain't got no real love songs to make you beg. Chris
Brown. Chris Brown can take you down but he ain't making you beg. He do got a song called
beg though. But let me for real. Is it? He telling the woman to what? He telling her
to beg for it. How many? That for real. When we take our generation. The last generation.
The last of the 90's. The top of the 90's. The last of the 90's. Hell nah. Hell nah.
No offense. I'm going to stop this shit at 95. Stop this shit at 95. Stop this shit at
95. How long? What you want in? I'll say 97. Yeah I'll say yeah. At the end of the
90's. At the 92. Yeah I'll say different. We got the last of the 80's. Like we got the
last of the 80's. But let me for real. You remember when we were trying to get a girl
back then and we had to see what we had to do for it. We had to write the notes. We had
to write the letters. The time. Song playing. See we was in the last of the begging era
because we was the last of the letter writers. That was not the last of the begging era.
Please stop. When was the last of the begging era? Please stop happening. After the 90
kid grew up. After the 80. After the 90's kid grew up. Oh shit your young ass up. You
don't fucking know. You talking after the 80's. I think I'm going to say. Because let me
for real. Kids don't know nothing about writing that note no more. No kids don't know
nothing about this shit. Do you like me? You don't take a half a page just on this side.
See they don't even begging though at that point. We just was doing one shit because
you going to write this shit. So we will write all this shit and then put three simple words
do you like me. A four simple word do you like me. Y'all was broke up at 10.05. And
guess what. Call me on my phone. I'm playing. I got my phone to the radio. Y'all don't
play. And I was playing Chris Brown. Say goodbye. Say goodbye exactly. I swear to God a girl
broke up with me probably like two minutes later after we got together. What the fuck.
I said damn. That was your shortest relationship? I want to talk to. I swear to God. That was
my shortest relationship. I think I got you beat. My shortest relationship was 45 minutes.
I said too. Actually I got both of y'all beat. Mine was 30 seconds. As soon as she seen
my brother walk behind me she changed her whole mentality. That dude told me. What's
your name? That one can't handle me. This bitch flipped around the class. Cause she
was a new student. Oh she was searching. As soon as the bell rings she see everybody.
She was like hey yeah yeah. Oh you a new student? Mine told me I can't fuck with you. You too
dangerous for me. Listen you just a dangerous girl. Cause I swear to God you have a knife
on you every time she see you. She can't fuck with me cause my ears are too big. She said
we have a baby our ears ain't gonna match up. Oh my. Cause her head was like this though.
Her head was skinny. No. Y'all want a new baby? No. Shit we got a little. It's the
Brady Bunch. I brought my four. She got her two. Cause I was just about to say they got
nine two kids right now. I'm good. You don't want no more kids? Man I'm getting up in
age. My mama had me when she was 38. I don't want no more kids. I'm finna be 34. I'm done.
I did my skiing when I was in my 20's. I did my skiing in my 20's when I realized oh
no these little bastards expensive. I ain't even wanna think about skiing my ass off.
Thank God it didn't pop out. I was a raw dog. I was a raw dog. Man the first time. I swear
to God the word did come out of me. The first time I had one. The first time we did it we
had a baby. And I was like. And she was like. I was like mom can we get a blood test at
the hospital? She was like yeah. So we get a blood test come back mine. I was like man
they gots to be lying. Somebody switched the blood sample. That's for real. Y'all
think I'm playing but then I realized I said well I'm gonna try for a little boy after
her. That's not even gonna lie. I scraped out with three girls first. I guess God was
saying you know you too hoarse for a little boy cause you can't show him that. You don't
know who I am. So boom. I'm gonna tell you something. I sleep on. Just straight go sleep
on top of your body. What be talking to me now. Lay my head down on your back. And if
you talk to me and he puts mine in. He puts mine in. That's so sad. Ball up like a feed
is at the word. I'm sucking your thumb right now. Can't tell everybody we got my mother
in the locker room. Can we get some juice. How you think he got her. She got her. She
got her. I don't know what's up. A bunch of these kids in this room. Ain't no disrespect
as much. Cause I would never try to disrespect you. A bunch of these kids are her but. I
never would disrespect you. Hold on. Since she say that. Since she say that. I'm finnished.
