This is All In All Family starring King Josh and I'm Queen E.
What's good, what's good everybody? This your boy King Josh.
And I'm Queen E.
And y'all back tuned in to another episode of All In All Family.
So today's topic is thirst.
Who smoked thirst? A male or a female?
And why?
And let's be honest, we gonna tell our thirstiest moments and everybody that had a thirstiest moment.
And what attracts thirst?
That's a good question.
Oh yeah, oh yeah we gonna get into it.
Queen E.
Yeah?
What you been up to man?
Working.
Man we both have and we apologize for you know, for the slack off.
We sincerely apologize.
Like for real.
Apologize for the...
Well we had to take a day off and today was my auntie birthday so we just came back from a party that was awesome.
I'm happy that she turned 50 you know.
But on top of that though, thank God it's... thank God it's... it's fucking Sunday.
It's a whole new beginning.
It's gonna be a whole new beginning Monday, April 1st.
But let's get to it.
Oh yeah, I got one question too.
What the hell is going on with Diddy man?
It's a lot of shit that's going on.
It's a lot.
Like I can't even explain it to y'all because I'm looking at one post, then I see another post, then I'm watching the TV, they saying something different.
I'm like and then I see this nigga walking out with his daughters, I'm like god damn like is he free?
Do they give a fuck?
But to me it's just a distraction.
That's all it is.
Y'all don't... y'all tuning in to that bullshit.
It's just a distraction.
But it's fun bullshit because it's Diddy though.
Like Mr. Dancing All in the video like Suge said.
Like come to Diff Row.
So your manager ain't gotta be dancing all in the video.
They say they believe that's what led to the FBI raid his place.
Nah.
They think Suge might have something to do with it.
Hell nah.
They say Diddy is trafficking people.
Yeah.
That's what the news say.
So to me it had to been like an inside job.
To me I believe it was Miami but I ain't gonna say no name.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't saying no name.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't gonna say no name.
I want the finger because she said she ain't getting in this shit.
I'm just saying people.
Diddy, Diddy, what we gonna do?
But on top of it let's get to our first topic of the day.
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But on top of that our first topic of the day.
What makes a man or woman thirsty?
And why?
And we gonna let Queenie start off today.
What makes a man and a woman thirsty?
Explain the woman part first cause the man part.
Because I'm gonna explain the man and then I want you to come back and explain the man.
And I'm gonna come back and explain the woman.
Alright gotcha.
So to me a woman being thirsty throwing herself out there.
Just throwing herself on any man she see.
If she see that man pull out a bankroll.
She gonna throw herself over there.
She gonna talk her smooth talk.
Do what she do.
Try to gain his trust.
Get in his pockets.
Some of you women out here are real thirsty for money.
For money and attention.
Cause a lot of these folks now believe if you ain't shaking your ass for the camera.
Ain't nobody looking at you.
I can agree with that.
Cause it's just strange.
Back then it wasn't no such thing as a face trap.
I'm gonna put it like this.
Give me the ones that wear the mu mu's to motherfucking sleep.
Don't, I ain't, but the mu mu is if you a male out there.
If your woman wear a mu mu.
That is the most sexiest thing cause you know ain't nothing under a mu mu.
Tell her go to Walmart or tell her go to Kroger.
Shout out to mu mu.
Cause man, the mu mu's is comfortable when you sleeping next to your favorite person.
I ain't never had a mu mu on so I don't know.
I'm saying when you sleeping next to your girl.
It's not, it don't feel comfortable to you.
You to be hugged up against her in her mu mu.
I just know it's free access.
I'm finna get some.
That's all I know people.
I'm finna take this pussy some night.
She can't tell me no.
I feel like this.
If a woman put on a mu mu.
You can get some.
And then she put on the pants.
And she put on the pajama top.
Your ass don't fuck up somewhere.
Now this the crazy part.
Man, as you put on some boy shorts.
You don't fuck up.
There's no access.
She just teasing you.
She just teasing.
That's how it is.
But a mu mu.
You know.
Cause a mu mu she gonna bend over in front of you.
And let you know there's nothing under a mu mu.
But that mu mu.
She ready for you to come make a mu mu.
Mu mu.
That's it.
That's all you can do.
Mu mu.
But the third chapter me from like us.
Me and like.
I ain't gonna lie.
Bruh.
We see a woman that is fine.
We a high level.
But we see a mu mu.
Got a face of a mu mu.
But a ass like a stallion.
Hey girl.
Hey hey hey.
Shout it.
Come here.
Hey baby.
I got five.
I got sixty.
I got eighty.
What you need?
That's like bro.
I'm finna tell you something.
Throwing money at a female.
Is not what she is bargain for.
But she gonna take it.
And she gonna break you.
And gonna walk off on you.
Because she don't want that shit.
Thirst traps like bro.
That could like a woman would set you up.
To see how thirsty you really is.
And if you bite on that thirst trap.
Because you gotta lick it.
I'm finna tell you something.
And this a crazy thing for a man.
