What it do, what it do, we back for part two.
What's up everybody.
If y'all miss part one, man, I'm going to make sure y'all go back and like listen to
part one, man, because part two I'm feeling just kid with some dumb ass shit this time.
I'll promise you. We love just talking to you just for us, for hearing your voice. We
going to give you positive messages like all through the show. And oh, guess what?
What that one say, what that one say?
Love is unconditional.
What that means, people, love is unconditional. And we going to talk about it this episode,
but we going to talk about it in all type of various ways. Even when you got to unplug
somebody, baby, because your phone is dying. Let's get it. Yeah, and we back with part
two.
So, love is unconditional.
Love is unconditional. It depends on what type of love though. I can say that. Because
if you want that 1930, 1950, I don't want that type of love because they were going
out to young girls. Then I had to think about this shit. Can you watch Tina Turner?
They was also being abusive.
No, fuck that. Look what happened to Ceeley. Look what happened to Tina. Tina was 16 when
she got up. And that nigga was down there. Man, Ike was 30. I don't give a fuck what
you say. Ike was 30. You see how that nigga did Tina in that motherfucker room, in the
studio, in that little ass studio. Four pumps and you through. Four good pumps, four long
pumps. I'm like, God damn, Ike. Shit took some viagra. Shit, shit'll hit you another
line or something.
That's what happened.
Boy, I'm gonna tell you. Ike could have been the goddamn, with them kind of pumps, he could
have been the spokesperson on goddamn Ceeley and Viagra.
It sounded like it hurt him more than it hurt him.
Oh God, like he was constipated still. Like, you clenching your booty cheeks up too hard
or something, prayer? And like, it's just crazy, man. Because how the hell y'all whoop
each other in the limousine? Then run to the hotel to go. After this bitch just need me
and my goddamn nuts, slap me in my face with that boot. This bitch kicked out, rolling
down the street. She rolling. I'm gonna kick her ass out. She rolling in broad traffic.
Y'all think I'm bullshitting. Ike, I know he was a beautiful motherfucker. But bro, I
had to draw the line when you slapped me with my own goddamn boot. But Ike popped that ass
though. I can't even lie. I said, bitch, pow! Like he did a pimp slap. He said, pow, bitch,
where my money? She looked and got that boot and wrapped the shit out of it. I said, ooh.
Okay, so what do you think that type of love was for them?
That's the type of love that D Young 4 want now. That's that toxic shit. That's that.
Controlling love.
Nah, that ain't that controlling love. That's that toxic shit. Like, beat me. Like.
Choking.
I know I'm finna fuck up. But guess what? I'ma take that ass whooping and still I'ma
be good and I'ma go do the same thing every week. But this time, bro, you little men used
to give out that ass whooping. Bro, I done seen some shit on YouTube, boy.
Facebook feed.
Facebook.
Instagram.
TikTok.
Man, bro. Y'all ain't see the way that girl threw that goddamn boy.
I ain't. Bro, she punished that man, bro. She said, get up off me. Get up off me. She,
bro, anytime a woman pick your ass up and thump you, give it up. Anytime a woman beat
you by a toilet, give it up. Anytime a woman leap over the bed and draw your ass in the
throat, she ain't punch you in the face. She punched you in the throat where she told you,
shut the fuck up. She gonna punch you in the throat.
Now, I said, TikTok is just. Oh my God. But I'm finna tell you something about TikTok.
And I'ma get out TikTok. I'ma get out this shit. Before TikTok, when TikTok came, you
had everybody doing the most dumb ass shit in the fucking world. Who the fuck goes to
Walmart and fucks with the old white people when they shopping? Go to Costco's.
You gotta be a member to the shopping Costco's. You gotta be a member to even.
Leave no folks alone in fucking Walmart and Kroger's. Especially Target. Y'all ain't
gonna go buy them red shirts in Target. Target gonna put your ass out.
They don't even know you didn't record.
Thanks again.
It's against their policy.
You go up in there, record a phone, and them motherfuckers can just slap the shit out
you, an employee. They can hide the tape for the employee.
You know what they gonna do?
Put your ass out there, throw it in the medicine jail.
Cause there's a lot of companies that's doing that to protect their employees.
