1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:17,520 And what is up, YouTube? 2 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,320 Welcome back to the U.H. 3 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,320 Shit podcast. No, that ain't it. 4 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:25,360 Podcast. I'm Rob. 5 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,360 Why are you yelling? I'm sorry. 6 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:33,360 I just felt like I had to get it out of my cyst. 7 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:40,120 You got a cyst. Where is it? 8 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:43,400 You got a bump. I was trying to you got a bump in the knotty spot. 9 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:47,160 Bump in the night. Nope. 10 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:49,680 I was trying to I was trying to shorten system in it. 11 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,080 I ate my words. 12 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,600 But you said cyst. Yeah, I did. 13 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,680 It has me slightly concerned. 14 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:02,240 I do have this big like bulbous cyst on my butt, dude, lately. 15 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:04,520 And it hurts. Yeah. 16 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:05,680 You got a bulbous sore on your ass. 17 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,880 Bulbasaurus. No, I don't have any. 18 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,120 Bulbasaurus Rex, man. I don't have a cyst. 19 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,800 What's that cyst on your neck, though? 20 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,320 Oh, I have like an ingrown hair on my neck. 21 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,920 Dude, thing looks like it's barking. 22 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,960 Fucking crater. Shits barking. 23 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:21,000 Tell that thing to quit fucking looking at me, dude. 24 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,720 I don't like when people stare at me. 25 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,760 What's your name? I'm Rob. 26 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,280 I'm Steve and I'm Jay. 27 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:33,800 Welcome back to the. 28 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,200 Fuck you, dude. All right. 29 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,840 Sorry. So so 30 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,320 I want to kick this off the right the right way. 31 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,200 No. Well, yeah, sure. Yeah. 32 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,400 But the right wing. 33 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,160 I want to kick this off. 34 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,320 Where's that fucking button that for him, Jay? 35 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,280 Yeah, we're going to fucking. 36 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,120 Bitch. OK. 37 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,920 So last. 38 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,800 Sunday was the Super Bowl. 39 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,840 Yep. Super Bowl Sunday. Super Bowl Sunday. 40 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,760 Inside job. Yeah. 41 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,680 Time out before we get to the inside job part. 42 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:14,040 What do you think of the halftime show? 43 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,640 I don't want to say it on camera. Say it. 44 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:20,640 I almost went gay for a man. 45 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:21,960 OK, I didn't expect you. 46 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,160 When Usher ripped that shirt off, dude. 47 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,360 Got bricked. 48 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,520 Yep. What about you, Steve? 49 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,920 Like I saw your wandering eyes when you came over. 50 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:32,200 No, honestly, I wasn't a fan of the halftime show. 51 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,200 I actually looked he like actually thought it was fire. 52 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,480 He killed it. Really? 53 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:36,600 Uh huh. I thought it was good. 54 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,640 Usher, like out of every. 55 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,080 I don't know. 56 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,200 Usher, like out of every. 57 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:48,840 Artists that fucking did something, Usher was the worst. 58 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,440 No, I disagree. 59 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,520 I totally disagree. 60 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,360 I think there's been way worse halftime shows. 61 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,280 I didn't say that. 62 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,320 I was more in the halftime show. 63 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,640 I would that would be fire. 64 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:03,400 But I said every artist that they had at the halftime show, 65 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:06,280 this last one, because there was like Lil Jon and. 66 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,400 Yeah, Luda. Luda. 67 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,760 I thought it was fire, though, for real. 68 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,400 No, I'm saying Usher was the worst. 69 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,560 Shout out Ludacris. I disagree. 70 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,840 He was the man of the hour. 71 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:24,080 Why the fuck is Rob just glazing right now? 72 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,040 I'm not. You asked me my opinion. 73 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,360 I thought it was good. Literally sticking up. 74 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:31,280 It is peace. Hey, town. 75 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,880 OK, I'm not doing that anymore. 76 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:43,160 That was the last one. That game legitimately pissed me off, though. 77 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,360 For real. And honestly, this whole season, dude, just watching the NFL. 78 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:51,160 Kind of like I already stopped watching college football, to be honest. 79 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,760 Why? I feel like it's the least. 80 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,720 Well, no, I don't I don't necessarily agree with college players being paid. 81 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,480 Oh, but we get the NCAA game back. 82 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:05,280 So wait, they're paying college players now. 83 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,600 Well, they they legally like they 84 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:13,080 change the NCAA regulations on 85 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:15,840 like endorsements. 86 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,960 Oh, so they can actually get schools don't pay them, but they can get endorsed 87 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,760 by Nike or something. Yeah, by anybody. Crazy. 88 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,400 Yeah, they can get they can get paid a lot of money. 89 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,920 That's kind of cool, though. Well, it is cool. 90 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:33,720 But the way I've always kind of seen it is you get a free education 91 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,160 and someone's paying for that. 92 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,360 It's not the schools generally, it's like alumni donations, 93 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,960 money that the programs generate. 94 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,080 And a lot of the 95 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:50,360 a lot of the stuff that they're benefiting from, they had nothing to do with building. 96 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:55,840 Like they're basically a segment in 97 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:57,040 a legacy. 98 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,880 You just like looking forward, I'm like, 99 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:09,840 so the real question is, 100 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:13,120 what's the quarterback name again? 101 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,880 Oh, Dick Pat McChode. Oh, yeah. 102 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,080 Fucking idiot, dude. 103 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,080 Dick Pat McChode. 104 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,880 Yep. He's the clearest, clearest throat. 105 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,400 He literally talks like he's been fucking the whole time. 106 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:27,360 He talks like he's been fucking slamming Jones back all night. 107 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,840 He'll do pickles. 108 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,080 Kermit the Frog. 109 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,160 Just bruising that bruising that vulva. 110 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,640 Guys, you see the way I threw that football. 111 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,880 It's true. He has an annoying voice. 