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Welcome to show Joe lovely listeners. I am your

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host Sarah as always joined by the dashing and

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wonderful Joe who puts the Joe in show Joe where

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we watch show Joe anime and Yeah, we are putting

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a gorgeous, lovely bow on the top of the Rose

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of Versailles, where today we talk about the

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movie that came out this year, 2025, and this

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is it. This is the end of our coverage of the

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Rose of Versailles. Wah wah wah, right? Or no,

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Joe, thoughts? Oh my God, thoughts on the movie.

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Thoughts on the movie. I have thoughts on the

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movie because this is a musical episode. This

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movie is a musical. I don't even. Doing a little

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musical number as we sing about stuff. Lots of

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like we'll start the song and then we'll just

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like have dialogue over the song as it's going

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on. That's a very anime thing, except for normally

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it's it's like music playing and not the fact

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that the characters are shown singing the song

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while they're then having the conversation. I

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will have plenty to say about this, but yes,

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we are watching or recovering the 2025 Rosa Versailles

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compilation movie is what I'm going to call it.

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I originally thought this was going to be multiple

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movies. No. It's one movie, two hours to get

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the whole thing. Breakneck pace. Breakneck pace.

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Freaking going. The subtitles are so fast and

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hard to read, maybe a little. So this might be

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the first episode that some new people listen

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to. And if this is your first episode that you're

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listening to. Hello. I'm Joe. That's Sarah. We

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sing every episode. No, I'm kidding. No, we do

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not. We do not. We just finished watching the

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entire run of the 1979 Anime the Rose of Versailles,

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which we liked quite a bit so we are going to

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be comparing this movie to that somewhat because

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that is the Way in which we got the story I have

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also this weekend started and read the first

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three chapters of the manga So I can also comment

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a little bit on that and what the how the tone

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of that is in comparison to the other two So

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just being now, we're going to try not to spoil

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everything that happens in the TV show, but we're

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going to bring it up when it comes up because,

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oh boy, I got things to say about this movie.

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Mm hmm. Yeah. Yep. Well, I think it's a good

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if it is your first thing watching. I'm like,

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OK, we can't get it. We won't jump into it first,

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but I feel like it. Yeah. The movie feels very

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different from the show. Not necessarily in like

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a good or bad way. It's just very different feeling

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and yes, tone wise, I would say. Oh, yeah. Oh,

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yeah. Night and day. So if you were like, oh,

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this is too chirpy for me, then don't you worry.

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It shows that it can be real. Oh, man. Well,

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usually first we talk about our lives a little

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bit. So you can get to know us. You can feel

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like you get to know us a little bit. Some some

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people only listen to this part of the podcast

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sometimes because they just want to get to know

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us and don't care about the show. We're covering

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this wrong, though. You got you got to listen

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to. You got to go through the anime. That's why

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we're here. But Sarah, what have you been up

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to? Oh, or should I have gone first? No, it's

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you've already thrown it to me here. I can do

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this. Yeah. I normally go first. Let's see. I'm

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on to season eight of Survivor, because if for

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anyone new, I am rewatching Survivor from season

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one to now, which is like 47 seasons. So in a

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year, I should be done, I think. Oh, man. I like

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the fact that you're doing like you are telling

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me that me watching all of Mobile Suit Gundam

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is like an insane undertaking. There's more survivor

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than Gundam. Yeah, but I'm watching it. You watch

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that in subtitles. So you have to be actively

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watching it. I don't know. It's just something

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I can't playing while I'm cleaning or while I'm

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working or I don't know. I just because there's

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definitely like at the a lot of reality TV shows

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I do this where it's the very last episode the

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finale I just like forward through most of the

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episode until we get to the part where we get

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to the winter because they do all the annoying,

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like, oh, reflecting on the season and this and

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that. Yeah. And then reunion time where it's

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where it goes down. People are like at each other's

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throats because they've seen the show now. And

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so is eight seasons enough to have people start

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repeating as contestants or do they not start

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that to later? This is this is all star season.

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OK, so specifically this season is, but I. And

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I probably started I Can't remember what seasons

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I was like actively watching it. I started watching

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survivor probably in like 2008 And the season

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I'm on that they crank so many seasons out a

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year like yeah in like 2004 maybe so maybe in

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like I Don't know 10 to 15 seasons. I'll be slightly

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remembering some folks, but It's so weird because

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I never liked it when we this okay, I can't I'm

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gonna get too much into reality TV, uh, which

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we're not here to talk about I just love it.

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If anyone else likes reality tv. Yay. Um the

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drama we live for it why do you like shoujo too?

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And uh, let's see. I've been playing stardew

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some more. I feel like Nothing else remarkable

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has happened in my life since we last recorded.

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How about you joe? I have finished all of Star

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Wars Rebels, the animated show. I got to the

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end of it. And that show, extremely, is good

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on the first couple episodes, like the opening

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arc and the ending arc. And then everyone in

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the middle is just kind of like, I don't know.

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I don't really know if this hit. I don't really

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know if this was the thing to do. Gotcha. Which

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is interesting. It's over. It's Star Wars. You

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know, we like Star Wars. It has it has Star Wars

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stuff in it. That's always fun. They have the

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I'll say the the space combat looks really good

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in that show. Some of the coolest stuff, if you

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like seeing the little little X -Wings fly around.

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Good. But yeah, so I finished that and I can

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now move on to KOTOR 2, which I have not started

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yet. I'm so excited. Gotta decide what kind of

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character build I'm gonna do last cuz they encodes

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or one I did more of like a charisma I'm talking

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my way through things and now I don't want to

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do that cuz I just did that So now I'm gonna

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have to decide a new type of approach Maybe I'll

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just be like like should I be like a meathead?

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Should I just be like a real dumb just like all?

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Just like all power. Oh, no thing stat wise I

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mean I feel like that lends itself to if you

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want to be more sithy like just brute force your

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way through everything Why is that gotta be a

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bad guy thing? I can't be a good guy and just

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brute force my way through things Um property

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damage is evil I'm sure yeah, whatever your heart

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desires. We'll see. We'll see. I guess that's

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an interesting That's a good way to do it where

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you play differently between them where I just

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am like, okay again the same thing I did last

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time really see I always try to do a different

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thing because it's like Like right even right

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now I started playing Dark Souls Remastered Seamless

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Co -op with one of my friends and I'm trying

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to do a build I'd never done, which is like faith

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and strength. Like I'm going to be like a Paladin

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kind of guy. Like I'm going to have the biggest

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sword you can have and it's going to be like

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a holy element or something. And I'm going to

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try to use miracles and like things I never use

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and just see if it works out, you know? He's

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going to try new different stuff. Sometimes it's

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better. Like sometimes I am trying to think of

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like times that I tried like different stuff

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and I'm like, ooh, I like this better. than the

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original. Well, I also play like where I like

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to do like persuasion and charisma, and that's

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doing it differently than I do in real life.

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So that's enough of a difference, I guess. You

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know, you never try to charisma your way into

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situations in real life. No, no, no, no. Not

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a fast talker. And just like, I'm sorry constantly

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when I have no reason to apologize. OK. That's

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different enough for me. I know cuz I I replay

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ability and then I never do anything different

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Romance the same people make the same decisions

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is more of a like Comfort, I guess then replaying

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for a certainty of repetition. Yeah No, I need

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to be different. I needed to do some different

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thing Joe's different. I have to be different.

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I'm not like all the other gamers. I'm different

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Mm -hmm. This is what separates me from the herd.

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I'm an I'm an alpha gamer. I'm a sigma gamer

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No, don't say no, don't say that No, no, no No,

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no, that's not true Joe's very super You're not

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an alpha Joe. Is that what you're saying? I'm

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the rare I don't know what that is. I don't know.

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I just think of that bad animated movie that

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I did not see if I remember seeing trailers for

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Alpha and Omega, the thing with the wolves. Yeah.

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Oh, my God. Why do I know that? Oh, no, I'm surprised.

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OK, because that is a big genre in like manga

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or like webcomics and stuff is that the Omega

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verse. I'm surprised there aren't any like popular

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animes or at least I'm aware of that are using

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that. I. You know, for romance. You know what

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the Omegaverse is, right? Well, weird, smutty

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stuff? Uh -huh, with the wolves things and the...

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Okay, well, it's not about wolves in particular.

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Well, it's not about wolves, but we're borrowing

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maybe not only the social dynamics, but also

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some anatomical things related to it. Oh, no.

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No, it's more of the like, oh, we're destined

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to be. with each other kind of thing. There's

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like a little more going on there with the sex

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stuff. I would say. Well, some of them don't

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get scary like that. Actually, I think there

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are some anime that kind of get into that a little

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bit. I would not be surprised. Oh, I'm sure like

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this, but there's certainly some manga. If I

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search Omegaverse and look at images, which I'm

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going to do right now. Oh, Joe, you're scaring

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me. What am I going to get? Yeah, I definitely

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get some manga with some dudes in it. Okay, I'll

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have you know that for every like Brody Brody

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dude one there's like a nice Joe say Option okay

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now I feel like it Okay, maybe it's a big boys

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loves genre thing That's like begging for it

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Okay, whatever never mind. Okay carry on Megumi

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and Tsugumi who these guys look real angry at

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each other Joe okay back to show Joe I mean,

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people have sex in this movie we watch. A kind

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of more explicit sex than they had in the TV

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show. Here for it. Here for it. God, I'm looking

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at images of Alpha and Omega. Okay, stop looking.

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I do not like them. I don't like it. I get flustered

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just hearing you saying that you're looking at

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this. No, no, no. I'm looking at the animated

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wolf show. Oh, okay. I don't think you should

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be getting flustered at the animated wolves.

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I don't like them. I don't like how these guys

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look. I don't know. She's got like a whole haircut.

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Did you see Balto? She has like a human haircut.

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Balto looks more like a dog. That voice man.

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Is that like Kevin Bacon or something is the

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voice actor? Um, is that true? Somebody famous.

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I don't know. The voice of Balto is incredible.

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Well, he's only a hybrid or he's a hybrid. Although

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the whole Balto versus Togo or Toga or whatever.

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Who's the real who saved the children? Is anyone

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in real life? Yeah. I have no idea. Yeah, it

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is Kevin Bacon. Oh, OK. Yeah, freaking. Look

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at that. Kevin Bacon does not do it for me visually,

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but that voice. I don't know, man, or like the

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Disney Robin Hood with the Fox guy. Mm hmm. The

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furry one. We're like really talking about furries

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a lot here in this episode. OK, let's OK, we

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got we got to move on. That's fine. We don't

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want to talk about furries. No, I don't think

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furries are going to be like. What do you think

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Oscar's fursona would be? Fursona? Is that what

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they call it? Do you think she'd be a wolf? That's

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so good. She'd probably be like a... Wait, hold

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on. Nah, I don't think it's a fursona. Fursona.

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I love that. It's like a horse. That sounds wrong.

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Have you not heard that before? How have you

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heard of the Omegaverse, but you haven't heard

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of a fursona? Because I read manga online, but

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I don't know anything about furries. Oh. Marie

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would probably be like a cat, right? Like a kitten

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kind of thing. She'd be a rabbit. She'd be a

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rabbit. Should be a little bunny Cuz she's so

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she's so helpless she's got do anything as they

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say Explicitly she doesn't annoy me as much in

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the movie Okay, at least there's that okay. We

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should probably Alright, maybe we should talk

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about the movie, you know, the thing people are

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here for, and stop talking about First Sonos

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and the Omegaverse. Okay, alright, well, let's

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talk about the movie. This is a movie made by

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Studio Mappa, who makes a bunch of other stuff.

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You probably know who that is. If you know about

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anime stuff, they make, what, like Demon Slayer

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and the... what's the other thing? Jujutsu Kaisen.

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There you go. Yeah, the movie is gorgeous. And

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like a bunch of other stuff. They're like making

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everything right now. They made Chainsaw Man,

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I guess, that was fine. Made Attack on Titan

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and a bunch of other stuff. A thousand things.

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They do a million things and they get a bunch

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of different people to do it. So there's no consistency

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across any of their projects. Anyway, big conglomerate

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type studio to me. The director of this movie

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is... I, Yoshimura, she has directed other stuff,

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including My Teen Romantic Comedy Snafu, a show

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that I liked pretty OK. Yeah, I've heard good

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things about it. It's fun. It's it's it's fun.

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It's like, you know, it's like a popcorn TV show.

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It's like you just throw it on. You're like,

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oh, it's cute, I guess. She also directed Blue

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Spring Ride. Yeah, I don't know. It's like a.