I don't give a fuck. I'm finna tell you something. If your employee stick his motherfucking
head, or she stick her head over that motherfucking, over that little part where
I stand my carded, you got your face slapped right then and now.
Get back in your, you don't stick your face out there far.
That's just like McDonald's window.
You wants to get slapped. You talking to that girl like she crazy and shit.
And you think she ain't gonna slap your, slap your ass backwards.
And she did. And she slapped you through the window.
So she don't think she had to do it just open her car door and just rap you
in the face at McDonald's. And then told you,
you ain't getting shit bitch.
And drove off.
You ain't pay no money.
Aw man, come on bruh. And you know you supposed to go to the first window.
For everybody, but I can't, nah.
You want to pay at the fucking second window. Oh nah, I'm finna pay at the third window.
Cause ain't nobody finna run off on my goddamn money.
But, I gotta guess what y'all.
Storytime.
Man.
Ay man. You can't bust out laughing for the audience bruh.
Cause this shit is just too hilarious.
Y'all ever needed y'all phone charged before?
Like, like bruh, like dead ass for real.
This is a life of death situation. You fucking 16 years old.
And you finna get some ass.
And you talking, I'm talking about, nigga you blow,
this your uncle lad, nigga they calling y'all to the hospital to say y'all goodbye
cause they gonna unplug his ass. Sooner or later.
We thought he was gonna get unplugged the next week.
Man, okay. So I'ma tell y'all something y'all. Don't laugh.
Hold on. This shit, this shit just.
That's how it is bruh. It's just awesome.
You know I'm going to hell for this too. I ain't gonna lie.
I promise you. You hear that?
That's him beeping me right now. Tell me something. You going to hell for it.
But man, I'm going up in the, I'm trying to charge my goddamn phone right now.
So I'm running up to the hospital. I'm in my crown view.
I'm.
I'm coming in Baptist hitting the humble.
Nah, it wasn't Baptist. It was UMC.
I'm coming in UMC hitting the humble. I got a ticket in the ear.
I told them police. I ain't paying it cause I ain't coming back up here.
And knowing I've been up there a couple times afterwards.
So I go up there man.
Ain't this, ain't this a bitch.
So I get up there. I'm talking about y'all.
I grab my charge out the car nigga and lock my keys in the car.
That's how you know I ain't give a fuck about shit in here from the get go.
Go up there.
I'm running to get on the elevator. Y'all. So I'm on an elevator.
I'm already scared. See, I'm not going to lie. I have a phobia.
My phobia is.
See, I don't think I'm racist, but I'm not racist because I have a lot of white friends and my boss man wife.
And he loves the shit out of me.
And I love the shit I am because he think I'm his son, which I am.
I'm just.
I'm a white Haitian.
So I'm running. I'm talking about boom. I get up on the fifth floor.
I see five south, five south. What's five south?
The nurse told me, baby, you all right? I said, no. My phone going dead.
I'm talking about baby, I'm finna get it in right now.
She said, boy, she laughing at me.
So she tell me five south down that way.
So I say, what room? So I said, damn, what room? Is it 1505 down?
She like, yeah, I run down 1505 open the door, everybody up in the room.
They quiet. They crying. They talking to kids playing.
It's cool. I ain't tripping.
I'm starting to get mad because now I'm down to two percent.
And this girl finna give me the address, y'all.
So I'm not finna be at this hospital long.
Man, bro, on my life, I can't find everybody.
It like everybody had a charger plugged up to a wall, even to the TV, the flash screen.
I'm like, God damn, how many phones dead in this bitch?
So me, I didn't know. For one, don't judge me.
Hold on, because I got to yell on this one.
I said, don't judge me.
And by the way, that's a pause in it to go in my little.
Oh, I think I locked myself out. No, I didn't.
I got to go home in a little.
Too much goddamn shaking, shaking like a screw over here.
Treat others how you want to be treated.
That means whatever you put in this world.
Whatever energy you put towards somebody or doing something for somebody, do it in a positive way.
Don't never think about it negative. Don't never think about.
Oh, I ain't got to do this shit.
Fuck it. Just do it.
Because positive energy turns back.
That's like I don't give a damn if that's your last twenty dollars you got in your pocket.
And you finna go get a sec with it.
Are you finna go get you a pack of cigarettes?
I mean, not pack of cigarettes.
You don't go get you a dime bag because you know how po folks do it.
