1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:27,920 I'm Jay. I'm Rob. I'm Rob. What's your name, bud? Eve. We picked him up on the street earlier 2 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:35,880 today. Fuck you. All right. All right. Coming in hot. So today is a good day because this 3 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:41,280 is episode 10 and we told you if you're one of them lucky motherfuckers that stick around 4 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:47,720 and listen that we were going to eat some shit today. Not literal shit. I take that 5 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:52,440 back. We didn't say we were eating dog poop on camera. No, we're not. We went to the local 6 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:57,520 dog park. I did make belly full of white dog shit. You're going to say I literally just 7 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:05,640 made Rob lick some white dog shit outside. So I didn't. But we got a smorgasbord of shit. 8 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:12,080 We went to the Asian Asian market, which we got. Check this pic because you know, we got 9 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:16,100 some, we got some good stuff and we got some fuck shit that I might not even try. I might 10 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:25,320 let you down. Yo, these are crab fried crab flavored lays. That's dope. And we got grass 11 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:30,600 jelly drink. I don't know what these hieroglyphics are, but this is whatever this is. This is 12 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:36,120 a white gourd drink. Yeah. What's a white gourd? Oh, show the ginseng root one. Oh God, that 13 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:41,080 one's going to be spicy. Look at this shit. The fucking root is in it. Hey, Rob's going 14 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,160 to eat it. I don't want to eat the root. You're going to take a bite. I don't want something 15 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:50,600 that grew inside of me. That's fine. What is this one again? Oh yeah. This is braised 16 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:56,040 gluten chunks. Just pure gluten. If you're a celiac, don't fucking eat this. That's pure 17 00:01:56,040 --> 00:02:01,840 gluten. That's what it says. Braised gluten chunks. Imitation roast duck. It's going to 18 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:09,800 be an interesting one. It's, hold on. Sorry. It's fucking liquidy. We got roasted eel. 19 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:19,040 Shake that one. Yeah. Yep. A little sloppy in there. Yeah. So on this, I'm going to show 20 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:27,400 you guys something else. Wait, did you show the anchovy? Yeah. Show the anchovy. Fish 21 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:33,280 snack. Yeah. Ew, dude. That's so fucking gross. It's going to be good. Dude, you guys both 22 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:37,280 know I'm not like a, I like seafood, but I don't like oysters. I don't like mussels. 23 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:44,160 I don't like fucking anchovies. That's crazy. And then we got some pork liver pate. Bro, 24 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:49,280 you're going to smear it on some toast. That's so gross. It's going to be an interesting 25 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:55,200 one. It's going to taste like a fucking diaper, dude. A pork diaper maybe. For those of you 26 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,840 who aren't aware of what a patching is, it's where you take anything and make it like a 27 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:03,680 mashed potato consistency. Yeah. Like a spread. And then to finish it off for dessert, we 28 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:13,280 got a crispy rice cookie. A Weiss crispy. Yep. From Thailand. Product of Thailand. Bangkok? 29 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:18,480 I can't even say Bangkok. Bang what? It's from straight from Bang straight from Wuhan. 30 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:26,800 Nope. I better not be. I better not get COVID for any of this shit. So Rob and Steve both 31 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:33,000 for the last several months have been like absolutely begging me because they want to 32 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,800 try something of mine. It's not. And I've, and I've just been telling him like, no, like 33 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:43,720 chill. You know, like I don't, I don't want you to try it. That's it's married man. I 34 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:53,280 am married. So today they get to try my cock. I have not been begging for Jays. There is 35 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:58,160 no begging. There is no pleading or begging. He's been begging us to try it. You fucking 36 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:04,120 weirdo. Yeah, he was. No, you can stand with me right here. Huh? You want to know what? 37 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:12,360 I hate being fucked. I went to Paris. No, you just got Hilton. What is so this is basically, 38 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:16,040 I don't know what it is. Sweet and sour with chili. And that's all it tells you. Yeah. 39 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:21,520 We're supposed to know what my cock is. Yeah. But they're like these like it's vacuum sealed 40 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:25,760 and they're kind of hard. I can't fucking really squeeze it. I feel like it's, I can't 41 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:29,520 tell if it's soft or hard. Like when you bite into it. Yeah. I don't know if it's like squishy 42 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:34,320 plastic. What if it's, what if you're not supposed to, what if you're supposed to like 43 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:39,200 peel it? That's the hard part with like 98% of this shit is we can't read it. No, no offense. 44 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:45,320 No offense at all. What are your batteries? I think these are Asian. It's boy, boy, boy, 45 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:53,000 boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy. It's basically the corn nuts, 46 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,780 but an Asian version of a corn net. So where do you guys want to start? What's the flavor 47 00:04:56,780 --> 00:05:03,040 of barbecue? No, I can actually read this. It's an English. That one is in English. Wait, 48 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:09,120 I can actually read this part. The laser too says barbecue flavored fried corn. This away 49 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:15,400 from here. And then that's all. That's all I can read. The hard part with the smoke, 50 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:19,840 the roasted eel is I don't know how to open this one. I hope we don't get that one open. 51 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:24,080 Yeah. I hope it stays shut. I will open it. We should open it like in the trash can and 52 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:29,120 dump it. I'll straight go fucking eighties cowboy with a fucking. We should return that 53 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:33,400 to the ocean and put it in the toilet. No, dude. That's why I got crackers. We're going 54 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:37,400 to put it on cracker with a little bit of eel sauce. I'm also going to be humbled if 55 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:41,960 I like any of this shit. Good. You should be open-minded. These look like grapes. Can 56 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:45,960 we try the big grapes? Can we try the drinks first? Yeah. Let's get some drinks. Let's 57 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:51,160 try a drink. You guys want to try the hieroglyphic drink? It says it's melon flavored. So we 58 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:58,240 know it's melon flavored, but we don't know it else. Yeah. Let's try it. It's got a good 59 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:02,520 pop. It did. That was a good pop. Oh, smell that. It smells good. Dude, it seriously smells 60 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:10,320 like honeydew. Oh, interesting. Get Steve to smell test. Let me take a whiff of that. 61 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:15,760 Dude, that looks radioactive though. It does. It's because of the light. Like teal colored. 62 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:24,800 Yep. It smells good. Yeah. All right. Here we go. I just chuck it. That's really good. 63 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:30,720 You want it? That's actually hella good for real. Can we go back and get more daddy? We're 64 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:35,880 going to be going to the Asian market every Saturday. That's so sweet. It is very sweet. 65 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:42,920 It's so sweet. Oh man. That's so sweet. Hey, sound guy, you don't get to try any of this, 66 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:48,520 but it's really good though. It's tasty, but it's sweet. You guys don't have like herpes 67 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:58,640 or anything, right? Not today. Yeah. I get a flare up like once a year. My flare up comes 68 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:02,520 and goes, you know, full transfer. We got to rate everything too. I give that an eight 69 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:07,800 out of 10. Really? Yeah. It's melon cream soda, bro. That shit's fire. Oh, that's why 70 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:14,640 it was cream. So sugary. Fuck. Yeah. You like your creamy shit. That's the only, no offense. 