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Welcome to episode one of That Ain't It.

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My name is Steve.

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I'm Jay.

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I'm Wobble.

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My name is Robert.

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Rob.

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Robbie.

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Bobby.

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Bobby.

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Whatever you want to call me.

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Bobby.

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Yeah, that's funny.

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Oh man, I forgot about the front wipe.

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Rob literally told us the other day that he front wipes.

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It's so hard for me to tell you this story with a straight face and not laugh because

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it's it's so fucking funny.

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It's actually one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my entire fucking life.

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It's super fun.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, real quick.

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Is that a trenta Jay?

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This is a trenta.

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32, Bubba.

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You can hear him sucking that thing down on down his gullet, dude.

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It's crazy over here.

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Dirty girl.

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Stop chewing in the mic.

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Sounds like macaroni and cheese.

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OK.

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Anyways, back to Rob's front wiping.

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All right, easy.

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We are trying to get him help.

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We are because I was trying to talk to him and I like I don't understand the concept

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of how you do it without smearing shit up your.

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Jesus, dude.

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This is literally like zero to 100.

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People don't know us.

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We literally it's been recording for probably like a minute and you said smearing shit out

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the gate like that's crazy.

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Like what?

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Perfect.

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Oh, wow.

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Yes.

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I can't say it with a straight face because we had this conversation and it kills me every

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time.

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Rob turned his taint into a beaver damn of shit.

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That's insane.

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I'll drink to that one because I'm going to need a lot of this.

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If I want to do this fucking podcast, I'm going to need a lot of this.

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Oh, man.

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For the viewers at home that aren't under.

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Hey, for the viewers at home that are under 21, don't drink this.

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I can never fucking open these things.

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Oh, yeah.

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Where's in and what is it amateur hour?

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We are.

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We are not sponsored by Zyn, not sponsored by Zyn, but we are not sponsored by Coors,

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the banquet of beers either.

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Cheers to all the real homies out in Denver.

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I will not pour it on the floor for you though.

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I will consume it for you.

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Yeah.

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If you poured it on the floor, Jay would probably have your wig top.

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First off, I think Nicole would have.

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Yeah.

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I think she would have the wig top.

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First of all, shout out Nicole.

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Yep.

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Shout out Jay's wife.

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Yeah.

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Taking Lucas.

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Yeah.

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Taking Lucas out so we can fuck around and do this.

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Yeah.

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Taking Lucas out so I can be called front wiper for an hour.

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I love you.

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Thank you for doing that, Nicole.

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Thanks for leaving me alone here with these guys.

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Oh, man.

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Hey, what was Rob saying about his technique?

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That's actually the funniest part about it is his technique of front wiping.

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I don't have a...

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I do not front wipe.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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So this is how the conversation went.

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I am so not a front wiper.

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Dude.

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We were talking...

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I can see it written all over you.

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This is going to make sense to everybody listening.

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We were talking about how you wipe your ass the proper way.

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Yeah.

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First off, okay, back up.

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Sorry.

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Losing train of thought.

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I'm also losing brain cells.

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When you put the toilet paper on the roll, like a new toilet paper, you have the...

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The paper coming down the front.

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Rob does it down the back.

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No, dude.

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Hold up.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Time out, time out, time out.

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I'm going to let you finish.

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That's a funny...

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That's a funny on your ass, dude.

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...indication.

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I'm going to let you finish, but first of all, he has no idea that I...

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I don't even do that because I hate when people do that shit.

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So that's not even the definition of a front wiper.

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Ask a real one here what that is, Steve.

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First off, hold on.

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Let me finish.

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So Robert says that he prefers the paper on the back.

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So the second thing is when you go to wipe your ass, you pull some paper and you fold

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it.

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Robert is a buncher.

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He just takes that shit like a fucking caveman.

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Like a feral animal.

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No, like a animal.

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Rods it up.

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And then instead of wiping, like reaching around back and wiping...

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I go around the back.

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Guys.

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Oh my God.

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I'm going to make your shit fucking red line, dude, if you don't knock it off.

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I'm going to scream.

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You're going to make me scream.

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I'm going to curse.

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He legit, legit takes that fat ass wad...

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It's not true.

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Goes in between his legs from the front and pulls forward, smearing that shit up the bottom

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of his nutsack and then drops it in the toilet.

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Nope.

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You want to hear the real story?

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Does anybody want to actually...

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Yo chat.

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Yeah, yo chat.

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Yo chat.

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W is in the shot.

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Do you guys want to hear the real story for real?

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All right.

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I'll give you the real story.

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Thank you.

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That was good.

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Okay.

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The real story is...

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Speak on it.

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All right.

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Steve with ad libs on my story.

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I'm...

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Okay.

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You got to go, right?

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Go.

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Get in the bathroom, lock the door because it's a four-wheel.

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Dude, he literally tried to walk in on me today.

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Lucas?

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Yeah.

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Lucas tried to walk in on you?

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Sorry, Lucas.

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I'm not gaslight.

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Sorry, that's a bad word.

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I'm fucking exposing your ass right now, Lucas.

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When you're old enough to hear these words coming out of your father's fucking mouth,

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you dirty little savage.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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You're disgusting.

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You said smearing shit.

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It's like a foul thing to say.

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Hear me out though.

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I'm trying to, but I'm losing focus from all your mumbly-bumbly.

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Hey.

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I was sitting there and I had this feeling because I never really locked the door because

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Lucas actually never does that.

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I went to go sit down.

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I was like, I'm going to lock it this time because he was getting all riled up and had

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the zoomies and shit.

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Literally not even kidding, 10 minutes into it, I hear like...

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I know it wasn't you or Nicole.

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The handle was fucking jiggling, dude.

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That fool could have walked in and he would have probably passed out.

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It was a bad one.

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Then leading to that story now, I don't fucking front wipe.

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I might bunch a little.

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That's a little true.

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I don't...

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I bunch a little bit.

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Why would you take that soft, charmant bear and turn it right back into a piece of bark?

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That's crazy.

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You might as well live in the woods and wipe your ass with a fucking leaf.

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I'd probably be able to save money too if I lived in the woods, zero rent.

