Music
Applause
Fuck
Music
Yeah!
Cheers boys!
Laughing
Are you fucking kidding me?
Welcome to the podcast
That ain't it
We're snacking on some adventurefuls you know
We're full of it
We're adventureful fellas
You're full of shit
Really?
I'm gonna dip in my coffee
What does that look like Bob?
Okay
It's adventureful
Looks like you had a little too much adventure last night
Ew
My thumb slipped
Ah yuck
Bro
Oh man
That's crazy
You woke up and chose to have a fucking potty mouth
I did
Dude the other side of my thumb is stained yellow
from fucking making butter chicken last night
That's not all you were making
It's a little weird
Nah it was good
It was good
You missed out cause you're a bitch
You got chocolate all over my fucking
Dude we were even talking about it laughing
I was like I bet Rob ate something like Taco Bell dude
No we had chicken parm
That serves him right
Thank you Nick and Matty
Was it good?
Is a frogs ass water tight?
It might be
I don't fuck with frogs
I don't fuck with rats either
Better be careful they'll make a documentary about you
The frog fucker
Yeah
That'd be an interesting one
That'd be wild
Take it easy over there Jeffrey
Hey
Shout out to
Local Push and Pour
Shout out to the podcast
We had to go get some coffee
Shout out to yo mama
And it's pouring ass rain outside right now
Yeah pissed me off when I opened that front door this morning
I feel like it made me extra sleepy I needed
Extra coffee
It made me extra pissed
I opened the door and I was seeing red
At least it wasn't snowing
It's true but I just want the sunshine dude
I don't feel like you have enough sun in your body
To make you see red Rob
I'll see red
If you press the right button bud
I mean he sees red at least
Where are you going with this?
Trying to think how to
Word it properly
Spit it out
Every month
God dude really?
I don't know
Rob sees red
Rob's the super type
My ovaries have been on fire lately
It lasts about a week
And then it goes away
Monday through Friday
He's the super type
The whole time
What's your blood type?
I actually don't know
00 positive negative
Yeah I don't know
I don't know I was just throwing shit out
I actually don't know
I did take a blood test and I took a street law class
In high school and
In high school
I took a blood test the other day and they said they had that
They said that
I'm going to circle back later to that one
They said you were defective
No
They said we're not going to take your blood because you're a little
Contaminated
They said I had that dog in me
I was like checks out
You're a chimera
It's chimera
We're a bunch of fucking broken records
I feel like you're a lab rat
Steve kind of reminds me
I feel like Steve was built in the lab
Seriously
You look like you're the kind of guy to be built in the lab
Tell Elon I said hi
For real though
Tell him I said hi
Yeah I wish I knew Elon Musk
He's kind of a G though
I kind of like Elon Musk
Why do people hate him so much?
Because he doesn't give a fuck
You know Don Lemon?
He's kind of a piece of work
Wait who?
Don Lennon
John Lennon
Don Lennon
Lemon
Don Lennon
I don't know much about him
I just know who he is
He had an interview with Elon Musk
They were talking
Elon Musk pretty much told him to shut the fuck up
Because Don's like
Why do you care?
Because Elon Musk
Let's people post whatever they want on Twitter
And he's like if it's illegal
Obviously that's something different
But free speech is free speech whether you like it or not
And that's why I like Elon Musk
Exactly, it's true
Cheers
No I don't want to
Denver Muck
Careful
Gentle
Actually no
Spill the water on you
You ever going to change your fucking plates by the way Rob?
Yeah this bitch ass moved back to Idaho
From California and is still rocking Cali plates
Yep
Which, it's a death wish
He doesn't care about his life
Unfortunately
It just takes the wrong Idaho
And to see that
Quit outing me
Within the first week of me moving back to Idaho
And I still had my Cali plates
Dude my car
My car
The paint was
Immaculate
And now there's fucking door dings everywhere
And it all showed up within the first month of being
Well I have the protection of the good lord almighty
That's good
It is a good thing Rob
But you know what else is a good thing
That he allows everyone free will
So if they want to fuck your shit up
It's going to happen
It's true and
Within the last year or two especially
Road rage in Idaho
It's real
Has become like crazy
I was going to say I'm a part of it
I freak out on people on the way to work
But people are like legit
Pulling guns on people and shit
Where?
I just out loud
I have intrusive
Thoughts of doing it but you don't actually do it
We should talk about intrusive thoughts
They're funny
Well no continue I didn't know people were pulling guns
Yeah no
Actually it was like a couple months ago a dude in Caldwell
Pulled a gun on
Pulled a gun
On another dude
Because of road rage
Right ya sissy lala
I was listening to you the whole time I promise you
Pull the gun
Pull the gun because of road rage
Do it
Put that
It's called a fiber
No that's hair that's a pub
Why are your pubes gray
Eww
Did you call me a seagull
I don't want to be a seagull
You store stuff in there
You're a stork
You're a bitch
That's facts
Wow
You hit the right button
I'm memorizing where they are
It also says
It says what it is
Do you see that big ass light right there on you
Hey
You need to reprogram that one
Where Rob doesn't know
And it just is like a voice sample that says
I'm a dunce
That's not funny
It would be better if it was like I'm a cunt
Hey
This is family friendly
If you're listening to this with your family
You've got something wrong with you
Fuck you
Hey I can't see it because there's a
Fat glare from that
You just can't read
I know how to read
What does that say
What?
