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What's good, what's good? What's good people? This your boy King Josh. And I'm Queen Eve. And welcome back to All in All Family.
Sorry about last night we didn't get to get y'all a podcast man. Technical difficulty. You know what I'm saying. I was under the weather one feeling myself so that's my fault.
But tonight I'm finna get y'all three good podcasts. But the first one, oh we finna get down baby. We talking about the nasty nasty.
We talking about y'all. We talking about getting it on. Getting it on. We talking about boning. Sex. Birds in the feed. That nasty stuff.
So sit back, relax and let's get this show started.
So Queen Eve, how was your weekend? Well how is your weekend finna start?
My weekend finna be lit. I can tell you that now. I'm feeling good. And I look good.
I think mine finna be lit now. I'm promising you I don't know what this is. But whatever this is. This teleport. I'm finna be rocking.
Feeling right. Nyaaawww. That's how I'm feeling right now. Nyaaawww.
I promise you I just don't understand man. I'm happy to be back on the mic tonight. I really miss y'all. I really miss talking to y'all and goofing out for y'all and just having fun.
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So I ain't gonna lie man. I saw the reason I brought up this subject today. I saw two dogs getting it on at the motherfucking store today man. I'm talking about they was. And I was thinking.
They were going in. They were going in. Like I think the other dog was talking about getting me pregnant cause she was just laying it all out on the ground with her hands up.
Oh she was just. She was just out there. She been out there. I never seen dogs have six like this ever. This is 2000. Like this is really the new millennium type of dogs.
You never know what you gonna see. Man I know. I never know what you gonna get. That too.
But on top of that. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. We love it. We gotta have it.
You don't have to have it. Yeah but you gotta. I'm about to tell you something. But you got some people that got the need. You got. You gots to have it. Even if you touching yourself and you lonely. You gots to have it baby.
Be fiending for. You fiending.
Like Jodis is saying. What type of sex do you like?
Me? I'm one of them. Man I ain't gonna lie.
I'm one of them nasty motherfuckers if you can get me to my limit. Nasty. Nasty. Elaborate.
On that. I'm talking about nasty. Like y'all like. You really don't want to know this. Like I'm nasty to the point where.
I done got peed on before.
That's how nasty I'm talking about. Like I didn't see him got peed on before. So you let the girl just wittily pee on you?
Golden shower baby. Did you put some R Kelly shit? I was like pee on me. Pee on me. Pee on me.
I mean everybody have their limits. I done been.
I mean I'm with the BDSM. BDSM? Yeah that means bondage. Submissive type stuff. Tying up. Chain whoop.
I don't like being spanked and shit like that. I don't like none of that. I like to be the spanker. Not the spanky.
You know. Man. On top of that. I don't want to sit here and try new things. You know what I'm saying. Like I want to stay a virgin.
Back there. I want to stay a virgin.
I heard something about something like they test. What's that called? The prostate. Like a prostate tickle.
I mean to each his own my brother. To each his own my brother. Cause I can't get my prostate tickled.
You can lick my gooch. But don't touch my uh uh. Don't touch the booch. Leave that alone. I'm a virgin that did.
Like the freakiest shit people don't understand. Like my sex life started at a young age.
I lied to this woman like I was 21. Like I told y'all. And she taught me some shit. I was 14 really.
But she taught me some shit with the BDSM. Like I never seen a woman of taste. Of elegance. With that type of room in her house.
You know what I'm saying. So. Man when I saw that and I started getting seeing shit. And started getting you know.
Getting into it. I'm like damn. Like I'm a freak. At 15 I'm like. I can't even turn these young girls out.
They gotta give me an older one. Man. Like I say. Sometimes. That's where everybody got a porn star that live in them.
Me. I'm Wesley Pipes. I like to talk shit. I like to talk shit. When I'm in it. When I'm fucked up and finna get that culture.
And you been talking shit all the time. I ain't never had no nigga to handle me like that. I always put niggas to sleep.
I'm gonna show yo ass. I'm gonna show you better than I can tell you.
Soon I get up and the motherfuckers start running. I'm like Wesley Pipes. Uh uh. You wanted this dick huh? Uh uh. Bring that ass here.