71 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:17,600 That's the only lick of English on this can though. Melon cream soda. That's probably 72 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:21,520 why they put that label there. So you can actually know because we didn't know. 32 G's 73 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:26,040 of sugar. Holy. That's not as bad as like Mountain Dew, bro. Mountain Dew has like 70, bro. In 74 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:31,680 a can? Bro. Look at that. My heart is already hurting. Look at that. Look how much sugar 75 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:37,480 is in a can of Mountain Dew. How many? This is hurting my heart. Dude, what do you guys 76 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:43,040 rate that? What would you rate that? Probably like a six. A six? Really? I'd give it a six. 77 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:49,680 It's not a hateful six. Oh man. It is good. It's just not like, there's just too much 78 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:54,200 sugar in it. Yeah. Like, yeah. It's a soda. I really couldn't drink more than I just did. 79 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:58,680 46 grams in a can of Mountain Dew. Yeah. That's a lot. That is a lot. I'm talking the bottles 80 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:04,280 of that pineapple flavored Fanta, dude. Look that up. Look at how much sugar is in a bottle 81 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:10,840 of pineapple Fanta. This is actually going to be, it's going to piss you off actually. 82 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:17,520 What the fuck is the FDA doing with this? He said, get a load of this. Well, this is 83 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:22,240 just a can, but a can has 48. Bro, there was like, it's like 60 or something. So if you 84 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:27,880 get a bottle, it's probably 70 or 80. Yeah. Crazy, huh? Yeah. So are we sticking with 85 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:32,120 the drinks? I'm kind of curious about the grass jelly drink. Yeah. Crack it open. Give 86 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:44,360 it the, do the sound. Shut up. Sorry. That's a solid smell it. Dude, it smells like honey. 87 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:51,280 Really? Give it a sniff. Legit honey. Ooh, smells like honey and grass. I just smelt 88 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:55,680 like I'm fresh mowed lawn for a second. I'm not joking. I got hints of fresh mowed lawn. 89 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:59,080 Speaking of mowing the lawn, your bitch ass needs to start mowing the lawn. Yeah, I will. 90 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:03,920 Once it stops fucking raining sediment storming outside. Yesterday, earlier today was like, 91 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:11,160 it wasn't even hell. It seemed like it was rocks falling in the air. Quit doing that 92 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:19,080 sound. Interesting. It's pretty good. Quit fucking looking at me. I think I like that 93 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:27,200 one more than the other one. How much sugar is in this? 35. A lot. Oh my God. I like honey. 94 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:34,280 It's called population control. That tastes like a tea kind of. Yeah. It's kind of tea. 95 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:41,560 A sweet tea. A sweet green tea with cane. That tastes exactly like a 32 ounce cane sugar 96 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:47,680 green tea from. Really? No. That's honestly like a black tea. I'd give that also an eight 97 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:51,960 for me. I'll give that one a seven. I'm on seven also. I like that one. Yeah, it's better 98 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:57,400 than the melon. All right. It's so sweet. Let's fuck it up with the root. Oh Jesus. 99 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,600 No, we got to go white gore. We got to go white gore. Okay. We're on the sweet shit. 100 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,440 Okay. We'll do the white gore. Crack that bitch open. Dude, so far the pop on that second 101 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,520 one was the best. I had salt in the crack. That was a good crack. Crack that open for 102 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:13,800 a crack your lip open. That was like crispy. Yeah. Oh yeah. That was nice. That was crispy. 103 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:22,320 That was good. Oh yeah. Your face. Bad? No, it smells like something. It smells like a 104 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:27,160 gourd. I just can't figure it out. It smells gordy. It smells like a gourd in here. Whoa 105 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:32,600 bro. Yeah. Not what I expected. Really? What's that smell like? Bro, it smells like a, dude, 106 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:39,360 it's like rich. It's like a rich smell. Oh, what the fuck? It smells like a, like butter, 107 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:45,600 like straight up kind of has like a butterscotch. Butterscotch. But what the fuck is the brittle? 108 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:52,400 Oh, peanut brittle. Peanut brittle kind of. Am I wrong? Yeah. That's like, yeah. Maybe 109 00:10:52,400 --> 00:11:02,360 that's what a white gourd is. Is it good? Guys, J just came. Fucking white gourd will 110 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:12,920 make you white gush. Fuck. Try that. That's the best one so far. Some white sheesh, dude. 111 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:19,600 Only 15 grams of sugar. Really? Yeah. Really? That's bomb. I would buy that. 15 G's a shit. 112 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:29,120 Oh bro. Bro, that's fire. Dude. That is. That's so odd though. Yeah. Very. Very bizarre, but 113 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:34,520 very good. I give that a nine out of 10. Yeah. I'm going to go eight. I'll give it. I'll 114 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:38,880 give that an eight. That's, that's bomb. I would buy that for sure. I'd fucking drink 115 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:44,680 that again. All right. That would actually make a really good cocktail with some bourbon. 116 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:50,760 That thing. Oh, it could. Yeah. Oh God. This is. Yeah. This one's going to be interesting. 117 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:59,680 It's a. Can you read that shit? It's like fucking straight ginger root and water. Yeah, 118 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:04,920 dude. There's only 55 calories in this bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Look how small it is too. Probably 119 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:12,320 just the nitrate and the dirt or something. It's a Korean. What is it? Read it. Korean. 120 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:17,160 Korean ginseng drink with root. Want me to try it first? Yeah. I want you to be guinea 121 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:24,960 pig on this one. All right. Should we smell first? I don't see sugar. Total sugar is 13. 122 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:30,200 Way less. So it might be still someone scooped this after a rainstorm. There's a lot of sediment 123 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:37,000 in there too. So is it my leg hasn't stopped freaking. Are you nervous? No, dude. I just 124 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:44,400 got anxiety from this table, bro. Fucking all this shit. You're shaking the cameras. 125 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:52,600 Sorry. Are they moving? Oh, I'm watching them move. Okay. I'm not going to lie. It smells 126 00:12:52,600 --> 00:13:00,160 like a root straight up, but it doesn't stink. It smells fresh earthy. Yeah. I feel like 127 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,560 it's not going to be as bad as we think. It's straight up smells like you pulled something 128 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:09,360 out of the ground. That's what I'm saying. That's like that's rainwater. Probably is. 129 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:13,480 They pulled the root out, fill it with some rainwater and seal it up. You want to take 130 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:20,200 the dibs on it? I imagine they probably can't collect rainwater. Just that impressed. Oh 131 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:29,920 God. Probably South Korea. I don't think North Korea exports anything. Kim Jong-un's got 132 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:35,520 that shit on lock. Kim Jong-un made it more like, yeah. Kim Jong-un. You're going to drink 133 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:40,560 it. Kim Jong-un. Yeah. I'm just looking at all the sediment in there. I'll take a swig 134 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:44,520 of it. Also, are we sure that's a ginger root or is that an earthworm or a ginger root? 135 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:49,000 Are they trying to poison us with like earthworm? I don't know. I don't know. Regardless. It 136 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,520 doesn't look like an earthworm. I'll fucking eat it. It looks like a root. Legit looks 137 00:13:52,520 --> 00:14:00,440 like a root. Not bad. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. It's not bad. It's kind of good. From 138 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:05,480 how it smells. It doesn't taste how it smells. A little bit at first, but after the afterbirth. 139 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:14,440 Sorry. What the fuck? The after is better. The after is better. The initial is like Rudy. 140 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:26,520 Yeah. Shout out Rudy. Try it, bud. Like the football. Did you ever see that? I'll watch 141 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:34,440 the back. Yeah. I've never seen that Cuba getting junior movie radio. