Oh, hello.
Welcome back.
Hello.
Okay.
This is a That Ain't It podcast and-
And what Rob just did, ain't it?
Nope.
I'm Jay.
I'm Rob.
Steve.
You ain't shit.
You ain't, Bob.
You ain't it.
You ain't shit.
You're just but a Jit.
Pouch Poppy.
A Jit.
We popping pouches?
I just put a poppy wrapping for you.
Popping popping pouches.
Why didn't I get the invite?
Poppy's popping perky pouches.
All right, quit fucking-
Bro, what the fuck are you doing?
Bro, what the fuck are you doing, dog?
I had to get locked in.
I'm about to fucking put-
Locked in.
I'm about to put you in a fucking booster seat and shit.
Don't.
We're going to lock you in the cellar.
I don't be in lock- I don't like being locked in anywhere.
We're going to feed you rations of bread.
I don't like being locked in anywhere.
We got to lock in though.
Oh, daddy doesn't like.
Hey, you guys got a freshie in?
Little fresh pouchie?
Oh yeah, dude.
Little lip pillow?
Yeah.
Some of that Afghan, Afghan lip sugar?
Jesus.
Arabian goggles?
No.
Okay.
What?
I don't know.
That Hindu lip sugar?
That's like a party in my mouth.
It is like a party in my mouth.
Like a honky tonk mouth.
Steve, you like to party, huh?
Party, hardy.
We all like to party a little bit.
Yeah, I'm a party boy.
Steve's not, or Jay's not much of a party anymore.
You're kind of, he's one of these big puss.
No, he's a social butterfly, dude.
That is what party is about.
I'm like Illuminati.
Jay's literally a socialite that has self-control.
No, it's true.
I love you.
I'm sorry.
I respect it.
Yeah.
I will say this.
I have self-control on the fact that I have a lot of control over myself.
I have a lot of control over myself.
I will say this, I have self-control on the fact that I never get like blackout point.
Yeah.
Except for like two weeks ago.
And yeah, apparently I'll tell the story.
It's embarrassing, but I'm not embarrassed by it.
It fucking happens.
It should be.
I'm not, dude.
I'm grown, bro.
I've lived a lot of life.
He's a grown ass man.
Wait, what are you talking about?
When you found me in the bathroom with my ass out.
I did.
Dude, it was like 7 AM.
That's funny as fuck.
Well, dude.
Halfway in the bathroom with fucking pants down.
Dude, what if?
The crazy thing is, is I don't, because I feel like the only thing that could have happened,
bro, is I took a piss and just fell over.
Yeah.
But I don't know how nobody woke up.
But you may, maybe you just laid down.
Seriously.
Could have had a little fucking snooze attitude.
Bro, I wanted a little fucking sleepy.
I woke up to get water.
I was thirsty as fuck.
And I was cheeked up on a fucking Sunday.
And I opened my door and Steve is laying on half his bottom half of his body was in the
bathroom and the top half was in the hallway.
So I had to step over him to go get water.
And then I was trying to wake his ass up.
And then when I tried to wake him up, his butt cheeks were hanging out.
I was like, Hey, yo, and I smacked him.
I should have though.
Give him a little spanky.
Yeah.
Well, spanky poo.
I gave Jay 34 spankings on his birthday.
Did you know?
Exactly.
Yeah.
I was like, no, he didn't.
You want him?
Nope.
Not too late.
Nope.
Good.
It is.
You don't want it.
Birthday month is over.
Keep talking, Robin.
You'll get paddled for your birthday.
I don't want it.
Do you have any crazy party stories?
Besides that, your ass moment.
I feel like Steve's got a crazy fucking story.
Probably for everything.
Real talk though.
Yeah.
I'm a Steve's wild cultured man.
Okay.
But in, so when I was in high school, I had a bunch of buddies that had like older brothers
that were in college.
So we'd always go to like college parties and shit.
And are you matching me right now?
Sorry.
As a match stuff fit check.
Holy match him.
Wait, do a 360 for me.
Let me see that ass.
You packing?
No.
My lip is.
Do a 360 for me and arch that back.
Oh my God.
Jesus.
Sorry.
Just.
Oh, that would be you.
All right.
Whatever man.
Robert's flat you flatulated.
I didn't actually fart.
I went like this.
Yeah.
But nobody farts more than you.
Yeah.
Ever in the history of the world.
Can't prove it.
You can't prove it unless I fart on this podcast and I haven't done that.
And that's the thing.
The reason Rob fart on the podcast and somehow manages his flatulence for an hour, which
never happens at any other point in life.
That is not true.
So true.
Is because we told him if you kept doing it, we're going to start a fart counter on the
fucking show, which will.
Then the whole world will know the extremity of your fucking airway.
That loose and wet asshole.
Fuck, dude.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Let's just gang up on Rob again.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Damn it.
You always fucking up.
That's why you should not touch that.
OK.
Hit the wrong.
Yeah.
OK.
That was the right one.
That was very obnoxious.
I apologize.
Back to it.
Back to it, bud.
So.
Let's go.
We went up to Moscow because my buddy Hugo's brother lived in you got your passport.
No, he's going to you of I in Moscow, not Moscow.
So if you all are from Idaho and you don't even know how to say that fucking shit right,
get on with it.
Moscow, Moscow, Moscow, Boy's Z. So how it's Boise.
No, it's how does not right.
How does not rhyme with Idaho, but Moscow, Idaho, Idaho.
Anyway, I don't know how to how somebody says that.
So we're up in Moscow party.
It was like a block party to those motherfuckers up there party crazy.
And this girl is just like sitting on the floor with like her back against the couch,
you know, and hanging around.
Now, she's kind of being like odd.
I wouldn't say weird, but definitely had like an odd vibe going on.
Yeah, like, you know, odd Thomas, she was odd Tammy.
Was she her name really Tammy?
No, I don't know what her name was.
She was a complete stranger.
She was an oddball and a little off filter.
What happened next was even stranger than she was.
So I asked my buddy's brother, I was like, you know, why is this fucking bitch tripping
right here?
Like she's being weird, giving me weird vibes.
Like she's just sitting on the floor and everybody's partying.
And well, sometimes you got to take a moment.
I've had those days.
Yeah, but he proceeds to tell me that this fucking this girl ate a quarter of mushrooms.
Yeah.
And a whole quarter.
Yeah.
A whole quarter.
Sorry.
Seven grams of psilocybin.
The old spirit walker.
Yeah.
So she was, you know, when I thought she was being weird, she was really fucking talking
to her ancestors.
Yeah.
That's what was going on, dude.
And she was just praying.
Yeah.
And it's like early 2000s when this is going on.
So like mini skirts were a thing, right?
She's wearing a mini skirt and out of nowhere, like we were probably like three feet away
from her and our circle had like the back to her.
You know what I mean?
And we just smell shit.
Oh, stop.
No, I swear to God, dude.
What's her name?
You should outer.
No, I can't.
I don't know her name.
She was a stranger.
I'm joking.
