Yo yo yo, y'all kicking it with the hottest upcoming podcast, All in All Family.
So go get your cheese sticks, go get your wine, cause it's roll up and listen time with King Josh and Queen Me.
What's good, what's good people, this your boy King Josh. And I'm Queen E. And you rocking with All in All Family.
You know what today is? Hump Day. Hump Day. It's Wild Out Wednesday. You know what finna happen today? We finna wild out.
I'm Tom Mac on every topic, entertainment, everything. Pretty much anything that comes to our mind. We gonna talk about it.
So you just heard our new lil homie BB. She's going to get her cheese sticks and we finna turn y'all up. Let's get it.
So what's good people? Like how was y'all Wednesday? Mine was true lil hump day. I can't lie. I've been busy all day. Queen E. How was your day?
My day was good. I was kinda busy myself.
Man, this was up. I hope everybody had a blessed day today. So you know, I ain't gonna lie to y'all. Wild Out Wednesdays are really the most funnest days we gonna have on this fucking microphone.
Cause anybody might come through. But guess what? I got kicked out the house just for some chicken tenders. And I need a place to stay so can I come stay with one of y'all?
Cause this motherfucker mad about them 4 chicken tenders. And I ain't talking about...y'all think it's a grown woman that put me out. Nah, this a 4 year old.
Pack my shit up and put me the fuck out.
Said you gots to go. Even the 8th of May last little chicken tenders. You gots to go dawg.
I be hungry too.
But they was theirs.
I was gonna split it, but they weren't home.
It was off limits.
To who?
To you.
Now my goddamn money. Like I say.
That child run the house.
I can tell.
Pack my...went up in there and packed me a to-go bag.
And say don't come back until you get some more chicken tenders.
I said who the fuck are you?
You don't have them chicken tenders til Friday dawg.
So I'm homeless for the night. For one night. For two nights.
So anybody that can sit here and let me come stay on your couch.
Tap in.
I need some chicken tenders so I can get back home.
But now though.
But guess what's interesting I found out today.
What's that?
That Gorilla and Cardi B is related.
What?
Man I couldn't believe it.
How you find that out?
So I was just...you know me.
I get in my little scroll mode from time to time.
But I was scrolling and I had to go back and do the research when I saw it.
Like her grand daddy is Gorilla's daddy.
Cardi B's grand daddy is Gorilla's daddy.
I'm talking about.
Yeah ho.
That Gorilla.
That's interesting.
Oh yeah.
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I don't give a fuck if you grown or not.
Enjoy yourself.
We are big kids on this damn radio station.
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So Queen E.
What are you planning on doing April 1st?
I don't know.
Sleep probably.
I ain't going to lie.
I got to shout out to Jesus on April 1st.
I can't even do it.
I got to shout him out.
That's the day he was truly born on.
You have to go do your research.
That's when the world wake up.
April 1st you're going to see flowers blooming, bees humming, and a bunch of pollen.
When you hear a motherfucker do that, you're going to instantly look back and think Corona are here on powder.
But when you see that yellow shit floating around.
You know what it is.
Don't touch it.
A lot of motherfuckers are going to be walking around here real puffy for the next few weeks.
Like somebody going to beanbag their ass.
And the first thing they say, oh no, it's just my allergies.
So like I say, it's allergy season.
Make sure you keep your goddamn.
Your clarity or whatever allergy medicine.
And I don't give a damn if we ain't got to wear a mask.
You better wear a mask because man, you don't know what's going to happen.
And then guess what.
Okay, so the solar eclipse is supposed to hit April 8th, right?
Yeah.
And guess where it's coming by?
Mississippi.
I'm going to try to.
They said the whole is going to be dark.
Even though it's daylight, it's going to be dark the entire day.
And if I was all stay the fuck in the house, it's like a purge.
You know, it's a lot of motherfuckers out here waiting on that time.
But we're all good.
Because at the end of the day.
Hey, everybody that listen to this walks with a light.
But next week we are giving out the gift basket though.
I will send it.
I don't go for where you eat on the phone.
If you're across seas, I will make sure you get it.
Because.
I thank you.
Thank you all for listening to our podcast and helping us gravitate up there.
Thank you for the downloads.
Get your friends.
Get a lot of people.
When they hear my crazy ass.
Oh, my God.
Get them chicken tenders, man.