She could be hailed.
A woman that come outside with boy shorts on.
With her head cheeks out.
Bro we thirsty.
Bro you could see the slob come out of the nigga mouth.
Nigga like a whole German shepherd.
He get retarded.
He get mentally ill for real.
He already thinking how he can hit that ass.
Like three different ways.
Like.
Watching how it jiggle.
Like that for real.
Like it's hard.
Because.
A woman can throw out a.
A woman can throw out simple thirst traps.
And a nigga fall into a quick.
Cause our mind frame.
Our mind frame don't.
Catch on until.
Hey this bitch using me.
But these women do know what they be doing.
When they be throwing the thirst traps.
And some of these men do too.
I ain't gonna lie.
You speak that good game to a female.
And you got em.
That's part.
To me I feel like that's one of y'all thirst traps.
Nah I'll tell you something.
A third trap is this.
A nigga going to get.
I said a nigga going to get about.
300 warns.
And getting like.
And that nigga got three.
Probably.
320.
That what that is.
What about.
15, 20.
So he got 15, 20.
And he got 300 warns.
And he bottling them bitches up.
He stacking them 20s on.
Probably three 20s.
On the top of each one.
Three at the bottom.
So boom he go to the store.
Hey baby shit.
You good I'll pay for your game.
Stop playing.
You ain't got no money.
He gonna put out that little bankroll.
And that's how a woman fuck go too.
She bite.
She bite down quick.
She don't look at the bankroll.
What's inside the bankroll.
It's number one is inside the motherfucker bankroll.
And he's going to keep.
One thing about.
One thing about like.
There for a hood nigga.
He going to keep his motherfucking money.
He not going.
You know his money ain't going to be shown.
You know shit when he pull that bitch.
Like when he.
You can see it in his pocket from the gigo.
And if a nigga pull his money out.
Trust me.
I'll guarantee you.
He trying to.
He fishing.
And he going to get you.
And he going to lay a trick down on your head.
And boom you got caught in the thirst trap.
Because a lot of motherfuckers thirsty.
Like.
Bruh.
If you get in the girl DM.
And show your dick.
You thirsty as hell.
You really.
If that's your conversation starter.
Don't let it be that.
Bruh.
J.K.
She say I need somebody.
I need somebody to come rub on my booty.
You going to put your whole dick picture in there.
Hell nah my nigga.
That's not.
Bruh.
I'm going to tell you another one thing I never never in my life did.
Throw my dick pic.
In a female inbox.
Fuck no.
Hell nah.
Can't nobody tell you how my dick look.
And I got a mole on my dick.
So.
Anybody can tell you.
You know.
If anybody can tell you.
Is on the corner.
And they can't tell you on what side.
Because.
Get what is at the bottom.
I know my shit.
So.
Like they here.
I lost a couple phones.
I think by two I was unlocked.
With the rest of my.
Bag.
You had to restart the whole.
All your stuff.
Still in it.
When they restarted.
No.
Because you got.
It's hard because.
You got to get into a Google account.
And when you restart a phone.
That stolen.
That you basically stole.
You know.
You got to sit here.
And god damn.
Reboot that bitch.
Everything gone.
When you reboot that bitch.
So basically a brand new phone.
And.
You know.
Why it's.
Brand new phone.
With.
And.
I lost.
Two unlocked phones.
I.
Could tell you this.
And boy.
My pitch.
As ever.
Showed.
Over.
Ever show.
Though I think I had to delete.
My.
Delete my account.
Off the other phone.
Good boy.
Motherfuckers.
Popping those Facebook pictures.
And shit.
What the fuck.
Put this up.
To.
Put this up.
You put this picture up there?
It's a whole new page of me.
I ain't make this page.
Oh yeah, and you thirsty.
If you get blocked and you come back from another page
and try to toggle in, you know what I'm saying?
You real thirsty.
You real thirsty if you make another page, bro.
Please go get you some drink, some of the drink,
some water, juice.
Nah, nah, don't even go get none of the drink.
Put your clothes on, get in your car,
and drive down to the menstrual institutes
because you need help.
Real bad.
There's some females that do that shit too.
Oh yeah.
A lot of them.
It's a lot.
Make fake pages, try to, you know, like damn.
The crazy thing about life is
thirst don't last forever.
It won't last forever.
Like, I'm gonna tell you something.
I really feel like men, I can say men, we more thirsty.
But it's the women that put the thirst out there for us
because like I say, it's social media.
Like, motherfucker, you take a picture.
You can take a regular picture,
motherfucker, when we see you.
Take a picture and some motherfuckers
show us the show on your ass.
Man, you get a motherfucker.
Down to one take, I already have life.
And down to 30 minutes.
Just because of your age.
Not your face.
And bro, that's right, tonight, if you go out there
and just put a picture on Facebook or put it on your store,
just put a picture of you just doing some,
you know what I'm saying?
You free, you know what I'm saying?
You wanna be naked.
But you ain't putting a naked picture on there.
