Welcome, welcome back y'all to All In All Family starring King Josh and what's up Queen
E?
What's up King Josh?
Man, you know me, chilling like a hot pocket in the microwave waiting to get big baby.
Yeah, man but you know tonight's episode we gonna do, we gonna make it about relationship.
This is relationship Monday but we gonna make it about everything, relationships period.
We gonna go from stories to experiences to fiddleness to everything that you don't want
and how to have your relationship and the person that you with.
We'll just put it like that.
So sit back, grab your glass of wine, grab your little glass of whatever the hell you
drinking.
I'm drinking water tonight, I'm trying tea.
But y'all sit back, you relax and let's kick into another episode of All In All Family.
What's good?
Man, happy Monday.
I hope your Monday started off right this week.
I hope everything that you wanted to improve this week really, really went there for you.
Queen E, how was your Monday man?
You say alright.
Real peaceful.
Real peaceful?
Yeah, real peaceful.
That's what's up man, that's what's up.
Man, you know, I ain't gonna lie, I kinda relax.
I kinda relax today.
I got a lot of business here.
I got to watch like two, three movies.
Man, I wanted to watch movies but I had to sit here, I ain't gonna lie, I was on business
today.
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For making this podcast possible.
If it wasn't for y'all, we wouldn't be here.
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So check this out though, we finna get into it.
Relationships, you know, relationships, it can make you a bird, it can kill you, or
we, however you wanna take it, it can do it.
Relationships like a rollercoaster.
When you start off in the beginning of a relationship, everything goes.
You get to the peak of the relationship, and you see the top, everything starts going
downhill at some point.
Nah, I don't say that.
I say, I look at it like this.
The relationship is gonna make it break you in the beginning.
Because yo, first, because the first five years of a relationship, I have to say this.
Year one is the most, it's the best year, it's the best year of a motherfucker.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, y'all loving each other, y'all happy, everything.
Year two, you got some arguments, you know.
Y'all starting to, you starting to see, you know what I'm saying?
You starting to see little shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Year three, shit, y'all finna touch the boundaries.
It's mainly a relationship about trial and tribulation and how much work and will it,
I think.
I say that too.
I say, if you can't whip Stan, like they used to tell you, if you can't Stan the heat,
stay the fuck out the kitchen.
And you know, if you was at Big Mama House, or your grandmama house on a fucking Sunday,
and she was cooking, and she didn't have no AC up in there, but one AC unit and three,
four fans in that house, you know, when she cooked, it felt like you was in hell.
But it was worth the wait though.
Yeah, sit on that couch with that plastic on it.
You gonna see how hot you is.
Yeah, it's gonna sit here and fog that whole motherfucker up.
But it's crazy though, because I look at this.
The relationships that granddaddy and grandmama had, they want some relationships back then.
Like, that ass for real.
Like, relationships back then was, all right, let's take this shit from the top.
You meet, y'all go on dates, you wine and dine on, you gotta show her the gentleman.
You can't show her about the money.
You can't show her about the cars, the jewelry, none of that shit.
You have to show her the gentleman that's in you.
Right or wrong, Queen E?
Yeah, you right.
But once that gentleman stage fades, it like fades away.
At some point, when is it gonna hit that eventually?
Like, for example, you going through the honeymoon stage with your old snicka,
by the end of that honeymoon stage, somebody has to come,
it's gotta be some type of agreement, some type of understanding between those.
Yeah, but I look at it like this as well.
It's better to twist out the kinks than send, you know, it's better, yeah, like this, a pair of pants.
It's better to iron them pair of pants than try to keep throwing them motherfuckers back in the washer to get the wrinkles out.
That means you have to literally take your time, patience, to iron your pants.
If you don't have patience, everything will fail, everything.
I'm not bullshitting, everything gonna fail.
Patience and understanding and communication are the main three things.
Communication is your second biggest factor.
Your second biggest factor in communication, if you, it's about seeing it is,
like your woman is seeing it and asking you, you all right, you all right, but a woman, you gotta look at it.
She could, she, it's a million, billion things running through her head every hour on an hour.
She out thinking you twice in six hours than what you think in fucking two hours.
That's where the saying goes, one step man, one giant step, one man.
Nah, hell nah. You say that, that's your turn.
My time is different. My time is, you better get your ass up.
Because at the end of the day, you gotta realize, like, a lot of people in the world, they want control.
You can't have, like, a man, okay, boom, a man, you gotta know your control limit.
You can't just be that man, I don't wanna handle that, you ain't going to no motherfucking club.
Go to club every weekend with Keisha. Keisha just out here shaking ass every fucking weekend.
She ain't got no goddamn man. And then guess what? At the end of the day, you ain't got no woman.
You ain't got no woman.
Because a woman cannot be controlled by any certain person.
Let's be for real, if a woman controlled you, how would you feel?
Because you had to think 50-50, just like a woman had to think 50-50.
You have to put yourself in the mindset of that person.
We'll see, one thing about a woman, I can say this, a woman gonna text your ass a thousand times while you out.
Because she got that nurturing, that nurturing about her, she wondering, she worrying.
It ain't about what she, nah, it's just like your mama when you go outside, she worrying everything.
Because she hear gunshots, she running to the door, right around.
So a woman nurturing is natural, that's from birth.
So of course she'll blow your ass up 30 times.
A nigga, man, I'm gonna tell you something, the most thing you can ever do to a nigga is give him a whole house to himself.
Real talk, a whole house, no kids, a video game, and some lotion, and his phone.
Those are the rest of his ass.
Wrong.
Why you say that?
You'd rather for a nigga to beat his dick than go out there and cheat.
Yeah, I understand, but you understand, most niggas ain't like it.
Most niggas gotta understand, I'm gonna tell you something.
Soon as they feel that they good and they left the house for the weekend, let's say she went on a girls trip.
Oh, she gone for the weekend?
Kids gone to their grandparents' or friends' house for the weekend.
You got the whole house to yourself for the weekend.
Of course a nigga gonna be thinking, oh yeah, this a free pass.
If you gone for the weekend, I'm gonna tell you something, this how my granddaddy and grandma say they made it work.
When my granddaddy went from Haiti to Mississippi to come see us, my granddaddy saying that bitch.
This how my family crazy, y'all just don't know.
Y'all think like, yeah.
When my granddaddy said, bitch, whatever you do this weekend, you better have fucking fun, hoe.
