I see them now.
You do.
Yep.
You see which one says...
Yes, drum beat.
Yeah.
All right.
That's what it is.
Is it recording?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Just wanted to keep it going.
Welcome back to The That Ain't It.
Another one.
One of them.
Oh yeah.
Another one of them.
God, fuck you, Robert.
Sorry.
Welcome back to The That Ain't It podcast.
I am Jay.
Rob.
You already know who we are.
I'm Steve though.
Yeah, Steven over here.
Jay's got that 737 hat on.
Yeah, Boeing represent.
Fire.
That plane rag?
No.
It's not a train rag.
It's a plane rag.
Were you a part of the Malaysian thing?
Disappearance in Bermuda?
Where's it at?
Where's the plane, Jay?
Where's it at?
Got it buried.
I'm all by the looks of that hat.
You got some information on it.
I know it all.
That's an insider hat.
RIP.
I was saying RIP to all the passengers and stuff.
I mean, yeah, that's fucked up.
RIP.
All right.
Jay.
Yeah.
Legit, what year do you think that hat is?
I don't know.
It's got to be early 90s maybe.
Late 80s, early 90s.
I'm going to say like 92.
That's that 1992 teal.
Yeah, it is.
That 90 teal.
That 90s teal.
Let me see.
Yeah, it looks about right.
Yeah.
It smells fine too.
Smells like it's from 1992 as well.
Smells like the Idaho Youth Ranch.
Maybe.
I didn't get it, dude.
You know that certain smell that hat legit looks brand new.
Do you guys like the smell of walking into like a secondhand store?
Smells like a dirty attic.
Yeah.
It's definitely a musty and dusty and interesting, crusty.
Yeah.
Like nothing else smells like it.
Yeah.
It's like musty and rewashed dingy water.
It's like when you walk into an old person's home.
No offense.
That's rough.
There's nothing wrong with that.
No.
It does smell bad in there though.
No, I'm not comparing the two smells, but that's another smell that's like kind of yucky.
Poopy.
Yeah.
Sorry.
It smells.
We're all going to get there at some point.
Smells like dingy water and mashed potatoes.
In the name of God's honor, God is my witness, I will not be there.
I can handle my own.
Not when you're 90.
No.
Yeah.
Well, quitters would say that too.
I get it.
You're a quitter.
Someone's going to have to help you when you get there.
You're also a spitter.
Dude, my dad's not even 90 and I help him with shit.
You help him wipe.
No.
Do you help your dad wipe?
No.
It's okay if you did.
No, it's okay if you did.
He just like can't lift shit.
Sometimes.
Listen, fucker.
Sometimes Jay helps me wipe and it's okay.
Sometimes I don't feel like it and he'll help me.
Right, Jay?
Yeah.
Pack me up.
It's true.
He has a hard time reaching.
Sometimes.
Yeah.
After arm day?
No, it's that cyst.
Is it?
You have to get looked at.
What?
We've already... Everybody already knows about your cyst, Kay.
It's just a little bulbousy.
I don't have bulbs.
You do.
You should because it's springtime and now's... I mean...
Everything's bulbous.
... you should have planted it a while ago.
Shit's bulbous outside like crazy.
I've been loving this weather.
I bet you have.
Yeah.
Praise the good Lord Almighty.
Really?
I love it, dude.
I love the nice weather.
I always thought seasonal depression was like a weird thing and then I noticed myself get
happier when it's nice outside.
Yeah.
It's true though.
I'm like, oh, what the fuck?
You did.
You were a little sour bitch.
You did, dude.
A little sour bitch, dude.
You've been a crabby ass all winter.
I haven't been crabby.
I've been kind of sad.
Depresso espresso.
Doesn't mean I've been crabby.
Yeah, but now the sun's out.
I'm not crabby.
You're a little bit of a crab ass.
Stop it.
Delete it.
I said delete it.
It's staying.
Fuck you guys, man.
Once it's on the internet.
Fuck you.
I already know it's on there forever.
Fuck you guys, man.
Oh, jeez.
You already did.
Blue and eardrum.
Fuck.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
Don't do it again.
Don't fucking touch me.
Don't touch me.
I just love you guys.
Get your hand off my leg.
In other news, happy eclipse month.
Yeah.
Anybody watch the eclipse?
Yeah.
I was like this.
Did you?
I was like this.
Well, I didn't really watch it.
I was at work, but one of the people at my work, they had the glasses and I saw just
a little fucking-
They're just 3D glasses that don't even protect your eyes?
Yeah.
It was like-
3D movie glasses.
It was like a thumb on the sun.
It wasn't a very good eclipse here in Idaho.
It kind of sucked.
Yeah.
The look was bad.
I didn't see it, but-
I didn't even notice it.
I'm not a big astrology guy.
Like whenever like comments and-
Yeah.
I love that kind of shit, actually.
You're not?
I love stuff, dude.
No.
I'm not a flat earther, too.
Have you seen that photo?
Dude, honestly.
A flat earther.
Hey.
Speaking of flat earth, I'm not a flat earther.
He is.
No.
That's okay if you are.
But I do enjoy fucking with people a little bit.
And I was at work the other day.
It was lunch.
And this dude was talking about the CERN reactor and all that shit.
And I was like, oh yeah, that's crazy.
Did you hear what else they were talking about after that?
And he's like, no.
I'm just like, how flat the earth is?
And he's like, oh, oh really?
And you could tell he got really weird about it.
Really confused.
And I was like, yeah, dude.
You didn't hear about it?
And he's like, no.
I'm like, I'm just fucking with you.
And that was it.
That was all she wrote?
Yeah.
Dude, I love space, though.
I've always loved like, astronomy and what's your favorite planet?
What's name at the same time?
Three, two, one.
Jupiter.
What?
Just kidding.
What were you actually going to say?
Jupiter's pretty badass.
I feel like everyone likes Jupiter, though.
I did a Saturn is cool because it's got the rings.
The rings, yeah.
That's pretty sick.
I like rings.
You like O rings?
You wish you still had it, Rob?
I got it.
Freaking whatever, trypophobia or whatever you got.
You can't look at holes so you get all cringy and sweaty.
Well, it depends.
I don't get sweaty.
I'm not scared of them.
They make me uncomfortable.
Like a cluster of small holes.
Look it up.
It's TRY.
I know what it is.
Yeah.
Well, my sister-in-law has the same thing.
I don't know what it is.
Do you?
Do you struggle?
It's a disease.
I need prayer.
That's what you need some Jesus in your life.
That's what you need.
Yeah.
Me and Steve have been going to church regularly.
That's good.
Proud of you guys.
Yeah.
Yup.
I've been getting in there.
What's the heartbeat?
What's heartbeat?
Nice.
Does that make your hands clammy, Rob?
Yeah.
Brass?
What's brass?
Probably did.
Rob's got clammy hands.
Yup.
What's effect?
Don't worry about what they are.
Those are not your buttons, Rob.
Can you like...
You're pushing my buttons, bud.
Can you loosen up my buttons, babe?
Shout out pussycat dolls.
Hey, Steve, do you know what a pussy is?
You do, it sounds like.
You got one.
Go ahead.
That's crazy.
How do you not know what it is?
There's one downstairs.
It's a gas station in the South.
Nope.
That's Buc-ee's.
