1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:28,240 Yeah. Oh my God. Welcome. Welcome. That ain't it podcast. My name is Steve. O. G. Roggeybear. 2 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:37,600 I'm Rob and I'm Jay. God. You're boring. Really? Jay's boring. Boring? Little pouch of men. 3 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:47,280 You want to know what? Okay. So Steve, Steve on the last episode decided that he was going to go 4 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:52,800 rogue on us. Yeah. Oh, and then this, this motherfucker followed suit. Okay. Timeout. 5 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:59,120 It's yeah. It's he said it in the last episode. It's a fucking man's pouch. It's a man's pouch. 6 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:04,800 It's a man's pouch. It does have that burn right at the beginning, but that flavor is so good. Once 7 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:10,080 it mellows out, like when you're out doing man shit, you need a man's pouch. Yeah. But Zen is 8 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:20,640 still good and I will never cheat on you. He might. No, not a cheater. I mean, so now are we 9 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:26,960 not sponsored by Zen? We're not. We're not sponsored by shit. We're not sponsored by shit. What I think 10 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:35,600 of Zen is like, it's not bad. Like Zen for hers and him, right? Zen is out of Vikings. Man's pouch. 11 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:42,960 Yeah. Nuff said. Oh, guess what? Like since aren't bad. It was just the fucking slap is in 12 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:52,720 the big kahuna birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. 13 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:59,040 All right. It was just blew up. I know I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dude. 14 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:04,080 Oh damn. I have to yell at least one. I get, I get so happy when I yell, dude. I don't know why 15 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:09,840 it releases a lot of energy from my tis. Happy dad. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Well, thank you. Yeah. 16 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:16,640 That was my birthday. It was, it was, what'd you turn 30? 34. Oh, so you look 30. You look 29. 17 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:23,840 Thanks. You look like an angel. Thank you. Yeah. You look like a gorgeous specimen over here with 18 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:30,000 that fucking gorgeous beard and nice face. Quit acting like such a ting. Keep, keep it coming. 19 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:38,000 My side ting over here. It's a side ting. You know whose birthday is coming up though? 20 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:43,120 Bobby. Steve's. Bobby Valentino. Mine's in June, dude. 21 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,360 Actually Rob, Rob deserves the, uh, 22 00:02:54,960 --> 00:03:01,680 I'm done. Pop's on one today, guys. Yeah. Popped a few perk thirties. What? Well, I'd be down if I 23 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:07,440 popped those. You did not do that. That's true. And then I did pop us in and we, to be pop us in. 24 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:13,440 We did just have a, went to a bomb coffee shop and sat and just had some coffee. Enjoyed it. 25 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:20,560 It slapped. Shout out, uh, push and pull. Push and pour. Sorry. I don't know. Push and pour. 26 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:25,840 You kept saying push and pee earlier. These perk thirties got me itching like an ant hill over here. 27 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:37,760 Rob's on that push and pull diet. Stop. No. Push and pee diet. Spicy pee. Shout out Chick-fil-A. 28 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:44,000 Okay. Sorry. I got high. I'm all fucking zoomies right now, dude. I just want to 29 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,680 sprint around this house right now. Like Lucas. Shout out Lucas. Zen zooms. 30 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:53,680 Zen zooms. Zen zooms. Yeah. So, uh, what are we doing for your birthday, Bob? 31 00:03:53,680 --> 00:04:00,320 Yard house. You want yard house? I love yard house. I love, dude, I'll get a half yard. I'll get two of them. 32 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:06,560 You won't. You won't. I will get two of them. I can handle it. No, I can even drive after. Nope. 33 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:12,880 You're a bit, you're a bit of, all I want for my birthday is to take, to drink two yardies and drive. 34 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:16,400 That's what I have birthday wishes. And if you guys deny it, you're pieces of shit. I want to drive on 35 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:20,800 my birthday after two yardies. We won't have to deny it because you'll be unconscious being taken out on the 36 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:27,200 stretcher. No, I can do two. I can do two. Yeah, I can. Robert, you are a fucking pussy. No, I'm not, dude. 37 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:33,760 You can barely do two 12ies. That's not even true. You're literally about two curves deep and about to pass out. 38 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:40,160 Nope. Yeah, you're on that passy shit. And those are 12, 12 fluid ounces. You read that? Can you read? 39 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:47,680 Yeah. Two 12ies are like a pacifier for you. Pacifier. Yeah, they just put you right to sleep. 40 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:55,840 I'm over here like this. Sucking on a pacifier. Okay. No, I do want to go to Yard House. Do you guys know what the yard, 41 00:04:55,840 --> 00:05:01,120 half yards, I know everyone knows what a half yard is, right? Yeah, it's a foot yard house. Well, I know you guys. 42 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:07,440 You stop looking at me crazy, dude. A half yard is a foot and a half. No, it's fucking huge. And I feel like 43 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:11,520 everyone's been in Yard House so they know. Yeah, it's 18 inches. I can have, I can handle two of those. 44 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:22,240 I bet you could. Pause. Fucking little ting. Oh, Robert can handle two 18 inches he just said. 45 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:29,840 So, oh God, take that. Take that to the bank and cash out. Yep. I don't get paid enough for this. 46 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:33,920 You're talking like you're trying to earn a scholarship in a handbag. I don't get paid at all. 47 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:39,280 Not with that attitude, you don't drink up, bitch. Don't touch me. Okay. Hey, but hold on. 48 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:47,280 Are you staying on the yard thing? No. Okay. Yeah, because I've had enough of it. Well, no, we were talking about push and pull. 49 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:55,280 Push and pour. Push and pour. Yeah. Like I said, I felt like I was in Portland in there. Everyone was wearing Patagonia. 50 00:05:55,280 --> 00:06:01,200 I felt like I was in downtown Portland, bro. No hate at all. It's not even hate. It was just like everyone's 51 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:13,040 a hipster hippie. And if you don't know, we are in Boise, Idaho. Yeah. Which, yeah. But somehow we found a place that 52 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:21,040 we found a place that smelled like oatmeal, coffee and patchouli. Yeah. A little bit of hummus. I'm kidding. 53 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:25,040 I feel like all the people. They did have like four different kinds of avocado toast. And this is no hate either, but I feel. 54 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:32,560 Yeah, they did. I feel like if it's winter time, but if there if all the females in there were wearing tank tops, 55 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:38,240 there would be bushes under their pits. That's how hipster it was. How hippie it was. I'm just saying. 56 00:06:38,240 --> 00:07:00,720 You guys know I'm right, too. Cheers to that. I'm just not afraid to say it. Cheers, bitch. 57 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:07,920 You got to suck the excess off the sound up when I'm doing this. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to knock that off as soon as you can. 58 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:18,880 It was a it was pretty hipster hippie. It was going to lose. Fuck, dude. It was. It's no, hey, it's not. 59 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:25,600 No, it's literally like it's my favorite coffee shop in Boise. It's so fire. Great. Fantastic. Great environment. 60 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:32,960 It was my first time ever. Yeah. So many dogs, too. Tons of dogs. Yeah. I was I pet like two dogs a day at that coffee shop. 61 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:39,280 Love dogs. You tried to squeeze that one's ass, too. That was a little I wasn't I was pet. It was good. But it was a little but I was doing that. 62 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:47,920 It was like I was going like this on his on his ass, like the top, you know, right above the tail dogs like it. 63 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:54,960 They do like it. They like this. You don't know. You know what I'm talking about, too. 64 00:07:54,960 --> 00:08:03,920 You know, they get a little waggy butt, dude. Like, dude, in their buck goes in different directions. Next dog does when you do that to him, 65 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,720 when you even do this to it, like slightly like that, literally. 66 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:12,720 Hold on, dude. You don't fucking touch a man when he's adjusting his pouch. Sorry. His pooch. 67 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:19,840 Thought he every time you do it to next dog, he goes like this with both legs and he stomps, dude. It's funny. 68 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:30,080 Anyways, a lot of dogs. The funny thing about the story, though, is I went to take a pouch out while we're waiting for our coffee. 69 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:39,600 And like my lid fucking did a like claw maneuver, did a kickflip and grabbed one and like threw it on the floor. 70 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,880 And I was like, fuck, man, now I have to toss that. 71 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:47,840 Rob's like, don't waste it. Just put it in my Zen thing. And I did right when he said it. 72 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:50,080 And I said, there's no way I'm putting that in my mouth, dude. 73 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:55,040 You just said everybody in here looks like they're from Portland. And I know that means they don't wash their fucking feet. 74 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:57,280 Yeah, but they had shoes on, which is probably worse. 75 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:02,880 It doesn't matter. Just the thought of someone not washing their feet. 76 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:03,600 Fucking nasty. 77 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:07,200 Yeah, it's not that bad. I'm fine. We'll see if I break out. 78 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,880 Are you saying you don't wash your feet? 79 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:12,160 No, I wash my feet. I put it. I use the. 80 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,000 Like you wash them or you rinse them? 81 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:14,560 I wash. 82 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:20,000 You just let your like when you're in the shower, you just let the water that like goes down and get your feet wet. 83 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,320 No, I wash it. I put soap on them between my toesies. 84 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,120 I don't believe that. 85 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:25,440 I put soap between my toesies. 86 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:25,920 Honestly. 87 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,120 And I scrub a dub dub. 88 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,080 I don't believe it. 89 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:39,360 If there was a life metaphor for what your foot washing process looks like, my imagination tells me that it's like you're rinsing a plate off, but then you just never put it in the dishwasher. 90 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,440 No, you've seen what I do. 91 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:44,880 Anytime it's not a paper plate, I wash. 92 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:45,600 What? 93 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:46,000 Hold on. 94 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,240 I've never seen you shower. 95 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:49,840 No, I'm not saying that. 96 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:50,960 I'm not the dish. 97 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,040 And you probably would like that pervert. 98 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:55,360 Ew. 99 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:55,680 Ick. 100 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:57,520 Really? 101 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,160 Red flag. 102 00:09:58,720 --> 00:09:59,600 All men are trash. 103 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:00,480 Sorry. 104 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,960 I just all men are trash. 105 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:04,480 Facts. 106 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,280 Not false. 107 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,160 Yeah, false. 108 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,360 We're not fake news. 109 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,000 We're not. 110 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,520 We're not trash. 111 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,200 Well, someone out there might think I'm trash. 112 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:15,600 There could be at least, I don't know. 113 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,720 Yeah, but you're the real ones that love and know you. 114 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:19,840 You're not trash to us. 115 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:20,340 Yeah. 116 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:21,760 Facts. 117 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:22,260 Yeah. 118 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,040 Can you do that clap thing where they go like this? 119 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:29,540 No. 120 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,200 I don't waste my time. 121 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:32,800 You know what I'm doing? 122 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,840 I already know how to clap. 123 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:34,720 Yeah, but you're not doing it. 124 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,080 I already know how to clap. 125 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,520 And like that one works for me. 126 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:41,040 So like I don't do other dumb shit. 127 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,000 It's close. 128 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,160 Want to know something funny that I just realized? 129 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:44,660 What? 130 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:46,580 Mother. 131 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:47,860 I got it. 132 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,520 Sorry, guys. 133 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,640 We know you watch what's going on in the back and today we have a banger. 134 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,200 So we try our best to let you guys variety. 135 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:55,760 Sorry. 136 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:56,260 Sorry. 137 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:58,640 It's gone though. 138 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,680 Hey, Jay, speaking of I'm still on the hipster thing. 