112 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:43,760 He's a fucking. 113 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,800 Who's that? That that. 114 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:46,480 Did you see that? 115 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,360 He's got an arm on him. 116 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:51,760 You see the after party of the football or sorry, the after party of the Super Bowl. 117 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:55,840 No, when Travis Kelsey was singing Garth Brooks. 118 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,760 I actually didn't see it, but I heard about it. 119 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:01,920 Super trash and Dick Pat McChode comes along 120 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,440 because he thinks he's a fucking cool guy. 121 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,560 He's literally like the child on the team. 122 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,040 What do you do? He's he's a baby. 123 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,320 And he's sitting there. 124 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,240 No, no, no. 125 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,800 He's sitting there trying to Kermit Holmes, trying to tame his friend 126 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:21,960 from having a good time by hugging his waist from the back. 127 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,720 Oh, he was giving him the old reach around. 128 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,400 Yeah, the old old fashion reach around Francis. 129 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,640 Give him the good old college try. 130 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,200 Gave him the Pope Francis. 131 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:36,520 Fuck. Yeah. 132 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:41,240 No, I think it's I think it's pretty set up, though, 133 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,760 unfortunately, because it ruins my hopes and dreams because as a kid. 134 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,560 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 135 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,960 And it's just an ass. 136 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:51,160 Dude, the thing that pisses me off too is like. 137 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,760 They're already not paying taxes on all the money that they're making as owners. 138 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,480 Nonprofit. Yeah. 139 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,680 And then on top of that, they have to sit there. 140 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,320 And try and generate more funds. 141 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,640 Yeah. By making a TV show. 142 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:12,800 And yeah, I can literally I think I saw more of T. 143 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,400 Swift on the screen than I did football. 144 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,880 Dude, I saw we're not getting into it. 145 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,480 I am not a Swifty. What the fuck was going on? 146 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,720 Yeah. Not a Swifty. Hey, dude, I actually saw a video. 147 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:25,440 You can look it up. 148 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,360 It was that last drive they had, I think. 149 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:31,800 And it was either right before overtime or it was in overtime. 150 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,320 I can't remember. 151 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:34,720 He didn't get the first. 152 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,520 It said second in eight or something. 153 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:38,640 Yeah, second in it. 154 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:43,560 And then they had the camera on like some person was recording 155 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,880 it on the TV or whatever with their phone. 156 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:50,000 And it went from second and switched back to first. 157 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,200 Legit. Yeah, it's a real thing. 158 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,080 So yeah. Yeah. 159 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,120 Fuck that. 160 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:58,040 No, it's it's totally rig, bro, unfortunately. 161 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:01,680 And I don't know how it is and if all of it is, but I don't know, man. 162 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,360 I just feel like I don't know what to believe anymore. 163 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,760 It honestly makes me emotional. 164 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,840 Gets you a little sad. Yeah. 165 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,240 Me sad. 166 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:14,400 It's the thing that kind of bums me out about it, dude, is like how much joy 167 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,440 I got from playing football when I was younger, like in school and stuff. 168 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:25,040 And also the life skills and lessons that I learned through that. 169 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:30,000 Like one of the big ones that my coach always tried to push was integrity. 170 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,520 Yeah. Which there's no integrity in the game anymore. 171 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:36,800 No. It's unfortunate. 172 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:38,920 It's really sad. 173 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,520 But the funny thing is, well, I still watch it. 174 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:45,360 Probably. It makes sense the way they're trying to swoop in the younger generation. 175 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:48,880 Like they already don't care about things not being real 176 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,240 because like most of them barely even leave their house. 177 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,480 Yeah. You know. 178 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,200 Sad to say. Yeah, I hate to see it. 179 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,840 Hate to see it, folks. 180 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:03,120 Can we give a shout out, though, to the fucking. 181 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:07,360 U.S. Olympic curlers on the back. 182 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:13,920 Yep. Really putting those two hands to work is a life skill. 183 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,360 Dude, they are so. 184 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,360 Are you looking at me like that? 185 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,640 Sound guy can fact check this. 186 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:26,720 Hey, wake up to to get good at that. 187 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,760 That motion. Yeah. 188 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:31,920 They are all given free shakeweights. 189 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,960 You know, a thing or two about a shake weight, don't you, bud? 190 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,880 And they're required like two hours a day, like as they're like cooking. 191 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:43,360 So they're like flipping eggs and they're just sometimes you can work to it 192 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:47,240 one time like this, like to shake weights. Yeah. Yeah. 193 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:51,480 Facts. And then, dude, to get like your 194 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,880 a different set of muscles, you go like this sometimes with both of them. 195 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,880 And then if you look up, if you look up, it'll 196 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,280 in it activates your chakras. 197 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,840 Do you think it do you think it? 198 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:09,000 Do you think it's a good like core exercise 199 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,720 while you're doing that to like get in like a wall sit position? 200 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,280 Oh, yeah. Like no wall. 201 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,160 Oh, yeah. I mean, like squatting down. 202 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,840 Oh, Rob, you should show him. 203 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:29,240 He was watching videos on like how they strengthen their shoulders 204 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,120 with the shake weights. 205 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,280 Can you show them? So I just did a. 206 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,960 No, no, no. Yeah, but you didn't show him the shoulder. 207 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:39,640 No. Show them how they work out the shoulders. 208 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,840 Shoulders and curling is huge. 209 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,320 Is that what you mean? 210 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,320 But you didn't put any like arm and wrist. 211 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,360 Yeah, there was no problem. 212 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,440 You guys can picture it. I'm not doing that. 213 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,800 You got your little jester and do tricks for you whenever whenever you want. 214 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,080 Do a trick for daddy. 