Welcome to episode one of That Ain't It.
My name is Steve.
I'm Jay.
I'm Wobble.
My name is Robert.
Rob.
Robbie.
Bobby.
Whatever you want to call me.
Bobby.
Yeah, that's funny.
Oh man, I forgot about the front wipe.
Rob literally told us the other day that he front wipes.
It's so hard for me to tell you this story with a straight face and not laugh because
it's it's so fucking funny.
It's actually one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my entire fucking life.
It's super fun.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, real quick.
Is that a trenta Jay?
This is a trenta.
32, Bubba.
You can hear him sucking that thing down on down his gullet, dude.
It's crazy over here.
Dirty girl.
Stop chewing in the mic.
Sounds like macaroni and cheese.
OK.
Anyways, back to Rob's front wiping.
All right, easy.
We are trying to get him help.
We are because I was trying to talk to him and I like I don't understand the concept
of how you do it without smearing shit up your.
Jesus, dude.
This is literally like zero to 100.
People don't know us.
We literally it's been recording for probably like a minute and you said smearing shit out
the gate like that's crazy.
Like what?
Perfect.
Oh, wow.
Yes.
I can't say it with a straight face because we had this conversation and it kills me every
time.
Rob turned his taint into a beaver damn of shit.
That's insane.
I'll drink to that one because I'm going to need a lot of this.
If I want to do this fucking podcast, I'm going to need a lot of this.
Oh, man.
For the viewers at home that aren't under.
Hey, for the viewers at home that are under 21, don't drink this.
I can never fucking open these things.
Oh, yeah.
Where's in and what is it amateur hour?
We are.
We are not sponsored by Zyn, not sponsored by Zyn, but we are not sponsored by Coors,
the banquet of beers either.
Cheers to all the real homies out in Denver.
I will not pour it on the floor for you though.
I will consume it for you.
Yeah.
If you poured it on the floor, Jay would probably have your wig top.
First off, I think Nicole would have.
Yeah.
I think she would have the wig top.
First of all, shout out Nicole.
Yep.
Shout out Jay's wife.
Yeah.
Taking Lucas.
Yeah.
Taking Lucas out so we can fuck around and do this.
Yeah.
Taking Lucas out so I can be called front wiper for an hour.
I love you.
Thank you for doing that, Nicole.
Thanks for leaving me alone here with these guys.
Oh, man.
Hey, what was Rob saying about his technique?
That's actually the funniest part about it is his technique of front wiping.
I don't have a...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do not front wipe.
Okay.
So this is how the conversation went.
I am so not a front wiper.
Dude.
We were talking...
I can see it written all over you.
This is going to make sense to everybody listening.
We were talking about how you wipe your ass the proper way.
Yeah.
First off, okay, back up.
Sorry.
Losing train of thought.
I'm also losing brain cells.
When you put the toilet paper on the roll, like a new toilet paper, you have the...
The paper coming down the front.
Rob does it down the back.
No, dude.
Hold up.
No, no, no, no, no.
Time out, time out, time out.
I'm going to let you finish.
That's a funny...
That's a funny on your ass, dude.
...indication.
I'm going to let you finish, but first of all, he has no idea that I...
I don't even do that because I hate when people do that shit.
So that's not even the definition of a front wiper.
Ask a real one here what that is, Steve.
First off, hold on.
Let me finish.
So Robert says that he prefers the paper on the back.
So the second thing is when you go to wipe your ass, you pull some paper and you fold
it.
Robert is a buncher.
He just takes that shit like a fucking caveman.
Like a feral animal.
No, like a animal.
Rods it up.
And then instead of wiping, like reaching around back and wiping...
I go around the back.
Guys.
Oh my God.
I'm going to make your shit fucking red line, dude, if you don't knock it off.
I'm going to scream.
You're going to make me scream.
I'm going to curse.
He legit, legit takes that fat ass wad...
It's not true.
Goes in between his legs from the front and pulls forward, smearing that shit up the bottom
of his nutsack and then drops it in the toilet.