A dime bag, four cigarettes, two beers.
Two pack of pom poms.
I don't know what niggas still smoke pom poms these days.
That's a po man pom pom.
I guess pom poms got to be got.
I call pom poms what's them cigars that we we fucking hated back then.
Them sweet ass cigars.
That was red.
No, I love them sprinillos.
Especially when they came out with them extendos.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Fuck them cigars.
Them sweets.
Them good time sweets.
That's what it was.
I couldn't stand that sweet ass cinnamon taste man.
Like you smoking cinnamon weed.
Like you got some good ass weed but you can't taste it because you smoking cinnamon.
So, but anyway, so I go back.
I try to sit here.
So I'm looking for the charge.
I'm looking for a charge.
So I finna unplug something nigga.
I finna unplug something.
I didn't know I unplugged something in somebody.
Man, I'm sitting there so my phone nigga ten minutes go by.
The machine start dying down instantly.
Like ten minutes after ten minutes, you know, machine start dying.
He start dying.
I didn't know what the fuck was going on.
My phone plugged up.
So I don't think you hear it.
I said what the fuck?
I'm like he dying y'all.
So you know what I'm saying?
I get up.
I hit the button.
I said he dying.
Get in here.
He dying.
This nigga dead.
That's how I was talking.
Like real talk.
This is my uncle, June.
Like real talk.
I love the shit out of my uncle.
My uncle was my heart, bro.
And he was funny because he looked at me like bitch plug me back up.
I know what you're trying to do.
I ain't know what he was talking about little bit.
Because nigga I'm on the phone.
She done gave me the address.
I'm finna tell the folks.
All right.
I'm good.
I done got.
Man, I got up to god damn 20 percent.
You know once I get up to 20 percent battery saver battery saver going to last me for two hours.
Nigga I'm finna get her to drive to motherfucking Tyler town for this booty.
You hear me?
She I don't lie to her in there.
I done split so much gang.
I'm 16.
This woman is 32.
I only lied to her motherfucking ass.
Do you hear me?
I'm finna tell you something.
Back then don't act like I wasn't doing what I was doing.
Y'all was on chat line.
Everybody was on chat line.
Everybody know Live Links.
Everybody was on chat line.
Shit it was nice when we sit here we're playing with people on chat line.
Had a motherfucker telling us I know you stay off the computer.
Nigga you don't know we stay here.
Nigga my brother in the next room scaring the shit out of our ass.
Telling us what we got on and everything.
I said where the fuck you at?
I'm scared y'all.
But back to the unplugging my uncle.
Man so I'm up in that bitch y'all just don't understand bro.
I'm kicked back so they rushing up and they pumping on their pumping oxygen.
So the woman the nurse woman looked down and looked at me.
And I looked at her like what the fuck.
She looked down and looked back up and said doctor I see the problem.
And I said oh my bad.
Oh man.
I was hot bro.
Because everybody hot at me but this is the crazy thing.
Everybody was hot at me because they thought I was trying to kill a man.
Like I wasn't trying to kill a man.
My brother told me I said y'all know my brother when he didn't hit the phone he didn't hit the phone.
That's when the Razor phone came out.
Nigga I was getting it in bro.
I'm talking about boop boop boop boop click click click boop boop.
She said Tyler Town.
She said can you buy me some sick eyes.
I said I will buy them in Jackson.
And I can't buy them down there.
I ain't grown.
I'm only 16.
She don't know that.
I don't tell you she find out when I told her I got to go to school Monday.
And I'll have bro.
Like on some real shit.
So my uncle sitting up in there like the nigga coming back to life and shit.
Get him out the room.
Get his ass out the motherfucking room.
Sorry.
Man fuck this shit.
Man fuck that nigga fuck y'all.
You know what I'm saying.
Because man y'all ain't finna get.
Bro I didn't know I unplugged him.
I unplugged his bed.
And realized it's a plug under his bed.
And I just found that out this year because I was watching the fucking Facebook reel.
Man I was so fucking bro I was so hot.
But then this was the shit that made me mad.
Come back the next day this nigga dead.
I said so I could unplug this ass yesterday.
I could have left his ass unplugged.
It wasn't a funny moment.
But the way I said it everybody just bust out laughing.
And said Josh get the fuck out the room.
