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Welcome back to That Ain't It. It's your boy Rob and Jay Steve.

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Sorry. Yeah. I blacked out. Yeah, that was crazy, dude. I blacked out. Don't. Need some

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agua. Hope everyone's had a good day. I know we have. It's been a great day, actually.

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The weather is ass though. Yeah. Straight day. Dude, it's bad. Dude, I hate how you go from

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like, dude, Idaho weather, you'll have a day where it's like 30 degrees and sunny and then

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all of a sudden it's 60 and raining with no clouds. And then, you know, winter time, you

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have a week of 58 for whatever fucking God knows reason why. And the next stage is sleet

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snow and 30. Yeah. Yeah. Flooding parking lots out. No, for real. And then ruining my

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fucking car hearts. Hey, that's what they're meant for, dog. Dude, I don't care what the

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fuck they're meant. I decide what they're meant for when I pay for it. That's fair.

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You're right. Facts. Yeah. You know what? See that? Round of applause. Yeah. You know,

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I've never said anything more real than that just now. You open my eye. This is my third

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eye. Not my brown eye. My third eye. I saw where your head was going. You sick fuck.

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Cheers to that. There's not nothing here. You have another one right there. He's. He's.

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All right. That's enough of that. Sorry. Yeah. We're not. We have to do our sponsors that

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are not. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not sponsored. Not sponsored. You got, hey, for the people

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who aren't watching, but are listening, do you hear this? Not sponsored by Zen. Hear

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that? Packing. Straight. God damn it. Do we love them? Packing. Dude, all I know is when

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I throw a Zenny bar in the top deck, I feel like I started living on the top shelf. Yeah.

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No, it's true. Yeah. It's like a Casa Azul type shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It really is.

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Ready? Yo, yo, yo. You know, it's crazy because the only thing that happens. I've never seen

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you do that before. I'm just kidding. Well, last time Jay had a Zen, he got sick, threw

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up all over the place. It was embarrassing for me. False. How do you like getting stories

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made up about you? False. Right. You ready? False. You programmed a fucking beep buzzer

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in here. Hey, Rob. Wrong. You should see if you can get a job at CNN. Why? Fake news?

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Yeah. I beat you to it. Stop. I tell the truth and only the truth always. Just so you know.

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I did lie about the throwing out thing. Jay never did that. I did lie about that. Yeah.

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But the front wipe. Really? Just kidding. That's cool. Hey, Rob. Been there, done that.

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Let's revisit that. Rob, Jay. Been there, done that. Do you guys fuck with TCN? Huh?

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Do you guys fuck with TCN? What does that mean? TCN? TCN. TCN. No. What is that? I don't even

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know. Tizen? Tucker Carlson. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Tucker Carl's in. Dude, Zin's out all the

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time. Tucker Carl's in. I'm like Tucker, if you're listening out there, I know you probably

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are because- What's up, Tuck? Yeah. If you're not tucking, you're not fucking. That's not

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true bud. You stay bricked and thick. Yep. It's true, right? Right, bucko? No, Tucker

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Carlson. Don't touch me like that. Especially when you're talking about tucking. Sorry.

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Yeah. That wasn't me back there. We are talking about Tucker though. I literally don't know

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what beverage I want to drink because I got the freaking tall boy. He's got the, what's

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it? The pistache. The pistache. Chalente. The Kers. The trans-tachio. Water. I don't

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know which one. Water. You got that trans-tachio? Jay's got that water. Don't ever do that

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to me. Not sponsored by Rocky Mountain Water. Nope. It's true. That's what comes out of

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the tap. But God damn it, do we love them? This one is not as cool as the Rockies. This

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one is. Oh, I don't know. Have they seen this yet? Probably. Dude, Jay's wife made this

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shit like in 10 minutes. He did. Back up. Back up. Back up. Got brand deals going already.

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Back up. Sorry. Checking back up with that attitude, Rob. My bad. All right. So what

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are we talking about today, Bob? What's been, like actually what's been in your rota lately

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music wise? Whoever wants to go first. Do you want to know? Cause I'm not, I, you got

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to save the best for last. I'll go last. I've been thumping that G Herbo. The herbs. There

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you go. That Shy Rack legend. Do you ever listen to G Herbo? I will be honest. I have

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zero idea what the fuck you just said. Yeah. You're get them off. Get them out of here.

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What's the buzzer at? Do we got a button for him? It's a little, it's a little lump. Sorry.

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No, G Herbo is a rapper, Jay. Now you're caught up. Rapper like Christmas, birthday. Honestly,

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no, no, no. Knowing your tastes. Cause I, I like G Herbo, but some, I'm like 50 50 with

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him. I don't think he's shit. I just don't enjoy some of his shit. But also when some

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like Steve, no, hear me out Steve. Steve put me on a song by him statements, right? It's

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kind of hard. I actually, I've never had, I just don't listen to him that much, but I

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respect, it's kind of bricked. I respect it. I respect the Herbo. Rob needs some Herbo

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in his life. Yeah. I've never heard. Is that, is that all you've been listening to Steve?

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Steven, Steven, what can we put some Herbo on Jay? It wouldn't even work. Would it? I

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mean, we can, we can try. Let's try it. We're going to try it for you guys. Cause you guys

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need some Herbo in your life. Make sure it's clean too. I'm just kidding. Life's not clean

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baby. How do you spell that shit? G capital G space. Nope. Yep. Uh, H E R. It's just,

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I don't know. What do you want to hear Steve? Anything, bro. It all slaps. Rob don't know

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what you want to hear. Hey, not that one. That's K camp for some reason. We don't care.

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Sure. Fuck it. There's a video to it too. It doesn't add. No, no, no. Take the out off.

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We're not sponsored by anybody. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off. Skip it. Skip. Get

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it off. I don't know if you guys can hear it. Shout out Herbo. We'll put, we'll put it on.

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He's like, I shouldn't do that. My bad. Is that Drizzy? Drizzy. Have you heard this song?

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Okay. So you like hear me out. Fire, bro. Fire. All right. The flow is so clean. No,

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it's like, hear me out. This is, I know you didn't ask for it. So different. Hear me out.

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This is like, I don't think it's shitty. I think it's good. I just wouldn't go in my

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car and be like, yo, someone turn this song on please. That's all. Dude, Herbo has been

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popping off lately, bro. I'm not saying that. Look, I agree with you. I'm just being honest.

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I've never heard him. I've never heard him. That's fair. And I'm up to date on everything.

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Now Jay lives under a, a boulder. That's not true. He's been to boulder before. Yup. Fair

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enough. Lots. I actually used to get my haircut from a barber in Boulder. What's his name?

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Shout him out. Shout him out. I was getting with him. Yeah. Don't throw any sets. Don't

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be repping any signs on it around here. Okay. We can't get canceled. Nope. Yeah. No. No.

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No. So wait, so Steve, that's all you've been listening to is this herbs? No. Okay. Who

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else? I mean, Drizzy's always in it. Yeah. Shout out. I know it's a, it's, it's, give

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me a breakdown of, give me a breakdown of your whole Spotify rap right now. Oh, you

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want to hear something wild? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't, I didn't check. I didn't check mine.

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That's kind of weird. Everyone's on that. Hell, I checked mine. Yeah. I've checked it, you

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know, every year since they started that like a couple of years ago and I forgot about it.

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That's okay. I feel like you've only been listening to like podcasts though. Right?