Buc-ee's.
It's full of all...
Dude, you go down to Buc-ee's and you get all that Buc-ee meat.
All you can eat.
They're jerky.
All you can eat Buc-ee's.
Sorry.
Golden corral.
Gross.
Why don't you tell the people about your dirty little fucking minge down there?
Really?
Mangey minge.
That's...
Yup.
You have me at loss for words.
You got a little street minge.
No.
Street minge.
There you go.
Street minge.
Gutter minge.
It's like a fucking rain gutter down there.
Back to the eclipse.
I actually saw something the other day that there's a huge spike in people having to go
to the emergency room and shit because they fucking just looked at the eclipse with their
bare eyes.
They're like this.
Well, just don't breed them like they used to, do you, the boys?
No.
I miss the days when everyone was corn.
No offense, but you got to be a special kind of stupid to do that.
Just calling you out for stupidity level on that.
Those outer ultraviolet rays will get you.
They'll get you good.
They will.
Don't get you.
You don't like comets and shit, Steve?
When some badass comet's coming by and you can see it.
I just don't get bummed if I miss it.
I don't either.
I just like...
I don't go out of my way to see them.
If I'm walking on the streets or something like downtown out and about and I look up
and I'm like, Oh fuck, dude, there's a comet.
That's pretty dope.
I might make a wish.
That's a shooting star.
Whatever the fuck.
Like I said, Steve, actually speaking, I make a wish.
Oh, I know where you're going with this.
Yeah.
You can donate in the link in the bio.
I would not mind a house.
You're like, I want to see Spider-Man.
Okay, I'm done.
I thought you were going a different direction with that one.
Spider-Man?
No.
You said make a wish.
Make a wish kids.
Yeah.
Okay.
I took it as kids with cancer.
Is that what make a wish is or is it just kids with illness?
I might have just fucked up.
It's kids that are about to die.
Okay.
I was for some reason, I was thinking cancer and then that brought to mind.
I don't know if it's specific to kids though.
Will you look it up?
It's like, I'm asking for a friend.
It probably is specific to kids.
I made a fucky wucky.
That was a bad joke.
Yeah, you did.
Fuck off, Rob.
By the way, I did go with it because I knew where you're going, but fuck you.
Dude, I-
Make a wish does not grant wishes to adults older than 18.
Well, I identify as 17.
Adults older than 18.
So I can-
Yes, adults.
They word it like that though?
That's how it was worded, yeah.
That's from the actual website itself, the FAQ.
That's a frequently asked question.
I thought you were talking, for some reason I was just relating cancer to that and so
I thought you were going to bring in OJ Simpson just passing away.
Did he die of cancer?
Yeah.
Yeah, he had cancer.
Yeah.
Crazy.
RIP.
No.
No?
No, I think he got away with murder.
I mean-
Well, he had a sick bronco.
It is highly possible that he got away with murder.
I don't know that he got away with murder.
Yeah.
I think he got away with murder.
It's possible.
I'm not going to celebrate his death obviously because that's a horrible thing.
Well, so my barber was telling me that when he was cutting hair or whatever and it came
on the news and all on ESPN, they were just shitting on him the whole time.
It's like the dude just died.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Like they were just going in on him?
Yeah, just going in.
And it's like that's pretty fucked up.
Maybe he did get away with murder, but the dude just died.
ESPN is going to try and cancel my boy, Pat McPhee.
Yeah.
I like Pat McPhee.
And they're going to talk back-ish on television, on live TV, right?
On the air?
Hey, I get it.
I get both sides.
Let's cancel ESPN.
I get both sides, but like-
Let's cancel Espen.
Give it a little bit of time.
It was literally same day.
Dude is dead.
Let's shit on him.
Kobe Bryant legit in a backroom court deal, AKA a settlement, paid off someone that he
fucking most likely took advantage of.
Kobe?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
In what way it took advantage?
Was there rape allegations?
Hold on.
Kobe had rape allegations?
Are you serious, bro?
Was that living under a rock?
Maybe.
I didn't actually know that.
There's like two or three, bro.
I mean, obviously it happens a lot to sports players, but a lot of sports players, they
get accused of that, also get convicted of it too.
Oh shit.
Oh wow.
In a hotel room?
Yeah.
Nobody was talking about that shit when he died though, huh?
Will YouTube flag if we say that word?
No, but that's true.
That's true.
They're going to pick and choose who they talk that is, Sean.
Yeah.
Oh, and then remember last night we were looking at, randomly looking at Marilyn Manson's discography.
This will hit Rob at home.
Dude, seriously, stuff like that.
And that was like, when I was born.
And Ralph this burger's got like four or five of them allegations.
I know.
I started calling that motherfucker rapeless burger.
Yeah.
Restless burger.
He is restless.
He's a great quarterback.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
You used to die hard.
That's not okay.
You just die hard.
He was never actually charged, by the way.
He wasn't.
I'm not even protecting it.
I'm just saying like, it's up to your imagination, I guess.
And my imagination is I don't want to believe that he did that unless it was proven.
See how much the amount of the settlements were.
That'll probably say a lot.
No, Jay.
Jay's on his own thing.
What's docking?
What is that?
What is docking?
I hate you.
You know exactly what it is, Rob.
Like boats and stuff?
Yep.
How to dock a boat.
That's it.
You got it, Bob.
You're so smart.
Yep.
Good job, Bob.
Boats and hoes.
Keep going.
Every time I...
I feel like that's probably...
Dude, that's got to be trademarked to that movie, dude.
I produce a court.
Yeah.
I'm glad you didn't do it.
Thank you.
Every time...
Oh, I almost said it too.
I just want to.
Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat.
It won't go down because my dick can float.
Boats and hoes.
Gotta love me some boats and hoes.
Every time I...
Really?
You're kind of a hoe, aren't you, Rob?
Get off me.
No.
I'll bet.
You act like one.
All nonsensical and shit.
You don't make sense half the time.
You don't, dude.
You try to talk so damn fast that you have developed a stutter.
No.
It's like literally going faster than a fucking cucumber in a woman's prison, okay?
Fast.
What the...
What does that even mean?
You get greasy, clammy hands like a hoe, too.
I do get clammy.
Yeah.
Yep.
Do you guys not get clammy hands?
Do you guys believe in aliens?
I don't get nervous too often, bub.
Yeah, right.
I don't know how I feel about aliens.
I don't care, really.
I mean, you make me a little nervous.
Huh?
You make me a little nervous.
I'll fucking kill you.
That's why.
You know I will, too.
It's more along the lines of how sussy you are.
You're sus.
You're sussy.
Sussy.
I bet your ancestors are from Sussex.
Ancestors?
Dude, right here.
Yeah.
Watch the cords.
Watch yourself.
Hey.
What do we got?
What do we got popping, Jay?
What's popping?
What are you over there popping?
Just reading.
Funniest TV commercials, bro.
I'm reading through some shit.
Do you guys remember when TV commercials were kind of like Super Bowl commercials?
Now they're lame.
Yeah, they kind of start.
The only thing good about them is that they're like super high quality commercials.
That's it.
Remember the Budweiser commercials were always so good?
Like the horse and stuff?
And now it's all about craziness?
You know why?
Dylan Mulvaney?