Now we finnished. Now we finnished. Now we finnished taking this stuff off. Cause I'm
glad I got this question rolled down. Yeah. I keep my stuff rolled down. And I want everybody
to answer this question. Everybody. Even mom. What the question is? Even mom. Oh shit. Those
are fucking cyclops. Damn. You ain't got skin on them. Nah. I told her. I told her
that her glasses were built for aunts a long time ago. They're the ones you get. They're
the ones you catch them with. She got a thing on the back. I told her. She got a band on
it. See. That's how I know she still in that era of the 90s. That Urkel. Cause that ain't
a thing. I love me and Urkel baby. I love Urkel. Okay. I got a question for Breeze and Breeze.
Y'all have to treat women. Who? Urkel. Wrong. I'm going to tell you who taught me. And it
is real talk. Urkel didn't teach me cause guess what. Urkel became a player too didn't
it? When he became Stephon. Yeah. So that shows that you bring a nerd. He was fine and
they showed you that a man had two parts to him. Every show. They showed you that a man
had two parts to him. Every man had. It showed you. He was fine. He thought Stephon was fine.
He ain't fine doesn't always mean. Well I did. If you had Urkel. If you had a chance to
talk. Who would you talk to mama? Urkel or Stephon? My point is that. Why Stephon? What
wrong with my point mama? Because Urkel is a shy little. He's a geeky nerd. You know
what I'm saying? And once you bring. You want a nerd. But if you bring that nerd about that
motherfuckin' shy. What you look like. Okay but that's the point. You can bring somebody
out of something. And they are like I say. What you going to do. He was like he wasn't
but. I mean. I knew that. But when that swad came. When that swad came he couldn't go nowhere
without saying Stephon. Stephon. Kissing bitches and they falling out. Y'all doing too
fucking much. Now why y'all doing that? Come on. Urkel did it. Y'all would have been like
ew. And then guess what. He had Myra. But who he wanted? Laura. So come on now. Myra
was freaky as fuck too. She was ready to fuck. Hey to me. That whole thing. That's what she
was trying to do. She was trying to not boost that whole show. I'm going to show Myra ass
up. Myra was trying to be a motherfucker. I ain't going to lie. She seen Steve's work.
You know what I mean. Like everybody. Why you say he was smart. He was funny. And shit
that motherfucker show he cared. But guess what. The person. You can see the person worth.
And you can bring that person to that worth. But you brought them to that worth. Alright.
Appreciate it. Now I can go get Laura. Hey this nigga had to change to a whole nother motherfucker. Fuck that bitch.
He had to change to a whole nother me. A whole nother motherfucker to get her. Man fuck that motherfucker.
If you got to change it to that one thing. If you ain't like that. Man fuck it. If you ain't like that. Man fuck it.
You are. Think about this. Think about this. Hell nah. Fuck her. What most people think about these days is what society going to think about.
With that goof ass. That's the hardest pressure to be under is what society thinks about you.
So if he. So if you see her. Was walking with a nerdy person. Oh. What the fuck she doing with that nerd.
You can say that all the time. But guess what. A person gets tired of hearing that shit over and over and over and over.
You want to know something. That's like a bitch fucking with a ugly bitch. Right. Hey I just bout to say that. Hey.
We got a lot of ugly fucks growing up and shit. Hey. How he pull her? Exactly because I knew I looked better than this nigga.
But guess what. It ain't. But guess what. I'm finna tell you why. I'm finna tell you why. I'm finna tell you why.
Why ugly. Why the ugly. Why the ugly. You know. The ugliest get the prettiest. The prettiest get the ugliest. I'm finna tell you why. It's two different reasons why.
Why? The comfort. For one the prettiest. You prettier than that person. The ugly person. Guess what. The pretty person see the ugly as a comfort.
She see the comfort she can get from this person. Right. You know what I'm saying. But they also looking at like.
You know if you a sister with yourself. Like okay. Like. Shit I don't want that person to look better than me.
Because you can't take your phone and do what I do. If you long. If it take you 30 minutes to get dressed longer than the average person.
Something wrong with you. The average female take. We already know it's 45 minutes. Well I ain't know average. I'm fired.