That's so mean.
I'm joking.
Yeah.
So Tammy with the diaper on Tammy diaper, Tammy, that probably would have benefited her a lot
more than that mini skirt that night.
She's wearing it depends to a party.
She shit on the floor.
Yeah.
And then check this while she was like sitting.
Right.
So she shit on her fucking mini skirt.
And then she was wearing a thong.
It just fucking split that shit in half.
Probably.
It was a log cutter.
Yeah.
It was a log slitter.
Yeah.
That was a fucking straight lumber mill back there, dude.
I'm like, ew.
Straight lumber mill.
Fuck yeah.
Ew.
Just milling logs.
So you're familiar with milling logs, huh, Rob?
No.
Yeah.
If you're talking about shitting, yeah.
This is where it gets worse.
It gets worse?
Oh my God, my song.
No.
And she stands up and starts dancing and inadvertently shaking it out.
Stop.
Did she realize it?
No.
Did you hear me just gasp?
She was high out of her mind on mushrooms.
She didn't even know she shit her pants.
Bro.
Yeah.
It was crazy, dude.
Crazy.
It's making my eye twitch like fucking.
I swear, bro.
The only way someone who does that gets married is if they grab a passport and jump shit.
Dude, she needs to be shipped off somewhere.
Yeah.
To Moscow.
Yeah.
To Moscow.
Yeah.
And honestly, it's really gross.
Yeah.
You know, by the end of it, but it's probably the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen
at a party.
Did no one clean it up?
You know, I didn't get that far.
I had to fucking scatter like a cockroach hitting lights.
Yeah.
I would have fucking Ralphed everywhere.
Yeah.
And honestly, the only reason I even saw the whole transaction of, oh my God, my song is
because we're like, what the fuck's that smell, dude?
And then we start like looking around and before we like really moved, she's like, oh
my God, my song.
Wait, say it again.
Oh my God, my song.
One more time.
Oh my God, my song.
And then she gets up and that's when we knew it was going on because we saw fucking literally
Jeff Gordon sized fucking skitties on her backside.
Jeff Gordon.
I don't get it.
NASCAR, baby.
24th.
That is skid marks.
Skitties.
Oh, like got it.
Like burning rubber, but she was burning shit.
I understand.
She laid a couple tracks in her fucking pants.
Big yikes.
That's a big yikes.
People talk about it.
Yeah.
That's icky.
Why?
It's funny because I have a party story too and it has to do with somebody who is very
high on.
Shrooms again?
Not shrooms.
Acid.
Lucid.
Lucid Lucy.
The old CIA special.
And it was also, why is it always like high school?
Like crazy shit happens.
We're not very fucking smart.
It's because you're zero to one.
Zero to 100.
Yeah, it's true.
And so you just want to like go crazy.
We have less knowledge and more hormones pumping through us.
When you don't realize the repercussions that also you feel invincible when you're younger.
It's true.
You're like, what can fucking hold me down?
Yeah, nothing.
And then you shit for the mini skirt.
Yeah.
And then you shit your mini skirt.
Yeah.
I hate that bro.
Yeah.
And the weight of that, I wish held her down.
Yeah.
You don't get past that.
I fucking hate when my mini skirt gets shit on it.
I only wear it for special occasions too.
God damn it mom.
What?
You can wear a mini skirt.
Your cross dressing is like, I've kind of had it up to here with it.
Okay.
I don't actually wear a mini skirt guys.
That's a lie.
No, it's not.
Why does Nicole keep asking Jay where her shoes went then?
I don't wear mini skirts.
Don't touch me.
I don't wear mini skirts.
Fuck you.
My party story was also from high school.
High school.
I want to go to high school.
Jay was like, Oh my God, my song.
Nope.
That wasn't you?
Nope.
Weird.
You guys resemble a lot.
Okay.
Continue with your story now.
Spit it out, bad.
Wow.
I want to hit you.
So Steve's getting impatient so hard right now.
Steve is so shit.
10 of us at our buddy's house, parents were gone.
It was like a series of crazy events.
Like it's almost like an out of body.
Like you like you're above yourself and you see everything going on and you're just like,
what the fuck?
It's like those social media videos.
It's like shows the person in the video and then it's like construction sites or something.
And it's like somebody doing something.
Oh yeah.
And then goes back to the guy.
Yeah.
It's like that.
So first I'm standing there fucking sipping a beer.
You were doing what?
Sipping a beer.
How?
Sipping a beer.
You were doing what?
Sipping a beer.
Nope.
Gay.
Sorry.
We don't drink 40s bro.
You can't fit two hands on the beers we drink.
Jake in.
You're the one with baby hands.
I don't have baby hands.
You have baby hands.
Normal.
No baby.
Don't have baby hands.
Those are velociraptor hands.
No, they're not.
Okay.
Continue your story.
Okay.
I'm like anyways.
Sitting there sipping a beer, look over.
This one dude is like trying to get people to drink bong water.
And to be fair.
Do it.
Yeah.
That's horrible to do to people, dude.
Bro.
That's fucked.
Here's the worst part is somebody fucking does it.
I don't go bong for weeks, dude.
That was it.
I'm like, I know how I am, dude.
Literally.
So somebody fucking does it.
He sits there and just fucking chugs it within two seconds.
That's savage fucking throwing up every.
Yeah.
Not a good idea.
Then this is where the acid comes in.
Guy comes walking out of the bathroom and he just looks distraught as hell.
Like eyes fucking huge.
Like he, wait, how big were his eyes?
Did he fucking, did he dose that fucking bong with drops of acid?
No, no, no.
Different guy.
Oh, I was like.
Different guy.
He's like someone do it.
You won't.
Different guy.
I was like, bro, that's literally fucking MK Ultra shit.
Yeah.
Different.
Different guy.
So looking hella distraught and I'm like, bro, you good?
And he's like, the toilet was just drinking my water.
Was it Hispanic?
No.
You sounded like you've sounded like Pedro off Napoleon Donovan.
He's all, Hey, the toilet was just drinking.
The toilet was drinking me.
Yeah.
The toilet was just drinking me.
And I'm like, that shit was drinking me.
He's like, yeah, you were peeing in the toilet.
He's like, no, it was like a mouth like he's like no chemo.
Okay.
Anyways, he proceeds to be like terrified that the toilet was drinking his piss.
Yeah.
He's all the toilet was drinking me.
And I said, okay, he did.
And then he fucking called the cops.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
On the toilet.
He's all underage.
All underage.
He called the fucking polly.
Dude, he called nine one one and told them that he was freaking out because the toilet
was drinking his piss and all this shit.
So what happens five minutes later, the fucking cops everywhere.
And they're like, they're like, sir, what happened?
He's all banjo took drinks off my chili.
No, dude, I took off like a bat out of hell into the field.
You're like, I don't know what happened after that.
I was fucking gone.
Like rocks and shit.
Jay heard all boy calling the polly and he went freaking.
He's like, he went fucking homie.
He's like, I was like, damn, Jay.