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No, I mean, for the most part, what's your favorite podcast Jay? Right now? Yeah. Just

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in general actually. Cause I mean, right now it's kind of like a, I've been listening to

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a lot of the diary of a CEO. Okay. Steven Bartlett. I don't know if you know what that

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is. Not Stephen Hawking. No. RIP. You're like, I've been listening to a podcast by Stephen

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Hawking himself. Oh my God. That's crazy. Continue. But he has a lot of good guests

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on his show and I feel like I've learned a lot listening to it. Yeah. So it's good to

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keep the brain going, you know? All right. Well music. Music wise. Music wise. Little

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bits of everything. One thing that I've been on like as of like the last week and a half,

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two weeks is that fucking. Oh yeah. That Martin G. Martyr. Yeah. The what? We listened to

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it in the car today. Okay. Remember I was like, this shit's hard as fuck. Actually every

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time he puts a song on it, I literally say that every single time. Dude, it's so hard.

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And I've heard it a hundred times. It's crazy. We're going to, we're going to peep it. Not

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sponsored by Zen. He's got the shy-sty too. That's kind of hard. He looks like he's bricked

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up too. He's breaking hard. He's like hard. Bro, is this stock like coming out of there?

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Yeah. That sounds insane. Yeah. It's good. Like actually. Shout out Apple. That Macwood

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bro. Sounds like a beat pill specifically. It goes hard. It does. I've never seen the

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video. The video is kind of making me want to fight right now. Honestly. A little bit

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dude. I don't want to fucking hit you. You know what I just thought about? You know what

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I just thought about? I could be wrong. Cause like, I mean, that's always the thing I guess,

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but I don't think I am. Shout out Steve jobs. Oh, the real, the real way. Why are we trying

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to get Steve jobs? Because he didn't run through the shit. Bill Gates did in his life. You

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know what I'm talking about, baby? Nope. Time out. I got to pause it and go back. Cause this

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is like the hardest part. Yeah. Steve was the happen right there. This is exactly how

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I feel too. I say this every single day. That's slow moving. Yeah. That shit's gas. I like

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that. That's premium. It is 91. Like, and like I said, that's been like the last like

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a couple of weeks. Like I could listen to that shit on repeat and it doesn't give me

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it's a great song. It is. It's good. Check them out. Have you guys seen that fucking

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Tom McDonald video that Ben Shapiro said? Did you see that Ben Shapiro actually wrapped?

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It's actually, I'm not even going to lie, dude. It is slight gas dude. It's probably

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like 89. It's, it's maybe, maybe if you, maybe if you went through the right state, maybe

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if you went through the right state, it's like 87 mid grade. Cause you know, in certain

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states they have the 86. Some have 85 and you don't want to get 86 anything in your

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life. No, but the states that have 85 fuck you. Fuck off. Yeah. Fuck you. Eat shit. What

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are you trying? What are you trying to do to my shit right now? Fucking gravel in your

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shit dude. Honestly, thinking about it, it's slightly fucking pissing me off and I don't

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like it. I'm getting a little ticked. And guess what? Yeah. The crazy thing about capitalism

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is the concept of supply and demand baby. Yeah. Don't give us fucking 85. Yeah. No,

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that shit's garbage. And honestly, just fucking up my car. Don't give us 86 either. We want

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petrol. Yeah. We want the good shit. Yeah. If you don't, we don't want to pay crazy for

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the low low. Yeah. We don't want to pay crazy shit for it. Like I remember, okay. I have

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to put premium in my car, right? Yeah. Fucking horrible experience in 2022. Let me tell you.

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You should have lived in California. I don't want to. Oh dude. Fucking not just regular

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unleaded was like a hundred dollars a gallon. I will say that's not true. Don't fact check

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that. That's not true. I will say this. It was rough. I was born in California. Wait,

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what part in Sacramento? Oh, you were, I feel like you've told me I'm sorry. Ripped that

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sack town. But my parents did our family a great service when they evacuated us. Yeah.

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My family left California in the seventies. Like San Diego area. Yeah. Some of them are

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still down there. I like San Diego. Good luck. Yeah. I mean, it's, it's beautiful. It's cool.

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It's a cool city, but whatever. I don't want to live there. Yeah. If you own petrol, don't

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trust you. I'ma shoot you. We need that Petro. Wow. Did you just slap ours out, bro? All

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right. All right, Rob. We, we, we, me and Steve, Steve and I fuck. Yeah. That was in

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the mic too. Good job. Sorry. Yeah. Yep. What are we saying? Me and Steve. Just fart. Nope.

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Steve and I, yeah, I'm sorry. You know, I've been out of school for a long time. You forget

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these things. Grammar Nazi over here. Fucking Yapper, dude. Even though, even though I'm

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not letting it slide, it's sliding. Yeah. You know, it's not a big deal. Oh my ass.

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You know, Hey, honestly, sorry. English is a language that deserves fluency as well.

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Yeah. It's also like, I mean, I wouldn't know. RIP Latin. I was born and raised here speaking

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English. Knock it off, Rob. From what I've heard, from what I've heard, it's one of the

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hardest languages to learn. That is true. Big Latin? No. Oh, English. Well, it's because

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there's three different twos. Yeah. And there's a number two. Yeah. Yep. T O. T W O. Oh,

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that's true. It's mad. It's mad. They're there. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck are we, I understand

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but like whoever came up with the English language needs to fuck off because that shit

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is dumb. Yeah. I mean, it's great because that's what I so aggressively, but like, fuck

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you. Yeah. You're so aggressive right now. I honestly, the thing I like about, the thing

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I like about English is it helps me get by. Yeah. Facts. You know, Steve's coming with

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that fucking preaching on a Saturday night, bro. It's fire. We're all out here just trying

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to get by. Cheers. My ass right now. Thank you. Oh my God. I almost spilled. What? Fuck

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you. Huh? Trying to pop my cherry. Pause. Stop. What am I doing? Sorry. I don't know.

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What? Okay. Back to the original shit. Yeah. Rob. That's the thing, bro. This rabbit trail

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shit is fucking confusing me. What's the heat? What's the heat? What do you mean? Rob, before

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you even fucking say anything. Oh, I have to. Oh, it's my turn for the music. Dude,

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the button, we didn't get in the button really quick. Yeah. Oh, so before you even start,

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the only thing that is played on this set. Bangers, baby. All right. Oh, it's the music.

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I'm telling you, I forgot we were talking about music because of the whole, are you

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serious? Yeah. All gas, no trash. I mean, Rob's being a little fucking trash right now. I

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got a touch of the tis. Rob. That's all I'm saying. I do. Your tizzy touch? Shout out

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to that Vaughn. Tizzy touch. Tizzy touch. Touched by a tizzy. Oh my God. Time out, time out.

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I don't know why, but that just made me think of that shit you said to Bob earlier this

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morning. About? Last night, last night, about the- There's so much, dude. I know. I know.

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Like honestly, as much shit as I pile on him, my metabolism should be great. You wouldn't

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be here if you weren't scratched off the sheets or some shit. Oh God. Oh yeah. No, no, no.

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Remember what I said. You know my, hey, you know what I'm about to say. Watch it, boy.

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I'm not a fighter, but I'll fuck you up, dude. Just kidding. I'm not tough. I can't do that.