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's 142 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:40,600 got like the Rudy feel to it. It does. Yeah. I'm going to give that like a four. Yeah. 143 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:47,480 I'll give it a 4.8. The initial taste is not that great. It just kind of sweet. Can we 144 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:52,400 refrigerate that? Or are we just going to dump it after this? I don't know. It's not 145 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,760 bad. It's not as gross as it sounded. We'll give it to Lucas. He'll drink it. I imagine 146 00:14:55,760 --> 00:15:00,840 the look. Hell no. Lucas will fucking throw a fit over this thing. I imagine the face 147 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:04,200 that that thing gave me when I drank it is what Robert's going to look like when he figures 148 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:10,360 out they have his hard drive. They're just like fucking little like robots inside me 149 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:15,960 now. Yup. All right. What's next? Can we get something gross out of the way? Gross? Yeah. 150 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:20,280 I just want to get which one. How are you going to open? Oh, I say we go with one of 151 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:26,640 these first. Get gross. Which one do you want? Let's get the eel out of the way. Tation roast 152 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:35,840 duck or roast eel? It's fucked up. Give me this. I'm only putting like a little piece 153 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:46,560 on a cracker that shit in. Yeah. Don't spill it, please. I'm going to fucking vomit. Ew, 154 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:56,560 bro. Why do you smell it? I don't know. I can't not smell it. Damn it. Don't smell it. Yeah. 155 00:15:56,560 --> 00:16:04,280 Keep going. I or I'm going to do it. Shut up. You're making me nervous. Taking too damn 156 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:10,160 long. Hurry the fuck up. OK. It's making me sick already. Yeah, it's pissing me off. Actually. 157 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:17,000 Why are you never mind? Why is it got an oblong can? Yeah. Ew, can you smell that? No. I'm 158 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,720 grateful for that. It's like a dirty butthole. I'm serious, bro. It smells like a fucking 159 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:32,480 gym bag. It smells like a gym bag. Does it look like a little fucking to keep? We got 160 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:42,560 to cut to a commercial break. Do my fingers smell weird? Fucking touch me with them. Oh, 161 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:48,640 fuck it. Get a cracker. You get a fucking cracker. You do it first, actually. Is it 162 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:56,160 all like one piece? Yeah. Oh, my God. They just mush it together. We show the camera 163 00:16:56,160 --> 00:17:02,480 first. Is that like the sausage of the sea? Don't tip that tip it. Don't tip that. Oh, 164 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:10,200 dude. Try to slip the juices. Do it. No, you already said it. It smells like. Why does 165 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:15,760 it smell like like? Oh, yeah. Is that good? Yeah. What I just fucking weirdo licked my 166 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:27,760 finger. It wasn't. Yeah, whatever, dude. Cereal killer. Rob. Just pissed. Oh, my God. Put 167 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:33,880 that on the cracker. Slap that on your tongue. Put that on a cracker. I'll get it over with. 168 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:38,920 We have to try it alone. I feel like. Why? I don't know. Is that? Look at that, dude. 169 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:50,600 Oh, smell it. It looks gelato. It's gelato gelatinous gelato. Hey, what? 170 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:58,280 Put it on my zit. I was in cans going to smell like. All right, here we go. And three. Get 171 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,520 it over with. Let me get it on the crackers first. It is on the cracker. I just want to 172 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:15,720 get it the fuck over with. God, shut that thing. Yeah. Stop. I don't know where to put 173 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:22,080 it. You almost spilled fucking grilled eel all over you or whatever the fuck it is roasted. 174 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:28,480 You got to get this out of here. Yeah. Sound guy, please. Small. Oh, dude, it smells like 175 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:35,080 a fucking grab that outside trash smells like a musty baseball. Dude, don't tilt it like 176 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:43,440 a musty squished man. It smells like a must. Top it with some eel sauce. I don't even like 177 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:49,160 eel sauce that much. Give it a little dribble, Jay. OK, that's in sand. Did he can't even 178 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:56,520 form words right now. A little dribble. So again, guys, this is roasted eel. Oh, bro. 179 00:18:56,520 --> 00:19:02,760 I'm going to fucking spit on you. You know, it's terrible about this is I don't even eat 180 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:07,960 eel when I go to like a sushi joint. Yeah. I want to know why it belongs in the wild. 181 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:16,840 All right, guys. God, I have the biggest cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. 182 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:39,920 Do we want to try something to break it up? I'm going to clean my palate with the melon 183 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:46,160 drink real quick. OK. Fucking gross. What's in that box? Oh, yeah. These are the shrimp 184 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:56,120 crackers or prawn crackers. Sorry. Yeah, it's just like, dude, the picture of it is unappetizing. 185 00:19:56,120 --> 00:20:04,480 It's a prawn. You're a prawn. You're kind of prawn like all fucking gangly. Fuck you. You 186 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:12,320 look a little prawn like down there. Fucking scallywags got a little soft shell down there, 187 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:22,960 too. Hey, clam. That's fine. Story's finished. Hey, while Jay's opening that, I need a cracker 188 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:27,840 to cleanse my palate. Guess what Jay did? Jay cut out caffeine. I did. And it was the 189 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:33,440 fucking worst thing I've ever done in my life. He's doing this pod with a raging boner. Just 190 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:41,200 kidding. A raging headache right now. Props to Jay. Good job, Jay. The headaches also 191 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:47,080 from us, too. These look hella plasticky. They look like little tykes toys, bro. Is 192 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:51,920 that like candy or what the fuck is that? It's a prawn. Gelatin. No, dude. Is that an 193 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:59,920 actual shrimp? No. That's an actual scrimp in there. Scrimp. I mean, there's nutrition 194 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:05,560 facts. So this is edible, right? Obviously. Bubba gump scrimps. It looks like plastic. 195 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:12,160 It's like tapioca starch. These are the ingredients. Tapioca starch. Like one word. Shrimp flavor, 196 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:18,040 water and salt. Shrimp flavor. Blue number one. Red 40. Yellow five. Yellow six. What 197 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:21,680 the fuck is red 40, dude? That sounds like. Why am I shaking? I feel like I'm nervous. 198 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:26,480 What color do you want? This fucking super fucking whatever. Red 40 sounds like something 199 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:32,400 we got gassed with in Korea, dude. Dude, this does look like a little tykes toy like food. 200 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:39,400 Yeah, it legit looks like plastic. Listen to this. I'm flicking the shit out of that. 201 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:45,440 It's not even breaking, dude. It's like a fucking plastic pringle, dude. It's kind of 202 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:55,000 sus. We could literally how much were those, bro? Where's the. My blind? I don't know. 203 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:59,200 Oh, it's on the plastic probably. No, it was in the box. I don't know. There were a couple 204 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:04,160 bucks. You get. What was the plastic? You took plastic off of this. Oh, yeah. Oh, I 205 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,600 think it was like three bucks. It was like two ninety five. You get like a hundred in 206 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,720 there. You get like a hundred in there. Probably. This is the cheapest fucking washer I ever 207 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:16,720 saw in my life. Yeah. You just punch a hole right in that, dude. That ain't. Oh, my God, 208 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:23,000 dude. That took a minute to break. We can take communion with these. We could. Oh, bro. 209 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:29,440 I'm going to sit down with them. Gord, I actually have the funniest thing to share. There's 210 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:35,800 this kid at my work and scared. We walk into where we store our paint. We call it the warm 211 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:40,280 room because it keeps the paint warm. The war room and it smelled weird in there, dude, 212 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:44,600 like a wet rag or something. You know, it was like musty. Yeah. And so we're like, oh, 213 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:50,760 dude, what the fuck's that smell? And this kid I work with, he was trying to describe 214 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:57,880 it. He's like, you know, like that smell that you smell like in like Catholic churches when 215 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:03,240 they're doing like the thing. And this kid walks in, he's like, he's like, you say it 216 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:09,720 smells like a church in here? And I was like, yeah, that's what he said. And he's like, 217 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:16,720 well, like dirty bread, because everybody's their hand into the dirty bread. Dirty bread. 