When I come back Tuesday, guess what your ass finna do?
You finna be right back with coming my wife again.
And go my grandmama gonna tell him, well, you guess what, you hoe?
Grandma be looking like, what the fuck?
Guess what, you hoe?
She tell my granddaddy, what, guess what, you hoe?
What the fuck you want?
Whatever you do in Mississippi, bitch, you better enjoy it.
Because your damn sure ain't getting nothing when you get back home.
We ain't fucked in 10 years.
You have to, I'm gonna tell you something, everybody, see people don't know.
Compromising, like, I'm gonna tell you something.
If I knew that I had, I know a rush finna come over me where I know I feel like I just need to go out there and explore to see if that is the right thing for me before I make that decision.
I'm gonna tell a person like, hey man, I need time to myself right now.
I still wanna be in this, but I just wanna go out here and explore.
I want you to go out here and explore.
I wanna see if your heart truly mine.
I'm gonna, like, I'm gonna put you through a test.
Because everything in the life is a test period.
If you can go out here and go through a test and not fall in love with the next nigga.
Oh shit, look, I'm with you.
Ain't nothing finna sit here and stop me from talking to you.
We can, bruh, I know a couple right now.
Y'all, real talk.
Hold on, you know what time it is.
Caught us in the moment.
Ah, I feel like some paper bags in this bitch.
Thought it was some Lil' Weez that.
Oh, my bad. Sorry, America. I smoked.
What'd he say?
Okay, sky blue.
Calm and relaxation.
So, anytime you need to calm down, you wanna sit, bruh, get you anything that's dealing with the color blue.
But you get you that sky blue, you become one with peace.
And just to inform y'all, every time they buzzes go off, this segment is about relationships.
And every time it buzzes go off, we read a color thing and what that color means.
Basically, relationship tips.
Back to the conversation.
But, you know, like real talk.
Like, that's just how, like, I did real life shit in America.
I did real life shit overseas with my other, with my people family.
So, I look at it like, bruh, if you can't be real with yourself in life.
You can't be real with nobody.
Nobody.
If you gonna sit here and get mad cause she went out here doing something.
But you been out here doing something.
Alright.
He been out there doing something.
But you know, you, she been fucking up the whole time.
You cannot get upset, bruh.
You have to accept the fact.
But I'm finna tell you something.
And this what people don't understand.
Love comes over any fucking thing, bruh.
Okay.
Just by you saying that, question that I have been seeing all over my social media.
Can a man take or accept the same hurt he gave to a woman?
I'm finna tell you something.
If a man grew up without a dad, and it's just real sex.
He don't know how to separate his emotions from the feminine emotion.
Okay.
See.
Let me say this.
No, hold on.
Let me break it down right quick.
So everybody can get this better understanding.
But the feminine emotion you need because it got strength.
It got testosterone.
It got, it means something.
Like dead ass for real.
Like you can learn.
But when you, when you sit here and you raised, yo mama raised you.
Yo, you been, you raised by sisters like I was.
I had to, see, I had to get out this shit at the age of 12.
Because I realized like that's too much feminine energy.
Bruh.
And this real talk.
I was in middle school when I forgot my heart broke.
I was loving the shit out this girl since third grade.
Frosty Flakeshares motherfucker.
I was in the morning for breakfast times at school.
I was a fool.
You think I'm bullshitting?
I asked my mama, can she, I saved up $70 to buy this girl a sterile and silver necklace
and ankle bracelet.
Her name was Shawn.
I'm God.
Her name was Shawn.
She was from Louisiana.
She moved down, she moved to Jackson in 96.
So we started talking in third grade.
So she, boom, boom, she took me to get to sixth grade.
I haul ass now.
I'm going to Piper Middle School in Florida.
Oh, this motherfucker, I come back, this nigga, this bitch been fucking.
This bitch got 12.
This bitch ain't dealing with no middle school niggas no more.
She in high school.
So I come back.
Soon she see me, hey, hey.
Everybody laughing because she's like, she kissing on me.
And I go up there, they say, what's up?
They say, what's up?
Why everybody laughing?
Boy, she gonna suck more dick out here than, I say, Lord Jesus.
Y'all in temp, man.
I went up in there and tried to bleach my skin, y'all.
My mama cussed my ass out.
I used the whole thing, Clorox in the tube.
When I got out that tube, I smelled like bleach for three days.
Everything got eight smell, touches was bleach.
It's like somebody just dipped bleach in.
But that shit hurted me.
So, you know, when you, boom, I told you, when you get hurt at a young age, it's fuck you up.
So now you don't want to open your heart up.
See, people don't understand.
You fall in love young.
It's meant for you to fall in love young.
Because they say when a daughter is born, her first love is always a father.
And just like they say, by a mother, her son, her love for her son will carry out through the land.
You know?
But wait, I'm going to tell you something.
And this is real talk.
My daddy was a rolling stone wherever he laid his vodka was his home.
I couldn't dare y'all think I'm bullshitting.
My daddy fucked down to every teacher I had up at high school till I dropped out and went to the job court.
And damn, they're about to fuck my job court instructor.
He come visit.
Every time, he said, who that tall chocolate man is?
Man, here come my goddamn dad.
Like y'all can't resist this ugly ass nigga.
The fuck?
What the fuck y'all want with nigga who upstead curls in the head?
The 80s over with, bitch.
Sound like you hate.
I was hating hard.
Because my teacher, Miss Jones, had a big old booty.
Miss Jones, I went to middle school.
I'll never forget that one.
My dad came up and now my dad, I was with snakeskin, boogey da be buck.
But he had a, he had that demeanor.
Like I ain't fucking with you, don't fucking with me.
If your old lady sit here and look at me, she come home with me.
And that's how that demeanor was.
Wherever he touch, he got.
And I was like, what the fuck?
So he go up there talk to Miss Jones.
I started hating on him right then and there.
Miss Jones laughing.
I said, you dirty bitch.
Y'all think I'm playing?
I was 30.
Told y'all just came back from Piper Middle School.
Miss Jones was the thickest math teacher I ever fucking had.
When Miss Jones stood up, man, her like different.
She couldn't walk straight through no door.
Miss Jones had to twist a little bit.
That's how her hips and her ass that big.
She was thick with no stomach.
I said, this nigga, man, this nigga, he hit her with that line.
Call me anytime he mess up.
