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Buy something because Dwayne is very expensive to maintain.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why am I?
You think I'm going to tell everybody how expensive you are to just get you on this
show?
Me?
You've been looked at all right, Mr.
Sugar Baby.
Listen, we all know you're a little diva.
You're a diva.
You need to have your hat that says, with the LED messages, you got it.
What?
It was that?
65-inch TV?
No, that's 100-inch.
Damn.
100-inch TV behind you.
You just happen to be a very big man.
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All right.
Well, you know what, Roland, because I did mention today we're doing a special episode.
Of course, you can tell us a little about that, but before you do, guess what, my friend?
I had a meeting with my boss the other day, and my boss said, you ready?
He tells me, you know what, Frank?
Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.
So guess what?
What?
I'm not that man.
That's it.
Yeah.
I just wanted to share that with you, and only with you, Roland.
Yes.
You know what's funny?
Because I was going to share a doctor.
I went to the doctor the other day.
Really?
Yeah.
What happened?
I had a little procedure.
Did you know I had a little procedure then?
No.
What procedure was that?
I had a little outpatient procedure, but before I had the procedure, I asked the doctor,
hey, can I do my own anesthesia, and my doctor goes, sure, knock yourself out.
Yes.
You don't respect the hat.
The hat says no bad gadgets.
I know exactly.
It's been respected.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Roland.
Yes.
When you went to the doctor, I think that was the same time that I went to the aquarium.
It was this weekend, right?
Very hard.
Yeah, it was actually.
Oh, okay.
I was in the waiting room for the doctor.
I was reading a magazine.
I was reading a magazine about scientists.
A bunch of scientists, they were doing a study about the earth and how it rotates and how
it rotates.
But after 24 hours, they just call it a day.
Oh, for the love of God.
All right.
Before D quits, man, you ready?
Yes.
I am ready.
Especially when it's on the mount.
So we're continuing.
A couple of weeks ago, we did a PSA, special episode about PSAs, the public service announcements
that us kids used to watch a lot.
What triggered us was, what triggered me was a Munchies one, which we showed last week's
episode.
But also G.I.
Joe had them.
We had some transformers, you know, knowing to have to battle.
We had a gem.
Yes, a gem.
I just realized we never did a He-Man one.
We did a He-Man one.
That was the first one we did.
The molester.
That's right.
Yes.
How less if someone touches you.
Yes.
Talk to a priest.
He mentioned everybody who's molesting you.
Exactly.
Sorry.
We're going to be canceled.
All right.
But it was so good and we found so much material that we decided to extend it to a second episode.
This was a little less focus on cartoons and more non-cartoons related.
I'm pretty sure.
We extended a little bit towards the 90s.
But I'm pretty sure you'll see a few, if you're listening, you'll remember a few based
on the sound.
But the best way to appreciate this is going to our YouTube page and watching them.
Yes.
I'm going to start with a very one that's dear and close to your heart, Frank.
Oh, is it?
Okay.
Yes, yes.
Because I grew up in the 80s, so I remember a lot of these.
Yeah.
Don't give a hoot.
Don't pollute.
That guy.
Hi, I'm Wenziel.
In order to try and stop pollution, we need more help.
So help would you spread the word?
Come on.
Never be a dirty bird.
No matter where you go, you can let some people know to give a hoot.
Don't pollute.
Never be a dirty bird.
In the city or in the woods, help keep America alive.
So don't don't don't be don't be a dirty bird.
Don't be a dirty bird.
Give a hoot.
Don't pollute.
You guys remember that one?
I do.
I was like, wait a minute.
Where's where's his freaking lollipop?
Where's the Tootsie Road?
The Tootsie Road lollipop man.
I was like, where's his lollipop?
I'm like, oh, man, he's got two gigs.
I'm like, oh, that's cool.
You gotta make money.
It's the 70s, you know, times were tough.
Inflation was running rampant.
It was.
All right.
Now another one.
I definitely remember that one, buddy.
This one, everybody knows this one.
Let's see where we're at here.
Oh, is this the Indian?
This is the Indian.
