Yo yo yo, this All In.
All Fendi.
You rockin' with King Josh.
And I'm Queen E.
Yeah.
What's good, what's good?
This your boy King Josh.
And I'm Queen E.
And you been tuned in to All In.
All Fendi.
Queen E, where you been, man?
Hey y'all, I'm sorry I haven't been on.
I ain't really been feeling good, but I'm back now.
I guess everybody got their shit bulls on.
No.
That everybody got their shit around this motherfucker.
No.
Who Knicks?
Y'all niggas Knicks?
No.
Nah.
But tonight's episode, oh man, we finna get into it.
You know what I'm saying?
It's gonna be real interesting.
Real interesting.
That's all we gonna say.
We gonna say like this, work relationships, we talking about that work hubby and that
work wife, or you know what I'm talking about.
Don't act like y'all, people don't know what I'm talking about.
Nah, I'm just playing with you.
And we gonna get into, you know, double dating.
You know, the pros and cons of double dating.
And we gonna get into, what was the subject?
Yeah, I don't know.
Cause I'm gonna keep it real on my podcast.
I'm not finna, not finna shit code it.
I am toe up off this goddamn teleport right now.
But nah though, the third one gonna be about, you know, like I said, it's gonna be about
can men and women be friends?
That's gonna be a good topic right there.
I gotta say, you see why I put the best for last.
Can men and women be friends?
But hold on there.
Strictly friendships.
Uh uh.
After they done said they had relations with each other.
Oh yes, this gonna be the best topic of them all.
You know I had to say from best to last.
So let's get into it.
So I say Quinn E. Everybody had that little work wifey, that little work hubby.
Hey, you know, you be waiting on that one little person to come in, you probably hate
everybody else on your flow.
You can't stand Nurse Jen.
You probably can't stand Dr. Ovio.
You know what I'm saying?
But you wait till Jamal come up in that motherfucker.
Jamal got everybody cracking up laughing.
Like real talk.
Cause man, I promise you.
Work relationships.
They don't always end well.
They don't end well man.
Because even if y'all liking each other but y'all got.
Y'all know y'all got spouses.
At home.
Like.
Boom.
And then he go start talking to Mary and Mary start liking him.
You mad and you jealous and you and your feelings because you can't talk to this man.
You know you can't talk to him but you don't want nobody else talking to him.
Just like in the mail.
If I've been, like I've been in that type of situation before.
I used to work at a mental.
I say mental health institution.
Cause I'm not going to call them people cause it's a mental retardation or something.
I'm not going to sit here and I'm not going to say that word.
But this for the disabled.
The ones that can't take care of themselves.
You know the ones in the wheelchair that got you know they fragile.
You know.
So.
And I've been in a couple.
You know.
It's crazy.
Cause I didn't know like a person had a husband at home.
I've been flirting with the girl.
We've been dressing.
Dressed in the light for a week straight.
Everybody know.
That person probably ain't touched that side.
Touched the men's side all day.
She probably been on the women's side.
But when I come in.
Oh she all on the men's side now.
I mean that type of work relationship.
You know what I'm saying.
Like that shit right there can go two ways.
You can go all in.
Or you can cut a shot.
What was you doing?
Like have you ever had one of them type of situations?
I can't say I have.
But I've seen it before.
I've seen it where I've talked to coworkers where they had snitching others at home.
Which they claim or proclaim that they're happy in that situation that they had.
But at work it's even better for them.
They tell all their problems to their work husband.
They don't go home and say nothing to their home husband.
And that's the crazy thing.
Like y'all don't even, y'all don't even conversate when y'all at home.
He in the living room.
You in the room.
But it be crazy because you will work seven days a week just to see a person.
Not to be even at the house.
The house not even making you comfortable no more.
The work making you comfortable.
And that's where people have to see him realize like is it getting personal or is it just
supposed to be a work friendly hubby relationship, wifey relationship.
Because everybody got that work girlfriend, that work boyfriend.
You can't tell me you don't.
It's a dude that you flirt with more than anybody.
It's a female that you flirt with more than anybody at work.
Yeah for real.
You like me, I'm glad I work around a bunch of niggas.
You can't flirt with niggas.
I don't think we can sit here and do and discuss shit, shit like why females do this?
Man I gotta go home to these goddamn kids.
You know?
You gotta boom.
But like working in like the medical field, a hospital, working in retail.
We gon' retail we gon' say, I wanna say, I'm gonna say retail like Walmart Target.
Where you know you got plenty people that's working there.
Where you know you got different shields.
You know like what else?
Teachers, especially them damn school teachers.
You can't tell me.
Them school teachers gone.
How I know, my daddy fucked all my school teachers.
He fucked from kindergarten to the point where I said fuck 11th grade and dropped out.
That because I had my first baby.
My daddy hit every teacher that I done had.
Damn he hit the nurse that pulled me out of my mama coochie.
Then I started talking to her and then got the clean up woman lady and ended up with
the clean up woman.
How the fuck you end up with a clean up woman?
But like the song say, she's a clean up woman.
I don't know the rest.
Well hey, but you got some females like that.
Hey you got some workplaces like say like Nissan.
Nissan has the worst work husband and work girlfriend relationship problems.
I'm gonna tell you something.
Nissan has broken up a lot of houses and homes.
A lot of homes.
I'm talking about wives don't walk out on their husbands.
Husbands don't walk out on their wives.
Like that type of motherfucking.
Amazon new to the scene.
Everybody working on Amazon might be going through the same thing.
It's gonna start.
