1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,680 Music 2 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:13,680 Applause 3 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,680 Fuck 4 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:21,680 Music 5 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,640 Yeah! 6 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:24,640 Cheers boys! 7 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,640 Laughing 8 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,640 Are you fucking kidding me? 9 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,640 Welcome to the podcast 10 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,640 That ain't it 11 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,640 We're snacking on some adventurefuls you know 12 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,640 We're full of it 13 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,640 We're adventureful fellas 14 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,640 You're full of shit 15 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,640 Really? 16 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,640 I'm gonna dip in my coffee 17 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,640 What does that look like Bob? 18 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,640 Okay 19 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,640 It's adventureful 20 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,640 Looks like you had a little too much adventure last night 21 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,640 Ew 22 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,640 My thumb slipped 23 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,640 Ah yuck 24 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,640 Bro 25 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,640 Oh man 26 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,640 That's crazy 27 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,640 You woke up and chose to have a fucking potty mouth 28 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,640 I did 29 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,640 Dude the other side of my thumb is stained yellow 30 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,640 from fucking making butter chicken last night 31 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,640 That's not all you were making 32 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,640 It's a little weird 33 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,640 Nah it was good 34 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,640 It was good 35 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,640 You missed out cause you're a bitch 36 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,640 You got chocolate all over my fucking 37 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,640 Dude we were even talking about it laughing 38 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,640 I was like I bet Rob ate something like Taco Bell dude 39 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,640 No we had chicken parm 40 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,640 That serves him right 41 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,640 Thank you Nick and Matty 42 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,640 Was it good? 43 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,640 Is a frogs ass water tight? 44 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,640 It might be 45 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,640 I don't fuck with frogs 46 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,640 I don't fuck with rats either 47 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,640 Better be careful they'll make a documentary about you 48 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,640 The frog fucker 49 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,640 Yeah 50 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,640 That'd be an interesting one 51 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,640 That'd be wild 52 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,640 Take it easy over there Jeffrey 53 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,640 Hey 54 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,640 Shout out to 55 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,640 Local Push and Pour 56 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,640 Shout out to the podcast 57 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,640 We had to go get some coffee 58 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,640 Shout out to yo mama 59 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:10,640 And it's pouring ass rain outside right now 60 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:12,640 Yeah pissed me off when I opened that front door this morning 61 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:14,640 I feel like it made me extra sleepy I needed 62 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,640 Extra coffee 63 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,640 It made me extra pissed 64 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:20,640 I opened the door and I was seeing red 65 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,640 At least it wasn't snowing 66 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,640 It's true but I just want the sunshine dude 67 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:26,640 I don't feel like you have enough sun in your body 68 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:28,640 To make you see red Rob 69 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:30,640 I'll see red 70 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,640 I'll see red 71 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,640 If you press the right button bud 72 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:36,640 I mean he sees red at least 73 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,640 Where are you going with this? 74 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,640 Trying to think how to 75 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,640 Word it properly 76 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,640 Spit it out 77 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,640 Every month 78 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,640 God dude really? 79 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:50,640 I don't know 80 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:52,640 Rob sees red 81 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,640 Rob's the super type 82 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,640 My ovaries have been on fire lately 83 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:58,640 It lasts about a week 84 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,640 And then it goes away 85 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,640 Monday through Friday 86 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,640 He's the super type 87 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,640 The whole time 88 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,640 What's your blood type? 89 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,640 I actually don't know 90 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,640 00 positive negative 91 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,640 Yeah I don't know 92 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,640 I don't know I was just throwing shit out 93 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:18,640 I actually don't know 94 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,640 I did take a blood test and I took a street law class 95 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,640 In high school and 96 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,640 In high school 97 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,640 I took a blood test the other day and they said they had that 98 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,640 They said that 99 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:30,640 I'm going to circle back later to that one 100 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,640 They said you were defective 101 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,640 No 102 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,640 They said we're not going to take your blood because you're a little 103 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,640 Contaminated 104 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,640 They said I had that dog in me 105 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,640 I was like checks out 106 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,640 You're a chimera 107 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,640 It's chimera 108 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,640 We're a bunch of fucking broken records 109 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,640 I feel like you're a lab rat 110 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,640 Steve kind of reminds me 111 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,640 I feel like Steve was built in the lab 112 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,640 Seriously 113 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,640 You look like you're the kind of guy to be built in the lab 114 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,640 Tell Elon I said hi 115 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,640 For real though 116 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,640 Tell him I said hi 117 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,640 Yeah I wish I knew Elon Musk 118 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,640 He's kind of a G though 119 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,640 I kind of like Elon Musk 120 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,640 Why do people hate him so much? 121 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,640 Because he doesn't give a fuck 122 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,640 You know Don Lemon? 123 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,640 He's kind of a piece of work 124 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,640 Wait who? 125 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,640 Don Lennon 126 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,640 John Lennon 127 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,640 Don Lennon 128 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,640 Lemon 129 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,640 Don Lennon 130 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,640 I don't know much about him 131 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,640 I just know who he is 132 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,640 He had an interview with Elon Musk 133 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,640 They were talking 134 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,640 Elon Musk pretty much told him to shut the fuck up 135 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,640 Because Don's like 136 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,640 Why do you care? 137 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,640 Because Elon Musk 138 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:50,640 Let's people post whatever they want on Twitter 139 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,640 And he's like if it's illegal 140 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,640 Obviously that's something different 141 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,640 But free speech is free speech whether you like it or not 142 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,640 And that's why I like Elon Musk 143 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,640 Exactly, it's true 144 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,640 Cheers 145 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,640 No I don't want to 146 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,640 Denver Muck 147 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,640 Careful 148 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,640 Gentle 149 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,640 Actually no 150 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,640 Spill the water on you 151 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,640 You ever going to change your fucking plates by the way Rob? 152 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,640 Yeah this bitch ass moved back to Idaho 153 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,640 From California and is still rocking Cali plates 154 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,640 Yep 155 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,640 Which, it's a death wish 156 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,640 He doesn't care about his life 157 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,640 Unfortunately 158 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,640 It just takes the wrong Idaho 159 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,640 And to see that 160 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,640 Quit outing me 161 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:44,640 Within the first week of me moving back to Idaho 162 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,640 And I still had my Cali plates 163 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,640 Dude my car 164 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,640 My car 165 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,640 The paint was 166 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,640 Immaculate 167 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,640 And now there's fucking door dings everywhere 168 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,640 And it all showed up within the first month of being 169 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,640 Well I have the protection of the good lord almighty 170 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,640 That's good 171 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,640 It is a good thing Rob 172 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,640 But you know what else is a good thing 173 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,640 That he allows everyone free will 174 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,640 So if they want to fuck your shit up 175 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,640 It's going to happen 176 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,640 It's true and 177 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,640 Within the last year or two especially 178 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,640 Road rage in Idaho 179 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,640 It's real 180 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,640 Has become like crazy 181 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,640 I was going to say I'm a part of it 182 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,640 I freak out on people on the way to work 183 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,640 But people are like legit 184 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,640 Pulling guns on people and shit 185 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,640 Where? 186 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,640 I just out loud 187 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,640 I have intrusive 188 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,640 Thoughts of doing it but you don't actually do it 189 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,640 We should talk about intrusive thoughts 190 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,640 They're funny 191 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,640 Well no continue I didn't know people were pulling guns 192 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,640 Yeah no 193 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,640 Actually it was like a couple months ago a dude in Caldwell 194 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,640 Pulled a gun on 195 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,640 Pulled a gun 196 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,640 On another dude 197 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,640 Because of road rage 198 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,640 Right ya sissy lala 199 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,640 I was listening to you the whole time I promise you 200 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,640 Pull the gun 201 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,640 Pull the gun because of road rage 202 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,640 Do it 203 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,640 Put that 204 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,640 It's called a fiber 205 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,640 No that's hair that's a pub 206 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,640 Why are your pubes gray 207 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,640 Eww 208 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,640 Did you call me a seagull 209 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,640 I don't want to be a seagull 210 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,640 You store stuff in there 211 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,640 You're a stork 212 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,640 You're a bitch 213 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,640 That's facts 214 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,640 Wow 215 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:36,640 You hit the right button 216 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,640 I'm memorizing where they are 217 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,640 It also says 218 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,640 It says what it is 219 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,640 Do you see that big ass light right there on you 220 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:46,640 Hey 221 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,640 You need to reprogram that one 222 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,640 Where Rob doesn't know 223 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,640 And it just is like a voice sample that says 224 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,640 I'm a dunce 225 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,640 That's not funny 226 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,640 It would be better if it was like I'm a cunt 227 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,640 Hey 228 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,640 This is family friendly 229 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,640 This is family friendly 230 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,640 If you're listening to this with your family 231 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,640 You've got something wrong with you 232 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,640 Fuck you 233 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,640 Hey I can't see it because there's a 234 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,640 Fat glare from that 235 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,640 You just can't read 236 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,640 I know how to read 237 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,640 What does that say 238 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,640 What? 239 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,640 What does that say 240 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,640 That 241 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,640 The white box 242 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,640 What does it say 243 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,640 Pod mic 244 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,640 That's really small 245 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,640 You can't read 246 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,640 I had a dot physical done for my work and they said I had 247 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,640 Perfect vision 2020 248 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,640 That's not that good 249 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,640 What? 250 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,640 2010 is perfectly fine 251 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,640 2010's crazy 252 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,640 I have 2010 in my left eye 253 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,640 Do you really? 