139 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,880 You have some crazy stories about hippies, hipsters. 140 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:06,080 No, hippies mostly, huh? 141 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:09,440 Some wild stories of hippies. 142 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,160 I thought you farted. 143 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:10,560 Sorry. 144 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:12,000 The gypsies of the Americana? 145 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,060 Yep. 146 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:14,000 Nice. 147 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:14,960 Legit though. 148 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:15,680 I like gypsies. 149 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:16,400 They're cool people. 150 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,000 Jay used to live in Willets. 151 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,280 If you guys don't know what that is. 152 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,480 Willets, California. 153 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,160 Everyone's like, what the fuck's a willet? 154 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:22,660 Yeah. 155 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:23,840 About to find out. 156 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:24,340 Yeah. 157 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:28,960 You know what a gullet is? 158 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:30,480 A gullet? 159 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,120 Is that your throat? 160 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:32,880 Gullet? 161 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:33,200 Yeah. 162 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:33,920 It's like a jib. 163 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,680 That thing that you're always fucking running. 164 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:36,180 Yeah. 165 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:36,680 OK. 166 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,200 Little gum bump in Yapper. 167 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:43,600 Cheers to that. 168 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,160 Just kidding. 169 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:44,960 Fuck you guys. 170 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:45,940 Wow. 171 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:47,440 I'm going to drink it before I can cheers. 172 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,600 Well, back to Willets. 173 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,080 Robert's the CEO of Yappy Madison Productions. 174 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:55,140 Really? 175 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,040 Yapp and Hood. 176 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,880 That was Yapp and Hood. 177 00:11:58,880 --> 00:11:59,380 Yeah. 178 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:00,240 Yappy Gilmore. 179 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:02,720 What's another one? 180 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,480 Yappaholic D1 Yapper. 181 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,480 Anyways, continue your story. 182 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:09,120 Hurry up. 183 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:09,920 I'm getting bored. 184 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:12,560 Yappa Diasmith. 185 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,840 Do we want the Willets stories or do we want like Humboldt stories? 186 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,360 They're both. 187 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,360 The Willets one is funny. 188 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:23,860 Yeah. 189 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:28,240 Well, let's start with what region breeds the dirtiest hippie? 190 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:28,960 Oh, humble. 191 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:29,760 Let's go there. 192 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:30,640 I would say humble. 193 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:33,040 Let's start there first and climb out of the slums. 194 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,320 Humboldt County, California. 195 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,200 If you know, you know. 196 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,440 If you ever got to go to the slums, you want to start there. 197 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,240 It is what it is, what it is, what it is. 198 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:40,800 Exactly. 199 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:41,520 Say it again. 200 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,320 It is what it is, what it is, what it is. 201 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,360 And that's all it is. 202 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:56,000 So my brother, when he graduated high school, moved to Eureka, California. 203 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,600 Went to college out there. 204 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,200 Shout out Dylan. 205 00:12:59,200 --> 00:12:59,700 Yep. 206 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:00,600 Shout out Dilly. 207 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,160 Shout out Dilly. 208 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,200 Shout out Dilly. 209 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:02,840 Dilly Willy. 210 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,840 But I would go out there every so often and hang out with him. 211 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:17,240 And there was some wild characters that lived in Eureka. 212 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,960 One of them was this. 213 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:24,200 I feel like that town probably started with a wild character, dude. 214 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,640 Like Eureka. 215 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:26,140 Yeah. 216 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:28,840 What this motherfucker just pulled up with his wagon and the wheel broke. 217 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,080 So he's like, Eureka. 218 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:31,580 Yeah. 219 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,440 Exclamation point. 220 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,080 Yeah. 221 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:35,800 Like the restaurant. 222 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,520 Isn't it a restaurant? 223 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:37,960 Yes. And that place is fire, dude. 224 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:38,680 Is it? 225 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:41,480 Yeah. Their bone marrow burger is fucking stupid, dude. 226 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,360 You don't know shit about bone marrow. 227 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:42,860 I do. 228 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,280 Dude, never in my life did I think I'd pay like a... 229 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:55,400 I would say Eureka, only because they're a chain restaurant, is like a seven where 230 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,480 it could be a ten, if that makes sense. 231 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:03,000 Never in my life did I think I'd walk up on a seven and pay $22 for a burger. 232 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,800 But it's the best fucking thing I've ever had in my life. 233 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,360 How much? 234 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,840 22, which is not bad. 235 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:09,880 Not if it's balling. 236 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:10,440 No. 237 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,200 Not if you're balling on a budget. 238 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:12,920 It's pretty bad. 239 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:17,000 Dude, I paid $42 for a burger before, but it was at the right restaurant. 240 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:17,480 Yeah. 241 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,280 You know what I mean? 242 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:19,500 Yeah. 243 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,600 That'll bring a horse to its knees. 244 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:21,400 I'll tell you that. 245 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:23,800 A what? 246 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:24,600 A horse to its knees. 247 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,320 Oh, okay. 248 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:25,800 All right. 249 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,720 I want to hear this shit. 250 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:29,240 Okay. 251 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:35,640 So if you've never been to Eureka or the humble area, there's a... 252 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,520 The town over from Eureka is called Arcata. 253 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:42,440 And in the middle of town, they have the plaza. 254 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,000 Oysterfest. 255 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:50,280 A little park in the center of town and it's surrounded by bars and little shops and shit. 256 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,160 Hippies. 257 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:51,880 Tons of hippies. 258 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,280 So there was one hippie. 259 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:59,080 I don't know her real name, but she told everybody her name was Basil. 260 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,000 Was that not her real name? 261 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:01,400 Basil. 262 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,040 I don't think it was. 263 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:02,840 Basil. 264 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:03,340 Basil. 265 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,680 So this is where it gets funny. 266 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,960 This is where it gets funny. 267 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,080 She was sitting there and my brother was telling me, he's like, dude, that chick over there, 268 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:11,960 her name is Basil. 269 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,000 She's fucking crazy. 270 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,760 Like, watch out. 271 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,720 Wait, so you and Dylan were just chilling, walking around and chatting? 272 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:17,880 Yeah. 273 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,360 Dylan, this was the first time I had been there to visit him. 274 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,120 And so he was just kind of showing me around. 275 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,880 He's like, watch out for Basil over there. 276 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,040 And crazy, like a stage five clean. 277 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:26,600 Check it. 278 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,000 Check it. 279 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,240 Dylan was like, watch this. 280 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:34,520 She's across the street in the plaza and he's like, hey, oregano. 281 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,560 And yells at her like that. 282 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,080 Oh my god. 283 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,520 She fucking turns around. 284 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,840 She's like, it's fucking Basil. 285 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,640 Get her all riled up. 286 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,240 Dude, she was livid pissed. 287 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,600 Like, coming across the street to fucking tell Dylan what's up. 288 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,480 Wait, is she straight? 289 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,680 No, I'm not. 290 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:49,960 She's homeless, right? 291 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,280 Or no. 292 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,840 I mean, she probably had a tent or something, but. 293 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,000 Hey, a roof's a home. 294 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:55,480 Yeah, I know. 295 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:55,800 No, no, no. 296 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,920 Hey. 297 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,800 Hey, did you guys ask her when she fucking pulled up, dude? 298 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,960 Like, yo, Basil, why you being so spicy? 299 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,480 Yeah, that's a good one. 300 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:03,800 No, that is a good one. 301 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,320 I would have said some shit like that. 302 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:05,800 No? 303 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:06,040 Yeah. 304 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,280 But Dylan, I guess, like always gives her shit. 305 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:13,080 And so like when she came over and chewed Dylan's ass out for calling her oregano, 306 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,760 then she was like, what are you doing, Dylan? 307 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,680 Like, oh, like all cool buddy, buddy. 308 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:21,000 But to see her get so pissed when he's just like, hey oregano. 309 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,720 You've actually I've never heard you tell that story, actually. 310 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:24,120 Oh, really? 311 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:24,840 I was thinking of something. 312 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,120 I thought you were going somewhere else with it. 313 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,600 She was a mean person, though. 314 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:33,400 Like she somebody was walking by the plaza with like a to go food thing. 315 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,320 And like they threw it in the trash like they were done with it. 316 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:38,440 And she like gets up off the seat and like goes over and fucking takes it. 317 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,800 And then Dylan was like, you nasty bitch or like. 318 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,200 Hey, and if you guys don't know Jay's brother, he's wild. 319 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:46,920 He is wild. 320 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:50,040 And he says shit that he probably shouldn't sometimes. 321 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,760 But he's saying shit that I wouldn't even say. 322 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,680 Have you seen this podcast? 323 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,440 We'd be saying some shit we shouldn't say. 324 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,080 But if you know my brother, he is a sweet guy. 325 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:03,240 We love he just likes to say crazy shit to people that he knows. 326 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,040 He's mad spicy. 327 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:04,680 He's not. 328 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:05,240 I love it. 329 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,200 That's why we love doing. 330 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,800 Yeah, he's not mean to people that he does. 331 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,800 If you guys need some fire jewelry. 