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That's facts.

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Facts.

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Yeah.

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Be a land squatter.

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That's some good breaching on a Saturday right there.

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I'll drink to that.

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I'll drink to almost anything.

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Yeah.

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But yeah, long story short, Jay completely embellishes and he's...

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Have you seen me shit?

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Are you exposing yourself before?

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Have you seen me before?

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Do I need to go into some stories of you, Robert?

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Jay is what we like to call a truth teller.

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Yes.

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All right, hear me out.

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I'm not going to start this on the wrong foot.

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Zero front wiping.

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Move so I can get your camera too.

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Zero.

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Zero.

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Front wiping.

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Okay.

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To start, I like to get that fucking cleared.

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Zero front wiping from Jay or I.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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Robert's the front wipe guy.

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I don't front wipe.

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Jason does front wipe.

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Jay has a bidet.

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I do.

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He's classy about that.

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He's fun too.

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Sometimes he doesn't even have to go poop and he's just spraying that shit.

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All right.

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This is...

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Facts.

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Yeah.

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Enough about me.

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This is bullshit, dude.

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Someone else fucking...

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Why don't we tell everybody about the story of how we got here?

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Yeah.

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Let's actually get into...

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Subject change, dude.

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That shit's insane.

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Episode one.

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Episode one of what just happened is just a snippet of what we're about.

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Yeah.

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We like to shit on Robert.

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Wrong word for the topic of front wiping.

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Not literally.

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That was a little taste.

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Yeah.

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Not literally figuratively.

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Just a little schmear.

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Can you stop saying schmear like seriously?

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It's like wild to me that you said shit schmear within the first minute of this whole fucking

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podcast.

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Oh man.

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It's just so good though.

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You know what's rough about the word schmear is it makes so much sense to me because it's

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a culinary term.

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You throw a dollop of sauce on the plate and you slap the enclave part of the spoon in

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it and you wipe it.

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Hence, the schmear.

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That's a schmear.

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So picture what that looks like.

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But in shit form on the bottom of Rob's nut sack.

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Anyways, how did we... Get back to the fuckers dude.

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Get back to the whole thing of why do we... Hey Steven, how long have we been talking about

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this bitch?

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Well, it's... 2024, yeah?

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No?

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Yeah.

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No.

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So... What?

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Yes.

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It's... What?

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00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,200
Nine years, Jay?

278
00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,200
2015?

279
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,200
Yeah.

280
00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,200
That's when Posse started, yeah?

281
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,200
Yeah, Posse's was like 2018.

282
00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,200
2018.

283
00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,240
But we always talked about something like this.

284
00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,240
Yes.

285
00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,240
Like even in twin?

286
00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,240
Yeah.

287
00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,240
I'm not saying that didn't happen but I have a horrible memory.

288
00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,160
You just really don't remember fucking shit.

289
00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,160
It was definitely in twin.

290
00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,160
Yeah.

291
00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:54,600
But then... The second that our energy waves collected.

292
00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:55,600
Yes.

293
00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,600
Yeah.

294
00:09:56,600 --> 00:10:01,200
We knew we were... We're basically all on the same cycle but not the real cycle.

295
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:05,400
Not the gross icky cycle, we're on the same life cycle.

296
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,400
Gross icky?

297
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,400
Yeah.

298
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,040
Are you talking about menstrual cycle?

299
00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,040
Yeah.

300
00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,040
Time out.

301
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,040
Time out.

302
00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,040
Is there a button for him over there?

303
00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:17,480
We're going to mute Rob.

304
00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,480
Yeah.

305
00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:20,640
Rob's done for a sec.

306
00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,640
He'll be back when he's out of time out.

307
00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,640
No, maybe, no.

308
00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:26,640
Sorry.

309
00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,040
He actually did it.

310
00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,040
I muted.

311
00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:33,200
I muted him because that was uncalled for.

312
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,200
Nonsense.

313
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,280
First off, that's... We love women and support women.

314
00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,280
Yes, fully.

315
00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,840
We all have different struggles in life, Rob.

316
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:43,320
We don't talk about the struggles or what those look like when we don't have them.

317
00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:44,320
Exactly.

318
00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:47,160
We can't relate to the menstrual cycle.

319
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,160
No.

320
00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:49,160
We can just be there for it.

321
00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:50,160
We can't talk shit on it.

322
00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,160
We can be there for it though.

323
00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,160
Are you done?

324
00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,160
Okay.

325
00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,160
I'm done.

326
00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:58,160
We're going to give him a second chance, guys.

327
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,280
Hey, look, it's natural.

328
00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,280
Hold on.

329
00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,280
Think about it.

330
00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:03,280
It's natural.

331
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,280
I know.

332
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,880
It's natural.

333
00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:10,360
When I say we're on the same cycle, we're in the same wavelength, that's what I meant

334
00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:11,360
to say.

335
00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,920
I made a fucked up joke about it.

336
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:18,880
I'll post an apology story later on just so I look better.

337
00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,280
Same page is what we call that in the biz.

338
00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,280
Exactly.

339
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:26,640
Look out for Rob's public apology.

340
00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,760
Anyways, coming for you.

341
00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:33,760
Back to the story.

342
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:39,920
Yeah, basically life took us in different directions.

343
00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:42,280
We all met up in Twin Falls, Idaho.

344
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,840
Currently, we all live in Boise, Idaho now.

345
00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,840
Yeah, because fuck Twin.

346
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,840
Yeah.

347
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:48,840
The tragic valley, baby.

348
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:53,080
God, that place is a fucking hell hole.

349
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,080
I love all my family.

350
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,080
It's full of cow shit and cow titties.

351
00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,080
Yeah.

352
00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,080
Yeah.

353
00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:59,080
Dairy central.

354
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,080
And a bunch of fucking lot lizards.

355
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,080
Hillbillies.

356
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,080
Wow.

357
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,080
We might have to cut that out.

358
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,080
Can you confirm?

359
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,080
Yeah.

360
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,080
You have to cut out lot lizard, dude.

361
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,080
Wait, why?

362
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,080
I don't know, man.

363
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,080
That was inappropriate.