She said, okay, I ain't got your number on the contact.
He wrote his number down.
My partner said, he finna fuck the shit out of Miss Jones.
Your daddy finna get it.
I said, boy, fuck you.
And told him, man, I don't got, went out the door and told my dad, hey, man, it fucked up.
Yell it down the hardware of the school.
My dad look back and said, who you talking to?
I said, nobody.
And went back in the clarion.
Miss Jones just laughed and said, damn, that's the man that gonna put you in check?
I said, I ain't scared of that nigga.
Trying to be a thug.
You know, back then you was trying to be a thug.
Man, we get home, bro.
My daddy gone.
I ain't see him two weeks straight.
Now he come home, bro.
You been on Miss Jones' house?
No, I ain't.
I been over your motherfucking science teacher house.
I say, Miss Thomas?
Oh, bitch, I'm finna kill you.
I ain't gonna lie, cause science was my fucked up subject, bro.
Like, real talk.
I can't do science for shit.
I can blow some shit up, though.
I'm chemically approved, man.
Like, nigga, dissecting shit and putting some chemicals together.
Come holly me.
But I'm not finna do that shit just to be doing those shit, man.
You go to jail for that.
That's called terrorist attack.
Say it again.
Terrorist attack.
People don't understand it.
They just love, though.
They just like, hey, it makes you block your heart from people.
So I'm saying, back to the question, though.
Can a man accept the same hurt he's given to a woman?
For example, a man go out there and cheat on his girl.
She distraught.
She upset.
Let's turn this around.
She go out there and she do the same thing.
He done went to the bathroom.
That's why I'm finna break it down.
This way, that's why.
This now, I'm finna answer your question now.
Right now.
You can stop right there.
I'm finna answer your question for all men, all women out there.
If a man can't take the hurt, can't take the pain, that's a little boy, man.
That is not no man.
Look, that's not answer.
No.
I'm finna tell you something.
If a man can't...
Yes and no answer.
I'm finna...
You can't...
I can't say that because I know I done seen good men still stick with they woman after
they cheated.
You know what I'm saying?
So, only thing I can say is, this is like a 60-40 thing.
60-40 fuck niggas.
40% real niggas on some real shit.
Because a lot of niggas can't take it.
They're gonna beat they bitch up.
Think about it.
If you cheat, like I tell y'all, y'all know I'm not racist on this show and I love y'all
for what I'm finna give her to say.
Because my...
I'm finna tell you something.
My white people are the most funny people to be fucking around.
Especially when you come down here to motherfucking Mississippi.
You hear me?
But check this out.
If you cheat on Bill, Bill gonna go to work and kill everybody and come home and knock
Susan ass right the fuck off.
You cheat on Luanda.
Luanda gonna burn everything you own.
She gonna burn everything you own.
Get you everything you own.
It's like a way to exhale money.
Get you fired from your job.
Yeah.
Get you took it on...
She basically...
For no reason y'all ain't got clades together.
She basically...
No, no, no.
That's Luanda the first.
Luanda the second done grew up.
Luanda the second say, I'm finna be quiet.
I ain't finna say shit.
I ain't finna say nothing.
I'm mad at everything that I know.
Because when Luanda get her motherfucking chance, Bobby finna go up in there and Bobby finna...
Bobby finna down there, he finna go kill Luanda.
He finna go kill the niggas she fuck with.
He finna go kill the kids.
Like the black man, he finna...
The black man, that's in his head how he killed everybody.
But that nigga is heartbroken.
He is on the floor.
He asking questions.
How he hit that pussy?
He ain't hit it like me.
Who?
Then he ask the dumbest...
We ask the dumbest fuckers.
His dick was bigger than mine, huh bitch?
Huh bitch?
What you mean it didn't fit?
She sitting here...
I fit.
Some shit like that, man.
You gonna fucking die inside, bro.
Like, that for real.
I can tell you just like this.
And I'm...
My grandma say this shit to this day.
Look dick energy, can't get what big dick energy get.
That for real.
Because I ain't never made a song called look dick energy.
If you can't...
If you know you ain't...
You can't put it like that.
If you ain't know you ain't got the energy to do this shit.
And she always telling you, I be right back, I be right back, I be right back.
She going to meet that nigga around the corner.
That nigga around there banging her motherfucking brains out.
He doing it the way she wants to be done.
Want to be done to.
But like I say, some women, especially in sex, they got their own little repertoire of how
they want to be done to.
But you got...
I look at this.
The older you get, the lack of sex, the lack of...
It ain't the lack of sex.
The older you get, you want to spread your motherfucking energy.
I'm going to tell you something.
I really don't know how to do this shit.
I'm going to tell you something.
In my 20s, I realized this shit until I got to 28, y'all.
Like real talk.
My body said, go lay your head down.
Usually I can get up and leave a motherfucking woman high.
You know what I'm saying?
Go back home, chill, momma and shit.
Man, when I got to 28, bro, real motherfucking talk.
My body said, I said, I ain't never did this shit.
My body said, lay down 15 minutes.
I woke up, it was six o'clock in the morning, I had to be at work too.
I said, God damn, I'm supposed to night at this bitch's house.
Then the road shit's on top of the dashboard.
I'm on top of the headboard.
I said, you better get up, play her husband on the way home.
I said, appreciate the player for looking at me.
I gave him a little blend and holla at him.
Nice ass little roach.
Shit.
He's been there for 12 years.
I said, shit, she's been trying, she's been killing everybody in my family except me.
I said, shit, keep it on, play her, and I walked out the door.
But that's just me.
Like, it's different type of women that you have to, like, it's different type of women
that you can build in a relationship.
Some that's the ones that been broken don't know nothing about the good because that's
the point that she been broken from the time she started in relationships.
She don't know no good.
So when good come around, it feel like good feel too good.
Good doing everything.
Everything that the bad was doing.
Good is good.
Bad is bad.
The good is the ones that just the ones that asking you is you are hiding it every day.
Putting a smile on your face every day.
Knowing, shit, he mentally beat down, mentally worn down, but his vibration and his energy
so high that he breaks your energy to say, hey, it's a difference when you sit down and
you know you got love for somebody.
You know what I'm saying?
It's different when you know, like, hey, I'm used to doing all this bullshit.
I'm used to thinking all type of crazy ways.
But you don't even have those type of thoughts with that person.
You feel so comfortable that you kind of step out your mojo.
