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This is All In All Family starring King Josh and Queen E.

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What's good, what's good? This your boy King Josh and I'm Queen E and welcome to All In All Family.

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We're gonna get spicy with this episode. It's gonna be nice. We're gonna talk about their word cheating.

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Yeah boy, there's some devastation out there. If you ain't got caught cheating, you caught your spouse cheating.

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Man, and I got some crazy stories. But the topics, we're gonna get into cheating. We're gonna see what is your definition of cheating.

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This is for the fans. And the other topic, who cheats more, me and the women? And the last topic, how to prevent it before it goes to cheating.

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But sit back, relax and y'all finna chill and kick it with us for a good old hour.

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So cheating. Cheating is, man cheating is hell bro. But you don't cheat for no reason. A lot of people don't cheat for no reason out there.

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That be the excuse sometimes. I cheat for no reason. Or they'll say, I ain't got no reason why I cheat. I just did it.

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Yeah? But you got some people that's just like, they don't get the attention that they get at home. So they wanna get in the streets and go looking for it.

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You got some men and a lot of women that don't get that attention at home. And you wonder why the house is broken like that.

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I'm gonna tell you something. I used to think cheating was fun at first. It was the excitement of getting caught. But when it turned into getting, I gotta fight this motherfucker?

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Oh nah, no. Collarcoast guards, no. Not finna do it. Pineapples. Because when you out there, it's fun when you out there doing it with the repercussions.

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And the part about niggas is you feel guilty after you know you just cheated.

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Not all men feel guilty.

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Shit. Every nigga go through that little guilty spell like damn I just cheated man.

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She ain't deserve that shit.

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That's why he go home and start doing all type of shit.

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You ain't never seen that nigga pick up a broom in 12 years.

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He done picked up a broom and start sweeping the fucking living room.

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What?

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You done cooked dinner?

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Bro what you done did?

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That's the first thing they come out.

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That's the first thing they come out of a female bound.

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Bro what you done did?

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And you like, my name baby.

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No and you like, why you lie?

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Lying hurts the cheating like death for real.

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Lying is worse than the cheating part.

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Cause you lied about it.

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That's where a lot of relationships get fucked up in.

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Cause you lied about it and you know you got caught cheating.

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Even if you don't know you got caught cheating you still lied about it.

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But what is cheating though?

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Queen E what is cheating?

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What is cheating to you?

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There's different types of cheating to me.

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Mine is if we in a relationship you, if you, I wouldn't consider texting cheating.

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But it's the actions that come behind them texting.

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Some people might think texting is cheating too.

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Some people don't.

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It's just the intention of knowing that this person, knowing that you texting this person and it's not the fact that you texting this person.

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It's the fact that you feel like something is going to intentionally happen due to these text messages.

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How the way they talking in these text messages is exactly what happened and what's going to transpire.

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That's why I agree with you.

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Because now you just texting is buddy buddy, ya'll cool or whatever.

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But you know that's your friend, alright cool.

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But when it get to that part of ass, I'm going to lick that ass.

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I'm going to come over there and put my tongue in your cooch hole and I'm going to suck your dick backwards.

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And hey bitch you talking to a nigga and a girl.

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Time out.

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You got a big one.

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You got to pick one.

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If I was you I would third leg go and keep the goddamn slice me though.

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Why you calling me?

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I just had to break it down to a point.

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I don't know.

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It just felt good at the time to say.

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It felt intellectual.

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I felt smart saying it.

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It sounded good in your head.

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It sounded good as hell in my head.

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Like beautiful as fuck.

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I was going to roll with it but it just didn't come out the way I wanted it to.

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But cheating is everybody give conversation.

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You can't stop a person from giving conversation in this world.

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No I don't see nothing wrong with just a conversation.

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See how far that conversation goes far than what you exceeded to go.

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And you feel it's wrong but you still indulging in it.

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You in the wrong.

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You in the wrong.

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Now this person say well I want to take you out Friday.

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And you say okay.

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It's just in your head what you think.

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It's just a little harmful little meet and greet.

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That little harmful meet and greet.

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That could be the nigger or the female of your dream.

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Fuck the shit out you and you over there.

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Now you and your nigger in your female room or your female roommates.

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Y'all don't even touch each other no more out of that.

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You scared to touch it because you scared to say that person's name.

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That's you know cheating it comes with a lot of.

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That brings a lot of tension like a person if you didn't went out and cheated and you go home.

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Person can feel that vibe.

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They feel that energy when you come through the door.

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Something is off.

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It always going to be like that.

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Bro I'm going to take some.

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And that's one thing about females.

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Females know how you left them off of them.

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And they know how you come in there motherfucker.

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Don't sit here and think that okay she ain't paying attention to every detail.

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Nigger she's watching how you put on your socks.

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She watching how you put on your drawers.

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She watching how you put on your pants, your shirt, your undershirt.

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How you rub the deodorant on you.

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What smell good you put on.

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How you put it on.

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The spots you sprayed it.

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Every little detail her mind has already.

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Chick chick chick chick chick chick chick.

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So when you come home and you done sprayed in certain spots.

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She already know.

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That's why she.

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She knows.

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She knows.

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It's just like have you ever seen that movie.

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With Jamie Foxx and Maura Chisnett.

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When that girl snipped her hair.

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Cut her hair with Gabrielle Union in it.

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Breaking all the rules.

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Oh yeah.

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You remember when she cut her hair that nigger got that snip down.

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He's like ah.

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You need to go get chick.

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Yeah.

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That's how a man do.

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A man is different.

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He's a man with a man's intuition.

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He don't know shit.

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He won't even know if his girl done cheated.

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Until she tell him.

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And when she tell him.

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That's one thing about this man.

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Or some man.

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They cannot take.

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What's dished out to them.

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And you got some females.

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You got something that they ain't going to tell.

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They ain't going to tell you.

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They'll take that shit to the grave.

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They don't fuck your uncle.

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Your daddy.

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And everybody.

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And they're the ones that will take shit to the grave.

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They don't fuck your best friend.

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Your partner.

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They know secrets.

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They ain't got a.

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Only time a secret going to come out.

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Unless somebody expose the secret with them.

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Like she got.

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She needs like breaking all the rules bro.

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It's fun.

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It's just like.

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It's just like.

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The rules that America set.

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It's fun when you do the rules.

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It's fun when you do the crime.

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But it's hard.

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When it.

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It's hard when they give you that time.

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Like they for real.

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It's just like sex is compared to it.

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Because once you do that crime.

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You don't know if they.

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You don't know the investigator already out there.

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She been they've been investigating just like cheating.

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She needs just like committing the crime.

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You got to investigate.

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Investigate the crime.

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They got down all the clues.

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One night you fucked around.

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Lift your phone open.

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Boom.

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That already started the clues.

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Second clue is.

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OK.

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He's moving different.

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Damn.

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Where he moving different.

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Third clue is.

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Damn.

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We don't even fuck no more.

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He ain't fucking me like he used to.

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The fuck.

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Niggas sit here and say.

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I don't.

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Baby what you talking about baby?

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I was still.

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Nah.

