Yeah. Oh my God. Welcome. Welcome. That ain't it podcast. My name is Steve. O. G. Roggeybear.
I'm Rob and I'm Jay. God. You're boring. Really? Jay's boring. Boring? Little pouch of men.
You want to know what? Okay. So Steve, Steve on the last episode decided that he was going to go
rogue on us. Yeah. Oh, and then this, this motherfucker followed suit. Okay. Timeout.
It's yeah. It's he said it in the last episode. It's a fucking man's pouch. It's a man's pouch.
It's a man's pouch. It does have that burn right at the beginning, but that flavor is so good. Once
it mellows out, like when you're out doing man shit, you need a man's pouch. Yeah. But Zen is
still good and I will never cheat on you. He might. No, not a cheater. I mean, so now are we
not sponsored by Zen? We're not. We're not sponsored by shit. We're not sponsored by shit. What I think
of Zen is like, it's not bad. Like Zen for hers and him, right? Zen is out of Vikings. Man's pouch.
Yeah. Nuff said. Oh, guess what? Like since aren't bad. It was just the fucking slap is in
the big kahuna birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
All right. It was just blew up. I know I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dude.
Oh damn. I have to yell at least one. I get, I get so happy when I yell, dude. I don't know why
it releases a lot of energy from my tis. Happy dad. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Well, thank you. Yeah.
That was my birthday. It was, it was, what'd you turn 30? 34. Oh, so you look 30. You look 29.
Thanks. You look like an angel. Thank you. Yeah. You look like a gorgeous specimen over here with
that fucking gorgeous beard and nice face. Quit acting like such a ting. Keep, keep it coming.
My side ting over here. It's a side ting. You know whose birthday is coming up though?
Bobby. Steve's. Bobby Valentino. Mine's in June, dude.
Actually Rob, Rob deserves the, uh,
I'm done. Pop's on one today, guys. Yeah. Popped a few perk thirties. What? Well, I'd be down if I
popped those. You did not do that. That's true. And then I did pop us in and we, to be pop us in.
We did just have a, went to a bomb coffee shop and sat and just had some coffee. Enjoyed it.
It slapped. Shout out, uh, push and pull. Push and pour. Sorry. I don't know. Push and pour.
You kept saying push and pee earlier. These perk thirties got me itching like an ant hill over here.
Rob's on that push and pull diet. Stop. No. Push and pee diet. Spicy pee. Shout out Chick-fil-A.
Okay. Sorry. I got high. I'm all fucking zoomies right now, dude. I just want to
sprint around this house right now. Like Lucas. Shout out Lucas. Zen zooms.
Zen zooms. Zen zooms. Yeah. So, uh, what are we doing for your birthday, Bob?
Yard house. You want yard house? I love yard house. I love, dude, I'll get a half yard. I'll get two of them.
You won't. You won't. I will get two of them. I can handle it. No, I can even drive after. Nope.
You're a bit, you're a bit of, all I want for my birthday is to take, to drink two yardies and drive.
That's what I have birthday wishes. And if you guys deny it, you're pieces of shit. I want to drive on
my birthday after two yardies. We won't have to deny it because you'll be unconscious being taken out on the
stretcher. No, I can do two. I can do two. Yeah, I can. Robert, you are a fucking pussy. No, I'm not, dude.
You can barely do two 12ies. That's not even true. You're literally about two curves deep and about to pass out.
Nope. Yeah, you're on that passy shit. And those are 12, 12 fluid ounces. You read that? Can you read?
Yeah. Two 12ies are like a pacifier for you. Pacifier. Yeah, they just put you right to sleep.
I'm over here like this. Sucking on a pacifier. Okay. No, I do want to go to Yard House. Do you guys know what the yard,
half yards, I know everyone knows what a half yard is, right? Yeah, it's a foot yard house. Well, I know you guys.
You stop looking at me crazy, dude. A half yard is a foot and a half. No, it's fucking huge. And I feel like
everyone's been in Yard House so they know. Yeah, it's 18 inches. I can have, I can handle two of those.
I bet you could. Pause. Fucking little ting. Oh, Robert can handle two 18 inches he just said.
So, oh God, take that. Take that to the bank and cash out. Yep. I don't get paid enough for this.
You're talking like you're trying to earn a scholarship in a handbag. I don't get paid at all.
Not with that attitude, you don't drink up, bitch. Don't touch me. Okay. Hey, but hold on.
Are you staying on the yard thing? No. Okay. Yeah, because I've had enough of it. Well, no, we were talking about push and pull.
Push and pour. Push and pour. Yeah. Like I said, I felt like I was in Portland in there. Everyone was wearing Patagonia.
I felt like I was in downtown Portland, bro. No hate at all. It's not even hate. It was just like everyone's
a hipster hippie. And if you don't know, we are in Boise, Idaho. Yeah. Which, yeah. But somehow we found a place that
we found a place that smelled like oatmeal, coffee and patchouli. Yeah. A little bit of hummus. I'm kidding.
I feel like all the people. They did have like four different kinds of avocado toast. And this is no hate either, but I feel.
Yeah, they did. I feel like if it's winter time, but if there if all the females in there were wearing tank tops,
there would be bushes under their pits. That's how hipster it was. How hippie it was. I'm just saying.
You guys know I'm right, too. Cheers to that. I'm just not afraid to say it. Cheers, bitch.
You got to suck the excess off the sound up when I'm doing this. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to knock that off as soon as you can.
It was a it was pretty hipster hippie. It was going to lose. Fuck, dude. It was. It's no, hey, it's not.
No, it's literally like it's my favorite coffee shop in Boise. It's so fire. Great. Fantastic. Great environment.
It was my first time ever. Yeah. So many dogs, too. Tons of dogs. Yeah. I was I pet like two dogs a day at that coffee shop.
Love dogs. You tried to squeeze that one's ass, too. That was a little I wasn't I was pet. It was good. But it was a little but I was doing that.
It was like I was going like this on his on his ass, like the top, you know, right above the tail dogs like it.
They do like it. They like this. You don't know. You know what I'm talking about, too.
You know, they get a little waggy butt, dude. Like, dude, in their buck goes in different directions. Next dog does when you do that to him,
when you even do this to it, like slightly like that, literally.
Hold on, dude. You don't fucking touch a man when he's adjusting his pouch. Sorry. His pooch.
Thought he every time you do it to next dog, he goes like this with both legs and he stomps, dude. It's funny.