Everybody, you know what I'm gonna tell you something.
The crazy thing is Nissan was like a different believer.
Like you had people telling me stories.
You know what I'm saying?
Like women come, it wasn't even the men.
It was the women.
It was the women people.
They coming and they telling.
You know what I'm saying?
They breaking bread with you.
Now you laying good pipe.
They ain't staying that pipe at home no more.
They giving you money.
Shit, you ain't staying your good cause she ain't gave you shit.
So now you in boom.
You done left your whole motherfucking family for this motherfucker.
Like well it's been some shit.
Like I done been in that type of situation.
People call me like I say where I was they called me like a fucking, what was that word?
A home wrecker.
How the fuck is I'm a home wrecker bro?
Everybody has their own fucking mind.
Okay?
If you sit here and wanted to talk to somebody at work and y'all want to holla at somebody
what was going to happen?
Let's be for real.
If they choose to give you their number and choose to talk to you that's they what?
Choice people.
Now have you ever been one of those type of people?
No, I can say that I've heard stories about situations where I have a friend who been
in a situation like that before.
Okay.
Where this thing is that she's the single one but she ain't looking for nothing serious
or nothing like that.
This person already had a significant other.
This person was more intrigued and like I don't understand how some men can't accept
no.
If a woman is not interested why you can't accept it?
You're still trying to force yourself with that person.
It ain't that.
I'm going to tell you something.
It's a like if you say no in a way where I feel like it's no like a man feel like it's
no he will stop bothering you.
Not all men.
Yeah, not all but like I say 99 90 percent of men they tell you no of a woman tell you
no and they mean it in the like oh and they say it in a way that they tell you like hey
get the fuck away from me then yeah that's different.
But if you sitting here got that that that flirty no like you you you trying to play
hard with it that's why I'm man keep chasing you because that's just like you think I'm
bullshitting.
I bought a birthday cake on the building for just me bro.
Just me for my birthday.
I didn't go fuck about sharing my cake.
It's my cake and then I only brought a $12 cake so it was small.
I wasn't going to get no 30 pieces out there little motherfucker it was only eight slices.
If I cut them big it was eight slices maybe 10.
You know you got that little booty piece always come out you know come out thin so that may
be a little.
What is the round cake or square cake?
It was a round cake so that why I tell you that little booty piece always come out to
be the last little piece I call the booty piece because it's left.
The only thing that's going to be left is the ass.
Like my grandma always say the only thing that's going to be left is your ass.
You blow up they just going to find your ass.
But I bought a birthday cake and we had a meeting on my building that day and boy I
saw I saw a motherfucker was stallion walked on that building.
That motherfucker was taller than me.
I looked up and looked at her and just said shook my head like what's good.
And she smiled and boom I don't think you know this got her.
That's the only thing that went off like a light bulb clicked on.
He got her go get her.
Man I can't wait.
I didn't hear shit that woman said in that meeting that day bro real talk.
And then I got pulled on top of that I got pulled to this woman.
So now I'm going from my building to the teenager building basically.
Well like real talk all day on cracking jokes all day on making making a person laugh.
Remember my goal was before 1030 hit real talk before 1030 hit and I had to clock out.
Guess what I had them digits.
I was going to get them digits.
It was I'm am like I'm going to anything I do I put I am going to get it.
I have a will and a way.
Right. whatever I put in my mind like I will myself to believe it.
And man you think I'm playing.
She said I'm married.
I'm married.
I'm going to fuck.
I got a person that I talked to and I don't even want to be with her because she got a
whole nigga that she take her kids go see and spend time down there with with the baby
daddy.
So I'm already off her.
I'm a Sagittarius.
I'm already gone.
My mom wants you once I see some shit like that I'm gone.
Like the relationship done.
Man when I tell you I say the next day I can't work at the we text chapter we went
out.
She brought me lunch.
So she brought me lunch.
We come back.
She like you want me to drop you off tonight.
I'm going to tell you the whole ride.
I was just sitting up in there like just me goofy laughing crying laughing.
But I seen Pearl police.
I said stop the car.
Let me took a roll.
She said what you mean.
I said I got one.
I got let me tuck and roll.
Well every day like every day I will go on her building.
But then the fucked up thing is my ex wife just before she was my wife.
She comes start working out there.
I see I say oh my God another one.
I got remember now I got one on my.
I got one on my building.
I got one on the teenage building and now I got one on the adult building down there
on pines.
So now it's hard for me now on break time to spend time with people my birthday number
45 minute people.
I calculated the time.
I got 15 15 15 with everybody.
I'm moving to build in a building like a maze legs.
I'm talking about my mother.
Thomas.
Yeah.
I'm tired.
At night I had to make sure the one at pines don't see me getting the car with the one
up on the heat up on the hill.
I had to make sure I had to make sure the one on my building was good because she leave
at 530.
She's just staying for overtime.
So based on the noun just what's called.
Oh man.
But this how you know I will never play this game.
The girl that I didn't want called everybody.
Everybody pulled up to my house the next month.
About two weeks later I don't hear everybody.
I don't hear everybody.
Now I'm deciding who I want to get down to my girlfriend.
Like I said they work relationship she hits different.
When that girl called I didn't choose the one that were made to say she was mad.
I didn't choose.
I didn't choose the other one that was on my building.
I chose the young one because she was younger.
The other one was 35 37.
I wouldn't even in my fucking 30s yet.
I was 26 20s.
I was 26 20s going on 27.
Oh yeah.
So choose the young one the one that's mad so she ain't gonna stop fucking with me.
