1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,440 What's good? What's good? I'm King Josh. I'm Queen E. And welcome back to All in All Family. 2 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:25,680 You know, but you know, welcome to the best subject of it all. I had to put a pause in 3 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:36,960 y'all because it's finna get real. Welcome to the whole phase. Yeah, you know what I'm 4 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:50,800 talking about. Everybody had the whole phase in life. Man or woman done had that motherfucking 5 00:00:50,800 --> 00:01:03,600 phase. And we gonna give y'all some real life shit, bro, tonight. For the next 45 minutes, 6 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:14,440 you rocking with us. So, like I tell you, go roll your one up, baby. Go sit and pull 7 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:21,400 your little glass up before you get, you know, get tucked in to your bed. You know what I'm 8 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:26,320 saying? You on the couch chilling. Get comfortable, you know. Because I'm feeling, it's finna be 9 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:33,880 some fun, some laughter. You know, the truth. You know, it's the truth of the whole phase. 10 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:48,000 You know, it's something to end your night with. Let's get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ain't 11 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:54,560 nobody finna tell me you ain't had no motherfucking whole phase at home. Whole phase is over one 12 00:01:54,560 --> 00:02:02,880 night stand, though. And I know we all had some of them. Oh, yeah. So, don't sit here 13 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:11,880 like you didn't. You were. Ain't nobody innocent. Hey, I ain't gonna lie, though. Some of them 14 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:19,440 one night stands probably been the best one night stands some of y'all have had in your 15 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:25,840 whole fucking life. Do you understand me? Like, hey, I ain't, I'm finna light one up. 16 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:35,920 It's finna get real. Because a one night stand is something that you, it's like a bucket. 17 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:40,400 It's like some of your bucket list if you never experienced a one night stand. A one 18 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:46,400 night stand is when you go out and meet a total stranger, bro. You don't meet that stranger 19 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:56,200 that day. You don't met, y'all go out. The vibe going right. Y'all drunk. Y'all living 20 00:02:56,200 --> 00:03:06,520 it up. All of a sudden them lips touch each other. She, she goddamn looking him in his 21 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:13,600 eyes and he looking on her eyes. Somebody call the dogs, get him some water, cool him 22 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:23,640 up. That little pink thing finna come out. I ain't bullshitting. And with the female, 23 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:35,840 oh man, you can't tell her nothing. And her, in a female mind, it's already made up. And 24 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:43,520 she met you that day and your vibe been connecting all fucking night. Oh, you getting some ass. 25 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:48,880 And she gonna tell you, I'm not looking for no attachments. When you hear a grown woman 26 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:59,920 say no strings attached. One night, the best fucking sex you ever had in your life is gonna 27 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:06,640 be in that one fucking night. Now it don't always be the best. Some people have the worst 28 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:16,080 one night stand. That's for the people that was out there doing it with Spike. Cause I 29 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:22,400 ain't gonna laugh. All my one night stand been fun. I got. So you ain't never had like 30 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:29,160 a bad one night stand? No, I done woke up to a bad one night stand like, who the fuck 31 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:37,440 is you? There ain't no bad one. This is a bad wake up call. No, I laid down with Janet 32 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:48,560 motherfucking Jackson. I woke up to, who the fuck is Latoya Jackson? That's what I, hold 33 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:58,200 on. Who is Latoya compared to Janet? Miss nasty if you hear her. There's one of them 34 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:05,400 drunk one night stands. A one night stand, I always got to end up with fun. A one night 35 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:09,240 stand, put like this. If you gonna have a one night stand and you plan and you planning 36 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:13,600 that one night stand, it's not gonna fall through like you want it to. Just let it go 37 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:21,200 with the flow and see where it goes. That's what I used to do. I was so bad at one night 38 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:28,400 stands. It's just, I felt like I was a nigga at that point. It was always like, so what 39 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:38,920 you about to do? Nigga. When you hear that, oh man, your ass is out that door. Cause once 40 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:43,760 it's over, it's over. Ain't no hanging out. Ain't no chilling, trying to watch a movie, 41 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:48,040 trying to, nah, I ain't even bring you over here for that. That ain't no one night stand. 42 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:53,760 A one night stand is. You get your shit and go the next day. You go the next day. Hell 43 00:05:53,760 --> 00:06:01,200 no. A one night stand is when you get drunk. Y'all, I'm talking about y'all ain't getting 44 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:05,360 this type of drunk, drunk. Y'all ain't getting drunk to the point where both of y'all like, 45 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:11,200 you getting drunk to the point where you know it's gonna be some sloppy nasty six in the, 46 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:17,920 in the end. You finna try to see what's the freak side like. Yeah. You finna see. You 47 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:24,520 finna see. Both of y'all finna see. You gonna be like, girl, I never had a nigga to lick 48 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:33,760 my ass like him. He stuck his tongue in my booty. Oh girl, I just found the best eater 49 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:42,600 I know. Cause bro, I done sit here and see it. Hey man, I ain't gonna lie. My first one 50 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:54,440 night stand people was a BBW. My first BBW ever in my fucking life. Do you hear me? I 51 00:06:54,440 --> 00:07:03,800 was 16 years old. She was a BBW that had booty. She had a minute, she had that much titties, 52 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:15,800 but she had booty. I call it a little pudge. You know, little coat 45. You know, look good. 53 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:24,280 Man, I ain't gonna lie. That was kind of tying me on to big girls right there. That was, 54 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:35,800 I was 16 years old, like damn, what's all this white stuff here? She was like, oh baby, 55 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:41,840 I'm creaming. I was like, oh my God, this is the one night. I ain't even supposed to 56 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:49,040 be in the club, y'all. I'm underage. If I tell this girl that I was, she probably gonna 57 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:59,680 hear it now. I was under, you fucked a minor, but I fucked you like a grown man. Do you 58 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:06,600 hear me? And she was just sitting, bro. She was like, you gonna call me? I was like, I 59 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:13,360 don't even stay down here. And knowing I stayed on the other side of town. 60 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:18,600 Some of you one night stands don't even be just a one night stand for some people. 