Nope.
You want to hear the real story?
Does anybody want to actually...
Yo chat.
Yeah, yo chat.
Yo chat.
W is in the shot.
Do you guys want to hear the real story for real?
All right.
I'll give you the real story.
Thank you.
That was good.
Okay.
The real story is...
Speak on it.
All right.
Steve with ad libs on my story.
I'm...
Okay.
You got to go, right?
Go.
Get in the bathroom, lock the door because it's a four-wheel.
Dude, he literally tried to walk in on me today.
Lucas?
Yeah.
Lucas tried to walk in on you?
Sorry, Lucas.
I'm not gaslight.
Sorry, that's a bad word.
I'm fucking exposing your ass right now, Lucas.
When you're old enough to hear these words coming out of your father's fucking mouth,
you dirty little savage.
Really?
Yeah.
You're disgusting.
You said smearing shit.
It's like a foul thing to say.
Hear me out though.
I'm trying to, but I'm losing focus from all your mumbly-bumbly.
Hey.
I was sitting there and I had this feeling because I never really locked the door because
Lucas actually never does that.
I went to go sit down.
I was like, I'm going to lock it this time because he was getting all riled up and had
the zoomies and shit.
Literally not even kidding, 10 minutes into it, I hear like...
I know it wasn't you or Nicole.
The handle was fucking jiggling, dude.
That fool could have walked in and he would have probably passed out.
It was a bad one.
Then leading to that story now, I don't fucking front wipe.
I might bunch a little.
That's a little true.
I don't...
I bunch a little bit.
Why would you take that soft, charmant bear and turn it right back into a piece of bark?
That's crazy.
You might as well live in the woods and wipe your ass with a fucking leaf.
I'd probably be able to save money too if I lived in the woods, zero rent.
That's facts.
Facts.
Yeah.
Be a land squatter.
That's some good breaching on a Saturday right there.
Yeah.
I'll drink to that.
I'll drink to almost anything.
Yeah.
But yeah, long story short, Jay completely embellishes and he's...
Have you seen me shit?
Are you exposing yourself before?
Have you seen me before?
Do I need to go into some stories of you, Robert?
Jay is what we like to call a truth teller.
Yes.
All right, hear me out.
I'm not going to start this on the wrong foot.
Zero front wiping.
Move so I can get your camera too.
Zero.
Front wiping.
Okay.
To start, I like to get that fucking cleared.
Zero front wiping from Jay or I.
Yes.
Yeah.
Robert's the front wipe guy.
I don't front wipe.
Jason does front wipe.
Jay has a bidet.
I do.
Yeah.
He's classy about that.
He's fun too.
Sometimes he doesn't even have to go poop and he's just spraying that shit.
All right.
This is...
Facts.
Yeah.
Enough about me.
This is bullshit, dude.
Someone else fucking...
Why don't we tell everybody about the story of how we got here?
Yeah.
Let's actually get into...
Subject change, dude.
That shit's insane.
Episode one.
Episode one of what just happened is just a snippet of what we're about.
Yeah.
We like to shit on Robert.
Wrong word for the topic of front wiping.
Not literally.
That was a little taste.
Yeah.
Not literally figuratively.
Just a little schmear.
Can you stop saying schmear like seriously?
It's like wild to me that you said shit schmear within the first minute of this whole fucking
podcast.
Oh man.
It's just so good though.
You know what's rough about the word schmear is it makes so much sense to me because it's
a culinary term.
You throw a dollop of sauce on the plate and you slap the enclave part of the spoon in
it and you wipe it.
Hence, the schmear.
That's a schmear.
So picture what that looks like.
But in shit form on the bottom of Rob's nut sack.
Anyways, how did we... Get back to the fuckers dude.
Get back to the whole thing of why do we... Hey Steven, how long have we been talking about
this bitch?
Well, it's... 2024, yeah?
No?
Yeah.
No.
So... What?
Yes.
It's... What?
Nine years, Jay?
2015?