Uh uh. Now take this. Oh look at that shit. Yeah you like that cream donnie. Creaming on it. You like this dick.
I'm Wesley Pipes. I'm nasty. You know what I'm saying. That's the point. That's how you wanna. I'm gonna tell you something.
Females are nasty. Females gotta nasty your mind than fucking men. Okay.
Female minds are nastier than fucking men. Period. I'm not bullshitting with you. Females take it to the extreme. They're for real.
I don't think so. Cause I'm a female myself so. I mean to each his own. But you got females that really are some cold cold stone.
I mean they think of shit that we ain't never thought of. Like the woman that created that sex position put your legs up.
And put the man legs up while she ride while she ride him. Like she fucking him. Like that was a woman that created that position.
That was a woman that created that position. Speaking of positions. What's your favorite position?
I got a couple. Okay. Okay. Let's do it like this. Start from your least favorite to your favorite favorite.
I can't stand fucking missionary. Why? Missionary. Both of y'all looking at each other's ass. It's cool.
But I don't even like the visualization of looking at a person. I like the sound. I like to hear the sound. That's what motivates me when I hear that.
I'm like ooh I'm sticking in that motherfucker. I'm sticking. I'm sticking. I'm sticking. I'm sticking. You know like real talk.
Like you got like there for real. It gotta be one of them nights that y'all done drunk a whole fucking two three bottles and y'all lit.
Like y'all wanna you know what I'm saying. Y'all been drinking. Y'all ready to fuck like cats and dogs. You know what I'm saying.
Like a thunderstorm outside. But then y'all going in front of missionary. You looking at him. He looking at you.
Sweat dripping on her. Her forehead sweaty. Her stomach sweaty. So your stomach gotta touch her stomach man.
Now let me get sweaty from Doggett style. Let me pow pow pow. Let me smack that ass. Let me feel the man I am.
I feel like missionary you giving a woman submissive control. How? Because you think about it.
That's the most position you a man gonna put in working.
Because she can't move. When you got her legs she can't go nowhere. She can't rock back and forth.
So that's the most position that a man got a knock can't do. That's too much work.
By the time I switch it to the second one I'm coming. My back. Shit. Hold on. That's me.
I ain't gonna lie. Missionary and I say what's that stupid ass position that everybody like?
What?
The ghost ride the whip.
Oh you talking about the cowboy? The reverse cowgirl?
No. The reverse cowgirl is alright. The regular cowgirl that you facing me now bitch you gotta drip on me.
Not necessarily if she sitting straight up.
It's still dripping. When sex drip. You gotta think about it. When y'all sexy your body heat is on.
It's fire mongols releasing. It's sweat finna pop off. It finna get nasty.
If she sweating that hard she putting in that work for real. She trying to get crazy.
It ain't even that. It ain't even that. He can be making her ass sweat that hard.
He making her work for it. She want it.
You gotta work for it. Cause you gotta look at it like. I look at it like this.
When a woman get up in dark and style that's her control.
Cause she can stop you. She can sit here and start throwing it back.
And throw your ass to the wall if you don't know what you doing.
But if you got that Johnson where she can't just really just go all the way down on it.
Cause it's in her stomach by the time god damn it is halfway.
Then you good.
But if you got a woman that know how to control herself. Oh you fucked up girlie.
She finna. You ain't gotta go nowhere. She finna have your ass running.
Cause you like hold on. Shit. You gonna be moving backwards. Shit. Hold on. Shit.
Like Kevin Hart say you gonna be looking stupid cause you doing P96.
Like I ain't gonna lie like. I don't know because I'm getting older.
But I like to hear the sound. I like to when I'm opening them. I'm a stroker see.
I'm a stroker like. I like to sit here and hear the sound.
Hear that motherfucker get wet. Hear it when it nut.
I like ooh that gives me. That gives me motivation that I'm doing something.
You like to hear the gushing sound. I like to hear the gushing sound.
The kshkshkshksh. The oosh kawash kawash. Oosh kawash.
Oh what y'all motherfucker saying now? That it smack like macaroni.
I don't fuck macaroni. Macaroni don't smack like this shit in real life.
