1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,180 Tits hit the drum button 2 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,080 You know it'd be good if I could fucking hit the right button 3 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:28,160 Good morning Vietnam 4 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,760 That's it uh 5 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:39,020 No, that's not what I was gonna say to you. Good morning, Charlie 6 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:46,240 Yeah, he has a little more enthusiasm when he said good morning Vietnam. Did Robin Williams said that the fucking shit? 7 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,400 Rob that is my Scott. No Bobby Williams 8 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:56,560 It was Bobby will Michael Scott. Yeah, Bobby's will yeah shout out office best TV show on and 9 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,400 Nowadays at an age 10 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:05,720 I don't know bro new girl is pretty fucking funny. I feel like the office is just so good, dude 11 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:11,480 It's but that's true. It's true. It's actually the best show of all time and if you disagree you can fuck off 12 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:14,840 Yeah, who do you think plays a better Michael Scott? 13 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:22,320 Ricky Gervais, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Dude? Ricky Gervais is one of the funniest people in existence, bro 14 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,320 Have you seen an idiot abroad? No 15 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:32,640 Did they name it after you could have cheers my IQ wasn't so goddamn high 16 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:42,920 I am the shamelessest big idiot in the ass. Yeah, bring it to me please 17 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,200 Untie it 18 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,800 Is this a, please till you put it out there 19 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:55,080 That's for all you slurpers out there. 20 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:51,760 And approach her 21 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,520 Do it 22 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:54,680 Do you put this out there 23 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,360 Yeah 24 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,080 Yeah. 25 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,080 Bob's choking. 26 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,260 You saved it 27 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,080 Oh man. 28 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:02,360 So you ever been stuck in the dryer before? 29 00:01:58,260 --> 00:01:58,900 J Assistant 30 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:00,000 me 31 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:06,760 It's a real question. 32 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:13,600 Oh, but your mom has. 33 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:17,400 Hey, what did I say? 34 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:22,000 I would never talk about your mom like that. 35 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Very disrespectful. 36 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,440 My mom would fuck you up. 37 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,440 Yeah. 38 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:26,440 Jen would fuck your shit right up. 39 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:27,440 Yeah. 40 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,760 What do you think Teresa could do? 41 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,080 Teresa is a very sweet lady. 42 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,840 So yeah. 43 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,320 I wonder if my mom has ever been in a fight. 44 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,520 Do you know if your mom has? 45 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:37,520 Has your mom? 46 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,520 I don't know. 47 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,520 Actually, I feel like Teresa's little bar fight. 48 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,880 That'd be fucking hilarious. 49 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,440 So see, just because I can't picture. 50 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,960 I can't picture my mom doing it. 51 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:52,600 Imagine your mom getting in a bar fight. 52 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,720 Two squirrels fighting over a nut. 53 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:55,720 Sorry. 54 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,720 That was a wrong reference. 55 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,520 I love you mom. 56 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,520 I'm sorry. 57 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,520 I didn't mean that. 58 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,560 Oh, you didn't mean it. 59 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,840 No, we all say things we don't mean. 60 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,560 Yeah, it's true. 61 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,120 It's true. 62 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,120 Yeah. 63 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,840 Anyways, have you been stuck in a dryer before? 64 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,560 No, that's good. 65 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:15,560 I haven't. 66 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,560 I haven't either. 67 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:17,560 Really? 68 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,560 Yeah. 69 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:19,560 Are you sure? 70 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:20,560 Yes. 71 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:21,560 You're asking me a lot. 72 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,240 You have and you want to share that experience. 73 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:27,640 There's always this thing going around where people are, I don't get the fad. 74 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:31,080 People were getting stuck in dryers and they were yelling for their step siblings and stuff. 75 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,040 I was like, what? 76 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,600 What does that even, how does that even correlate? 77 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:36,600 Anybody can help you out of the dryer. 78 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,760 First of all, how do you get stuck in the dryer? 79 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,320 You have to work real hard. 80 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:44,280 Why does it have to be your stepdad that comes a good thing? 81 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,120 I don't know. 82 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,920 That's what I'm saying. 83 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:48,920 That's what I'm saying. 84 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:49,920 No, I know. 85 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:50,920 I'm saying. 86 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:51,920 Yeah. 87 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:52,920 I don't understand. 88 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:53,920 Anyways, it's an anomaly. 89 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:54,920 We'll never know. 90 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:55,920 Yeah. 91 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:56,920 It's a phenomenon. 92 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:57,920 What's an anomaly? 93 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:58,920 It's a phenomenon. 94 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,400 Don't you think the more appropriate person to send would be like a maintenance man or 95 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:02,400 like a fire? 96 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,400 Yeah. 97 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,400 Fireman firefighter. 98 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,400 Yeah. 99 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,400 What about the cable guy? 100 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,400 Sometimes he can help with things. 101 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,400 Larry the cable guy. 102 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,400 I mean, not him specifically. 103 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:10,400 Yeah. 104 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:16,480 Yeah, it could be anybody, honestly. 105 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,200 It doesn't have to be just your step siblings. 106 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,200 That's weird in my opinion. 107 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,200 It's a little suss. 108 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,200 It's almost a little sexual. 109 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,200 It's a little suss. 110 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,080 I don't like it. 111 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:29,880 The only advice you really want from a step sibling is how to get your real parents back 112 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:30,880 together. 113 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:31,880 Yeah. 114 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:36,600 She's like, oh my God. 115 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,400 I'm like, hey bro, I really love you, dude. 116 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,600 I don't like your mom though. 117 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:41,600 My mom's way better. 118 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,600 It's like the parent trap. 119 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,600 Yeah. 120 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,600 I was just going to say, what's that movie? 121 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,560 The parent trap into the dryer. 122 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:47,560 Parent trapped in dryer. 123 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:48,560 Lindsay Lohan. 124 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,560 Yeah. 125 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,560 Lindsay Slohan. 126 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:51,560 It's literally just going to say that. 127 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:52,560 Lindsay Slohan. 128 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,560 You fuck. 129 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,560 Slohan. 130 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,560 Rob, show them the slow hand. 131 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,560 No. 132 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:57,560 Just show them. 133 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,560 What is a slow hand? 134 00:04:58,560 --> 00:04:59,560 You have a can in front of you. 135 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:00,560 Give them a taste. 136 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:01,560 Yeah. 137 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,560 Show them the slow hand. 138 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:09,560 I'm not doing that. 139 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,880 This is a family friendly podcast. 140 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:13,880 Not even. 141 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:14,880 Yes. 142 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:15,880 Family friend. 143 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,600 If you're a family sitting on the couch putting this shit on, get the fuck out. 144 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,840 Keep it fucking clean around here. 145 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:23,400 It's a fucking family friendly podcast. 146 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:28,480 This podcast is so family friendly that we requested our family does not watch it. 147 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,480 Yeah. 148 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,480 Yeah. 149 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:31,480 They don't listen. 150 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:35,480 It's like the, it's like the, when you tell your kid, Hey, don't put your hand on the 151 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:36,480 hot stove. 152 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:42,120 Cause it's, I told Steve, he added one of the clips on his Facebook and I was like, 153 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,600 can you check if you're friends with my mom? 154 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:47,840 I was like, if so, can you delete the clip or can you take her off? 155 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:48,840 Terry? 156 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:49,840 Nope. 157 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:50,840 Sorry, Teresa. 158 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:51,840 I had to unfriend you. 159 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:52,840 Yeah. 160 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:53,840 It's nothing personal. 161 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,520 I actually, I actually think I blocked her too. 162 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,080 Just so she couldn't find it. 163 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,080 Yeah. 164 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,760 You, you blocked my mom on social media. 165 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:01,760 I didn't mean to. 166 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:02,760 It just happened. 167 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:03,760 It's smart. 168 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:04,760 I glitched. 169 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:05,760 I've thought about it. 170 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:06,760 Your mom too. 171 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:07,760 My mom. 172 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,040 We talk like this around your mom. 173 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,520 I know, but it's still weird. 174 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:11,520 Yeah, exactly. 175 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:12,520 How do you think I feel? 176 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:13,520 I don't even curse around my mom. 177 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,520 Yeah. 178 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,520 It's extra weird for you. 179 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,320 I'm not like, Hey mom, how the fuck are you? 180 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,160 I wish I could, but I can't. 181 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,160 You can. 182 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,160 I can. 183 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,160 I just don't want to. 184 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,160 I feel like she wouldn't be happy. 185 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,600 My mom does not like that. 186 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:30,280 She's not like weird about it, but it's just very, it's like if you're cussing around a 187 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,720 four year old, you just don't do it. 188 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:33,720 Nope. 189 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:34,720 Nope. 190 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:35,720 Nope. 191 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:36,720 Yeah. 192 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:37,720 So, um, it was just funny. 193 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,360 I was like, you have to delete my mom now. 194 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,160 He's like, okay. 195 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,160 That's fair. 196 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,160 I did. 197 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,400 I went right to Facebook when he said that. 198 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,360 I'm like, that's actually a brilliant idea. 199 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,480 And your mom has seen the potty. 200 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,000 Yeah, she has. 201 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 She thinks it's hilarious. 202 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Christine. 203 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Yeah. 204 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 I told her not to watch it. 205 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 She did. 206 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Same. 207 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 I thought it was gas. 208 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 My mom now bugs me. 209 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,000 She's like, when's the next episode coming? 210 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 I'm like, God, it's even weird. 211 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 It's like settle down. 212 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 You fiends. 213 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Yeah. 214 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Come on. 215 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Chill. 216 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Yeah. 217 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 Dude, tell Jenna to chill out with that shit. 218 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Throw a patch on. 219 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:12,880 Fucking dude, Jay just got a tooth pulled. 220 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,360 Yeah, I did. 221 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:17,120 Did you get a cut or pulled? 222 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,240 So real. 223 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:20,040 So peep, peep this shit. 224 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,480 I'm like, you got that DDS. 225 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:30,080 So a long time ago, I had a couple fillings put in and they were metal fillings. 226 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:32,320 Granted, this was like 10 plus years. 227 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,320 Is your eye twitching? 228 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,320 Yeah, it is. 229 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,320 The left one? 230 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:36,320 Yep. 231 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,320 Yeah. 232 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:41,000 It's because you got 22 ounces of that 32 ounces of that trans-tachy. 233 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Trans-tachy. 234 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Anyways. 235 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,240 Dude, I had a baby one this morning. 236 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,240 You did? 237 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:47,240 Yeah, I did. 238 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,240 It was a little 16. 239 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:54,920 A long time ago, I had metal fillings put in a couple of cavities. 240 00:07:54,920 --> 00:08:02,880 And I didn't know this, but over time, those metal fillings can crack your teeth from hot, 241 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,880 cold, spans, contracts. 242 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,880 Talking, talking a lot. 243 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:10,160 I guess I never really knew that. 244 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,200 Makes sense, but I never knew that. 245 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:19,800 So when I went to the dentist last year to get a cleaning, he said the metal fillings 246 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,440 look like they're starting to crack your teeth. 247 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,440 And I was like, oh, fuck, that sucks. 