This is All In All Family starring King Josh and Queen E.
What's good, what's good? This your boy King Josh and I'm Queen E and welcome to All In All Family.
We're gonna get spicy with this episode. It's gonna be nice. We're gonna talk about their word cheating.
Yeah boy, there's some devastation out there. If you ain't got caught cheating, you caught your spouse cheating.
Man, and I got some crazy stories. But the topics, we're gonna get into cheating. We're gonna see what is your definition of cheating.
This is for the fans. And the other topic, who cheats more, me and the women? And the last topic, how to prevent it before it goes to cheating.
But sit back, relax and y'all finna chill and kick it with us for a good old hour.
So cheating. Cheating is, man cheating is hell bro. But you don't cheat for no reason. A lot of people don't cheat for no reason out there.
That be the excuse sometimes. I cheat for no reason. Or they'll say, I ain't got no reason why I cheat. I just did it.
Yeah? But you got some people that's just like, they don't get the attention that they get at home. So they wanna get in the streets and go looking for it.
You got some men and a lot of women that don't get that attention at home. And you wonder why the house is broken like that.
I'm gonna tell you something. I used to think cheating was fun at first. It was the excitement of getting caught. But when it turned into getting, I gotta fight this motherfucker?
Oh nah, no. Collarcoast guards, no. Not finna do it. Pineapples. Because when you out there, it's fun when you out there doing it with the repercussions.
And the part about niggas is you feel guilty after you know you just cheated.
Not all men feel guilty.
Shit. Every nigga go through that little guilty spell like damn I just cheated man.
She ain't deserve that shit.
That's why he go home and start doing all type of shit.
You ain't never seen that nigga pick up a broom in 12 years.
He done picked up a broom and start sweeping the fucking living room.
What?
You done cooked dinner?
Bro what you done did?
That's the first thing they come out.
That's the first thing they come out of a female bound.
Bro what you done did?
And you like, my name baby.
No and you like, why you lie?
Lying hurts the cheating like death for real.
Lying is worse than the cheating part.
Cause you lied about it.
That's where a lot of relationships get fucked up in.
Cause you lied about it and you know you got caught cheating.
Even if you don't know you got caught cheating you still lied about it.
But what is cheating though?
Queen E what is cheating?
What is cheating to you?
There's different types of cheating to me.
Mine is if we in a relationship you, if you, I wouldn't consider texting cheating.
But it's the actions that come behind them texting.
Some people might think texting is cheating too.
Some people don't.
It's just the intention of knowing that this person, knowing that you texting this person and it's not the fact that you texting this person.
It's the fact that you feel like something is going to intentionally happen due to these text messages.
How the way they talking in these text messages is exactly what happened and what's going to transpire.
That's why I agree with you.
Because now you just texting is buddy buddy, ya'll cool or whatever.
But you know that's your friend, alright cool.
But when it get to that part of ass, I'm going to lick that ass.
I'm going to come over there and put my tongue in your cooch hole and I'm going to suck your dick backwards.
And hey bitch you talking to a nigga and a girl.
Time out.
You got a big one.
You got to pick one.
If I was you I would third leg go and keep the goddamn slice me though.
Why you calling me?
I just had to break it down to a point.
I don't know.
It just felt good at the time to say.
It felt intellectual.
I felt smart saying it.
It sounded good in your head.
It sounded good as hell in my head.
Like beautiful as fuck.
I was going to roll with it but it just didn't come out the way I wanted it to.
But cheating is everybody give conversation.
You can't stop a person from giving conversation in this world.
No I don't see nothing wrong with just a conversation.
See how far that conversation goes far than what you exceeded to go.
And you feel it's wrong but you still indulging in it.
You in the wrong.
Now this person say well I want to take you out Friday.
And you say okay.
It's just in your head what you think.
It's just a little harmful little meet and greet.
That little harmful meet and greet.
That could be the nigger or the female of your dream.
Fuck the shit out you and you over there.
Now you and your nigger in your female room or your female roommates.
Y'all don't even touch each other no more out of that.
You scared to touch it because you scared to say that person's name.
That's you know cheating it comes with a lot of.
That brings a lot of tension like a person if you didn't went out and cheated and you go home.
Person can feel that vibe.
They feel that energy when you come through the door.
Something is off.
It always going to be like that.
Bro I'm going to take some.
And that's one thing about females.
Females know how you left them off of them.
And they know how you come in there motherfucker.
Don't sit here and think that okay she ain't paying attention to every detail.
Nigger she's watching how you put on your socks.
She watching how you put on your drawers.
She watching how you put on your pants, your shirt, your undershirt.
How you rub the deodorant on you.
What smell good you put on.
How you put it on.