254 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,640 Yeah 255 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,640 I went to the eye doctor 256 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,640 My wife was like you should go 257 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,640 You should go to the eye doctor 258 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,640 I definitely don't need glasses 259 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,640 So I go 260 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,640 And literally as he's spinning shit 261 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,640 When does it get clear 262 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,640 Never 263 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,640 That one's a little clear in my right eye 264 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,640 The last one 265 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,640 Why are you here 266 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,640 Wife sent me 267 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:22,640 Nicole 268 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,640 I was sent here 269 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,640 It was pretty funny 270 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,640 Dude it's hard not to get lost in those 271 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:30,640 Things though 272 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,640 It's true they are pretty 273 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,640 Don't be gay 274 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,640 Nothing wrong with that 275 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,640 Let me clarify 276 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,640 No I do need to change my 277 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,640 Plates I also need to do my 278 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,640 Dag gum taxes 279 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,640 Also while you're writing a list down 280 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,640 Change that attitude 281 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,640 Yep 282 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,640 Pay your taxes 283 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,640 On time 284 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,640 Or you'll get fucked 285 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,640 The IRS don't fuck around 286 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,640 And they're staffed up 287 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,640 They're hella cheeky 288 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,640 Life's easy for them 289 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,640 They got three people doing one job 290 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,640 So they can have time to go fuck you up 291 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,640 It must be nice to be like 292 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,640 Work in the White House and have all those 293 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,640 Vacation days and still make 294 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,640 800 grand a year 295 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,640 I wouldn't like to work there 296 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,640 I want to work in the White House 297 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,640 Just for the amenities 298 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,640 I mean like you 299 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:28,640 You don't even have the smarts to be the janitor 300 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,640 At the White House 301 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,640 What you just clean shit 302 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,640 Yeah that's the problem 303 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,640 And they always start with their attitude 304 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,640 And fuck we know you're not even close to that shit 305 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,640 Yeah 306 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,640 You got a bad attitude and you barely even clean your men 307 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,640 So how can anybody expect you to clean a toilet? 308 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,640 Fuck you 309 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,640 Where's the B-bat? 310 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,640 Fuck you 311 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,640 Fuck you too 312 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,640 Fuck you 313 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,640 You're doing it wrong 314 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:08,640 Sorry, how can this be family friendly 315 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,640 When you're swearing 316 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,640 Cussing up a storm like a 317 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,640 Dalgum sailor 318 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,640 You almost made me cuss 319 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,640 Sorry, you got scurvy? 320 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,640 Steve said he had scurvy 321 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,640 He told me that in confidence 322 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,640 You need to swab your deck, bud 323 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,640 That fleshy patch you got down there 324 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,640 It's deck like 325 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,640 Straight up 326 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,640 I was looking like a Ken doll down there 327 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,640 All smoothed over 328 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,640 That's a good thing I feel like 329 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,640 What? 330 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,640 Yeah clean and proper 331 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,640 You got a pirate patch down there? 332 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,640 Quit it 333 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,640 We should change the topic 334 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,640 Change the topic 335 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,640 Yeah 336 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,640 What's the best 337 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,640 Knock that off 338 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,640 Hit you 339 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,640 Mr. Rogers 340 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,640 What's the best worst advice you've ever gotten? 341 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,640 The best 342 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,640 The best worst 343 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,640 Don't do anything that I wouldn't do 344 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,640 Is the worst advice that everyone, you've told me that 345 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,640 And you can do a lot of crazy shit 346 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,640 Me? 347 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,640 I've seen you throw it back a time 348 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,640 Or two for a real one 349 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,640 For some side cash 350 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,640 I've seen it 351 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,640 For some side cash 352 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,640 For some gas money 353 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,640 For some gas money I just need to get home 354 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,640 I've literally said 355 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,640 There's little I wouldn't do for a hundred bucks 356 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,640 A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks 357 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:36,640 Dude you could buy a lot of press and pour with a hundred bucks 358 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,640 Push and pour 359 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,640 You both are really terrible 360 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,640 You both are really terrible 361 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,640 We're like trying to rep this dope ass coffee shop 362 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,640 And we're like yeah fucking 363 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,640 Push and pull, tug and spill 364 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,640 How's that coffee guys? 365 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,640 I love how you drank the last of my coffee 366 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,640 I don't even get a second coffee now 367 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,640 I'm sorry 368 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,640 That was the last one 369 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,640 That was the last one 370 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,640 This is my first time knowing 371 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,640 It's okay 372 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,640 You know what happens? 373 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,640 I'll think about forgiving you but for now I don't know 374 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,640 Have you ever asked? 375 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,640 I'm not so sure right now 376 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,640 Do you want a beer? 377 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,640 It's fucking no 378 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,640 Once it hits eleven it's fine 379 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,640 Once it hits it's ten minutes 380 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,640 Yeah we got ten minutes 381 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,640 We got ten minutes and we're good 382 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,640 Crack a cold one on a rainy ass bullshit day 383 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,640 You know what it does sound like? 384 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,640 I don't know if I have any 385 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,640 Le Croix? 386 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:42,640 I like Le Croix 387 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,640 Le Croix sounds good 388 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,640 Actually I forgot 389 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,640 That French Sparkle 390 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,640 What the fuck 391 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,640 I watched a video of how you actually pronounce it 392 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,640 Like if you were in France 393 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,640 It's La Croix 394 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,640 It's not La Croix 395 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,640 There's an X at the end 396 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,640 Le Croix 397 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,640 Would you like a 398 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,640 Fresh glass of Le Croix? 399 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,640 Can we talk real quick about 400 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,640 That reminded me about why 401 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,640 The American or the English language 402 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,640 Is so confusing 403 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,640 Like why is Colonel spelled the way it is? 404 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,640 Colonel 405 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,640 Yeah colon or something 406 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,640 Yeah you're familiar with colons 407 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,640 Yeah 408 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,640 Yeah 409 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,640 Should I just shut my trap 410 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,640 On this podcast? 411 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,640 Yeah put a pin in it 412 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,640 You should just stop 413 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,640 Quit while you're behind bud 414 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,640 Pin the tail on your mouth 415 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,640 Pin the tail on the donkey 416 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,640 Yeah 417 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,640 Me and Steve 418 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,640 Were talking last night 419 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,640 About, cause we were talking to Bryce 420 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,640 Oh yeah shout out Bryce 421 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,640 Did you facetime you guys? 422 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,640 No, yeah snappy 423 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,640 Oh yeah 424 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,640 I was saying that we should just go to twin 425 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,640 And bring all this shit and fucking just 426 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,640 Do an episode on the prime bridge 427 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,640 Just in the middle of traffic? 428 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,640 Yeah, no kidding 429 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,640 Can't you walk out there? 430 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,640 Yeah there's a path that goes right under it 431 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,640 Oh yeah, I thought you were talking about 432 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,640 On the part where you walk over the bridge 433 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,640 I was like where's this block those 434 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,640 Go around 435 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,640 Or we could do it down in the 436 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,640 Down in the canyon 437 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,640 Hire some flaggers and divert traffic 438 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,640 Were you guys actually talking about that? 439 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,640 I'd be down 440 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,640 That's the only way you'll get me back into twin 441 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,640 I'm just kidding 442 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,640 That tragic valley 443 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,640 We won't circle back 444 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,640 You know how we feel 445 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,640 Yeah it's bad enough 446 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,640 Do you know what shoppy's managing? 