What does that say
That
The white box
What does it say
Pod mic
That's really small
You can't read
I had a dot physical done for my work and they said I had
Perfect vision 2020
That's not that good
What?
2010 is perfectly fine
2010's crazy
I have 2010 in my left eye
Do you really?
Yeah
I went to the eye doctor
My wife was like you should go
You should go to the eye doctor
I definitely don't need glasses
So I go
And literally as he's spinning shit
When does it get clear
Never
That one's a little clear in my right eye
The last one
Why are you here
Wife sent me
Nicole
I was sent here
It was pretty funny
Dude it's hard not to get lost in those
Things though
It's true they are pretty
Don't be gay
Nothing wrong with that
Let me clarify
No I do need to change my
Plates I also need to do my
Dag gum taxes
Also while you're writing a list down
Change that attitude
Yep
Pay your taxes
On time
Or you'll get fucked
The IRS don't fuck around
And they're staffed up
They're hella cheeky
Life's easy for them
They got three people doing one job
So they can have time to go fuck you up
It must be nice to be like
Work in the White House and have all those
Vacation days and still make
800 grand a year
I wouldn't like to work there
I want to work in the White House
Just for the amenities
I mean like you
You don't even have the smarts to be the janitor
At the White House
What you just clean shit
Yeah that's the problem
And they always start with their attitude
And fuck we know you're not even close to that shit
Yeah
You got a bad attitude and you barely even clean your men
So how can anybody expect you to clean a toilet?
Fuck you
Where's the B-bat?
Fuck you
Fuck you too
Fuck you
You're doing it wrong
Sorry, how can this be family friendly
When you're swearing
Cussing up a storm like a
Dalgum sailor
You almost made me cuss
Sorry, you got scurvy?
Steve said he had scurvy
He told me that in confidence
You need to swab your deck, bud
That fleshy patch you got down there
It's deck like
Straight up
I was looking like a Ken doll down there
All smoothed over
That's a good thing I feel like
What?
Yeah clean and proper
You got a pirate patch down there?
Quit it
We should change the topic
Change the topic
Yeah
What's the best
Knock that off
Hit you
Mr. Rogers
What's the best worst advice you've ever gotten?
The best
The best worst
Don't do anything that I wouldn't do
Is the worst advice that everyone, you've told me that
And you can do a lot of crazy shit
Me?
I've seen you throw it back a time
Or two for a real one
For some side cash
I've seen it
For some side cash
For some gas money
For some gas money I just need to get home
I've literally said
There's little I wouldn't do for a hundred bucks
A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dude you could buy a lot of press and pour with a hundred bucks
Push and pour
You both are really terrible
We're like trying to rep this dope ass coffee shop
And we're like yeah fucking
Push and pull, tug and spill
How's that coffee guys?
I love how you drank the last of my coffee
I don't even get a second coffee now
I'm sorry
That was the last one
This is my first time knowing
It's okay
You know what happens?
I'll think about forgiving you but for now I don't know
Have you ever asked?
I'm not so sure right now
Do you want a beer?
It's fucking no
Once it hits eleven it's fine
Once it hits it's ten minutes
Yeah we got ten minutes
We got ten minutes and we're good
Crack a cold one on a rainy ass bullshit day
You know what it does sound like?
I don't know if I have any
Le Croix?
I like Le Croix
Le Croix sounds good
Actually I forgot
That French Sparkle
What the fuck
I watched a video of how you actually pronounce it
Like if you were in France
It's La Croix
It's not La Croix
There's an X at the end
Le Croix
Would you like a
Fresh glass of Le Croix?
Can we talk real quick about
That reminded me about why
The American or the English language
Is so confusing
Like why is Colonel spelled the way it is?
Colonel
Yeah colon or something
Yeah you're familiar with colons
Yeah
Should I just shut my trap
On this podcast?
Yeah put a pin in it
You should just stop
Quit while you're behind bud
Pin the tail on your mouth
Pin the tail on the donkey
Yeah
Me and Steve
Were talking last night
About, cause we were talking to Bryce
Oh yeah shout out Bryce
Did you facetime you guys?
No, yeah snappy
Oh yeah
I was saying that we should just go to twin
And bring all this shit and fucking just
Do an episode on the prime bridge
Just in the middle of traffic?
Yeah, no kidding
Can't you walk out there?
Yeah there's a path that goes right under it
Oh yeah, I thought you were talking about
On the part where you walk over the bridge
I was like where's this block those
Go around
Or we could do it down in the
Down in the canyon
Hire some flaggers and divert traffic
Were you guys actually talking about that?
I'd be down
That's the only way you'll get me back into twin
I'm just kidding
That tragic valley
We won't circle back
You know how we feel
Yeah it's bad enough
Do you know what shoppy's managing?
I think it's the blue lakes one
Oh yeah he's on pulling
Bryce if you're watching
Which I know you are is an OG real one
The realest
Make sure you let us know in the comments
Bryce or just text one of us or something
Hey remember the first time
We went to coach and
Bryce wore those retros
Those off whites
And that girl stepped right on him
Just a random girl?
Yeah she was like talking to Bryce
She's like oh my god
You're so hot
I like your washboard abs
She saw videos of us and she was like
Oh my god I recognize you
And she went to get front and center
And she stepped right on the front of him
And put a black mark on him
It was crazy
And it was literally
Bryce wasn't even going to wear them ever
It was the first time he ever wore them
And he brought them to coach
He was probably nervous as hell about it
And that happened
And he was like almost an hour after
He was wearing them for the first time ever
Dude I haven't bought
It's like $700 shoes
I haven't personally bought a pair of shoes
For a while now and I want to get back into it
I just haven't been able to
There's a few other things that you should get straight
Before you start going down that road Bob
Like what?