Anyways, a lot of dogs. The funny thing about the story, though, is I went to take a pouch out while we're waiting for our coffee.
And like my lid fucking did a like claw maneuver, did a kickflip and grabbed one and like threw it on the floor.
And I was like, fuck, man, now I have to toss that.
Rob's like, don't waste it. Just put it in my Zen thing. And I did right when he said it.
And I said, there's no way I'm putting that in my mouth, dude.
You just said everybody in here looks like they're from Portland. And I know that means they don't wash their fucking feet.
Yeah, but they had shoes on, which is probably worse.
It doesn't matter. Just the thought of someone not washing their feet.
Fucking nasty.
Yeah, it's not that bad. I'm fine. We'll see if I break out.
Are you saying you don't wash your feet?
No, I wash my feet. I put it. I use the.
Like you wash them or you rinse them?
I wash.
You just let your like when you're in the shower, you just let the water that like goes down and get your feet wet.
No, I wash it. I put soap on them between my toesies.
I don't believe that.
I put soap between my toesies.
Honestly.
And I scrub a dub dub.
I don't believe it.
If there was a life metaphor for what your foot washing process looks like, my imagination tells me that it's like you're rinsing a plate off, but then you just never put it in the dishwasher.
No, you've seen what I do.
Anytime it's not a paper plate, I wash.
What?
Hold on.
I've never seen you shower.
No, I'm not saying that.
I'm not the dish.
And you probably would like that pervert.
Ew.
Ick.
Really?
Red flag.
All men are trash.
Sorry.
I just all men are trash.
Facts.
Not false.
Yeah, false.
We're not fake news.
We're not.
We're not trash.
Well, someone out there might think I'm trash.
There could be at least, I don't know.
Yeah, but you're the real ones that love and know you.
You're not trash to us.
Yeah.
Facts.
Yeah.
Can you do that clap thing where they go like this?
No.
I don't waste my time.
You know what I'm doing?
I already know how to clap.
Yeah, but you're not doing it.
I already know how to clap.
And like that one works for me.
So like I don't do other dumb shit.
It's close.
Want to know something funny that I just realized?
What?
Mother.
I got it.
Sorry, guys.
We know you watch what's going on in the back and today we have a banger.
So we try our best to let you guys variety.
Sorry.
It's gone though.
Hey, Jay, speaking of I'm still on the hipster thing.
You have some crazy stories about hippies, hipsters.
No, hippies mostly, huh?
Some wild stories of hippies.
I thought you farted.
Sorry.
The gypsies of the Americana?
Yep.
Nice.
Legit though.
I like gypsies.
They're cool people.
Jay used to live in Willets.
If you guys don't know what that is.
Willets, California.
Everyone's like, what the fuck's a willet?
Yeah.
About to find out.
Yeah.
You know what a gullet is?
A gullet?
Is that your throat?
Gullet?
Yeah.
It's like a jib.
That thing that you're always fucking running.
Yeah.
OK.
Little gum bump in Yapper.
Cheers to that.
Just kidding.
Fuck you guys.
Wow.
I'm going to drink it before I can cheers.
Well, back to Willets.
Robert's the CEO of Yappy Madison Productions.
Really?
Yapp and Hood.
That was Yapp and Hood.
Yeah.
Yappy Gilmore.
What's another one?
Yappaholic D1 Yapper.
Anyways, continue your story.
Hurry up.
I'm getting bored.
Yappa Diasmith.
Do we want the Willets stories or do we want like Humboldt stories?
They're both.
The Willets one is funny.
Yeah.
Well, let's start with what region breeds the dirtiest hippie?
Oh, humble.
Let's go there.
I would say humble.
Let's start there first and climb out of the slums.
Humboldt County, California.
If you know, you know.
If you ever got to go to the slums, you want to start there.
It is what it is, what it is, what it is.
Exactly.
Say it again.
It is what it is, what it is, what it is.
And that's all it is.
So my brother, when he graduated high school, moved to Eureka, California.
Went to college out there.
Shout out Dylan.
Yep.
Shout out Dilly.
Dilly Willy.
But I would go out there every so often and hang out with him.
And there was some wild characters that lived in Eureka.
One of them was this.
I feel like that town probably started with a wild character, dude.
Like Eureka.
Yeah.
What this motherfucker just pulled up with his wagon and the wheel broke.
So he's like, Eureka.
Yeah.
Exclamation point.
Yeah.
Like the restaurant.
Isn't it a restaurant?
Yes. And that place is fire, dude.
Is it?
Yeah. Their bone marrow burger is fucking stupid, dude.
You don't know shit about bone marrow.
I do.
Dude, never in my life did I think I'd pay like a...
I would say Eureka, only because they're a chain restaurant, is like a seven where
it could be a ten, if that makes sense.
Never in my life did I think I'd walk up on a seven and pay $22 for a burger.
But it's the best fucking thing I've ever had in my life.
How much?
22, which is not bad.
Not if it's balling.
No.
Not if you're balling on a budget.
It's pretty bad.
Dude, I paid $42 for a burger before, but it was at the right restaurant.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
That'll bring a horse to its knees.
I'll tell you that.
A what?
A horse to its knees.
Oh, okay.
All right.
I want to hear this shit.
Okay.
So if you've never been to Eureka or the humble area, there's a...
The town over from Eureka is called Arcata.
And in the middle of town, they have the plaza.
Oysterfest.
A little park in the center of town and it's surrounded by bars and little shops and shit.
Hippies.
Tons of hippies.
So there was one hippie.
I don't know her real name, but she told everybody her name was Basil.
Was that not her real name?
Basil.
I don't think it was.
Basil.
So this is where it gets funny.
This is where it gets funny.
She was sitting there and my brother was telling me, he's like, dude, that chick over there,
her name is Basil.
She's fucking crazy.
Like, watch out.
Wait, so you and Dylan were just chilling, walking around and chatting?
Yeah.
Dylan, this was the first time I had been there to visit him.
And so he was just kind of showing me around.
He's like, watch out for Basil over there.
And crazy, like a stage five clean.
Check it.
Dylan was like, watch this.
She's across the street in the plaza and he's like, hey, oregano.
And yells at her like that.
Oh my god.
She fucking turns around.
She's like, it's fucking Basil.
Get her all riled up.
Dude, she was livid pissed.
Like, coming across the street to fucking tell Dylan what's up.
Wait, is she straight?
No, I'm not.
She's homeless, right?