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I'm going to call Teresa and just tell her that you just said the fuck word. No. Without

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the- I definitely- Wait. Honestly, shout out, shout out, shout out Teresa though. Wonderful

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lady Robert's mom is a saint. Angel. She is. I know. But what I did say, what I did say-

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Oh my God. It's actually wild. Cover your ears if you're fucking sensitive because this

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shit's crazy. Legit. It's insane. What I did say is that Robert's mother would have done

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the world a service by scraping him off the sheet. Wild. That's insane and also very hurtful.

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Good job, Steve. I do apologize. You should feel fucking lucky, dude. You're like one in-

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Lucky for what? One in four trillion some shit that you're here. Oh no. No, I do. I don't

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feel lucky that Steve said that crazy shit to me. Talk to me nice. It was funny. It was

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funny as fuck. Hey, it made for a really good laugh. It was funny. It was. I even laughed,

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but keep Teresa's name out of your mouth and let's do something nice because you know. Mom,

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okay. I don't ever talk- If my mom saw this shit, dude. You just addressed her. Like your mom's

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listening to this right now. Mommy. I pray to God your mom's not listening to this right now.

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Dude. Yeah. I actually told her, bro. I called her. I told her we were starting a pocket. I know.

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I'm honest. Tell my mom everything. Yep. Stop. You need to lie to her.

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No, I will never lie to my mother. Don't lie to your mom. If she does see this though,

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mom's honestly her gift to the world. And here's one thing I thought about one day.

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You know how lineage usually isn't tracked through the mothers, it's tracked through the fathers?

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Yeah. Dude. I guess. Yeah. What a concept.

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What a concept that this is. Kings are birthed from mothers. Yeah. It's true.

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And I'm not getting weird on some feminism shit guys. Settle the fuck down.

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Pump the brakes a little. Yeah. We're going to pump. Hey, everyone fucking chill. But that is,

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but that is the truth. It is true. Because you're a king and look what happened. Your mom gave

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birth to a king, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Cheers to that. You too, Jay. Fucking kings over here. You

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fucking idiots. Dude, honestly, we have short kings and we have- Unfortunately, Teresa gave birth to

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a queen. If you're talking about my sister, you are correct. You stupid bitch. I'm no queen.

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Hey, I'm about to watch. I'm done. Later. Robert's going to go back in time out real quick.

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Thank you. Do you want to hear what I've been listening to or no?

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Yeah. Hey, let's go back to-

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It's only been 30 minutes. But I want to share this. Rob and I share, Jay, how tall are you?

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You're about 5'11", yeah? Yeah. 5' stupid. Are you really, Jay? You're 5'11"?

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Yes. The three of us are 5'11". Fucking asshole.

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The three of us are 5'11". So what we have here is we have a new concept. We have short kings

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and we have what you see in front of you, baby. I mean-

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Three mid-range kings. Mid-range jumpers that always shoot the shot.

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Slightly above average. Like W's.

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We're all average. Way above average in looks.

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No, we're all just average. Rob is a little below average, but me and Steve are so high above

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average that it makes up for Rob's low average. It really does.

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Well, that goes without saying. But check it out. Rob's got two wings.

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You know what I mean? He's got two things to make him look good.

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You got bat wings. Google that.

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It's kind of funny because this is the second time we've had the word and topic of bat wings.

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You might have to Google it on Urban Dictionary, but basically what it is is when you're-

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Nope. No, no, no, no. This is for the gents.

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All right. Plug your ears. This is for the gents. Ladies, sorry about it.

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You're mine. Sorry about it, but we're real here. We're honest.

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And we always stay on it. So here we go. I had to bat wing it up this morning.

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Bat wings is when you're a little sweaty down there and to air it out-

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A little sweaty down there and you're no, no square.

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Yeah. It's true. Am I wrong?

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In Rob Zonkey's touchy spot. Yo, that is insanity, dude. How dare you?

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No, I'm not clapping. Fuck you guys. That's insane.

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And then you grab it side to side and give it a little stretch.

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Yeah. It's like a bat.

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It looks like a bat wing. It gets real veiny.

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Nope. We don't have to add the word veiny.

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And it's a little transparent. I was going to say, you put a flashlight

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under there, you can see that fucking red dot. That's true.

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It turns red. It does. Hey, but here's the thing.

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Yeah, me neither. As transparent as a bat wing is in theory,

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we are transparent like that. And so we feel like we need to share the secrets of life with you.

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Hey, zero fucks, Jay. Remember?

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Because we're about freedom. We're about sharing. We're about inclusivity.

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And we're about loving on you guys. And that's what that's all about.

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So for those of you just listening and not watching the video, you don't got to explain it.

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You just don't know. You don't want to hear what I had.

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You heard Robert. He said zero fucks given. And as he does that, he puts his thumb to his

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pointer finger and then the other three fingers next to that and starts shaking back and forth.

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Think of like like a shaker weight, like a shake weight.

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And then he was kissing on it.

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He opened his mouth a little wider than normal.

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What? It's Robert's kissy weight.

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Well, it's on video, so you guys know I wasn't doing that. Fucking pervert over here, dude.

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Yeah. Let me play a song.

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All right. Finally, back to the shit at hand.

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I've been listening to bare minimum 89. So legit.

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Better be gas. I've been listening to I know I was

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ranting and raving about it. I was yapping to these guys today about it.

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Fucking scrimmed is your lifelong yapper.

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Suicide boys scrim. Put on Maserati.

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Yappy.

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Put on Maserati scrim.

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You know how to spell that?

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No, it doesn't matter. It's not a fucking word.

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No, scrims with a C.

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OK.

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Free PC war thunder.

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That shit didn't even come up.

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It's because you spell all of it, literally all of it wrong, dude. I did.

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You're blowing the Lord's bubbles right now, dude. I don't like it, bro.

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Steve keeps blowing his fucking burps right into my fucking mouth. His hot burps, bro.

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Literally, the time it takes to travel and get to me, I can taste the warmth on that shit.

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They're not really hot, dude. They're spicy.

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You got a hot breath.

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They're spicy.

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Fucking fucking you got a hot breath.

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It's kind of funny because I'm typing this in and nothing's coming up.

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Just type. How about this? Just type in scrim.

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It shouldn't be that hard.

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Oh, it was right there, bro. It's the go back. Actually, seriously, go back legit.

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It's that one with the car crashing.

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Oh, I legit thought that was just a car crash.

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I thought it was an ad.

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Maserati car crash video.

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I thought it was an ad, too.

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But this song, shout out Mason. I've been blast. I can't stop listening to this shit.

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I feel like this is very different for scrim.

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That's what I'm saying. It's fire.

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I know. I don't know how I feel about it.

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I know you don't because it's...

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What are you thinking right now, J? Are we thinking 87?

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Here's the thing. When I listen to scrim, when I listen to Suicide Boys, I want that brick shit.

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Okay, look, do one more for me. Type in...

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Last chance, Rob.

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Just type in scrim new album.

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They're mixing gas in the tank right now.

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There's one song on the album that's actually what you're thinking. It's called Nightmare

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Somewhere. I can't remember the name of it.

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What a shame.

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It's like Nightmare...

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Nightmare on the North Side, yeah. This is the scrim you're thinking.

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Okay. This might redeem it to 89 at least.

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It's like the only song like this, though.

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I know.

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I know.

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How many songs are on it? Like 27.

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Okay. Yeah, that's a little rough.

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Yeah, this shit's insane.

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I fuck with that beat.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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It's super aggressive. I'm not going to lie. I love it, though.

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The visuals are wild, too.

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Yep.