332 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:10,520 Oh, yeah. 333 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,800 What's the pawn shop called? 334 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,920 Idaho Pawn and Gold. 335 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,680 Shout out Idaho Pawn and Gold. 336 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:15,400 Shout it out. 337 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:15,880 Shout it out. 338 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:18,680 Dylan will get you. 339 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,040 He's a nasty drippy. 340 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,720 We got that Supreme board from there. 341 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:22,520 The chrome drip. 342 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,240 The chrome load. 343 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,600 We're not going to tell you what we got it for, even though we might have already. 344 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,960 But right now, we're not going to. 345 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,560 We're not going to repeat ourselves. 346 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,840 Paid a pretty penny for it. 347 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,920 Literally, it was about a penny. 348 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,240 And it was a pretty one. 349 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:35,740 Yeah. 350 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:36,920 Shiny. 351 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,040 Robert shined it right up. 352 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:43,560 In that same day, though, so there's a bar called Toby and Jack's. 353 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,320 And we just walked out of the bar. 354 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,360 We were standing there smoking a cigarette. 355 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,760 Wait, what time of day was this? 356 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:51,240 By this time, it was maybe like 4 or 5. 357 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,040 Day drinking. 358 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,160 Day ridge. 359 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,440 It was his birthday, to be fair. 360 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,240 OK. 361 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:55,800 Toby said. 362 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,480 Day walkers. 363 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,240 We walk out, and there's this homeless dude. 364 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,000 Hippie. 365 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,840 I don't even know if he was homeless. 366 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,480 Straight gutter hippie, like dirty hippie. 367 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,120 Gutter hippie? 368 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,080 Yeah. 369 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,520 There's different levels of hippie. 370 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,200 And this guy was straight gutter hippie. 371 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:10,920 Straight from the guttle. 372 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,160 And this girl is walking by. 373 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,440 And yeah, she's good looking. 374 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:18,280 And he literally just stops and turns as he walks by her. 375 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:18,760 No, no, no. 376 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:19,480 This homeless guy. 377 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:19,960 Oh, I'm sorry. 378 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,520 Or this hippie guy. 379 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,480 Yeah. 380 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,960 And you've heard me say this. 381 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:24,600 And he turns. 382 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:29,160 And as she walks by, he's like, hey, yo, girl, what that tastes like. 383 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:29,720 No, he didn't. 384 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:30,360 Oh my god. 385 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,320 Straight up. 386 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,120 Are you straight up? 387 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,080 Is that where you got that? 388 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:33,960 That's where I got that. 389 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:34,440 That guy. 390 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,480 Oh my god. 391 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,200 Legendary. 392 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,720 They used to say that to me all the time. 393 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,240 It's like not to me, but. 394 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,560 She literally just smiles and shakes her head. 395 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:42,600 Because she just fucking knows. 396 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,120 He was a gutter hippie. 397 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,160 What that tastes like. 398 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:45,880 What that tastes like. 399 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:46,680 No shame. 400 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:47,400 No shame. 401 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:47,880 Yeah. 402 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,880 Yo, what that tastes like. 403 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,080 It's like that video I sent you, Rob, where that dude's like, hey, girl. 404 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,200 OK. 405 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:54,680 I know. 406 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,320 Wait, is it the bubblegum thing? 407 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,120 Oh my god. 408 00:18:59,240 --> 00:18:59,640 I don't. 409 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:00,120 Ah. 410 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:00,920 I haven't heard this. 411 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,200 Is it a little risky? 412 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,400 It's a video he sent me. 413 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,040 It's fucking. 414 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:06,680 Don't say the whole video because it's too long of a story. 415 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,440 It's the craziest thing I've ever heard. 416 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,480 He asked this girl. 417 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,400 He's on a video chat date with this girl. 418 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:15,160 And he's like being really nice and his buddy comes up and he's like, hey, bro. 419 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,440 So the funny part is, is he's talking to him and then the camera. 420 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,360 They go to mute the camera, but they didn't mute it. 421 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,440 They just like cut the video off on accident. 422 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:30,120 And he's telling his friend like, hey, dude, she's a white girl, bro. 423 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,400 You don't got to be like that, dude. 424 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:35,720 Just take her to a fucking Jack Harlow concert and buy her a Hydro flask at the end of it. 425 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:37,480 Yeah, seriously. 426 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,040 It's crazy. 427 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,240 He's like, she'll fall for you. 428 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:43,320 Yeah, and then his buddies, his buddies like, yeah, yeah, OK, I get it. 429 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:47,480 And the video comes back on and he just straight face looks at the camera and said, hey, girl. 430 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,120 So is it bubblegum pink or roast beef? 431 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:50,620 Right. 432 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:55,720 Yeah, dude, it's the craziest thing I've fucking ever heard. 433 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,360 I lost my shit, dude. 434 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,440 I don't like like compared to food. 435 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,640 Bubblegum pink, though. 436 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:04,600 Fucked me up. 437 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,240 It was all it's like that big league chew. 438 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:13,640 You know, the big league is like a specific shade of pink. 439 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,520 Yeah. 440 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,840 But the big chew, I wouldn't think of the color. 441 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,560 I think of more like a string shredded bubble. 442 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,060 Yeah. 443 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,240 Yeah. 444 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,520 Shredded bubblegum that just went through a paper shredder. 445 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:29,640 Yeah, like mashed up bubblegum stringy hubba bubba. 446 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:36,280 It's like someone got in the pan, dude, and started smashing grapes, but they were taters. 447 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,120 Oh, yep. 448 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,880 So back to hippie and Eureka. 449 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,640 Rob, we took Rob to Eureka once for Oysterfest. 450 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,760 It was right when I moved to Cali. 451 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,240 We went to the Redwoods, took some fire photos. 452 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:51,640 We did. 453 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,680 You saw that shit, right? 454 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,200 Some bangers. 455 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,240 Yeah, I was like this. 456 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,920 Yeah, Rob was that was back when Rob modeled. 457 00:20:58,920 --> 00:20:59,480 There's one picture. 458 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,200 I never modeled. 459 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:00,680 Yeah, you did. 460 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,240 For me, you did. 461 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,560 There's one picture that's really funny. 462 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,600 That sounds a little sus, huh? 463 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,080 There's one picture that always makes me laugh from that trip, 464 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:10,120 and it's the one where Robert's in that button down and he's just standing like this. 465 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:11,960 No, that's. 466 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:12,440 Yeah. 467 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,960 Oh, that's no, that's in twin. 468 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:14,440 Oh, really? 469 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,000 That one's in twin. 470 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:15,880 Oh, is that funny to you? 471 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,000 That one's in twin. 472 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,600 This is the spit zone, baby. 473 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,480 Yeah, watch out. 474 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,000 Splash gets you forehead. 475 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:27,080 Tell tell everybody about fucking sunflower. 476 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,200 Dude, it was actually the same situation. 477 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,480 Like the Post Malone song? 478 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:31,960 No. 479 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:32,840 Yeah, this was a. 480 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:37,160 The left in the dust. This is a hippie, hippie girl in Eureka. 481 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:37,800 That's just a. 482 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,280 That's actually a banger, dude. 483 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,920 It's what everything you know that everything post he puts out. 484 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:43,400 So sorry. 485 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,000 So so many things. 486 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:49,160 No, it was the same situation and it was for the oyster fest. 487 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,080 And I still hate oysters. 488 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,760 They were still as nasty as fuck. 489 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:53,480 They were bomb. 490 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,040 Because Jay didn't tell you they were Rocky Mountain oysters. 491 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,240 It tastes like mucus. 492 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,560 Like if you know when you're sick and in the morning you have to like. 493 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,760 That's actually now I know that's what you ate because fucking muscles. 494 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,720 Like oysters. 495 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,920 Yeah, they're not mucus. 496 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:05,960 Those weren't even mucus. 497 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:06,840 He is still rubbery. 498 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:09,400 Those Rocky Mountain Bull nuts that you're talking about. 499 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,280 No, you got him good. 500 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,520 No, he's like, I didn't know oysters were so fucking right. 501 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,200 He's like, Rob, have you ever had clams, dude? 502 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,840 Check this fucking check the scallop out, dude. 503 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,120 I'm like, I didn't know. 504 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,760 He just toss them around. 505 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,400 Fucking break. 506 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,760 Fucking softball, dude. 507 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,200 Oh, shit. 508 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,440 Anyway, so we were there and it was fun. 509 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,440 And but it was a Dylan and Jay and Dylan knows the lay of the land over there. 510 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,160 Yeah. 511 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,440 And Dylan did the same thing. 512 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,680 He's like, dude, you guys look that check over there. 513 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,640 He like knows all it's because like everyone knows it's small town. 514 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,200 Right. 515 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,480 What do you think the population is? 516 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,560 Not very in Arcata, like probably. 517 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,000 No, but where we were, we're in. 518 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,120 We were in Arcata. 519 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,160 I was in the plaza. 520 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,680 So that was in the plaza. 