This nigga just said he could have left his ass unplugged.
So how long was he going to unplug for?
Man the man was going to unplug for a good 10 minutes.
I let him talk to Jesus and everything.
For 10 minutes.
He was dying slowly.
So when he come back.
When he come back to life.
Get him out the goddamn room.
Get him out.
I know I'm dying but get that son of a bitch out.
So I said fuck y'all man get the fuck out of my house.
Man my mama called me later on that day.
And told me get your ass back up here.
Your uncle just died.
I said I could have left his motherfucking ass unplugged.
My mama bust out crying through the phone.
And she couldn't say nothing else but hang up the phone.
So when I pulled up to the hospital I'm mad now.
So the people come back and say everybody looking like that's the one that unplugged his uncle.
Y'all stay in the room and unplug his phone.
I'm like how the fuck everybody know I'm on the fucking UMC.
So I get up in the elevator.
You just hear my brother tell me what's up killer.
I say nothing.
I'm finna go kill this nigga again.
So we get up there.
I said I'm talking cab money shit.
Nah they finna wake his motherfucking ass back up.
And I'm finna unplug him again.
I'm talking cab money shit.
So we get in the room.
Everybody just crying so I felt sad for him.
So I said man.
But then my auntie looked at me like she was just.
So I said man what the fuck.
What the fuck wrong with you.
You killed my.
You tried to kill my husband.
I wish it was you.
I don't like her.
I don't like my auntie.
Like it's one.
Like I got two of my favorite aunties.
Poochy and Beena.
Them are my two lovely favorite aunties.
And on my daddy's side I just got two of them.
God rest.
Alina and my favorite auntie Dorothy.
But other than that.
Man kill y'all goddamn still.
I can't.
Y'all can kiss my nigger black ass.
Except Auntie Lisa and Auntie Donna too.
I can't forget about them.
That's my god mom.
Like I don't like Donna and like Donna and Lisa like.
Donna and Lisa like.
Them Jennifer.
Them Jennifer people.
But Lisa used to hang around Jennifer.
And Jennifer and Lisa is the baby of everybody.
So Lisa Lisa is like my youngest auntie.
The rest of my aunties is old as fucking dirt in Chris Spines.
Like Auntie Ruth.
I ain't gonna lie.
I like Auntie Ruth.
Cause Auntie Ruth gonna keep it real with your ass.
Like that's my motherfucking auntie.
Like Sarah.
I don't really know her like that.
My other auntie.
We stay with her.
Like she's like my sister.
Like I said.
This man like her pores had beer in it.
And that smell was killing me cause this man like shit.
And.
But she was cool though.
So I kind of knew her, but I knew her daughter Twinkie.
Twinkie like.
Twinkie is my cousin.
So Twinkie like.
Twinkie man.
Like.
That's what I use to call her.
But man Twinkie is like.
Like my daughter grew up.
Like we the first of the 90 kids.
Like I'm December.
She like late in December.
So that's like.
You know.
But man.
But you think I'm bullshitting.
The most funny shit that I ever did.
Is set the house on fire.
Man y'all ever played like that for real.
Like y'all think I'm bullshitting.
Nigga.
Growing up.
Like I'm.
I'm.
I'm the baby.
I grew up with a bunch of cousins.
Like I grew up with my siblings.
Kids.
Like my brothers and sisters.
Like I grew up with they kids.
So me and they kids.
But I had them niggas do some crazy shit bro.
Oh God.
Me and Quinn running through the highway playing death race.
With fire.
I lit that fire.
Down that bunk half of his motherfucking head.
Man that nigga was bowing for a minute.
I ain't never thought that hair was going to grow back.
We did it slowly.
Shit.
Nigga we were trying to help his little brother Junior up on the cabin.
One day to get some snacks.
He slipped and broke his arm.
We left his ass.
Went into the bunk bed.
Acted like we were asleep.
We hear this nigga.
Ah.
She's what the fuck going on.
What the fuck happened to my baby.
I said nah your baby trying to be a hard hit.
Nah y'all trying to bitch don't lie on me.
She going to send me home because I called him a bitch.
It's the truth.
I ain't think of that plan.
I don't know what y'all snacks said in y'all house.
Y'all do.
I'm following y'all lead.
This ain't my house.
I know my mama's snacks coming in there.