I'm not about
To fucking share
Your sheets dude
What? Yeah
Wash them
Warsh them
Put them in the Warsh machine
Warsh them
Or take them down to the crick
Dude
Speaking of that
What's the funniest lingo
From people that shouldn't have an accent
That you've ever heard like Warsh or
Crick? That's literally my grandma
Really? Or Big?
She's from... Dude
Or Flag? My assistant at work
Wisconsin
Well dude I literally
My family and I used to live in Horseshoe Bend
Dude we had some property up there
And this kid
Literally like he was born in Boise
In the hospital but lived in Horseshoe Bend
His whole life talked like that
Dude my... Oh really?
Oh it drove me bonkers bro
Like reg? Yes
Yeah dude I'm like bro
My assistant
Is from Montana
And that's how she talks like that
It's the worst dude
Like I gotta bag it up
Dude honestly? What are you from Canada?
You got a bag? No here's
Here's something that's weird
You know how when you can't say your R's and stuff
Because like
Honestly
I think speech impediments are caused by
Like a lack of control
Of the tongue muscle right?
Is that factual?
Sound guy you fact check that?
I don't know if I'm 100% right
Get on it! Now
Now
I feel like I'm talking to a fucking 4 year old with this guy
I feel like I'm talking to a bookshelf at this point
Dude
What am I talking to?
A damn house plant?
I mean fucking sun's
In my eyes right now so I can't see
God damn store bought succulent over there?
Store bought succulent? Yeah throw some
Fucking water at him or something
That succulent's from Books dude
Shout out Books they hook it up with flowers
What's Books?
Shout out Boonk Gang
Books
What up Boonk?
Yeah Boonk Gang
Don't say that
You guys. That's not bad
But don't say it. It is bad
Treyway. Sorry
What's wrong with you?
What?
But anyways
So like the most common
Like thing I've heard with a speech impediment
Is you can't say like Oz
Huh? Like how we say
Bill? Yeah I want a Bill
Or Mustard
Popo
Or even Or
Yeah I was like you just said it
Literally? So like A
Would we?
When people say the
Warsh
Or the Bag
Or the Flag
Or the Crick
Or Boise
It's Boise
I actually just talked to Jordan about that
Did she call it Boise?
She's fine
She called it Boise?
No. Jordan
No she didn't
WTF
Like when people say it
Boise
Everyone from here makes fun of people who say Boise
Hey but do you think that's like a speech impediment?
No
I think it's just how like they grew up hearing it
No they're just not from here
I think you're a walking speech impediment
It's impeded
They're not from around these parts
My brother was born and raised in Idaho
And he called it Boise. I hear him say Boise all the time
Dylan? Yeah Dylan
What the fuck's wrong with you?
I don't even want to see him anymore
Ick
I love Dylan
He's in Vietnam right now
He's a vagabond
Weren't they just there?
Last year
He actually posted a picture
Last night I was showing Steve he's at the fucking
Patek Philippe store
Oh it's fake huh?
I'm just joking. Sorry
It's all like the
I'm fucking with you I don't know
I'm gonna low key be pissed
if he comes back with a fucking Patek on his wrist
I mean like what the
How many bought do you think that is?
You can get some pretty affordable vintage ones dude
Not like crazy
What's affordable to you?
I don't know about affordable to me
Yeah
But in the grand scheme of Patek
In terms of what a Patek costs
I've seen some at like 5G's, 6G's
That's not terrible
Like I saw
He's probably not coming back with them
He always buys gold though when he's there
Yeah it's cheaper
It's like 22 karat and
And he doesn't have to pay a tax on it
It's like pays spot
It's cheaper than a Twin Falls hooker
He was telling me something about that
When he was here
There's some like loophole in the tax
Which there might be
There might not even be a tax like you just pay
Market value
So like my brother's got
He's drippy as hell
He looks like he'd be in a fucking
Drake music video
He's got carrots like
Like bugs
Nice
But did you see his pendant?
Yes
I forgot he had that
I forgot he had that pendant
But that's pretty sick
I just wish Dylan would bust me down
I wish he would
We dripped out Robbie for his birthday
Rob's dripping
Don't even think about snatching it because that shit's not coming off
It'll just hurt my neck
Dude if someone tried to snatch your chain
They're getting rolled bro
What was that?
By who?
You guys my bodyguards?
Do you guys want to protect me my whole life?
Don't touch me like that
Don't you ever put your dirty
Dick beaters on me
I'm starting to whisper to squirting right now man
Really?
I almost just said something
That I saw last night and it would have been
Not okay to say
Whisper it in my ear
What?
The picture
Huh?
Of the oh you're a squirter
Dude
So the thumb reference
That I made earlier
Just put two and two together
Not good
Sorry for cussing
Sometimes that's what your sheets look like
No
I've never shit the bed
It's okay
We've all done it
You're the one that literally is shitting your pants constantly
I don't shit my pants
I've made mistakes here and there
You're flatulent
So?
Dude honestly it would probably be a good thing for your life
If you just swap those
A little bit of pee almost came out just now
Have you swapped your chins out maybe twice a day?
Put yourself on a swap regiment?