61 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:24,440 You meet your husband, you meet your wife like this. Some people do, you meet a connection 62 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:33,640 up. The vibe, that's when you know the vibe was the energy, the vibrations was, it was 63 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:42,200 heaven sent. Y'all didn't sit here and fuck that night. Nigga, you made passionate love 64 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:48,560 to the point where you sweating. She looking at you and that shit. She just wiping up forehead, 65 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:57,680 wiping her face. I'm like, ooh, you dripping. But she ain't saying shit. You up here, Tama, 66 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:06,720 I'm like, ooh, God, thank you for this bullshit. Ooh, yeah. What? I'm trying to tell you. A 67 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:14,960 one night stand can bring you joy and happiness and it can bring you sadness and pain for 68 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:22,840 many, many years. But y'all got to be careful with these one night stands because you never, 69 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:31,400 like nowadays, you don't know what these motherfuckers got. It ain't about what they got. It's about. 70 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:39,200 No, it is about what they got because some of these folks, they do one night stands without 71 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:47,880 protection. I'm about to tell you something. If you do a one night stand without protection, 72 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:52,760 you asking for it. You don't give a damn. You don't know this person. You just met this 73 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:58,680 person 12 minutes in the club. Ain't no if, and, buts, and buts. You go to the doctor 74 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:06,680 the next day and say, you finna go get checked out. Boom. Now you looking crazy. I done had 75 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:17,240 a one night stand to stalk the shit out my house for 12 days. Deadass for real. She stalked 76 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:23,360 the shit out my house. I had to tell this girl, hey, I moved to Haiti. She was like, 77 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:32,680 for real? I didn't go to school for two weeks. You know, when you turn one of them little 78 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:41,240 nerds out, oh man, it's old. You know the ones that's nerdy, the ones that, oh, I did 79 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:48,240 it again. Hey, bro. Britney Spears. Yeah. Hey, trust me, them right there cool. They 80 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:53,440 cool, man. When you turn the Britney Spears into a Christina Aguilera, you got a problem. 81 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:59,880 You got a problem. Dead for real. You should never did that girl like that. See, when you 82 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:04,960 in a one night stand, you ain't supposed to put your all in in the beginning. This is 83 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:09,160 a one night stand. This is a one night stand. I'm going all in. I ain't never getting this 84 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:17,160 pussy again. No, that's the reason why you had a stalker. I ain't never getting that 85 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:21,960 pussy again. That's the reason why you had a stalker. That's why these females go crazy 86 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:27,840 after a one night stand. When that dude put his all in into that one night stand and you 87 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:33,800 get that phone call the next day, what we doing tonight? Time out. Now, we both had 88 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:41,480 a technical agreement. Then you should know, you should know like, hey, we don't talk about 89 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:48,960 this. You just want me to break your virginity. Cool. Never been spoke of, never been said. 90 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:55,000 We don't, we ain't finna date. Cool, Josh. Okay, Josh. Come over to my house. Nerd. Take 91 00:11:55,000 --> 00:12:01,680 off her clothes. I'm like, damn. Girl, where you been hiding all that from? Dead ass for 92 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:11,320 a duck type of girl. Man, hold on, hold on, cause I got a funny ass story. 93 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:23,400 Yeah, I do my little dance right here. Bruh, my first day in high school, ninth grade year. 94 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:28,000 People ain't seen me since middle school because I had moved away. I came back. I'm a whole 95 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:34,640 different person. Pimples gone. Take care of myself. Got them waves. Got that good Indian 96 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:48,840 waves falling. Oh man, go up in the classroom, my science class, nigga. My pre-adjure class. 97 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:59,640 These girls see me and haul ass to the bathroom. So I asked my homegirl, Dominique, like, hey, 98 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:06,440 what's the fuck wrong with her? I ain't even gonna put her name out. I said, what the fuck 99 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:11,840 wrong with her? So she go to the bathroom and check on her or whatever. She come back 100 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:17,280 and tell me, that girl gotta go home and change drawers, Josh. That girl wet. I said, so she 101 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:23,840 ain't never got wet like that before. So that's how the one night stand happened, y'all. 102 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:37,000 Now I ain't gonna lie. I had a one night stand with a Miss. Hey, I poppy. Poppy Chula. Hey, 103 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:43,040 I ain't gonna lie. They were Miss. Shout out, for one. I ain't even say this at the beginning 104 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:50,640 of the show. But shout out to San Jose for the people that's in San Jose that's tuning 105 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:58,280 in to the show. We thank y'all. Keep listening. Keep getting your people tuning in. We thank 106 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:07,000 y'all. Jackson, Mississippi, shout out to our city. Keep tell your friends. Keep adding 107 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:16,000 us. We love y'all. San Francisco, you too. Shit. Everybody in New York that's listening 108 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:25,800 to the show. We really thank y'all. We really thank y'all. And to the ones that ain't got 109 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:33,200 y'all, where y'all from, that's listening, we thank y'all too. But man, shout out to 110 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:41,000 the motherfucking Miss. I don't know. Now look, I said Miss. Let me tell you, Miss. 111 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:49,480 Have you ever talked to a Miss. Oh man, Queen. I did, but it was just a conversation. Man, 112 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:56,680 I'm gonna tell you something. Them Miss got some silky ass coochie hair. They got some 113 00:14:56,680 --> 00:15:03,760 silky hair down there. I said, bitch, I can comb it and braid it. I really can put it 114 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:10,760 for sideburns. That's when Nicki Minaj said, put your pussy on her sideburns. That's when 115 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:15,800 I was telling Wayne like, now I think Wayne said it. Didn't he say it? Put your pussy 116 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:22,200 on my sideburns. Well anyway, I was talking shit to the Miss the whole time, bruh. I told 117 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:28,320 her to put her pussy on my sideburns. He was just saying some shit. Dead ass for real. 118 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:33,520 He was just saying some shit. Just saying some shit out the blue. And she