It's in her trunk.
I'm finna go breaking that bitch soon.
I get to the house.
Soon she pick me up.
But man you think I'm bullshitting brother Mo.
I had some fun at that time though.
I can't even lie.
Like I sprayed some oil.
She ain't down the floor and let my knee slip all the way down a long ass stupid ass hallway.
I'm talking about bow straight head first.
I'm talking about split all big ass line across her motherfucking thigh.
She had on some hoochie mama shorts.
I'm talking about that bitch got me back.
She came back and stabbed me with some scissors.
While I was asleep.
I said oh I been shot.
My mama came running and I said what the fuck wrong with you.
I said I been shot.
She said nah your dumb ass been stabbed.
Lay down.
Who stabbed you with some scissors.
I said that bitch.
That dirty black bitch did it.
She said who?
I said Quater.
Man bro yeah bro.
People understand like I'm a quiet kid.
I was a quiet kid growing up.
My mama had company.
My mama had to tell me go in the fuck in the room.
I'm already in my fucking room tearing up some shit.
Reconstructing VCRs and shit.
You give me some time to be destructive.
You can do whatever the fuck you want to.
Nigga I got the whole living room.
Nigga you think I'm bull shit.
My daddy come home one day had a pistol.
Man I'm talking about sitting right there on the fucking table.
And I shot the whole house up nigga.
That nigga heard the first two shots.
The first three shots.
I hit mama's face.
That bitch instantly broke.
I knew I was going to get an ass with me for that one.
It was old.
I just went on.
When you know you going to get an ass with me for something.
You might as well finish doing it.
Because you know shit.
You going to shot your mama's favorite elephant face up.
The one that comes from the ground all the way up.
You don't.
Man I don't bust that bitch.
My daddy come downstairs.
What the fuck.
I turned back around to my.
This shit is real.
I'm talking about that bitch went like this.
I'm up in that bitch like this.
Just reloading that bitch.
Man when I shot that.
My daddy.
I wasn't actually reloading it.
Just putting it in close.
When I shot that whole 16 rounds out.
Man my daddy just looked and said we got to repair this shit.
Before you get home.
Man that nigga went all type of paint.
Wall shit but we couldn't one thing we couldn't do.
We'll fix that motherfucker's face.
Man that woman got home at 1030.
That nigga said you want to sit and play the game with me.
I said you going to sit up and let me take this ass whooping.
Why you say somebody shut up the house.
I'm eight.
I know the fuck a real gun was.
I'm thinking that's a water gun a BB gun.
Something I'm used to playing with.
That's why I don't fuck.
That's why I like this shit right there kind of fucked me up with guns.
Because I like I carry one.
I shoot you with one.
But just me just fucking with a gun.
No man I don't even want to clean the barrel of this bitch.
I just had to easily grip this trick like the trigger and just went to squeeze.
And I just boom boom boom boom.
My daddy come running down and say what the fuck going on.
Josh I'm from the beach.
I'm off.
It was over with bro.
I was still shooting that bitch to that bitch click click click click.
I was still trying.
I go up in there under the bed looking for my brother to my son.
Bang bang bang.
That bitch is clicking.
He's talking about some oh man I'm finna kill this nigga.
Man you think I'm playing Ju.
I done had some fun ass moments man.
Like some fun ass moments.
Like people don't understand man.
Like nigga I done set my grandma my hair on fire.
Her good Easter wig.
Y'all know you get ass with me for that one.
And then I'm outside.
Ju this before Kevin Hart.
With Kevin Hart.
You hear me.
I'm outside 14 years old.
Smoking a blunt to my son.
I guarantee you that bitch ain't going to wear that Easter wig this Sunday.
Yep pastor ain't going to say good wig sister Brenda.
Nope not this Sunday.
Yep your ass going to be sitting down there with that black cap to my son.
I'm going to fuck him up.
Yep I'm going to say yep that bitch the devil on the front row.
But my grandmama she laughed on it because she knew like it's funny.
Like especially when I lit the whole house up bro.
And fire crackers.
Everybody was playing with me but somebody started shooting fire crackers at me first.
I didn't know what was going on.
I told you that story bro.
I told you that story.
Like motherfuckers shooting that firecracker shit at me bro.
Like I didn't play that shit.
Like don't shoot no firecracker at me.