Most of the great things that happened were from people that built companies because they
had that hunger in them to make great marketing videos.
And now everything that's going on nowadays is more people sustaining those companies.
People that got handed down positions or people that stepped into a position.
Just fucked everything up.
Yeah, they did.
They just really suck, man.
Bud Light actually backpedaled hard after all the heat.
People were like buying Bud Light to just throw it away.
No, people actually weren't buying it at all.
Bud Light's terrible.
I mean, it sucks because Post Malone is basically sponsored by them.
He rides that Bud Light nutsack.
Does he still rep them hard?
I don't think he reps them as hard to be honest, but I actually don't know.
I can't just say that.
I'm not sure.
I wish he would get a Coors endorsement.
Banquet?
That would be sick.
Post Banquet?
They never really push Banquet, dude.
It's always Coors Light.
So he'd probably be rocking those silver bullets.
Banquet Malone?
Yeah.
Dude, you know the Coors Banquet in the aluminum bottle?
Like the barbecue bottle?
Dude, I call those hollow points.
Hollow point.
That's kind of sick.
Yeah, because they're way harder than a silver bullet.
They're like about as hollow as your head, huh?
You got nothing much going on up there.
Really?
That's why you probably don't drink those silver bullets, Rob.
Because you're a vampire.
No, I'm not.
You're a little blood sucker.
No, I like garlic.
That's the beat.
I do.
That's because you're a daywalker.
You haven't noticed that that silver chain on your neck is like eating your flesh away?
Yeah.
You're a daywalker, Rob.
No, I'm not.
Do you guys remember Blade?
That was a great movie.
Dude, Wesley Snipes?
Yes.
RIP, Wesley.
What?
It's just like RIP everything.
Well, he didn't die.
Just RIP.
He's not really doing the shit anymore.
Yeah.
I should probably stop saying RIP.
I actually heard Wesley Snipes was going to be in some...
They were doing another Blade movie with Wesley Snipes.
Huh?
Really?
Something.
Let me look it up.
He was like this.
I haven't...
Oh, that's it.
Deadpool 3.
He is Blade in Deadpool 3.
Oh, sick.
Yeah.
How old is Wesley Snipes?
Let's take a guess.
I'm going to say...
What's your guess?
Before you hit enter.
62.
That's a good guess.
I'm going to say...
I was going to say like...
D8.
I'm going to say 64.
Here we go.
61.
Dang it.
I was going to say...
Let's do another one.
I'm closest.
Matthew McConaughey.
How old do you think he is?
I think he's 58.
No.
I'm going to say 53.
I'm going to say 55.
Dude, the man's timeless though.
It's true.
Yeah.
It says veneers.
I don't even know how to spell his last name.
Good thing I can read.
It's like macagony or something.
And it's kind of...
I said 53.
I said 55.
Hell yeah.
Oh.
That's what you get.
Your wedding band got me good.
I have that feel.
Gosh.
Yep.
You got tinked up.
Let's do another one.
Let's do...
I have one.
Do Pharrell Williams.
That fool doesn't age.
How old do you think Pharrell Williams is?
Dude, he's probably pushing...
He's probably...
I'm going to say 60.
Really?
I'm going to say 60.
I'm going to say 58.
No, no, no.
I'm saying 57.
I'm going to say 59.
Damn.
51.
Damn.
What the fuck, bro?
I hell of overshot that one.
Did you ever used to listen to him when he was part of that punk group, I guess, the
nerd NERD?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You can't beat me.
I'm a rock star.
That shit's fire, bro.
How old is...
Okay.
How old is...
Okay, here's another person who is not aged a second, Jennifer Aniston.
I think she's 56.
She's in her 50s for sure.
56.
I'm going to say 53.
I'm going to say, you said 56, 53?
She's also been wealthy for a long time and has never had kids.
Adrenochrome too.
I'm going to say 55.
That's probably why she never had kids.
55, fuck yeah.
Nailed it.
Huh?
You looked at it before.
He did, he was cheating, cheater.
Really?
You're just a fucking poor loser.
Sore loser.
You talking to Siri on your watch over there?
Nope.
Are you playing Candy Crush again?
Just resetting shit, you know, keeping us on track.
Someone's got to do it.
I can't call it.
Robert definitely can't.
Steve can, Robert can't.
Can't call it.
I can't even count.
Who's another person who has an A?
I have one.
Hey, I wish that was a MAGA hat that was like right there like that.
Dude.
That would be sick.
Steve got this dope ass flag.
Grab the flag.
Go get it.
Make sure you bump the table when you go.
Flip that switch too while you're at it.
Nope.
Yep.
I was trying to think of one.
Shoot.
Dude, I had one right in my head.
JLo.
Have you seen all the cringe stuff about Jennifer Lopez?
Damn it.
It already just started pulling it up.
I'm trying to do.
Talking about this bad boy right here, Rob.
Yeah.
This snazzy little bitch right here.
Sick as hell.
Turn around.
Do a 360 for daddy.
Jeez.
You can see that, huh?
That's sick as hell.
Yeah.
Don't tread on me.
That's for my man.
Don't tread.
Yeah, where's the snake, man?
That's for my man's trumps, dude.
You know he's coming back.
Good old Donnie.
You know he's coming back.
Do you know his son is like 6 foot 1,000?
Is he really?
He's like 6 foot like 8, bro.
How tall is Trim?
Dude, 6'2", I think.
He's pretty well sized, man.
I'm not going to lie.
Oh, Tom Cruise doesn't age you, dude.
6'3".
Damn, he's tall.
I think Barron Trump might be a clone, dude.
He's 6'7".
Barron Trump is 6'7".
That's what I'm saying, bro.
He's like a genetic alteration of Donald in his 20s.
Joe Biden's 6 foot.
Yeah.
He seems shorter.
6 foot of nothing.
Yeah.
6 foot of houseplant.
He's built like a fern.
He's like a houseplant, dude.
He's about as frail as a fucking fern.
You kind of just need to give the old man some sun and water.
Give him a little nutrients.
I think he got too much sun.
He's got all those damn liver spots all over him.
Dude, he's had a lot of something in his life.
He's got liver spotted hands.
Height.
Bottom's just soft.
Height is a deceiving thing because for those people that you've never seen.
I didn't know.
Especially like either did I.
But people that you think are like, oh, that dude's awesome.
Actors especially.
Oh, Tom Cruise is like 5'6".
He's like 6'12".
And you're like, huh?
He's like for nothing.
Damn, what?
Yeah.
They throw cameras up at those boys.
Honestly, all of Hollywood's short for the most part.
Chris Pratt's probably one of the tallest fucking like-
I love Chris Pratt, dude.
Feature film actors.
Dolph Lundgren's huge, but he's not really like feature films.
He kind of hates 6 foot.
Really?
He looks taller.
He looks taller than 6 foot.
See, I pictured him taller than that.
Yeah.
Really?
Not me.
Have you guys ever seen that new movie that just came out, Interstellar?
That's not new.
Yeah, but I've seen it.
Great movie.
I know it's not new.
Did you guys watch season one, True Detective?
Yeah.
Bro.
Woody Harrelson?
Yeah.
We forgot to do something.
We forgot to pay homage to Shrek.
It's back in theaters.
Shrek 2.
Get on it.
No, dude.