Your family don't even see this side of you.
How the fuck you get him like that?
I thought he always been like, hell, no, that's the devil, child.
You always going, it's always a fucking auntie, a motherfucking old person next to you saying
some dumb ass shit like that.
For what?
But this the question I got for women.
If you been broken and a nigga is fixing you, but your past still holds you back from being
great.
So you let your past interfere with shit and let it come up to hunt you, but you shouldn't
let it hunt you because you got somebody that's good.
But the question is though, how can you break that curse?
A female have to break that curse, bro.
You gonna have to break that fucking curse because if you don't, you can hurt a person
just by thinking, hey, he the same motherfucker.
You got some men out here that truly believe in love, bro.
You got some women out here that truly believe in love.
You got some people that are out here that think, hey, you got some people that's brought
together by sex, by love and they just been together for years.
Shit, I'm gonna tell you something.
Love comes in many different ways, forms, and that's what people don't understand.
If you can fall in love on the first day, shit, that's love at first sight, all right
then.
So if you fuck on the first day, it ain't, it's different.
No, cause you not, it ain't no one night stand.
Cause after sex.
In my book, that's the one night stand.
Yeah, and your stand, but in some people's stand, that's that sex that they ain't never
had before.
So now, if the sex is like this, they gotta know they human being that's giving out their
sex.
So she invite you again over to this time y'all chilling, y'all watching movies before
y'all doing anything.
She cook you a meal cause she trying to get to know you.
She trying to know your vibe now.
Bro, I'm gonna tell you something.
And people, and you can look this shit up.
See, this how I know like you have to do your research.
Bro, it's a spot where you can hit a woman love button, bro, inside it.
You don't understand it.
It's a button in there.
I know it.
I know it from my daddy personally.
Y'all leave women at his fucking friend.
Mama, my mama didn't say shit.
My mama just said, I was the only one that married to him.
My mama said, who won?
I said, shit, man, we did a fucking high five up in that bitch and said this shit out loud
and said, you the, you the player.
You won boss, boss man.
You heard me.
But my daddy had motherfucking women for days at this family, bro.
Wiping mamas, side bitches, bitches that he, bitches that flew out of Haiti to come see
this nigga did and couldn't even see this nigga because the casket was closed.
You hear me?
That's a damn shame.
But guess what?
Motherfuckers, one woman crying, I was like, I hate that bastard.
But it was just something about him.
I just loved him.
And I was like, my mama said, my mama got home that night.
She told me some shit like, I always love your dad.
But he was just a ho.
I said, shit, at least you said the right thing.
Shit, everybody else can figure out what the fuck he was.
He was a ho.
Like, I ain't, like shit, my god mama, Jennifer.
Shit, my cousin, he ain't know my daddy.
Like, he ain't know nothing about my daddy.
And tell me, everybody tell you like, Josh, nigga, I was being born, nigga.
My daddy got the nurse number.
And when he fucked in the next room, later on that night, while I'm up in that bitch
trying to toss and turn that mama on, that nigga told me that shit.
I wanted to slap the shit out of him, bro.
But I had to think about it, nigga, too tall.
I ain't number god damn 88 pounds.
Nigga gonna sling me out the door, man.
I ain't got time for this shit.
Go get some novocaine and numb his ass up and whoop the shit out of him with that motherfucker.
With that motherfucking remote.
But I love the shit out of my daddy.
I wanted to be like my daddy in ways, like dressing, personality.
You know, my daddy was a sharp dresser.
My daddy had his own style.
And that's what I wanted.
So I created my own style.
I've been my own person like my daddy.
And before my daddy died, before the last time I seen my daddy, it was like three months
before he died, it was like, I knew I got two boys that ears me.
They can break my curse.
This generational curse.
And I looked at that nigga, he must be drunk off that motherfucker.
He's got a bunch of ass burning niggas.
He looked at me and told me, nah, and slapped me in the back of the head.
I said, bruh, you know, I'm 21, I mean, I'm 16 now.
I got a little mustache, hair on my dick.
Nigga don't put your hat on.
That nigga lifted me up by one leg and whooped my ass, bruh.
I ain't, I ain't, I ain't.
Punched his ass in the nuts.
Get me, put me down.
They chased me out the house.
Run butt niggas down the street.
They're about to drive, what you running for?
That nigga trying to kill me.
I was butt naked, y'all.
Y'all don't understand.
That nigga screwed me up.
You know, I had, you know, them pants that you rip off, I had some Adidas ones.
So they ripped off when he tried to grab me.
I was gone.
I didn't have no drawers on.
And I was gone, y'all.
Y'all don't understand.
I was gone in just two socks and a muscle show, dick swinging everywhere.
I cried laughing though because it was funny.
It made my daddy get back to the house.
It was funny because my daddy say, boy, you, boy, I ain't never, I ain't never wanted to
say that, but boy, you run, you run faster than any crack head in these streets.
I said, this nigga just called me a crack head.
But love, that's just love.
I said, I'm not gonna get back to that relationship.
We got off topic, my bad.
Let's get back to it.
So to answer my question, I take it as an answer.
To answer your question, coming from somebody who broke, it's tough.
No, you don't understand.
I said coming from me.
Can I tell me?
Good.
Coming from a one that's broke, it's tough.
It's tough on me for certain reasons.
I love hard because that's who I am.
So yeah, it would be rough for me to just let that part of me or part of that life go.
But eventually it would be worn off and gone on.
Yeah, I'll tell you something.
The biggest mistakes of people's lives is walking around with it, carrying a baggage
that they know that their baggage is supposed to be in drop.
Everything in fucking life is for a reason.
And people don't understand this.
Everything you go through is for a fucking reason.
I wasn't broken mentally.
I was broken physically because of the prison.
And people don't understand.
I fucked up, but I didn't care because my marriage was going down to hell, bro.
It was already gone.
I had too many people in my marriage.
I had too many people telling me this and telling me that.
And I'm listening to folks and folks, you know, when you listen to folks,
people speaking bad shit on your marriage, of course, all the negative shit
going to riled up and come around.
And what they speak on is what's going to happen.
So shit, once I got put out of my house, shit, that ain't my house.
I ain't got no clothes, there's no nothing.
Shit, shit, shit at work.
I go drive my little boy out to the motherfucking, to my mama.
I got a freak on the way.
Do you hear me?
I'm single.
You made it official that we not getting back together.