447 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,640 I think it's the blue lakes one 448 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,640 Oh yeah he's on pulling 449 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,640 Bryce if you're watching 450 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,640 Which I know you are is an OG real one 451 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,640 The realest 452 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,640 Make sure you let us know in the comments 453 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,640 Bryce or just text one of us or something 454 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,640 Hey remember the first time 455 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,640 We went to coach and 456 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,640 Bryce wore those retros 457 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,640 Those off whites 458 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,640 And that girl stepped right on him 459 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,640 Just a random girl? 460 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,640 Yeah she was like talking to Bryce 461 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,640 She's like oh my god 462 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,640 You're so hot 463 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,640 I like your washboard abs 464 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,640 She saw videos of us and she was like 465 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,640 Oh my god I recognize you 466 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,640 And she went to get front and center 467 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,640 And she stepped right on the front of him 468 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,640 And put a black mark on him 469 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,640 It was crazy 470 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,640 And it was literally 471 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,640 Bryce wasn't even going to wear them ever 472 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,640 It was the first time he ever wore them 473 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,640 And he brought them to coach 474 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,640 He was probably nervous as hell about it 475 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,640 And that happened 476 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,640 And he was like almost an hour after 477 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,640 He was wearing them for the first time ever 478 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,640 Dude I haven't bought 479 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,640 It's like $700 shoes 480 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,640 I haven't personally bought a pair of shoes 481 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,640 For a while now and I want to get back into it 482 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,640 I just haven't been able to 483 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,640 There's a few other things that you should get straight 484 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,640 Before you start going down that road Bob 485 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,640 Like what? 486 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,640 I'm not about 487 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,640 To fucking share 488 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,640 Your sheets dude 489 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,640 What? Yeah 490 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,640 Wash them 491 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,640 Warsh them 492 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,640 Put them in the Warsh machine 493 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,640 Warsh them 494 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,640 Or take them down to the crick 495 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,640 Dude 496 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,640 Speaking of that 497 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,640 What's the funniest lingo 498 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,640 From people that shouldn't have an accent 499 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,640 That you've ever heard like Warsh or 500 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,640 Crick? That's literally my grandma 501 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,640 Really? Or Big? 502 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,640 She's from... Dude 503 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,640 Or Flag? My assistant at work 504 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,640 Wisconsin 505 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,640 Well dude I literally 506 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,640 My family and I used to live in Horseshoe Bend 507 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,640 Dude we had some property up there 508 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,640 And this kid 509 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,640 Literally like he was born in Boise 510 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,640 In the hospital but lived in Horseshoe Bend 511 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,640 His whole life talked like that 512 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,640 Dude my... Oh really? 513 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,640 Oh it drove me bonkers bro 514 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,640 Like reg? Yes 515 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,640 Yeah dude I'm like bro 516 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,640 My assistant 517 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,640 Is from Montana 518 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,640 And that's how she talks like that 519 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,640 It's the worst dude 520 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,640 Like I gotta bag it up 521 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,640 Dude honestly? What are you from Canada? 522 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,640 You got a bag? No here's 523 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,640 Here's something that's weird 524 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,640 You know how when you can't say your R's and stuff 525 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,640 Because like 526 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,640 Honestly 527 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,640 I think speech impediments are caused by 528 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,640 Like a lack of control 529 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,640 Of the tongue muscle right? 530 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,640 Is that factual? 531 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,640 Sound guy you fact check that? 532 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,640 I don't know if I'm 100% right 533 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,640 Get on it! Now 534 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,640 Now 535 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,640 I feel like I'm talking to a fucking 4 year old with this guy 536 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,640 I feel like I'm talking to a bookshelf at this point 537 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,640 Dude 538 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,640 What am I talking to? 539 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,640 A damn house plant? 540 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,640 I mean fucking sun's 541 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,640 In my eyes right now so I can't see 542 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,640 God damn store bought succulent over there? 543 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,640 Store bought succulent? Yeah throw some 544 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,640 Fucking water at him or something 545 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,640 That succulent's from Books dude 546 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,640 Shout out Books they hook it up with flowers 547 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,640 What's Books? 548 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,640 Shout out Boonk Gang 549 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,640 Books 550 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,640 What up Boonk? 551 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,640 Yeah Boonk Gang 552 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,640 Don't say that 553 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,640 You guys. That's not bad 554 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,640 But don't say it. It is bad 555 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,640 Treyway. Sorry 556 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,640 What's wrong with you? 557 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,640 What? 558 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,640 But anyways 559 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,640 So like the most common 560 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,640 Like thing I've heard with a speech impediment 561 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,640 Is you can't say like Oz 562 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,640 Huh? Like how we say 563 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,640 Bill? Yeah I want a Bill 564 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,640 Or Mustard 565 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,640 Popo 566 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,640 Popo 567 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,640 Or even Or 568 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,640 Yeah I was like you just said it 569 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,640 Literally? So like A 570 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,640 Would we? 571 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,640 When people say the 572 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,640 Warsh 573 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,640 Or the Bag 574 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,640 Or the Flag 575 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,640 Or the Crick 576 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,640 Or Boise 577 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,640 Or Boise 578 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,640 It's Boise 579 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,640 I actually just talked to Jordan about that 580 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,640 Did she call it Boise? 581 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,640 She's fine 582 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,640 She called it Boise? 583 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,640 No. Jordan 584 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,640 No she didn't 585 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,640 WTF 586 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,640 Like when people say it 587 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,640 Boise 588 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,640 Everyone from here makes fun of people who say Boise 589 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,640 Hey but do you think that's like a speech impediment? 590 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,640 No 591 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,640 I think it's just how like they grew up hearing it 592 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,640 No they're just not from here 593 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,640 I think you're a walking speech impediment 594 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,640 It's impeded 595 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,640 They're not from around these parts 596 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,640 My brother was born and raised in Idaho 597 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,640 And he called it Boise. I hear him say Boise all the time 598 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,640 Dylan? Yeah Dylan 599 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,640 What the fuck's wrong with you? 600 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,640 I don't even want to see him anymore 601 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,640 Ick 602 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,640 I love Dylan 603 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,640 He's in Vietnam right now 604 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,640 He's in Vietnam right now 605 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,640 He's a vagabond 606 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,640 Weren't they just there? 607 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,640 Last year 608 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,640 He actually posted a picture 609 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,640 Last night I was showing Steve he's at the fucking 610 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,640 Patek Philippe store 611 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,640 Oh it's fake huh? 612 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,640 I'm just joking. Sorry 613 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,640 It's all like the 614 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,640 I'm fucking with you I don't know 615 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,640 I'm gonna low key be pissed 616 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,640 if he comes back with a fucking Patek on his wrist 617 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,640 I mean like what the 618 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,640 How many bought do you think that is? 619 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,640 You can get some pretty affordable vintage ones dude 620 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,640 Not like crazy 621 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,640 What's affordable to you? 622 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:48,640 I don't know about affordable to me 623 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,640 Yeah 624 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,640 But in the grand scheme of Patek 625 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,640 In terms of what a Patek costs 626 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,640 I've seen some at like 5G's, 6G's 627 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,640 That's not terrible 628 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,640 Like I saw 629 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,640 He's probably not coming back with them 630 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,640 He always buys gold though when he's there 631 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,640 Yeah it's cheaper 632 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,640 It's like 22 karat and 633 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,640 And he doesn't have to pay a tax on it 634 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,640 It's like pays spot 635 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,640 It's cheaper than a Twin Falls hooker 636 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,640 He was telling me something about that 637 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,640 When he was here 638 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,640 There's some like loophole in the tax 639 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,640 Which there might be 640 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,640 There might not even be a tax like you just pay 641 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,640 Market value 642 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,640 So like my brother's got 643 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,640 He's drippy as hell 644 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,640 He looks like he'd be in a fucking 645 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,640 Drake music video 646 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,640 He's got carrots like 647 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,640 Like bugs 648 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,640 Nice 649 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,640 But did you see his pendant? 650 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,640 Yes 651 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,640 I forgot he had that 652 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,640 I forgot he had that pendant 653 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,640 But that's pretty sick 654 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,640 I just wish Dylan would bust me down 655 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,640 I wish he would 656 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,640 We dripped out Robbie for his birthday 657 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,640 Rob's dripping 658 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,640 Don't even think about snatching it because that shit's not coming off 659 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,640 It'll just hurt my neck 660 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,640 Dude if someone tried to snatch your chain 661 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,640 They're getting rolled bro 662 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,640 What was that? 663 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,640 By who? 664 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,640 You guys my bodyguards? 665 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,640 Do you guys want to protect me my whole life? 666 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,640 Don't touch me like that 667 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,640 Don't you ever put your dirty 668 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,640 Dick beaters on me 669 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,640 I'm starting to whisper to squirting right now man 670 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,640 Really? 671 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,640 I almost just said something 672 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,640 That I saw last night and it would have been 673 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,640 Not okay to say 674 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,640 Whisper it in my ear 675 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,640 What? 676 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,640 The picture 677 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,640 Huh? 678 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,640 Of the oh you're a squirter 679 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,640 Dude 680 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,640 So the thumb reference 681 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,640 That I made earlier 682 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,640 Just put two and two together 683 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,640 Not good 684 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,640 Sorry for cussing 685 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,640 Sometimes that's what your sheets look like 686 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,640 No 687 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,640 I've never shit the bed 688 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,640 It's okay 689 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,640 We've all done it 690 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,640 You're the one that literally is shitting your pants constantly 691 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,640 I don't shit my pants 692 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,640 I've made mistakes here and there 693 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,640 You're flatulent 694 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,640 So? 695 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,640 Dude honestly it would probably be a good thing for your life 696 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,640 If you just swap those 697 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,640 A little bit of pee almost came out just now 698 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,640 Have you swapped your chins out maybe twice a day? 699 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,640 Put yourself on a swap regiment? 700 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,640 A couple times a week? 701 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,640 Yeah maybe set a calendar 702 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,640 I don't know 703 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,640 I did walk into Rob's room the other day 704 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,640 Hold on I feel like his pants were down 705 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,640 And he was putting on his Depends 706 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,640 And I was like bro 707 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,640 A safety diaper? 