364
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,080
Nah.

365
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,080
Nah, it's staying in.

366
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:13,080
Yeah.

367
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,080
Anyways.

368
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,080
Anyways.

369
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:20,680
Like we said, Rob, we support women.

370
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,880
All walks of life.

371
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:23,880
All professions.

372
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:24,880
Knock it off.

373
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,880
Anyways.

374
00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,880
You know what a lot lizard is?

375
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:29,880
Twin.

376
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:30,880
Shout out to the Mustang.

377
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:31,880
Whoa.

378
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:32,880
Sorry.

379
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,200
Is that too much?

380
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,200
We should restart this whole thing.

381
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,200
Erase it.

382
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,200
No, we're not going to do that.

383
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:41,200
We're going to let the people see it and have it raw.

384
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,200
Yeah.

385
00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,200
There you go.

386
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,200
That's what we're about.

387
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,200
Unfiltered.

388
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,200
Unfiltered.

389
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,200
Off the cuff.

390
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,200
Raw dog.

391
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,200
Uncensored.

392
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,200
This is who we are.

393
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,200
This is who we are.

394
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,200
Love it, hate it, fuck off.

395
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,200
It's me, hi.

396
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,200
I'm the problem, it's me.

397
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,200
I don't care.

398
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,600
We're about freedom, baby, and fucking off is your freedom.

399
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,560
So if that's what you choose to do, we love it.

400
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,880
And to be fair, I love you all.

401
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,480
Don't know you, but I love you.

402
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,480
We really do love you.

403
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,680
We will know you soon.

404
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:09,680
That's crazy.

405
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:10,680
Jay's never told me he's loved me before.

406
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,680
I'm sure you'll be in the DMs.

407
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:12,680
I don't love Rob, but I love everybody else.

408
00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:16,020
I'm sure you guys will have things to say about it, things not to say about it, things

409
00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:18,560
to recommend about it, and things to fuck off about it.

410
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:21,000
Just like Jay said, baby, freedom, freedom, freedom.

411
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000
We're here for it.

412
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,120
We support it.

413
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,880
Our families fought for it.

414
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:25,880
Yeah.

415
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:26,880
I'm sorry.

416
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:32,440
I was just thinking of... We started telling the story like 60 times.

417
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,600
Which one?

418
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,600
Like of how this started.

419
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,600
Oh yeah.

420
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,600
It's been... That'll actually be a trend, guys.

421
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,600
It's actually been 30 minutes.

422
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,600
That's insane.

423
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,920
Yeah, we might say, hey, what do you think about this?

424
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,480
And then maybe we'll hit back on it in like 30 minutes.

425
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,920
The thing about this show is high vibes.

426
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:46,920
Yeah.

427
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:47,920
High life.

428
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:52,200
I feel like this... I feel like we'll have more of a structure later on, but this is

429
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,480
our first time doing this.

430
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,240
We're just kind of getting the feel for it.

431
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,240
Yeah.

432
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,240
Bob just really likes to listen to his own voice.

433
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,240
It's kind of nice.

434
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:04,280
I feel like... I might just like... You might walk in on me one day just talking to myself

435
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:07,120
in the pod... Making my own damn podcast, bro.

436
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,120
Do it.

437
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,120
I'll do it.

438
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,120
Call it Bobby's World.

439
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,120
It's actually not bad.

440
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,120
Bobby's World?

441
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,120
Yeah.

442
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,120
I'll do it.

443
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,120
I'm not scared.

444
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,120
I'll do it.

445
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,120
You're a pussy.

446
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,120
What are you talking about?

447
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,120
Okay.

448
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,120
Well, let's change the subject again.

449
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,120
That's crazy.

450
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,120
That is wild.

451
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,120
What?

452
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:28,760
Robert's going to make a single man podcast called Bobby's World where he just comes on

453
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:32,560
and defends everything that we say about him on this one.

454
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:36,160
Episode one may or may not be about how he's not a front wiper, but in fact...

455
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,160
I'm like super secretive.

456
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,160
I'm like... He is.

457
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,160
Fucking fetal position in the corner.

458
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,160
I'm like, guys, it's really not true.

459
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,160
God damn.

460
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,160
Everything you've heard is fake.

461
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,160
I got to clear my name somehow.

462
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,160
W's in the chat.

463
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,160
W's in the chat.

464
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,160
W's in the chat.

465
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,160
Okay.

466
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:56,120
Then, what happened after... How long did we work in Twin?

467
00:14:56,120 --> 00:15:02,480
We're in Twin Falls working at Dutch Bros, which is where we met each other for, I think,

468
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,480
maybe two years.

469
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,480
No, I was there... I was only there.

470
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,480
Jay was there for a year.

471
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,480
He came after us.

472
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,480
Yeah, I was like, later.

473
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:14,000
Yeah, Jay actually moved in to help some people grow a business.

474
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,240
He left from Denver, yeah?

475
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,240
Yeah.

476
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,240
Yeah.

477
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,240
We moved to Twin.

478
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,240
We all met there.

479
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:26,480
Then, a few years later, Rob and Jay moved to Grass Valley.

480
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,480
California.

481
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,480
California.

482
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,480
Yep.

483
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,480
Beautiful place, by the way.

484
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,480
Gorgeous.

485
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,840
It smells like pine trees everywhere you go.

486
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,840
Not like any other place in California.

487
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,840
True.

488
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:37,840
Well, meh.

489
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,840
It goes without saying.

490
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:40,840
Meh.

491
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:45,360
No, you're not wrong, but I feel like there's better places in California than Grass Valley.

492
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,360
Yeah, sure.

493
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:51,960
But, there is something, as soon as you go through Tahoe...

494
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:52,960
No, it's dope.

495
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,440
It's... Steve is 100% right, but...

496
00:15:54,440 --> 00:16:01,760
As soon as you come into town, into Grass Valley, you literally smell pine trees.

497
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:02,760
It's true.

498
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:03,760
Is that what you just smelled?

499
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:04,760
Tomato.

500
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:09,240
Dude, did you... I swear to God, I thought you did something, and then you played it off.

501
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,240
You didn't have... You were just normal-faced.