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Newer shoujo school life It's fine. I read the

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manga I didn't watch the anime but very kind

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of dramatic like oh You're such a nice boy, and

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then you move away and come back and so mean

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now I got a you know what happened. I want to

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learn what happened. Why'd you change so -and

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-so? Slash second male lead maybe has this actual

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Chance instead just being a throwaway character

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Um, yeah, so maybe we'll cover that someday.

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Yep, also directed Dance with Devils. Which is

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just another, like, I think it's an otome game.

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Yeah, so real romance stacked director here.

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She also directed some episodes of Black Butler,

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because they worked in the art department with

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that, and also Jean Thomas. So several episodes

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of that worked in the art department in that.

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So pretty interesting credits here. In terms

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of voice actors, there is a bunch of voice actors

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in this, but I'm only going to talk about two

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of them. I'm just going to talk about Marie and

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Oscar. Because I don't did you watch this dub

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or subbed? What did you watch? I watched subbed.

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You watch subbed. I watched both because I watched

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this movie too. Oh, damn. Some of these things

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are surprising. So the voice actor for Marie

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Antoinette in Japanese is Aya Hirano. She is

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the voice of Karumi Ume in Kimi ni Tadoke. Oh,

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I just realized Karumi Ume rhymes. How cute is

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that? That's pretty good. That's another show

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we've covered in the feed. If you want to listen

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to that. She's also the voice of Lucy Hartfilia

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in fairy tale, like all of it, like since forever.

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She is the voice of Haruhi Susumiya. Yep. Well,

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it's a fine show. I don't know why I was going

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to say that's good. It's fine. I've never seen

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it, but I feel like I probably should as like

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an important show that people reference sometimes.

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And she's also the voice of Dende from Dragon

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Ball, which is great. We love Dende, little tiny

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green guy. In English, Marie is voiced by Megan

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Shipman, who is the English voice of Anya Forager

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in Spy Family. She's also the voice of Grey and

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Black Clover and Minami Aiba in My Hero Academia,

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who is like a gentleman, little little sidekick

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chick. Yeah, yeah, the little. Yep, yep. Yep.

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Jester looking one. Yep. The voice of Oscar in

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Japan and Japanese is. Miyuki Sawashiro. She

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is the voice of Ayane Yano in Kimi ni Tadoke.

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So we got two. Ayane so much. We got two of them

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in there. She's also the voice of Fujiko Mine

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in most of the loop on the third stuff, starting

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from some period of time. Kind of up to now.

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She's the voice of Daki in Demon Slayer, which

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was the woman demon bad guy in the red light

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district dark. The hot one. Yep, the hot one.

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And very distracting to me, she is the voice

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of Kanbaru from the Monogatari series. Sounds

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extremely like her at the very beginning when

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Oscar's super young. It threw me off. Yeah, I

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really like the voice actresses they picked.

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Yeah. For Japanese. In English, Oscar is voiced

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by Caitlin Glass, who is Mina Ashido in My Hero

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Academia, who's the pink one. She's evergreen

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in fairy tale. And she's, uh, Amoea in Fire Force.

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And I don't remember who that is. Me, neither.

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Oh, well. Anyway, that's the voice actors. I

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didn't do the guys. There's a bunch of people

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in this. Like, this is... I tried to do voice

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actors for the show, and it was a total bust

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because people were just in old shows because

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it's from the 70s. This is where it would have

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paid off because I would have been like, oh,

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and Fersen's of this guy who does all of these

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things. And Andre is this guy who does all of

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these things. But I can't just be doing that

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all day, no matter how much I would want to.

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And I kind of do want to. It is fun to see this.

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I'm so excited to talk about this. This show,

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the movie? Yeah, yeah. OK, well, here we go.

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Here's the summary. We open on a narration about

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why Queen, or not Queen, why Marie Antoinette

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needs to be married to the future king of France,

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Louis XVI. I have notes. I think we should just

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comment as we go along if you have specific things,

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because I wrote a bunch of specific notes, mostly

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about what's happening in the scene. Oh, I see.

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Wow, look at this. I made a lot of notes here.

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This is a whole new type of summary for Joe.

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Yeah. Well, part of this is like... This is going

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to be kind of hard to summarize here because

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like it does really just feel like this movie

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is a montage of things happening as opposed to

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like a narrative arc. So like we get the narration

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that's like, oh, France and Austria, blah, blah,

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blah. They got to get they got to solidify an

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alliance. Here's Marie getting shown into the

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city in a cart. You know, we swoop immediately

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into her procession into Paris. We see Marie

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as a tiny 14 year old wearing a blue hat. She

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sees Oscar for the first time, who also looks

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like a tiny 14 year old wearing a different hat.

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We learn that Oscar's a woman. This is important.

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Yeah, I like that they, you know, they very distinctly

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depict aging in this that they weren't as, you

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know, clear about in the show where. They're

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very young looking here and we'll get to see

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them Yeah distinctly age Uh, it's interesting

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that like compared to the show We just start

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with marie and we don't start with oscar like

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it's definitely positioning marie is the main

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character Which is like what the manga basically

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does like the manga so far of the three chapters

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I read are like this story is about three people

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first in Oscar and marie And you get like a little

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bit of Oscar being named as like a baby. And

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then it's just all Marie time, baby. Interesting

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the person's in there as the top three. Yeah,

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he is because it's like this guy's important.

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Also, yeah. Anyway, I'll talk about that later.

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I said that this opening has a video game cutscene

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energy like opening video game cutscene energy

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like you launched the game for the first time.

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It's so good, like a JRPG. Yes, that's exactly

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what it has. Also, I was destroyed immediately

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because I watched the English dub first, right?

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Oh, God. Her name is not pronounced Jar -Jay's

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like I was saying the whole time. It's Jar -Jay.

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Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Just annihilated immediately.

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This is going to happen multiple times to me

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listening to the English dub where I just like

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totally pronounced that name wrong the entire

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time we covered the series. Nice. Oh, I was getting

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annihilated. I was getting annihilated in multiple

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fronts listening to this or watching this movie,

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but that's the first front. Now I want to watch

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it in dub. I don't think it's better. Okay. Okay.

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Um, Marie is introduced to the royal family and

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her soon -to -be husband, Louis XVI. He awkwardly

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kisses her, but it's fine, I guess. She's not

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impressed and wonders why her heart doesn't flutter.

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He's kind of cute, though. Like, everyone's cute

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in this version. They're too cute. Yes, they're

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very cutesy, which is good for this part and

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not so good later on when we meet some other

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people that should not be cutesy. I have a note

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here that King Louis' wig looks like shit. Oh,

00:24:00.500 --> 00:24:03.150
man. In the background, we see Ghirardel. He's

00:24:03.150 --> 00:24:05.009
looking pretty good. I think Ghirardel got kind

00:24:05.009 --> 00:24:07.809
of a glow up. Oh, yeah, I also noted that. No,

00:24:07.809 --> 00:24:10.549
you don't think so? As a kid, kid Ghirardel.

00:24:10.569 --> 00:24:12.250
I like him better. Oh, maybe. I don't like him.

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Ghirardel looks terrible. It's like creepy in

00:24:14.170 --> 00:24:17.930
this. Yeah, Ghirardel character assassination

00:24:17.930 --> 00:24:24.710
on him. Look at how they massacred my boy. Noels,

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Countess Noels gets a glow up also. She looks

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she looks better. Well, the narrator tells us

00:24:29.299 --> 00:24:31.480
that this story is about two beautiful roses,

00:24:31.700 --> 00:24:35.859
Marie and Oscar. The animation is pretty cool

00:24:35.859 --> 00:24:38.079
for this. I like the little they do a lot, a

00:24:38.079 --> 00:24:41.660
little like it feels like montage. And yet, you

00:24:41.660 --> 00:24:42.980
know what I mean? Yeah, it's like a little bit.

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Yeah. And I think it's pretty good. Also, the

00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:47.119
English narrator does not have it. I don't think

00:24:47.119 --> 00:24:49.039
the Japanese narrator has it compared to the

00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:52.000
narrator in the original show either. Doesn't

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have doesn't have it. Yeah, the narrator in the

00:24:56.180 --> 00:25:00.099
I feel like. It's outside of our two leading

00:25:00.099 --> 00:25:03.079
ladies here. The other characters aren't as,

00:25:03.079 --> 00:25:05.920
you know, like alluring as they were in the series.

00:25:05.920 --> 00:25:08.000
I guess maybe just because we don't get as much

00:25:08.000 --> 00:25:11.940
time with them or there's like no time with anyone.

00:25:12.140 --> 00:25:15.519
We're just pretty sure. Go, go, go. Yeah. OK.

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This is why I was like this is not habit. The

00:25:18.079 --> 00:25:20.920
English narrator in the movie is the same as

00:25:20.920 --> 00:25:24.190
what? Karen Strassman, who does the voice of

00:25:24.190 --> 00:25:26.210
Colin in Code Geass. And I'm like, this just

00:25:26.210 --> 00:25:30.009
sounds like Colin is talking to me. Why does

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it sound like this? No, she's the one who's like

00:25:33.509 --> 00:25:37.170
has red hair and pilots the red suit. Gotcha.

00:25:37.529 --> 00:25:41.150
She's red. Gotcha. OK, back to the back to the

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summary. We get the opening, which. has the cast

00:25:44.900 --> 00:25:48.039
sing a song, which I love. This is great. The

00:25:48.039 --> 00:25:50.799
opening basically foreshadows, slash teases,

00:25:51.119 --> 00:25:53.599
slash plays out the rest of the story. It's kind

00:25:53.599 --> 00:25:57.900
of an interesting opening to a movie. Okay, how

00:25:57.900 --> 00:25:59.660
did you feel about this being a musical? Cause

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this is what I learned it was a musical. Cause

00:26:01.220 --> 00:26:04.799
I didn't know that going in. Yeah, I had no idea

00:26:04.799 --> 00:26:07.700
either. I thought it was interesting. Cause normally

00:26:07.700 --> 00:26:10.880
I hate musicals. Oh my God. I feel like. A lot

00:26:10.880 --> 00:26:12.940
of the songs are pretty catchy, though. Like,

00:26:13.019 --> 00:26:15.680
I didn't think the songs were bad. It just like

00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:18.779
it brought levity to the show that like doesn't

00:26:18.779 --> 00:26:22.799
suit the plot, maybe. I don't know. What do you

00:26:22.799 --> 00:26:27.420
think? I have been on the record of saying that

00:26:27.420 --> 00:26:30.059
anime should have more musical numbers in it.

00:26:30.220 --> 00:26:33.920
I think anime animation pairs very well with

00:26:33.920 --> 00:26:36.640
musical numbers. I love it in. It's great in

00:26:36.640 --> 00:26:39.950
Phineas and Ferb. It's good in. When they do

00:26:39.950 --> 00:26:42.910
it in spongebob, uh, I think my little pony does

00:26:42.910 --> 00:26:46.910
it sometimes or whatever Steven universe did

00:26:46.910 --> 00:26:49.009
a lot great. We love it. I think it's great.

00:26:49.029 --> 00:26:50.529
I think it's always good I think you should always

00:26:50.529 --> 00:26:52.730
have a musical episode I have been telling people

00:26:52.730 --> 00:26:54.890
for a long time the animation to have more musical

00:26:54.890 --> 00:26:56.890
numbers in it and they all everybody else hates

00:26:56.890 --> 00:26:58.690
it But me I'm the only person who thinks this

00:26:58.690 --> 00:27:00.269
is a good idea. I still think it's a good idea

00:27:00.269 --> 00:27:02.630
I like this. It's great. Okay, so you like it

00:27:02.630 --> 00:27:05.259
here Oh, yeah, this is like a great series to

00:27:05.259 --> 00:27:08.460
add it to. It is weird when it's like everyone

00:27:08.460 --> 00:27:11.539
in the scene is singing along and not like, I

00:27:11.539 --> 00:27:14.259
don't. The only complaint I have about it is

00:27:14.259 --> 00:27:16.220
that, like, I want them to be singing it. Like,

00:27:16.359 --> 00:27:18.240
I want them to sing it like it's a stage play.

00:27:18.380 --> 00:27:19.779
You know what I mean? Like, I want them to be

00:27:19.779 --> 00:27:22.160
diegetically in it. I don't like we're doing

00:27:22.160 --> 00:27:24.500
like a montage and like it's fun that they have

00:27:24.500 --> 00:27:27.559
it sing. But like I don't like it. I don't like

00:27:27.559 --> 00:27:29.559
it so much as a montage. I want it to be a scene,

00:27:29.660 --> 00:27:31.960
you know No, I think I prefer the montage like

00:27:31.960 --> 00:27:45.220
just get it over with second They're fine, I

00:27:45.220 --> 00:27:48.200
guess you need to know that what is wrong with

00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:49.539
musicals, huh? What do you got against them?

