Bop
Um...
BOP
Bop
That's pretty boppy.
Bop
BEEP
Ah-ah
That's like...
That's like a revolver.
Bop
Oh hello everybody!
Whaaat?
What's up?
I'm Jay.
Rob.
Steve.
And this is That Motherfucking Ain't It podcast.
That ain't it.
It's not.
Jay's finally in a good mood for a podcast.
His attitude got in check for once.
Yeah.
It's because I got that tooth ripped out the fuck of my head.
Yeah.
Not suffering.
I'm like...
Don't feel like you wanna fuckin' beat somebody.
I was gonna say something crazy.
I'm like, why are you in a good mood?
What happened this morning in there?
Ha ha ha!
I got sucked off.
Ew.
Just kidding.
I didn't.
Stop.
God.
Oh sorry.
You pressed my button and I answered.
Pick that up.
Sorry.
That's what you meant because you were being dirty.
Cheers.
How's your guys' work week been?
Mmm.
Fuck off with that motorcycle around here, okay?
There's a dude that keeps driving around his motorcycle.
Or it's a big diesel.
Might get springtime or something.
Fuck off.
Driving around with his fucking motorcycle.
We need to do away with the time change bullshit.
It's true though.
It's a hawk of shit.
Spring forward.
I feel like it's not real.
Fall back.
It's not real.
Yeah, fall the fuck.
Arizona has it, right?
They don't fucking do it.
Really?
This is dumb.
Yeah, Arizona doesn't do it.
Do you know Gino the Ghost?
That guy that put those videos on TikTok?
He always has the Cartier glasses on and he's really funny.
And he just.
Yes, I do actually.
He's like the bully.
Shout out Gino.
That's the kind of bully.
Yeah, Gino's fire.
But he was explaining why.
Do you guys know why the time change whole thing got brought
about?
Nope.
It's this scientist dude that studied bugs.
And he's not even from America.
And he convinced them to do it.
So he has more time to study bugs, essentially,
is how it became a thing.
Yeah.
Gino's like, why the fuck do I have to lose an hour of sleep
so you can study insects for a longer period of time?
That's real?
Yeah.
That's what he said, according to Gino.
Study your fucking bugs on your own time, pal.
Yeah, please.
I don't.
The only bugs that you need to study
are the ones in your pants.
I mean, study.
I don't know about study.
Speaking of own time, you know who's running out of it?
Speaking of what time?
Own time.
Own time?
Yeah.
On time?
What does that mean?
Do things on your own time?
Like who's running out of their own time?
Yeah.
Say it.
Hold up.
Say it.
Hold up.
Before you say it.
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
Puffy, dirty diddler.
Oh my god.
P didds is in a lot of heat right now.
He's in the muck.
He done it.
Like so much so that when we were just
went to push and pour again, as per usual.
Yeah, per usual.
Robert ordered a dirty chai, but he accidentally said,
can I get a diddy chai?
Yeah.
And it was a little rough, but diddy's been on his mind.
So.
That whole situation's so fucking crazy.
It's pretty wild, not going to lie.
See that video of like, I think it
was like a bunch of people on his street, like reporters
and shit.
And the one guy pulls up in some nice car
and it's supposedly his neighbor and he's all like,
motherfucker's got kids there all the time doing shit.
Oh, his neighbor, yeah.
He's like in a charger or something.
He's in some, yeah, something.
But he said he was in his neighbor's.
Yeah, it's like one of his neighbors.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Right?
I saw a video where his house was getting raided by the FBI.
Yeah.
It's all over the news, bud.
Yeah.
Well, it's probably getting, dude, I heard a conspiracy
that it was a Joe Rogan was talking about it.
And he's like, whoever was the guest on Joe Rogan's podcast
said he heard that there was a conspiracy that the feds went
in to erase everything for him.
Oh, I don't know.
And Joe Rogan's like, there's always layers to this shit.
Yeah, that's true.
That's not like that's, it's just someone said,
something somebody said, but who knows?
You know what I mean?
I feel like I don't know what to believe anymore about anything.
It's valid.
I don't even know who you guys are.
I don't trust either of you.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't trust either of you.
Fuck you guys.
I hope you get a tummy ache from that energy drink.
Yep.
I'm not going to get a tummy ache.
Drinking a warm energy drink?
Well, I hope you do.
It's literally the fucking holiest weekend,
and you're drinking a warm energy drink.
That is fucking blasphemy.
What would you do if I had your fuel cap all along, your oil
cap, and it was in my room?
That'd be hilarious.
I got it for you for your birthday.
You open up your gift.
Can we tell that story?
Can we tell that story real quick?
Dude.
Because we like to get an early start to these podcasts.
And a couple weeks ago.
I didn't even say anything.
I just said, dude, and he's like, so fucking Steve.
Let's roll with it.
All right.
A couple of weeks ago, Rob's bitch ass comes out.
I was awake.
I was out here first.
I was sitting in the dark when you got here, remember?
It was.
It was odd.
What I was saying is you weren't even awake.
And you're like, bro, Steve fucked up.
Like half awake.
I was half asleep.
And I was about to get Lucas ready to go to the grocery
store because I was going to cook breakfast for all of us.
And so me and Lucas were going to let Nicole sleep
and go to the grocery store and stuff.
And then he's like, Steve fucked up, dude.
Can you call him?
He did something.
So I wasn't even speaking English.
I have to drive to the fucking other.
Yeah, I bet.
It was a mistake.
Try getting my hand into the fucking my car,
the way the motor sits.
I don't know why the fuck Acura does shit like this.
But it's hard for me to understand
what happens overseas because I'm not there.
So the oil cap is tilted forward slightly
facing the radiator about 20% down on the front of the motor.
My hand's barely fucking fitting in there, dude.
So I'm fucking.
You have silver back hands, dude.
I'm like squeezing by with fucking fingertips
trying to get the sand screwed.
Just.
And it slipped out of my fucking hands,
went through the motor compartment onto my skid plate.
And my car has a full skid from front to back.
And they overlap each other.
Your underwear also has a full skid from front to back, too.
I'm not the one always shit in my pants, bud.
I haven't shit my pants for a long time.
Continue your story.
Today might be your day.
It might be.
Continue your fucking story, bud.
So the front skid plate that overlaps the second skid plate
goes to the center skid plate.
And the center skid plate's all metal and nuts and bolts,
which would have been fine because I
have a socket kit in my car.
Because that's how we do it.
Got to be ready for shit.
What I do not have is one of those fucking plastic pin
plier pullers, dude.
And that's what I needed.
And I was fully prepared to rip this fucking skid plate off
and just get a new one because I feel
like having my old caps a little bit more beneficial.
And here's the other thing.
I didn't stay at my house the night before.
And my phone was at like 3%.
It gets better and better.
So I called Jay.
