1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:20,520 Welcome to episode three. I'm Jay. I'm Rob. Steve and this is That Ain't It Podcast. 2 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:26,960 You ain't shit podcast. Cheers baby. No. That ain't it. Yeah. That ain't it. You are you 3 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:33,040 are something though. You know whether it's a good person, a mediocre one, or a piece 4 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:40,920 of work. You're something. You just call me an ogre. Medi-ogre. Shout out Shrek. Shout 5 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:45,960 out Shrek. Shout out Shrek. I haven't watched in so many layers. I haven't watched that shit in 6 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:53,440 you watched it. I saw yours. Let me fucking finish the story. Story not sponsored by Zyn. 7 00:00:53,440 --> 00:01:02,720 Fuck. Haven't watched Shrek in years. And then little man Lucas is like. Shout out Lucas. 8 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:09,480 Lucas. I want to watch a movie. And I was like. All right. Well. You're like I'm tired. I'm 9 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:15,320 going to pick. Yeah. As I'm scrolling I see Shrek. I'm like. This motherfucker has never 10 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:21,120 seen Shrek and we're watching that shit. That's gas. Yeah. Then. Last night. Eddie Murphy. 11 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:27,200 Two nights ago. He when he gets home from school he's like. He goes up to Nicole and 12 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:33,880 he's like. Mommy I want to watch the movie with the green princess and she's like. The 13 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:39,960 fuck is the green princess and he's like. Frank. She's like. What the fuck is Frank. 14 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:44,440 We've never watched anything called Frank. He's like. Yeah. Frank with the green princess. 15 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:50,800 What is he for. Shout out Frank. Yeah. And then she's like Shrek. Yeah. Frank. And I'm 16 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:56,640 like. All right. It's not Shrek anymore. It's fucking Frank. Frank. Frank. Frank. Frank 17 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:02,240 to on DVD. Too much Idaho drip on for this weather. I know. And I just made myself a 18 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:07,160 hot coffee. That's not. That's straight up water. Is that coffee. I smelled that. Yeah. 19 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:13,200 We started and I'm like who the fuck is making coffee. Yo. Also shout out Nicole again for 20 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:19,080 the mugs. Look at what Jay's wife did. Sponsored by Jay's wife. Yeah it is sponsored by Jay's 21 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:30,640 wife. It is sponsored by Lucas. Yeah. Also. All right. All right. All right. So we have 22 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:37,920 a surprise. Yeah. It's gonna be a good one. Surprise. I'm pregnant. How'd that happen. 23 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:42,880 Don't know. Last week we got a little too turned after the podcast. Yeah. And I woke 24 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:48,840 up and my booty was hurting. So somebody did something. I left. So wasn't me. I didn't 25 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:53,120 do anything. But you'd be told I walked in the robbers room and it did smell like a tire 26 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:56,520 factory in there. So. We didn't make it on the bathroom floor. Wasn't me. Something was 27 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:04,120 burning. Wasn't me. Wasn't me. Shout out Shaggy. Yeah. No Scooby Doo. Shout out Shaggy. What. 28 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:13,400 Anyways. Anyways. So. We are gonna shout out Jordan. Shout out Jordan baby. Insert 29 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:19,240 applause here Jay. Just so you know. I will say this. Jordan could be considered a slight 30 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:25,760 sponsor for the motivation of today's inspiration to the podcast. Jordan. And this is why. She 31 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:30,720 hooked it up. She sent us a care package. She sent us a care package. This thing is 32 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:37,080 wild. Cards Against Humanity. Our first fan mail. Look at that. That is the biggest nicest 33 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:42,320 box I've ever seen for a game ever. It's embroidered. It's a fucking briefcase. It's not embroidered. 34 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:48,120 It's called embossed. Embossed. That's what I said. No. Anyways. We figured we would 35 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:55,800 play. We would have ourselves a quickie. What. And play a play a couple hands at a Cards 36 00:03:55,800 --> 00:04:01,960 Against Humanity for you guys. This is gonna. And just remember this. This is a card game. 37 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:05,800 Okay. Don't get your feelings hurt. It's a card game. I didn't make the cards. Don't 38 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:10,720 get upset. We didn't design this game. It is what it is. What it is. What it is. Okay. 39 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:16,800 You have the freedom to fuck off. Yeah. Quote unquote. We'll say it again. Yeah. I do. I 40 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:22,280 do want to share something before we guys before we start guys. Sorry. Go for it. Yeah. 41 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:28,520 Just reach it. So I'm going to assume that everybody in this podcast is making responsible 42 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:33,680 choices for their life and that we're all adults here. Yep. For those of us who don't 43 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:40,040 know what a nooner is. That's when you're at work and your lady calls you up and says 44 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:47,480 hey I need daddy to come piece me up. What. I'm just saying. That's what a nooner is. 45 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:54,360 So you take your lunch break and you. Okay. That went. That was out of left field. I did 46 00:04:54,360 --> 00:05:00,680 not think we were going to. I'm not denying what you're saying. That was just so out of 47 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:08,760 pocket. Jay said quickie. I said nooner. So I. Oh. Full circle. Yeah. Full. I get it now. 48 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:14,800 First fucking pervert. So I just wanted to tell you guys what a nooner was. Okay. Let's 49 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:23,480 get rolling. We're going to five five five first five. OK. I'll read the first card. 50 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:29,040 Seven. Sorry. He's right. You always want to make sure you have seven. So when you play 51 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:35,480 you draw the number of completion. Shout out the Lord. Showing us all how to complete. 52 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:42,080 All right. I'm going first. Stop fucking picking and choosing. Look at it. He's a cheater. 53 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:46,760 I drew right off the top after. OK. That's fine. All right. That's fine. Let's go. Don't 54 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:51,520 look at shit. Keep your eyes to yourself. Look at I got a jet fuel over here. This is straight 55 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:58,000 ninety three. Fucking relax. OK. Look men like blank. 56 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:10,120 RIP Alex Trebek. Miss that guy. Jeopardy. If you don't know now you know. OK. Here we 57 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:15,200 go. Suck it Trebek. No. He was a good man. He was a good guy. Have you never seen celebrity 58 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:20,760 death match. Oh bro. Throwback. Fucking wait. I'm out. I haven't seen that in so long. 59 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:25,720 You got that was a whore and your father smelled of a merch idea. Seriously. Merch idea. Time 60 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:30,960 out. Time. You write that down. Time out. Write it Steve. I was Steve. Steve. Write it 61 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:36,760 down. OK. Time out. I've been saying time out more because of you. Yeah. I say it constantly. 62 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:40,720 Hey hold up time out when you have a four year old. That's just what you say a lot. 63 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:44,800 Well go to time out. But we're not talking. No. So we have two meanings of time out in 64 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:49,040 this house and what am I writing. He understands both. Time out. Merch idea. Just put that. 65 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:54,320 He understands Lucas understands a time out when it's time to go to time out. And then 66 00:06:54,320 --> 00:07:01,920 he also understands time out as in like pause. OK. He understands it. Yes. He's four guys. 67 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:11,520 You should know the term too. Yeah. Get on it. Get on it. Get with it. Get with the program. 68 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:16,200 Every time we say it's just like. Just got to let you know we're sipping something sipping. 