Nigga the whole New Year's nigga we spent New Year's together and she was on her period
and I ain't nigga I just held her all night.
Like I ain't gotta fuck you.
I can hold you all night.
I rather hold you and get your butt and see how your body reacts.
You know what I'm saying.
You gotta want you want to see how a person body reacts.
Especially when they body knew you.
Oh man.
Okay.
Boom.
Beginning of the year hit.
The one on Pine said you want to go to the movies.
I said yeah.
I go to the movies.
I pay for the movie and go out to eat.
Boom boom bam.
That's when the ice storm was bad.
That's when everything was fucked up.
We couldn't go over no heat.
All the 18 willies are trying to go over highway 80 hill.
Just sliding back slapping the shit out of cars.
My dumb ass go punch that bitch straight to the limit.
Jump over the bridge and get there.
And I then I told that girl call up.
And they're malleable.
But I got her home safe.
So boom.
That what made her kids feel me.
Then she let me stay the night and I slept on the couch.
I ain't one of them trying to fuck her.
Then she said you come get in the bed.
I said no I'm good.
Come back around.
This motherfucker done called another meeting.
Now old girl saying she pregnant by me.
Now boom boom bam.
Oh this a bunch of shit.
Work relationships is not it bro.
It's not it because me I couldn't handle it.
Like my dad always told me if Josh see a girl with a big ass he ain't about to handle it
until he know he fully grown.
And that's how I know I'm fully grown because now I can handle myself.
Now I can sit here and just tell a female get the fuck out my face.
But if a girl with a big ass walked across my motherfucking review mirror.
And my brother be like look at this stupid ass nigga.
You right.
Come here.
I'm gone.
I'm like damn bitch.
Hey come here bitch.
That's me.
I'm gone bro.
If I know that you cute and you think I'm going after you.
Especially BBW.
I ain't going to fuck.
I don't think I couldn't fuck with was something that's my size.
I'm 160 soaking wet.
Us bumping.
Us fucking is like bumping bones.
That's pelvic to pelvic council.
We going.
Boy we.
We both going.
We both going to be in wheelchairs.
Damn what happened to y'all?
Kept bumping bones.
I don't think no motherfucker.
And just real talk.
But on another topic.
Now we finna get ready to go into double dating.
But before we go into double dating.
You got anything that you got to elaborate on this last.
On that last little you know.
On that last little thing you want to elaborate on.
Your experience.
You had any experience coming here?
Kind of sore though.
But.
I cut it short on that one.
Hey when black people.
Hey I just want y'all to know when people.
Black people say kind of sore.
That means I really don't want to tell it.
But I'm going to tell it.
I'm not going to put it in detail.
Well he see.
But.
It is what it is.
I'm the one who cut it.
I ain't really happened.
I wasn't any.
I wasn't really in the mind space.
We went.
It ain't go as far as a sexual thing.
But.
I just.
He just wasn't hitting for me.
It ain't go as far as a sexual thing,
but it just wasn't hitting for me.
You just felt like it just wasn't your type of steel?
No.
Okay, okay.
It was kind of like a distraction for me at work anyways.
See, you always gotta have a good person
when it come down to this shit,
and you always gotta have a person like me.
I'm basically considered the bad person in this shit
because I am the male.
I do start this shit.
Like males, we not gonna lie, sit here and fucking lie.
Sorry, because I know y'all hear me banging on this table.
But I know we ain't finna fucking sit here and lie
and act like we don't start this shit, which we do.
Because you know, you sit here,
you wanna get tired of the pussy.
You wanna go find you some more pussy.
So you go find you some more pussy
and it be in the same goddamn workspace
you at already with the crazy motherfucker.
Now the crazy motherfucker know you fucking Shelly.
So now you fucking Shelly, Shelly over there goddamn,
I mean, now you over there fucking Bethany,
Shelly come over there, hey, hey, hey, go do your work.
Go do this.
Hold on, bitch.
I broke up with you a week ago.
I ain't on the line no more.
I ain't on move me up.
But you still fuck up and do some dumb ass shit.
Lead and work relationships alone, bro.
If you know you can't stand your goddamn husband
or boyfriend, let that motherfucker go
and then do what you gotta do.
Or at least try to communicate.
Communicate, bro.
You ain't even gotta communicate, fellas.
The best thing you can do to keep your woman happy
is make sure you be goofy.
Don't run up in the room.
I love you, babe, I love you, babe.
I care for you, babe.
You know, hell nah.
You, in her mind instantly red flags going off.
This nigga done fucked up somewhere.
And you ain't did a goddamn thing.
You just trying to show your emotion.
No, don't do that.
You should, by showing your emotion
is being that goofy person that she meet.
Still being that person that ain't even changing.
You just doing, bro, go up in the room
and just hit your little African move
like the little African boy.
Pow, pow, pow, pow.
You gotta pop it.
But you also gotta think about it too with the girls.
Like, we do something affectionate.
No, we ain't did nothing.
We just come in here, hug, kiss on you
or just wanna lay there against you.
You gonna automatically think, what she been doing?
No, you got some nigga that just insecure like that.
I feel like this.
On the way out, if my girl been doing this shit
and she come up on every time and she lay up on the mid,
she been doing this shit, all right, cool.
The day she stop doing that shit,
hey bitch, you say walk straight in today.
What you doing?
In my mind, I ain't, no, me, I'm not gonna say nothing.
I'm not, I'm really not.
In my mind, I gotta calculate the clues before I go in.
You know what I'm saying?