Or no, Jay called me.
And he's like, hey, bro.
What's going on?
And I tell him the whole story.
It's ridiculous.
He's like, holy shit, bro.
That sucks.
I'm like, yep.
But I looked up online with my 3% if there was an oil cap
somewhere.
And there was an O'Reilly's down the street.
And so we went there.
And I got a little shout out to O'Reilly's, man.
Shout them out.
O'Reilly's Auto Parts.
Auto Parts.
You literally.
Auto Parts.
You could have shut the fuck up as soon
as he finished the auto parts.
And it would have been perfect.
They would have thought we planned it.
Your bitch ass made it sound like fucking shit.
Maybe it.
You suck.
Say it.
Spit it out, Rob.
It's not yours.
You know what you are?
You're the type of fucking person that fucking.
You know what you are, Rob?
You're the type of person that fucking beats birds.
What?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
You put your parrot in fucking headlocks and shit.
What does that even mean?
That's just the type of guy you are.
What?
Rob's in the shower over there squeezing his parakeet.
Really?
No, I'm not.
What does beat a bird mean?
Well, think about it.
Look at your life, bud.
I actually don't understand.
Look at your life, bud.
It's cool.
You're a bird beater.
Jay, when he was a kid, his mom told me
that he used to kill small animals and stuff like that.
That's definitely not true, dude.
Jay's not the type, dude.
You're the one over there choking chickens.
Cool.
Yeah.
Back me up.
Someone back me up.
That's partially what a bird beater is.
Back me up.
Bird beater.
Back me up.
You're over there turkey pulling.
I'm not.
Chicken choking.
Good old fashioned goose neck.
Gooseneckin'.
Speaking of goose, we had chicken today.
It's a bird.
And the chicken's in the bird family.
It's not goose.
A goose burger?
Dude.
Rooster roasted.
What's the weirdest food you guys have ever eaten?
Weirdest type of exotic meat besides your own?
What the fuck, dude?
Really?
Speaking of doing that to yourself.
Cut them out.
I don't know if this is true, so Soundguy.
Yeah.
Soundguy.
I know where your head's going.
I fact checked this.
Old two rib Manson?
Yeah.
Growing up, that was like the rumor of Marilyn Manson
is he had a rib or two removed so he could suck himself up.
It was a real thing.
It's not even a rumor.
Did you ever hear it?
It's real.
Don't lie right now.
I'm not.
You can give me my phone.
We're going to fact check this.
Google Images specifically.
Look it up.
No fact check.
No.
Did you ever see the first cover of their first album?
There?
Who's like the Marilyn Manson in their band?
No.
Dude, it's like a fucking guy that
has a gas mask on that has a hose to a fucking underwear
set that Manson's wearing.
Ew.
Yeah, super weird.
And fucking tracks with trying to suck his own pee pee.
I'll kink shame that.
That's weird.
I will definitely kink shame that.
Wow.
Google Wikipedia has a fucked up description right now.
So I googled, did Marilyn Manson have ribs removed?
It said, it was rumored that Marilyn Manson had ribs
removed to facilitate autofalatio.
That's straight from Google.
It does say rumored, so maybe I fucked up.
Why does it say auto?
Autofalatio, that's like you're doing it to yourself.
I guess.
That's why I'm kind of caught off guard.
I've never heard of autofalatio.
Why do they call it autoimmune then?
Are they doing it to themselves?
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's like yourself doing it.
Why do they call it the autobond?
No.
OK.
But it does say, in an interviewed for a Vogue article
in 2000, John E. Sherman of Wheel Cornell Medical College
said that while such a procedure was theoretically possible,
there was no record of it in the medical literature.
Well, I wouldn't film it either.
I'd keep it on love if I wanted to do that.
Yeah, that's neither here nor there.
Yeah.
Fuck Wikipedia.
Everything I'm seeing is saying rumors.
Nothing's actually confirmed.
Fuckopedia.
Yeah.
I think Wikipedia is the most resourceful website
you can go on to figure out information.
For sure.
Interesting.
The thing I like about it is it's user friendly.
So you can put your truth in there.
It's also your truth.
And then when you go on there, they always
be asking you to pay.
They're like, hey, dude, pay our institution
to read someone else's shit.
Dude, back on the diddler thing, though.
Oh, D diddler.
Pete did it.
No diddy.
Pete diddler.
Yeah.
Pedo diddler.
Oh my god.
That's what the P stands for?
Yep.
Let's actually see what's come out
within the last couple days for this.
That's close.
I'm not kidding.
I think you got some on, Jay.
Did you really?
Damn it.
I know that was there, you fuck.
Take it off.
No.
Are you serious?
Dude.
You want to fuck around, you're going to find out.
Dude.
It went to the bottom?
Yeah, it's sunk.
It's heavy.
So this was five hours ago.
This is on the New York Post.
FBI set to widen diddy sex probe over claims
rapper boasted about shooting people, bribing jurors,
and using JLo as gun mule.
Yeah.
Bro, there's a lot of shit.
This shit's getting crazier and crazier by the minute.
Yeah.
JLo was packing his gun.
Dude, I also heard about his son.
Apparently his son was arrested that day,
by the way, when they raided his house.
He was in cuffs.
I don't know if he was arrested.
He was probably just detained.
But his son apparently was on the street.
He was working for his dad to recruit sex workers and shit.
Which is insane.
Why bring your kids into this shit?
Do you think Diddy's on the Epstein list?
Dude.
Maybe.
Probably.
So here's a
People are comparing this situation to Epstein.
No, this is what I'm saying.
I think it is part of the same thing.
Not like I don't think the two things are linear.
I think they're connected.
Like they cross?
Yes, and this is why.
So and I don't mean this in a serious manner,
but Epstein got convicted of sex trafficking,
which he definitely should have.
And he already had like lewd conduct charges
that he got convicted of in 2008 when, what's his name?
Alex Acosta.
It was Trump's agriculture secretary, I think.
He was something.
But he cut a deal with Epstein.
And this is the crazy thing, dude.
Don't touch me.
He said the reason in an interview
why he cut Epstein a deal.
So Epstein got time served and let out on probation.
Right?
Epstein?
Yeah.
And the whole reason that Epstein had the island where
he did was because of the border that it was within.
Was like the Virgin Islands, I think,
which is a US territory governed by a governor.
And that specific governor didn't require Epstein
to register in their area.
No, this is crazy.
I'm laughing at the mugshot.
So that he could open a bank like there.
Because he legally couldn't if he had like those charges.
So Alex Acosta said he got a phone call
from someone that said Epstein belonged to the intelligence
community.
Like CIA shit, right?
Which in a there's a book that was written called The Ghost.
I have it.
It's about James Angleton, who was like the deputy director
of like counter espionage for the CIA.
Like from the point that it started all the way
to like the 70s, I think.