69 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:23,360 All right. So the time out sipping on some scissors. We're gonna do a crew. We're gonna 70 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:27,960 do a crew neck and some bro shorts on the time out. Hold up. You know those Nike shorts 71 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:34,840 I have time out. It's gonna be on the dick spot. No fucking time out time out. Can it 72 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:40,800 say juicy on the ass. No that's juicy. That's a thing. What is it really. I've literally 73 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:44,800 been saying juicy on the ass of something for like 15 years. But that's been a thing 74 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:50,360 though. What if we put millions of. Hold on. No this is what Jay is saying. He's saying 75 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:56,360 what if the term on the ass was juicy on the ass. Yeah. Oh. Like it says all that. You 76 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:59,560 might get a cease and desist. Remember what we were talking about earlier. Yeah. Fuck 77 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:03,960 them. OK. Come at. Come at me bro. You're working with multi million dollar companies 78 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:08,480 or billion. You're not wrong. They're not billionaires. Ah. Whatever. OK. Maybe they 79 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:14,560 are. Back to the subject. Men. They can cease and desist this jackhammer. It's true. We 80 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:18,840 call Steve the jackhammer around here. Write that down. No I'm just kidding. He uses everything. 81 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:26,040 You write that down. All right. OK. Snag. Yep. Back to card one. Pipe down over here. 82 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:31,800 Trying to read. Men like a meeting that could have been an email. I do like that. Say that 83 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:36,720 again. Men like a meeting that could have been an email. That's a good card. It is a 84 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:41,080 good card. I respect the card because that's true. We don't like emails. Sorry we don't 85 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:44,840 like meetings that could literally like you get there. And they're like they're like they're 86 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:50,280 like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. And I'm like you could have just 87 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:57,080 put this in an email. Yep. Because guess what. I'm fucking working. Exactly. Yep. All right. 88 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:03,720 So I was the first one. Men like having just masturbated. It's a picture card too. Check 89 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:09,200 it out. You can't argue with that. You can get it there. You legit can't argue. I'm gonna 90 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:15,880 do that one. Picture card. Yeah. Sorry. The reason I like that is because if the feeling 91 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:22,360 is just have masturbated that means I have so much free time. Who's next. That's true. 92 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:25,880 Lot of free time. I'm already done. Because yeah the tuggy time is over. Yeah I finished 93 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:32,000 with tuggy time. I have to read it. Oh yeah. No that's not how it goes. It's in order but 94 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:36,080 I went in the middle for some. Yeah we're going clockwise. We're in America not Australia. 95 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:41,280 I fucked that way. Not that way. Stay tuned for my other public apology video for that 96 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:49,440 one. Yeah. He's got two coming now. Yep. That's what she said. Continue. I fucking wanted 97 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:57,280 to say that to me dude. I should call her. All right. Anyways. Members of New York social 98 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:06,440 elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience blank. This is gonna be fucking 99 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:15,760 outlandish dude. Read it again. Ew. Read it again. What are these cards. Members of New 100 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:26,840 York social elite which let's just stop there. Yeah. We know this is gonna be a lunatic round 101 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:36,280 filled with lunacy because New York social elite are degradates. Degenerates. No degradates. 102 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:42,600 Same thing. Yeah. Is it. Well a degradate is like a candidate of degeneration so it's 103 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:48,160 a little bit above what you're trying to say. We're getting deep. We are and we're learning 104 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:55,840 English. We're learning English. Hey chat. Fact check that. Fact check that. Yeah. Jay 105 00:10:55,840 --> 00:11:01,480 doesn't like it. But like I said on previous podcast English is a language that deserves 106 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:09,120 the respect of knowing it with fluency. Respect with a K. Exactly. R-E-S-P-E-K. All right. 107 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:17,840 Back to the car. Back. Back. Back. Back. Back. To the car. Kicking back being bull. Buckle 108 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:25,960 a bit bookie. OK. Sorry. A baklava bookie. That sounds hella Greek dude. I like it. Russian. 109 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:32,600 Isn't a baklava. Dude I'm a big fan of the Mediterranean bro. Greek women. Chill. Chill. 110 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:38,800 Chill. Rain it in. Shout out to the real baklava though. Action Bronson. Yeah. Action Bronson. 111 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:43,760 Baklava papa. Hey. Come on. Papa baklava. Today we have Action Bronson on our podcast. 112 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:49,480 Oh wait. Sorry. Matty Matheson on our podcast. Oh wait. Sorry. Teddy Swim's on our podcast. 113 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:54,000 Sorry. Jay Tinklenberg. Are you trying to gas your ass up? Yeah. You're getting me bricked 114 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:58,120 right now. Yeah. I'm bricked saying it. Those are some of the nicest things you've ever said 115 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:02,560 to me. Yeah. Well you deserve it bud. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say anything bad about 116 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:08,160 any of that because that's good. That was very sweet. Insert applause. You know what. It doesn't 117 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:19,240 work. Jay. It does work. Yeah it does. It does work. Totally. It works. Read it. Members 118 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:24,400 of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience an elite squad 119 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:33,760 known as the special victims unit. Oh my god. That shit's gas. Wow. Big facts. I don't have 120 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,840 the numbers on this so I'm not gonna say big facts. Fact checked it. I'm not gonna say 121 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:41,720 big facts but I would be willing to bet a paycheck that New York has the highest influx 122 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:47,120 of sex trafficking. It's actually Sacramento. In the country. It can't be. It's one of the 123 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:51,720 toppers Sacramento. I promise you. Look at that. That's actually true. It actually is 124 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:56,280 true. Legit. I'm not fucking with you. You better not be. I'm not. I wouldn't. You know 125 00:12:56,280 --> 00:13:03,720 that. What country's coastline is closest to San Francisco? Russia. Japan. Oh. Japan. 126 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:09,320 That's Alaska. Wow. I'm fucking. Whoa. Jesus. Learn some geography. We're gonna need some 127 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:13,520 help. Learn some simple math. Sound guy we need you to pull this up for us. Get a map 128 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:18,760 check. Hold up. Hey. Quick. Get off Candy Crush and look it up. Yup. Quit fucking around. 129 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:22,560 Who got this fucking guy dude? You're about to be fired. He's also a mute so you can't 130 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:27,880 hear him. I don't give a fuck dude. He can hear me. Yeah. I just need him to do something. 131 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:31,360 We actually have a real sound guy back there. I just need him to do something with his fucking 132 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:37,240 life. Yeah. Oh you're pissing me off. Anyways. Can you read before I snap? Members of New 133 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:42,880 York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience the Joe Rogan experience. 134 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:52,000 Experience twice. That's a non-sentence. I fucked up. Idiot. I'm going with the SVU 135 00:13:52,000 --> 00:14:01,000 card. God damn it. Yeah. Fuck you Rob. Sorry. Man I am on fire. Okay. I'm gonna go with 136 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:05,840 the J. J. Your turn. We're in Idaho so we stay handy in the studio with the Gratata. 137 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:11,800 Don't read it. It's not a dub. I know. Just warning you. Just saying. Okay. When the dog 138 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:19,880 bites. When the bee stings. When I'm feeling sad. I simply remember blank. And then I don't 139 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:25,920 feel so bad. Oh my god. That was quick. Steve was quick with it. Yup. Quick draw. Top notch. 140 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:31,120 Quick draw McGee over here. Do I need. It's quick draw McGraw. But do I need to read this 141 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:36,960 again for you? No. One more for the folks at home. When the dog bites. When the bee 142 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:44,680 stings. When I'm feeling sad. I simply remember blank. And then I don't feel so bad. Here 143 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:56,480 you go bud. Read it and weep. Dude I'm gonna hit the threshold on my pee time. I have to 144 00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:01,220 pee too. You guys. I'm gonna. No I'm sitting through it. I'm a soldier. I literally say 145 00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:06,760 do not break the seal. I can't bro. Steve broke it three hours ago. I will piss all 146 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:12,560 over the floor. Steve broke the seal before we were drinking alcohol. Steve has the bladder 147 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:18,080 of a fucking baby seal. Baby kitten. A small fucking kitten you find in a cardboard box 148 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:22,720 under the freeway. But I'll tell you this. I would much rather be able to hold a good 149 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:29,880 time than my pee pee. Okay. Enough about Steve's pee pee. When the dog bites. When the bee 150 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:37,520 stings. When I'm feeling sad. I simply remember warm velvety muppet sex. And then I don't 151 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:44,320 feel so bad. What the fuck. It's very soft. I mean I've never felt a muppet. The word 152 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:48,160 velvety is throwing me off there. Why did they throw that in there. That's a fucked 153 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:53,360 up adjective right there. That's a good card. You should pick that one. That is. All right. 