But then come around Valentine's Day 20, 20.
You want to try to work shit out afterwards.
But then you seen a video on my phone of the girl setting me up.
So, boom, a lot of shit come out then.
All right, cool.
But just like I said, how did I cheat and we not together?
You said it's no more.
And as a Sagittarius, y'all, once you tell me something,
what the fuck you think I'm going to do?
I'm going to take it to the head because I got to, I'm going to hurt
because I want to go and get a hurt over with.
I want to hurt for a day.
Listen to my little song.
Think about the memory and go.
The only thing about a man is about leaving a relationship is who
hitting that ass next.
That's the only thing about it.
Is he hitting it better than me?
Hell no.
That's why I try to go back to the exes and baby mamas and shit,
trying to see, see, see.
That nigga, nah, hell no.
If you did, I'm for tea and it's just real talk.
If you know this for white, black, Asian, Missions, Haitians,
Jamaicans, Hawaiians, everybody in every mill,
there's a different color in this fucking world.
If you know you put the dick down like you, Mr. Hello.
Man, nah, hell nah.
Nigga, I got to the point where you can have my first baby mama.
Nigga, they were calling me Jody.
I was baby boy.
I was getting up doing my dance on every female and,
but every people don't understand like one thing about me.
I don't look back into the past.
I can't do it because I always look at this shit like,
if we break up,
then I ain't gonna never be the same when we try to do it again.
I don't want to waste my time because everybody don't want to have to
waste their time.
A lot of people don't understand.
If you got somebody good,
well, I appreciate them because everybody ain't like Jesus Christ.
Everybody got their flow.
It's going to, you walking with your nigga and he can't help it.
He been turning his head the whole, his whole life.
Just looking at ass.
God damn that woman got a fat ass.
Look, bro, my mama told you,
I got a habit of turning my head when I see a fat ass.
I don't think you can say it.
Damn, she do got a fat ass.
At least try to compromise, don't compromise with me,
but at least try to work on it with me.
I'm not telling you,
I tell that bitch to come in the bedroom,
just look and say,
damn that bitch got a fat ass.
You see a motherfucker, that's just like,
I'm not finna say it on, I'm not finna,
like if you see a nigga dick swang,
I'm not finna say no gay shit now.
You got me fucked up.
Cause I know a couple years ago, my sister in law asked a question
at a New Year's party about females.
It was like, it was just a group of us or whatever.
It was some dudes out there too,
but we had to hear their comments about it.
She asked a question like, when we be out,
do we look at dick print and why?
Every woman gonna look at a dick print.
She gonna look at your dick print,
she gonna look at your shoes,
and she gonna look at the top of your head.
That's the main three sources.
If you can't effort, bro, the top,
the top of your head, the top of your head
starts from your chin, I don't know.
Okay, from your chin, I don't know.
A woman is gonna look at that.
Some women ain't stunned about no goddamn teeth.
I know a nigga been born without no goddamn teeth.
I went to school with him.
I don't got, I call him numby.
He always tell me, every time he get high,
he tell me, my mouth numb.
Bitch, you ain't got no teeth.
It's cold.
You been smoking in the cold.
Nigga, I know them gums finna hurt tonight.
I call them numbs.
They're for everybody know, like when he see me.
What I got?
Boy, what I can go?
God, come on.
The nigga 26 years old.
Sound like he's 73.
But shit, I say, ooh boy,
when you go down on a female,
she love you down there, boy.
She be, boy know you ugly as shit.
She, boy, you get the finest bitch, boy.
Like that ass for real.
Love come in different shapes, forms, and sizes, bro.
It's not about how you look.
It's not about what you got.
I ain't gonna lie.
Looks do factor in.
You not finna be with nobody,
but that ugly.
Somebody that look like a cricket.
I don't got, they got the head of a cricket.
Eye balls is just poking out there.
Eye balls look like fish eye balls.
You ain't finna be with nobody like that.
I'm not even finna talk to a female.
I'm like Kevin Hart.
She ain't got no fucking shoulder.
I'm not finna talk to her.
Man, y'all think I'm bullshitting.
Y'all really think I'm bullshitting.
I'm not.
I got a store.
That's my phone.
I got a store.
I told you, I had a little thing for a handicap
when I'm back in the day.
Talked to this girl with a big leg.
Fucking the shit out of her too.
Y'all gotta understand.
Boy, when I snatched that leg off.
Ooh, it scared the shit out of me.
I thought I took that big leg.
Running out the door with it.
I'm still scared.
Still in my hand.
I don't think she said,
can you drop my leg, please?
I say, my partner come out the house.
He see me come out the house with my box.
That nigga say, why you running?
I say, this bitch ain't got no legs.
And she was like, how?
I was like, bro, I was fucking her.
And I ain't get, that why I be kind of scared of missionaries.
I'm kind of traumatized cause of this shit.
Cause I was fucking the shit out of this woman, missionaries.
And I snatched both of her fucking legs off.
Them legs that they give you from the doctor.
The orthopedic legs.
Prostatic legs.
I don't give a fuck.
But when I did that, if y'all would have seen the fucking,
on my fucking face.
Like I done sit here and murdered somebody.
That I, yeah, no offense.
I love y'all white people.
And she was a white girl.
And she was like a white, she was like Vietnamese white.
And some shit.
She was on the coast.
It was on the coast.
Man, this shit scared the daylight side of me, bro.
She was bad, but she had no legs.
And I don't think, and then my,
and then I don't think my partner come around the next day,
tell her some shit.
I would have still been fucking her.
I said, man, that bitch hide out the bed.
She was down on my waist.
I don't think she could do a finish sucking my dick.
I say, I was gonna still gonna get scared.
How?
She ain't got no legs.
She on her nubs.
I say, how the fuck she supposed to bend on?
I ain't gonna hit the doggie style.
She just got to lay over, just bend over the bed.
Like she dead.
And I was like, man, no.
It's kind of like how I feel about midges.
I'm sorry if I'm saying it wrong.
I love midges.
Midges, I'm gonna tell you something.
I'm traumatized.
I'm gonna tell you something.
I'm not even gonna call y'all midges because I love y'all.
Little people.
And I ain't even fucking little people.
Y'all are fucking regular people, bro.
Y'all are fucking regular people.
I don't give a fuck.
Y'all regular people.
But I'm finna tell you something, don't walk up on me and grab my back of my pan league.