And when he died, the contents of his safe were opened.
And they found what they call the crown jewels, which
is like all this dirty fucking blackmail shit against people
that was directly correlated with the CIA.
And part of it was the type of blackmailing
that Epstein was doing, where he would get people on tape doing
shit that is illegal and would get them in prison
for a long fucking time.
And then they would just have their way with people, right?
So he walked in.
He's like, what's up, brother?
No, so check this out.
My opinion on the Epstein thing, like I said,
I'm not being serious when I say this.
He should have got more than life.
And although I wish he would have been alive to testify
and give all the information.
Although I wish he was alive at least long enough to testify
and give information on people that were a part of it.
He should have got the death penalty.
So in the end, he got what he deserved, in my opinion.
But how do you get convicted of life for sex trafficking
if they never proved who you sex trafficked to?
Right?
Yeah, that's fucking weird.
So where are all the people he sex trafficked these people to?
And I'm not being insensitive to the victims.
It's fucking crazy what happened.
And that type of shit is so dark when people do that.
But why didn't the courts pursue the people that
were being sex trafficked to?
You know what I mean?
The people that were paying for these services,
where are those motherfuckers at?
I think what's happening is they're
starting to crack down around the different industries.
Epstein was a financier.
Diddy's in music.
People like Weinstein are in film.
And there's multiple people in those industries, even artists,
directors.
Roman Polanski, French director, crazy fucking shit, right?
I think that they don't want to let out
the names on the Epstein list because it involves
every fucking buddy at the top.
Well, yeah.
Exactly.
Across all industries, politics.
Well, everything would fucking crumble.
Well, everyone around the world would
know that everybody at the top tier of our country
are fucking pedophiles.
Little D diddlers.
This New York Post article is actually
comparing Diddy to Epstein.
Jones compared Holmes to Jeffrey Epstein
and accused the mogul of groping his genitals,
grooming him into having sex, and forcing
him to procure sex workers, strippers, and drugs.
Crazy.
That's not OK.
Nope.
Shit's wild.
Yeah.
It's crazy how Diddy's been in the game for so fucking long,
and this shit's just been going on, and nobody has said something.
Well, it's because everyone's on his team.
Well, Epstein was, too, bro.
That's my whole point.
I know.
But that's crazy that it can go on for so long.
But that's the point of it is because everyone
and their mother who are up in the higher elites are in on it.
And like, I understand that.
I'm just saying, that's fucking crazy.
So here's the thing with Epstein.
Nobody really knew about him until the 90s, right?
Because in the 90s is when he was rich as a motherfucker.
Diddy, you have something?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh.
No.
Oh, yeah, dude.
You're going to need some of those, bitch.
Little chicken neck.
Stop.
So check this out.
Check this out.
Leslie Wexner, the guy who started Victoria's Secret,
also a fucking weirdo pervert.
Epstein, when he was younger, started managing that dude's
finances, right?
Listen to this.
I'm listening.
Wexner accuses him of stealing a couple million dollars,
like in the 70s.
And that's when they kind of like part ways.
Or sorry, in the 80s.
I think he took that money, started this fucking sex
trafficking op, and then started blackmailing people
for crazy amounts of monies.
Crazies amounts of monies.
And that's when he started coming up in the 90s,
where it was like this fucking billionaire that
was some financier, and really what he was doing
is running his own fucking bank that most likely was a
laundering money operation for other sex traffickers,
as well as himself.
Seriously.
Are you serious?
Stop.
Dude, I'm going to fall backwards.
Stop.
Please, I'm trying to sit back down.
Sit the fuck down.
I am.
That's what I've been trying to.
Get sat.
Let's do the pod like.
I'm going to sit back down.
Are you fucking done?
Yeah, you.
Sweating now.
You know, it's another weird thing.
You know, J. Edgar Hoover had his own sex blackmailing room.
Something gives me an idea that you
were involved in all this shit, too, pervert.
J. Edgar Hoover time?
Yeah, J. Edgar Hoover, bro.
Look it up.
So back in the.
Honestly, he was probably doing it before the 50s and 60s.
But back when it was like illegal for sodomy and all
that shit, you know what I mean?
He would coerce people or put them
in situations with male prostitutes
and get them all blackmailed up.
No, I didn't do it.
It's you.
Don't lie to me.
I swear.
He is your penis.
I'm killed.
Are you singing?
When do you become as Ernest's penis?
I just
live up to currency anymore.
True.
Yes, I do.
Dude.
Checking your eye watch to see if it's in there.
I can't drink that anymore.
All right.
What are you doing, Jay?
He's going back to see where you threw it at.
Is this still recording?
Doing a QC inspection over there.
Yeah, making sure you-
Quality control.
Your bitch ass didn't put it in there.
I feel like you put it somewhere and you're just being an asshole about it.
Uh-uh.
All right, so check this out.
I don't break these.
Knock it off.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Not on Easter weekend.
True.
What's Saturday?
Palm... No, Good Friday.
What's Saturday?
The in-between.
Is there a name for a Saturday?
The in-between.
What are you guys doing for Easter?
Easter.
Going to families.
Well, apparently we're not.
What?
Going to church?
Yep, because we didn't RSVP.
We didn't-
I'm out.
You have to RSVP to go to church on Easter?
Yeah, apparently.
Well, go to a different church then.
No, I have to go to that one.
You got bigger problems if that's the case.
That's the only way.
Are you going to church?
Maybe.
Where?
Where, yeah.
Where?
St. Anthony's?
No.
St. Edward's?
No, not Catholic.
St. Luke's?
You want to get sent to St. Luke's?
In a second?
That's a hospital.
I'll send you there.
I'll send you to fucking St. Al's in about a second.
That's the worst one.
Yep.
You don't want to go there.
Good luck getting fixed there.
You don't want to go there.
They might fix something they didn't need fixing.
Dude, my cousin, they might give you a swap-up.
I'll give you some hormone blockers.
Sorry.
So, do you know, so my cousin works for St. Luke's and he had to do some stuff at St.
Alphonse.
He said it was the worst place ever.
I bet.
What's the rumor behind that?
Is it a drug mule front?
No, I don't know.
I don't know, but I do know.
Is it a shit show there?
I mean, it's Catholic owned, right?
Non-profit.
I feel like we should start.
Oh, shit.
We're non-profit too for this podcast.
Yeah.
This article was put out by Yahoo.
SugNight.
Yeah.
It says, SugNight warns Diddy his life's in danger during jailhouse call.
They're going to get you if they can.
SugNight.
Sugarshownight.
Sugarshownomeli.
That's crazy.
He's dope.
He's got hands.
Yeah.
Did you just say SugNight's dope?
Sugarshownomeli.
Oh, I was like, Sugarshownomeli.
Sugarshownomeli.