00:27:49.539 --> 00:27:53.000
You hate whimsy. You just hate fun You don't

00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:55.660
like when people express their emotions and in

00:27:57.839 --> 00:28:01.900
Maybe I just don't listen to lyrics. I just like

00:28:01.900 --> 00:28:04.700
listening to how things sound and not what they're

00:28:04.700 --> 00:28:07.000
saying. So when there's a musical, it's just

00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:10.920
like, okay, you know, when can we get to the

00:28:10.920 --> 00:28:14.359
part where we talk about things happening again?

00:28:15.400 --> 00:28:19.829
Awful. Sorry to disappoint. Um, I did note that

00:28:19.829 --> 00:28:21.829
in this, in the, in the foreshadowing, we get

00:28:21.829 --> 00:28:25.430
a, we get a picture of Alon, who's the guy who

00:28:25.430 --> 00:28:28.250
will be in the army later. And let me tell you,

00:28:28.250 --> 00:28:31.009
they made him a scrawny little tiny baby and

00:28:31.009 --> 00:28:34.069
I hate him. He sucks. He doesn't have a little

00:28:34.069 --> 00:28:37.170
collection or whatever. He's not manly and big.

00:28:37.289 --> 00:28:40.289
He's like tiny in a way. He's like a waif. I

00:28:40.289 --> 00:28:44.849
could like blow away in the wind. Awful. Yeah,

00:28:44.849 --> 00:28:49.819
I guess like everyone like generally looks cutesy

00:28:49.819 --> 00:28:54.059
but like at the cost of people looking distinct

00:28:54.059 --> 00:28:56.279
like the cutesy part works when they're young

00:28:56.279 --> 00:28:58.519
it starts working less well for me the later

00:28:58.519 --> 00:29:03.259
this movie goes on that's true um anyway after

00:29:03.259 --> 00:29:05.519
the opening we get oscar and andre sword fighting

00:29:05.519 --> 00:29:08.299
then oscar explains how she got her job and how

00:29:08.299 --> 00:29:10.240
her current assignment is to protect marie and

00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:12.759
she's totally on board with it we don't need

00:29:12.759 --> 00:29:16.490
to be angsty about this at all We're good. Then

00:29:16.490 --> 00:29:18.470
she's like, I'll need your help, Andre. And he's

00:29:18.470 --> 00:29:20.329
like, yes, of course, Oscar. I'll always stay

00:29:20.329 --> 00:29:24.349
by your side. I'm Andre. I stay by your side.

00:29:24.509 --> 00:29:28.609
This is our introduction to Andre. He's got like

00:29:28.609 --> 00:29:31.890
lashes for days. His eyelashes are out of control,

00:29:32.269 --> 00:29:34.609
which I guess it's like, dudes always have the

00:29:34.609 --> 00:29:40.730
pretty eyelashes. But yeah, because the beginning,

00:29:40.890 --> 00:29:43.650
the intro and stuff, it's like basically giving

00:29:43.650 --> 00:29:47.859
us The four main characters even though Andre

00:29:47.859 --> 00:29:50.799
like is barely a character for a long time in

00:29:50.799 --> 00:29:53.940
this I Will say this does match what the manga

00:29:53.940 --> 00:29:56.180
does like the manga also opens on this basically

00:29:56.180 --> 00:29:58.519
with Oscar being like I'm gonna be whatever I

00:29:58.519 --> 00:30:01.460
saw her today and she looked pretty good The

00:30:01.460 --> 00:30:04.339
TV show gives us a whole like Oscar is like angsty

00:30:04.339 --> 00:30:06.400
and uninterested. So that's a difference But

00:30:06.400 --> 00:30:08.559
that that seems to be an adaptation of the TV

00:30:08.559 --> 00:30:12.509
show that I think is pretty good Yeah, we meet

00:30:12.509 --> 00:30:16.809
the general general general George's or whatever

00:30:16.809 --> 00:30:20.269
and granny who has become a tiny woman She's

00:30:20.269 --> 00:30:22.690
a tiny cartoon woman now. I think it's pretty

00:30:22.690 --> 00:30:27.349
good She reminds Andre that he's a commoner and

00:30:27.349 --> 00:30:30.130
that Oscar's a noble. Hey guys, remember this

00:30:30.130 --> 00:30:32.150
class structure We'll mention it like two or

00:30:32.150 --> 00:30:35.650
three more times This is important. She says

00:30:35.650 --> 00:30:37.210
even though it doesn't really end up being all

00:30:37.210 --> 00:30:40.640
that important I have in the summary We get another

00:30:40.640 --> 00:30:44.660
song. Marie sings us through the first major

00:30:44.660 --> 00:30:47.299
arc in a pretty good looking montage. This part,

00:30:47.460 --> 00:30:51.240
she sings about how she loves being rich and

00:30:51.240 --> 00:30:53.220
everybody loves her. And I'm sure that'll last.

00:30:53.519 --> 00:30:56.460
Nothing bad will happen. Marie, what did you

00:30:56.460 --> 00:30:59.539
think about this song? It was fine. Yeah, we

00:30:59.539 --> 00:31:02.619
only get a glimpse of Madame Dewberry. She's

00:31:02.619 --> 00:31:06.390
looking less high. I know, you can't be hot when

00:31:06.390 --> 00:31:09.309
you're adorable in this show, I guess. She's

00:31:09.309 --> 00:31:12.190
not hot. Yeah, it's why, you know what I just

00:31:12.190 --> 00:31:14.450
realized, there's, Ducor Leon isn't even a character.

00:31:14.509 --> 00:31:16.789
Ducor Leon is not a, we don't have any villains

00:31:16.789 --> 00:31:20.670
in this movie. No. None of them. We don't have

00:31:20.670 --> 00:31:26.589
Polignac, we don't have Jean, we don't have Robespierre

00:31:26.589 --> 00:31:28.710
or Saint -Just, we've got none of them. Nope,

00:31:28.970 --> 00:31:34.039
just romantic. Woes, you know, it's all it's

00:31:34.039 --> 00:31:37.380
all the romance and we don't even and very little

00:31:37.380 --> 00:31:39.279
of the actual revolution It kind of comes out

00:31:39.279 --> 00:31:42.619
of nowhere to be perfectly honest I'll have I'll

00:31:42.619 --> 00:31:45.559
have bigger things to say about that later I

00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:48.660
like this musical number. I wrote hell. Yes I

00:31:48.660 --> 00:31:50.900
said it had my little pony energy because it

00:31:50.900 --> 00:31:52.339
extremely does where she just starts singing

00:31:52.339 --> 00:31:56.079
about what she's doing I did say it's extremely

00:31:56.079 --> 00:31:58.400
hard to follow. I don't this is where I'm like

00:31:58.400 --> 00:32:01.299
if you didn't know the plot already Are you going

00:32:01.299 --> 00:32:02.940
to understand what's happening here? Because

00:32:02.940 --> 00:32:05.619
they do a scene with Dewberry where like Marie

00:32:05.619 --> 00:32:07.200
is forced to talk with her and then she talks

00:32:07.200 --> 00:32:09.059
to her and then she like cries and runs away.

00:32:09.059 --> 00:32:10.619
And I'm like, I know what that means, because

00:32:10.619 --> 00:32:14.119
I watched the show or read the manga. Does anybody

00:32:14.119 --> 00:32:16.900
else have any idea what that means? It's just

00:32:16.900 --> 00:32:19.299
like a weird thing that happens. Yeah, especially

00:32:19.299 --> 00:32:22.319
if this is like this is so it seems like this

00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:24.119
movie is more fan service for the people who

00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:26.480
watch it rather than trying to bring in new fans

00:32:26.480 --> 00:32:30.579
of the show. I guess. Yeah, I don't know. This

00:32:30.579 --> 00:32:32.359
this movie did well, I don't think I said this

00:32:32.359 --> 00:32:33.940
but this movie apparently did pretty well in

00:32:33.940 --> 00:32:37.200
the box office It was numbered 9 out of 10 when

00:32:37.200 --> 00:32:40.539
it debuted which I think for like a animated

00:32:40.539 --> 00:32:43.680
compilation movie is pretty good on their like

00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:46.059
YouTube they have like a Rosa Versailles movie

00:32:46.059 --> 00:32:48.680
YouTube but they're like a Video that's like

00:32:48.680 --> 00:32:50.779
thanks everybody for making this movie a big

00:32:50.779 --> 00:32:53.519
hit. So I guess they think it's a big hit Apparently

00:32:53.519 --> 00:32:56.980
it made like one and a half million dollars opening

00:32:56.980 --> 00:33:00.880
so That's good, I guess? I don't know. So people

00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:03.299
like this movie. It seemed to do pretty well.

00:33:03.759 --> 00:33:06.319
We'll take any Shoujo wins we can get. I guess,

00:33:06.420 --> 00:33:09.039
yeah. And, you know, they keep updating their

00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:10.980
YouTube channel, so they got enough money to

00:33:10.980 --> 00:33:14.799
pump out some more small videos. Three years

00:33:14.799 --> 00:33:18.440
pass. Abruptly. Abruptly. Marie's like, hey,

00:33:18.480 --> 00:33:20.940
how come my husband doesn't like me? And Oscar's

00:33:20.940 --> 00:33:24.190
like, he'll come around. Marie says that she

00:33:24.190 --> 00:33:26.309
just wants to have a real love affair, not this

00:33:26.309 --> 00:33:29.269
boring crap. She wants real joy in her life.

00:33:29.289 --> 00:33:31.470
It's the only thing that she wants. But Oscar

00:33:31.470 --> 00:33:33.690
tells her that she has a real job now that she's

00:33:33.690 --> 00:33:36.410
Queen of France. She'll have a duty to serve

00:33:36.410 --> 00:33:39.009
the people. And Marie is like, wow, Oscar, if

00:33:39.009 --> 00:33:41.009
you were a man, I would be in love with you.

00:33:41.769 --> 00:33:43.890
Oscar just shrugging off the compliment. Oscar

00:33:43.890 --> 00:33:48.069
does not care. Unfazed. We cut to Marie and her

00:33:48.069 --> 00:33:49.970
friends, leaving to go to a masquerade ball over

00:33:49.970 --> 00:33:53.079
Oscar's protests. Marie is like, Come on, Oscar,

00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:55.500
come on, look at me. I'm just a little sweetie.

00:33:55.680 --> 00:33:58.400
You can let me go, right, Oscar? Come on. And

00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:01.839
then she lets her go. It's at this point I have

00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:04.140
decided that this version of Oscar is not cool

00:34:04.140 --> 00:34:08.880
and she's lame as hell. Yeah, she... Yeah, no.

00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:11.679
She's done nothing cool so far. She looks very

00:34:11.679 --> 00:34:14.719
pretty, but yeah, she... Well, everything just

00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:16.980
feels like grand gestures without the context,

00:34:17.079 --> 00:34:20.349
so it all feels empty -ish almost. She has she

00:34:20.349 --> 00:34:25.389
has big hall monitor energy. You know. Because

00:34:25.389 --> 00:34:27.269
like in the show, she's cool. She's like already

00:34:27.269 --> 00:34:29.309
dueled Ghirardel. She's like doing backflips

00:34:29.309 --> 00:34:32.489
and stuff. She's like being a she's kind of being

00:34:32.489 --> 00:34:34.869
a scamp, being like, oh, I don't want to I don't

00:34:34.869 --> 00:34:36.690
want to have to babysit this royal. You know

00:34:36.690 --> 00:34:39.340
what I mean? This version of Oscar is like. You

00:34:39.340 --> 00:34:42.139
can't go to the masquerade marie. It's past your

00:34:42.139 --> 00:34:44.780
bedtime. Yeah, that's how she is that how she

00:34:44.780 --> 00:34:47.219
sounded in the english dub No, she sounded normal

00:34:47.219 --> 00:34:48.599
in the english dub, but that's how she should

00:34:48.599 --> 00:34:50.679
have sounded. That's how I heard it, you know

00:34:50.679 --> 00:34:52.900
Anyway, we go to the masquerade ball and we get

00:34:52.900 --> 00:34:56.539
another song. I like this song I don't like that.