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That's when you just getting lazy man.

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Nah.

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You ain't.

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You ain't been to work.

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You probably ain't been to work.

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You probably.

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Nigga you probably ain't did shit in the last 30 days.

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But you been running over there to the top.

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You been running over there to the side shit house.

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Giving her the money out of child account.

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That's why women get pissed off.

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And the same thing for me.

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Because you got older.

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You got the ones.

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That's out here.

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The older women.

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I'm going to tell you something.

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The older people out here is fucking up the game.

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Because.

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They out here now.

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Trying to be young.

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And hang with the young crowd.

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You can't do it.

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Because the older people back then when they cheated.

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You didn't know shit.

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Mom and daddy didn't take you with them.

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Now you got your child in the car going to cheat with you.

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You know a child cannot fucking keep quiet.

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Nah.

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Unless you just got one of them down ass rider type of kids with you.

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And they ain't going to say shit.

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They know not to say shit.

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And they going to look at the dad and be like where y'all was at Auntie's house.

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And damn.

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And then the fucked up thing is.

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Social media.

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A nigga said.

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Motherfucker catch you out and post your picture.

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Be like is this your man.

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Put you on a sister group.

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Is this your man.

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Facebook hell.

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Who in here is online.

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I had a hunger.

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She was like put yours in there anonymously and see what people say.

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I ain't doing this shit.

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Why don't you want to know.

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No.

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I know mine don't tell me.

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If you got to see him put your mother fucking.

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If you got to do some sneaky shit like this just to see.

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Well don't do it.

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Cheating.

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More.

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My way.

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As you find out he's cheating.

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That's going to hurt you more.

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If you see multiple women say.

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Oh.

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This.

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I was.

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It was going to hurt.

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It hurt.

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It hurt a female.

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But a female.

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I want a female go to.

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She go.

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She's going to.

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She would.

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She's going to.

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Just no fucking anybody.

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This person that she's been doing.

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I gave her you know she's been doing all right by.

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She didn't.

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She's been keeping it.

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They've been keeping a conversation professional and all.

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Well.

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Trust me.

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When you fuck up.

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And she gone.

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00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,800
And I'm a couple days that she.

264
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,800
No.

265
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,800
Boy you're going to see him.

266
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,800
Boy you're going to die by this.

267
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:31,800
You're going to bother like a newborn baby in a womb like a fetus nigga.

268
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:35,800
Because you know you know she out here cheating.

269
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:40,800
But you know she's going to cheat with a nigga that got more than you.

270
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,800
A female don't cheat down.

271
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,800
A female never cheats down man.

272
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,800
A female cheats up dude.

273
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,800
Cheats all the way up dude.

274
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,800
She will hurt.

275
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:57,800
She going to hurt you to the point where you ain't going to never want to do it again.

276
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:58,800
And if you do it again.

277
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:06,800
Now you know I got to cheat with the baddest and you can't get the baddest bitch because your money ain't right.

278
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,800
But guess what.

279
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,800
Just because she a female.

280
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:15,800
She can get any nigga she want to.

281
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:21,800
That's what you don't understand.

282
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,800
A female don't care.

283
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,800
Especially when she hurt.

284
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:33,800
Brothers a female when she say you want this when she texts that nigga say what you doing tonight.

285
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,800
And she say that nigga say man she say can I come over.

286
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,800
Oh it's done daughter.

287
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,800
You're going to cry.

288
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,800
Go and call your mama.

289
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,800
Don't call her mama.

290
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,800
Call your mama.

291
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,800
Because niggas what we do.

292
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:53,800
You seen your daughter miss Emily.

293
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,800
Emily say what you all doing.

294
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,800
What y'all doing.

295
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:57,800
What y'all doing.

296
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,800
What y'all got going on.

297
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:03,800
What happened.

298
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,800
Fuck around.

299
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,800
And cheated.

300
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,800
Oh baby I don't know what to tell you.

301
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,800
I told you.

302
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,800
Don't you hurt my baby.

303
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:19,800
I know how she operate.

304
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,800
You got to deal with that hurt.

305
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,800
You try to call her brothers and sisters.

306
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,800
Man I ain't seen them.

307
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,800
But I'll let you know if I seen them.

308
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,800
She already done called.

309
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,800
She already done called.

310
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,800
I'm going to let them know.

311
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,800
He's going to be calling around looking for me.

312
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,800
So don't tell him where I'm at.

313
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,800
Don't even.

314
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:47,800
Act like you don't know nothing.

315
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,800
You act like you don't know nothing.

316
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,800
You don't know nothing.

317
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,800
Because that's the crazy thing about it.

318
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:59,800
Why when you cheat.

319
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:05,800
Your best friend or your nigga.

320
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,800
Your homeboy or your homegirl.

321
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,800
Sit here and try to throw.

322
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,800
Theyself on your motherfucking spouse.

323
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,800
That be the craziest shit in the fucking world.

324
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:21,800
Because I got a couple homeboys there.

325
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:25,800
I can say boy I got screen shots of some shit.

326
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,800
On all of them.

327
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,800
I don't even say nothing.

328
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,800
I just sit here and just say.

329
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,800
That's a damn shine.

330
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,800
That's all I can do is shake my head.

331
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,800
That's a damn shine.

332
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:41,800
And then they be like.

333
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,800
And then they be so spooked.

334
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:47,800
Because they doing it to you.

335
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,800
They intimidated when you come over.

336
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,800
So they.

337
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,800
They get.

338
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,800
Okay.

339
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,800
They done throw their girl in the closet.

340
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,800
Don't come out here.

341
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,800
Don't go near him.

342
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,800
Hey damn.

343
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,800
What the fuck.

344
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:13,800
But that's your karma.

345
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,800
If you think you going to sit here and try to talk to a nigga.

346
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,800
Baby mama.

347
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,800
Niggas exes and shit.

348
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:23,800
When a nigga start talking to your motherfucking girl.

349
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,800
You going to kill him.

350
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,800
But you can't handle.

351
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,800
No nigga can handle that pressure.

352
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:33,800
After they done did the dirt though.

353
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,800
It's a couple niggas.

354
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,800
That can handle it because they don't do dirt like that.

355
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,800
They don't go behind.

356
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,800
They don't go behind niggas like that.

357
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:49,800
But it's crazy how some of y'all.

358
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:53,800
Girl females will go behind y'all motherfucking best friend for years.

359
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,800
And fuck they nigga.

360
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,800
And he run along with it.

361
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:01,800
That's why y'all females need to stop telling your homegirls.

362
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,800
How much fun you having with your dudes.

363
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,800
Because they be imagining shit.

364
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,800
What y'all do in the bedroom.

365
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,800
That's nobody's business.

366
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,800
That's nobody's business.

367
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,800
I don't give a fuck.

368
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,800
You bring your girl around and she think she's a motherfucker.

369
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,800
Your homeboy looking.

370
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,800
They finna try her.

371
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,800
Her ass sticking out to them.

372
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,800
They looking at her thong.

373
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,800
They looking at her ass.

374
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,800
They hogging around you now.

375
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,800
They trying to be around you.