Stop lying to people. That's like mashed potatoes.
Something like when you're stirring it together with the butter and the salt and the pepper.
I'm finna tell you something. I'm finna tell you something.
If you gonna do that. I'm finna tell you what it sound like. What people don't understand.
It sound like water.
Think about when you in that tub and you got them waves coming up.
And you splashing the water with your hand.
Back back back. It's just like water baby.
If she ain't got. A lot of women talking about some.
Bro if sex ain't got. A motherfucker can have sex.
24-7 cellulite coochie. 24-7 bro.
That ain't got shit with you doing being dry.
Being dry is not having enough fruit in your goddamn body.
When you got fruit. When you got water.
I don't have enough nourishment.
Look can dry a coochie out quick.
I done had some dry coochie in my life.
But back to my positions cause she got me out going.
I'ma go with the side stroke.
I'ma go with the other side stroke that y'all don't know about.
Where y'all push the leg forward and you get up on it like it's dog style.
And make them arch it like an angle.
Cause you gotta arch it with me in every position that I put you in.
I don't care. I'ma make sure you get some ass back there.
I'ma make sure you grow. Pow!
I am the ass surgeon.
I don't give a damn.
But that and what else? What else? What else? What else?
And that dog style with that deep deep arch.
See dog style is not for you just to be on your knees.
You're supposed to be at an angle.
Cause if you ever look at it when dogs fuck they are at what? At an angle.
I ain't talking about the angle where you can ride like it's almost reverse cowgirl.
Nah hell nah.
I'm talking about that angle where they damn near going forward.
And they like a slide. It's like a slide built on their arch.
You can slide down and say weeeeee.
Like BB say weeeeee.
But it's just real talk. Like sex is sex.
But let me ask you a question. This is what I'm finna get to.
Cause this is what I wanna ask. Cause you a woman.
Do fucking size matter?
Like I said on the previous video.
It ain't gotta be. No no. I'm talking about if you just wanna fuck. No love. No commitment.
Oh well if it's just like that then.
No cause I'm just trying to get my nuts so you can go.
That's all I'm trying to do is get a nut.
See that's the whole point.
So that means size don't matter in yours.
Not really no.
See that's the point. Some women gotta have a size preference.
You gotta have a size preference.
Nah I can say in my past it did matter then.
Because motherfuckers were talking to me like they had the extendo clip.
When really they just had the Roku remote.
What?
She said the Roku remote. God damn.
God damn the Roku remote.
Don't talk to me.
I've been in a relationship where I ain't had a motherfucker.
You better get you an RCA out there.
Talking crazy to me.
But his downstairs don't match his voice.
Damn man. How long?
Y'all better go. You hear that ladies?
Go out there. Don't go get you a Roku.
Go get you an RCA remote.
Get you one of them old Comcast remotes.
Okay.
Talking about the silver ones?
Yes.
Or the black ones?
The silver one.
The ones from back in 2012.
That means go get you a silver back.
Nah. Nah.
Go get you a silver back gorilla that gonna tame that ass.
You hear me?
Get you one that you know that you've seen at the gym and you know what he working with.
Some niggas.
You just trying to speak something.
I'm going to tell you something.
I done had a couple women tell me like this what I heard.
Dope boys, niggas with money and niggas that work out the most have little dicks.
And that what women just tell me because I done did some housewives in my life and housewives if you making home phone calls to a side niggas like me that means you messing around with a baby dick.
You hear me?
And what I mean by baby dicks.
They don't always mean that though.
I'm going to tell you something.
If a woman go outside her relationship is for two reasons.
That man is a lazy ass man.
He don't want to work.
He think he screech out here.
He don't and he ain't trying to get a job.
He ain't trying to better himself.
Or two.
He doing everything right in the house.
Got a job.
Got everything.
Take care of the kids.
But guess what?
He can't do one thing in the bedroom.
Now I'm a female.
Let me say something on that because I've been in a relationship like that before.
I mean DJs like that for real.
I'm going to let you speak with DJs, housewives and women that I done slept and been with in my past that sit here.
And I know in my past done told me about certain shit that they husbands do and what they are and that they just can't.