Girl please. Me. Girl we was trying to be fucking late. No. In New Orleans we was trying to be. We was anticipating that we was going to be the last ones to come down.
These motherfuckers was the last ones to come down. I came to mama house and took a bath. Thank you. I went the luxury shower.
Y'all didn't even know where I was. I was here a whole 10 minutes. When I walked through the door I had been here a whole fucking. I heard the door open. Yeah 10-15 minutes.
But it just like the simple. Don't y'all just love the like the brother sister connection that's just going on right now. I'll show right past the house. Thank you.
She'll show past the gate. She'll say spend a block. I will. But turn the opposite direction. I'll turn it. It's a driveway. How about it?
The last. I'll say the last thing would be what?
If you could tell anybody to self improve they self.
How would you. I wanted to hear from everybody on this one. And they own opinion how to self improve.
You know. Self improve with people. No. No. Like get them advice like how to you know self improve they self. Like to be a better person every day.
Put my trolls in and you know follow even write cue cards down for they self. Y'all just give them something they can flow with them for the week.
Well something that I could use. I have a journal and I write my self improve every day. You know what I'm saying.
Like you gotta lift yourself to see. I ain't got nobody to lift me. You gotta keep that energy and vibration.
I'm just my own self improve. I'm my own party. I can book. You got it on truett.
I just had to say that. We had to do this again. You know what I'm saying. You gotta talk to yourself better. Like I talk to myself all day long. Get some therapy.
If you got some problems. If you got deep emotions with yourself that you gotta work out and you truly need fixing it.
You gotta get deep in your emotions and get therapy. I mean. Yes. Yeah. Because in your mind fine. No. In your mind fine.
I still need just life navigation. There ain't nothing deep. I don't know how to navigate.
You gotta get going to work. Going to the gym. Going to serve the church.
That's what. So. So. That means you put. That means. If you putting pressure on yourself to the point where.
You know what I'm saying. You dealing with a lot of things and you feel like you need to talk to somebody.
Talk to God. Talk to God. I'm trying to. Therapy. You ain't got that much money to spend. You got a bill coming up soon.
That bill cost twenty five fucking dollars. You gotta insure. Twenty five dollars can be gas money.
I mean it's your last twenty. Twenty five dollars is me. It's more than gas money.
So do you want to sacrifice your health or your gas like. I mean at the end of the day.
Put yourself first. Yeah. That's what you gotta do. I write my ass. Make sure my journal. Right.
Get a journal. Queue call. You know. I do see my own my weed sometimes. I'm trying to take a therapist.
It's hard. I ain't gonna lie. I would rather smoke my weed. My weed is my therapist. I ain't gonna lie.
I would really smoke my weed though. I would rather smoke my weed. If I'm gonna spend that.
If I gotta sit here and listen to a person say. So how did it make you feel?
Talk to me like I'm special. It ain't even talking to special. It ain't even the talking part. It's just how you feel.
They started asking what it makes you feel. What it makes you feel. Yeah. That's a stereotype.
I mean I know it's a stereotype but you know still it's still dealing with how you feel. Right.
You know at the end of the day it's dealing. It's how you feel. I mean like me. I ain't gonna lie.
I'm writing my journal. I'm writing my journal. I'm writing my thoughts for the day. This pod can't like.
I feel they might be bothering me. And I take them pieces of paper and I burn them.
Yo. That's what I used to do. I can't do that shit no more. That's only in the movies.
The last time I did that shit I set somebody on fire. And I ain't trying to do that shit.
No I didn't have no attention. They were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
I'm trying to. If I drop something out the window. Tell me you're outside smoking Plyll.
I don't want to burn your dreads off. But like mine. I ain't gonna lie.
Mine is like just talking and just talking and getting people of you know ideas.
And helping them seek new problems because everybody has a problem.
Some people don't have people to talk to. Some people don't have smiles.
You know to get. Like I say a lot of people need smiles.
If you can't wake up with a smile in the morning. Something wrong with you.
Like you. It's deeply internal. Like. Wake up in the morning.
First thing you should do. Thanks lord. Thanks for the fucking lord.
Give him your almighty praise. Like for real. Because shit. Motherfucker they ain't even woke up.
