1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:19,800 Oh, hello. 2 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:20,800 Welcome back. 3 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:21,800 Hello. 4 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:22,800 Hello. 5 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:23,800 Okay. 6 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:28,400 This is a That Ain't It podcast and- 7 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:29,920 And what Rob just did, ain't it? 8 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:30,920 Nope. 9 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:31,920 Nope. 10 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:32,920 Nope. 11 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:33,920 Nope. 12 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:34,920 Nope. 13 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:35,920 Nope. 14 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:36,920 Nope. 15 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:37,920 I'm Jay. 16 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:38,920 I'm Rob. 17 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:39,920 Steve. 18 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:40,920 You ain't shit. 19 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:41,920 You ain't, Bob. 20 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:42,920 You ain't it. 21 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:43,920 You ain't shit. 22 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:44,920 You're just but a Jit. 23 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:45,920 Pouch Poppy. 24 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:46,920 A Jit. 25 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:47,920 We popping pouches? 26 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:48,920 I just put a poppy wrapping for you. 27 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:49,920 Popping popping pouches. 28 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:50,920 Why didn't I get the invite? 29 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:51,920 Poppy's popping perky pouches. 30 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:52,920 All right, quit fucking- 31 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:53,920 Bro, what the fuck are you doing? 32 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:54,920 Bro, what the fuck are you doing, dog? 33 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:55,920 I had to get locked in. 34 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:56,920 I had to get locked in. 35 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:57,920 I'm about to fucking put- 36 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:58,920 Locked in. 37 00:00:58,920 --> 00:00:59,920 I'm about to put you in a fucking booster seat and shit. 38 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:00,920 Don't. 39 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:01,920 We're going to lock you in the cellar. 40 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,920 I don't be in lock- I don't like being locked in anywhere. 41 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,360 We're going to feed you rations of bread. 42 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,920 I don't like being locked in anywhere. 43 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,920 We got to lock in though. 44 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:09,920 Oh, daddy doesn't like. 45 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,560 Hey, you guys got a freshie in? 46 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:13,560 Little fresh pouchie? 47 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:14,560 Oh yeah, dude. 48 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:15,560 Little lip pillow? 49 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:16,560 Yeah. 50 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:20,400 Some of that Afghan, Afghan lip sugar? 51 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,120 Jesus. 52 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,120 Arabian goggles? 53 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,120 No. 54 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,120 Okay. 55 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,120 What? 56 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,120 I don't know. 57 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,120 That Hindu lip sugar? 58 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,120 That's like a party in my mouth. 59 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,120 It is like a party in my mouth. 60 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,120 Like a honky tonk mouth. 61 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,120 Steve, you like to party, huh? 62 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,120 Party, hardy. 63 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,120 We all like to party a little bit. 64 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:35,120 Yeah, I'm a party boy. 65 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:36,120 Steve's not, or Jay's not much of a party anymore. 66 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:37,120 You're kind of, he's one of these big puss. 67 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:38,120 No, he's a social butterfly, dude. 68 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,120 That is what party is about. 69 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:40,120 I'm like Illuminati. 70 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,120 Jay's literally a socialite that has self-control. 71 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,120 No, it's true. 72 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,120 I love you. 73 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,120 I'm sorry. 74 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:45,120 I respect it. 75 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,120 Yeah. 76 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:47,120 I will say this. 77 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:52,120 I have self-control on the fact that I have a lot of control over myself. 78 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,120 I have a lot of control over myself. 79 00:01:55,120 --> 00:02:00,120 I will say this, I have self-control on the fact that I never get like blackout point. 80 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,120 Yeah. 81 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:04,200 Except for like two weeks ago. 82 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:10,600 And yeah, apparently I'll tell the story. 83 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,640 It's embarrassing, but I'm not embarrassed by it. 84 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:13,640 It fucking happens. 85 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:14,640 It should be. 86 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:15,640 I'm not, dude. 87 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:16,640 I'm grown, bro. 88 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:17,640 I've lived a lot of life. 89 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:18,640 He's a grown ass man. 90 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:19,640 Wait, what are you talking about? 91 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:23,200 When you found me in the bathroom with my ass out. 92 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,200 I did. 93 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,200 Dude, it was like 7 AM. 94 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,200 That's funny as fuck. 95 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:27,200 Well, dude. 96 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,200 Halfway in the bathroom with fucking pants down. 97 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,200 Dude, what if? 98 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:36,440 The crazy thing is, is I don't, because I feel like the only thing that could have happened, 99 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,720 bro, is I took a piss and just fell over. 100 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:40,720 Yeah. 101 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,200 But I don't know how nobody woke up. 102 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,200 But you may, maybe you just laid down. 103 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,200 Seriously. 104 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,960 Could have had a little fucking snooze attitude. 105 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,600 Bro, I wanted a little fucking sleepy. 106 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,000 I woke up to get water. 107 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,920 I was thirsty as fuck. 108 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,960 And I was cheeked up on a fucking Sunday. 109 00:02:54,960 --> 00:03:00,720 And I opened my door and Steve is laying on half his bottom half of his body was in the 110 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,920 bathroom and the top half was in the hallway. 111 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,920 So I had to step over him to go get water. 112 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,920 And then I was trying to wake his ass up. 113 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,600 And then when I tried to wake him up, his butt cheeks were hanging out. 114 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:13,560 I was like, Hey, yo, and I smacked him. 115 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:14,560 I should have though. 116 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,120 Give him a little spanky. 117 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,120 Yeah. 118 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,600 Well, spanky poo. 119 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,680 I gave Jay 34 spankings on his birthday. 120 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:24,680 Did you know? 121 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:25,680 Exactly. 122 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:26,680 Yeah. 123 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,160 I was like, no, he didn't. 124 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,160 You want him? 125 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,160 Nope. 126 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,160 Not too late. 127 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:32,160 Nope. 128 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,160 Good. 129 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,160 It is. 130 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,160 You don't want it. 131 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,160 Birthday month is over. 132 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,160 Keep talking, Robin. 133 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:38,160 You'll get paddled for your birthday. 134 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,160 I don't want it. 135 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,160 I don't want it. 136 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,160 Do you have any crazy party stories? 137 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:44,440 Besides that, your ass moment. 138 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,160 I feel like Steve's got a crazy fucking story. 139 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:48,160 Probably for everything. 140 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,160 Real talk though. 141 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:50,160 Yeah. 142 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:54,360 I'm a Steve's wild cultured man. 143 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,480 Okay. 144 00:03:56,480 --> 00:04:04,760 But in, so when I was in high school, I had a bunch of buddies that had like older brothers 145 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,040 that were in college. 146 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:09,680 So we'd always go to like college parties and shit. 147 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,960 And are you matching me right now? 148 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:12,960 Sorry. 149 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,360 As a match stuff fit check. 150 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:16,360 Holy match him. 151 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,360 Wait, do a 360 for me. 152 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,120 Let me see that ass. 153 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,080 Let me see that ass. 154 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,080 You packing? 155 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,080 No. 156 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,280 My lip is. 157 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:29,880 Do a 360 for me and arch that back. 158 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,920 Oh my God. 159 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:32,920 Jesus. 160 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:33,920 Sorry. 161 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:34,920 Just. 162 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,920 Oh, that would be you. 163 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:37,920 All right. 164 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:38,920 Whatever man. 165 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:39,920 Robert's flat you flatulated. 166 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:40,920 I didn't actually fart. 167 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:41,920 I went like this. 168 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:42,920 Yeah. 169 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,920 But nobody farts more than you. 170 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:45,920 Yeah. 171 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,640 Ever in the history of the world. 172 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:48,640 Can't prove it. 173 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:52,120 You can't prove it unless I fart on this podcast and I haven't done that. 174 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:53,120 And that's the thing. 175 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:59,200 The reason Rob fart on the podcast and somehow manages his flatulence for an hour, which 176 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,560 never happens at any other point in life. 177 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,560 That is not true. 178 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:03,560 So true. 179 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:07,560 Is because we told him if you kept doing it, we're going to start a fart counter on the 180 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,680 fucking show, which will. 181 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:16,200 Then the whole world will know the extremity of your fucking airway. 182 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,800 That loose and wet asshole. 183 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:18,800 Fuck, dude. 184 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:19,800 Yeah. 185 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,800 Oh yeah. 186 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,800 Let's just gang up on Rob again. 187 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:22,800 Yeah. 188 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,800 Fuck. 189 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:24,800 Damn it. 190 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:30,760 You always fucking up. 191 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,800 That's why you should not touch that. 192 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:33,800 OK. 193 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,800 Hit the wrong. 194 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:35,800 Yeah. 195 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,800 OK. 196 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,800 That was the right one. 197 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,800 That was very obnoxious. 198 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:42,800 I apologize. 199 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,800 Back to it. 200 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,800 Back to it, bud. 201 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,800 So. 202 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:46,800 Let's go. 203 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:47,800 Let's go. 204 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:52,880 We went up to Moscow because my buddy Hugo's brother lived in you got your passport. 205 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:58,560 No, he's going to you of I in Moscow, not Moscow. 206 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:02,440 So if you all are from Idaho and you don't even know how to say that fucking shit right, 207 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:03,440 get on with it. 208 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:08,800 Moscow, Moscow, Moscow, Boy's Z. So how it's Boise. 209 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,800 No, it's how does not right. 210 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:15,800 How does not rhyme with Idaho, but Moscow, Idaho, Idaho. 211 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:22,800 Anyway, I don't know how to how somebody says that. 212 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,120 So we're up in Moscow party. 213 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:30,840 It was like a block party to those motherfuckers up there party crazy. 214 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:35,000 And this girl is just like sitting on the floor with like her back against the couch, 215 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,240 you know, and hanging around. 216 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,440 Now, she's kind of being like odd. 217 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:43,360 I wouldn't say weird, but definitely had like an odd vibe going on. 218 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:47,920 Yeah, like, you know, odd Thomas, she was odd Tammy. 219 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,000 Was she her name really Tammy? 220 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,320 No, I don't know what her name was. 221 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,320 She was a complete stranger. 222 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:53,920 She was an oddball and a little off filter. 223 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:58,600 What happened next was even stranger than she was. 224 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,280 So I asked my buddy's brother, I was like, you know, why is this fucking bitch tripping 225 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,280 right here? 226 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,320 Like she's being weird, giving me weird vibes. 227 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:09,560 Like she's just sitting on the floor and everybody's partying. 