376
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,800
They trying to see what she.

377
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,800
And she gonna swing what type of way.

378
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,800
And you don't know what type of female you might have.

379
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:42,800
And then you get her cheated on.

380
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,800
Nah.

381
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,800
Hell nah.

382
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,800
Y'all choose to do that.

383
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:55,800
Cheating is not a way of an accessory period.

384
00:19:55,800 --> 00:20:00,800
But on another subject.

385
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,800
Motivational speech for the day.

386
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,800
Keep your dick in your pants.

387
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:10,800
Keep your coochie in your drawers.

388
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:16,800
Stop trying to go outside looking for shit.

389
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:21,800
When you can make some shit inside.

390
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,800
More funny than what it is.

391
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:28,800
You have to use your imagination.

392
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,800
Dress up.

393
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:34,800
Go get a Spider-Man costume.

394
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,800
All over the fucking room.

395
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,800
Till you dive in it.

396
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,800
Cut a hole in the booty part of her hood.

397
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,800
So you can stick it.

398
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,800
You get the black Spider-Man suit and get her the red and blue.

399
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,800
You get the red and blue and she get the black one.

400
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,800
Spice up your relationship so you don't have to step outside.

401
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,800
And ladies.

402
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,800
If you work a lot.

403
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,800
This goes to men too.

404
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,800
If you work a lot.

405
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,800
I don't give a fuck.

406
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,800
Even if you get you a quick microwave in.

407
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:14,800
She will appreciate it because she knows you still love her.

408
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,800
You have to show the love fellas.

409
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,800
And ladies.

410
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,800
You have to give them that love man.

411
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,800
You work the 12 hour shift.

412
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,800
Okay.

413
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,800
He worked the 10 hour shift.

414
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,800
There ain't no comparison.

415
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,800
All you have to do is turn on your side.

416
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,800
You don't want to move.

417
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,800
That's the easiest position in the fucking world.

418
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,800
To get you a quick little nip and go to sleep.

419
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,800
Both of you go to sleep.

420
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:48,800
It's about spicing it up and still having attention for each other.

421
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,800
And that is called.

422
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,800
Motivational moment of the day.

423
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,800
Moral of the story.

424
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,800
The grass ain't always greener on the other side.

425
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,800
Don't say that now.

426
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,800
Because you don't know.

427
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,800
Like I said people don't know until you have explored.

428
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,800
Trust me I have explored it.

429
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,800
It wasn't that green on that side.

430
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,800
Like me.

431
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,800
Before I got married I explored.

432
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,800
She said I cheated.

433
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,800
Yeah I did.

434
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,800
I explored to see.

435
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,800
Hey was there anything closer.

436
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,800
Is there anything else like this.

437
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,800
Before I sit here and tie the fucking knot.

438
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,800
Bing bong.

439
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,800
It was.

440
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,800
And it came after my fucking marriage.

441
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,800
Temptation was here.

442
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,800
It's something about a fucking ring.

443
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,800
When you put on that motherfucking wedding ring.

444
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,800
It's something about temptation.

445
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,800
That.

446
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,800
Like they coming with dolls on your ass.

447
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,800
Because I don't understand how you feel like you so committed to this person.

448
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,800
For years before you get that ring.

449
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,800
You ain't like temptation was everywhere when y'all was in the boyfriend girlfriend.

450
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,800
It's different.

451
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,800
Marriage is.

452
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,800
But when you get married.

453
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,800
It's like fuck I'm stuck with this person for the rest of my life.

454
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,800
Let me tell you something.

455
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,800
That's how some dudes look at it.

456
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,800
And then we gonna jump to the next topic.

457
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,800
I'm gonna just break it down like this.

458
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,800
That ring brings out motherfuckers that you see.

459
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,800
You different when you were dealing with the single life.

460
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,800
You were dealing with regular motherfuckers.

461
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,800
In a single life.

462
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,800
You weren't dealing with.

463
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,800
Motherfuckers that was married.

464
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,800
See.

465
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,800
Married people.

466
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,800
Don't keep.

467
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,800
Gotta keep a secret.

468
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,800
If you single messing with a married person.

469
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,800
That single person go back and tell everything wrong.

470
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,800
Yo.

471
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,800
Whole fucking family.

472
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,800
But when you married.

473
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,800
And that person fucking married.

474
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,800
Yeah we gonna have.

475
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,800
Ain't no secrets being told.

476
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,800
No nothing.

477
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,800
You gonna go by this way.

478
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,800
You gonna go by that way.

479
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,800
That's how both of them married folk breaking it down.

480
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,800
We gonna.

481
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,800
They don't give a fuck if they go to the.

482
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,800
One thing about a woman bro.

483
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,800
A married woman.

484
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,800
And she been married for years.

485
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,800
She know.

486
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,800
She can see her and go to the fucking grocery store.

487
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,800
She going to the grocery store.

488
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,800
And you know women in the grocery store for hours.

489
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,800
And they started going to.

490
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,800
They in there for hours.

491
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,800
And she been over there getting the socks knocked off her ass.

492
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,800
At the other nigger house.

493
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,800
And still gonna make the grocery store come back and cook their food for you.

494
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,800
That's how married life is.

495
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,800
Married men.

496
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,800
Baby I'm working there for hours.

497
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,800
And she been doing it for years.

498
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,800
14 years.

499
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,800
14 years.

500
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,800
14 years.

501
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,800
That nigger got a whole motherfucking family on the side.

502
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,800
A whole nigger house and everything.

503
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,800
And guess what.

504
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,800
The other woman ain't saying shit.

505
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,800
Cause she getting taken care of.

506
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,800
That's married life type shit.

507
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,800
Especially when that other married woman in the two.

508
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,800
She ain't saying that cause both of them.

509
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,800
She got a.

510
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,800
She got a fucking wife.

511
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,800
She ain't saying that cause both of them.

512
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,800
She got two men taking care of her.

513
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,800
Two married men taking care of her.

514
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,800
Her husband and her girl husband.

515
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,800
So she getting money coming two way.

516
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,800
That's different.

517
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,800
Her husband can't please her but that cheddar getting ripe.

518
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,800
The other nigger she just want the dick.

519
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,800
She ain't got time.

520
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,800
It's alright.

521
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,800
That's all she saying.

522
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,800
It's alright.

523
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,800
She ain't saying that cause both of them.

524
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,800
She got two men taking care of her.

525
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,800
That's all she saying.

526
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,800
It's alright.

527
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,800
She just like.

528
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,800
She just want the dick.

529
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,800
The dick is different.

530
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,800
If your husband.

531
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,800
You know you married this nigger.

532
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,800
But you know this nigger dick one shit.

533
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,800
You know what you out there doing.

534
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,800
You don't go fuck about the money or what the nigger can do for you.

535
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,800
You just want that hot pocket bing bong and you gone.

536
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,800
That's the difference between

537
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,800
marriage.

538
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,800
They do nothing.

539
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,800
They do not say nothing.

540
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,800
They quiet.

541
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,800
Older motherfuckers.

542
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,800
Older motherfuckers got kids out here.