Yeah.
That's when Posse started, yeah?
Yeah, Posse's was like 2018.
2018.
But we always talked about something like this.
Yes.
Like even in twin?
Yeah.
I'm not saying that didn't happen but I have a horrible memory.
You just really don't remember fucking shit.
It was definitely in twin.
Yeah.
But then... The second that our energy waves collected.
Yes.
Yeah.
We knew we were... We're basically all on the same cycle but not the real cycle.
Not the gross icky cycle, we're on the same life cycle.
Gross icky?
Yeah.
Are you talking about menstrual cycle?
Yeah.
Time out.
Is there a button for him over there?
We're going to mute Rob.
Yeah.
Rob's done for a sec.
He'll be back when he's out of time out.
No, maybe, no.
Sorry.
He actually did it.
I muted.
I muted him because that was uncalled for.
Nonsense.
First off, that's... We love women and support women.
Yes, fully.
We all have different struggles in life, Rob.
We don't talk about the struggles or what those look like when we don't have them.
Exactly.
We can't relate to the menstrual cycle.
No.
We can just be there for it.
We can't talk shit on it.
We can be there for it though.
Are you done?
Okay.
I'm done.
We're going to give him a second chance, guys.
Hey, look, it's natural.
Hold on.
Think about it.
It's natural.
I know.
It's natural.
When I say we're on the same cycle, we're in the same wavelength, that's what I meant
to say.
I made a fucked up joke about it.
I'll post an apology story later on just so I look better.
Same page is what we call that in the biz.
Exactly.
Look out for Rob's public apology.
Anyways, coming for you.
Back to the story.
Yeah, basically life took us in different directions.
We all met up in Twin Falls, Idaho.
Currently, we all live in Boise, Idaho now.
Yeah, because fuck Twin.
Yeah.
The tragic valley, baby.
God, that place is a fucking hell hole.
I love all my family.
It's full of cow shit and cow titties.
Yeah.
Dairy central.
And a bunch of fucking lot lizards.
Hillbillies.
Wow.
We might have to cut that out.
Can you confirm?
Yeah.
You have to cut out lot lizard, dude.
Wait, why?
I don't know, man.
That was inappropriate.
Nah.
Nah, it's staying in.
Yeah.
Anyways.
Like we said, Rob, we support women.
All walks of life.
All professions.
Knock it off.
Anyways.
You know what a lot lizard is?
Twin.
Shout out to the Mustang.
Whoa.
Sorry.
Is that too much?
We should restart this whole thing.
Erase it.
No, we're not going to do that.
We're going to let the people see it and have it raw.
Yeah.
There you go.
That's what we're about.
Unfiltered.
Off the cuff.
Raw dog.
Uncensored.
This is who we are.
Love it, hate it, fuck off.
It's me, hi.
I'm the problem, it's me.
I don't care.
We're about freedom, baby, and fucking off is your freedom.
So if that's what you choose to do, we love it.
And to be fair, I love you all.
Don't know you, but I love you.
We really do love you.
We will know you soon.
That's crazy.
Jay's never told me he's loved me before.
I'm sure you'll be in the DMs.
I don't love Rob, but I love everybody else.
I'm sure you guys will have things to say about it, things not to say about it, things
to recommend about it, and things to fuck off about it.
Just like Jay said, baby, freedom, freedom, freedom.
We're here for it.
We support it.
Our families fought for it.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I was just thinking of... We started telling the story like 60 times.
Which one?
Like of how this started.
Oh yeah.
It's been... That'll actually be a trend, guys.
It's actually been 30 minutes.
That's insane.
Yeah, we might say, hey, what do you think about this?
And then maybe we'll hit back on it in like 30 minutes.
The thing about this show is high vibes.
Yeah.
High life.
I feel like this... I feel like we'll have more of a structure later on, but this is
our first time doing this.
We're just kind of getting the feel for it.
Yeah.
Bob just really likes to listen to his own voice.
It's kind of nice.