215 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:00,880 Do. 216 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,960 Oh, is that all I am to you guys? 217 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,120 Just a dancing jester. 218 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,480 Yep. That's cool. 219 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:11,000 I'll remember that start watching a lot more like a one trick pony. 220 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,400 You better watch your fucking back. 221 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,400 You need to fucking watch your attitude. 222 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,160 I'm sorry. Facts. Yeah. 223 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,440 You need to wash your back. 224 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,360 All right. Write that down. 225 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,440 Hey, Steve, write that down. 226 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,440 No, yeah, we're open that thing up. 227 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,440 Seriously. Not that. 228 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,120 Oh, that's crazy. What is that? 229 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,880 He just outed himself. Time out. 230 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,880 Time out. He's going rogue. 231 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:44,880 What's what? Hey, she's going zero dark 30 right now. 232 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:48,360 Hey, the last last time we got together, 233 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,160 I told you about the two timeouts, right? 234 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,440 Send me the time out and time out like pause. 235 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,440 I'm about to send you to time out. 236 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,440 If I think you got in your hand, what I think you got in your hand. 237 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,440 Just let me explain myself. 238 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,440 OK, I explain myself. Sure. 239 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,440 I explain myself. 240 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,440 Will you let me explain myself? 241 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,440 Do not let me explain myself. 242 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,440 Not sponsored by Zen. 243 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,440 OK, and this is not Zen. 244 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,440 All right. 245 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,440 Can I explain myself? Yeah. 246 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,440 I didn't have. 247 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,440 I didn't have. 248 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,440 I didn't have. 249 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,440 I didn't have a pouchy. OK. 250 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,440 For two days and it was a really dark time. 251 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,440 No upper deckies for you. 252 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:37,440 I didn't have any upper deckies for two days and it was a very dark time. 253 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,440 Not going to lie. It sounds rough. 254 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,440 Yeah. But daddy came out on the other end of it. 255 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:45,440 A rogue bear. Oh, a rogue bear. 256 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,440 Ro. 257 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:52,440 This is a fuck. This is a fucking man's pouch, by the way. 258 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,440 Look at this fucking bean bag right here. 259 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,440 You bag. Get in there. 260 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,440 Looks like a bag full of pool balls. 261 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,440 One sugar. Dude, I already have one in. 262 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,440 Rob keeps avoiding them. No, they're they're a little. 263 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,440 I feel like I'm being watched by somebody. 264 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,440 If they catch me doing I don't want to get caught in four. 265 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,440 OK, I like it. 266 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,440 I get caught. Yeah, that high def will catch some real shit. 267 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,440 Yeah, they're fire, though, bro. 268 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,440 The only thing that is a little rough. 269 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:21,440 We got we got a little tossed last night. 270 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,440 No. Yeah, the tequila came out. 271 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,440 And when we woke up. Thanks, Bob. 272 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:30,440 Yeah, I feel like shit. We're a little hung. 273 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,440 And the smell of these made me look. 274 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,440 Yeah, a little hung. Yeah. 275 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,440 Speak for yourself. Not all of us are hung like you. 276 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,440 Wait, are we talking about the same thing here? 277 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,440 Not not all of us are little. What? Wait. 278 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,440 Wait, we are all little. 279 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,440 Average average. Yeah. Yeah. 280 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,440 Go for it. Continue. Continue. 281 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,440 Yeah. 282 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,440 Sorry. 283 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:59,440 The smell of this can was nauseating this morning. 284 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:04,440 Yeah, bro. I actually am super hung over and it hurts slightly. 285 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,440 That's why we got the trans. 286 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:13,440 The Red Bull to Bubba and water here. 287 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,440 Cheers. 288 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:22,440 Oh, I'm sorry. 289 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:25,440 Serious. I didn't. 290 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,440 You didn't even ask for permission. You just shoved it in. 291 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,440 Hey, he called Plum's did it. 292 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:34,440 It keeps dripping to just soaked the shit out of my water. 293 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,440 Well, that's what I'm thinking of soaking. 294 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,440 Oh, yeah. 295 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,440 We're finally going to get back to it. 296 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,440 I feel like we were talking about soaking. 297 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,440 I think it was. 298 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,440 I think it was. 299 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,440 Was it episode two? 300 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,440 Let us know in the comments if you know what that is. 301 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,440 You sound guy. 302 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,440 Go back and watch the episodes and tell us which one will Rob get in. 303 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,440 Get into it. 304 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,440 Let's unpack it. 305 00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,440 Back the soap. 306 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,440 Basically. 307 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:06,440 Basically soaking. Let's unpack. Soaky time. 308 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,440 It's soaky time. 309 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:13,440 Soaking time. 310 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,440 Welcome back to soaking time with Rob, Steve and Jay. 311 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,440 No, you're alone in the soaking. 312 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,440 So yeah. Soxash. Yeah. 313 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,440 Hear me out. 314 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,440 I had a D too bad to just sit there. 315 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,440 Hey. 316 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:30,440 So soaking is basically a loophole in the Mormon community. 317 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,440 Where. 318 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,440 It's called a loophole. 319 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,440 No, no, no. That loopholes are never. 320 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,440 It's not a loophole. 321 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,440 It's a loophole. 322 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,440 I can explain it like that. 323 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,440 But. 324 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:43,440 But here's the thing. 325 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:44,440 When, when we do explain it. 326 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,440 On the outside, look again, it's fucking. 327 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,440 Not even it's just. 328 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,440 Might as well just get into it. 329 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,440 But how's it a loophole though? 