The spots you sprayed it.
Every little detail her mind has already.
Chick chick chick chick chick chick chick.
So when you come home and you done sprayed in certain spots.
She already know.
That's why she.
She knows.
It's just like have you ever seen that movie.
With Jamie Foxx and Maura Chisnett.
When that girl snipped her hair.
Cut her hair with Gabrielle Union in it.
Breaking all the rules.
Oh yeah.
You remember when she cut her hair that nigger got that snip down.
He's like ah.
You need to go get chick.
Yeah.
That's how a man do.
A man is different.
He's a man with a man's intuition.
He don't know shit.
He won't even know if his girl done cheated.
Until she tell him.
And when she tell him.
That's one thing about this man.
Or some man.
They cannot take.
What's dished out to them.
And you got some females.
You got something that they ain't going to tell.
They ain't going to tell you.
They'll take that shit to the grave.
They don't fuck your uncle.
Your daddy.
And everybody.
And they're the ones that will take shit to the grave.
They don't fuck your best friend.
Your partner.
They know secrets.
They ain't got a.
Only time a secret going to come out.
Unless somebody expose the secret with them.
Like she got.
She needs like breaking all the rules bro.
It's fun.
It's just like.
The rules that America set.
It's fun when you do the rules.
It's fun when you do the crime.
But it's hard.
When it.
It's hard when they give you that time.
Like they for real.
It's just like sex is compared to it.
Because once you do that crime.
You don't know if they.
You don't know the investigator already out there.
She been they've been investigating just like cheating.
She needs just like committing the crime.
You got to investigate.
Investigate the crime.
They got down all the clues.
One night you fucked around.
Lift your phone open.
Boom.
That already started the clues.
Second clue is.
OK.
He's moving different.
Damn.
Where he moving different.
Third clue is.
Damn.
We don't even fuck no more.
He ain't fucking me like he used to.
The fuck.
Niggas sit here and say.
I don't.
Baby what you talking about baby?
I was still.
Nah.
That's when you just getting lazy man.
Nah.
You ain't.
You ain't been to work.
You probably ain't been to work.
You probably.
Nigga you probably ain't did shit in the last 30 days.
But you been running over there to the top.
You been running over there to the side shit house.
Giving her the money out of child account.
That's why women get pissed off.
And the same thing for me.
Because you got older.
You got the ones.
That's out here.
The older women.
I'm going to tell you something.
The older people out here is fucking up the game.
Because.
They out here now.
Trying to be young.
And hang with the young crowd.
You can't do it.
Because the older people back then when they cheated.
You didn't know shit.
Mom and daddy didn't take you with them.
Now you got your child in the car going to cheat with you.
You know a child cannot fucking keep quiet.
Nah.
Unless you just got one of them down ass rider type of kids with you.
And they ain't going to say shit.
They know not to say shit.
And they going to look at the dad and be like where y'all was at Auntie's house.
And damn.
And then the fucked up thing is.
Social media.
A nigga said.
Motherfucker catch you out and post your picture.
Be like is this your man.
Put you on a sister group.
Is this your man.
Facebook hell.
Who in here is online.
I had a hunger.
She was like put yours in there anonymously and see what people say.
I ain't doing this shit.
Why don't you want to know.
No.
I know mine don't tell me.
If you got to see him put your mother fucking.
If you got to do some sneaky shit like this just to see.
Well don't do it.
Cheating.
More.
My way.
As you find out he's cheating.
That's going to hurt you more.
If you see multiple women say.
Oh.
This.
I was.
It was going to hurt.
It hurt.
It hurt a female.
But a female.
I want a female go to.
She go.
She's going to.
She would.
She's going to.
Just no fucking anybody.
This person that she's been doing.
I gave her you know she's been doing all right by.
She didn't.
She's been keeping it.
They've been keeping a conversation professional and all.
Well.
Trust me.
When you fuck up.
And she gone.
And I'm a couple days that she.
No.
Boy you're going to see him.
Boy you're going to die by this.
You're going to bother like a newborn baby in a womb like a fetus nigga.
Because you know you know she out here cheating.
But you know she's going to cheat with a nigga that got more than you.
A female don't cheat down.
A female never cheats down man.
A female cheats up dude.
Cheats all the way up dude.
She will hurt.
She going to hurt you to the point where you ain't going to never want to do it again.
And if you do it again.
Now you know I got to cheat with the baddest and you can't get the baddest bitch because your money ain't right.
But guess what.
Just because she a female.
She can get any nigga she want to.
That's what you don't understand.
A female don't care.
Especially when she hurt.
Brothers a female when she say you want this when she texts that nigga say what you doing tonight.
And she say that nigga say man she say can I come over.