I ain't gonna wake up. Period. That motherfucker woke up dead.
It's like a motherfucker. He. Shit. They look at.
Black people turn. White people turn. He died in his sleep.
Black folks. He woke up dead.
What the fuck. They're like oh girl what you punched on what. He woke up dead.
What the fuck. How you do that. But mine is like. Mine is like talking to people.
And I ain't gonna lie. I get away through music. Like. And meditation.
Like music. Music. Music. Meditation.
That shit helps man. Yeah. You got deeply anger issues.
Fuck. How could I put that in too. Man.
Hey. At the next podcast. I'm gonna let y'all share some fucking stories.
Cause. My mother. I want to hear about him putting some.
Y'all. You gonna need a podcast just for him by himself.
Yo. Him by himself. Because he. This man I put his own sister in the dryer.
Oh. Yeah. He done sit here and. I'm trying to make sure you a dry.
He's. Playing truth or death.
Playing truth or death. Why you do this silly shit. What's wrong with you.
Playing truth or death.
The dryers we got down there. You know they ain't got like the little. Little reds.
You know the ones they ain't got the little reds. They be had the hard reds.
Yeah. Set up. Set up. All you hear is.
That's. That's set up. It's getting hot.
Hey. What the fuck I tell you. Hey. Time out. What is. Hold on.
Hold on. Repeat it. Repeat it. What's she say.
It's getting hot.
Hey. What the fuck I tell you.
We were playing truth or death. We were playing truth or death.
We were playing truth or death. Hey. And now they. Now they.
They tell the stories in front of their mama. Man. This is crazy.
She learn new stuff every day. This is crazy.
She turned it on. We went in the kitchen.
She got in there motherfucker. She fit perfectly.
Club dough. It's dark.
All right. All I hear is motherfucker bang go.
And I hear it spinning. Ow. Ow. It's getting hot.
Hey. My crazy. My crazy. It's going right like I plan.
She fit perfectly.
Fit perfectly. That's what she turned it on. You know what.
We might. I might have to get him by himself because me and him got some stories.
Because I told you all my story how I unplugged.
They're overrated. They're overrated. I swear.
Big brothers that they are overrated. I'm the little brother.
You ain't got no little brother. I'm the little brother. I was overrated.
I unplugged a dead man. A man that was almost dead.
That died the next day.
What the fuck. Bring him back. Spend the block.
I'll tell you the story man.
I'm on my way to the hospital to see my uncle. But I'm on the phone with this little chick.
I'm trying to get some ass. Y'all just don't know. I'm happy.
I'm walking in there. But my phone you hear that doot doot.
Five percent. I start running. I start running.
Waiting for the elevator. I see four percent. I said I'm going to turn my light off.
By the time I got to that room I had two percent. I was on my last two percent.
And with GALAX people don't know.
Them GALAX's back then. Two percent. They did.
They owe it. Man I'm running.
So I'm looking for a plug. Not knowing it's a plug on the bed.
Now I just found this out that the hospital bed's got plugs.
Aw man. Nigga I don't think I know it's. I don't know it's a plug.
I don't know it's a plug.
What the fuck. You don't know what the fuck.
Please tell me you don't know what the plug is.
I thought it was the bed. I thought it was the bed.
I thought it was the bed really. I thought it was the bed.
I said shit he don't need the bed. He already sitting up.
So pretty much you did that shit on purpose.
No. Cause you thought it was the bed.
No. But this is. No. See listen.
So. No. We didn't know. We didn't.
But it wasn't the bed. So.
Everybody sitting down. We just hear.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
And it was gone.
And they were like. He's dying. He's dying.
I didn't know. I'm on my phone texting.
I'm feeling it get some ass.
At the age of 17. I'm not studying. Nothing.
Wow. Goddamn.
I was trying to get it in.
Y'all just don't know.
So getting that pussy was more important.
More important than this nigga laying in his bed at that time.
No. He know to. He know to.
You think I wanted to be up there. I didn't like him.
He didn't want to know.
And at the front I pushed his wife in with him.
Like. She got so mad.
Like I got so mad because he didn't die.
So. When the next day he died.