218 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:22,560 The funniest shit I ever heard in my life. You want to hear something? Okay. So when 219 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:28,960 I was in Scotland, I went to a church service and for communion, it's literally just like 220 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:36,520 one big loaf of bread and you go up and you rip off a piece. I love that. And then I don't 221 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:44,520 know what they called it, but it was like a big round dish. It was like yay deep and 222 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:49,560 it had wine in it. And you went up and you took a sip off. Like everybody took a sip 223 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:54,480 off of the same thing. Yeah. It's like, it's like one of the guinea pig with the balls 224 00:23:54,480 --> 00:24:00,240 thing. It's like this. It's a giant one, a human sized one. All right. All right. Here 225 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:05,520 we go. You have to eat the whole thing. Yeah. Ow, motherfucker. I'm going to crack his 226 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:19,600 tooth on this. Oh my God. I don't like this. It's like chewing on wood chips, dude. Ow! 227 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:31,600 Yeah. I almost cracked my fucking tooth just now. I'm serious. Ew, bro. Bro, I'm not joking. 228 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:37,880 The old fucking spit tune. I wonder if that is plastic. Is that edible? Maybe you have 229 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:42,800 to cook them or something. It's like pasta. Actually, you probably have to. Let me see 230 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:59,960 that. Let me try and read symbols. Oh my God. Gang signs. Cancer and reproductive harm. 231 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:11,120 Oh shit. Population. Oh, it's from. Good morning. Dude, I think you have to cook this shit. I'm 232 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:20,040 serious. Google it. Google. It says crackers. Yeah, they crack my tooth almost. I'm serious, 233 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:29,640 bro. It's like legit plastic. There's no information on this. It's just like wax. It didn't taste 234 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:41,800 like anything. It's a little sus. Can you look them up? Do you have some of that in 235 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:51,960 my tooth? I got prawn in my tooth. I'm going to give this a one. No. That's generous. I'm 236 00:25:51,960 --> 00:26:00,040 getting me to a point five. The one was generous. Give me a palate cleanse now. Are these regular 237 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:07,600 crackers or are these like shrimp flavored or something? Regular. All right. You bought 238 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:12,320 these at Albert Sons or what? Do you guys want to try these? Want to crack our teeth 239 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:17,960 on the corn nuts? Yeah. Do you want to get another bad one out of the way? Let's do one 240 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:22,280 more good one. And then because we still got a lot. Actually, we don't have very many good 241 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:27,600 ones left. Let's have a little joy in life. Okay, I guess I don't want to fucking. It's 242 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:36,360 the fact that it's a fucking undis. It's an undissected fish and it's gross. Crispy seasoned 243 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:45,120 anchovies with sesame. I'm not having it. Can I smell? I have to get the smell out of 244 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:50,600 the way. I'm going to smell the fucking cracker when I'll see. Do you have that sitting right 245 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,680 by your jacket? You might have to burn that thing after you're done. Would you spill on 246 00:26:53,680 --> 00:27:02,560 it? Does that come? Oh, spit that shrimp cracker everywhere. Dude, we just ate raw pasta. I 247 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:12,200 felt like pretty sure it was like, you know, those washers on the nails that they put like 248 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:17,840 the sub sheeting on God houses. It's like the Asian version of that. And we just ate 249 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:28,480 it. Can I have bless? Oh, I have less than that. No. You take your portion and eat it. 250 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,120 You want a cracker too? I'm just going to get it the fuck over with. Let's get it over 251 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:51,720 with. All right. Cheers. That little man. Oh, dude. I don't want to try it. That scared 252 00:27:51,720 --> 00:28:06,720 me. Try it. Oh, God, dude. Don't fucking puke. Holy. I had to get that out of my mouth, bro. 253 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:16,080 I can't do it. Try it. That's crazy. Try it. Wow. You nasty little folks. We were hoping 254 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:22,840 that was going to be a good one, too. God, smell. I can't get this back away from me 255 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:29,600 to burn it. Sound guy. I need you to take this away. Sweating right now. I'm not joking. 256 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:37,640 I'm not trying to be dramatic. Sweating. God, dude. That was disgusting. You know, when 257 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:43,520 we went to a little animals, when we went to the Asian market, they also had Balut, 258 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:48,800 which if you don't know what Balut is, Google that because it'll fucking give you nightmares. 259 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:56,480 This smells like the Manhattan River. It's probably part of the Manhattan Project. I 260 00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:01,320 seriously I'm like getting like pale. I feel like I just got to throw it in and chew. Yeah, 261 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:05,760 I saw his reaction. That's fine. I didn't do that. Yeah, because you like weird shit 262 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:22,280 like this. Yeah. You liked it? Sound guy liked it. You tried it? The sound. This? Dude, it's 263 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:27,360 such a mental block for me. It is. Just throw it in and chew. That's all you got to do. 264 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:37,400 Can I have one of those? Full? Yeah. Sorry. Why are you spitting on me? I gave you that 265 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:42,680 one. Don't look at it, bro. Gross. Okay, don't show them. Sorry. It literally looks like 266 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:49,200 somebody threw up in there. I mean, it's almost throw up, but it's not. Dude, look at me. 267 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:58,400 I'm shaking. I'm serious. I can't do it. Do it. Yeah, you need to do it. Do it. Do it. 268 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:05,920 Do it. Don't be a bitch. I'm not a bitch. Oh, dude. I almost did it. I know I can't. 269 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:15,080 I can't. Why did you do it? I can't, dude. Do it. It's like on my fingers too. Why'd 270 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:23,640 you do that? Why'd you do this? I smell my fingers. Oh my God. Oh, you sicko. Dude, do 271 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:29,920 it. Throw it back. I've never been told to throw it back. Throw it back. You're going 272 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:35,480 to need that. Throw it back. Eat all the pieces. Oh Jesus. Here, I'll feed you. I don't want 273 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:41,320 it. Listen, can I spit it out if I don't like it? You have to chew at least 10 times because 274 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:45,720 we both, I ate the whole thing and he chewed the hell out of it. I was going to throw it. 275 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:52,280 You got to do 10 chews at least. At least. I'm shaking. Dude, how much time do we got? 276 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:57,040 We're going to sit here for 30 minutes on this one fucking dude. I could smell it on 277 00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:03,720 around my face. Yeah. We'll go to something sweet after this or we'll do the corn, the 278 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:13,320 Bob Poway. Yeah. Can we burn that bag too? Did you try it for real? Get it in there. 279 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:18,200 Why does it matter? Are you trying to get it in there? Quality. Free speech. Quality. 280 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:23,680 It's about teamwork. We all did it. Quality. Get it done. Do it. And the reason I was going 281 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:29,200 to chew 10, 10 chew, chew, chew. Are you serious? Why would you fucking tell me that? I waited 282 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:38,960 until you put it in your mouth. I'm sweating. Can I get water or something? Fuck. I was 283 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:50,880 waiting for so long to do that so I can say that. God. Don't look at it. God. Sorry. That 284 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:55,680 wasn't even 10 chews, you bitch. The fuck is that thing? Slobby little Sally. I don't 285 00:31:55,680 --> 00:32:00,080 know. It's on you now. Keep spitting shit everywhere. I'm freaking out right now. I'm 286 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:07,120 getting hives. I feel like I'm getting hives. Yeah. Drink the gourd or the ginger will cleanse 287 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:13,400 your palate. Yeah. Drink that fucking so much better. Drink that dirt water. Dude, I don't 288 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:21,440 know how people do like these crazy like Google Sastraming. Please real quick. I don't get 289 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,640 how people do all these crazy eating challenges. I have such a mental barrier for it and I 290 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,560 don't know how to do it. It fucks with me and it keeps me up at night. What is Sastraming? 