154 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:59,080 God damn it. Really guys. Really. Who played this. Oh when the dog bites. When the bee 155 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:06,480 stings. When I'm feeling sad. I simply remember the Rwandan genocide. And then I don't feel 156 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:16,600 so bad. That wasn't me. He's like give me my card. Hold on. Let him decide. Be real. 157 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:21,120 That is. Be so fucking for real right now. Pick the one that you think would win. I know 158 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:27,560 it's really hard because. Because both of those would make. They're both 93 octane. 159 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:36,400 But. But. The Rwandan genocide one is so fucking wild. So fucking wild. I'm not gonna lie. 160 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:44,360 Like. And I. The shock value. Are you getting bricked up right over it. Fucking pervert. 161 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:49,800 Dude Jay's a 33 degree stone mason right now. What did you say. He's got the secrets and 162 00:16:49,800 --> 00:17:02,560 the brick baby. Jesus. This is really hard. OK you guys. I need help. Those are your options. 163 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:07,680 Throw your boy a W. I'll tell you which one to pick. We're going to flip a coin. We're 164 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:11,400 gonna flip a coin. OK. I don't have a coin on me right now. Throwing the not sponsored 165 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:21,960 by Zincan. The back of its tails. Tails. That's the not sponsored by Zincan. Tails. Yes. 166 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:30,680 Fuck you. Thank you. Hey you can not sponsored by the most reliable source of all time. Zin. 167 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:41,280 Shout out Tucker Carlson and Theo Vaughn. Yeah. Love you. My turn again. Jesus. OK. 168 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:45,360 So Steve just left again. He's in and he left the door open. You better wash your hands 169 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:51,080 boy. Yeah. Wash your hands. Can I be real. Do you. Hey. I don't want to take a take a 170 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:59,240 roll of toilet paper and tap tap the tip. Dry it off. True. Yeah. You don't want to 171 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:07,960 have to be so descriptive. You don't want any of that dribble. It's really quiet in 172 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,840 here. I don't like it. You have a wet spot in your jeans right now. You didn't doubt 173 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:20,120 dribble enough. Did you tap. Did you tap the tip. Did you tap that thing. I don't have 174 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:29,640 to. All right. Here we go. Back to back to business bitch. Back to game. It's Brittany 175 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:33,520 bitch. That's a double. Brittany's a woman. Why do I keep saying shout out every time 176 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:42,760 I want to talk. Shout out Jay and Steve. So tell me if you guys do this when you play 177 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:47,600 cards against humanity. Nobody likes the double cards. I do. Listen cards against humanity. 178 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:51,640 If you're listening to this right now. I just don't like them for a stream. Hey CEO of cards 179 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:55,920 against me. And if you're in or if you're listening right now I get the double card 180 00:18:55,920 --> 00:19:01,460 thing it's just a little much. Take the triple card out there. Don't be a freaking dong bag. 181 00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:07,040 There's not a triple. Is there. No there's no triple. He's capping back checked him back 182 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:11,720 check it. Hey sound guy playing the game a long time buddy. I can't hate our sound guy. 183 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:16,760 He doesn't do shit over there. He's literally just freaking rockin off in the corner. Yeah. 184 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:22,040 I've been literally I can see him. I've been playing this game as long as you've been on 185 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:32,400 a pillow Rob. Yo I see that tissue box over there. You're not slick. Is that my sock. 186 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,720 No brothers are jerkin tissues. Dude that's a one stop shop. Jerkins. Yeah those ones 187 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:41,000 that are already pre moisturized. Yeah they got out jerkins. They got it. They got a dab 188 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:50,920 on it. OK. Only two things in life are certain. Death and blank. This is gonna be a good one. 189 00:19:50,920 --> 00:20:00,960 Don't fuck this up. Read it again. Only two things are certain in life. Death and blank. 190 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:08,320 Quick drama girl over here. Quick drama guy. I try to stay ready baby so I don't have to 191 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:15,280 get ready. Get ready. That's right. Right here. Here drink to that. Cheers baby. It's a break 192 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:25,880 shift. Eight to eight baby. Twelve hour days. Yeah. That's the norm. All right. Here we 193 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:34,240 go. Only two things in life are certain. Death and a chode. Fuck. That's the realest. It's 194 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:37,920 really true. That's the realest thing I've ever heard. Yep. Because that is certain dude. 195 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:46,760 If you're ever chode you're stuck with your chode. I'm sorry. It's coming from some. Wait. 196 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:55,120 It's normal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Totally normal. All right. Take your chode down the road bud. 197 00:20:55,120 --> 00:21:02,040 All right. Take your chode down the road. Write that down. Merch right in. All right. 198 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:13,840 Say it in there. Living life on the chode road. Yeah. All right. Only two things in 199 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:21,160 life are certain. Death and loving America. Hey preach it. Preach that. Hold up. Insert 200 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:30,800 applause here. Okay. So this one's actually hard because the chode one is fucking. I'm 201 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:34,720 going chode. Fuck it. Damn it. Sorry. Yours was good too. I was on a fucking hitter man. 202 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,960 Because yours is true and logical. Yeah. Yeah. Yours is very true and logical. And sometimes 203 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:45,200 that wins. But like that card is ridiculous and that's what wins me over. Okay. Is crazy. 204 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:51,640 Uncanny. I could have played crazy but I didn't. Unnatural bullshit. It's your turn Steve. 205 00:21:51,640 --> 00:22:03,760 Go. The de. The de. The dejunum. The Department of Psychology is looking for paid research 206 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:16,880 volunteers. Are you 18 to 25 and suffering from blank? Stop. Don't look. I legit do not 207 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:20,440 have any gas for this. Actually wait. I'll hold this and shuffle them. This is like 83 208 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:26,560 octane if they fucking make that. 83. No it's like 85 I think is the lowest. That's what 209 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:31,160 I'm saying. This is like somebody fucking siphon some 85 and then fucking watered it 210 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:37,880 down. Not writing you out. Read it again. Oh my god. Nothing. Read it again. Okay. Read 211 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:46,040 it. I can't focus after that one. Fucking piece of shit dude. Do you smell that? Yep. 212 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:54,760 Read it again. Fuck. Smells sulfuric in here. Smells like eggs. Fuck. Go. Literally smells. 213 00:22:54,760 --> 00:23:00,120 Smells like straight burnt latex. I was going to say smells like a trojan. Oh my god. Right 214 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:05,200 here. Good shit. Have you had one close enough to your nose to smell that? Uh huh. Really? 215 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:14,200 Alright go. The Department of Psychology is looking for paid researchers. Are you 18 to 216 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:23,080 25 and suffering from blank? He hasn't even gone yet dude. Hey you should hold this card 217 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:30,400 so I can't fucking see him. We need to open a window in here dude. It's hot so hot. And 218 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:35,400 now it's another form of hot. This is just to get rid of a card because fucking I throw 219 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:41,440 away. You gotta do the throw away sometimes. Watered down bullshit over here. Alright folks 220 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,480 we're about to see what fits the criteria for the Department of Psychology and their 221 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:54,760 research programs. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. Are you suffering? If you want to be a part of 222 00:23:54,760 --> 00:24:00,080 human experiments you're about to figure out what it takes in the age range of 18 to 25 223 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:09,120 of course. Just read. Okay. You can be a participant for bouncing up and down. No read it the right 224 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:18,480 way. The Department of Psychology is looking for paid researchers. Are you 18 to 25 and 225 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:24,840 suffering from bouncing up and down? Or are you suffering from the express written content 226 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:32,040 of the National Basketball Association? We're gonna go bouncing up and down. Yes. Told you. 227 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,720 Throw away. I get it. I respect the throw away. Sometimes you gotta do it. Hey. Did 228 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:41,000 not have shit. Do you guys do the whole bullshit? Give your whole hand out. Oh I don't have 229 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,360 any cards. Yeah it's called a rule of the game. I know it's a rule but like. Let's go 230 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:49,440 Patty Mahomes. Okay fine. You get one time where you can. Oh off sides didn't affect 231 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:53,200 the outcome of the play. No you're right. I'm not gonna be a Patty Mahomes fucking guy. 232 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:57,480 Be a little fucking. Talented, smart. Be a little Kansas City. Very athletic but also 233 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:08,200 a pussy. Yeah Kansas City queef. Yeah. Hey. Some good preaching on a Saturday. It is. 234 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:23,200 Alright. That's part of the consortium. J-R-U-P. Alright. Here we go. And now from W-H-Y-Y 235 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:30,400 in Philadelphia it's blank with Terry Gross. Should we do a new card? Do you understand? 236 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:35,160 I don't. I. New card. I don't understand that one. I'm assuming Terry Gross is like a. We 237 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,240 should just Google. Chat. Hey he's not. He's not Terry Cruz. He's not a guy. He's not 238 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:42,360 playing fucking Flappy Bird and Google this. Dude I'm really starting to fucking hate that 239 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:45,840 guy. Yeah. I don't even know his name. He's about to get fired. He's looking at me all 240 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:50,200 weird. At one point he looked at me and said let's get it on and I was like what? That's 241 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:55,840 a fucking sketch. I'm not. I'm pretty sure I'm going to get him to agree to some kind 242 00:25:55,840 --> 00:26:02,840 of indentured servant contract. It means he's going to do something he can never do for 243 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:11,320 something I will never give. I'm confused. Read your fucking history. Anyway sorry. Sorry 244 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:20,400 Jay. Go ahead. Next time on Dr. Phil how to talk about your child. No. Let me. Back it 245 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:35,360 up. Reverse it. Next time on Dr. Phil how to talk to your child about blank. Robin with 246 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:55,040 the heater. Shuffle that shit good. Hit your babe. OK. Where's yours at. Next time on Dr. 247 00:26:55,040 --> 00:27:01,120 Phil. Oh how to talk about. Fuck. Why do I keep saying that. God damn it. Just read it 248 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:05,920 normal like a normal person. You can't when the word Dr. Phil is in there. For real. Next 249 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:12,300 time on Dr. Phil how to talk to your child about drinking my bro's pee pee right out 250 00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:22,560 of his peen. Not sponsored by Zen. Wow. OK. Wow. Dude hold on. Peen. Last time I heard 251 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:27,640 the word peen I was in middle school. Why does it say peen. All my pee. Drinking bro's 252 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:39,620 pee pee right out of his peen. And next. The old peen straw. Yep. All right. Next time 253 00:27:39,620 --> 00:27:45,240 on Dr. Phil how to talk to your child about pumping out a baby every nine months. Jesus 254 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:55,280 Louise. Shout out Mormons. That's why you all need that big ass van before it fucking 255 00:27:55,280 --> 00:28:11,640 lapses on the lease. Hey hey hey hey. Sorry. Sorry for cussing. My bad. Very sorry. Let's 256 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:17,040 not break shit. Yeah. Please. By the way. Sorry I had three shout out Nicole for these 257 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:21,240 mugs. We're going to shout out Nicole a lot in this fucking podcast. She's a fucking real 258 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:26,800 G. Real G. If you guys don't know Nicole is Jay's wife. I feel like that's like the second 259 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,880 time we've. No I know but like what if there's new listeners and they just click on the second 260 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:35,240 episode for whatever weird ass reason. No this is the third episode so get it right. Oh yeah. 261 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,120 Fuck me. I'm going to go pumping out babies every nine months because that shit was funny. 262 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:47,400 There you go Steve. Give your boys flowers. All right. Let's go. Fucking can. Let's go. 263 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:54,800 Hurry up. Go read some books. Let's go. Future historians will agree that blank marked the 264 00:28:54,800 --> 00:29:01,240 beginning of America. The beginning of America's decline. Future historians will agree that 265 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:06,920 blank marked the beginning of America's decline. Steve's quick draw. Dude he's killing you 266 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:15,320 every time with that quick draw. There it is. You're a man of great haste. The way you 267 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:22,200 fucking deal these cards. All right. Expediency is the key to success people. Not sponsored 268 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:28,360 by Expedia. Have some motherfucking urgency in life and kick it in six gear. Yeah. Hey 269 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:32,720 that's true. That's not my can get behind. Don't fucking rock life like you're driving 270 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:39,280 a fucking 1987 pinto that's only got four on the tree. Street get get something that's 271 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:46,160 got a fifth gear and something that's got a sixth gear and then drive like that. But 272 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,720 don't drive it like you know it. Yeah. That was always the joke. I have the bitch like 273 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:53,860 he stole it. That was always the joke with my little brother. I told his asses like if 274 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:58,160 you keep running that fucking mouth of yours those beef curtains keep flapping. OK. We're 275 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:02,880 fucking getting you a fucking pinto for your first car bitch. Yep. You ever seen a pinto 276 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:09,880 on a beef curtains Jay and lightness. Well so beef curtains like a good piece of fucking 277 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:17,320 meat. You turn into roast beef throwing you a lot of him. Sure. So you start on the a 278 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:23,560 lot of hints. You start out in life with a good piece of meat. Yeah. And then over time 279 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:33,560 it gets braised. It gets beat. Flogged. It gets. Yeah. Yeah. My bad. It gets tied up 280 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:40,080 sometimes restrained. Whatever. I don't know what you're in. It depends on how I really 281 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:45,360 I really don't know what you're into. And we're not talking like the tender rising beat. 282 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:51,920 We're talking talking like beat crazy Friday night. Like there's a there's an area that 283 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:59,800 exists in between the meat mallet and the meat grinder. And that's kind of where you 284 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:07,360 want to end up. It's like right in the middle of that. You want to slightly beat. Hence 285 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,680 beef curtain. You want to slay. Hang low. You want to slightly be and they wobble to 286 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:18,280 and fro but not at all ground. Did we just become best friends. Yep. Beat but not ground. 287 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:35,080 Do you want to do karate in the garage. Yep. Cheers. OK. Back on topic. Yep. Future party 288 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:43,800 fell. A little water. No that was Steve's fault. Future historians will agree that 289 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:50,560 a real sad guy marked the beginning of Americans declined. Yeah. America's decline. He's Louise 290 00:31:50,560 --> 00:32:02,120 could have. OK. This next card is shit has me flabbergasted. It's out of listeners out 291 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:07,480 of pocket. I don't even want to say it on camera. I'm going to do it though because 292 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:11,360 it's just a game. Just a game people chill the fuck out. Yeah. Don't get your panties 293 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:21,520 in a wad. Future history. Future historians will agree that black Republicans marked the 294 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:31,040 beginning of America's decline. Oh my jeez. Low we's. Shout out Janice again. Yeah. I'm 295 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:35,880 not saying I'm not. I said jeez Louise. Hey you know what. I'm not on board with that 296 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:40,320 dude because black Republicans got Kodak out. Why are you saying me. I read the card. I 297 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:47,680 didn't play. You said it. You read it. I read it. All I'm saying is a shout out Weezy. Forget 298 00:32:47,680 --> 00:33:05,440 my Weezy. Yeah baby. Yeah. Lucky like a lollipop. All right. Who won. OK. That one. Oh Steve's 299 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:10,520 paying again. All right. See you later. Kitten bladder. Oh he's getting a beer so he can 300 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:18,400 pee more. I want to be all. I'm good right now. Thank you. Mine's full. I actually don't 301 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:27,760 want a beer. I don't I don't want to be good. I still have a beer. He needs to stop leaving. 