And y'all got mad at me for unplugging my phone.
For plugging my phone up.
And this nigga died the next day.
How you got your phone unplugged and it had shit to do with it?
It had shit to do with it.
Because I unplugged the wrong thing.
Man, you don't tell that nigga to go.
His ass had to get up out of here.
He wasted. He wasted. He wasted.
He wasted.
Like I said. He wasted no folks bed.
He wasted their air.
He ain't got shit else to tell us.
He can't even talk.
My mama said I was wrong.
But she bust out laughing.
You about to get my damn director soon.
Yeah I'm proud of that nigga.
Oh no.
What they move. We were watching baby one of the.
Like he was paralyzed and shit.
And he was always in the hospital bed and shit.
They used to come.
No not them.
I was about to say that was a good movie.
Everybody get out of this hospital.
Until my son get treated.
I don't know what that man mother fucker want.
That nigga fucked the guy in the room.
He fucked the guy in the room.
You ate one of my cookie snacks?
Uh oh. Cookie fight.
No but I thought about it.
I had one left in there.
Snack pack fight.
I mean if I did. I did. I didn't.
Look how she bit in that cookie.
I didn't look at you.
I do want one.
But it was chocolate coconut.
Well that's on Maui.
Well just look at it. It's just two in there.
Because one on nine.
No it ain't.
She said over her.
You know some people go.
Some people go beyond the neighborhood for them cookies.
They go to extreme for their food.
No for them cookies.
I don't see people go crazy over in there for them cookies.
They love them cookies.
They never like they on the shelf like.
For a day or so.
Not even once a month.
Once every three months.
You ain't going to find them.
What do you mean?
She's like sweet.
She's a type mother fucker.
She got a bag of chips on her.
She a type mother fucker.
After she get through eating the big meal.
She's on the right.
Is this only right?
We done jumped out all the time.
Y'all fucking telling them something.
I was going in the bathroom thinking like this.
I can't be called this seriously all over the place.
That's why I call it all in all family.
Cause you go all in.
It is just all family.
That's why I say.
It's just to give people.
Family all over the place.
I don't want to get carried out for a festival.
I don't feel like it.
Nobody can't hear you.
Come on you can get us a sponsorship with them cookies.
I don't want to get carried out.
This is the only way.
I don't want to get carried out.
This commercial person brought it to me.
Yup.
Pepper's form.
Maui.
Milk chocolate.
She can't stop smacking y'all.
That's a good ass commercial.
I want to go get them cookies now.
You swallow that shit first.
So we can hear exactly what she said.
She's not smacking.
Get yours now.
I will never buy them cookies.
You ain't told everybody about the cookie.
You supposed to take all the cookies off the shelf when you found them.
Nah I don't.
Hey Mom.
She really married you about that shit.
She told me about that shit yesterday.
And I had a buddy clean the shelf.
And that Mom don't know damn where she supposed to be cleaning the shelf.
She know.
You know how that shit go.
No we can't find these damn cookies.
She supposed to clear the shelf?
I just knew she was.
You got it set like this.
She can clear the shelf for me.
I said never.
She said no I just got two bags.
I'm thinking she got me two.
I don't know.
I got that bag.
I said wait a minute.
I got just one bag okay.
What you say?
I got a bag of bags.
She's excited when she seeing them two bags.
But I wanted to see the egg on her face.
To know that one was just hers.
Die instantly.
I just knew both of them were mine.
I got two I'm okay.
You thought I got two with you or what?
I think you got two weeks.
That was your thing?
Yeah.
Goofy.
That bag was the only one pack.
I only ate two of these motherfuckers.
They raffled it.
I was like I'm going to eat it.
They raffled it.
It's on the 8 Cookies coming up.
That's a tease.
Y'all need to put some more cookies up in this motherfuckers bag.
Oh wait endorsement deal dead.
I'm just saying.
They were going to send you boxes of cookies.
That's bad.
Y'all can still bring me some cookies.
But I still will promote y'all shit though.
Just no way.
Put me on.
Shout out to Take The Form for giving me a 1.5 billion.
$50 endorsement deal.
And on 4 Cookies.
What you say about 8 Cookies in that bag.
I shout out to you for that money though.
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