You just putting like a sexy picture on there.
I guarantee you, a motherfucker,
you gonna get likes that you ain't even seen niggas
on your page before.
And niggas do the same thing.
And I guarantee you, from like this here,
you know what I'm saying?
Put a page, take a picture with your shirt off,
and just put it on there.
And, now if you know your shit ain't right
to take a fucking picture with your shirt off,
don't you do no shit like that.
Don't you embarrass yourself like that.
And for the ones who love the filters.
Don't use no filters.
Like I say, that's the, it's a lot of women
that get niggas out here with them filters, bro.
Boy, they look like a dime.
That's the third trap.
But in person, they look like a penny.
Man, motherfucking, bro.
You, okay.
That's how you know the thirties.
To me, like I said, I say a man,
but the woman is the thirties.
A thirties, bro, a thirties trap, bro.
When you go over a third trap house, it's like a trap house.
She live like she in a trap house.
She look good.
That's the, I don't understand it.
Why all the women that fucking look good, man,
live like they fucking.
Like they trap queen.
Like they, no, they nasty.
Fuck that, they live in filth.
Nigga, roaches mean you at the door,
rats mean you in the kitchen.
Tell my son, you want some meat?
I was just finna fix me some meat.
You want some meat?
You got roaches asking for cigarettes,
asking for blunt roaches and shit.
Kids up there running over the roaches and shit.
Roaches, tell my son, watch out, watch out.
God damn, nigga, you seen me?
You know, boom, and then they in a little fucked up ass car.
That's how you know the thirties ones.
I ain't tripping.
I ain't finna lie to y'all.
The thirties ones, y'all don't even,
bro, y'all are fucking, y'all be tripping, bro.
They be the baddest ones in the fucking,
in the ugly, in the tow up car,
in the tow up ass Honda, Toyota or something.
Bitch, we feel like it's on.
See you motherfucker with a beat up ass car,
pull up to the gas station.
You thinking it's just some nerdy old weird old girl
or something like that, but she get out looking
like the baddest bitch on the block.
Bitch on the block.
And you be like, bitch, why you in this shit?
Bitch, all this money, bitch, fuck.
All you can hear is, baby, let me take care of you.
I can do something brand new.
That's, there it go.
Y'all niggas already start to be,
y'all walking into the third trap.
Then y'all come over her house.
This bitch ain't clean.
Bitch, you ain't tell me you live like this.
Like this?
Man, we gonna have to go get a room.
I'm scared if I tell you.
Why so many burn holes in this couch?
Then you go over there, her bed on the floor.
Or his bed on the floor.
That's the whole thing.
Let me ask you a question.
Now this is a total out topic, but this is real shit.
If a person, if you had to go over to a person's house
and they had an air mattress, a TV,
they just moved in this motherfucker.
They ain't got nothing.
You stay in or you gone?
Me, I'm cool with it.
If you just moved in, I'm cool with it.
Yeah, if you just moving in, yeah, I'm staying.
But if you just, if you been there for a year or so
and you still living like that, I'm not staying.
Bitch, you making six figures
and you still sleeping on the air mattress.
It ain't even six figures.
Motherfucker got down, making,
motherfucker you got the money.
You got the money period.
But a motherfucker don't.
You spend your money on bullshit
but your air mattress keep deflating on you.
Your hair $500.
All right, nigga, a nigga going to get a fitted Allah.
A fitted Allah haircut.
He going to buy some jewelry and this.
Bruh, nah.
The clothes, jewelry, I'm gonna tell you something.
The clothes don't make the man.
It's the man that make the fucking clothes.
I can tell you, I shop, bro, I bargain shop.
I don't sit here and shop
and give my money to these big ass people.
Nah, I go get, bro, juice though,
I make them rich out white t-shirts and black t-shirts.
I make T-MU rich out pants.
And shit, some shoes.
Cause I like shoes, like I like different varieties.
Jewelry don't satisfy me.
My favorite shoes is Fila's.
I got probably about 172, yeah, 172 pair of Fila's put up.
I bought all them bitches while working at Caloom.
I got a bunch of shit.
So you trying to make a girl fight in the club with you,
you in the club, you balling.
But guess what?
You trying to set the third trap,
the third, the regular nigga,
they send regular clothes, new balance,
or Fila's, or motherfucking regular shit.
Guess what?
He done set the whole tone.
He done set the trap.
You get mad at this nigga.
Why?
Cause he a regular nigga.
A female will fall in the third trap for a regular nigga
quicker than she'll fall for a nigga in the streets.
Because I don't think she know,
shit, a nigga in the streets just gone.
He gone break bread.
But that regular nigga, she, you got a job?
Nah, my baby, you gotta get a job, fuck with me.
I can help you, but you can't,
if you can't help yourself, shit, I can't help you.
She go out there and she gotta get a job.
A nigga set a third trap, bait you in,
make you take care of yourself,
then come back, you be taking care of that nigga.
Third trap.
That's a bait in for the ages.