708 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,640 What the fuck? 709 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,640 Depends? 710 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,640 You shouldn't depend on yourself 711 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,640 I don't have Depends 712 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,640 That's debatable 713 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,640 I'll prove it right now 714 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,640 Drop him 715 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,640 Grab your ankles 716 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,640 Gross 717 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,640 Nope 718 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,640 Trying to think of 719 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,640 The more advice thing 720 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,640 Shit that you brought up earlier 721 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,640 What's the best 722 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,640 Worst advice that you got? 723 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,640 I said don't do anything I wouldn't do 724 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,640 That's always bad advice because that's what people say 725 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,640 Well you never know someone's level 726 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,640 So certain people say something like that 727 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,640 That you've seen them do crazy shit 728 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,640 That you would never do 729 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,640 And you're like yeah I definitely 730 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,640 Won't do a lot of the stuff that you would do 731 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,640 It's like something Epstein would say 732 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,640 Okay 733 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,640 Wow 734 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,640 Best worst advice 735 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,640 Chill dude 736 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,640 I want to go 737 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,640 Continue 738 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,640 Go 739 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,640 Shout out 740 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,640 Santino 741 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,640 That shit was fucking hilarious 742 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,640 So I'm not going to lie 743 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,640 Bobby Lee 744 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,640 You know what's not hilarious? 745 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,640 What? The US housing market 746 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,640 Cost of rent's never been better 747 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,640 It's not even rent bro 748 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,640 Cost of living 749 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,640 I fully support it dude 750 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,640 I like what Biden's doing 751 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,640 I'm going to hit you with a hammer later 752 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,640 A hammer? 753 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,640 The only thing Joe Biden's been doing 754 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,640 Since he got inaugurated is taking 755 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,640 Really good naps 756 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,640 I was literally just going to say he's been napping like a mother 757 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,640 Dude the way he talks on camera 758 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,640 I swear they got him drugged up with Thorazine 759 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,640 Got him a little Thorazine cocktail 760 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,640 I think 761 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,640 I think I like also that 762 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,640 I think Kamala and him are like a dynamic duo 763 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,640 Kamal Toa Harris 764 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,640 Is it because they both sucked dick? 765 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,640 Yeah 766 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,640 Yeah that's what I figured 767 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,640 Do you know what Biden kind of reminds me of 768 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,640 With his fake teeth? Sunflower 769 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,640 You can tell he has veneers right? 770 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,640 He has to 771 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,640 He's got that J Washington special 772 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,640 I mean to be fair 773 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,640 I don't think there's a single person 774 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,640 Who has lots of money 775 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,640 That does not have fake teeth 776 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,640 I doubt it 777 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,640 What about 778 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,640 Fucking 779 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,640 Matthew McConaughey 780 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,640 His teeth are real I bet 781 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,640 Sound guy 782 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,640 Dude when I 783 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,640 What about Nelly? 784 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,640 When they all smile and their teeth are fucking perfect 785 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,640 And shiny ass white 786 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,640 They're all fucking veneers 787 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,640 Like the last 20 years 788 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,640 Nothing's effective 789 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,640 You're like no 790 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,640 And they're like wider than 791 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,640 Dude I know people 792 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,640 Rice 793 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,640 Rice is pretty white 794 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,640 Yeah but it's not the whitest 795 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,640 Dude I know people that brush their teeth three times a day 796 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,640 Floss each time 797 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,640 And carry floss picks on them 798 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,640 And still get a cavity every once in a while 799 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,640 Wider than a fresh Hanes t-shirt? 800 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,640 My teeth 801 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,640 Are not crazy white 802 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,640 Mine are not either 803 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,640 But you can tell 804 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,640 When somebody has fake teeth 805 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,640 Like veneers 806 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,640 Yeah it's a natural looking 807 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,640 But it's just like too perfect 808 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,640 They're like perfectly filed all the way across 809 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,640 It's like the same level 810 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,640 Like you can just tell 811 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,640 Okay I won't say everybody but most people 812 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,640 With lots of money just do that 813 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,640 Which to be 814 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,640 I mean I probably would 815 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,640 Steve will do it 816 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,640 I would do it 817 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,640 He has veneers Steve will do it 818 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,640 It's just bad if you don't do it 819 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,640 I feel like they look weird on some people 820 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,640 Especially like Pete 821 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,640 Dude it's unavoidable 822 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,640 I drank like two cups of coffee 823 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,640 I know 824 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,640 I'm sorry 825 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,640 This is why we don't have a podcast 826 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,640 What? Yeah we do 827 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,640 We're on like episode number 15 828 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,640 Nope 829 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,640 Have you been watching them? 830 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,640 This is number eight 831 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,640 Yeah 832 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,640 You don't though 833 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,640 Yes I do 834 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,640 I watch them sometimes 835 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,640 Sometimes 836 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,640 What are you doing over there? 837 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,640 We should just sit here and talk shit about Steve 838 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,640 And how fucking dumb it is that he pees 839 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,640 Like 30 times every episode 840 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,640 Yeah 841 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,640 You want to? 842 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,640 Favorite 843 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,640 What did I say? 844 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,640 What? 845 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,640 What's clitches 846 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,640 Cliche 847 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,640 Can't read 848 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,640 Have you seen any 849 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,640 Good movies lately? 850 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,640 Roadhouse last night 851 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,640 Is it an actual remake of the original? 852 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,640 I didn't even know that was an original 853 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,640 To be honest with you 854 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,640 You know how I am with movies 855 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,640 You know how I am with movies 856 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,640 But I do enjoy movies 857 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,640 What's your favorite movie? 858 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,640 The Matrix trilogy 859 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,640 Shut up, are you serious? Yeah 100% 860 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,640 Well there's four of them now 861 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,640 It's not really a trilogy anymore 862 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,640 But they're really good, they're my favorite 863 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,640 My dad put me one 864 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,640 Ken, shout out Kenneth 865 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,640 This is the original 866 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,640 Who's the actor? Patrick Swayze? 867 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,640 Yeah 868 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,640 He's the Roadhouse 869 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,640 Dude, he 870 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,640 So it's Jake Gyllenhaal 871 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,640 In the movie, in the new one 872 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,640 So it is a remake 873 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,640 I think so 874 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,640 Connor McGregor's in it, dude 875 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,640 Post Malone 876 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,640 I mean it's a great original 877 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,640 Why remake it? 878 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,640 I thought it was good 879 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,640 We're going to fact check this 880 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,640 Dude it just came out yesterday 881 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,640 I thought it was good 882 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,640 I did fall asleep because 883 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,640 I've been working like a dog 884 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,640 You can't even spell 885 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,640 I can't dude, I'm not used to this keyboard 886 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,640 Look at the cast 887 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,640 But yeah, I saw Roadhouse 888 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,640 And then we watched the one Iron Claw 889 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,640 With Zac Efron 890 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,640 The night before 891 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,640 That one was good too 892 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,640 Okay, it is a remake, interesting 893 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,640 I don't know how I feel about it 894 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,640 I'd watch it, but I don't know how I feel about it 895 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,640 Dude, the thing that really pisses me off about Hollywood 896 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,640 Is the lack of originality though 897 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,640 Like 100% 898 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,640 I thought it was really good bro 899 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,640 I'm not saying it's not good 900 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,640 There's certain movies that 901 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,640 You just leave it alone 902 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,640 People still watch 903 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,640 The original Roadhouse 904 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,640 It's not like it died 905 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,640 And it's done and nobody cares about it 906 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,640 It's still a good movie 907 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,640 Dude bro, he's fucking Roundhouse 908 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,640 And everybody in the head 909 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,640 Bro, but I thought Jake Gyllenhaal 910 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,640 Is really good in it 911 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,640 Did you know that's not how you pronounce his last name? 912 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,640 Gyllenhaal? Yeah, he said it on 913 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,640 I don't remember, it's like Yilinhal 914 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,640 It's like weird 915 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,640 It's like 916 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,640 Super Irish 917 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,640 Dude, speaking of Irish 918 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,640 McGregor's an animal in that movie 919 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,640 Is he like a main character in it? 920 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,640 Yeah, he's like one of the main villain guys 921 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,640 Really? Yeah 922 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,640 The first scene, well I don't want to ruin it 923 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,640 But the first scene that introduces him 924 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,640 He's just full on naked 925 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,640 Walking like a fucking Irishman, seriously 926 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,640 Now you really want to watch it huh pervert? 