291 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:44,440 How do you even spell that? It's S-U-S. S-U-S-T-R. Right here. Fish in a can. Oh my God. Oh yeah. 292 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:49,200 Disgusting. This is the fermented, the fucking herring that I told you. I was like, I need 293 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:57,080 to order that fucking herring. No. Yeah. That's Sastraming. Is it good? Oh, I think we're 294 00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:03,600 trying, sorry, we're trying the the boy bling corn, corn nuts. It looks like. Fire. Are 295 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:09,240 they? Yeah, not as hard as corn nuts either. Really? Yeah. That's one. That's corn nuts 296 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,400 I have with corn nuts is they're hard as shit. Break your fucking teeth on them. They remind 297 00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:18,440 me of you. You're hard as shit all the time. That's why his head hurts. Oh, these are good. 298 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:26,680 Thank you. These are like hella good actually. I need this whole bag. I just keep picturing 299 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:34,240 the herring in my mouth. Fuck that shit is. Hey, let's just stay on those. Okay. All 300 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:38,680 right. So show the show the audience what those were. Because those are good. You're 301 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,120 going to want to fucking buy these. Yeah, they are actually good. They're barbecued. 302 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:46,520 Give them like a eight. I give them a seven and a half. They're good. They're a good snack. 303 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:52,160 Because what do you rate the dude in terms of a corn nut, dude, I'm going 10. Oh, if 304 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:58,680 we're writing corn nuts. Yeah, I like those better than Steve went for more. The I need 305 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:04,520 some joy in my life. Oh, the fucking diaper food we just ate. Yeah, that shit was a zero 306 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:13,080 for me. Yeah, the anchovy was. Oh, the Gerber baby food we just ate. That tasted like rotten 307 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:20,000 fish. Yeah, that was really gross. All right. Those are those are good. Yeah. What? Gross. 308 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:28,520 Do you want the pork liver pate or the imitation roast duck? I'm rubbing it in my eyes too. 309 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:35,160 Can we get some sand and sanitizer? Really? Should we try your cock? Or your cock? That 310 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:41,000 last macaque last? Yeah, it's probably we could try this sweet, sour and spicy. Oh, 311 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:45,760 dude. Dude, I can't get through. Dude, I was going to throw up. That's why I had to spit 312 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,640 it out. I was trying to eat it and be like a good boy. Yeah, I was trying to be a real 313 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:56,080 one about it like Jay was. And I just couldn't do it. I kept visualizing fucking full ass 314 00:34:56,080 --> 00:35:02,280 fish eyeball. You felt an eyeball wide. I mean, I felt like I did. You're my you play 315 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:06,920 mind games. It's like I do in my head. I was my you got to you have to you have to break 316 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:12,880 imagine me doing the root, dude, or balut. Yeah, you would die. Dude, it's black inside, 317 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:17,640 dude. It's fucking disgusting. You're eating like I didn't tell you what's in balut or 318 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:26,960 what balut is. But if you Googled it, you saw. But it is a fertilized duck egg that 319 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:32,680 if they do something with it, it's like rotten, like baby duck. And there's a there's an actual 320 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:37,520 baby duck inside. Well, it was a little Donald. This is like a like a delicacy. That's basically 321 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:45,600 nightmare fuel for Americans. It's crazy. That's what they call it. I talked to my assistant 322 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:52,200 about it, her husband's from the Philippines, and he loves it. But he was describing balut 323 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:57,680 to her. And he was saying that because some people will crack the egg and then they'll 324 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:03,640 just slurp the juices around the duck and not actually eat the duck. But he's he's like, 325 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:10,720 I eat it all. I just don't eat the beak or the feathers. He just nips around the beak. 326 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:15,720 See I asked him, he holds his leg. Does he like just chew it all? And then when he feels 327 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:20,320 the beak spits that out and then spits out the feathers or like, I don't I don't know. 328 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:28,080 I don't know. I'm like, dude, it's really gross. I'd rather there's more corn nuts. I'd rather 329 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:34,160 chew on their fire, huh? Boy, boy, boy, boy. Bow, bowing. I'd rather chew on staples than 330 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:48,800 eat. Fucking ducks, like that baby ducks. Okay. Fuck, dude. Can we get something? Can 331 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,440 we hurry? Let's just do both those fucking cans. One back to back so we can just eat 332 00:36:52,440 --> 00:37:00,720 good shit for the rest of the time. Sound guy. Toast. Can you get a piece of toast, 333 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:12,640 please? What the fuck is this for? For the imitation roast up. Oh, dude, is it like pieces? 334 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:17,920 I don't know. I think it is. It's just anticipation. Okay. Look, see how it's cut up? Here, hand 335 00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:29,640 it to me. How much was that? Two ninety five will never get back. Steve's pissed. I am 336 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:43,320 also pissed. Nice. Dude, I'm not going to lie when it comes to. Use a toothpick to get the 337 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:55,880 blood out. That's it. Juicier. Fuck. Yep. Gushed on him. Gushed. That's liquid. He is my mom. 338 00:37:55,880 --> 00:38:03,720 That doesn't sound good. He stopped. Man's stopped. Actually doesn't smell that bad. 339 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:08,720 Yeah. You also ate the whole entropy. Dude, my limit on Asian cuisine is like ramen and 340 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:17,360 sushi and bok choy and bok choy. Ew. No, it's too big. I'm not giving you a whole piece. 341 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:26,640 That's a piece of a fucking alien, dude. Dude, what the why is that so big? Oh, my God. That 342 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:32,520 made me angry. Serious. Fuck. I can't even put a Zen in. I don't want to ruin my Zen 343 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:38,920 or my Zen. I'm fucking dying right now. Holy shit. This does look. Ew. I hate how they 344 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:43,560 gave it. Look at this texture on the top. I hate how they gave it the texture. Like duck 345 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:49,440 skin. Oh, yeah. It's not real duck skin, huh? No, this is imitation duck. Guess how much 346 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:55,360 sodium is in there? It's probably 435 milligrams of sodium. That's like the fucking food from 347 00:38:55,360 --> 00:39:04,000 the matrix, bro. It's like slop. Well, here's a fun fact. Literally everything in the rest 348 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:09,720 of the world you can get in a can. When I was in Scotland, so I was volunteering at 349 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:14,000 the rescue mission. I can't stop looking at it. A lot of people donate food and a lot 350 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:19,920 of it is canned food. You can literally get a cheeseburger in a can. Not shit in you. 351 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:28,640 Fuck, dude. Anything you want. I'm not joking, bro. It's like a flatter, slightly bigger 352 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:33,520 can and you open it up with a can opener and there's a fucking cheeseburger inside. What's 353 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:40,240 the bun like? I mean, it's pretty bland. It's not the best thing, but I tried it. Cylinder. 354 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:54,160 Cool. Yeah. All right. Yeah, let's portion that up. Let's make that feed a village. What? 355 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:59,640 It doesn't smell that bad. No, it smells like a giant cock, dude. Stinks after like a two 356 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:09,520 a day football practice. Let me see it. Dude, it seriously smells like a bag of dicks, dude. 357 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:18,040 Yeah. Looks like brine. It looks like dirty bath water is a brine. It actually looks like 358 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:23,160 a dog bowl after sitting in the sun for a fucking day or two. Dog water. You guys want 359 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:29,720 it on a cracker? It looks like hot dog water. Yeah, probably crackers. I'm going to stop. 360 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:36,480 Let's portion that up, though. But like village. Yeah, it's a little piece. Yeah. Those are 361 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:45,000 big. So big. Big enough. I feel ungrateful as an American. Yeah, for real. Yeah. Also 362 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,280 don't care right now because this is disgusting. All I can do is look at. I wasn't built for 363 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:57,440 this. All I can do is look at this food with discontent. I like sending out my own. Sound 364 00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:08,000 guy. Why is mine bigger? You need to get your weight up, Rob. I just licked my fingers. 365 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:13,280 Okay. I'll tell you that. Why? Dude, this looks like fucking coral reef. It looks, it 366 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:18,720 looked fuck. We're gonna have to wash the table. Dude, we're gonna have to wash everything. 