Oh it's done daughter.
You're going to cry.
Go and call your mama.
Don't call her mama.
Call your mama.
Because niggas what we do.
You seen your daughter miss Emily.
Emily say what you all doing.
What y'all doing.
What y'all got going on.
What happened.
Fuck around.
And cheated.
Oh baby I don't know what to tell you.
I told you.
Don't you hurt my baby.
I know how she operate.
You got to deal with that hurt.
You try to call her brothers and sisters.
Man I ain't seen them.
But I'll let you know if I seen them.
She already done called.
I'm going to let them know.
He's going to be calling around looking for me.
So don't tell him where I'm at.
Don't even.
Act like you don't know nothing.
You act like you don't know nothing.
You don't know nothing.
Because that's the crazy thing about it.
Why when you cheat.
Your best friend or your nigga.
Your homeboy or your homegirl.
Sit here and try to throw.
Theyself on your motherfucking spouse.
That be the craziest shit in the fucking world.
Because I got a couple homeboys there.
I can say boy I got screen shots of some shit.
On all of them.
I don't even say nothing.
I just sit here and just say.
That's a damn shine.
That's all I can do is shake my head.
That's a damn shine.
And then they be like.
And then they be so spooked.
Because they doing it to you.
They intimidated when you come over.
So they.
They get.
Okay.
They done throw their girl in the closet.
Don't come out here.
Don't go near him.
Hey damn.
What the fuck.
But that's your karma.
If you think you going to sit here and try to talk to a nigga.
Baby mama.
Niggas exes and shit.
When a nigga start talking to your motherfucking girl.
You going to kill him.
But you can't handle.
No nigga can handle that pressure.
After they done did the dirt though.
It's a couple niggas.
That can handle it because they don't do dirt like that.
They don't go behind.
They don't go behind niggas like that.
But it's crazy how some of y'all.
Girl females will go behind y'all motherfucking best friend for years.
And fuck they nigga.
And he run along with it.
That's why y'all females need to stop telling your homegirls.
How much fun you having with your dudes.
Because they be imagining shit.
What y'all do in the bedroom.
That's nobody's business.
I don't give a fuck.
You bring your girl around and she think she's a motherfucker.
Your homeboy looking.
They finna try her.
Her ass sticking out to them.
They looking at her thong.
They looking at her ass.
They hogging around you now.
They trying to be around you.
They trying to see what she.
And she gonna swing what type of way.
And you don't know what type of female you might have.
And then you get her cheated on.
Nah.
Hell nah.
Y'all choose to do that.
Cheating is not a way of an accessory period.
But on another subject.
Motivational speech for the day.
Keep your dick in your pants.
Keep your coochie in your drawers.
Stop trying to go outside looking for shit.
When you can make some shit inside.
More funny than what it is.
You have to use your imagination.
Dress up.
Go get a Spider-Man costume.
All over the fucking room.
Till you dive in it.
Cut a hole in the booty part of her hood.
So you can stick it.
You get the black Spider-Man suit and get her the red and blue.
You get the red and blue and she get the black one.
Spice up your relationship so you don't have to step outside.
And ladies.
If you work a lot.
This goes to men too.
If you work a lot.
I don't give a fuck.
Even if you get you a quick microwave in.
She will appreciate it because she knows you still love her.
You have to show the love fellas.
And ladies.
You have to give them that love man.
You work the 12 hour shift.
Okay.
He worked the 10 hour shift.
There ain't no comparison.
All you have to do is turn on your side.
You don't want to move.
That's the easiest position in the fucking world.
To get you a quick little nip and go to sleep.
Both of you go to sleep.
It's about spicing it up and still having attention for each other.
And that is called.
Motivational moment of the day.
Moral of the story.
The grass ain't always greener on the other side.
Don't say that now.
Because you don't know.
Like I said people don't know until you have explored.
Trust me I have explored it.
It wasn't that green on that side.
Like me.
Before I got married I explored.
She said I cheated.
Yeah I did.
I explored to see.
Hey was there anything closer.
Is there anything else like this.
Before I sit here and tie the fucking knot.
Bing bong.
It was.
And it came after my fucking marriage.
Temptation was here.
It's something about a fucking ring.
When you put on that motherfucking wedding ring.
It's something about temptation.
That.
Like they coming with dolls on your ass.
Because I don't understand how you feel like you so committed to this person.
For years before you get that ring.
You ain't like temptation was everywhere when y'all was in the boyfriend girlfriend.
It's different.
Marriage is.
But when you get married.
It's like fuck I'm stuck with this person for the rest of my life.
Let me tell you something.
That's how some dudes look at it.
And then we gonna jump to the next topic.