And he was like, homie.
Pretty much.
Anyways, that's actually crazy.
Yeah.
I don't really have any crazy party stories.
Seriously.
You could tell everybody about the time you tried to jump a pool when you're drunk.
I do have that.
That's all.
That's the story.
It was funny though.
Yeah.
I cleared it too.
Nope.
No, I did.
I cleared it.
My feet slid like this.
I landed and I didn't.
I was leaning back still.
One leg didn't make it.
Both didn't make it.
I hit my ass.
Fuck my asshole right on the side of the pool, dude.
And I fell in.
Dude, that reminds me of a movie where that dude fucking jumps off the balcony into the
pool and fucking hits his arm on the side.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't want to see that shit.
Oh, no.
Ew.
I can see.
I'm not like a big like grossed out visually.
I am when it comes to when it comes to compound fracture will make me throw the fuck up.
When it comes to breaking bones, like the fucking UFC fighter who like kicks the dude
in his fucking leg just can't do it.
Can't do that.
Oh, I actually have a story though.
It's not a drunk story.
Do you remember?
Doesn't have to be.
Do you remember Bryce Vanderstelt?
Yes.
It was a lighthouse.
Yeah.
Super shout out, Bryce.
Haven't talked to you in years, but we were at basketball.
Yeah.
We were at basketball practice and it was like eighth grade.
I might've told you this story, but we were all like, you know, the pads on behind the
hoop on the wall.
So if you like are going too fast, you can hit the pads.
And we were all like full sprint, like defensively trying to rush because we were playing like
ass.
And he was the first one to hit the wall.
And then the couple of us hit him and he stopped himself and his arm snapped where his forearm
is literally in half.
Nope.
He was screaming, laid on the ground and I thought he was fucking around.
His bone broke and went in like that.
No, no, no.
Like I was like, dude, stop, stop, like up or down.
One of the two either way.
It was like a 45 degree angle here.
Dude, my shoulders are tingling right now.
And then I know, but then he started like screaming because I didn't see the break because
I was one of the people that hit him.
And then I thought I was like, get up, dude.
I thought he was fucking around.
Me too.
Really?
And he was laying on the ground.
Thank you.
Yeah.
That's that's trippy.
Thanks.
That's disgusting though.
Well, I'm not done.
Oh, okay.
Oh, perfect.
He fell on the ground screaming and I thought he was messing around because we always just
fucked around all of us and thought I was like, get up, you know, and I look at his
arm and it was like that and I got lightheaded.
I almost, I had to go sit down.
Seriously.
I can't see that shit.
They had to bench Bobby.
The worst is when someone breaks something and they go into instant shock and their eyes
go wide at their broke area like they're a fucking injured animal.
They're all.
Yeah.
And they don't say anything, dude.
Have you ever, have you either of you ever broken out?
Oh yeah.
I collarbone in my foot.
Nice dude in ninth grade.
And my hymen too.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
What did Rob Brokaw?
Who just said that?
Sorry.
I just, it's shock value humor.
I'm sorry.
If you don't like it, Rob broke his hymen riding a bicycle.
Oh, no, I don't even have a hymen on the mail.
I'm joking.
Clearly.
I'm going to smash your chips.
Dude, not.
Is that the same bag of chips from last episode?
No, I love the whole new one.
I eat a bag a day.
Don't fuck.
Yeah.
I don't have a hymen.
Oh, dude, don't do that.
Give me my.
What are you going to do with it?
Rob's got an Oscar Meyer hymen.
That's not funny.
Cause he wants to be an Oscar.
My hymen.
I'm like, no, okay.
Okay.
I don't even know what that means.
I shouldn't say things.
I don't know what they mean.
Nope.
He shouldn't.
Anyways, did you break your bones in sports?
Uh, it's fucking around like he always do.
I played quarterback in high school, bro.
And I broke two fucking toes.
I broke my pinky and my ring.
Oh, are you okay?
You want a baba?
My drop back foot.
Oh yeah.
Lovely.
Sorry for me.
Oh dude.
I played the whole season in shotgun.
It was great, dude.
I'm like, I don't have to fucking, I don't have to take no steps back, bro.
I just fucking pull up like, uh, what the fuck's his name?
Drew Bletsa.
Motherfucker never left shotgun, dude.
I actually broke a bone recently.
You did?
Yeah.
Oh, you actually broke it?
Not the one.
I remember when you were bitching about that.
No, no, no, no.
Not that one.
That one's still fucked up.
It could be broken, but it's not the, I like TBD, me and Nicole, we're in McCall getting
out of the hot tub.
And it was one of the hot tubs that was like in the ground all fucking icy and snowy around.
So I get up, slip and kick the side of the fucking cabin.
Oh yeah.
Holy mother.
So it was the toe next to, it was like the ring toe.
There's some bad things that can happen in life, bro, with slip force.
Yeah, I know.
It was the toe.
It was the toe right next to my big toe and still like to this day right now, it's fucking
crooked.
Dude.
And that was the first night we got there.
Your toe's crooked?
Crooked.
I got a crooked toe.
Steve's face is all red.
Fucking toes throwing gang signs, bro.
It's all crooked.
Cryptid.
Hella cryptid.
Really?
Dude.
Anyways.
Bro, stubbing your toe is one of the worst pains that, and it's next to hitting your
shin on something.
That thing will get a curse word out faster than anything, but dude, a stubbed toe will
fucking get me cranked, bro.
Dude, that shit pisses you off.
Do you know what pisses me off is when I bonk my head on something, dude.
I fucking hate that shit.
Yeah, you've been bonked a couple times.
Really?
I'll bonk that face, dude.
Chill.
Yup.
Do you want some too, bitch?
Dude, I actually broke my arm skateboarding once.
Keep talking, bud, because your bonkers broke.
What?
I broke my arm skateboarding when I was younger.
And my mom didn't believe me that it was missing.
Fucking Jen.
She's like, put some dirt on it, boy.
Get back out there.
She's like, just go lay in bed like you're good.
And then after fucking bitching and moaning, did you just shit yourself?
Dude, he shot it at you, bro.
Bro.
He leaned to the right and fucking directionally.
And it smells so bad.
It doesn't smell like anything right now.
Debatable.
Look at your face.
It smells like a bypass.
You're trying not to fucking throw up right now.
No.
Because it smells like, I'm not even going to say it.
Yeah, don't.
I'm not going to say it.
Don't.
Like a tire factory.
Michelin man over here.
You.
No.
All right.
Your mom didn't say shit was broken.
Ew, bro.
God.
Your mom didn't believe you.
Yeah.
So I fucking laid there for like six hours bitching and moaning.
And then she finally brought me to the doctor and they're like, yep, it's broken.
I was like, I still don't let my mom live that one down.
It goes in here.
It goes in here, Rob.
It's not done yet.
Did you just fucking eat it?
I don't want to eat with the fucking...
No, get it out of here.
Bro.
Stop.
Help.
Dude, chill.
Down, boy.
You just pulled the fucking uncrestable out of your pants.