I gotta see how she act.
As she come back, take a bath and come back
and get up under me, then shit,
I ain't got nothing to worry about.
If she sit here, take a bath and go in that room
and stay in that goddamn room, oh, she done did something.
And guess what?
She finna blame it on you.
And you can be like, what the fuck I do?
I ain't doing goddamn, and boom,
they go to mind games right there.
You guys to know your woman, girl.
Every nigga, you look for big details, look for the small ones.
So, Kinga and Judge, do you know your woman?
I can tell you about the first girl I ever talked to.
That how much I know I pay attention to people.
Especially mine.
I pay hard attention.
Give us a little bit of a break.
Give us some details.
Nigga, I don't, it ain't no details.
I'm a Sagittarius.
What are the small things that you know the small?
I don't, we'll never see it.
It's just like giving out,
this is like giving out,
this is like giving out a bank,
giving out my goddamn bank account number to a crackhead.
Because if you let your, if you sit here,
that's just like if she listening,
and no, nine times out of ten, she probably is.
But if you out there listening,
just know I would never tell you my goddamn secret.
I would never, because regardless of the point,
it's always going, it's just like zero through nine,
one through nine, it just gonna turn back around
and repeat itself all over again, just by the steps.
Some, some man, you have to have an understanding.
Stop going through that goddamn girl phone
when you fucking up.
Let me see what she doing.
Nah, hell nah, she done caught you and see what you doing.
Nah, you wanna see what she doing.
Nah, she done, nah, it's the face thing,
and now she gonna see her and put the bonnet on her head,
so now you can't even get the fucking face print off of it.
Cause the bonnet is blocking the fucking head.
And now she sleeping on the side of her face,
and her lip is twisted.
Women lip be twisted when they sleep, bro.
I don't know what type of fucking sleep y'all be in,
but y'all motherfuckers are zombies.
It depends on how she laying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But on another topic, double date man.
I feel like the pros and cons of double dating
is the worst thing, double dating is really the worst thing
you can fucking really ever fucking do with a person.
With the other, with people period.
What are some of your pros of double dating?
If we gonna double date, we gotta go out of town.
We gotta go out of town.
That's just a double date because for one,
like everybody get to know each other
more when they out of town.
When you in the city, you don't know that person like that,
that person don't know you cause shit,
that person only all leave some fun, that person gone home.
When y'all out of town, shit y'all still in town.
When y'all out of town, shit y'all still.
Shit y'all gotta walk everywhere,
y'all gotta talk everywhere, shit oh well.
Now the fucked up thing is, is when it's competing time.
When it's time for, oh we finna get ready to get dressed,
we gotta get fresher than them.
That type of shit, I don't like that competing shit bro.
Nah, if that nigga go over there and lean in and kiss you,
you looking at me like, why you done do it?
I'm gonna reach over and punch the shit out of him
because now he finna start some shit in my house.
You see what I'm saying?
Because everybody not the same, every man is not the same.
And every female is not the same.
Yeah, everybody's not the same, like period.
You got some people when they see,
when you see another couple do it,
they don't automatically, some females automatically
go their extra extreme limp.
Oh, why you don't do me like this?
But you got most females that like, that's the way.
You got some of them, that's the way.
Yeah, you got some of them.
But most of them, that be for real.
Niggas compete all the time, period.
But why though?
I don't know, like, I'm one of them people like,
I had to learn fast in school competitions
and I had to wear, not my strong suit.
Because my looks didn't come in then.
At high school, oh I read for competition,
but then realized, fuck competition,
I am the competition.
Ah, because I was quiet, relaxed, laid back.
Funny.
Easy to talk to.
Yeah, here, sit here and get your ear and tell you,
yeah, you fucked up and he fucked up,
but y'all need to make that shit work.
Double dating?
Nah, me and my nigga, we competed all in high school, bruh.
Miniature golf.
On Lakeland.
No, not on Lakeland, on State Street.
Never a fucking game I would ever go double dating
with somebody, bruh, unless it's out of time.
Because for one, this nigga, I didn't know like me,
I came out with white forces, blue Shawn Jones jeans
and a rocker wear shirt.
This nigga come out with a whole echo outfit, nigga,
and some white forces.
All right, cool.
The whole night, he over there wrapped up,
kissing on her like this, oh girl, like,
why you ain't doing me like this?
Why you ain't doing me like that?
Bitch, I barely know you.
I'm not stupid.
We not even probably finna talk after the night
because nigga, you ain't saying two words.
You making me look bad.
So after that, boom, competition started.
Baby, come over and help me with the pud.
I said, all right, cool.
Get a little bit closer.
That nigga looking like, you can just see a motherfucker,
cause the motherfucker just,
niggas look at each other and be like,
we about to, if a nigga biting the bottom of his lip,
oh, he mean shit serious, bruh.
Shit got serious, bruh, you done started something.
Nigga biting the bottom of his lip,
looking at you talking something, yeah, yeah, yeah, boy,
you see it.
And now you in competition because now,
the women in competition are who look better,
who dress better.
Women always in competition with these,
women say they not in competition,
but they always in competition.
Let a woman come walk out this goddamn house,
like let a woman walk out the house and oh girl,
I'm talking about, slayed.
Her ass can go right back in the house, slay herself,
come right back, spend 45 more minutes in the house
and come right back outside, I'm talking about slayed.
Like, let's go girl.
Oh girl, she ready to go back home and re-slay herself.
Well, it's too late.
That's the hard thing about it.
Like, competing, man.
Have you ever competed in a double date situation?