was like, 119 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:39,000 I thought she ain't talk English. She talked to Ronnie and said, Wayne, I'm like, girl, 120 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:46,640 gone. You talk English? Mucho dinero. I don't have it. See, that's how majority of them 121 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:54,640 one night stands. The man start fucking with the girl head. And she really tempting. That's 122 00:15:54,640 --> 00:16:00,280 real easy temptation for some women. Because some of these women, they like niggas to just 123 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:06,920 talk shit with them. I'm about to tell you something. You right. You right. Every woman 124 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:23,760 love it. But it's a turn on for a woman that can sit here and feel that talking shit. It's 125 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:30,320 a different way she feel it. That talking shit might turn her on. If you talk more shit 126 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:36,880 than a woman and she a shit talker, oh, you done met your match. She finna fuck this shit 127 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:50,200 at you. Real talk. This Mexican girl said, I will give you some papi and fuck your world 128 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:57,040 up. I said, stop playing. I was like, I don't want no disease. You cook tacos good? You 129 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:02,000 better start listening to these women when they say, you hit this, you gonna keep asking 130 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:10,080 for more. So I'm not going to trade lightly. Man, for one, I'm about to tell you something. 131 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:16,240 I'm blessed. I'm blessed. I thank God for that. If I was a little dick person out here, 132 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:22,320 I'd be one mad motherfucker. Do you hear me? Some motherfuckers ain't mad though. Yeah, 133 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:30,160 because they got money behind it. Not all of them got money. You got a woman that you 134 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:37,280 found the woman that truly loves you for your size. Because to some women, and I'm speaking 135 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:43,160 for some women, it doesn't matter about the size, it's the motion and the ocean. And for 136 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:53,040 other women? For other women, you gots to come with it. Shit, I ain't hearing that shit. 137 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:57,320 If you know. Because if you going to talk shit to me, you better be able to back it 138 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:02,520 up. And if you came back where I want you to, you don't need to have no more conversations 139 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:10,360 with me. That's Shots 5. It's your ass. Because you talking all this bullshit about what you 140 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:14,000 going to do and you going to do this and you going to do that. But when it come down to 141 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:23,440 what you folding. And I know a few people that didn't fold it. We just going to keep 142 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:35,960 quiet on that. Because I'm going to tell you something. I am that breed. I like my little 143 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:42,560 two positions. I'm third in that. I can't do all that fucking moving. I got bad problems. 144 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:50,320 You ain't got to get up in the morning too. I got to stroke you at. I'm a stroker. I don't 145 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:59,240 like to be the fat. I like to hear that noise. What that boy Orlando Brown say. Shout out 146 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:07,880 to Orlando Brown, man. I don't think you crazy. You know the truth. But at the same time, 147 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:16,080 bro. If niggas got to put you in 12 different positions to get you that ultimate nut that 148 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:26,040 you got to get. Leave him the fuck alone. Because you going to run up to that nigga 149 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:33,520 that going to have you in one position and have you. You going to run up to your girl. 150 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:44,200 Girl, I had to wash my walls last night. What happened? I ain't never squirted in my life. 151 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:54,760 This nigga done made me. Like that ass for real. You got to know, bro. Like that whole 152 00:19:54,760 --> 00:20:03,160 phase. You better live it and you better have fun with it. Because you going to get tired 153 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:11,480 of it. Everybody with couples. You can get tired of seeing them couples and you started 154 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:16,880 doing your whole sheet. You got to think about some of this later. When you're on your whole 155 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:25,520 sheet, you're going to fuck around and get caught up at some point. You can't be calling 156 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:35,360 piece of man Joe while you got taco man Maurice in the back room and you texting Papa John's 157 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:39,700 nephew. Papa John takes in who? Papa John takes in Wendy. And Wendy takes in the 158 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:51,600 Wendy takes in Tony. And Tony from Chick-fil-A takes in piece of John. So it's a whole circle 159 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:56,840 that going to go on and they going to get caught up. That's what people don't understand. 160 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:03,840 Bro, I don't give a fuck what you say. Your whole phase, my whole phase lasted me until 161 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:12,200 I was 31 years old. That's when I just got tired of everything. Everything went following 162 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:18,520 my way. My mama passed. I just got a divorce. I just said, you know, shit, I was fucking 163 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:25,720 up through my marriage period, but it wasn't my fault. One thing about a man, when he cheat, 164 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:33,320 you a man going to have a woman say, nah, y'all just cheat for no damn reason. No. 165 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:40,400 Everybody got a reason why they going to go talk to this person. Maybe this bitch don't 166 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:53,920 ask me at the house. You got some man that's like that. But when you ain't feeling, or 167 00:21:53,920 --> 00:22:02,080 you working so much to the point where your man take care of the house, working and the 168 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:07,920 house, when he come home, he wants a man. When you hit that shower, you play with the 169 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:17,320 baby, you hear, ho, ho, ho, ho. I know this. I got to beat my dick again tonight. You turning 170 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:24,680 over there just looking at her ass just mad. You can't even, you down the dick about to 171 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:30,160 be on fire because you started thinking about killing her ass. It ain't exciting you. You 172 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:37,200 want to see her, you know, shit, a man, a lack of pleasure in life for a man. Bro, he 173 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:43,920 would go out there quick if he ain't got the mentality, if he ain't got that head strong, 174 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:51,920 if he want built around real men. My daddy, he was a real man. I ain't going to lie, he 175 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:56,280 was, but he did his whole shit, but I didn't learn nothing from him. I just learned not 176 00:22:56,280 --> 00:23:05,840 to do the shit he do. I learned from my uncle. My uncle was faithful. My uncle didn't give 177 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:11,560 a fuck about these hoes. I seen my uncle cuss a motherfucking female out for trying to talk 178 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:21,640 to him, and his wife went nowhere in sight, and she was pretty as hell. I was like, what 179 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:27,080 the fuck you doing? He looked at me and said, boy, fuck you. I ain't trying to have problems 180 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:32,000 in my house, and that's when I said, I want to learn from this man. And he taught me some 181 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:37,640 shit, and he was like, Josh, you not ready to settle down. You ain't going to be ready 182 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:41,840 to settle down until you about 30. I see it in. I'm like, man, how the fuck you going 183 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:46,440 to tell me that? Your dick happen. You see her ass been over, you going to go right over 184 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:56,480 there and stick it in. I say, you know what? Praise you. Because he was telling the truth. 