Out of your pocket, dude.
It's like you got a nugget pocket.
It's got fart juices on it.
Ew, dude.
Give me the juices.
Fecal Maddie.
It's got fecal Maddie on it.
What?
Give me a bite, bitch.
Just a bite.
You just pulled the fucking uncrestable out of your pocket next to a fat kid and not give
him some.
Dude, Jay, you know Rob.
You know Rob is the stingiest motherfucker with food.
Everything else, Rob freely gives to everybody.
You try and touch his food and he'll fucking turn into a hyena.
Dude, he turns into a fucking stage five Karen.
I thought you were going to say something crazy.
He doesn't even have to be hungry.
He'll be like a little snacky.
When you're like, give me a bite.
He's like, oh, really?
Did you want one cheeto out of his whole fucking bag?
And he's like, I'll hold it.
I want you to hold it.
I want to hold it.
I don't want you to stipulate.
No, no.
Yeah.
I don't want a grown ass man to feed me.
You feed me all the time.
Try it.
You're like, Robert, try this.
Here comes the airplane.
And I'm like, no, no.
And you're like, yeah.
And you fucking.
All right.
Shove it in.
I'm going to say it.
Not going to say it.
Give me a no.
You can have a bite, but I got to hold it.
No.
OK.
No bite for Jay.
Either.
Or you, bitch.
I don't want one.
Good.
Do you want one?
Maybe.
Yeah, right?
It's like, I do want one.
I just don't want your fucking ass to feed me.
Who wants it?
Do you want some?
Nope.
Now you're just trying to fucking force me, you asshole.
Consensual bites.
Yeah.
OK.
We don't want it.
OK.
You can actually.
Oh.
Fuck you.
Huh?
Here.
I'll eat my fucking chips.
Here.
No.
Now I feel bad.
You want one too?
You like that, bitch?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Bro!
I knew you were going to.
Do you know what's crazy about that?
That's why I wanted to hold it.
Huh?
What'd you say?
No, that's not why I wanted to hold it.
I was trying to fuck with Jay.
I had this sliver of a thought that he was going to do that.
And I was like, you see, I was.
I gave it to him.
I was.
Yeah, because I trusted him.
You're an idiot.
And you betrayed me.
No, you trusted me to do what you thought I was going to do.
I over thought it.
I thought I was overthinking.
And I was like, no, Rob, you always overthink.
Don't do that this time.
He's your friend.
Rob gaslit himself and it fucked him.
He's your friend.
He would never fuck you over.
And then he.
Oh, Jesus.
That was so funny.
You almost blew a snot rocket out, too.
You guys catch that?
4K.
I don't like that.
You got Eiffel, bitch.
I don't like.
Rob doesn't like being Eiffel Tower.
Yeah, I don't.
I've never been Eiffel Tower before.
Wobbly aged.
Dude.
Chill.
No, Rob went through the wobbly alphabet.
What's the craziest thing?
I'm not one of them alphabet people, OK?
You were looking like a fucking Pilates instruction.
Hey, what's the crazy?
What's the craziest thing you've seen on Urban Dictionary?
Oh, my God.
I'm not going to say it's the craziest thing, but it's probably one of the funniest terms
I've ever heard.
Is it the Alaskan pipeline?
No, but that's funny.
That's gross.
That's funny.
I wish I had my own crustable still, bitch.
I'm thinking about that still.
Fuck.
You can have it later when I'm done with it.
Ew.
Dude, I'm pissed that you...
Fuck.
I deserved it, too.
I was being stingy.
Fuck you guys.
I said when I'm done with it.
Chill.
That means you can eat shit, bud.
So Urban Dictionary has a term for old people and it's called a blue hair.
Yeah.
It's hilarious.
I don't know why, but...
Blue hair for old people?
That's not that crazy.
No, it's kind of funny because the first time I ever heard it, Justin Russell would be cruising
around town and you'd be like, dude, this motherfucker's driving a blue hair right now.
And I'm like, what the fuck is a blue hair?
What is a blue hair?
I don't understand the reference.
He pulled up Urban Dictionary so he didn't have to explain it, dude.
That's an elderly person.
He already had it in his safari.
Yeah, it's like an elderly person.
I want to know why blue hair, though.
Maybe the gray hair is like a blue tint.
Can you pull up...
It's so white it's blue.
I have an idea right now.
You can't.
You can't pull up safari?
It's not a video.
No, I can't.
It's connected to that.
Are you serious?
What?
I was going to say...
I said you wish you had your laptop.
I can go get my laptop.
I just gave you a piece of it.
I was going to say we should think of a random combination of words and see if it's on Urban
Dictionary.
Like Alaskan bull worm.
What do you think that is?
Who knows?
What about...
Hey, what about a rattle in the cucumber patch?
What do you think that would be?
What about mustled?
Mustled?
Urban Dictionary has...
You're a mustled.
You are.
Fuck you.
No.
Fuck you.
And you.
Bitch.
Yeah, that...
Urban Dictionary has some crazy fucking terms or meanings for mustled.
Yeah, it does.
What do you think a barbarian bamboozle would be?
You know what I'm saying?
Like you think of these words, they got to be something.
What do you think bonk means?
I don't know.
What do you think a Genghis Khan would be?
What do you think a boop is?
Genghis Khan?
Yeah, what if...
A boop?
Do you know what a bloop is?
Yeah, I do.
But what if...
But we're talking about a boop.
Like if...
Like just picture you're like...
Betty Boop.
Like you're laying around home and someone just boop.
That could be a number of things.
You get booped.
I'm picturing getting knocked in the head.
Yeah.
What do you think a Genghis Khan would be?
A gypsy of the Orient.
Yo.
Who...
We need a cricket sound.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Bro, I keep pressing the wrong...
Are you serious?
Quit...
I keep pressing the wrong one.
Yeah, stop fucking touching it.
Dude, Genghis Khan ran through the world though.
Dude, did you know?
Fun fact.
You've been ran through too, huh?
I usually do the running.
Yeah, right.
Fun fact.
Genghis Khan.
That's where I would say too, pervert.
Running game.
Over his...
Dynasty.
Yeah.
Dynasty.
Reign.
Yeah.
Killed 40 million people.
That's it?
That motherfucker stood on business.
Yeah, he's 10 toes like this.
Like this.
Say 10 toes.
He's like, let me see them toes.
Crazy.
Dude, what do you think his feet looked like?
Oh, bro, haggard.
Dude.
Yeah, dude, this was a little...
Wait, how...
Was he like a big person?
I'm not kidding.
Was he like huge?
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
I'm not kidding.
Like, was he like huge?
Dude.
Like in the sense, like, was he tall and like a large, like a largely built person?
Yeah, he was a beast.
Scary?
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure.
He was like the most feared, feared person.
Was he just an absolute unit or what?
Yeah.
But also like kind of fucked up because he killed a hell of people.
Bro.
Well, I feel like we all got a little Genghis Khan in us.
You know what I mean?