Okay.
He's a UFC fighter.
Hey, Jay, check this out.
Catch up with the times.
Check this out really quick because I was looking into this.
Have you heard that the courts that have been doing the further investigations into the
Epstein thing, they actually...
Well, I wouldn't say further investigations.
I'm pretty sure some good Samaritans brought some information forward.
They really had no choice but to really get into it.
The court ordered certain names on what they call the Epstein list and what they call credible.
Jay's over here doing a science project.
Listen.
Not the Epstein list that's been circulating the internet forever because that's not real.
Well, it might be, but...
I was like, what do you mean it's not real?
It might be, but...
The list?
Yeah.
It's a list that the courts have actually deemed as real where they say that certain
names have had to have been revealed legally.
It's out there now.
Clinton's on there 50 fucking times.
Yeah.
Don't get me started on the Clintons.
Have you guys ever heard about the Clinton list?
Dude, it's a list of 50 people that are directly correlated with Clinton at certain periods
of his life that are very close to him that have died around times where he's been in
scandals.
Really?
I swear, dude.
And the way that they've died has been super shady.
Bro.
I'm not saying that he murdered them because I don't know, but the circumstances around
a lot of those deaths is super crazy.
And a lot of them happened when he was governor of Arkansas.
And these are all people that easily would have been credible witnesses because of how
close they were to him.
And they were just people doing their job, not doing crimes.
You know what I mean?
Dude, this whole shit's fucking crazy.
Check this out, bro.
I didn't know that ain't entered into a political podcast.
Well, we're talking about diddlers, bro, and how fucking dark and deep it goes.
The rabbit hole?
Yeah.
Just that.
It's a rabbit hole.
It is a rabbit hole.
Just listen to this and I'll stop.
Okay?
So these are three people that I would consider people that would probably have information
on people that didn't want that information getting out and might have the means to do
something to those people.
So Alfred Rodriguez was butler on Epstein Island.
Butlers around all the motherfucking time.
And especially when you got a bunch of diddlers.
Yeah.
A bunch of puff daddies running around.
Yeah.
A bunch of fucking dirty diddler monies.
So that dude's dead.
Yeah.
And he died at 60, they say, of lymphoma.
Okay?
That most likely did exist in his body.
But they used it.
But they probably used it.
And there have been political fucking hits that have been covered up by credible doctors
like the JFK assassination where they said that it was one fucking bullet that did all
that damage and made all those holes.
Just fucking went hop skipping around and then jumped out and hit two other people.
Hop skipping a jump.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And they use a doctor to prove it back then.
Yeah.
To say that the magic bullet theory was real.
So that guy's dead.
Jean-Luc Brunel.
How many names do you have?
Just three.
So listen.
Jean-Luc Brunel, Suicided, was a big fashion model scout in France where Epstein had a
villa which is where Prince Andrew has been testified against who have been going to that
place a bunch.
Even when Epstein wasn't there, they say.
And then Bill Richardson who was Clinton's.
He was Clinton's energy secretary when Clinton was president.
That's four.
No, that's three.
Who ended up being New Mexico governor and his cause of death was never revealed.
It is weird.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Everybody's in on it.
Well, those are three people that would have seen Clinton.
It's to cover their own asses too, bro.
There's so many people in on it that you wouldn't think.
And so all this shit is they're covering their own ass.
And so if somebody gets infiltrated like P Diddy, there's a bunch of people that are connected
to P Diddy.
Sean Didler comes.
I love how 50 Cent is like fucking trolling.
His Instagram is hard on Diddy right now.
His Instagram is comedy gold right now for real.
It's pretty great.
So funny.
Hey, on a lighter note, if you guys could travel anywhere in the world right now, where
would you go?
If you can go anywhere like for a week.
Switzerland.
Sorry.
You can go for a month.
Switzerland.
I can say where I wouldn't go really quick.
I wouldn't go to your island, Jeffrey.
I'm like, quit asking fucker.
Stop inviting me.
You said Switzerland, Jay.
Jamaica, man.
Yeah, that's because you've already been to Scotland.
Jay is born in Scotland.
But I want to go to.
That's not true.
Let me pull it up.
I just have so you guys know I feel like I said this before I go to Portugal.
You did Portugal sick.
I we can go find Jordan's dad.
I don't want to consider myself a photographer, but I love taking photos.
You take fire photos.
No, Jay's downplaying it.
His photos are insane.
Don't let him don't let this fucking ever want to pay money to a good photographer.
There's a good guy.
Yeah, right here to my right or to your left to pay good money, though.
Not bad money.
Good money.
Also, if you need to do just kidding.
If you need a DJ, hit up Bob.
Hey, Bob, if you need your house painted, if you hit up Steve or if you need a chef
or a chef, I'll do it better.
He'll paint your walls.
And hey, Jay's like he's a better chef than he is a painter.
If you've never seen your paint.
So I don't know if you need to get diddled.
Call this guy.
I run a paint crew.
I know.
That's why I said paint.
I when I said that you love to or that you're a good painter, I forgot that you love to
cook.
So you need your wall.
Should have said that first.
That's OK.
That's fine.
But that's what I said.
He'll paint your walls and cookie dinner.
Yeah.
And if you need to get diddled, call him to know what what we're done with the diddler
toss.
It's gone.
It's it's right out to the who's get get it out.
Did he's going to that who's go is going to the who's go.
Yeah, he's fucked.
Now you made me forget what I was looking at.
You were looking up like something about like, you know, we're you know, where did he's never
going to make it.
Wait, what's pegging mean, Jay?
What are you looking at?
Fuck off.
My God, dude.
Hey, Jay, you know where did he's never going to make it?
Take one wild guess.
Trial or yeah, he's not going to make it.
I wish I can drink my damn water.
Yeah, sucks.
I'm good.
I have a yeti that doesn't have a used zin pouch in it.
It's basically like water with a mint leaf.
You're welcome.
So there's I back on the photo shit back on the photo shit.
I want to go to Switzerland because there's there's a number of places that I want to
go to take a specific photo.
For example, Half Dome.
Yeah, I would love to go to Yosemite and take a picture of Half Dome.
But Switzerland, like obviously the Matterhorn is just one of the most iconic.
The Matterhorn is crazy.
Most iconic mountains in the world.
It's scaring me, Jay.
I'm sorry.
Dude, how high is that bitch?
Let's see.
It is 14,692 feet.
That's it.
It's a 14 year.
That's that's high.
That's pretty high.
Yeah, isn't it?
It looks like what's that mountain in Washington that everybody always hikes Rainier?
Yeah, isn't Rainier that high?
Dude, do you know what the Matterhorn you guys have seen Harry Potter, right?
You know, the talking hat or whatever.
The Matterhorn looks like that.
You guys like Harry Potter?
14,411 feet.
So pretty close.