367 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:24,080 Oh, dude. It's too big. I'm gonna. You don't even know. It could just be salty. It could 368 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:29,640 taste like fucking salty tofu. Rob likes salty surprise. So he'll be fine. Really? Cheers, 369 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:44,160 guys. Salty Splatoon. This tastes like a chum bucket. Why do I wait? Is it gross? I 370 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:48,400 try. I try. OK, you said that. I don't even I trust even one. I trust you in this moment. 371 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:53,200 He's not fucking dying like he was. I know. But you said it's all right to the fucking 372 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:59,880 minnows that we know. It wasn't good. Yeah, I know. Horrible. Yeah. You're not even going 373 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:06,640 to notice. It tasted like demonic kind of for real. That is the look of it. Get it in. 374 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:18,160 I can't stop staring at it. Serious. That doesn't work on me. They actually did when 375 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:25,720 you were throwing up almost. OK, that's not that bad. I just my mouth is dry from the 376 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:31,840 cracker. Yeah, not that bad. OK, so now that liver like I'm going to get a ringworm or 377 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:39,720 something probably like a fucking. All right, now we're going for liver pate. Man, that 378 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:42,880 was interesting. I feel like I'm going to get some of the shit that's going to come 379 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:49,040 out that it came from Wuhan. Yeah, I feel like I'm going to get a tapeworm. None of 380 00:42:49,040 --> 00:43:00,060 this is from China. That's what you think. The best way to import something would be 381 00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:07,720 to import it to a country that imports to us. OK, based off your reaction. Anybody have 382 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:13,160 cats? You probably know what that looks like. Is that frisky's? Yep. Oh, my God. You can 383 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:24,360 see the underlayment of the lid. Can I smell it? Oh, dude, you can't smell that. OK, lighten 384 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:40,360 up on it. Seriously, for real. Lighten up on it. That shit looks fucking terrible. It's 385 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:49,240 a little thick layer. Seriously, laying it on thick, aren't you? Why are you laying it 386 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:57,280 on thick? X, X, communicate this can, please. Can I get a sniff? OK. Give it a little whiff, 387 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:03,360 bud. Oh, it smells like tuna. That does not smell like tuna. That was your upper lip, 388 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:17,960 Rob. All right, guys. So pork. Fucking cheater. No, put that down. That's for the dog. Yeah. 389 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:25,040 That's for all the dogs. Grab your square. Yeah, I saw it too. Fuck. You're too late 390 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:30,360 to the party, bro. Pork liver pate, everybody. It's got a fucking gob on there, that pork 391 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:39,200 liver mashed potato. You ate the whole thing, you sick fuck. Whole thing. I just wanted 392 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:47,600 it to be one bite, bro. Is it bad? Just tell me. It's not as bad as you're thinking. Whole 393 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:51,160 thing. Throw it back. I don't know. I'm not even trying to do this to be funny. Like I 394 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:57,640 seriously, Jay knows I actually have like this phobia. Yeah, I will say it looks like 395 00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:09,040 Fancy Feast. I do. I do wish that it was possible to. It's fine. Eat that bread a little faster. 396 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:19,080 Who the fuck is here? Yeah, I don't know. Somebody's here. What did you say? Continue. 397 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:24,880 What? When I was trying to eat it, I wanted it to be possible to eat that bread faster, 398 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:34,120 but I couldn't. Really? Yeah. The aftertaste is not great at all. Okay. Do it. Get that 399 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:58,920 cat food in there. You got this. You put on a fat layer, you piece of shit. I swallowed 400 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:05,320 it. I swallowed it. I had to get it out. That's what I'm saying. You wish you could eat that 401 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:10,440 bread faster. Is it healthy for you? Portaliver? You think that's it's probably got to have 402 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:14,640 some healthy benefits or is it all processed and made in factory? That I have no idea. 403 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:21,680 I need it out. What's next? This is terrible. Yeah. Yeah. I have a I have the taste of shit 404 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:29,880 in my mouth. Corn nuts going. We should try it. We should try these. Yeah. So yeah, try 405 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:36,400 to eat some of those. But this is Lay's fried crab flavored chips. Probably going to be 406 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,520 bomb. I do like crab. That's one thing I do like just like everyone and their mother likes 407 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:55,680 crabbing a lot. You know, here we go. Wow. That smells actually very fishy. Hold up. 408 00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:01,360 You get a whiff. Smells like you. What? Now I don't really want to try them. I swear everything 409 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:11,240 that we've eaten today is fishy. Like sun baked fish. Like top water fish. You know 410 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:20,040 what I mean? The ones that lay sideways in the water. That's enough. It legit tastes 411 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:32,320 like an imitation crab chip. I only want one. It's more of these fucking corn. Yeah, God. 412 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:41,280 Give me some of these. I want more of these. More of that processed plastic. Dude. God, 413 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:48,320 those are gross. Who the fuck eats this, dude? Not being mean. I'm just fucked, dude. Actually 414 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:54,720 like a lot of different kinds of food. But everything that I've tried minus these fucking 415 00:47:54,720 --> 00:48:01,640 blessed corn nuts, dude. God bless it. I feel like Korean Jesus fucking touched these ones, 416 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:08,120 dude. Well, the plus side is we're done with all the crazy. What are these? Yeah, this 417 00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:16,480 is macaque is. It's a mystery what macaque tastes like. Yeah. I wish I could say anyways. 418 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:30,200 Let's open her up. Now I'm just scared. I feel like. It's probably not even going to 419 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:37,680 be gross. Let me smell it. Those might be watch batteries. Yeah, it doesn't smell great. 420 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:44,400 Those are full of lithium. Yeah, I can't read hieroglyphics. It doesn't smell great actually. 421 00:48:44,400 --> 00:49:03,280 I know. Oh God. Ew. No, not in the duck juice. Don't use that one. Stop. What if that's like 422 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:12,120 candy blue? That's what they call macaque. Oh no. If J's. Yeah, good. We're not eat 423 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:18,160 all eaten one. I like that. OK, it's hard as a fucking rock. What the fuck is that sound? 424 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:24,800 Hey. Fucking shoot that thing off the table. Do you like pumpkin seed? I think there is 425 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:33,960 a seed. It's just a duck. It's a duck beak in there. I wouldn't be surprised, dude. Nothing 426 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:44,440 fucking surprised me anymore. Not after today. What the fuck is this? That's fine. Rob's like 427 00:49:44,440 --> 00:50:00,960 that's my piece. Is this leaking? I know you are. Dude, props to like I don't. Super cultural 428 00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:06,240 difference like a lot of this shit made me want to die. I want to get I want to give 429 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:11,320 a shout out to the real ones who actually eat this shit on the daily. Yeah. Yeah. Well, 430 00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:16,520 if you grow y'all got strength, y'all got strength. I think it's a trap. Y'all got strength. 431 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:26,040 I feel like I'm getting hives. Seriously. Smells like sheet rock. That shit was hard 432 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:30,400 to cut. It was hella hard to cut. Has me concerned about this. We're supposed to eat. I don't 433 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:36,440 actually know. It's like in America, most people want the inner. My brother's robes 434 00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:49,000 is like fucking my mouth. Yeah. You pro. That shit stinks. Sorry about your bowl. That's 435 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:53,320 fucking bad. We might eat the wrong part, Jay, because like in America, most people 436 00:50:53,320 --> 00:51:00,680 want the innards of my cock. OK, that's true. That's the outer the gizzard of my cock. Would 437 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:06,200 you say the gizzard? You didn't you didn't you rub the liver on there? Yeah, but that's 438 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:16,800 better tasting than I just. Oh, hey, she's like, she's like, stressing me out. We have 439 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:26,200 one more thing to try and it's the good we got to already tried those. No, yes, we did 440 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:32,240 in the car on the way here. What what's wrong with that? Why does it? They were great. It's 441 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:38,560 like pistachio. Let's do it again. And time again. OK, we're going to end on a good note 442 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:44,360 with some crispy rice cookies. It just tastes like an anchovy again. I'm like, dude, like 443 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:49,760 I said, nothing surprises me after today. I feel like I had to burn all my clothes, 444 00:51:49,760 --> 00:52:03,440 dude. They're just like absorbing everything that set fire. It smells like. One thing I 445 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:09,160 will say is every other country other than America packages their food like a fucking 446 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:14,920 G. Yeah, like I know it's possible to open it annoying is what it is itself is the preservatives. 