330 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,440 That's what we got to figure out. 331 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,440 No, no, no. 332 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,440 It's cause you say it. 333 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,440 I saw it on Tik TOK. 334 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,440 And. 335 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,440 I was, I was on the moral remedy. 336 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,440 No, really. 337 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,440 I was on Tik TOK and they were saying that it's a, it's sick. 338 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:03,440 Cause you can't. 339 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,440 You know. 340 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:32,500 Your 341 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:38,180 in reference oh what it's making more sense in my head now yeah so you're not you're not 342 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:42,700 doing the act it's just soaking you're so like when you're when you when you soak in 343 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:48,080 the bathtub yeah you just sit in there it's a it's a really gross descriptive term that 344 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:54,380 makes me a horrible wet environment it's a like it's a light glaze here's the thing 345 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:59,900 it's not a loophole it's act it's no fucking excuses now it's not a it's it they say it's 346 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:04,860 a loophole but it's just like dude we know your intentions you dirty dog yeah hitting 347 00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:16,660 devious licks on the low we see it that's what I'm saying so that's what soaking is 348 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:22,260 do you think any of them call do you think any of them call it honey's hiding hole honey 349 00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:30,900 what honey pot what honey's hiding hole hiding hole ill daddy's little hideaway mmm swimmers 350 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:36,740 here what did you say you said something about shake they shake the oh yeah they shake the 351 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:42,540 bed so this is even weirder so they'll be soaking on their bed and then there's other 352 00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:49,860 people in the room and then there's a are you least are you allowed to shoot that okay 353 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:57,980 I don't know probably not fuck that's home base yep can we can we Google hey sound guy 354 00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:04,780 hey Google image that Google Google the allotment Google image shooting in reference to soaking 355 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:10,540 now it's so there's this I also heard on tik-tok on like the same video where and this is from 356 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:15,220 it's some dude that went to the BYU campuses was asking like straight or mid this shit 357 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:21,740 was going on at BYU it's how they yeah whoa well it's not just there but I know but like 358 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:25,660 that's where like yeah that's where I saw the videos yeah do you think do you think 359 00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:30,620 fucking the hall monitors like or the RA has come through like what if they walk in they're 360 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:35,740 like hey they're like oh wait are you moving are you soaking you're good like yeah I asked 361 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:39,420 you need me to shake the bed for you no yeah that's seriously what they do I'm not even 362 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:45,820 that is the R is function yeah at BYU they're a residence assistant so basically someone 363 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:49,340 will go in the room with them or I don't know if it's why I don't know why it would be multiple 364 00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:54,020 people but like you have to sit there and shake literally shake the bed because they're 365 00:18:54,020 --> 00:19:00,820 not the ones moving but yeah movement on the bed makes you you know fuck some weird ass 366 00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:04,300 shit if it looks like a duck it sounds like a duck smells like a duck it's probably a 367 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:11,620 ducking yeah probably fuck yeah if it looks like a fuck if you're ducking you're fucking 368 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:15,940 is there a certain amount of like accidental pumps that you're allowed like what if you 369 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:26,460 sneeze while you're soaking a hashtag no hammer her either I'm not gonna lie to you I was 370 00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:32,020 trying to talk and I didn't hear anything you guys said what I'm serious talking about 371 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:41,740 a that kung fu grip when that gorilla grip when she sneezes oh my god but is that does 372 00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:46,780 that does that count as an accident well how many accidents do you get in the soak of like 373 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:50,780 pumping well that would are you allotted like three strikes you're out well I don't know 374 00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:56,200 if I don't know I wouldn't really count as a pump though I don't think because because 375 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:02,540 he's gonna pump that if she sneezes he's pumping someone's pumping someone's pumping it's not 376 00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:12,580 even that it's this sneezing sneezing is nature's kegel yeah it is no I feel like is it tight 377 00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:20,540 your body yeah it's not her fault that mommy wanted to give it a little squeeze working 378 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:35,340 on the kegs hey hear me out sorry nature's kegs hashtag no soak stay woke write that 379 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:42,820 down hey yeah right right down can stay woke soak out there okay stay woke to soak write 380 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:54,940 it down Steve stop the soak make soaking great again sorry okay now that's enough so but 381 00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:59,700 that is a real thing I'm sure you guys you imagine if Donnie soaked I mean Donnie would 382 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:06,340 never soak because he's a fucking G he's got that dog in him Trump Oh Donnie 45 honey yeah 383 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:15,420 Donnie 45 yeah yeah yeah he probably well he's got that dog in him yeah he's like this 384 00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:26,780 but if he did soak you'd never see a greater soaker they say I'm a super soaker hey okay 385 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:34,900 bars you think Donnie's got bars nobody soaks like me Donnie dog I could soak her in 45 386 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:45,060 different ways in the oval office in Lincoln's little green room okay Lincoln's green room 387 00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:51,820 what is that come on bro read a fucking book dude damn it hey write it down you're gonna 388 00:21:51,820 --> 00:22:01,820 forget not cool I don't I wish that I liked reading because I would love to be smarter 389 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:10,860 and like I say you'd like to be smart fuck you but that was aggressive yeah I wish that 390 00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:15,900 I actually liked reading but I get real bored I get fidgety where's your imagination I start 391 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:23,660 itching I'm like twitching I'm like are you a cyborg do you guys remember reading rainbow 392 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:35,780 speaking of reading throwback shout out what's that guy's name mr. rainbow shout out T.S. 393 00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:41,820 Elliott they made me think of hooked on lost a real one hooked on chronic no said hooked 394 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:47,340 on phonics oh and then that made me think of that always hooked on chronic though dr. 395 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:54,500 Dre is fucking fire hooked on soaking right up your alley bud jays super Mormon by the 396 00:22:54,500 --> 00:23:01,540 way no he is no he converted no to Mormonism no he is no do you think when the bellish 397 00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:05,660 do you think when the garments drop they use it hey hey what do you think when the garments 398 00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:15,060 drop they use it like a drop cloth drip ten okay this is getting out of hand like legit 399 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:26,180 this is bad fucking grease trap fucking grease trap oh dude damn enough on the soaking topic 400 00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:31,140 now that you guys know what soaking is you're welcome yeah a lot of people do know but for 401 00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:36,380 those who don't if you didn't know now you know what it is what it is what it is just 402 00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:48,180 a little dip anyways hooked on bonnet for me hey what's that comedian hooked on bubonic 403 00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:56,100 what's what's that comedian Brian Regan his hooked on his hooked on phonics bit that shit 404 00:23:56,100 --> 00:24:00,860 is I didn't see it hilarious let me see let's watch the whole thing right now it's so fucking 405 00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:09,420 funny this fucking curling is ridiculous dude those pants are kind of sick like for real 406 00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:16,540 they're a little cool he's fucking posed bro he's praying he's praying