521 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,560 Dude, keep going. 522 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,200 I need a bill. 523 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:55,640 I want one, too. 524 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,440 You want to be. 525 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,080 You want one. 526 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:57,880 Nope. 527 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,200 Why? 528 00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,720 Hey, swap this out for me, though. 529 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,100 Bull. 530 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:02,380 Why? 531 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:03,420 It's unopened. 532 00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:04,060 I want a cold. 533 00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:04,700 I want fresh cold. 534 00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:05,340 This is cold. 535 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:06,140 I want colder. 536 00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:06,700 That's cold. 537 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:07,900 I want Rocky Mountain cold. 538 00:23:09,260 --> 00:23:10,060 Yes, it's cold. 539 00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:10,860 It's not ice cold. 540 00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:11,360 All right. 541 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:12,780 Yeah. 542 00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:13,100 All right. 543 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:13,980 He's the burn. 544 00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:14,860 Whatever. 545 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:17,580 So we were burn, baby, burn. 546 00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:19,660 Yeah. 547 00:23:19,660 --> 00:23:20,620 Did we just become friends? 548 00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:24,380 No, because you become best friends. 549 00:23:25,260 --> 00:23:27,020 Well, I want to say, yeah, but you fucked it up. 550 00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:27,340 All right. 551 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:27,820 Did we be? 552 00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:30,780 I'm like, yeah. 553 00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:32,380 No, I think I've developed a stutter. 554 00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:32,860 Seriously. 555 00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:33,740 No, not kidding. 556 00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:34,300 You have. 557 00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:35,820 I'm like, a bit. 558 00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:39,260 Like, you stumble over your words. 559 00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:39,660 Feel that. 560 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:41,660 That is so much colder. 561 00:23:41,660 --> 00:23:42,700 It feels the same. 562 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:43,180 It does not. 563 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:44,620 That's just getting started, too. 564 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:45,500 It could be colder. 565 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:46,780 No, dude. 566 00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:49,980 I seriously, the last year, I've had shh. 567 00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:55,980 Well, that was ruined. 568 00:23:55,980 --> 00:23:56,540 Yeah. 569 00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:57,040 Idiot. 570 00:23:58,300 --> 00:23:59,660 That was going to be an ASMR clip, 571 00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:01,100 and I was going to sell it for millions of dollars. 572 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:01,580 Way to go. 573 00:24:02,780 --> 00:24:04,700 Are you talking about my shh? 574 00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:05,180 Nope. 575 00:24:05,180 --> 00:24:05,420 Yeah. 576 00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:05,900 Oh. 577 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:08,140 I'm talking about the can crack. 578 00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:09,900 No, yeah. 579 00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:12,620 You ruined it with your little stutter shit you were going on there. 580 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,620 Speaking of stutter, I seriously have one, I think. 581 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:15,500 Yeah, you do. 582 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:15,980 It developed. 583 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:17,820 I didn't know you can develop one, and it's annoying. 584 00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:19,420 I think I want to say too much at one time, 585 00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:23,180 and I start speaking too fast, and I'm like, brrr. 586 00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:23,820 And I stutter. 587 00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:24,300 Yeah. 588 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:26,540 Have you ever had a situation in life where you had to do that? 589 00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:28,620 You're like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 590 00:24:28,620 --> 00:24:29,500 No, not at all. 591 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:30,060 Oh. 592 00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:30,560 Nope. 593 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:31,980 Not once. 594 00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,740 Steve's like, that happens to me every day. 595 00:24:35,820 --> 00:24:37,020 All right, sunflower. 596 00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:44,380 Yeah, we were at the Oysterfest, and Dylan did one of those things where he's like, 597 00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:46,780 yo, guys, that's sunflower, and told us some crazy shit. 598 00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:52,220 And we call her spunflower because she's fucking crazy. 599 00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:53,260 Spun the fuck out. 600 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:53,660 Dude. 601 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:54,620 Wound up like a dreidel. 602 00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:55,260 So check this out. 603 00:24:55,260 --> 00:25:03,020 Check this out. She has dentures, but we're 99% sure she found them in the dumpster. 604 00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:04,460 There's somebody else's dentures. 605 00:25:04,460 --> 00:25:05,500 They're not sized for it. 606 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,000 Yeah. 607 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,700 No, no, no. 608 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:07,180 Yeah. 609 00:25:07,180 --> 00:25:08,540 Dude, I'm not trying to laugh, bro. 610 00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:08,780 No. 611 00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:10,460 Shut the fuck up, bro. 612 00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:11,260 Check it. 613 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:16,300 When she's talking, her mouth is moving, but the teeth fucking stay shut. 614 00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:16,780 Yeah. 615 00:25:16,780 --> 00:25:19,820 It's like, it's the craziest fucking thing you've ever seen. 616 00:25:19,820 --> 00:25:21,900 Oh, dude, that sounds like a zombie movie, dude. 617 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:22,380 Yep. 618 00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:26,860 Hey, you know how I have a bad memory, right? 619 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:27,360 Yep. 620 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:31,100 I don't remember if something funny happened while we were there, 621 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:34,620 but the only funny thing that I remember happening while we were encountered with 622 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:37,660 Sunflower was she was trying to get with Dylan, dude. 623 00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:39,740 Oh, bro, she was hitting on Dylan. 624 00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:40,240 Yeah. 625 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,100 Bro, and Dylan's like, fuck away from me. 626 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:45,900 So me and Dylan used to have super long hair. 627 00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:48,380 What does she think she's going to do with those teeth closed, bro? 628 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,580 Bro. 629 00:25:51,580 --> 00:25:54,060 No, she pulls them teeth out and fucking gums down. 630 00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:56,620 Sorry for cussing. 631 00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:57,120 Wow. 632 00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:01,500 You guys, what the fuck? 633 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,860 OK, sorry for cussing. 634 00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:03,580 Sorry. 635 00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:04,860 Sorry for cussing. 636 00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:06,940 Anyway, gum down, gummo. 637 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:07,260 Yeah. 638 00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:08,220 Shout out 6ix9ine. 639 00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:08,780 No. 640 00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:09,740 No shout out 6ix9ine. 641 00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:10,460 Oh, yeah, sorry. 642 00:26:10,460 --> 00:26:10,780 OK. 643 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:12,780 We don't shout fucking Ratatouille Clan out. 644 00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:16,940 You got any crazy breakup stories? 645 00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:19,180 Oh. 646 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:19,820 No comment. 647 00:26:19,820 --> 00:26:20,860 Just jumping right into that. 648 00:26:20,860 --> 00:26:21,580 No comment. 649 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,860 Oh, why? 650 00:26:22,860 --> 00:26:24,940 Oh, we're not talking about that here. 651 00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:27,100 We don't talk about Bruno. 652 00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:28,540 Or Voldemort. 653 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:29,600 Yeah. 654 00:26:30,780 --> 00:26:31,260 I do. 655 00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:32,460 I do have a. 656 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:33,020 Do tell. 657 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:33,740 It's a fucking. 658 00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:37,500 It is the dumbest thing ever. 659 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:46,060 So me and a buddy just graduated high school, and we were trying to decide where we wanted 660 00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:47,260 to go to college and stuff. 661 00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:51,260 And we're like, we should go check out the Art Institute in Seattle. 662 00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:59,740 So me and him and my girlfriend at the time go up there, check out the school, all that shit. 663 00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:03,980 We're up there for a few days and literally five minutes before. 664 00:27:05,340 --> 00:27:06,220 Shut the fuck up. 665 00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:07,180 Bro, I'm sorry. 666 00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:12,540 I was doing something that you're going to fucking hate when you go to edit. 667 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:14,540 Oh, no, I can hear it. 668 00:27:14,540 --> 00:27:15,660 I can hear it. 669 00:27:15,660 --> 00:27:17,100 Dude, I can hear it. 670 00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:18,880 Sorry. 671 00:27:19,340 --> 00:27:20,620 Hey, it's time to grow up. 672 00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:21,120 You're right. 673 00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:22,940 Nut up and show up. 674 00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:25,180 Is this grown up? 675 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:27,580 Is this grown up enough drinks of beer? 676 00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:31,020 I know I've been trying to everybody quit touching shit. 677 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:31,740 I'm not touching it. 678 00:27:31,740 --> 00:27:32,780 You can hear everything. 679 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:33,980 Hands off. 680 00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:34,380 You hear that? 681 00:27:35,260 --> 00:27:35,900 Hand check. 682 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:37,180 No, can't hear it. 683 00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:38,460 Hands on your hands, pervert. 684 00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:38,960 Hand check. 685 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:41,100 You're like, hold on. 686 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,380 Anyways. 687 00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:45,420 Hands on your knees. 688 00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:46,880 Sorry. 689 00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:48,700 Sorry for cussing. 690 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,740 God, can you can you spit it out, man? 691 00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:58,220 You don't give me the fucking opportunity to spit it out, cocksucker. 692 00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:00,220 Jay snapped. 693 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:01,100 God damn it. 694 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:02,060 Hate it. 695 00:28:02,060 --> 00:28:02,460 No. 696 00:28:02,460 --> 00:28:04,140 OK, go on and ting. 697 00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:05,820 Really? 698 00:28:05,820 --> 00:28:06,460 Say the dance. 699 00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:07,180 You can't say it. 700 00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:07,740 Say it damn thing. 701 00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:09,660 It's like a fucking magnitude five earthquake. 702 00:28:09,660 --> 00:28:11,100 And you hear the way you're touching this table. 703 00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:12,060 Twenty five, seven. 704 00:28:12,060 --> 00:28:13,180 Sorry, I'm a rowdy boy. 705 00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:15,420 It's a life of a roguie bear. 706 00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:17,580 Oh, my God. 707 00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:20,700 Anyways, bro, what's that shaking legit? 708 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:21,260 Sorry, dude. 709 00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:22,220 I'll take my bro. 710 00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:23,260 Literally, bro. 711 00:28:23,260 --> 00:28:23,740 I can't. 712 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:25,500 Hands on your knees. 713 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:25,820 Still doing it. 714 00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:26,620 You fucking amped. 715 00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:27,660 Hands on your fucking knees. 716 00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:29,020 Hands on your knees. 717 00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:30,140 Shake that ass, ho. 718 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:31,100 OK. 719 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:31,820 Sorry. 720 00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:33,260 Five minutes before we get in the car. 721 00:28:33,260 --> 00:28:34,300 Let that coochie breathe. 722 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:34,860 Oh, my God. 723 00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:35,580 OK, I'm done. 724 00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:36,060 I'm sorry. 725 00:28:36,860 --> 00:28:37,660 Fucking over it. 726 00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:38,300 OK, I'm sorry. 727 00:28:39,740 --> 00:28:41,580 So don't even give a fuck about the story. 728 00:28:41,580 --> 00:28:42,780 OK. 729 00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:44,480 Woosah. 