Oh my God.
I remember watching this and again, there's no words.
There's no words.
There's no need for words.
So no, no, these words were so powerful.
That's just so good today.
So you have an Indian canoeing.
There's a dirty, how am I just going to call it, the dirty Mississippi.
There's a swimming in the Mississippi.
If anybody's ever seen this river, it is black.
And now he's washing up to the shore with his canoe.
And it's just.
Some people have a deep, abiding respect for the natural beauty that was once this country.
And some people don't.
What do you know?
People start pollution.
People can stop it.
It is right.
It did.
Not a single word he said.
Not a single word, but you felt the pain though, the crying.
Man, you did.
You saw that jerk in that damn car?
Yes.
He was a freaking McDonald's or wannabe McDonald's at the end of the window.
Right at his feet.
Now, the longest time of car it was.
There was a Pontiac Catalina.
There you go.
You can't mess up with a Pontiac's.
But I would love to say that this commercial fixed everything or the, what's the owl's name?
Does the owl has a name?
Woodsy.
Hootie.
Woodsy.
The hootie.
No, it's hootie.
And then his buddy is blowfish.
No.
What was I going to say?
He's not a singer.
He's not a hootie and a blowfish.
My bad.
I would love to say that Woodsy and hootie ended in the end fixed everything.
But unfortunately we all know pollution is still.
Oh my God.
It's worse now than ever, dude.
So, remember guys, give a hoot.
And don't pollute.
Pollute everything.
Ignore tea.
Everybody.
Please.
Now we know what.
This is the Mr. T one.
What, you just ruined it for everybody's surprise.
Just say no.
I wonder what's about.
Are you going to point there?
I did a D.
I'm so sorry about that.
All right.
So this is a 1980s commercial from Mr. T.
But just say no.
I can angry just thinking about it makes me mad.
Little bit of a hoot.
I'm sorry.
I said no.
I was just thinking about it makes me mad.
Little kid is doing drugs.
It turns my stomach.
It's up hurts.
Stop living up to your potential.
It holds you back.
It hurts the user.
It hurts his family.
It hurts his friends.
I just want to check some sense into you kids.
anti they should make an anti-bullying one no no no what is what is your name
we just think about it weed compared to then compared to now what do they
consider weed weed is not a drug anymore but that's what you say what they
consider then right weed cocaine smack back then wasn't weed a gateway drug
yes alcohol alcohol is not we are drug in the 80s
no no no no no definitely not in the 80s if you drink drinking led to sex more
harder drugs yeah but good sex though so it let's good sex well technically are
okay wait maybe kids listening so never mind if my dad was alive today bro he
could you can tell you some stories that man I could taste I can taste I could
taste some stories too but I'm not allowed to so back in the 80s it was
talk off like what happened yes we can that'll be the after hours the only
fans version of the podcast all right so you had weed you had coke you had
heroin crack man acid Ls what is smack isn't smack heroin combination of
cocaine and speed okay okay I'm about dope basically you know what is dope
they're talking about dope no they're talking about dope because everything
falls under dope like even the fly shit files under dope mm-hmm hey you did
notice how that glass broke yeah mr. T didn't break the glass the glass shadow
out of fear oh god that's not like a Chuck Norris type of thing that check
Norris that was like a Chuck Norris how to think all right now this is a 1984
McGruff PSA Jenny but that's not Jenny's dad if she gets into that car you may be
looking at Jenny for the last time I'm a gruff the crime dog let me show you
something see that playground a lot of kids there every day in this country 60
kids disappear some runaway but a lot of kidnapped by
strangers are even by people they know almost 20,000 kids a year 20,000 kids
one kid at a time maybe your kid on your street just like Jenny you know your
kids can learn to protect themselves against crime at home at school on the
street very nice going Jenny she's gonna tell her folks about this and you can
like if I was Jenny I may walk in their house to keep your family in your
community safe like look in the car she looked at the car and like remember
this was before Sunday morning this is before Amber Alert so yeah nowadays
in that's true especially in Georgia every other every other week there's an
amber alert that somebody stealing somebody's kid and nine times out of ten
it's a parent yeah that does happen here all right if you're talking about
trafficking oh my god that's a billion dollar over a billion dollar business
it's in the billions man it's in the billions now nothing personal here I'm
kind of sad though no one wanted no one ever tried kidnapping
yes they did it was it was it is it was that I wasn't cute enough or was I too
heavy to steal so they tried maybe maybe you know I never got the offer about the