248 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,880 I didn't feel any pain or anything, so it was fine. 249 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,800 And he's like, we'll just go in and remove them, put new ones in. 250 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,800 Easy. 251 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:30,800 Yeah, chill. 252 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:31,800 Standard shit. 253 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:32,800 Yada, yada, yada. 254 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:33,800 Squeezy. 255 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:34,800 Does it all. 256 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:42,080 And then the last one he does, like a month ago, ever since that one, I can't chill. 257 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,080 I can't chew on that side. 258 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,640 It's fucking killing me. 259 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:51,280 So I went back and forth to him five or six times. 260 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,280 Just getting your wallet pilfered. 261 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,280 Pretty much. 262 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:57,640 And then he was like, we're going to put a crown on it. 263 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:58,640 So we go through that process. 264 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,680 And he puts a temporary crown on. 265 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:07,000 And I got to wait a week for the permanent one to come in or something. 266 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,320 And then he puts that one on. 267 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,120 In that meantime, it was fucking killing. 268 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:15,840 I go to another dentist for a second opinion, because this is like getting fucking, it's 269 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:16,840 bullshit. 270 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:21,560 He tells me that I never needed a crown to begin with. 271 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:25,120 I needed a root canal because it's cracked like bad. 272 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,120 Thank God for lawyers. 273 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,120 To the jaw. 274 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:31,680 Well, so he didn't know that until he went in and he was about to do the root canal. 275 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:37,120 And he numbed me up and has this tool that he like sticks in there. 276 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,600 And it tells him how far that crack goes. 277 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,880 But he can't do it until I'm numb because he's got to put like a shit ton of pressure 278 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,560 on it. 279 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,600 And he puts it in. 280 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:51,720 He was like, you got to have like emergency surgery. 281 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:52,800 Like this has got to come out. 282 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:53,800 I can't fix it. 283 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:59,200 And a root canal is just like a temp fix and it's going to be fucked up. 284 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,120 You're going to have to pull it eventually. 285 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:06,440 So I fucking go to the surgery center and there, since it was last minute, they can't 286 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:13,160 put me under to remove it because I ate breakfast and drank and they don't want you to eat or 287 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,080 drink for like 12 hours prior to anesthesia. 288 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,600 Yeah, I couldn't do it. 289 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,600 Yeah. 290 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,600 So they fucking put me down. 291 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,880 The doctor's got to eat. 292 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,320 They just fucking numb me up more. 293 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:27,400 And then I got this one chick nurse like over here, like holding the bottom of my jaw. 294 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,400 Your gullet. 295 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,400 She's fucking. 296 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,400 It's fucking literally, dude. 297 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,400 Literally. 298 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:35,000 The dude, the doctor surgeon dude is in there with this fucking thing. 299 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,880 And like, dude, I've never felt like so much pressure. 300 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:43,760 Like, well, that's dude was fucking cranked into the pressure in your mouth area, right? 301 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:44,760 You kind of like that. 302 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,760 Yeah. 303 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:46,760 Like, you know, like, no, nevermind. 304 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:47,760 Pause. 305 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,160 I'm not going to say that life. 306 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,320 Don't go there. 307 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,880 This is family friendly. 308 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:53,880 Keep it up. 309 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:54,880 Rob, I'm going to euthanize you. 310 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:55,880 Yep. 311 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:56,880 All right. 312 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:57,880 I'm sorry. 313 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:58,880 I felt that kind of pressure though. 314 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,160 No, it was crazy. 315 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:05,960 And then like, I mean, it was like four minutes and it was out. 316 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,160 Like it was quick. 317 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,800 I didn't realize he was done. 318 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,760 Did you hear that fucker squeaking like a hinge when he was pulling it out? 319 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,000 Dude, he was like, he's like, that's in there good. 320 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,520 And then he like made, he's like, I had to like come at it from some angle to like get 321 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:19,520 it to pop. 322 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:21,240 And yeah, it's fucking crazy. 323 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:25,160 You just have a big asshole when you're where a tooth was now, huh? 324 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,160 Yes. 325 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,160 Angles are what makes it pop. 326 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:31,360 Well, like the pain is still there, but it's a very different pain and that pain should 327 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:32,640 go away, which is great. 328 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:33,960 Cause you're not going to lie to you. 329 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,720 I wanted to fucking murder people. 330 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:36,720 Yeah. 331 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:37,720 Tooth pain. 332 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:39,840 I've never really experienced like tooth pain. 333 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,360 It's horrible. 334 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,360 Fuck that. 335 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:45,600 Like shitty, shitty experience. 336 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,920 But you, you seem like your spirits are up. 337 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:48,920 I feel better. 338 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:49,920 Yeah. 339 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:50,920 I do feel better. 340 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:51,920 So that's a plus. 341 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:52,920 You haven't hit me as much this week. 342 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:53,920 So that's good. 343 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:54,920 Nope. 344 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:55,920 That's how you can tell I'm feeling better. 345 00:11:55,920 --> 00:12:00,120 I'm feeling better when I disobey stripes. 346 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,600 You're right across the forehead with a belt. 347 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,600 Yep. 348 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,600 Crucify my B hole. 349 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,880 I can punish that ass. 350 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,160 Hey, yep. 351 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,280 I don't want my butt punished anymore. 352 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,320 Oh man. 353 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,320 Disgusting. 354 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,320 Yeah. 355 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:17,360 When's the last time you had a tooth pulled? 356 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,360 Maybe. 357 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,360 Uh, actually. 358 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,360 Have you had a tooth pulled? 359 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,360 I have. 360 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:22,360 Oh really? 361 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,360 Yeah. 362 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:24,360 So it's the only cavity I've ever had in my life. 363 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:28,720 And I was a naughty boy when I was younger and it put me in a place I didn't have much 364 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:33,400 control over what I got to choose for myself and what I didn't. 365 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,400 What do you mean by that? 366 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,400 The old Who's Cow. 367 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,400 The what? 368 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,400 The Who's Cow. 369 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,400 Who's Cow. 370 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,400 The clink. 371 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,400 Oh. 372 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,400 The pain to send to the Who's Cow. 373 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,400 One of them. 374 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,400 Yeah. 375 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,400 So they don't. 376 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,400 One of them fell and slumbered apart. 377 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,400 They were like this. 378 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,400 They were like, see that guy? 379 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,400 To the Who's Cow. 380 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,400 Get him the fuck out of here. 381 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,400 To the Who's Cow. 382 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:57,080 Get him a couple to think about it. 383 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,080 Did you think about what you did while you were at it? 384 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,080 Oh yeah. 385 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,080 Yeah I did. 386 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,080 How long were you there? 387 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,040 Uh, two and a half from 18 to 20. 388 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:05,040 Yeah. 389 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,040 Terrible. 390 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,040 I didn't know that. 391 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:08,040 I guess I didn't know that Steve. 392 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,040 Yeah. 393 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,040 Interesting. 394 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,040 You didn't know that? 395 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,040 I feel like I knew something. 396 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:15,040 Maybe I like knew it, but like. 397 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,040 Yeah. 398 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,040 Yeah. 399 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,040 Never talked about it. 400 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,920 Well I don't really, I don't talk about it too much. 401 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,080 Not that I'm embarrassed by it. 402 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:24,960 Like everybody makes mistakes and the people that shine through in life are the ones that 403 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:29,280 learn from them, move forward and make better choices with their lives. 404 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,320 Do a 180? 405 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,840 What I chose to do and when I talk to people about it, they always think I'm lying because 406 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,800 they're like, dude, you do not seem like anybody who's ever even looked at a place like that. 407 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,160 That's like how I reacted when you told me. 408 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:41,160 Yeah. 409 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,520 I was like, ew, I'm going to judge you now forever. 410 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,120 You're not my friend. 411 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,080 You're not my dad anymore. 412 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:59,360 So the way that the prison systems like monitor their money is so strenuous and like I've 413 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:04,320 never heard of someone getting a root canal when they're locked up. 414 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,200 They just pull that fucker. 415 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,400 And it was terrible, dude. 416 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:12,720 Like, I don't even like getting my blood drawn because I'm looking at this person like you're 417 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,120 taking something from me. 418 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,120 Yeah. 419 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,120 That shit's mine. 420 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:21,320 I like tattoo needles, but I don't like regular needles. 421 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,320 That's good. 422 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,320 Same. 423 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,320 Another funny story. 424 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:30,680 So they take you through what they call processing when you first get there so they can like 425 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:36,480 classify you and they basically like run through your family history, your family's drug history, 426 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:42,080 your family's mental history, and then all of your personal within those categories. 427 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:47,280 And then they take your crime and then they have a grid based off that information on 428 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:53,320 how likely you are to re-offend once you're out and how likely you are to continue to 429 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,820 like engage in criminal activity while you're in. 430 00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:58,800 And based off that number, they basically... 431 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,680 Yeah, it's pretty detailed. 432 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,680 Yeah. 433 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:05,000 They actually like the government invested a lot of money to get this information. 434 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:11,920 They had Northwest University put it out and it's called the LSI assessment. 435 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:17,040 And basically the number that they get out of that, you times that number by two and 436 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:20,960 that's the percentage that you're likely to re-offend. 437 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,000 And age... 438 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Is it pretty accurate? 439 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Yeah. 440 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000 Pretty accurate? 441 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,960 Well, I would say this. 442 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:34,040 It is inside the people that decide not to control themselves. 443 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,040 Yeah. 444 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:40,840 Which when you take psychology into factor, I mean, you can be even more accurate on what 445 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,880 type of person is more likely to not control themselves. 446 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:44,880 Yeah. 447 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:51,640 So, because of my age and all the surrounding factors that I just listed off, my LSI as 448 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,000 an 18 year old was 47. 449 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,560 Damn, really? 450 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,280 47 out of what? 451 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,280 Out of 50. 452 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,280 47 out of 50. 453 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,560 Yeah, because you times it by two. 454 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:05,440 So 48 is physically the highest you can get for what that test allows. 455 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,440 Yeah. 456 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:09,120 There's no 49 or 50. 457 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:18,960 So my likelihood, all these experts say of re-offending is 94%. 458 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,160 And that was 14 years ago. 459 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,160 Fake news. 460 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,160 Good for you. 461 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,160 Apparently. 462 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,160 Fake news, dog. 463 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,160 Congrats, dog. 464 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,160 Yep. 465 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,160 You beat me to it. 466 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,160 Your boy beat the scientist. 467 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,640 You beat the system, bitch. 468 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,960 He beat the cyst. 469 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:33,960 I did. 470 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:34,960 Yeah. 471 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,960 How is your cyst actually? 472 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:36,960 I don't have cysts. 473 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:37,960 Your cyst is good now, right? 474 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:39,680 I put some cream on it and cleaned it up. 475 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,000 I don't have a cyst. 476 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Cleaned up the cyst, Bob. 477 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Glad to hear it. 478 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,200 You got cyst-eric ovies. 479 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,640 I don't have ovaries. 480 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,120 Steve said he was ovulating the other day. 481 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,120 I was like, what? 482 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,120 No. 483 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:54,920 See, Rob didn't have ovaries until he continued to drink fucking tap water. 