If you ain't never seen her,
if you ain't never been in that bait in,
your ass been in that bait in,
everybody been in that bait in,
as a female do the same.
But our next, what you gonna say, Quinn?
I say yeah, I agree with you.
I totally agree.
But our next topic is, what was your thirstiest moment?
And was it worth it?
I'm gonna let you go first, cause you know me.
Oh man, let me think, my thirstiest moment.
I guess I have to say my thirstiest moment
was picking an argument with my dude, just like, fuck.
Fuck.
That ain't thirsty.
That's to me.
That ain't thirsty.
That just, that just, that just.
Well, no, I take that bait.
My thirstiest moment is like.
I was just about to say,
that's just drinking out the bottle.
See, thirstiest moment is when you know you,
it's something that you know you were thirsty for
and you went and got that bottle.
Well, yeah.
I did.
Somebody I've been watching for a long time.
Yeah, somebody I've been watching for a long time
and I just kept saying, I'm finna get that motherfucker.
I don't know what it is, but I'm finna get him.
I gots to get him.
I was thirsty.
I like, I started the conversation just for the hell of it.
He wanted to talk, real talk to the person at first,
but when we got to know each other, yeah.
I was thirsty this fuck, like I literally was like,
ignoring everybody all day at work until I see his face.
Then I'm good at that.
How about you?
I ain't gonna lie, I got a couple thirsty moments.
What's one of your thirsty moments?
I was 21, she was 46.
Oh my.
On my life.
I told y'all, I had a fetish with older women
until I had to realize they trying to tame me.
No, Mr. No!
I can't be tamed.
Like Dennis, like Dennis Diminis said,
No, Mr. No!
No woman, you cannot tame me.
So, I remember, I remember when she got out the car,
she was at the stadium, and she got out the car,
and I'm talking about she was thick,
like she was thick, thick, horse thick.
I'm talking about grown men wanting her.
Nigga, I walk up,
and walk up and just drop my whole fucking iPhone,
my whole Galaxy.
When I say it was a Galaxy,
we all, it was a Galaxy.
Galaxy 2, drop my whole fucking phone,
crack that whole own purple.
I didn't give a fuck.
You wanted her.
Bro, she seen my phone crack, I kept walking right.
So, I ain't all day, you know what I'm saying?
I was like, damn, I was like,
my partner was like, before we walked into the stadium,
like my partner, she picked their phone up.
I was like, stop lying.
He was like, yeah, she picked their phone up.
I was like, okay, okay, big.
So, I'm walking, I'm walking.
I'm with my older brothers, I'm with,
we just chilling, man, like a chill day.
We had fun that day, I'm like.
So, we all, you know what it is,
we, no hair on our faces, we keep our, you know,
boom, like this here.
We fresh to death, I got my chain on,
they say Lil' Josh.
You know, I love my chain, you know what I'm saying?
So, boom.
I said, I'm finna leave her out.
I'm finna leave her out.
She said, hey, hey boy.
So, I talked around.
I say, who you calling a boy?
I say, you don't talk to no Haitian like that?
Oh man, my brother, boy, when the motherfuckers,
she said, what you say?
I said, Haitian.
She said, stop playing.
I said, yeah.
So, I start talking in another language on her ass.
She said, oh my God.
And old boy from earlier,
this how you know the hate is real out here.
Old boy from earlier, see me right.
He right there when I said, when I was gonna do my plan.
So, how about the nigga try to come back and drop his phone.
She say, nah, baby, he already got this.
I say, I'm finna hit this,
ooh, I'm finna hit this thing, motherfucker, tonight.
Man, she gave me the address.
She cooked some good ass food.
Boy, I'm not gonna lie,
she cooked some good ass food, boy.
I smoked a blunt.
I smoked two blunts and I was drinking on,
we drinking Grey Goose.
Well, my thirsty moment, boy,
when she opened them lids, I just died straight in.
Boy, her friend girl walked in.
I said, she can watch, she can watch, I don't care.
Man, she say, she say, you mother thirsty for this.
I said, baby, when I first seen your head, I was thirsty.
I said, I ain't never seen a woman built like a black
barbadoz, like an older woman, 46, no stomach.
She got a gap like this.
You know, your hips stick out with your lids,
I said, Lord Jesus, and she said,
I don't even fuck with dudes and jacks.
I said, well, me not from.
And man, went down there and started eating again.
I was thirsty, bro.
I woke up the next day, went back to the hive.
My brother said, boy, you a fool.
I said, I'm full, bitch, I'm full.
Oh God, my second thirsty, my second thirsty moment.
I said, had to been when I got down.
I said, when I walked in the store,
it was some type of gas station.
I don't know, man.
But I saw a clerk and the other girl was talking,
but she heard me over here say, some shit about,
some shit about, what's that shit was?
About me playing with numbers and shit in my head,
because that's what I do, I like, you know,
I break codes and shit down through numbers in my head.
Man, so I'm talking to the clerk.