free candy oh no one's ever offered me free candy I've tried I've I thought I
told I told Christie to try to test one of the youngest kid we know we know we
know he's gonna fail we don't try we just we know he's gonna fail like hey your
mom told us to come pick you up guess she's like okay and I'm gonna do the
one where I patch like a guy like an eye patch like an eye patch and like sex toys
in the front seat like hey come pick you up but he knows it's you know not me I
don't get somebody I'm gonna get Frank I get Frank when I patch on some like
whips some chains and stuff in the front wait wait wait the best thing would be
he comes to pick him up and he's by a cop bro I was thinking the exact same thing
D and your dad your dad told me to come pick you up I don't know you and then he
realizes that that's hey and the cop comes up like sir can you please step
on the vehicle oh my god only only Rolly will think of shit like that man well
because we he we're thinking about putting him to a closer school and he and
that's like five blocks away so you can walk home his brothers brothers walked
home he's 12 so you know I don't give them the opportunity we watch him he goes
his dad's houses four houses down we still watch him because we we scared that
he might like go into somebody else's house you know it's funny I was the other
day the other weekend the other weekend yeah Christie you can stop listening but
the other weekend he came back and I had a switch cars and I got one car and he
just got off the car that we were in and went into some random ass car and so
the car the car was unlocked so he got in the car he's halfway in it I'm yelling
at him like that's not our car he's like oh it's black yeah but it's not looks
nothing other than being black rocket scientists for sure yeah hopefully I
mean you know late bloomers it's possible maybe yeah possible it's possible
alright we're moving on to the next one more popular one is a very very famous
one this is your brain this is my brain for real though is there anyone out
there who still isn't clear about what doing drugs does no okay last time why
last time that's it no more this is your brain my brain is not that small this
is drugs
this is your brain on drugs delicious any questions delicious is what it is
delicious that's what I understand I don't eat eggs nice good at him did you
did you see the the remake that did in the 90s you're gonna show us now aren't
you oh yeah definitely sure oh we start smashing things right you're fucking
running for everyone she doesn't have one of brah it's the 90s no one cares
about brah man she's got perfect ones she's good Frank stop talking Frank
well she's old enough man you know I don't know I don't know back in the 90s
now she is but I don't know back in the 90s but I guess back in the 90s you're
no you're still much older she would like 10 years older sure this is Rachel
Lee cook from what is that which is the movie she did Freddie Prince jr. which
is the ugly girl turns into good-looking not out of my league no not
on the league and it's not ten things I hate about you I know it's not that
she was the artist she was a painter and a fixer up but okay it doesn't matter
let's watch I know I know what you need to tell him about thank you this is your
brain look streaming in the 90s this is how my brain after starting
this is what your body goes through wait it's not over yet this is what your
family goes through any questions yeah why are you breaking shit yeah we have a
lot of questions why do you have to do this to every room in the house I'm
making a point that's that making fun of it though but the original the original
ended right around here so I was kind of actually do remember this one the movie
is she's all that she's all that thank you why if you break it yeah so the
90s are a little extreme 90s were yes so yes extreme like G.I. Joe extreme the
next one is one I hear all the time from my kids we've used this one with each
other before I use it all the time still to this day
it's yours no I'm not upset she found in your closet I don't know what I'm
guys must have what look at it you get it that answer me who taught you how to
do this stuff your mom you are right I learned it by watching you parents who
use drugs have children who use drugs your mom what necessarily I just want
to say for those out there not necessarily all right so just ex-frank
as he's playing is he is it is Franklin camera right now yes he is hitting up
smoking that we first thank camera looking at ganja so can I ganja right
you know what's funny though is that is that a lot of us did have our weed and
cigar boxes back then I just a little baggy and I there's my way to have a
her in that her in attic so moving on to this one is all the Michael Jordan it's
definitely not anti-gambling no I'm Michael Jordan yes you are McDonald's
restaurants have given me this time to talk to you about something we both really