They think money can buy them jewelry and shit can take care of the place of being sexually satisfied.
Now I'm going to say this for the women who been through this.
Well you got to do it at home.
You know he good to you.
He hit it right this, that and the third.
But at some point in your life you want more.
You want a Mr. Marcus on that ass.
Do you hear me?
You want more.
You want a Wesley Pipes, a Mr. Marcus, a Brian.
He hitting it right too but you still feel like you want more.
He's not giving you enough.
And this a sign for me.
Like that for real.
Like man can, trust me.
If you, you done had all, you got all the right future but some don't match your witness.
That pussy don't get wet.
The outside don't feel like the inside.
Like the inside.
You see what I'm saying?
And it fucks your mind and it fucks with the man mind because now if he out here, if you ain't, put it like this.
A man gonna cheat for three things.
That for real.
And women think nah, men cheat because no attention.
No head.
And he done hit that shit.
Every night since y'all done been together for the last three years straight.
All the time he done hit on your, what's it called, but he done hit every night for three years straight and now he tied up.
That's why you gotta learn with no men.
You have to see.
Again, it's like with the females.
When they get tired of hitting the same meat every night for three years, they gonna want something new too.
Yeah.
Some females, they try to spice up their relationship by doing and trying to learn new things to see how they man gonna react to it.
Sometimes they get negative reactions.
Sometimes they get positive reactions.
To me, I feel like when you get a negative reaction from a nigga that you trying to impress him by showing him something new that you learned from watching something.
You feel like he not already done this shit before.
He done done.
Or he just over it.
He just using you for a place to stay.
Most motherfuckers done did it.
24-7, bro.
You hear me?
But most motherfuckers done did this shit.
Take instance for me.
Ain't nothing that you can show me sexually that I ain't done.
You can't.
I done done it all.
You can't go beyond.
Only thing you can do now is just worst, worst sex and shit.
That's something that I'm not used to.
But all the new positions and I done did every position you think I ain't came out.
I done tried it.
I done did it.
The chicken wing?
Chicken wing, every fucking thing.
Like you can't sit here and tell me nothing about this shit.
You hear me?
One leg on the wall.
Man, okay.
One leg on the car.
One leg on the building.
I done did all this shit.
So everything.
I don't talk about her leg.
On the wall.
Everything.
I done did everything.
People don't understand.
I done like I'm a Haitian.
So I done did a lot of different races.
I done experienced a lot of freaky shit in my life because I started at a young age.
I was a line of women.
Older women.
I started with older women.
That's the best part about me.
I started with older women.
So the tricks that I already was, people try to show me now.
That's why I counterclockwise with it now.
You can't show me nothing.
You can't do this.
You think I can't.
Let me show you how to do.
You can't do it.
I know about this.
That's what people don't look at.
You have to look at this shit.
A person that's been out there already, you cannot stop.
When I say I didn't even date in my city.
I didn't give a damn if you was in my city.
You could be in fucking New York.
You could be in California.
I came, bro.
I came out there.
Motherfucker was in Miami.
I took the bus.
And that's the longest fucking bus ride in my fucking life I ever took.
I had nine different, I felt like I had nine different swap overs.
So that's why I say like, I started at a young age.
So it made me settle down at an older age, not at an older age, but directly at the age that you should.
You know what I'm saying?
Like 30.
I ain't with all this shit.
When I get to my limit, I'm going to fuck good.
You better trust me.
I'm going to knock it down.
I'm going to make sure you get your nut before I go to sleep.
I'm just older now.
Six different.
It ain't in your 20s.
See, when you start maturing and life, sixes, it ain't what you need.
It's basically what I want.
If I want six, I have my back.
I'm tired.
I'm going to work 13 hours.
I hit it from the side tonight.
Get a little quick and go to sleep.
Go to sleep.
It's going to shit.
Both of y'all are going to sleep good.
Regardless of the point.
See, this is what men don't understand.
A woman catch more nuts than you do.
And you should know this.
Because if you back there stroking and giving it to her, she catching nuts every 30 to 45 seconds.
When that water starts skidding out, oh, trust me, she at her best.
She's not being there.