543
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,800
Little Keisha and everything.

544
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,800
They been out here selling pussy.

545
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,800
But that's just them older cats.

546
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,800
You can't.

547
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,800
You can't stop it.

548
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,800
But back to the topic.

549
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,800
And I'm going to let.

550
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,800
Queen E start this topic.

551
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,800
I don't know.

552
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,800
But I really want her.

553
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,800
I really want her to answer for y'all women.

554
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,800
Because this shit right here.

555
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,800
Guarantees.

556
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,800
Who cheat more.

557
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,800
Me and the women.

558
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,800
So.

559
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,800
I'm going to say women from the gigo.

560
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,800
Why you say women cheat more than me?

561
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,800
Because mouth will taste some.

562
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,800
Anytime a woman can cheat.

563
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,800
Mouth will taste some.

564
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,800
Anytime a woman can get up out of her bed at 4 o'clock in the morning.

565
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,800
And have a lot set up.

566
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,800
And keep she call her.

567
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,800
And say, girl my water just broke.

568
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,800
And knowing this bitch is 6 months pregnant.

569
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,800
Sorry.

570
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,800
I'm sorry.

571
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,800
Y'all got to excuse me.

572
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,800
With them words.

573
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,800
I do not mean to offend you.

574
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,800
I'm humbly sorry.

575
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,800
I really am.

576
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,800
I'm going to keep it real with you.

577
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,800
I'm never going to lie to you on this shit.

578
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,800
But it's just real talk.

579
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,800
Like.

580
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,800
Kisha going to sit and call.

581
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,800
My water broke.

582
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,800
I'm stuck on the side of the road.

583
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,800
A nigga not finna get up out of his mother fucking bed.

584
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,800
And he lay down and sleep.

585
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,800
Period.

586
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,800
Can't no nigga homeboy say.

587
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,800
God damn man.

588
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,800
I'm stuck on the side of the road.

589
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,800
3 o'clock in the morning.

590
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,800
3 o'clock in the morning.

591
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,800
2 o'clock in the morning.

592
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,800
No. She can get up and leave.

593
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:02,800
And go with Kisha and every motherfucker.

594
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,800
If I ain't still get her some dick on the side.

595
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,800
That quick.

596
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,800
So, yo I say women cheat more.

597
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,800
Nah.

598
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,800
I say men cheat more.

599
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,800
What?

600
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,800
Yo. I say men cheat more.

601
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,800
I don't think that's true.

602
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,800
I feel like.

603
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,800
Well.

604
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,800
The reason why I say that.

605
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,800
Is because.

606
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,800
A man always makes up an excuse.

607
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,800
Of why he cheated.

608
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,800
He always turns to blame the female.

609
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,800
And if somebody man is out here.

610
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,800
With these insecure females.

611
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,800
And they with them on purpose.

612
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,800
Because they know what they plan was from the start.

613
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,800
Yeah.

614
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,800
She came with good benefits.

615
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,800
He ain't trying to lose some benefits.

616
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,800
So he gonna still fuck.

617
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,800
Sarah on the side.

618
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,800
And keep Ashley happy.

619
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,800
Oh. Yeah.

620
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,800
That's a nigga. Yep. That's a nigga. Fuck. Yep.

621
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,800
That's a nigga.

622
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,800
I mean niggas do cheat. Wait. Like I say.

623
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,800
Females. Man come on bro.

624
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,800
Like.

625
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,800
So when Ashley finds out.

626
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,800
Ashley. Ashley.

627
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,800
Ashley. I feel like I'm gonna tell you something.

628
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,800
Ashley go up in there and say.

629
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,800
That she done cut all her niggas off.

630
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,800
In the beginning of a relationship.

631
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,800
Them niggas just on stand by.

632
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,800
On DND. Do not disturb.

633
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,800
Ashley. I always gonna put motherfuckers on DND.

634
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,800
Do not disturb.

635
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,800
And them motherfuckers texting.

636
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,800
Blowing up Ashley. 24 7.

637
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,800
What you doing Ashley? I ain't doing shit.

638
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,800
I'm just chilling. That's why I say.

639
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,800
Ashley. Niggas might. Like I say.

640
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,800
Niggas might got some numbers.

641
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,800
But females got numbers.

642
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,800
She got numbers where niggas.

643
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,800
She know niggas can't let go.

644
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,800
She know she.

645
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,800
She know she fucking nigga one time that.

646
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,800
Hey. Shit. He gonna be calling me for the rest of his life.

647
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,800
That type.

648
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,800
Like females though. I say. They cheat more.

649
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,800
Cause bro. You look through a female phone.

650
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,800
And you look through that male phone.

651
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,800
And I guarantee you. It's more name.

652
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,800
And more.

653
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,800
Than what he got up in his motherfucking phone.

654
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,800
He might.

655
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,800
He might have an index of 50 numbers.

656
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,800
To 75 numbers in that phone.

657
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,800
But a woman got over a thousand numbers.

658
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,800
In that phone.

659
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,800
She ain't. Ain't now number lost.

660
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,800
In that phone. I guarantee.

661
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,800
She got a number in her phone.

662
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,800
She got numbers in her phone.

663
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,800
And then she got the numbers in her phone.

664
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,800
Best believe she got them on a female name.

665
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,800
Some on the female name.

666
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,800
But most of them she got it just niggas.

667
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,800
But she just got them as.

668
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,800
Cousins.

669
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,800
She got them as emojis.

670
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,800
And different other shit.

671
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,800
So you don't know who it really is.

672
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,800
One got passed on it. It could be her pastor.

673
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,800
Pastor been knocking her down since she was 18.

674
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,800
Though I say you don't know.

675
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,800
Because a female.

676
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,800
She not going to expose how much she cheat.

677
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,800
A nigga we expose how much we cheat.

678
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,800
But see we can get a hot pocket for a damn gone.

679
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,800
A woman.

680
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,800
Shit when she want to be free.

681
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,800
She is free.

682
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,800
She is free.

683
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,800
Yeah she is free as hell.

684
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,800
She can knock down five niggas in an hour.

685
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,800
Shit think about it.

686
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,800
If you so coochie before.

687
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,800
You know you can make.

688
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,800
You know you can knock five niggas down in an hour.

689
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,800
I know it take a nigga to knock down.

690
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,800
Three girls in a fucking hour.

691
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,800
Because two of them aint going to answer the phone right then and there.

692
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,800
One of them aint work.

693
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,800
The other one out getting her kids.

694
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,800
So now you got to wait.

695
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,800
Not a female called a nigga.

696
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,800
And he right there ready.

697
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,800
She already know how to set up.

698
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,800
That's the whole thing.

699
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,800
She going to set her shit up.

700
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,800
We don't set our shit up.

701
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,800
Our plans don't go the right way.

702
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,800
But guess what.

703
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,800
We not careful.

704
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,800
We trip over shit.

705
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,800
That's why I say we fumble.

706
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,800
That woman will get tackled.

707
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,800
Keep that ball.

708
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,800
Jump back up and run.

709
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,800
She don't give a fuck if she done got caught.

710
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,800
You aint see her.