There it is.
Do you know that Colorado?
Let me let me fact check.
I love these fun facts.
I didn't know any of this shit.
Colorado factual.
Yeah.
Now, Albert, what is that?
You got speed fingers, bud.
You're real good with your fingers.
Yeah, I'm good with my fingers.
I'm good with my fingers.
Yeah, there it is.
So Colorado has the most...
That's it to himself.
So they call them 14ers and that is peaks above 14,000 feet.
Oh shit, really?
In the US, there is 96 14ers.
And they're all west of the Mississippi.
And Colorado has 53 of those.
Holy, are you serious?
Yeah, it's wild.
Name all of them right now.
Couldn't.
Oh, won't.
Won't even try.
There is one, I think it's kind of near Colorado Springs that you can actually drive to the
top of.
I can't remember the name of it.
Well, slap some Morris code on that keyboard if you're popping.
It's like, dude, you want to hear something funny?
Pike's Peak.
There is Pike's Peak.
He can drive to the top of Pike's Peak.
So I haven't been to the top of a 14er.
I never actually went to Pike's Peak.
I wanted to, but I didn't.
But I went to this place and it's called Gwinella's Pass.
And you can drive, I think it's like 11 or 12,000 feet.
And then you hike the rest to the top.
And I'm not doing anything.
I'm a fucking liar.
Jay, please back me up.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm not trying to mess with you.
I'm not fucking with you.
I realize everything is video.
I know.
Yeah.
You can go back and watch the receipts.
Instant Reve challenge that shit.
Run it back.
I'm glad for all I care.
Mother trucker back.
No, for real.
Tell him.
Tell him I wasn't doing anything.
OK.
Want to know what happened?
Watch it back.
Then you'll know.
Look it back.
I didn't do anything.
Didn't do anything.
Turn it back.
Glad you didn't.
I know.
And I started to and I'm sure.
And then Steve and I were like laughing about it.
And then I was like trying to ignore him.
So I went like this.
Yeah.
And then he laughed.
And he laughed and it made it look like I was doing something.
You can see why I thought you were doing something.
Yeah, I can.
But you don't want to ever listen to me.
Nope.
Because you're a liar.
I don't know why you're making this fucking red line.
Sorry.
I know.
Sorry, everybody.
I'm like a blown out.
You're what?
You're acting like a bitch right now.
No, I'm not.
Yeah.
You push play on that whole shit, didn't you?
Need to pause.
Anyways, continue with the pause.
I'm trying.
Hey, remember how we said be careful with the table and you're not doing that?
Anyways, continue, Steve or Jay.
Fuck.
I don't even remember what I was saying.
Oh, Gwinella Pass.
But so you guys know, I used to smoke cigarettes.
Religiously.
Yep.
A lot.
A lot of cigarettes.
The most American spirits I've ever seen suck down in one day.
So a rough decision I made was to smoke a cigarette, a few cigarettes, if we're being
honest.
At Gwinella Pass.
Oh shit.
Talk about a cigarette hitting you different and you feel like you're about to pass out.
Well, you're already a mile high.
Because it's in...
More.
I'm just saying like Denver's already raised.
Yeah.
Mile high city.
Exactly.
So don't look at me like I'm dumb.
Gwinella Pass, where I was, wasn't above 14,000 feet because I didn't hike my fat ass to
the top of that shit.
I was just like, oh, I want to take a photo because it looks cool.
Looks good.
Fuck you.
What am I doing?
Okay.
You're clowning around.
No, I'm not.
You're clowning around.
Anyways, I had to sit down after the first cigarette.
I was like, oh fuck.
Literally like almost like shaky legs.
Shakey legs.
I was like, I need to sit.
Jay was doing this.
Remember how you just gave Steve shit for shaking the table?
You just shook the fucking house.
Sorry.
Take care with the table.
You almost passed out?
Yeah.
So be careful if you smoke cigarettes above, honestly, above 10,000 feet.
It'll hit you different.
It'll pass you out.
You need to take a little caution.
Yeah.
I can only imagine if I hiked my ass up to the top and had a cigarette.
Dude, I would have been out.
They would have had to fuck with you.
You would have taken a little LQ Dozzle.
You would have been doing the opposite.
You would have been throwing caution to the wind.
They would have had to life flight me off that fucking mountain because nobody was carrying
my ass down.
Well, it looks like you're going to St. Al's then.
Yeah.
That's a little far.
Hey, this is really random.
But when I was just fucking off for a second, it reminded me of like when I was in school
because this is the kind of shit I would do and I would get sent to the hallway.
But like yesterday, it reminded me that for some reason Lucas, I was just on the couch.
It was before you got home and Lucas tried to send me to timeout.
You asked Nicole about it.
It was really funny.
I was sitting there and I was like, oh my gosh.
And I said, oh my gosh, for a reason because Lucas was in the room and it's almost Eastern.
You can't be saying that shit.
In general, you shouldn't be saying that.
What am I saying?
Facts.
And see, I don't trust it.
You just bumped it.
You almost spilled.
You bumped out a bump you.
So anyways, what I was saying is I said, oh my gosh.
And Lucas was like on the counter with on these chairs eating his eggs or whatever.
And you think you're about to hit me.
I don't know.
He just had a weird look in your eye.
I just shifted.
I heard you say, let's get it on.
I shifted.
And he I was like, oh my gosh.
He's like, Robert, you can't say that.
I was like, what?
He's like, you need to go to timeout.
Legit.
Yeah.
And Nicole was like, Lucas, he said, oh my gosh.
And he doesn't need to go to timeout.
I was like, I don't know what to do.
I was like, I just get you should have just went to timeout.
I was like, you Lucas.
Wow.
I did.
I was like, fuck you.
What you did.
I didn't say that is you tried to justify how it was different.
And so you gaslit the child.
I didn't gaslight anything.
You didn't go.
He borderline was gaslighting me.
And I also didn't have a reason to go to timeout.
I didn't have you didn't oblige.
I didn't have a reason to go to timeout.
And I don't like timeout.
Timeout's boring and it sucks.
Yeah.
Well, life sucks.
You win some, you lose some.
You got to deal with it though.
Put you in timeout.
You're fucking, your parents didn't put you in timeout enough.
Yeah, they did.
I'll back you in the corner, Rob.
You don't know my mom.
How was that?
Hello?
Who's with us right now?
You got Koonz in the.
Blink twice if you're in danger.
You got.
That's what.
I'm like this.
You got Koonz in the.
Start twitching.
Blink twice.
Yeah.
No, you don't got.
No, that was the ice maker.
You got rats.
You got a rat problem.
Hey, hey.
What are you doing?
You got something on you.
You got something.
Did you wipe something on me?
Yes.
That would have been funny.
It's like, hey, there's something on you.
You like fucking put a.
That's what he did.