730 00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:45,900 I need to. 731 00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:48,620 If I had some fucking earlobes left, I would fucking woosah, 732 00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:49,180 but I can't. 733 00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:49,680 Woosah. 734 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:53,600 OK. 735 00:28:53,980 --> 00:28:54,480 Sorry. 736 00:28:58,060 --> 00:28:58,780 What is that? 737 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,300 My hands are legit on my knees. 738 00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:06,780 Do you guys hear that? 739 00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:07,280 Yes. 740 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:12,320 It's something. 741 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:12,960 I don't know what it is. 742 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,360 Whatever. 743 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:13,920 Fuck it. 744 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,560 Fuck it. 745 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,360 I don't like it. 746 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:15,840 Fuck it. 747 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,960 I don't fuck it. 748 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,840 I'm not fucking. 749 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,880 I can't. 750 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,000 He's like, all right, fuck it. 751 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:20,560 Fuck it. 752 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,240 I don't fucking like it. 753 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:22,880 OK. 754 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,840 Continue, please. 755 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,480 Yeah, I'm done. 756 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,920 So we check out the school in Seattle, 757 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:31,680 literally like packing the car, and she fucking breaks up with me. 758 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:34,560 How far is the drive? 759 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:35,280 Eight hours. 760 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,720 Should have made that bitch walk. 761 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,760 Bro, it crossed my mind. 762 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:45,120 But that was the most awkward fucking stupid eight hours. 763 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,560 Like, bitch, why couldn't you just wait till we got back home? 764 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,120 Yeah. 765 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:49,600 Was there? 766 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,040 Now you have to sit in your own shit for eight hours. 767 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,000 Then when I stopped to get gas, I asked my buddy, I was like, hey, 768 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:56,720 do you need anything? 769 00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:01,040 And she had the fucking nerve to ask me to get her a drink. 770 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,520 I was like, bitch, I don't even want to look at you. 771 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,320 Did you get her a drink? 772 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,840 Yeah, because I'm a nice guy. 773 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,360 Oh, yeah. 774 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,160 OK. 775 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:08,660 Fuck. 776 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,480 I would have been like, for sure, Venmo me and I'll show you 777 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,240 the receipt for the gas and you can third it. 778 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,520 Well, Venmo didn't exist then. 779 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:19,920 This was pre Venmo. 780 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:20,720 That was Venmo. 781 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,080 Yeah. 782 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:22,560 Sorry. 783 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,360 That was Venmo. 784 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,760 Anyways, that was that was fucking stupid breakups. 785 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:33,280 Waiting not or sorry, not waiting until the fucking drive is over. 786 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,680 Done like shitting your pants and not going home to change. 787 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,640 You just got to sit in it. 788 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,480 How awkward was it, though? 789 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:38,960 Hella. 790 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:39,360 Oh, yeah. 791 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,720 What was the ride like? 792 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,000 Wait, was it you two? 793 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,200 No, it was me and my buddy. 794 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,080 And oh, and your buddy. 795 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:44,640 OK, yeah. 796 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,360 Your buddies over here like, so anyways, pretty much. 797 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,640 Hey, who was sitting up front? 798 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,080 How about the cowboy? 799 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,920 We literally just blared death cab the whole day. 800 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,440 I'm loud as fuck. 801 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:53,920 You're sorry. 802 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:54,480 I can't hear you. 803 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:54,980 Yeah. 804 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,240 Who'd you let sit up front? 805 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,080 My buddy. 806 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:00,580 Yeah. 807 00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:00,880 Yeah. 808 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:02,880 I would have fucked that bitch. 809 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:03,840 I'm not sitting next to her. 810 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,080 No. 811 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:04,400 Yeah. 812 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,440 You fuck around like that. 813 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,240 Fuck you. 814 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,440 I should have been an asshole. 815 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,080 I mean, you should have. 816 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,200 You know, you should have bought her. 817 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,240 What she asked for you to buy. 818 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:11,280 What kind of drink? 819 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,480 I don't even remember. 820 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,280 Was it the Soty? 821 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,280 No, I think it was just a water. 822 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,800 Honestly, you should have done. 823 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:17,520 Cut her gator. 824 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,220 You should have. 825 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,280 I should have got like a V8 or something. 826 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,200 Should have got her fucking Dr. Pepper. 827 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,880 Fucking make the coochie stink because all that drinks Dr. Pepper makes you. 828 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,880 My God makes your fucking cooter stink. 829 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,640 Gives on you for drinking Dr. Pepper. 830 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,600 You sicko. 831 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:35,760 Dude, Dr. Pepper will give your fucking who see fucking 23 flavors. 832 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:39,680 The who see you're all who see. 833 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,080 Let that coochie breathe. 834 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,880 Seriously, though, that's the craziest. 835 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,880 The who sees 23 flavors. 836 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:47,380 Yeah. 837 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,640 Dude, that sound is fucking. 838 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,840 Did you just got Eiffel Tower me? 839 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,440 Holy shit. 840 00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,080 Write that down. 841 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,280 Rob got Eiffel Tower. 842 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:01,840 No, I didn't. 843 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,360 I've never been to Paris. 844 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,680 That's a good one. 845 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,320 God. 846 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:09,120 What about you, Steve? 847 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:09,680 You got to get them. 848 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,880 I do, but I feel like Steve has a bad ass stories. 849 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,000 Is it bad, though? 850 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,500 How bad? 851 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,240 Like what kind of bad? 852 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,040 Yeah, there's multiple. 853 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,000 There's like, is it bad that we should not say live? 854 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,640 It's so bad that I would never mention this person's name. 855 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,080 I feel like we got to hear it. 856 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,040 You guys want to hear it? 857 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:27,540 Let's go. 858 00:32:27,540 --> 00:32:32,580 We want to hear the story. 859 00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:33,080 All right. 860 00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:34,920 So. 861 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,300 Honestly, I don't know where to start it. 862 00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:43,700 Actually, I do. 863 00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:48,020 So I was dating this girl for like, 864 00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:52,740 I think at the time we broke up, it was like a year, 865 00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:54,660 but we ended up getting back together later, which 866 00:32:54,660 --> 00:32:57,700 I shouldn't have said that part because after I tell you the story, 867 00:32:57,700 --> 00:33:00,740 you're going to be like, what the fuck are you doing, bro? 868 00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:03,620 You turned in one of them dirty fucking gutter hippies, huh? 869 00:33:03,620 --> 00:33:04,180 Bro. 870 00:33:04,180 --> 00:33:05,220 No, I'm not going to judge you. 871 00:33:05,220 --> 00:33:06,180 No, I didn't do it. 872 00:33:06,180 --> 00:33:07,700 Dirty gutter. 873 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:08,260 It was a joke. 874 00:33:08,260 --> 00:33:08,760 Sorry. 875 00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:10,980 I'm sorry for custom. 876 00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:11,480 Dude. 877 00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:17,780 It's hard to get it out. 878 00:33:17,780 --> 00:33:19,780 No, it's just all right here. 879 00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:20,280 You ready? 880 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:20,780 Yeah. 881 00:33:20,780 --> 00:33:23,980 Here we go. 882 00:33:25,340 --> 00:33:29,740 So we were dating for like a year and I mean, 883 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:34,380 she was cool in a lot of ways, but in a lot of ways, 884 00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:39,980 not really not cool, just didn't vibe with what I was looking for at the time. 885 00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:47,740 And so I decided to break up with her and I was like, 886 00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:49,500 we can still be friends and all that stuff because 887 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:52,140 like, you know, nothing weird happened or anything like that. 888 00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:55,820 And it upset her very much. 889 00:33:56,700 --> 00:34:00,540 And there was this other girl at the time that I started hanging out with 890 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:03,660 and they weren't like friends or anything, but she knew who she was. 891 00:34:04,620 --> 00:34:08,460 And this fucking bitch would drive by my house, dude, at night. 892 00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:10,060 What? 893 00:34:10,060 --> 00:34:12,860 And like call me and be like, why is she? 894 00:34:12,860 --> 00:34:16,140 I won't say her name either, but she's like, why is she at your house? 895 00:34:16,140 --> 00:34:18,780 And I'm like, yo, no, listen, 896 00:34:18,780 --> 00:34:19,900 that's not even the crazy part. 897 00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:21,500 We just watched a documentary on this shit. 898 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:21,980 Remember? 899 00:34:21,980 --> 00:34:23,980 That's not even Nicole remembers. 900 00:34:23,980 --> 00:34:25,420 That's not even the crazy part. 901 00:34:25,420 --> 00:34:26,620 That is crazy. 902 00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:30,780 That's why I don't don't infringe on people's space unconsensually. 903 00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:31,340 Yep. 904 00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:32,700 There's something called boundaries. 905 00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:33,260 Yes. 906 00:34:33,260 --> 00:34:36,540 We're spectrum respect, respect them, respect. 907 00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:41,020 Respect, respect. 908 00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:45,740 So sorry, dude, you've been listening to too much metal lately. 909 00:34:45,740 --> 00:34:49,980 Back. So like I wasn't I wasn't like, I was choked. 910 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:54,300 Please don't judge me because like I know we this is a just listen. 911 00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:55,260 Just listen. 912 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:58,220 I do believe that I'm a good person, but sometimes you're my boy. 913 00:34:58,220 --> 00:35:01,420 Sometimes I'm I'm a dog in the doggy dog world. 914 00:35:02,140 --> 00:35:04,940 Yeah, I just like the water pond, dude. 915 00:35:04,940 --> 00:35:06,860 Sorry. I like the water pond. 916 00:35:06,860 --> 00:35:07,820 I like to swim, dude. 917 00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:10,380 Yeah, I get it. 918 00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:19,180 But me and that girl that she was like stalking me over basically weren't really dating. 919 00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:23,900 And obviously me and this other girl had a history and she like hit me up and was like, 920 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:25,100 hey, can we hang out tonight? 921 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:26,940 And I was like, yeah, sure. 922 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:31,580 And she had already driven by my house at the time and was like, 923 00:35:32,460 --> 00:35:34,780 well, I'm not hanging out with you unless you tell her to leave. 924 00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:38,060 And I was like, that's that's crazy, bro. 925 00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:40,300 Like, why do you keep driving by my house? 926 00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:44,220 The the new girl you were hanging out with was driving around your house? 927 00:35:44,220 --> 00:35:46,060 Well, yeah, because she hit me up randomly. 