I feel like... I might just like... You might walk in on me one day just talking to myself
in the pod... Making my own damn podcast, bro.
Do it.
I'll do it.
Call it Bobby's World.
It's actually not bad.
Bobby's World?
Yeah.
I'll do it.
I'm not scared.
I'll do it.
You're a pussy.
What are you talking about?
Okay.
Well, let's change the subject again.
That's crazy.
That is wild.
What?
Robert's going to make a single man podcast called Bobby's World where he just comes on
and defends everything that we say about him on this one.
Episode one may or may not be about how he's not a front wiper, but in fact...
I'm like super secretive.
I'm like... He is.
Fucking fetal position in the corner.
I'm like, guys, it's really not true.
God damn.
Everything you've heard is fake.
I got to clear my name somehow.
W's in the chat.
Okay.
Then, what happened after... How long did we work in Twin?
We're in Twin Falls working at Dutch Bros, which is where we met each other for, I think,
maybe two years.
No, I was there... I was only there.
Jay was there for a year.
He came after us.
Yeah, I was like, later.
Yeah, Jay actually moved in to help some people grow a business.
He left from Denver, yeah?
Yeah.
We moved to Twin.
We all met there.
Then, a few years later, Rob and Jay moved to Grass Valley.
California.
Yep.
Beautiful place, by the way.
Gorgeous.
It smells like pine trees everywhere you go.
Not like any other place in California.
True.
Well, meh.
It goes without saying.
Meh.
No, you're not wrong, but I feel like there's better places in California than Grass Valley.
Yeah, sure.
But, there is something, as soon as you go through Tahoe...
No, it's dope.
It's... Steve is 100% right, but...
As soon as you come into town, into Grass Valley, you literally smell pine trees.
It's true.
Is that what you just smelled?
Tomato.
Dude, did you... I swear to God, I thought you did something, and then you played it off.
You didn't have... You were just normal-faced.
Yeah, I had to... Did you see what just happened?
Yeah, I did not see it.
I'm not even going to say... I won't expose you.
You're good.
Because I love you guys.
You're my friends.
You know?
I would never say anything crazy to you like that.
Rob just exemplified one of the greatest characteristics of a good friend.
Keeping his goddamn mouth shut.
You don't never tell.
Yeah.
You was never there.
I ain't no rat.
But, you are a snitch.
Nope.
Oh, shit.
How am I a snitch, Jay?
Give me one example.
Do it.
I'm going to talk on it.
Lucas?
Oh, that's different.
Oh, yeah, actually.
Ooh, that's different?
Storytelling.
If it was... Okay, that's a different story.
Look.
Is that what you call it?
It's not snitching.
It's storytelling.
Storytime.
I'm like, it's not snitching.
I just told exactly what happened.
You're a snitch.
Well, okay.
I've tried to walk in on my friends trying to take a shit to fuck with them.
Dude, the only part of his name I used was his full name.
What?
What'd you say?
Wait, what'd you actually say?
I didn't hear what you said.
You're over here explaining how you didn't snitch.
You're like, bro, I just used his full name, dude.
I didn't tell on him, dude.
It was just his government, dude.
It's fine.
Yeah.
But anyways, anyways, anyways.
So... Back to the story.
You guys lived in Grass Valley for six years?
I mean, in the area.
Yeah.
We eventually moved down... Roseville?
Near Sacramento, yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
So we were separated.
We were.
Yep.
For a hot minute.
And then sometimes I went in there and visited you boys.
Yeah.
Some of the best experiences I've had.
Yep.
There was a couple of face times here and there.
Yep.
Tax sent.
Why don't you take over, Jay, and tell them how you got back down here.
Tell them what you were doing in California.
Well, okay, okay, okay.
First off, before I go down that rabbit hole, me and Bob in California...
That's me.
... needed some shits and gigs.
Okay?
We needed a little bit of laughter, a little bit of happiness in our lives.
So fresh start.
As we all need.
A little bit of fresh start.
Yeah.
We started this thing called Pauzies.