care about how you do drugs kids are the reason McDonald's sponsors they get a
straight program a national drug awareness if think about this many of
you using drugs out there now under 18 do you realize that at 18 you have lived
only one part of your life when you're using drugs you're only cheating
yourself out of the chance to find out who you really can be and believe me if
you don't use drugs you can just about be anything you want to be listen you got
least one of them would be a drug person that's three more lifetimes so don't
blow it don't do drugs thank you get some help what if that's my goal I saw
Scarface yourself a chance a chance to find out all the wonderful things you
really can be and so do I thank you Michael thank you Michael Jordan give me
a shoe give me one of your shoes give me a shoe and I won't do drugs that's it
now question yes you ever been to a or been sent to a mental institution rates
program no no my my my home my own house was a scarce straight program
I thought I had a gun okay wish you mind mind just had its belt and fist but go
ahead I thought there were more to it you just want to know no no no I was I was
just wondering if if any of you two everyone to one of those no my dad I
mean I I yeah so yeah alright so the other one here that I want to share one
that was true and dear and for those of young adults who don't know about this
but back in the 80s our parents were so out there and so disconnected that we
had to pay famous people to tell to come on TV and remind us remind our parents
hey where's your kid you know your kid you know where your kids at so there was
actually there was actually a campaign that at 10 o'clock would air reminding
parents like hey have you seen little Timmy and parents are like damn I know
I haven't seen them since Friday she forgot I forgot I forgot I forgot did I
pick them up for school today so yeah so this is that so kids who grew up in the
80s Gen X probably remembers this one no it's 10 p.m. do you know where your
children are it's 10 p.m. do you know where your children kids we don't know
these people are okay it's 10 p.m. you know where your children are no it's
10 p.m. do you know where your children are no it's 10 p.m. right do you know
where your children are damn it I like how they're very exact do you know like
they're talking to me do you know where your children are
probably so much stuff that a commercial just had to be created we had yes that's
so bad that's all better parents are you know why because they were I learned it
from watching them they're doing well no see I I I say it's a little bit
different we had more freedom because we were we ran the street we ran the
street yeah we we went to the school of hard knocks man you know we weren't
entitled for anything you know what I mean we earned everything that we had
you're I mean but we still follow the rules because our parents and the kids
the thing you had to do it if now we get the shit beat out of us and the kids in
the kids was not no calling the fucking FDA or whatever that places with the
kids you know what I mean no those none of that stuff man I'm not gonna follow
that rabbit hole down so yeah the FDA federal food federal food
where where where the reported kids is and they take them from you the fact
the I just call police but listen so we try to say the kids in the 70s though
how are the kids in the 70s oh my god same bro and 90s same thing
department of services defense 90s they started getting a little bougie you
know what I mean and then it just started getting a little worse from there why
because then you can you could you could page somebody back in the 90s like
let's beat them let's call them in a pager you weren't allowed to raise your
hands to kids man people freaking pro I remember in the 80s oh you just want to
beat the kids you just want to be handled by my principal in the 80s every
time you did something wrong in school suspension or a paddle of course because
you the teachers had a right to correct you can't do that stuff now man what are
you crazy yeah you can you can now even parents can't can't can't hit their
kids because it's their kids are going social media freaking start narrating
own story thank goodness I be careful nowadays thank goodness I don't have a
child right now because that bullshit ain't working well no I'm thankful my
kids are wrong and my ex-wife and I raised them right you know I mean that's
it so all I'm understanding is that you want to beat your kid again you just want
to be a kid is that is that I'm sending remind me not to ask you to babysit no
please don't please don't that's it man all right so there's that now we're
gonna probably end with this one but I'm not sure now this is an anti drug
commercial yeah but yes anti drug yes because I think it is because it says
it's a PSA on anti drugs but it was a real life yes so we're gonna see this
one fuck are you talking right now yeah I wish you didn't smoke weed I wish you