484 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,120 I don't drink... 485 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,120 Yep. 486 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,120 Sterile. 487 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,120 This is actually tap water. 488 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,120 Is it really? 489 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,120 Yeah. 490 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,120 It's fast. 491 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,960 Rob's got a sterile minge. 492 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:07,560 So let's talk about convenience, Rob. 493 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,560 I like convenience. 494 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,840 Hey, hey, I'm the king of convenience. 495 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,840 Yeah, we'll start drinking tap water then improve it. 496 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,840 Jay fucking loves Amazon. 497 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:21,600 Hey, shout out Jeffy Bay. 498 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,600 Send me a loan. 499 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,600 Yeah. 500 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,600 Give me a bill or so. 501 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,600 Yeah. 502 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,880 Put my cash up on this whole podcast. 503 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,920 Just put it in the frame the whole time. 504 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,920 Dude. 505 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:33,920 Help. 506 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:34,920 Help. 507 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:39,600 I'm sorry to go fund me and just single link it to Jeff Bezos' PR. 508 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:44,480 They're like, what the fuck is this? 509 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,400 What were you saying about convenience? 510 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,400 Oh yeah. 511 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,760 I'm the king of convenience. 512 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,760 I understand. 513 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,760 Can I hit that? 514 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,760 King Kong? 515 00:17:51,760 --> 00:18:02,720 But over time, I have realized that convenience in some ways can be unhealthy. 516 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,920 Detrimental. 517 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:15,120 And it's something I didn't fully think about before I met Nicole and had a family. 518 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,520 Because when you're by yourself, it's just you. 519 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,320 You make all your choices. 520 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:24,120 You think about yourself and only yourself. 521 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:30,360 Once I met Nicole and was like, okay, I actually need to start thinking of... 522 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,360 What the fuck did you put in that, bro? 523 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:36,800 That was the harshest one I've ever hit in my life. 524 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,800 You're welcome. 525 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,920 He's like, nightmare, nightmare. 526 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:49,400 I had to think, okay, I want to be around for her and Lucas and our kids as long as 527 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,400 I can. 528 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:55,480 But with convenience, I can't fucking go eat Taco Bell every single night. 529 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,480 That's going to kill me. 530 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,160 You got to provide for your ting. 531 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,160 Yeah. 532 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,640 You got to provide for the ting. 533 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,200 Got to bring the thing for the ting. 534 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:12,320 So you start thinking about those things and looking at food is a massive thing. 535 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,840 The FDA is fucking a joke of shit. 536 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,840 Oh yeah. 537 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:16,840 It's a crock of shit. 538 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,320 They're honestly a bag full of drippy cunts. 539 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,320 Yeah, literally. 540 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:24,600 Rob, so Rob bought some bread to make Sammy cheese. 541 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,080 Hey, really quick. 542 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:30,800 Shout out RFK for putting the financial fucking hurt on the FDA. 543 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,800 It's valid. 544 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,480 That right there deserves a vote. 545 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,840 Yep. 546 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,640 Basically RFK Jr. came in and was like, you want to sterilize people with what you let 547 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,560 in water, I'll dick slap you on your face. 548 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,560 And he did it. 549 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,560 And we were like, I don't want it. 550 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:50,400 And on top of that, my favorite thing that ever could happen to an establishment ran 551 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,280 by the US government is for them to be embarrassed. 552 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,520 Because their existence is embarrassing. 553 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:57,520 Anyways. 554 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:05,280 So Rob, I told Rob, I was like, dude, how many ingredients are in that bread? 555 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,000 Because Nicole was actually making some bread. 556 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000 There was like 13. 557 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,280 There was a shit ton of ingredients in that bread. 558 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,200 Dude, the one that bothers me the most is xanthan gum. 559 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,200 Yeah. 560 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,200 Why? 561 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,760 That shit doesn't need to be, there's so much shit that doesn't need to be in the food. 562 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,460 It takes like three or four ingredients to make bread and it's delicious. 563 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:24,560 They got all that flour and they're like, nope, need something to bond it. 564 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,000 We need red dye number 14. 565 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 We need Bondo. 566 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Yeah. 567 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Bondo. 568 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,000 We need Bondo. 569 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000 We need some of that fiberglass too. 570 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Make that shit sticky. 571 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Put some Bondo hardener in there. 572 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Fucking. 573 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,680 There's like paint thinner and shit in it. 574 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:41,120 Anyways, it's like, I'm like looking at it, I'm like, what the fuck is paint thinner number 575 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,120 five? 576 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:45,120 You're right though. 577 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,120 Yeah. 578 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,120 That's the convenience. 579 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:50,160 Like it's not convenient to fucking make your own bread. 580 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,800 Yeah, this is 1800s. 581 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,800 It's not convenient. 582 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,800 No. 583 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:57,320 But convenience isn't always healthy. 584 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,320 You know? 585 00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,320 Yeah. 586 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,000 The coolest thing ever is when Nicole made that butter. 587 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Bro. 588 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000 The buttle. 589 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000 She made the homemade butter. 590 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,480 I literally, I have a little bit left. 591 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,480 I used the rest in breakfast this morning. 592 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,480 It was fire. 593 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:13,720 I made some bomb ass biscuits and gravy. 594 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,720 There's this restaurant. 595 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:15,720 Yeah. 596 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,720 You missed out on biscuits and gravy this morning. 597 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,720 I know. 598 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,720 You did. 599 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,720 You slapped on the hand you're like. 600 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,720 Ow. 601 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:21,720 You missed out. 602 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:22,720 He said fuck. 603 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:23,720 I know dude. 604 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:24,720 It was okay. 605 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,720 Bomb. 606 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:26,720 It's okay. 607 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,720 It is okay. 608 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,720 He was handling biz. 609 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,720 I'm just going to make you feel bad about it, but it's okay. 610 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,720 He was handling biz. 611 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:31,720 The biz. 612 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,160 I don't know if it was the right thing to do, but I did a good thing. 613 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,160 Hey. 614 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,160 Yeah, you did. 615 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,160 You did. 616 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,160 You're a good man. 617 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,160 Fuck that 94%. 618 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,160 Hey. 619 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:45,560 And on top of that, I had an opportunity to eat my leftovers because I left them in a 620 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,560 particular someone's fridge. 621 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,560 There you go. 622 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:48,560 Wait, what were the... 623 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:49,560 Was it Applebee's? 624 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,560 From Olive Garden. 625 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,560 You're like, wait, what were those leftovers? 626 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,560 They were Olive Garden, right? 627 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,400 They were Applebee's. 628 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,400 It was. 629 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,400 Dude, it was Applebee's. 630 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,840 I sucked down so many breadsticks. 631 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,940 I don't generally fuck with Applebee's. 632 00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:06,940 It was a... 633 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:07,940 $2 margaritas? 634 00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:08,940 No, dude. 635 00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:11,020 It was literally a circumstance. 636 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:20,040 But the funny thing is, so I was sleeping and this very nice person, and I mean that 637 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,040 very nice... 638 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,040 Angel of a person. 639 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,040 Yeah. 640 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,720 Woke me up because she was hungry. 641 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,800 And I was like, yeah, would you want me to cook something? 642 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,160 And she's like, no, like, can we order something? 643 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,160 Yeah. 644 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,720 But I think everywhere's closed. 645 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,720 She's like... 646 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,080 Yeah, because what time is it? 647 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,200 Dude, it was 1145 and I was dead. 648 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,200 It was midnight. 649 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,200 I was dead in my eyes too. 650 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,200 And I'm like... 651 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,200 You're like having to hold them open. 652 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,600 I was just trying to be so helpful, dude. 653 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,600 And I'm just like dead. 654 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,600 She's like this. 655 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,600 Sorry. 656 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,600 And she was hungry. 657 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,760 So she was getting frustrated because I was taking a minute to like think about it because 658 00:22:54,760 --> 00:23:04,000 my brain is just like, oh, dude, my Friday night was so savage. 659 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,400 But we don't talk about Friday. 660 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,520 No, it was hilarious because I was like, I was like, I think I found a place because 661 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,600 she just told me to order whatever. 662 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,600 She's like, you know what I like? 663 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,600 Anything? 664 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,600 Yeah. 665 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,600 She's like, you know what I like? 666 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,600 Just order it. 667 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,600 I'm like, all right. 668 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,600 And then I go to order it. 669 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,600 She's like, wait, what are you getting? 670 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,000 Don't you like how women do that? 671 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,760 It's honestly, I don't mean this in a rude way. 672 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,320 Like in a warm way, it's comical. 673 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,320 It's funny. 674 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,380 It cracks me up. 675 00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:34,000 Just the quirkiness of it. 676 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,840 But she's like, wait, what are you getting? 677 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:41,160 I was like Applebee's and she just like side-eyed me. 678 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,840 I was like, dude, nowhere else is open. 679 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,600 This is you said to order. 680 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,600 Yeah. 681 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,600 No. 682 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,880 And I know she's not going to eat fast food. 683 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:51,880 That's a good thing. 684 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,880 Yeah. 685 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,320 Me and Jordan got Taco Bell twice yesterday. 686 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,320 I love. 687 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,320 No, it's just funny. 688 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,320 We went. 689 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,320 Yeah, you did. 690 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,320 I'm not. 691 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,320 I'm not hating on it. 692 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,320 No, I'm just. 693 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,320 You won't accept it. 694 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,320 Shout out, Jordan. 695 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,320 Thanks for the T bill. 696 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:15,360 But the side-eye was so funny, dude, because she was being so serious, dude. 697 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:18,480 And I just died laughing because it makes me think of you and me. 698 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,480 What? 699 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:20,480 When we just side-eyed. 700 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,920 Oh, yeah. 701 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,920 She did that. 702 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:28,560 She's like, dude, and the expression in her eyes was like, why the fuck are you making 703 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,560 me eat Applebee's? 704 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:35,480 Because you woke me up at 1145. 705 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,480 He was like this. 706 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,480 Yeah. 707 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:38,480 Was it good, though? 708 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,480 Oh, yeah. 709 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,480 Would you have shrimp scampi? 710 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,480 No. 711 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,480 I had a. 712 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,480 Got that penne mac? 713 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:48,480 No, I usually, if I ever do go there, I always go to Rice Bowl. 714 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,480 There you go. 715 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,480 Yeah. 716 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,480 Rice Aroni. 717 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,680 They're a Oriental chicken salad is actually pretty good. 718 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,680 Yeah. 719 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,680 Dude, they make rice. 720 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,680 Their rice is made out of rice Aroni that you buy at the store. 721 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,680 Yeah. 722 00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,680 I'm just kidding. 723 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:00,680 I just made that up. 724 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,440 Hey, sound guy, fact check that, please. 725 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,440 Yeah. 726 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,440 Fack it. 727 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,440 Fack it. 728 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:06,440 Fack it. 729 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,440 Ah, fuck it. 730 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,440 Ah, fuck it. 731 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,440 Ah, fuck. 732 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,440 Wait, that's a CK, not a GG, right? 