Or no.
I mean, she probably had a tent or something, but.
Hey, a roof's a home.
Yeah, I know.
No, no, no.
Hey.
Hey, did you guys ask her when she fucking pulled up, dude?
Like, yo, Basil, why you being so spicy?
Yeah, that's a good one.
No, that is a good one.
I would have said some shit like that.
No?
Yeah.
But Dylan, I guess, like always gives her shit.
And so like when she came over and chewed Dylan's ass out for calling her oregano,
then she was like, what are you doing, Dylan?
Like, oh, like all cool buddy, buddy.
But to see her get so pissed when he's just like, hey oregano.
You've actually I've never heard you tell that story, actually.
Oh, really?
I was thinking of something.
I thought you were going somewhere else with it.
She was a mean person, though.
Like she somebody was walking by the plaza with like a to go food thing.
And like they threw it in the trash like they were done with it.
And she like gets up off the seat and like goes over and fucking takes it.
And then Dylan was like, you nasty bitch or like.
Hey, and if you guys don't know Jay's brother, he's wild.
He is wild.
And he says shit that he probably shouldn't sometimes.
But he's saying shit that I wouldn't even say.
Have you seen this podcast?
We'd be saying some shit we shouldn't say.
But if you know my brother, he is a sweet guy.
We love he just likes to say crazy shit to people that he knows.
He's mad spicy.
He's not.
I love it.
That's why we love doing.
Yeah, he's not mean to people that he does.
If you guys need some fire jewelry.
Oh, yeah.
What's the pawn shop called?
Idaho Pawn and Gold.
Shout out Idaho Pawn and Gold.
Shout it out.
Dylan will get you.
He's a nasty drippy.
We got that Supreme board from there.
The chrome drip.
The chrome load.
We're not going to tell you what we got it for, even though we might have already.
But right now, we're not going to.
We're not going to repeat ourselves.
Paid a pretty penny for it.
Literally, it was about a penny.
And it was a pretty one.
Yeah.
Shiny.
Robert shined it right up.
In that same day, though, so there's a bar called Toby and Jack's.
And we just walked out of the bar.
We were standing there smoking a cigarette.
Wait, what time of day was this?
By this time, it was maybe like 4 or 5.
Day drinking.
Day ridge.
It was his birthday, to be fair.
OK.
Toby said.
Day walkers.
We walk out, and there's this homeless dude.
Hippie.
I don't even know if he was homeless.
Straight gutter hippie, like dirty hippie.
Gutter hippie?
Yeah.
There's different levels of hippie.
And this guy was straight gutter hippie.
Straight from the guttle.
And this girl is walking by.
And yeah, she's good looking.
And he literally just stops and turns as he walks by her.
No, no, no.
This homeless guy.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Or this hippie guy.
Yeah.
And you've heard me say this.
And he turns.
And as she walks by, he's like, hey, yo, girl, what that tastes like.
No, he didn't.
Oh my god.
Straight up.
Are you straight up?
Is that where you got that?
That's where I got that.
That guy.
Oh my god.
Legendary.
They used to say that to me all the time.
It's like not to me, but.
She literally just smiles and shakes her head.
Because she just fucking knows.
He was a gutter hippie.
What that tastes like.
No shame.
Yeah.
Yo, what that tastes like.
It's like that video I sent you, Rob, where that dude's like, hey, girl.
OK.
I know.
Wait, is it the bubblegum thing?
Oh my god.
I don't.
Ah.
I haven't heard this.
Is it a little risky?
It's a video he sent me.
It's fucking.
Don't say the whole video because it's too long of a story.
It's the craziest thing I've ever heard.
He asked this girl.
He's on a video chat date with this girl.
And he's like being really nice and his buddy comes up and he's like, hey, bro.
So the funny part is, is he's talking to him and then the camera.
They go to mute the camera, but they didn't mute it.
They just like cut the video off on accident.
And he's telling his friend like, hey, dude, she's a white girl, bro.
You don't got to be like that, dude.
Just take her to a fucking Jack Harlow concert and buy her a Hydro flask at the end of it.
Yeah, seriously.
It's crazy.
He's like, she'll fall for you.
Yeah, and then his buddies, his buddies like, yeah, yeah, OK, I get it.
And the video comes back on and he just straight face looks at the camera and said, hey, girl.
So is it bubblegum pink or roast beef?
Right.
Yeah, dude, it's the craziest thing I've fucking ever heard.
I lost my shit, dude.
I don't like like compared to food.
Bubblegum pink, though.
Fucked me up.
It was all it's like that big league chew.
You know, the big league is like a specific shade of pink.
Yeah.
But the big chew, I wouldn't think of the color.
I think of more like a string shredded bubble.
Yeah.
Shredded bubblegum that just went through a paper shredder.
Yeah, like mashed up bubblegum stringy hubba bubba.
It's like someone got in the pan, dude, and started smashing grapes, but they were taters.
Oh, yep.
So back to hippie and Eureka.
Rob, we took Rob to Eureka once for Oysterfest.
It was right when I moved to Cali.
We went to the Redwoods, took some fire photos.
We did.
You saw that shit, right?
Some bangers.
Yeah, I was like this.
Yeah, Rob was that was back when Rob modeled.
There's one picture.
I never modeled.
Yeah, you did.
For me, you did.
There's one picture that's really funny.
That sounds a little sus, huh?
There's one picture that always makes me laugh from that trip,
and it's the one where Robert's in that button down and he's just standing like this.
No, that's.
Yeah.
Oh, that's no, that's in twin.
Oh, really?
That one's in twin.
Oh, is that funny to you?
That one's in twin.
This is the spit zone, baby.
Yeah, watch out.
Splash gets you forehead.
Tell tell everybody about fucking sunflower.
Dude, it was actually the same situation.
Like the Post Malone song?
No.
Yeah, this was a.
The left in the dust. This is a hippie, hippie girl in Eureka.
That's just a.
That's actually a banger, dude.
It's what everything you know that everything post he puts out.
So sorry.
So so many things.
No, it was the same situation and it was for the oyster fest.
And I still hate oysters.
They were still as nasty as fuck.
They were bomb.
Because Jay didn't tell you they were Rocky Mountain oysters.
It tastes like mucus.
Like if you know when you're sick and in the morning you have to like.
That's actually now I know that's what you ate because fucking muscles.
Like oysters.
Yeah, they're not mucus.
Those weren't even mucus.
He is still rubbery.