928 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:48,300 So like I was already hanging out. 929 00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:49,980 You know what I mean? 930 00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:51,980 So wait, this wasn't the crazy girl. 931 00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:54,220 No, we'll say we'll say girl one. 932 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:55,340 That's all I'll address her. 933 00:35:55,340 --> 00:35:57,260 OK, girl one's the one you broke up with. 934 00:35:57,260 --> 00:36:01,020 Yes. Girl two is the one that the new was hanging out with. 935 00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:04,940 Yeah. So girl two is still they were both driving around your house. 936 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:07,020 Yeah. Oh, my God. 937 00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:09,580 You got some fucking stage four clingers going on here. 938 00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:10,700 They were in cahoots. 939 00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:15,020 But listen, for the people out there that are being judgey, this is when I was in college. 940 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:18,860 OK, then be dark times. 941 00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:19,820 No one's judging you. 942 00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:21,820 Yeah. And if they are, you can you have the freedom to fuck off. 943 00:36:22,460 --> 00:36:24,620 Yeah. Fuck right off while you're fucking yourself. 944 00:36:24,620 --> 00:36:28,540 Yeah. So don't touch me. 945 00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:32,220 Steve's like, yeah, moving forward. 946 00:36:34,220 --> 00:36:39,100 I'm hanging out with girl two girl one drives by, and that's when she texted me 947 00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,540 and was like, hey, can we hang out tonight? 948 00:36:40,540 --> 00:36:41,740 And I was like, yeah, sure. Whatever. 949 00:36:42,540 --> 00:36:48,460 And she's like, OK, well, I'm not hanging out with you then unless you ask girl two to leave. 950 00:36:49,260 --> 00:36:50,780 And she addressed her by name, obviously. 951 00:36:51,580 --> 00:36:54,860 And I was like, I was like, yo, why are you being so crazy? 952 00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:57,500 Like, I am not with her. 953 00:36:57,500 --> 00:36:58,540 I'm not with you. 954 00:36:58,540 --> 00:36:59,500 I'm doing my thing. 955 00:37:00,060 --> 00:37:01,260 I'm hanging out with her right now. 956 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:02,700 We can hang out later if you want to. 957 00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:04,220 If you don't, that's fine. 958 00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:05,420 You're like you asked to hang out. 959 00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:06,300 Yeah, for sure. 960 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:08,620 Yeah. And so hold on. 961 00:37:08,620 --> 00:37:09,980 God damn it, dude. 962 00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:11,420 Motherfucking nose is running. 963 00:37:17,180 --> 00:37:18,140 Really, Steve? 964 00:37:18,140 --> 00:37:18,780 God damn. 965 00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:22,060 What the fuck? 966 00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:24,220 You need to stop walking off. 967 00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:26,620 Do we need to keep some fucking tissues up here for you? 968 00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:27,020 Yeah, dude. 969 00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:28,140 Do we need to tie you to the chair? 970 00:37:28,140 --> 00:37:29,580 And a little freaking nose wipey. 971 00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:33,020 I'm going to get some fucking cuffs and cuff your ass to the cover. 972 00:37:33,020 --> 00:37:34,780 Yeah, we're going to get fuzzy ones, too. 973 00:37:34,780 --> 00:37:35,100 Yeah. 974 00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:36,140 Well, sorry. 975 00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:37,420 Leopard fuzzy cuffs. 976 00:37:37,420 --> 00:37:38,300 Maybe I already have them. 977 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:41,980 Ew. TMI. TMI. Ew. Gross. 978 00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:42,860 Yeah, I don't. 979 00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:45,420 Just so you know, Jay, that's a mommy and daddy shit. 980 00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:48,460 I don't like the fluffy cuffs because I want my fucking wrist to hurt. 981 00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:49,420 Oh, my God. 982 00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:49,900 All right. 983 00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:51,820 This is a therapy session now. 984 00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:55,340 So anyways, back to what I was saying. 985 00:37:56,140 --> 00:37:57,100 I told girl one. 986 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:57,820 And I have some. 987 00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:00,860 Jay's married. It's fine. 988 00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:01,660 That's fine. It's legal. 989 00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:01,900 It's legal. 990 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,020 Yeah. Yeah. 991 00:38:03,020 --> 00:38:03,820 It's in. 992 00:38:03,820 --> 00:38:04,700 It's in Deuteronomy. 993 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:05,340 Yeah. 994 00:38:05,340 --> 00:38:07,820 Oh, what was that one versus? 995 00:38:07,820 --> 00:38:08,860 It's within the bound. 996 00:38:08,860 --> 00:38:09,580 It's within. 997 00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:11,260 It's within. 998 00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:13,660 Collapalations seven seven or some shit. 999 00:38:13,660 --> 00:38:14,540 Oh, my God. 1000 00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:16,140 I laughed so hard when I heard that. 1001 00:38:16,140 --> 00:38:17,660 Collapalations mountains. 1002 00:38:17,660 --> 00:38:20,460 Whatever Jay decides to do with his wife 1003 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:23,580 is within the boundaries of their matrimony, bro. 1004 00:38:23,580 --> 00:38:24,060 It's legal. 1005 00:38:24,060 --> 00:38:24,540 It's fair. Yeah. 1006 00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:25,180 I know. 1007 00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:25,900 It may be legal. 1008 00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:26,940 It's just I don't want to hear it. 1009 00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:28,060 Sure. 1010 00:38:28,060 --> 00:38:29,020 I just want to throw up. 1011 00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:30,140 Be fucking grown, dude. 1012 00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:30,780 Yeah. 1013 00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:31,020 Grow up. 1014 00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:33,180 Just thinking about your bare butt, dude, is disgusting. 1015 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:36,140 Shut your mouth, Rob. 1016 00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:36,700 Listen up. 1017 00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:39,660 Listen, somebody's got a fucking nasty ass. 1018 00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:40,700 Someone's got to see it. 1019 00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:43,660 My wife likes my butt. 1020 00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:44,780 You ever seen a grown man naked? 1021 00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:49,500 All right, Steve, let me finish. 1022 00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:54,220 Don't be like the last person I was with, Rob. 1023 00:38:54,220 --> 00:38:54,860 Let me finish. 1024 00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:57,740 I'm like, dude. 1025 00:38:58,380 --> 00:38:58,780 OK. 1026 00:38:59,580 --> 00:39:00,060 All right. 1027 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:00,780 So. 1028 00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:01,420 So. 1029 00:39:06,620 --> 00:39:08,860 It's like the dude you put in the clip. 1030 00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:09,740 Make sure he's like this. 1031 00:39:12,540 --> 00:39:13,020 Yeah, it's like. 1032 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:13,420 All right. 1033 00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:14,860 All right, Steve. 1034 00:39:14,860 --> 00:39:17,100 So leaving back to where I left off. 1035 00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:20,220 I was like, I'm not with her. 1036 00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:20,940 I'm not with you. 1037 00:39:20,940 --> 00:39:22,060 If you want to hang out, we can. 1038 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:22,860 If not, that's cool. 1039 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:23,660 I understand. 1040 00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:26,620 But I'm not going to tell someone that I'm hanging out with right now 1041 00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:27,980 that they have to leave. 1042 00:39:27,980 --> 00:39:28,480 Yeah. 1043 00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:29,500 Yeah. 1044 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,660 And I'm not even going to get into why either. 1045 00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:33,020 Yeah. 1046 00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:33,740 You know what I mean? 1047 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,860 So I did not ask her to leave. 1048 00:39:37,740 --> 00:39:39,660 She left on her own volition a few hours later. 1049 00:39:42,220 --> 00:39:43,340 More like five minutes later. 1050 00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:46,540 We won't get into that. 1051 00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:47,180 Just joking. 1052 00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:53,420 So I texted her and was like, hey, she's gone. 1053 00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:54,700 If you want to hang out, we can. 1054 00:39:54,700 --> 00:39:56,220 And she's like, will you come over to my house? 1055 00:39:56,220 --> 00:39:57,020 And I was like, sure. 1056 00:39:57,020 --> 00:40:00,700 So I go over to her house and when I get there, I'm like, hey, we can hang out and stuff. 1057 00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:03,180 And honestly, we can probably do whatever you want. 1058 00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:04,300 I'm just not going to stay the night. 1059 00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:05,580 You know what I mean? 1060 00:40:06,460 --> 00:40:08,220 And she was cool. 1061 00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:09,660 You guys play Uno and shit? 1062 00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:10,140 Yeah. 1063 00:40:10,140 --> 00:40:10,940 Go fish? 1064 00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:11,660 Yeah. 1065 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:12,460 That's a good one. 1066 00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:13,420 Played some kind of fish. 1067 00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:14,140 Yeah. 1068 00:40:15,340 --> 00:40:15,900 Watch it. 1069 00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:16,940 Watch it with that, bud. 1070 00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:17,980 Slappy fish. 1071 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:18,620 Yeah. 1072 00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:19,120 Wow. 1073 00:40:20,140 --> 00:40:21,100 Interesting. 1074 00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:22,300 Never heard that one, actually. 1075 00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:23,100 That's crazy. 1076 00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:25,020 Slappy fish. 1077 00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:25,900 Slappy fish. 1078 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:28,460 Not that it smelled like fish. 1079 00:40:29,420 --> 00:40:30,140 Yeah. 1080 00:40:30,140 --> 00:40:31,420 But thank you for clarifying. 1081 00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:31,580 Yeah. 1082 00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:32,620 It's still kind of funny. 1083 00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:34,060 Oh, I would walk right the fuck out. 1084 00:40:34,620 --> 00:40:35,260 Yeah. 1085 00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:35,500 Sorry. 1086 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,300 Sorry for cussing. 1087 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,260 Just to be honest. 1088 00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:37,740 Yeah. 1089 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:38,940 I'm about that top shelf. 1090 00:40:38,940 --> 00:40:39,260 All right. 1091 00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:40,620 All right. 1092 00:40:41,260 --> 00:40:42,460 So the story. 1093 00:40:42,460 --> 00:40:42,940 God damn. 1094 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:47,500 So we hung out, you know, three, four hours. 1095 00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:49,260 Yada, yada, yada. 1096 00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:50,220 Did our thing. 1097 00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:50,620 Seinfeld. 1098 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:52,220 I did what I said and I went home. 1099 00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:54,380 She called me like right when I got home. 1100 00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:55,260 This is girl two. 1101 00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:55,740 Yeah. 1102 00:40:55,740 --> 00:40:56,380 Girl one. 1103 00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:57,020 Girl one. 1104 00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:57,580 Yeah. 1105 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:58,080 Whoa. 1106 00:40:58,700 --> 00:40:59,980 The stage fiver. 1107 00:40:59,980 --> 00:41:00,480 Yeah. 1108 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:00,980 Yeah. 1109 00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:07,100 So she calls me because like she knows how long it takes to get from her house to mine. 1110 00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:07,600 Right. 1111 00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:12,380 So she calls me like right when I pull up and she's like girl two's house. 1112 00:41:12,380 --> 00:41:13,660 No, I went back home. 1113 00:41:13,660 --> 00:41:14,220 Yeah. 1114 00:41:14,220 --> 00:41:14,780 He went back home. 1115 00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:15,980 I played enough. 1116 00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:16,540 Yeah. 1117 00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:21,180 He was with girl two and then went and then went to girl one's house and then went to 1118 00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:22,620 one's house and then went home. 1119 00:41:22,620 --> 00:41:23,820 Just playing twister all night. 1120 00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:24,860 Because daddy was tired. 1121 00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:26,220 Yeah. 1122 00:41:26,220 --> 00:41:30,700 So I'm, you know, pull up to my house and she's like, hey, are you home yet? 1123 00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:33,660 And I was like, yeah, I just got here. 1124 00:41:34,780 --> 00:41:38,380 And she's like, you know, goes into the conversation of like wanting to be back 1125 00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:39,500 together and all that stuff. 1126 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:40,860 And I was like, dude, I understand. 1127 00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:43,580 But like, that's just not what I want right now. 1128 00:41:43,580 --> 00:41:47,260 And like maybe later it's what I want because like still care about you. 1129 00:41:47,260 --> 00:41:49,340 I just, you know, at the time it wasn't working out. 1130 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:55,180 And like, you know, she was upset and teared a little bit, you know, which is what 1131 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,220 people do when they're sad. 1132 00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:57,020 The water works. 1133 00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:58,220 Yeah, it's normal, dude. 1134 00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:03,660 But, you know, throughout the conversation, I was like, dude, I'm tired. 1135 00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:04,860 Like I need to go to bed. 1136 00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:06,060 We can talk about this later. 1137 00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:10,780 And she was like getting more intense and didn't want me to get off the phone. 