I ain't playing, bro.
I want to go back home.
It's cold out here.
It's cold on these streets.
I just want to say thank you to everybody who's listening to this for my first episode until now.
I appreciate everybody with the support.
Just continue to support us.
And we just don't continue to uplift you out and give you the funny podcast that you all know.
And on top of that, we take every show.
Don't get me wrong.
We take every show.
I'm going to put all the videos out at the end of the first season.
So you all can enjoy yourself.
Get laughs and be like, oh, man, that man a fool.
I'm going to be doing a bunch of stuff.
I promise you I am a fool.
I'll show you how I was when I told you all the story on episode six.
That's a whole nother day.
This shit was touching me.
But no, but on top of that, though, and guess what?
Shout out.
We got to shout out RSS.
We got to shout out.
I mean, Carolina.
Man, we got to shout out New York.
Shout out to y'all.
Shout out to California, San Jose, San Francisco, Mississippi, Jackson.
It's a lot of people, but someone may got the, you know, places with shout out to, man.
Like I say, love y'all.
Come in.
Let us know what y'all want to hear, what topics.
And we're going to, you know, we're going to make it happen.
You can hit me up at Josh Winters.
Yeah, you heard me.
Josh Winters on Facebook.
Nah, I'll take that back.
I'm lying to y'all.
I'll change my name.
I'm going to get y'all.
Ooh, I'm going to get y'all going on an old, old page from 1863, I think.
Yeah.
Y'all know I can time travel, and I'm just going to stop before I get this show canceled
and my ass locked up.
Be fuck up.
But on top of that, man, you can hit me up at Josh Varsha Juve, though, on Instagram
and Facebook.
And you can hit Queen E up at where?
Eric Danes on Facebook and Instagram, Danielle Daniels 303.
I think, I don't know, I just switched them in the account.
See, don't even go look that up, people, because you're going to go get nine pages.
No, that's the only one I got.
That's the only one I got.
Yeah, that's the only one I got.
Somebody stole my first one, but that's the only one.
But yeah, man.
But today, Wild Out topics is, we're going to go and put it in the air for you.
Wild Out, Wednesday.
All right.
Mike, all right.
Put it like this.
What is rap?
It's pronounced wop.
That means, what is it?
What I told you is Wings and Pieces.
Oh.
As you know from the song.
Yeah, because I heard an old woman singing that shit today.
Oh yeah, she know too much.
She was.
She learning.
She was.
She got a pop hole.
Man, she was saving me through in the car tomorrow, I got like bobbing her head like,
I got some wet ass pussy.
I was like, and I looked, I said, Granny, I don't want one today.
Maybe I need to get in the car with her.
But then she looked and she spit her teeth out and I just kind of got sick.
Like, I told my partner, hit the gas, go.
She's going to come bite us.
She's going to come numb us up.
Go.
You might like it.
I done had a vibrateen rule.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to be singing.
I don't want to turn in the usher.
I don't want to turn in the little John.
I been know you for a long time.
I don't want to be that.
That's the note she going to have your ass want to sing and you going to be stalking her.
Oh yeah.
You going to stalk an old woman when she take her teeth out.
That going to be the only old woman you ever want to be.
If your grandmama is fine but no teeth, keep her away from your man.
Keep her away from all men.
All men.
I done seen a video with somebody, a grandmama, when I say I don't look at females like that.
But yeah, I do look.
But she was thick.
Like thick, thick.
She was still in her early 30s and 40s.
I seen, like I say, I seen a 63 year old woman.
I say, matter of fact, I seen her in my pool party that I threw.
I never in my fucking life would see, thought I would see gray hair in a bikini at 63.
Because I be looking at my grandma like, when she sit here talking about something, I'm going to get into two peeps.
I'm going to cry immediately.
Don't do the grandmama.
Grandmama cool.
I love my grandma.
People say, my family say I'm weird.
I done did some crazy shit, y'all.
Like my auntie dogs.
Bro, stop playing.
I go back in, I was like 12, 11, 12, you start experimenting with shit.
So I wanted to blow her up with the water hose, but it didn't reach in the house.
So I got her a little poodle, a little chihuahua.
It was a little chihuahua.
Duct taped up, you know, put the water hose in before I was college, before I turned the water on.
Duct taped it around the mouth so the mouth couldn't open.