Because I'm gonna kick this shit at you.
I did the girl like that at gym heel.
I wasn't trying to, but she grabbed my pan league like, hey, can you get this for me?
I'm like, I turned around like, who the fuck is that?
I looked down, I said, oh shit.
And she looked at me tomorrow, but she was a dick ass mid.
I hit a midge too.
I fucked a midge before.
I had a thing.
You even fucked someone.
Everything.
I had, yeah.
But self animal.
You had a fun ass growing up.
Bruh, like that for real.
I'm finna get into this.
Okay, now we finna be in the last 15 minutes of this relationship topic.
So now I'm finna get into the sexual part of the relationships.
Bruh, I'm finna tell you something.
Back then, my first time having sex was with a 36 year old.
With a 26, 28, no, 28 year old woman.
And it was like some 50 type of girl shit.
She really showed me some shit.
Like, I had to teach my dad some shit.
That's how much she showed me.
I lied to her.
I'm 21, 16 years old.
Been a busser.
Nah, what they were?
14.
I had a little hair on my, you know.
I could get away with it.
I had a little hair on my chin so I could get away with it.
Until she asked me what my ID was this morning.
Like, shit, what is our ID?
Bitch, I ain't even free yet.
I ain't even a citizen.
The fuck?
She looked for real though.
Like, that shit right there?
Weird.
But it was freaky.
But it was fun.
Bruh, I'm finna tell you something.
My worst fear is a woman tying me up and leaving me somewhere.
Nicky.
And somebody finding me.
And I gotta explain myself.
That, hold on.
That's every man fucking worst fucking fear in this world.
Fuck.
Is that fucking every man fucking worst fucking fear in this fucking world, bruh?
I don't think that's just every man.
I think it's everybody.
Nah.
Your worst fear, a man's worst fear?
A woman.
A woman can sit here and be like, aw, you been doing some kinky shit.
Aw man.
Aw, she must've robbed you.
No.
Cause I'm fucking with this one, two things can happen if a woman ties you up.
A woman ties you up.
It's a waiting to exhale moment coming.
She finna beat the bricks off your head.
Or she finna set you up.
Or she finna go beat herself up, untie you.
And then by the time you put on your uniform.
on your pants police knocking on door.
That always happen.
You watch too many movies.
That always happen.
Hey hey.
You watch too many movies.
Shit, y'all watch, shit women watch lifetime more than, I'll tell you something.
If you know, if you, if your woman watch lifetime every fucking day, you living in a fucking
house with a fucking serial killer.
I'm not lying.
If you sit here and watch Mary kill Mary kill Bethany kill Susan kill, she just knocking
bitches off.
And every dude, every time a lifetime is over a nigga.
You hear me?
Every fucking movie on lifetime is always over a nigga.
I'm not lying to you.
Yeah, you sound right.
But.
Ding, ding, ding.
Relationship moment.
Green means money and wealth.
You heard it.
Money and wealth.
Green is they say love, the love for money is a root to all evil.
But money is green.
Your green chakra, your heart is green.
Your heart is green on the inside.
It's not blue.
It's green.
And I say green for wealth also because your health is your wealth.
Yeah.
Because if you don't eat right, if you don't eat fruits, your motherfucking veggies as grown
folks, we don't like to eat risk.
Like we like to go out here and eat McDonald's, Crystal's, White Castle.
And for one, I would never eat Crystal's or White Castle because you boy, I'm gonna tell
you something.
If you in the bed, if you in the bed, you finish it.
You finish it.
Your life hack.
But White Castle, Crystal's, Taco Bell, Taco Bell and McDonald's for me.
All three of those.
For all of them.
Especially McDonald's.
Give me the rhyme.
I'm gonna tell you something.
McDonald's used to be real back in the day.
But now, 30 minutes later, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Like I done drunk two cases of milk.
And the crazy thing about it is people don't even understand this shit.
Include your love in everything you do.
No matter what it is.
Include them.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck what they say.
I don't give a fuck how they feel.
Include them.
Because if you don't include them, if you don't ask.
You ain't gonna hear the end of it.
Motherfucker got every solution poppin'.
I'm just gonna tell you something.
A woman got every solution poppin' up in her head, bruh.
Especially us niggas.
Us niggas don't...
Us niggas will hit the streets without niggas all fuckin' day.
And that's the crazy thing.
The crazy thing is, this nigga woman is more crooked.
Your homeboy woman is more crooked than your girl is.
He know him supposed to be outside past 10 o'clock.
930. 9 o'clock.
His feet better touch that door.
10 o'clock.
They say, legs started opening.
Yeah, I said started opening.
11 o'clock.
Legs open.
Why the fuck open?
Okay, picking the legs back on the relationship.
What's the freakiest thing you did in the relationship?
Man, I ain't gonna fuckin' lie.
I thought we was...
I really thought we were gonna get copped that night.
Fuckin' on I-20.
On I-20.
In the middle of I-20.
Dead for real.
No cars, no nothin' that night.
Dead for real.
They're goin' hard out there.
I said, bruh, it was one cop passed us that had some blue light shit shit out of me.
I hate guys that got blue headlight.
Man, I thought that was the police.
Nigga, my dick wouldn't go down for nothin'.
I'm still...
I'm pumpin', but I say I gotta get this leg in there before I go to jail.
This decent exposure.
She talkin' about some, boy, you stupid.
I say, I'm not playin'.
I'm tryin'...
I say, ugh, I got it.
Bitch gettin' the college go.
I say, we a finna, when we get home, we get to your house.
I say, we ain't even makin' it in our house.
We start fuckin'...
We fuck right there in the parking lot of her house down there all night.
Smokin' blunts, tag.
She goin' there, check on the kids, washin' back up, takin' a shower.
Come back outside.
We go goin' right back in there till she tell me the kid go to school.
Cause I'm respectab...
I'm real respectable.
I'm not finna sit here.
Like real tall.
I'm not finna sit here.
I'm not...
You got me fucked up.
If your kids up and you know Lil' Jewman bad as fuck, what the fuck you think Lil' Jewman
gonna do?
Bruh, you got some women that's respectable.
Don't want niggas in their house with that kid.
I respect it.
Don't bring me in your house and you...
Women that bring you in their house know that kid bad as fuck, bruh.
Real tall.
I ain't sayin' it like that.