1138 00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:14,540 And I was like, dude, honestly, like if you keep going, I'm just going to hang up 1139 00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:17,500 because like I'm tired and I'm trying to tell you that and that we can talk about 1140 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:18,060 it later. 1141 00:42:18,060 --> 00:42:19,660 I can't even sleep like that. 1142 00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:20,460 Did you have work? 1143 00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:23,580 I know it was a weekend, but it doesn't matter, dude. 1144 00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:24,140 I was tired. 1145 00:42:24,860 --> 00:42:25,420 That's fair. 1146 00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:26,860 Did a lot of work that day. 1147 00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:28,220 Chill. 1148 00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:28,620 What? 1149 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:30,380 A lot of games of Twister. 1150 00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:30,860 Yeah. 1151 00:42:30,860 --> 00:42:31,580 Yes. 1152 00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:32,780 You guys play Candyland too? 1153 00:42:32,780 --> 00:42:33,340 No. 1154 00:42:33,340 --> 00:42:33,980 That top hat. 1155 00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:34,300 Nope. 1156 00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:36,700 Tip of that top hat. 1157 00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:39,020 Had to be there. 1158 00:42:39,020 --> 00:42:39,580 Yeah. 1159 00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:46,380 So I'm literally sleeping and don't ask me why this was a thing. 1160 00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:48,140 This was a thing, but. 1161 00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:53,340 That's insane. 1162 00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:59,260 I used to leave my side garage door open, but I had to close gate and like, 1163 00:42:59,980 --> 00:43:02,860 I don't know, from a country town, bro, generally people don't break 1164 00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:04,380 in your fucking house when you're sleeping. 1165 00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:05,260 You know what I mean? 1166 00:43:05,260 --> 00:43:05,740 Yeah. 1167 00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:06,780 So my side. 1168 00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:08,300 You leave your fucking door unlocked. 1169 00:43:08,300 --> 00:43:09,900 Is this going where I think it's going? 1170 00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:10,300 Yes. 1171 00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:11,260 Holy mother. 1172 00:43:11,260 --> 00:43:15,580 Listen, I leave my side garage door unlocked and she knows this, 1173 00:43:15,580 --> 00:43:18,140 obviously, because we've been together for a while. 1174 00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:18,940 Girl one. 1175 00:43:18,940 --> 00:43:19,420 Girl one. 1176 00:43:20,540 --> 00:43:23,180 I'm sleeping in my fucking bed, dude. 1177 00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:27,820 And I wake up out of nowhere because I heard something. 1178 00:43:27,820 --> 00:43:28,700 I didn't know what it was. 1179 00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:30,940 Obviously, I'm fucking in like REM cycle. 1180 00:43:30,940 --> 00:43:32,060 You didn't have a dog. 1181 00:43:32,060 --> 00:43:34,780 No, I didn't have a dog at the time either because someone stole her. 1182 00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:35,580 You were the dog. 1183 00:43:35,580 --> 00:43:36,380 Yeah, I was the dog. 1184 00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:37,420 I still got the dog in me. 1185 00:43:37,420 --> 00:43:42,380 Down, down shadow. 1186 00:43:46,140 --> 00:43:47,020 Shout out shadow. 1187 00:43:56,460 --> 00:44:02,300 But and honestly, bro, this situation, it didn't like fuck me up mentally, 1188 00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:09,020 but just in a world of what the fuck, it's burned into my memory, dude. 1189 00:44:09,820 --> 00:44:15,420 And I've had a actually kind of a funny story that's not funny that kind of adds 1190 00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:22,140 into like my trauma of why I went the direction I did, which I'll tell you in a minute. 1191 00:44:22,140 --> 00:44:23,340 You never finished what happened though. 1192 00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:24,860 You said that's what I'm saying. 1193 00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:27,420 Like I have a funny story that's not really funny, 1194 00:44:28,220 --> 00:44:31,340 but like it led me to have this fear, if that makes sense, 1195 00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:32,380 what I'm about to explain. 1196 00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:37,020 So I hear a noise and I like wake up like discombobulated, you know, like when 1197 00:44:37,740 --> 00:44:40,140 someone wakes you up and you don't know what's going on and you're like, 1198 00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:40,940 oh, what the fuck? 1199 00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:41,500 Where am I? 1200 00:44:42,620 --> 00:44:49,820 And I like look up and this bitch is like two fucking feet from my face, dude, just sobbing. 1201 00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:52,700 I swear to God in my room, bro. 1202 00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:54,380 Crazy sobbing. 1203 00:44:54,380 --> 00:44:55,420 Like a horror movie. 1204 00:44:55,420 --> 00:44:55,580 Yes. 1205 00:44:55,580 --> 00:44:56,460 I got creeped out. 1206 00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:57,660 I got the heebie jeebs. 1207 00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:59,900 She's sobbing and like. 1208 00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:00,860 I got them bumps. 1209 00:45:00,860 --> 00:45:02,380 My timbers are shivered. 1210 00:45:02,380 --> 00:45:06,860 Normally in a normal situation, I would have no fear or feel threatened from a woman, 1211 00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:07,900 obviously, you know what I mean? 1212 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:16,060 And you wake up, you're like, no, in this moment, bro, I wake up and instantly I just like scoot over 1213 00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:21,020 and I like fucking like obviously adrenaline's pumping at this point. 1214 00:45:21,020 --> 00:45:22,460 So I'm why the fuck awake? 1215 00:45:22,460 --> 00:45:24,220 Well, also you're out of a REM cycle. 1216 00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:25,980 So it's fucking confusing as shit. 1217 00:45:25,980 --> 00:45:26,480 Yes. 1218 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:32,640 And before I say anything, bro, just look at her hand to make sure she didn't have a fucking weapon in her hand. 1219 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:33,840 You know what I mean? 1220 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,800 Because, you know, things might have went a different direction. 1221 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,300 Yeah. 1222 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,360 But I might have been on a documentary, dude. 1223 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:40,000 Yeah. 1224 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,520 But I look down at her hands and she has no knife. 1225 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:44,640 No, no nothing, right? 1226 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,040 So I'm like, I look at her. 1227 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,440 I'm like, what the fuck are you doing right now? 1228 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:50,800 Like, why are you in my house? 1229 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:51,840 Yeah. 1230 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:56,800 Like, seriously, she just has a mace and she goes like this, I need you. 1231 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,960 Not not to be mean, not to be mean. 1232 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,480 No, but you're just saying what happened. 1233 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:10,400 But yeah, and I'm like flipping out at this point. 1234 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,240 I'm like, dude, you need to get the fuck out of here right now or you're going to jail. 1235 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:14,560 Yeah. 1236 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:15,360 Like flat out. 1237 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,400 No, for real. 1238 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,440 Because like, that's crazy. 1239 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,440 No, that's you just don't do that. 1240 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,760 No, I wouldn't ever break into my homie's house. 1241 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:22,160 Either. 1242 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:22,720 No, no, no. 1243 00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:24,160 So you just don't do shit like that. 1244 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,840 Like not why they're there if it's not a prank. 1245 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,920 Remember boundaries. 1246 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:31,840 Dude, one time me and Tory broke into Eli Taylor's house. 1247 00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:33,920 Oh, I forgot about Eli Taylor. 1248 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:34,240 Yeah. 1249 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:34,640 Damn. 1250 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,240 That's why we didn't break in. 1251 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:40,320 Tory and Eli used to be roommates and even after they weren't roommates, 1252 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,440 they were like best friends. 1253 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:41,840 Yeah. 1254 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,560 So Tory saw the key to the house and Eli knew that. 1255 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:44,720 Yeah. 1256 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:45,200 You know what I mean? 1257 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,640 It's not like he kept it and didn't say anything. 1258 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:47,680 Talking with him or something. 1259 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,120 Yes, Tory went. 1260 00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,480 Tory and I went to his house. 1261 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:57,440 Also, I won't say her name, but create Eli has a fucking wild story kind of like that. 1262 00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:02,400 Only this bitch used to break into his house to clean it because she wanted to marry him. 1263 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,720 Bro is the craziest fucking thing I ever heard. 1264 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:08,400 And he was asking me one day if you should call the cops. 1265 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,320 He's like, bro, it makes me so uncomfortable. 1266 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,600 And I was like, dude, just try and figure out when she does that. 1267 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,080 So you're not there and your house will always be. 1268 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:18,800 For real though. 1269 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,160 Oh my God. 1270 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:20,720 Damn. 1271 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:21,760 You're like, I haven't planned. 1272 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:26,080 I'm not going to say who she is, but you know, one day in her. 1273 00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,080 You know who you are if you see this. 1274 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:33,760 One day in the future after that, she happened to be Miss Idaho. 1275 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,000 And I know you know what that means, Rob. 1276 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:38,640 I don't. 1277 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:39,520 You don't? 1278 00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:39,920 No. 1279 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,120 I'll tell you after who it was. 1280 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,880 You know exactly what she is. 1281 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,120 Yeah. 1282 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:47,920 Yeah. 1283 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:48,640 OK. 1284 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,240 Rob, I thought she was a top shelf 10. 1285 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:53,040 Hold on. 1286 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,840 Wait, bro. 1287 00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,840 She was swinging from it like Tarzan did. 1288 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,520 That's a big yikes. 1289 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:02,160 Crazy. 1290 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,840 But anyways, yeah, you win some, you lose them. 1291 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:06,560 That's yeah. 1292 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,440 Oh my God. 1293 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,560 Ew, dude. 1294 00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,040 Yeah. 1295 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:14,560 But Tori and I, so we go into his house when he was at work and he had a big ass bed, dude. 1296 00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,240 I'm pretty sure it was like a king size. 1297 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:24,880 We took his bed out of his room, disassembled his like, you know, solid wood frame, reassembled 1298 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:30,640 it in his office and then put the bed on and then left. 1299 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,640 Are you serious? 1300 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,640 He comes home, he's like where the fuck is my bed? 1301 00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,640 And then he goes to check his email. 1302 00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,640 He's like, what the fuck? 1303 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,640 No, dude, he was so upset, bro. 1304 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,640 He literally called us immediately. 1305 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:44,640 He's like, I know it was you guys. 1306 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,640 You guys better come back here and fix it, dude. 1307 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,640 I can't get my bed back in there by myself. 1308 00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:52,640 Like his anxiety was through the fucking roof. 1309 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,640 Oh, dude. 1310 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,640 Was it a California king? 1311 00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,640 Regardless, even if he was a queen. 1312 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,640 I can't remember, but like I can carry a fucking queen mattress by myself down the hallway 1313 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,640 and it took Tori and I to get this fucker down. 1314 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,640 It was a king at least. 1315 00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,640 Yeah, it was a big bed. 1316 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,640 Dude, mattresses aren't light either. 1317 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,640 Bro, the new mattress you gave me with all the stains on it. 1318 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,640 It's heavy as fuck. 1319 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:18,640 There is a lot of DNA on that thing too. 1320 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,640 Take a black light too. 1321 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,640 I don't even want to. 1322 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:28,640 Dude, you could cut a piece of that bed off and throw it in a mass spec and fucking get some lineage charts. 1323 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,640 Jesus Christ. 1324 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,640 Facts. 