302 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:32,340 He really does. Literally. It's just me and you. But what other what other podcast is 303 00:33:32,340 --> 00:33:38,400 like one of the hosts just get up and walk out unless they're pissed. Yeah. But Steve's 304 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:46,120 not pissed. I mean he has to piss but he's not pissed. He's back. Welcome back brother. 305 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:53,080 What is the bottom of that cap say. There's something on the. Hey shout out cruise banquet. 306 00:33:53,080 --> 00:34:02,600 Yep. Shout out curse the original 1936 stubby this. OK shout out. This is time out. This 307 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:13,040 is a tangent. OK. If you drink Coors banquet in the can in the can you're officially joining 308 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:22,660 the club of Rob. Dude I like it in the bottle. You know you front wipe. OK. You're a bunchy 309 00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:27,240 front wiper. Yeah we got some Victoria's Secret hipsters for you on deck. This is the only 310 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:32,080 way you drink a fucking Coors banquet. If you don't get the fuck out. When have you 311 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:38,200 seen me drinking out of the can. I don't know. Exactly. No no no no no no no. Last week Nick 312 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,800 brought some over. Oh he did. They brought them. OK. But I didn't say initiated. They 313 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:49,720 were in the hands. We love you Nick. Yes we do. I didn't say that you drink Coors out 314 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:54,440 of the can. I said you join the club of Rob who front wipes and you are now a front wiper. 315 00:34:54,440 --> 00:35:02,880 Oh here we go. Yeah. Hell yeah dude. I love this. How's your callus from that friction 316 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:11,240 burn. OK. Friction burn is crazy. Friction burn. You hear that guys. Rob actually has 317 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:15,560 in burn. Actually. What are my friends saying right now. Scrunched up paper mache. Wipes 318 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:23,640 his ass. Rob actually has this tool that's designed for front wiping and it looks it 319 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:29,320 kind of looks like a it almost looks like it could double as like a douche or so. That 320 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:34,960 way he goes like this. But it hold. Yeah it holds the toilet paper in the end and then 321 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,320 you just go from the front and you don't even got to bend that far. You just go back and 322 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:46,120 forth. I saw it in other news. I saw it in his bathroom. Anyways that's not Rob. I told 323 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:51,000 you that confidence motherfucker. Yeah that's Fox News not CNN News people. No it's fake 324 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:57,080 news all around. No no this is all fake news. Fuck everything. I don't front wipe. I wipe 325 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:05,960 from the back like a normal person. Sometimes I stand up and wipe. I don't know why. You 326 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:14,240 also did admit that you fucking bunch. That's what I do. I don't. Can I get a roll. Don't 327 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:20,880 do it now. People who stand up and wipe. That's what you call the burglar wipe. You're like 328 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:28,280 scared of what's behind you. So you're like a burglar wipe. I'm kidding. Don't not ripen 329 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:32,240 that one down. If I do write it down it's going to be some kind of merch idea with like 330 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:37,200 a shirt that has like the hamburger on it but he's like. I love the hamburger. Shout 331 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:46,080 out SpongeBob. Anyways. Okay. Oops. I did it again. I played with blank. These are fucking 332 00:36:46,080 --> 00:37:02,440 dicks dude. Quit showing me your damn cards. God damn. All right boys. Hold on. Got a shuffle. 333 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:10,720 Hurry it up. Same. Literally the card that I just drew was like mother. That's a regular 334 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:15,360 thing by the way. When you play this game it's always the card you draw after you place 335 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,360 the one you're playing with. That's big facts. Every time you grab a new card it's like damn 336 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:23,440 it. I should have used that one. Fuck this game. Tell me if you don't agree or not. I 337 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:27,360 know you guys agree. It happens every time. Okay. Throw it in the comments. Yeah. You 338 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:34,440 can DM. You can DM us like a poor person who can't. I don't like this. Oops. I did. Oops. 339 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:42,480 I did it again. I played with a horse with no legs. What the fuck. Oops. I did it again. 340 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:48,200 I played with Voldemort. Hey we don't speak of Voldemort. We do not say that name around 341 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:53,400 here. Fuck Voldemort. Yeah. And you know what I'm talking about. Yes I do. You know what 342 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,480 I'm talking about. He's got his fucking. Fuck Voldemort. Got his motherfucking head looking 343 00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:03,040 like a fat big toe. Fuck Voldemort. Okay. I'm gonna go horse legs or whatever. A horse 344 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:08,480 with no legs. Voldemort was good but that one was crazy. You know. I heard that little cackle 345 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:15,120 you just had. I do. You cackled hard. That's because his head looks like a fat big toe. 346 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:20,680 It's true. My head's looking like Voldemort more and more lately. Okay. Harry Potter. 347 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:25,160 It sounded like Dobby. That did sound like Dobby. Want me to give you a sock? No I don't 348 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:31,960 watch it enough. Oh. Me neither. I'm free enough. I'm like I don't watch that show at 349 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:41,320 all. No I don't need a sock. I'm free. Oh say can you see. Robert gave Dobby a sock. 350 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:49,720 He sounded exactly like Dobby. Dobby is free. Hella voice crack. Sorry. Welcome to Hidden 351 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:55,960 Creek Water Park. Please remember that we do not allow blank in the pool. Hopefully 352 00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:08,000 someone has a little piece of shit kid shitting card. Hold on. We don't need any water logs 353 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:13,480 in the pool. Just wait for my card guys. Just wait for it. No. Hey just so you know if he's 354 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,560 saying that I'm also saying that about mine. This one's a heater. Hurry up. I have to make 355 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:23,280 pee pee. For Steve specifically this one is a heater. I have to say no. Don't get offended 356 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:32,400 please. This card is so racist. Yo chill with that. Come on. It's a game. Relax. Wow Rob 357 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:43,080 you went there? That's your card I think. China. You know dude. Okay. I gotta I gotta 358 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:48,200 pee now too. I legit thought it was your card he was talking about. No it wasn't. Welcome 359 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:53,040 to Hidden Creek Water Park. Please remember that we do not allow Chinese president Xi 360 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:58,400 Xi. Bing. Yeah that guy's kind of crazy. In the pool. Fuck that guy. I'll say it. Yeah 361 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:07,960 he needs to keep COVID where it came from. Sorry. Shots fired. Was set in 20 proven in 362 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:14,080 23. Get back at me. All right. All right. Move on. Anyways. Welcome to Hidden Creek 363 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:20,320 Water Park. Please remember that we do not allow Marsha P Johnson the trans woman of 364 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:26,200 color who may have thrown the first brick at Stonewall. Well I can tell you who threw 365 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:31,880 the first fucking brick on that in it podcast baby. It was the card I just played what I 366 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:39,040 had. We're going with Xi Xi ping. Oh you want to know what that means guys. You got five. 367 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:45,520 I got five. Fuck. All right. Sorry for the people wearing headphones. Yeah. I blew out 368 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:51,840 your drum. I just blew out my asshole. Wait wait. No no. Your drum. Your drum. Your drum. 369 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:56,840 Same thing. They're both holes. Dude seriously though. Like I thought I peed a lot. Steve 370 00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,960 is gone again guys. We should you saw this. We're gonna make a wild counter for me because 371 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:06,040 I fart a lot. Yeah we're gonna make a piss case counter for Steve. Yeah. Because seriously 372 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:13,240 okay. So here let's talk about an egg. Okay. Are we talking about red flags and eggs. Yeah. 373 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:21,680 If if we're on a road trip and I have to stop more than when I just need to get gas so you 374 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:27,740 can piss. Oh yeah. I get it. Fuck off. A little frustrating. Like come on. Especially when 375 00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:32,520 it's like 15 minutes after we just got gas. I'm like what. Fucking push that shit out 376 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:37,520 while we're there. Is it a age range though. Like what if Lucas had to pee. That's different. 