And then they're re-putting Interstellar back in theaters, too.
Really?
Yeah, but in like, I don't know.
I think for its anniversary, it's like-
I'm actually-
Dude, it came out in 2014.
It's pretty wild.
10 year anniversary for it.
Dallas Buyers Club, though, he crushed that movie.
Can I be real?
That probably put his health at risk.
I've never seen it, brother.
Oh, no, I'm sure it did.
But like, killed it.
Yeah.
Such a good movie.
Killed it. Such a good job on that.
The gentleman was really funny.
I like that.
Why do you do that?
It's my table.
You're a feral fuck.
My body, my choice.
Touche.
You also got the choice to fuck right off.
My body, my choice.
Really?
Dude, How old's Tom Cruise?
He doesn't age either.
That's true.
How old do you guys think?
I'd say 60.
Yeah.
60?
I was gonna say 60.
The new Top Gun was so good.
Have you seen that?
Fire.
Dude.
I actually-
61.
I didn't watch that one.
Oh, damn, 61.
Old motherfucker.
He looks like he's-
Oh, he seriously looks like he's like 40.
Yeah.
Who are people in Hollywood that look way older?
Like they look just weathered and hurt.
You should look up Tom Cruise's real name.
He has a-
Real name?
Yeah.
Just type in Tom Cruise's real name.
Shorten it.
Dude, it literally is one of those names that sounds like-
Thomas Cruise.
Sounds like he's been rich forever.
Mepother the fourth.
Yep.
It sounds like he's been rich for a long time.
Thomas Cruise Mepother the fourth.
Since-
Well, that's gotta be like another last name.
He's probably been rich since before Risky Business.
Interesting.
How old's Leo?
How old is Wolf on Wall Street himself?
Dude, I feel like Leo's dad was an actor too.
How old do you think?
52.
I'm gonna say 45.
I'm gonna say 53.
I'm saying 52.
I'm gonna say 48.
Yeah, he's up there.
Forty-
Wow!
Isn't he dating some hella young girl?
Well, he always does, but I don't know why people really make jokes about it
because he's not really that old to be dating girls in their mid-20s.
It's a little bit of a weird gap.
Not for someone that's wealthy though.
That's like a normal thing.
But like when you're wealthy, it sucks, but you can do whatever you want without getting judged.
Yeah.
But if he wasn't wealthy, that's like-
He would be like, damn, he's way older.
Yeah.
It's just the fact that he's rich and famous.
Brad Pitt, 60.
What?
That's crazy.
Yeah. Brad Pitt's a G though.
Yeah.
Fucking Fury.
I've never seen that either.
Bro, Fury is such a good movie.
We should watch it today.
And Glorious Basterds.
Great movie.
Now I'm a direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger.
How old is Trek?
That means I got a little engine in me.
Him and Snatch?
Yeah.
Kadevan.
Dude, the accent of the fucking Pikey.
Yeah.
Google how old Shrek is.
Say Shrek age.
Just type that in.
How old do you get?
Take a guess guys.
Mike Myers?
No, just Shrek.
Not Mike Myers.
I'm going to say he's 43.
Shrek?
The character Shrek.
I want to say-
Not Mike Myers.
I don't know if they actually-
Just type in Shrek age.
Trust me.
It's going to come up with the movie.
Just do it.
Ogres are old, bro.
He's 30.
Yeah.
Species Ogre.
He was 30?
Wyatt, that's a weird fact.
Why is he giving it an age?
How old is Fiona?
We should Google animated characters.
Shameless?
35.
Princess Fiona.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That's Shrek the third.
At the beginning in Shrek 1, Fiona is 21.
That's shameless though, dude.
That's a Reddit r slash shameless.
Sorry, I didn't see that.
Have you not seen Shameless?
That's a character in Shameless.
I haven't seen it.
I know.
I feel like you just really don't think much, do you bud?
I want to hit you right now.
No.
I don't trust it.
Speaking of rich people.
These polo?
Polo players back here?
You know everybody in the fucking crowd has at least got a couple mill in the bank.
So.
Probably.
Dude, what are all these horse people doing behind us?
There's horsing around.
Dude, the polo players are probably their poor cousins.
Yeah.
Exactly.
The ones that they beat for entertainment when they were younger.
Hey, by the way, if you guys saw our last horse now and hit a ball with a stick while you do it.
If you guys saw our last podcast number 10 when we ate all that shit.
Let us know if we should do it again.
Yeah.
And if you got some recommendations of what we should eat.
But there are boundaries.
They are able.
So is so strong.
That's the fucking Rob will eat to strong.
Hell no.
We should get durian.
We should.
Got to try Derek.
We have to do it outside though.
Durian rocker.
We do have to do it outside because I don't want my house smelling like shit.
Yeah.
Sorry, I'll leave.
That's a good idea.
Surprise.
I actually haven't heard you fart today.
Are you OK?
He got it all out this morning.
Are you OK?
He about shit himself this morning.
I did not almost shit myself.
You farted and it scared you because I pushed hard and almost shit yourself.
Whatever, man.
Save it for somebody who fucking cares.
All of these listeners out here care a lot.
They care.
Idiot.
That's why they're here.
That's why they watch our shit.
Whatever, man.
Thank you guys for caring.
Whatever.
Appreciate your caring souls.
You guys are very such an idiot.
Robert doesn't care about you.
So.
I love all you guys.
If you want to stop listening because of.
No, I love you guys.
Sorry, I get.
I'm getting pissed.
I'm getting pissed right now.
How what the fuck was that about, dude?
Yeah.
Take you take that bitch.
Me and Jay are going to.
San Diego.
Isn't that on a.
Stay classy, San Diego.
Dude, that means a whale's vagina.
What?
What are you talking about?
Have you seen last man on earth?
You're a poop mouth.
I'm just kidding.
You showed me that poop.
You poop mouth.
Do you know what we're fucking quoting?
No, that's why I said.
Oh, my.
You're such a bitch.
You're a fucking idiot.
Hey.
That ain't it.
That definitely ain't it because Rob's fucking blowing my mind
because I know every single one of you out there know what these references are from.
Anchorman, you fuck have seen anchorman.
That's doubtful now.
Yeah.
OK, that's literally one of the funniest fucking parts.
Oh, no, I'm going to lose so much sleep tonight.
Or we have to eat the shit.
You will eat that cock.
Oh, I thought that was weird.
You're really good at fucking sucking shit down your throat.
Yeah, he's a guzzler.
Good one, Jay.
Nice, dude.
That was such a good one.
Idiot.
Look up donkey's edge.
You're a guzzler.
I'm not.
Yeah, you got a turk.
You got a turkey.
The gin.
Jibby, the seagull gullet.
Jibby neutron.
You got the seagull gullet.
Yeah, that says nothing about donkey's age.
If that was a fact that they had in the movie, that would be a little trash.
Look it up.
They'd be doing too much.
It's a Sherozo Wikipedia page for Shrek.
Shrek.fandom.com.
Shout out.
There you go.
You love Shrek, don't you?
I do.
I know you do.
I like Shrek.
I'm pretty sure you have quoted.
Jay and I had no idea this page was in existence.
I didn't either.
I just clicked on it.
That's debatable.
Yeah, you just shouted it out.
You're like, they have a page.
He just shouted them out.