Me at all people.
And you know my mind ain't right.
Nigga come on man.
I've been a quiet child all my life.
I ain't never just used to talk.
I ain't talking to myself.
So when I fully just started coming out with conversations conversations.
Oh man my conversation wasn't like no regular child.
Bitch what you doing?
Man bring your whole ass here because that's the only thing I used.
Bro I ain't never. I'm playing with kids at my age.
I couldn't play with kids.
No.
I was around every fucking grown up.
It was in my fucking family.
My mama favorite.
My mama's side favorite word is shit.
My daddy's favorite side is fucker.
That fucker right there.
Can't stand that fucker.
That for real. So I came into two cussing families.
My grandma Stella Maju cussed up a stone.
She beat the living.
And matter of fact I want to beat Queen Anne to this day.
I wonder why his ass didn't get that whooping like I got.
She literally told me don't jump out the porch.
But you literally know this nigga right beside me.
He's jumping out the porch first.
You seen him when he leaped out the porch and I jumped right behind him.
Who should get the ass whooping?
Not the follower.
The leader.
But now the follower got the ass whooping.
Man.
You got a whooping for following.
Man.
I got my grandmama back one day.
It was funny because it wasn't funny but it was funny.
She said feed me some water.
I said what type of water?
What type of water it supposed to be?
I said well you got all type of water.
She looking and she like I'm seven years old just talking shit to her.
Like this before she died.
Like I can remember this.
Like this was three months before she died.
Her sugar had went up because I put some sugar in her water.
I told her yeah bitch you going to be calling 911.
Because now remember POSPERITY is right there by mother fucking UMC by the stadium.
Nigga when I said her and did that the ambulance came real quick.
And she cussed me out on the phone and told me when she get home and that one whoop my ass with two double switches.
And I still and at the end of the day I flipped two birds of the ass when she got done.
But it was behind her back.
So she told me go fix her some water this time.
But she said fix me some salt water.
She said I feel it ain't in the side of my body.
So I fixed some salt water.
Granny said where you get this salt?
What type of salt is this?
I said seasoned salt.
So you ain't even tell me.
Man that woman beat my ass two more times with two switches.
So she sent me back up in there later on that night.
And she said Colleen go watch that goddamn boy.
He going to fuck around and put some paprika in my shit next.
I said I was going to put some lard in her shit and go on and stop her ass up.
My mama said you crazy.
But my grandma heard it and she like baby I needed that laugh.
And later on that night my grandma went to the hospital.
Like me and my grandma, that's what people don't understand.
My sister was, her kids was always with us.
But they weren't ever with us when it was just the moments that you wanted to have fun with.
You know what I'm saying?
It was the moment that I can sit here and say I'm at peace with my grandmama.
You know with big mama gone.
I'm at peace with my mama gone.
I'm at peace with pops gone.
I'm at peace with Auntie gone.
I'm at peace with his big mama gone.
Great granny.
So I got to tell people shit, I'm at peace with a lot of people that I knew I loved back then.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't have love for like sisters and brothers.
Like I do for my brother James though.
I ain't going to lie.
I love Mr. Bennett.
But Mr. Bennett, he reminds me of my daddy.
He got that walk.
He got that personality in my daddy.
He just come talking.
And I be like, boy shut the hell up.
But I love to shit out my brother because my brother, I was the first one to have a little boy.
And my brother came and said, I'm finna come chill with you and your little boy.
Man he held James and he was like, man I hope Dominique have a boy.
I said, bro we finna have a boy this year.
And he got three girls, one boy, three girls, one boy.
I don't know how many kids I got out though.
I'm finna tell you something.
A lot of niggas, y'all think them kids, them women, your exes, them somebody else kids.
Them your goddamn kids.
You know you went back.
I tell niggas all the time, man.
That nigga kind of look like you bruh.
That nigga like, nah that one percent chain is strong my nigga.
Man I'm finna tell you something.
The most funny shit I ever did in my life with my family.
And I had everybody mad but they were laughing about it when they tried to go to war with me.
With firecrackers.
And I told everybody like, if you gonna stay here tonight.
Y'all stay here tonight.
But if you know, if you know, you better come with me.
And I guarantee you all the little kids said, I'm not finna stay with the grown folks.
Fuck y'all.