I'm gonna just break it down like this.
That ring brings out motherfuckers that you see.
You different when you were dealing with the single life.
You were dealing with regular motherfuckers.
In a single life.
You weren't dealing with.
Motherfuckers that was married.
See.
Married people.
Don't keep.
Gotta keep a secret.
If you single messing with a married person.
That single person go back and tell everything wrong.
Yo.
Whole fucking family.
But when you married.
And that person fucking married.
Yeah we gonna have.
Ain't no secrets being told.
No nothing.
You gonna go by this way.
You gonna go by that way.
That's how both of them married folk breaking it down.
We gonna.
They don't give a fuck if they go to the.
One thing about a woman bro.
A married woman.
And she been married for years.
She know.
She can see her and go to the fucking grocery store.
She going to the grocery store.
And you know women in the grocery store for hours.
And they started going to.
They in there for hours.
And she been over there getting the socks knocked off her ass.
At the other nigger house.
And still gonna make the grocery store come back and cook their food for you.
That's how married life is.
Married men.
Baby I'm working there for hours.
And she been doing it for years.
14 years.
That nigger got a whole motherfucking family on the side.
A whole nigger house and everything.
And guess what.
The other woman ain't saying shit.
Cause she getting taken care of.
That's married life type shit.
Especially when that other married woman in the two.
She ain't saying that cause both of them.
She got a.
She got a fucking wife.
She ain't saying that cause both of them.
She got two men taking care of her.
Two married men taking care of her.
Her husband and her girl husband.
So she getting money coming two way.
That's different.
Her husband can't please her but that cheddar getting ripe.
The other nigger she just want the dick.
She ain't got time.
It's alright.
That's all she saying.
It's alright.
She ain't saying that cause both of them.
She got two men taking care of her.
That's all she saying.
It's alright.
She just like.
She just want the dick.
The dick is different.
If your husband.
You know you married this nigger.
But you know this nigger dick one shit.
You know what you out there doing.
You don't go fuck about the money or what the nigger can do for you.
You just want that hot pocket bing bong and you gone.
That's the difference between
marriage.
They do nothing.
They do not say nothing.
They quiet.
Older motherfuckers.
Older motherfuckers got kids out here.
Little Keisha and everything.
They been out here selling pussy.
But that's just them older cats.
You can't.
You can't stop it.
But back to the topic.
And I'm going to let.
Queen E start this topic.
I don't know.
But I really want her.
I really want her to answer for y'all women.
Because this shit right here.
Guarantees.
Who cheat more.
Me and the women.
So.
I'm going to say women from the gigo.
Why you say women cheat more than me?
Because mouth will taste some.
Anytime a woman can cheat.
Mouth will taste some.
Anytime a woman can get up out of her bed at 4 o'clock in the morning.
And have a lot set up.
And keep she call her.
And say, girl my water just broke.
And knowing this bitch is 6 months pregnant.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Y'all got to excuse me.
With them words.
I do not mean to offend you.
I'm humbly sorry.
I really am.
I'm going to keep it real with you.
I'm never going to lie to you on this shit.
But it's just real talk.
Like.
Kisha going to sit and call.
My water broke.
I'm stuck on the side of the road.
A nigga not finna get up out of his mother fucking bed.
And he lay down and sleep.
Period.
Can't no nigga homeboy say.
God damn man.
I'm stuck on the side of the road.
3 o'clock in the morning.
2 o'clock in the morning.
No. She can get up and leave.
And go with Kisha and every motherfucker.
If I ain't still get her some dick on the side.
That quick.
So, yo I say women cheat more.
Nah.
I say men cheat more.
What?
Yo. I say men cheat more.
I don't think that's true.
I feel like.
Well.
The reason why I say that.
Is because.
A man always makes up an excuse.
Of why he cheated.
He always turns to blame the female.
And if somebody man is out here.
With these insecure females.
And they with them on purpose.
Because they know what they plan was from the start.
Yeah.
She came with good benefits.
He ain't trying to lose some benefits.
So he gonna still fuck.
Sarah on the side.
And keep Ashley happy.
Oh. Yeah.
That's a nigga. Yep. That's a nigga. Fuck. Yep.
That's a nigga.
I mean niggas do cheat. Wait. Like I say.
Females. Man come on bro.
Like.
So when Ashley finds out.
Ashley. Ashley.
Ashley. I feel like I'm gonna tell you something.
Ashley go up in there and say.
That she done cut all her niggas off.
In the beginning of a relationship.
Them niggas just on stand by.
On DND. Do not disturb.
Ashley. I always gonna put motherfuckers on DND.
Do not disturb.
And them motherfuckers texting.
Blowing up Ashley. 24 7.