927 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,640 Yeah dude, just fucking dick slinging 928 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,640 No, it doesn't show his dick 929 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,640 I was really bummed about that 930 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,640 To be fair, I don't want to see Connor McGregor's dick 931 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,640 Okay? 932 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,640 He's probably not packing much either 933 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,640 This is a call out to you McGregor, I'll fight you 934 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,640 Oh my god dude 935 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,640 Dude, he would fucking look at you 936 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,640 And you fucking pass out 937 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,640 Dude, you might die if he hit you 938 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,640 Legit though 939 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,640 I mean your brain has already got 940 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,640 A lot of issues going on, so one 941 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,640 Good right hook and fucking bounce 942 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,640 That brain off the skull, you're done 943 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,640 Dude, it might straighten him out 944 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,640 Oh, that's true 945 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,640 I actually don't want to fight Connor McGregor, I'm sorry 946 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,640 I'm going to hit him 947 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,640 I'm hitting up his PRT 948 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,640 I'm calling out Jake Paul 949 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,640 If Connor hit Rob with the left hook 950 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,640 I call winner of Jake Paul and Tyson 951 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,640 He's got loose 952 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,640 Let's talk about that though 953 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,640 What? 954 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,640 The fucking bullshit of Jake Paul and Mike Tyson 955 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,640 So I heard the stipulations that I told you about 956 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,640 I heard that isn't happening 957 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,640 I don't know, I'm confused 958 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,640 Because I saw it everywhere, and then apparently 959 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,640 I haven't seen it, but apparently there's a video of Jake Paul clearing it up 960 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,640 I don't know, I haven't actually looked into it 961 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,640 You should Google if the stipulations are real 962 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,640 If you could figure out how to work that thing 963 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,640 If that's true though 964 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,640 Start telling people 965 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,640 What the speculations were 966 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,640 The stipulations were 967 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,640 That I heard, and they were alleged 968 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,640 So I don't know if it's like confirmed 969 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,640 Allegedly 970 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,640 Allegedly 971 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,640 So Jake Paul is allowed to wear 972 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,640 Head gear, that's one of them 973 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,640 The second one is 974 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,640 Jake Paul doesn't have to wear 975 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,640 Or sorry 976 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,640 He doesn't have to make weight 977 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,640 He can be as big as he wants 978 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,640 He's also allowed to use 979 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,640 He's not going to get tested for performance enhancing 980 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,640 Supplements 981 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,640 And then he's also allowed 982 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,640 To tag team his brother Logan 983 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,640 Which sounded crazy 984 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,640 And then also 985 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,640 I brought it up to, I think me and Nick and Mason were talking about it 986 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,640 And Nick said that 987 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,640 Apparently that's not happening 988 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,640 But I don't know 989 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,640 I wish it was happening so they could both get beat up 990 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,640 Dude I know 991 00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,640 I was saying fucking Jake's going to go in 992 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,640 Mike's going to hit him once 993 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,640 Logan's going to be like 994 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,640 Oh no my brother 995 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,640 And then jump in and Mike's going to lay him out and they're both done 996 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,640 And fucking turn into WWE 997 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,640 10 seconds 998 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,640 But yeah, I don't know 999 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,640 I feel like 1000 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:58,640 To hear me out 1001 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,640 I know we'll never know but do you think Jake Paul's doing it 1002 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,640 Like he called out Mike 1003 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,640 Why would you call Mike Tyson out? You know that dude 1004 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,640 It's a publicity stuff 1005 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,640 I know but do you think he really wants to fight him 1006 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,640 Like deep down 1007 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,640 And do you mean there's probably a part of him that's like 1008 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,640 Like I'm talking like 1009 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,640 Is he that cocky about it 1010 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,640 Probably 1011 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,640 Do you know at least he comes off that way 1012 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,640 He doesn't do himself any 1013 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,640 He doesn't redeem himself 1014 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,640 He comes off like a cocky asshole in like every scenario 1015 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,640 No for sure 1016 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,640 Logan kind of toned it down I feel like 1017 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,640 Logan did tone it down 1018 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,640 Mr. Forrest himself 1019 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,640 Bro 1020 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,640 They're both idiots 1021 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,640 Like honestly 1022 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,640 I have no idea 1023 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,640 Why they need to do the things they do 1024 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,640 For money 1025 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,640 Other than they're terrible at managing their money 1026 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,640 Whatever he's doing 1027 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,640 They are rich as hell though 1028 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,640 Yeah but they probably spend a 1029 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,640 Fuck ton of money dude and that's why they have to do 1030 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,640 Stupid shit like they do 1031 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,640 Do you see what's his name? Mike Tyson 1032 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,640 Remember when Logan got that chain of that fucking rare Charizard 1033 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,640 Yeah 1034 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,640 You know what Jake Paul should do 1035 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,640 Chuck Norris 1036 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,640 Fucking call out Chuck Norris 1037 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,640 Honestly Chuck Norris get in and fuck 1038 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,640 Somebody else dude 1039 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,640 Dude's like a hundred years old and could probably still kill anybody 1040 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,640 Speaking of fighters 1041 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,640 Jackie Chan 1042 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,640 Dude he turned 70 the other day 1043 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,640 He's 70 1044 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,640 Remember Rush Hour? Those are one of the greatest movies 1045 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,640 Yeah 1046 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,640 That's wild people are getting old 1047 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,640 Dude and the thing about Rush Hour 1048 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,640 The Rush Hour one was amazing 1049 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,640 The second one was at Three Nights at the Condor 1050 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,640 I don't know 1051 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,640 You know when people make like a sequel to stuff 1052 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,640 A lot of the time it's trash 1053 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,640 Dude the Rush Hours I feel like got better 1054 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,640 Like the third one's great 1055 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,640 Third one's great like they were bangers 1056 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,640 Dude one of my favorite Chris Tucker movies is 1057 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,640 Money Talks 1058 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,640 Charlie Sheen 1059 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,640 Charlie Sheen's a whack job dude 1060 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,640 Dude he's crazy 1061 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,640 Have you seen his roast? 1062 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,640 No I think I've seen clips 1063 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,640 I think it's Anthony Jesselnick does it 1064 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,640 Dude it's hilarious 1065 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:08,640 Interesting 1066 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,640 What? 1067 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,640 Jake Paul to the speculations 1068 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,640 on the rules 1069 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,640 Said it's fucking 1070 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,640 absurd first of all obviously 1071 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,640 none of that's true 1072 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,640 They're so fucking stupid 1073 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,640 Anyone who believes that shit should not be 1074 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,640 allowed to vote 1075 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,640 So he's gonna fight him straight up? 1076 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,640 But this is my thing bro I don't believe 1077 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,640 anything on TV 1078 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,640 He said shouldn't be allowed to vote 1079 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,640 He said it's sad we live in a fucked up world 1080 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,640 Humans are getting more and more stupid every single day 1081 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,640 That's true I agree with that 1082 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,640 No no that's quoted though 1083 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,640 Like he said that 1084 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,640 He's basically saying like stupid people shouldn't be allowed to vote 1085 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,640 As in their American liberty? 1086 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,640 Yes 1087 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,640 I think it was just a term he was expressing 1088 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,640 how he felt about the situation 1089 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,640 I don't know if he 1090 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,640 Like he's exaggerating on how stupid people are 1091 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,640 Yeah 1092 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,640 I don't think he's actually trying to bring politics into it 1093 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,640 No 1094 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,640 I mean he did though 1095 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,640 Yeah but he doesn't think before he speaks 1096 00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,640 Yeah 1097 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,640 Look at that one on 1098 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,640 So apparently no 1099 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,640 formal rules have actually been announced 1100 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,640 Okay got it 1101 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,640 And that's multiple sources huh? 1102 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,640 Yeah 1103 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,640 But when you told me those 1104 00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,640 I was like fucking 1105 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:34,640 I was a part of 1106 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,640 I was a part of it I was fucking pissed 1107 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,640 I was like dude that's pussy ass shit 1108 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,640 Which I mean 1109 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,640 It's great but still 1110 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,640 The fact that like 1111 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,640 I don't know 1112 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,640 He could probably stand to use some head gear 1113 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,640 Walking through life 1114 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,640 I think he's probably hit his head on a couple of things 1115 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,640 Just for going to the grocery store 1116 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,640 Like I need a helmet 1117 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,640 Hey do you think they'll remake Rush Hours? 1118 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,640 Do you think they'll touch those? 1119 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,640 I hope not 1120 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,640 You think they will eventually? Probably 1121 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,640 Yeah it's Hollywood bro 1122 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,640 They're still remaking movies from the 30's 1123 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,640 The remake? 1124 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,640 There's a remake of that too 1125 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,640 It's with what's her name? The Wednesday chick 1126 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,640 Jenna Ortega 1127 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,640 Like she's in it 1128 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,640 And then I don't know who plays Beetlejuice but 1129 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,640 Jordan like sent me the trailer of it 1130 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,640 But can I be real with you? You guys can't 1131 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,640 Roast me or flame me or hate me 1132 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,640 I haven't seen it 1133 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,640 Never seen Beetlejuice 1134 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,640 The original? Yep 1135 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,640 The only Beetlejuice I know of is that dude 1136 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,640 Who's on the Howard Stern show 1137 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,640 Dude Michael Keaton 1138 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,640 That guy 1139 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,640 He's like spell red 1140 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,640 He's like R-L-S-T-L 1141 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,640 How the fuck did you 1142 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,640 Have you seen that clip? 1143 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,640 Ridiculous 1144 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,640 He's funny 1145 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,640 When he's like what are you doing? 1146 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,640 He's like who me? 1147 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,640 Every time I see him 1148 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,640 I think of 1149 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,640 Scary movie 1150 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:06,640 Where they cut that dude's 1151 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,640 They're all sitting at the dinner table and they cut the dude's head off 1152 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,640 It's your brain on drugs 1153 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,640 And he's like 1154 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,640 Oh my god 1155 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,640 Dude that movie is hilarious 1156 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,640 Are these still recording? 1157 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,640 Sound guy 1158 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,640 Thank you 1159 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,640 Just want to make sure, wouldn't you want to know? 1160 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,640 No, you just trust it 1161 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,640 You just keep rolling 1162 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,640 And shut your ass up 1163 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,640 She's here 1164 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,640 How about Nicole? 