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I don't like it.

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I don't like it.

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Gives me the fucking heebies.

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I can't stop watching, though.

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Nope.

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I don't fuck with porcelain dolls one fucking bit, dude. You got those in your house? You can fuck off, dude. Whatever is in my hand, I'll leave it at the goddamn door.

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See, right? Is this what I'm saying, though? Like what you were thinking scrim would sound like?

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Yeah.

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Right there, bro. Fuck that.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Don't fuck with porcelain dolls.

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Right there, bro. Fuck that.

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Nope.

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Yeah. That's heat.

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I'll say that's premium right there.

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We'd pay $4.50 a gallon for that.

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Yeah.

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If you're in California, it's like three more dollars than that.

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Yeah, but we're not because we like living the good life.

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No, I don't. I really miss that.

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I miss it, dude.

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Don't touch my mic.

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Let me tell you this, people.

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And Rob, I guess I can include you in this. You're a person.

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Yo. What?

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You guys are fucking dickheads, dude.

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Quality of life and the forbearance that the economy has on us as people and citizens has everything to do with the daily goods that we have to purchase, like groceries, gas, maintenance on our vehicles.

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Milk. Mommy's milk.

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Sorry for cussing. My bad.

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You got the button. Give him the fucking button, dude.

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Clap for me.

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Yeah, that's trash. I failed.

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But.

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I wouldn't mind a little dose of mommy's milk.

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Hey, come on. You can't just roast me and then fucking.

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That pause you had looking at me.

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You're like. Yeah, I can agree. Yeah, you sick fuck.

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Sit down.

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I'm sat. Stay humble.

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I'm sat.

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But it's a beautiful thing when gas prices in the area that you live are not ridiculously irate.

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No, it makes you irate. No, it makes me livid.

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How livid? Scale of one to ten.

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Because of the irativity of it.

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That was a big word. That was. Yeah, you're smart as fuck.

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Like I said, the English language.

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Hellestudious.

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Deserves fluency.

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Yeah, I feel like it is fluent, but like the people.

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Are you though? Yeah, I would say I speak well.

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I don't know. You say some words that you shouldn't say.

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Yeah, well, we all do.

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No, like. Hey, do you know that verse in the Bible that says about the thorn in the eye?

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Quit doing that. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

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So do you, you sicko.

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The other day. Hold on, Jake. Give him the button.

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It was just.

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Yeah, no, Jay says some crazy shit, dude.

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He's like, I was home alone.

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He's like, Robert, come hang out with me and touch my butt and shit.

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And I was like, what?

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You're hella weird for that. I was like, what?

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Like we were trying to tell you guys earlier, Rob likes to embellish stories.

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No, literally not at all.

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Yeah, that was embellishment. That was fake.

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Sorry. Right before we started this CNN's calling your name, buddy.

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Answer the phone. He said I embellish everything I say.

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No, not everything, but the front wipe shit. Forget about it.

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That didn't happen. That's not real.

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It's fake news. He.

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OK, I'm going to get.

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Nah, you're going to fit straight up.

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Straight up.

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Shmearing it all over the town.

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Well, I got to start this shit again.

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You know, dude, I don't like that word smear.

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Dude, it's just like icky.

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So it's front wiping.

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Is that funny, Jay? Is that funny?

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Front wiping is arguably the most disgusting thing on the planet.

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Fuck off.

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Let's talk about something different than front wiping.

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Again, the people.

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I don't know. I feel like now it's.

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I feel like it's such a big deal now, like it has to be talked about in every episode.

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It really does.

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It's a big ordeal.

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Until you feel like you receive the help that you need.

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It's a bit. It's funny.

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Like we were talking about, you need help.

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I'm going to send you to front wipers anonymous.

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It's all fun and games until you're the butt end of that fucking front wipe joke, dude.

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What if it was you?

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Put yourself in my shoes, Jay.

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Nah.

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Yeah.

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Nah, I won't.

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I like my shoes.

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Yeah, they smell like.

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Size 12.

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I don't ever want to sample any of that in my life.

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Nah.

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Get some fucking armor away from me right now, dude.

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I can't. I feel like honestly, this might be.

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This is actually my last podcast, guys.

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This is it.

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Just so you know, they lost a great one.

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They lost. They lost the king.

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They lost one.

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Teresa gave birth to a king in 1995.

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And they fucked it all up.

413
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,120
Good job, guys.

414
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,120
Let's clap for him.

415
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,120
Round of applause.

416
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,120
I'm done.

417
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,120
That was not sponsored by Zin.

418
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:42,120
Yeah. Anyway, it's not sponsored by Zin.

419
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,120
Fuck you.

420
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,120
Yeah.

421
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,120
That's it.

422
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,120
And I'm done.

423
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,120
Thank you guys for coming.

424
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,120
Thank you like always.

425
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,720
For talking to us in person,

426
00:32:52,720 --> 00:33:00,120
and if I can maybe bring one of those to a few people,

427
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:06,120
we can listen to it on a storey another day.

428
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,120
I thighелaking especially around puededay.

429
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,120
Because you they were there at the first reunion.

430
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:14,120
And I think that that could be the cause of trouble,

431
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:18,280
Sorry. Just because we're out here brick doesn't mean that we always got to try and lay it.

432
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,640
That's true. That's a good point. Not everyone needs a cornerstone buddy, but someone does, baby.

433
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:29,000
Okay. So called self-control, right? I have something I'd like to talk about.

434
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:40,520
Okay. Speak up. I want to know what really grinds your gears. What really chaps our ass? Yep.

435
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:46,440
What chaps the ass? What makes it extra fucking easy that you need? You had assless chaps? Yes.

436
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:51,320
You fucking weirdo. There are special times though, Robert, and you'll never see those. You freak-o.

437
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:55,160
You'll never see those. We just told you that Jay was married and to knock it off, didn't we?

438
00:33:55,160 --> 00:34:01,880
Yeah. Do we need to talk about your stretch kit? Actually, yes. Talk about, hey, talk about what

439
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:09,960
just came to the house at 830 at night. 830 at night, Robert was trying to get away with it

440
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:17,720
with that. What do they call that shit? Where they fucking make the shipping all anonymous and shit,

441
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:26,120
dude. Yeah. Hella discreet. Yeah. Yeah. Hella sus. What was that thing called? The stretch bus?

442
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:32,120
You know what grinds my gears is this type of shit. It's like 13 passenger. To answer your question,

443
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:38,280
Jay. Hey, to answer your question, Jay. Hey, Robert, what grinds your gears? Oh, just listen

444
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:44,440
to the fucking podcast. Dude, literally they called the stretch kit, the Mormon assault vehicle. I

445
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:49,640
don't have a stretch kit. You know those like long fucking Chevy 3500 fucking vans that they'd be

446
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:58,280
driving because they got 37 kids? Embellishment. You're right. Thank you. But a lot of fucking kids.

447
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:04,840
That they need a fucking 11 seat. And then they just sit on each other. Fan.

448
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:09,880
Oh, are you talking about soaking? Yeah. We talked about soaking for the time.

449
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:14,920
Let's talk about soaking. You know what that is, Jay? This could get really fucking interesting.

450
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,880
Oh my God. You're going to lose your mind. Do you know what soaking is?