We just sayin' like, women that bring you in their house, kids are bad as fuck.
I respect it.
Women that bring you in their house, kids are bad as fuck.
I'ma just be honest with you.
Certain women, nah, you can tell.
They just...
It's something about them that you just wanna figure out.
You just wanna go up in there and start fuckin' with them.
Other ones, man...
Man, that bitch name.
Kiesha.
Kiesha sound like she got about six kids.
Three into four baby daddies.
Three possibles.
Man, you get over Kiesha out, Kiesha goddamn stay...
Kiesha stay in the motherfuckin' project.
And you lookin' like, what the fuck?
This niggas everywhere on her motherfuckin'...
This niggas everywhere in her apartment building.
I'm talkin' about...
They all upstairs, you know.
I'm talking about...
They all upstairs, you wonder.
Like, what the fuck they got going on here?
You grab your pistol and everything.
Shit.
Her little boy been running up and down the stairs all night.
They been saying, little Jew man, get up in the house.
Jew man, get your ass in the house.
Hey, bro, who you here for?
Shit, Ty Kiesha.
Oh yeah, you here for my little sis?
Oh, she upstairs, your little sis.
Hey man, you'll take the little Jew man in the house for me?
Yeah, big dog.
Jew man up here trying to take your necklace off?
Give me a dollar.
Give me five dollars.
You don't get him in the house.
Hey, man, you ain't got no baby in this house.
Like, you got to expand your horizon.
If you broke it, ghost ride the whip.
Put a brick on the gas.
Scrap yourself down to the car and let her ride you while the car going 60 straight ahead.
Fuck it, you going to live or die by it?
You want to go out with a nut?
What you say, sometimes I just want a nut?
Sometimes I feel like a nut.
You is going to be a nut if you do some shit like that.
I promise you.
Listen and say I told you to do it
But if you want to explain your ride do some freaking shit like do some shit like me
I'm planning on do shit in New Orleans. Yeah, I ain't never did before I gotta get a real balcony
I gotta get a balcony that I can't walk out on I'm a snap when a motherfucker look up like hey
Oh, they getting it on I'm gonna throw my hands up with thumbs up to my some. Yeah
Tell them yeah
Okay, like you can't just bring out new shit and do it new shit every like it
Nah, you gotta say the extravagant shit cuz you can't hold it
You gotta save a scrappy shit for a scrappy shit
Like I tell people I burn the Mac told better get your fucking man. I don't know I got work in the morning
I always you don't boys in like, you know when you wanna more forget that big when I'm off
I get a minute that they've been itching for you know
She don't bust down at nine ten this I really but you just you know, she ain't got your wing yet
You know, you can feel it every time she like damn it. Well for which you need again get with you still ain't got your knee
So when three minutes come by she done bust five
I mean you had five five of my one. I'll bet you good. See now see they want that one
They're gonna have one chilled out for the rest of the week. They ain't gonna have to bother you
They got a issue for she but trust me when it come around she gonna let you know she gonna walk around
No time time for a bitch
She's gonna get it look she gonna walk around brush it. No, you know
Doing a little shit like that got a showing his age. She's gonna take a shower and shit
You know that you you know, you want to eat but you like I gotta wait to Saturday because Saturday
She's gonna it's Thursday night Friday. She can wait one more goddamn day. Then you start doing it a day sooner later
And she get oh so you gotta work like working people know
I want to do it every day. Maybe every two days if I do it on the Sunday
Can I do it again on the Wednesday skip some days? Oh, like honestly some days?
I ain't trying to just wait that long. I look at I got some pressure
I need to get off. Let me get it out. See I tell people just like this
Hey, don't think I got a bit of the road. She invented toys. Yeah, I think I'm bullish
I'm gonna get her I'm gonna get a blow-up dog for her and a blow-up dog for me
They're gonna be ever motherfucker cheating in the house. They were more fucking cheating on with okay
She know me with the man in the closet who the fuck in the closet. She does she don't name the motherfucker nigga turn around
May feel real lead a girl mad girl pussy been all over that man face. I'm awesome. Damn
Oh, this might be your right here with the titty big titties, huh?
How much he calls
139 99. Oh shit. I'm gonna give me a chocolate and a
She's a petition a lot of people got a lot of people
People think they know they sexual nature to you don't know your sexual nature
You don't know your sexual nature like your sexual nature. That's extra nations
We're gonna take you to limit you don't know where your limit it cuz you ain't gonna want to change
You know, you ain't gonna change from the home team to the other team
But that's for when a woman well now I want to say that for one because the woman can switch over like I ain't them
I don't think she had to write find the right either. This is a woman
If you think I'm bullshitting let us great woman let us great woman get in tights by a woman
They say she know how to eat kucha and she's been talking about in kucha all fucking day around it girl
Now y'all at the clue y'all don't have drinks. You had you rolling. Oh shit
She's been taste that coach lay back in the car right quick. I do do something for you. Take you home
I don't seen it. I don't see my best friend on my best friend is not a motherfucking stud, bro
She is a regular film, but she is married to a man
But she knows she has a lesbian lifestyle
So this motherfucker would get a bike this motherfucker snatch a bad motherfucker from the clue
I gotta take it with me. I gotta get I know she gonna get a bad one. I gotta get a friend
Hey, hey, I take one for the team. I ain't taking one for the niggas. I take one for the female
I ain't taking one for the niggas. Hell nah, but on some real shit. My girl say I told you I don't want that
She say I guarantee you when I get done. We're gonna be the best of friends man when she got done man
When I say hey little shawty blew my own girl up
I'm like, and that's why I know like your sexual nature like women is different women got eight women got limits that they can go
Explore bro. I got limits. Why I'm gonna stop it. Don't put nothing to my ass, but I don't even like when my woman touch my ass
Do you hear me? I mean don't even come don't even sneak behind me because I feel like you don't surprise and shit
Cuz you know a motherfucker you live weights and be at work all day a motherfucker come up behind you can't throw none
You tag can't throw your arms up and fight work. That was okay
That's how they get them young niggas in their work to go up in there get ass to my we should work out my nigga
She they go up in there had a nigga lift from weights lift from weights different ways living with had ass
So man go take a shower later on that day
What oh, honey? What? Yeah, they told me what you in here for something job. He can't even pull him down
He trying to hold on his nails scratching in his shit. Oh damn. I could this real story nigga
I just say hey y'all put a fucking towel up man and walk by the door walk past the door
I say he's gonna rape you for the rape little buddy in there. Y'all I ain't gonna tell nobody
Man, he wrote shit out a little bit. I heard a nigga scream
God come on some he should never touch the child
So you should know touch that baby you touching a baby a baby baby. Oh, bitch, you know, you're gonna get raped man
Man, you're right weak scrapes by different motherfuckers. I'd say oh
These guys these his gang members though. I say certain guys. I don't know. I know I only want to join gang
I'd rather be in a brotherhood than a gang brotherhood is brothers. That's trying to make it be something gang
You got to get initiated. You got a hang with each other and
Talk about the other shit and somebody handbook six-point stars handbook. They got a
Naked they can get raped by a person with AIDS and so it's crazy. So no, but a female come home, bro
Enticing she can fuck the shit at you and boom all of a sudden have a whole nother fantasy about doing some more shit
Shit, I want to see how about me a machine the fuck she buying a machine for you
Come on, it's backed up to the wild machine right here. Don't go don't get bitch. What you doing? I told you I'm having fun
Sometimes those things are good, but other times we want the original
If you want the other thing that's how I know every female even if you can shout out to you LBGT BBQ
I don't even color different names. I know I don't do this because my mama had my mama show me shit
Hey, whoever they use you still got love no matter who they is who what they say
That's dumb and God, you know saying you have no room in your heart to do it. So I don't do it shit
They cool with me shit. I ain't gonna lie my sister got a homeboy shit. He come over should I smoke with you know?