This nigga gonna kill us.
We ain't even seen a titty.
What my niggas say, I ain't get to see a titty yet.
I wasn't even, nigga I was 11.
I started getting hormones and shit.
You blew up the house and I'm dead.
I went to, I died of aversion.
I said man, shit.
Bro, my little nephew's stupid.
But man, when I sit here and tell you.
I went to the motherfucking fireworks store.
I remember this shit.
I went to the fireworks store.
Because I was working with this dude that was cutting grass.
And he was paying me $80 a yard.
And we would do two yards a day.
And I was telling him, and he would come pick me up out of school.
So this every day.
So I got me a little bread.
So I was going to give me about $500 worth of fucking firecrackers.
Oh, oh, man my little cousins.
I said get what you want.
Man my little cousin went and got a big ass rocket.
I said I ain't never seen that.
I said how much this is?
He said $150.
I said I done won it.
Man, when I say I got motherfucking black cats for days.
Nigga remind y'all man, God.
Rest in peace grandpa.
My granddad ain't got no legs y'all.
He couldn't get out the fucking bed when this shit was going on.
Man, when I say, bro.
That's why I say people, if you think you know Josh.
Think you know Josh.
You have no fucking idea, bro.
You don't.
Man, dude.
We go, when I tell you I wait till about 10 o'clock when motherfucking finger lay down.
Me and them kids, bro.
Me and them kids walking through the motherfucking woods.
We walking through like a little trail to get back to granddaddy house.
But my auntie house right here.
So my auntie house is where I usually stay.
Me and mama just us two because they know how we is.
We just want our privacy.
Man, come back around, bro.
Man, mama said I ain't got shit to do with it.
Oh God, my mama said, this one she was walking she said I ain't got shit to do with it.
My mama walked her ass clean past her.
She seen 12 little kids and me walking past God damn her.
And looked back and said I ain't got shit to do with it.
And went and locked her motherfucking door.
Locked, I'm talking about locked the front door so if we ran back we would be fucked.
And we would have to hide under the trailer.
Who going to hide under the motherfucking trailer?
Who?
Okay.
Man, bro.
We go up, I don't think you hear it.
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
Everybody knocked out.
I said that mother gave me motherfucking somalitonian in this bitch.
Nigga, when I was literally sitting here and tell you.
When I say I place black cats all underneath motherfucking air.
I blow air mattresses up.
Pop them bitches.
Mattresses.
Bro, especially the one that's under the queen size mattress.
You know that giga mattress from out the guest room or out somebody old room.
Oh man, my auntie mad because that mattress had a hole in the bottom of that bitch.
Oh man, firecrackers all in the couch.
Oh, funnest you ever finna get fucked up in there.
I put firecrackers lined, black cats.
We lined black cats down the hallway.
Had them little ones that shoot all through the sky and shit that take off.
Oh man, we lined them bitches up all in the bathroom.
Man, because we knew the other room was connected so that some people going to come running through the bathroom.
I said yeah, when they hit that bathroom they going to have to shit their clothes and run their ass right back in.
I'm going to let them motherfucking black cats go.
Man, so I got all told.
I told my little cousin.
I say, I say, man, man, stay right there.
Don't touch it.
I say, when I say light it, light it.
I got everybody a cheap lighter.
I went, I'm talking about I did it big.
You know, I'm a big smoker at the age of 15.
I started smoking when I was 13.
So I'm smoking dro now.
I'm smoking real shit.
I'm out there trapping.
I'm digging graves now.
I'm really stealing white folks shit out of graveyards.
I didn't give a fuck back then.
This is just the truth.
I tell you about this story too.
That had to be part three.
But man, when I tell you the most funny shit is seeing them motherfuckers get up running like mice and can't go nowhere.
The only thing you hear from the back, nigga, I hear my granddad all the way in the back.
What the fuck is going on?
Hold on.
Where you going?
Bitch, where you going?
I said, bitch, where you going?
I ain't got no legs.
I say, oh, hell no.
He say, bitch, come back here.
Put me on your back, bitch.
Get me out of this motherfucker, bitch.
You gonna let me burn?
I say, oh, shit, he going in there.
God damn.
I say, man, he say, bro, I don't think I could think about with my dad.
He say, my uncle went back there, but he went back to the bathroom.