733 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,440 No, it's a Q. 734 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,440 Fack it. 735 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,440 Fack. 736 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,440 Yeah, FAQ. 737 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,440 Hey. 738 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,440 Fack. 739 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,440 Your boy stands on Fack. 740 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,440 Frack? 741 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,440 Fracking? 742 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,440 Shout out fracking? 743 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,440 Dude, don't get me started on fracking. 744 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,440 Really? 745 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,440 You had to say fucking fracking. 746 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,440 Sorry. 747 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:33,440 You don't want me to get started on the unethical sense of fracking. 748 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,440 Damn it. 749 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,720 No, we don't need it. 750 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:40,800 It's about one of the only things about Texas that makes me want to say fuck y'all. 751 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,800 That ain't it. 752 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,800 That ain't it, dude. 753 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,800 Fack it. 754 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,800 Texas is dope as shit, dude. 755 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,560 Yeah, it's a Lone Star state. 756 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:52,960 Dude, all the barren land you could want to shoot all the guns in the world. 757 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:53,960 Yeehaw. 758 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:54,960 Yeehaw. 759 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:55,960 Yeehaw. 760 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,960 Yeehaw. 761 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,600 Yeehaw. 762 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,120 Oh, man. 763 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:04,280 Talking all that heehaw. 764 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:08,920 Speaking of heehaw, how's your hoo-haw, Jay? 765 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:09,920 Jay kept telling us. 766 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,920 How's that Peswoz doing? 767 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,920 Today, Junior. 768 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,920 Peswoz, dude. 769 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,920 I've said this on the other episode, too. 770 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,040 Hey, Rob, spit that out. 771 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,240 It's not yours, bud. 772 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:22,240 After a wild night out, the next day I stutter and have strokes all day. 773 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,240 It's weird. 774 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,240 I'm like this. 775 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,160 I'm like, you just stutter constantly. 776 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,320 No, I don't know how I developed it. 777 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,520 I do stutter a lot, bro. 778 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,000 I'm not even kidding. 779 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Big stretch. 780 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:39,600 I just want to scratch your stomach right now. 781 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,600 Big stretch. 782 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,400 Oh, dude, that was a big old stretch. 783 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,960 You need to rub down too, bud? 784 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:44,960 Nope. 785 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:45,960 All right. 786 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:46,960 All set there. 787 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:47,960 Rub and tug. 788 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:48,960 All set on the rubby. 789 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:49,960 You need a little scratchy tickle? 790 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:50,960 A little tug down? 791 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,960 Hey, anyways, it's past tuggy time, so. 792 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:54,960 Is it? 793 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,160 I mean, that's three, dude. 794 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,160 That's true. 795 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,160 Yeah. 796 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:02,400 Will you run me a bath when this is over? 797 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,400 Tubby time? 798 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,400 Yeah, Teletubbies. 799 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:09,400 Bro, do you remember, did you guys watch PBS as a kid? 800 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,400 No, I wasn't sheltered. 801 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,680 Remember Dragon Tales? 802 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,680 Bro. 803 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,680 I almost said Dragon Force. 804 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,680 I'm like, remember Through the Fire and Flames? 805 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,680 No, but Dragon Tales? 806 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,680 Dragon Tales. 807 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:22,680 And then Zoom? 808 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,560 Did you ever watch Zoom? 809 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,560 Come on and Zoom. 810 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,560 Come on and Zoom. 811 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,880 That does sound familiar, but I can't remember. 812 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,880 Dude, we should put PBS on the next time. 813 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,800 Yeah, you all want to watch PBS? 814 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,800 Let us know. 815 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:33,800 Let us know. 816 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,840 Right now we got some fucking marble racing going on. 817 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:36,840 Come on, we could fucking be hard. 818 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,840 Oh, yeah. 819 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,520 Fuck around until the dark side of the moon. 820 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,080 Shout out again, Jordan, for the marble racing. 821 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,080 Yeah, it's great. 822 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,080 Great. 823 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,080 I've actually never watched it, but it's great. 824 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,080 I didn't know it was even a thing. 825 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,080 It's very entertaining. 826 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:52,600 Did you ever used to watch the Austin City Lights segment of PBS where they do live music? 827 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,600 No, maybe. 828 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,600 Solid. 829 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,600 Really? 830 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,600 I think that's what it's called, Austin City Lights. 831 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,040 I don't know. 832 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,200 I don't know. 833 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,200 I can't call it. 834 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:09,360 I don't know what it is, but since yesterday, I'm about to say something and then you say 835 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,880 exactly what I'm going to say. 836 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:11,880 Really? 837 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:12,880 Yeah, like five or six times. 838 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,360 We always finish each other's sandwiches. 839 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,800 Dude, what's that? 840 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,800 Hey, what's that? 841 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,800 Want to make out? 842 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,800 What's that? 843 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,800 Wait, wait, wait. 844 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,800 Delete, delete, delete. 845 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,800 Clip that. 846 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:22,800 What's that? 847 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:23,800 Stop. 848 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:28,360 What's that term called when you see something before it happens? 849 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:29,360 Is that foreskin? 850 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:30,360 Did you just? 851 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,360 No. 852 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:32,360 Foreskin? 853 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:33,360 Foresight. 854 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,360 Oh, foresight. 855 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,360 Really? 856 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:36,360 That was on purpose. 857 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,360 I know what you're trying to do. 858 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,800 What do you mean by that? 859 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,800 Yeah. 860 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,400 At least some of us still have ours. 861 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,400 Wait. 862 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,400 No, I don't. 863 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,720 I was like, wait. 864 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:48,720 I don't have that. 865 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,720 I don't think. 866 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,480 I'm kind of glad it's another extra step in maintenance. 867 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,480 Rob is all about that convenience. 868 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,240 You know, his maintenance is not that great. 869 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,240 Thank God. 870 00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,240 Thank God. 871 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,520 My mom and dad had that surgery done on me because I wouldn't want to take care of it. 872 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,520 It sounds like a lot of work. 873 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,520 Shmegma. 874 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:09,520 Robert calls his D bar a whistle pig. 875 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,120 His D bar? 876 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,960 Bro, I remember you used to say D bar. 877 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:15,960 I forgot about that. 878 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:16,960 D bar. 879 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,960 The old D bar. 880 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,720 Dude, they do you guys remember Lincoln logs? 881 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:21,720 Yeah. 882 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,720 Yeah, dude. 883 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,720 My grandma. 884 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:30,080 My grandma still has the Lincoln logs that I played with when I kid. 885 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,720 Now you're fucking rubbing off on me. 886 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:35,160 You caught I am not rubbing off anything on you. 887 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:40,120 My grandma has the Lincoln logs that I played with as a child. 888 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,200 So when we go over there, Lucas will play with them. 889 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,560 And it's like really cool to see. 890 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,560 Yeah. 891 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:48,240 A side note, the same exact ones. 892 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,240 I know. 893 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,240 Lincoln logs. 894 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,240 Original ones. 895 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,240 Yeah. 896 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,320 Even new manufactured Lincoln logs are a fortune, bro. 897 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,320 Shit ain't cheap. 898 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,320 No, it's real wood. 899 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,320 Yeah. 900 00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,320 Sequoia. 901 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:00,320 Real woodies. 902 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,320 No. 903 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,320 Sequoia? 904 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,160 The Sequoia trees? 905 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,160 Is that really not a thing? 906 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,160 A Sequoia? 907 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,160 That's a tree, right? 908 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,160 Can anybody? 909 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,760 Fuck, Robert. 910 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:15,760 Is that not a tree? 911 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,760 Maybe you need to. 912 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,760 Sequoia is a tree. 913 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:18,760 You need to fac it. 914 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,760 By the way, the new Sequoias? 915 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:21,760 Fire. 916 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:22,760 Oh, bro. 917 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,760 Nicole, I don't know if anything. 918 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,120 You and Jay need to get a Sequoia. 919 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,760 I don't know if anything's more fired than the nine, bro. 920 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,760 No, bro. 921 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,760 The brand new ones are tanks, bro. 922 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,960 The brand new TRD Pro Sequoias are fucking crazy. 923 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:35,960 So sick. 924 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:36,960 Aren't they like 74? 925 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,960 Bro. 926 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:38,960 They're so much money. 927 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,280 Nicole, at least once a week, Nicole will send me a picture and be like, look at this 928 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,280 one. 929 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,200 This is like pushing 90,000. 930 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:50,200 I don't know if the Japanese want to try and threaten our economy again. 931 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,160 What's your opinion on that? 932 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:55,440 I mean, we won really fast. 933 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,640 Almost overnight, some would say. 934 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:58,640 Kaboom. 935 00:30:58,640 --> 00:30:59,640 Sorry. 936 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,640 That is not okay, dude. 937 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,040 Fucking crazy for that. 938 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,400 That ain't it. 939 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,120 That's why we call this podcast that. 940 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,120 Shout out Nagasaki. 941 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,120 Right? 942 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:17,120 Hey, it's a thing that happened. 943 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,120 Unfortunately. 944 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,120 Was it terrible? 945 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,120 Yeah. 946 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,120 So did Kawasaki. 947 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,720 You don't hear me talking about two stroke over here. 948 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,960 Good old two stroke McGee over here. 949 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,760 Well, to pump jump. 950 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,760 Yeah. 951 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,760 What? 952 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,760 By me. 953 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,760 Back me up. 954 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:32,760 I mean, fuck. 955 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:37,760 You guys just tagged to me all podcast, bro. 956 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,760 What do you mean? 957 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:41,760 No. 958 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:46,240 My hands are so clammy now. 959 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,240 Do you guys feel that? 960 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,240 You stay are wet. 961 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,240 They're not wet. 962 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:53,440 Rob stays on clam way. 963 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:54,440 Knock it off. 964 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,440 Old Tar Tar boy over here. 965 00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:06,040 Speaking of clams, speaking of clams, I got one that bumps. 966 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:13,560 I have some shit in my Amazon cart for a podcast episode soon for everybody. 967 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:18,480 There's no shit in there that Robert's going to eat. 968 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:19,480 Bro. 969 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,480 What? 970 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,480 Oh, what? 971 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,640 You're going to suckle that shit down, dude. 972 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,640 Dude. 973 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,240 It's going to be good. 974 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,240 That's so I don't know. 975 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,520 I don't I don't want to get COVID or something next week. 976 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,520 I was like, I'm so sick. 977 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:33,520 Actually. 978 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:34,520 Yeah. 979 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,520 I'm throwing up already. 980 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:36,520 I can feel it, dude. 981 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,200 Hey, guys, I can't be I can't be in that room. 982 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,200 I'm throwing up. 983 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,200 They said I can't come in. 984 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,720 I have to go around the side entrance. 985 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,720 Six feet apart. 986 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,520 Did you order like a kit or something? 