711
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,800
That's one her.

712
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,800
In your mind you just saw her.

713
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,800
But you know you didn't.

714
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,800
She just made you feel like you didn't see her.

715
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,800
So you just say fuck the whole thing.

716
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,800
But in your head you go sit down like a dumb ass.

717
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,800
And say I know I just saw this motherfucker.

718
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,800
Now you know you just saw this motherfucker.

719
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,800
You started saying I just seen this.

720
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,800
I know I just seen.

721
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,800
Yeah you did.

722
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,800
But she done confused you.

723
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,800
That she didn't.

724
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,800
It wasn't her.

725
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,800
She can come back and jump in some whole different clothes.

726
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,800
Run upstairs in 3 minutes.

727
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,800
Change in 2 seconds.

728
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,800
Boom.

729
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,800
You be like bitch didn't I just see you.

730
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,800
What you said DJ?

731
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,800
No baby.

732
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,800
What the fuck is you talking about?

733
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,800
Boom there it go.

734
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,800
No don't do that shit.

735
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,800
That shit right there is fucking retarded.

736
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,800
Because that's how you know

737
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,800
a woman can cheat and manipulate

738
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,800
your mind at the same time.

739
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,800
A god damn lie.

740
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,800
She can fuck the shit out you.

741
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,800
Go fuck Jimmy.

742
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,800
You see her walking out Jimmy's apartment.

743
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,800
You go in the house.

744
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,800
She done been in the same thing.

745
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,800
You just fucked her in there.

746
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,800
She just put back on the same thing.

747
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,800
You just fucked her in.

748
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,800
And now your head looking stupid.

749
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,800
Think about this.

750
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,800
When your head go to work in the morning.

751
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,800
If you work overnight you fuck.

752
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,800
You fuck.

753
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,800
If you work overnight.

754
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,800
As a man.

755
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,800
Think about this.

756
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,800
If you work overnight as a fucking man.

757
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,800
Your ass is fucked bro.

758
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,800
Cause your girl are

759
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,800
your neighbors

760
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,800
see that motherfucker

761
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,800
pulling up here every night.

762
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,800
Your little boy know that nigga personally.

763
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,800
Cause he down there playing man.

764
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,800
And she telling him that's your uncle.

765
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,800
You know how many uncles your child know

766
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,800
what this fucking uncle look like

767
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,800
at 10 years old.

768
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,800
This your uncle he been locked up

769
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,800
10 years.

770
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,800
That nigga never been locked up.

771
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,800
He ready to fuck.

772
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,800
He really just tell your little boy man

773
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,800
get the shit out your mama.

774
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,800
He really he playing the game

775
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,800
that playing the role.

776
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,800
He know he playing

777
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,800
the dangerous game.

778
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,800
He don't care.

779
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,800
That's stupid

780
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,800
about a man. That's stupid about us.

781
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,800
We stupid like that.

782
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,800
We don't care about the people.

783
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,800
We'll get blown away for some pussy.

784
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,800
Y'all were carefully

785
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,800
playing this shit because y'all know

786
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,800
okay especially a woman

787
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,800
that's out here getting it.

788
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,800
That's a bona fide

789
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,800
hustler that know how to get

790
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,800
money when her nigga

791
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,800
go to work and she playing like she got a job.

792
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,800
Like I'm gonna tell you something.

793
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,800
The worst thing you can ever do is

794
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,800
door dance.

795
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,800
Uber.

796
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,800
Lyft.

797
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,800
When I

798
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,800
was riding with Lyft and Uber

799
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,800
some of my ride shit

800
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,800
was with a couple.

801
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,800
Like bro

802
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,800
it ain't even with

803
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,800
some freaky shit going on.

804
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,800
She's in the passenger side of it.

805
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,800
She's my driver. He's in the passenger side.

806
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,800
I'm gonna have to make a segment about this shit soon.

807
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,800
Matter of fact that probably be tomorrow

808
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,800
Friday freaky Friday

809
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,800
subject. Because

810
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,800
bro I

811
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,800
was door dancing

812
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,800
Lyft

813
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,800
Uber

814
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,800
and Grubhub.

815
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,800
Instacart.

816
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,800
I'm gonna tell you something.

817
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,800
The worst thing you can ever do

818
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,800
is drop off somebody's food.

819
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,800
And somebody standing

820
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,800
butt ass naked in front of your

821
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,800
door. In front of the door

822
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,800
getting the food.

823
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,800
Nigga I was a fucking

824
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,800
truck delivery

825
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,800
like out delivered furniture

826
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,800
for Star Furniture.

827
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,800
You know how many females

828
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,800
that showed

829
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,800
me they cat.

830
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,800
They had a boyfriend.

831
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,800
That sit there moving and fixing

832
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,800
they bed up and everything.

833
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,800
They call me later on

834
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,800
tell me what you doing. I'm like

835
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,800
my bed broke down can you come back.

836
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,800
I'm like I know I just put your

837
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,800
bed up. Correct.

838
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,800
Come back.

839
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,800
Me and my boyfriend going to work. I just want

840
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,800
to. You smoke? Yeah.

841
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,800
I'm just gonna roll up one.

842
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,800
Ain't nothing wrong with the bed.

843
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,800
I took a slack off.

844
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,800
Women are slick

845
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,800
at what they do bro.

846
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,800
Nigga the delivery man

847
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,800
the UPS man. The mail

848
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,800
man. The garbage

849
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,800
man. Anything with a man that end

850
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,800
at the end bro your ass better not be

851
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,800
bro. I swear to god bro.

852
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,800
I'm trying to tell y'all.

853
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,800
Stop playing man.

854
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,800
I keep people out here for real doing

855
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,800
shit bro.

856
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,800
Cause they don't get attention at home.

857
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,800
So they don't get attention at home bro.

858
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,800
Okay.

859
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,800
You wonder why the mail man have a

860
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,800
conversation with your mother at the

861
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,800
mailbox.

862
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,800
When they need to go back to work.

863
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,800
You wonder why

864
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,800
Amazon holding her packages for.

865
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,800
Alright.

866
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,800
She

867
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,800
get a text message.

868
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,800
11 o'clock at night. My Amazon

869
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,800
said I need to come pick up my package.

870
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,800
Oh.

871
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,800
Shit. No.

872
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,800
Shit my Amazon come at 8 o'clock.

873
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,800
My. No what that was.

874
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,800
Oh. None. My Amazon

875
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,800
be here at 8 o'clock in the morning.

876
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,800
Yo. Her Amazon

877
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,800
be there at 8 o'clock in the morning. We ain't talking

878
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,800
about no fucking package neither.

879
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,800
It's a package. It's a package and he coming

880
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,800
with a package.

881
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,800
You hear me.

882
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,800
A deluxe package.

883
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,800
That's what she's gonna get.

884
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,800
And you. It's a sign for women.

885
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,800
Remember for men.

886
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,800
Go to the.

887
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,800
Wild Mark. Taymark.

888
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,800
Any fucking grocery store it is.

889
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,800
And a woman

890
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,800
see a man shopping for

891
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,800
a single man shopping bro.