502
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:15,080
Yeah, I had to... Did you see what just happened?

503
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,080
Yeah, I did not see it.

504
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,320
I'm not even going to say... I won't expose you.

505
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,320
You're good.

506
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,000
Because I love you guys.

507
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000
You're my friends.

508
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000
You know?

509
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,840
I would never say anything crazy to you like that.

510
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:30,280
Rob just exemplified one of the greatest characteristics of a good friend.

511
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:34,360
Keeping his goddamn mouth shut.

512
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,840
You don't never tell.

513
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:36,840
Yeah.

514
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:37,840
You was never there.

515
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:38,840
I ain't no rat.

516
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,840
But, you are a snitch.

517
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:41,840
Nope.

518
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,840
Oh, shit.

519
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,840
How am I a snitch, Jay?

520
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:44,840
Give me one example.

521
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:45,840
Do it.

522
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:46,840
I'm going to talk on it.

523
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,840
Lucas?

524
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,840
Oh, that's different.

525
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:49,840
Oh, yeah, actually.

526
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:50,840
Ooh, that's different?

527
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:51,840
Storytelling.

528
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,840
If it was... Okay, that's a different story.

529
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,840
Look.

530
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:55,840
Is that what you call it?

531
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,840
It's not snitching.

532
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:57,840
It's storytelling.

533
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,840
Storytime.

534
00:16:58,840 --> 00:16:59,840
I'm like, it's not snitching.

535
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:00,840
I just told exactly what happened.

536
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:01,840
You're a snitch.

537
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:02,840
Well, okay.

538
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,480
I've tried to walk in on my friends trying to take a shit to fuck with them.

539
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,840
Dude, the only part of his name I used was his full name.

540
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:09,840
What?

541
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:10,840
What'd you say?

542
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,840
Wait, what'd you actually say?

543
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,680
I didn't hear what you said.

544
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,200
You're over here explaining how you didn't snitch.

545
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,000
You're like, bro, I just used his full name, dude.

546
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000
I didn't tell on him, dude.

547
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
It was just his government, dude.

548
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000
It's fine.

549
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000
Yeah.

550
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,200
But anyways, anyways, anyways.

551
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,080
So... Back to the story.

552
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,720
You guys lived in Grass Valley for six years?

553
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:32,720
I mean, in the area.

554
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,720
Yeah.

555
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,720
We eventually moved down... Roseville?

556
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,720
Near Sacramento, yeah.

557
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:36,720
Yeah.

558
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:37,720
Yep.

559
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,040
So we were separated.

560
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,040
We were.

561
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,040
Yep.

562
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,040
For a hot minute.

563
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,640
And then sometimes I went in there and visited you boys.

564
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,640
Yeah.

565
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,640
Some of the best experiences I've had.

566
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,640
Yep.

567
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,640
There was a couple of face times here and there.

568
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,640
Yep.

569
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,640
Tax sent.

570
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,920
Why don't you take over, Jay, and tell them how you got back down here.

571
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,920
Tell them what you were doing in California.

572
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:57,920
Well, okay, okay, okay.

573
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:06,840
First off, before I go down that rabbit hole, me and Bob in California...

574
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:07,840
That's me.

575
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:11,560
... needed some shits and gigs.

576
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:12,560
Okay?

577
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:18,680
We needed a little bit of laughter, a little bit of happiness in our lives.

578
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,680
So fresh start.

579
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,680
As we all need.

580
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,680
A little bit of fresh start.

581
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,680
Yeah.

582
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:26,080
We started this thing called Pauzies.

583
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,520
And it was just... It was a hit.

584
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,520
It was similar to this.

585
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,640
It was a hit.

586
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:36,960
Just kind of off the cuff bullshit, but more of this happy positivity vibe.

587
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,040
Well, you remember why we started it, right?

588
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,040
Yes.

589
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,040
Like the exact reason.

590
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,040
Yes.

591
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,040
Do you?

592
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,040
Yes.

593
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,040
Tell us.

594
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:53,040
Well, so me and Jay and Steve are all very sarcastic people.

595
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:56,400
And you know those people... Look, I'm not throwing shade, okay?

596
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,400
I'm not throwing shade.

597
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:02,440
But you know those people who would go on their Instagram stories and just post something

598
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:06,320
positive, but it's super corny kind of in a way?

599
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,200
If you guys know what I'm talking about.

600
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,200
Yeah.

601
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:13,200
It's a video of the beach, and it's a video of their feet and the waves crashing, and

602
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,640
it's hashtag blessed.

603
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,640
Yeah.

604
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,640
Or live, laugh, love, or some shit like that.

605
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,640
Right?

606
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,640
Hashtag blessed.

607
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,920
So we were like... I was like, bro, we should...

608
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,640
Waters touching my toes.

609
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,880
And for some reason, me and Jay, I thought it'd be funny to...

610
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,400
While you get the same thing in a bath.

611
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:30,400
Yeah.

612
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,760
Just pour sand in your bathtub.

613
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,160
Some Epsom salt.

614
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,160
Yeah.

615
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,400
But so basically started there.

616
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,400
Hashtag blessed.

617
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:42,960
We just saw a lot of those stories, and we're like, this is funny.

618
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,880
We should do our own version of it.

619
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,240
So that's how Posi started.

620
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,240
Posi's positivity.

621
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,600
Posi.

622
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,080
Play on words.

623
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,640
Anyways, continue Steve, or Jesus.

624
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,320
Yeah, sorry.

625
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:01,560
Jesus is here, but Janice is going to let you hear about that one.

626
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,560
Stop that.

627
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,560
Yeah, she is.

628
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:04,560
Shout out to Jordan.

629
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,560
Shout out to Jordan and Janice.

630
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,920
Yeah, Janice.

631
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,920
She's the real one.

632
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,920
Yeah, Janice doesn't fuck around either at all.

633
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:12,920
No.

634
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,920
She says some stuff.

635
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:14,920
Yeah.

636
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:18,040
I can't even say it.

637
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,760
She was tearing into me yesterday.

638
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:21,760
It's true.

639
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,760
I said one thing.