447 00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:23,040 They just fucking use like you're going to lose a net. Oh, lost one. Oh, you know, why, 448 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:30,840 Jay? It's probably because it's an import. They have to use like thicker plastics. Is 449 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:42,760 that peanut brittle? Is that what they meant to call it? It was. Cheers. Well, yeah, not 450 00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:53,000 great. Oh, hard fucking sticking my teeth like when I pull up. I don't like that. Really? 451 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,360 I mean, I don't eat it, but it tastes like that. No, it tastes. Why does it taste like 452 00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:05,600 a melon? It's a little ginger. Yeah, tastes like that root. No, that's like dirt. There's 453 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:13,680 bugs in here. Really? You're fucking with me. Got a couple crickets. Cricket. No, you're 454 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:26,440 not. Cricket legs, rice, sesame, cricket, coconut cream, peanut sugar, sugar, cricket. Oh, yeah. 455 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:32,840 This is decaf, by the way. So fuck off if you think I've been drinking it. Coffee all. 456 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:47,520 Yeah. Fucking fucking shit. Keep doing that. Rob's been having a rough one today. I don't 457 00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:53,320 want that. Stop putting it on my side, too. You know, I don't want to like lean my hand 458 00:53:53,320 --> 00:54:03,720 on my leg, but I don't want to touch my pants with my hands. Something smells fishy. You're 459 00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:17,560 like this. Remember this? Yeah. It's gonna be good. Remember this? That's the secret 460 00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:24,240 to a nitty handshake. I'm gonna go back to this. This seriously felt like I was gonna 461 00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:32,400 actually break my back molar. I'm serious. That would have been in your spot. That one's 462 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:40,840 good. This one? It is good. Eating the anchovies. Maybe you want to throw this at myself. I 463 00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:45,480 feel like everything that just happened in this episode gave me bad gut health. No, I 464 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:49,760 feel like all that shit's healthy for you. Like a straight up fish with sesame seeds 465 00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:56,680 on it and some flavor that didn't help. It tasted still like I just picked from the ocean. 466 00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:02,800 Got some fish eyes. You're such a dirtbag because I was trying to eat it and then you 467 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:24,440 had to say that after. Good job. Keep breaking stuff. Why are you doing it again? Why is 468 00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:38,520 it doing that? I don't know. Do it again. Yeah, you broke it. Wait, what was that? It doesn't 469 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:47,040 matter. Shit's wigging out. That was fun but not enjoyable. I'm sure it was fun for everybody 470 00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:51,880 else. Yeah, wait till the next time we do something crazy like this. Everything was 471 00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:56,280 definitely fit for human consumption. I just felt like I was eating spider legs for half 472 00:55:56,280 --> 00:56:03,800 of this shit. It was different for sure. But there's nothing wrong with different. No, 473 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:07,640 there is. This wasn't my thing. No, there's everything wrong with different. It makes 474 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:14,200 you want to puke. Yeah, but if you're born and raised in a culture that eats that, like 475 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:20,160 on the reg, that's what you know. Yeah, you're not wrong. Like you're raised on fucking chicken 476 00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:25,520 nuggets and cheeseburgers. That's what we know. So all this shit is weird. Dude, we 477 00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:29,200 should try. It doesn't mean it's bad. There's a site. I can't remember what site it is, 478 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:34,000 but you can get crazy flavored things. We should try to have a good one. Like the fart 479 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:38,560 flavored jelly beans? No, we should do the jelly beans. I'm serious. Fart flavored, fart 480 00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:43,080 bubble flavored jelly beans. Those are the fucking Harry Potter flavored jelly beans. 481 00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:46,240 We should do that though. There's like a little wheel you spin. I got a fucking jelly bean 482 00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:59,280 that tastes like Dobby's sock. It's like Voldemort's head. Voldemort's liver spotted head. Lokey, 483 00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:08,280 I keep the liver spotted hands off my mother. She's a saint. Smell in the. Also, if you 484 00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:12,240 guys are listening this far, tell us if you want to see anything specific. Yeah, you'd 485 00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:20,000 like Robert to eat. Specifically Robert. No, that you would. You could DMJ or myself. Yup. 486 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:23,360 For what you do. I don't want to eat anything else like that. I seriously don't even know 487 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:28,600 like what I'm doing here. I mean, that's about the people though. Who am I? Who are you? 488 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:36,520 The cereal bowl with milk full of those crab chips. I mean, it's just like, all your teeth 489 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:41,160 are coming with it. Yeah. If they want you to integrate some popcorn into broken up pieces 490 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:46,440 of the sardine chips. Imagine you didn't know that that was going to happen and you still 491 00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:51,720 had your tooth ache. Oh dude, I would have died. I would have. That would have pissed 492 00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:56,320 me off. I would have broke it off. Yeah. The plastic chips. The plastic chips. Yeah. Dude, 493 00:57:56,320 --> 00:58:00,800 I feel like you got to cook them. I'm serious. Something. It's really, really mind boggling 494 00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:05,640 that they are like legit plastic. Didn't they say that was a candy too? No, no, it's not 495 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:10,280 a candy. It's the prawn chips. The crackers. Prawn crackers. Let me look at this up real 496 00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:19,880 quick. I want to know how stupid we really are. I just... All right. Prawn crackers. 497 00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:26,520 Get your fucking fishy fingers off me, dude. Get your dirty fish sticks away from me. How 498 00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:44,920 to eat dragonfly prawn chips crackers. Prawn crackers. Oh yeah. All this shit's FDA approved, 499 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:52,840 huh? I don't want to log in. I just want to watch it. That looked very different than 500 00:58:52,840 --> 00:59:00,200 what we ate. They probably cooked them. That's what I'm saying. Shit. They probably expand, 501 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:07,280 right? Why wouldn't they tell you fucking destructions? It's like those BBs that you 502 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:12,080 put in the Nerf gun that you got to hydrate in water for 10 hours. Airsoft? Yeah. I felt 503 00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:17,280 like I was showing on Airsoft BBs with that thing. That shit was crazy, bro. I've never 504 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:23,080 ate anything. We're going to look like a bunch of idiots, dude. Fuck. Doesn't even matter, 505 00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:26,600 dude. I ain't never ate a fucking possum. I've never even heard of a prawn cracker in 506 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:42,680 my life. I'm uncultured. It's a prawn quackle. What's a prawn of time? I don't know, man. 507 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:46,160 Whatever it is, I'm not down for it. You drink some more of that fucking radioactive melon 508 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:56,120 juice. I feel like I'm going to get hypothermia from it. Dude, I feel like all the components 509 00:59:56,120 --> 01:00:01,520 in those sodas or something, they made gas out of it one time. They're like, yeah, the 510 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:09,800 gas, yeah, I can't do that no more. I feel like I ate live bait. It's a fucking catfish 511 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:16,840 chum. I feel like everything I'm seeing... I bet I could have caught a catfish off everything 512 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:23,640 out of those cans. Put it on the end of a reel? Geez, really? Yeah, just fucking... 