892
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,800
The laundry man.

893
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,800
Oh.

894
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,800
Y'all come to the same.

895
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,800
A man can do his own fucking clothes

896
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,800
and then. Then guess what the fucked up

897
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,800
thing is.

898
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,800
He ain't got

899
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,800
lingerie. There's no drawers.

900
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,800
She looking.

901
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,800
Damn.

902
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,800
Females gonna look at your

903
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,800
print regardless. From a distance.

904
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,800
They will stare at their bitch and think

905
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,800
you. You like.

906
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,800
I was staring at you.

907
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,800
They wouldn't. They would stare at your print.

908
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,800
The fuck.

909
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,800
A woman

910
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,800
got a. She is more nasty.

911
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,800
She's more freaky than a man.

912
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,800
Her mind be going

913
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,800
dumb.

914
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,800
And then a man. Like I say.

915
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,800
Think about this. Think about the women that.

916
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,800
Think about the women

917
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,800
that sit here.

918
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,800
And deliver the packages.

919
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,800
Think about the motherfucking.

920
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,800
Women that be sitting here

921
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,800
god damn. If your nigga say a dope.

922
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,800
Oh it's old.

923
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,800
She fucking for a dub sack.

924
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,800
She sucking for a dub sack.

925
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,800
Oh yeah.

926
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,800
It's both ways.

927
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,800
If you. If you

928
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,800
at work.

929
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,800
And you like this girl at work. And you got a woman

930
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,800
at home. You can't take her home.

931
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,800
Nigga you stop it. Every day

932
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,800
you stop in there to get in the room.

933
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,800
Y'all fucking in a truck on break.

934
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,800
Y'all fucking. Y'all fucking.

935
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,800
You ain't. Bro. Okay.

936
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,800
Oh shit.

937
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,800
Like I said

938
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,800
the worst thing.

939
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,800
Is for your nigga to go.

940
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,800
For your spouse to go to work at night.

941
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,800
And you don't get out

942
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,800
till in the morning.

943
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,800
Seven o'clock.

944
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,800
You gotta be there from seven to seven.

945
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,800
Ten o'clock.

946
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,800
He tell you ten eleven o'clock.

947
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,800
You know he got. You know you think he finna lay down.

948
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,800
Hell nah. That nigga. That nigga

949
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,800
beating something down at ten eleven o'clock.

950
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,800
You can. Your break ain't

951
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,800
to one. So you can't call him until

952
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,800
one o'clock. And when he called

953
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,800
he acting like he sleep.

954
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,800
He go

955
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,800
take a whole nut of shower.

956
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,800
Lay his ass down. Go eat smoke.

957
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,800
He

958
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,800
down for the night. He didn't got

959
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,800
in the bed.

960
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,800
In y'all bed.

961
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,800
That's the cheating that I can get you killed.

962
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,800
In my bed.

963
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,800
I cheated in

964
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,800
I cheated in my own house but I cheated on

965
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,800
the couch. Cause I know

966
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,800
if I hit it. If I touch that bed

967
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,800
that bitch gonna kill me.

968
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,800
I can survive

969
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,800
with a motherfucker breaking up with me.

970
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,800
But I can't survive with a motherfucker

971
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,800
with a gun on. She been sleeping in the same bed.

972
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,800
That's

973
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,800
that's double jeopardy.

974
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,800
To me

975
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,800
You might as well have done it

976
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,800
on my bed.

977
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,800
If you were gonna do it in the room.

978
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,800
If you do it on the floor you might as well

979
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,800
have done it on the bed in the room.

980
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,800
I did it on the fucking couch.

981
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,800
In my in the living room.

982
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,800
I was kicked out. I was just

983
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,800
trying to babysit my child.

984
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,800
Shit. If I been kicked out

985
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,800
for two weeks.

986
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,800
Shit. I'm fucking

987
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,800
them two weeks.

988
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,800
Them are my time to myself.

989
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,800
Like I'm not

990
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,800
gonna lie. Like you kick me out

991
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,800
the house. You kick them like a woman.

992
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,800
That white nigga be like no baby

993
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,800
you get your ass back in here cause he know

994
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,800
he let that woman go.

995
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,800
She turn that phone

996
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,800
off.

997
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,800
She gonna wake up to about 87 calls

998
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,800
210 messages.

999
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,800
Oh bitch you think you sleep.

1000
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,800
So you go over to sister's house cause

1001
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,800
I put you up.

1002
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,800
She gonna say no man my sister she

1003
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,800
sister tell him I been over here all night.

1004
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,800
She been over here all night.

1005
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,800
I got damn she got dropped out that morning

1006
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,800
before he went to work.

1007
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,800
I guarantee you that. Your ass done had

1008
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,800
a heart attack. I ain't been asleep all night.

1009
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,800
You can't sleep. Your adrenaline

1010
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,800
pumping so hard. Bitch you better sit here and

1011
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,800
get yourself a motherfucking heart attack.

1012
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,800
Your blood pressure through the roof.

1013
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,800
You only 23.

1014
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,800
What the fuck wrong with you?

1015
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,800
Put the kill in this bitch. You better

1016
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,800
leave that damn girl alone. You better go out there

1017
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,800
and find somebody else.

1018
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,800
You knew that girl was a hoe when you met her.

1019
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,800
You know what I'm saying?

1020
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,800
You can't even say her name.

1021
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,800
You made it to mama connection and called her hoe.

1022
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,800
There ain't no hoe. That's my girl.

1023
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,800
Fuck that girl.

1024
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,800
Them black mommas fuck your ass.

1025
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,800
Oh god. I love them

1026
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,800
black mommas.

1027
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,800
Especially on Chinese mommas.

1028
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,800
I dated a Chinese

1029
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,800
girl on the coast. I promised

1030
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,800
her. Her mama say

1031
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:06,800
Black team.

1032
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:08,800
He no good. He not shit.

1033
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,800
I said who the fuck you talking

1034
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,800
to? She say you.

1035
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,800
You black bastard. I say I just

1036
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,800
love the way you talking to me.

1037
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,800
Oh god. She was a

1038
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,800
coolie woman but she talked to shit. I wasn't

1039
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,800
shit. She know I was finna fuck her daughter

1040
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:24,800
and leave. And did.

1041
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,800
And moved back to Jackson.

1042
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,800
Oh wow.

1043
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,800
I said that was my

1044
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,800
dream. The fuck a Chinese

1045
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,800
girl.

1046
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,800
It don't

1047
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,800
look. It's funny though.

1048
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,800
It's funny when you fuck them.

1049
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,800
It feel like you high and they high.

1050
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,800
It feel like y'all in the sun.

1051
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,800
It feel like you high.

1052
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,800
You high?

1053
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,800
No.

1054
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,800
Eyes be tight as hell. You high.

1055
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,800
You high.

1056
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,800
I get

1057
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,800
I mean

1058
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,800
I used to do stupid shit.

1059
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,800
I cheated one time.

1060
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,800
And ran up and

1061
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,800
came back to the house later

1062
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,800
on that day and fuck that girl's sister.

1063
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,800
Wow.