451
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:25,080
It's not like a super soaker. Nope. No, it's also a touchy subject. Sorry. Stop. Don't fucking

452
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:30,760
touch me when you're talking about that, dude. Don't fucking touch me. You touch me again like

453
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:36,920
that? Sorry. I'm going to throw you in that fucking fire behind us. Yeah. It's hot. Sponsored by

454
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:42,520
Prem. Not sponsored by Prem. Oh yeah, we're not. Sorry. Okay, Jay. Hold up, Steve. You know,

455
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:47,960
you said it. You know what soaking is. Do you know what soaking is? Soaking is not sponsored by Zen.

456
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:52,920
Yeah. Do you know what soaking is? I don't think so. Okay. So we have to be careful because we're in

457
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:58,760
surrounded by murky waters. Yep. We're in murky waters right now. This is a

458
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:06,360
Mormon land. In relation to Mormons. Honestly. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Are you sure? I didn't think you were talking about...

459
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:10,840
We need to explain this. I thought this was like edging. No, no, no. That's different. You could...

460
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:16,120
One would say you would be edging while you're soaking. That's true. If you're a Quaker. If you're

461
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:20,760
a Quaker? Not if you're a Quaker. I was going to say Quaker. No, Quaker. It's a different hat. Hey,

462
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:25,320
good save, Steve. Quaker. It's a different hat. We all wear different ones out here in life, guys.

463
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:31,560
It's okay if you're... I wear them because I'm balding. It's okay if you're a Quaker with the

464
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,160
Slippy. No, I just like hats, but I am balding. Hats out of the bag.

465
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:43,960
Fucking Q-Ball himself. You heard it. He opened the floodgates for that guy. I'm like, why do you guys

466
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:49,400
talk so much shit on me? But I do make it easy for you. You guys can fuck off still. Jay, should I tell

467
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:58,440
him what I said when he showed us? Yes. So it was the first time that Rob, Jay, and I hung out.

468
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,720
Can we just talk about soaking or something, please? We'll get back to that. All right. We'll

469
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:06,600
get back to that. But you brought this up. You gave me an extra rung on the ladder, so I'm going to

470
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:14,040
fucking climb, baby. I'm going to fucking climb. So here we go. Here we go. Can I get my fucking

471
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:19,960
flowers for a minute? Yeah. Thank you. Adam, Rhea. No, I haven't. All right. Okay, thanks.

472
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:27,720
If that's what helps you sleep at night. I sleep like a baby. You look like a baby with a beard.

473
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,760
I actually do look pretty young. If you shave your face, you look babyish. I do. No, I look like an

474
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:37,480
infant when I shave. I got smooth skin. Yeah. No. Wait, what? Nothing. Anyways.

475
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:46,520
So we're all hanging out. We went and got a, we went to Edge Brewing, right? Yeah. What?

476
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:53,080
Pause. We went to Sockeye. Yeah. We got some poutine. Shout out Canada. Fuck yeah. Poutine.

477
00:37:53,080 --> 00:38:00,200
Yeah. It's about the only thing you all do. Shove it in me. Yeah. Exactly. In the non-weirdest way

478
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:05,560
possible. Yeah. Yeah. They got pretty good beer. It's all right. It's not gas. No, the beer was

479
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:13,000
pretty fire. Yeah, that goes with us. Honestly. The beer was pretty fire. Honestly. Honestly,

480
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:18,280
it's like two-stroke. What? Like two-stroke. The wrapper? No, like a little bit of gas,

481
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:25,080
a little bit of oil. Pump, pump. Yeah. Yeah. Well. So Rob and I and Jay, we're at Sockeye

482
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:31,640
here in Boise. Shout out Fairview Road. All that traffic? Yeah. All that fucking traffic, dude.

483
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:36,280
That's actually something that chaps my ass and we'll fucking get into that in a minute.

484
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:43,240
We'll get into that in a minute. Opened up a can of worms with Steven over here, dude.

485
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:49,720
So. Mr. Jackoff himself. Sorry. My bad. His name's Jackman. I called him Jackoff because I was

486
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:54,040
trying to be mean. I'm sorry. I feel bad when I mean to you guys. I will say this. I feel bad.

487
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:59,800
You can say whatever you want to say about the last name, Rob, but it is older than anything

488
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:04,600
you could think of the name off the top of your itty bitty brain. Let me try. Oh, let me think.

489
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:10,600
Maybe a fucking dinosaur. That's pretty damn old. And they're not even around anymore. I don't know

490
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:15,560
if you knew. That actually is pretty old. Yeah. I didn't actually see that coming. The fuck are you

491
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,880
laughing about over here, Jay? I'm not going to lie. I did not fucking see that stupid shit coming.

492
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:25,000
Dude, it was literally like. Sometimes Bob's smarter than we think. It was like a fucking

493
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:30,360
knuckleball, dude. Yeah. Like he's got that cue ball, so he's got that shit and clutch all the time.

494
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,640
He'd be wiping the grease off of it, throwing that fucking.

495
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:42,360
Dude, cue ball. Hold on. Let me tell the fucking story. I'm going to zip it up. Yeah.

496
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:53,320
Sorry. So we're out at sockeye. Jay encourages Rob to be honest with his friend and show us

497
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:58,920
the bald spot. Yeah, because you kept begging me and I was like, no, it's bad. I don't beg for

498
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:04,040
anything. Yeah, you do. He was begging. He literally was like, please. I was like, dude,

499
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,600
chill out. We're in a fucking restaurant right now. You're making a scene right now.

500
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:16,920
Trash. So, so. Shit. No. OK. No. That's what we're levying your way. All right. Let's go.

501
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:23,160
All right. Let's go. Yapper. Let's get it on. Casey, yappies today, dude. Fuck this guy. So he reveals.

502
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:33,400
Sorry for. Just his head in the back, right? In the fucking back right here.

503
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:42,440
And all I could think of is that scene where Mel Gibson leaves his nice, cozy, safe little farmhouse

504
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:55,560
and goes out into his cornfield and sees signs. Yeah. He sees signs. I forgot about this. Yeah.

505
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:59,800
I'm just going to take it. Them crop circles on Bob's head. Crop circles on Bob's head.

506
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:05,400
It's not even that bad. Maybe one day. I'll show you guys. Not today, though. Not today. It's not

507
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,920
going to be today. I promise you. Or I might. I might fuck around and do it right now. I don't

508
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,440
think you will. I don't think he's there, guys. What are the odds? I don't think. What are the odds?

509
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:16,840
What are the odds? Balls ball right now. What are the odds? Yeah. What? Out of one in ten? Yeah. OK.

510
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:21,960
Count us down, bitch. One, two, three, four. Fuck. Yeah. Idiot.

511
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:32,040
That's the wrong one. I wanted it so bad. But. But. That's literally what I said. I was like,

512
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,120
yo, that looks like a scene out of science, bro.

513
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:42,360
And it wasn't nice. I know that, guys. I know that it wasn't nice. Yeah. Agreed. But I'm not

514
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:49,080
going to say I'm sorry. I do love you, though, Rob. Yeah. I do love you, though. For sure. Yeah,

515
00:41:49,080 --> 00:42:00,520
totally. What were we talking about? What grinds your gears? What grinds our gears? Oh, well, did

516
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:04,920
you answer yet? Are you going to still talk about my fucking head? Oh, it's the fucking traffic

517
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:10,920
around here. Like, let me let me say this. Let me say that you'd think we all have fucking ADHD

518
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:17,080
with sporadic and random. The shit. Yeah. Let me say this fucking Adderall or something. Oh, dude.