00:34:56.639 --> 00:34:58.559
Everyone has the same mask. Everyone should have

00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:02.760
cool masks. Yeah the mat The montage isn't that

00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:04.480
good. I do like this song because it has like

00:35:04.480 --> 00:35:06.840
the echoey like everybody's singing in like a

00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:09.420
big hall And that makes sense because they're

00:35:09.420 --> 00:35:10.840
in a masquerade ball and everyone's thinking

00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:12.380
about how great it is to go to a ball because

00:35:12.380 --> 00:35:14.760
you can like Do whatever you you could be uncouth.

00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:16.480
You could do whatever you want because nobody

00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:19.119
knows who you are and I'm like, hell yeah That

00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:23.980
mm -hmm at the ball first in meets Marie First

00:35:23.980 --> 00:35:26.599
it just isn't wearing a mask in this scene. Like

00:35:26.599 --> 00:35:28.800
he bumps into her and her mask falls off. He

00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:32.000
was just never wearing one He's too handsome

00:35:32.000 --> 00:35:34.219
to hide that face. I guess it's I don't think

00:35:34.219 --> 00:35:36.500
he knows what a masquerade ball is. This is embarrassing

00:35:36.500 --> 00:35:40.539
person He's Swedish. It's just a French thing,

00:35:40.599 --> 00:35:44.619
I guess. I guess. Maybe he's just like, no fun.

00:35:44.639 --> 00:35:46.719
And he's like, I feel silly and I'm not going

00:35:46.719 --> 00:35:49.800
to play with the fun theme. He is kind of no

00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:55.360
fun in this movie. Yeah, for real. Yeah. The

00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:58.059
two of them meet outside in the balcony first

00:35:58.059 --> 00:36:01.260
and tries to learn who Maria is, but Oscar intervenes

00:36:01.260 --> 00:36:03.159
and they all introduce themselves to each other.

00:36:03.300 --> 00:36:04.800
We get the scene basically in the same way as

00:36:04.800 --> 00:36:07.039
we got it in the TV show, which is like. She

00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:08.980
holds her sword up to his throat and is like,

00:36:09.019 --> 00:36:11.760
state your business. And he's like, you should

00:36:11.760 --> 00:36:13.860
introduce yourself first before sticking your

00:36:13.860 --> 00:36:16.820
sword at my throat. And she's like, I'm Oscar.

00:36:17.159 --> 00:36:19.340
And he's like, I'm Furson. And then Oscar's like,

00:36:19.400 --> 00:36:22.159
that's Marie. Make an appointment to see her,

00:36:22.219 --> 00:36:25.119
loser. It's pretty good. And he does. And he

00:36:25.119 --> 00:36:27.659
does. We get several scenes of Furson hanging

00:36:27.659 --> 00:36:30.500
around with Marie at Versailles, just hanging

00:36:30.500 --> 00:36:33.579
out. Nothing else to do but hang out with a married

00:36:33.579 --> 00:36:37.840
woman. Suddenly... Marie is on horseback and

00:36:37.840 --> 00:36:40.300
her horse has ridden off. Oscar comes to rescue

00:36:40.300 --> 00:36:43.860
her and tackles her off her horse. Into the grass.

00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:47.019
At this point, I have decided that this movie

00:36:47.019 --> 00:36:51.920
is impossible to follow. Yeah, it's, um, not

00:36:51.920 --> 00:36:54.239
for people who haven't seen the show, I guess.

00:36:54.260 --> 00:36:56.260
I cannot imagine what it would be like if I had

00:36:56.260 --> 00:37:00.199
not seen the show. I would be so confused as

00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:02.500
to why this is happening. What has happened?

00:37:02.599 --> 00:37:05.519
I know they're cutting out on all the unlikable

00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:07.260
parts about Marie Antoinette. We don't want her

00:37:07.260 --> 00:37:09.280
to be a brat so that we can cheer for her death

00:37:09.280 --> 00:37:13.420
later on. That's the real tragedy is that we

00:37:13.420 --> 00:37:16.760
have to like her. Dude, even the manga, I gotta

00:37:16.760 --> 00:37:20.230
say. Like at the beginning, when Maria Teresa

00:37:20.230 --> 00:37:22.389
is like, I gotta send my daughter off to be the

00:37:22.389 --> 00:37:24.730
Queen of France. She's just like, dang, my daughter

00:37:24.730 --> 00:37:27.849
who knows nothing and is boring and is kind of

00:37:27.849 --> 00:37:30.409
an idiot. Her? You're gonna send her off? I don't

00:37:30.409 --> 00:37:32.630
know if this is a great move. It's very funny.

00:37:32.750 --> 00:37:36.010
She just like lays into her. It's so good. Not

00:37:36.010 --> 00:37:38.210
this movie though. This movie is very in on her

00:37:38.210 --> 00:37:41.210
side up until it just isn't. It's weird. Um,

00:37:41.349 --> 00:37:43.210
anyway, Andrei is called before the king and

00:37:43.210 --> 00:37:45.429
sent us to death for his poor horse handling

00:37:45.429 --> 00:37:48.690
skills. Oscar shows up and says, no. Andrei did

00:37:48.690 --> 00:37:52.010
nothing wrong. As his master, I'll take his punishment

00:37:52.010 --> 00:37:54.610
instead. And then Fursun shows up and says, I

00:37:54.610 --> 00:37:57.250
also vowed for Andrei. He did nothing wrong.

00:37:57.489 --> 00:37:59.809
And then Marie shows up and says, I vowed for

00:37:59.809 --> 00:38:02.230
Andrei. He did nothing wrong. And King Louis

00:38:02.230 --> 00:38:04.570
is like, fine, whatever. Andrei did nothing wrong.

00:38:04.690 --> 00:38:07.079
I'll just drop the whole thing. And then Oscar

00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:09.300
immediately drops on the floor from her sudden

00:38:09.300 --> 00:38:11.260
grievous wounds that she got when she jumped

00:38:11.260 --> 00:38:15.579
off that horse. But it's just a bruise. No branch

00:38:15.579 --> 00:38:19.500
impaling her. I gotta say, with no context, it

00:38:19.500 --> 00:38:22.940
does kind of seem like it's Andre's fault. I

00:38:22.940 --> 00:38:25.219
do kind of agree with the king being like, yeah,

00:38:25.340 --> 00:38:28.500
it seems like he sucks with his horse. Yeah,

00:38:28.500 --> 00:38:31.260
I guess that's true. It's not true, everyone.

00:38:31.789 --> 00:38:34.190
It's her. She wasn't listening to the writing

00:38:34.190 --> 00:38:36.530
instructions. My literal note here is why are

00:38:36.530 --> 00:38:38.449
they making King Louis look like a normal guy

00:38:38.449 --> 00:38:41.329
instead of a dickhead? Because he's there for

00:38:41.329 --> 00:38:43.469
five seconds. That's true. He is there for five

00:38:43.469 --> 00:38:47.010
seconds. We're speed running. We're speed running

00:38:47.010 --> 00:38:51.230
first in here also. Yes, we're speed running

00:38:51.230 --> 00:38:53.309
everything. We're speed running everything. It's

00:38:53.309 --> 00:38:56.219
true. Oscar gets her wounds dressed at home.

00:38:56.619 --> 00:38:59.039
Granny shoes Oscar, not Oscar, Andre and Furson

00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:01.039
out, and Furson's like, why do we gotta leave?

00:39:01.119 --> 00:39:03.940
And Granny tells him that Oscar's a lady, so

00:39:03.940 --> 00:39:06.579
he has to get out. She can't change in front

00:39:06.579 --> 00:39:09.980
of him, and Furson's like, what? Oscar's a woman?

00:39:10.099 --> 00:39:13.039
I had no idea. She sure seemed like a true man

00:39:13.039 --> 00:39:17.579
to me. This scene has no juice, because why would

00:39:17.579 --> 00:39:21.739
he know he's met Oscar like two times? Yeah,

00:39:21.739 --> 00:39:24.760
because that's supposed to be a big. It has no

00:39:24.760 --> 00:39:28.800
impact. I don't like that. It's got no meaning.

00:39:29.679 --> 00:39:34.619
It's sauceless. This is a dry ass scene. OK.

00:39:36.219 --> 00:39:39.940
Yeah. Oh, God. OK. We just there's so much to

00:39:39.940 --> 00:39:43.920
talk about. There's so much to talk about. Later,

00:39:44.659 --> 00:39:47.039
Andre thinks about how Oscar stuck up for him,

00:39:47.039 --> 00:39:49.559
and he's like, I hope this doesn't develop into

00:39:49.559 --> 00:39:53.780
feelings that cause me despair. Uh, the narrator

00:39:53.780 --> 00:39:56.599
then tells us that in 1774, King Louis died,

00:39:56.699 --> 00:39:58.860
and Marie and Louis XVI ascend to the throne.

00:39:59.000 --> 00:40:00.820
We get a scene of the nobles congratulating them

00:40:00.820 --> 00:40:02.739
while they're scared and sad that their dad died.

00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:04.679
This is the point where I realize we are not

00:40:04.679 --> 00:40:06.920
getting Madame Dewberry, and I put no Dewberry

00:40:06.920 --> 00:40:11.780
in huge capital letters. Tragic. Oh my God, you

00:40:11.780 --> 00:40:15.900
put juice again. This scene also means nothing

00:40:15.900 --> 00:40:17.559
to me, because it's like there's no... Why are

00:40:17.559 --> 00:40:20.469
they sad? Why are they afraid? It's weird. No

00:40:20.469 --> 00:40:22.409
impact on the scene. Remember the TV show when

00:40:22.409 --> 00:40:26.250
this was like a cool moment where like every

00:40:26.250 --> 00:40:28.389
like they're scared and like sad about their

00:40:28.389 --> 00:40:30.809
granddad dying and everyone else is like congratulating

00:40:30.809 --> 00:40:34.869
them and Ghirardel is just like, dang, man. Also,

00:40:34.949 --> 00:40:37.849
I forgot to say this. His name is Ghirardel like

00:40:37.849 --> 00:40:40.369
J instead of Ghirardel like G. I'm going to keep

00:40:40.369 --> 00:40:42.289
saying Ghirardel because I hate that and I don't

00:40:42.289 --> 00:40:46.050
want to take a loss. But definitely, definitely

00:40:46.050 --> 00:40:49.489
supposed to be a J. But yeah, he's like. Yeah,

00:40:49.829 --> 00:40:51.409
nobles don't care about people. They just care

00:40:51.409 --> 00:40:54.570
about power pretty messed up, huh? That scene

00:40:54.570 --> 00:40:56.230
made sense in the TV show in here. It's just

00:40:56.230 --> 00:41:00.929
like a thing that happens Yeah We get a new song

00:41:00.929 --> 00:41:03.090
about them becoming the new king and queen and

00:41:03.090 --> 00:41:05.409
I don't like this song in English I think it's

00:41:05.409 --> 00:41:07.429
pretty bad and in Japanese. I think it's whatever

00:41:07.429 --> 00:41:10.769
I don't recall it at all and it's very nothing

00:41:10.769 --> 00:41:13.960
they're like We see him like do a little ascend

00:41:13.960 --> 00:41:15.760
to the throne thing, he gets a little hat and

00:41:15.760 --> 00:41:17.739
a little scepter, and then we cut to like people

00:41:17.739 --> 00:41:21.110
dance around a bonfire. It's forgettable. We

00:41:21.110 --> 00:41:23.429
get a scene where Marie tries to give Oscar a

00:41:23.429 --> 00:41:25.909
raise, but Oscar informs her that France's finances

00:41:25.909 --> 00:41:28.289
are bad, so, I don't know, don't do that, and

00:41:28.289 --> 00:41:30.469
Marie's like, um, well, that's the first I'm

00:41:30.469 --> 00:41:32.590
hearing of it. Well, anyway, can I give you something

00:41:32.590 --> 00:41:35.550
else, Oscar? And Oscar says that she wishes that

00:41:35.550 --> 00:41:37.690
Marie will become a wonderful queen, and Marie

00:41:37.690 --> 00:41:40.429
is like, oh, that's very sweet of you. And then

00:41:40.429 --> 00:41:42.130
she's like, hey, you, me first, and then Andre

00:41:42.130 --> 00:41:44.050
should totally have tea sometime, because we're

00:41:44.050 --> 00:41:48.030
just... Andre's in the crew. Yeah. I don't Oscar

00:41:48.030 --> 00:41:50.550
out of nowhere just brings up France's bad financial

00:41:50.550 --> 00:41:53.210
situation. It's very weird. I just what am I

00:41:53.210 --> 00:41:55.929
supposed to say? There's a lot of like abrupt

00:41:55.929 --> 00:42:00.650
no make no sense for people with no context.