185 00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:03,840 If you had a fat ass back then, and I turn around and I turn around, and that motherfucker 186 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:09,000 looking at me, and I'm looking at it, oh, we finna have a conversation. That was my 187 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,680 one night stands, because one thing about it, one thing about me, I was still taking 188 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:20,200 care of my mama, too. So, oh, you think you finna spend the night here? Oh, hell nah. 189 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:24,960 You think I'm finna spend the night at your house? Nah, baby, I got to get back to my 190 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:31,640 mama. That was my favorite. I used this shit so hard, because it was the truth. My mama 191 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:37,080 in the wheelchair, baby, I got to get back to my mama. And I don't think a motherfucker 192 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:49,720 would do respect it. But see, I realized this. Me, I got a sexual energy that keeps, that 193 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:57,760 touches your heart. It gives you emotions. So it's hard to let go when it's time to 194 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:02,560 let go. Then when you don't want to let go, and I say, fuck it, I ain't going to let 195 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:16,280 you go. We just stuck. You do you, I'm going to do me. We ain't going nowhere. We stuck. 196 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:21,800 The first time we learned, second time we in our own shit. You come over to my house, 197 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:27,520 I come over to your house. Catch a bitch at my house, kill her. You catch a bitch, I catch 198 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:35,600 a bitch in your house, I'm going to kill her. This is real shit. But I'm not going to sit 199 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:40,400 here and actually do it. That's just a threat. I'm going to send the threat out, period. 200 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,480 Any nigga know, I'm going to threaten the motherfucker from the get go, let her know 201 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:49,320 I ain't playing and shoot the gun in the air. Any cottage, I ain't, if you done had a one 202 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:58,520 night stand stalker, and you know he done called you and called you, you pick up the 203 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:02,280 phone and be like, who that car is up in that motherfucking driveway? I been calling you 204 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:12,280 for days. You don't say shit. That nigga finna kill your ass. He finna scare you to the point 205 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,920 where you finna put a restraining order against him. He don't care about the restraining order. 206 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:25,440 He wants the pussy. That's it. One night stands, like I said, it depends on what type of one 207 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:30,840 night stand it is and what type of person you going with. Because if you don't know 208 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:37,560 that one night stand, it could turn out to be a murderer. Sometimes some of those one 209 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:44,400 night stands, like we said, could be the best and can be the worst. You got some one night 210 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:51,840 stands that happen one time and them people are still talking to each other as friends. 211 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:58,000 No more. No more. Trust me. You got the ones that had their one night stand and they end 212 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:06,560 up together but not for long. I have to go back to that. I don't never think, like, if 213 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:11,240 you done fucked one time and y'all done became best of friends, it's a reason why you put 214 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:18,160 a person in that friend spot. Because you see it wasn't going to work. No. You could 215 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:24,840 see it was going to work. It probably would have worked. But you not attracted to that 216 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:29,920 person like you thought you would be. It's because you already attracted to something 217 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:39,760 that blinding you. To see in him. See, it's a lot of different things, bro. Like I told 218 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:46,760 you, it's a lot of different shit. You got to have been around that block. You got to 219 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:58,200 spent that block. I'm going to tell y'all something. Don't never think. If a motherfucker 220 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:03,880 put you in a friend spot and y'all done fucked already, that's bad, bro. That's bad business 221 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:13,080 for both. He know how that pussy feel. You know how that dick feel. Drunkenness get involved. 222 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:19,360 Y'all going to have it again. Y'all going to fuck, bro. Period. There ain't no point 223 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:26,120 about it. Now, I'm going to tell you something. My best friend used to get naked in front 224 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:32,200 of me to try to tease me to see what I was going to do. If I was going to fuck, I would 225 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:40,120 have fucked up our friendship. Like that ass for real. I would have fucked up me and her 226 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:45,800 friendship. But guess what I said? I'm going to step out the room. When I said that the 227 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:53,240 third time that she did that shit in front of me, she said, yeah, you my brother. I said, 228 00:28:53,240 --> 00:29:00,520 yeah, you my sister. Because I had a feeling like I never wanted to talk to her. When we 229 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:08,120 first started talking, it was a brother, sister joking vibe, bro. We killed it. Motherfuckers, 230 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:12,960 shit, we thought we were brother and sister for real. Our mamas thought we were real brother 231 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:17,560 and sister. That's how we slept over each other's house. Her daddy didn't care how I 232 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:22,120 slept in her room. That was my fucking little sister. That was nigga. And she was two hours 233 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:28,280 younger than me. Nah, she was six hours younger than me. My two best friends are born on the 234 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:41,800 same day as me. That is crazy. And we all are different people. You look at me and say, 235 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:52,920 he goofy. You just don't know. You look at Tuka. Shout out to my boy in the head, Tuka. 236 