No, you shouted them out and I just read what the site was.
How old's Lord Farquaad?
Dude, he's probably in his 40s.
Dude, he's cheekin'.
Yeah.
Look at that.
He's all torso.
That motherfucker's got all chin, dude.
Yeah, he's all chin, bro.
He's got a big ass chin.
He's like a Jay Leno descendant.
Chin Leno?
Yeah, dude.
What's Jay Leno doing nowadays?
Fuckin' around.
Buying cars.
That's true.
He looks like a car salesman.
How much is his car collection worth, you think?
Probably, hold on.
I'm going to say 100 million.
What?
Really?
Oh yeah, bro.
His garage.
Dude, he's got crazy cars.
His garage and his house is like five fucking levels, bro.
It's crazy.
How many?
Do it again.
He said 100 million.
Oh.
100 million.
What do you say, Rob?
Rob knows nothing of it.
I'm going to cut that in half.
I'm going to say 50 million.
50 spot?
50.
I'm going to say 75.
OK.
50 million.
Really?
50 million.
That's it?
Is that like a 20-24?
Because I think he sold a bunch.
I don't know.
It just says this is the top result.
And it says, Jay Leno's quirky $50 million car collection.
From a 1906 Stanley Steamer to a Ford GT, the talk shows host 140
square foot garage holds more than 180 cars.
No, it's not.
It's a car.
More than 180 cars.
Read that wrong.
Including a $12 million McLaren F1.
140,000 square foot garage.
What?
Didn't I say that?
You said 140.
That's what it says.
It says 140,000.
That's what I.
All you said was 140 square feet, Rob.
1000.
Yeah.
I thought I said 1000.
I'm maybe.
Well, I guess we'll never know until we watch it back and see who's really right here.
Yep.
Look it back.
I will.
Look back at it.
Jay Leno's car collection isn't like anyone else's on the planet.
Fucking a Boogie song is probably about you.
I like a Boogie.
Me too.
This article says Jay Leno's car collection is valued between 52 and 100 million.
There we go.
That's such a big window.
There's a massive window.
It probably depends on the market.
It's like it's valued between zero and a billion.
Dude, some of the cars he has are like 101.
Well, the fucking 12 million dollar McLaren F1, those things are sick as fuck.
That's a car with a value though.
Some of those cars that he has are like if he sold it to the right person,
he could probably get almost anything he wanted for it.
Have you ever seen a McLaren F1, Rob?
Yeah.
Is it the original McLaren F1?
I've played fours a time or two.
Is it the original F1?
Oh, I don't know.
He just has one of those.
They're fucking cool though.
Look at that dude.
OG.
Fucking single seat.
That's so sick.
Yeah, that's crazy.
They're cool.
What's that car in Wolf of Wall Street?
Look up a white car that he was falling out of.
Oh, it was a Lambo.
It was a Lambo.
Okay.
It was probably like a 98.
Probably a Diablo.
Probably go fuck yourself.
What the fuck?
It was probably a Huracán.
Look up a Jay-London.
Speaking of F1, dude, I wish I would have went to
fucking Las Vegas for the F1 race.
That would have been the sickest thing.
How much does it even get in?
Cheapest tickets were, yeah, I think it was like a little over a thousand dollars.
Do they do it every year?
No, this was the first one.
Oh.
Every celebrity and their mother was there.
Oh, yeah.
It's kind of like the Super Bowl, brother.
I thought about selling some shit and getting like, there was like this two ticket VIP pass.
So it was like pushing 10 Gs.
You're not pushing enough P for that.
But you got free Red Bull out of it.
So I was like, fucking worth it.
Yeah.
The whole time?
Yeah.
It's like an all-inclusive Red Bull.
Yeah.
Nice.
And you get like, do something with the pit area and Red Bull.
And Red Bull, Red Bull car.
I mean, Red Bull is fucking destroying F1.
So like in a good way, like they're killing it.
You're killing it.
Rarest car, you said, Steve?
Yeah.
Top 10 rarest cars in Jay Leno's garage.
I think sick.
The LC Rocket.
That's crazy.
I think it looks cool.
I bet one of the GT 40s he has.
That shit looks European.
Peninsula Turbine, dude.
That thing's cool.
That's a Chrysler.
Yeah.
Chrysler.
That thing's badass too.
Bro.
Festiva Shotgun.
Shogun.
Oh.
The Ford Festiva Shotgun.
Wait, no way.
Mariso Shogun Hua?
Oh, speaking of the UFC 300 is tonight.
That's cool.
I've never even seen that.
Chevy Yanko Stinger.
That's what I'm saying.
Like some of the shit he has, bro.
It's crazy.
You ain't seeing nowhere.
That's fucking dope.
Mercedes Wren Transporter Tribute.
Dude.
Does it show the values on them?
No.
I think it's just like about the car.
Yeah.
OG Lambo, dude.
Mira.
That's cool.
One of his GT 40s has to be in there.
Is that a Jaguar?
It's an EcoJet Concept.
That's a one of one into concept.
Yeah.
Hey, Rugburn.
Which one's your favorite car out of these so far?
Hey, Rugburn.
That's his F1.
That thing's tight.
Yeah.
Is it 14 mil?
It's got the one seat?
12.
12 mil.
12.
Does it have the one seat?
Oh, I don't know.
Dude, hold that.
479 pound foot of torque.
I bet you'd like to get that thing with them, wouldn't you?
Yeah, 618 horsepower.
Oh, Rob.
What?
You'd probably like to get in that thing with Leno, huh?
That one seat.
Yeah.
These things are cool.
You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, you would.
Oh, yeah.
Look at you.
Cohen, Coheneggsegg?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, pause.
Connessegg.
What?
Are you being connessegg?
Hold up.
Connessegg.
Dude, you're crazy for that.
That is disgusting and inconsiderate.
Because I'm reading?
Get off my head.
Fucking shoulder.
Trying to say a fucking name in a different language
that I don't know how to pronounce.
We know what you're doing.
We're not talking about the car.
We know what you're doing, we're not dumb,
and you're not dumb either.
We all know what you're doing, and you also
know what you're doing.
Put your fucking pinky down.
Want to know something?
100% don't know what you're talking about.
You said something bad.
Right there.
Connessegg.
I was reading it.
Whatever, man.
Connessegg.
Fuck you, Rob.
Bitch.
Fucking idiot, Rob.
1931 Shotwell.
The rarest one he has is a 1931 Shotwell.
That thing's crazy.
All right, guys, you're moving the table
and making noises that are unnecessary for our listeners.
Sorry, guys.
Apologize.
Damn.
Hey, Steve, I apologize.
I love you.
Hey, Jay.
I apologize, and I love you.
Fuck you.
Hey, what you got on that Casio, dude?
Yeah, dude, I think so.
That's Robie.
You got any games on it?
I've been to.
You're just playing snake on that tiny screen.
I wish, bro.
This thing's fucking.
What was your guys' first phone that you hadn't ever?
I don't remember what it's called,
but it was the first flip internet phone that Sprint had,
like in 2004.
Did it have an antenna that you could pull out?
Like, not even kidding.
My mom had it.
It was the hard stub.
Yeah.
It was the hard stub antenna.
Mine.
And it played music.
You had a Nextel phone?
It was fucking dope.
No.