What you doing Ashley? I ain't doing shit.
I'm just chilling. That's why I say.
Ashley. Niggas might. Like I say.
Niggas might got some numbers.
But females got numbers.
She got numbers where niggas.
She know niggas can't let go.
She know she.
She know she fucking nigga one time that.
Hey. Shit. He gonna be calling me for the rest of his life.
That type.
Like females though. I say. They cheat more.
Cause bro. You look through a female phone.
And you look through that male phone.
And I guarantee you. It's more name.
And more.
Than what he got up in his motherfucking phone.
He might.
He might have an index of 50 numbers.
To 75 numbers in that phone.
But a woman got over a thousand numbers.
In that phone.
She ain't. Ain't now number lost.
In that phone. I guarantee.
She got a number in her phone.
She got numbers in her phone.
And then she got the numbers in her phone.
Best believe she got them on a female name.
Some on the female name.
But most of them she got it just niggas.
But she just got them as.
Cousins.
She got them as emojis.
And different other shit.
So you don't know who it really is.
One got passed on it. It could be her pastor.
Pastor been knocking her down since she was 18.
Though I say you don't know.
Because a female.
She not going to expose how much she cheat.
A nigga we expose how much we cheat.
But see we can get a hot pocket for a damn gone.
A woman.
Shit when she want to be free.
She is free.
Yeah she is free as hell.
She can knock down five niggas in an hour.
Shit think about it.
If you so coochie before.
You know you can make.
You know you can knock five niggas down in an hour.
I know it take a nigga to knock down.
Three girls in a fucking hour.
Because two of them aint going to answer the phone right then and there.
One of them aint work.
The other one out getting her kids.
So now you got to wait.
Not a female called a nigga.
And he right there ready.
She already know how to set up.
That's the whole thing.
She going to set her shit up.
We don't set our shit up.
Our plans don't go the right way.
But guess what.
We not careful.
We trip over shit.
That's why I say we fumble.
That woman will get tackled.
Keep that ball.
Jump back up and run.
She don't give a fuck if she done got caught.
You aint see her.
That's one her.
In your mind you just saw her.
But you know you didn't.
She just made you feel like you didn't see her.
So you just say fuck the whole thing.
But in your head you go sit down like a dumb ass.
And say I know I just saw this motherfucker.
Now you know you just saw this motherfucker.
You started saying I just seen this.
I know I just seen.
Yeah you did.
But she done confused you.
That she didn't.
It wasn't her.
She can come back and jump in some whole different clothes.
Run upstairs in 3 minutes.
Change in 2 seconds.
Boom.
You be like bitch didn't I just see you.
What you said DJ?
No baby.
What the fuck is you talking about?
Boom there it go.
No don't do that shit.
That shit right there is fucking retarded.
Because that's how you know
a woman can cheat and manipulate
your mind at the same time.
A god damn lie.
She can fuck the shit out you.
Go fuck Jimmy.
You see her walking out Jimmy's apartment.
You go in the house.
She done been in the same thing.
You just fucked her in there.
She just put back on the same thing.
You just fucked her in.
And now your head looking stupid.
Think about this.
When your head go to work in the morning.
If you work overnight you fuck.
You fuck.
If you work overnight.
As a man.
Think about this.
If you work overnight as a fucking man.
Your ass is fucked bro.
Cause your girl are
your neighbors
see that motherfucker
pulling up here every night.
Your little boy know that nigga personally.
Cause he down there playing man.
And she telling him that's your uncle.
You know how many uncles your child know
what this fucking uncle look like
at 10 years old.
This your uncle he been locked up
10 years.
That nigga never been locked up.
He ready to fuck.
He really just tell your little boy man
get the shit out your mama.
He really he playing the game
that playing the role.
He know he playing
the dangerous game.
He don't care.
That's stupid
about a man. That's stupid about us.
We stupid like that.
We don't care about the people.
We'll get blown away for some pussy.
Y'all were carefully
playing this shit because y'all know
okay especially a woman
that's out here getting it.
That's a bona fide
hustler that know how to get
money when her nigga
go to work and she playing like she got a job.
Like I'm gonna tell you something.
The worst thing you can ever do is
door dance.
Uber.
Lyft.
When I
was riding with Lyft and Uber
some of my ride shit
was with a couple.
Like bro
it ain't even with
some freaky shit going on.
She's in the passenger side of it.
She's my driver. He's in the passenger side.
I'm gonna have to make a segment about this shit soon.
Matter of fact that probably be tomorrow
Friday freaky Friday
subject. Because
bro I
was door dancing
Lyft
Uber
and Grubhub.
Instacart.
I'm gonna tell you something.
The worst thing you can ever do
is drop off somebody's food.