1165 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,640 Yep 1166 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,640 This is for Jay 1167 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,640 No, that's for you 1168 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,640 You like to take a shit on all the parties 1169 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,640 It's not a party shitter 1170 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,640 You're the one that takes shit 1171 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,640 At parties and then it clears the fucking party 1172 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,640 No 1173 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,640 You know I'm weird about pooping in public places 1174 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,640 Other than my own bathroom 1175 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,640 I'm serious 1176 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,640 Unless I'm going to 1177 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,640 Because you don't want to be judged for taking a 30 minute shit 1178 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,640 Well I don't care about that 1179 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,640 I've never cared about that 1180 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,640 I own it 1181 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,640 I don't care 1182 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,640 I don't care 1183 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,640 Sometimes my legs fall asleep 1184 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,640 Yes 1185 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,640 I'm going to have a turned out balloon knot one day 1186 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,640 Just from sitting there 1187 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,640 My legs do fall asleep every now and then 1188 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,640 But I get lost in TikTok 1189 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,640 I have a leaky balloon knot 1190 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,640 No 1191 00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,640 You're going to have to be putting cream on that 1192 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,640 I don't do that 1193 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,640 You're going to have to have some preparation 1194 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,640 Is there a button for him? 1195 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,640 You're going to have to get that preparation H on you bud 1196 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,640 For your itchy scratchy 1197 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,640 Alright Vagisil, keep it down over there 1198 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,640 You pipe down Jeffrey 1199 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,640 Stop calling me Jeffrey 1200 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,640 My name is Jeff 1201 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,640 You fuck off, I'm not going to your island Jeff 1202 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,640 You're an island boy aren't you 1203 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,640 I'm not going to your island Jeffy 1204 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,640 Quit talking like that 1205 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,640 Pipe down over there Epstein 1206 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,640 Hey, no but you guys know 1207 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,640 You've known this too 1208 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,640 Don't lie to me 1209 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,640 You know that I don't like pooping 1210 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,640 If I can hold it and wait until I go home 1211 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,640 I just want to be comfortable 1212 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,640 I don't like to feel rushed 1213 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,640 I'll still go 1214 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,640 Some of the nastiest bathrooms I've been in 1215 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,640 Are Walmart bathrooms bro 1216 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,640 No, truck stops in the middle of nowhere 1217 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,640 I would never 1218 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,640 I've walked into 1219 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:32,640 A truck stop bathroom in the middle of nowhere 1220 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,640 Had to shit 1221 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,640 And like I was going to shit my pants 1222 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,640 Are we talking like pilots? 1223 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,640 Like pilot truck stops 1224 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,640 You're literally in the middle of nowhere and you hit some fucking 1225 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,640 Like you have to go to that one 1226 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,640 Yeah 1227 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,640 Gas is like $6 a gallon 1228 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,640 There was literally shit 1229 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,640 All over everything 1230 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,640 That's disgusting bro 1231 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,640 Everywhere 1232 00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,640 There was even fucking watered up toilet paper with shit 1233 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,640 On it in the fucking trash 1234 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,640 Can like there was shit everywhere 1235 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,640 What happened in here? 1236 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,640 Fucking salad shooters dude 1237 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,640 Oh my god 1238 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,640 It's like from Scary Movie 1239 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,640 I'm going to shit all over these walls 1240 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,640 It gets all freaky 1241 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,640 That's who went in there 1242 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,640 They had to turn that place 1243 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:22,640 Into a poopy palace 1244 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,640 That was some nice age smartass man 1245 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,640 I drank way too much water for you guys to notice that 1246 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,640 Now I'm full 1247 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,640 Thank you Jay, Jay got me this yeti for my birthday 1248 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,640 You're welcome 1249 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,640 Yeti gang 1250 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,640 You already had one with that Minji Mange 1251 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,640 I just had to get you 1252 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,640 Like a drinking receptacle that 1253 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,640 Matched you 1254 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,640 Because you're a hairy motherfucker 1255 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,640 Like a yeti 1256 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,640 I thought you were talking stainless steel like strong and 1257 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,640 Dark and handsome 1258 00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:56,640 No 1259 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,640 Hairy 1260 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,640 You make bigfoot look bald 1261 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,640 You're not that dark either dude 1262 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,640 It's the hair 1263 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,640 It just makes you look darker 1264 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,640 You might have a touch of Armenian in you 1265 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,640 No 1266 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,640 You got a touch of it 1267 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,640 I know 1268 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,640 You got greys 1269 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,640 Yeah I'm getting old 1270 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,640 It's just what happens 1271 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,640 You're not getting past us 1272 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,640 Steve's got some gray 1273 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,640 Steve's older than me 1274 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,640 You got a little gray in you 1275 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,640 You guys want to do a scavenger hunt? 1276 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,640 Like what kind? 1277 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,640 Like a pod? 1278 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,640 No 1279 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,640 Shut up 1280 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,640 I forgot what they're called 1281 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,640 There's websites that you go to and people 1282 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,640 Leave shit 1283 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,640 In certain places and you go 1284 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,640 And you put something in there 1285 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,640 You can take something but you leave something as well 1286 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,640 For somebody else 1287 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,640 Like a geocache? 1288 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,640 It's too cold for that right now 1289 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,640 I don't want to do that in the rain 1290 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,640 Let's start a geocache 1291 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,640 What should we put in it? 1292 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,640 Your butt plug collection? 1293 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,640 Your stretch kit? 1294 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,640 It's a good start 1295 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,640 I've been telling you to get rid of that thing 1296 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,640 It's crystal it won't scratch 1297 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,640 I don't have a butt plug 1298 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,640 It will scratch but not with anything that you own 1299 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,640 It's got to be a diamond 1300 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,640 We can do it at the top 1301 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,640 At the top of Wilson Peak 1302 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,640 You ever been to Wilson Peak? 1303 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,640 I'm from Castaway 1304 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,640 From Home Improvement? 1305 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,640 No not that Wilson 1306 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,640 The volleyball 1307 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,640 So there's a 1308 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,640 Peak 1309 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,640 It's like on 1310 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,640 Last Man on Earth 1311 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,640 Remember he draws faces on the 1312 00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:00,640 Volleyballs and stuff 1313 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,640 It's his friends 1314 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,640 A restaurant's Castaway 1315 00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,640 Why did you shake your head at me? 1316 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:08,640 I thought you were trying to repeat me 1317 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,640 No I wasn't 1318 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,640 You just bear clawed me that hurt 1319 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,640 Outside of Idaho City 1320 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,640 There's 1321 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,640 A peak called Wilson Peak 1322 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,640 And somebody made this rock 1323 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,640 Monument thing 1324 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,640 And put a volleyball 1325 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,640 With the shit coming out of it 1326 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,640 Oh really? 1327 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,640 Wilson Peak 1328 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,640 You guys playing footages over there? 1329 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,640 You just sent them out in the hallway 1330 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,640 I'm about to send you both in the hallway 1331 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,640 I don't want to 1332 00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,640 Put your fucking nose in the corner 1333 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,640 I don't want to 1334 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,640 Last time I did that you humiliated me 1335 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,640 Hey man 1336 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,640 What? 1337 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,640 I don't like the fact that you're touching me right now 1338 00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,640 Whatever I want 1339 00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:04,640 What's BBC? 1340 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,640 Sorry 1341 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,640 It's a big black cup 1342 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,640 It's what we got 1343 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,640 It's the British 1344 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,640 Broadcasting 1345 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,640 C-span 1346 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,640 British Broadcasting Channel 1347 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,640 Is that what it is? 1348 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,640 How credible are they? 1349 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,640 I don't know but I feel like the precursor 1350 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,640 To that was the 1351 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,640 Media syndicate that Jaleigh Maxwell's dad owned 1352 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,640 Interesting 1353 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,640 Old Jeffrey's friend 1354 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,640 Dude have you ever 1355 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,640 I gotta tell you 1356 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,640 Hey while you're looking I gotta tell you this is crazy bro 1357 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,640 I've always thought 1358 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,640 That Epstein was a 1359 00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,640 Like a off books 1360 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,640 CIA operative 1361 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,640 And the only reason I think that 1362 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,640 Is because the CIA has actually been caught 1363 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,640 And exposed 1364 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,640 In congress for running blackmail rings 1365 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,640 That had to do with videotaping 1366 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,640 High level citizens and 1367 00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,640 Officials having sex with people 1368 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,640 That they might be 1369 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,640 Embarrassed to admit if they 1370 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,640 Got caught right? 1371 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,640 Exactly what Epstein was doing 1372 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,640 Jaleigh Maxwell's dad 1373 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,640 Through World War II 1374 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,640 All the way to the 90's 1375 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,640 Was 1376 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,640 MI6 which is 1377 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,640 Basically British CIA 1378 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,640 And a double agent for Mossad 1379 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,640 Which is Israeli intelligence 1380 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,640 Right? 