Mine was the Nokia fucking brick.
Wasn't color, just lit up green.
Just a weapon basically.
You know what phone I really wanted?
I know what you're talking about.
I pulled out, dude.
That was my first phone.
You know what the phone I wanted bad,
and I never ended up having it?
Sidekick?
The limited edition, the all white one.
Bro.
Yes.
I actually wanted the sidekick so bad.
Dude, how was it, you guys?
It's been the 1930s when those came out.
Fuck yourself.
Yeah.
That's how it was.
Dude, do you know what I had?
That's why you're probably a little soft.
You're soft.
Because you didn't come up like Jay and I did.
You got a soft white underbelly.
That's not true.
I keep it tight.
Yeah, right.
This is not a dad phone.
He keeps it tight because of his Kegels that he does.
No.
This is a blue collar bod.
Kegel?
Blue collar bod.
Kegels frosted flakes?
Nah, dude.
Dude, check this thing out.
The fucking.
You can stand to do some Kegels though with them loose booty
cheeks, you guys.
OK.
Flapping in the wind.
I feel like a, whoa, that thing is sick.
Flapping in the fucking wind.
Dude, it's like an RV with a car.
The Volkner Mobile Performance S.
How much?
Mega motorhome with a supercar garage.
What?
Since we're on motorhome topic, look up the Earthcrawler
bro.
You'll lose your mind.
Hold up, that thing is probably way bigger than.
Is that like a grill?
Yeah, it's like a fucking barbecue
that pops out the side.
What the?
Dude, that's huge.
Look that up, the Earthcrawler.
It's a F550 lifted with like, I don't even
know what size tires, bro.
They're crazy.
In 2021, the 40 foot RV cost $2.4 million,
but had a complete package which came with a Bugatti,
I don't know how to say this, Chiron?
Oh yeah, Chiron.
For a total cost of $7.7 million.
Yeah, because the car is like, $2.4.
Dude, that's crazy.
The car is more than that.
The Chiron is like $3.2, I think.
The car is expensive.
Hey, the Chiron is just an accessory.
They're like, do you want to add this for a little extra $3.5
mil?
Look, that's it.
That's what the fucking.
Dude, those are.
It pops out from the side, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, I've seen those.
Dude, Andrew Tate has that.
Yeah, the car.
Yeah.
Hey, look up the Earth.
I think it's called the Earth Roamer.
These are like the sickest fucking motorhomes
I've ever seen, bro.
Oh, you're right.
It is Earth Roamer.
I think they vary from like $400,000 to like, oh, mom.
I have seen those.
I've seen one of those in Boise, actually.
Fairview.
Holy mommy.
How much is that?
Well, they vary depending on the package.
They go up to like.
$650,000 for that one.
They go up in the like million.
Dude, that's crazy sick.
So it's attached, huh?
Yeah.
It's like all one bottle.
But what is that?
Is that a Ford?
Is that a Ford seal?
A 350?
550.
Oh, look at this one.
550, bro.
They're bad as fuck.
Like, you know the like utility BLM trucks?
Those are 550s.
So it's basically that.
But instead of all the utility box,
they put that freaking motorhome back on it.
Dude, they're crazy.
Black Lives Matter came out with an RV.
Listen.
Really?
I said BLM.
That's not what it means.
BLM is the Bureau of Land Management.
Yeah.
I know, Jay.
You guys are so easy to get a rise out of.
Don't know if you do.
The listeners definitely know what you're doing.
Yeah, I didn't know with all the Biden talk
that you're spitting out.
What?
Yeah, dude.
Let me see your voting ballot.
I'm like, no, no, no, no.
Let me see your voting ballot.
That's like entrance to friendship nowadays.
Let me see your voting ballot, dude.
Dude, I would love to buy one of these.
It'd be sick as fuck to just have this.
I would literally live in it, too.
Just fucking drive around, live in it.
And the insides are nice as fuck.
What do you think the MPG on that is?
Zero.
Yeah, they don't even count.
It's like negative.
It's like a 6,000 fucking gallon tank.
They're like, oh, yeah.
It actually takes jet fuel instead of regular gas.
You can drive 500 miles.
You buy one of those, and you ask about gas mileage.
Look at the inside, bro.
You got problems.
That's not the Earth Roamer.
Sorry.
I'm just, sounds like you're hitting a water bong back there.
Shut up.
Really?
Whatever, man.
Dude, start making America better by changing your fucking
attitude.
Yeah, dude, look at this shit.
They're hella fancy.
Drop the Biden shit.
You got fucking granite, wood.
Sexy inside.
I know.
I like it.
It better have built-in Wi-Fi, too.
Pretty sure.
Something like that.
Like that.
Those are cool.
Dude, have you ever heard of a Resvani?
Check that out.
Yes.
You're talking about the armored trucks.
So they make a thing called, legit looks just like the dopest
FJ.
No, it looks like a FJ.
Oh, yeah.
The one that shocks your hand if you try and grab it.
And they have different packages.
They came out with a 6 by 6 called the Hercules.
No way.
What's the top civilian pack that you obviously
we know the military packs that you can get.
They throw out like the spikes behind them and shit.
So they have, you can get bulletproof.
It's crazy smoke screen.
They have that.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
What?
Chris Brown has a Resvani.
I was going to say, Chris Brown has one.
Oh, C Breezy?
Yeah.
C Breezy.
Keep them crazy bitches back.
Look at this shit, dude.
He's just throwing tear gas at me.
He's fucking tear gas in future Rihanna's.
He's all stay back, bitch.
I can't afford this again.
Just a bunch of flash bangs coming out the back.
I shouldn't joke like that.
I didn't even know what he said.
Chris Brown's core cases are fucked.
He shouldn't have done that shit.
I will say that.
I love Breezy though.
Yeah.
All day.
Dude, those are crazy.
Yeah.
That's the Hercules.
Blacked out.
Those are gold rims.
Dude, they're wild.
That's titties, bro.
Are they shooting it?
Yeah.
So bulletproof.
Bulletproof glass.
Bulletproof under cage.
Fucking bulletproof doors.
Like the whole thing.
Hold up.
Click on that one.
Their military application, Rob, is basically
for special transport.
That is fake.
Yeah.
It's basically a fancy Brinks truck.
Dude, they're sick as fuck.
Dude, there's just concussion grenades falling out the back.
Look at that.
Flash bangs.
I would much rather have a resvani
than an armored Land Rover.
Oh, yeah.
Bro.
I don't need any more.
To buy a Land Rover and bulletproof it,
you could probably be into a resvani.
Dude, camo.
How do you guys feel about Cybertrucks?
Because I think they're military.
I love them.
Yeah.
Dude.
I think they're sick.
They're so sick.
They're bulletproof.
Yeah.
Throw some level three glass.
All the way bulletproof.
Funny shit, because I watched the.
Are they Kevlar tires?
Can you shoot the tires out?
That I don't know.
That's a good question.
Not sure.
Well, I saw the video where they shot the door panels.
And it literally barely left indents.
Well, we shot it with an arrow, too.
Like a super high end, like, pointing arrow or whatever.
And it did nothing to it.
Yeah, it was like a.
A compound.
There you go.
It was a tungsten arrow, too, right?
Yeah, the tip of it was like something
that would damage a normal.