228 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,360 And well, sometimes you got to take a moment. 229 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,360 I've had those days. 230 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:20,120 Yeah, but he proceeds to tell me that this fucking this girl ate a quarter of mushrooms. 231 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,120 Yeah. 232 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:22,120 Yeah. 233 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,120 And a whole quarter. 234 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,120 Yeah. 235 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,120 A whole quarter. 236 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:26,120 Sorry. 237 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:30,160 Seven grams of psilocybin. 238 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,240 The old spirit walker. 239 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:33,520 Yeah. 240 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:37,420 So she was, you know, when I thought she was being weird, she was really fucking talking 241 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:38,420 to her ancestors. 242 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:39,420 Yeah. 243 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:40,420 That's what was going on, dude. 244 00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:42,520 And she was just praying. 245 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:43,520 Yeah. 246 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,560 And it's like early 2000s when this is going on. 247 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:48,120 So like mini skirts were a thing, right? 248 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:53,440 She's wearing a mini skirt and out of nowhere, like we were probably like three feet away 249 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,800 from her and our circle had like the back to her. 250 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,800 You know what I mean? 251 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,800 And we just smell shit. 252 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,800 Oh, stop. 253 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,520 No, I swear to God, dude. 254 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:02,520 What's her name? 255 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:03,520 You should outer. 256 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:04,520 No, I can't. 257 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,520 I don't know her name. 258 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,520 She was a stranger. 259 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,520 I'm joking. 260 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,520 That's so mean. 261 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:09,520 I'm joking. 262 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:10,520 Yeah. 263 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:15,320 So Tammy with the diaper on Tammy diaper, Tammy, that probably would have benefited her a lot 264 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:16,960 more than that mini skirt that night. 265 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:19,800 She's wearing it depends to a party. 266 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,280 She shit on the floor. 267 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,320 Yeah. 268 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,240 And then check this while she was like sitting. 269 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,240 Right. 270 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,700 So she shit on her fucking mini skirt. 271 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:29,120 And then she was wearing a thong. 272 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,960 It just fucking split that shit in half. 273 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:31,960 Probably. 274 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:32,960 It was a log cutter. 275 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:33,960 Yeah. 276 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:34,960 It was a log slitter. 277 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:35,960 Yeah. 278 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,960 That was a fucking straight lumber mill back there, dude. 279 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,240 I'm like, ew. 280 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,120 Straight lumber mill. 281 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,120 Fuck yeah. 282 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,120 Ew. 283 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,120 Just milling logs. 284 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:52,600 So you're familiar with milling logs, huh, Rob? 285 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:53,600 No. 286 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:54,600 Yeah. 287 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,600 If you're talking about shitting, yeah. 288 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,840 This is where it gets worse. 289 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,480 This is where it gets worse. 290 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:00,680 It gets worse? 291 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:03,480 Oh my God, my song. 292 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:04,760 No. 293 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:10,800 And she stands up and starts dancing and inadvertently shaking it out. 294 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:11,800 Stop. 295 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,800 Did she realize it? 296 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:13,800 No. 297 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,800 Did you hear me just gasp? 298 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,040 She was high out of her mind on mushrooms. 299 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,640 She didn't even know she shit her pants. 300 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,640 Bro. 301 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,640 Yeah. 302 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,640 It was crazy, dude. 303 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:22,720 Crazy. 304 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,600 It's making my eye twitch like fucking. 305 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:26,600 I swear, bro. 306 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:32,320 The only way someone who does that gets married is if they grab a passport and jump shit. 307 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:36,000 Dude, she needs to be shipped off somewhere. 308 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Yeah. 309 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 To Moscow. 310 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Yeah. 311 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 To Moscow. 312 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Yeah. 313 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 And honestly, it's really gross. 314 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Yeah. 315 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,680 You know, by the end of it, but it's probably the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen 316 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:46,680 at a party. 317 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,360 Did no one clean it up? 318 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:49,360 You know, I didn't get that far. 319 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,960 I had to fucking scatter like a cockroach hitting lights. 320 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:52,960 Yeah. 321 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,120 I would have fucking Ralphed everywhere. 322 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,120 Yeah. 323 00:09:56,120 --> 00:10:00,720 And honestly, the only reason I even saw the whole transaction of, oh my God, my song is 324 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,760 because we're like, what the fuck's that smell, dude? 325 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:07,840 And then we start like looking around and before we like really moved, she's like, oh 326 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:08,840 my God, my song. 327 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:09,840 Wait, say it again. 328 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:10,840 Oh my God, my song. 329 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:11,840 One more time. 330 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,760 Oh my God, my song. 331 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:21,720 And then she gets up and that's when we knew it was going on because we saw fucking literally 332 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,880 Jeff Gordon sized fucking skitties on her backside. 333 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:25,880 Jeff Gordon. 334 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:26,880 Jeff Gordon. 335 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:27,880 I don't get it. 336 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:28,880 NASCAR, baby. 337 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:29,880 24th. 338 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:30,880 That is skid marks. 339 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:31,880 Skitties. 340 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:32,880 Oh, like got it. 341 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,880 Like burning rubber, but she was burning shit. 342 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:36,880 I understand. 343 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,880 She laid a couple tracks in her fucking pants. 344 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:39,880 Big yikes. 345 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:44,280 That's a big yikes. 346 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,280 People talk about it. 347 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:46,280 Yeah. 348 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,280 That's icky. 349 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,280 Why? 350 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,960 It's funny because I have a party story too and it has to do with somebody who is very 351 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:52,960 high on. 352 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:53,960 Shrooms again? 353 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:54,960 Not shrooms. 354 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:55,960 Acid. 355 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:56,960 Lucid. 356 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:57,960 Lucid Lucy. 357 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,360 The old CIA special. 358 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,440 And it was also, why is it always like high school? 359 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:04,680 Like crazy shit happens. 360 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,760 We're not very fucking smart. 361 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,240 It's because you're zero to one. 362 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,240 Zero to 100. 363 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,240 Yeah, it's true. 364 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:12,000 And so you just want to like go crazy. 365 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,200 We have less knowledge and more hormones pumping through us. 366 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:20,120 When you don't realize the repercussions that also you feel invincible when you're younger. 367 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,120 It's true. 368 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,440 You're like, what can fucking hold me down? 369 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,440 Yeah, nothing. 370 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,440 And then you shit for the mini skirt. 371 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,440 Yeah. 372 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,440 And then you shit your mini skirt. 373 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:28,440 Yeah. 374 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,440 I hate that bro. 375 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,440 Yeah. 376 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,840 And the weight of that, I wish held her down. 377 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:34,840 Yeah. 378 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:35,840 You don't get past that. 379 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,520 I fucking hate when my mini skirt gets shit on it. 380 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:42,720 I only wear it for special occasions too. 381 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:47,360 God damn it mom. 382 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,360 What? 383 00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:49,640 You can wear a mini skirt. 384 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:53,760 Your cross dressing is like, I've kind of had it up to here with it. 385 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:54,760 Okay. 386 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,400 I don't actually wear a mini skirt guys. 387 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,400 That's a lie. 388 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,400 No, it's not. 389 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:05,040 Why does Nicole keep asking Jay where her shoes went then? 390 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,920 I don't wear mini skirts. 391 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:07,920 Don't touch me. 392 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:13,080 I don't wear mini skirts. 393 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,920 Fuck you. 394 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:20,040 My party story was also from high school. 395 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,040 High school. 396 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,280 High school. 397 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,280 I want to go to high school. 398 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,240 Jay was like, Oh my God, my song. 399 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,240 Nope. 400 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,000 That wasn't you? 401 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Nope. 402 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Weird. 403 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,160 You guys resemble a lot. 404 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,160 Okay. 405 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:36,640 Continue with your story now. 406 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,640 Spit it out, bad. 407 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:38,640 Wow. 408 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,640 I want to hit you. 409 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,600 So Steve's getting impatient so hard right now. 410 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,560 Steve is so shit. 411 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:51,040 10 of us at our buddy's house, parents were gone. 412 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,680 It was like a series of crazy events. 413 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,680 Like it's almost like an out of body. 414 00:12:56,680 --> 00:13:01,040 Like you like you're above yourself and you see everything going on and you're just like, 415 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,040 what the fuck? 416 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,520 It's like those social media videos. 417 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:07,920 It's like shows the person in the video and then it's like construction sites or something. 418 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,640 And it's like somebody doing something. 419 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:10,640 Oh yeah. 420 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:11,640 And then goes back to the guy. 421 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,640 Yeah. 422 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:13,640 Yeah. 423 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:14,640 It's like that. 424 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,560 So first I'm standing there fucking sipping a beer. 425 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,560 You were doing what? 426 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,560 Sipping a beer. 427 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,560 How? 428 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,560 Sipping a beer. 429 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:22,560 You were doing what? 430 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,560 Sipping a beer. 431 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,560 Nope. 432 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:25,560 Gay. 433 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:26,560 Sorry. 434 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,560 We don't drink 40s bro. 435 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:30,560 You can't fit two hands on the beers we drink. 436 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,560 Jake in. 437 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,720 You're the one with baby hands. 438 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,720 I don't have baby hands. 439 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:36,720 You have baby hands. 440 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,720 Normal. 441 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:38,720 No baby. 442 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:39,720 Don't have baby hands. 443 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:40,720 Those are velociraptor hands. 444 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,720 No, they're not. 445 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,720 Okay. 446 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:43,720 Okay. 447 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:44,720 Continue your story. 448 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,720 Okay. 449 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:46,720 I'm like anyways. 450 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:58,400 Sitting there sipping a beer, look over. 451 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:01,920 This one dude is like trying to get people to drink bong water. 452 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,920 And to be fair. 453 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:04,920 Do it. 454 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:05,920 Yeah. 455 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,920 That's horrible to do to people, dude. 456 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:08,920 Bro. 457 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:09,920 That's fucked. 