And it was just... It was a hit.
It was similar to this.
It was a hit.
Just kind of off the cuff bullshit, but more of this happy positivity vibe.
Well, you remember why we started it, right?
Yes.
Like the exact reason.
Yes.
Do you?
Yes.
Tell us.
Well, so me and Jay and Steve are all very sarcastic people.
And you know those people... Look, I'm not throwing shade, okay?
I'm not throwing shade.
But you know those people who would go on their Instagram stories and just post something
positive, but it's super corny kind of in a way?
If you guys know what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
It's a video of the beach, and it's a video of their feet and the waves crashing, and
it's hashtag blessed.
Yeah.
Or live, laugh, love, or some shit like that.
Right?
Hashtag blessed.
So we were like... I was like, bro, we should...
Waters touching my toes.
And for some reason, me and Jay, I thought it'd be funny to...
While you get the same thing in a bath.
Yeah.
Just pour sand in your bathtub.
Some Epsom salt.
Yeah.
But so basically started there.
Hashtag blessed.
We just saw a lot of those stories, and we're like, this is funny.
We should do our own version of it.
So that's how Posi started.
Posi's positivity.
Posi.
Play on words.
Anyways, continue Steve, or Jesus.
Yeah, sorry.
Jesus is here, but Janice is going to let you hear about that one.
Stop that.
Yeah, she is.
Shout out to Jordan.
Shout out to Jordan and Janice.
Yeah, Janice.
She's the real one.
Yeah, Janice doesn't fuck around either at all.
No.
She says some stuff.
Yeah.
I can't even say it.
She was tearing into me yesterday.
It's true.
I said one thing.
Janice just let you have it.
She tore into me.
She really freaking got on my back like a bear cat.
What the fuck is a bear cat?
Bear cat?
Yeah.
Is that a thing?
I'm going to Google this.
Hey, sound guy.
Hey, chat.
Chat, Google this for us please.
Bear cat.
We need to know if a bear cat's real.
Wait, merch idea.
Did I say beer?
Bear.
A bear cat.
Bear cat.
Yeah.
Merch idea.
Yeah.
There you go.
So front wiper is the first one, and then bear cat.
Yeah.
Bear cat.
Bear cat's kind of like-
Hey, hey, hey, write that down, Steve.
It's taking everything in me not to fucking walk off right now.
Bear cat's kind of like what they do in Argentina.
Those chimeras that they're making in labs.
They're called chimeras.
They're called German experiments, people.
No, it's chimera, dude.
Where's my pen?
Uh-oh.
Yeah, Steve lost his pen.
Just like I'm losing my fucking patience right now.
All right, later, Steve.
Thanks for coming in.
Thanks for coming through, dude.
Here, grab us more beer.
All right.
Well, Steve's looking for his pen.
So we were doing this Pauzis thing.
It was pretty funny.
It was really funny.
It was a good time.
And then I decided to move back to Idaho for some-
This is, by the way, a long story short.
Yeah, business opportunity for my company.
And after I moved, Pauzis wasn't really a thing because me and Bob couldn't- we weren't
like next to each other and things just kind of fizzled out.
Yeah, but-
Not in a bad way.
No.
Then-
Sorry, I meated your ass.
Founded Lucas's fidget spinner pen.
Hey, shout out to Lucas.
Shout out to Lucas.
Thanks for the pen, Luke.
Yeah.
Big Luke.
Yeah.
Big L?
No.
Yo, here we go.
Yo, pause.
We don't ever tell you L.
Big W.
Not Big L.
No, sorry.
That was my bad.
Am I writing down?
I forgot.
I'm writing down the bear cat thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bear cat.
Merch idea.
Hey, hey, it could be a kick ass merch thing.
For sure.
Check it.
Because there is this- has nothing to do with merch.
It's a restaurant or was a restaurant in Denver.
There was this barbecue spot called Owl Bear.
In Denver.
Yeah, it was fire.
Fire as fuck.
Owl Bear.
Apparently, it's like some- I don't want to say anime because that's not it.