You know, I turned that water on full blast.
You hear it, poof, pop.
My auntie come running.
She called my mama, y'all.
Come get this goddamn boy out of my house.
He just killed my dog.
I said, I didn't kill your dog.
I love dogs now, people.
But her dog was like her, evil, senile, and retarded.
I love, and I'm not saying retarded towards the mentally people because nobody's retarded.
That's just a word.
Don't never take that to fucking heart because that is just a word that people want us to go by.
Everybody is mentally challenged.
That's how we're going to stay mentally challenged.
True.
You got a time where you go into a retarded period.
Some people do it during sex.
Come on, now.
Think about it.
Some people sleep retarded.
Yeah.
I'm not going to lie to y'all.
My favorite people to hang around is them because, for one, they won't bother you.
Two, you can do anything with them.
Like, if you want to have fun, they love to have fucking fun.
I'm having a fucking dead date in the world with them people.
That's why I love to be around happy people.
I don't care how, if you sick, you're supposed to be happy.
People don't understand.
My mama taught me that.
Being with cancer since I was 13 years old and she passed away the same way her mother did from breast cancer to back cancer to stomach cancer,
it just went everywhere.
Man, I'm finna tell you.
I seen a soldier.
You hear me?
I seen a soldier.
Every day this woman fought, bro.
She laughed with me.
She expressed gratitude, even when she knew she was finna go.
When she got all the way out of it, she was still trying to make her way out of it.
When they took the last time I seen her, they took the air, like the breathing machine off her people, like real talk.
And I can be happy about this.
This is what made me keep fighting for life, because this is the only person I knew.
This was my best friend.
I chose my life, I chose her life over mine, my kids, my ex-wife, my baby mamas, everybody.
That's the person that created me to come in this world.
Got me here.
You hear me?
I don't care if your mama got into it, y'all used to bump heads.
That's your fucking mama.
I don't care if she cuss you out.
Every day you make her laugh to the point where she get the understanding that she already had, my mama already had the understanding.
You know what I'm saying?
Like she had the understanding.
Like my mama had the understanding, that will, to the point where she knew she was finna go to walk.
You know what I'm saying?
The doctor told my mama she would have six months to live.
This woman lived 11 years, strong, and she fought every day just to be around her son.
To be around, to know my kids.
She got to see all of them.
Well, not all of them, but all of them.
She, well, anytime a woman haul ass on you in the store in a wheelchair, and you looking for her, like what the hell, she would just right here.
Man, this woman, fuck that.
I don't believe she was in a wheelchair.
To me, she was walking.
Like she left it.
It's like sometimes I feel like she picked that damn chair up and haul ass to where she got to go.
Guess where I find it?
Snack aisle.
On the snack aisle.
That's why I'm a snack fiend myself.
Every Thanksgiving, every Christmas, Fourth of July, we didn't go to nobody.
We was in the house getting ready for a Tyler Perry Madea play.
I don't give a fuck if the nigga wears dresses or not.
The nigga make good comedy movies, bro.
Period.
And that was, man, bro, Thanksgiving came out and House of Pain, we watched it all motherfucking Thanksgiving, bro.
All Thanksgiving.
Come back around Christmas.
Oh, it was a Meet the Brown.
Man, bro, my mama didn't, my mama followed her heart.
She followed God.
Everything she did, she did with God.
It was a Bible.
She was an Eastern star.
So she did it by the Bible.
She made me meditate.
She made me look at the world.
She took care of other people's kids, man.
It wasn't her.
She loved everybody.
But she'll tell you to your face, she can't, the one she can't stand, I can't stand.
That's what made me be real.
Like my mama said, I can't stand a motherfucker.
I know I can see it.
Hey, grandma, I can't stand your ass.
And I said it to her.
And I got popped in the mouth.
It wasn't by grandmama.
It wasn't by mama.
Shit.
Who was it by?
A baby.
That for real.
My little cousin, like he jogged.
Like that's why I got this cut over my eyebrow.
Like she jumped over somebody and just stabbed me with the spoon.
I ain't never know you can bleed from a spoon.
Until that moment, like she said, ah.
I said, damn.
I said, so everybody want to go, so everybody on grandma's ass, huh?
Motherfucker just looking crazy like you finna do something stupid, huh?
Oh, you know I'm finna do.
Go out there and like the whole yard on fire.