It would probably go through an actual steel door.
Yeah, exactly.
For sure.
Yeah, dude.
Dude, I was.
Look at the interior, dude.
Fucking clean.
I was super.
Have you seen the secondary market for the Cybertrucks?
No, no.
So secondary.
Yeah, so people that were on the original list that
got their Cybertrucks first, a lot of people
resold them immediately for like 140.
Yeah, they were made like 40 G's.
Because they because of the supply was lower than demand.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, everyone can't get them right now.
Yeah.
And the people like the dealers that would buy them,
they would buy them at 135.
No problem.
Really?
And then resell them at like 170.
Dude, look at what Cybertruck Beast is going for right now.
Is that the highest trend?
Yeah, that's the it's basically like the fucking plaid version.
It's a double motor.
Price, you said?
Yeah.
Well, obviously, they're like 130 or 140 from the dealership.
The Cybertrucks Beast is 100,000.
Yeah.
Bro, so look at what you can buy it for.
Just type in like used or secondary market.
Because I see videos of these things going for 170 all day
after a Beast.
Fuck, dude, right here.
A bid for a Tesla Cyber Beast sells for $262,000 at auction.
Because people like rich people that want them that
weren't the first on the list, they'll fucking pay that, bro.
Because they want it.
They want it now.
Yeah.
So I watched the live event for the Cybertruck.
And you could pre-order it right then for like $100.
And I almost did it just because I'm like, fuck.
It's going to be years down the road
before the shit even comes out.
Yeah, but dude, Jared did that.
It's like years ago when we were at Dutch.
No, he gave it away.
Certain banks will give you like 100 month loans
on vehicles that expensive too, which
makes your payment not too bad.
That's 100 months though.
I'm actually like 100 month.
You'd pay like probably $1,200 a month.
100 month loan?
Yeah, but that's what 1,200 a month
is what you're going to pay on a brand new truck right now
or a brand new fucking Turdys Sequoia.
Unless you got a fuck ton to drop on it.
That Turdys Sequoia, dude.
That's like 1,800 a month.
Well over 1,000.
Dude, I'm pleasantly surprised at how actually inexpensive
the Cybertrucks are.
Like for what you're getting at.
If you buy them from Elon.
It's somewhat affordable, yeah.
It's sick as hell, dude.
Like the price for real for that truck.
The base model is like $65,000, isn't it?
It's like $60,000.
Yeah.
My car was fucking $40,000.
I'm pretty sure the base model is
what they pulled that trailer with the Porsche on it
and beat that same Porsche right next to it.
Have you seen that video that they did?
Yeah, it's crazy.
I don't think it was a beast that they did that with.
Dude, I think they're so sick.
Yes.
I'd hell buy one.
I'm going to buy one.
Can you click on that photo?
Eventually, because they're tight.
Yeah, bro.
Look at it.
Sick as fuck.
Dude.
That thing.
Oh, that thing.
Yeah, dude.
Oh, Jay.
It has a tent in the back.
You know what you should do?
You should get on the 2026 list, because you'll probably
buy one by then.
That's true.
And then you could get it at a hundo.
And then we can all share it.
Yeah.
And then we can go to the Bonneville salt flats
and fucking get an electric four-wheeler with it
and fucking tear it up and take some dope photos and videos.
You'd be so sick.
Dude.
Getting me a chub right now thinking about it.
Have you seen that kid that fucking?
He's getting lightheaded again.
Catch me if I fucking pass out, please.
Fucking unit over here.
Fucking unit.
Yep.
Fucking universal soldier.
What's the?
Jean-Claude Von Dong over there.
Von Dong?
Fucking Kim Dong-U over here.
Are you serious?
Sorry.
Kim Dong-Un.
That's a good one, actually.
It is.
That's fire.
Write it down.
Yeah, write that one down.
Steve, write it down.
Ask the guy over there.
Sound guy, write it down, bitch, please.
He's in an internship.
We can talk to him how we want.
Yeah.
Idiot.
He signed a waiver that we can talk to him how we want.
We hardly pay him, too.
We don't pay him.
He actually pays to be an intern.
He gives us money.
That's how internships work.
Idiot.
Anyways, Cybertruck.
Have you seen the video of that kid that has that plaid that he
literally tore it all down to a roll cage?
No.
Yeah.
It's like the fastest plaid in the world or some shit.
I got to pee.
Nice, with 10 minutes left.
Without fail.
No, I didn't last week.
You're like, I've been holding it since last week.
Because you're shoving that gullet full of shit last week.
God damn it, Steve.
Dude, the interior is crazy on it.
It is.
It's really cool.
Hella digging it.
I wonder if you can hear that.
His stream is streaming.
He's got a powerful stream right now.
OK, pipe it down in there with the pipe, OK?
Yeah.
I want one.
I'm going to call you me.
I want one.
I'm going to call you Matthew McConaughey.
Matthew McConaughey.
You're coming up with some good ones.
Yeah.
Throb cruise.
OK, I'm done now.
Quit shaking.
I'm sorry.
You make me anxious.
Why?
You make me nervous.
Really?
Dude, look at the phones in the shot.
What did you say when I was in that fucking?
I didn't hear you.
Matthew McConaughey.
That's not bad.
Yeah.
It's pretty funny.
Girth Brooks.
That's a fucking good one.
That is a good one.
Brooks and Dong.
Hey, we touched on it earlier.
Kenny Chestnut.
Today.
How pumped are you for San Diego, Rob?
Oh, I'm pumped.
San Diego.
So we're going to San Diego because my sister's
getting married.
Yeah, Joss.
Yeah.
Chris.
Yeah, Chris.
Shout out.
Yeah.
Chris.
Yeah.
Chris.
Yeah.
Chris.
Yeah.
Chris.
Yeah.
Chris.
Yeah.
Chris.
Yeah.
Chris.
Yeah.
Chris.
Yeah.
Well done, bud.
Well done.
Well done, bud.
So we always say.
I'm the photographer.
Nicole is a photographer.
Rob is the DJ.
So we're all going down.
I mean, I would go because it's my sister.
But we're all going to go down.
And we just found something out.
This is crazy.
There is going to be all you can drink cut water.
All you can stand.
Cut water.
Have you ever had a cut water?
It's crazy.
That'll put you on your ass.
OK, I had a cut water.
Last night.
He doesn't drink that much anymore.
I don't.
A white Russian cut water.
He's a 14er.
Yeah.
Fucked my ass.
OK?
Fucked my ass up.
Pause.
Yeah, I was like, what?
Fuck me right up the asshole.
Whoa.
I was buzzy at the end of that.
It was like, damn.
Still might be from the sounds of it.
Yeah.
A little bit.
Dude, that'll bring a horse to its knees.
I'll tell you that.
It will.
Yeah.
But.
Oh, yeah.
It's going to be a good time.
Ah, he.
Really?
It's going to be, dude, we're dead.
You're a dead man walking right now.
You better say your prayers.
I see it now.
Put me in your will.
Stumbling and bumbling.
Put me in your will.
Yeah, you better write it before you leave, bud.
That cup water is going to get you.
It will.
It's a 15-hour drive.
We're not flying.
Dude.
You're going to be so hungry.
I'm going to be so damn annoying in that car.
I'm going to get the zoomies.
I like to fly.