A couple times a week?
Yeah maybe set a calendar
I don't know
I did walk into Rob's room the other day
Hold on I feel like his pants were down
And he was putting on his Depends
And I was like bro
A safety diaper?
What the fuck?
Depends?
You shouldn't depend on yourself
I don't have Depends
That's debatable
I'll prove it right now
Drop him
Grab your ankles
Gross
Nope
Trying to think of
The more advice thing
Shit that you brought up earlier
What's the best
Worst advice that you got?
I said don't do anything I wouldn't do
That's always bad advice because that's what people say
Well you never know someone's level
So certain people say something like that
That you've seen them do crazy shit
That you would never do
And you're like yeah I definitely
Won't do a lot of the stuff that you would do
It's like something Epstein would say
Okay
Wow
Best worst advice
Chill dude
I want to go
Continue
Go
Shout out
Santino
That shit was fucking hilarious
So I'm not going to lie
Bobby Lee
You know what's not hilarious?
What? The US housing market
Cost of rent's never been better
It's not even rent bro
Cost of living
I fully support it dude
I like what Biden's doing
I'm going to hit you with a hammer later
A hammer?
The only thing Joe Biden's been doing
Since he got inaugurated is taking
Really good naps
I was literally just going to say he's been napping like a mother
Dude the way he talks on camera
I swear they got him drugged up with Thorazine
Got him a little Thorazine cocktail
I think
I think I like also that
I think Kamala and him are like a dynamic duo
Kamal Toa Harris
Is it because they both sucked dick?
Yeah
Yeah that's what I figured
Do you know what Biden kind of reminds me of
With his fake teeth? Sunflower
You can tell he has veneers right?
He has to
He's got that J Washington special
I mean to be fair
I don't think there's a single person
Who has lots of money
That does not have fake teeth
I doubt it
What about
Fucking
Matthew McConaughey
His teeth are real I bet
Sound guy
Dude when I
What about Nelly?
When they all smile and their teeth are fucking perfect
And shiny ass white
They're all fucking veneers
Like the last 20 years
Nothing's effective
You're like no
And they're like wider than
Dude I know people
Rice
Rice is pretty white
Yeah but it's not the whitest
Dude I know people that brush their teeth three times a day
Floss each time
And carry floss picks on them
And still get a cavity every once in a while
Wider than a fresh Hanes t-shirt?
My teeth
Are not crazy white
Mine are not either
But you can tell
When somebody has fake teeth
Like veneers
Yeah it's a natural looking
But it's just like too perfect
They're like perfectly filed all the way across
It's like the same level
Like you can just tell
Okay I won't say everybody but most people
With lots of money just do that
Which to be
I mean I probably would
Steve will do it
I would do it
He has veneers Steve will do it
It's just bad if you don't do it
I feel like they look weird on some people
Especially like Pete
Dude it's unavoidable
I drank like two cups of coffee
I know
I'm sorry
This is why we don't have a podcast
What? Yeah we do
We're on like episode number 15
Nope
Have you been watching them?
This is number eight
Yeah
You don't though
Yes I do
I watch them sometimes
Sometimes
What are you doing over there?
We should just sit here and talk shit about Steve
And how fucking dumb it is that he pees
Like 30 times every episode
Yeah
You want to?
Favorite
What did I say?
What?
What's clitches
Cliche
Can't read
Have you seen any
Good movies lately?
Roadhouse last night
Is it an actual remake of the original?
I didn't even know that was an original
To be honest with you
You know how I am with movies
But I do enjoy movies
What's your favorite movie?
The Matrix trilogy
Shut up, are you serious? Yeah 100%
Well there's four of them now
It's not really a trilogy anymore
But they're really good, they're my favorite
My dad put me one
Ken, shout out Kenneth
This is the original
Who's the actor? Patrick Swayze?
Yeah
He's the Roadhouse
Dude, he
So it's Jake Gyllenhaal
In the movie, in the new one
So it is a remake
I think so
Connor McGregor's in it, dude
Post Malone
I mean it's a great original
Why remake it?
I thought it was good
We're going to fact check this
Dude it just came out yesterday
I thought it was good
I did fall asleep because
I've been working like a dog
You can't even spell
I can't dude, I'm not used to this keyboard
Look at the cast
But yeah, I saw Roadhouse
And then we watched the one Iron Claw
With Zac Efron
The night before
That one was good too
Okay, it is a remake, interesting
I don't know how I feel about it
I'd watch it, but I don't know how I feel about it
Dude, the thing that really pisses me off about Hollywood
Is the lack of originality though
Like 100%
I thought it was really good bro
I'm not saying it's not good
There's certain movies that
You just leave it alone
People still watch
The original Roadhouse
It's not like it died
And it's done and nobody cares about it
It's still a good movie
Dude bro, he's fucking Roundhouse
And everybody in the head
Bro, but I thought Jake Gyllenhaal
Is really good in it
Did you know that's not how you pronounce his last name?
Gyllenhaal? Yeah, he said it on
I don't remember, it's like Yilinhal
It's like weird
It's like
Super Irish
Dude, speaking of Irish
McGregor's an animal in that movie
Is he like a main character in it?
Yeah, he's like one of the main villain guys
Really? Yeah
The first scene, well I don't want to ruin it
But the first scene that introduces him
He's just full on naked
Walking like a fucking Irishman, seriously
Now you really want to watch it huh pervert?