458 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,080 Here's the worst part is somebody fucking does it. 459 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,320 I don't go bong for weeks, dude. 460 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,320 That was it. 461 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,320 That was it. 462 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,320 I'm like, I know how I am, dude. 463 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,320 Literally. 464 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,320 So somebody fucking does it. 465 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:24,760 He sits there and just fucking chugs it within two seconds. 466 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,280 That's savage fucking throwing up every. 467 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,280 Yeah. 468 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,280 Yeah. 469 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,280 Not a good idea. 470 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,440 Then this is where the acid comes in. 471 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:36,120 Guy comes walking out of the bathroom and he just looks distraught as hell. 472 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,160 Like eyes fucking huge. 473 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,680 Like he, wait, how big were his eyes? 474 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:44,720 Did he fucking, did he dose that fucking bong with drops of acid? 475 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:45,720 No, no, no. 476 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,720 Different guy. 477 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:47,720 Oh, I was like. 478 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,720 Different guy. 479 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,720 He's like someone do it. 480 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:50,720 You won't. 481 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:51,720 Different guy. 482 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,800 I was like, bro, that's literally fucking MK Ultra shit. 483 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,800 Yeah. 484 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:55,800 Different. 485 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:56,800 Different guy. 486 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,640 So looking hella distraught and I'm like, bro, you good? 487 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:03,400 And he's like, the toilet was just drinking my water. 488 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,400 Was it Hispanic? 489 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,400 No. 490 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:10,360 You sounded like you've sounded like Pedro off Napoleon Donovan. 491 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,640 He's all, Hey, the toilet was just drinking. 492 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,960 The toilet was drinking me. 493 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,960 Yeah. 494 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,160 The toilet was just drinking me. 495 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,720 And I'm like, that shit was drinking me. 496 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,200 He's like, yeah, you were peeing in the toilet. 497 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:26,760 He's like, no, it was like a mouth like he's like no chemo. 498 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,760 Okay. 499 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:33,040 Anyways, he proceeds to be like terrified that the toilet was drinking his piss. 500 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,040 Yeah. 501 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,040 He's all the toilet was drinking me. 502 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:38,400 And I said, okay, he did. 503 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,800 And then he fucking called the cops. 504 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,800 Oh shit. 505 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,800 Yeah. 506 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,800 On the toilet. 507 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,800 He's all underage. 508 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,800 All underage. 509 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,800 He called the fucking polly. 510 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,120 Dude, he called nine one one and told them that he was freaking out because the toilet 511 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,900 was drinking his piss and all this shit. 512 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:56,360 So what happens five minutes later, the fucking cops everywhere. 513 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,400 And they're like, they're like, sir, what happened? 514 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,720 He's all banjo took drinks off my chili. 515 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,960 No, dude, I took off like a bat out of hell into the field. 516 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,320 You're like, I don't know what happened after that. 517 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,320 I was fucking gone. 518 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,320 Like rocks and shit. 519 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:13,160 Jay heard all boy calling the polly and he went freaking. 520 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:16,680 He's like, he went fucking homie. 521 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,920 He's like, I was like, damn, Jay. 522 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:22,080 And he was like, homie. 523 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,080 Pretty much. 524 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,080 Anyways, that's actually crazy. 525 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,080 Yeah. 526 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,880 I don't really have any crazy party stories. 527 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:27,880 Seriously. 528 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,800 You could tell everybody about the time you tried to jump a pool when you're drunk. 529 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:31,880 I do have that. 530 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,880 That's all. 531 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:33,880 That's the story. 532 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:34,880 It was funny though. 533 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:35,880 Yeah. 534 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,880 I cleared it too. 535 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:37,880 Nope. 536 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:38,880 No, I did. 537 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:39,880 I cleared it. 538 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,400 My feet slid like this. 539 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,560 I landed and I didn't. 540 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,040 I was leaning back still. 541 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,880 One leg didn't make it. 542 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:46,880 Both didn't make it. 543 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:47,880 I hit my ass. 544 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,000 Fuck my asshole right on the side of the pool, dude. 545 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 And I fell in. 546 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:55,360 Dude, that reminds me of a movie where that dude fucking jumps off the balcony into the 547 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,520 pool and fucking hits his arm on the side. 548 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,520 Oh, I don't know. 549 00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,920 I don't want to see that shit. 550 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:00,920 Oh, no. 551 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:01,920 Ew. 552 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,920 I can see. 553 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,880 I'm not like a big like grossed out visually. 554 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:10,560 I am when it comes to when it comes to compound fracture will make me throw the fuck up. 555 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:15,520 When it comes to breaking bones, like the fucking UFC fighter who like kicks the dude 556 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,160 in his fucking leg just can't do it. 557 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,160 Can't do that. 558 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,160 Oh, I actually have a story though. 559 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,160 It's not a drunk story. 560 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,160 Do you remember? 561 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,160 Doesn't have to be. 562 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,160 Do you remember Bryce Vanderstelt? 563 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,160 Yes. 564 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,160 It was a lighthouse. 565 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,160 Yeah. 566 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,160 Super shout out, Bryce. 567 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:32,760 Haven't talked to you in years, but we were at basketball. 568 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,760 Yeah. 569 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:36,880 We were at basketball practice and it was like eighth grade. 570 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,520 I might've told you this story, but we were all like, you know, the pads on behind the 571 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:41,520 hoop on the wall. 572 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:45,040 So if you like are going too fast, you can hit the pads. 573 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:50,640 And we were all like full sprint, like defensively trying to rush because we were playing like 574 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,200 ass. 575 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,040 And he was the first one to hit the wall. 576 00:17:55,040 --> 00:18:00,120 And then the couple of us hit him and he stopped himself and his arm snapped where his forearm 577 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,680 is literally in half. 578 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,680 Nope. 579 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,320 He was screaming, laid on the ground and I thought he was fucking around. 580 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,120 His bone broke and went in like that. 581 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,120 No, no, no. 582 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,640 Like I was like, dude, stop, stop, like up or down. 583 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,640 One of the two either way. 584 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,760 It was like a 45 degree angle here. 585 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,960 Dude, my shoulders are tingling right now. 586 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:22,160 And then I know, but then he started like screaming because I didn't see the break because 587 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,440 I was one of the people that hit him. 588 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,760 And then I thought I was like, get up, dude. 589 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,160 I thought he was fucking around. 590 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,280 Me too. 591 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,280 Really? 592 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:33,280 And he was laying on the ground. 593 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,280 Thank you. 594 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,280 Yeah. 595 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,280 That's that's trippy. 596 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,680 Thanks. 597 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,680 That's disgusting though. 598 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,680 Well, I'm not done. 599 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,680 Oh, okay. 600 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,480 Oh, perfect. 601 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:47,240 He fell on the ground screaming and I thought he was messing around because we always just 602 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,680 fucked around all of us and thought I was like, get up, you know, and I look at his 603 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,640 arm and it was like that and I got lightheaded. 604 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,080 I almost, I had to go sit down. 605 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,080 Seriously. 606 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,080 I can't see that shit. 607 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,520 They had to bench Bobby. 608 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:01,720 The worst is when someone breaks something and they go into instant shock and their eyes 609 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,800 go wide at their broke area like they're a fucking injured animal. 610 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:05,800 They're all. 611 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:06,800 Yeah. 612 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,800 And they don't say anything, dude. 613 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,400 Have you ever, have you either of you ever broken out? 614 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,400 Oh yeah. 615 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,400 I collarbone in my foot. 616 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,200 Nice dude in ninth grade. 617 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,680 And my hymen too. 618 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,680 Yeah. 619 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:17,680 Yeah. 620 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,680 Oh my God. 621 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:19,680 What did Rob Brokaw? 622 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,680 Who just said that? 623 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:21,680 Sorry. 624 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:25,400 I just, it's shock value humor. 625 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,400 I'm sorry. 626 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,040 If you don't like it, Rob broke his hymen riding a bicycle. 627 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:35,480 Oh, no, I don't even have a hymen on the mail. 628 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,480 I'm joking. 629 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,480 Clearly. 630 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,480 I'm going to smash your chips. 631 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,480 Dude, not. 632 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,560 Is that the same bag of chips from last episode? 633 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,880 No, I love the whole new one. 634 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,640 I eat a bag a day. 635 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:46,640 Don't fuck. 636 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,640 Yeah. 637 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,640 I don't have a hymen. 638 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:49,640 Oh, dude, don't do that. 639 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,640 Give me my. 640 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,640 What are you going to do with it? 641 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,640 Rob's got an Oscar Meyer hymen. 642 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,720 That's not funny. 643 00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:00,040 Cause he wants to be an Oscar. 644 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,440 My hymen. 645 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,440 I'm like, no, okay. 646 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,440 Okay. 647 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,440 I don't even know what that means. 648 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,440 I shouldn't say things. 649 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,440 I don't know what they mean. 650 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,440 Nope. 651 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,440 He shouldn't. 652 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,760 Anyways, did you break your bones in sports? 653 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,400 Uh, it's fucking around like he always do. 654 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,400 I played quarterback in high school, bro. 655 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,160 And I broke two fucking toes. 656 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,880 I broke my pinky and my ring. 657 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,880 Oh, are you okay? 658 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,320 You want a baba? 659 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,320 My drop back foot. 660 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,320 Oh yeah. 661 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,320 Lovely. 662 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,320 Sorry for me. 663 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,320 Oh dude. 664 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,320 I played the whole season in shotgun. 665 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,320 It was great, dude. 666 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:34,840 I'm like, I don't have to fucking, I don't have to take no steps back, bro. 667 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:38,480 I just fucking pull up like, uh, what the fuck's his name? 668 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,480 Drew Bletsa. 669 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:43,680 Motherfucker never left shotgun, dude. 670 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:48,360 I actually broke a bone recently. 