Bring your headphones, Rob, and shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
I like to fly.
I have flown a lot.
Yep.
But I like to drive.
Yeah.
And I have driven a lot.
Yeah.
How many miles you got on that FJ?
Dude, I bought it with just under 100,000.
And it is almost at 260,000 now.
And I bought it.
That thing drives like a dream still.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it does.
I bought it.
If you get maintenance shit properly, it'll stick around.
Well, the Toyota's are just.
Almost six years ago.
So I've had it almost six years and put almost,
no, I have put 160,000, just over 160,000 miles on it.
Dude, that's a lot.
That's a metric fuck ton of miles, I'll tell you that.
Rob's got close to that on his Minj.
Fuck you.
Fuck.
You even looked at it.
Why did you hit that?
I don't know.
I just kind of did it.
He meant to say that.
You're supposed to go, fuck.
I mean, fuck.
I'm like this.
I thought you were going to hit one.
Like Ray Charles over there.
That dude's a beast.
It blows my mind when you lose sight and can still
do shit like that.
I understand it because if you play guitar
or you play an instrument, you can play with your eyes closed.
But piano is so different.
Because they all feel the same, too.
For real.
This key feels the same as this key over here.
It's super crazy.
I love it.
Sorry, I had to nerd out on that for a second.
He's glazing.
Really?
He's a certified Ray Charles glazer.
No, I just think he's very talented.
What are you trying to think of right now?
I can see it.
Saw the gears turning, didn't you?
Fuck.
Wow.
We saw that coming from a mile away.
That's what goes without saying.
That's what the people would say.
That's what goes without saying.
What goes around comes around.
Those are the things that happen.
Sorry, back on San Diego.
Yeah, on San Diego.
My thought was, is if we go to San Diego and we drive,
that on the way back, if we left a day early,
we could drive to Yosemite.
Because it's still a bit of a drive.
It's like six hours.
Yosemite, Sam.
But the way we go, we go through Bishop.
And if you turn off in Bishop, you
can go over the mountain right there and into Yosemite.
But apparently, I just found this out,
and it's fucking pissing me off.
That fucking road is closed until fucking July,
because it's so much snow.
Because there's still snow.
That sucks.
Yeah, we're in the middle of summer.
Not even just kidding.
Hell of a piss summer.
Because now, if we want to go to Yosemite,
we got to fucking go through Ohio.
Fuck LA.
Up I-5, fucking cut over.
And then we got to go up to Sacramento and back.
That's way too much work.
I'll just Google image the photos at that point.
Just paste them on your Instagram.
We're talking bucket list item, dude.
There's a couple photos that I want to take in Yosemite.
We're going to go to Yosemite and hunt wabbits.
No.
Yosemite.
Sam.
Anti-Yosemite.
Really?
Don't.
We'll probably have to edit that out.
No.
I feel like you're going to say something that you shouldn't.
You said it before me.
No, you.
You're getting close to the edge.
I'm edging, you are.
Classic.
That's your thing.
Hey.
Robin is edging.
Can we?
What?
Can we try to see if we can program a womp womp or something?
Yeah.
Like a, or like a Scooby Doo laugh would be funny.
Rrree.
You're really good at it.
Banner kill noise.
Yeah.
Not this one.
Like, womp womp womp.
Don't unplug that when we're done,
because I want to fuck with it in front of you with supervision.
We should also do a noise.
Sorry, guys.
You're a part of this.
You can be a part of it.
Yeah, come hang out.
Put it in the comments what we should program.
But you should do like a fucking American psycho noise.
Or a Here's Johnny.
Yeah.
Shout out the Shining, the Shiner.
I'm going to fucking give you a Shiner in a minute.
Cune your eyes up.
Dude, you want to know something funny?
Speaking of the Shining.
I like funny shit.
That was filmed in a hotel.
It's called like the Stanley Hotel, I think.
Dude, it's huge.
I think it's in Esses Park, Colorado.
I could be wrong.
Let me fact check that.
Espeses Park.
Sussex County.
Steve's got asbestos in all of his underwear.
That's not true.
Yeah, dude.
Holy mother.
Fucking crazy.
Dude, those twin girls are creepy.
But yeah, Esses Park.
OK.
Oh, it was filmed in Colorado?
Yeah.
This is funny, though.
Dumber Dumber.
Oops.
Nice.
Good job, Jay.
The hotel in Dumb and Dumber is the fucking Stanley Hotel.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Yeah.
The fact that I feel like the hotel is haunted because of the Shining.
Or the one that they go to that I think that.
No.
They're saying it's Aspen, but it's the Stanley Hotel in Esses Park.
OK.
Yeah.
But they're saying it's filmed in Aspen.
They were trying to.
But the hotel that they filmed it in was the Stanley.
They were trying to pull the wool over our eyes.
That's Hollywood.
That's some fucking Harry and Lloyd shit.
Yeah, that's some Biden shit.
What?
Why do you keep talking about Biden?
Trying to cover shit up.
Really?
Trying to pay some money.
I think you fucking love him because you just
can't stop talking about him.
You love the way he gives our money away.
No.
Yeah.
I need all I can get at this point.
Yeah.
Interesting.
You ever tried to wear?
That's why you like him.
You want another stimulus, don't you?
You ever tried to wear a muzzle before?
Nope.
You should.
I don't need it.
You should.
That's gold that comes out of here, baby.
Fuckin'.
It's like that.
That color.
That fucking Yaptan hook over here.
That color right there.
This one right here.
Check it out.
Look at it.
Get a fucking bead on it.
Yappy Gilmore.
I heard you can also do like a fucking haunted tour
in the Stanley Hotel, too.
Stay overnight and do this fucking crazy thing.
We should go to Albion this year.
Oh.
Dude, did you go when we went with Levi and like.
Carissa.
Did you go?
Yeah.
Oh, you were there.
Yes, you were.
Eric told the clown her name because she's
terrified of clowns.
Eric was there.
I forgot about that.
It was so creepy when he was on the stilts
and he like peered around her.
Yeah.
He's like looking over the wall.
I still remember it, dude.
Jim Carrey stayed at the Stanley Hotel during filming
and he stayed in room 217.
But it's reported that he only stayed for a few hours
and left because he was spooked by all the events that
happened in that room.
They won't even let that man on camera anymore.
Dude.
Who?
Jim Carrey.
Oh, why?
Because he'll expose fucking everything.
Oh, yeah.
He's one of the good ones.
He's a good G, bro.
I love him.
I have another name for Jay.
Shout out, Carrey.
I have another name for Jay.
Genghis cock.
That's a good one.
All right, guys.
We're going to wrap it up here.
That's a good way to end it.
Genghis cock.
You're welcome.
Take that to the bank and cash it if you want.
Take that to the bank and shut it.
Yeah.
OK.
All right.
Well, thanks, guys.
Love you.
As always, it's been real.
Love you a long time.
It's been fun.
It's been real fun.
So I'm Jay.
Steve.
I'm Jay.
You're Rob.
I'm Rob.
You're done if you do it again.
We love you.
Steve. I'm Jay. You're Rob. I'm Rob. You're done if you do it again. Yeah, done. Sorry.
Thanks for putting up with me guys. Get your filthy little dick off me. Alright. Bye. Later
guys. Adios.