That shit right there, I can't stand it, man.
Like, I'm competing for some ass that I know I'm finna get
anyway.
No.
See, you say no.
No, no, because that's my experience.
No, I haven't been in a situation like that before.
For real?
No.
Wow.
See, double dating is rough, girl.
I'm trying to tell you, if you ain't never did it,
don't do it.
I'm trying to tell you because...
No, I'm saying I've been on a double date,
but I've never experienced where I'm having to compete
with the next person.
It gets serious.
True, you think I'm lying.
I've never been in that situation.
If y'all go to like, like,
Dave and Bustles or somewhere, game night,
oh, it gets serious, bowling night.
Competition broke out right then and there
before we even left the house, baby.
We gonna whoop they ass.
We gonna whoop they ass tonight.
Just don't know you started the competition
and they already, they in they house,
come out some, yeah, baby,
we gonna kill their ass tonight on the bowling side.
Competition, just don't know the men
talking about this shit.
They already done started the competition already.
Just don't know.
Just by saying, oh, we gonna get this shit.
We gonna win this shit tonight, baby.
Oh, we gonna kill their ass tonight, baby,
on that bowling side.
Y'all goddamn lying.
Both of them niggas lying.
I don't bow to 285 or 295.
Nigga, damn, one of y'all ain't seen a 250.
Huh?
It's just teleporting.
I gotta stop it, y'all.
But you can't do that shit, though.
Like, like Kevin Hart said,
if she been, if he go over there and say,
love you, baby, now his girl looking at him,
what I gotta do now?
Now I gotta pull the titty out of the table and suck it.
That's how, that's how, that's the only way you gonna win.
She looking at your, your girl looking at you,
talking, must be nice.
You know how black women do, must be nice.
Bitch, what you talking about?
Bitch, you talking about,
bitch, then you just get a hug and a kiss
before we just, bitch, sit down at the table
with these motherfuckers?
Motherfucker don't, I'm gonna tell you something.
Some black women don't appreciate the time,
don't appreciate, hey, you doing too goddamn much.
Like, it be times where your girl probably be sitting here
sitting here, goddamn like, baby, what's that?
Baby, what's this?
Baby, time out.
Don't you see the goddamn game on?
You doing too much, man.
Go in the room, you usually be up in there
watching Lifetime.
Go up in there learning how to be a killer.
That's how you learn in a lifetime to be a killer anyway.
I'm gonna fuck.
Ju.
I could learn that from watching Lifetime.
Nah, Lifetime show you how to really get away with it
because on Lifetime movies, these bitches get away with it.
Becky done killed the whole street.
She done fucked everybody, nigga,
done killed the whole street.
And guess what?
They done hit her ass with the car,
two asses up with the chopper,
and at the end of the day,
these bitches done got up and left the crime scene.
Lifetime is straight for killers.
If you been hurt by a man,
that's why they put this shit on TV.
You wanna get your revenge?
Learn from Lifetime.
This is how you do it.
That's how you do it.
Lifetime and guess what?
Lifetime and women sit down and watch Long Order
for two reasons, bro.
Thank you.
For two fucking reasons.
To Lifetime and everybody who made it.
To Lifetime and everybody who was in Long Order.
Anything criminal justice, thank you,
from all the women in this world.
Give my nigga Ice-T some more lines.
He need more lines.
Yeah, they say they caught him on the sixth,
but we gotta go on the seventh.
You rhyme with me, and that's it,
to down to 45 minutes, 45 minutes.
Goddamn, up the movie, he talking again,
talking about some, yeah.
I knew I had a suspect.
He look suspicious.
And that's it.
He two lines out the show, he done made 500,000.
Give my nigga some more lines.
Give him more lines.
But on top of that though,
nah, don't do that motherfucking,
don't do that shit though.
Don't double date.
I don't give a fuck what you say.
And then on top of that,
double dating, the pros and cons of double dating,
this nigga ain't gotta be stunting his girl.
He looking at your girl now.
Damn your girl got some pretty ass ass.
Damn your girl, damn your girl looking good.
What's her name?
Man, she ain't got no friend, no sister.
Now he trying to get hooked up with the family.
Once you tell him no on the family,
he feel like you cock blocking,
so get what he finna do.
He done got the name so, Facey Booky.
Oh, he done DM.
Baby, you know that nigga ain't well.
She probably like this here, boom boom bam.
He shoot that shot.
She truly go for that shot.
He slam dunk that bitch on that hoe.
But that wasn't your girl from the get go.
She was already choosing him.
No, I'm not finna bring,
nah, I don't like that shit
because I done been in them situations before
where your partner girl looking at you,
he like, you know her?
No, I don't know her.
Man, come on, you know her.
No, I don't know her, girl.
Like I don't.
Why she looking at you?
I don't know, nigga, you ask her.
That's your bitch, not mine, mine over here.
Mine right here with the peacock in her head.
And if y'all don't know what the peacock is,
y'all know them girls that used to stick
all their hair to the back, do their little edges,
like get them little baby hairs,
get them little baby hairs.
They do the same on the tail.
And I call it the peacock.
Shout out to my sister, Shonisha, in seventh grade.
Like I gave her that name, peacock,
because she always used to wear that bitch,
so I named that hairstyle the peacock.
Like that for real.
Like you can curl that bitch and you can tone it down,
or you can sit here and just brush the shit out of it
in the morning time and get on down, the peacock.
Spread your wings or fly.
Wish they can't fly.
But on another tilt, you don't wanna do this shit though, man.
And.