She stopped me from talking to the clerk and said,
hey boy, come here.
So I'm like, damn, she taking away from my thirst moment.
So she get my, this how you know thirst is real for females.
She get my number, say, what you doing tonight?
I say, nice shit, chilling, chilling, just chilling.
I go, why don't you, you might be at work or something.
I say, yeah, she say, you work at the store?
I say, nah, I'm a security guard at the hotel back there.
She say, oh, she was trying to get out, I said, fine.
She looked at me and said, I just chill with you tomorrow.
I say, just call me, just call me, you know, we're a,
I put, man, that motherfucker call and text me
all through that, now I block that ass for one.
If you gonna call and text me through the night,
I know you thirsty, you want some money.
So I went back and then start talking to the clerk.
So she, boom, once I got the clerk to start smiling,
you know, me one day, I just start fucking with her like,
I was like, wonder why she move her fucking car.
I was like, I come right now, in my head, you know,
I was kissing, you know, it wasn't how y'all think it would,
but it was like, why they be moving her car?
She walk, I walk up, I say, what the fuck,
you don't move your car, bro.
She say, my baby daddy, he finna come fuck my shit up,
I know it.
I say, well, shit, you let me know, I come beat his ass,
he ain't gonna fuck your car.
So every since, so before I left, I said, hey,
can't what, she said, what?
Your baby daddy outside, and I holla,
so I used to fuck with her every day,
just say some shit like that, and then, boom,
you know what that mommy had.
And then, 30 days, 60 days, like the boy hit that ass, boy.
I couldn't hold out no more, I said, fuck it.
You know, I tried to do the 90 day thing,
but fuck it, I'm finna hit it, I'm finna hit that ass.
But my third, this is my third, like,
my third Thursday's moment.
I had to go back to her, I had to go back to the store
about husband stuff, my birthday cake.
Oh, wow.
When I bought my own birthday cake, on God, like,
wasn't no nigga getting a piece of my birthday cake,
I feel like, no, no, you know, I don't even celebrate
birthdays with niggas, I bought myself a birthday cake.
And I bought it to work, and we had a meeting,
you know, shit, you know, team B was like,
Holly House, Beachwood, and what it was, I think it was,
Nick Doe, but everybody had a meeting on my building,
so I walk in, I'm a lad, I walk in,
I'm like, what the fuck going on here?
You know, me, I had to make sure, I was, you know,
I was blind, so I had to make sure I was got there,
and I'm like, you heard, bro, I was smoking good dope
on the way to work.
So I, you know, me, I spray myself down,
stand outside, air myself out, walk back and forth
on the phone, and shit, I don't give a fuck,
I'm 30 minutes late.
Then we got a meeting, 30 minutes, 30 minutes after,
like, 30 minutes, after we clock in, we had a meeting.
So that was perfect timing for me to walk in on the meeting,
so it made me feel like I wasn't late,
but they said, you're late, I was like, how you know?
I'm looking at the clock and the schedule.
I was like, well, see what I'm supposed to do.
I'm supposed to drive past the speed limit,
y'all do know I'm in Perrill.
She look, she like, you ain't got no license, dude.
I was like, damn right, I ain't got no license.
You ain't feel come get me out of jail.
So she was like, what you feel like, what's it,
I said, today my birthday.
So all the females started looking at me like,
you bought your own cake, or your woman bought your cake?
Bitch, I bought my cake, that what I said.
And everybody just bust out laughing
because they know I'm crazy.
So they were like, Josh, you eating it?
I'm like, they were like, can we have some?
I was like, y'all want some of this cake, huh?
Y'all want some of this cake, cake, huh?
Can I get some of this cake, cake, huh?
Okay, Josh, we going to the meeting.
I said, what?
They said, you know that was sexual harassment.
I was like, not to these motherfuckers, it's not.
Because everybody liked me, and then they knew my mama,
and everybody's like, they seen me grow.
And now I'm out there working with them.
Everybody like, damn, he handsome, he well-grown.
I'm always well-grown, my dad always told me,
your appearance is everything.
Man, that thick motherfucker, real Amazonian,
came in that motherfucker room, Kiki.
I'll never forget her name.
I had kids, I already had kids, but I wasn't staying kids.
I got kids the first day on my building,
first day on my, like first day when I was like,
literally on the building, fuck orientation,
I'm on the building.
Oh man, come on.
All right, come on, stop playing.
I'm making everybody laugh, so kids over there,
she come on, okay, got him.
It's real talk, I didn't even know.
This is real, like I'm not speaking against nobody,
because this before, everybody would just like this here,
everybody was just single.
I know a lot of people probably out there married
and shit now, but this is real talk.
Man, that motherfucker, that goddamn Kiki.
I seen that motherfucker come up in there
with them Capri work pants on,
and that ass just saying boing, boing, boing, boing.
My eyes out, my head like the fox on that cartoon,
when he go see something, he go, wah, wah, wah.
Man, they have my whole, it's like the signs all the way down.
I was like, I was gonna be like that dude in the woods.