Man, Jenny Poo had the motherfuckers firecrackers.
I said, ooh, that nigga sound like he had a setback though.
He loving them firecrackers.
Man, I don't think you hear my granddad do.
My little nephew shot that big ass rocket through the house.
I'm talking about that bitch took off walls, you know, because our walls were thin as walls.
They were clay walls, so you can go straight through them, bitch.
Man, when it went through the road, I knew that rocket wasn't going to stop.
And it landed right in the room with granddad.
I don't think you hear it.
Holy shit, bitch, I got to get on the floor.
That's the only thing you hear.
A big ass hit the floor.
I said, ooh, that nigga hurt.
He crawling out that bitch like he in Vigno.
Like he lost his legs part two.
Help me, y'all.
Help me.
I say, man, if you don't get your ass up, you know I ain't got no goddamn legs.
This bitch done left me.
I say, where she at?
Grandma outside.
Nigga, now I got one more nephew that's bad as a motherfucker, Junior.
Junior was bad, bro.
Junior lit that motherfucker's firecracker up, nigga, and everybody in the garage sunk that bitch through the garage and hit the button.
Man, you lit somebody, bro.
When he lit that other rocket up, bro, and that bitch said, yum, yum, yum, and that third one said, yum.
They were trying to close that bitch.
That bitch got in there, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
I said, ooh, it's like the Fourth of July.
The neighbor come running.
Everything OK?
I said, yeah, we just having a war right now.
So, man, bro, come back alive.
Bro, my granddad is still crawling out the fucking front door telling the neighbor, baby, please go up in there and get my till.
Grandmama done walked her ass and sitting on the couch with my mama.
Grandma done left everybody.
When she seen that rocket, when she said she seen, she said, I seen it in his ass.
When he, I said, that bad fucker going to light it up and send it in here.
She say, she creep.
Grandma was right there by the door.
When grandma creep out that motherfucking door, bro, it was over with.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack.
I say, ooh, it's going.
Niggas blue, green, yellow, purple in that bitch.
Everybody said, I heard, bro, everybody got burnt that day.
Except the little kid.
I could everybody got a burn mark to show you.
Nigga, it was so funny because my granddaddy were high and then one talk shit at me.
So I said, I'm so the next two couple of months later, I said, is that airborne?
Man, if I could show you how this nigga jumped out the motherfucker, chairman, I ain't never seen a nigga just say, fuck it.
I'm fast as he built their faces. Just say, fuck it.
Cherk Cherk still going into the sink spinning.
Grandma, Tom, I said, God damn, I know you can jump like that.
She laughs hard ahead because she know he hit the end of the table with a head.
You got a night.
I don't think you hear my uncle, Tom.
I said, my daddy, I say, bitch, it was your mama at first.
Man, when I said grandma, I think somebody put my mama out, bitch, go on there.
You go get the water and put out your bitch.
My uncle, my dude, this how you know you got a bad ass.
This is how you know.
This is how you knew.
Like my uncle's like my like Larry's son, little boy, was fucking bad.
He said, I put out.
I said, be a cold day in hell for that.
Y'all tune in for part three.
We finna get ready to get live.
Like I said, part three is out the dark.
You know what I'm saying?
So we finna get into some relaxing shit.
And then the ending, y'all going to chill out with me.
Y'all going to chill out with me through the vampires.
Through the vampire hours.
So we on tonight, baby.
I got to make up.
Oh, and before we go, guess what they see?
What?
Take care of yourself.
Taking care of yourself is the most important thing in this world.
I don't give a fuck if you don't have zero dimes.
Nothing in your pocket.
Nothing over your head.
The most important thing you have to have to make sure you restart
and rebuild and refocus yourself on life is your taking care of yourself.
You can't let yourself and your vibration go down.
You let yourself and your vibration go down.
Guess what you're going to let go down?
Your spirit.
And your self-esteem.
And guess what?
They call it, they say self-esteem is not.
Self-esteem is your spirit.
That's what you call your spirit.
Because guess what?
Self-esteem is what you call self-esteem.
It's a spirit.
An ego is just something that you created.
And there's a lot of people that go around with these negative egos.
And these high-power egos thinking they're better than each other.
Hold on, part three.
We're going to elaborate that on more in part three.
Hold on.
And we'll catch out on part three, people.