Those Rocky Mountain Bull nuts that you're talking about.
No, you got him good.
No, he's like, I didn't know oysters were so fucking right.
He's like, Rob, have you ever had clams, dude?
Check this fucking check the scallop out, dude.
I'm like, I didn't know.
He just toss them around.
Fucking break.
Fucking softball, dude.
Oh, shit.
Anyway, so we were there and it was fun.
And but it was a Dylan and Jay and Dylan knows the lay of the land over there.
Yeah.
And Dylan did the same thing.
He's like, dude, you guys look that check over there.
He like knows all it's because like everyone knows it's small town.
Right.
What do you think the population is?
Not very in Arcata, like probably.
No, but where we were, we're in.
We were in Arcata.
I was in the plaza.
So that was in the plaza.
Dude, keep going.
I need a bill.
I want one, too.
You want to be.
You want one.
Nope.
Why?
Hey, swap this out for me, though.
Bull.
Why?
It's unopened.
I want a cold.
I want fresh cold.
This is cold.
I want colder.
That's cold.
I want Rocky Mountain cold.
Yes, it's cold.
It's not ice cold.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
He's the burn.
Whatever.
So we were burn, baby, burn.
Yeah.
Did we just become friends?
No, because you become best friends.
Well, I want to say, yeah, but you fucked it up.
All right.
Did we be?
I'm like, yeah.
No, I think I've developed a stutter.
Seriously.
No, not kidding.
You have.
I'm like, a bit.
Like, you stumble over your words.
Feel that.
That is so much colder.
It feels the same.
It does not.
That's just getting started, too.
It could be colder.
No, dude.
I seriously, the last year, I've had shh.
Well, that was ruined.
Yeah.
Idiot.
That was going to be an ASMR clip,
and I was going to sell it for millions of dollars.
Way to go.
Are you talking about my shh?
Nope.
Yeah.
Oh.
I'm talking about the can crack.
No, yeah.
You ruined it with your little stutter shit you were going on there.
Speaking of stutter, I seriously have one, I think.
Yeah, you do.
It developed.
I didn't know you can develop one, and it's annoying.
I think I want to say too much at one time,
and I start speaking too fast, and I'm like, brrr.
And I stutter.
Yeah.
Have you ever had a situation in life where you had to do that?
You're like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
No, not at all.
Oh.
Nope.
Not once.
Steve's like, that happens to me every day.
All right, sunflower.
Yeah, we were at the Oysterfest, and Dylan did one of those things where he's like,
yo, guys, that's sunflower, and told us some crazy shit.
And we call her spunflower because she's fucking crazy.
Spun the fuck out.
Dude.
Wound up like a dreidel.
So check this out.
Check this out. She has dentures, but we're 99% sure she found them in the dumpster.
There's somebody else's dentures.
They're not sized for it.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm not trying to laugh, bro.
No.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Check it.
When she's talking, her mouth is moving, but the teeth fucking stay shut.
Yeah.
It's like, it's the craziest fucking thing you've ever seen.
Oh, dude, that sounds like a zombie movie, dude.
Yep.
Hey, you know how I have a bad memory, right?
Yep.
I don't remember if something funny happened while we were there,
but the only funny thing that I remember happening while we were encountered with
Sunflower was she was trying to get with Dylan, dude.
Oh, bro, she was hitting on Dylan.
Yeah.
Bro, and Dylan's like, fuck away from me.
So me and Dylan used to have super long hair.
What does she think she's going to do with those teeth closed, bro?
Bro.
No, she pulls them teeth out and fucking gums down.
Sorry for cussing.
Wow.
You guys, what the fuck?
OK, sorry for cussing.
Sorry.
Sorry for cussing.
Anyway, gum down, gummo.
Yeah.
Shout out 6ix9ine.
No.
No shout out 6ix9ine.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
OK.
We don't shout fucking Ratatouille Clan out.
You got any crazy breakup stories?
Oh.
No comment.
Just jumping right into that.
No comment.
Oh, why?
Oh, we're not talking about that here.
We don't talk about Bruno.
Or Voldemort.
Yeah.
I do.
I do have a.
Do tell.
It's a fucking.
It is the dumbest thing ever.
So me and a buddy just graduated high school, and we were trying to decide where we wanted
to go to college and stuff.
And we're like, we should go check out the Art Institute in Seattle.
So me and him and my girlfriend at the time go up there, check out the school, all that shit.
We're up there for a few days and literally five minutes before.
Shut the fuck up.
Bro, I'm sorry.
I was doing something that you're going to fucking hate when you go to edit.
Oh, no, I can hear it.
I can hear it.
Dude, I can hear it.
Sorry.
Hey, it's time to grow up.
You're right.
Nut up and show up.
Is this grown up?
Is this grown up enough drinks of beer?
I know I've been trying to everybody quit touching shit.
I'm not touching it.
You can hear everything.
Hands off.
You hear that?
Hand check.
No, can't hear it.
Hands on your hands, pervert.
Hand check.
You're like, hold on.
Anyways.
Hands on your knees.
Sorry.
Sorry for cussing.
God, can you can you spit it out, man?
You don't give me the fucking opportunity to spit it out, cocksucker.
Jay snapped.
God damn it.
Hate it.
No.
OK, go on and ting.
Really?
Say the dance.
You can't say it.
Say it damn thing.
It's like a fucking magnitude five earthquake.
And you hear the way you're touching this table.
Twenty five, seven.
Sorry, I'm a rowdy boy.
It's a life of a roguie bear.
Oh, my God.
Anyways, bro, what's that shaking legit?
Sorry, dude.
I'll take my bro.
Literally, bro.
I can't.
Hands on your knees.
Still doing it.
You fucking amped.
Hands on your fucking knees.
Hands on your knees.
Shake that ass, ho.
OK.
Sorry.
Five minutes before we get in the car.
Let that coochie breathe.
Oh, my God.
OK, I'm done.
I'm sorry.
Fucking over it.
OK, I'm sorry.
So don't even give a fuck about the story.
OK.
Woosah.
I need to.
If I had some fucking earlobes left, I would fucking woosah,
but I can't.
Woosah.
OK.
Sorry.
What is that?
My hands are legit on my knees.
Do you guys hear that?
Yes.
It's something.
I don't know what it is.
Whatever.
Fuck it.
I don't like it.
Fuck it.
I don't fuck it.
I'm not fucking.
I can't.
He's like, all right, fuck it.