What about some Kublai?
No, Homer.
Kublai Khan?
Shout out Kublai Khan, Texas.
Yeah.
I want to listen to some Kublai Khan.
He's like, or, or.
Yep.
Yeah.
Bark, bark, bitch.
Yeah.
Bark for me.
I don't want to bark for anybody.
Sorry for guys.
Dude, Genghis Khan.
Literally did he act like how many, how many kids did he have?
That actually.
He legitimately probably raped more people than he killed.
Bro.
Seriously.
That's a heavy subject.
I mean, not himself, but.
Well, yeah.
I mean, he didn't kill 40 million people himself.
No, he is responsible for it.
He's responsible for it.
Yeah.
100%.
But like he himself probably raped more than that.
Rape more than that?
40 million?
No.
Hell no.
No.
I don't even know if there's enough time in the day for your lifespan to fuck.
Yeah.
There's not enough time in the day.
We'll, we'll get back to you.
We'll have the sound guy run the math on that.
He could be a quick shooter.
I feel like even a quick shooter, even like.
Change that though.
Like he could probably.
Seriously.
He's probably.
He's probably shooting for the hip.
Bro.
But hear me out.
What did you say about the or the.
The Mongols or the gypsies of the Orient?
Yeah.
I mean, they were, they lived in yurts and shit.
Yeah.
And they were travelers.
They were travelers.
Big yurt.
Yeah.
They traveled around.
They were travelers.
Just pillaging.
Every.
I don't even know.
I don't even know if it's true.
I need to like rewatch Mulan.
But is that.
Is that the Mongols?
You're like basically all this information solely on Mulan.
No.
I know.
It's not Genghis Khan and Mulan.
You mean who they're like fighting?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
I thought you meant like her side.
I was like, I'm pretty sure they're Japanese.
No.
I'm talking the people that are fighting.
Those are the Mongols.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure.
Every time I think of it's fucking ridiculous.
Every time I think.
Dude, have you seen the live action Mulan?
No.
Is it good?
It's I mean.
Pretty good.
As far as production, it's fire, dude.
It's fire.
I know.
It's like in the movie, they shot it.
They.
I'm pretty sure they shot the whole entire film in China.
Oh damn.
China.
Yeah.
Hey, speaking of the.
Is that a hundred million dollar production?
Is this still, is it still a Disney movie?
Yeah.
Bro.
The crazy thing is.
Speaking of Disney movies, they're going some.
Fuck shit.
So yeah, they always do, bro.
It's a fucking organization.
Petos.
They just got to keep the stories the same.
That's all.
They just got to quit touching kids.
Did they?
OK.
Did they?
Did they keep.
Literally. I'm not mad. I'm just letting you know.
This is documented, dude. Disney used to fucking take kids on a Disney cruise to Epstein Island.
Yeah, that is actually true.
That's real, dude. They're fucking kid-touchers.
And honestly, the fact that that information's out there and the US government allows fucking Disney to still operate as a company.
We don't need their fucking movies, bro. Shut them bitches down. Make them homeless.
That's true.
Bro, but they, like, I just have an opinion on it that might get me canceled.
But I feel like a lot of people agree with it. And I'm gonna say it anyways.
We should go around the US, beatin' pedophiles.
Well, no, I'm not talking about the pedo thing.
Yeah.
Well, I agree. That's crazy.
With, like, a mace.
Yeah. Shout out Chris Hansen.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Hell yeah.
Shout out Chris Hansen. Making the fucking world a better place.
Yeah. Did you ever watch those clips?
Oh, dude, I used to watch that show, bro. I'm all, yeah, catch that, motherfucker, kid-toucher right there.
Bro, they say some-
I love when they try and run, bro.
Oh, yeah.
Every episode that they run in, there's always, like, the biggest fucking dude that's a sheriff
that just flatbacks some dude. Just fucking, boom, dude!
Straight Ronnie Coleman of The Voice of Sheriff.
And you know he's like, hey, you know, dude, if I was one of them motherfuckers, dude,
that was tackling that pedophile-
Pedophile?
Yeah. Little pedophile.
Dude, I would literally, I would be like, yo, Chris, do me a soli and maybe, like,
act like the cameraman is running up to get a better picture and he's like, fucking pans away,
dude. And I'll fucking throw him a couple in the fucking kidneys, bro,
and make him piss blood for a couple weeks in jail.
And let the other people that are in jail help him with the other side of that.
It makes me, what I just said about fucking Ronnie Coleman-sized sheriff,
it blows my mind that that dude was a fucking cop.
Dude.
You know who Ronnie Coleman is?
Yeah.
Okay. Like, seven-time Mr. Olympia, like, the biggest fucking dude ever.
Scary.
He was a cop.
The scariest cat on the block.
If that fucker pulled me over, I would just give him the keys and be like, arrest me.
I'd be like, I'm sorry.
I didn't even do anything.
He pulls me over. I get out of the car. I'm like, salute him.
And he's like, get out of your car. Or get back in the fucking car. I'd get myself shot.
You pull over immediately. You're like, sorry for running.
You weren't running, dude. You just didn't use your fucking blinker.
Yeah.
Have you seen those videos where they get pulled over and they're like, I want to be,
I want to make the cop's life easier and pull my wallet out as fast as I can.
When it gets to the window.
I always ask them, like, my wallet's in my pocket. Can I?
Well, yeah. No, it's a, no, I know. I know. But like that kind of shit sketchy.
Can you imagine yours like, it's just your wallet.
Nope.
Sketchy. You're just asking to get shot.
Yeah. Bro. I see it all over my TikTok. I also see those videos of,
you guys ever see those videos where they're getting like,
asked about the, they're like named three countries and like, or some people say,
I saw this one. They're like, what president was George Washington? What number was he?
And they're like, 10, like people that I'm like, no, no, for real.
It blows my mind.
I'm serious, dude. If someone says 10, you snatch their citizenship.
Bro, I saw this. You are now stateless.
He went up to this lady and he literally was like, what's nine plus nine plus nine or no, it was.
27.
Yeah.
No, it was nine plus nine. Yeah. It was that. And then he was, she said the wrong, she said 18.
And then he's like, what's seven plus seven plus seven. He's like, she's like 10.
Seriously. There was some, I'm not joking. I'm probably saying it a little bit wrong,
but it was that drastic where I was like, you're joking, right?
Ridiculous.
Literally makes my head hurt.
It pisses me off. I'm going to show you some shit. If I come across, dude,
he'll like, say like name three countries and then they'll say Canada.
Canada, Africa, Asia, and then like the UK or something. One of them was, they were like,
how many countries are in the UK? And they were like, one lady, guess what she said? 21.
21, 21, 21, 21, 21, 21. He's like, I like she's all 21. He's like, oh, yeah.
Did you listen to his new album? Not yet.
Oh, that's, that's enough of you. Yep.
Anyways. Yeah. That shit's funny.
It was bad though. I'm like, I don't know if they're joking or not, but I don't think they are.