to Allah dude I 407 00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:23,780 feel like Loki if you do a sport like curling you are a soaker you got fucking you have 408 00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:36,540 a background in soaking for sure prime USDA approved soaker a prime soaker 409 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:46,860 yo speaking of Allah like Akbar Allah Akbar Hussein damn what I'm just trying to find 410 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:52,380 this video you guys are over fucking saying shit like that come on yeah I didn't say it 411 00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:57,160 I'm just talking about it literally said it no but I didn't make it up I'm not the one 412 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:01,500 causing re fucking havoc and wreaking havoc wreaking havoc that's what I was trying to 413 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:13,620 say you just don't speak English yeah I do partially what are you looking up Jay that 414 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:26,660 Brian Regan bit gotcha this shit's so funny I feel like I who's Brian Regan 415 00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:43,940 is but I saw the girl that was hooked on it she's got a problem with it apparently have 416 00:25:43,940 --> 00:25:44,940 you seen that commercial hooked on phonics work for me she's adorable you know I was 417 00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:46,420 thinking wouldn't that be weird if she was applying what she learned and she couldn't 418 00:25:46,420 --> 00:26:16,260 get the commercial straight you know okay cut I've never heard that before Brian Regan's 419 00:26:16,260 --> 00:26:22,140 fucking hilarious our IP dude what if what if he was witnessing a I'm kidding I don't 420 00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:29,380 think he's dead I just said that if that's not funny speak up whatever you saying my 421 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:40,220 bad Steve's gonna hit you go for it not the hitting but what you were saying no you're 422 00:26:40,220 --> 00:26:51,060 really not gonna say it but since we were on the conspiracies of the rigged NFL what 423 00:26:51,060 --> 00:26:55,980 else do you guys got on that topic full circle do you guys have any moon landing or 9-11 424 00:26:55,980 --> 00:27:02,820 conspiracies I will say I watched this documentary touchy tops I don't think it I think I watched 425 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:07,500 it on Netflix a long ass time ago I don't think it's on there anymore because you know 426 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:14,660 everybody got woke or something but it's called loose change oh bro I think that shit was 427 00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:20,300 pretty fucking wild and I will say it just makes you think what was the topic though 428 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:27,780 9-11 okay it was all about the show 9-11 who's saying who's saying bolt is that who we're 429 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:36,220 talking about here Allah Akbar who's saying bolt no really oh no is that not it no oh 430 00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:52,460 how's that can rob it's hard to drink out of you fucking kung fu grip that shit bro I 431 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:58,220 didn't Steve reached over and with his gorilla gave it a little squoze I fucking hit it with 432 00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:09,060 the painter hand dude he put that gorilla grip to use all right 9-11 you're the one 433 00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:13,860 with those fucking catcher mitts over there and we remember we established last night 434 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:17,780 he's got baby hands I don't even have baby hands dude they're pretty small just put them 435 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:25,100 up Robin let the people decide it's like if he let's say you go to McDonald's okay you 436 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:30,580 get a double cheeseburger just looking like my hands came out of a happy meal higher 437 00:28:30,580 --> 00:28:41,460 though average yeah average Bob when he holds one hands are so small that tiny little average 438 00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:52,500 Mickey D's double chi looks like a fucking six by six animal style from in and out like 439 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:57,620 looks like a lot in and out of a fucking burger because his hands are so tiny do you think 440 00:28:57,620 --> 00:29:02,940 Mormons know what in and out is because they soak what because you're not going in and 441 00:29:02,940 --> 00:29:07,740 out of nothing you're just sitting there no it's it's in and stay put you know what that 442 00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:12,140 was like part of your car yeah it's like parking your car yeah I didn't expect you to say like 443 00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:22,460 parallel parking parallel parking and I straight up think that I can we go back to the topic 444 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:28,020 of 9-eleven or just conspiracies I love a good conspiracy I actually have a crazy it's 445 00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:32,660 a little in depth and it's not my own conspiracy we have a whole hour the floor is yours go 446 00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:38,700 and honestly I don't think that I necessarily believe it but it definitely is something 447 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:47,460 that when you listen to it it's kind of crazy okay so there's supposedly this thing called 448 00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:52,780 the black eagle fund which you can google this and find it everything I'm about to say 449 00:29:52,780 --> 00:29:59,220 you can google and there's at least a person out there that wrote something about it like 450 00:29:59,220 --> 00:30:05,620 I said I don't I don't know if it's true yeah but the black eagle fund is supposedly recovered 451 00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:14,340 Nazi gold that the OSS didn't tell anybody about which the OSS used to be army intelligence 452 00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:21,300 that was the precursor to the CIA which got established after the National Security Act 453 00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:28,700 in 1947 you can look that up you're like I'm not capping you might fucking learn something 454 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:38,540 Rob listen up no cap huh yeah no cap so supposedly the gold allegedly the gold that they found 455 00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:44,380 was Steve's all of a sudden Australian over a billion dollars and because they didn't 456 00:30:44,380 --> 00:30:52,020 report it to anybody it was never on the books except for where they deposited the gold which 457 00:30:52,020 --> 00:31:01,820 was supposedly at the Swiss bank yep like UBS mm-hmm I think is what it's called I 458 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:08,440 don't actually know I don't know much of anything it's one of the biggest financial institutions 459 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:12,940 in the world currently today but that part would actually make sense why they would put 460 00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:17,780 it in a Swiss bank because while the CIA was being established the CIA through Operation 461 00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:26,100 Paperclip which was the employment of 1800 Nazi scientists in all different avenues of 462 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:37,420 science like biology chemistry they had like rocket scientists obviously was the establishment 463 00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:45,300 of NASA their first director was Werner von Braun oh really yeah who built the V2 rockets 464 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:53,560 that leveled fucking London yeah big-time Nazi harsh anyways so aggressive through Operation 465 00:31:53,560 --> 00:32:04,220 Paperclip I think his name's Reinhard Gehr good to have you back Jay your heart or something 466 00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:10,500 like that he was the intelligence general on the Eastern Front so he was fighting Russia 467 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:17,700 during World War two your mics not on yeah what the fuck are we talking about we're talking 468 00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:23,900 about conspiracy and 11 I'm explaining how the black eagle funder yeah that got developed 469 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:38,580 so stick around sorry where the fuck was I I don't know sorry I don't know oh yeah the 470 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:49,460 CIA employed that Nazi general and they established what they oh Glenland Glenan Glen oh John 471 00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:55,500 Glen no Glenland is his last name they called it the Glenland organization which later turned 472 00:32:55,500 --> 00:33:02,020 into the German BND which is their state ran intelligence service like Dave and Buster's 473 00:33:02,020 --> 00:33:11,820 yeah shut up so it makes sense why they would use the Swiss bank because at the time we 474 00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:16,340 were reconstructing Germany and so they were under our thumb and it would be a perfect 475 00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:26,020 place to hide it because the US wouldn't be looking there but supposedly the physical 476 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:34,500 ledger that basically proved that money in their system was not digitized and in 2001 477 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:44,900 September 12th supposedly allegedly oh boy that bank was supposed to digitize everything 478 00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:51,460 in their system and someone would have had to come forward to claim that money which 479 00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:57,660 would have proven the existence of it yeah there was a naval intelligence team of 33 480 00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:03,620 people that were actually investigating