Brass gone.
Don't play with me.
I told, I don't care how old you is.
You hear me?
I will argue with a three-year-old, y'all.
I am petty as hell.
I am petty, petty, bruh.
Everyone, nigga, I'm so petty.
I'm petty over candy.
I'm petty with old people.
When they want to be petty, I'm petty too.
I say an old thing right back, match them.
I'm petty, bruh.
I'm petty with a newborn.
If he look at me crazy, I'm looking at him like who is you?
Who the fuck is you?
Are you ever going to stop being petty?
Petty is fun.
Because people see, when people see my pettiness, it's a joking pettiness.
See, you got, some people throw shade type pettiness.
Like I don't like that type pettiness.
Like I'm like DC.
I'm going to roast your ass, but it's funny.
Everybody I meet, I roast, I'm for real.
I don't play.
I'm going to laugh and joke with you.
Bruh, if you need something, I will give you my last.
That's the type of person I am.
And cuss your ass out when you come out some, why you need me.
Because I'm not going to judge you on what you do.
That's your business.
Whatever you do.
I don't care if you strip, you sell cooch, you a escort that go to houses,
you a crackhead, you a icehead, a thin-out head.
I don't care what you is.
I'm going to go up to you like you my brother, sister,
and I'm going to love you like you my brother and sister.
Because I don't fuck with my brother and sister like that.
I don't know them, know them.
You know of them.
I know of them, but I don't know them.
Like, I've always been that child that go in that room and lock up to myself.
When I had to start sharing rooms and shit, like, I go in the closet.
Just listen to my music and get peace.
I've always been that quiet, like I'm a quiet child.
I'm to myself.
I'm a lot, I rather hang by myself, smoke by myself, drink by myself,
even fuck by my goddamn self.
Because it's easy to have friends, it's harder to have family,
and it's worser to have enemies.
So the best thing to do,
it's a lane that you stay in that you know whatever you want in life,
you're going to stay in your lane and you're going to go for it.
And that's how I've always been.
I wanted to be a party promoter, became a party promoter.
I wanted to be a man escort.
Did it.
But I didn't like it because old women only call that line.
Then Kruger's, come on Mr. John.
What's wrong with your voice?
I don't know.
You think I'm playing.
Margaret smoke too many cigarettes.
But I wanted to feel a little hold of.
Eww.
Man, you already know, we got to give you something that's going to clarify,
motivate your day on something.
You know what I'm saying?
So you know how we do it.
What it did show compassion and genuine affection.
Something that people don't understand.
Be compassionate.
Here another person out, understand where they come from.
And then gene and respect.
If I do something for you, we're talking in favor.
If I needed it in my moment, do it.
Please.
I got you.
If you needed it in your moment, there's no hesitation.
Go on, get it.
Stop playing with me.
People don't understand genuine affection is more than anything.
Would you like to elaborate more on that Queenie?
Being genuine affection to somebody.
It's not to it's not always about what you're trying to get out of it from that person.
It is more of giving this person exactly what they need.
That's genuine affection.
Like he said, listening, just being there, listening and being understanding.
They're showing compassion.
They're showing that person that you care, that you're there for them.
Yeah.
But you have to look at this.
A lot of people in this world won't understand nothing about it.
You will understand genuine compassion, even if it knocked on the front door and gave it to you in your hand.
A lot of people.
I had to know what genuine passion is.
Genuine passion is staying strong still through anything and everything.
Because it's something better than genuine compassion.
And it's you just look in the mirror.
Some people won't give it to you.
Don't accept.
Don't stop.
This is what people need to stop looking for.
They hug, they kiss, they, you know, some people not going to say it.
Some people not going to give you that because they don't know about it.
Like I told you, if you will understand if it knocked on your fucking front door, genuine compassion.
And just say hey, and just jumped in your hand.
You still want to know what the fuck it is.
You want to know what to do with it.
It's too raw.
Somebody that don't know how to do that is because ain't nobody ever showed them that before.
They never showed them what it feel like.
They tried it.
That's the one thing you need to stop doing.
It's trying shit.
Try is not a word.
Try is never a word.
I'm going to try to do this.
That means you know you not, that means you know nine times out of ten a 50% chance that you know you can't complete this task, you ain't going to complete this task, there's no way you're going to fuck with this task.