00:42:00.869 --> 00:42:04.829
It's true. Outside, we're introduced to Girardel

00:42:04.829 --> 00:42:08.389
as a character. He was the alternative candidate

00:42:08.389 --> 00:42:10.269
to being captain of the Royal Guard. But Oscar

00:42:10.269 --> 00:42:12.710
got it. And also, he's kind of a brat in the

00:42:12.710 --> 00:42:16.559
English dub. He's totally a brat. His hair isn't

00:42:16.559 --> 00:42:19.619
as pretty as it is in the show. He's not as luxurious.

00:42:20.340 --> 00:42:23.519
It's sad later that night Andre is like I get

00:42:23.519 --> 00:42:25.980
to come to tea time, too That's crazy. I'm a

00:42:25.980 --> 00:42:27.900
commoner and Oscar says that Marie just does

00:42:27.900 --> 00:42:30.340
things without thinking what the political implications

00:42:30.340 --> 00:42:34.460
That could be a problem and Oscar is like nah,

00:42:34.719 --> 00:42:37.860
nothing will happen. Whatever Oscar says that

00:42:37.860 --> 00:42:40.300
she has to she has to do something tomorrow.

00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:42.659
It's tomorrow and Oscar comes out wearing all

00:42:42.659 --> 00:42:45.199
white everything All of a sudden, Ferson rolls

00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:47.460
up on her and tells her that he's come to say

00:42:47.460 --> 00:42:50.940
goodbye. Um, it turns out him being around Marie

00:42:50.940 --> 00:42:53.800
is beginning to start to start some rumors, so

00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:56.960
I guess I should skip town. Which is interesting,

00:42:57.139 --> 00:42:58.880
because I haven't heard of any rumors, Ferson.

00:42:59.639 --> 00:43:02.119
But I guess that's happening. Ferson sings this

00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:06.750
little song about how much he loves Marie. I

00:43:06.750 --> 00:43:09.150
like it when Furson sings. They're pretty good

00:43:09.150 --> 00:43:11.989
singers. Yeah, Furson's good at singing. Oscar

00:43:11.989 --> 00:43:14.610
is like, cool, man. I was literally just about

00:43:14.610 --> 00:43:16.530
to go tell you that you should leave France.

00:43:17.369 --> 00:43:19.389
You aren't subtle at all. Everybody knows that

00:43:19.389 --> 00:43:22.349
you guys are hooking up or whatever. Then Furson

00:43:22.349 --> 00:43:24.269
says that he is surprised to learn that Oscar

00:43:24.269 --> 00:43:26.730
was a woman. Regardless of gender, he thinks

00:43:26.730 --> 00:43:28.570
of her as a trusted friend, and then they shake

00:43:28.570 --> 00:43:31.090
hands and part ways. Sure hope this doesn't become

00:43:31.090 --> 00:43:33.429
something bigger all of the sudden. Later, Marie

00:43:33.429 --> 00:43:35.329
learns that Furson has left France and she's

00:43:35.329 --> 00:43:38.320
sad. We get another montage of Marie forgetting

00:43:38.320 --> 00:43:40.420
her sorrows by buying stuff and going to the

00:43:40.420 --> 00:43:43.239
opera and gambling. I like montages of Marie

00:43:43.239 --> 00:43:45.480
Antoinette doing stuff. Yeah, I was gonna say,

00:43:45.559 --> 00:43:49.659
yeah, no polniac, um... Yep. Uh, acknowledgement.

00:43:50.039 --> 00:43:51.980
Nope. She's there, we just don't say anything.

00:43:52.219 --> 00:43:55.440
Later, Oscar is like, Marie, you can't keep spending

00:43:55.440 --> 00:43:57.179
money and promoting all your friends and stuff.

00:43:57.239 --> 00:43:59.579
It's expensive and it's a bad look. And Marie

00:43:59.579 --> 00:44:03.739
responds by saying, Come on! Come on! It's cool!

00:44:03.900 --> 00:44:08.730
Whatever, dude! We cut to a montage where the

00:44:08.730 --> 00:44:10.929
narrator tells us that the people of France are

00:44:10.929 --> 00:44:12.590
starving in the streets while Marie is hanging

00:44:12.590 --> 00:44:15.949
out spending money. It's 1778, and Fursten's

00:44:15.949 --> 00:44:18.170
back to visit Oscar. He tells her that he's here

00:44:18.170 --> 00:44:20.889
to find a wife, and Oscar's like, I'm still single.

00:44:21.230 --> 00:44:23.929
Just kidding, she says nothing. But out of nowhere,

00:44:24.170 --> 00:44:27.750
it's all like, oh, feelings. Yeah, but we're

00:44:27.750 --> 00:44:30.750
feeling some kind of way about it, I guess. Later

00:44:30.750 --> 00:44:32.650
that night, Oscar thinks about how she's caught

00:44:32.650 --> 00:44:35.340
f - feelings for Furson somehow in between all

00:44:35.340 --> 00:44:40.039
the montages. At court, Furson tells Marie that

00:44:40.039 --> 00:44:42.260
he's got to find a wife, and she is not here

00:44:42.260 --> 00:44:44.980
for it. Later, she wanders around in the woods,

00:44:45.300 --> 00:44:47.599
where she runs into Furson, who is also sad,

00:44:47.920 --> 00:44:50.519
wandering around in the woods. He can't marry

00:44:50.519 --> 00:44:52.280
Marie, but like, I guess that's for the best.

00:44:52.360 --> 00:44:54.059
And then they run into each other's arms and

00:44:54.059 --> 00:44:56.059
decide that they actually cannot be apart anymore.

00:44:56.119 --> 00:44:57.920
And then they sing a song about being in love.

00:44:58.280 --> 00:45:00.559
In a weird twist, I like the English version

00:45:00.559 --> 00:45:07.420
of the song better. Oh, man. This is OK. This

00:45:07.420 --> 00:45:12.039
is a very strange recap. This is not doing it

00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:14.059
for you. This is like so different than our normal

00:45:14.059 --> 00:45:17.460
format, because it's just like nothing to talk

00:45:17.460 --> 00:45:20.340
about. I can't. Yeah, I can't show us anything.

00:45:20.579 --> 00:45:22.880
Normally I do like an in -depth like here's a

00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:24.380
different scene to go through. But if I did that

00:45:24.380 --> 00:45:27.130
with this movie, I would be here. forever because

00:45:27.130 --> 00:45:29.650
there's a million scenes in this movie because

00:45:29.650 --> 00:45:32.829
each scene lasts two seconds and we skipped five

00:45:32.829 --> 00:45:37.969
years in between all of that. Later, Oscar walks

00:45:37.969 --> 00:45:39.730
around and hears rumors about Marie in first

00:45:39.730 --> 00:45:43.090
and hooking up. Notably, Oscar is wearing red

00:45:43.090 --> 00:45:44.969
now and her red uniform looks pretty good in

00:45:44.969 --> 00:45:47.329
this version, actually. I'm into it. They changed

00:45:47.329 --> 00:45:52.010
some of the uniforms a bit. This is an improvement.

00:45:53.510 --> 00:45:55.909
Oscar goes to tell Maria to break up with person.

00:45:56.349 --> 00:45:58.829
She says it's undermining your position as queen.

00:45:59.190 --> 00:46:01.230
Also, stop spending money when people are starving

00:46:01.230 --> 00:46:04.170
to death. It's a bad look. And I noted that in

00:46:04.170 --> 00:46:07.269
this scene, we get a top down camera shot and

00:46:07.269 --> 00:46:10.449
the carpet is enormous and cool. Good carpet

00:46:10.449 --> 00:46:14.150
in this room. Okay. I did not make note of that.

00:46:14.190 --> 00:46:16.949
But you know what I did at some point, it might

00:46:16.949 --> 00:46:21.250
be later on, but there's like a portrait and

00:46:21.309 --> 00:46:24.590
the Chargé mansion that has like a turkey as

00:46:24.590 --> 00:46:27.289
like the main centerpiece. It's a bunch of birds

00:46:27.289 --> 00:46:29.630
hanging out with it. Oh, I did not notice that.

00:46:29.650 --> 00:46:33.050
It's so funny. The background scenery is pretty

00:46:33.050 --> 00:46:35.650
good, especially like in Versailles. Yeah, I

00:46:35.650 --> 00:46:38.289
mean, like Versailles looks much more impressive

00:46:38.289 --> 00:46:41.590
here than it was depicted in the show, like the

00:46:41.590 --> 00:46:44.349
scale of it. And yeah. Like, it's a very good

00:46:44.349 --> 00:46:47.929
-looking animated series. You know, it does have

00:46:47.929 --> 00:46:50.570
the 3D thing happening with the horses. Yeah,

00:46:50.570 --> 00:46:51.889
it does look weird. I do not like the 3D. No,

00:46:51.889 --> 00:46:55.429
I could just put horses 2D. Nobody can draw a

00:46:55.429 --> 00:46:58.150
horse anymore. You gotta render it and blend

00:46:58.150 --> 00:47:02.710
it or whatever now. Ugh. Anyway, back in the

00:47:02.710 --> 00:47:05.070
scene, Marie is like, thank you, Oscar. I get

00:47:05.070 --> 00:47:07.309
why you'd say I should stop spending money while

00:47:07.309 --> 00:47:09.210
people are starving and also I should break up

00:47:09.210 --> 00:47:11.849
with Fersen, but I was hoping that, you know,

00:47:12.010 --> 00:47:15.070
as a woman, you'd understand why I'm like this.

00:47:16.190 --> 00:47:19.130
But you just don't get it, do you, Oscar? Oscar,

00:47:19.289 --> 00:47:21.989
I was basically a political hostage forced to

00:47:21.989 --> 00:47:24.670
become the Queen of France. I'm a victim too.

00:47:24.889 --> 00:47:27.389
So why can't I be in love with Fersen? It's only

00:47:27.389 --> 00:47:29.849
fair. It's the only thing I have left in my youth

00:47:29.849 --> 00:47:33.539
for myself. I kind of feel like they actually

00:47:33.539 --> 00:47:36.980
like did if they did one thing better and this

00:47:36.980 --> 00:47:39.739
might be like more as we get further in the recap

00:47:39.739 --> 00:47:43.860
better example of this but I think better than

00:47:43.860 --> 00:47:47.360
in the show we watch in the movie I think they

00:47:47.360 --> 00:47:50.800
do a good job of like comparing like obviously

00:47:50.800 --> 00:47:53.139
they have very different situations but similar

00:47:53.139 --> 00:47:57.739
how they were like directed to be a certain way

00:47:59.179 --> 00:48:03.159
and then like are desiring things that are in

00:48:03.159 --> 00:48:06.500
conflict with that predetermined path for themselves.

00:48:06.880 --> 00:48:09.780
Yeah. No, I. That they should be able to more

00:48:09.780 --> 00:48:12.239
like relate to each other, I guess, than we see

00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:15.119
in the show. Yeah. The parallel. Super elaborated

00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:17.179
here. Yeah. Like they mirror each other really

00:48:17.179 --> 00:48:20.800
nicely in this in that way. And I think that

00:48:20.800 --> 00:48:22.360
makes sense to being like, these are the two

00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:24.539
roses of Versailles. And this is why it's both

00:48:24.539 --> 00:48:26.219
of them. This is the thing they have in common.

00:48:27.159 --> 00:48:29.639
This is kind of an insane, it's not an insane

00:48:29.639 --> 00:48:33.400
thing for Maria to say about herself. It's insane

00:48:33.400 --> 00:48:36.219
how little pushback this gets from anything else

00:48:36.219 --> 00:48:39.199
to be like, Maria is being framed as a victim

00:48:39.199 --> 00:48:41.320
and we're not really like doing any, there's

00:48:41.320 --> 00:48:45.139
no context added to that to like talk about how

00:48:45.139 --> 00:48:47.260
maybe she's the most privileged woman in the

00:48:47.260 --> 00:48:51.559
world right now. Yeah. And I feel like a big,

00:48:51.800 --> 00:48:52.860
well, I guess we'll talk about that later. But

00:48:52.860 --> 00:48:54.440
a big part of that is that we don't have the

00:48:54.440 --> 00:48:56.519
Rosalie parallel at all. And I think that hurts

00:48:56.519 --> 00:49:00.860
it. Tragic. Oscar leaves thinking to herself

00:49:00.860 --> 00:49:03.980
that she had no idea. Marie Antoinette, the richest,

00:49:04.019 --> 00:49:06.039
most privileged woman in the world, was suffering

00:49:06.039 --> 00:49:08.559
so much. In the background, she starts singing

00:49:08.559 --> 00:49:14.000
a song about how she's a bad friend. OK, is this

00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:17.460
where she like cries? They make Oscar cry too

00:49:17.460 --> 00:49:20.590
much. She cries so much. Why does she cry so

00:49:20.590 --> 00:49:23.150
much, Beth? Everyone's crying so much. Everyone.