1064
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,800
It wasn't my fault.

1065
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:16,800
And the girl said it wasn't your fault.

1066
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,800
I knew my sister was gonna fuck you.

1067
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,800
I said well why did you let

1068
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,800
Why did you set me up to do it?

1069
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,800
She say cause.

1070
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,800
She wanted to hit so I let her hit

1071
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,800
before she got too late

1072
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,800
and I was like what's wrong?

1073
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:32,800
Like well it's hard now.

1074
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,800
Cause I don't know who to talk to.

1075
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,800
She said bitch you gonna talk to me? I said I don't wanna talk to you.

1076
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,800
Your pussy won't like your sister.

1077
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,800
You see you never should let me do that.

1078
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,800
And she just say

1079
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,800
But I dated two sisters

1080
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,800
and it was funny.

1081
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,800
Cause when we broke up it was the end of school.

1082
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,800
And

1083
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,800
the girl say

1084
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,800
you finna move back to Jackson and I said yep.

1085
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,800
I'm finna go fuck Ling Ling.

1086
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,800
And went over there to fuck Ling Ling.

1087
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,800
And fuck Ling Ling.

1088
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,800
And Ling Ling mama cussed me the fuck out.

1089
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,800
Like

1090
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,800
back then cheating was fine.

1091
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,800
Like I say

1092
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,800
you knew the excitement you were gonna have

1093
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,800
but you knew the repercussions that she punched you

1094
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,800
in your sleep.

1095
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,800
Shoot you in your sleep. You did not go to sleep.

1096
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,800
You slept in another fucking room.

1097
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,800
Nowadays

1098
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,800
y'all motherfuckers can't even handle

1099
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,800
cheating.

1100
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,800
Y'all niggas are killer female.

1101
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,800
Y'all don't kill a nigga.

1102
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,800
Y'all gonna kill a female.

1103
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,800
Yeah.

1104
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,800
Bro I don't give a damn.

1105
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,800
If Tootie let the nigga slam dunk.

1106
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,800
I'm finna slam dunk her and Tootie.

1107
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,800
Never really talk.

1108
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,800
Like Gilly said.

1109
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,800
That nigga

1110
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,800
get wide open three.

1111
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,800
I'm finna hit his ass with a layup.

1112
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,800
And dunk her ass.

1113
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,800
Y'all wait.

1114
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,800
Y'all wanna sit here

1115
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,800
and if you gotta cheat

1116
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,800
get the fuck away from her.

1117
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:00,800
Don't sit there

1118
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,800
and cheat on each other.

1119
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,800
Y'all been together for 28 years.

1120
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,800
Y'all go to the next friend of yours

1121
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,800
and this motherfucker say.

1122
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,800
I don't think they do it cheat on each other.

1123
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,800
Bro

1124
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,800
leave that shit alone.

1125
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,800
Oh my mama

1126
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,800
leave that shit alone man.

1127
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,800
I ain't nothing like a

1128
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,800
old person busting your ass out.

1129
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,800
Been watching y'all for years.

1130
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,800
You be like they been married for 10

1131
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,800
cheating on each other for 20.

1132
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,800
Damn.

1133
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,800
It be crazy cause both y'all leave the

1134
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,800
house together at the same time.

1135
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,800
In different cars.

1136
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,800
Go in different people's houses.

1137
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,800
Come in at the same time and lay right next to each other.

1138
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,800
How was your day?

1139
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,800
I wish you would do some dumb shit like that.

1140
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,800
I wish your motherfucker would

1141
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,800
do some dumb shit like that.

1142
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,800
Bro

1143
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,800
you gotta be that ignorant to go cheat

1144
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,800
with each other.

1145
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,800
You know she cheatin.

1146
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,800
She know you cheatin.

1147
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,800
I'm just saying

1148
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,800
you need to be on the world.

1149
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,800
Not smart as people is.

1150
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,800
I'm gonna wonder about you.

1151
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,800
Cause I'm

1152
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,800
my mind friend

1153
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,800
gonna say oh this motherfucker is in special

1154
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,800
league.

1155
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,800
He cheated so it's okay.

1156
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,800
I ain't know what to talk.

1157
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,800
I got a funny story. I talked to a girl

1158
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,800
in the special class.

1159
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,800
She had some bomb ass pussy.

1160
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,800
Oh my.

1161
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,800
Better than a regular student.

1162
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,800
But she just slaps a lot

1163
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,800
at the corner of her mouth.

1164
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,800
No.

1165
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,800
Man I was

1166
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,800
in that ass when I was in here.

1167
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,800
Oh my god.

1168
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,800
Oh my god.

1169
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,800
I was out tanning that ass.

1170
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,800
I don't discriminate.

1171
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,800
I don't discriminate.

1172
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,800
I would fuck you in the wheelchair.

1173
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,800
You got a pig leg.

1174
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,800
I'm fucking you with no leg.

1175
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,800
I'll take them bitches off

1176
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,800
and have fun with them nuggas.

1177
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,800
Oh my goodness.

1178
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,800
You got one

1179
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,800
titted.

1180
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,800
With that one titted.

1181
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,800
Man I talked to

1182
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,800
a girl bro.

1183
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,800
I talked

1184
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,800
to a girl. She didn't have

1185
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,800
no bottom roti.

1186
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,800
But she had top.

1187
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,800
I said use the bottom

1188
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,800
not the top.

1189
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,800
No you didn't.

1190
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,800
She was gonna start laughing at me and went to work.

1191
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,800
That's why I say

1192
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,800
you never get a

1193
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,800
motherfucking young gun.

1194
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,800
We call them young gun.

1195
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,800
Man y'all think I'm

1196
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,800
bullshitting.

1197
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,800
I had the crazy experiences

1198
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,800
with dating females.

1199
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,800
I didn't care how you look.

1200
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,800
I didn't care like

1201
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,800
looks don't matter. My mama always told me

1202
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,800
looks don't matter. The heart is the size

1203
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,800
of the heart.

1204
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,800
Man you think I'm bullshitting.

1205
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,800
I talked to a woman that was 63.

1206
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,800
Name

1207
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,800
Fat Cat.

1208
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,800
Fat Cat.

1209
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,800
She had a fat cat but it was quick hair everywhere.

1210
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,800
Man

1211
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,800
Fat Cat man.

1212
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,800
I was hitting that ass one day. Fat Cat said

1213
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,800
hold on put my lid down and count it.

1214
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,800
You gonna make me ah.

1215
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,800
She slept with that hidden pad all night.

1216
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,800
It ain't nothing like hitting a kruger.

1217
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,800
She can't moan like she want to.

1218
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,800
Just to end this show y'all.

1219
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,800
We just talking shit.

1220
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,800
You can't hit a kruger

1221
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,800
like you want to.

1222
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,800
Back then she can

1223
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,800
Now she sound like a whole

1224
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,800
broken record player.

1225
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,800
Sound like you hurting her ass or something.

1226
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,800
Like what the fuck.

1227
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,800
I told her I can't do that no

1228
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,800
more.

1229
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,800
I come back for Sunday Dump though.