I don't know what it is, but it's like-
Anita Win Max.
It's like some TV show or cartoon or something from a long time ago.
I'm probably butchering this.
But fireplace.
So, we could- yeah, bear cat.
Anyways.
Yeah.
No more pauses.
Moved back to Idaho.
Met my beautiful wife.
And-
Yeah.
Thank you.
We got married and had Bob DJ the wedding.
And when he came out, I was like, bro, I miss your ass.
This is by the way like eight years later.
Rob's a dope ass DJ too also by the way.
From moving out to California.
I think-
Yeah.
You want Rob to get in there and mix you up?
No.
Hit him up.
That's a bad wordage.
What?
I know what you meant by it.
What do you mean by that?
Dude, you just get in there, bro.
You mix it up.
Yeah.
I guess so.
Right here.
I'll drink to that.
Stir them guts up.
Oh, dude.
Okay.
We were having a moment just now and you just came in like this.
Just fucking knocked us out with that shit.
That's ridiculous.
Sorry.
Sorry for cussing.
Okay, guys, my bad.
Let me get back so I can just finish the fucking story.
Yeah.
Sorry, I lost my train of thought.
Basically, you moved back-
No, I already got to that part.
Yeah.
Bob came out, DJed my wedding, and then while he was here, he was like, bro, I missed your
ass.
You need to fucking just move back to Idaho.
California's great.
It was great.
It was a good time, but it's time to start a new chapter in life.
Again.
Fresh start.
Somewhere new.
Granted, he's from Idaho, but-
Not sponsored by Zen.
Twin Falls, which is the fucking armpit of the world.
Yeah.
It's honestly like a third world country down there.
It's basically if you were to-
Wow, that was a third world country with a Costco.
Okay.
And a really dope ass Chick-fil-A. They push pee over there.
Okay, facts.
Their Chick-fil-A is a little flame.
They're pushing spicy pee.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
That spicy poyo.
Sorry, Jay.
We're not going to interrupt you anymore.
Yeah.
Anyways, Bob was like, you know what?
That isn't a bad idea.
And so-
I decided within like, literally 24 hours.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was like the quickest Bob's ever came in his life.
Wow.
That's how you know when destiny speaks.
How do you just... I have no words.
Anyways.
I miss all the Cali people though.
Yeah, for real.
They're all homies.
They'll always be homies.
And to be fair, they're not that far away.
We can go visit them.
They can come visit us.
Yeah.
They can come visit us, right?
Yeah.
It's not a big deal, guys.
Right, Nick?
Right?
Well, Nick lives here.
Jesus.
Yeah.
Right, Mason?
Right?
Mason, you can come visit.
Get over here.
What about you, Sam?
Yeah.
Where's Sam Rapozo at?
Yeah, Sambo.
Shout out, Sam.
Should we use full names on this shit?
Yeah, I don't know.
Whatever.
Yeah.
Shout out, Sambo.
Yeah, Sambo.
I haven't seen Sam in a while.
Miss you, girl.
Miss you.
Love you.
Okay.
And then, like, a month later, he moved out here, and we're sitting down and drinking
some beer, and...
Bro, I almost blew a...
You almost blew a booger out, right onto my arm, you fuck.
Anyways.
Lock it up, Rob.
Yeah.
Reel it in.
Sorry, guys.
So, me and Bob were just talking about the good old days, and I was like, what the fuck
is Steve doing?
I haven't seen his bitch ass in so long.
Yeah, apologies to Sue.
I didn't tell him I moved.
That wasn't on purpose.
Yeah, he was a fucker.
It wasn't on purpose.
It was like two months, and actually, as excited as I was, I was kind of fucking pissed off
too.
I was feeling indifferent about being excited.
I apologize.
To be fair, to be fair, Steve fell off the face of the earth for a hot second.
I did.
The earth was not as flat as we all thought.
Yeah.
What?
Facts.
No, zero flat earth.
That's what I'm saying.
Round.