And somebody standing
butt ass naked in front of your
door. In front of the door
getting the food.
Nigga I was a fucking
truck delivery
like out delivered furniture
for Star Furniture.
You know how many females
that showed
me they cat.
They had a boyfriend.
That sit there moving and fixing
they bed up and everything.
They call me later on
tell me what you doing. I'm like
my bed broke down can you come back.
I'm like I know I just put your
bed up. Correct.
Come back.
Me and my boyfriend going to work. I just want
to. You smoke? Yeah.
I'm just gonna roll up one.
Ain't nothing wrong with the bed.
I took a slack off.
Women are slick
at what they do bro.
Nigga the delivery man
the UPS man. The mail
man. The garbage
man. Anything with a man that end
at the end bro your ass better not be
bro. I swear to god bro.
I'm trying to tell y'all.
Stop playing man.
I keep people out here for real doing
shit bro.
Cause they don't get attention at home.
So they don't get attention at home bro.
Okay.
You wonder why the mail man have a
conversation with your mother at the
mailbox.
When they need to go back to work.
You wonder why
Amazon holding her packages for.
Alright.
She
get a text message.
11 o'clock at night. My Amazon
said I need to come pick up my package.
Oh.
Shit. No.
Shit my Amazon come at 8 o'clock.
My. No what that was.
Oh. None. My Amazon
be here at 8 o'clock in the morning.
Yo. Her Amazon
be there at 8 o'clock in the morning. We ain't talking
about no fucking package neither.
It's a package. It's a package and he coming
with a package.
You hear me.
A deluxe package.
That's what she's gonna get.
And you. It's a sign for women.
Remember for men.
Go to the.
Wild Mark. Taymark.
Any fucking grocery store it is.
And a woman
see a man shopping for
a single man shopping bro.
The laundry man.
Oh.
Y'all come to the same.
A man can do his own fucking clothes
and then. Then guess what the fucked up
thing is.
He ain't got
lingerie. There's no drawers.
She looking.
Damn.
Females gonna look at your
print regardless. From a distance.
They will stare at their bitch and think
you. You like.
I was staring at you.
They wouldn't. They would stare at your print.
The fuck.
A woman
got a. She is more nasty.
She's more freaky than a man.
Her mind be going
dumb.
And then a man. Like I say.
Think about this. Think about the women that.
Think about the women
that sit here.
And deliver the packages.
Think about the motherfucking.
Women that be sitting here
god damn. If your nigga say a dope.
Oh it's old.
She fucking for a dub sack.
She sucking for a dub sack.
Oh yeah.
It's both ways.
If you. If you
at work.
And you like this girl at work. And you got a woman
at home. You can't take her home.
Nigga you stop it. Every day
you stop in there to get in the room.
Y'all fucking in a truck on break.
Y'all fucking. Y'all fucking.
You ain't. Bro. Okay.
Oh shit.
Like I said
the worst thing.
Is for your nigga to go.
For your spouse to go to work at night.
And you don't get out
till in the morning.
Seven o'clock.
You gotta be there from seven to seven.
Ten o'clock.
He tell you ten eleven o'clock.
You know he got. You know you think he finna lay down.
Hell nah. That nigga. That nigga
beating something down at ten eleven o'clock.
You can. Your break ain't
to one. So you can't call him until
one o'clock. And when he called
he acting like he sleep.
He go
take a whole nut of shower.
Lay his ass down. Go eat smoke.
He
down for the night. He didn't got
in the bed.
In y'all bed.
That's the cheating that I can get you killed.
In my bed.
I cheated in
I cheated in my own house but I cheated on
the couch. Cause I know
if I hit it. If I touch that bed
that bitch gonna kill me.
I can survive
with a motherfucker breaking up with me.
But I can't survive with a motherfucker
with a gun on. She been sleeping in the same bed.
That's
that's double jeopardy.
To me
You might as well have done it
on my bed.
If you were gonna do it in the room.
If you do it on the floor you might as well
have done it on the bed in the room.
I did it on the fucking couch.
In my in the living room.
I was kicked out. I was just
trying to babysit my child.
Shit. If I been kicked out
for two weeks.
Shit. I'm fucking
them two weeks.
Them are my time to myself.
Like I'm not
gonna lie. Like you kick me out
the house. You kick them like a woman.
That white nigga be like no baby
you get your ass back in here cause he know
he let that woman go.
She turn that phone
off.
She gonna wake up to about 87 calls
210 messages.
Oh bitch you think you sleep.
So you go over to sister's house cause
I put you up.
She gonna say no man my sister she
sister tell him I been over here all night.
She been over here all night.
I got damn she got dropped out that morning
before he went to work.