00:29:52,920 --> 00:30:02,000 You look at Tuka. Tuka don't look like no killer. I mean, Tuka is not a killer. He really 237 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:14,400 not a killer. Tuka is smarter than me. A student. I was an ABC and sometimes a D student because 238 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:20,280 I wasn't finna fucking dress out for no P.E. My dick is big. My balls are starting to hang. 239 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:27,800 They give me these little ass shorts. My mama ain't got me wearing drawers no more. I ain't 240 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:32,960 wearing briefs. I'm wearing the one with the hole in the front that my nutsack is. I open 241 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:42,120 my legs and you can see hairs on my nuts and legs. Nah, I ain't finna wear that shit. I 242 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:54,400 ain't gonna lie though. I wore the one for my P.E. teacher. I told her one day, that 243 00:30:54,400 --> 00:31:00,040 way I got kicked out of the clarin and they switched me to a computer clarin. I said, 244 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:10,200 I ain't gonna lie, I dropped these big hair balls on you. I ain't gonna lie though. But 245 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:21,840 one night stands are fun, man. They are the time. Your 20s to 33, from age of 25 to the 246 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:32,040 age of 38 is your fucking golden years. That's the shit that you done with it. Like 25, you 247 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,960 matured, you trying to see what you going in life. 248 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,800 That's for me. 249 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:43,880 For 20? No, no, this is any age period. Woman or female. 250 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:51,920 Nah, cause some females, like my whole phase ended at 29. I came to the realization this 251 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:52,920 shit was born. 252 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,920 You see when I first said- 253 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,920 I have no need for this. I'm too busy in life for this anyway. 254 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:06,520 But then you, that my favorite word too y'all. But then you hear me say 20 to 30? That's 255 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,320 like the age of- 256 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:18,320 But you got women in that same age range that's still going through that whole phase and continue 257 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:19,320 to go through that whole phase. 258 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:24,320 Nah, that's the one that's living the whole phase all the way out. 259 00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,320 Yeah. 260 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:32,560 Them ain't the ones that still ain't choosing to go through it. They just don't go through 261 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,560 it. 262 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,560 Nah, some of them are choosing. 263 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:45,960 But if they, but let's be for real. What about if that one night stand was the best friend 264 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,960 of somebody that you loved? 265 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,960 I can't say that. 266 00:32:51,960 --> 00:33:00,960 Cause I, like I've been in that type of situation before. Like I say 25. 267 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:12,960 At the age of 25, like she loved this man, but I was the one night stand. 268 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:18,960 And I told him as a man, like I hit that year ago. But I ain't never tried to fuck with 269 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,960 her after that cause I told her it was just one night stand. And he was like, thank you 270 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:22,960 for telling me the truth. 271 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:29,960 And he know like, hey, man, y'all just ain't standing there for goddamn. And I told her, 272 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:34,960 look, bro, you telling this man, you got this man thinking like I want, I don't want to. 273 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,960 I think you want me. 274 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,960 I about to say how that dick was dropping in your way. 275 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,960 You're going to think it petty and worse. 276 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:46,960 Look, I don't play. 277 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,960 They were going to give her a reason to say, fuck it. I don't want to, I want to smoke. 278 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:57,960 If you ain't, every woman that I done fucking touch that ain't, ain't never squirted in 279 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:02,960 their life is a straight squirtle. 280 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,960 Do you hear me? 281 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,960 Every woman. 282 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:09,960 Do you hear me? 283 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,960 It wasn't a fucking squirtle. 284 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,960 It's a squirtle now. 285 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:25,960 So every, all the people to the, to all the one night stands that's married, listen to this show now. 286 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,960 Tell your husbands, I said, I just need to thank you. 287 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:29,960 I don't want no money. 288 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,960 No, I just need to thank you. 289 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,960 And they can subscribe. 290 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,960 That's how I show. 291 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,960 You're digging me. 292 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:46,960 Hold on. 293 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:55,960 We got a positive message time. 294 00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:02,960 Well, that was empty. 295 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,960 The color dark red. 296 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:09,960 Hey, stop wearing read. 297 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,960 It's too passionate. 298 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,960 Just I'm saying like the dark red, like the dirty read. 299 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:17,960 That's too passionate. 300 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,960 See, like that read right there. 301 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:20,960 That's the dark. 302 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:21,960 That's the dark red. 303 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,960 You can go see that real right there. 304 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,960 It's too passionate. 305 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,960 It brings too much pain. 306 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,960 It's bloodshed with that read. 307 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:35,960 They read also, but I'm talking about the black. 308 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:42,960 That dirty, dirty, dirty read is read. 309 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:43,960 Read. 310 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,960 I'm gonna read this kind of read. 311 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,960 It means fire. 312 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,960 No, no, actually my shirt. 313 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,960 No, any type of read is passionate. 314 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,960 Yes, fire and passion. 315 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,960 It just means passion brings fire. 316 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,960 And my definition for this read means pain. 317 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:02,960 That's my definition. 