Trying to get you something worse than what you really was trying to try.
You see what I'm saying?
What you do, you don't expect the worst.
You don't expect the worst when you trying.
When you sit there and don't let that shit get to you.
Oh man, bro, you is, when you stop letting bullshit get to you, when you stop letting haters talk about you, when you stop letting family discourage you, when you stop letting friends goddamn in your business,
when you stop letting haters knowing too fucking much, when you stop letting the job do what they want to do, guess what?
You learn to say, I don't give a fuck about this shit and walk off.
And your vibration is so high, guess what?
They can't knock you down.
I told you it's about energy.
The energy going to bring your compassion.
Vibration going to bring your compassion.
You have the lower vibration instead of thinking, instead of going through the motions with it.
Every time you will fail because you're trying.
Don't try to, people.
No.
If you do, you do better.
That's it.
I am going to do better.
Repeat that shit every day if you have to.
Stop saying I'm trying because you cursing your fucking self over a fucking blessing that's going to come, but you steady want to try.
No.
Stop trying.
It's only going to hurt you mentally and physically.
Physically, it's going to bring stress.
Mentally, it's going to tear your mind apart.
Trying to do some shit.
Stop.
Just do it.
Real talk.
If you can't stop and do, leave that shit alone, bro.
Real motherfucking talk.
Because some people ain't built for what you built for.
A lot of people building themselves to get what you looking or getting out of something.
What you trying to do in life, people built up for that.
It's built up for different things, different levels.
But you won't do it if you trying, bro.
Try.
Can't.
It's never in nobody's vocabulary.
My dad always say the man, but fuck a man.
It's in a woman too.
Because she fighting even harder because she go through the motions every fucking day.
Niggas go through the motions.
We stressing about shit.
We stressing about real shit.
Some niggas stressing about shit that's harder than women.
Feeding the family.
Getting the job out.
Getting a better job.
He about to go crazy now.
That sometimes, if you don't sue that person, let that person know or help that person get to where he is.
That person strikes out on you.
That person go find something or go find a habit to do.
And now you come back.
He come back.
Now he got a habit.
Now he got problems.
Now he lower than what he even was before.
But you still let that low vibration back.
A woman too because it's the same way for men.
That's why I'm telling you this shit because men is the same way.
But women is nurturing with theirs.
You see?
You got to nurture your man.
A man don't look for no, a man look for woman that got qualities like his, like if he was in love with his grandma,
he loved his grandma more than his mama.
That's because a grandma was a hard working woman.
She took her to family.
She held him down.
That was nurturing.
You see what I'm saying?
He looking for that type of woman.
You got to have qualities like that.
These days, a sex worker can't get you qualities.
Suki can't get you qualities.
Cardi B can't get you qualities.
Gorilla can't get you qualities.
See how I went low with that?
See how I went low with that though?
Yeah, ho.
But they're just real talk.
They can't find, they can't give you shit.
They rich.
They don't give a fuck.
You broke.
What can you do?
Not a damn thing.
You can't do nothing.
If a nigga out here trying to be money bag, your daddy, boo, NBA young boy,
get you $100,000 in your pocket first because you need that for your lawyer.
To get you, then you go from $100,000 to $500,000, half a million.
Almost a million.
Once you got that, then that's going to hold you down.
That's going to be part of your bail money.
Okay?
Then you're going to go get that million.
Now, you got a million.
You got a million dollars.
$500,000 of that other million need to go towards financing you something to keep you going while you in jail.
To keep money flowing in there.
Right around.
You're going to need $10 million because you're going to need to start some businesses.
Because you're going to need more than that after they get your ass life.
See, you got to be thinking about keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
That's how it is too.
It's how it is too, bro.
Keep going.
Sometimes we all want to get the fuck up, bro.
It crushes us sometimes.
You know, the pressure rings on everybody.
Don't think you're the only one out there, bro.
The pressure rings on everybody.
Not just certain ones.
It's on everybody.
It's just how everybody contends with it.
Some people use medicals like me.
I might smoke my weed, you know, leave me alone.
Leave me the fuck alone.
Leave me alone, man.
Go ahead, man.
I'm smoking.
For real.
I ain't playing.
But it just, you know, some people suited it in wine, liquor, you know.
Some people do other things, other drugs to make their self-heal mode.
To make their self-heal like they're trying to escape the world.