640
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,240
Janice just let you have it.

641
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,120
She tore into me.

642
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:31,080
She really freaking got on my back like a bear cat.

643
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,680
What the fuck is a bear cat?

644
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:34,680
Bear cat?

645
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:35,680
Yeah.

646
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,280
Is that a thing?

647
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,280
I'm going to Google this.

648
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,280
Hey, sound guy.

649
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,280
Hey, chat.

650
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,280
Chat, Google this for us please.

651
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,280
Bear cat.

652
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,280
Bear cat.

653
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,280
We need to know if a bear cat's real.

654
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,280
Wait, merch idea.

655
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,280
Did I say beer?

656
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,280
Bear.

657
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,280
A bear cat.

658
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,280
Bear cat.

659
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,280
Yeah.

660
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,280
Merch idea.

661
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,280
Yeah.

662
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,280
There you go.

663
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,280
So front wiper is the first one, and then bear cat.

664
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,280
Yeah.

665
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,280
Bear cat.

666
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,280
Bear cat's kind of like-

667
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,280
Hey, hey, hey, write that down, Steve.

668
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,000
It's taking everything in me not to fucking walk off right now.

669
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,880
Bear cat's kind of like what they do in Argentina.

670
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,000
Those chimeras that they're making in labs.

671
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000
They're called chimeras.

672
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,720
They're called German experiments, people.

673
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:15,200
No, it's chimera, dude.

674
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,200
Where's my pen?

675
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,200
Uh-oh.

676
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,600
Yeah, Steve lost his pen.

677
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,800
Just like I'm losing my fucking patience right now.

678
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,760
All right, later, Steve.

679
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,760
Thanks for coming in.

680
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,480
Thanks for coming through, dude.

681
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,880
Here, grab us more beer.

682
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:33,880
All right.

683
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,600
Well, Steve's looking for his pen.

684
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,080
So we were doing this Pauzis thing.

685
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,080
It was pretty funny.

686
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,080
It was really funny.

687
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,800
It was a good time.

688
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:48,480
And then I decided to move back to Idaho for some-

689
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,200
This is, by the way, a long story short.

690
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:56,240
Yeah, business opportunity for my company.

691
00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:02,720
And after I moved, Pauzis wasn't really a thing because me and Bob couldn't- we weren't

692
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:06,040
like next to each other and things just kind of fizzled out.

693
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,040
Yeah, but-

694
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,040
Not in a bad way.

695
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,040
No.

696
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,040
Then-

697
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,320
Sorry, I meated your ass.

698
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,840
Founded Lucas's fidget spinner pen.

699
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,320
Hey, shout out to Lucas.

700
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,320
Shout out to Lucas.

701
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,320
Thanks for the pen, Luke.

702
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,320
Yeah.

703
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,320
Big Luke.

704
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,320
Yeah.

705
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:23,320
Big L?

706
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,320
No.

707
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,320
No.

708
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,320
No.

709
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,320
Yo, here we go.

710
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:28,320
Yo, pause.

711
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,320
We don't ever tell you L.

712
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,320
Big W.

713
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,320
Not Big L.

714
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,320
No, sorry.

715
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,320
That was my bad.

716
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,320
Am I writing down?

717
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,320
I forgot.

718
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,320
I'm writing down the bear cat thing.

719
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

720
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,320
Bear cat.

721
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,320
Merch idea.

722
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:43,320
Hey, hey, it could be a kick ass merch thing.

723
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,320
For sure.

724
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,320
Check it.

725
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,560
Because there is this- has nothing to do with merch.

726
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:50,400
It's a restaurant or was a restaurant in Denver.

727
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:55,000
There was this barbecue spot called Owl Bear.

728
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000
In Denver.

729
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000
Yeah, it was fire.

730
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
Fire as fuck.

731
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Owl Bear.

732
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000
Owl Bear.

733
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,400
Apparently, it's like some- I don't want to say anime because that's not it.

734
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,400
I don't know what it is, but it's like-

735
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,400
Anita Win Max.

736
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:11,280
It's like some TV show or cartoon or something from a long time ago.

737
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,480
I'm probably butchering this.

738
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,480
But fireplace.

739
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:18,560
So, we could- yeah, bear cat.

740
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,840
Anyways.

741
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,480
Yeah.

742
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,480
No more pauses.

743
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,360
Moved back to Idaho.

744
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:29,640
Met my beautiful wife.

745
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:30,640
And-

746
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,640
Yeah.

747
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:32,640
Yeah.

748
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,640
Thank you.

749
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:38,360
We got married and had Bob DJ the wedding.

750
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:41,680
And when he came out, I was like, bro, I miss your ass.

751
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,680
This is by the way like eight years later.

752
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,160
Rob's a dope ass DJ too also by the way.

753
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,520
From moving out to California.

754
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,520
I think-

755
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,520
Yeah.

756
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:50,520
You want Rob to get in there and mix you up?

757
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,520
No.

758
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:52,520
Hit him up.

759
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,520
That's a bad wordage.

760
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,520
What?

761
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,520
I know what you meant by it.

762
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,520
What do you mean by that?

763
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,160
Dude, you just get in there, bro.

764
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,160
You mix it up.

765
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,160
Yeah.

766
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,160
I guess so.

767
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,160
Right here.

768
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,160
I'll drink to that.

769
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,160
Stir them guts up.

770
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,160
Oh, dude.

771
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,160
Okay.

772
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,000
We were having a moment just now and you just came in like this.

773
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
Just fucking knocked us out with that shit.

774
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000
That's ridiculous.

775
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000
Sorry.

776
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
Sorry for cussing.

777
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000
Okay, guys, my bad.

778
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Let me get back so I can just finish the fucking story.

779
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Yeah.

780
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Sorry, I lost my train of thought.

781
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,000
Basically, you moved back-

782
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,680
No, I already got to that part.

783
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,680
Yeah.

784
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,400
Bob came out, DJed my wedding, and then while he was here, he was like, bro, I missed your

785
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,400
ass.

786
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,720
You need to fucking just move back to Idaho.

787
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,720
California's great.

788
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,720
It was great.