that very fund they're investigating it out of 481 00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:09,460 the Pentagon and then a month before the towers dropped they switched their office to the 482 00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:16,980 same floor right next to the bank's office which supposedly is the same floor that people 483 00:34:16,980 --> 00:34:24,020 testified hearing an explosion to oh for real and the very floor that the first plane hit 484 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:31,420 something's fishy and guess what 32 of those 33 naval employees were there that day okay 485 00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:36,540 that's kind of fucking wild actually right so the physical ledger that if it existed 486 00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:47,700 or if the black eagle fund is real would have been in that bank yeah and then it doesn't 487 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:55,820 exist the second that that happens yeah that's a little weird right so I've always full touchy 488 00:34:55,820 --> 00:35:06,860 it is a toughy touchy subject definitely and the crazy thing is is that the bushes are 489 00:35:06,860 --> 00:35:19,860 extremely wrapped up in that money if it is real because George HW Bush Daddy Bush was 490 00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:27,660 the director of the CIA in 1989 I think well now tell me the but there are those is that 491 00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:38,700 the family that invented Bush's baked beans no Bush beer yep bushy hold on pause both 492 00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:47,980 of those are you like Bush you're a bushy guy aren't you know do you like the beer huh 493 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:51,940 why are you looking at me crazy dude because the words coming out of your mouth are fucking 494 00:35:51,940 --> 00:35:56,660 do you actually like Bush I mean I'll drink it if it's in front of me but you know I'll 495 00:35:56,660 --> 00:36:03,740 take a curse curse what's your fate besides I never mind that's banquet's the best cheap 496 00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:11,460 beer of all time by far I will drink others and they didn't didn't do any of that stupid 497 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:16,340 woke shit that like Bud Light was doing sorry I'm not trying to offend anybody it was pretty 498 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:20,820 dumb though people people sell out that's all it is man business standpoint like they 499 00:36:20,820 --> 00:36:27,620 lost a fuck ton of business yeah I'm not trying to be if that was dumb I'm sorry but hey 90% 500 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:32,920 of the people that drink your fucking beer are the exact opposite of what you just fucking 501 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:39,120 we're talking to well they backpedaled a lot too oh yeah like this is a very touchy subject 502 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:45,620 to but someone's got to talk about it I don't know I just think I just think when maybe 503 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:49,060 that's the problem maybe the problem is is that everybody's got your dirty dick beaters 504 00:36:49,060 --> 00:36:54,140 off my thing surrounding the only thing I have an issue with like you can like you like 505 00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:59,700 love you whatever but you got to stop shoving it down people's throats that's all I'm saying 506 00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:08,700 that's just all it is so then again like do your thing nobody cares like do it we love 507 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:16,620 you but you don't got to make me force you don't got to force me to believe or think 508 00:37:16,620 --> 00:37:20,620 like you do let's just make sure that everything you want to fucking talk to me about is consensual 509 00:37:20,620 --> 00:37:28,140 but yeah uh yeah because it could get stupid um preach it Steve you know it's really funny 510 00:37:28,140 --> 00:37:35,340 this is actually something that pisses me the fuck off dude tell me tell me when people 511 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:43,420 so someone comes up non-consensually and wants to talk to you right yep they say some fucking 512 00:37:43,420 --> 00:37:47,980 dumb shit not even like rude just like stuff that doesn't make sense and you're like like 513 00:37:47,980 --> 00:38:00,300 what you got a touch of the tism but but their offense to your reaction because everything 514 00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:04,540 in life has cause and effect right yep a lot of people like kov magraw a lot of people 515 00:38:04,540 --> 00:38:08,300 don't understand that they want to like say something to you and then you're like you're 516 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:12,580 a fucking idiot yeah and then they're like oh my god dude i can't believe you said that 517 00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:17,140 and i'm like i can't believe you said what you said and they're like it wasn't bad and 518 00:38:17,140 --> 00:38:22,740 i'm like i don't care i didn't want to hear it yeah yeah fuck you is that what is that 519 00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:34,500 one of your ticks yeah that's a good it reminds me of uh we went down to uh the steelhead 520 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:40,340 game like a month or two ago me you and nick did they throw salmon on the ice no i fucking 521 00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:46,940 love when they do that this was before like we were walking to the game and oh yeah i 522 00:38:46,940 --> 00:38:51,700 hit my vape and then this i don't know if he was homeless he was on a bike he was pretty 523 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:56,940 he just looked a little he was pretty under the weather there's no roof above his head 524 00:38:56,940 --> 00:39:05,140 unfortunately he kept trying to he's outside yeah he kept telling he kept telling me to 525 00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:10,300 give him my vape because he wanted to hit it but he was being like he was scratching 526 00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:16,980 at his skin hella hella pushy he's fucking pushing about it's no really no really for 527 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:21,620 real and he called him like a prick he's like you fucking prick yeah like bro i'm like okay 528 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:25,740 asking for a cigarette is different because i can like i can give you the cigarette and 529 00:39:25,740 --> 00:39:30,060 i don't have to touch it again yeah you're gone fucking chill dirty hands before i beat 530 00:39:30,060 --> 00:39:36,740 you with the sandwich yeah this the vape is like no this goes back in my pocket and then 531 00:39:36,740 --> 00:39:40,460 i put my mouth on it yeah you don't want to spread saliva everywhere especially with a 532 00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:45,020 homeless man unfortunately hey kevin kevin hart has a skit about what happens when you 533 00:39:45,020 --> 00:39:52,100 let this what what let something from a bum touch your lip dude you ever heard about the 534 00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:58,420 bum bump the bum bump no yeah nope no i would yeah you gotta check that skit out like not 535 00:39:58,420 --> 00:40:05,020 right now but it's fucking ridiculous dude he talks about how like this fucking guy like 536 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:08,140 comes up he's all yeah man can i get a dollar he's like no you can't get a dollar and the 537 00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:14,260 dude's like what fuck you man and fucking flips his lip oh because they got oh because obviously 538 00:40:14,260 --> 00:40:18,540 like not to be mean but like they don't have the resources like everybody else does you 539 00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:23,460 know what i mean to like be able to wash their hands and stuff you know at every opportunity 540 00:40:23,460 --> 00:40:31,620 that they can so they got dirty hands yeah bumpy little bump it'll cause a bump yeah there's 541 00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:36,300 lots of things no bump it or bob that might as well have happened with that guy don't 542 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:40,420 don't lie on the air rob i don't know you know in the streets they be calling you bumpy 543 00:40:40,420 --> 00:40:49,860 bob no yeah look at bob over there bumping he made that up did he though yeah we've been 544 00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:54,460 through this every episode something new isn't there is something there is something you 545 00:40:54,460 --> 00:41:10,260 do bump so it's fucking gumgee yapper dude he's like okay tip at the top hat 546 00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:18,740 can we turn his volume like the other spectrum why does he always got to be a spectrum what's 547 00:41:18,740 --> 00:41:25,900 wrong with you i don't know what side of that are you on rob i think i know but what do 548 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:33,340 you mean by that come on dude i'm not gonna lie i probably i'm on the spectrum for sure 549 00:41:33,340 --> 00:41:36,900 i seriously think i have some sort of real talk yeah i actually got called out at work 550 00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:43,820 for it the other day i thought i thought i was clowning on this guy at my work and something 551 00:41:43,820 --> 00:41:48,260 actually because he was just being goofy like he wasn't doing it for real but he had a paper 552 00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:53,380 clip with like one thing turned out and he was like twirling it and i was like hey man 553 00:41:53,380 --> 00:42:01,260 uh can i have you uh do me a favor and he's like he's like hold on 30 okay what's up and 554 00:42:01,260 --> 00:42:10,660 i was like i was like you got a little touch bud and he's like he like knew exactly what 555 00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:15,180 you were talking about that's all i did and then i asked him what i needed and then i 556 00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:20,300 was leaving and there's a guy at my work also um that's in leadership that has the same 557 