377 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:41,800 If it's like a like a little kid like I kind of get it. But when you're a fucking full 378 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:47,640 blown adult. Holy shit dude. I'm not gonna lie. Did not see you there. Nope. That scared 379 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:55,640 the fuck out of me. Steve just fucking. What's the word. I don't know. Very very sneaky. 380 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:59,240 Transported from the bathroom here without me seeing him. That was crazy. Translated. 381 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:08,360 Or day. Well translated that was no poor from room to room. Yeah. Okay. That wraps up the 382 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:19,600 cards against humanity. Thanks to Jordan again. Jordan. This seriously. This seriously was 383 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:25,560 like the fucking coolest gift. Yeah. No. Real talk. That was insane. Yep. Thank you. She's 384 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:30,160 on her shit. If we had a gold bar that was gassed up. That's exactly what. That's like 385 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:35,280 straight fucking like racing fuel like fucking hundred octane jet fuel. That's that Indy 386 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:42,840 car shit. Yeah. Yeah. That's a compliment Jordan. You're an OG for that. Yep. Can't 387 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:47,960 stack these fucking cards proper. There's so many cards in this briefcase. So man. Bro. 388 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:55,360 It's a brick case. Yeah. Yeah. Bricked up. Yeah. Break that down. No no no. We'll do 389 00:42:55,360 --> 00:43:03,520 it later. You just did it again. We'll do it later Steve. Do what. Later in some people's 390 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:09,160 book is now. How long have we been going. It's like almost 45 minutes. Oh OK. Yeah. 391 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:13,880 We're chilling. So Jay wanted to talk about X and red flags. Yeah. We were talking about 392 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:18,360 X. Did you hear his conversation. He said when someone has to pee on a road trip more 393 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:24,000 times than you have to get gas. It it fucking piss fucking pisses him off. Yeah. That's 394 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:30,160 Nick. Want to hear my. Yep. A real talk. Do you guys remember when we drove to Portland 395 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:34,680 for a coach. You have to talk more in your mark I think you guys remember when we drove 396 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:40,160 to Portland for Coach Blusa. Yes. And we had the guy car and the one to Crater Lake. Yes. 397 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:44,440 Remember how many times we had to stop. Yeah. But that's different. That's a fucking like 398 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:50,480 you remember whose car stop metric fuck ton of. Was it you. No. Who was it. I'm not going 399 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:55,840 to say. Hey shout out to all the Dutch Bros and twin. I want someone else. Oh gee Dutch 400 00:43:55,840 --> 00:44:01,320 crew bro. Shout out. It was it was the girl car that stopped more. He's like I'll just 401 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:04,960 say I told you I didn't want to say it but they made me say no no no no one made you 402 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:10,560 but I get it. Was that were you being sexist right there. Yeah. Was that. No no no no not 403 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:14,800 at all. I was just talk close to your mic but just pointed. I was pointing out the reality 404 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,120 of the situation. It wasn't really sexist. I mean if you got a sexist comment from that 405 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:24,480 it's just because of the reality of the situation. Dude. Yeah. But also the reality of the situation 406 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:33,280 is I ate a bag of cheddar sour cream ruffles and then I threw a dip in on that trip on 407 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:39,400 that trip like what kind of dip was it fucking you puked. Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah. I want to 408 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:44,400 go on. No I want it. So I don't smoke cigarettes anymore but I did at the time and I wanted 409 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:49,400 a cigarette and we'd already made like 18 stops for cigarettes which is like probably 410 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:55,440 way less than like the bathroom trips from the girls car. But I looked at my buddy hand 411 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:59,960 being I was like hey bro I need a cigarette dude and he's like just pop a dip in and I 412 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:03,360 was like and he said that. Yeah. I was like really and he's like yeah and he passes me 413 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:14,640 his can of winter green freaking skull. Shout out Joe Dirt. Yep. Passes me a can of winter 414 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:19,080 green school. Dude I threw a fucking three finger and you just just packed that thing 415 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:23,520 like I'd been chewing for eight years and it was like the first two I had in eight years. 416 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:29,040 She's sick. You actually throw up. I threw the fuck up and it was funny because I can 417 00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:33,440 be didn't want to like really stop because we're like on a competitive like track where 418 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:37,000 we're like we can't stop more than the girls like we got a fucking show something here 419 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:42,040 boys. There was a lot of competitive energy. So yeah he's like what if I just pull over 420 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:46,840 it like a 15 mile an hour roll. I'm like I can get that done. So I pop the door out and 421 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:53,360 just fucking yak like neon orange. Really. It's just chatt cheddar and sour cream ruffles. 422 00:45:53,360 --> 00:46:01,600 Neon or yeah yeah. That'll do it. Worst experience I can't call it worse. I can't call it worse 423 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:05,920 experience. Write that down. That's a good one. I can't call it. That's not Kentucky 424 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:12,040 shit. Speaking of Kentucky dude who's winning that fucking race back there. Oh yeah. Dude 425 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:17,040 fucking we got a horse videos horse play in the back. Time out. It is not random. It's 426 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:22,440 fucking Kentucky Derby. Yeah. It's also blurry as fuck. The pixel content is not there. It 427 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:26,400 doesn't matter. We don't need 4K when we're watching a horse running beautiful. Yeah. 428 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:32,440 Yeah. That's fair. Fucking Seabiscuit takes it. Seabiscuit is a fucking G. Yeah. For real 429 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:43,520 though. You write what are you writing down Steve Seabiscuit. Squish biscuit. It's a squish 430 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:51,960 man relax. No not squish men. Butter biscuit. OK. Wow. I do want to talk real quick about 431 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:59,680 how dope it was. So like we already told you guys we all used to work at Dutch. You know 432 00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,200 Dutch Bros coffee. Yeah. I'm sure everyone listening knows who that is. We're not going 433 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:08,360 to shout out though. No no stop. What. It was a what I'm telling you it was actually 434 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:12,320 a really good experience. Actually hold on. I've met the. No really. No I got to say this 435 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:18,080 really quick. Do you remember how long I was saying like you remember when Dutch Bros switched 436 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:23,840 over their franchise agreement and switched it over to operators. Yeah. You were no longer 437 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:28,880 allowed to buy in. Yes. Do you remember how from the day that we learned that I was saying 438 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:33,440 that they were gearing up to sell corporate and go on the open market. Steve did call 439 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:43,440 that. And I even asked Travis to his face when he came down to visit our stand to understand 440 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:50,720 how a single stand could handle that much volume. Which is out of that. Pretty cool. 441 00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:54,320 We got to come around and show the nation of Dutch Bros employees how to do it because 442 00:47:54,320 --> 00:48:00,640 they didn't know at that point. Shout out to Twin Falls Dam being number two with 35,000 443 00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:04,960 people in their city. Well yeah. There was more than that. No not in Twin Falls. There 444 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:09,000 was a surrounding area there was surrounding areas different. You're not talking about 445 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:16,440 the county. No no. Talking about city falls. Got it. OK. Fair enough. So we were doing 446 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:22,800 ridiculous things because we were ridiculous people. But anyways I asked Travis if that 447 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:27,800 was what was happening and he told me to my face we would never do that. I will always 448 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:35,240 protect the dream that me and my brother built. And lo and behold that's not what he did. 449 00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:40,800 And I was right. Money talks. It does. It does. In every situation. Yes. Look no Steve's 450 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:45,900 not wrong. There's a lot of everyone's a cheap whore when the money's right. Hey there's 451 00:48:45,900 --> 00:48:50,360 little that I wouldn't do for like a hundred bucks. Yo. Hundred bucks. Hundred bucks. 