I've been in a situation where I was with somebody
and then he started liking my sister.
He wanted an extra person.
If he wanted to be with me, he wanted to be with both me
and my sister.
That's crazy.
I wanna go on for a little bit.
That's not like my daddy.
Like.
That's not like my daddy on some real shit.
I'm gonna fuck their sisters.
And you gonna have some step nephews and nieces
that's really step kids, that what I say.
Not a word, I'm gonna tell you something.
Man.
Like my heritage, nah, hell nah.
Like you can do it, but I just don't like,
I look at it like this.
If it ain't financial, if it ain't financially,
why your girl is not like, not fucking with it.
All right, cool.
But if you do this shit, just know,
two, three things can happen in a threesome.
You can lose your bitch to her.
You can lose your nigga to her.
Or both of y'all can end up soul tying to be all three.
That's the fucked up thing about a threesome.
Cause everybody catch feelings
and everybody don't wanna see it.
And your girl might see it and say,
I'ma still fuck with her.
And you be like, shit, I'ma still fuck with her.
And she be like, I'ma still fuck with both of y'all.
And your mind like, the fuck is going on here?
Like, threesomes are cool.
It's for the, when you in your twenties,
you wanna have something to talk about
when you in your fifties, see your grandkids,
your grandsons and shit.
We're like, y'all niggas wasn't doing like your granddaddy.
Y'all niggas wasn't doing like me.
I was getting hell got down.
Nigga, I threw a hotel party, had about 12 women in the bed.
Shout out to those who had threesomes like that.
And to the ones who haven't, don't.
Cause it might end bad.
Some are good, some are bad.
I'ma tell you something.
I throw pool parties.
You can ask my co-host.
And I throw my pool parties,
I'm telling you, I end up to be thousands.
Two years in a row.
You hear me?
But bigger than that, things are getting,
witnesses to see that for themselves.
So I'm telling you, like this summer,
I might get back on my pool party, Johnny.
It all depends.
But this time, I wanna go state to state
and it's a feat to it.
I'm not gonna bust your head, nah.
Hell nah.
I'm not even gonna do that.
But I am gonna show the Southern style and the Haitian style.
I'ma mix them together and I guarantee you,
your party is gonna be one live ass party.
And if y'all ain't never had fried chicken from yourself,
I bring some fried chicken.
Barbecue it for you.
Dish sauces and all.
And we got a bartender.
Our own bartender, so we come with our own bartender.
That's why I say we got packages, you hear me?
This is podcast, you know.
This a business adventure.
But we got bigger aspirations.
We got bigger, bigger dreams, you hear me?
I can't wait till my camera fucking arrives, man.
My big, big camera so we can really start shooting.
I really wanna record on my phone though.
I just had a high moment.
Oh God, I just got all such a good,
just straight ahead a high moment.
Just about to go into a day and start talking to the shit
I had to hear if I snap out of it.
But I'm sorry, nah, this is the topic of all
fucking topics of the night, baby.
All fucking topics of the night, baby.
And what's that?
Yeah.
One of my topics that I really want y'all to comment on.
I really want y'all to leave feedback on this topic.
Can you be in a relation, I mean, can you be friends
with a person that you had relations with?
No.
It depends on the person really for me.
Because I was just about to say,
I gotta let gunshots off on that.
Reason why I say no at first is because I experienced
this, but I'm not the one who called feelings.
That person do.
I mean, yeah.
And I had to let it, I had to tell them,
nah, this ain't what it is, I told you.
Once you do that, I don't want nothing to do with you.
I mean, all right.
Have you, like, I have been in one,
I have been in one of those type, like,
we're not friends no more, we were friends,
like, six years afterwards, though.
Like, we made it six years.
And it was a hard six years.
Like, like, Lander Brown said,
that, oosh, go wash, go wash, oosh, go wash.
I ain't never seen nobody shoot up to the roof
before in my life.
I ain't never seen nobody spark that much in my life.
Do you hear me?
My bed was like a puddle to the point where I had to go
wash sheets, flip my mattress every night.
You know, we became, we were friends,
you know, we were friend friends.
But we added to fucking it, and that was kind of,
we were fucking every night, bro.
Like, she had a boyfriend, I had a girlfriend.
Once we get through talking on the phone,
my mama go to sleep, I'm jumping out my window,
creeping down there, jumping in her window,
and I'm staying the night at her house, in her room.
When her parents come knock on the door, I'm gone.
Her daddy gonna knock twice and walk down them stairs.
When she not walk twice and knock down them stairs,
I am gone.
I done jumped off the balcony, slid down the pole, I'm gone.
Go in my, jump through my kitchen window,
shut the kitchen window, go up the door,
my mama like, you the up there?
I be like, yeah.
Then go up in there, wash myself up, get ready for school.
Guess what?
She knocking on the door.
So we finna smoke a blank, walk into the bus stop.
Everybody thought we were going together.
Man, they my motherfucking best friend.
But we fucking like a motherfucker.
Like, we knew each other, we knew each other.
Nigga, it was a sneaky link before a sneaky link
was even thought of.
Like, everybody had that one girl at school
that you was real close with that was your friend friend,
but then y'all start getting it in,
and y'all became friend friend,
but with a secret like bond, bro.
And then that shit just got too weird one day for me.
Like, okay, now we grown, and we still doing this shit.
What we gonna do?
She say, what you want to do,
I said the best thing for us to do is to leave it alone.
Stop talking to each other.
But if we keep talking to each other,
we gonna end up fucking around with each other.