789
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:47,120
It was a good time, but it's time to start a new chapter in life.

790
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,120
Again.

791
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,120
Again.

792
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,120
Fresh start.

793
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,120
Somewhere new.

794
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,120
Granted, he's from Idaho, but-

795
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:55,120
Not sponsored by Zen.

796
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:59,360
Twin Falls, which is the fucking armpit of the world.

797
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,360
Yeah.

798
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:04,080
It's honestly like a third world country down there.

799
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,080
It's basically if you were to-

800
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:08,080
Wow, that was a third world country with a Costco.

801
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,080
Okay.

802
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,320
And a really dope ass Chick-fil-A. They push pee over there.

803
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,320
Okay, facts.

804
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,800
Their Chick-fil-A is a little flame.

805
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,800
They're pushing spicy pee.

806
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:17,800
Yeah.

807
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:18,800
Yeah, exactly.

808
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,800
That spicy poyo.

809
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,800
Sorry, Jay.

810
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:26,800
We're not going to interrupt you anymore.

811
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:27,800
Yeah.

812
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,520
Anyways, Bob was like, you know what?

813
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,240
That isn't a bad idea.

814
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,240
And so-

815
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,240
I decided within like, literally 24 hours.

816
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,240
Yeah.

817
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:41,080
Yeah, it was like the quickest Bob's ever came in his life.

818
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,080
Wow.

819
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,560
That's how you know when destiny speaks.

820
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,480
How do you just... I have no words.

821
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,480
Anyways.

822
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,000
I miss all the Cali people though.

823
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000
Yeah, for real.

824
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000
They're all homies.

825
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
They'll always be homies.

826
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,760
And to be fair, they're not that far away.

827
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,760
We can go visit them.

828
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,760
They can come visit us.

829
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:57,760
Yeah.

830
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,760
They can come visit us, right?

831
00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,760
Yeah.

832
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:00,760
It's not a big deal, guys.

833
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,760
Right, Nick?

834
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,760
Right?

835
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,760
Well, Nick lives here.

836
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:04,760
Jesus.

837
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:05,760
Yeah.

838
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:06,760
Right, Mason?

839
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:07,760
Right?

840
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:08,760
Mason, you can come visit.

841
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,760
Get over here.

842
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,760
What about you, Sam?

843
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:11,760
Yeah.

844
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:12,760
Where's Sam Rapozo at?

845
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,760
Yeah, Sambo.

846
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:14,760
Shout out, Sam.

847
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,760
Should we use full names on this shit?

848
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:16,760
Yeah, I don't know.

849
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,760
Whatever.

850
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:18,760
Yeah.

851
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,760
Shout out, Sambo.

852
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:20,760
Yeah, Sambo.

853
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,760
I haven't seen Sam in a while.

854
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:22,760
Miss you, girl.

855
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:23,760
Miss you.

856
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:24,760
Love you.

857
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:25,760
Okay.

858
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:34,960
And then, like, a month later, he moved out here, and we're sitting down and drinking

859
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:35,960
some beer, and...

860
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,960
Bro, I almost blew a...

861
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:44,880
You almost blew a booger out, right onto my arm, you fuck.

862
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:45,880
Anyways.

863
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,440
Lock it up, Rob.

864
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,440
Yeah.

865
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,440
Reel it in.

866
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,440
Sorry, guys.

867
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:56,080
So, me and Bob were just talking about the good old days, and I was like, what the fuck

868
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,080
is Steve doing?

869
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,080
I haven't seen his bitch ass in so long.

870
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,080
Yeah, apologies to Sue.

871
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,080
I didn't tell him I moved.

872
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,080
That wasn't on purpose.

873
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,080
Yeah, he was a fucker.

874
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,080
It wasn't on purpose.

875
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:07,680
It was like two months, and actually, as excited as I was, I was kind of fucking pissed off

876
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,880
too.

877
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,760
I was feeling indifferent about being excited.

878
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:12,760
I apologize.

879
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:17,480
To be fair, to be fair, Steve fell off the face of the earth for a hot second.

880
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,480
I did.

881
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,480
I did.

882
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,480
I did.

883
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:21,920
The earth was not as flat as we all thought.

884
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,920
Yeah.

885
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:23,920
What?

886
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:24,920
Facts.

887
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:25,920
No, zero flat earth.

888
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:26,920
That's what I'm saying.

889
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:27,920
Round.

890
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:28,920
That's what I'm saying.

891
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:29,920
That's literally what he's saying.

892
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:30,920
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

893
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:31,920
Just saying.

894
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:32,920
That's what I'm saying.

895
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,920
You said it's not as flat as...

896
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:34,920
That's what I'm saying.

897
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:35,920
Sorry.

898
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,920
Yeah.

899
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:49,360
So, then we called Steve, and he was actually hanging out with a lady friend of his, and

900
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:56,160
when we found that out, we felt pretty bad because when all three of us get back together,

901
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,160
it's...

902
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,160
It's ridiculous.

903
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,160
It's pure chaos.

904
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:06,480
So, I felt really bad because I was like, this chick's gonna never talk to Steve again

905
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,800
because she's gonna think his friends are straight idiots, dog ass.

906
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,560
She did talk to me again though, guys, and she's a big time, but hey.

907
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,560
There you go.

908
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,560
Hey, shout out, Steve's girl.

909
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,560
Steve's laid.

910
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,560
Yeah.

911
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,560
Whoa.

912
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,560
She's not that.

913
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,560
Shout out, Steve and his lady.

914
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:21,560
She's not that.

915
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,560
Steve's lady.

916
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,560
Well, it's basically that.

917
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:24,560
You guys are cute.

918
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:25,560
It's not that.

919
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:26,560
You guys are cute.

920
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,560
Lock him down.

921
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:28,560
Did we say too much?

922
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,560
It's okay.

923
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,560
Yeah, we're good.

924
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,560
Move on.

925
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,560
We all got together.

926
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:42,560
We went and had a beal, and then we went to the Carhartt store, and we skipped and held

927
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,560
hands, and it was like nothing ever changed.

928
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,840
It was like a Copperfield moment, really.

929
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,320
There was pure magic in the air.