987 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,520 Some wild. 988 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:50,520 Am I good? 989 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,520 I'm not the only one eating. 990 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,520 We'll all eat it. 991 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,520 OK. 992 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:54,520 I'm also not going to be the first one to eat it. 993 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:58,760 No, you're just the only one that doesn't enjoy it. 994 00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,760 What's all in it? 995 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:00,760 Some things. 996 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:01,760 I can't tell. 997 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,760 I can't tell. 998 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,760 You know, I can't call it. 999 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,760 He doesn't know. 1000 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,360 I can't tell everybody because it's a surprise. 1001 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,360 I'm pretty sure I know. 1002 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,360 It's going to be a great episode. 1003 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:09,360 It's going to be a great episode. 1004 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,360 You're all awesome. 1005 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,200 It'll be a surprise when I'm not there either. 1006 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,360 Well, that's not cool. 1007 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,440 You're letting the entire audience down. 1008 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,360 Rob's thinking he's going to slip out the door Saturday morning, but he's getting hog 1009 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,400 tied to his fucking bed Friday night. 1010 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,400 Yep. 1011 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,400 Who? 1012 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:27,400 Yeah, you. 1013 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:28,400 You. 1014 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,520 Who's hog tying me? 1015 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,000 Steve's really good at the hog tie. 1016 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000 He showed me. 1017 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000 He's got a Chibari background. 1018 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000 I got the shit. 1019 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000 Fuckin' tie you to the ceiling. 1020 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000 Okay. 1021 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,000 We don't got to talk about your adventures. 1022 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:46,000 You got like a pulley system. 1023 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Yes, adventure time. 1024 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,000 I don't need one. 1025 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000 I can fashion one. 1026 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000 Out of rope. 1027 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Just jerry-rig it. 1028 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000 Yeah. 1029 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000 It's not even jerry-rigged. 1030 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000 Like, it's solid. 1031 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000 Wow. 1032 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000 Yeah. 1033 00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,000 You just got to make sure you hit a stud. 1034 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,680 Yeah. 1035 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,280 You don't hit a stud. 1036 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,280 You hit a sheet rock. 1037 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,920 Hopefully, you know how to patch some rock. 1038 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,240 I don't want to be tied up. 1039 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:10,240 Well. 1040 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:11,720 I'm just going to say it right now. 1041 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,040 I don't care what anybody else says. 1042 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,400 I don't want to be tied up. 1043 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,400 You're not fun. 1044 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,400 Huh? 1045 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:25,720 So, Rob had a surprise happen recently. 1046 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:30,680 Do you want to elaborate on what that surprise was? 1047 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,680 Jordan? 1048 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,760 Shout out, Jordan. 1049 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:42,280 So this girl I've been talking to for how long? 1050 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,400 Rob's finally been talking to a girl, guys. 1051 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,400 We made it. 1052 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,360 You know what Nick said on the phone today? 1053 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,360 He's like, is it really official? 1054 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,360 I was like, yeah. 1055 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,360 He's like, dang, dude. 1056 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,360 Good job. 1057 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,360 We were starting to lose hope. 1058 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,160 We thought the next logical step was boys for you. 1059 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,800 I'm like, fuck you guys. 1060 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,600 He almost put you on Grindr. 1061 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,520 He's like, I had a Grindr account ready and set up for you. 1062 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,520 I'm like, what? 1063 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,600 He's like, literally, I was about to host the Chippendale party for you, bro. 1064 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,240 No, but Jordan, me and this girl. 1065 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,920 Jordan saved him. 1066 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,840 How to save a life. 1067 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,560 You found me. 1068 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,560 Who sings that? 1069 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,560 Hold on. 1070 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,560 You know it? 1071 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,560 No idea. 1072 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,560 I can't think of it. 1073 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,560 I heard it on now. 1074 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:27,560 That's what I call music. 1075 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,120 That was another one. 1076 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,120 How to save life. 1077 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,120 Play. 1078 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,720 No, it's not cold play. 1079 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:35,720 It's like same error though. 1080 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:38,360 I can even picture the video, dude. 1081 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,240 It's like super like whatever editing they put on. 1082 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,720 It's like very dark and green. 1083 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,720 Yeah. 1084 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:44,720 Am I right? 1085 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:45,720 Yeah. 1086 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:46,720 With arms wide open. 1087 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:47,720 That's Creed. 1088 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:50,720 I know, but it's same error. 1089 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:55,120 Anyways, someone around the Super Bowl 20 years after his DUI must have forgave him 1090 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,120 because they're trying to get that man paid. 1091 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,120 Creed? 1092 00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,120 For something. 1093 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,120 I did not read. 1094 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,120 Always somehow stays relevant. 1095 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,160 Always. 1096 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,760 I'm like his agent must still be prominent in the industry. 1097 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:08,760 Same with Nickelback. 1098 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:09,760 Look at this photograph. 1099 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,760 Look at this graph. 1100 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,760 Remember that? 1101 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:18,760 Dude, actually real talk though. 1102 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,120 A Nickelback has some songs that are very catchy. 1103 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:22,120 I'm not going to lie. 1104 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,120 This is you said before. 1105 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,120 I know I'm serious. 1106 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,120 Am I wrong? 1107 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:30,120 You just gave me so much anxiety. 1108 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,120 Have you seen 40 year old Virgin? 1109 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,120 No. 1110 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,120 Rob, you know I know you're gay. 1111 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,120 Why? 1112 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,120 You listen to Nickelback. 1113 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,120 I don't listen to Nickelback. 1114 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,120 I used to. 1115 00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,120 That's Paul Rudd's line, bro. 1116 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,120 That is Paul Rudd's. 1117 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,120 I love Paul Rudd. 1118 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,120 Look at us. 1119 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,120 Look at us. 1120 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,120 Dude in Wanderlust. 1121 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,360 I'm going to show her my dick. 1122 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,360 Look at us. 1123 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,360 Get off of the piece of this. 1124 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,400 That hurt. 1125 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:02,280 I love Paul Rudd. 1126 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,000 He's the man. 1127 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000 I'll finish my story now. 1128 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000 Sorry. 1129 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000 Sorry. 1130 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000 We're getting sidetracked. 1131 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000 You know us. 1132 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,600 You know why too. 1133 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,600 Yeah. 1134 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:18,080 So Jordan, this girl, we met each other on Instagram. 1135 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,080 The OIG. 1136 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,080 The gram. 1137 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,280 I slid into her DMs. 1138 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,360 Yes, I slid. 1139 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:25,840 And I was like, do I know you? 1140 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,960 Did you slide on your knees? 1141 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:28,960 You didn't know her though, did you? 1142 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:29,960 No. 1143 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:30,960 Yeah. 1144 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:31,960 Conversation starter. 1145 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:32,960 Conversation starter. 1146 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,960 I was like, do I know you? 1147 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:35,960 God knows I didn't know her. 1148 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:36,960 Yeah. 1149 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:37,960 Where do I know you from? 1150 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,960 So you played that. 1151 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:39,960 Yeah. 1152 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:40,960 I was like, do I know you? 1153 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:41,960 Do I know you? 1154 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:42,960 I was like this. 1155 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:43,960 Do I know you? 1156 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:44,960 I sent an audio message. 1157 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:45,960 I was like, do I know you? 1158 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:52,000 Hey, to be fair though, I mean, Rob was doing it intentionally, but to be fair, the three 1159 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:57,760 of us have been exposed to a lot of situations in life that set us up to meet an exuberant 1160 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:58,760 amount of people. 1161 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:04,120 I think she lived in, I don't think she was in Florida at the time. 1162 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,580 Like when I say, either way, it's so far as fuck away. 1163 00:38:06,580 --> 00:38:08,720 And so I was like, I don't, I definitely don't know her. 1164 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:09,720 Yeah. 1165 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,440 But I want to. 1166 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,280 So we started talking. 1167 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,600 This was how long ago? 1168 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,600 Like four years ago. 1169 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,720 And I was like, of course. 1170 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:27,160 I meet some dope, beautiful female that I will never have a chance with. 1171 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,160 That ran through my head. 1172 00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:29,160 Never seen. 1173 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,400 And it was, we became really good friends actually. 1174 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,400 She met Mason. 1175 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,020 I FaceTimed her all the time. 1176 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:37,140 And then we stopped talking. 1177 00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:39,120 And then I dated Satan. 1178 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,120 Baltimore. 1179 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:45,840 Little sewer rat, master splinter. 1180 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:49,080 I dated the wrong person for sure. 1181 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,080 And thank. 1182 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,080 And I. 1183 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,080 Straight fucking dumpster fire. 1184 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,080 And I. 1185 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:59,080 One of them dumpster fires you can't put out either. 1186 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,840 It was really bad. 1187 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:04,800 And so DNA is the inside contents of the. 1188 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:09,840 It was one of those things where I don't want to get too deep dive into it, but basically 1189 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:16,360 like I knew for some reason I was very not, I had the least amount of confidence that 1190 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,520 me and Jordan would ever happen. 1191 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,880 This is before I was dating that one girl that we just talked about. 1192 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,720 And so we kind of just like, I actually did friend zone Jordan. 1193 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:25,960 I was like, I just don't know. 1194 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,320 Cause I didn't want to do that at the time. 1195 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,460 Nobody wants. 1196 00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:30,460 She brought that up. 1197 00:39:30,460 --> 00:39:32,440 I know she always gives me shit for it too. 1198 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,920 She's all, Hey Rob, why don't you tell Steve how you friend zone me? 1199 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,920 Like out of nowhere, out of nowhere. 1200 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,800 It's so funny. 1201 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,800 I was like this. 1202 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,800 She just put, dude, she puts the full core press on Rob sometimes. 1203 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,800 And it makes him squirm. 1204 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,520 It's true, dude. 1205 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,520 It's hilarious. 1206 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,000 She's a real fucking one. 1207 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,000 She is. 1208 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:54,040 Uh, so I did do that and it's not because of anything she did. 1209 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,040 It was nothing bad. 1210 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,040 I just did. 1211 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,120 I wasn't, I even talked to her. 1212 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,960 She even was like, well, it's actually kind of a good thing you did because it wasn't 1213 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,760 the right time for me. 1214 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,960 She was apparently in a bad spot. 1215 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:08,520 I wasn't in the head space or spot to date long distance and it just didn't work out. 1216 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,520 Yeah. 1217 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,400 Then I moved on and I would always still think about her. 1218 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,400 I had her on Instagram still. 1219 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,360 I was like, damn, I always thought about it. 1220 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,360 It sucks. 1221 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,640 Damn. 1222 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:25,040 And then I became that guy where I dated a female that literally took over my life and 1223 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,720 I almost lost a bunch of friends for it. 1224 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:32,120 And uh, I was turning into somebody I wasn't. 1225 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:38,080 And I deleted every fee, like seriously, like every female's number out of my phone. 1226 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,080 You were that guy. 1227 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,080 Yeah. 1228 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,300 But I mean, it was to avoid fighting all the time. 1229 00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:44,300 Everything I did was like eggshells. 1230 00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:49,480 I have to avoid a fight because I would get, I'm not trying to air out everybody's shit 1231 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,280 here, but no, she would like openness. 1232 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,280 Open the window. 