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:26,860 first name as me but we call out last names but every time i hear his name it's all hey 558 00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:33,100 steve and i'm like i just stop what i'm doing and i'm like like you're a robot and like 559 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:37,580 yeah like locked in dude and i was i was talking to this dude and i'm like all right man thanks 560 00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:44,060 i'll see you and it's all hey steve and i stopped and he's like you sure you ain't got 561 00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:51,380 a little touch in you he does i think we all do for sure speak for yourself though yeah 562 00:42:51,380 --> 00:42:56,380 i got a couple tisms some a little more than others yeah but that's all right you know 563 00:42:56,380 --> 00:43:03,220 yeah but i would say i'm like so there there's like high functioning you know what i mean 564 00:43:03,220 --> 00:43:09,380 i think i'm high functioning i'm high performing bob you're not i'm a i'm a high performance 565 00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:14,220 kind of guy i feel like i got a case of the mencha too forget everything else is something 566 00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:23,100 dude i saw that penicillin in your cabinet 567 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:27,420 that's uncalled for a little bit of that penicillin in there no dude no that part's not uncalled 568 00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:31,260 for the thing that was uncalled for is the zoo admittance ticket that i saw right next 569 00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:37,580 to it you've been fucking koala bears again haven't you dude i literally told you yep 570 00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:41,420 does that does that sound does that sound like i would do something like that well the 571 00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:49,220 weird thing is too like does it does it sound like i'm that kind of guy maybe one of these 572 00:43:49,220 --> 00:43:58,220 days pop yours in this water cup did he just how would it happen in here no it was it was 573 00:43:58,220 --> 00:44:05,780 right next to it i was like are you sure take a drink and try it no there's two there there 574 00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:12,140 was only one nope take a drink and try it got two bags there all right this is the weird 575 00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:16,780 thing though like all week rob's been calling chlamydia lydia so i thought he was like 576 00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:22,620 talking about someone he's like dude fucking lydia's crazy i didn't even say that i have 577 00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:28,620 known one lydia in my life and she was fucking crazy really oh bro this was like middle school 578 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:34,820 and she was fucking off the chart story time off the charts let's hear it she was also 579 00:44:34,820 --> 00:44:40,300 like one of the like the students that like served lunch in the lunch line like she was 580 00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:47,860 just stuck on rocket by baby almost but she would get pissed when you would ask her if 581 00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:53,500 you asked her for something specific she would get like live it heated like she's in charge 582 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:57,780 of giving you the food she wants to give you it's like that's not how fucking lunch works 583 00:44:57,780 --> 00:45:02,700 bitch was she at lunch lady give me the fucking cheeseburger she was in my class she just 584 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:06,140 was like a student helper during lunch do you ever see those people walk down the halls 585 00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:15,220 where hold up is this going to be hurtful or nice a bit above all right yeah let it 586 00:45:15,220 --> 00:45:22,220 rip bud everything in life's got a little touch yeah let it rip well everything in life 587 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:30,460 has got a little touch but not in everything not everything in life needs a little touch 588 00:45:30,460 --> 00:45:38,220 banger then they should write that into the right they need to write that into the bylaws 589 00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:48,420 of the priesthood hey yo all right he's coming from wig tops all right what were you saying 590 00:45:48,420 --> 00:45:53,340 Steve what were you saying you sick fuck did you can't really grab the Pope's wig top because 591 00:45:53,340 --> 00:46:00,060 all of them have that little bald spot where they put their hat bald spots are okay that's 592 00:46:00,060 --> 00:46:06,020 a touchy one no one I think we already need to show we need to show the world I'm not 593 00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:12,260 it's not even bald it's just sitting hello thinning like Homer yeah we get it we get 594 00:46:12,260 --> 00:46:23,580 it we get it we get it we get it we get it hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on so 595 00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:29,540 you know those people that walk down the hall in school and they they have a trench coat 596 00:46:29,540 --> 00:46:33,820 no but it looks like they're wearing a fucking makeshift straight jacket because they're 597 00:46:33,820 --> 00:46:40,380 always like hugging themselves or like because they're cold no they're edgy maybe walking 598 00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:48,740 like this dude it's like the reverse Naruto run it's cuz they're edgy dude a reverse Naruto 599 00:46:48,740 --> 00:46:57,060 run speaking of run member temple run yep yeah throwback did you actually play that 600 00:46:57,060 --> 00:47:01,820 game are you lying no I just remember it you've been a favor again I don't really I played 601 00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:06,260 it temple run was the shit what's another one flappy bird fruit and really get into 602 00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:12,660 that I didn't get into fruit and a flappy bird was crazy we're about fucking fruit ninja 603 00:47:12,660 --> 00:47:17,300 dude you ever seen say that you ever seen someone play just said that you ever seen 604 00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:23,700 some dude you ever seen someone you ever seen someone play VR fruit ninja no motherfucker 605 00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:41,100 looks like he was kung fu yeah dude fruit ninja was so fun that fucking air horn for 606 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:50,620 sure it was gas rap horn gong gong boy hey hey what's it like what's it like on the dark 607 00:47:50,620 --> 00:47:56,460 side what's it like being a quitter dude honestly cuz I maybe want to try it again cuz I the 608 00:47:56,460 --> 00:48:01,260 one I tried last night stung my gums like a motherfucker spicy you want to be a roguie 609 00:48:01,260 --> 00:48:06,580 bear dude it felt like LaCroix in my upper lip dude the dude it was Jay wants a man's 610 00:48:06,580 --> 00:48:14,820 pouch this is not sin those are they fucking carbonated that shit hurt last night for some 611 00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:20,540 reason it's cuz you got a soft mouth I will say I do like the winter green Steve 612 00:48:20,540 --> 00:48:25,980 looked his lips at me when he said that was weird get that out of here not on camera Zen's 613 00:48:25,980 --> 00:48:29,980 gonna see this and get mad not sponsor us well they should have got on the train I mean 614 00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:36,620 they too late but not sponsoring us anyways no they will oh fuck dude that shit burns 615 00:48:36,620 --> 00:48:43,420 yeah doesn't it feel like TV static in your lip it's like smelling salts in my lip yeah 616 00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:49,380 like smelly salts yeah dude we should do smelling salts on here one time really seriously motherfucker 617 00:48:49,380 --> 00:48:54,460 hey sound guy bitch hey go to the store and get daddy some smelling salts now we need 618 00:48:54,460 --> 00:49:01,260 it how much does that shit cost you guys actually know how much do smelling salts cost I'm like 619 00:49:01,260 --> 00:49:11,340 she's on a borderline in pain yeah no pain no gain that's what I always say tears no 620 00:49:11,340 --> 00:49:18,020 fears baby tears for fears once it mellows out though it's pretty tasty it is how they're 621 00:49:18,020 --> 00:49:24,580 like moist pre moist did I don't yeah that word pretty wet wait why don't you like the 622 00:49:24,580 --> 00:49:29,460 word moist it's just you would you like it if I whispered it to you it's a bit of an 623 00:49:29,460 --> 00:49:35,620 egg do you know what I don't like to you cluster you guys don't make you cringe hey hold up 624 00:49:35,620 --> 00:49:41,500 what's a phobia do you guys know what trifa phobia is trifa phobia yeah try phobia you 625 00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:46,620 try phobia try phobia yeah whatever the fuck it is I don't know about tripe English though 626 00:49:46,620 --> 00:49:53,020 I'm afraid of tripe it's like clusters of holes oh I freaked me out I do know what that 627 00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:57,540 is the feeling is like it's not like I feel like a phobia is you're scared of something 628 00:49:57,540 --> 00:50:02,440 right but it just straight up makes me uncomfortable yeah it makes me want to cry to mommy dude 629 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:11,660 straight up yeah is it like a cluster more than to the offensio what about looking relax 630 00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:19,540 he's being crazy over here down boy down hey no it's fucking freaks me out it really does 631 00:50:19,540 --> 00:50:24,260 it I look at something and it makes me want to like throw up but I don't feel nauseous 632 00:50:24,260 --> 00:50:32,060 if that makes sense hmm yeah okay dude you know what the last of phobia is the last of 633 00:50:32,060 --> 00:50:36,940 as a phobia is it scared of being flaccid I was gonna say it sounds like th the last 634 00:50:36,940 --> 00:50:42,860 of phobia it's like scared of like deep water and it sounds like peen related how it does 635 00:50:42,860 --> 00:50:48,340 how in any way does that sound like phobia how does that