That's what I'm saying.
That's literally what he's saying.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Just saying.
That's what I'm saying.
You said it's not as flat as...
That's what I'm saying.
Sorry.
Yeah.
So, then we called Steve, and he was actually hanging out with a lady friend of his, and
when we found that out, we felt pretty bad because when all three of us get back together,
it's...
It's ridiculous.
It's pure chaos.
So, I felt really bad because I was like, this chick's gonna never talk to Steve again
because she's gonna think his friends are straight idiots, dog ass.
She did talk to me again though, guys, and she's a big time, but hey.
There you go.
Hey, shout out, Steve's girl.
Steve's laid.
Yeah.
Whoa.
She's not that.
Shout out, Steve and his lady.
She's not that.
Steve's lady.
Well, it's basically that.
You guys are cute.
It's not that.
You guys are cute.
Lock him down.
Did we say too much?
It's okay.
Yeah, we're good.
Move on.
We all got together.
We went and had a beal, and then we went to the Carhartt store, and we skipped and held
hands, and it was like nothing ever changed.
It was like a Copperfield moment, really.
There was pure magic in the air.
Yeah.
No, legit, dude.
This shit, this is why.
Look, I'm going to get real for a second.
It's piggybacking off what you said.
Is this real talk?
It's real talk.
Get after it.
Real talk.
This is why I think real friendships, dude, I haven't seen Steve or Jay actually for that
matter, but I haven't seen Steve in longer, and literally the first time we all three hung
out together.
So us three being together for the first time in literally how long?
Like forever.
At least five years.
Yeah.
Minimum.
And literally nothing changed at all.
No.
Which is the coolest thing.
I think that shit's dope.
If you have friends like that, please hold onto that shit, dude.
That's insane.
For real.
I love that story so much, Rob, but something will change for you if you ever say literally,
like literally again, you... I'm a white girl.
You're not British.
Look what I'm drinking.
Okay.
Facts.
They're good though.
So literally... I think you want to pee though.
Absolutely.
We're very excited to be back.
Yeah.
Decided when we got back that it was a great idea to keep talking about where we left off.
And honestly, it didn't take long.
What, two weeks ago we started talking about like, hey, we should actually do this, guys.
Had that real talk moment and was like, hey, we should do this.
Yeah.
It was like two weeks ago.
Yeah.
And here we are.
Yeah.
Right in front of you guys.
Zero fucks given.
First epi.
We're doing it.
And honestly...
That's how you get after it out here.
Yeah.
Yep.
Charged up.
I'm bricked up thinking about this shit, dude.
This is going to be sick.
So the concept...
Dude, I'm bricking hard.
Yeah.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no.
Time out, time out.
What does brick mean again?
Nope.
They can Google it at home.
Bricked up means bricked up.
If you don't know, now you know.
Now you know.
Life's too hard out here not to be bricked, people.
Stay hard.
Nope.
Stay large.
Jesus.
It's kind of like that old saying goes, if you stay ready, you don't got to get ready,
baby.
Yeah.
That's fair.
Facts.
Yep.
Same.
Good jobs.
Good job, Steve.
You're worthy of the applause.
There's no time to grow when it's time to show.
You know what I'm saying, baby.
Keep going.
Go again.
Do another.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go on.
Do another.
Oh, Steve.
Fuck.
I mean, fuck.
Bro, that is-
Sorry for cussing.
So loud in my ear.
I just exposed my ass.
Dude, I jumped so hard.
It's because we turned your headphones off.
Did you really?
No.
All right.
It is getting hot in here though because I got this fireplace just roaring.
That thing is rancid, bro.
It's fucking-
Can you guys see that?
That thing hot.
Dude, that fucker's cooking me like a pizza pie.
Did you say that thing hot?
That's hot.
Hey, so-
Dude, do you think we should pull that Supreme board away from the fire so it doesn't catch?
No, that is the fire.
That's what's causing it.
Yeah.
The Chrome load.
Log, right, you said?
Did you say log?
Yeah.