1233 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:57,240 She would sometimes we get in fights over like a picture I liked before we were dating 1234 00:40:57,240 --> 00:41:00,040 and she would somehow find the picture I liked. 1235 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,360 It was like that FBI date and a fucking see it. 1236 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,360 I'll get a real one. 1237 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,080 What are they calling the sleuths? 1238 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,080 Hey, what's the guy? 1239 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,080 What's the guy off of? 1240 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,320 Hey, CSI Miami. 1241 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,320 What's that guy's name? 1242 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,000 It's some weird name. 1243 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,720 All freaking Felicia Horatio ratio. 1244 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:18,720 Yeah. 1245 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:22,240 I felt like I was dating him because he figures everything out. 1246 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:23,240 Yeah. 1247 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:26,400 So basically long story short, I deleted her. 1248 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:33,400 Rob was like, Hey, Felicia, no, it was really like that. 1249 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,440 And I was like, this is crazy. 1250 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,640 And then, you know, that didn't work out anymore. 1251 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,680 Thank the Lord almighty. 1252 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,720 No, it's fine. 1253 00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:44,000 I don't regret it either. 1254 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,120 I don't regret it because it taught me a lot about myself and it taught me a lot of crazy 1255 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:52,680 lessons that have changed my character for the good. 1256 00:41:52,680 --> 00:42:00,440 And long story short, me and Jordan, she posted this really cool video because I followed 1257 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,440 her back. 1258 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,600 And but she was also in relationship for like three years and I was with Emily and oh my 1259 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,200 God, I dropped name dropped. 1260 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:08,200 Sorry. 1261 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,200 Voldemort. 1262 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,200 Voldemort. 1263 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,360 Oh my God, that hurt. 1264 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:16,240 And long story short, she I slid back up on her thing and I was like, Hey, hope time on 1265 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,240 her. 1266 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:18,240 Sorry. 1267 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,240 Instagram. 1268 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,240 Back up on her thing. 1269 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:21,240 That sounded terrible. 1270 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,240 Louise. 1271 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,480 Oh, God bless it. 1272 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,120 You're playing bumper hockey, dude. 1273 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:35,960 Just freaking bang it off the side. 1274 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:36,960 Bro. 1275 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,320 So I slid up on it. 1276 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:42,000 She posted this story on her Instagram story because I ended up following her back. 1277 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,640 I made a whole new Instagram because I deleted everything. 1278 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,680 I deleted my TikTok, my Instagram, my Snapchat. 1279 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:51,160 I was like, if this is what makes you happy, I'll do that for you. 1280 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,080 Massive followings to you, by the way. 1281 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,960 Not they were pretty fat, dude. 1282 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,680 So I just got rid of it all because I was like, if that's what it takes, that's what 1283 00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:04,720 it takes to prove to you that I'm, you know, not like I have to prove my loyalness by that. 1284 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:05,720 I'll do that for you. 1285 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:14,800 You got to prove your loyalty is if you have to prove your loyalties. 1286 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:15,800 It's just bad. 1287 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,800 It's stupid. 1288 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,800 You just go at that point. 1289 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:18,800 Anyways, yeah. 1290 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,640 Open your goddamn eyes. 1291 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:24,240 She ran into a wall and it looked she it was never forced. 1292 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:28,800 I also made the decision because I was like, OK, this is going to be like what fucking 1293 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,920 makes us stop worrying about dumb shit. 1294 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:31,920 Then I'll do it. 1295 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,320 I'll sacrifice it. 1296 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:38,780 And plot twist, there was nothing to worry about anyways. 1297 00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:41,000 So time passes. 1298 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:47,840 I moved back to Boise about, I don't know, two months, maybe two months back here. 1299 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:48,840 Yeah, it was. 1300 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,360 It was like right after we started hanging out. 1301 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:51,360 Yeah. 1302 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:54,280 It was like right during the podcast, actually, when we started it. 1303 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,280 Yeah. 1304 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,280 We started talking again, blah, blah, blah. 1305 00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,280 I'll hear the story up. 1306 00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,560 Sorry, guys. 1307 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:03,720 I slid up on her story because she posted some cool clip of a pastor saying some cool 1308 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:04,720 stuff. 1309 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:06,560 I said, this is fire. 1310 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,560 Also hope you're doing well. 1311 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,260 And that's all I said. 1312 00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:13,000 And then we just started talking again from there and FaceTime again, just like we did 1313 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000 in the good old days. 1314 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,640 And then yada, yada, yada. 1315 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,260 One thing led to another. 1316 00:44:19,260 --> 00:44:21,640 Now she visited for my birthday. 1317 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,280 She surprised me. 1318 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,280 She did. 1319 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,600 How did she surprise you, though? 1320 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,040 Like what part? 1321 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,880 Like like how did she? 1322 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,640 I told her I was like, you should come visit me. 1323 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:38,000 She says, you know, yeah, I want to see you. 1324 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000 I'm broke as fuck. 1325 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,000 I can't come see you right now. 1326 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000 But she was like, yeah, I'm down. 1327 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000 I was like, really? 1328 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000 She's like, yeah, I'll surprise you. 1329 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000 I was like, what? 1330 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000 Basically, it went like that. 1331 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000 And then I was like, huh? 1332 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Huh? 1333 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:54,000 And then my birthday came around and long story short, she was here. 1334 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000 Yeah. 1335 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,640 Do you got from home from work and I got home from work and there were shoes sitting on 1336 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:02,200 my bed and then she was in my closet and scared the fucking shit out of me. 1337 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,200 She has the video. 1338 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,200 I was like this. 1339 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,200 Oh my God. 1340 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:10,080 And Rob came home and was like, who's dirty little sidewalk crawlers are these? 1341 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,080 No, no. 1342 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,080 She bought me those new new balances. 1343 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,720 They were on my bed because she said FaceTime me when you get home. 1344 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:15,720 I want to see you open your gift. 1345 00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:19,120 She's like, I think they got there, but she was here too. 1346 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,120 Yeah. 1347 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:21,920 It was actually the coolest thing in the world. 1348 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:26,120 This year's birthday for me was actually the best birthday I've had like almost ever. 1349 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,120 I'm not joking. 1350 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,640 So Jordan, but from a what's the word? 1351 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,400 Immunite culmination, culmination of everybody. 1352 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,840 But she was the best part of it for sure. 1353 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:39,200 Did she tell you what was supposed to happen? 1354 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,200 Yeah. 1355 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:43,160 We want to remember the yard house potty we were talking about. 1356 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,160 Yeah. 1357 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,880 Where Rob said he was going to fucking double fist two half yards and do it. 1358 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,320 I got didn't shut up. 1359 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:53,240 Well, I didn't want to get sloppy because I would have gotten sloppy after that second. 1360 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,600 It was a 7.2%. 1361 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,120 You didn't have to get the same one twice. 1362 00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,080 I wanted it because I like that one. 1363 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:07,680 The voodoo ranger, we took Rob to your wang for a birthday dinner and Jordan was flying 1364 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,320 in that night. 1365 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,520 Her flight got fucked up. 1366 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:11,520 Yeah. 1367 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:15,800 Nicole was going to pick her up at the airport and then drive to yard house and surprise 1368 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:20,000 Rob and that part was, would have been insane. 1369 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000 Yeah. 1370 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,000 I did not. 1371 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,240 I would have not expected that in the slightest. 1372 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,240 Yeah. 1373 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,240 Yeah. 1374 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:28,640 And then yeah, her due to weather flight got fucked up. 1375 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:32,320 She got stuck in Vegas for like two days. 1376 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:33,920 But she surprised you. 1377 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,200 It was a good surprise. 1378 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,200 It was still a really good surprise. 1379 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,480 It didn't even matter at that point. 1380 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:42,480 It was just glad she was here, but she does a lot. 1381 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,480 She's insane. 1382 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,480 She's a really good person. 1383 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:45,480 She's a real one. 1384 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,480 Yeah. 1385 00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:51,240 I'm going to chalk it up to her name being Jordan because all Jordans are just great. 1386 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,240 Yeah. 1387 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:55,080 Jordan with a Y. Yeah, dude. 1388 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,660 It was really cool. 1389 00:46:57,660 --> 00:47:00,240 And then I got antsy and Jordan. 1390 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:01,480 I fell for her really hard. 1391 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,480 And then we went to Idaho city and I asked her to be my girlfriend. 1392 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,600 So you asked her in Idaho city? 1393 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,200 No, it's a long story. 1394 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,160 Oh, there's a, it's, it's not a long story. 1395 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:16,680 I just, she, cause we kept talking about like, I don't know if this is, we wanted to take 1396 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:20,680 things slow because we both really started liking each other again right away. 1397 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:21,680 Yeah. 1398 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,760 Just from talking again, cause that's how it was the first time. 1399 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:30,400 And I was like, I can't let this one kind of slip through again because she's almost 1400 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,400 too good to be true. 1401 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,400 Yep. 1402 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,960 And she's that literally checks. 1403 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:34,960 Yeah. 1404 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:40,720 She's that checks everything off like that I could ever ask for and more. 1405 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:44,920 And I didn't want to straight up like put her in an awkward position of cause she just 1406 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:49,200 got out of, you know, she just had a three year relationship that ended not to air her 1407 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,200 shit out, but. 1408 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,200 Yeah. 1409 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,720 You both got out of long-term relationships that were fucked. 1410 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,440 Yeah, basically. 1411 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:59,320 But I have, I've had a year or a little over a year to recover and she hasn't. 1412 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,920 And so I just didn't want to like force anything and make her feel uncomfortable. 1413 00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:03,920 Yeah. 1414 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:04,920 And so far so good. 1415 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,600 Nothing, you know, we talked a lot about it and I was like, this is where I'm at. 1416 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,600 And she's like, this is where I'm at. 1417 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:09,600 I was like, cool. 1418 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:10,600 Well, let's just take it slow. 1419 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:14,140 So you have time to kind of really like think about what you need and what you want. 1420 00:48:14,140 --> 00:48:17,360 Not even with me, just to heal and whatever. 1421 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,280 And yeah, like you're being a good dude, basically. 1422 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:20,280 Yeah. 1423 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,080 I was just making sure I didn't want to, like, I wanted to ask her like, 1424 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:27,560 a week after starting talking, but that's like a little much, you know? 1425 00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:32,600 Anyway, so we, we've talked about it here and there and it just, it felt pretty exclusive 1426 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,240 between the both of us the whole time. 1427 00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:38,280 And then she visited and then I was like, damn dude, every day is like goes by. 1428 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,560 It's like, I like this girl a lot. 1429 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:40,560 Yeah. 1430 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:41,560 Like a lot. 1431 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:42,880 I wouldn't shut the hell up about her. 1432 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:43,880 And you wouldn't. 1433 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,760 And then I was like, I want to take you to the mountains. 1434 00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:49,160 And I wasn't planning on doing it, but then we started talking and then on the way home, 1435 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:52,280 we were talking and then I actually asked her and it's not romantic at all, but I asked 1436 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:58,280 her in the car when we got back to the house because we had talked the whole hour drive 1437 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:02,040 about it and wanted to really make sure she, where she was at. 1438 00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,200 And she was like, I mean, it just basically happened. 1439 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:06,200 And she's like, of course. 1440 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,920 And I was like, wow, fire. 1441 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:08,920 So it just happened like that. 1442 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:09,920 I would have planned something better. 1443 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,720 It was just, I didn't know where it stood, you know? 1444 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:14,480 And that it doesn't have to be some extravagant. 1445 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,840 I know it's like, we're not like, we're not in high school. 1446 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:18,840 Yeah. 1447 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:19,840 We're adults. 1448 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:20,840 Yeah. 1449 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,760 I was like, I'm not going to hold a middle school shit when I know I love it. 1450 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:26,680 That dude, she Nicole showed us the video of how he asked Nicole with the yes or no 1451 00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:27,680 thing. 