671 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,360 You did? 672 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,360 Yeah. 673 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,720 Oh, you actually broke it? 674 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,720 Not the one. 675 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,720 I remember when you were bitching about that. 676 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,720 No, no, no, no. 677 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,720 Not that one. 678 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,720 That one's still fucked up. 679 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:03,960 It could be broken, but it's not the, I like TBD, me and Nicole, we're in McCall getting 680 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:04,960 out of the hot tub. 681 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:11,180 And it was one of the hot tubs that was like in the ground all fucking icy and snowy around. 682 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:16,360 So I get up, slip and kick the side of the fucking cabin. 683 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,360 Oh yeah. 684 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,360 Holy mother. 685 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:23,480 So it was the toe next to, it was like the ring toe. 686 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,920 There's some bad things that can happen in life, bro, with slip force. 687 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:27,920 Yeah, I know. 688 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,920 It was the toe. 689 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:35,480 It was the toe right next to my big toe and still like to this day right now, it's fucking 690 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,480 crooked. 691 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,480 Dude. 692 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,880 And that was the first night we got there. 693 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,880 Your toe's crooked? 694 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,880 Crooked. 695 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,880 Crooked. 696 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:44,880 I got a crooked toe. 697 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,880 I got a crooked toe. 698 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,880 Steve's face is all red. 699 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,640 Fucking toes throwing gang signs, bro. 700 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,640 It's all crooked. 701 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:51,640 Cryptid. 702 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:52,640 Hella cryptid. 703 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,640 Really? 704 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,640 Dude. 705 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,640 Anyways. 706 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,720 Bro, stubbing your toe is one of the worst pains that, and it's next to hitting your 707 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:00,720 shin on something. 708 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:05,560 That thing will get a curse word out faster than anything, but dude, a stubbed toe will 709 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,440 fucking get me cranked, bro. 710 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,520 Dude, that shit pisses you off. 711 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,040 Do you know what pisses me off is when I bonk my head on something, dude. 712 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,360 I fucking hate that shit. 713 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:16,040 Yeah, you've been bonked a couple times. 714 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,040 Really? 715 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,880 I'll bonk that face, dude. 716 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,880 Chill. 717 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:22,880 Yup. 718 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,800 Do you want some too, bitch? 719 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,000 Dude, I actually broke my arm skateboarding once. 720 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,280 Keep talking, bud, because your bonkers broke. 721 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,280 What? 722 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:36,240 I broke my arm skateboarding when I was younger. 723 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,280 And my mom didn't believe me that it was missing. 724 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,280 Fucking Jen. 725 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,960 She's like, put some dirt on it, boy. 726 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:43,960 Get back out there. 727 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,240 She's like, just go lay in bed like you're good. 728 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,040 And then after fucking bitching and moaning, did you just shit yourself? 729 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,160 Dude, he shot it at you, bro. 730 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,160 Bro. 731 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,840 He leaned to the right and fucking directionally. 732 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,120 And it smells so bad. 733 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,000 It doesn't smell like anything right now. 734 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000 Debatable. 735 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,520 Look at your face. 736 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,800 It smells like a bypass. 737 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,440 You're trying not to fucking throw up right now. 738 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,440 No. 739 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,720 Because it smells like, I'm not even going to say it. 740 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,720 Yeah, don't. 741 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:10,720 I'm not going to say it. 742 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,720 Don't. 743 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,720 Like a tire factory. 744 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,240 Michelin man over here. 745 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,240 You. 746 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,240 No. 747 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,240 All right. 748 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,240 Your mom didn't say shit was broken. 749 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,240 Ew, bro. 750 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,240 God. 751 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,600 Your mom didn't believe you. 752 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,600 Yeah. 753 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,880 So I fucking laid there for like six hours bitching and moaning. 754 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,280 And then she finally brought me to the doctor and they're like, yep, it's broken. 755 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,080 I was like, I still don't let my mom live that one down. 756 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,880 It goes in here. 757 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,880 It goes in here, Rob. 758 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:36,880 It's not done yet. 759 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:37,880 Did you just fucking eat it? 760 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:38,880 I don't want to eat with the fucking... 761 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:44,840 No, get it out of here. 762 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,840 Bro. 763 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,840 Stop. 764 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:47,840 Help. 765 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:48,840 Dude, chill. 766 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:49,840 Down, boy. 767 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:53,560 You just pulled the fucking uncrestable out of your pants. 768 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:54,920 Out of your pocket, dude. 769 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,080 It's like you got a nugget pocket. 770 00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,520 It's got fart juices on it. 771 00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,520 Ew, dude. 772 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:00,520 Give me the juices. 773 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:01,520 Fecal Maddie. 774 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,360 It's got fecal Maddie on it. 775 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,360 What? 776 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,360 Give me a bite, bitch. 777 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,360 Just a bite. 778 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:11,640 You just pulled the fucking uncrestable out of your pocket next to a fat kid and not give 779 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:12,640 him some. 780 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,640 Dude, Jay, you know Rob. 781 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:17,960 You know Rob is the stingiest motherfucker with food. 782 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,400 Everything else, Rob freely gives to everybody. 783 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:24,000 You try and touch his food and he'll fucking turn into a hyena. 784 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,200 Dude, he turns into a fucking stage five Karen. 785 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,360 I thought you were going to say something crazy. 786 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,560 He doesn't even have to be hungry. 787 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,560 He'll be like a little snacky. 788 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,560 When you're like, give me a bite. 789 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,560 He's like, oh, really? 790 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,960 Did you want one cheeto out of his whole fucking bag? 791 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,960 And he's like, I'll hold it. 792 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:40,960 I want you to hold it. 793 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:41,960 I want to hold it. 794 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:42,960 I don't want you to stipulate. 795 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:43,960 No, no. 796 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:44,960 Yeah. 797 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,280 I don't want a grown ass man to feed me. 798 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,280 You feed me all the time. 799 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,280 Try it. 800 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,280 You're like, Robert, try this. 801 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,280 Here comes the airplane. 802 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,280 And I'm like, no, no. 803 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,280 And you're like, yeah. 804 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,280 And you fucking. 805 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,280 All right. 806 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:55,280 Shove it in. 807 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,280 I'm going to say it. 808 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,280 Not going to say it. 809 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,760 Give me a no. 810 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,720 You can have a bite, but I got to hold it. 811 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,720 No. 812 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,720 OK. 813 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,720 No bite for Jay. 814 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,720 Either. 815 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:06,720 Or you, bitch. 816 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:07,720 I don't want one. 817 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:08,720 Good. 818 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,720 Do you want one? 819 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:10,720 Maybe. 820 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,720 Yeah, right? 821 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:12,720 It's like, I do want one. 822 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:13,720 I just don't want your fucking ass to feed me. 823 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,720 Who wants it? 824 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,720 Who wants it? 825 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:16,720 Do you want some? 826 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,720 Nope. 827 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,720 Nope. 828 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:23,600 Now you're just trying to fucking force me, you asshole. 829 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:24,600 Consensual bites. 830 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,600 Yeah. 831 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,600 OK. 832 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,600 We don't want it. 833 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,600 OK. 834 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,600 OK. 835 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,600 You can actually. 836 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,600 Oh. 837 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,600 Fuck you. 838 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,600 Huh? 839 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,600 Here. 840 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,600 I'll eat my fucking chips. 841 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,600 Here. 842 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,600 No. 843 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,600 Now I feel bad. 844 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,600 You want one too? 845 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,600 You like that, bitch? 846 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,600 Are you fucking kidding me? 847 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,960 Bro! 848 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,960 I knew you were going to. 849 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,680 Do you know what's crazy about that? 850 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,600 That's why I wanted to hold it. 851 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,600 Huh? 852 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,600 What'd you say? 853 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,040 No, that's not why I wanted to hold it. 854 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,000 I was trying to fuck with Jay. 855 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,240 I had this sliver of a thought that he was going to do that. 856 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,240 And I was like, you see, I was. 857 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,240 I gave it to him. 858 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,240 I was. 859 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,240 Yeah, because I trusted him. 860 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,240 You're an idiot. 861 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,240 And you betrayed me. 862 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,240 No, you trusted me to do what you thought I was going to do. 863 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,240 I over thought it. 864 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,240 I thought I was overthinking. 865 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,400 And I was like, no, Rob, you always overthink. 866 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,400 Don't do that this time. 867 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,400 He's your friend. 868 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:26,400 Rob gaslit himself and it fucked him. 869 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,400 He's your friend. 870 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,400 He would never fuck you over. 871 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,400 And then he. 872 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,400 Oh, Jesus. 873 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,400 That was so funny. 874 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,360 You almost blew a snot rocket out, too. 875 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,360 You guys catch that? 876 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:35,360 4K. 877 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,360 I don't like that. 878 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,360 I don't like that. 879 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,360 You got Eiffel, bitch. 880 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,360 I don't like. 881 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,560 Rob doesn't like being Eiffel Tower. 882 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,720 Yeah, I don't. 883 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,040 I've never been Eiffel Tower before. 884 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,040 Wobbly aged. 885 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,040 Dude. 886 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,040 Chill. 887 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,000 No, Rob went through the wobbly alphabet. 888 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,080 What's the craziest thing? 889 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,680 What's the craziest thing? 890 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,880 I'm not one of them alphabet people, OK? 891 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,560 You were looking like a fucking Pilates instruction. 892 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,840 Hey, what's the crazy? 893 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,320 What's the craziest thing you've seen on Urban Dictionary? 894 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,480 Oh, my God. 895 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,760 I'm not going to say it's the craziest thing, but it's probably one of the funniest terms 896 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:14,760 I've ever heard. 897 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,760 Is it the Alaskan pipeline? 898 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,480 No, but that's funny. 899 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,480 That's gross. 900 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,040 That's funny. 901 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,000 I wish I had my own crustable still, bitch. 902 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,880 I'm thinking about that still. 