That's in in your beard.
What he did.
I do that.
That's what he did.
You did a shitty trim job on the stash.
I didn't even trim.
Well, I just.
Maybe that's where the.
Bad neck beard.
You got.
You got one long hair.
This is.
You pull it.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
This is going to hurt.
Oh, I see it.
Ow.
Let me see that.
Looks.
Looks so much better.
Thank you, Rob.
Thank you.
It was distracting the hell out of me.
I thought you were just trying to fuck with me.
No, no.
You had a long hair just like fucking snaggletooth sticking out.
It was thrown.
What was it thrown?
Some ASL.
What is that?
Oh, it's like.
Yeah.
What is that?
I'm all.
Sketch.
November, November.
Do you like.
Do you think sketch is funny?
Hilarious.
Jay.
Answer the correctly.
You want to know something funny?
Yes.
You guys keep talking about sketch and I honestly have no idea who that is.
You.
Oh, I probably.
I probably.
I probably do.
But what are you born under a barn?
What do I type in?
I just need to see a sketch.
Golf video.
Do you say Jinky?
Sketch what?
Yeah.
Janky.
No, it's Jinxy.
Oh, Jinxy.
J, Y and X.
Yeah, there you go.
It's up there.
Golf video.
He's like, when did you realize?
Shit.
I got motion twin since birth.
Earth.
I only know this guy because you've showed me a video of him.
Good job, brother.
Jinxy.
He's all.
Yeah.
Those two are all over my for you page.
I'm not sketch this or this.
That's Jinxy's on the last sketch.
See, I've only seen this guy.
I've never seen this guy.
You know, Jinxy's a millionaire, by the way.
Go to what?
I don't want to watch these images.
Anyways, are they that funny?
They look like yes.
They look like they are gamers.
They are.
That's why.
OK, that's why I don't watch it because I don't play video games.
It's sketch is probably like maybe you should start in the world.
Robert, you've seen me play video games.
My life gets consumed.
So I just I have a control.
Remember, remember, we had to do it when me and Dre lived in California together.
We most.
Scott, the Zen collection and Rob's water.
He at the end of this episode, everybody, you're going to hear it first.
Rob's going to take a sip of that.
I'm not going to take a pull off that.
Remember, remember the dark thing we went through?
Yeah, I got that.
You're going to get a murmur.
Oh, bro.
I do. Dark Souls.
Dark Souls was a good game.
That game was harder than all really hard and would piss me off.
That game was about age.
I don't think I've ever rage quit more in my life.
That's dude.
That that game is harder than Jay at a rodeo for real.
Crazy.
Yeah.
You get lightheaded at rodeos.
I do.
Jay's got a huge dick.
That's just like straight up.
You don't even beat around the bush.
You just go straight.
You got a fucking hog.
That was.
Turn me down.
No, that's fine if you did.
I've been screaming.
Hey, I've been watching the levels.
Hey, not on some weird shit.
One of the guys on my paint crew, he's hung like a horse or what?
Oh, dude.
I said not on some weird.
Oh, yeah.
Listen.
Yeah.
He is from.
He's from like somewhere around Argentina.
I can't hear you.
He's from somewhere around Argentina.
And he showed me he showed me a picture two days ago because we were talking about hunting.
And he showed me a picture that his cousin sent him and his cousin's like in a barn.
And he's got four fucking hogs like wild boars.
Try Klops.
No, dude.
Literally, I've never in my life seen a fucking bore this big, dude.
Really?
Like his.
I mean, this guy is not a small dude.
He's probably like five, 10.
Was this in Argentina?
Yeah.
OK.
And I asked him if his cousin was the same height.
He said he's a little bit taller.
And these things, bro, the feet were like this far from the ground, right?
They're hanging.
Yeah.
Hang in.
Yeah.
And his body was like at this things where their fucking belly button would be huge,
bro.
And I said, what the fuck?
Damn.
Yeah.
Is that is that how big they are over there?
Yeah.
He's like, see, now he speaks perfect English, bro.
Geez.
What?
Come on.
That was that's not OK.
Yeah.
Jay's got a board between his legs, too.
Why are we on Dick topic?
Yeah.
Dick talk.
We're trying to go back there.
You know what, Rob?
What?
If we're going to be on a dick talk, what are you talking about?
Rob goes to pull up something to show me the other day.
And he's got a fucking cornucopia dick porn all over his fucking.
Are you serious?
Bro, actually true.
That was a perfect segue for you.
You were just waiting for the day.
Also, not true.
I don't look at I don't look at that shit in general, but he got that from me.
Did I?
Yeah.
Cornucopia dick porn is such a crazy phrase to use against somebody.
What about it?
Which is why I used it against you.
What about all those pranks that you played on friends with?
Yeah.
What?
If somebody wants to know some real shit, Robert has more dick pics on his phone than
anybody.
But they're not his own.
No, no, no, no.
Not his.
They're different.
They're strangers.
Yes.
He doesn't even know.
OK, look, I'll.
I used to work at Toyota.
Yeah.
Toyota.
Toyota dicks.
Really?
What?
OK.
That's how it's pronounced.
For sure.
Yeah, that's fine.
Japanese.
Yeah.
Toyota.
Exactly.
Want me to tell that reminds me of fucking sounds like a cordial phrase.
Like something you'd say to say I used to work at Toyota.
Yes.
And say it right.
We were in the BBC.
Say it right.
Toyota.
Thank you.
I used to work at the dealership that sells.
What dealership?
Toyota dealership.
Just let me tell the story.
And it's called the BDC.
Business Development Center.
It's just where you make phone calls.
There's just a bunch of cubicles where you can call people.
It sounds like you worked at a call center for a company named Big Dark Cox.
OK.
So you're like you're like tracks with all the pictures.
No, so it's funny because I used to take a picture of like people on their computer like
from behind where you can see the screen.
I would have Photoshop crazy shit.
It looks like I showed the general manager one time because he's like what he say.
He thought it was hella funny.
Of course.
And then he.
Car dealerships are fucking dirty places.
People.
He was like he was like I'll do you dirty.
It's really funny because I'm going to do it to you one day.
Trust me.
I will.
And you.
You better watch your back.
You won't.
You better wash your back.
Rob, I'm going to tell you something.
I am very experienced in Photoshop.
Porn.
No Photoshop.
Photoshop.
So if you want to Photoshop something of me, I will Photoshop something of you.
That is and it'll look real.
If you don't want to.
And it'll go on the Internet where it never comes off.
If you mess with the bull, you get the horns.
You're right.
It'll be like.
And find out.
It'll be like a grease stain.
It'll be like a grease stain on your fucking life, dude.
It just won't come out.
There's no tide stick that's going to help you out.
But no.
No, I will not do that to you.
Then I read smart fucking choice.
Smart fucking choice.