No. And that's the sad part. That like, like that kind of ridiculous.
I think, no, for real, the sad thing is that someone out there takes that person seriously.
Yeah. That's even sadder.
And the sad, the sadder part on top of that is that a lot of them are actual, like,
they're like older than me. They're like, they're like four, like grown ass adults, like straight up.
Like some of them are like young kids that are like maybe 20, 18.
Like young blood. Yeah. But they're like fresh out of school.
They should fucking know. I know. They're just fucking off in school.
Don't even get a start on the school system. Steve, do you have any opinions about that?
I'm just joking. We're about to go down.
I'm just joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. No, but for real, teachers are underpaid.
Shout out teachers. My mom was a teacher for like 30 years.
She was. Yeah. Teresa.
We already shouted out teachers before, though. It was not competitive.
You're right. You don't deserve the shout outs anymore.
You told us that Teresa was a teacher for 30 years.
You told us that. That's old news.
Sorry. Sorry. Oh, I apologize.
Forgive me. But you told us before.
Yeah. You told us. Like there was another episode that you told us.
I get it. Previous episode.
I get it. An additional episode outside of the one that we're doing right now that you told us.
The shit hurts my ears still to this day. Anna, you told us that too.
Yep. Hey, come on.
You were just like a broken fucking record over here.
Just repeat. Just yeah.
Fuck you guys.
That's cool, Bob. We love you.
Yeah, that's true. I guess. Yeah, it makes sense. I feel loved.
Why don't you prove it? Yeah.
Find me something nice for my birthday. Talk to me nice.
Find me something for my birthday.
Nope. You got to earn that shit.
I was going to say you can earn yourself some shoes if you want.
What does that mean? I don't get it.
I'll put you out on the streets. I don't want it.
Then keep it up. I don't want it.
I don't want it. Shout out Bob Ross in the back.
For real though. Bobby Rozier.
No one heard you. He is.
Bobby Rozier. Killing it back there.
Look at that. Like a fucking Robert Moob.
Your fat ass. I went to the wrong way.
Old fucking Bob Rozier is getting busy with that knife, dude.
He's like, see what we're doing over here is we're just knifing really happily.
We're making happy lines and happy shapes and everything comes together happy.
Do you think Bob Ross would be able to have a lot of it?
If he was alive today, do you think he'd pop some zins?
He'd be a zinny boy. Do you think he like...
It's like Mr. Rogers. I feel like that guy was wild when he was younger too.
I feel like Bob Ross in his own way is like a man's man.
So he'd probably be a roguey bear.
What was that thing earlier where I was supposed to ask Jay?
And you were like, you should do it.
I forgot. It sucks though. Because it was so good.
Was it when we were at coffee?
No, we were sitting on the couch and I was like, I'm going to say this to Jay.
And you were like, do it like mid podcast where he just catches him off guard.
Oh, dude.
I just can't remember.
I'm really thankful that you can't.
Yeah, dude. It was fire too. It was going to be so funny.
It must not have been that good.
Dude, you're a prick for not telling me to write that down.
The one time we don't say it.
Anyways.
Fuck, dude.
I can't remember what the fuck it was.
I'm thoroughly upset.
Do you guys think we on the podcast talking to the audience, we should do like,
like a blind taste test or like a like Jay had this idea where we'll eat some crazy shit and I'm not.
I'm not down for it because I don't want that in my mind.
Fucking pickled herring.
Like we're going to put pickled herring on a communion cracker and feed it to Rob.
I don't why me?
No, I'm not doing it at all.
I don't think I think the only way you'll get me to do it is if I died.
I will zip tie you to chair type tape that mouth open.
That's dark.
And we'll put it in there for you.
Yep.
I'm getting angry thinking about it.
My hives are acting out.
Sorry.
Getting all high.
I get hives when I'm angry.
I'm getting all high view over here.
No, I'm not down for it.
That's one after one.
Pouch for pouch.
What's that song?
It's like you can go down after.
The other it's like a Christmas movie.
I think it's like the one foot in front of the other.
I literally have no idea what you're talking about.
All right.
Well, I guess I'll go fuck myself then.
Before you do that, do me a favor and stop by your head.
Or better yet, quit while you're behind.
Really?
Oh, really?
Sorry, everybody.
Steve is reading.
He's a big reader.
That's true.
They're like, is there nothing?
No, there is.
No.
Do you guys' pits get sweaty when you're sitting here?
It's bad.
No.
I get hot.
I think it's because I get nervous around you guys.
I get real nervous.
Real talk though, that shirt's pretty fire.
It is.
You said some dude custom made it.
Well, there's this dude.
It's like Sosa something.
Not Chief Keef though.
It's his last song.
Fucking weird.
I love that song.
What's his name?
I can't remember his name.
It was my first Instagram before I had to delete it.
Thanks, Voldemort.
You guys know that story.
Anyways.
That's so funny you call her that, dude.
But it was this dude on Instagram who designed his own.
They're all one of ones.
So it wasn't expensive either.
And you had to pay him through PayPal.
Support small business.
It was super small.
He's some street wear guy I used to follow.
So it's basically a flannel that he took.
And sewed it to another shirt that was cut on the seam on the side.
You know what I'm saying?
And he sewed it together.
He did a bunch of shit like that.
A bunch of cool shit.
Thank you.
I don't wear it enough either.
I don't know if I remember it.
I just forget that I had it.
I saw it and I was like, that's the one.
That'll do.
That'll do, donkey.
Yeah.
Well, what about your outfit?
You're dripped out too, bitch.
Thank you.
It's just flannel season.
Trippy Red.
Do you like Trippy Red?
I do not.
Me neither.
His music is about as goofy as he looks.
Trippy Red's fire.
I don't give a fuck.
He's one of those guys that is a perfect example of what money and fame can get you in life.
It's working for him, bud.
He's a good music saint.
It doesn't matter how he looks.
Makes fire music.
His music is trash.
Good thing opinions are opinions.
Exactly.
Well, your opinion sucks.
Well, I mean, Jay and I have the same opinion.
Well, then you're on the same boat as he is.
Yeah, and it's floating.
They both suck ass.
Your boat's just sinking.
I hate your boat.
You got a hole in your boat.
I don't.
I don't even own a boat.
We should get a boat this summer and go boating and fucking tubing.
Did you just say you don't have a boat, Rob?
Yeah.
So it's back to what you were saying about your Hymen.
I don't have that either.
No Hymen here.
The Hymen Brothers.
We should have called that the podcast, the Hymen Brothers.
No.
Your Portatha guy back in early policy.
Never mind.
catastrophic joke.
You're a man.
Glad we did not.
The full.
Rob named his alter ego.
Harry Hymen when I get drunk.
Harry Hyman comes out ready to party.
Oh, my God.
I'm like that.
Like, does anybody remember that cartoon?
Angry Beavers.