903 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,040 Fuck. 904 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,160 You can have it later when I'm done with it. 905 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,160 Ew. 906 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,120 Dude, I'm pissed that you... 907 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,120 Fuck. 908 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,120 I deserved it, too. 909 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,120 I was being stingy. 910 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,480 Fuck you guys. 911 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,560 I said when I'm done with it. 912 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,560 Chill. 913 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:42,040 That means you can eat shit, bud. 914 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:47,320 So Urban Dictionary has a term for old people and it's called a blue hair. 915 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,840 Yeah. 916 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,840 It's hilarious. 917 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,920 I don't know why, but... 918 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:51,920 Blue hair for old people? 919 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,920 That's not that crazy. 920 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:58,280 No, it's kind of funny because the first time I ever heard it, Justin Russell would be cruising 921 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:02,120 around town and you'd be like, dude, this motherfucker's driving a blue hair right now. 922 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,160 And I'm like, what the fuck is a blue hair? 923 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,160 What is a blue hair? 924 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,160 I don't understand the reference. 925 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,040 He pulled up Urban Dictionary so he didn't have to explain it, dude. 926 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,040 That's an elderly person. 927 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,040 He already had it in his safari. 928 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,640 Yeah, it's like an elderly person. 929 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,800 I want to know why blue hair, though. 930 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,800 Maybe the gray hair is like a blue tint. 931 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,800 Can you pull up... 932 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,800 It's so white it's blue. 933 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,800 I have an idea right now. 934 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,800 You can't. 935 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,960 You can't pull up safari? 936 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:24,960 It's not a video. 937 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:25,960 No, I can't. 938 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,960 It's connected to that. 939 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,960 Are you serious? 940 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,960 What? 941 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:30,960 I was going to say... 942 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:31,960 I said you wish you had your laptop. 943 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:32,960 I can go get my laptop. 944 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:33,960 I just gave you a piece of it. 945 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:39,000 I was going to say we should think of a random combination of words and see if it's on Urban 946 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,640 Dictionary. 947 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:41,640 Like Alaskan bull worm. 948 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,080 What do you think that is? 949 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,080 Who knows? 950 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,080 What about... 951 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:49,920 Hey, what about a rattle in the cucumber patch? 952 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,420 What do you think that would be? 953 00:28:51,420 --> 00:28:52,420 What about mustled? 954 00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:53,420 Mustled? 955 00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:54,420 Urban Dictionary has... 956 00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:55,420 You're a mustled. 957 00:28:55,420 --> 00:28:56,420 You are. 958 00:28:56,420 --> 00:28:57,420 Fuck you. 959 00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:58,420 No. 960 00:28:58,420 --> 00:28:59,420 Fuck you. 961 00:28:59,420 --> 00:29:00,420 And you. 962 00:29:00,420 --> 00:29:01,420 Bitch. 963 00:29:01,420 --> 00:29:02,420 Yeah, that... 964 00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:13,420 Urban Dictionary has some crazy fucking terms or meanings for mustled. 965 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:15,420 Yeah, it does. 966 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:22,640 What do you think a barbarian bamboozle would be? 967 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,640 You know what I'm saying? 968 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,360 Like you think of these words, they got to be something. 969 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:30,800 What do you think bonk means? 970 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,800 I don't know. 971 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:32,800 I don't know. 972 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,800 I don't know. 973 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,800 What do you think a Genghis Khan would be? 974 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,800 What do you think a boop is? 975 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,800 Genghis Khan? 976 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,800 Yeah, what if... 977 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,800 A boop? 978 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,800 Do you know what a bloop is? 979 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,800 Yeah, I do. 980 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:41,800 But what if... 981 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,800 But we're talking about a boop. 982 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,800 Like if... 983 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:44,800 Like just picture you're like... 984 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,800 Betty Boop. 985 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,800 Betty Boop. 986 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,800 Like you're laying around home and someone just boop. 987 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,240 That could be a number of things. 988 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,080 You get booped. 989 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,160 I'm picturing getting knocked in the head. 990 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,160 Yeah. 991 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,640 What do you think a Genghis Khan would be? 992 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:03,760 A gypsy of the Orient. 993 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,200 Yo. 994 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:10,360 Who... 995 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:11,840 We need a cricket sound. 996 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:12,840 Yeah. 997 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:13,840 Fuck. 998 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:14,840 Bro, I keep pressing the wrong... 999 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:15,840 Are you serious? 1000 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:16,840 Quit... 1001 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:17,840 I keep pressing the wrong one. 1002 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,840 Yeah, stop fucking touching it. 1003 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:19,840 Dude, Genghis Khan ran through the world though. 1004 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,840 Dude, did you know? 1005 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:21,840 Fun fact. 1006 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,840 You've been ran through too, huh? 1007 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:23,840 I usually do the running. 1008 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:24,840 Yeah, right. 1009 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:25,840 Fun fact. 1010 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:26,840 Genghis Khan. 1011 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,840 That's where I would say too, pervert. 1012 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:28,840 Running game. 1013 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:29,840 Over his... 1014 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:30,840 Dynasty. 1015 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:31,840 Dynasty. 1016 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,840 Yeah. 1017 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:33,840 Yeah. 1018 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,840 Yeah. 1019 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:35,840 Yeah. 1020 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,840 Yeah. 1021 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:37,840 Yeah. 1022 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:38,840 Yeah. 1023 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:39,840 Yeah. 1024 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:40,840 Yeah. 1025 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:41,840 Yeah. 1026 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,840 Yeah. 1027 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,840 Yeah. 1028 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,840 Yeah. 1029 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:45,840 Dynasty. 1030 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:46,840 Reign. 1031 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:47,840 Yeah. 1032 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,840 Killed 40 million people. 1033 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:49,840 That's it? 1034 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,840 That motherfucker stood on business. 1035 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:51,840 Yeah, he's 10 toes like this. 1036 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:52,840 Like this. 1037 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:53,840 Say 10 toes. 1038 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,320 He's like, let me see them toes. 1039 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,320 Crazy. 1040 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,840 Dude, what do you think his feet looked like? 1041 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:58,840 Oh, bro, haggard. 1042 00:30:58,840 --> 00:30:59,840 Dude. 1043 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:00,840 Yeah, dude, this was a little... 1044 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:01,840 Wait, how... 1045 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:02,840 Was he like a big person? 1046 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:03,840 I'm not kidding. 1047 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,840 Was he like huge? 1048 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,840 Yeah. 1049 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,840 Yeah. 1050 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,840 Yeah, dude. 1051 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:08,840 Yeah. 1052 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:09,840 Yeah. 1053 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:10,840 Yeah. 1054 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,840 I'm not kidding. 1055 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,840 Like, was he like huge? 1056 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,840 Dude. 1057 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,840 Like in the sense, like, was he tall and like a large, like a largely built person? 1058 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:17,840 Yeah, he was a beast. 1059 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:18,840 Scary? 1060 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:19,840 Oh, yeah. 1061 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:20,840 I'm sure. 1062 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:21,840 He was like the most feared, feared person. 1063 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,840 Was he just an absolute unit or what? 1064 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,840 Yeah. 1065 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,840 But also like kind of fucked up because he killed a hell of people. 1066 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,840 Bro. 1067 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,840 Well, I feel like we all got a little Genghis Khan in us. 1068 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:30,840 You know what I mean? 1069 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,840 What about some Kublai? 1070 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:32,840 No, Homer. 1071 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:33,840 Kublai Khan? 1072 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,840 Shout out Kublai Khan, Texas. 1073 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:35,840 Yeah. 1074 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:36,840 Yeah. 1075 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:37,840 I want to listen to some Kublai Khan. 1076 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,840 He's like, or, or. 1077 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:39,840 Yep. 1078 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:40,840 Yeah. 1079 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,840 Bark, bark, bitch. 1080 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:42,840 Yeah. 1081 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:43,840 Yeah. 1082 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:44,840 Bark for me. 1083 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,840 I don't want to bark for anybody. 1084 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,840 Sorry for guys. 1085 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,840 Dude, Genghis Khan. 1086 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,840 Literally did he act like how many, how many kids did he have? 1087 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:56,840 That actually. 1088 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,840 He legitimately probably raped more people than he killed. 1089 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:00,840 Bro. 1090 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,840 Seriously. 1091 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:02,840 That's a heavy subject. 1092 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,840 I mean, not himself, but. 1093 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:04,840 Well, yeah. 1094 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,840 I mean, he didn't kill 40 million people himself. 1095 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,840 No, he is responsible for it. 1096 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:10,840 He's responsible for it. 1097 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,840 Yeah. 1098 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:12,840 100%. 1099 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,840 But like he himself probably raped more than that. 1100 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:15,840 Rape more than that? 1101 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:16,840 40 million? 1102 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:17,840 No. 1103 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:18,840 Hell no. 1104 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:19,840 No. 1105 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,840 I don't even know if there's enough time in the day for your lifespan to fuck. 1106 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:22,840 Yeah. 1107 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,840 There's not enough time in the day. 1108 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,840 We'll, we'll get back to you. 1109 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,840 We'll have the sound guy run the math on that. 1110 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,840 He could be a quick shooter. 1111 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,840 I feel like even a quick shooter, even like. 1112 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:33,840 Change that though. 1113 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:34,840 Like he could probably. 1114 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:35,840 Seriously. 1115 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:36,840 He's probably. 1116 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,840 He's probably shooting for the hip. 1117 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,840 Bro. 1118 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,840 But hear me out. 1119 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,840 What did you say about the or the. 1120 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,840 The Mongols or the gypsies of the Orient? 1121 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:50,840 Yeah. 1122 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,840 I mean, they were, they lived in yurts and shit. 1123 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,840 Yeah. 1124 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:54,840 And they were travelers. 1125 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,840 They were travelers. 1126 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:56,840 Big yurt. 1127 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:57,840 Yeah. 1128 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,840 They traveled around. 1129 00:32:58,840 --> 00:32:59,840 They were travelers. 1130 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:00,840 Just pillaging. 1131 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:01,840 Every. 1132 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,840 I don't even know. 1133 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:03,840 I don't even know if it's true. 1134 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:04,840 I need to like rewatch Mulan. 1135 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:05,840 But is that. 1136 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:06,840 Is that the Mongols? 1137 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:11,840 You're like basically all this information solely on Mulan. 1138 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,840 No. 1139 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,840 I know. 1140 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:14,840 It's not Genghis Khan and Mulan. 1141 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:15,840 You mean who they're like fighting? 