She just enjoying this shit, man.
That's what you have to understand.
It don't take that long to make a woman squirt.
And you got to sit here and wait until she get that last motherfucking, that last big nut.
Nah, she trying to use you because she don't need no sex after two, three weeks.
Nah, hell nah.
That's some build up if she trying to get out of it.
Nah, that ain't build up.
That's just a perting ass build up.
A woman going to fuck.
She's just fucking to be fucking.
Like a nigga.
And when it's built up and he done been, say if a nigga been locked up and it just built up on him.
Oh, you might as well don't even catch your nigga out for a ho, let that nigga be ho for a whole year.
Because he can't stop.
He ain't have no pussy.
You think one piece of pussy going to stop him?
And he done seen a thousand niggas walk through that jail.
He want to see a thousand females just like a thousand niggas just walk through that jail.
He ain't studying that shit.
A nigga is a man can be a man and a woman can be a woman.
But the best part about a woman is she don't need a man.
A woman can sit here and go get a rose.
Go get one of them little toys that got the balls and the little dick.
They know how to please them.
You know what I'm saying?
A woman, I'm going to tell you something, a straight woman.
And this is how I know like every woman is attracted to a woman period.
A straight woman will let a female eat her out.
That been, you know what I'm saying?
If you get, if she get horny, it's just y'all, y'all been out of time.
You think some of these friend trips is just girls?
Hell to the no.
They doing some freaky shit after they get drunk.
Because ain't nobody bring no meat with them.
And it's just a bunch of females.
You can tell the truth when you come by the females.
If a group of females been drinking and they sit around a table and do a little confession,
you can hear the absolute truth because they say a drunk tongue would tell no lie.
It ain't got to be a confession.
It's just the way they grinding on each other on the float, the chemistry.
Every woman on a trip going to bring their toy, regardless.
Not every woman.
See, if you ain't got no man and y'all going on a girl trip,
or you got a man and you going on a girl trip,
if you don't meet a man, I guarantee you and your girl doing something.
See, I don't hang with dudes.
I rather hang by myself.
Y'all tell everybody, everybody be like, I used to tell everybody shit.
They be like, who remember in school, everybody like, I know you beat your dick.
Motherfucker, nah, I'm beat.
You a lot, nigga. You 16 years old.
17 years, ain't no 14, dude.
When that urge hit you, starting at 13, 11, whenever that urge start hitting you,
when you rise up in the morning, you going to whack that motherfucker.
You ain't going to tell me you ain't going to whack that motherfucker.
I'm going to whack it.
I'm going to whack my girl on her motherfucker period. I'm going to whack it.
I'm going to whack the shit out of it.
I'm going to whack it like I ain't never whack it before, like, oh, oh.
You want, nigga, it get to a point where, it used to get to a point where,
nigga, my girl was on her period.
I get butt ass naked. Motherfucker leave the house.
Nigga, it's just me.
Nigga, I get butt ass naked.
Like, I'm finna get her to have a whole, like, I'm finna get her to get into some good culture.
I'm going to whip out Pornhub when Pornhub was popping.
Oh, I'm going to beat the shit out of it.
Pornhub had the best motherfucker videos, man.
I miss Pornhub, man.
What do y'all do?
Now, you know, some Pornhub back, man, but you got to verify.
You got to verify with an ID, man.
Oh, no, I ain't doing an ID.
I know what I see. I see Twitter. Everybody on Twitter, man.
Oh, yeah, you see them going down your Facebook feed?
Man, what?
Oh.
Man, that's one thing about—
I seen one today about a midget.
Bro, I seen one today a woman with nigga was going to work in the car eating a girl.
I said, boy, you were—
Boy, we done did that shit back in 2005.
Dorn Katrina, nigga.
I was 15. That old woman—the lights was off.
I remember this shit. The whole city was out.
Bro, that woman—
Bro, soon as it got dark, you couldn't tell me nothing.
I'm—
Snacking away.
Man, okay.
I ain't going to lie. Nowadays, I eat the culture, but it got to be on my time.
I ain't—I'm not going to lie. It got to be on my time.
See, because I know me. I'm going to start enjoying it.