I guarantee you that. Your ass done had
a heart attack. I ain't been asleep all night.
You can't sleep. Your adrenaline
pumping so hard. Bitch you better sit here and
get yourself a motherfucking heart attack.
Your blood pressure through the roof.
You only 23.
What the fuck wrong with you?
Put the kill in this bitch. You better
leave that damn girl alone. You better go out there
and find somebody else.
You knew that girl was a hoe when you met her.
You know what I'm saying?
You can't even say her name.
You made it to mama connection and called her hoe.
There ain't no hoe. That's my girl.
Fuck that girl.
Them black mommas fuck your ass.
Oh god. I love them
black mommas.
Especially on Chinese mommas.
I dated a Chinese
girl on the coast. I promised
her. Her mama say
Black team.
He no good. He not shit.
I said who the fuck you talking
to? She say you.
You black bastard. I say I just
love the way you talking to me.
Oh god. She was a
coolie woman but she talked to shit. I wasn't
shit. She know I was finna fuck her daughter
and leave. And did.
And moved back to Jackson.
Oh wow.
I said that was my
dream. The fuck a Chinese
girl.
It don't
look. It's funny though.
It's funny when you fuck them.
It feel like you high and they high.
It feel like y'all in the sun.
It feel like you high.
You high?
No.
Eyes be tight as hell. You high.
You high.
I get
I mean
I used to do stupid shit.
I cheated one time.
And ran up and
came back to the house later
on that day and fuck that girl's sister.
Wow.
It wasn't my fault.
And the girl said it wasn't your fault.
I knew my sister was gonna fuck you.
I said well why did you let
Why did you set me up to do it?
She say cause.
She wanted to hit so I let her hit
before she got too late
and I was like what's wrong?
Like well it's hard now.
Cause I don't know who to talk to.
She said bitch you gonna talk to me? I said I don't wanna talk to you.
Your pussy won't like your sister.
You see you never should let me do that.
And she just say
But I dated two sisters
and it was funny.
Cause when we broke up it was the end of school.
And
the girl say
you finna move back to Jackson and I said yep.
I'm finna go fuck Ling Ling.
And went over there to fuck Ling Ling.
And fuck Ling Ling.
And Ling Ling mama cussed me the fuck out.
Like
back then cheating was fine.
Like I say
you knew the excitement you were gonna have
but you knew the repercussions that she punched you
in your sleep.
Shoot you in your sleep. You did not go to sleep.
You slept in another fucking room.
Nowadays
y'all motherfuckers can't even handle
cheating.
Y'all niggas are killer female.
Y'all don't kill a nigga.
Y'all gonna kill a female.
Yeah.
Bro I don't give a damn.
If Tootie let the nigga slam dunk.
I'm finna slam dunk her and Tootie.
Never really talk.
Like Gilly said.
That nigga
get wide open three.
I'm finna hit his ass with a layup.
And dunk her ass.
Y'all wait.
Y'all wanna sit here
and if you gotta cheat
get the fuck away from her.
Don't sit there
and cheat on each other.
Y'all been together for 28 years.
Y'all go to the next friend of yours
and this motherfucker say.
I don't think they do it cheat on each other.
Bro
leave that shit alone.
Oh my mama
leave that shit alone man.
I ain't nothing like a
old person busting your ass out.
Been watching y'all for years.
You be like they been married for 10
cheating on each other for 20.
Damn.
It be crazy cause both y'all leave the
house together at the same time.
In different cars.
Go in different people's houses.
Come in at the same time and lay right next to each other.
How was your day?
I wish you would do some dumb shit like that.
I wish your motherfucker would
do some dumb shit like that.
Bro
you gotta be that ignorant to go cheat
with each other.
You know she cheatin.
She know you cheatin.
I'm just saying
you need to be on the world.
Not smart as people is.
I'm gonna wonder about you.
Cause I'm
my mind friend
gonna say oh this motherfucker is in special
league.
He cheated so it's okay.
I ain't know what to talk.
I got a funny story. I talked to a girl
in the special class.
She had some bomb ass pussy.
Oh my.
Better than a regular student.
But she just slaps a lot
at the corner of her mouth.
No.
Man I was
in that ass when I was in here.
Oh my god.
I was out tanning that ass.
I don't discriminate.
I would fuck you in the wheelchair.
You got a pig leg.
I'm fucking you with no leg.
I'll take them bitches off
and have fun with them nuggas.
Oh my goodness.
You got one
titted.
With that one titted.
Man I talked to
a girl bro.
I talked
to a girl. She didn't have
no bottom roti.
But she had top.
I said use the bottom
not the top.
No you didn't.
She was gonna start laughing at me and went to work.