00:49:23.449 --> 00:49:26.550
Andre versus everyone sobbing constantly. Everyone's

00:49:26.550 --> 00:49:32.809
sad. It's too much. Oscar, I'm not being very

00:49:32.809 --> 00:49:33.909
womanly supporting women right now. Where's our

00:49:33.909 --> 00:49:40.750
character's strength? No. In a carriage, Oscar

00:49:40.750 --> 00:49:43.269
tells Andre that this whole time she was protecting

00:49:43.269 --> 00:49:46.150
Marie's body but wasn't protecting her heart.

00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:50.099
She goes to see Furson and Furson tells her that

00:49:50.099 --> 00:49:52.840
he's decided to never marry He wants to hang

00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:55.559
around Marie as much as possible and Furson is

00:49:55.559 --> 00:49:57.800
driven to tears thinking about the agony of being

00:49:57.800 --> 00:50:00.760
close to Marie Yet being so far and Oscar is

00:50:00.760 --> 00:50:03.440
like dear lord. How could such a tragedy happen?

00:50:04.000 --> 00:50:08.960
Is this what love truly feels like? Why is Oscar

00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:13.340
here? I ask myself why did she go see Furson?

00:50:15.179 --> 00:50:18.619
I don't know, maybe he summoned her and we just

00:50:18.619 --> 00:50:21.960
don't get that context. It's very interesting,

00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:24.599
but okay, Fursun does his big cry now. I can

00:50:24.599 --> 00:50:27.139
see a world where it's like no one likes Fursun

00:50:27.139 --> 00:50:29.579
because he's distracting the Queen and so Oscar,

00:50:29.579 --> 00:50:31.860
he just like calls on her to have someone to

00:50:31.860 --> 00:50:34.800
talk to while being super insensitive to her

00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:37.280
feelings. Not only is she his most trusted friend,

00:50:37.780 --> 00:50:41.639
she is his only friend. Yeah, so I can't see

00:50:41.639 --> 00:50:44.719
him and Marie talking deeply about any of their

00:50:44.719 --> 00:50:47.260
concerns. They just stare at each other. They

00:50:47.260 --> 00:50:51.179
just stare in silence. Speaking of things that

00:50:51.179 --> 00:50:53.219
just kind of happened, we cut to Oscar showing

00:50:53.219 --> 00:50:56.340
up to a ball all dolled up in a dress because

00:50:56.340 --> 00:50:59.320
she's a woman now. She dances with Fersen. They

00:50:59.320 --> 00:51:02.480
dance while another song plays about being in

00:51:02.480 --> 00:51:05.179
love and choosing your own way. During this montage,

00:51:05.239 --> 00:51:10.849
we see Oscar flee like it's Cinderella. Um me

00:51:10.849 --> 00:51:14.170
all caps nightmare movie. What if there was no

00:51:14.170 --> 00:51:20.289
context to anything ever? Uh -huh. This is just

00:51:20.289 --> 00:51:24.289
like a promo for their animation ability is the

00:51:24.289 --> 00:51:29.289
song so like Okay, here's the thing. I don't

00:51:29.289 --> 00:51:32.170
like about musicals when they do I don't like

00:51:32.170 --> 00:51:35.250
it when you give important plot beats in a song

00:51:35.250 --> 00:51:37.820
I think a song should be used to like Enhance

00:51:37.820 --> 00:51:40.059
something or like describe a situation or like

00:51:40.059 --> 00:51:42.219
the feeling of a thing or like your emotions

00:51:42.219 --> 00:51:45.059
or like to capture the essence of a place I don't

00:51:45.059 --> 00:51:47.460
like it when big plot points are being revealed

00:51:47.460 --> 00:51:50.119
in the song and that's like the purpose to deliver

00:51:50.119 --> 00:51:52.699
Exposition this song is kind of like this because

00:51:52.699 --> 00:51:54.400
it's like we're trying to explain that Oscar

00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:57.079
has a crush on first and all of the sudden But

00:51:57.079 --> 00:51:59.920
like there's just no other way to figure that

00:51:59.920 --> 00:52:03.059
out from this especially if you don't pay attention

00:52:03.059 --> 00:52:05.369
to the songs like me Especially because like

00:52:05.369 --> 00:52:07.909
the last thing he said is how he wants to be

00:52:07.909 --> 00:52:10.329
with Marie forever and then Oscar does this and

00:52:10.329 --> 00:52:14.010
it's weird juxtaposition to be like If a guy

00:52:14.010 --> 00:52:16.389
declared his love for your friend, and then you

00:52:16.389 --> 00:52:19.630
immediately go after him. That's weird Yeah,

00:52:19.730 --> 00:52:23.429
what are we doing again with the not? Supporting

00:52:23.429 --> 00:52:26.150
each other thing. Yeah, we get the rest of the

00:52:26.150 --> 00:52:28.369
song and it's pretty good Everyone sings about

00:52:28.369 --> 00:52:30.090
how they try to live their life according to

00:52:30.090 --> 00:52:31.909
their heart It turns into a big, like, cast ensemble.

00:52:31.929 --> 00:52:33.769
Oh, is this where they're all holding a rose

00:52:33.769 --> 00:52:35.710
and... Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like, it starts off

00:52:35.710 --> 00:52:38.030
with the ball, and then it ends in the cast ensemble.

00:52:38.190 --> 00:52:42.230
That's fun. Love an ensemble song. We cut to

00:52:42.230 --> 00:52:44.250
the narrator explaining that the American Revolution

00:52:44.250 --> 00:52:47.150
is happening. It's the most dramatic, like...

00:52:47.150 --> 00:52:50.110
It's like, ah! Here we go. The American Revolution.

00:52:50.329 --> 00:52:53.369
It's expensive. Also, there's a big famine happening

00:52:53.369 --> 00:52:57.750
in France. The narrier existing just to deliver

00:52:57.750 --> 00:53:01.130
bad news is very funny to me Where it's just

00:53:01.130 --> 00:53:03.650
like elsewhere in the world everything is going

00:53:03.650 --> 00:53:05.909
to shit and then it's gonna do this like three

00:53:05.909 --> 00:53:09.309
more times Well, yeah, it's like the only thing

00:53:09.309 --> 00:53:12.530
giving us any direction. I guess It's the only

00:53:12.530 --> 00:53:15.429
way you know this is about the French Revolution

00:53:15.429 --> 00:53:20.599
Seven years pass We jump ahead seven years and

00:53:20.599 --> 00:53:22.900
everything has gotten real bad in Paris small

00:53:22.900 --> 00:53:25.239
children are being shoved in the street It's

00:53:25.239 --> 00:53:28.480
that bad Andre is like damn. I sure am glad granny

00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:31.099
adopted me Otherwise, I'd be like these sad people

00:53:31.099 --> 00:53:33.719
on the street and Oscar is like yes things are

00:53:33.719 --> 00:53:35.900
pretty bad And this is where I learned that Andre

00:53:35.900 --> 00:53:42.780
was adopted I That was never mentioned in the

00:53:42.780 --> 00:53:45.199
show, so I don't know if they just made that

00:53:45.199 --> 00:53:48.000
up or not. Is that true? They haven't mentioned

00:53:48.000 --> 00:53:50.000
it in the manga yet, but I'm only three chapters

00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:54.539
in. Yes. Well, I feel like Andre is a character

00:53:54.539 --> 00:53:57.360
they wouldn't have given enough context about,

00:53:57.699 --> 00:54:02.539
but that's true. I will say. Yeah, that's wild.

00:54:03.000 --> 00:54:06.739
In the manga, Andre just shows up on random panels.

00:54:06.880 --> 00:54:08.360
Someone just calls him and he shows up. There's

00:54:08.360 --> 00:54:10.619
no grand entrance to Andre like there is for

00:54:10.619 --> 00:54:12.619
firsts or anybody else. It definitely seems like

00:54:12.619 --> 00:54:14.360
he's a background character until he's not. Just

00:54:14.360 --> 00:54:18.960
a little afterthought, yeah. Suddenly Oscar and

00:54:18.960 --> 00:54:21.239
Andre's carriage comes to a stop. They walk up

00:54:21.239 --> 00:54:23.539
on a scene where a noble man is accusing a child

00:54:23.539 --> 00:54:26.380
of trying to pickpocket him. A woman with a lot

00:54:26.380 --> 00:54:28.559
more character detail than anybody else in the

00:54:28.559 --> 00:54:30.960
scene tries to de -escalate the situation, but

00:54:30.960 --> 00:54:33.679
the noble is indignant and says he's going to

00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:38.019
execute this child in the street. This is a character

00:54:38.019 --> 00:54:40.880
that I love named Rosalie. She doesn't get a

00:54:40.880 --> 00:54:42.699
name in this movie and she also doesn't make

00:54:42.699 --> 00:54:47.159
any other appearances. Rip Rosalie. Oh, Rosalie,

00:54:47.239 --> 00:54:50.639
your hair's so fluffy in this. I know. Your character

00:54:50.639 --> 00:54:52.760
design was made for this style, and you don't

00:54:52.760 --> 00:54:55.699
get to be in this movie. Ripped to you. Devastating.

00:54:57.079 --> 00:55:00.159
Yeah. Neither nurse sister doesn't exist either.

00:55:00.500 --> 00:55:02.519
Yeah, Jean doesn't. Even more tragic. They introduce

00:55:02.519 --> 00:55:05.679
Jean and Rosalie in chapter two of the manga.

00:55:06.219 --> 00:55:08.340
Like, they just hit the ground running on that.

00:55:08.340 --> 00:55:09.900
That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it's like

00:55:09.900 --> 00:55:12.949
real quick, and like, it's real upfront. Anyway,

00:55:13.750 --> 00:55:16.289
Oscar comes onto the scene is like, hey, maybe

00:55:16.289 --> 00:55:18.949
don't do this, my lord. Suddenly, someone in

00:55:18.949 --> 00:55:21.369
the crowd throws a rock at the noble. It starts

00:55:21.369 --> 00:55:23.289
seeming like these commoners aren't cool with

00:55:23.289 --> 00:55:25.550
him just executing a child in the middle of the

00:55:25.550 --> 00:55:28.030
street. Guys start showing up to beat the noble

00:55:28.030 --> 00:55:31.150
man up. But Oscar gets between them, the crowd

00:55:31.150 --> 00:55:35.039
and the noble. And at this point, I don't like

00:55:35.039 --> 00:55:37.639
Oscar at all. I want I want the crowd to beat

00:55:37.639 --> 00:55:40.639
this guy that didn't beat Duke Gwamide's ass.

00:55:40.760 --> 00:55:42.679
That's who this is. We don't know who that is,

00:55:42.840 --> 00:55:45.019
but that's who this is. And Oscar defends him.

00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:47.079
Oscar defends this guy. He's going to shoot a

00:55:47.079 --> 00:55:49.619
child point blank in the street. And she comes

00:55:49.619 --> 00:55:54.380
to the noble man's rescue. This sucks. Yeah,

00:55:54.780 --> 00:55:58.000
Oscar. Well, they ask you doesn't have any of

00:55:58.000 --> 00:56:01.110
the like background to. her convictions and stuff.

00:56:01.190 --> 00:56:03.630
So she's just more of like, like how they talk

00:56:03.630 --> 00:56:06.110
about her as like a decorative doll in the show.

00:56:06.230 --> 00:56:08.610
That's what she actually is here in the movie.

00:56:08.650 --> 00:56:12.250
Yeah, doesn't have awful drive. Doesn't have

00:56:12.250 --> 00:56:15.730
drive. This is why she has hall monitor energy.

00:56:16.389 --> 00:56:18.889
Terrible. Oscar and Andre start to get into a

00:56:18.889 --> 00:56:21.349
fight while the noble man rides away. Oscar is

00:56:21.349 --> 00:56:23.329
about to get whacked in the head, but Andre takes

00:56:23.329 --> 00:56:25.949
the blow instead. He's gonna do this several

00:56:25.949 --> 00:56:28.710
times, and it's funny every single time. He is

00:56:28.710 --> 00:56:31.309
struck in the eye and starts bleeding. Suddenly,

00:56:31.590 --> 00:56:33.789
a man shows up and tells everybody to stop fighting.