And then we gonna end up stop talking to each other,
we gonna hate each other.
And that's what's gonna happen.
That's all it is, that's what's gonna happen.
You gonna hate me because we sit here,
we sit here, started fucking, been fucking for six years,
and now we in a relationship.
Relationship is different from a friendship that we had.
You know, it was cool because at night,
yeah, we all sit there, smoke blends in my room,
lay up, shit, yeah, that was like a girlfriend portion.
Yeah, you were used to it.
But when we get girlfriend or boyfriend,
let's be for real, we not.
Shit, that shit different.
I might get up, walk downstairs,
fix me something to eat,
watch shit, stay downstairs and watch a cartoon for a minute.
Everything is not gonna be the same
when you jump into a relationship,
when you like, start off as fucking.
Like y'all were friends, but y'all added the fucking in
before y'all added the relationship in.
And that's what people fuck up here.
You got to add the relationship
before you start adding the fucking in.
Let the feelings build up.
If you don't let the feelings build up,
how you know you want a person?
How you know you truly down for a person?
But just being friends after y'all fuck,
it ain't gonna happen.
You're gonna have to kill a whole situation.
Every time y'all see each other,
y'all gonna steady wanna jump each other's bones,
you gonna be like,
y'all gonna steady wanna jump each other's bones.
Boom, the emotions rising,
you really wanna tell her what you really wanna tell,
been trying to tell a person her whole life.
Then y'all jump into the relationship.
It ain't the same, y'all break up.
She hates you more than you hate her.
Y'all don't wanna fuck.
Y'all talking about each other, man.
Damn, what happened to you and Sunset?
Y'all have a club, man, fuck that bitch ass nigga.
Man, what happened to you and Sunset?
Man, fuck that hoe.
Oh God, that's how this shit gonna go.
You have to understand that a relations,
if you gonna just have relations, have relations.
But if you friends, you can't have relations because
the feelings get involved, bro.
This person does all the right things
that shit don't do at the house
and boom, all of a sudden, y'all, you know what I'm saying?
Like, all the person that did something
that you ain't even used to, never used to before.
Feelings get all in it, boom, boom, bam.
Some people might sit here and go overboard
because they will sit here and put their whole past
in the relationship.
Now, I can deal with how, you know what I'm saying?
You done been through some things,
y'all, I can deal with it.
When you put your whole motherfucking past
in the relationship and we just, nah,
that ain't gonna work.
That's just like going down a slippery slope,
busting your ass every time you try to get up.
It not gonna work for you.
Like, if you had a choice, and this for y'all out there,
if you had a choice, could you be friends
with a person that know it, that know it
every inch of your body?
Could you be around this person, around your spouse
while calling this person a friend
without seeing her having an emotional run in your head?
Now, in some cases, I can say that
that's exactly where I left it at.
It ain't no feelings attached to none of it
with that situation.
If I say that person's name,
that's because that person ain't spoke to me in a while
and it just come out the blue.
I tell my dude everything.
Honesty is the key.
Because without honesty, how can y'all trust each other?
It ain't about that.
It's about communication gonna bring everything.
If you can communicate on things,
everything will work out.
If you don't know how to communicate, bro.
If you gonna be, a man always had it like 40,
it's the worst time for a man at any fucking thing
because now you're stepping into some years,
you're stepping to the ground in 60,
you're still trying to be young,
hip and shit, and it's basically a grown man menopause.
You might go out there and buy a motorcycle.
That's what most motherfuckers do.
I don't know why.
That's stupid as fuck.
I'd rather sit here and just sit there
and just buy some land
while you're on the spin for the fucking motorcycle.
But if you go out there and you doing what you doing,
bro, think about what's at home.
Ladies, same thing for you.
Think about what's at home.
Now if you ain't got shit at home, I'm telling you.
Fuck off, my nigga.
Ball out.
Girl, you too.
But if you got somebody that's capable of helping you,
capable of making sure you okay, your kids okay,
making sure nobody ever try to get over on you,
or fuck over on you,
bro, keep that person.
Keep that person.
It gonna be rough.
Ain't nothing perfect.
Everything gonna be rough.
It'll smooth out, trust me.
After the first five years,
bro, y'all ain't gonna give a damn, bro,
about what a motherfucker say.
Huh, huh, okay, okay.
Nigga be sitting on the couch, steady watching football.
She steady saying yeah,
and she steady flicking through the channel.
She not staying your way.
But if you go down this friendship and keep fucking,
and keep fucking, and y'all got this friendship,
and y'all been fucking for years,
bro, it's gonna be hard for you to ever get attacked,
to get an attack from that person.
You ain't gonna never be able to get attacked from that person.
It pros and cons to this shit, man.
A lot of folks hard-headed.
Everybody always come out,
let me spin that block one more time.
Spin that block.
Sometimes that spin that block is a repercussion, my nigga.
A repercussion that it can be bad on you,
it can be bad on her,
it can be bad on everything,
because spinning the block, come on, man.
Because you gotta think about it.
Some of these women be having articular motives
as to why they try to keep this friendship,
keep this friend-benefits relationship going.
You been, bro, you that friend
that been breaking that bread,
you ain't worried about breaking that bread,
you drive trucks, you a dope boy, you whatever.
Hell nah.
I'm gonna tell you something.
However you get a female,
that's how you gonna have to keep a female.
Like real talk.
I get out of mind with last one.
So I just gotta keep the last up.
I'm not finna impress you with no goddamn money.
I ain't got time for this shit.
I'm gonna use it to promote myself.