That's why I say
you never get a
motherfucking young gun.
We call them young gun.
Man y'all think I'm
bullshitting.
I had the crazy experiences
with dating females.
I didn't care how you look.
I didn't care like
looks don't matter. My mama always told me
looks don't matter. The heart is the size
of the heart.
Man you think I'm bullshitting.
I talked to a woman that was 63.
Name
Fat Cat.
She had a fat cat but it was quick hair everywhere.
Man
Fat Cat man.
I was hitting that ass one day. Fat Cat said
hold on put my lid down and count it.
You gonna make me ah.
She slept with that hidden pad all night.
It ain't nothing like hitting a kruger.
She can't moan like she want to.
Just to end this show y'all.
We just talking shit.
You can't hit a kruger
like you want to.
Back then she can
Now she sound like a whole
broken record player.
Sound like you hurting her ass or something.
Like what the fuck.
I told her I can't do that no
more.
I come back for Sunday Dump though.
That's how she tried to treat me.
Then I tried
Then I was what?
Twenty-nine? No. Twenty-one.
Trying to talk to this
uh
Trying to talk to this bodybuilder one.
Strong shit.
Nate introduced me to her.
She
Trying to she was in a strong woman competition.
Now hitting that ass.
I said damn them bones.
Her life was awesome.
She turned around.
Said missionary. That one made me stop missionary
right there that day. I ain't never hit missionary
out the hood.
I said man your titties.
Whoa!
Said can you make me go up and down?
And she did. I got up and said no
this a man.
With a click.
That woman
laughed at my ass so hard.
She goes I went back to the gym
about a week later. She was like
hey Josh everybody looking.
I said yeah I hit that man.
Man you think I'm bullshiting.
Boy that whole gym boy
start laughing. She did too.
I'm just a person
that stupid. If y'all bruh
people ever get to know me I'm just the stupidest
person on earth man.
I got stories for days.
Like
I left a pair of snakes in my
momma house and lived for a whole
summer.
You know how hard it was for them niggas to come out
and not come out the house for a week.
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we thank y'all.
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Please I repeat
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And people
we really do
thank you man.
We be trippin out.
It's 9.06.
Damn man.
Guess what?
I seen a fat
bitch trip with a mothafuckin burrito
on her hand and they go missing.
I look so I'm missing.
But
it wasn't
funny cause I love my missing people
cause they can party.
They love to drink down here in the liver.
I would never drink with
child niggas.
Y'all niggas tried to kill me one night.
Instead of
giving me Bacardi. I want that shit.
Throwing up out my nose
already.
Man but she trip with that burrito
but that burrito never touch the concrete.
I said oh
she got hands.
Man my boss
man her boss man.
All her people bust out laughing.
I said I can make missin laugh.
Damn.
I fuck with them. I fuck with y'all missin.
Y'all are the coolest people on earth.
Y'all the hardest working people
on the fuckin planet.
I never seen motherfuckers that can get drunk.
Wake up on time
and go straight to work. Black folks
can't wake up on time.
Nigga let me get drunk tonight.
I'm calling my boss man and say y'all got
hell of a shit tonight. In the morning
man. I can't do it.
I be tired
man.
But this weekend we put
up this weekend though man.
We got 4 episodes a day coming for you.
2 for me
and 2 with me and Queen.
Well she out this weekend so shit.
I'm gonna be with y'all
all weekend. She gonna be with us
all weekend.
And to the people that say
Ay
cut my hair
kiss my ass. I wanna cut it.
I wanna cut it so bad. You don't understand.
Everyday I think I grab them clippers
and play with them.
Stop. Well fuck y'all.
Die today. Tomorrow.
Nah don't do that.
I'm just playing though.
No I'm not. I'm lying like I'm awful.
You can die today or tomorrow.
You tell me to cut my hair one more time.
I like my hair.
I ain't never just
I ain't had hair since like
14, 15 so y'all just don't understand.
I'm grown now.
I'm like 34.
I'm finna be 34 I think. I'm lying.
I'm finna be 44. Nah I'm 34.
I'm finna be 34.
Wait at the same time
I ain't just seen my old
and then I seen the first great fucking
hair on my chin today y'all.
I fucking cried in the truck.
I cried in the car.
He gone cry in the car and I did.
I said I hate this shit.
We gotta get old.
Look at this shit.
I'm gonna go with the salt and
pepper theme.
But if this shit get too silky great.
I'm kidding.
I'm not finna look like Mr. Miyagi.
I get high already.
See I put my shit
in the ponytail and be looking like
you gotta wax on Daniel
and wax off Daniel.
Yo y'all man. This is All In.
All Family. This is King Josh.
Queen E. Sending out this bitch.