318 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:10,960 Okay, well, I'm gonna give y'all the definition because pain is a part of passion. 319 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,960 That's something that you show. 320 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:13,960 It's an emotion. 321 00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,960 It's a feeling. 322 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:22,960 Pain, that's why I say sometimes take that read off. 323 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,960 You don't think about the bloodshed. 324 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:25,960 Think about the tears. 325 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,960 Think about the loved ones you lost. 326 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,960 You can't do that, man. 327 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:30,960 No. 328 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,960 You can't be passionate. 329 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,960 When it's time to be passionate, wear it. 330 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,960 Wear it in the bedroom. 331 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,960 Wear it when you're finna whoop somebody's ass. 332 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,960 You know what I'm saying? 333 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:47,960 That's gonna bring that fire in you. 334 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:54,960 Don't wear it when you know you're having the best day of your fucking life. 335 00:36:54,960 --> 00:37:01,960 Bro, if you gonna wear something, I ain't gonna tell you, don't put on black. 336 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:08,960 Because black, it shows empowerment, but it also shows you that you stuck. 337 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,960 You stuck in a hole. 338 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:19,960 So the best thing that you can do and the colors that you can put on to brighten up your life, 339 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:27,960 get you an orange, get you a green, get you a blue. 340 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:34,960 Keep something that can do it. 341 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:46,960 Because if you don't, bringing fire and that passion, guess what that always leads up to? 342 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:55,960 Destruction. Heartbreak. 343 00:37:55,960 --> 00:38:00,960 You gotta know colors means a lot in this world, just like numbers. 344 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:05,960 Everything means a lot. 345 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:10,960 But on another tip, back to the original topic. 346 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:15,960 A one-night stand in the whole faith. 347 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,960 You only got one fucking life to live, man. 348 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:25,960 If you 40-something and you 50-something and you ain't never did this, go get you a young man. 349 00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,960 A young woman. 350 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:29,960 A young tenor. 351 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,960 A young tenor. 352 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:37,960 And let them work your ass out for that night and just smile all day while your body hurting. 353 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,960 Do it on one of your sick leaves from work. 354 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:41,960 Man, I'm trying to, bro. 355 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,960 You gonna feel so good the next day when it's time to go back to work. 356 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:52,960 I'm trying to tell you, I done had a one-night stand at work, on the job, at UMC. 357 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,960 We were the co-workers and we worked together. 358 00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:00,960 And I act like I never knew my ass after that. 359 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:04,960 Been fighting all day and you can feel the tension. 360 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,960 I said, girl, I'll stick my hands in your pants. 361 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:16,960 That girl went up in that empty room with some soap and what's it called, you know when a woman wash herself up. 362 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,960 Kind of sprayed cologne. 363 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:27,960 I said, you put perfume on, you got to hide this man. 364 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,960 She said, not boy, you stupid. 365 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:31,960 I bet you won't do it now. 366 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,960 I said, I bet I will. 367 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,960 And I did. 368 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,960 And she was like, you are so retarded. 369 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,960 I'm like, you never know what you're going to get out of me. 370 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:46,960 As a friend, it would never be nothing bad. 371 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:51,960 As a friend, lover, anything, you would never get nothing bad out of me. 372 00:39:51,960 --> 00:40:04,960 But it would always be something good because even a laugh, anything, you don't, bro, I'm ignorant. 373 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:12,960 My dad always, my daddy told me something when we were young. 374 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:20,960 Every male, he told this and every female got told this. 375 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,960 If a woman can, if you can make a woman laugh, you got to. 376 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:32,960 Start smiling in them nigger faces. 377 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,960 Right or wrong. 378 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,960 I don't give a fuck who you are. 379 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:46,960 Everybody got told it. 380 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,960 Everybody. 381 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:58,960 If a motherfucker made you smile, that's a, you got some people that make you smile but got a sick ass, 382 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:07,960 like when they make you smile, they already in that, nah, that sneaky motherfucker, you, nah. 383 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:13,960 But you got some that make you smile just to help you get your day feeling better. 384 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:14,960 Yeah. 385 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,960 But don't try to go back after the one night stand. 386 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:19,960 Right. 387 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:27,960 You will know if it's meant about when it comes down to the six, how you want to sit in and go from a one night stand. 388 00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:33,960 Because I know y'all had a vibing conversation that's what led up to the one night stand. 389 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:38,960 But after that, what you going to think about it? 390 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,960 I ain't going to lie. 391 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,960 After the one night stand, I'm thinking about some birth. 392 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:52,960 Now, I'm trying to be like, I'm trying to be like baby boy, that nigga up in that butt nigger cooking eggs for your mama. 393 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,960 I'm trying to be in the kitchen cooking like this, you hear me? 394 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,960 But I ain't trying to stay. 395 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,960 I'm trying to cook me some, cook you some, and I'm gone. 396 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:09,960 And I don't think you can have that memory of, damn that nigga made some good ass goddamn cinnamon toast eggs. 397 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:10,960 I know. 398 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,960 How did he make cinnamon toast? 