didn't shit in the house so much so I guess we both got wishes right you're
not the same when you smoke and I miss my friend yeah well I miss my sign Tom
Brady Jersey you chewed up your little shit I'll be outside yeah and you're
gonna be out there all night too wait I don't even have a dog holy shit I got a
colt on me get another half ounce I remember the original commercial but
the dog talking to the kid yep I was trying to remember the the one with the
flat girl where is it yeah a few remember the girl was flat okay good
I'll find it Jason could you pass the thought please don't oh my god
something is wrong with Sarah oh my god did you eat a tide pod a little puddle
of joy what happened to you look like a pancake they hit puberty how are we gonna
get you into a good college now I mean maybe you get a job as one of those
inflatable things outside of a used crawler wait a minute Sarah is it did
we do this is that from that we dare there's only one way to find out
smokey I don't feel anything at all I mean if again weed is not bad drug anymore the
first one was the first one was the other dog it's funny how things have
changed weed is no longer bad yeah but then you know they have PSAs let me see
where is it they have again times change so now there'll be PSA about Frank
beating good he said there'll be a PSA is about you beating children
dies of change here's here's one where is it this one's from 19 this is I think 1950s oh this one here so in the
50s they had new PSAs about homosexuals you think you think it's about
it's like a kid nap but no it's about staying away for a second see for Tim
you're in there the same barns Jimmy played baseball unless you're to him
it was perfectly normal until the 70s
we didn't think anything was so as well don't point here's things this thing
you see what you're doing here is getting home
he's just not aggressive when he just has a good conversation he's got good
he's got some good riz you know I'm saying yeah where's John Henson when you
need him I'm gonna pause this because I want to know more I want to know more
about John Henson oh I know he's talking about I know he's John Henson
John Henson is it Henson or Hanson Hanson oh it's Hanson you're confusing him with
Jim Henson which is a guy for the Muppets I thought you wanted like I thought
you want a big bird to come in like was it was it was it was it was it was it
stuff a lot like this on a smack no big bird was no big bird was because only
him only big bird can see him okay that's true that's true I don't at least in my
generation no one ever saw him it was only big bird every time big bird we
talking to him hey yeah no problem I'm here talking to okay he must have left
so yes big bird was the one on smack he was definitely on smack I think he kept
licking his lips to a lot big bird doesn't have lips he has a beak but you
really need to go to bed you're delusional real you do you've been up
way too many hours that was it alright so I thank you guys for both of you and
our listeners for coming with me down memory lane with his PSAs we'll think
about doing some other weird ones I want to do the House of Rock school sorry
House of Rock school house rock one and some other ones maybe maybe the electric
company some good ones I was gonna say that because Gemini here shared he shared
the the the numbers one one two three four five six seven seven eight nine ten
eleven twelve guess what kid you do you are do you are do the math one I knew
you're gonna do the math one guy look at me busy as a bee where'd I get all this
energy oh man look how beautiful she is little by little I don't sleep and I don't
need but I've got the cleanest house on the street oh man get these hairs all
out of my face get these bugs all out of my place one more hit no time to waste
don't mess I still say that's weak no listeners out there
it's real if our four listeners ever remember that look if you think this is
this is a commercial wait wait wait this is at the end of the commercial go ahead
because that's a terrible they did terrible songs about good office of the
national drug council policy yeah I know but I could do that I can copy that too
so I don't know I'm putting it out there I'm putting it out there that this
math commercial is fake it's real thank you and you know what and and I'm
starting to think that this is actually a pro math thing because I need a clean
house tell me if I do math I can clean my house number one I get skinny and
number two I have a spotless house yes what it's a win-win me so me now there's
one also anyone that shows about cocaine where it makes you do everything
really fast
remembering Ted remember Ted is it the dream you're gonna crash enough though
well that's true I'm not rich enough to do cocaine crack it is then yeah with
that being said kids don't do drugs no please don't don't bully each other
that stuff everybody love everyone right take us home you got it and of
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