1381 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,640 So just 1382 00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,640 Say Jaleigh Maxwell 1383 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,640 Wasn't an intelligence operative 1384 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,640 Her two brothers 1385 00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,640 And her sister all have 1386 00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,640 NGOs 1387 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,640 Which is a non government organization 1388 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,640 That all has to do with contracting information 1389 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,640 That intelligence services would want 1390 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,640 Like her 1391 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,640 Sister started 1392 00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,640 A 1393 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,640 Tech company 1394 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,640 That supports 1395 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,640 Software that intelligence 1396 00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,640 Services use and her two brothers 1397 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,640 Started this thing that's like 1398 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,640 An organization that does research 1399 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,640 Into extreme 1400 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,640 Jihadists 1401 00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,640 Exactly 1402 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,640 Al Qaeda 1403 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,640 So her 1404 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,640 Siblings do things 1405 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,640 That support the intelligence communities 1406 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,640 Her dad was an intelligence 1407 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,640 Operative 1408 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,640 She's involved in a black mailing 1409 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,640 Ring with Jeffrey Epstein who's doing 1410 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,640 Like minded things that the CIA would 1411 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,640 But it was after they got caught for it 1412 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,640 So obviously if they still continued 1413 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,640 To do it they would want it off books 1414 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,640 No? How would you do 1415 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,640 That? You would get people 1416 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,640 Involved that know people that 1417 00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,640 You're trying to do that to 1418 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,640 That have no affiliation with 1419 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,640 Intelligence but no people in 1420 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,640 Intelligence communities 1421 00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,640 Which Jalain Maxwell definitely did 1422 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,640 And Jeffrey Epstein definitely did 1423 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,640 We've talked a lot about 1424 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,640 Epstein on this pod huh? 1425 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,640 That's your buddy 1426 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,640 What? 1427 00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,640 Sorry that's not funny 1428 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,640 To joke about. Do you think he's still 1429 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,640 Hanging out? 1430 00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,640 What do you mean? 1431 00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,640 Don't even 1432 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,640 Don't even 1433 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,640 Is he still locked up? 1434 00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,640 Making my eye twitch 1435 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,640 Me? 1436 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,640 Both of you. Who me? 1437 00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,640 Both of you. 1438 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,640 Me or him? 1439 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,640 Him or I? 1440 00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,640 Nothing. 1441 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,640 Me or they? 1442 00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,640 Oh here's one last thing 1443 00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:34,640 Before 1444 00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,640 Jalain Maxwell's property got stormed 1445 00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:38,640 She was 1446 00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:40,640 In one of her US properties 1447 00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,640 Right? Which she could have easily got out of the country 1448 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,640 At one of the multiple properties 1449 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,640 That she owns around the world right? 1450 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,640 She's in the US 1451 00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,640 Knows 1452 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,640 Contracting firms that are US 1453 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,640 That she could have as private security right? 1454 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,640 Tell me why 1455 00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,640 The security firm that she employed 1456 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,640 To guard her property 1457 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,640 Only hires 1458 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,640 Ex SAS 1459 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,640 Which is British Special Forces 1460 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,640 It's just all coincidental 1461 00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,640 It's all a little fishy 1462 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,640 It's all coincidental 1463 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,640 A little fishy like my boy Jay over here 1464 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,640 What? 1465 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,640 I like to fish 1466 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,640 I like fishing too but Rob's being sus 1467 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,640 We should go fishing 1468 00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,640 We should 1469 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,640 Like early in the morning for the sunrise 1470 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,640 When we leave 1471 00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,640 I will. Rob's gonna have to pay the double pole fee 1472 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,640 I was up and ready 1473 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,640 Hey Nicole 1474 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,640 You can back me up on this 1475 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,640 I was up and ready before both of you were out 1476 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,640 I was sitting on the couch in the dark 1477 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:42,640 Hanging out in the dark 1478 00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,640 I came in the house and I was like Rob 1479 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,640 Tell me where you're chilling in the dark 1480 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,640 It was just peaceful and I was tired 1481 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,640 Nice and quiet 1482 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,640 That's why I like being the first one up 1483 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:54,640 I had to prepare my eyes for these things 1484 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,640 Rule number one to good video 1485 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,640 Is good lighting 1486 00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:00,640 Rule number one for Fight Club 1487 00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,640 No 1488 00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,640 Speaking of Fight Club 1489 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,640 This could be related 1490 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,640 Could have one super power 1491 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,640 What would it be? 1492 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,640 How does that have to do with Fight Club? 1493 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,640 Because maybe it's something with fighting 1494 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,640 It would help you 1495 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,640 You stick your head up my ass and fight for air 1496 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,640 That would be your superpower Rob 1497 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,640 No 1498 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,640 Let me think real quick 1499 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,640 You're gonna have to swap those out 1500 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,640 I think I would want to fly 1501 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,640 For sure 1502 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:32,640 That's always been my go to 1503 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,640 Fly? Yeah 1504 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,640 I feel like I'd want to teleport 1505 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,640 But I could just fly there 1506 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,640 Yeah but teleport 1507 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,640 Teleporting 1508 00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:44,640 Teleporting would be faster 1509 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,640 It doesn't matter, flying is more fun 1510 00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,640 Yeah but you can't fly on the other side of a wall 1511 00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,640 So if I wanted to be like 1512 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,640 You know 1513 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,640 Someone that 1514 00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:56,640 Looked out for himself financially 1515 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,640 You know basically a capitalist 1516 00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,640 I would 1517 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,640 Teleport onto the other side 1518 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,640 Of a vault 1519 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,640 Oh get some money 1520 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:08,640 Yeah have you ever seen that? I think it's called push 1521 00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:10,640 Or push 1522 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,640 Push a T? 1523 00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:14,640 Yeah where that dude does that bro 1524 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,640 He does that and he goes to all the places 1525 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,640 He wants to travel 1526 00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:20,640 Bro that would be so tight 1527 00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,640 And he'd save so much time 1528 00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,640 Because basically like 1529 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,640 I want my superpower to support a good life for myself 1530 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,640 You know what I mean? 1531 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,640 Flying does that 1532 00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,640 I don't think I would 1533 00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,640 Teleport onto the other side 1534 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,640 Of a bank 1535 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,640 That's insurance 1536 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,640 And 1537 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,640 Not saying I would ever rob a bank 1538 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,640 That's just if I could teleport which is not real 1539 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,640 So it won't ever happen 1540 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,640 It's also 2024 1541 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,640 But I'm also anti-establishment so it wouldn't hurt my feelings 1542 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,640 If the government had to shell out a little bit of money that's not theirs 1543 00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,640 Robbing a bank 1544 00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,640 Is not that easy anymore 1545 00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,640 It's not 1546 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,640 Superpower I just want to be able to rob any bank 1547 00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,640 Anytime 1548 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,640 I think the US government 1549 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,640 Probably put a real quick stop 1550 00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:08,640 To superpowers 1551 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,640 No like mass bank robbing 1552 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,640 Like used to happen in 1553 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,640 The 20s and 30s 1554 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,640 Back in the golden days 1555 00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,640 If you could teleport and you had that super power 1556 00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,640 Or fly where's the first place you would go? 1557 00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,640 Just like the grocery store 1558 00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,640 I just want to be able to fly 1559 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,640 Whatever I want 1560 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,640 Bundle up it's cold up there 1561 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,640 I'm not going to lie dude I've always 1562 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,640 Wanted to go to Portugal 1563 00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,640 That'd be tight 1564 00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,640 Any where I'd fly to? 1565 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,640 Either Portugal or Italy 1566 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,640 Or Spain 1567 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:42,640 Like any of those really old countries 1568 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,640 That have crazy amount of history 1569 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,640 You know Portugal was the first first world country 1570 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,640 In the world 1571 00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,640 They used to have a 1572 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,640 Like in the 1573 00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,640 I think like 1574 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,640 From the 19th to 1600s 1575 00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:58,640 They had like a crazy economy 1576 00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,640 Interesting 1577 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,640 You know why? 1578 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,640 Nope 1579 00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,640 It wasn't always so 1580 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,640 In the 1300s 1581 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,640 I think his name was King Danus 1582 00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,640 Wrote to the pope 1583 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,640 And asked permission 1584 00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:20,640 If they could get there safely 1585 00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,640 If the 1586 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,640 Church would bless 1587 00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,640 The Portuguese crown 1588 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,640 Basically allowing 1589 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,640 Him permission to 1590 00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,640 Have the Templars come there 1591 00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,640 And the Templars 1592 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,640 Were some of the first 1593 00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,640 People to like really 1594 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,640 Establish a banking system 1595 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,640 Because basically what they would do 1596 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,640 Is if you didn't want to take money 1597 00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,640 Because you didn't have like a ton of people with you 1598 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,640 And didn't want to get robbed 1599 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,640 The Templars would give you a 1600 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,640 IOU slip 1601 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,640 You would give them your money 1602 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,640 And then you'd go to where you were going and give it to a place there 1603 00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,640 And 1604 00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,640 They would give you what was on the slip 1605 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:02,640 Basically like a 1606 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,640 Cashier's check right? 