452 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:55,040 Yeah. And a lot more for a lot less. Yeah. Do you know what. Do you know how many freaking 453 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:59,920 Rocky Mountain waters and Zini packs you can buy for a hundred bucks. You can buy a couple 454 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:08,000 cases and a couple logs. Yeah. Yeah. But you're set for a week. You're good. Fucking a week. 455 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:12,240 Guess what. Whatever you did for that hundred bucks you're gonna forget in a week. Especially 456 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:18,480 if you fucking buy logs is in and a couple of fucking racks occurs. Big time. Cars. 457 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:25,520 Shout out cars. Gays. Shout out cars. Great movie. Yep. Real talk though I wanted to say 458 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:32,360 something about so like a hundred percent Dutch Bros. Look everyone has their mixed 459 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:37,560 opinions. I still buy their coffee. I'll go there here and there. It's dog shit. Dude 460 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:43,480 listen like for real. OK. Look I go there sometimes for like the rebels or like whatever. 461 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:48,160 Hey the real talk though the rebels are fire. They are. Like out of the can. Time out flavor 462 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:56,440 and added sugar because it's got enough. Yeah. Time out. I miss the old days when they sold 463 00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:02,960 Red Bull because I personally like Red Bull a lot more. I like Red Bull too. Yeah. Fun 464 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:09,600 fact Dutch Bros. used to sell Red Bull. Yes. And that's what you're like now rebels were. 465 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,520 Yes. But with Red Bull. Yeah. It was gas. It's still gas. Look I'm not talking shit. Red 466 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:17,240 Bull. It was still. It's actually it's pretty cool too because like they wanted their own 467 00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:23,520 thing and so they contracted the distributors who make Red Bull to make their shit. Yeah. 468 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:29,640 Which is. But instead of giving you wings it gives you the shits. Yeah. Yes. Can I say 469 00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:35,960 what I was going to say. Go for it. Sorry. Look I would have never met. I would. Front 470 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:41,880 wife. It's so loud. I would have never met you. What Jay. I'm pointing at Jay. Would 471 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:48,800 have never met Steve. Would have never met Mason. Nick. Bryce. Bryce. Fucking shout out 472 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:53,960 Bryce dude. Dude. Shout out be true. Be true. Be true. He's a chiefs fan but I still love 473 00:50:53,960 --> 00:51:00,840 him. Love you Bryce. But. That is. That's something he's gonna have to change. Gonna 474 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:07,240 have to change it. He won't. Bryce is loyal. He's gonna need to. Oh he's loyal though. 475 00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:13,320 Yeah but we can get over the things that we relapse on. OK. All right. So hear me out. 476 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:19,160 I think that Dutch Bros is really cool in the fact of like I'm talking when you work 477 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:25,400 there like the workforce. Well yeah they definitely hire elite personalities for sure. Yeah. I'm 478 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:29,720 all I'm saying is basically what I wanted to say is like I appreciate like who I've 479 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:38,000 met and what it was. Dude the OG bro you guys know the OG Twin Falls Dutch Bros crew was 480 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:43,160 like the shit. And so like look hear me out. You guys know I moved to California. I left 481 00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:50,160 it. Me and Jay left. Steve left eventually too. And I could say the same thing about 482 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:54,600 the OG Roseville in California. Shout out you guys too. Shout out. Shout out Roseville 483 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:59,160 for sure. No that shit was like this. I got the same. It was a bummer when I left because 484 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:05,000 I but then it was I was grateful because I got the same feeling in Roseville that I didn't 485 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:09,280 win and both were like insane. And I've like I've gone to other stands and I'm not talking 486 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,720 shit on the other stands but like there was just something about those two crews that 487 00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:19,080 I like really to this day even when the bad shit happened or like the stupid shit or the 488 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:24,600 ridiculous dumb fucking stupid bullshit that happened with anything that has to do with 489 00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:30,640 politics politics. Thank you. Do you remember the Christmas parties though. Yeah bro that 490 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:40,200 shit was so lit. And when Nampa Caldwell opened their what was it their fifth? 12th Avenue. 491 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:46,520 Dude is that when. That picture I have with Bryce with his ass out. Yeah. Bryce had his 492 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:51,320 ass out. Yeah. That shit was wild. Outside the hotel. That shit was so lit. That shit 493 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:59,480 was fucking litty from the titty city. It was fucking. Bro. You know real talk though 494 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:05,200 like I like wouldn't know a lot like a major handful of the people I do and I wouldn't 495 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:09,120 have the friendships that I do because of that place. So like. I agree with that. I 496 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:13,880 understand the bullshit of that place but I also understand like the real shit that I 497 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,200 actually care about from that place. So it's kind of like a government like you don't ever 498 00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:22,360 want to judge the people by what their leadership is doing. You just want to judge the leadership. 499 00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:29,160 Yeah. Like I get it. People are gas. Yeah. The leadership is very watered down and very 500 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:34,560 weak. Yeah. I hear that. Just as you know no filters right. Just as individual people 501 00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:39,920 it's not really like the way they practice business. They're just like you know if there 502 00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:45,840 was someone that had a spine of concrete and the spine of silk I would say that Dutch Bros 503 00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:52,320 leadership is probably the spine of silk. Yeah. Like being real. Yeah. I also the wind would 504 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:58,640 fold that shit. On the other hand though I do like there are a lot of people just like 505 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:02,120 like you said the government there's a lot of people in the leadership that are fucking 506 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:10,120 legit. Yeah. I mean no hear me out. If they if they fold for the sake of a position or 507 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:14,840 a dollar price for 100 percent I'm talking like managers people who don't have a say 508 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:19,720 in that shit like leadership they're still in leadership. They got to say get a new job. 509 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:22,840 For sure. OK. You know what I'm trying to basically I'm trying to be positive with it 510 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:27,240 not that you're not. I'm saying basically I'm trying to be positive with this. I'm trying 511 00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:32,740 to say like I appreciate and don't be cynical. No we love you Steve and that's something 512 00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:39,620 that you should never change because you're you and we love you. But I just like straight 513 00:54:39,620 --> 00:54:43,880 up appreciate a lot of the shit that came out of Dutch Bros. No I do too. That's all. 514 