I'm going to want to stick my tongue in your booty.
And then it's just a whole other—
See, I've been doing this shit for Kevin Gates, talking about sticking tongue.
Because I'm going to take some older women.
It's nasty.
That's what showed me a woman is nasty when that woman said, put your tongue in my ass.
I said, what? She said, baby, trust me, you're going to taste nothing but scrubby ears.
I went up and I said, bitch, you'll taste like peaches.
She said, oh yeah, I forgot Victoria's Secret, baby.
I said, God damn, she was 44.
Do with my homeboy, mama. I ain't even going to lie.
She's been watching me since I was 11.
She said, God damn, when them pimples and shit cleared up, she took her chance.
All right, so circling back to the question I asked first,
what was your favorite position? I would like to answer for myself.
Okay, time out, Queen E.
But for one, you ain't going to do me like you did, like you just did me.
I'm going to give you your questions because the male audience, they want to know.
All right.
The first thing about it is this for Queen E and she talking for the females.
And let's be for real because nowadays you got to do it because if you don't,
I'm sorry, I don't even want to call you an L7 because you're not an L7.
You just hard headed. That's what I'm going to call you, you're just fucking hard headed.
But check this out, Queen E.
When you giving head, do you enjoy the shit?
Is it your pleasure or is it for his pleasure?
Now, it's in between for me.
How is it in between?
Because in the beginning, I was doing it for my pleasure.
Then it came to a point where I ain't really getting nothing out of it because once I do that,
they gone, that's all that came for.
Now, like I said, it's in between for me because now I do it for my pleasure
just to see if I still got the skill and I do it for his pleasure because I know you like it.
Yeah, that's an understandable question.
Females, like they're for real.
You got some females that, yeah, they did a lot when they were younger,
but they seen how the motions and how to, what's the call ago.
So now, yeah, I understand it because that's just like me.
You know shit, like if you ever got you, like they're for real.
Women get used to head, okay, boom, but when it's our turn,
that's just like a heartbreak, we hurt because we ain't finna get no ass out of it.
You can wipe it.
Bro, if you in the dark and she tell you, I'll be right back, I got my son on the phone.
Bro, just know, she done snuck some head up out your ass.
She gone.
She done hit you with the whoop, bop, bop, bam.
She done hit you with one of your moves.
Now, if the head is fine, yeah, I want to see what that dickhead like.
With you, J. Gossel?
Because it got to be, fuck with me, you got to have both to match.
You can't just be good at one thing and bad at the other thing.
Now, that's a typical question for both sides now.
Like, men, that's like fucking.
Because I know there's some men out there that's like, they want to,
they kind of want a woman to have both also, how I feel.
No, you got some men that just want, just want, just want, they don't even want the head.
You right, you right.
Like, they're free, you got some men that's.
I've met a person that didn't enjoy that at all.
Like, they've never done it, they don't find it fascinating or none of it.
They'd rather be the one to give in.
They'd rather be the giver, not the receiver.
I feel like this.
A lot of people don't understand.
But a lot of people do understand.
It's a time and then the base for it.
People don't understand, like, when, like, they're free, everybody, like, be,
this is the truthful part about it.
And we can't lie as human beings.
So I'm going to say this.
When you done sit here and you done gave, when you done sit here and have,
like I say, deal with the fuck I did.
Like I tell you, I ain't got, I ain't got to lie.
My phone stays, I got a phone that stays at my godmama house because that's
how much of a hoe that I was.
You see what I'm saying?
When I say that phone has over 1,300 numbers in that motherfucker, I know I can
tell you that bitch has over 1,300 numbers.
And it's not even from a city.
It's just spread it out because I know what the type of person I was.
I was in the Explorer.
You couldn't tell me shit.
So you fucking fucking.
Man, bro, you couldn't tell me shit.
I'm doing lingerie parties.
You know what I'm saying?
You got me doing women, all women lingerie parties.
You got me doing some women bachelor rep parties.
You got me doing sex parties.
Come on, man.
Out of all those three parties you just named, which one was your favorite?
My pool party.
My pool party was, that's a night that I ain't going to never, like that's a
night that I could sit here and say.