Yeah dude, just fucking dick slinging
No, it doesn't show his dick
I was really bummed about that
To be fair, I don't want to see Connor McGregor's dick
Okay?
He's probably not packing much either
This is a call out to you McGregor, I'll fight you
Oh my god dude
Dude, he would fucking look at you
And you fucking pass out
Dude, you might die if he hit you
Legit though
I mean your brain has already got
A lot of issues going on, so one
Good right hook and fucking bounce
That brain off the skull, you're done
Dude, it might straighten him out
Oh, that's true
I actually don't want to fight Connor McGregor, I'm sorry
I'm going to hit him
I'm hitting up his PRT
I'm calling out Jake Paul
If Connor hit Rob with the left hook
I call winner of Jake Paul and Tyson
He's got loose
Let's talk about that though
What?
The fucking bullshit of Jake Paul and Mike Tyson
So I heard the stipulations that I told you about
I heard that isn't happening
I don't know, I'm confused
Because I saw it everywhere, and then apparently
I haven't seen it, but apparently there's a video of Jake Paul clearing it up
I don't know, I haven't actually looked into it
You should Google if the stipulations are real
If you could figure out how to work that thing
If that's true though
Start telling people
What the speculations were
The stipulations were
That I heard, and they were alleged
So I don't know if it's like confirmed
Allegedly
So Jake Paul is allowed to wear
Head gear, that's one of them
The second one is
Jake Paul doesn't have to wear
Or sorry
He doesn't have to make weight
He can be as big as he wants
He's also allowed to use
He's not going to get tested for performance enhancing
Supplements
And then he's also allowed
To tag team his brother Logan
Which sounded crazy
And then also
I brought it up to, I think me and Nick and Mason were talking about it
And Nick said that
Apparently that's not happening
But I don't know
I wish it was happening so they could both get beat up
Dude I know
I was saying fucking Jake's going to go in
Mike's going to hit him once
Logan's going to be like
Oh no my brother
And then jump in and Mike's going to lay him out and they're both done
And fucking turn into WWE
10 seconds
But yeah, I don't know
I feel like
To hear me out
I know we'll never know but do you think Jake Paul's doing it
Like he called out Mike
Why would you call Mike Tyson out? You know that dude
It's a publicity stuff
I know but do you think he really wants to fight him
Like deep down
And do you mean there's probably a part of him that's like
Like I'm talking like
Is he that cocky about it
Probably
Do you know at least he comes off that way
He doesn't do himself any
He doesn't redeem himself
He comes off like a cocky asshole in like every scenario
No for sure
Logan kind of toned it down I feel like
Logan did tone it down
Mr. Forrest himself
Bro
They're both idiots
Like honestly
I have no idea
Why they need to do the things they do
For money
Other than they're terrible at managing their money
Whatever he's doing
They are rich as hell though
Yeah but they probably spend a
Fuck ton of money dude and that's why they have to do
Stupid shit like they do
Do you see what's his name? Mike Tyson
Remember when Logan got that chain of that fucking rare Charizard
Yeah
You know what Jake Paul should do
Chuck Norris
Fucking call out Chuck Norris
Honestly Chuck Norris get in and fuck
Somebody else dude
Dude's like a hundred years old and could probably still kill anybody
Speaking of fighters
Jackie Chan
Dude he turned 70 the other day
He's 70
Remember Rush Hour? Those are one of the greatest movies
Yeah
That's wild people are getting old
Dude and the thing about Rush Hour
The Rush Hour one was amazing
The second one was at Three Nights at the Condor
I don't know
You know when people make like a sequel to stuff
A lot of the time it's trash
Dude the Rush Hours I feel like got better
Like the third one's great
Third one's great like they were bangers
Dude one of my favorite Chris Tucker movies is
Money Talks
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen's a whack job dude
Dude he's crazy
Have you seen his roast?
No I think I've seen clips
I think it's Anthony Jesselnick does it
Dude it's hilarious
Interesting
What?
Jake Paul to the speculations
on the rules
Said it's fucking
absurd first of all obviously
none of that's true
They're so fucking stupid
Anyone who believes that shit should not be
allowed to vote
So he's gonna fight him straight up?
But this is my thing bro I don't believe
anything on TV
He said shouldn't be allowed to vote
He said it's sad we live in a fucked up world
Humans are getting more and more stupid every single day
That's true I agree with that
No no that's quoted though
Like he said that
He's basically saying like stupid people shouldn't be allowed to vote
As in their American liberty?
Yes
I think it was just a term he was expressing
how he felt about the situation
I don't know if he
Like he's exaggerating on how stupid people are
Yeah
I don't think he's actually trying to bring politics into it
No
I mean he did though
Yeah but he doesn't think before he speaks
Yeah
Look at that one on
So apparently no
formal rules have actually been announced
Okay got it
And that's multiple sources huh?
Yeah
But when you told me those
I was like fucking
I was a part of
I was a part of it I was fucking pissed
I was like dude that's pussy ass shit
Which I mean
It's great but still
The fact that like
I don't know
He could probably stand to use some head gear
Walking through life
I think he's probably hit his head on a couple of things
Just for going to the grocery store
Like I need a helmet
Hey do you think they'll remake Rush Hours?
Do you think they'll touch those?
I hope not
You think they will eventually? Probably
Yeah it's Hollywood bro
They're still remaking movies from the 30's
The remake?