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:54,440 And honestly like I will say this I would credit the culture there to the leadership 515 00:54:54,440 --> 00:55:00,600 in this amount right here. They knew the type of person they wanted to hire but they knew 516 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:06,240 never knew what that would amount to. And I would say that it's the people on the ground 517 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:10,440 level that are talking to the customers every day making them laugh making them smile when 518 00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:15,320 they're sad being there for a conversation piece when they need it or even a hug. Like 519 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:18,800 I've given tons of people hugs just going out there seeing people like you can just 520 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:24,760 see it on their face. Those are the people that built Dutch Bros not the people that 521 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:32,200 read spreadsheets. Hey facts that's straight up. Wow we got deep. It did get a switch it 522 00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:36,360 up. Yep. Yep. Yep. Talk about my front wiping or something. Switch it up. Hurry. We're all 523 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:42,000 getting uncomfortable here. Oh my God. Real shit. Oh shit. No I'm scared. Oh no. Fuck 524 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:47,400 yeah. Rob's gonna need a rash cream after the front wipe he had this week. It's true. 525 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:51,600 Not true. He was telling me actually this morning that his fucking started to scab up. 526 00:55:51,600 --> 00:56:01,880 Wow. Not not not true at all. It's a little true. There's something to it. OK. Yeah. Embellish 527 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:07,200 embellish all you want. I don't know. I am so not an embellisher. I am so not a front 528 00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:14,160 wiper. It's not embellishing. It's it's fact seeking based off the surrounding evidence. 529 00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:20,080 Fuck you guys. But I love you. It's not very nice. Oh OK. Yeah it's not very nice. You're 530 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:28,760 right. I'm so sorry. Yeah. I'm done. I'm just kidding. Yeah. I was like I am so not a quitter 531 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:33,360 dude. I'm back. No he wants to give a fuck. What do you say. He wants to be a part of 532 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:41,120 this. I do. Mommy didn't raise no quitter. Mommy didn't raise no bitch. You want to know 533 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:46,400 what. When I smoke cigarettes that was what I always said. Because we were like why don't 534 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:54,560 you quit. I'm like. With an accent. Mama didn't raise no bitch. Mama didn't raise no ho. Yeah. 535 00:56:54,560 --> 00:57:01,240 Mama didn't raise no ho. We don't want no ho shit. That ain't it. That ain't it. Mama 536 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:06,960 didn't raise no ho. Come on mama ain't no ho. Yeah. Your mom's not a ho. YG fucking 537 00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:13,680 said it best. YG is a shout out. YG if you're watching this keep coming out with banger 538 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:19,080 shit dude. Who do you love. Or at least come out with one more banger. At least come out 539 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:28,200 with one more banger. Shots fired. All right Rob what's your HIC. Being called a front 540 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:35,400 wiper. Don't do it. If you do it I will walk off this podcast. Don't say it again. Front 541 00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:43,200 wiper. Fucking throw my headset. No I'm kidding. It takes a lot to actually like fucking get 542 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:48,800 on my bad side. A lot. It's true. As you can tell Rob's a very patient man. Yeah. Thank 543 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,840 you. What do you mean by that. No I'm kidding. Just like keep saying the same shit. I know 544 00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:58,480 what you mean by that but. What do you mean by that. I think one of my biggest HICs is 545 00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:04,240 when people lie. I know that sounds cliche but no. That's not even cliche. Literally 546 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:09,200 anything though. That's true. That pisses me off. Just be straight up. That's my biggest 547 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:15,120 HIC. Just general. No yeah. With anything. Girlfriend boyfriend, husband wife, friend, 548 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:19,400 mom, dad, sister, brother, cousin. Don't care who you are. If you fucking lie about anything 549 00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:25,960 shut the. You're kind of a pussy. Yeah. And your life's boring. Yeah. My mom. Stop being 550 00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:32,680 a bitch. Raised me to tell the truth. She was the. Shout out Jen. Yeah. She's mom. She 551 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:38,040 was the coolest mom. Is the coolest mom. It's my second mom. She's the coolest. She's the 552 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:44,320 coolest. Growing up like I got to do a lot of cool shit. If I wanted to do something 553 00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:51,320 crazy it was OK. I just had to always tell. Tell. Tell her what was going on. Be honest 554 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:55,680 so she knew you were hurt. She knew where. And if my brother or sister any of them are 555 00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:59,820 listening to the shit you guys know you fucked off because you lied and then you got fucked 556 00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:07,800 up by mom. Shout out Jocelyn and Dylan baby. Idiots. Just tell the fucking truth. Straight 557 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:12,200 up. No for real though. That's. That's what I told my wife. When we like when we first 558 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:16,000 started talking I was like doesn't matter what it is. The first thing I. This isn't 559 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:20,840 the first thing I said to her. The first. Don't ever lie to me. Yeah. She's like hi 560 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:25,720 I'm Nicole. You're like don't ever lie to me. You ever lie to me. I'll fucking freak out. 561 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:30,000 One of the one of like the one of the red flag. Yeah. One of the real talks that we 562 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:36,520 had one of the first real talks. It was like all I ask is just don't lie to me. And don't 563 00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:43,600 cheat on me. That's it. No I agree. Because lying like communication is everything. Feelings 564 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:49,880 heal but trust is not. Yeah. It's true. It's very true. Unfortunately it's very true. Yeah. 565 00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:58,520 So you know. Cheers to that boys. No no no. That is it. My beer was empty. But this cup. 566 00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:04,600 That ain't it. Be gentle with those ones. Yeah. We don't want to break them. Thank you 567 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:13,120 guys. Be gentle. I don't do this very often. Yo. He's like that's an egg. No I'm kidding. 568 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:17,800 I love you. I'm fucking with you. But yeah. Real talk. Thank you guys so much. Yes. Appreciate 569 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:23,080 you guys. You guys listeners for sticking around who the amount of support we've had 570 01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:27,760 is that it has been a while like a viral amount which no care about that. But I'm like for 571 01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:32,320 all my homies who've texted me. We love you guys. My friends everybody like the amount 572 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:36,840 of like support even if it's from two people. Yeah. It doesn't matter. It's fucking awesome. 573 01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:42,480 We appreciate it. And the thing that we realize is that even when you're not being paid time 574 01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:47,200 is not free. Doesn't matter. We appreciate your time. 100%. It's all about the experience 575 01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:54,560 baby. We try our best to value it too by putting out hilarious good wholesome content. Not 576 01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:59,240 so wholesome. Yeah. It's fucked off most of the time. It's kind of like full. It's kind 577 01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:06,520 of like fulsome content. Shout out Johnny Cash. Nitty gritty and dirty. Fulsome. Fulsome. 578 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:13,520 Nah. Yeah. Have you lived there? Dumpster fire. No. Fulsome's nice. You know fulsome's 579 01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:17,800 nice. It's pretty. They have one of the gnarliest maximum security prisons in the country. Shout 580 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:23,760 out Johnny Cash. Wait is that the right one? Shout out fulsome prison. OK I was right. 581 01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:27,680 Is that the right one? You already know daddy has to be. Is that the right one? I'm a nerd. 582 01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:32,040 I know everything. I'm Jay. Really? Sorry. Love you. We're signing off. Alright guys 583 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:37,440 thank you so much. Yup. Thank you guys. Tune in every Wednesday baby. Appreciate you guys. 584 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:42,600 Tune in. I put the PP on hold for you. I love you. Yeah my bladder hurts too. I feel Steve. 585 01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:48,400 My fucking bladder is weak. Tune in next week. Burn in baby. OK guys. Sorry. God damn. Thank 586 01:01:48,400 --> 01:02:02,280 you again. Love you guys. Alright. Peace out. Later.