Hey,
We should try some crazy shit. I'm down. Yeah, you heard it here first. I'll say ready
If you guys do it i'll do it if you show me yours i'll show you mine. Okay, is that what we're talking about? Yeah
No, but for real if you guys eat whatever we gotta eat i'll do it too or we could do like a blind test
Oh, dude, the blind test is fucked though because I don't trust you guys at all in that safe
We do a blind test robert's getting blue if he's comfortable
If he's comfortable enough with eating my incrustable right in front of my fucking naked eye
Who's to say what he's gonna put my hand to eat?
Bro, have you it's fire, huh? Have you seen have you seen that video and it's like of the roommate
He's like my roommate keeps stealing my food
And so I fucking did this and it's like the guy's like about to eat like a burrito or something
He takes a bite and it was whatever on a computer goes to take another bite and like fucking pulls out a condom. Oh
Bro, I got that motherfucker dude hilarious
Yeah, homeboy has to fucking go through the filing cabinets that are in his head to figure out if it was used or not
exactly
He's like, I don't know if that was burrito substance or fucking hot sauce or a little bit of hot pre
Oh speaking of substance or taquito substance, you know what i'm saying?
Substance or taquito substance, you know what i'm saying? Oh, yeah weirdy
Did we talk about drake's uh, no asco incident
No, you put hot sauce in his condoms
After he's done
You guys heard about that, right?
You were saying something about that. So like the drake because girls be fucking crazy trying to get his babies
Yeah, yeah, so he put hot sauce in it and killed the killed little swimmies
That sounds painful. Have you guys ever seen that episode on blue mountain state after oh like he would dump
I was like put some put some tabasco in there. Yeah, just throw it away. Okay, cool
Because he was like that sounds like a fiery pp. No, he wouldn't do it while it's on. I would not crazy
That's some steveau shit. Yeah, maybe maybe he's low-key like that
Dude, shout out steve. I love steve. Oh, I love that. He's sober. Not this steveau either
He's a good guy
Bro, he he went from zero like rock bottom and now look at him. Yeah crazy. He's doing good
Have you guys ever seen blue mountain state? No, it sounds familiar. It's that like a football sitcom about oh, yeah
I haven't watched it, but I know I heard it's kind of crazy
There's an episode where a girl's like rolling up on the quarterback
And this dude on the defense who's the team captain like rolls up and he's like, yo
What do you think you're doing talking to my quarterback?
And she's like we're just talking he's all
Let me see the condoms you plan on using the night. Oh
And he pulled he pulls the condom out of the package and pours water in it and it starts fucking stringing out everywhere because she
She poked like 19 holes in it, dude
Yeah
And he's like not happening bro. No, but girl. I feel like girls are actually doing that shit. Yep
luckily like
And when it's somebody like drake or somebody that has fucked loads of money
Yeah, it's all a money thing. Oh 100% because if you have a kid with somebody like that fact of saying I have a kid with drink
Yeah, and you are just automatically
Then get child support and the shitty thing is with child support. Yeah when you're that rich, it's not like
A couple like a thousand dollars a month or two thousand dollars
It's like millions of dollars that volume of money that you have. Yeah, and that's all that's shitty. Yeah
Dude I wouldn't be surprised if some of them be doing fucking wormy dogs across the wet sheets. Yeah
I'm just saying bro, dude. Sometimes you're out there picking it up like a street sweeper
Bro wormy dogs, I know what you're talking. It's when the dog like rubbed his ass on the carpet, right? I hate when they do that
Dude, I hate it
I always got mad at my dog when he did that shit because he always had the weirdest look in his eye when he was doing it
Yeah, not even kidding. It feels good. I train I train I train an itchy ass
I train an itchy ass train my dog out of it. He doesn't do it cornelius was doing it
He's done it two times in his life and i've never seen him do it again. Good. That's good dude, honestly
I hate when I all I really had to do is put like a certain I didn't even raise my voice
I just put a certain tone in my voice and he knew like that. I didn't want him doing that
What was the tone I want to hear?
So hey you little son bitch, did you really yeah?
I call him son bitch. I call him a son bitch when he's doing the fucked up shit dude
I'm like hey you little son bitch don't be doing that
And whenever I whenever I put the tone in my voice dude, he does this thing
It's so funny. You sound like you live out on the prairie when you say that dude
This is how I describe it. I say he gives me his belly
Sorry, you all fucking heard that right to fart counter too. Sorry sick bitch
Yeah, fuck you. It's natural. If I smell that I'm gonna fucking hit you. No, I don't want to get hit. Don't
But when I when I do that i'm like hey you little son bitch he goes like this
And rolls over and like on his back. Yeah, he opens his belly. He's like a nose. Yeah, he does
He's a good dog though. Well
He's that goes without saying yeah a dog's a reflection of his owner all seven years of his life
You hear me bud? Yeah
Yeah, you hear me worm boy
Suck it up. All right
Yeah, what do you even talk about bro
What we should do this should be the community's end throw away we should fill it one day. That's disgusting
No, we should we could do that on a drinking night
No, it wouldn't get i'm saying like just keep it around. We did a can and a half of rose that one night, dude
Oh my god, I made you smell my gums were hurting the next day. I'm serious bro. I got receding gums
Got a receding hairline and receding gums, baby. I held the can up to rob's nose like this in the morning, too
Oh, yeah, I was hella hungover too way hungover super hung bro, and I like what yeah
Yeah, literally like in the morning you guys are broken records right now. You're a broken record. No, i'm just eating chips
Wait, what did we say? Hey, listen, man. We told this story already literally said the same thing. I'm hung
We were hung and this is gonna make you throw up in the morning. Fuck. We already said all that
Thank you for catching it. Yeah prick. You're welcome
Just killed the vibe I did not jay just killed the whole vibe you're a vibe killer. You're a fun sucker
Cheers
I'm tired
You will sleepy. I'm tired daddy. Tired. This walk style is not doing anything for me. Sorry
Because you haven't been drinking it dude. I have it's empty. You're fucking nursing it. Yeah, you're nursing it
Yeah, you're nursing it. It's like a little little sip off of mommy's feet
Nursing it mommy's milk mom
Mom salty salty substance. Ew, bro
Pre dude, it's a little god. It's a little
No mommy's milk's a little salty not my mommy's milk. But if you your mommy's milk ever get married
I don't know dude. I was like a fucking infant when I had like actual mommy's milk facts
Yeah, right and that's how I okay want to keep it because I don't someday with your wife
I was about to ask that question. Do you think when she's pregnant that you will try mommy's milk? I'll try it. Yeah, dude
I'll literally suck on that tick. No, it's not it's out of the baba dude. Not the actual no suck it out of the tit
Unfiltered. Oh my god
Would you?