513 01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:28,680 Catch a trophy fish with that. That's what I'm saying. You probably catch a mean catfish 514 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,960 with it, dude. They eat some nasty stuff. Look, right there, shrimp chips. It's like 515 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:36,480 the same thing, but they expand. But they're like crispy. It's like expanded plastic. That's 516 01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:40,400 what I'm saying, dude. 100%, I think you're supposed to... I think we ate them raw. Straight 517 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:45,720 up. That just shows how dumb we are. It's not dumb. It's just like we didn't know. Are 518 01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,880 we supposed to fry them up? They look like Pringles too. Should throw one in the microwave 519 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:58,320 real quick for a minute. No. Yeah, I want to see what it does. Should we hydrate it? 520 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:07,920 Put a little dash of water? I don't think so. They got food wrapped up in the center 521 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:20,080 of that, huh? Yeah, look at them, dude. That's 100% it. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. That's it. Oh, 522 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:26,320 bro. We ate them without cooking them. We are ridiculous. Serve at a party in a big bowl. 523 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:30,360 So they're probably good and you can probably put some salt on them and shit. Yeah, you're 524 01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:36,040 supposed to fry them up. Like saute? So you could fry them in cannoli oil. You turn them 525 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:42,560 into... Cannoli? Oh, the cannoli oil? I wish we had some cannolis. That sounds so weird. 526 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:48,560 Some prawn cannolis? No. Anchovy flavored, mackerel flavored cannolis. Stop. Stop. It's 527 01:01:48,560 --> 01:02:01,080 gross. That dude eating sea foam? Huh? Oh, plate? Oh. We should actually try that. What? 528 01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:06,960 Sautéed? Cook them in some oil. Yeah, because I've had those. I didn't know that was what 529 01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:12,320 those were though. Shit, it hurt my teeth, man. Yeah, definitely don't eat them raw. 530 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:16,320 I almost had to take a trip to the old Dennis. You would think that they would at least tell 531 01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:23,880 you. Or maybe it's just common sense to cook it up. Yeah, because those look nothing. I 532 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:30,440 assumed that's what was in there because those look fluffy. Yeah. Crunchy, fluffy. These 533 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:37,800 are just decorations. I'm appalled at what happened. What'd you say? I feel like my face 534 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:42,440 has looked the same since we started. You guys have not been excited about this episode, 535 01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:47,000 but it's episode 10. It is 10. It's not that many, but we've got to do something cool. 536 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:51,200 We've got this shit on in the background, the bowling. Whoever you think you are, I 537 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:57,760 am. Have you seen that video? Can you pull it up? We're going to leave you hanging. What 538 01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:06,760 is it? Just say bowling, Selly. I bet you that'll bring it up. C-E-L-L-Y. Yeah, it's 539 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:14,440 literally I knew it was going to come up too. Oh shit. Oh, what the? Damn. It fucking worked. 540 01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:22,520 You can microwave them. Wow. Hold on. Let me take my Zen out. Do you want to try it? 541 01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:28,440 That's wild. Did you put anything in here, sound guy? Oh, a little bit of oil with them. 542 01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:37,040 That's why it's oily. Motherfucker, it's hot as shit too. God damn, don't touch that. I 543 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:44,240 really want to try it. Don't touch hot oil. Don't you touch it. That video is hot on the 544 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:57,920 bottom. I trust that it's good. Jesus Christ. Can you get it? Did you get it, bud? It's 545 01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:06,240 definitely better. I'm good. Try it. I'm like, he's going to try it like a dog. Let me try 546 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:10,280 it. Just eat from the center. Don't eat the edge because it's not cooked all the way on 547 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:22,680 the edge. It's being a little panache. Little plesuagge. Just eat that part. It tastes a 548 01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:27,840 little pronny. Why is everything so fishy all the time? They like their fish. It's 549 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:35,560 not even that it's gross. It's just, dude, it like fucks with me because that slight 550 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:40,280 fish flavor made me think of the fuck that damn. You know what I'm trying to say? I'm 551 01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:47,200 a little lost for words. The sardines. Yeah. Those were hella fishy. Those fucking artichoke 552 01:04:47,200 --> 01:05:09,840 things we ate or whatever they are. All right. Didn't care for it. Watch this. What a fucking 553 01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:19,120 nerd, dude. He's kind of a G though. I don't even understand it. Peter Weber. God damn 554 01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:28,560 it. I did it. What do you want? 300? Oh, probably. We won. He takes it seriously. Well, yeah, 555 01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:35,000 if you're a pro, you should. Yeah. He's popping his collar on the old bowling alley. Yeah. 556 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:38,640 You know, he partied hard after that too. I wonder how much they get paid. He got to 557 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:42,280 bed by 10 o'clock instead of eight that night. I mean, this was the eighties and I think 558 01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:48,000 this one, they said 150 K 150 K back in the eighties and that was a lot. Yeah. That's 559 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:53,000 like a million now. Probably. Yeah. Back in the eighties with 150 K you could, that's 560 01:05:53,000 --> 01:06:00,120 generational wealth. I saw a video actually like considering the house back then was like 561 01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:07,800 $8,000. I mean, 150 K is fucking generational wealth for what you could do with that. Yeah. 562 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:18,880 It said, I don't remember a year, 1984 or something. The year of, what's his name? Watergate. 563 01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:27,440 No, fucking the first movie star president. What's his name? Nicholas Cage. Reagan. Oh. 564 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:35,800 Oh yeah. He was a movie star? He was a TV actor. Oh, I didn't. The average salary, I 565 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:46,840 don't remember what it said. The average salary was no. No. Oh, I know what you're talking 566 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:52,560 about where they compared the average household salary of the middle class to the real estate. 567 01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:57,080 Yeah. And then what it is today. And it was like what a house costs. Like their yearly 568 01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:01,440 income would be like $3,000 more a year. So they could basically pay their house off in 569 01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:12,280 like four years. Yeah. Hey, you fucker. Yeah. And then he was saying that middle class like 570 01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:21,160 is in today's day and age is 174,000 a year, which will barely, honestly with the credit, 571 01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:26,120 you could barely get a half a million dollar house with that nowadays because you just 572 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:29,640 wouldn't be able to afford it with the interest rates and what you're paying in property taxes 573 01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:34,400 and all that fucking horseshit. It's all a nightmare. Get me started, Jay. Sorry. Me 574 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:39,720 fucking started. Well, good thing that we're wrapping it up. Yep. Whoever you think you 575 01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:46,280 are. Cause I said, I wouldn't politic you hose. I am straight politic and you don't 576 01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:51,640 want to hear it. All the taking. You don't want what I got in there. Steve is knowledgeable 577 01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:59,280 as AF. Fringe theory. Daddy is what you might want to call me. Yeah. Suck that. Don't. All 578 01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:04,200 right. Anyways, it's not consensual. Yeah. Don't suck it. We told you that we were going 579 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:08,120 to eat some weird things that we typically don't eat. And we ate some weird fuck. I feel 580 01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:12,160 like I have to go take a shower after this. I got to do something, dude. Yeah. I got to 581 01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:17,320 go tear my skin off. I got a fucking I'm going to go play a fish. You guys want sushi for 582 01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:23,480 dinner? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know about now. I'm down for it. Yeah. I like sushi. 583 01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:32,240 We can probably do sushi. Sushi. It is sushi bake. Sushi bake. Sushi bake. All right. Thanks. 584 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:41,280 Thanks guys. Fuck you. Fuck off. Eat shit. Go fuck yourself. I'm going to mute your ass. 585 01:08:41,280 --> 01:08:47,360 Go fucking sit down and do nothing. It's the weekend. You're not very good at that. Later 586 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:59,280 guys. Stab him, Jay. Later. It's all jacked. You jacked it up. Fucked it off, dude. Yeah, 587 01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:04,080 you broke it. All right. Fucked it. Later, guys. Thank you again. I love you. Till next 588 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:17,720 time. Bye bye. Bye bye.