There's a remake of that too
It's with what's her name? The Wednesday chick
Jenna Ortega
Like she's in it
And then I don't know who plays Beetlejuice but
Jordan like sent me the trailer of it
But can I be real with you? You guys can't
Roast me or flame me or hate me
I haven't seen it
Never seen Beetlejuice
The original? Yep
The only Beetlejuice I know of is that dude
Who's on the Howard Stern show
Dude Michael Keaton
That guy
He's like spell red
He's like R-L-S-T-L
How the fuck did you
Have you seen that clip?
Ridiculous
He's funny
When he's like what are you doing?
He's like who me?
Every time I see him
I think of
Scary movie
Where they cut that dude's
They're all sitting at the dinner table and they cut the dude's head off
It's your brain on drugs
And he's like
Oh my god
Dude that movie is hilarious
Are these still recording?
Sound guy
Thank you
Just want to make sure, wouldn't you want to know?
No, you just trust it
You just keep rolling
And shut your ass up
She's here
How about Nicole?
Yep
This is for Jay
No, that's for you
You like to take a shit on all the parties
It's not a party shitter
You're the one that takes shit
At parties and then it clears the fucking party
No
You know I'm weird about pooping in public places
Other than my own bathroom
I'm serious
Unless I'm going to
Because you don't want to be judged for taking a 30 minute shit
Well I don't care about that
I've never cared about that
I own it
I don't care
Sometimes my legs fall asleep
Yes
I'm going to have a turned out balloon knot one day
Just from sitting there
My legs do fall asleep every now and then
But I get lost in TikTok
I have a leaky balloon knot
No
You're going to have to be putting cream on that
I don't do that
You're going to have to have some preparation
Is there a button for him?
You're going to have to get that preparation H on you bud
For your itchy scratchy
Alright Vagisil, keep it down over there
You pipe down Jeffrey
Stop calling me Jeffrey
My name is Jeff
You fuck off, I'm not going to your island Jeff
You're an island boy aren't you
I'm not going to your island Jeffy
Quit talking like that
Pipe down over there Epstein
Hey, no but you guys know
You've known this too
Don't lie to me
You know that I don't like pooping
If I can hold it and wait until I go home
I just want to be comfortable
I don't like to feel rushed
I'll still go
Some of the nastiest bathrooms I've been in
Are Walmart bathrooms bro
No, truck stops in the middle of nowhere
I would never
I've walked into
A truck stop bathroom in the middle of nowhere
Had to shit
And like I was going to shit my pants
Are we talking like pilots?
Like pilot truck stops
You're literally in the middle of nowhere and you hit some fucking
Like you have to go to that one
Yeah
Gas is like $6 a gallon
There was literally shit
All over everything
That's disgusting bro
Everywhere
There was even fucking watered up toilet paper with shit
On it in the fucking trash
Can like there was shit everywhere
What happened in here?
Fucking salad shooters dude
Oh my god
It's like from Scary Movie
I'm going to shit all over these walls
It gets all freaky
That's who went in there
They had to turn that place
Into a poopy palace
That was some nice age smartass man
I drank way too much water for you guys to notice that
Now I'm full
Thank you Jay, Jay got me this yeti for my birthday
You're welcome
Yeti gang
You already had one with that Minji Mange
I just had to get you
Like a drinking receptacle that
Matched you
Because you're a hairy motherfucker
Like a yeti
I thought you were talking stainless steel like strong and
Dark and handsome
No
Hairy
You make bigfoot look bald
You're not that dark either dude
It's the hair
It just makes you look darker
You might have a touch of Armenian in you
No
You got a touch of it
I know
You got greys
Yeah I'm getting old
It's just what happens
You're not getting past us
Steve's got some gray
Steve's older than me
You got a little gray in you
You guys want to do a scavenger hunt?
Like what kind?
Like a pod?
No
Shut up
I forgot what they're called
There's websites that you go to and people
Leave shit
In certain places and you go
And you put something in there
You can take something but you leave something as well
For somebody else
Like a geocache?
It's too cold for that right now
I don't want to do that in the rain
Let's start a geocache
What should we put in it?
Your butt plug collection?
Your stretch kit?
It's a good start
I've been telling you to get rid of that thing
It's crystal it won't scratch
I don't have a butt plug
It will scratch but not with anything that you own
It's got to be a diamond
We can do it at the top
At the top of Wilson Peak
You ever been to Wilson Peak?
I'm from Castaway
From Home Improvement?
No not that Wilson
The volleyball
So there's a
Peak
It's like on
Last Man on Earth
Remember he draws faces on the
Volleyballs and stuff
It's his friends
A restaurant's Castaway
Why did you shake your head at me?
I thought you were trying to repeat me
No I wasn't
You just bear clawed me that hurt
Outside of Idaho City
There's
A peak called Wilson Peak
And somebody made this rock
Monument thing
And put a volleyball
With the shit coming out of it
Oh really?
Wilson Peak
You guys playing footages over there?
You just sent them out in the hallway
I'm about to send you both in the hallway
I don't want to
Put your fucking nose in the corner
I don't want to
Last time I did that you humiliated me
Hey man
What?
I don't like the fact that you're touching me right now
Whatever I want
What's BBC?
Sorry
It's a big black cup
It's what we got
It's the British
Broadcasting
C-span
British Broadcasting Channel
Is that what it is?
How credible are they?