I'm asking me so no dick today before I hit the blunt
But yeah, you know shit they cooled they funny, you know
And then I go like one thing about it
They will put you on a lot of females and they do hang around a lot of females wasn't it like I just don't own judge
Nobody like I'm not finished you say you feel in your heart. You a girl you a girl more power to you
I'm okay with the community. I don't got nothing against you
It's just not it's not like I have something like I said
Queen II ain't right Queen II and random to their everybody has a motherfucker
They're gonna run up to you know I'm saying like before a woman is different because you you never know
You never know because you probably had a thought about every woman
I had a thought about sleeping with a best friend every woman here man
I don't flip the girl with my best friend and I didn't feel right because
That's hell nah hell nah, I'm gonna fuck the lights off for not here. Nah, it's another dick in the room
Mm-hmm. I had a bunch of threesome with females fosoms and all though, but at the same time
Well, I'm so real nigga. She's really nigga. She motherfuckers don't like you always got a female my sister
This dude muscles told me my mom broke it down to my grandma broke it down grandma
She would break it down before you perfectly grandma say a woman is a woman
It's always gonna have two jungles that gonna attract and judge her. It's always gonna be their way because in a biblical day
It was you had your wife. Yeah, just second wife. That was your midwife. That's the one who had the kids
You had your third wife your third wife was the youngest one to make sure you know, you can put out seeds
You know I'm saying so back in old days because in the Greek days they put me and me and women together their bisexual
She cool anyway, don't put no dick in no way
I'm in this room, but no dick better not come in this room. You keep sending the pussy in this room
But don't send no dick in this room. We're gonna flip. No, we not man
You're gonna be like hell yeah, nigga
God made me to see her not you do this will made me this will made me just I didn't like this shit because
Nigga glanced over there is me. I'm turning that ass up from behind. He's gonna spank it. I'm like, oh nah, you're doing too much
I say man
Let me know when you finish he could finish I go up and uh, I finish him
She say you ain't like that is I say nah, I say I'm a different. I'm different
I rather enjoy my six by myself. That's just real talk, but you gotta know like explore your freaky expectations
Expectations, but if you see and you having them if you see here
You just want to be freaky and you want us to be sexual
You know saying stop at the light take your titties out and play with your titties play with your pussy
If you're a man don't do it if you got a fishbowl car don't do it
Do if you got a fishbowl make it exciting make it exciting because it ain't nothing exciting
The excitement don't come until you think you're being looked at a car. That's the fun part about it
No, I'm trying to tip trying to teach
No
All right, do what I want y'all to do if you're hearing this part if you're hearing this part
I won't try to come in. I want y'all leave comments
I want y'all to come in is it is it more exciting when you are getting caught on when somebody's walking up on you?
And you don't know are somebody you know somebody looking at you and it's still more exciting cuz I'm crazy
Yeah, I don't understand. I'm pulling my whole dick out in front of school for my teachers
We're trying to tell me you want why I don't know I'm feeling this we both gonna be locked up
Why I'm gonna fuck the shit out you I'm put you in a wheelchair
They're gonna think is I'm gonna make news like Fredo banks that I'm gonna make no and she was already
Oh, yeah, I was gonna replace both of them hips
But at the end of the day a woman has to be more free the man has to be more free
But you got to know when you older if you in your 30s don't be listening to this bullshit that I'm saying
But you're 20s you gotta be more free and spontaneous
Already doing this shit
Nah when your 30s like surprise wait go up and stay up all night go up enough
She got bed work at 10 o'clock and fuck the shit out of it see make a tidy work
But she gonna be happy go up and do some crazy shit, bro
I'd therefore really like nigga. I got plans to do shit, but you can't have plans to do shit
No fucking willing participant if you put in the mind you sue it
I mean about the will per you can go and Walmart and bend over and show your pussy right now
I'll show you how many willy participates it is I would go on Walmart
Just I won't go on Walmart around this time around this time boys things to come in
I'm not who no draw one day to Walmart on 18
We're up and there was jogging pain dick swang in everywhere
I see this nigga my girl at the time gonna bust out and say
She said why is that person running one I say I'll plan it for something that's female stuff like shit
She can't come get this big dick. You know something shit like that man a motherfucker Walter. I said, oh
Hey
I told her fuck this shit won't go while we don't go while Marty fucking night and walked out there big dick swing and running
I did big dick just steady hitting a bitch and then fuck up
I did when you looking at a when you looking at your girl and she bent over and some tights and I'm black tights
And you know she got no draws on but you can see that she wet and you can see the cream part
Can't get you horn, but I buy the frozen food session
So, you know kind of cold too, but that's just real talk like explore your sex explore the sex, bro
I'm gonna fuck if y'all gotta get on a pill together
I gotta get stupid drunk together. I gotta smoke back up back nigga get high and let loose real talk
This is the end. I'm King Josh. I'm Queen and we'll holly all in our family