519
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:23,320
No, don't not here. Not now. Don't don't say Adderall. No. Hey, I'll do it again.

520
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:30,440
Straight edge. Straight edge, bitch. As we're drinking. Fucking traffic around here. The

521
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:36,280
fucking traffic around here, bro. Like through COVID, Boise saw an influx of fucking 25,000

522
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:40,360
people and the traffic was already fucking stupid because I've lived here almost my whole fucking

523
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:43,960
life. I'll be right back. I'm listening. Can I get you bleep some of that out, bro? It's

524
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:48,680
fucking ridiculous right now because thank you. So why?

525
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:57,080
But the traffic. The traffic. The traffic. The traffic is so bad, dude. It's fucking horrible,

526
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:03,640
bro. Like, all I'm trying to do is get to a place, right? Yeah. But I can't get to a place because

527
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:09,320
nobody wants to fucking pull their head out of their ass. Okay. Learn how to drive. If you come

528
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,760
to a city, don't fucking drive like the way you fucking drive there because it ain't the same,

529
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:16,840
bro. And don't do it to me because I'm not going to drive. I'm going to drive. I'm going to drive.

530
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,720
It ain't the same, bro. And don't do it to me because I don't do it to you.

531
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:26,680
Sure. Excuse me. I will agree. One thing, one thing

532
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,760
that drives me crazy with the traffic

533
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:38,360
is speak. I'm not, I'm not necessarily like, there's pros and cons to

534
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:45,960
a large influx of people coming to a city. For sure. You fucking toad, Robert.

535
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:57,640
Sorry. There's pros and cons. Robert, fuck some shit up.

536
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:05,720
You're welcome for the drink though. Yeah. And just tighten that.

537
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:13,320
Yeah. The knob. You're good at handling knobs. Get it going.

538
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:21,240
I actually apologize. I was trying to be as discreet as possible. I even turned my mic off

539
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:30,920
so I didn't bump it. There we go. I apologize. Okay. So back, back to the matter at hand. Yeah.

540
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:36,920
I understand that there's pros and cons to large influx of people coming to a city. Slightly. Yeah.

541
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:43,480
Yeah. Like not really when the city was already great. Yeah. It's still great. Like, come on.

542
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:49,800
It's still good. There's just more negatives now. Let me ask you this. We got more tax surplus. Can

543
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:57,000
we fucking pay some teachers? Yeah. I mean, shout out to the ones out there. Hey, mom, good job

544
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:02,280
for teaching. She talked for like fucking 30 years. That's why I love Teresa. And she did.

545
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,400
She's a giver. The only thing she didn't teach me was to fucking get my attitude and check.

546
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:11,560
Right. She didn't teach you how to stop running that fucking yap room. Yeah. Dude, you're like

547
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:18,040
a little fucking Yorkie dude. Just running around fucking yapping at everything. Yappy, yappy, yappy.

548
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:26,840
Anyways, what were you saying, Jay? Yeah, sorry. Traffic. So I will say a large portion of the

549
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:35,880
people that moved here are from California. Yeah. I will say this. Winter in California.

550
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:46,600
Winter in California is very chill for 90% of it. Yup. Yeah. It's timid. So when they come to Idaho

551
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:55,160
where winter cannot be chill. Nope. Move somewhere different. Shit gets fucked. I will tell you this.

552
00:45:55,160 --> 00:46:01,000
Move to a place that fits the education that you have about life. The first. That'll help you out.

553
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:09,560
The first snowfall frees all that shit of this winter. I live 10 minutes from my job.

554
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:18,440
10 minutes. And it's literally, I live right off the road. You take about like three turns to get

555
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:22,920
there. Yeah. I live basically right off of the main road that takes me all the way to work.

556
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:29,880
Yeah. 10 minutes. It took me. That's Hades though. An hour. Are you saying when it was snowing?

557
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:36,040
Yeah. An hour and 15 minutes to get there. Yeah. Because people just don't know how to drive,

558
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:40,360
don't know how to brake when you should, don't know how to let off the brake when you should.

559
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:45,320
And it was just accident after accident after accident.

560
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:52,440
It was just a fucking accident. Fucked up. You know, it really helps get snow out. Ice melt.

561
00:46:52,440 --> 00:47:01,160
Not sponsored by John Deere. Oh, there you go. Yeah. What's that? I can't fully remember that

562
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:06,200
John Deere quote I have. Nope. We're not saying that. I know exactly what it is. I could say it

563
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:11,800
right now. I know exactly what it is. Please say it. You have to say it with the accent and everything.

564
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:17,880
You won't say it, Robert. I'm going to hop up on that John Deere and plow that ass. Was that it?

565
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:28,200
Fire. That was it. That was fucking it. I didn't say that. Well, I just said it, but that wasn't

566
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:33,160
the original. I quoted Jay. Jay originally said that and he said it to me, which is weird.

567
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:39,000
I mean, you're not wrong. I probably looked you in the eyes and everything. He did. He looked me

568
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:44,280
at one point. He looked me in the eyes and said, let's get it on. Nope. No, I said hop up on this

569
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:48,440
John Deere so I can plow that ass. Yeah. And he like licked his lips after it too. Probably.

570
00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:53,960
And I was like, oh no. And he's like, come here, boy. And I was like, no. That's exactly what.

571
00:47:53,960 --> 00:48:06,600
That did not happen. Bob's millishing again. Sorry. So traffic is what grinds Steve's ass.

572
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:13,080
Yep. Now what about Bob? What grinds your gears these days? What touches your hole?

573
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,320
It's true. I don't know. No one likes that. Like any mill.

574
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:23,720
There's some people out there who do like it, Rob. There's. I know. That's why I stopped.

575
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:31,400
That's good. That's enough there. Yeah. Anyways. So. Hurry up. Jesus Christ, dude. So I,

576
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:39,880
real talk, I hate like if I'm at a job, which has been like 90. Someone just snaps and won't get it out.

577
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:45,560
Literally just started. Do you want me to say it or do you want me to just have Jay talk?

578
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:50,520
No, I do want you to say it. I just want you to find six gear. I was literally just started

579
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:58,920
the conversation. Are you ready or you're good? Yeah, let's go. All right. I hate when people,

580
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:07,640
like managers get like, uh, what's the word? Um, the ego. What's the word where you're.

581
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:14,840
I literally can't. Not arrogant. It's a, like a God complex. God complex. Yes. Thank you.

582
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:21,000
And you have to do shit that like doesn't make sense and doesn't help the situation that's going

583
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,600
on. But they're just saying it because they like, if you're out on like the floor the whole time,

584
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:28,920
or if you're like the person in the trenches the whole time. Yeah. They're like, why aren't you

585
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,800
doing this? I'm like, well, that doesn't work. And they're like, yes, it does do it. Like they

586
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,480
don't understand where you're coming from. And that pisses me off. And they're like,

587
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:39,320
I don't know where you're coming from. And that pisses me off. And people don't, they're just

588
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:43,400
doing it because they're like, they got the God complex. That's the, I know that got really deep

589
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:47,880
for a second and weird, but I hate that shit. I feel like Jane and I might have a hard time

590
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:54,120
with that concept because we're both in leadership where we work out. And sometimes we are the people

591
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:59,640
that have to say that. No, no, no, no. But you also understand what the fucking, not you guys.

592
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:04,120
Job entails. Yeah. We've definitely worked at the ground level. Yes. We do. And what we lead in.