I don't know but I feel like the precursor
To that was the
Media syndicate that Jaleigh Maxwell's dad owned
Interesting
Old Jeffrey's friend
Dude have you ever
I gotta tell you
Hey while you're looking I gotta tell you this is crazy bro
I've always thought
That Epstein was a
Like a off books
CIA operative
And the only reason I think that
Is because the CIA has actually been caught
And exposed
In congress for running blackmail rings
That had to do with videotaping
High level citizens and
Officials having sex with people
That they might be
Embarrassed to admit if they
Got caught right?
Exactly what Epstein was doing
Jaleigh Maxwell's dad
Through World War II
All the way to the 90's
Was
MI6 which is
Basically British CIA
And a double agent for Mossad
Which is Israeli intelligence
Right?
So just
Say Jaleigh Maxwell
Wasn't an intelligence operative
Her two brothers
And her sister all have
NGOs
Which is a non government organization
That all has to do with contracting information
That intelligence services would want
Like her
Sister started
A
Tech company
That supports
Software that intelligence
Services use and her two brothers
Started this thing that's like
An organization that does research
Into extreme
Jihadists
Exactly
Al Qaeda
So her
Siblings do things
That support the intelligence communities
Her dad was an intelligence
Operative
She's involved in a black mailing
Ring with Jeffrey Epstein who's doing
Like minded things that the CIA would
But it was after they got caught for it
So obviously if they still continued
To do it they would want it off books
No? How would you do
That? You would get people
Involved that know people that
You're trying to do that to
That have no affiliation with
Intelligence but no people in
Intelligence communities
Which Jalain Maxwell definitely did
And Jeffrey Epstein definitely did
We've talked a lot about
Epstein on this pod huh?
That's your buddy
What?
Sorry that's not funny
To joke about. Do you think he's still
Hanging out?
What do you mean?
Don't even
Is he still locked up?
Making my eye twitch
Me?
Both of you. Who me?
Both of you.
Me or him?
Him or I?
Nothing.
Me or they?
Oh here's one last thing
Before
Jalain Maxwell's property got stormed
She was
In one of her US properties
Right? Which she could have easily got out of the country
At one of the multiple properties
That she owns around the world right?
She's in the US
Knows
Contracting firms that are US
That she could have as private security right?
Tell me why
The security firm that she employed
To guard her property
Only hires
Ex SAS
Which is British Special Forces
It's just all coincidental
It's all a little fishy
It's all coincidental
A little fishy like my boy Jay over here
What?
I like to fish
I like fishing too but Rob's being sus
We should go fishing
We should
Like early in the morning for the sunrise
When we leave
I will. Rob's gonna have to pay the double pole fee
I was up and ready
Hey Nicole
You can back me up on this
I was up and ready before both of you were out
I was sitting on the couch in the dark
Hanging out in the dark
I came in the house and I was like Rob
Tell me where you're chilling in the dark
It was just peaceful and I was tired
Nice and quiet
That's why I like being the first one up
I had to prepare my eyes for these things
Rule number one to good video
Is good lighting
Rule number one for Fight Club
No
Speaking of Fight Club
This could be related
Could have one super power
What would it be?
How does that have to do with Fight Club?
Because maybe it's something with fighting
It would help you
You stick your head up my ass and fight for air
That would be your superpower Rob
No
Let me think real quick
You're gonna have to swap those out
I think I would want to fly
For sure
That's always been my go to
Fly? Yeah
I feel like I'd want to teleport
But I could just fly there
Yeah but teleport
Teleporting
Teleporting would be faster
It doesn't matter, flying is more fun
Yeah but you can't fly on the other side of a wall
So if I wanted to be like
You know
Someone that
Looked out for himself financially
You know basically a capitalist
I would
Teleport onto the other side
Of a vault
Oh get some money
Yeah have you ever seen that? I think it's called push
Or push
Push a T?
Yeah where that dude does that bro
He does that and he goes to all the places
He wants to travel
Bro that would be so tight
And he'd save so much time
Because basically like
I want my superpower to support a good life for myself
You know what I mean?
Flying does that
I don't think I would
Teleport onto the other side
Of a bank
That's insurance
And
Not saying I would ever rob a bank
That's just if I could teleport which is not real
So it won't ever happen
It's also 2024
But I'm also anti-establishment so it wouldn't hurt my feelings
If the government had to shell out a little bit of money that's not theirs
Robbing a bank
Is not that easy anymore
It's not
Superpower I just want to be able to rob any bank
Anytime
I think the US government
Probably put a real quick stop
To superpowers
No like mass bank robbing
Like used to happen in
The 20s and 30s
Back in the golden days
If you could teleport and you had that super power
Or fly where's the first place you would go?
Just like the grocery store
I just want to be able to fly
Whatever I want
Bundle up it's cold up there
I'm not going to lie dude I've always
Wanted to go to Portugal
That'd be tight
Any where I'd fly to?
Either Portugal or Italy
Or Spain
Like any of those really old countries
That have crazy amount of history
You know Portugal was the first first world country
In the world
They used to have a
Like in the
I think like
From the 19th to 1600s
They had like a crazy economy
Interesting
You know why?
Nope
It wasn't always so
In the 1300s
I think his name was King Danus
Wrote to the pope
And asked permission
If they could get there safely
If the
Church would bless
The Portuguese crown
Basically allowing
Him permission to
Have the Templars come there
And the Templars
Were some of the first
People to like really
Establish a banking system
Because basically what they would do
Is if you didn't want to take money
Because you didn't have like a ton of people with you
And didn't want to get robbed
The Templars would give you a
IOU slip
You would give them your money
And then you'd go to where you were going and give it to a place there
And
They would give you what was on the slip
Basically like a
Cashier's check right?