Fuck it.
I don't fucking like it.
OK.
Continue, please.
Yeah, I'm done.
So we check out the school in Seattle,
literally like packing the car, and she fucking breaks up with me.
How far is the drive?
Eight hours.
Should have made that bitch walk.
Bro, it crossed my mind.
But that was the most awkward fucking stupid eight hours.
Like, bitch, why couldn't you just wait till we got back home?
Yeah.
Was there?
Now you have to sit in your own shit for eight hours.
Then when I stopped to get gas, I asked my buddy, I was like, hey,
do you need anything?
And she had the fucking nerve to ask me to get her a drink.
I was like, bitch, I don't even want to look at you.
Did you get her a drink?
Yeah, because I'm a nice guy.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
Fuck.
I would have been like, for sure, Venmo me and I'll show you
the receipt for the gas and you can third it.
Well, Venmo didn't exist then.
This was pre Venmo.
That was Venmo.
Yeah.
Sorry.
That was Venmo.
Anyways, that was that was fucking stupid breakups.
Waiting not or sorry, not waiting until the fucking drive is over.
Done like shitting your pants and not going home to change.
You just got to sit in it.
How awkward was it, though?
Hella.
Oh, yeah.
What was the ride like?
Wait, was it you two?
No, it was me and my buddy.
And oh, and your buddy.
OK, yeah.
Your buddies over here like, so anyways, pretty much.
Hey, who was sitting up front?
How about the cowboy?
We literally just blared death cab the whole day.
I'm loud as fuck.
You're sorry.
I can't hear you.
Yeah.
Who'd you let sit up front?
My buddy.
Yeah.
I would have fucked that bitch.
I'm not sitting next to her.
No.
Yeah.
You fuck around like that.
Fuck you.
I should have been an asshole.
I mean, you should have.
You know, you should have bought her.
What she asked for you to buy.
What kind of drink?
I don't even remember.
Was it the Soty?
No, I think it was just a water.
Honestly, you should have done.
Cut her gator.
You should have.
I should have got like a V8 or something.
Should have got her fucking Dr. Pepper.
Fucking make the coochie stink because all that drinks Dr. Pepper makes you.
My God makes your fucking cooter stink.
Gives on you for drinking Dr. Pepper.
You sicko.
Dude, Dr. Pepper will give your fucking who see fucking 23 flavors.
The who see you're all who see.
Let that coochie breathe.
Seriously, though, that's the craziest.
The who sees 23 flavors.
Yeah.
Dude, that sound is fucking.
Did you just got Eiffel Tower me?
Holy shit.
Write that down.
Rob got Eiffel Tower.
No, I didn't.
I've never been to Paris.
That's a good one.
God.
What about you, Steve?
You got to get them.
I do, but I feel like Steve has a bad ass stories.
Is it bad, though?
How bad?
Like what kind of bad?
Yeah, there's multiple.
There's like, is it bad that we should not say live?
It's so bad that I would never mention this person's name.
I feel like we got to hear it.
You guys want to hear it?
Let's go.
We want to hear the story.
All right.
So.
Honestly, I don't know where to start it.
Actually, I do.
So I was dating this girl for like,
I think at the time we broke up, it was like a year,
but we ended up getting back together later, which
I shouldn't have said that part because after I tell you the story,
you're going to be like, what the fuck are you doing, bro?
You turned in one of them dirty fucking gutter hippies, huh?
Bro.
No, I'm not going to judge you.
No, I didn't do it.
Dirty gutter.
It was a joke.
Sorry.
I'm sorry for custom.
Dude.
It's hard to get it out.
No, it's just all right here.
You ready?
Yeah.
Here we go.
So we were dating for like a year and I mean,
she was cool in a lot of ways, but in a lot of ways,
not really not cool, just didn't vibe with what I was looking for at the time.
And so I decided to break up with her and I was like,
we can still be friends and all that stuff because
like, you know, nothing weird happened or anything like that.
And it upset her very much.
And there was this other girl at the time that I started hanging out with
and they weren't like friends or anything, but she knew who she was.
And this fucking bitch would drive by my house, dude, at night.
What?
And like call me and be like, why is she?
I won't say her name either, but she's like, why is she at your house?
And I'm like, yo, no, listen,
that's not even the crazy part.
We just watched a documentary on this shit.
Remember?
That's not even Nicole remembers.
That's not even the crazy part.
That is crazy.
That's why I don't don't infringe on people's space unconsensually.
Yep.
There's something called boundaries.
Yes.
We're spectrum respect, respect them, respect.
Respect, respect.
So sorry, dude, you've been listening to too much metal lately.
Back. So like I wasn't I wasn't like, I was choked.
Please don't judge me because like I know we this is a just listen.
Just listen.
I do believe that I'm a good person, but sometimes you're my boy.
Sometimes I'm I'm a dog in the doggy dog world.
Yeah, I just like the water pond, dude.
Sorry. I like the water pond.
I like to swim, dude.
Yeah, I get it.
But me and that girl that she was like stalking me over basically weren't really dating.
And obviously me and this other girl had a history and she like hit me up and was like,
hey, can we hang out tonight?
And I was like, yeah, sure.
And she had already driven by my house at the time and was like,
well, I'm not hanging out with you unless you tell her to leave.
And I was like, that's that's crazy, bro.
Like, why do you keep driving by my house?
The the new girl you were hanging out with was driving around your house?
Well, yeah, because she hit me up randomly.
So like I was already hanging out.
You know what I mean?
So wait, this wasn't the crazy girl.
No, we'll say we'll say girl one.
That's all I'll address her.
OK, girl one's the one you broke up with.
Yes. Girl two is the one that the new was hanging out with.
Yeah. So girl two is still they were both driving around your house.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
You got some fucking stage four clingers going on here.
They were in cahoots.
But listen, for the people out there that are being judgey, this is when I was in college.
OK, then be dark times.
No one's judging you.
Yeah. And if they are, you can you have the freedom to fuck off.
Yeah. Fuck right off while you're fucking yourself.
Yeah. So don't touch me.
Steve's like, yeah, moving forward.
I'm hanging out with girl two girl one drives by, and that's when she texted me
and was like, hey, can we hang out tonight?
And I was like, yeah, sure. Whatever.
And she's like, OK, well, I'm not hanging out with you then unless you ask girl two to leave.
And she addressed her by name, obviously.
And I was like, I was like, yo, why are you being so crazy?