Non-pasteurized. Yeah
100 percent
Yeah, yeah
what about what about the crazy shit with uh
um
Make some ice cream with it. No eating the placenta. I don't know if I've gotten okay. No fuck
No, that's weird every dude my buddy's sister told me about that when I was in high school, dude
Almost fucking threw up on her. I'm like dude. What about the one like they put it in
There's nothing spiritual about that dude. It's fucking animalistic filth. It's so gross. What about what about the no afterbirth for me
They say they can put it in like capsules. Would you do that like a pill? No health benefits. Nope
They say there's health benefits. I don't fucking know. I don't trust anything now. Seriously, I know but because yeah
I'm not gonna fucking fry that shit in a pan and either whatever you do. I don't fucking know but
Steve's getting right that shit in the pan. Yeah, but I fucking throw some soy sauce in the pan and mommy that shit
It's like this
You know demomniac straight benihana that the kitchen with here's like a stir-fry
Okay
Caps got my wrist twisted like a stir-fry like if it was if it was like
Factual that like there was tons of health benefits from it and they could do it in the capsule
Would you do that? Nope. I don't know because I know tons of things in my life with no regard that have
No health benefits. Yeah, we could yeah, there might be placenta in your chips. You don't know
You know like rat placenta. Yeah
Well, that's just straight fucking fda facts like they
Bolt crazy shit. We're about okay crazy. What is it five?
Is it five? I know where you're going
But the fda the amount of shit that the fda allows in our food. Yeah is not zero
Like if like feces no shit. Yeah, like if someone so in a qc department if they found
Say five bug legs
That's passable. Yeah, but it can be straight fecal matter
The amount that the fda allows in our food is not zero. Oh, I don't want to be eating poopy caca crazy
That's crazy. That's why I love people like rfk junior
Yeah, is because they fucking go after the fda hard for that. Well, they need it because that's fucking bullshit
Yeah, like when he won that really there's probably like bull shit in it. Yeah when he won that lawsuit
for the
Stuff that the fdl fda allows to be introduced to the water
Yeah, and one the thing I love about that
Is that the amount of money that the fda had to pay for losing that lawsuit and being criminal?
I bet you a lot of people that work for the fdb fda had to take salary cuts. Oh probably and I love that
It's just wild because government workers get paid way too much anyways on all spectrums. They don't work hard enough
And they don't do salary. Yeah. Yeah, they don't do enough
Yeah
Like I would I wish what they I wish what they were doing is taking
Yo gaudi's advice and be doing too much
Yeah
Yeah, down on the dm bitch you be doing too much. Would you be doing too much?
Dude shout out. Yo gaudi shout out gaudi. Hmm. I got that juke
do ap
Yeah, so do you have any more uncrossballs in the other pocket you straight up you just straight up pull the fucking nebulian dynamite
He's like nebulian. Give me some time. Yeah, what if I pulled tater tots out of my pocket straight up?
It was one of these two my god, bro. He's got the fucking velcro on the car. These pants are sick
I got the velcro cargo dude
That's actually pretty titty wild and the zipper
Wild and the zip. Oh, no his had a zipper
Napoleon dynamite's had the zipper. Oh, it did. Huh? He unzipped it and then he kicked it
You know the best movies seriously, you know, it would make rob's pants that much better as if he had the unzippable knees
Oh, like I have hands like that. Yeah, yes, they're like this, but they're light like they're like i'll show you after this
I do turn them into shorts in the summer and they're fucking sick. That's hilarious. I have those I literally have those
They're just a different color like early 2000s dad. Yeah, they're fire. I'll i'll wear them. I'm not scared
Dude rob rob ain't no bitch rob drips out with his dad hat and the new balances when he wears those. Yep
No, I mean, hey, there are some new. Hey bro. New balance is making a fucking comeback bro
I was talking with nick about this. That's when rob goes on his 3 p.m. Shopping trips. I don't know. I don't know when they
Dude he keeps shooting you with that fucking brownie gun. We're gonna wrap this up. I gotta make a brownie gun
I'm like we're gonna wrap this up. I gotta make a doo doo
Really rob's got our entire knot. Ew. I was gonna say my turd cutter is on fire right now. We gotta end this shit
You got him fucking hemorrhoids you got. You got a chili ring burning
I was gonna say new to me said my dirt star
Yikes chocolate chocolate starfish. Yeah hot dog flavored water. Ew. Shout out limbiske
Shout out thirsty bro the other day when you bursty. Yeah, shout out fred dursty dude when you burped in my face the other day
It smelled like dog water
Seriously, like, you know dogs like their waters in the bowl too long and it's just like a mixture of
I actually don't because i'm a fucking og and I know I don't give my dog fresh
But you know what i'm talking about though every meal he gets fresh water dog water every every meal
I know two times a day I respect it and I rinse his bull out every time
Yeah, you should rinse something else out too like that mouth. Yeah. Yeah
You're on one today bud. I don't like it. I stay on one wait till the camera's cut. I'll beat the fuck out of you
Bitch i'm on one
Hold up
You got any other questions?
No
You got anything?
Nope. Yeah, I figured quitter
Just put it in the bag. You remember that song?
Shout out fabulous
I think i'm gonna buy a vape after this. Yeah, you should really that way you can quit putting your dirty fucking mouth on jay's
Remember that remember that uh rogue I put in my mouth
Yeah, wait, did you put the rogue that fell on the floor? Yes. Nice the granola toe rogue
Granola rogue. Yeah
Anyways put a rogue on
Put a rogue in that enough to breathe and be a fucking shag rug. I went rogue
Zero dark 30 bro. Have you guys seen black hawk down? Yeah
Yes, I don't know why I just thought of that probably 11 or 12 times such a good movie
Yeah, josh hartnett zero dark 30 is a beast in that movie zero dark 30
Yeah
saving ryan's privates
Really?
You know, it's actually a really good one. Is it I can't ever remember. Is it 13 hours 13 hours? Yeah
I was literally just with john krasinski or whatever. Yeah, jim with jim. Yeah, ben gauzy. Yep
Fucking that shit that fucking movie is hard bro hard hard. That shit makes me want to like fucking get in a fight
also
Fawke hillary clinton
What
No that like hillary clinton
Yeah
I was like wait what no jay's like I love oh wait. You were a pelosi lover, huh?
He is he told me one time his confidence. I don't care. I can't believe those words just came out of your mouth boy
You know what pelosi reminds me of like when I look at her what you know
Like when you go to change the bag out of your vacuum
And it's like it's been in there so long that it's like the fiber isn't like
Like tough anymore. Yeah, it's just like dusty and wrinkly dude. It's like that old lady off spongebob in the wheelchair
But she's like chocolate. You know what i'm talking about, right? I do that's what she is
I love spongebob
All right, guys
i'm like
well
I'm like it's been a fun one guys. It's been great. Yeah, thanks for uh hanging out with us
Thanks for listening if you've been here this long. Yeah, do we have any advice to strengthen people's lives?
um
Nud up or shut up
That's what neither here nor there. Oh, yeah, he doesn't like it because he doesn't abide by that rule. It's a pussy
What about you steve?
Hey, I said my piece nut up or shut up. All right, none of her shut up guys. No, do you have anything better?
No, that's good. That's you really nut up or shut up guys
I'm so sorry
Fuck you
Thank you for sticking around my bad stuck around this long tanks
Thanks until next time. Love you later guys. Bye. Bye