1607 00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,640 And so all these 1608 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:10,640 Templars came over to Portugal 1609 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,640 And obviously 1610 00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:14,640 The Portuguese learned from them 1611 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,640 And their economy just started going 1612 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,640 Uphill 1613 00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,640 With building 1614 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:22,640 I wish my economy 1615 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,640 Would go up hill 1616 00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,640 It can get there bud 1617 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,640 My personal economy 1618 00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,640 You want some good advice bud? 1619 00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,640 What? You just got to do it 1620 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,640 That was 1621 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,640 When we were talking about 1622 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,640 The best worst advice 1623 00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,640 I told Steve 1624 00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,640 I was like just stop 1625 00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,640 Don't do it, just stop 1626 00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,640 So it's like 1627 00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,640 Oh I'm so stressed out 1628 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,640 Yeah just stop 1629 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,640 Just stop 1630 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,640 Just say something that's going to instantly 1631 00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,640 Hike someone's anxiety 1632 00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,640 You're like oh okay 1633 00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,640 It never works 1634 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:04,640 It's like when you go to someone for advice 1635 00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,640 And you can tell they don't have time for you 1636 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,640 Yeah you do 1637 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,640 It's like an instant conversation 1638 00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,640 Stop 1639 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,640 Piece of advice 1640 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,640 Dude you know what the thing 1641 00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,640 Dude one thing that really used 1642 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,640 To upset me 1643 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,640 Something that would really get you nodding 1644 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,640 What? 1645 00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,640 Say that again we'll let you 1646 00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,640 Restart that 1647 00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,640 Dude you know like 1648 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,640 When you're 1649 00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,640 Asking a pastor for advice or something 1650 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,640 You need a really solid answer 1651 00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,640 Because you're struggling with something 1652 00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:40,640 In life 1653 00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,640 And you're going to the person that you think 1654 00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,640 Like you've actually spent like time right 1655 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,640 On considering who you should go to 1656 00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,640 With this 1657 00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,640 And you're like I feel like my pastor would have the best 1658 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,640 Advice you know 1659 00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,640 And what they offer you is just pray about it 1660 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,640 That's the equivalent 1661 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,640 Yeah and you're like in your 1662 00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,640 Mind you're like you pray about it 1663 00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,640 No in your mind you're like I've been praying for like weeks 1664 00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,640 Who I should even talk to about this 1665 00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,640 And like this is the answer 1666 00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,640 That I felt like I got 1667 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,640 Was to talk to this person and they're like yeah 1668 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,640 You should just pray about it 1669 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,640 I'm going to start I'm going to pray for you 1670 00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:18,640 I hate that 1671 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,640 Makes you feel like I'm doing something bad 1672 00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,640 Right 1673 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,640 You've been good hanging out with me I'm going to start praying 1674 00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,640 For you more 1675 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,640 It's true though 1676 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,640 It's like condescending a little bit 1677 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,640 Wow what am I doing wrong 1678 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,640 Right 1679 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,640 That's something so funny like if we're like 1680 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,640 Someone comes up to you and they're like 1681 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,640 Are you sure you need prayer for anything 1682 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,640 And you're like I'm good why 1683 00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,640 And they're like 1684 00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,640 You sure like anything 1685 00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,640 Nothing you can think of 1686 00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:50,640 I can 1687 00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:52,640 I can think of about 10 things right now 1688 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,640 That you need prayer for 1689 00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,640 Call them out 1690 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,640 God bless it 1691 00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:00,640 I say that at work every time somebody 1692 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:02,640 Sneezes instead of because everybody's like oh bless you 1693 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,640 I'm like bless your heart 1694 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,640 Dude at church the pastor was saying that he's like 1695 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,640 Somebody is like saying like 1696 00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,640 Calling them stupid in like a nice way 1697 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,640 Bless his heart 1698 00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,640 Like that Steve guy 1699 00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,640 Bless his heart but I always do this at work 1700 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,640 I either 1701 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,640 I do one of two things when people sneeze 1702 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,640 Like if they're far off I go in a trailing voice 1703 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,640 I'm all bless your child 1704 00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,640 Bless your child no 1705 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,640 Bless your child 1706 00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,640 Bless your child 1707 00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,640 What was it? 1708 00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:36,640 Bless your child 1709 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,640 There's no R bro 1710 00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,640 Bless ya 1711 00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:42,640 Ya 1712 00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:44,640 Bless ya 1713 00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:46,640 Like you 1714 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,640 Bless your child 1715 00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:50,640 Or I do this 1716 00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,640 You know how someone sneezes like crazy 1717 00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:54,640 It's not always old people 1718 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,640 Oh no dude 1719 00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,640 I've heard the craziest sneezes out of young people 1720 00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,640 I'm like are you okay 1721 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,640 Just have a heart attack 1722 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,640 I'll pray for you 1723 01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:06,640 I go like this 1724 01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,640 They do a crazy sneeze and they look right at you cause they know you're in there 1725 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,640 And I just go 1726 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,640 Bless you 1727 01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,640 It's top bottom left right 1728 01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,640 Right left 1729 01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:20,640 Top bottom left right 1730 01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,640 All my family is Catholic 1731 01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:24,640 Are they really? Well my extended family 1732 01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,640 Interesting 1733 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:28,640 That explains a lot 1734 01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:30,640 I know where your head's going 1735 01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,640 You always say 1736 01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,640 My mom's side of the family is Catholic 1737 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,640 But you always say 1738 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,640 I like to see the priest often 1739 01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,640 You just joke like that 1740 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,640 You've told us a lot of crazy stories 1741 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,640 When you were an altar boy 1742 01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,640 Never 1743 01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,640 I was never Catholic 1744 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,640 That wasn't holy water splashing on your forehead 1745 01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,640 I was actually baptized Catholic when I was born 1746 01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:54,640 What did you say? 1747 01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:56,640 I said that wasn't holy water splashing on your forehead 1748 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:58,640 Dude 1749 01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,640 That's so bad 1750 01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:02,640 I'm gonna pray for you more 1751 01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,640 You should probably just pray more in general 1752 01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,640 Facts 1753 01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:08,640 No that's actually true I do need to start praying more 1754 01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,640 You know pick up that old 1755 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,640 Bibli 1756 01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,640 And give it a good read 1757 01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:16,640 Front to back bud 1758 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,640 The fuck is that? 1759 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,640 Seems fucking 1760 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,640 It's a plane 1761 01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:24,640 Oh my god 1762 01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,640 Fuck you, fly somewhere else 1763 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,640 That is so loud 1764 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,640 Yeah 1765 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,640 Anyways 1766 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,640 Anyways 1767 01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,640 I'm out of all 1768 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:38,640 Fresh out 1769 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,640 You're out of everything 1770 01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,640 I'm tired 1771 01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,640 Me tired 1772 01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,640 Me sweepy 1773 01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:48,640 Do it 1774 01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,640 Coffee in 1775 01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,640 La la 1776 01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:54,640 Sissy la la 1777 01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,640 Tell me how you really feel 1778 01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:58,640 Sissy fucking 1779 01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,640 Good touch man 1780 01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,640 How was it? 1781 01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:04,640 It was good, I think I'm gonna buy one later 1782 01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:06,640 Do it 1783 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:08,640 Really? No 1784 01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,640 You guys heard it on the podcast literally 1785 01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:12,640 You're an idiot 1786 01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,640 Quit while you're behind 1787 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,640 Quit while you're, you ever been choked from behind Rob? 1788 01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,640 No 1789 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,640 Yeah you probably have dude like this 1790 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,640 Double handed 1791 01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:24,640 Double handed 1792 01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,640 Why'd you do it like that? You know why 1793 01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:28,640 No, that's how you were choked 1794 01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:30,640 I've never been choked from behind 1795 01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,640 It's literally not what you were telling us 1796 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,640 An hour and a half ago in the car 1797 01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:36,640 I asked you if you've been choked from behind 1798 01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,640 And you were like Rob when we were on the way 1799 01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:40,640 To tug and spill 1800 01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,640 You were saying you like to angle your hand 1801 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,640 When you 1802 01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,640 Please yourself to feel like you're 1803 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,640 Being choked by somebody else from behind 1804 01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,640 No 1805 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,640 That never happened 1806 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,640 That never happened 1807 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:00,640 Rob calls it the stranger 1808 01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:02,640 What I do 1809 01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,640 Is I sit on my hand and wait for it to go numb 1810 01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,640 I'm just joking 1811 01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:08,640 Tell me more 1812 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,640 No, that's not real 1813 01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:12,640 It's a gone on 60 second scene 1814 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,640 No it's not 1815 01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,640 Which is Rob's life 1816 01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,640 We should 1817 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,640 Wrap it up there 1818 01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,640 That was a good one 1819 01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:24,640 You want another adventureful? 1820 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,640 Sure 1821 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,640 You want one Frick? 1822 01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:30,640 Are you fucking kidding me? 1823 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,640 That's so fucking gross 1824 01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,640 Get it out of here 1825 01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:36,640 Stop 1826 01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:38,640 I'm like playing hockey with it 1827 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,640 Don't put it everywhere 1828 01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,640 It's been real fun guys 1829 01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:46,640 It's been an adventureful 1830 01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,640 It's been an adventureful 1831 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,640 Frick is fucking cookie dude 1832 01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:54,640 That's cute 1833 01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,640 Cheers 1834 01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,640 Alright guys 1835 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,640 Oh 1836 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,640 It happened again 1837 01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:10,640 How does it happen every time with these cookies man? 1838 01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,640 What are you doing? 1839 01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,640 I don't know dude 1840 01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,640 Maybe it's when I'm choosing you I hit it with my cookie 1841 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,640 When you're choosing 1842 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,640 That's it 1843 01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:22,640 Alright guys 1844 01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:24,640 Thanks for listening 1845 01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:26,640 You guys are amazing 1846 01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:28,640 Shout out to all my dogs 1847 01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,640 We appreciate you hanging out 1848 01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:32,640 Free thug 1849 01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,640 Trump would 1850 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,640 Later guys 1851 01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,640 Bye I love you later guys 1852 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,640 Bye I love you 1853 01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,640 Bye 1854 01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,640 Bye