399 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:17,960 Bitch, I crushed over the cinnamon toast and just spiked it over the eggs. 400 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,960 Man, see? 401 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:27,960 But it's just real talk, man. 402 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,960 Don't have it, man. 403 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,960 It's life. 404 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,960 It's life, bro. 405 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,960 Just go and do it. 406 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,960 Shit, I got a couple of shit I want to do. 407 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,960 I want to fuck Oprah before I leave. 408 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,960 I least got to get a billion dollars out of that motherfucker. 409 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,960 I'm just playing Oprah. 410 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:47,960 I'm just playing. 411 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,960 You might counsel me. 412 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,960 I just got started, baby. 413 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,960 But we just, you know, it's just real talk. 414 00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:10,960 I want people to understand, like, if you can't live life and look back on the shit that you done did and laugh at it, 415 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:19,960 what memories do you have to take with you when you leave this motherfucker? That's all you have. 416 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,960 You ain't got shit else. 417 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,960 No draws, no nothing. 418 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,960 You dead. 419 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:32,960 I seen a nigga get buried but naked. 420 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:36,960 Do you hear me? 421 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,960 He said, I'm going in the world. 422 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,960 Exactly how I came in. 423 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,960 I ain't going to lie. 424 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,960 I can't go out naked. 425 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,960 I'm going to go out with a Viagra pill. 426 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,960 Just put one in my mouth and tell the doctor to put one in me before I go. 427 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:57,960 I want my dick to be rock hard and let everybody know you going to miss this. 428 00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,960 You better hope the mortician don't fuck you first. 429 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,960 Man, the mortician fuck me. 430 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,960 I gots to come back one more time. 431 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:06,960 Like, please. 432 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:14,960 I'm begging the person before I get to God, like, give me 15 minutes. 433 00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,960 At least 45. 434 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,960 I got to enjoy this from this time. 435 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,960 She gots to look at the mortician, man. 436 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,960 He going to turn around and look. 437 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,960 I say we can take turns. 438 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,960 You can go on my body. 439 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,960 Shit. 440 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,960 My body got two rounds out of it. 441 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,960 I got one more to go. 442 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,960 Who else? 443 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,960 I wish a motherfucker would come down. 444 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,960 I wish one of my family members would come down and tell me, hey, hold on, man. 445 00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,960 Let me get a piece. 446 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,960 You going to take your stench ass back up. 447 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:51,960 I'm just playing. 448 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,960 Y'all know I'm eating a man. 449 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,960 I don't have nothing else to say to you. 450 00:44:55,960 --> 00:45:04,960 I got to leave you with a funny story, man. 451 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:09,960 So I used to do dumb shit back in my day, right? 452 00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,960 I was a young boy before young boy was young boy. 453 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:18,960 Like, we used to, they used to call us real grave robbers. 454 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:24,960 You know when you 13 years old, this is when I found out what my brothers in there were doing. 455 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:30,960 But I made that motherfucker like it was a 4K. 456 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,960 Like, okay. 457 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:39,960 But my brothers didn't take me to this graveyard on Cabot Street one night. 458 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:40,960 Fuck it. 459 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:41,960 It's a statute of limitations. 460 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:42,960 It's too old. 461 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,960 You can't get me. 462 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,960 Nigger take me to the graveyard one night, bro. 463 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:53,960 I was to my son, you need some money for the school dance, don't it? 464 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:58,960 I say, it's a winter ball, bitch. 465 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,960 I can borrow some boots. 466 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,960 I'm trying to get your template. 467 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,960 No, you ain't getting my shit. 468 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,960 Man, yo smile off your ass. 469 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:18,960 This man take me over here with two of my cousins, two of his homeboys, and two of my other brothers. 470 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:22,960 Ah, shit, you take my cousin. 471 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:26,960 Anyway, bro, we get to this motherfucker, right? 472 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,960 He was like, huh, get the shovel, bitch. 473 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,960 I'm like, what the, who you calling a bitch, bitch? 474 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:34,960 So we throwing the shovel back and forth. 475 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:39,960 Like, my family know, like, at a young age, don't fucking play with me. 476 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:40,960 Like, don't play with me. 477 00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:41,960 I would literally slap the fuck at you. 478 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,960 Don't play with me. 479 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:46,960 This man, so we started digging, right? 480 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:47,960 So I hit something. 481 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,960 Boom, boom, boom, boom. 482 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,960 Got some, it's a treasure chest. 483 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,960 This nigga said a treasure chest. 484 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:57,960 His dumb ass. 485 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,960 That's the only thing you hear. 486 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:07,960 Man, when I turned back around, I looked and said, that bitch fresh. 