593
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:08,520
And I know you guys are not that kind of people, but I'm talking about like managers who are just

594
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:14,760
the God complex. What's the power trip is what I was actually thinking of. There you go. The power

595
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,760
trip. You guys don't have power trip vibes, but like a lot of people do. And I know a lot of people

596
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:23,320
can relate to this shit is when like you're in a job and somebody just like straight up like just

597
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:28,440
says shit to say shit to sound like they're the boss, which they are. But then you're like,

598
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,040
that didn't help me at all. I'm just like, it just makes everything worse. I don't know. I don't know

599
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:35,320
if that makes sense, but that's what this is. That actually definitely, that does make sense.

600
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:40,760
What you just said at the end, because I thought about something like that similar today. How like,

601
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:46,280
so I've worked at a lot of different places, right? Yeah. And developed a lot of different skills and

602
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:53,640
see things different than some people might, you know, some people see things the way I do,

603
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:57,080
which is sick. And some people see things different, which is sick. Yeah. But

604
00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:01,640
the funniest thing ever is the confidence that certain managers speak with

605
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:08,120
about something that they don't know about. Yeah, exactly. Because they have the fear

606
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:17,080
of looking slightly incapable in a moment, aka human. Yeah. In front of someone that they're

607
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:23,480
tasked with leading. And the side of that, that's kind of funny to me, is that a lot of people stay

608
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:30,120
in that realm rather than educating themselves in the trade that they're in, in areas that pertain

609
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:34,040
to that that they might not know about. So that the day that the question does come, they have the

610
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:39,000
answer. Yeah. And that's the thing that's crazy to me is that someone would

611
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:45,240
speak on something they don't know, rather than just say, honestly, I don't know, but

612
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:49,000
I can definitely figure that out. And if it's not today, I'll have the answer for you tomorrow.

613
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:52,680
That's the difference though. It's like, I've gone, I've had people say, I'm going to be

614
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:56,200
like, I've had really good managers in my life where you go to somebody, you're like, hey,

615
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:00,920
like, I need help. This isn't working. Whatever the problem is. And there's two types of people,

616
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,520
like the ones I was talking about, like the power trip, be like, well, just figure it out. Like,

617
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:09,640
this is what we do. This is how it happens. Like, do it. Yeah. And they don't listen to you. Yeah.

618
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:14,920
Which I get it. Like, that is, yeah, if there's a system, do it. But like, if you're like straight

619
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:18,040
up going to them, like, hey, I have an issue with this. And they actually hear and they're like,

620
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:22,280
yeah, I can, like the listening part, I have so much more respect for someone who's like, wow,

621
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:26,760
that makes sense. Even though they're like, you can be like the president of the United States.

622
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:30,840
And like, I go to you with something and you listen to me like, wow, we can, we can try it.

623
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:36,200
Like, that's insane to me. Shout out RFK Jr. though. You know what I mean? Speaking of presidency.

624
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:42,280
Shout out Joe Biden. Want to know why I'm joking? That's a total joke. Sorry.

625
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:51,160
Fuck. Yeah, that was bad. No, we love Joe Biden around here.

626
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:58,760
Don't fucking say it again, dude. No, we. Jay, we don't love Joe Biden. Get ready.

627
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:04,760
Yep. That was to Joe Biden. Not to me.

628
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:17,720
Hey, that's my saying. I wasn't. Hey, but shout out RFK Jr. water tastes weird. Yeah.

629
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:21,480
Now that you say something, you're getting sleepy. Yeah. What did you do to it?

630
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:26,280
Did you roofie that shit? No. Hey, speaking of, put some perk thirties in that. You're like,

631
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:32,760
you're like, wow, dude, you're breaking my straight edge. My chakras are all fuck now.

632
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:38,360
No, dude, my chakras hella tight. It's true. You want to hear something crazy about water

633
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:43,800
since we're on the topic? Listen up. Listen up. All right. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad.

634
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:52,120
So we're on the topic. We're on the topic of water. Right after I shout out RFK Jr. I want

635
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:58,360
to tell you something great that this man did. He sued the FDA because of certain things that

636
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:06,200
they were allowing in water. It was found out to have sterilized people without their knowledge,

637
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:19,000
permission or anything else. And baby, the boy won. So I want to shout out RFK Jr. for saying,

638
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:26,760
fuck you. Sorry. Can I get a beep? Which one? The bleep. Like the password. Yep. Yep. Yep.

639
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:37,000
Yep. Fuck you to the FDA. Yeah, no, for sure. I was joking about the Joe Biden thing.

640
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:43,560
I will say this. I'm not super libertarian in practicality, but I do love

641
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:52,120
when people fist fuck the government. Pause. What? No, it's okay. Yeah. No, no, that was good.

642
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:56,840
It just caught me off guard. That's where we're going. Yeah. When they fist fuck the government.

643
00:54:56,840 --> 00:55:02,760
That's where we're going. Jesus. For the things that they do that are inconceivable. Yeah.

644
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:06,840
Inconceivable. Are you getting sore over there? I want to encourage you guys to read more. I'm not

645
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:12,440
used to arching my back like this, like as much as you are. So, you know. What? Robert

646
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:18,200
States throwing back. Yeah. Well, that's... That goes with that too. That goes with that too.

647
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:25,000
Fuck you. And fuck you. Really? Yeah. You kissed Teresa with that mouth? Nope. She doesn't know I

648
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,920
talk like that. It's because she lives in Oklahoma. I'm calling her. Stop. I'm telling her. You don't

649
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:36,440
even have my mom's number. You don't know that? Jay's got the... Come on, dude. Really? What if I

650
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:45,720
talk to your mother? My mom knows how I talk. Yeah. Okay. That's fair. I do not change... I do not change

651
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:49,880
who I am around my mother. Okay. That's fine. I'm going to go to my mom. It's because you love your mom.

652
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:53,960
Yeah. And my mom loves me. Yes. Do you guys understand why I don't cuss around my mother?

653
00:55:54,520 --> 00:56:04,120
Nope. Are you serious? No. Yep. Really? Yep. All right. Well, then I guess you never will.

654
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:10,360
I just... Like it makes her mad. Dude, I'll literally like... We'll be watching a TV show and...

655
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:14,760
Hear me out. This is... Sorry, mom. This is her impression for watching a TV show. Someone says

656
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:19,240
like, you son of a bitch or something like just, yeah, normal cussing. She goes, all right,

657
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:26,440
and gets the remote and changes it. Dude, my mom can not find out about this podcast.

658
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:33,160
I love you, mom. I'm literally sending her a link. Not sponsored by Zen. Mom, it's not a bad thing.

659
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:37,800
I love you, but like... Yeah. We love you, Teresa. Yeah. We just like to give your son shit.

660
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:51,480
Yeah. Shout out Reese. Nope. It's Teresa. Shout out Riri. I love Riona. Work, work, work, work, work.

661
00:56:52,520 --> 00:57:00,360
Please stop. Sorry. Not bad. Dude, everything I say.

662
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:09,800
Yeah, pretty much. Jay is the coolest person of all time.

663
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,480
Steve is the coolest person of all time.

664
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:22,520
Idiot. You totally felt... You were about to clap too. I fucking got you.

665
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:27,160
You didn't get shit, dude, but a case of chlamydia. When? When life...

666
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:34,040
When you fucked that koala bear. When life fucked you. When life fucked you.