1230
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,800
That's how she tried to treat me.

1231
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,800
Then I tried

1232
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,800
Then I was what?

1233
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,800
Twenty-nine? No. Twenty-one.

1234
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,800
Trying to talk to this

1235
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,800
uh

1236
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,800
Trying to talk to this bodybuilder one.

1237
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,800
Strong shit.

1238
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,800
Nate introduced me to her.

1239
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,800
She

1240
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:22,800
Trying to she was in a strong woman competition.

1241
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,800
Now hitting that ass.

1242
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,800
I said damn them bones.

1243
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,800
Her life was awesome.

1244
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,800
She turned around.

1245
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,800
Said missionary. That one made me stop missionary

1246
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,800
right there that day. I ain't never hit missionary

1247
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,800
out the hood.

1248
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,800
I said man your titties.

1249
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,800
Whoa!

1250
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,800
Said can you make me go up and down?

1251
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,800
And she did. I got up and said no

1252
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,800
this a man.

1253
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,800
With a click.

1254
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,800
That woman

1255
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,800
laughed at my ass so hard.

1256
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,800
She goes I went back to the gym

1257
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,800
about a week later. She was like

1258
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,800
hey Josh everybody looking.

1259
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,800
I said yeah I hit that man.

1260
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,800
Man you think I'm bullshiting.

1261
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,800
Boy that whole gym boy

1262
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,800
start laughing. She did too.

1263
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,800
I'm just a person

1264
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,800
that stupid. If y'all bruh

1265
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:22,800
people ever get to know me I'm just the stupidest

1266
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,800
person on earth man.

1267
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,800
I got stories for days.

1268
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,800
Like

1269
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,800
I left a pair of snakes in my

1270
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,800
momma house and lived for a whole

1271
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,800
summer.

1272
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,800
You know how hard it was for them niggas to come out

1273
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,800
and not come out the house for a week.

1274
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,800
But man

1275
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,800
we thank y'all.

1276
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,800
Keep tuning in and please

1277
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,800
keep downloading.

1278
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,800
Please share.

1279
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,800
Share it man. Share it to your Facebook

1280
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,800
feeds. Share it to

1281
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,800
your Instagrams man.

1282
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,800
Share it to

1283
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,800
all in all family

1284
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:02,800
Facebook page. Which video

1285
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,800
you like. You can come in on that page.

1286
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,800
I made it today. So y'all

1287
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,800
can come in on that.

1288
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,800
Let us know

1289
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,800
what the topic, what you wanted to be

1290
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,800
and tomorrow Friday.

1291
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,800
So you got your number

1292
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,800
ready.

1293
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,800
Please I repeat

1294
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,800
please

1295
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,800
please

1296
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,800
be ready.

1297
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,800
And people

1298
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,800
we really do

1299
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,800
thank you man.

1300
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:36,800
We be trippin out.

1301
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,800
It's 9.06.

1302
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,800
Damn man.

1303
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,800
Guess what?

1304
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,800
I seen a fat

1305
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,800
bitch trip with a mothafuckin burrito

1306
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,800
on her hand and they go missing.

1307
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,800
I look so I'm missing.

1308
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,800
But

1309
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:54,800
it wasn't

1310
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,800
funny cause I love my missing people

1311
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,800
cause they can party.

1312
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,800
They love to drink down here in the liver.

1313
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,800
I would never drink with

1314
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,800
child niggas.

1315
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:06,800
Y'all niggas tried to kill me one night.

1316
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,800
Instead of

1317
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,800
giving me Bacardi. I want that shit.

1318
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,800
Throwing up out my nose

1319
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,800
already.

1320
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,800
Man but she trip with that burrito

1321
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,800
but that burrito never touch the concrete.

1322
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,800
I said oh

1323
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,800
she got hands.

1324
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,800
Man my boss

1325
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,800
man her boss man.

1326
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,800
All her people bust out laughing.

1327
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,800
I said I can make missin laugh.

1328
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,800
Damn.

1329
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,800
I fuck with them. I fuck with y'all missin.

1330
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,800
Y'all are the coolest people on earth.

1331
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,800
Y'all the hardest working people

1332
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,800
on the fuckin planet.

1333
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,800
I never seen motherfuckers that can get drunk.

1334
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,800
Wake up on time

1335
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:46,800
and go straight to work. Black folks

1336
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,800
can't wake up on time.

1337
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,800
Nigga let me get drunk tonight.

1338
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,800
I'm calling my boss man and say y'all got

1339
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,800
hell of a shit tonight. In the morning

1340
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,800
man. I can't do it.

1341
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,800
I be tired

1342
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,800
man.

1343
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,800
But this weekend we put

1344
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,800
up this weekend though man.

1345
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,800
We got 4 episodes a day coming for you.

1346
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,800
2 for me

1347
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,800
and 2 with me and Queen.

1348
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,800
Well she out this weekend so shit.

1349
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,800
I'm gonna be with y'all

1350
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:16,800
all weekend. She gonna be with us

1351
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,800
all weekend.

1352
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,800
And to the people that say

1353
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,800
Ay

1354
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,800
cut my hair

1355
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,800
kiss my ass. I wanna cut it.

1356
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,800
I wanna cut it so bad. You don't understand.

1357
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,800
Everyday I think I grab them clippers

1358
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:36,800
and play with them.

1359
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,800
Stop. Well fuck y'all.

1360
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,800
Die today. Tomorrow.

1361
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,800
Nah don't do that.

1362
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,800
I'm just playing though.

1363
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,800
No I'm not. I'm lying like I'm awful.

1364
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,800
You can die today or tomorrow.

1365
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,800
You tell me to cut my hair one more time.

1366
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,800
I like my hair.

1367
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,800
I ain't never just

1368
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:58,800
I ain't had hair since like

1369
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,800
14, 15 so y'all just don't understand.

1370
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,800
I'm grown now.

1371
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:04,800
I'm like 34.

1372
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,800
I'm finna be 34 I think. I'm lying.

1373
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,800
I'm finna be 44. Nah I'm 34.

1374
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,800
I'm finna be 34.

1375
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,800
Wait at the same time

1376
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,800
I ain't just seen my old

1377
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,800
and then I seen the first great fucking

1378
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,800
hair on my chin today y'all.

1379
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:20,800
I fucking cried in the truck.

1380
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,800
I cried in the car.

1381
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,800
He gone cry in the car and I did.

1382
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,800
I said I hate this shit.

1383
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,800
We gotta get old.

1384
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,800
Look at this shit.

1385
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,800
I'm gonna go with the salt and

1386
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,800
pepper theme.

1387
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:40,800
But if this shit get too silky great.

1388
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,800
I'm kidding.

1389
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,800
I'm not finna look like Mr. Miyagi.

1390
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,800
I get high already.

1391
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,800
See I put my shit

1392
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,800
in the ponytail and be looking like

1393
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,800
you gotta wax on Daniel

1394
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:54,800
and wax off Daniel.

1395
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,800
Yo y'all man. This is All In.

1396
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,800
All Family. This is King Josh.

1397
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:04,800
Queen E. Sending out this bitch.