And so all these
Templars came over to Portugal
And obviously
The Portuguese learned from them
And their economy just started going
Uphill
With building
I wish my economy
Would go up hill
It can get there bud
My personal economy
You want some good advice bud?
What? You just got to do it
That was
When we were talking about
The best worst advice
I told Steve
I was like just stop
Don't do it, just stop
So it's like
Oh I'm so stressed out
Yeah just stop
Just stop
Just say something that's going to instantly
Hike someone's anxiety
You're like oh okay
It never works
It's like when you go to someone for advice
And you can tell they don't have time for you
Yeah you do
It's like an instant conversation
Stop
Piece of advice
Dude you know what the thing
Dude one thing that really used
To upset me
Something that would really get you nodding
What?
Say that again we'll let you
Restart that
Dude you know like
When you're
Asking a pastor for advice or something
You need a really solid answer
Because you're struggling with something
In life
And you're going to the person that you think
Like you've actually spent like time right
On considering who you should go to
With this
And you're like I feel like my pastor would have the best
Advice you know
And what they offer you is just pray about it
That's the equivalent
Yeah and you're like in your
Mind you're like you pray about it
No in your mind you're like I've been praying for like weeks
Who I should even talk to about this
And like this is the answer
That I felt like I got
Was to talk to this person and they're like yeah
You should just pray about it
I'm going to start I'm going to pray for you
I hate that
Makes you feel like I'm doing something bad
Right
You've been good hanging out with me I'm going to start praying
For you more
It's true though
It's like condescending a little bit
Wow what am I doing wrong
Right
That's something so funny like if we're like
Someone comes up to you and they're like
Are you sure you need prayer for anything
And you're like I'm good why
And they're like
You sure like anything
Nothing you can think of
I can
I can think of about 10 things right now
That you need prayer for
Call them out
God bless it
I say that at work every time somebody
Sneezes instead of because everybody's like oh bless you
I'm like bless your heart
Dude at church the pastor was saying that he's like
Somebody is like saying like
Calling them stupid in like a nice way
Bless his heart
Like that Steve guy
Bless his heart but I always do this at work
I either
I do one of two things when people sneeze
Like if they're far off I go in a trailing voice
I'm all bless your child
Bless your child no
Bless your child
What was it?
Bless your child
There's no R bro
Bless ya
Ya
Bless ya
Like you
Bless your child
Or I do this
You know how someone sneezes like crazy
It's not always old people
Oh no dude
I've heard the craziest sneezes out of young people
I'm like are you okay
Just have a heart attack
I'll pray for you
I go like this
They do a crazy sneeze and they look right at you cause they know you're in there
And I just go
Bless you
It's top bottom left right
Right left
Top bottom left right
All my family is Catholic
Are they really? Well my extended family
Interesting
That explains a lot
I know where your head's going
You always say
My mom's side of the family is Catholic
But you always say
I like to see the priest often
You just joke like that
You've told us a lot of crazy stories
When you were an altar boy
Never
I was never Catholic
That wasn't holy water splashing on your forehead
I was actually baptized Catholic when I was born
What did you say?
I said that wasn't holy water splashing on your forehead
Dude
That's so bad
I'm gonna pray for you more
You should probably just pray more in general
Facts
No that's actually true I do need to start praying more
You know pick up that old
Bibli
And give it a good read
Front to back bud
The fuck is that?
Seems fucking
It's a plane
Oh my god
Fuck you, fly somewhere else
That is so loud
Yeah
Anyways
I'm out of all
Fresh out
You're out of everything
I'm tired
Me tired
Me sweepy
Do it
Coffee in
La la
Sissy la la
Tell me how you really feel
Sissy fucking
Good touch man
How was it?
It was good, I think I'm gonna buy one later
Do it
Really? No
You guys heard it on the podcast literally
You're an idiot
Quit while you're behind
Quit while you're, you ever been choked from behind Rob?
No
Yeah you probably have dude like this
Double handed
Why'd you do it like that? You know why
No, that's how you were choked
I've never been choked from behind
It's literally not what you were telling us
An hour and a half ago in the car
I asked you if you've been choked from behind
And you were like Rob when we were on the way
To tug and spill
You were saying you like to angle your hand
When you
Please yourself to feel like you're
Being choked by somebody else from behind
No
That never happened
Rob calls it the stranger
What I do
Is I sit on my hand and wait for it to go numb
I'm just joking
Tell me more
No, that's not real
It's a gone on 60 second scene
No it's not
Which is Rob's life
We should
Wrap it up there
That was a good one
You want another adventureful?
Sure
You want one Frick?
Are you fucking kidding me?
That's so fucking gross
Get it out of here
Stop
I'm like playing hockey with it
Don't put it everywhere
It's been real fun guys
It's been an adventureful
Frick is fucking cookie dude
That's cute
Cheers
Alright guys
Oh
It happened again
How does it happen every time with these cookies man?
What are you doing?
I don't know dude
Maybe it's when I'm choosing you I hit it with my cookie
When you're choosing
That's it
Alright guys
Thanks for listening
You guys are amazing
Shout out to all my dogs
We appreciate you hanging out
Free thug
Trump would
Later guys
Bye I love you later guys
Bye I love you
Bye