Then you got the ones that done lost their selves.
So they try to lock them up in institutions.
How long will it get worse?
You got the ones that's gone, already in the institution.
They want to, they're trying to leave but can't escape.
And then guess what?
Then you got the final two.
The ones that cut their selves.
And you got the ones that are self-abuse.
And you got the ones that gone commit suicide.
And my people, I love y'all.
If nobody out there do, we love y'all.
Queen E, King Josh, we love y'all.
It get hard, bro.
But don't never think about doing it.
If you do that, bro, like I say, I talk to my fans, bro.
If you have problems, you can inbox us.
We talk to our fans, bro.
Like we not going to, bro, how I start, you know,
I got told y'all on the first podcast, my dream is to get $100 million
and build apartments everywhere in the world just for people that ain't got homes.
Free apartments, free living.
Security to watch over them, you know, for the ones that want jobs,
help them get jobs.
I want to do this across the world.
I'm not doing this just in the United States.
I want to go world national with it.
That's my goal.
That's something that I look forward to in the future.
I'm not stopping.
I got a heart.
So if you out there and you just think nobody loves you,
nobody cares for you, too, I say this is Wild Out Wednesday.
We talk about everything.
We wild out on it, too.
But we also take shit serious.
And this is for my people because I want to put it in because I seen in Mississippi yesterday,
this is what happened there for them.
This is how shit gets serious.
A 14-year-old girl murdered her mama.
A 14-year-old girl, and today they trying her as an adult.
They moved her from a juvenile center into the women's prison.
They trying her as an adult.
And down here, penalties are harsh if you don't know anybody.
They don't care who you are, what color you are.
Penalties will always be harsh in Mississippi.
A couple years ago we had a 15-year-old girl that jumped off the bridge that hurt my heart
because there's no such way people should have known what she was going to do.
You don't have to do that.
Don't do it.
If you thinking about doing it, I tell you, hit my inbox.
Hit E's inbox.
We will talk to y'all.
We will literally give y'all.
We had to come to y'all, we would come to y'all.
We would take a weekend to come to y'all.
A weekend, winter free weekend down here to an Airbnb party.
I might do an Airbnb party, you never know.
What the fuck is you?
Oh, what's going on right there?
My co-host up here is scratching, y'all.
I'm looking.
I didn't know what she was, she never seen a scratch before.
So she start scratching.
And she start scratching her.
I was a nice scratching her.
Junkie vibes?
Don't do me.
I'm just playing, y'all.
But I take this serious because people don't understand.
I took care of my mama.
And there were days that I wanted to give up because I didn't feel like I didn't have a life.
There were days that I wanted to sit here and not knew I had the guns, but I just couldn't do it.
Fuck it, my mama need me more than anything.
There's days where at times it get hard and rough, you just cry.
Let it out and laugh right behind you.
People don't understand, like, if you don't have nobody and you don't show that person the love, show that person love, man, don't sleep with the people.
That makes it worse.
Feelings get involved.
And then when they see that you're not really interested, that makes it worse.
So that's going to get them to okay to just go ahead.
Don't do it, man.
And especially these people are actually really out here sending you codes and saying, yo, I need help.
Help them, man.
Don't ignore them.
Please don't.
That's why I said we would come to y'all if y'all need the help.
Like, we would reach out, talk to y'all.
You know, and like I say, next week we doing, next week I'm doing the contest.
And I think, what else we doing?
E got, I think this how we going to do it.
This how we going to do it.
She's doing her first segment by herself coming soon on her baking show.
We got that coming up.
We got, what else coming?
We got a lot of stuff coming, man.
I think we going to do smart, we going to do smart Mondays.
Smart Mondays we going to do game shows.
You can win gift cards.
You know, just to, you know, just to keep, it ain't just to keep the crowd coming.
It's just to keep you having fun and keep you laughing.
Giving back is what community needs, man.
I don't care if it's $10, $20 that we give off on a card, $30, $40 that we give off on a card.
You know, you might see here don't even, we send a card, you know, we got merchandise coming.
We got, you know, you might get all type of stuff and you might be nice and generous and give it to another person.
And a bigger blessing might come to you.
People don't understand that.
They don't.
So to interlude that, I think my four year old say he'll take some, he'll take some Zaxby's.
How much Zaxby's is, man?