Like, I am not with her.
I'm not with you.
I'm doing my thing.
I'm hanging out with her right now.
We can hang out later if you want to.
If you don't, that's fine.
You're like you asked to hang out.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah. And so hold on.
God damn it, dude.
Motherfucking nose is running.
Really, Steve?
God damn.
What the fuck?
You need to stop walking off.
Do we need to keep some fucking tissues up here for you?
Yeah, dude.
Do we need to tie you to the chair?
And a little freaking nose wipey.
I'm going to get some fucking cuffs and cuff your ass to the cover.
Yeah, we're going to get fuzzy ones, too.
Yeah.
Well, sorry.
Leopard fuzzy cuffs.
Maybe I already have them.
Ew. TMI. TMI. Ew. Gross.
Yeah, I don't.
Just so you know, Jay, that's a mommy and daddy shit.
I don't like the fluffy cuffs because I want my fucking wrist to hurt.
Oh, my God.
All right.
This is a therapy session now.
So anyways, back to what I was saying.
I told girl one.
And I have some.
Jay's married. It's fine.
That's fine. It's legal.
It's legal.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's in.
It's in Deuteronomy.
Yeah.
Oh, what was that one versus?
It's within the bound.
It's within.
Collapalations seven seven or some shit.
Oh, my God.
I laughed so hard when I heard that.
Collapalations mountains.
Whatever Jay decides to do with his wife
is within the boundaries of their matrimony, bro.
It's legal.
It's fair. Yeah.
I know.
It may be legal.
It's just I don't want to hear it.
Sure.
I just want to throw up.
Be fucking grown, dude.
Yeah.
Grow up.
Just thinking about your bare butt, dude, is disgusting.
Shut your mouth, Rob.
Listen up.
Listen, somebody's got a fucking nasty ass.
Someone's got to see it.
My wife likes my butt.
You ever seen a grown man naked?
All right, Steve, let me finish.
Don't be like the last person I was with, Rob.
Let me finish.
I'm like, dude.
OK.
All right.
So.
It's like the dude you put in the clip.
Make sure he's like this.
Yeah, it's like.
All right.
All right, Steve.
So leaving back to where I left off.
I was like, I'm not with her.
I'm not with you.
If you want to hang out, we can.
If not, that's cool.
I understand.
But I'm not going to tell someone that I'm hanging out with right now
that they have to leave.
Yeah.
And I'm not even going to get into why either.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
So I did not ask her to leave.
She left on her own volition a few hours later.
More like five minutes later.
We won't get into that.
Just joking.
So I texted her and was like, hey, she's gone.
If you want to hang out, we can.
And she's like, will you come over to my house?
And I was like, sure.
So I go over to her house and when I get there, I'm like, hey, we can hang out and stuff.
And honestly, we can probably do whatever you want.
I'm just not going to stay the night.
You know what I mean?
And she was cool.
You guys play Uno and shit?
Yeah.
Go fish?
Yeah.
That's a good one.
Played some kind of fish.
Yeah.
Watch it.
Watch it with that, bud.
Slappy fish.
Yeah.
Wow.
Interesting.
Never heard that one, actually.
That's crazy.
Slappy fish.
Not that it smelled like fish.
Yeah.
But thank you for clarifying.
Yeah.
It's still kind of funny.
Oh, I would walk right the fuck out.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Sorry for cussing.
Just to be honest.
Yeah.
I'm about that top shelf.
All right.
So the story.
God damn.
So we hung out, you know, three, four hours.
Yada, yada, yada.
Did our thing.
Seinfeld.
I did what I said and I went home.
She called me like right when I got home.
This is girl two.
Yeah.
Girl one.
Yeah.
Whoa.
The stage fiver.
Yeah.
So she calls me because like she knows how long it takes to get from her house to mine.
Right.
So she calls me like right when I pull up and she's like girl two's house.
No, I went back home.
Yeah.
He went back home.
I played enough.
Yeah.
He was with girl two and then went and then went to girl one's house and then went to
one's house and then went home.
Just playing twister all night.
Because daddy was tired.
Yeah.
So I'm, you know, pull up to my house and she's like, hey, are you home yet?
And I was like, yeah, I just got here.
And she's like, you know, goes into the conversation of like wanting to be back
together and all that stuff.
And I was like, dude, I understand.
But like, that's just not what I want right now.
And like maybe later it's what I want because like still care about you.
I just, you know, at the time it wasn't working out.
And like, you know, she was upset and teared a little bit, you know, which is what
people do when they're sad.
The water works.
Yeah, it's normal, dude.
But, you know, throughout the conversation, I was like, dude, I'm tired.
Like I need to go to bed.
We can talk about this later.
And she was like getting more intense and didn't want me to get off the phone.
And I was like, dude, honestly, like if you keep going, I'm just going to hang up
because like I'm tired and I'm trying to tell you that and that we can talk about
it later.
I can't even sleep like that.
Did you have work?
I know it was a weekend, but it doesn't matter, dude.
I was tired.
That's fair.
Did a lot of work that day.
Chill.
What?
A lot of games of Twister.
Yeah.
Yes.
You guys play Candyland too?
No.
That top hat.
Nope.
Tip of that top hat.
Had to be there.
Yeah.
So I'm literally sleeping and don't ask me why this was a thing.
This was a thing, but.
That's insane.
I used to leave my side garage door open, but I had to close gate and like,
I don't know, from a country town, bro, generally people don't break
in your fucking house when you're sleeping.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So my side.
You leave your fucking door unlocked.
Is this going where I think it's going?
Yes.
Holy mother.
Listen, I leave my side garage door unlocked and she knows this,
obviously, because we've been together for a while.
Girl one.
I'm sleeping in my fucking bed, dude.
And I wake up out of nowhere because I heard something.
I didn't know what it was.
Obviously, I'm fucking in like REM cycle.
You didn't have a dog.
No, I didn't have a dog at the time either because someone stole her.
You were the dog.
Yeah, I was the dog.
I still got the dog in me.
Down, down shadow.
Shout out shadow.
But and honestly, bro, this situation, it didn't like fuck me up mentally,
but just in a world of what the fuck, it's burned into my memory, dude.
And I've had a actually kind of a funny story that's not funny that kind of adds
into like my trauma of why I went the direction I did, which I'll tell you in a minute.
You never finished what happened though.
You said that's what I'm saying.
Like I have a funny story that's not really funny,
but like it led me to have this fear, if that makes sense,
what I'm about to explain.