1142 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:16,840 Yeah. 1143 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:17,840 Oh yeah. 1144 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:18,840 I thought you meant like her side. 1145 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,840 I was like, I'm pretty sure they're Japanese. 1146 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:21,840 No. 1147 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,840 I'm talking the people that are fighting. 1148 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:24,840 Those are the Mongols. 1149 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:25,840 Yeah. 1150 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:26,840 I'm pretty sure. 1151 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:27,840 Every time I think of it's fucking ridiculous. 1152 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:28,840 Every time I think. 1153 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,840 Dude, have you seen the live action Mulan? 1154 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:30,840 No. 1155 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:31,840 Is it good? 1156 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:32,840 It's I mean. 1157 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:33,840 Pretty good. 1158 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:34,840 As far as production, it's fire, dude. 1159 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:35,840 It's fire. 1160 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:36,840 I know. 1161 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:37,840 It's like in the movie, they shot it. 1162 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:38,840 They. 1163 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:39,840 I'm pretty sure they shot the whole entire film in China. 1164 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:40,840 Oh damn. 1165 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:41,840 China. 1166 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:42,840 Yeah. 1167 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:43,840 Hey, speaking of the. 1168 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,840 Is that a hundred million dollar production? 1169 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,840 Is this still, is it still a Disney movie? 1170 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:48,840 Yeah. 1171 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:49,840 Bro. 1172 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:50,840 The crazy thing is. 1173 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:51,840 Speaking of Disney movies, they're going some. 1174 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,840 Fuck shit. 1175 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:53,840 So yeah, they always do, bro. 1176 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,840 It's a fucking organization. 1177 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:55,840 Petos. 1178 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,840 They just got to keep the stories the same. 1179 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,840 That's all. 1180 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,040 They just got to quit touching kids. 1181 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,040 Did they? 1182 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,040 OK. 1183 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,040 Did they? 1184 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,040 Did they keep. 1185 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,840 Literally. I'm not mad. I'm just letting you know. 1186 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:11,720 This is documented, dude. Disney used to fucking take kids on a Disney cruise to Epstein Island. 1187 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,720 Yeah, that is actually true. 1188 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,720 That's real, dude. They're fucking kid-touchers. 1189 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:23,560 And honestly, the fact that that information's out there and the US government allows fucking Disney to still operate as a company. 1190 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:27,560 We don't need their fucking movies, bro. Shut them bitches down. Make them homeless. 1191 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,200 That's true. 1192 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:32,520 Bro, but they, like, I just have an opinion on it that might get me canceled. 1193 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,800 But I feel like a lot of people agree with it. And I'm gonna say it anyways. 1194 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,840 We should go around the US, beatin' pedophiles. 1195 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,360 Well, no, I'm not talking about the pedo thing. 1196 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,080 Yeah. 1197 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,760 Well, I agree. That's crazy. 1198 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:43,800 With, like, a mace. 1199 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,560 Yeah. Shout out Chris Hansen. 1200 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,600 Oh, yeah, dude. 1201 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:47,080 Hell yeah. 1202 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,640 Shout out Chris Hansen. Making the fucking world a better place. 1203 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,560 Yeah. Did you ever watch those clips? 1204 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:56,600 Oh, dude, I used to watch that show, bro. I'm all, yeah, catch that, motherfucker, kid-toucher right there. 1205 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:57,800 Bro, they say some- 1206 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,400 I love when they try and run, bro. 1207 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:01,960 Oh, yeah. 1208 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:06,680 Every episode that they run in, there's always, like, the biggest fucking dude that's a sheriff 1209 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:11,320 that just flatbacks some dude. Just fucking, boom, dude! 1210 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,720 Straight Ronnie Coleman of The Voice of Sheriff. 1211 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:18,440 And you know he's like, hey, you know, dude, if I was one of them motherfuckers, dude, 1212 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,080 that was tackling that pedophile- 1213 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:21,720 Pedophile? 1214 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,480 Yeah. Little pedophile. 1215 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:30,840 Dude, I would literally, I would be like, yo, Chris, do me a soli and maybe, like, 1216 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:35,640 act like the cameraman is running up to get a better picture and he's like, fucking pans away, 1217 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,360 dude. And I'll fucking throw him a couple in the fucking kidneys, bro, 1218 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,280 and make him piss blood for a couple weeks in jail. 1219 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,920 And let the other people that are in jail help him with the other side of that. 1220 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:51,240 It makes me, what I just said about fucking Ronnie Coleman-sized sheriff, 1221 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,720 it blows my mind that that dude was a fucking cop. 1222 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:54,760 Dude. 1223 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:55,720 You know who Ronnie Coleman is? 1224 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:55,960 Yeah. 1225 00:35:55,960 --> 00:36:00,120 Okay. Like, seven-time Mr. Olympia, like, the biggest fucking dude ever. 1226 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,160 Scary. 1227 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:01,720 He was a cop. 1228 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:02,920 The scariest cat on the block. 1229 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,840 If that fucker pulled me over, I would just give him the keys and be like, arrest me. 1230 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:07,560 I'd be like, I'm sorry. 1231 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:08,600 I didn't even do anything. 1232 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,560 He pulls me over. I get out of the car. I'm like, salute him. 1233 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:15,080 And he's like, get out of your car. Or get back in the fucking car. I'd get myself shot. 1234 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,800 You pull over immediately. You're like, sorry for running. 1235 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,120 You weren't running, dude. You just didn't use your fucking blinker. 1236 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:22,680 Yeah. 1237 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,800 Have you seen those videos where they get pulled over and they're like, I want to be, 1238 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:29,800 I want to make the cop's life easier and pull my wallet out as fast as I can. 1239 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,040 When it gets to the window. 1240 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:37,720 I always ask them, like, my wallet's in my pocket. Can I? 1241 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:41,240 Well, yeah. No, it's a, no, I know. I know. But like that kind of shit sketchy. 1242 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:45,080 Can you imagine yours like, it's just your wallet. 1243 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:45,560 Nope. 1244 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,720 Sketchy. You're just asking to get shot. 1245 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:51,400 Yeah. Bro. I see it all over my TikTok. I also see those videos of, 1246 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,640 you guys ever see those videos where they're getting like, 1247 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:59,640 asked about the, they're like named three countries and like, or some people say, 1248 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,640 I saw this one. They're like, what president was George Washington? What number was he? 1249 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,200 And they're like, 10, like people that I'm like, no, no, for real. 1250 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:07,720 It blows my mind. 1251 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:12,760 I'm serious, dude. If someone says 10, you snatch their citizenship. 1252 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,000 Bro, I saw this. You are now stateless. 1253 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,560 He went up to this lady and he literally was like, what's nine plus nine plus nine or no, it was. 1254 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,320 27. 1255 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:21,800 Yeah. 1256 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,960 No, it was nine plus nine. Yeah. It was that. And then he was, she said the wrong, she said 18. 1257 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,920 And then he's like, what's seven plus seven plus seven. He's like, she's like 10. 1258 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:34,680 Seriously. There was some, I'm not joking. I'm probably saying it a little bit wrong, 1259 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,800 but it was that drastic where I was like, you're joking, right? 1260 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,080 Ridiculous. 1261 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,440 Literally makes my head hurt. 1262 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,240 It pisses me off. I'm going to show you some shit. If I come across, dude, 1263 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:49,480 he'll like, say like name three countries and then they'll say Canada. 1264 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:57,560 Canada, Africa, Asia, and then like the UK or something. One of them was, they were like, 1265 00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:03,320 how many countries are in the UK? And they were like, one lady, guess what she said? 21. 1266 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:12,840 21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21. He's like, I like she's all 21. He's like, oh, yeah. 1267 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,760 Did you listen to his new album? Not yet. 1268 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,880 Oh, that's, that's enough of you. Yep. 1269 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,400 Anyways. Yeah. That shit's funny. 1270 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,000 It was bad though. I'm like, I don't know if they're joking or not, but I don't think they are. 1271 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:31,720 No. And that's the sad part. That like, like that kind of ridiculous. 1272 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:36,520 I think, no, for real, the sad thing is that someone out there takes that person seriously. 1273 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,760 Yeah. That's even sadder. 1274 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:43,320 And the sad, the sadder part on top of that is that a lot of them are actual, like, 1275 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:48,920 they're like older than me. They're like, they're like four, like grown ass adults, like straight up. 1276 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:52,280 Like some of them are like young kids that are like maybe 20, 18. 1277 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,520 Like young blood. Yeah. But they're like fresh out of school. 1278 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,880 They should fucking know. I know. They're just fucking off in school. 1279 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,360 Don't even get a start on the school system. Steve, do you have any opinions about that? 1280 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,840 I'm just joking. We're about to go down. 1281 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:09,960 I'm just joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. No, but for real, teachers are underpaid. 1282 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,120 Shout out teachers. My mom was a teacher for like 30 years. 1283 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,640 She was. Yeah. Teresa. 1284 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,680 We already shouted out teachers before, though. It was not competitive. 1285 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,320 You're right. You don't deserve the shout outs anymore. 1286 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,720 You told us that Teresa was a teacher for 30 years. 1287 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,880 You told us that. That's old news. 1288 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,680 Sorry. Sorry. Oh, I apologize. 1289 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,680 Forgive me. But you told us before. 1290 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,200 Yeah. You told us. Like there was another episode that you told us. 1291 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,480 I get it. Previous episode. 1292 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:38,760 I get it. An additional episode outside of the one that we're doing right now that you told us. 1293 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:43,800 The shit hurts my ears still to this day. Anna, you told us that too. 1294 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,840 Yep. Hey, come on. 1295 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,760 You were just like a broken fucking record over here. 1296 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:54,680 Just repeat. Just yeah. 1297 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:57,960 Fuck you guys. 1298 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,400 That's cool, Bob. We love you. 1299 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,120 Yeah, that's true. I guess. Yeah, it makes sense. I feel loved. 1300 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,680 Why don't you prove it? Yeah. 1301 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,400 Find me something nice for my birthday. Talk to me nice. 1302 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,000 Find me something for my birthday. 1303 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,560 Nope. You got to earn that shit. 1304 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,960 I was going to say you can earn yourself some shoes if you want. 1305 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,400 What does that mean? I don't get it. 1306 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,280 I'll put you out on the streets. I don't want it. 1307 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,160 Then keep it up. I don't want it. 1308 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,440 I don't want it. Shout out Bob Ross in the back. 1309 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,920 For real though. Bobby Rozier. 1310 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,880 No one heard you. He is. 1311 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,200 Bobby Rozier. Killing it back there. 1312 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,680 Look at that. Like a fucking Robert Moob. 1313 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,680 Your fat ass. I went to the wrong way. 1314 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,960 Old fucking Bob Rozier is getting busy with that knife, dude. 1315 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,880 He's like, see what we're doing over here is we're just knifing really happily. 1316 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:58,760 We're making happy lines and happy shapes and everything comes together happy. 1317 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,320 Do you think Bob Ross would be able to have a lot of it? 1318 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,440 If he was alive today, do you think he'd pop some zins? 1319 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,160 He'd be a zinny boy. Do you think he like... 1320 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,760 It's like Mr. Rogers. I feel like that guy was wild when he was younger too. 1321 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,960 I feel like Bob Ross in his own way is like a man's man. 1322 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:18,760 So he'd probably be a roguey bear. 1323 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,160 What was that thing earlier where I was supposed to ask Jay? 1324 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:23,960 And you were like, you should do it. 1325 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,920 I forgot. It sucks though. Because it was so good. 1326 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,040 Was it when we were at coffee? 