I put the cape down, though.
They like, y'all all right?
My partner like, y'all all right?
I said, man, bitch mind your business.
So I asked, I said, who that is?
He like, that Kiki.
They like, oh, I said, for real.
They like, oh, she ain't gone.
I'm like, shit, yeah, watch me.
You must don't know, Josh.
Boy, I put that swagger on real quick.
Seeing I went right over there next to her with my cape
and sat down.
She said, today's gonna be your birthday.
I said, yup.
She's like, can I get some of your cake?
I said, yup.
So they said, Josh, you getting pulled to Holly House.
I said, who the fuck on Holly House?
That's how I said it.
I said, who the fuck on Holly House
that's for me over there?
And then she said, you on my building.
Oh, I'm finna go.
Man, my work mama seen me, she said,
I never seen you fly out that damn door
and go to work like you did.
I said, man, I wasn't standing them damn patients over there.
I'm all in her face.
I'm here for her.
I'm her help.
Fuck that.
And then I saw a big booty twin girl on there.
So I was getting thirsty and thirsty.
Oh, wait, your thirst is just getting real.
Oh, it getting real.
I go down there to Pine.
Okay, I see, nah, I'm at the drink machine.
Then again, get my favorite, everybody knows.
I sure love them motherfucking little,
them cookies, the vanilla cookies
that come up in the blue bag.
I love them bitches.
I go there every night
because I got the munchies and get them cookies.
I saw that motherfucker, I seen that motherfucker come
for Pine's, come in here, I look.
Man, I took my hat off and did this.
Put that bitch a crown on her and said,
God damn, she thicker than Kiki.
Oh Lord, I go over there.
I go on her building just to fuck with her, just to see her.
Now her cousin on my building.
That's the, now I got her.
I said, tell your cousin I want, you know what I'm saying?
I'm trying to fuck with her.
She say, boy, please, you don't know what to do with my cousin.
I said, girl, tell your cousin I want to fuck with her.
She said, okay, okay, her name, he's cool.
Her name Marina, cool, cool.
So she hooked this up.
So I go down to Pine's, I see the other twin.
Oh, oh my Lord.
I said, little do.
I say, she thicker than her.
I said, I know twins supposed to be the same size.
My brother said, no, dumbass.
Some come big, some come little.
I say, she thick though, but she thicker.
Her name was Britney.
I said, Lord have mercy.
She was married though, I hate, I really fuck you up.
In my mind, I didn't care,
but she was hooking me and old girl up,
so I had to say fuck.
Cause in my mind, you want hooking me and old girl up,
I was finna girl hook me and you up.
That's in my mind, that's how I was finna be.
Man, I was like, hustling something up,
like I ain't gonna lie, that was probably like,
my thirstiest, hustling was probably my thirstiest moment.
Cause I, it was a lot of females that would come to me.
Nigga, I had two cousins trying to talk to me.
One on Oats and one on my building, she works at Seashell.
I couldn't decide, so I just stopped talking to both of them.
I said, I did just too much.
And then I go up in there to the nurse clinic,
I had, where it is, women everywhere.
My mind went crazy, I went crazy, I'm glad they fired me.
I needed that shit.
I needed fucking rehab, do you hear me?
But then I say my best moment,
there will be my best moments in life,
three best moments, cause like,
it's a reason why I didn't put number two and number one
up there, cause number one, like,
I could've switched places, but
I'm gonna be, I wanna be real with mine.
Like number one, like, I ain't never fucked a 40 something
year old, and that was my first time.
That's my biggest goal, I seen great coochie hair.
Oh my.
I got to play in it.
I got to see a tiger on her ass,
there was a tiger that was Asian on it.
It used to be young, but now it's matching her
like,
Ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
You hear me?
Oh my.
I saw real dimples.
Real dimples.
Real, like real, like, they look like bullet holes.
Ha ha ha ha!
In her ass.
Oh my god.
That's what I say.
And if I was gonna see them be honest,
I would put them, like, if I was gonna say like,
the best six, I would put them in order, right?
Like, they in order right there.
That would be my big six, like, in order.
One, two, and three.
Cause I had the best moments.
Huss Puss Summer.
Man.
Man, boy.
Huss Puss Summer, yeah, I gotta put that number three.
Number two, yeah, yeah.
I taught, I taught number two some shit.
Number one taught me some shit.
And I really seen bullet holes that I was seeing.
And she got real cellulites.
Like, oh, tiger scratches.
Like, real tight.
I, you know when you got that moment.
But we gonna take this moment,
cause we gonna go back to what we used to do.
So, you know what time it is.
Let me grab it.
Is motivation for your relationship
or for your self improvement?
Self love is very important.
This is your motivation for relationships
as self improvement.
Self love is very important.
And Queen E, elaborate on it.
Self love, meaning take care of yourself.
Instead of out there trying to find somebody to love you,
love on yourself first.
That's self love.
You can't love somebody else if you don't love yourself.
You gotta love yourself first
before you're able to love the next person.