So I hear a noise and I like wake up like discombobulated, you know, like when
someone wakes you up and you don't know what's going on and you're like,
oh, what the fuck?
Where am I?
And I like look up and this bitch is like two fucking feet from my face, dude, just sobbing.
I swear to God in my room, bro.
Crazy sobbing.
Like a horror movie.
Yes.
I got creeped out.
I got the heebie jeebs.
She's sobbing and like.
I got them bumps.
My timbers are shivered.
Normally in a normal situation, I would have no fear or feel threatened from a woman,
obviously, you know what I mean?
And you wake up, you're like, no, in this moment, bro, I wake up and instantly I just like scoot over
and I like fucking like obviously adrenaline's pumping at this point.
So I'm why the fuck awake?
Well, also you're out of a REM cycle.
So it's fucking confusing as shit.
Yes.
And before I say anything, bro, just look at her hand to make sure she didn't have a fucking weapon in her hand.
You know what I mean?
Because, you know, things might have went a different direction.
Yeah.
But I might have been on a documentary, dude.
Yeah.
But I look down at her hands and she has no knife.
No, no nothing, right?
So I'm like, I look at her.
I'm like, what the fuck are you doing right now?
Like, why are you in my house?
Yeah.
Like, seriously, she just has a mace and she goes like this, I need you.
Not not to be mean, not to be mean.
No, but you're just saying what happened.
But yeah, and I'm like flipping out at this point.
I'm like, dude, you need to get the fuck out of here right now or you're going to jail.
Yeah.
Like flat out.
No, for real.
Because like, that's crazy.
No, that's you just don't do that.
No, I wouldn't ever break into my homie's house.
Either.
No, no, no.
So you just don't do shit like that.
Like not why they're there if it's not a prank.
Remember boundaries.
Dude, one time me and Tory broke into Eli Taylor's house.
Oh, I forgot about Eli Taylor.
Yeah.
Damn.
That's why we didn't break in.
Tory and Eli used to be roommates and even after they weren't roommates,
they were like best friends.
Yeah.
So Tory saw the key to the house and Eli knew that.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's not like he kept it and didn't say anything.
Talking with him or something.
Yes, Tory went.
Tory and I went to his house.
Also, I won't say her name, but create Eli has a fucking wild story kind of like that.
Only this bitch used to break into his house to clean it because she wanted to marry him.
Bro is the craziest fucking thing I ever heard.
And he was asking me one day if you should call the cops.
He's like, bro, it makes me so uncomfortable.
And I was like, dude, just try and figure out when she does that.
So you're not there and your house will always be.
For real though.
Oh my God.
Damn.
You're like, I haven't planned.
I'm not going to say who she is, but you know, one day in her.
You know who you are if you see this.
One day in the future after that, she happened to be Miss Idaho.
And I know you know what that means, Rob.
I don't.
You don't?
No.
I'll tell you after who it was.
You know exactly what she is.
Yeah.
OK.
Rob, I thought she was a top shelf 10.
Hold on.
Wait, bro.
She was swinging from it like Tarzan did.
That's a big yikes.
Crazy.
But anyways, yeah, you win some, you lose them.
That's yeah.
Oh my God.
Ew, dude.
Yeah.
But Tori and I, so we go into his house when he was at work and he had a big ass bed, dude.
I'm pretty sure it was like a king size.
We took his bed out of his room, disassembled his like, you know, solid wood frame, reassembled
it in his office and then put the bed on and then left.
Are you serious?
He comes home, he's like where the fuck is my bed?
And then he goes to check his email.
He's like, what the fuck?
No, dude, he was so upset, bro.
He literally called us immediately.
He's like, I know it was you guys.
You guys better come back here and fix it, dude.
I can't get my bed back in there by myself.
Like his anxiety was through the fucking roof.
Oh, dude.
Was it a California king?
Regardless, even if he was a queen.
I can't remember, but like I can carry a fucking queen mattress by myself down the hallway
and it took Tori and I to get this fucker down.
It was a king at least.
Yeah, it was a big bed.
Dude, mattresses aren't light either.
Bro, the new mattress you gave me with all the stains on it.
It's heavy as fuck.
There is a lot of DNA on that thing too.
Take a black light too.
I don't even want to.
Dude, you could cut a piece of that bed off and throw it in a mass spec and fucking get some lineage charts.
Jesus Christ.
Facts.
Dude, it's hotter than a...
Dude, it's toasty, dude.
It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in here.
It's like a fucking hell.
Only you would know that, Bob.
Long story short, she left.
Yeah.
What a crazy...
I will confirm after the podcast.
But I feel like I know who you're talking about.
But also, if that's who it is, that's insane.
Because it was this girl that everyone loves her, like super cool, super nice.
Apparently has a crazy side to her. Wow. Sorry
Those are the ones you always like you hear like the serial killer shit and like everybody's like oh
I thought he they were a great person. They were so nice, bro
Have you seen crazy like yeah fucking dude that shot up the Colorado movie theater? Yeah, that's what everybody said about that, dude
They're like, oh my gosh, she was so nice and like help like he's very
Crazy about that movie theater. So when I moved to Colorado what part of Colorado Colorado Springs, I think no
I was in Aurora. Okay. Yeah, so, you know right right next to Denver
How far is that from Denver Aurora? Yeah, like I don't think I've been there 15 20 minutes like oh, it's like mad close
It's like a the suburbs. It's like from here to a Meridian. Yeah. Yeah, so
Some of my roommates were like hey, you want to go see a movie? I was like fuck. Yeah, let's go
They're like we know this movie theater. That's really hella hella cheap and I was like, oh, okay
We go it's that fucking movie theater. Oh like they like people don't go there anymore
So all the movie tickets are dirt. It was like less than $10 to go see. Yeah, it's like movies
Yeah cheap as fuck. Dude. I don't know if I can go to that
It was pretty wild to be in there like for sure like it feels weird, but I think it's all mental
I mean I could I could go there for like a memorial
but not like to watch a movie for a matinee. Yeah
Just fucking
Watch Shrek again on they have Shrek playing dude. They're actually bringing dude. Sorry. I need you to finish that story
But there I saw on Instagram a credible source. It was credible. I promise they're putting Shrek 2
Back in the theaters again to celebrate the 28th of your anniversary. Yeah, but why Shrek 2? I don't know we should go see it though
Really? Yeah
Did you source that information that a fat joke when I?