sound pained how pain okay put 636 00:50:48,340 --> 00:50:55,500 a peen in that write that down no hey the last of phobia how and how on God's green 637 00:50:55,500 --> 00:51:00,820 earth does that sound like a peen anything related to a peen you said you just said you 638 00:51:00,820 --> 00:51:09,300 enunciated the th I thought you were doing don't unbend your can or ph so full as a phobia 639 00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:14,220 which thought bad dude 18 bucks prime it some smelly salts all right we're doing it yep 640 00:51:14,220 --> 00:51:20,340 we're gonna do it soon it's only 18 how many are how many are in it how many are in it 641 00:51:20,340 --> 00:51:25,060 you fucking open it and smell it yeah you take oh yeah you like I'm like I'm like you 642 00:51:25,060 --> 00:51:31,260 just my guys he's so bad like eating dude you have to have that shit claps your face 643 00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:39,180 dude dude did you see that fucking one dude where Joey Diaz does a double hit oh yeah 644 00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:47,980 I did was that on he said he said he missed his other nostril dude he dub he fucking went 645 00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:51,700 did you see the one of Baker Mayfield doing it no bro right before a game he kept going 646 00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:57,260 yeah I did see that bro he's crazy yeah he's a dog I kind of want to party with that guy 647 00:51:57,260 --> 00:52:02,740 Baker's a dog yeah yeah I want to party with him dude same that would be fun he's got to 648 00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:06,980 keep that stupid fucking headband at home though that's not he's famous and do you can 649 00:52:06,980 --> 00:52:11,300 do whatever you want when you're famous no it's true unfortunately that's the truth you 650 00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:16,420 know it dude that this is the one thing that I don't like about the idea of hanging out 651 00:52:16,420 --> 00:52:27,900 with the famous person I would actually probably be a dick not not like to them overall but 652 00:52:27,900 --> 00:52:33,340 I would like hey bro what's up man good to meet you right yeah and then oh yeah yeah 653 00:52:33,340 --> 00:52:37,060 dude you ready to go out bro it's gonna be fucking lit dog on Baker Mayfield I'll be 654 00:52:37,060 --> 00:52:41,540 like cool dude don't wear any fucking goofy shit bro I know how you rich people do it 655 00:52:41,540 --> 00:52:46,900 dude you look like fucking weirdos some of you out here dressing like a bird Therians 656 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:52,300 like a fucking fucking Therian are you doing doing your hair dude Halsey used to be hot 657 00:52:52,300 --> 00:53:00,380 bro Halsey Halsey used to be hot Halsey whatever the fuck her name is dude Halsey yeah oh Halsey 658 00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:06,020 I'm Steve is Halsey a Therian no it's not even that dude like freaky Therian shit she 659 00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:10,100 used to look like a normal person oh Halsey and then she started dressing like a damn 660 00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:15,740 reptilian should be in a hussy yeah honestly that Therian is a bird what's a reptilian 661 00:53:15,740 --> 00:53:21,460 it's a lizard person hey don't get no real how much don't get started on this shit dude 662 00:53:21,460 --> 00:53:29,060 we'll be here for another hour legit I want to know dude Google it there Alex Jones he 663 00:53:29,060 --> 00:53:35,380 knows all about it this is what this is what lizard people can do you can play a famous 664 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:44,740 singer or you can play Napoleon Dynamite all at the same time oh oh yeah like Taylor Swift 665 00:53:44,740 --> 00:53:56,260 Napoleon blown apart you put it yep no bite your tongue boy don't do it yeah I don't even 666 00:53:56,260 --> 00:53:59,620 know what you're about to say but you gave me a look yeah you know you're doing a look 667 00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:03,940 on your eyes right now says don't yeah I don't like your face right now I was about to say 668 00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:07,540 one of these right now I was about to say something fucking crazy dude but I'll say 669 00:54:07,540 --> 00:54:12,020 it a little less tempered say it I think I touched the the fucking rogue bear pouch and 670 00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:18,460 then touched my eye because it's real real bad dude have you ever chopped up jalapenos 671 00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:24,500 thought you wash your hands good enough and then touched your peen no one time Jay put 672 00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:30,300 icy hot on his balls dude yeah bro really yeah he did really yeah if we're gonna air out 673 00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:35,660 my shit we're not yours you need to air yours out too it was because everybody it was after 674 00:54:35,660 --> 00:54:38,380 football practice and everybody was being a little bitch because I was trying to get 675 00:54:38,380 --> 00:54:41,700 everybody else to do it and nobody would do it and I was like fuck you pussies and I did 676 00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:47,220 it and it I regretted it yeah it was just running around and then soaked my nuts in 677 00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:52,860 the sink are you okay now yeah I mean I don't know I'm probably sterile but yeah you put 678 00:54:52,860 --> 00:54:56,380 you put the freaking sorry Nicole you put the mint grease on your hush puppies dude 679 00:54:56,380 --> 00:55:06,980 mint grease dude not a good idea don't recommend not in 10 out of 10 don't don't recommend 680 00:55:06,980 --> 00:55:11,860 that 10 out of 10 recommend it if you want to hurt yeah if you want to cry a little bit 681 00:55:11,860 --> 00:55:17,620 shed a couple tears tears for fears baby that's what I always say so you were trying to get 682 00:55:17,620 --> 00:55:22,380 all the dudes in there to do it I was just trying to get this one dude you said oh you 683 00:55:22,380 --> 00:55:25,720 said everyone was being a bunch of pussies everybody was because I mean I asked a couple 684 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:31,620 people but there was one dude trying to sell it I always fucked with and oh that's weird 685 00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:38,780 that's kind of like me yep but I but you asked for it Rob no yeah you deserve it I literally 686 00:55:38,780 --> 00:55:43,340 sit here and then it happens nine times out of ten this dude would do whatever I said 687 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:49,260 like if it was always off the charts crazy but I would fuck with him high school fucking 688 00:55:49,260 --> 00:55:54,700 with somebody is worse than like yeah it'll make someone cry oh I feel bad for some of 689 00:55:54,700 --> 00:56:00,660 the shit that I did to people in high school what if I was in high school with you oh your 690 00:56:00,660 --> 00:56:08,500 life you're a man you'd be toast would you turn me into an active shooter sorry okay 691 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:17,140 meet that yeah I'm do it meet this fucking guy muted that that was rough Bob sit there 692 00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:25,540 for a minute yep you're gonna go to timeout for now yep put your nose in the corner and 693 00:56:25,540 --> 00:56:38,900 think about what you did yep smell that crease I'm sorry yeah apologize to the fuck I have 694 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:46,620 to put out a lot of apology videos for this fucking shit dude can I ask you guys a question 695 00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:56,060 yeah have you guys ever thought about who Jeffrey Epstein sex traffic people to what 696 00:56:56,060 --> 00:57:02,860 no I actually no seriously like I think my name is yeah I think the guys a piece of shit 697 00:57:02,860 --> 00:57:10,820 in a weirdo yes yeah but there is okay here's the thing here's the thing where how did we 698 00:57:10,820 --> 00:57:20,340 get on that topic yeah I don't know 80D bro severe I have like yeah 18,000 fucking little 699 00:57:20,340 --> 00:57:26,860 personal rails going on in here dude you little fucking rat you what you call Bob earlier 700 00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:38,300 vermin yeah fucking vermin you to road it was yeah sometimes bro you're not good at 701 00:57:38,300 --> 00:57:44,580 this I heard sometimes Rob's a fucking guinea pig yep and sometimes he's a fucking mouse 702 00:57:44,580 --> 00:57:51,020 I've been called Dory mouse all a mouse is is a fucking baby rat a little baby one it's 703 00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:56,660 not even no it's not right baby rat yeah nope it's not no it's not it's like Gotti said 704 00:57:56,660 --> 00:58:01,060 you like your daddy there's a doll was a rat there's baby mice and adult that means there's 705 00:58:01,060 --> 00:58:07,060 baby rats and adult rats Gotti said it bro master splinter how do you said it master 706 00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:10,060 splinter I thought we decided that master splinter was actually a bear cat he is a bear 707 00:58:10,060 --> 00:58:19,180 cat look it up okay Google it sound guy Google it hey get off tinder you fucker dude he's 708 00:58:19,180 --> 00:58:24,660 a real piece of work I don't get paid enough for this shit either dude you know what I 709 00:58:24,660 --> 00:58:30,140 bet you that sound guy so fucking broke dude he just DMS people he doesn't pay me that 710 00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:41,020 four hundred ninety nine a month package now oh I get it now yeah so stupid ah speed up 711 00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:47,300 idiot speed up all right guys well hold up wait hold on slow down grab the wall we're 712 00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:59,900 gonna like it trying to make your ass fall off sorry shout out Sage gas pedal gas pedal 713 00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:09,940 all right you're done all right well guys you're out bud that we're gonna leave it here 714 00:59:09,940 --> 00:59:15,500 yeah we're gonna leave it here we're gonna let you guys soak on it yep enjoy the soap 715 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:31,820 okay take a listen soak it in yeah goodbye bye guys bye