930
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,320
Yeah.

931
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,320
No, legit, dude.

932
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,320
This shit, this is why.

933
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,880
Look, I'm going to get real for a second.

934
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,320
It's piggybacking off what you said.

935
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,320
Is this real talk?

936
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,320
It's real talk.

937
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,320
Get after it.

938
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,320
Real talk.

939
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:03,240
This is why I think real friendships, dude, I haven't seen Steve or Jay actually for that

940
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:07,120
matter, but I haven't seen Steve in longer, and literally the first time we all three hung

941
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,120
out together.

942
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,720
So us three being together for the first time in literally how long?

943
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,720
Like forever.

944
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,440
At least five years.

945
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:15,440
Yeah.

946
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:16,440
Minimum.

947
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,480
And literally nothing changed at all.

948
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,480
No.

949
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,480
Which is the coolest thing.

950
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,480
I think that shit's dope.

951
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,640
If you have friends like that, please hold onto that shit, dude.

952
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,640
That's insane.

953
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,640
For real.

954
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,400
I love that story so much, Rob, but something will change for you if you ever say literally,

955
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:36,680
like literally again, you... I'm a white girl.

956
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,680
You're not British.

957
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,680
Look what I'm drinking.

958
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,680
Okay.

959
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,680
Facts.

960
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:44,000
They're good though.

961
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
So literally... I think you want to pee though.

962
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000
Absolutely.

963
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,000
We're very excited to be back.

964
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
Yeah.

965
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:55,800
Decided when we got back that it was a great idea to keep talking about where we left off.

966
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:56,960
And honestly, it didn't take long.

967
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:01,920
What, two weeks ago we started talking about like, hey, we should actually do this, guys.

968
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,200
Had that real talk moment and was like, hey, we should do this.

969
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,200
Yeah.

970
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,200
Yeah.

971
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,200
It was like two weeks ago.

972
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,200
Yeah.

973
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,200
And here we are.

974
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,200
Yeah.

975
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,200
Right in front of you guys.

976
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,200
Zero fucks given.

977
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,200
First epi.

978
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,200
We're doing it.

979
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,200
And honestly...

980
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,840
That's how you get after it out here.

981
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:19,840
Yeah.

982
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:20,840
Yep.

983
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:21,840
Charged up.

984
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:27,000
I'm bricked up thinking about this shit, dude.

985
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000
This is going to be sick.

986
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
So the concept...

987
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Dude, I'm bricking hard.

988
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000
Yeah.

989
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Wait.

990
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

991
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000
No, no.

992
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Time out, time out.

993
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000
What does brick mean again?

994
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Nope.

995
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,320
They can Google it at home.

996
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,880
Bricked up means bricked up.

997
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,520
If you don't know, now you know.

998
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,520
Now you know.

999
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,520
Life's too hard out here not to be bricked, people.

1000
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,520
Stay hard.

1001
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,520
Nope.

1002
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,520
Stay large.

1003
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:48,520
Jesus.

1004
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:54,280
It's kind of like that old saying goes, if you stay ready, you don't got to get ready,

1005
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,280
baby.

1006
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,280
Yeah.

1007
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,280
That's fair.

1008
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,280
Facts.

1009
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,280
Yep.

1010
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,280
Yep.

1011
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,280
Same.

1012
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,280
Good jobs.

1013
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,280
Good job, Steve.

1014
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,280
You're worthy of the applause.

1015
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,680
There's no time to grow when it's time to show.

1016
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,680
You know what I'm saying, baby.

1017
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:09,680
Keep going.

1018
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,680
Go again.

1019
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,680
Do another.

1020
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,680
Go, go, go, go, go.

1021
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,680
Go on.

1022
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:14,680
Do another.

1023
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,680
Do another.

1024
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,680
Oh, Steve.

1025
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,680
Fuck.

1026
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,680
I mean, fuck.

1027
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,680
Bro, that is-

1028
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,680
Sorry for cussing.

1029
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,680
So loud in my ear.

1030
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:22,680
I just exposed my ass.

1031
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,680
Dude, I jumped so hard.

1032
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,680
It's because we turned your headphones off.

1033
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,680
Did you really?

1034
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:26,680
No.

1035
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:27,680
No.

1036
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:28,680
All right.

1037
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,680
It is getting hot in here though because I got this fireplace just roaring.

1038
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,680
That thing is rancid, bro.

1039
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:31,680
It's fucking-

1040
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:45,680
Can you guys see that?

1041
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:46,680
That thing hot.

1042
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:48,520
Dude, that fucker's cooking me like a pizza pie.

1043
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,080
Did you say that thing hot?

1044
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,080
That's hot.

1045
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:52,080
Hey, so-

1046
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:57,560
Dude, do you think we should pull that Supreme board away from the fire so it doesn't catch?

1047
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,800
No, that is the fire.

1048
00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,800
That's what's causing it.

1049
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,800
Yeah.

1050
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:01,800
The Chrome load.

1051
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:02,800
The Chrome load.

1052
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:03,800
Log, right, you said?

1053
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:04,800
Did you say log?

1054
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:05,800
Yeah.

1055
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:06,800
With a G.

1056
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,800
Yeah.

1057
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:08,800
Perfect.

1058
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:09,800
With a D.

1059
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:10,800
No.

1060
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,800
That's the womp-womp.

1061
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:17,800
We don't have a womp-womp sound, but that's the womp-womp sound.

1062
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,920
That's not the womp-womp, dude.

1063
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:20,920
That was good.

1064
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,920
The Chrome load.

1065
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:22,920
Yeah.

1066
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:23,920
Log.

1067
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:24,920
The Chrome load.

1068
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:25,920
Okay.

1069
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:26,920
All right.

1070
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:27,920
Chrome load.

1071
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:28,920
We're going with Chrome load, I guess.

1072
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:29,920
Yeah.

1073
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:30,920
I'm going to go with Chrome load.

1074
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:31,920
Fuck.

1075
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,920
Write that down.

1076
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:33,920
That's another good merch idea.

1077
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:34,920
Check.

1078
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:35,920
Hey.

1079
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,920
The Chrome load.