Did you source like I'm an ogre like I'm an ogre so I need to go watch Shrek really I'm ogre whelmed by it
I wanted to with excitement
Ogre well hey come on just fucking chatters
You hit that shit hard yeah, I want to hear the crazy part though
No, that was it. It was crazy because like that movie theater is still like open and it's just dirt
Cheap to try and get people now because people don't want to go because it's like it's like if you're and there's like signs
Like you can't go in with your hood on and yeah, like all sorts can't have a Batman mask. Yeah, nothing. Yeah
No, shy Steve's allowed no
You know I won't go nowhere that won't let me wear a shy
It's like it's like fucking future said they told us we couldn't roll up and we fucked around to still rolled up. Yeah
Yeah, yo boom hey
Fuck I was gonna say something. Oh, no, it's like if you were like house hunting and you found out it was haunted
It's like people don't want it and it's cells for less or someone died in there or something. You know, that's how you know
That's how you know though. Like if you're if you are house shopping and you're like
This house is fucking awesome and it's half the price of any other. Yeah, and then you're like red fucking flag
You're like hold on something a right. No, you peel up the carpet and there's fucking pentagrams everywhere and blood stains and all that shit fucking
No, hell no. Yeah the house is
Half the price of all the other houses around it you better be fucking destroying some shit to find all the there were some sort of
Crime there was some sort of yellow tape in that bitch. Yeah. Yeah
Anyways, thanks for on a lighter note. Yeah on a lighter note Steve's birthday is also in May. It's in June. Fuck
Oh shit 22nd a lot of you might not know this you're shitty friend Bob
Someone's who said May Oh Nicole June 22nd. It was
Do you hear that June 22nd everybody Steve like me some shit. It's a summer rager likes gifts
Hey, can I DJ can we throw a party for you?
Demos for my Venmo. Can we throw a party for your DJ and I'll do for your birthday and I'll DJ for it
Yeah fire
Yeah fire. We do like I'll do $200 for you. Can we do a kegger?
Yeah
Do we just become best friends? Mm-hmm. I wanted to do I need to karate in the garage. Yeah
He said
I'm just like dude. You sound like a mountain man when you do that
Dude, what's that show an experienced Gruner? What's that show?
There's a lot of shows like this, but it's where they straight it's um, they live in the mountains on their own. Oh
Are you talking about like the last Alaskans shit like that?
Yeah, I think that's a good one. I think that's a good one
It's like two guys one cup or something. No, it's not that oh one guy one jar that was your lap
Hey pull pull it up. No, don't pull that up. You just gotta hit Rob's last search
He's got that shit on fucking
Favorites
You get for saying that fucking shit how I told you to stop bringing in that shit
I'm not gonna do that. You're gonna put that shit on the table. I'm not gonna do that
Favorites, who the fuck told you that you get for saying that fucking shit how I told you to stop bringing that up and i'll get you
Bro, that video is actually insane. Yep, you've seen it
What are you talking one guy one jar? You've never seen that. No, they don't yeah, he's seen it too. Don't
Not worth it. No, no, no
Remember that era where I got roped into the two girls one cup when I was younger that same era right there
Makes me not even want to watch one guy in a jar
Has nothing to do with poop. It's actually I don't know what's worse. No, it's fucking worse. Don't be a little scat boy
I'm not that's getting better. I'm about two girls one cup
Fucked up, okay, but one guy one jar is it was that era of like two girls one cup one
Uh guy one jar and then it was like bme pain pain olympics. You ever see that shit?
No, dude, you know what i'm talking about. Yeah, sorry. It was a crazy era. What was that like 20?
2009 or something you're gonna stop. Yeah
Literally like I was gonna stop. I just graduated. It's so nostalgic gonna stop
Straight 4chan b-thread shout out anybody that knows that shit. Fuck
Fucking why we're just talking about that shit too. We're wild. I love jackie chan too. That shit is not a thing anymore
Let's find out. Nope, dude. Can I be real? I've actually I don't like that shit
I do you want to can I tell you guys a really funny story to end right now?
With the two girls the only reason why I've seen that video is because
Do you remember jay-c?
Yeah, yeah fucking jay-c
Oh zappy
Zapata
Don't
No, it's not it's not in court
You know, I literally we were at a sleepover and you don't got to keep using governments, bro
We ain't in the fucking proceedings
We lived in he lived in kimberly at the time in like his grandparents house at no shout out to kimbo
But they were in like the nice where like those neighborhoods are like hella spread apart and like you have huge backyards and shit
I've been there really nice. They had a nice ass house and
Your parents are dope. There's great. Yeah, his grandparents are fucking sick. But you know, they they lock
We were all having like a sleepover. This was like high school. Maybe like middle school. Maybe ish something like that and
They locked me in the room
Okay, they're like you're watching this and they were pointing airsoft guns at me
Airsoft guns at me bro. And guess what?
I sat there and watched it because I didn't want to be shot and then guess what I found out
There was nothing in the clips
That was how I saw that fuck i'm so mad about that to this day
So you got traumatized and then they told you that there was no ammo. So you got even more traumatized
Fucking liars. Yeah, because you're like I didn't actually have to sit here and watch this
I'm like they fucking pinned my eyes open. No kidding
I'm like crazy. Anyways, that was that's how I saw that shit. That's what I would have done bro
It would have made me feel uncomfortable to like put a weapon on you even an airsoft gun round
So I just would have zip tied you to a chair and take your eyes open. Yep
Some scotch. Yeah, what?
That's not weird
Nope, that's crazy. Yeah, I don't want you to miss anything
It was the I couldn't watch it I was like I made me want to throw up
But we should change the subject off that yeah off that shit quit it. No pun intended. Well, we told you before you started the stop
It's true
To be fair. Oh again speaking of okay
Bring up another I don't have another story. Thank god
well
you know, I think uh
I think that about wraps it up. I think episode, uh
Five what how would we uh end off some good life advice? Hmm?
Not every book
Yeah, not every balloon not looks the same what is happening Jesus
Ew dude, I'm talking about no dude. Yeah, it was no like yes. No, like birthday balloons. Yeah, like, you know
That's what i'm saying bro
Yeah, like you have the helium ones you have the water balloons. Yeah, all the knots are different. Yeah
everybody's not
Sometimes sometimes you get i'm sorry you go to tie that balloon and uh you get that little air pocket
Gross
Dude, you blew my ears out with that one again steve. Fuck. Okay
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