1452 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,800 I literally wrote a note on like lined, like it literally was high school notebook paper. 1453 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:32,800 Yeah. 1454 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:33,800 Like high school. 1455 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:34,800 And it was like paper. 1456 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:35,800 Will you be my girlfriend? 1457 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,680 And then a check box of yes. 1458 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:38,680 Yeah. 1459 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,680 With a cigarette in my mouth. 1460 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:41,680 Yeah. 1461 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,680 You're like, Hey baby. 1462 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,680 It's like moving. 1463 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,280 It was fucking funny though. 1464 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,280 Yeah, dude. 1465 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,280 I, uh, it's one of those things in my mind. 1466 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:56,200 Trying to sound all like cringy or fucking gay or anything, but it feels like it is not 1467 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,200 real. 1468 00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,200 And like, I'm like, how are you a real person? 1469 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:01,200 Where the fuck have you been? 1470 00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:02,200 Probably how you felt about Nicole. 1471 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,200 A hundred percent. 1472 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:04,200 Like it's the weirdest feeling. 1473 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,200 It is bro. 1474 00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:11,880 Find that one person that like you truly click with on like every level, every level. 1475 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:12,880 Yeah. 1476 00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:17,400 It's, it's the craziest thing because I mean, we've all been in multiple relationships. 1477 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:22,120 Yeah. Any relationship before me and Nicole never, it never felt, I thought I felt that 1478 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,640 you think, but I was also very, I don't know what the fuck I was. 1479 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:29,720 My, it was a glaze over like my whole like perception of what I was looking for. 1480 00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:33,160 I don't know how to explain it, but yeah, yeah, it's crazy. 1481 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,440 And she gets along with you guys. 1482 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:35,800 She talks her shit to Steve. 1483 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,800 She talks her shit to me today. 1484 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,800 She fits right in, man. 1485 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,400 I'm very thankful that she is back in a part of my life again. 1486 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:44,400 Yeah. 1487 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:48,400 Sometimes she'll say shit to me. 1488 00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:58,800 Sometimes she'll say shit to me and it just like sparks a fire beat like between my eyes 1489 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,640 and I just, I can't do anything, but just like stare at her dude. 1490 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,520 Cause I'm like, really just fucking say that. 1491 00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,120 If you were a dude, I would. 1492 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:08,480 Oh dude. 1493 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,920 I always told her, no, I can't say this on the podcast. 1494 00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:11,920 Nevermind. 1495 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:12,920 I'm not saying it. 1496 00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:13,920 Okay. 1497 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,920 I'm just saying it. 1498 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,920 Yeah. 1499 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,920 Everybody literally just got there. 1500 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:17,920 I got to have some sort of filter hopes. 1501 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:18,920 I'll tell you guys after. 1502 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:19,920 Hi. 1503 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,920 You can't know everything. 1504 00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,920 You just not a little bit. 1505 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:24,920 Yeah. 1506 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:31,280 Anyways, that was, that was, it's been this past like week since last podcast and it's 1507 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,560 been sick as hell. 1508 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:33,560 It's good. 1509 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,480 It's got happy for you, Bob. 1510 00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,280 Thank you overjoyed. 1511 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:43,400 Actually like I never met Voldemort in person just like once or twice when you FaceTime 1512 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,400 me. 1513 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,600 Oh yeah. 1514 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:50,080 But I always, I mean like granted, I didn't know much about her. 1515 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:54,240 I didn't know much about her other than what you had told me. 1516 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:58,000 But she, she never seemed right to me. 1517 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000 That's what everybody said. 1518 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:04,160 And look, and I, that's from the fuck. 1519 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,640 Yeah. 1520 00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:07,680 The smallest interactions with her. 1521 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,880 It was like a high. 1522 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,320 And then she was kind of there when we were talking. 1523 00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:16,080 I'll say this. 1524 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,000 I don't, I don't have to say this, but I'm just the kind of person I am. 1525 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,920 I hope that she's good. 1526 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,680 I don't want anything to do with that person ever again. 1527 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:24,680 Yeah. 1528 00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,760 But luckily I don't have to worry about it anymore. 1529 00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:30,880 I got, I got somebody better to worry about. 1530 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:31,880 100%. 1531 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:32,880 100%. 1532 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,080 And that's all I got to say about that. 1533 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,080 Right here. 1534 00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:47,680 Really? 1535 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:48,680 The old spud shooter. 1536 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:49,680 Sorry. 1537 00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:50,680 Sorry. 1538 00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:51,680 Jesus Christ. 1539 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:52,680 Are you serious? 1540 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:53,680 I'm sorry. 1541 00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,800 He went from spud shooter to fucking. 1542 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:57,800 Pud shooter. 1543 00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:58,800 Gosh. 1544 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,880 So we're tugging on sweater sleeve. 1545 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:03,880 Yeah. 1546 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:04,880 Okay. 1547 00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:06,480 All right. 1548 00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:09,040 But yeah, that's been my week. 1549 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,040 That's good, Bob. 1550 00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,040 Going by too fast. 1551 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,040 That's a good week. 1552 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,040 Glad you had a good birthday. 1553 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,040 It's going to be a moment. 1554 00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:17,240 I'm not even, I told Jordan this, but, and I just now told you guys, but I legit had 1555 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:19,720 the best birthday in like a long, long time. 1556 00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:24,120 Not that my other ones were bad, but this one has been sick as hell. 1557 00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:25,120 That was good. 1558 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,120 Super sick. 1559 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,120 And we got Mason coming today. 1560 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,120 Yep. 1561 00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:29,120 Yep. 1562 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,120 Old mace showing up. 1563 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,120 Busy ass month so far, bro. 1564 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,680 We got people flying out. 1565 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:33,680 Yeah. 1566 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:37,640 Told the boys get on the PJ bitch told the boys get on the PJ told the boys hop on that 1567 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,440 PJ and plow that. 1568 00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:42,440 Sorry. 1569 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:48,240 Sorry for cussing. 1570 00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:50,280 Apology accepted brother. 1571 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,880 Dude, sketches all over my for you right now. 1572 00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,680 You've seen the fuck dude. 1573 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,320 Sketch makes me laugh so hard about the emoji now. 1574 00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,320 Oh yeah. 1575 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,320 The emoji one finger. 1576 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,040 I saw this tick tock. 1577 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,640 He's like talking and sketches. 1578 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:05,640 It's just some random dude. 1579 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,320 He's like, why is this happening to me? 1580 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,800 I only talk like this now. 1581 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:13,040 Now I look at my dad and call him brother. 1582 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,280 You saw, I think you saw that. 1583 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:15,280 Yeah. 1584 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,280 Yeah. 1585 00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,280 That's just funny. 1586 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,200 He's like, my mom's my brother. 1587 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:20,200 Everyone's brother. 1588 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,960 Anyways, talking to his mom. 1589 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,360 Thanks for the lasagna brother. 1590 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:29,060 I'm also still recovering from the, we had a wild weekend. 1591 00:54:29,060 --> 00:54:33,680 I went too crazy and it was one of those like weekends where you just have to recover for 1592 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:34,680 two days a whole time. 1593 00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:35,680 I feel a lot better today. 1594 00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:36,680 It's good. 1595 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:37,680 Yeah. 1596 00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:38,680 The Red Bull helped. 1597 00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:39,680 Rebel did help. 1598 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:40,680 My, my, I need another. 1599 00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:44,280 I was going to say we should go get some Red Bulls cause yeah, the girls too. 1600 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:45,280 They would love that. 1601 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,280 I don't know. 1602 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,280 Yeah. 1603 00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:48,280 Is Jordan like Jordan like Red Bulls? 1604 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:49,280 Let me call her. 1605 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:50,280 That's a great question. 1606 00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,840 Actually, I should call her if she doesn't red flag, get her on the horn. 1607 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:54,840 Yeah. 1608 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:55,840 No Red Bull. 1609 00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:56,840 That's red flag. 1610 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,840 Yeah. 1611 00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:58,840 Yeah. 1612 00:54:58,840 --> 00:54:59,840 She's a red flag. 1613 00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:00,840 She don't. 1614 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:01,840 Well, maybe we don't know. 1615 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:02,840 I just put those words in her mouth. 1616 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:03,840 She very well. 1617 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:04,840 She might, but she also, she likes Celsius. 1618 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:05,840 I know that. 1619 00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:06,840 Have you had those? 1620 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:07,840 I haven't. 1621 00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:08,840 It's an, it's an energy drink. 1622 00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:09,840 Are they good? 1623 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:10,840 They're good. 1624 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,840 It's not bad. 1625 00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:12,840 They're good. 1626 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:13,840 They're, the flavors are fire. 1627 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:14,840 Yeah. 1628 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:17,480 See, I, I, rain flavors are fire. 1629 00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:18,480 They are. 1630 00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,040 And they're 300 milli vanillies, dude. 1631 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:28,280 So I haven't, I haven't tried too many like energy drinks because I just like sugar-free 1632 00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:29,280 Red Bull. 1633 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,280 Dude, the C4 is dank. 1634 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:31,280 C4 is fine too. 1635 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,280 Those are all, no, those are two. 1636 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:33,280 I can't remember. 1637 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,280 Those are good. 1638 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,280 The way they hit. 1639 00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,280 No, there are three actually. 1640 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:37,280 Yeah. 1641 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,280 The way they hit is way different. 1642 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,280 You know, uh, Seabum? 1643 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,280 I have his protein. 1644 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:41,280 Okay. 1645 00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:42,280 So he had Seabum's, uh, Mr. Olympia. 1646 00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:43,280 Oh yeah. 1647 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:44,280 Yeah. 1648 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:45,280 He, uh, he's a lisp. 1649 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:46,280 He does. 1650 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,280 He's a great guy though. 1651 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,280 Like real talk, like a solid dude. 1652 00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:49,280 He's dope as home. 1653 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,280 But he has a, he has a, he has a, he has a, he has a, he has a, he has a, he has a, he 1654 00:55:50,280 --> 00:56:01,940 has a, he has a, he has a, he has a, he has a drink. 1655 00:56:01,940 --> 00:56:04,940 I guess. 1656 00:56:04,940 --> 00:56:05,940 Or like a pre-workout. 1657 00:56:05,940 --> 00:56:06,940 And it's in a 12 ounce can, it looks like a soda can. 1658 00:56:06,940 --> 00:56:07,940 I've had it. 1659 00:56:07,940 --> 00:56:08,940 Is it? 1660 00:56:08,940 --> 00:56:09,940 Yeah. 1661 00:56:09,940 --> 00:56:10,940 That's good? 1662 00:56:10,940 --> 00:56:11,940 Yeah. 1663 00:56:11,940 --> 00:56:12,940 What's it called again? 1664 00:56:12,940 --> 00:56:13,940 It's the savage savage. 1665 00:56:13,940 --> 00:56:14,940 He has a little, it's called savage literally, but he just came out with a flavor that's 1666 00:56:14,940 --> 00:56:15,940 like, apparently it tastes exactly like Sprite. 1667 00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:16,940 Really? 1668 00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:18,880 Like exact, like this, uh, I forgot his name. 1669 00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:19,880 I forgot his name. 1670 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:25,880 I forgot his name, some guy who reviews nutrition products 1671 00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,040 and stuff, supplement companies. 1672 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,320 The flavor profiles exactly. 1673 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,160 Tells you the bullshit in them, like this one's actually legit, 1674 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:32,840 this one's not. 1675 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:33,920 But he tried it. 1676 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,600 He literally side by side sprite in that. 1677 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:36,840 He's like, can't tell. 1678 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,080 The flavor profile is perfectly matched to it? 1679 00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:39,440 Yeah. 1680 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,120 Hell yeah. 1681 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:40,480 I'm not too sure. 1682 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,520 I really want to try it. 1683 00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:42,600 Thavage is good, though. 1684 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:43,200 There's this energy thing. 1685 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,360 It's weird saying thavage. 1686 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:44,720 No. 1687 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:45,220 Seriously. 1688 00:56:45,220 --> 00:56:48,800 But it's so, that just talks about who C-Bum is. 1689 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,760 He's just a funny fucking rat dude. 1690 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,720 When I was, before I moved here, I 1691 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:55,000 was going to the gym really consistently. 