That's all I'm gonna do, use it to promote me.
Not promote you to get it, promote me.
What I mean by promote me is,
if I got a business adventure coming up,
I won't promote the shit out of myself.
Oh, you can't stop me.
I'm gonna act like I'm Henry Ford.
I'm gonna just build Ford dealership.
I'm built Ford tough.
But nah, stop playing.
Stop being, stop being, stop love-minded things
and try to make sure you,
like you can't do shit by yourself.
Do you really need a friend to sit here
and drop dick on you?
Or can you just go buy a toy and drop dick on yourself?
Or can you just abstain until you feel like
you're at that point where you can control?
I'm finna tell you something.
The best thing you can do,
30 days man, fuck the 60, 90 day shit, 30 days.
Test, when you test a person out for 30 days,
see how a person is, you got some nigga
that'll stick around for them 30 days
after they push it in.
They, they, they, they done embedded,
grounded theyself for it.
And still leave your ass.
You got some that sit here,
get it,
ah man, what season it is.
If I, I'd be gone by one.
You got seasonal people.
Like, a year round person is a person that's year round.
A seasonal, you only get a seasonal.
You get a month, you get a month.
If you get leap year, bitch you just get leap year.
Every four years.
If you get a week, you get a week.
If you get a day, you get a day.
That's what I say.
Invest it man, invest, don't, don't sit and
all the shit we tell y'all,
we just telling y'all some real ass shit.
That's it.
This real subject for real people.
Because,
don't act like we don't go through this shit alone, you go through this shit too.
Especially us men.
We be looking for answers and can't find them.
But we go out there and still do dumb shit, try to find the answer.
Sometimes you gotta smarten up my brother.
I'm not, I'm not Louis Farrakhan.
I'm not trying to preach to you.
I'm gonna let you know what's going on.
I'm not trying to preach to you.
I'm gonna let you know what's going on.
And I'm gonna holla ass.
I got shit to do.
I ain't got time to play with you.
I love all y'all like to,
shout out to Bill's room, shout out to New York.
Because I don't want to get your name wrong.
Because I know it started at eight.
But y'all fucking with me.
I had to ass burn.
Shout out to ass burn.
Because I see y'all, my listeners from y'all, y'all jumping up.
Shout out to y'all.
Keep getting them listeners in from me.
You know, merchandise coming soon.
Don't forget, tomorrow have your numbers ready.
Whatever number that you pick, have it in your head.
Come in it, come in it on the feed.
So we can know what number you pick.
So when we do our drawing Friday,
we can go on here, say the winning number over the podcast.
Make sure you pick your number.
Tomorrow, it's gonna be a fun podcast.
Because you know, it's Monday.
So y'all know tomorrow, you know, we starting tomorrow at 730.
Monday, fun day.
Monday, fun day, you hear me?
We like, while I, now Wild Wednesday, I like Wild Wednesday.
But Monday, fun day is some crazy shit, man.
Because we gonna go, we gonna go back old school.
Like, we talking about Monday, fun day, like best cartoons.
We talking about best movies.
Best actors, Samuel Jackson, motherfuckers.
That's my nigga, that's my nigga.
I ain't gonna lie, him and Bernie Mac was a motherfucking beast.
Because they only said motherfuckers in movies.
Soul Plane, I mean not Soul Plane, but Soul Brothers, like.
Soul Men.
Soul Men, Soul Brothers, I'm told you,
this motherfucking Taylor Boyd is knocking me down, people.
Snakes on the Plane.
Get these goddamn motherfucking snakes off the plane.
I ain't never seen a nigga cuss.
Cult Fiction.
Man, what?
What?
All that good shit, man.
Y'all tune in, like I say, have your numbers ready, LinkedIn.
Like I say, keep following us.
Keep following us, keep downloading the podcast.
And man, check this out.
The first hundred subscribers, I'm gonna do it like this.
The first hundred subscribers, I will offer y'all.
How should I put this?
I can't send no weed to you.
I don't do that shit.
But nah, all y'all, the first hundred subscribers get free merchandise.
Like when the merchants, like I'm working on the merchants,
I've been working on the shirts, I've been working on hoodies, hats, socks, drawers,
all type of merchandise, women drawers, shit.
We got all type of shit coming, man.
Don't forget to shop, don't forget to shop with her when her bakery open, man.
Shit, like I tell you, we over, we over.
Ah, see I told the teleport knocking me down again.
God damn it.
Can't stay up, Henry.
But nah, like I say, we gonna overnight this shit real quick to you.
Gonna get it over with.
Be there in one day to you.
That's how we gonna fuck with you.
But like I say, keep supporting the channel.
Thank you guys so much.
Can I continue to listen?
Please, keep subscribing.
Please get listeners.
Like I say, Queen E been out, you know, me, I just been on my little, single little shit.
You know, just trying to help motivate you.
But you know, when she here, you know, she, you know, she is trying her time.
Because you know, we gots to bring the fun and the laughter and the real shit.
And like I say, shout out to Asburn, shout out to Belgium, shout out to California, shout out to Kansas, shout out to Tennessee, shout out to Charlotte, shout out to Jack Town, shout out, I think, Brunswick, I can't think of the name, but it's in New York.
Shout out, Child 2, keep getting the listeners up, man.
And just like I said, the first hundred subscribers get free merchandise.
I might send a hat, I might send shirts.
I might send a hat and a shirt just for showing the love, you know what I'm saying?
So please keep rocking with us, keep going.
And shit, you know what it is.
It's All In. All Family.
And we have this bitch.