With a G.
Yeah.
Perfect.
With a D.
No.
That's the womp-womp.
We don't have a womp-womp sound, but that's the womp-womp sound.
That's not the womp-womp, dude.
That was good.
The Chrome load.
Yeah.
Log.
The Chrome load.
Okay.
All right.
Chrome load.
We're going with Chrome load, I guess.
Yeah.
I'm going to go with Chrome load.
Fuck.
Write that down.
That's another good merch idea.
Check.
Hey.
The Chrome load.
Nick, this is random.
You guys will know.
Nick, if you're watching, close your eyes.
Look, so I do this thing with Nick.
I'll be playing video games with Nick, and I'll be like, hey, Nick, I'm about to crack
open a White Claw.
Can you guess the flavor?
He's like, sure, give me the pack.
This is legit.
I swear to God.
I will crack it open in my mic like this.
I feel like he's... I'm going to crack it open.
And then I'll tell him what pack it's from, and he gets it literally like 98% of the time.
Swear to God.
Based off the crack?
Mango.
I'm serious.
It's bait.
Yeah.
He probably already knew, though.
It's weird.
It's like fucking witchcraft.
I don't know.
He worships something.
He's a fucking wizard is what he is.
He basically sold his soul to have that ability.
Goddamn warlock.
Ridiculous.
Bro, sometimes... So I'll crack it sometimes, and he'll be like, ah, give me a little sip,
and I'll do one of these.
Literally.
And then he'll be like, ah, let me think.
Mango.
I'm going to do that.
And I'm like, I swear to...
While we're live, I'm going to destroy...
Yeah, I know.
I'm your asshole.
My bad.
Wait.
What?
Time out.
Hold on.
Reverse.
Pause.
TF Wolf.
I'm going to destroy you.
Oh, fuck, dude.
I just hit my head on that.
Yo, but it's kind of crazy.
Sorry.
Just had to tell you that story.
All right.
Nick, if you didn't guess mango, it's mango.
Shout out, Nick.
I'm going to destroy you.
It's mango.
Shout out, Nick's gooch.
Or, Nick gooch.
Sorry.
That was weird.
Shout out, gooch.
It's Gucci boy.
It is Gucci boy.
Shout out, Nick gooch and Nick's gooch.
Here's a nice gooch.
Stop.
All right.
Anyways.
Yep.
Facts.
Yeah.
But yeah, this one...
All right.
It's pretty good, right?
I can count.
It's pretty good, right?
I can keep fucking going, dude.
Yeah?
Well, let's wrap it up here.
Yeah.
That was good.
A little introductory.
Once again, I'm Jay.
Steve.
Wob.
Front white.
No.
Let me talk.
Don't ever... Hear me out, Steve.
Don't ever speak for me again.
You can ever speak for me again.
It's a freedom to speak honestly, Rob.
It's also a freedom to get knocked the fuck out if you ever do that again.
What, are you going to put Tylenol PMs in my water?
That's about the only way you're passing me out, bud.
Dude.
Yo, Jay, that shit seriously fucking scares me every time, dude.
It's because you walk around life with a spirit of fear.
That's true.
I do.
Yeah.
Always holding the front and always holding the back.
Worried about shit creeping in your asshole.
Anyways, thank you guys for listening, if you made it this fucking far.
Yeah, for real.
We're hopping into this bitch.
If you guys did make it this far, we appreciate you guys hanging out with us, listening to
our stories.
We got a lot to come.
We've had very vibrant lives.
Met a lot of people, done a lot of things collectively.
Seen a lot of things.
Seen a lot of things, autonomously.
So get ready.
Life's crazy and welcome to ours.
We'll see you next time on POSY's.
What?
Sorry.
That ain't it.
Add nom flashbacks.
I forgot.
Are you serious?
Yeah, my bad.
That ain't it, Rob.
That's actually exactly why we call this podcast That Ain't It is because there's a lot of
things in life that you can look at and just say, that ain't it.
That ain't it.
Bye.