1692 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,600 And if I forgot my pre-workout or if I didn't have any, 1693 00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,280 I would just buy one of those at the gym. 1694 00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:00,200 They had it at the gym? 1695 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:00,640 Yeah. 1696 00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:01,240 Nice. 1697 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:01,840 This was good. 1698 00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,480 There's this energy drink that this, 1699 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,680 I found out about it through this guy at my work who 1700 00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:09,320 sells them, because he's like a all organic, 1701 00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,960 like all natural ingredient type guy. 1702 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:16,000 And they're called XS. 1703 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:16,520 XS? 1704 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,000 Yeah. 1705 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,760 It probably is an acronym, but it's the only logo on the can. 1706 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:23,880 I don't know if I've seen it. 1707 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,160 Either fire, bro. 1708 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:25,640 Really? 1709 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:26,120 Yeah. 1710 00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,000 Where do you get them? 1711 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,080 Probably just online? 1712 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,320 Yeah, you probably, he gets them off Amazon 1713 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:33,760 and then up charges like a buck, I think. 1714 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,200 It's not like he's trying to kill it. 1715 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:40,280 He's just trying to, he believes in the product personally, 1716 00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:41,480 because he drinks it. 1717 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,040 And so he just wants other people to drink it. 1718 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,880 And so he only makes a couple bucks off it, 1719 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,680 but just to pay for the footwork. 1720 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,080 Speaking of Amazon again. 1721 00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:51,840 They have a root beer flavor, bro. 1722 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:52,920 Oh, I bet that's gas. 1723 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:54,080 It is gas, bro. 1724 00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,480 It tastes exactly like anything. 1725 00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,080 Are you barks or mug kind of guy? 1726 00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,080 Barks. 1727 00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,360 Barks root beer is fire. 1728 00:57:59,360 --> 00:57:59,840 I agree. 1729 00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:02,200 Mug is good too, but barks is better. 1730 00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:03,920 Barks, it's got that burn. 1731 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:04,440 Yeah. 1732 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,320 That bark and burn. 1733 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:08,200 So speaking of Amazon. 1734 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,040 Speaking of Bezos. 1735 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:13,520 A few years ago, do you remember when Amazon brought back Surge? 1736 00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:14,000 Surge. 1737 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:14,840 Really? 1738 00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:15,360 Yeah. 1739 00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:16,880 The Mellow Yellow Special. 1740 00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,400 You can only buy it on Amazon. 1741 00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,280 Oh, I didn't know that. 1742 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,000 Bro. 1743 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,280 Because Surge was like my favorite. 1744 00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,080 Can I talk about Mountain Dew? 1745 00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,800 When I was a little kid, I fucking wanted Surge. 1746 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,480 So bad. 1747 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:34,680 When Amazon announced that, I literally bought like 10 cases. 1748 00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,320 I had so much Surge. 1749 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:39,480 I was like, I hadn't had it in like fucking 10, 15 years. 1750 00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:40,640 Jay went on the Surge Surge. 1751 00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:41,160 I did. 1752 00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:42,800 I have a story about that, actually. 1753 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:43,560 About Surge? 1754 00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:43,960 No. 1755 00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:44,800 It reminded me. 1756 00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,800 So one year for this is super random. 1757 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,240 You had an overabundance of it. 1758 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:48,920 Yes. 1759 00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:56,080 So Mason used to love Mountain Dew, like drink it all the fucking time. 1760 00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:58,440 He was like, I have to slow down because I'm getting fat. 1761 00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:00,080 Like he said that. 1762 00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:06,040 But for one year for Christmas, we bought him a year's worth of Mountain Dew. 1763 00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:06,960 I'm not kidding. 1764 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,000 So offensive. 1765 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,120 Like one a day? 1766 00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:09,720 Years worth? 1767 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,440 We did the math. 1768 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:11,880 Like if he had like one a day. 1769 00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:13,760 Yeah. 1770 00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:14,320 Damn. 1771 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:15,880 Where the fuck do you store that? 1772 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,080 Like you bought him a fucking car full. 1773 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,160 Dude, well, it was a bunch of 12 pack. 1774 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:23,280 You bought him a Prius full of Mountain Dew? 1775 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,480 Dude, but yeah, it was funny. 1776 00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,600 Some of them, he was like, I got to go through these. 1777 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,360 They're about to explode. 1778 00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:29,240 It was crazy. 1779 00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:30,040 That's awesome. 1780 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:30,520 Yeah. 1781 00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:31,400 It was really fun. 1782 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:32,200 I think we have a picture. 1783 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,680 We did like a Mountain Dew tower of it in the living room. 1784 00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:35,200 Hell yeah. 1785 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:36,080 Yeah. 1786 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:36,560 Crazy. 1787 00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:37,640 Do the Dew. 1788 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:38,880 Yeah. 1789 00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,960 Do all the dee. 1790 00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:41,680 That'll do. 1791 00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:42,200 Do do. 1792 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,280 That'll do, Donkey. 1793 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,200 Do do. 1794 00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,120 Mountain Dew, Donkey. 1795 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:48,560 Actually kind of sounded like it. 1796 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:49,160 A little bit. 1797 00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:52,600 Mountain Dew, Donkey. 1798 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:56,240 Speaking of another soda, so. 1799 00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:57,320 Sodipop, sodipop. 1800 00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:02,840 Coca Cola is the number one selling soft drink in the world. 1801 01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:05,160 In every single country, Coca Cola is the number one. 1802 01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:05,920 Yes. 1803 01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,080 Do you like Pepsi better than Cola? 1804 01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:07,680 No. 1805 01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:08,200 No. 1806 01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,440 Coke is way better than Pepsi. 1807 01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:11,600 Give them the jet. 1808 01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:12,440 But. 1809 01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,200 Have you seen that documentary? 1810 01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:14,640 No. 1811 01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:20,200 Where Pepsi advertised if you bought enough Pepsi to get, 1812 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:23,000 it was like 740,000 points or something. 1813 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:27,360 Like you basically had to buy a case 740,000 times, right? 1814 01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:28,640 Oh my god. 1815 01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:32,840 This kid figured out through an algorithm 1816 01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:36,000 that he put together how he could. 1817 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,040 Oh, I heard about this. 1818 01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,000 Make it a business investment. 1819 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,720 So instead of buying all the cases, 1820 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:45,040 they actually had a system where you could buy the points. 1821 01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:50,480 And it worked out to be $740,000 for like a $2.3 million 1822 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,760 Harrier jet. 1823 01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:56,440 And so he put, this kid's like 17, 1824 01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:59,200 puts an entire business model together 1825 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,920 on how they can profit off of this 1826 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:05,400 and still return an investment when they want to sell it. 1827 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:08,000 And the guy's like all in, right? 1828 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,480 They do it. 1829 01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:14,640 Pepsi realized in the moment what had just happened. 1830 01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:21,040 And they sent him a voucher for two cases of Pepsi 1831 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:22,520 and an apology letter on why they 1832 01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:25,200 couldn't honor what they said. 1833 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,720 And on top of that, they obviously saw a lawsuit coming. 1834 01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:32,600 And so they filed suit first. 1835 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:34,000 Shisty fucks. 1836 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:38,960 And so this kid and the guy who invested all that money 1837 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,400 come big dick swinging, bro, not giving a fuck. 1838 01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:45,520 And they put a documentary out to just shame Pepsi. 1839 01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:46,600 Well, yeah. 1840 01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:47,920 I heard about that documentary. 1841 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,080 I haven't watched it, though. 1842 01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,800 And then they sued him. 1843 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:51,400 They win? 1844 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:52,560 Well, they counter-suited. 1845 01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:54,040 Yeah, they won because obviously they 1846 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:55,200 didn't put a disclaimer out. 1847 01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,600 And you know how Pepsi tried to get ahead of it? 1848 01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:01,640 Put the same exact marketing ad out in Canada 1849 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,840 with a disclaimer on it. 1850 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:06,720 Like how chisely. 1851 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:09,080 How chisely do you little chisellers have to be? 1852 01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:09,800 Fucks. 1853 01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:10,680 Yeah. 1854 01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:11,560 Go look that word up. 1855 01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,000 You'll know what I'm talking about. 1856 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,480 Wait, I want to hear your Coca-Cola thing, too, though. 1857 01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:15,920 Sorry. 1858 01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:16,960 We'll wrap it up here. 1859 01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:17,640 Yep. 1860 01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:20,960 So Coke's the number one selling soft drink 1861 01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:24,680 in the world in every single country, except in Scotland. 1862 01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:25,400 Scotland. 1863 01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:26,400 It's because they're hard over there, 1864 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:27,900 but they don't want a soft drink. 1865 01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:30,640 They have their own soda that they make. 1866 01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,760 I think they make it in Glasgow. 1867 01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:34,560 And it's called Iron Brew. 1868 01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:35,440 That sounds sick. 1869 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:36,360 That sounds like. 1870 01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:37,720 It is delicious. 1871 01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,600 It's like fluorescent orange. 1872 01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,920 So when you when I see an orange drink, I think it's 1873 01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:43,720 going to be orange. 1874 01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:44,220 Oh. 1875 01:02:44,220 --> 01:02:44,720 Flavor. 1876 01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:45,440 Or my wire. 1877 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:49,040 Dude, it doesn't taste like anything you've ever had. 1878 01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:50,520 It's its own thing. 1879 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,040 Really? 1880 01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:52,080 And it is delicious. 1881 01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:52,760 You've had it? 1882 01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:53,280 Oh, yeah. 1883 01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:56,760 I even ordered maybe like two or three years ago now. 1884 01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:59,080 But I ordered a couple cases because I was craving it. 1885 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,240 Because I had it all the time when I was in Scotland. 1886 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:01,920 We should. 1887 01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:02,420 We should. 1888 01:03:02,420 --> 01:03:03,120 It's really good. 1889 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,440 Let's do it. 1890 01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,320 Make some scotch and sodas. 1891 01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:07,720 With iron brew. 1892 01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:08,800 Iron brew. 1893 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:10,400 With the iron brew. 1894 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:13,440 That's your fun fact for the day. 1895 01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:14,200 Have fun with it. 1896 01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,640 Have fun, Haas. 1897 01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:17,600 Well. 1898 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:18,440 Thanks, guys. 1899 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:18,880 That was a good one. 1900 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:19,600 A little more mellow. 1901 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:21,040 Yeah, it was a little more chill. 1902 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:22,400 We dialed it down for you. 1903 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:23,480 Yeah. 1904 01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:25,040 We want to keep you on your toesies. 1905 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:29,440 And sometimes real talk, real conversation. 1906 01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:30,800 That's what you're going to get. 1907 01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,000 A little deeper. 1908 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:36,360 Not so bumfucky app over here. 1909 01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,320 Are you talking to me or Steve? 1910 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,080 I can't call it. 1911 01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:40,580 Ah! 1912 01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,320 Well, fucking shoe fit. 1913 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:45,840 Well. 1914 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:46,920 I'm still zening. 1915 01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:47,800 Fucking shoe fits. 1916 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,400 Tie it. 1917 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:53,160 That's what I always say. 1918 01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:55,160 All right. 1919 01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:57,320 Well. 1920 01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:00,560 Fucking house is falling down. 1921 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:01,080 It was. 1922 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:01,800 There's a snake in my boot. 1923 01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:02,640 It's a new house, man. 1924 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,880 It makes sounds. 1925 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:05,960 All right. 1926 01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:07,000 It's been real, guys. 1927 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:07,480 Thanks. 1928 01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:08,080 Thank you. 1929 01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:08,560 Love you. 1930 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:10,440 Thank you for listening. 1931 01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:10,940 Bye. 1932 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:15,500 End it. 1933 01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:16,000 End it. 1934 01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:19,180 Ew. 1935 01:04:19,180 --> 01:04:20,120 Getting a little weird. 1936 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:20,800 All right. 1937 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:21,320 Bye, guys. 1938 01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:21,820 Later. 1939 01:04:21,820 --> 01:04:23,320 All right. 1940 01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:24,120 That's enough. 1941 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:24,620 Hey. 1942 01:04:24,620 --> 01:04:25,120 Bye. 1943 01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:33,300 OK.