00:56:34.070 --> 00:56:36.070
It's Bernard, and he tells the crowd if they

00:56:36.070 --> 00:56:38.750
beat up Oscar and Andre, two grown adults, they're

00:56:38.750 --> 00:56:40.889
just as bad as that noble man who's gonna shoot

00:56:40.889 --> 00:56:46.039
a child in the middle of the street. Which, okay,

00:56:46.119 --> 00:56:51.340
Bernard. Okay, this is crazy. The morality of

00:56:51.340 --> 00:56:56.320
this movie is so goofy. It's so cartoony. Then

00:56:56.320 --> 00:56:57.840
Bernard gives a speech about how they should

00:56:57.840 --> 00:57:00.519
all be cool guys and the crowd disperses. Bernard

00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:04.940
gives Oscar his card and then leaves. No Black

00:57:04.940 --> 00:57:07.360
Knight. No Black Knight. Bernard doesn't get

00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:10.360
to be cool. This is one of two fights Oscar gets

00:57:10.360 --> 00:57:12.800
in and is against a bunch of random commoners.

00:57:13.260 --> 00:57:15.039
This is also how we do we're going to do the

00:57:15.039 --> 00:57:18.260
eye thing with Andre and just like a random moment

00:57:18.260 --> 00:57:22.260
of being on the side of authority. No nothing.

00:57:23.059 --> 00:57:25.739
That's this movie. Just no nothing. This is why

00:57:25.739 --> 00:57:29.579
I'm saying it has like no it has no impact. It's

00:57:29.579 --> 00:57:31.239
got nothing. You know what I mean? It's like

00:57:31.239 --> 00:57:34.079
it's stuff happening on screen. See ya! people

00:57:34.079 --> 00:57:36.579
are gonna think this is what shoujo is no depth

00:57:36.579 --> 00:57:40.340
i can't believe bernard is like pretty sparkly

00:57:40.340 --> 00:57:42.440
eyeballs if you beat up these two people you're

00:57:42.440 --> 00:57:44.599
just as bad as that nobleman who's gonna shoot

00:57:44.599 --> 00:57:46.820
a child i'm like bernard these are not the same

00:57:46.820 --> 00:57:49.179
none first off they weren't gonna kill oscar

00:57:49.179 --> 00:57:51.880
and andre and second off oscar andre are adults

00:57:51.880 --> 00:57:56.590
what are you talking about crazy Just off its

00:57:56.590 --> 00:58:01.289
rocker on this. At home, we learn that Andre

00:58:01.289 --> 00:58:03.610
is going to lose sight in his eye. Oscar blames

00:58:03.610 --> 00:58:05.989
herself and regrets helping the noble. If only

00:58:05.989 --> 00:58:08.510
she'd known that people would be mad about executing

00:58:08.510 --> 00:58:10.929
a child. How could she learn such things about

00:58:10.929 --> 00:58:13.409
the world? She decides to do her homework and

00:58:13.409 --> 00:58:16.469
reads Rousseau's The Social Contract and learns

00:58:16.469 --> 00:58:19.090
about class consciousness. We cut to Oscar telling

00:58:19.090 --> 00:58:21.190
Marie that she's going to be transferred to the

00:58:21.190 --> 00:58:24.059
French Guard to be amongst the people. because

00:58:24.059 --> 00:58:26.559
she's here for the people, okay? She read one

00:58:26.559 --> 00:58:29.579
book and became a communist. Outside, Ghiradell

00:58:29.579 --> 00:58:32.800
is like, why do this, Oscar? And Oscar says that

00:58:32.800 --> 00:58:36.119
she needs to be amongst the people. Back in the

00:58:36.119 --> 00:58:39.039
Jargeres estate. I don't even want to talk about

00:58:39.039 --> 00:58:43.039
it. Just carry on. Back in the Jargeres estate,

00:58:43.360 --> 00:58:46.139
General Jargeres orders Andre to join the French

00:58:46.139 --> 00:58:49.639
Guard to keep an eye on Oscar. I'm gonna order

00:58:49.639 --> 00:58:51.440
you to do this, Andre. You're not gonna do this

00:58:51.440 --> 00:58:53.639
of your own volition. I'm sure this won't have

00:58:53.639 --> 00:58:58.239
any... any... subtext, consequences? Anyway,

00:58:58.860 --> 00:59:01.800
Andre's like, sure, boss. I'll do that. Oscar

00:59:01.800 --> 00:59:04.119
and Andre join the French Guard! She tells him

00:59:04.119 --> 00:59:05.739
that he doesn't need to follow her around, but

00:59:05.739 --> 00:59:07.699
he says that there's no place he'd rather be.

00:59:07.949 --> 00:59:10.949
They go to the grounds, but they don't find any

00:59:10.949 --> 00:59:13.090
French guardsmen. They're all at the barracks

00:59:13.090 --> 00:59:15.989
and refuse to take orders from some woman. Oscar

00:59:15.989 --> 00:59:18.610
shows up at the barracks, and Alain, one of the

00:59:18.610 --> 00:59:20.750
French guardsmen, declares that they won't take

00:59:20.750 --> 00:59:24.090
orders from a lady. Boys rule and girls drool,

00:59:24.150 --> 00:59:26.809
don't you know that, Oscar? And Oscar's like,

00:59:26.929 --> 00:59:30.050
okay, fine, one -on -one me, punk. I'll take

00:59:30.050 --> 00:59:32.670
you on. And Oscar says game, and they go out,

00:59:32.829 --> 00:59:35.030
or Alain says game, and they go out to duel.

00:59:35.630 --> 00:59:37.809
This is my note that all of the French guard

00:59:37.809 --> 00:59:40.250
looks like pretty boys. They're not rough -and

00:59:40.250 --> 00:59:45.789
-tumble at all Okay They look terrible. Oh my

00:59:45.789 --> 00:59:49.150
god, Joe what they freaking have like two characters

00:59:49.150 --> 00:59:51.309
that they give little names to they're like I

00:59:51.309 --> 00:59:52.750
don't know if they're supposed to be like comic

00:59:52.750 --> 00:59:55.190
relief because one of them has like a bland cartoon

00:59:55.190 --> 00:59:57.590
Yeah, that's supposed to make us like him for

00:59:57.590 --> 01:00:02.170
some reason Wow I can't get shot and I clapped

01:00:03.339 --> 01:00:08.679
I hate that little rat boy. Also, Alon, just

01:00:08.679 --> 01:00:11.280
being openly sexist sucks. He was not like that

01:00:11.280 --> 01:00:13.179
in the TV show. In the TV show, the rest of the

01:00:13.179 --> 01:00:15.199
guys were sexist and he was just like, I don't

01:00:15.199 --> 01:00:16.420
know, seems like they're not going to listen,

01:00:16.460 --> 01:00:19.199
huh? We don't even talk about it being because

01:00:19.199 --> 01:00:23.719
she's noble. Yeah, because class is gone. We're

01:00:23.719 --> 01:00:26.099
not going to address class anymore in this movie.

01:00:26.159 --> 01:00:28.980
It's over. Just in time for the French Revolution,

01:00:29.199 --> 01:00:31.659
where famously class does not matter. Anyway,

01:00:32.139 --> 01:00:34.340
in the background, they sing a song about being

01:00:34.340 --> 01:00:37.440
warriors, and this song is pretty alright. Oscar

01:00:37.440 --> 01:00:40.380
and Alain fight what I can only describe as a

01:00:40.380 --> 01:00:43.619
totally normal sword fight, and it sucks. Oh,

01:00:43.619 --> 01:00:44.800
because he doesn't have his cool sheep thing.

01:00:44.800 --> 01:00:47.019
He doesn't! The coolest thing ever in the TV

01:00:47.019 --> 01:00:49.659
show. It's a cool -ass fight in the TV show,

01:00:49.719 --> 01:00:52.480
and this is a boring -ass fight. in the movie

01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:55.159
whatever this movie isn't about sword fights

01:00:55.159 --> 01:00:58.000
it's fine but i was super disappointed please

01:00:58.000 --> 01:01:01.019
note my disappointment here um oscar wins and

01:01:01.019 --> 01:01:03.460
alana is a sore loser about it because he sucks

01:01:03.460 --> 01:01:06.199
as she declines to punish the men though because

01:01:06.199 --> 01:01:08.360
she doesn't want to punish the she doesn't want

01:01:08.360 --> 01:01:10.460
to punish her troops this is going to come up

01:01:10.460 --> 01:01:12.300
several times this is something i should have

01:01:12.300 --> 01:01:15.260
paid attention to and didn't Elsewhere, Marie's

01:01:15.260 --> 01:01:17.900
hanging out with her husband and three children,

01:01:18.219 --> 01:01:20.440
question mark? King Louis is like, ah, isn't

01:01:20.440 --> 01:01:22.579
it nice to hang out with me and our three children?

01:01:22.699 --> 01:01:24.519
And Marie says, yes, it's nice to hang out with

01:01:24.519 --> 01:01:27.019
you and our three children. Time sure does pass,

01:01:27.179 --> 01:01:30.820
huh? We never saw them all together ever. It's

01:01:30.820 --> 01:01:35.659
a show. No locks. Goes. No lock. Mm -hmm. Crafty.

01:01:36.019 --> 01:01:38.909
God. Yeah, he doesn't do any lockstep king louis

01:01:38.909 --> 01:01:41.670
seems like a cool guy here louis the 16th instead

01:01:41.670 --> 01:01:44.289
of a loser Like we all know he was even in real

01:01:44.289 --> 01:01:46.530
life. We know he was a loser. How dare they do

01:01:46.530 --> 01:01:49.519
this King Louie goes to read a letter that tells

01:01:49.519 --> 01:01:52.139
him that Marie's children actually belong to

01:01:52.139 --> 01:01:54.099
Furson. It's Furson's children. She's been cheating

01:01:54.099 --> 01:01:56.860
on him. She rushes to him and says, that isn't

01:01:56.860 --> 01:01:59.820
true. I would never bang Furson, even though

01:01:59.820 --> 01:02:02.900
I like really, really, really wanted to. And

01:02:02.900 --> 01:02:06.019
King Louie says, I know, babe, I trust you. No

01:02:06.019 --> 01:02:09.559
one has a hat. What? No one with a hat that cool

01:02:09.559 --> 01:02:11.380
could be a cheater because she's wearing a pretty

01:02:11.380 --> 01:02:13.599
good hat. Marie's got pretty good hats in this

01:02:13.599 --> 01:02:17.599
movie. Oh my god. It's just like when you get

01:02:17.599 --> 01:02:20.460
confused by your own notes. Yeah. Nobody with

01:02:20.460 --> 01:02:23.300
a hat that cool could be a cheater. Which is

01:02:23.300 --> 01:02:28.340
true. Who wrote this note? I don't know. What

01:02:28.340 --> 01:02:30.900
is this? What is this plot? Why is this happening?

01:02:31.039 --> 01:02:33.460
What is this? Why is this in the movie? Also,

01:02:33.500 --> 01:02:35.260
why did they make King Louis seem like he's a

01:02:35.260 --> 01:02:37.900
cool guy? He's like, I trust my wife. I'm a wife

01:02:37.900 --> 01:02:41.429
guy now. No, you're not. Shut up. Hate him. Why

01:02:41.429 --> 01:02:46.130
is he the character that gets the most? Normal

01:02:46.130 --> 01:02:48.630
at the end of this movie. I'm like King Louie

01:02:48.630 --> 01:02:50.369
was like the most normal guy there. How come

01:02:50.369 --> 01:02:53.019
he gets executed? The only character that gets

01:02:53.019 --> 01:02:55.579
more, like, development in the movie than the

01:02:55.579 --> 01:02:57.420
show. Anyway, the narrator tells us that the

01:02:57.420 --> 01:02:59.480
economy's in shambles. People are rioting and

01:02:59.480 --> 01:03:01.619
stuff. It's gotten pretty bad. Uh, we cut to

01:03:01.619 --> 01:03:03.780
Oscar coming home. Granny tells her that somebody

01:03:03.780 --> 01:03:06.159
has come to request to marry her, and Oscar's

01:03:06.159 --> 01:03:08.380
like, hell no. She goes to see who it is, and

01:03:08.380 --> 01:03:12.079
it's Jiradel. He greets her as his captain, which

01:03:12.079 --> 01:03:14.960
is super cursed. Why would he do that? Why would

01:03:14.960 --> 01:03:17.340
he be like, hey, captain, I've come to marry

01:03:17.340 --> 01:03:21.159
you? Awful. I hate this kid. Oscar is like, this

01:03:21.159 --> 01:03:24.099
sucks, but Ghirardel persists, and Oscar is in

01:03:24.099 --> 01:03:25.980
shock that this is happening, but she rejects

01:03:25.980 --> 01:03:28.440
him anyway. I hate, I hate Ghirardel in this

01:03:28.440 --> 01:03:31.420
version. I hate movie Ghirardel. He sucks. I

01:03:31.420 --> 01:03:33.619
hated this in the TV show. What are you talking

01:03:33.619 --> 01:03:36.630
about? You're like, oh. He's not so bad. I was

01:03:36.630 --> 01:03:39.269
like, I hate him. In the TV show. What happened

01:03:39.269 --> 01:03:41.570
then? But in the TV show, he was like obviously

01:03:41.570 --> 01:03:43.769
kind of scared of Oscar. So he's like trying

01:03:43.769 --> 01:03:45.989
to do this. But he but like he definitely is

01:03:45.989 --> 01:03:48.349
like, oh, dude, she totally hates me. Like I've

01:03:48.349 --> 01:03:50.309
ever had a friend who's like going to ask out.