1325 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,640 Dude, it's hotter than a... 1326 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,640 Dude, it's toasty, dude. 1327 00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:40,640 It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in here. 1328 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,640 It's like a fucking hell. 1329 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,640 Only you would know that, Bob. 1330 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,640 Long story short, she left. 1331 00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,640 Yeah. 1332 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,640 What a crazy... 1333 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,640 I will confirm after the podcast. 1334 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:58,640 But I feel like I know who you're talking about. 1335 00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:02,640 But also, if that's who it is, that's insane. 1336 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:08,640 Because it was this girl that everyone loves her, like super cool, super nice. 1337 00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,820 Apparently has a crazy side to her. Wow. Sorry 1338 00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:17,700 Those are the ones you always like you hear like the serial killer shit and like everybody's like oh 1339 00:50:17,700 --> 00:50:20,800 I thought he they were a great person. They were so nice, bro 1340 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:27,540 Have you seen crazy like yeah fucking dude that shot up the Colorado movie theater? Yeah, that's what everybody said about that, dude 1341 00:50:27,540 --> 00:50:30,560 They're like, oh my gosh, she was so nice and like help like he's very 1342 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:37,700 Crazy about that movie theater. So when I moved to Colorado what part of Colorado Colorado Springs, I think no 1343 00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:42,040 I was in Aurora. Okay. Yeah, so, you know right right next to Denver 1344 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:49,240 How far is that from Denver Aurora? Yeah, like I don't think I've been there 15 20 minutes like oh, it's like mad close 1345 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:53,920 It's like a the suburbs. It's like from here to a Meridian. Yeah. Yeah, so 1346 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,760 Some of my roommates were like hey, you want to go see a movie? I was like fuck. Yeah, let's go 1347 00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:02,880 They're like we know this movie theater. That's really hella hella cheap and I was like, oh, okay 1348 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:08,080 We go it's that fucking movie theater. Oh like they like people don't go there anymore 1349 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:12,560 So all the movie tickets are dirt. It was like less than $10 to go see. Yeah, it's like movies 1350 00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,840 Yeah cheap as fuck. Dude. I don't know if I can go to that 1351 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:21,420 It was pretty wild to be in there like for sure like it feels weird, but I think it's all mental 1352 00:51:21,420 --> 00:51:24,320 I mean I could I could go there for like a memorial 1353 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,120 but not like to watch a movie for a matinee. Yeah 1354 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,120 Just fucking 1355 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:37,800 Watch Shrek again on they have Shrek playing dude. They're actually bringing dude. Sorry. I need you to finish that story 1356 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:43,960 But there I saw on Instagram a credible source. It was credible. I promise they're putting Shrek 2 1357 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:51,260 Back in the theaters again to celebrate the 28th of your anniversary. Yeah, but why Shrek 2? I don't know we should go see it though 1358 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,240 Really? Yeah 1359 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:56,640 Did you source that information that a fat joke when I? 1360 00:51:56,640 --> 00:52:02,440 Did you source like I'm an ogre like I'm an ogre so I need to go watch Shrek really I'm ogre whelmed by it 1361 00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,440 I wanted to with excitement 1362 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,680 Ogre well hey come on just fucking chatters 1363 00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,240 You hit that shit hard yeah, I want to hear the crazy part though 1364 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:25,800 No, that was it. It was crazy because like that movie theater is still like open and it's just dirt 1365 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:31,520 Cheap to try and get people now because people don't want to go because it's like it's like if you're and there's like signs 1366 00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:37,080 Like you can't go in with your hood on and yeah, like all sorts can't have a Batman mask. Yeah, nothing. Yeah 1367 00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,600 No, shy Steve's allowed no 1368 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,600 You know I won't go nowhere that won't let me wear a shy 1369 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:50,960 It's like it's like fucking future said they told us we couldn't roll up and we fucked around to still rolled up. Yeah 1370 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:55,640 Yeah, yo boom hey 1371 00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:02,320 Fuck I was gonna say something. Oh, no, it's like if you were like house hunting and you found out it was haunted 1372 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:07,880 It's like people don't want it and it's cells for less or someone died in there or something. You know, that's how you know 1373 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:11,440 That's how you know though. Like if you're if you are house shopping and you're like 1374 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:18,200 This house is fucking awesome and it's half the price of any other. Yeah, and then you're like red fucking flag 1375 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:24,520 You're like hold on something a right. No, you peel up the carpet and there's fucking pentagrams everywhere and blood stains and all that shit fucking 1376 00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,520 No, hell no. Yeah the house is 1377 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:34,840 Half the price of all the other houses around it you better be fucking destroying some shit to find all the there were some sort of 1378 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,880 Crime there was some sort of yellow tape in that bitch. Yeah. Yeah 1379 00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:45,960 Anyways, thanks for on a lighter note. Yeah on a lighter note Steve's birthday is also in May. It's in June. Fuck 1380 00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:51,800 Oh shit 22nd a lot of you might not know this you're shitty friend Bob 1381 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:56,120 Someone's who said May Oh Nicole June 22nd. It was 1382 00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:04,120 Do you hear that June 22nd everybody Steve like me some shit. It's a summer rager likes gifts 1383 00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,440 Hey, can I DJ can we throw a party for you? 1384 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:11,560 Demos for my Venmo. Can we throw a party for your DJ and I'll do for your birthday and I'll DJ for it 1385 00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,560 Yeah fire 1386 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:17,960 Yeah fire. We do like I'll do $200 for you. Can we do a kegger? 1387 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,120 Yeah 1388 00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:24,840 Do we just become best friends? Mm-hmm. I wanted to do I need to karate in the garage. Yeah 1389 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,480 He said 1390 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:33,600 I'm just like dude. You sound like a mountain man when you do that 1391 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:38,240 Dude, what's that show an experienced Gruner? What's that show? 1392 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:46,000 There's a lot of shows like this, but it's where they straight it's um, they live in the mountains on their own. Oh 1393 00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,920 Are you talking about like the last Alaskans shit like that? 1394 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,120 Yeah, I think that's a good one. I think that's a good one 1395 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:59,440 It's like two guys one cup or something. No, it's not that oh one guy one jar that was your lap 1396 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,440 Hey pull pull it up. No, don't pull that up. You just gotta hit Rob's last search 1397 00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:08,080 He's got that shit on fucking 1398 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:10,160 Favorites 1399 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:14,560 You get for saying that fucking shit how I told you to stop bringing in that shit 1400 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,600 I'm not gonna do that. You're gonna put that shit on the table. I'm not gonna do that 1401 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:24,400 Favorites, who the fuck told you that you get for saying that fucking shit how I told you to stop bringing that up and i'll get you 1402 00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,800 Bro, that video is actually insane. Yep, you've seen it 1403 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:35,280 What are you talking one guy one jar? You've never seen that. No, they don't yeah, he's seen it too. Don't 1404 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,360 Not worth it. No, no, no 1405 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:42,800 Remember that era where I got roped into the two girls one cup when I was younger that same era right there 1406 00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,240 Makes me not even want to watch one guy in a jar 1407 00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:51,840 Has nothing to do with poop. It's actually I don't know what's worse. No, it's fucking worse. Don't be a little scat boy 1408 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,520 I'm not that's getting better. I'm about two girls one cup 1409 00:55:58,240 --> 00:56:03,600 Fucked up, okay, but one guy one jar is it was that era of like two girls one cup one 1410 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:08,560 Uh guy one jar and then it was like bme pain pain olympics. You ever see that shit? 1411 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:14,400 No, dude, you know what i'm talking about. Yeah, sorry. It was a crazy era. What was that like 20? 1412 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,980 2009 or something you're gonna stop. Yeah 1413 00:56:18,020 --> 00:56:21,620 Literally like I was gonna stop. I just graduated. It's so nostalgic gonna stop 1414 00:56:23,140 --> 00:56:27,060 Straight 4chan b-thread shout out anybody that knows that shit. Fuck 1415 00:56:27,540 --> 00:56:33,620 Fucking why we're just talking about that shit too. We're wild. I love jackie chan too. That shit is not a thing anymore 1416 00:56:34,660 --> 00:56:38,580 Let's find out. Nope, dude. Can I be real? I've actually I don't like that shit 1417 00:56:38,580 --> 00:56:41,220 I do you want to can I tell you guys a really funny story to end right now? 1418 00:56:41,220 --> 00:56:45,140 With the two girls the only reason why I've seen that video is because 1419 00:56:45,780 --> 00:56:47,780 Do you remember jay-c? 1420 00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:50,260 Yeah, yeah fucking jay-c 1421 00:56:51,060 --> 00:56:52,260 Oh zappy 1422 00:56:52,260 --> 00:56:53,220 Zapata 1423 00:56:53,220 --> 00:56:54,100 Don't 1424 00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:56,100 No, it's not it's not in court 1425 00:56:57,140 --> 00:57:00,900 You know, I literally we were at a sleepover and you don't got to keep using governments, bro 1426 00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:02,340 We ain't in the fucking proceedings 1427 00:57:02,340 --> 00:57:07,780 We lived in he lived in kimberly at the time in like his grandparents house at no shout out to kimbo 1428 00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:14,740 But they were in like the nice where like those neighborhoods are like hella spread apart and like you have huge backyards and shit 1429 00:57:14,740 --> 00:57:17,700 I've been there really nice. They had a nice ass house and 1430 00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:23,060 Your parents are dope. There's great. Yeah, his grandparents are fucking sick. But you know, they they lock 1431 00:57:23,060 --> 00:57:28,740 We were all having like a sleepover. This was like high school. Maybe like middle school. Maybe ish something like that and 1432 00:57:29,380 --> 00:57:31,380 They locked me in the room 1433 00:57:31,940 --> 00:57:37,140 Okay, they're like you're watching this and they were pointing airsoft guns at me 1434 00:57:37,140 --> 00:57:39,540 Airsoft guns at me bro. And guess what? 1435 00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:43,460 I sat there and watched it because I didn't want to be shot and then guess what I found out 1436 00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:45,780 There was nothing in the clips 1437 00:57:47,060 --> 00:57:50,660 That was how I saw that fuck i'm so mad about that to this day 1438 00:57:50,820 --> 00:57:55,880 So you got traumatized and then they told you that there was no ammo. So you got even more traumatized 1439 00:57:57,140 --> 00:58:00,820 Fucking liars. Yeah, because you're like I didn't actually have to sit here and watch this 1440 00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:05,620 I'm like they fucking pinned my eyes open. No kidding 1441 00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:11,060 I'm like crazy. Anyways, that was that's how I saw that shit. That's what I would have done bro 1442 00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:15,460 It would have made me feel uncomfortable to like put a weapon on you even an airsoft gun round 1443 00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:18,420 So I just would have zip tied you to a chair and take your eyes open. Yep 1444 00:58:19,540 --> 00:58:21,300 Some scotch. Yeah, what? 1445 00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:23,220 That's not weird 1446 00:58:23,220 --> 00:58:26,340 Nope, that's crazy. Yeah, I don't want you to miss anything 1447 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:33,220 It was the I couldn't watch it I was like I made me want to throw up 1448 00:58:33,220 --> 00:58:39,220 But we should change the subject off that yeah off that shit quit it. No pun intended. Well, we told you before you started the stop 1449 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,380 It's true 1450 00:58:41,380 --> 00:58:43,620 To be fair. Oh again speaking of okay 1451 00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:46,340 Bring up another I don't have another story. Thank god 1452 00:58:47,220 --> 00:58:48,180 well 1453 00:58:48,180 --> 00:58:50,180 you know, I think uh 1454 00:58:50,340 --> 00:58:53,060 I think that about wraps it up. I think episode, uh 1455 00:58:53,060 --> 00:59:02,100 Five what how would we uh end off some good life advice? Hmm? 1456 00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:05,700 Not every book 1457 00:59:06,340 --> 00:59:12,420 Yeah, not every balloon not looks the same what is happening Jesus 1458 00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:20,660 Ew dude, I'm talking about no dude. Yeah, it was no like yes. No, like birthday balloons. Yeah, like, you know 1459 00:59:20,660 --> 00:59:22,660 That's what i'm saying bro 1460 00:59:23,700 --> 00:59:28,980 Yeah, like you have the helium ones you have the water balloons. Yeah, all the knots are different. Yeah 1461 00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:31,540 everybody's not 1462 00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:38,660 Sometimes sometimes you get i'm sorry you go to tie that balloon and uh you get that little air pocket 1463 00:59:40,740 --> 00:59:42,260 Gross 1464 00:59:42,260 --> 00:59:45,780 Dude, you blew my ears out with that one again steve. Fuck. Okay 1465 00:59:46,660 --> 00:59:50,020 Well guys, thanks for staying tuned. Thank you for listening 1466 00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:54,100 I love you. We love you all stay tuned or get tuned, huh? Yep 1467 00:59:54,100 --> 01:00:18,100 Yep. All right. All right. Bye guys later