1327 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,200 No, we were sitting on the couch and I was like, I'm going to say this to Jay. 1328 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,080 And you were like, do it like mid podcast where he just catches him off guard. 1329 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,160 Oh, dude. 1330 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,840 I just can't remember. 1331 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,120 I'm really thankful that you can't. 1332 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,760 Yeah, dude. It was fire too. It was going to be so funny. 1333 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,000 It must not have been that good. 1334 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,960 Dude, you're a prick for not telling me to write that down. 1335 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,080 The one time we don't say it. 1336 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:55,420 Anyways. 1337 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,080 Fuck, dude. 1338 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,760 I can't remember what the fuck it was. 1339 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,280 I'm thoroughly upset. 1340 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,680 Do you guys think we on the podcast talking to the audience, we should do like, 1341 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:12,360 like a blind taste test or like a like Jay had this idea where we'll eat some crazy shit and I'm not. 1342 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,280 I'm not down for it because I don't want that in my mind. 1343 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,480 Fucking pickled herring. 1344 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:20,920 Like we're going to put pickled herring on a communion cracker and feed it to Rob. 1345 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:21,880 I don't why me? 1346 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,640 No, I'm not doing it at all. 1347 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,360 I don't think I think the only way you'll get me to do it is if I died. 1348 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:30,040 I will zip tie you to chair type tape that mouth open. 1349 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:30,840 That's dark. 1350 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,840 And we'll put it in there for you. 1351 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,340 Yep. 1352 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,480 I'm getting angry thinking about it. 1353 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:37,480 My hives are acting out. 1354 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:38,680 Sorry. 1355 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,480 Getting all high. 1356 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:40,680 I get hives when I'm angry. 1357 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,400 I'm getting all high view over here. 1358 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,000 No, I'm not down for it. 1359 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,440 That's one after one. 1360 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,560 Pouch for pouch. 1361 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,200 What's that song? 1362 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,200 It's like you can go down after. 1363 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,520 The other it's like a Christmas movie. 1364 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:04,360 I think it's like the one foot in front of the other. 1365 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,200 I literally have no idea what you're talking about. 1366 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:06,440 All right. 1367 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,440 Well, I guess I'll go fuck myself then. 1368 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,480 Before you do that, do me a favor and stop by your head. 1369 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,440 Or better yet, quit while you're behind. 1370 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:15,580 Really? 1371 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:17,020 Really? 1372 00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:27,820 Oh, really? 1373 00:43:27,820 --> 00:43:28,620 Sorry, everybody. 1374 00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:29,580 Steve is reading. 1375 00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:32,540 He's a big reader. 1376 00:43:33,340 --> 00:43:33,820 That's true. 1377 00:43:37,820 --> 00:43:38,860 They're like, is there nothing? 1378 00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:40,220 No, there is. 1379 00:43:40,220 --> 00:43:40,720 No. 1380 00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:44,140 Do you guys' pits get sweaty when you're sitting here? 1381 00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:44,780 It's bad. 1382 00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:45,280 No. 1383 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:45,820 I get hot. 1384 00:43:45,820 --> 00:43:47,820 I think it's because I get nervous around you guys. 1385 00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:49,340 I get real nervous. 1386 00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:51,340 Real talk though, that shirt's pretty fire. 1387 00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:51,840 It is. 1388 00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,340 You said some dude custom made it. 1389 00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:54,700 Well, there's this dude. 1390 00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:56,700 It's like Sosa something. 1391 00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:57,740 Not Chief Keef though. 1392 00:43:57,740 --> 00:43:59,740 It's his last song. 1393 00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:01,740 Fucking weird. 1394 00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:03,740 I love that song. 1395 00:44:03,740 --> 00:44:05,740 What's his name? 1396 00:44:05,740 --> 00:44:06,780 I can't remember his name. 1397 00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:09,260 It was my first Instagram before I had to delete it. 1398 00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:11,660 Thanks, Voldemort. 1399 00:44:11,660 --> 00:44:12,940 You guys know that story. 1400 00:44:12,940 --> 00:44:14,940 Anyways. 1401 00:44:14,940 --> 00:44:16,940 That's so funny you call her that, dude. 1402 00:44:18,940 --> 00:44:22,940 But it was this dude on Instagram who designed his own. 1403 00:44:22,940 --> 00:44:24,940 They're all one of ones. 1404 00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:26,940 So it wasn't expensive either. 1405 00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:28,940 And you had to pay him through PayPal. 1406 00:44:28,940 --> 00:44:30,940 Support small business. 1407 00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:32,940 It was super small. 1408 00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:34,940 He's some street wear guy I used to follow. 1409 00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:36,940 So it's basically a flannel that he took. 1410 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:40,940 And sewed it to another shirt that was cut on the seam on the side. 1411 00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:42,940 You know what I'm saying? 1412 00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:44,940 And he sewed it together. 1413 00:44:44,940 --> 00:44:46,940 He did a bunch of shit like that. 1414 00:44:46,940 --> 00:44:48,940 A bunch of cool shit. 1415 00:44:48,940 --> 00:44:50,940 Thank you. 1416 00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:52,940 I don't wear it enough either. 1417 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,940 I don't know if I remember it. 1418 00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:56,940 I just forget that I had it. 1419 00:44:56,940 --> 00:44:58,940 I saw it and I was like, that's the one. 1420 00:44:58,940 --> 00:45:00,940 That'll do. 1421 00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:02,940 That'll do, donkey. 1422 00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:04,940 Yeah. 1423 00:45:04,940 --> 00:45:06,940 Well, what about your outfit? 1424 00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:08,940 You're dripped out too, bitch. 1425 00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:10,940 Thank you. 1426 00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:12,940 It's just flannel season. 1427 00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:14,940 Trippy Red. 1428 00:45:14,940 --> 00:45:16,940 Do you like Trippy Red? 1429 00:45:16,940 --> 00:45:18,940 I do not. 1430 00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:20,940 Me neither. 1431 00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:22,940 His music is about as goofy as he looks. 1432 00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:24,940 Trippy Red's fire. 1433 00:45:24,940 --> 00:45:26,940 I don't give a fuck. 1434 00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:32,940 He's one of those guys that is a perfect example of what money and fame can get you in life. 1435 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,940 It's working for him, bud. 1436 00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:38,940 He's a good music saint. 1437 00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:40,940 It doesn't matter how he looks. 1438 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:42,940 Makes fire music. 1439 00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,940 His music is trash. 1440 00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:46,940 Good thing opinions are opinions. 1441 00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:48,940 Exactly. 1442 00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:50,940 Well, your opinion sucks. 1443 00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:52,940 Well, I mean, Jay and I have the same opinion. 1444 00:45:52,940 --> 00:45:54,940 Well, then you're on the same boat as he is. 1445 00:45:54,940 --> 00:45:56,940 Yeah, and it's floating. 1446 00:45:56,940 --> 00:45:58,940 They both suck ass. 1447 00:45:58,940 --> 00:46:00,940 Your boat's just sinking. 1448 00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,940 I hate your boat. 1449 00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:04,940 You got a hole in your boat. 1450 00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:06,940 I don't. 1451 00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:08,940 I don't even own a boat. 1452 00:46:08,940 --> 00:46:12,940 We should get a boat this summer and go boating and fucking tubing. 1453 00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:14,940 Did you just say you don't have a boat, Rob? 1454 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:16,940 Yeah. 1455 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,940 So it's back to what you were saying about your Hymen. 1456 00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:20,940 I don't have that either. 1457 00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:22,940 No Hymen here. 1458 00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:26,940 The Hymen Brothers. 1459 00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:30,940 We should have called that the podcast, the Hymen Brothers. 1460 00:46:30,940 --> 00:46:32,940 No. 1461 00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:34,940 Your Portatha guy back in early policy. 1462 00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:36,940 Never mind. 1463 00:46:36,940 --> 00:46:38,940 catastrophic joke. 1464 00:46:38,940 --> 00:46:40,940 You're a man. 1465 00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:42,940 Glad we did not. 1466 00:46:42,940 --> 00:46:44,940 The full. 1467 00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:46,940 Rob named his alter ego. 1468 00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:48,940 Harry Hymen when I get drunk. 1469 00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:50,940 Harry Hyman comes out ready to party. 1470 00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:52,940 Oh, my God. 1471 00:46:52,940 --> 00:46:54,940 I'm like that. 1472 00:46:54,940 --> 00:46:56,940 Like, does anybody remember that cartoon? 1473 00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:58,940 Angry Beavers. 1474 00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:00,940 Hey, 1475 00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:06,220 We should try some crazy shit. I'm down. Yeah, you heard it here first. I'll say ready 1476 00:47:07,980 --> 00:47:13,500 If you guys do it i'll do it if you show me yours i'll show you mine. Okay, is that what we're talking about? Yeah 1477 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:21,180 No, but for real if you guys eat whatever we gotta eat i'll do it too or we could do like a blind test 1478 00:47:21,660 --> 00:47:26,220 Oh, dude, the blind test is fucked though because I don't trust you guys at all in that safe 1479 00:47:26,220 --> 00:47:29,280 We do a blind test robert's getting blue if he's comfortable 1480 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:33,200 If he's comfortable enough with eating my incrustable right in front of my fucking naked eye 1481 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,400 Who's to say what he's gonna put my hand to eat? 1482 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:42,560 Bro, have you it's fire, huh? Have you seen have you seen that video and it's like of the roommate 1483 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,040 He's like my roommate keeps stealing my food 1484 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,800 And so I fucking did this and it's like the guy's like about to eat like a burrito or something 1485 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:53,680 He takes a bite and it was whatever on a computer goes to take another bite and like fucking pulls out a condom. Oh 1486 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,920 Bro, I got that motherfucker dude hilarious 1487 00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:04,000 Yeah, homeboy has to fucking go through the filing cabinets that are in his head to figure out if it was used or not 1488 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,800 exactly 1489 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:13,920 He's like, I don't know if that was burrito substance or fucking hot sauce or a little bit of hot pre 1490 00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,360 Oh speaking of substance or taquito substance, you know what i'm saying? 1491 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:23,280 Substance or taquito substance, you know what i'm saying? Oh, yeah weirdy 1492 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,440 Did we talk about drake's uh, no asco incident 1493 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000 No, you put hot sauce in his condoms 1494 00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:34,000 After he's done 1495 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,760 You guys heard about that, right? 1496 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:40,960 You were saying something about that. So like the drake because girls be fucking crazy trying to get his babies 1497 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:45,520 Yeah, yeah, so he put hot sauce in it and killed the killed little swimmies 1498 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:51,520 That sounds painful. Have you guys ever seen that episode on blue mountain state after oh like he would dump 1499 00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:55,520 I was like put some put some tabasco in there. Yeah, just throw it away. Okay, cool 1500 00:48:55,680 --> 00:49:00,640 Because he was like that sounds like a fiery pp. No, he wouldn't do it while it's on. I would not crazy 1501 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:04,560 That's some steveau shit. Yeah, maybe maybe he's low-key like that 1502 00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:09,600 Dude, shout out steve. I love steve. Oh, I love that. He's sober. Not this steveau either 1503 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,200 He's a good guy 1504 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:16,160 Bro, he he went from zero like rock bottom and now look at him. Yeah crazy. He's doing good 1505 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:22,400 Have you guys ever seen blue mountain state? No, it sounds familiar. It's that like a football sitcom about oh, yeah 1506 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,560 I haven't watched it, but I know I heard it's kind of crazy 1507 00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,360 There's an episode where a girl's like rolling up on the quarterback 1508 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,920 And this dude on the defense who's the team captain like rolls up and he's like, yo 1509 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,080 What do you think you're doing talking to my quarterback? 