He'd have you under a horse on your knees.
Wow.
Fucking Clydesdale.
OK, let's move on.
I got Harry.
That's you.
Hey, get a fucking Harry.
No, I don't.
My feet are not Harry.
Ask Mason.
My feet are not Harry.
Why would Mason know?
Because he always makes fun of me for it.
He says you have no hair on your feet.
What's wrong with the one place that the hair stayed away from?
Huh?
Because they're so fucking dirty.
You're dirty.
Your feet are so grungy, the hair ran.
My feet are not grungy, dude.
I wear shoes.
No, I don't.
What's your foot washing cycle?
I'm not going to tell you what mine is before you say yours.
You got bunions.
That doesn't mean you have dirty feet.
You wash your feet at least every three days.
I wash them every day in the shower.
Good, because that's exactly what the fuck I do.
Every day.
I don't remember.
Between the toes.
You scrub like that.
That's why I take my shoes off anywhere I need to.
Oh, that's crazy.
Did you ask?
Because I didn't.
I don't remember anyone in this room that even asked.
Quiet Downs.
Motherfucker.
Are you serious?
Fucking ironclad.
What's wrong with you?
Have you seen that movie?
No.
The one with the...
That's the one with the...
The one with the...
Zac Efron?
Fucking ironclad.
No, really.
It's a really good movie, for real.
Very sad.
It's actually a very sad movie.
I wouldn't drink that if I was you.
No, I didn't do anything.
You drink things most people don't.
I got to keep you on your toes, huh?
You're taking a poll off of that.
I am not.
You're taking a poll off of something else if you don't quite get it.
You're going to hit that.
I've been really onry today, and I'm sorry.
You have been.
I will say this.
I want to apologize to absolutely no one.
McGregor.
Oh, yeah.
Speaking of McGregor, do you think he did a pretty good job in the new...
Yes.
He killed it.
Roadhouse.
Roadhouse?
Actually, okay.
It wasn't bad, but it sucked.
You watched the new one?
Yeah.
You weren't here.
You were hanging out with Mason when Mason was in town.
Oh, okay.
I was hanging out with Mason.
Did you like it?
Yeah, it was the day after you told us about it.
Yeah, it was.
I was like, yeah, let's give it a shot.
Every time.
I'm like, dude, stop touching me.
Don't you fucking touch me.
I thought it was good.
Yeah.
Jake Gyllenhaal's fire.
Did a really good job.
No diddy.
He's fire.
He did a great job in that movie.
We're done with the diddy talk.
Well, instead of no homo, you say no diddy now.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm saying no homo.
He's fire in that movie.
No diddler.
No diddy.
Have fun editing that one out, bud.
Yeah, it was good though.
It was good.
Well, I didn't make it up.
I've just been seeing it everywhere.
No, the movie.
Oh.
The movie was good.
Yeah.
I hate that they remake classics, especially classics.
Yeah.
Like that pisses me off, but it was free because it's on Amazon Prime or whatever.
Yeah.
So it's like, let's give it a shot.
The alligator part with the dude.
That was crazy.
Well, I can tell you this, dude.
Directors are not novelists for a reason.
They got no fucking imagination.
That's not true.
I think some of them do.
Who's Spielberg?
Fire.
Yeah.
Quentin Tarantino.
Yeah, that's true.
Tarantino's pretty fire, but I forget his name.
Google Tarantino's mentor really quick.
Do you know how to spell that?
I fucking don't.
He's like a Spanish director, I think, but I saw one of his movies that was before any
of Tarantino's movies and the style is literally the same.
He's a weird looking dude.
No, no, did he?
His scene transitions and like the style of gore.
Terry Gilliam.
Oh no, nevermind.
No, I feel like it's Rodrigo something.
I don't see nothing.
I stand, so.
You know who another good one is?
Who's like a PDP?
Guy Ritchie.
Yeah, fire.
Snatch.
That movie's money.
Hey, did you guys watch that movie the other day though?
The Legend of the Sword?
No, didn't watch it.
We had to buy it.
I don't know if it's worth that right now.
I got to think twice before I buy a movie.
Because we got to save for that couch.
No, because.
You're going to get him started on that dude?
Yeah, we're not even talking.
Sorry guys, I'm getting flustered because couch talk and I'm over the couch talk.
You know a thing or two about the couch.
I like buying movies.
You know a thing or two about a casting couch, Rob.
That's rough.
But I like buying movies that I know I like.
So it's a risk if I buy a movie that I'll then have forever if I don't like it.
I think A24 is on top of the game right now with their fire compared to anybody.
Do they only do horror type?
No.
They do more than that?
Yeah.
They do a lot of really good horror movies, but they did, shoot, what was it?
I think they did Iron Claw actually.
They did A20.
Knock it off.
They got a leak.
They did Iron Claw though.
Is Iron Claw the wrestling one?
Oh, you watched it?
Yeah, I told you.
Oh, I didn't know you watched it.
Yeah, it's one of the movies.
We watched Roadhouse and we watched Iron Claw.
Dude, I want to see this one.
Yeah, that looks good.
That's by A24.
I'm on their website.
It's on their website.
They also do weird, dude, they have one, what fucking National Treasure himself?
Dick's the musical, huh?
Interesting.
I thought that said Meg the Stallion, but it's not.
Oh my God, Free Tory.
The whale.
Dude, did you watch the whale?
I've heard of it though.
Was it terrible?
Show me the clip, hover over the whale.
Bro.
Oh yeah, that's one with Brandon Fraser.
Weird.
Yeah, I haven't seen it.
I'm thinking something different.
I've only seen the previews of that.
This was so good.
Okay, I'm not much of an emotional crier or anything.
There's very few movies that I watch.
I'll feel super sad or bummed out, but very few movies have got me to the point of TV
or something.
I've got to get to the point of like a tear.
This fucking movie, dude, incredible.
That and I Am Sam.
Oh, with Sean Penn?
Dude, Sean Penn kills it in that movie.
Boy in the Strap Pajamas gets me.
Really?
This was real talk.
Real talk, it's actually very sad.
Yeah.
But this, Marley and Me.
They did a great job.
You know who's a solid director?
Scorsese.
That's true.
Yeah.
Scorsese is.
Old Martin.
Old Martin Scorsese.
Scorsese.
They did Midsommar too.
I like them so much because they literally can do anything and it's good.
Any type of movie.
Yeah.
They're going to kill it, dude.
For some reason, I didn't realize they didn't do it.
They did other things other than horror because anytime I.
Yeah, Aaron Kwok.
Yeah.
You know who's also a sick director?
Hmm.
Christopher Nolan.
Yeah.
You know what trips me out about Nolan?
So one of my big things, like you guys know I love movies, but I feel like the.
Steve's a big movie buff.
I am.