1080
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,920
Nick, this is random.

1081
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:38,920
You guys will know.

1082
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,440
Nick, if you're watching, close your eyes.

1083
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,840
Look, so I do this thing with Nick.

1084
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,640
I'll be playing video games with Nick, and I'll be like, hey, Nick, I'm about to crack

1085
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,880
open a White Claw.

1086
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:48,880
Can you guess the flavor?

1087
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:49,880
He's like, sure, give me the pack.

1088
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:50,880
This is legit.

1089
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:51,880
I swear to God.

1090
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,120
I will crack it open in my mic like this.

1091
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:59,840
I feel like he's... I'm going to crack it open.

1092
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:04,440
And then I'll tell him what pack it's from, and he gets it literally like 98% of the time.

1093
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,440
Swear to God.

1094
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,440
Based off the crack?

1095
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,440
Mango.

1096
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,440
I'm serious.

1097
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,440
It's bait.

1098
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,440
Yeah.

1099
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,440
He probably already knew, though.

1100
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,440
It's weird.

1101
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:13,440
It's like fucking witchcraft.

1102
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,440
I don't know.

1103
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,440
He worships something.

1104
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,440
He's a fucking wizard is what he is.

1105
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,440
He basically sold his soul to have that ability.

1106
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,440
Goddamn warlock.

1107
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,440
Ridiculous.

1108
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,080
Bro, sometimes... So I'll crack it sometimes, and he'll be like, ah, give me a little sip,

1109
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,080
and I'll do one of these.

1110
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,080
Literally.

1111
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,080
And then he'll be like, ah, let me think.

1112
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,080
Mango.

1113
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,080
I'm going to do that.

1114
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,080
And I'm like, I swear to...

1115
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,080
While we're live, I'm going to destroy...

1116
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,080
Yeah, I know.

1117
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,080
I'm your asshole.

1118
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,080
My bad.

1119
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,080
Wait.

1120
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,080
What?

1121
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,080
Time out.

1122
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,080
Hold on.

1123
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,080
Reverse.

1124
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,080
Pause.

1125
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,080
TF Wolf.

1126
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,080
I'm going to destroy you.

1127
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,080
Oh, fuck, dude.

1128
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,080
I just hit my head on that.

1129
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,080
Yo, but it's kind of crazy.

1130
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,080
Sorry.

1131
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,080
Just had to tell you that story.

1132
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,080
All right.

1133
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,080
Nick, if you didn't guess mango, it's mango.

1134
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,080
Shout out, Nick.

1135
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,080
I'm going to destroy you.

1136
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,080
I'm going to destroy you.

1137
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,080
I'm going to destroy you.

1138
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,080
I'm going to destroy you.

1139
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,080
I'm going to destroy you.

1140
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,080
It's mango.

1141
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,080
Shout out, Nick's gooch.

1142
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,080
Or, Nick gooch.

1143
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,080
Sorry.

1144
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,080
That was weird.

1145
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,080
Shout out, gooch.

1146
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,080
It's Gucci boy.

1147
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,080
It is Gucci boy.

1148
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,080
Shout out, Nick gooch and Nick's gooch.

1149
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,080
Here's a nice gooch.

1150
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,080
Stop.

1151
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,080
Stop.

1152
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,080
All right.

1153
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,080
Anyways.

1154
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,080
Yep.

1155
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,080
Facts.

1156
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,080
Yeah.

1157
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,080
But yeah, this one...

1158
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,080
All right.

1159
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,080
It's pretty good, right?

1160
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,080
I can count.

1161
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,080
I can count.

1162
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,080
I can count.

1163
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,080
I can count.

1164
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,080
It's pretty good, right?

1165
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,080
I can keep fucking going, dude.

1166
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,080
Yeah?

1167
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,080
Well, let's wrap it up here.

1168
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,080
Yeah.

1169
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,080
That was good.

1170
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,080
A little introductory.

1171
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,080
Once again, I'm Jay.

1172
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,080
Steve.

1173
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,080
Wob.

1174
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,080
Front white.

1175
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,080
No.

1176
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,080
Let me talk.

1177
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:46,080
Don't ever... Hear me out, Steve.

1178
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,080
Don't ever speak for me again.

1179
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,080
You can ever speak for me again.

1180
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,080
It's a freedom to speak honestly, Rob.

1181
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,080
It's also a freedom to get knocked the fuck out if you ever do that again.

1182
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,080
What, are you going to put Tylenol PMs in my water?

1183
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:01,080
That's about the only way you're passing me out, bud.

1184
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,080
Dude.

1185
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:08,080
Yo, Jay, that shit seriously fucking scares me every time, dude.

1186
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,080
It's because you walk around life with a spirit of fear.

1187
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,080
That's true.

1188
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,080
I do.

1189
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,080
Yeah.

1190
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,080
Always holding the front and always holding the back.

1191
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:22,080
Worried about shit creeping in your asshole.

1192
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:27,080
Anyways, thank you guys for listening, if you made it this fucking far.

1193
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,080
Yeah, for real.

1194
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,080
We're hopping into this bitch.

1195
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:35,080
If you guys did make it this far, we appreciate you guys hanging out with us, listening to

1196
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,080
our stories.

1197
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,080
We got a lot to come.

1198
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,080
We've had very vibrant lives.

1199
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,080
Met a lot of people, done a lot of things collectively.

1200
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,080
Seen a lot of things.

1201
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,080
Seen a lot of things, autonomously.

1202
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,080
So get ready.

1203
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,080
Life's crazy and welcome to ours.

1204
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,080
We'll see you next time on POSY's.

1205
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,080
What?

1206
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,080
What?

1207
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,080
Sorry.

1208
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,080
That ain't it.

1209
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,080
Add nom flashbacks.

1210
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,080
I forgot.

1211
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,080
Are you serious?

1212
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,080
Yeah, my bad.

1213
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,080
That ain't it, Rob.

1214
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,480
That's actually exactly why we call this podcast That Ain't It is because there's a lot of

1215
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:11,080
things in life that you can look at and just say, that ain't it.

1216
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,080
That ain't it.

1217
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:19,080
Bye.