One, one, one, one.
That's the real shit right there.
And my perspective will be on it.
Take a chance and figure out who you is first
before you engage on something.
Self love, it can mean, if you built with love,
the outside might, the inside might be built with love,
but are you built with love on the outside?
Some people not built with love on the outside.
So, though outside you have to self love.
Self love is when you love yourself on the inside
and on the outside.
Cause you always want your inside to match your outside.
You don't want your inside to not to,
I mean, you want your inside to outweigh your outside,
but you want them to both be balanced.
That's what I'm saying.
And this goes out, especially for the ones
who just went through a breakup or something like that.
Don't take that time to dig deep within yourself.
Stop getting rebound booty and rebound dick
cause it's not gonna work.
It ain't gonna fix the pain.
You gonna hurt more.
It's gonna hurt more cause then you can be like,
damn, this is not like the ledge.
Especially man, especially man,
rebound booty is not it cause now you wonder,
is she getting rebound dick?
And yeah, she is.
And they gonna be kids.
So don't even just do it.
Sit there and take a step off.
And even if you gotta take a year off
from the relationships, bro, just.
Sit back and focus on you.
That's the biggest thing.
Focus on your happiness.
And the last topic people,
is what is thirst?
What is thirst?
I have thirsty.
Do you think thirst is?
Me?
There is a limit to being thirsty.
You got the beginner stage thirst
where you just see it
and you gotta go after it.
You got the second level thirst
where if you're that type of person
that likes to showboat, that's what you do.
You that type of thirst.
The third person to me is the ones that live like hoarders
but flashing thousand dollar material things
just to catch a woman.
I feel like this.
The thirst is, the thirst is,
you don't wanna be that man.
You don't wanna be that person labeled as,
man, that nigga so goddamn thirst up.
That bitch so thirsty.
Thirst is just not, bro,
there's a lot of shit that come with thirst.
You got some women these days
that don't even ask niggas what's they name.
What can you do for me?
How much money you got?
God damn bitch, my name, my name.
What you got to give me?
My name Josh.
You gotta give me something to communicate with me.
You gotta give me something to talk to me.
This how this work?
Nah, baby, that is not how it work.
You living in the wrong world.
Step out your imagination for a while.
If you don't know about your limit
on putting a limit on what you put out there
towards your person, then you is gonna always
be labeled as thirst.
You don't wanna be labeled as thirsty.
You don't wanna be person.
You don't wanna be, shit, I used to look at it like this.
They say thirsty, I say biggie.
That's they key switch shit.
They biggie.
But without the singing.
You asking.
You wanna be thirsty, females.
How can you be thirsty?
When you ain't got a job, you living off
the government assistance, your car is down there.
Your car need to be put in the junkyard
and crushed, don't even need to be rebuilt.
That bitch just need to be put to sleep.
Or it's finna get repoed
cause you missed a few car payments.
You ain't starting the car payment.
You gonna ride, you already know them
taxes gonna hit, you already know.
You gonna ride for your six months
and let that shit, you gonna pay it up for three.
But the other three, they gotta come looking for you.
And you gonna make it to the end of the year
cause you gonna hide that bitch and hide that bitch.
But same for nigga.
Why would you sit here and wanna flex in a car?
Boom, you might got the car, but the rims might be got.
I done seen a couple of niggas flexing hard.
And then rim time come and put they shit on blocks back then.
Do you hear me?
Take they shit off they car right then and now.
And I'm talking about them niggas, quick.
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom.
And putting the bricks on top of it.
Nigga, you ain't got tires yet.
You ain't got tires, your tires at the house.
Now you gotta call somebody with a truck
to come bring your tires.
Cause now you ain't got shit.
Trying to flex, trying to be the number one stunner.
Trying to show out for females, that's a thirst.
Don't do that.
Like, it's okay to flash your mind
with every day flashing.
Every day you, I got a thousand dollars to build a baby.
I'm good, baby.
Man, guess what?
Her thirst gonna send some niggas itch.
That's how thirsty she is,
cause she feel like they need it.
And she gonna end up getting a nigga
that she sent it to lock the fuck up.
Cause she gonna tell on all of them.
Cause she can't have that time when she got kids.
And probably also because she got what she wanted
out of the situation.
That's it, they broke her bread,
she done got her look right, her like this.
Now she done with you, now she on to the next one.
Some women you have, you cannot be thirsty for.
So some women are more thirsty than you.
And some women, and the ones that most thirsty
is the ones on the dangerous ones,
cause they looking to set up some
or they looking to take some.
Man, come on now, and she invite you,
anytime, it's hard for me to say,
they hard for me to go to a room.
You talking about you live in a room.
You want me to go to the room with you?
Your house, I mean, where you stay in the room.
I'm gonna fuck your house, is the room.
Yeah, I stay here.
Nah, I'm good.
That means you know it, that means
there's more motherfuckers that stay in the room.
That means you know them too.
Some niggas looking for a lick.