487 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,960 Beautiful, lovely woman. 488 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:11,960 Just got put in the ground. 489 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,960 Not even a couple days ago. 490 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,960 Not even five days ago. 491 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,960 Not even five, not even, I'm talking about, not even five days prior to this incident. 492 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,960 That's what I meant. 493 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:31,960 Bruh, so we take the big ass jewelry, pearls, diamonds off of and everything. 494 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,960 You can't take that shit with you. 495 00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:36,960 I won't robbing the poor. 496 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,960 The Bible say you can't rob the poor, but I'm taking from the rich. 497 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,960 Fuck you. 498 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:42,960 This bitch can't take it no more. 499 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,960 She dead. 500 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:46,960 What she gonna do? 501 00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,960 Floss it to the other people in the graveyard? 502 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:53,960 I think she gonna inflict it to the rich. 503 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,960 Frick it to the rich. 504 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,960 But we go to the other grades. 505 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:03,960 We go to another grade site so we get ready to do some crazy shit. 506 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:07,960 But it's an old wooden box. 507 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,960 Man, we get in the box, man. 508 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,960 My cousin touching the man and everything. 509 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,960 Going under the man, but the man going down and on. 510 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,960 And he feel that there ain't no hand right there. 511 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,960 He say, ah, where the hand at? 512 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,960 So everybody stop and they panic. 513 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,960 Who stole the hand? 514 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:31,960 I said, who the fuck out here want to take a goddamn hand? 515 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,960 I said, it look like the bitch been cut off, man. 516 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,960 Y'all some dumb ass high schoolers. 517 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:38,960 Bitch, I'm in the seventh grade. 518 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,960 I know not to steal a hand. 519 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:42,960 What I supposed to do? 520 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:46,960 I'm a bitch and drag her to. 521 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,960 That's stupid. 522 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:54,960 So, man, police, the sheriff come up in there. 523 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:59,960 We see the light, but we don't see the light. 524 00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:06,960 Oh, my nigga, you must call for backup because he went ahead for a minute. 525 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:11,960 Man, I say about five minutes go by. 526 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:12,960 Y'all get out there. 527 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,960 The nigga in the house that steal just say, y'all get out the goddamn yard. 528 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,960 I told you, get the fuck out these people yard. 529 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:26,960 I say, yes, he said, who the fuck got a yard out here? 530 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,960 My brother to my, he so fucking stupid. 531 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,960 I say, how the fuck I'm stupid? 532 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:36,960 Where the fuck you see niggas got a porch in a yard? 533 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:38,960 I don't see no mailboxes. 534 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,960 Can't dad people get motherfucking mail? 535 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:44,960 He said, no, my partner, he's scared. 536 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:48,960 So the police say, come here, bring your ass here, boy. 537 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,960 I told you I was going to get you this time. 538 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,960 We all take off running. 539 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:58,960 How about these niggas throw me up in the motherfucking casket with the fresh dead body. 540 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:09,960 Oh, yeah, my nerves, my motherfucking nerves on 10, man, because I'm laying on top of it like I'm fabric missionary six, but her legs not up. 541 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:20,960 The weirdest thing I was thinking in my head before I got scared, scared was, would it be weird if my dick got hard? 542 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:25,960 I'm 13. I ain't give a fuck, bro. Oh, my God. 543 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:32,960 So, nigga, I feel, I don't give a fuck what y'all say. 544 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,960 I've been in this graveyard. 545 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,960 You ain't dead till you're dead, bro. 546 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,960 That last breath, you gone. 547 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,960 It feel like she did that. 548 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,960 That like that Woosah exhale. 549 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,960 Like she's. 550 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,960 And then I feel something going up my back. 551 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:57,960 I said, this bitch touching me. 552 00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:01,960 This bitch touching me. 553 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:06,960 Man, the police came and got my ass and snatched my ass about her. 554 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,960 I shit it all on myself, people. 555 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:22,960 So that man said, yeah, yeah, somebody smell like shit, been in some shit, doing some shit and shit it on. 556 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:27,960 I said, I take you to me, take me home. 557 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:35,960 Man, that man took me home and told my mom if he ever kiss me in that graveyard again, I would go into jail. 558 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:40,960 And I've been in that graveyard down over a thousand times, bro. 559 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,960 I wait till his shit changed. 560 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,960 I'm smart. 561 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:51,960 But yeah, it just, you know, right. 562 00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,960 Don't judge me on this shit because I don't do this. 563 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,960 Nobody I'm not with who do that. 564 00:51:55,960 --> 00:52:00,960 I'm not all the type of shit I just do crazy shit just to get money back in my day. 565 00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:02,960 We all did crazy shit. 566 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,960 But at the same time. 567 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,960 I'm King Josh. 568 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:08,960 I'm Queen E. 569 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,960 This is all in. 570 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:12,960 All family. 571 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:26,960 And we have this bitch.