667
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,880
I don't even know what to say. Like that was the craziest thing that's ever actually come out of

668
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:46,440
your... That's wild. Oh, wow. That hurt. I'm sorry, guys, that you have to fucking...

669
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:50,200
If you've been listening this far in... You're a real one.

670
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:57,480
Props. That's for you. And if you haven't, we love you guys. That's for you.

671
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:03,800
Yeah, fuck off. Yeah, idiot. Good job, guys, right here. Yeah. Fuck those guys. Yeah, idiots.

672
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,320
Cheers. Fuck the haters.

673
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,160
Cheers. I'll cheers to that.

674
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:16,360
Oh, sorry. Fuck you. You want to know how I know?

675
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:21,160
Shutting it up. Yeah. Shutting it up. Don't.

676
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:26,360
You're getting better about keeping that fucking yapper shut.

677
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:29,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm actually kind of impressed.

678
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:32,840
I love it when you guys whip me into shape. Speaking...

679
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,240
What? Who's speaking?

680
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaking of that brash behavior, we literally... The reason Robert's been good about checking

681
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:46,680
himself, and I know you'll know this, Jay, is because we threatened with a fucking ball gag.

682
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:52,040
What is happening right now? No. Before this episode, if you didn't shut that yapper proper.

683
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:56,200
Ball gag is actually... If you didn't shut that yapper proper.

684
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:01,320
Why do you got to... Dude. Shut that yapper proper.

685
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:08,920
All right. Yeah, I don't want that. Nobody... Well, I don't.

686
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,880
Don't say nobody. I'm speaking for myself. I don't want that shit.

687
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:13,080
No. No.

688
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,080
You have one in your bedroom. Yeah.

689
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,600
Nope. I've seen it.

690
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,400
Nope. Okay, go get it then.

691
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:24,120
Okay. I can't get up. I'm not doing the podcast right now. Yeah, for sure.

692
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:28,280
Dude, if Jay goes in there to get it, he's coming out with the stretch bus too,

693
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:31,080
so we can show everybody. Yeah, go get that too. Let's... Yeah.

694
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,560
Prove him right. You don't want that, Rob. We can't...

695
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:39,880
Yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah, no, I do. I want all the smoke right now. Go get it.

696
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:44,440
Yeah, not worth it. You don't want the smoke and that's why you vape, baby.

697
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:45,640
I don't even vape anymore.

698
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:53,080
Shout out, Weezy. That's a plug off G6. Welcome to Call of Grove.

699
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:55,320
Not sponsored by anything in the industry.

700
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:01,480
You wanted that smoke. You got it. You guys are pussies, man.

701
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:07,720
You can't even go grab the ball gag. That's supposedly in my room.

702
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,160
If we go and grab that, it's going on. Go get it.

703
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:13,720
For real though. Yeah, go get it.

704
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:15,960
Yep. BRB.

705
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,480
Nice, Steve. Good job. Fucking drunk ass.

706
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,440
Fucking alcoholic motherfucker. Yeah.

707
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:35,640
Go get it. I don't know. Anyways.

708
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,000
Out of the two and me alone. We're...

709
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:42,760
Sorry. Don't ever look at me like that.

710
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,520
That was crazy. Yeah, that was weird.

711
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:48,120
You literally just undressed me with your eyes and I can't handle that.

712
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:51,880
He's actually... Why is he in my room? He's getting the ball gag.

713
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:56,840
Dude. And the stretch bus. Hey, grab the short bus while you're back there.

714
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:59,320
Oh, that's funny, huh? Short bus. That's a good joke.

715
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,680
Yeah, because the stretch bus is the upgrade. Okay.

716
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,800
Yeah, for sure, Jay. Remember Rocksbury River Raft.

717
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:16,440
Yeah, I would do that too. I'd hit the applause button too if it was me.

718
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:24,040
Okay. What about this one?

719
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:35,160
Why does it keep going? I don't know. That was way longer.

720
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:36,920
That went way longer than the last time. Yeah.

721
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:41,160
That was sick. Fuck. Something happened.

722
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:45,960
You found it. What the fuck is that?

723
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,480
It's a chloroform filled... Hey.

724
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:51,160
Yo, yo, yo, yo. What is that? You know what that is.

725
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:52,360
Is that one of my socks? No.

726
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:55,080
What the fuck is that? Bro.

727
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:57,160
Hold on. He got that sock under your bed.

728
01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:02,120
So what you've been doing? I didn't do anything with what I found.

729
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:06,920
I grabbed it. That's a good time to end.

730
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:09,560
From where I saw it. All right, guys.

731
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,560
And like you said, it wasn't there. It's there.

732
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:16,040
No, it was a makeshift one. No, that's one of my socks, I think, wrapped up in...

733
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:25,640
With a tennis ball in it because... You got a big ass fucking mouth.

734
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,400
You got a big mouth. I will say this.

735
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:30,440
You got a big mouth, boy. I fashioned it out of a rag

736
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:36,440
that was on the dresser and I don't know. Whoa, whoa.

737
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,000
It's a washcloth. Was that a cum rag?

738
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,800
So I mean, Rob knows about the rag, but I don't know.

739
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:44,840
Bro, that was in your mouth. The washcloth.

740
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:49,160
Maybe that's why he wasn't so ginger about it.

741
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:51,400
You're a ginger. I'm not a ginger, bro.

742
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,720
You act like one. What is that supposed to mean?

743
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:55,560
Super fiery. Really?

744
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,840
Yeah. Like copper cab?

745
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,880
Yeah. Shout out copper cab, actually. He's a real one.

746
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:02,440
Shout out copper. Hey, do you know what...

747
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:05,640
I have to pee. OK.

748
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:10,120
So basically, I found a strap from Bob's corset.

749
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,640
Yeah. It's a belt from one of my jeans.

750
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:14,200
And there was a rag in there. It's a cum rag.

751
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,280
It's a belt from one of... It's also just a washcloth.

752
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:18,360
Dude, obviously, it's not a big deal, dude.

753
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:21,720
It's a belt. The application of a ballgag is common knowledge.

754
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:23,640
It's a makeshift ballgag. Yeah, it was easy to make.

755
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,240
It's a makeshift ballgag. Yeah, it was easy to make.

756
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:29,480
It's a makeshift ballgag. OK, first off, if you have...

757
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,880
It's because Robert's a cheap fuck and he made that.

758
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:34,120
It's valid, but if you have... Nope.

759
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:34,760
Nope. The...

760
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,240
That was quick. The accoutrement.

761
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:40,760
If you have the accoutrement to make a ballgag in your room,

762
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,560
then technically you have a ballgag. I don't know French.

763
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:46,360
That's Francois. Who is that?

764
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:49,000
We. Also...

765
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:53,080
Croissant. All right, guys.

766
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:57,400
Well, that was fun. Appreciate everybody who spent some time with us.

767
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:58,600
Yeah. Rob, thank you.

768
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:02,440
Just like an hour. Thanks for letting me be your guys's punching bag.

769
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,920
It was fun again. Thanks for the guest appearance.

770
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:06,920
Yeah.

771
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:12,360
Hell yeah. Yeah, that was good.

772
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:16,440
He's always the guest. Like, you just keep having the same guest on.

773
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:20,040
Tune in next week for more.

774
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:24,040
Oh, next week can be crazy. It's going to be wild.

775
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:26,360
It's literally going to be crazy. It's going to be crazy.

776
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,560
Yeah. All right.

777
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:34,360
Later, guys. Signing off.