About $19?
I believe so.
Man, I got to spend a whole dub on some chicken tenders.
I'm like, what's that?
Go to Walmart, get a bag.
Just for four chicken tenders.
Chicken tenders, my God damn.
But now, you know, shit, fuck it.
He has to get back in the house for some chicken tenders.
And he about to get kicked out.
Soon I get the chicken tenders.
Why your room ain't clean?
I ain't want to clean it.
Get out.
What?
Hold on.
I'm going to go get your bag.
Give me a little Spiderman bag and walk his ass out the door.
Better hope Batman don't get you and shut the door.
You just hear a nigga let me in, let me in.
Please, I don't want to play in my room.
Sometimes you got to do that.
Put your kids out the house.
They don't want to play in their room.
Show them.
Put them out in the middle of the night.
And just keep the blind, look out the blind and see how they act.
And record it.
Don't do it if you got no neighbors.
If you got neighbors they going to tell on your ass don't do it.
She put her child out.
My mama with me.
We not encouraging to put your child out.
They not going to do what they supposed to do.
Before we get out, I got a funny story for you.
Okay.
Story time.
So my niece drunk 32 motherfucking drinks.
Alright back then we used to get these big ass, you know,
damn what's them drinks.
They were like off brand but they were like sweet drinks.
It was like lemonade, fruit punch, pink lemonade.
Whatever but she drunk a motherfucking 32 box nigga.
It was 42 come in there.
31 were gone bruh.
Like literally half of them weren't even drunk.
She was just popping them bitches open.
I told y'all I'm the baby.
I got a sister that's older than me.
I don't know why the fuck she did it.
But bruh the most funny shit is at the end of this what I tell y'all.
Man so my sister come in from work going upstairs.
We already know what she going for.
Guess who in the bed playing sleep?
No me and Quinn.
We know we finna get a head with them but you can't beat motherfuckers
that don't know nothing.
Like real talk.
If any kid like just real.
If kids knew today like play sleep.
Motherfucker don't know nothing.
When your mama wake you up to get ready to whoop your ass.
Here's what I be doing.
No I been sleeping for days.
I been sleeping for hours too.
Who drink my motherfucking 32 ounces?
Man I don't know what I'm doing with your quality.
That's what I said bruh.
I snitched.
I really dry snitched on that ass.
I know how my sister take ass whoopers bruh.
I know what she do.
My sister didn't give a fuck.
You hear me?
She went like my mama.
She went and got that brown stentcher cord.
My queen got a Nike mark on the side of his motherfucking arms.
They look like a whole chick mark going up here on.
He can show it to you.
It look directly like a Nike sign.
I said she beat the, she just did it on your ass.
Period.
God just do it.
That's it.
But man she lined everybody up.
She said Josh and Quinn I'm not going to whoop y'all.
And she tried to dry snitch on us.
She said no those motherfuckers look like they just woke up.
We went, we did it, we was already high.
We were high as hell because I snuck some of her weed already.
I rolled up a little joint.
I know how to pinch our weed.
That was it.
Bro, y'all think I'm bullshitting.
Man, she went and looked and said I'm missing a motherfucking dry paper.
Who smoked my weed?
Oh, we got our ass whooped.
Everybody sitting out wide snoring in bra, panties, and number boxes.
Junior looked at her quarter seat at four years old and said I'm going to beat your fat ass when we get in that room.
When that nigga said that man, the neighbor said, boy what you doing out here in your goddamn drawer, Junior?
Junior said this fat bitch.
Junior was up there playing the Sega Dreamcast.
You cannot get a four year old off the Sega Dreamcast because we were playing Tony Hawk.
Skate park then.
So Junior, he was just learning because me and Quinn, we was getting style points on his ass.
Kling, kling, kling, kling, kling, kling, kling, kling.
That's the only thing you hear when you're getting style points.
Junior the practice.
So just for saying fat bitch, you fell out when I told you, told you the story when he fell out the motherfucking, uh, cabinet broke it on.
The fat bitch walked by and said, yeah, I'm a fat bitch, but who the bitch, bitch?
I'm King Josh.
I'm Queen E.
Man, this is all in.
All family.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, one more time, I ain't here to speak.
Josh, E, that's messed up, man.
Why you walking me like that?
And Bill, who ate my cheese sticks?
Hey, hey, hey.