But I feel like the feature film industry, like the movies that have all the fucking
funding you could want.
I feel like as a part of a Psyop.
Disney.
Yeah, Disney, Goldwyn, Fox, like all those movie companies that have been around since
the 20s, 30s.
I really want to see Civil War.
I feel like Christopher Nolan.
Like his story.
There's no proof of this, obviously.
It's just like the way I think on some things, which is probably weird.
Christopher Nolan's dad was like a really prominent Englishman.
And he told like his sons, Christopher Nolan and his brother, who's like the.
One of the main writers on the fallout game like the fallout.
Yeah, but the video game.
Yeah, he writes like the script to it.
Did Nick Offerman plays the president on fucking Civil War.
But check this out.
Wasn't he the dude from Parkland, Rick?
Yeah.
That's awesome.
His dad told them that they should go into like film school because they should try and
do something different is like what they say.
You know what I mean?
But that's not that's not a normal like English practice for people that are part of like
the upper class society.
Like they see.
Our is kind of like a failure.
You know what I mean?
Because they're super wealthy and super rich and everything they have have like everything
they do has to do with control, right?
So I always thought it was kind of weird that that's like the advice that they got if like
the industry wasn't associated with like big media and.
Psy ops.
You guys are watching the last of us.
Yeah, I haven't seen it.
I played the games.
Bro, the games are crazy, bro.
Yeah, but they're so like interactive.
How like every time you need like a movie, bro, like it's actually a movie.
One you need like you need like materials to build weapons, which is kind of crazy.
But the show is dope.
The show is really good.
I never played the game, but I heard that the show is like.
Fire, it's top.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They did.
It did very well.
Well, they did a good job in reference to the games.
That's what I mean.
Because it was the game fire compared to that.
Yeah, which that's crazy.
It's usually usually games are made after a movie.
But this movie or shows or whatever.
Yeah.
The show is made after the like the game, which is kind of cool.
That's how you know you have a solid game.
You guys ever played Dead Space?
Yeah, no.
Scariest game of all time, bro.
I never played it, but I was I would like sit there with a buddy and he would be playing it.
Was it done?
Maybe.
Yeah.
Well, I was like, why was that?
But dude, like they.
The sounds and shit like, dude, there's like it's just a creepy ass game to like just sit there and listen to.
And it's like four a.m.
And you're you're over your shoulder on a you're stranded.
How it takes place is I'm sure people know, but you're stranded on a space shuttle that gets like attacked.
And you're the only one there.
Everyone's dead.
And like these fucking crazy creatures are creepy lurking.
They're like, dude, and they just make some weird ass sounds.
You know, I'm going to there's got to be a video.
And now they scrub the Internet of it.
It's too scary.
Dude, some of the shit they have on the Internet is fucking ridiculous, bro.
They're scarier games nowadays.
Jay, I'm sure.
Same for its time, though.
It was like fucking creepy.
Yeah, it still is.
But you guys ever played the Binding of Isaac Dead Space?
Yeah.
Do that one.
Binding of Isaac.
No.
Really?
Have you seen the Book of Eli?
Yeah.
It's a good movie.
Yeah.
And they say blind men can't see.
Hmm.
You want to be a blind man?
You want me to take the scales off your eyes?
Shout out Jesus.
Nope.
Skip the ad, Jay.
Skip it.
I'm working on it.
It's like counting.
Skip.
That's Rob, dude.
Dude, that creeps me out.
You know what it sounds like?
Lorna Shore.
It does.
It legit sounds like, dude, the vocalist for Lorna Shore probably just fucking used to play
this game and is like, I can make that sound.
Yeah.
But dude.
Creepy.
It's creepy.
It's fucking pitch black like all the time.
Right?
Because you have just like a flashlight.
Yes.
Yeah.
A lot of the lighting in it.
It's so you're like this.
Yeah.
You can't see shit.
And these motherfuckers just pop out of nowhere, bro.
But you hear it.
You'll like walk around a corner.
You hear like this fucking weird ass creepy sounds and then you die.
Hey, what do we got?
What do we got in store for next week?
Well, episode 10 will be next week.
And we promised you all some crazy.
What episode is this?
Nine.
No, you posted.
Oh yeah, it is nine.
Come on, bro.
You posted seven.
Say what the time.
We're ahead of the game.
We keep content rolling.
Episode 10 is a big one.
Okay.
We're going to do some crazy shit.
We may or may not get naked for it.
We're not.
We're not going to do it.
Rob's going to lose his mind.
Why me, dude?
What?
Okay.
Seriously, I'm not doing anything you guys aren't doing.
We're all going to try it.
Yeah, we're all doing it.
Yeah, good.
We're all doing it.
We just don't have an issue.
But Rob is going to lose his mind.
I might be sent to the St. Luke's ER.
No, we're sending you to St. Alice.
You're not privileged enough to get to St. Luke's.
Hey, we're going to send you to that dingy white building.
They need to fucking take a pressure washer to that thing.
You guys.
But it's not for profit, so.
Yeah.
You guys, be sure to listen and watch.
Listening will do one thing, but watching will do the other thing.
I'm probably going to watch it.
Because.
Probably going to want to watch it.
Bob, we're going to have a puke bucket around.
We'll just say that.
I'm not going to throw up.
No, you might not.
But I don't want you to throw up on my floor.
I also might do anything I don't want to do.
So I don't give a fuck.
You're going to let everybody down.
I'm going to cry.
I don't give a shit.
We're actually prepared for if you want to try and back out.
I'll throw up on one of you guys on purpose.
We also ordered a spider gag so we can just feed it to you if necessary.
Please don't have anything.
OK, seriously, if there's anything to do with like bugs or spiders, I'm dead serious.
I am not doing the podcast.
You two can do the podcast.
I will not be sitting in on that one.
I'm not joking.
Motherfucker.
That's what you get.
Laying the law down.
It's hard to not sit in a chair.
That's where I draw the line if you have spiders or insects like fucking centipedes and shit.
Dude, I'm getting grossed out thinking about it.
Don't touch you.
You hear me.
No, it's hard not to sit in that fucking chair when you're zip tied to it.
Industrial.
Are you threatening me?
No.
I'm just saying making a general statement on how hard it is not to be seated when you're
zip tied to something.
You just almost shit yourself.
No.
If you pushed hard enough, you would have shit.
I would have shit myself.
Anyways, let's close this one out.
Yep.
Thank you guys for listening.
Thank you.
What?
Let me know when to hit it.
You're going to hit the wrong one.
Is that it?
Top side.
I'm telling all the way to the left.
Top side.
That one.
That's the applause.
That one.
This one.
We did a good job.
We did.
Top.
Alright guys.
Welcome back to the That It.
Yep.
Yeah.
Thank you guys.
Be sure to tune in next time.
Tune in next time because it's going to be...
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