1510 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,440 And she's like we're just talking he's all 1511 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,160 Let me see the condoms you plan on using the night. Oh 1512 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:49,680 And he pulled he pulls the condom out of the package and pours water in it and it starts fucking stringing out everywhere because she 1513 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:52,240 She poked like 19 holes in it, dude 1514 00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:53,680 Yeah 1515 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:59,120 And he's like not happening bro. No, but girl. I feel like girls are actually doing that shit. Yep 1516 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,840 luckily like 1517 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:05,280 And when it's somebody like drake or somebody that has fucked loads of money 1518 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:11,600 Yeah, it's all a money thing. Oh 100% because if you have a kid with somebody like that fact of saying I have a kid with drink 1519 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,680 Yeah, and you are just automatically 1520 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:19,760 Then get child support and the shitty thing is with child support. Yeah when you're that rich, it's not like 1521 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,840 A couple like a thousand dollars a month or two thousand dollars 1522 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:29,760 It's like millions of dollars that volume of money that you have. Yeah, and that's all that's shitty. Yeah 1523 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:34,480 Dude I wouldn't be surprised if some of them be doing fucking wormy dogs across the wet sheets. Yeah 1524 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:39,680 I'm just saying bro, dude. Sometimes you're out there picking it up like a street sweeper 1525 00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:47,520 Bro wormy dogs, I know what you're talking. It's when the dog like rubbed his ass on the carpet, right? I hate when they do that 1526 00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:49,440 Dude, I hate it 1527 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:53,120 I always got mad at my dog when he did that shit because he always had the weirdest look in his eye when he was doing it 1528 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:58,400 Yeah, not even kidding. It feels good. I train I train I train an itchy ass 1529 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:02,960 I train an itchy ass train my dog out of it. He doesn't do it cornelius was doing it 1530 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:08,160 He's done it two times in his life and i've never seen him do it again. Good. That's good dude, honestly 1531 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:12,320 I hate when I all I really had to do is put like a certain I didn't even raise my voice 1532 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:16,160 I just put a certain tone in my voice and he knew like that. I didn't want him doing that 1533 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:18,240 What was the tone I want to hear? 1534 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,840 So hey you little son bitch, did you really yeah? 1535 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,800 I call him son bitch. I call him a son bitch when he's doing the fucked up shit dude 1536 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,600 I'm like hey you little son bitch don't be doing that 1537 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,000 And whenever I whenever I put the tone in my voice dude, he does this thing 1538 00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:37,200 It's so funny. You sound like you live out on the prairie when you say that dude 1539 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,040 This is how I describe it. I say he gives me his belly 1540 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:47,760 Sorry, you all fucking heard that right to fart counter too. Sorry sick bitch 1541 00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:55,360 Yeah, fuck you. It's natural. If I smell that I'm gonna fucking hit you. No, I don't want to get hit. Don't 1542 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:03,040 But when I when I do that i'm like hey you little son bitch he goes like this 1543 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:08,480 And rolls over and like on his back. Yeah, he opens his belly. He's like a nose. Yeah, he does 1544 00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,200 He's a good dog though. Well 1545 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:15,840 He's that goes without saying yeah a dog's a reflection of his owner all seven years of his life 1546 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,840 You hear me bud? Yeah 1547 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:20,720 Yeah, you hear me worm boy 1548 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,080 Suck it up. All right 1549 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:29,120 Yeah, what do you even talk about bro 1550 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:34,720 What we should do this should be the community's end throw away we should fill it one day. That's disgusting 1551 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:36,960 No, we should we could do that on a drinking night 1552 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:42,000 No, it wouldn't get i'm saying like just keep it around. We did a can and a half of rose that one night, dude 1553 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:46,560 Oh my god, I made you smell my gums were hurting the next day. I'm serious bro. I got receding gums 1554 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:52,240 Got a receding hairline and receding gums, baby. I held the can up to rob's nose like this in the morning, too 1555 00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:58,160 Oh, yeah, I was hella hungover too way hungover super hung bro, and I like what yeah 1556 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:03,920 Yeah, literally like in the morning you guys are broken records right now. You're a broken record. No, i'm just eating chips 1557 00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:08,320 Wait, what did we say? Hey, listen, man. We told this story already literally said the same thing. I'm hung 1558 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:13,040 We were hung and this is gonna make you throw up in the morning. Fuck. We already said all that 1559 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,920 Thank you for catching it. Yeah prick. You're welcome 1560 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:23,860 Just killed the vibe I did not jay just killed the whole vibe you're a vibe killer. You're a fun sucker 1561 00:53:23,860 --> 00:53:35,860 Cheers 1562 00:53:43,140 --> 00:53:44,580 I'm tired 1563 00:53:44,580 --> 00:53:49,380 You will sleepy. I'm tired daddy. Tired. This walk style is not doing anything for me. Sorry 1564 00:53:49,380 --> 00:53:55,940 Because you haven't been drinking it dude. I have it's empty. You're fucking nursing it. Yeah, you're nursing it 1565 00:53:55,940 --> 00:54:00,180 Yeah, you're nursing it. It's like a little little sip off of mommy's feet 1566 00:54:01,860 --> 00:54:03,860 Nursing it mommy's milk mom 1567 00:54:04,820 --> 00:54:07,860 Mom salty salty substance. Ew, bro 1568 00:54:08,420 --> 00:54:10,500 Pre dude, it's a little god. It's a little 1569 00:54:11,220 --> 00:54:16,900 No mommy's milk's a little salty not my mommy's milk. But if you your mommy's milk ever get married 1570 00:54:16,900 --> 00:54:21,060 I don't know dude. I was like a fucking infant when I had like actual mommy's milk facts 1571 00:54:21,140 --> 00:54:26,740 Yeah, right and that's how I okay want to keep it because I don't someday with your wife 1572 00:54:26,820 --> 00:54:32,420 I was about to ask that question. Do you think when she's pregnant that you will try mommy's milk? I'll try it. Yeah, dude 1573 00:54:33,380 --> 00:54:38,980 I'll literally suck on that tick. No, it's not it's out of the baba dude. Not the actual no suck it out of the tit 1574 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:40,900 Unfiltered. Oh my god 1575 00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:42,340 Would you? 1576 00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:44,020 Non-pasteurized. Yeah 1577 00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:46,020 100 percent 1578 00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:47,620 Yeah, yeah 1579 00:54:47,620 --> 00:54:49,620 what about what about the crazy shit with uh 1580 00:54:50,660 --> 00:54:51,860 um 1581 00:54:51,860 --> 00:54:56,500 Make some ice cream with it. No eating the placenta. I don't know if I've gotten okay. No fuck 1582 00:54:56,900 --> 00:55:02,500 No, that's weird every dude my buddy's sister told me about that when I was in high school, dude 1583 00:55:02,980 --> 00:55:07,860 Almost fucking threw up on her. I'm like dude. What about the one like they put it in 1584 00:55:07,860 --> 00:55:15,860 There's nothing spiritual about that dude. It's fucking animalistic filth. It's so gross. What about what about the no afterbirth for me 1585 00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:20,660 They say they can put it in like capsules. Would you do that like a pill? No health benefits. Nope 1586 00:55:20,820 --> 00:55:25,780 They say there's health benefits. I don't fucking know. I don't trust anything now. Seriously, I know but because yeah 1587 00:55:25,780 --> 00:55:29,940 I'm not gonna fucking fry that shit in a pan and either whatever you do. I don't fucking know but 1588 00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:36,580 Steve's getting right that shit in the pan. Yeah, but I fucking throw some soy sauce in the pan and mommy that shit 1589 00:55:36,580 --> 00:55:38,420 It's like this 1590 00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:42,500 You know demomniac straight benihana that the kitchen with here's like a stir-fry 1591 00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:44,500 Okay 1592 00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:48,100 Caps got my wrist twisted like a stir-fry like if it was if it was like 1593 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:52,020 Factual that like there was tons of health benefits from it and they could do it in the capsule 1594 00:55:52,020 --> 00:55:57,460 Would you do that? Nope. I don't know because I know tons of things in my life with no regard that have 1595 00:55:58,100 --> 00:56:01,700 No health benefits. Yeah, we could yeah, there might be placenta in your chips. You don't know 1596 00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:05,380 You know like rat placenta. Yeah 1597 00:56:07,060 --> 00:56:10,900 Well, that's just straight fucking fda facts like they 1598 00:56:11,540 --> 00:56:14,980 Bolt crazy shit. We're about okay crazy. What is it five? 1599 00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:17,300 Is it five? I know where you're going 1600 00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:25,220 But the fda the amount of shit that the fda allows in our food. Yeah is not zero 1601 00:56:25,220 --> 00:56:32,260 Like if like feces no shit. Yeah, like if someone so in a qc department if they found 1602 00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:34,740 Say five bug legs 1603 00:56:34,740 --> 00:56:38,340 That's passable. Yeah, but it can be straight fecal matter 1604 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:46,500 The amount that the fda allows in our food is not zero. Oh, I don't want to be eating poopy caca crazy 1605 00:56:47,140 --> 00:56:50,740 That's crazy. That's why I love people like rfk junior 1606 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:56,660 Yeah, is because they fucking go after the fda hard for that. Well, they need it because that's fucking bullshit 1607 00:56:56,900 --> 00:57:02,020 Yeah, like when he won that really there's probably like bull shit in it. Yeah when he won that lawsuit 1608 00:57:02,660 --> 00:57:04,420 for the 1609 00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:08,500 Stuff that the fdl fda allows to be introduced to the water 1610 00:57:09,220 --> 00:57:11,940 Yeah, and one the thing I love about that 1611 00:57:12,980 --> 00:57:18,100 Is that the amount of money that the fda had to pay for losing that lawsuit and being criminal? 1612 00:57:18,100 --> 00:57:24,020 I bet you a lot of people that work for the fdb fda had to take salary cuts. Oh probably and I love that 1613 00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:30,660 It's just wild because government workers get paid way too much anyways on all spectrums. They don't work hard enough 1614 00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:34,820 And they don't do salary. Yeah. Yeah, they don't do enough 1615 00:57:37,140 --> 00:57:38,180 Yeah 1616 00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:41,460 Like I would I wish what they I wish what they were doing is taking 1617 00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:44,340 Yo gaudi's advice and be doing too much 1618 00:57:44,980 --> 00:57:46,020 Yeah 1619 00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:51,460 Yeah, down on the dm bitch you be doing too much. Would you be doing too much? 1620 00:57:55,300 --> 00:58:00,180 Dude shout out. Yo gaudi shout out gaudi. Hmm. I got that juke 1621 00:58:00,980 --> 00:58:02,500 do ap 1622 00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:09,380 Yeah, so do you have any more uncrossballs in the other pocket you straight up you just straight up pull the fucking nebulian dynamite 1623 00:58:09,380 --> 00:58:13,220 He's like nebulian. Give me some time. Yeah, what if I pulled tater tots out of my pocket straight up? 1624 00:58:13,220 --> 00:58:18,100 It was one of these two my god, bro. He's got the fucking velcro on the car. These pants are sick 1625 00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:20,100 I got the velcro cargo dude 1626 00:58:20,260 --> 00:58:22,580 That's actually pretty titty wild and the zipper 1627 00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:25,780 Wild and the zip. Oh, no his had a zipper 1628 00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:29,780 Napoleon dynamite's had the zipper. Oh, it did. Huh? He unzipped it and then he kicked it 1629 00:58:29,860 --> 00:58:35,380 You know the best movies seriously, you know, it would make rob's pants that much better as if he had the unzippable knees 1630 00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:41,940 Oh, like I have hands like that. Yeah, yes, they're like this, but they're light like they're like i'll show you after this 1631 00:58:41,940 --> 00:58:47,220 I do turn them into shorts in the summer and they're fucking sick. That's hilarious. I have those I literally have those 1632 00:58:47,220 --> 00:58:53,140 They're just a different color like early 2000s dad. Yeah, they're fire. I'll i'll wear them. I'm not scared 1633 00:58:53,140 --> 00:58:58,420 Dude rob rob ain't no bitch rob drips out with his dad hat and the new balances when he wears those. Yep 1634 00:58:58,420 --> 00:59:03,220 No, I mean, hey, there are some new. Hey bro. New balance is making a fucking comeback bro 1635 00:59:03,220 --> 00:59:07,860 I was talking with nick about this. That's when rob goes on his 3 p.m. Shopping trips. I don't know. I don't know when they 1636 00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:13,220 Dude he keeps shooting you with that fucking brownie gun. We're gonna wrap this up. I gotta make a brownie gun 1637 00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:16,420 I'm like we're gonna wrap this up. I gotta make a doo doo 1638 00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:24,180 Really rob's got our entire knot. Ew. I was gonna say my turd cutter is on fire right now. We gotta end this shit 1639 00:59:24,180 --> 00:59:26,820 You got him fucking hemorrhoids you got. You got a chili ring burning 1640 00:59:29,620 --> 00:59:33,700 I was gonna say new to me said my dirt star 1641 00:59:33,700 --> 00:59:39,940 Yikes chocolate chocolate starfish. Yeah hot dog flavored water. Ew. Shout out limbiske 1642 00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:48,420 Shout out thirsty bro the other day when you bursty. Yeah, shout out fred dursty dude when you burped in my face the other day 1643 00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:50,420 It smelled like dog water 1644 00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:55,700 Seriously, like, you know dogs like their waters in the bowl too long and it's just like a mixture of 1645 00:59:56,260 --> 01:00:00,100 I actually don't because i'm a fucking og and I know I don't give my dog fresh 1646 01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:05,140 But you know what i'm talking about though every meal he gets fresh water dog water every every meal 1647 01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:08,340 I know two times a day I respect it and I rinse his bull out every time 1648 01:00:08,340 --> 01:00:12,180 Yeah, you should rinse something else out too like that mouth. Yeah. Yeah 1649 01:00:12,740 --> 01:00:18,420 You're on one today bud. I don't like it. I stay on one wait till the camera's cut. I'll beat the fuck out of you 1650 01:00:19,940 --> 01:00:21,940 Bitch i'm on one 1651 01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:25,460 Hold up 1652 01:00:26,660 --> 01:00:28,660 You got any other questions? 1653 01:00:28,660 --> 01:00:30,660 No 1654 01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:32,660 You got anything? 1655 01:00:32,660 --> 01:00:34,660 Nope. Yeah, I figured quitter 1656 01:00:36,660 --> 01:00:40,660 Just put it in the bag. You remember that song? 1657 01:00:42,660 --> 01:00:44,660 Shout out fabulous 1658 01:00:46,660 --> 01:00:52,660 I think i'm gonna buy a vape after this. Yeah, you should really that way you can quit putting your dirty fucking mouth on jay's 1659 01:00:54,180 --> 01:00:56,180 Remember that remember that uh rogue I put in my mouth 1660 01:00:56,180 --> 01:01:01,860 Yeah, wait, did you put the rogue that fell on the floor? Yes. Nice the granola toe rogue 1661 01:01:03,620 --> 01:01:05,620 Granola rogue. Yeah 1662 01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:08,900 Anyways put a rogue on 1663 01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:13,300 Put a rogue in that enough to breathe and be a fucking shag rug. I went rogue 1664 01:01:14,420 --> 01:01:17,540 Zero dark 30 bro. Have you guys seen black hawk down? Yeah 1665 01:01:18,180 --> 01:01:21,940 Yes, I don't know why I just thought of that probably 11 or 12 times such a good movie 1666 01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:25,620 Yeah, josh hartnett zero dark 30 is a beast in that movie zero dark 30 1667 01:01:25,620 --> 01:01:26,980 Yeah 1668 01:01:26,980 --> 01:01:28,900 saving ryan's privates 1669 01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:29,780 Really? 1670 01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:34,740 You know, it's actually a really good one. Is it I can't ever remember. Is it 13 hours 13 hours? Yeah 1671 01:01:34,740 --> 01:01:39,700 I was literally just with john krasinski or whatever. Yeah, jim with jim. Yeah, ben gauzy. Yep 1672 01:01:40,420 --> 01:01:46,900 Fucking that shit that fucking movie is hard bro hard hard. That shit makes me want to like fucking get in a fight 1673 01:01:48,020 --> 01:01:49,140 also 1674 01:01:49,140 --> 01:01:51,140 Fawke hillary clinton 1675 01:01:51,780 --> 01:01:53,780 Fawke hillary clinton 1676 01:01:53,780 --> 01:01:55,140 What 1677 01:01:55,140 --> 01:01:57,140 No that like hillary clinton 1678 01:01:57,300 --> 01:01:58,740 Yeah 1679 01:01:58,740 --> 01:02:03,700 I was like wait what no jay's like I love oh wait. You were a pelosi lover, huh? 1680 01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:09,780 He is he told me one time his confidence. I don't care. I can't believe those words just came out of your mouth boy 1681 01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:13,380 You know what pelosi reminds me of like when I look at her what you know 1682 01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:15,700 Like when you go to change the bag out of your vacuum 1683 01:02:17,140 --> 01:02:22,100 And it's like it's been in there so long that it's like the fiber isn't like 1684 01:02:22,100 --> 01:02:29,140 Like tough anymore. Yeah, it's just like dusty and wrinkly dude. It's like that old lady off spongebob in the wheelchair 1685 01:02:29,140 --> 01:02:33,060 But she's like chocolate. You know what i'm talking about, right? I do that's what she is 1686 01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:35,860 I love spongebob 1687 01:02:35,860 --> 01:02:37,700 All right, guys 1688 01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:39,540 i'm like 1689 01:02:39,540 --> 01:02:41,140 well 1690 01:02:41,140 --> 01:02:45,380 I'm like it's been a fun one guys. It's been great. Yeah, thanks for uh hanging out with us 1691 01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:49,620 Thanks for listening if you've been here this long. Yeah, do we have any advice to strengthen people's lives? 1692 01:02:50,180 --> 01:02:51,620 um 1693 01:02:51,620 --> 01:02:53,620 Nud up or shut up 1694 01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:59,220 That's what neither here nor there. Oh, yeah, he doesn't like it because he doesn't abide by that rule. It's a pussy 1695 01:02:59,940 --> 01:03:01,940 What about you steve? 1696 01:03:07,860 --> 01:03:12,340 Hey, I said my piece nut up or shut up. All right, none of her shut up guys. No, do you have anything better? 1697 01:03:12,420 --> 01:03:15,460 No, that's good. That's you really nut up or shut up guys 1698 01:03:16,820 --> 01:03:18,820 I'm so sorry 1699 01:03:18,820 --> 01:03:20,820 Fuck you 1700 01:03:21,780 --> 01:03:24,900 Thank you for sticking around my bad stuck around this long tanks 1701 01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:48,260 Thanks until next time. Love you later guys. Bye. Bye