Yeah, I was looking for a lick that night.
Nah, hell nah.
If I tell you, if you can't come to where I stay,
you don't, shit, you fuck.
Don't, I'm not, right, if you stay in the hood,
don't ask me to come in the hood.
You know you stay in the most ghetto apartments.
Christian, I don't give a fuck.
Back then, I didn't go in Christian Brotherhood.
To this day, I don't go in Sunset.
To this day, I used to stay in Rebelwood
and don't even wanna fucking go in Rebelwood no more.
That's how fucking crazy it is.
Like, I can go in other, like,
Lincoln Garden and Christian Brotherhood,
they don't change really.
But Rebelwood and Sunset, that gang gonna never change.
They always gonna be the hood.
Yep.
If you stay in them too,
I don't care if you Janet Jackson, motherfucker,
you won't see that.
Bye.
I'm not coming to the gate.
Just like when we used to be
when I was standing with Sweet.
I went in, I got a story about
by going in the West Week.
Boy, I got a story about moving to West Week.
Nigga, I'm coming to see a female
and 30 niggas walk out there, bitch.
Bro, I called every motherfucking body I knew.
Nigga, I called, when I called Tuk Tuk said,
boy, you better be glad we ain't leave before
we get on that shit yesterday.
I said, man, I don't give a fuck.
Just come.
I never seen any nigga with these many drums in my life.
They finna start a band.
Man, I said, man, bro, and I, bro,
see, this why I don't carry guns no more
because I used to do a lot of dumb shit with them.
So in my mind, you gonna have to shoot somebody.
You might wanna go and start shooting them.
Go out like a champ.
Man, by the time I was getting ready,
by the time I cocked that bitch
and my brother's Tuk Tuk now got down,
got the trucks and Crown Vic sitting on two wheels
coming around that corner.
They say, what the problem is, I say, man,
these niggas won't even let me go on the stage.
These niggas has some niggas about them, bitch.
To this day, I sell tall as bitch, bro.
You would never, I would never come out there and see you.
If you don't come on my house, don't even ask me.
I ain't got no car, well, I can't pick you up.
And hung up the phone.
She called back to my house and said,
so you for real, I say, you for real, you ain't got no car?
She said, yeah.
I say, block, lease, please.
Oh, damn.
Man, wait, she looked at me and said,
that's how it gonna be?
I say, baby, I say, one thing about it,
I'm not finna risk my life over no pussy and I got kids.
I say, especially if I don't know how the pussy is,
I'm not finna risk my life.
You did the right thing.
Man, I walked up out that motherfucker,
one of her girls, she knew how I named my child.
I said, how they been on my name?
She said, I'm your Facebook fan.
Boy, you look like that in real life.
I said, girl, shut up.
You boy, you just like you is on Facebook.
I say, man, let me get the fuck away from over here.
Yeah.
Man, that's just like, I heard it's a hill.
But I'm finna tell you something.
Presbyterian Hills is like a baby Jackson in its own.
It's his, but it's his own neighborhood.
Presbyterian Hills is a real maze.
It's bigger than what you think it is, bro.
It sure is.
Like, you can go down some street, nigga,
you would get lost trying to get up out that bitch.
Man, I remember one day I was going through there
and I lost which way I went the wrong way to go out.
I was so frustrated.
I literally stopped and cried
because I was scared and I didn't know where I was.
I had to call somebody that was familiar with the area
to talk me out of getting out of there.
Bro, I'm finna tell you something.
The queens and motherfuckin', the queens and motherfuckin'.
Wood, one, ain't even big to me like,
ain't big to me like that because it ain't,
like Wood, one ain't that big because it stops
and then you got Woody.
Like, to me, like, the queens and the Presbyterian Hills
are the two biggest neighborhoods in Jackson, Mississippi.
They are.
They are, like, they make up a whole town.
Like, it could be his whole little town.
Like, boom.
Just put them two neighborhoods together.
They're they own separate city.
They be their city, bro, like, because it's,
it's that, like, it probably 10,000 people
probably stay up in the queens.
And they probably like 30,000 stay,
probably 30,000 people stay up in motherfuckin' Presbyterian
Hills because when you fight Presbyterian Hills,
you gotta, nigga, you gotta have a bazooka.
You gotta bomb, you gotta bomb,
you gotta put bombs on Baghdad right there
because the Presbyterian Hills,
they bring in that neighborhood.
Abraham Lincoln coming.
I'm talking about, they got real, like,
they, Presbyterian Hills is the name
after the real Presbyterians.
That's why it's called Presbyterian Hills.
So when they come out, bro, you get niggas
off all type of streets.
Graham Street, Abraham Lincoln Street,
George Washington Street, George Carver Street.
You gonna get all, nigga, Barack Obama Street, nigga,
every time a president come, nigga,
it's a street getting built.
That's crazy.
But tune in to the next episode in the next 30 minutes
because tonight we coming back to back with them.
So we hope you enjoyed this episode of Thirst.
I'm King Josh.
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