01:03:50.489 --> 01:03:52.489
like a hotter chick and you're like there's no

01:03:52.489 --> 01:03:55.610
way this is such a bad idea and you can tell

01:03:55.610 --> 01:03:58.610
they know it's a bad idea that was what it was

01:03:58.610 --> 01:04:00.750
in the show this is like what if he just shows

01:04:00.750 --> 01:04:03.289
up and sucks and he's not even as cute he's not

01:04:03.289 --> 01:04:06.469
even as cute it's bad uh later oscar anxiously

01:04:06.469 --> 01:04:12.710
tunes her violin rip the piano she's like what

01:04:12.710 --> 01:04:14.730
am i supposed to do start acting like a woman

01:04:14.730 --> 01:04:17.289
now i've been acting like a man for so long i

01:04:17.289 --> 01:04:21.230
can't just switch i like acting like a guy We

01:04:21.230 --> 01:04:23.989
get another song that has a flashback to earlier

01:04:23.989 --> 01:04:25.789
in the movie leading up to flashbacks the thing

01:04:25.789 --> 01:04:29.889
that happened in the last scene Oscar in case

01:04:29.889 --> 01:04:32.750
you forgot forgot my favorite thing to do Oscar

01:04:32.750 --> 01:04:35.469
snaps one of the violin strings and thinks about

01:04:35.469 --> 01:04:38.829
what she should do Elsewhere Andre is going totally

01:04:38.829 --> 01:04:41.670
blind for some reason he thinks about how he

01:04:41.670 --> 01:04:44.199
has never once told Oscar that he's secretly

01:04:44.199 --> 01:04:46.039
in love with her and he's running out of time

01:04:46.039 --> 01:04:48.579
before he's blind. This sucks. He thinks about

01:04:48.579 --> 01:04:51.119
the book he read about a commoner and a noble

01:04:51.119 --> 01:04:53.420
woman falling in love. It didn't work out in

01:04:53.420 --> 01:04:55.699
the story. Love only gets fulfilled in death.

01:04:55.840 --> 01:04:57.000
It's going to be just like, it's going to be

01:04:57.000 --> 01:05:01.159
like my life. This book is like my life. Oh my

01:05:01.159 --> 01:05:07.980
god. This movie riles me up. What is happening?

01:05:08.840 --> 01:05:13.739
Why is it happening? I feel like I'm taking damage.

01:05:13.900 --> 01:05:17.179
I feel like I'm being assaulted from these scenes.

01:05:17.500 --> 01:05:21.639
These scenes hit me like a brick. Your face is

01:05:21.639 --> 01:05:26.159
so red. This is why my notes are like this because

01:05:26.159 --> 01:05:29.019
I had such manic energy as I got through the

01:05:29.019 --> 01:05:31.059
movie. They started off kind of normal and they

01:05:31.059 --> 01:05:33.320
just degraded to being like, well, shit, man,

01:05:33.400 --> 01:05:41.239
I guess I'm going blind. Oh, my God. OK, the...

01:05:41.070 --> 01:05:45.849
The Romeo and Juliet vibes are crazy. I don't

01:05:45.849 --> 01:05:47.250
remember what the name of the book he was talking

01:05:47.250 --> 01:05:50.090
about, but it's very funny to be like, my situation

01:05:50.090 --> 01:05:55.289
is just like this book. Anyway, he goes to give

01:05:55.289 --> 01:05:57.449
Oscar some light and he sees that she's reading

01:05:57.449 --> 01:06:00.849
that book he just mentioned and is crying. It's

01:06:00.849 --> 01:06:10.039
a sign. OK. Oh, my God. OK. Oh, my God. Joe.

01:06:10.420 --> 01:06:12.860
Okay, no, sorry. Keep going. You're right. She

01:06:12.860 --> 01:06:15.739
says that she wasn't fond of the book last time

01:06:15.739 --> 01:06:18.480
she read it. But now she's really into it. I

01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:21.480
wonder if it's a sign. I have a note here that

01:06:21.480 --> 01:06:24.079
Oscar is wearing a disco ass looking outfit.

01:06:24.539 --> 01:06:27.960
It's good. I like this. She's got a bell bottom.

01:06:28.119 --> 01:06:31.300
She's got sat. She's got big puffy sleeves. Oscar

01:06:31.300 --> 01:06:34.280
is ready to go out. Bring back disco. Oscar is

01:06:34.280 --> 01:06:38.820
ready to hit the club. It's so good. Oscar and

01:06:38.820 --> 01:06:41.179
Andre take their drinks, because I guess Andre's

01:06:41.179 --> 01:06:43.920
also drinking. While Oscar reminisces about the

01:06:43.920 --> 01:06:46.559
good old days when Andre was first adopted and

01:06:46.559 --> 01:06:48.659
they hung out as kids, she's like, you've been

01:06:48.659 --> 01:06:51.039
there for me ever since the beginning, huh? Well,

01:06:51.260 --> 01:06:53.579
cheers to you, Andre, and she goes to drink from

01:06:53.579 --> 01:06:56.219
her glass, but Andre looks at her intensely.

01:06:56.659 --> 01:07:00.039
She starts to drink, but he says no. He shoves

01:07:00.039 --> 01:07:02.039
the glass from her hand and they both tumble

01:07:02.039 --> 01:07:03.780
down into a position where he's pinning her to

01:07:03.780 --> 01:07:06.639
the ground She looks up at him like what the

01:07:06.639 --> 01:07:09.139
heck man, but he just apologizes and cleans up

01:07:09.139 --> 01:07:12.619
the glass Okay, I don't think you interpreted

01:07:12.619 --> 01:07:18.900
this scene the same way I did I Think he was

01:07:18.900 --> 01:07:27.099
trying to poison the both of them It seems like

01:07:27.099 --> 01:07:29.840
that's what's happening But that doesn't make

01:07:29.840 --> 01:07:32.920
any sense the thing is like this is like It seems

01:07:32.920 --> 01:07:34.380
like he's preventing her from drinking it like

01:07:34.380 --> 01:07:36.019
cuz it's gonna kill her right like that's what

01:07:36.019 --> 01:07:38.280
on screen looks like what's happening But like

01:07:38.280 --> 01:07:43.440
did we see him put poison in there? But he's

01:07:43.440 --> 01:07:47.880
all dramatically like um, you know reading the

01:07:47.880 --> 01:07:52.400
book and shit Like he's like, oh we can only

01:07:52.400 --> 01:07:54.679
be we can only be happy in death and so I'm gonna

01:07:54.679 --> 01:08:01.110
kill us He totally just tried to poison her and

01:08:01.110 --> 01:08:06.329
the psych JK take it back. Yeah, I guess that

01:08:06.329 --> 01:08:08.989
makes sense. That's not, I didn't know how to

01:08:08.989 --> 01:08:10.530
interpret this. No, actually nothing makes sense.

01:08:10.710 --> 01:08:12.230
I didn't know how to interpret this. That does

01:08:12.230 --> 01:08:14.190
make more sense because I'm just like, she's

01:08:14.190 --> 01:08:16.109
kind of a jerk. OK, the thing that happens in

01:08:16.109 --> 01:08:18.729
the TV show when when this parallel, I mean,

01:08:18.770 --> 01:08:20.210
the TV show is different. What he actually does

01:08:20.210 --> 01:08:22.350
is it's not as good. It's kind of worse. But

01:08:22.350 --> 01:08:25.310
like, well, maybe it's not as worse as literally

01:08:25.310 --> 01:08:29.869
killing her. and him. She's about to abandon

01:08:29.869 --> 01:08:32.930
him, is what happens in the show. In this, she's

01:08:32.930 --> 01:08:35.409
like reminiscing on their childhood, which is

01:08:35.409 --> 01:08:38.189
like the thing you would do before leaving? I

01:08:38.189 --> 01:08:39.869
guess he was just gonna kill them both. This

01:08:39.869 --> 01:08:42.989
is impossible to parse. Why wasn't there a scene

01:08:42.989 --> 01:08:45.489
where he puts poison in the glasses? Why wasn't

01:08:45.489 --> 01:08:48.229
it clearly on screen? This show, this movie,

01:08:48.550 --> 01:08:51.550
has zero subtlety in it. It tells you exactly

01:08:51.550 --> 01:08:53.930
what's going on at all points in time. It shows

01:08:53.930 --> 01:08:56.270
up and is like, this movie is about two roses,

01:08:57.250 --> 01:08:59.390
Oscar and Marie, that's the metaphor. Nothing

01:08:59.390 --> 01:09:03.130
happens off screen. The world is going mad looking

01:09:03.130 --> 01:09:04.369
at it. Why is the only thing that happens, that

01:09:04.369 --> 01:09:06.970
is important, a thing that happens off screen?

01:09:07.770 --> 01:09:10.500
I don't understand. Okay. That makes sense. Thank

01:09:10.500 --> 01:09:11.760
you. Thank you for helping with that, because

01:09:11.760 --> 01:09:14.380
I'm just like, I don't know. Don't toast to me,

01:09:14.380 --> 01:09:15.979
Oscar. That's what I interpreted. I'm going to

01:09:15.979 --> 01:09:19.180
knock you down in a cutesy way. No. No. Later,

01:09:19.460 --> 01:09:22.180
he curses himself and thinks about how much she

01:09:22.180 --> 01:09:25.479
loves him. How dare he almost do something, I

01:09:25.479 --> 01:09:28.779
guess. How dare I almost murder, suicide myself

01:09:28.779 --> 01:09:31.180
and the woman I love, which is, I'm going to

01:09:31.180 --> 01:09:32.939
say that's worse than the thing in the movie.

01:09:33.119 --> 01:09:34.560
Wasn't going to murder, suicide or anything.

01:09:34.560 --> 01:09:38.130
Anyway. At this point, I have a big note, all

01:09:38.130 --> 01:09:39.850
caps. How do we still have 40 minutes left in

01:09:39.850 --> 01:09:41.470
this movie? We still have 40 minutes left in

01:09:41.470 --> 01:09:43.850
this movie. We gotta start going fast. We cut

01:09:43.850 --> 01:09:45.569
to the barracks where Oscar's lieutenant tells

01:09:45.569 --> 01:09:49.789
her that all of her men, oh God, all of her men

01:09:49.789 --> 01:09:52.989
sold their guns and are now in trouble. All of

01:09:52.989 --> 01:10:02.510
them. This part is so funny. They're all in trouble

01:10:02.510 --> 01:10:05.729
with the general. She rushes out and sees the

01:10:05.729 --> 01:10:08.770
general yelling at the pen. She says that there

01:10:08.770 --> 01:10:14.770
must be a mistake. There's no way that my entire

01:10:14.770 --> 01:10:17.529
company of soldiers would have all sold their

01:10:17.529 --> 01:10:20.710
guns. That would be unbelievably stupid as a

01:10:20.710 --> 01:10:23.369
plot point, even for this movie. But Alon says,

01:10:23.590 --> 01:10:27.649
Oh, Oscar, you naive fool. We totally did sell

01:10:27.649 --> 01:10:30.390
all of our guns and we're really proud of it.

01:10:30.850 --> 01:10:59.819
We all got like $20. dollars and we can use it

01:10:59.819 --> 01:11:02.619
to help our families now Oscar is like oh no

01:11:02.619 --> 01:11:04.760
how did I not know that their families needed

01:11:04.760 --> 01:11:21.880
money Star Wars again you know how in the sequel

01:11:21.880 --> 01:11:25.640
series that's terrible In The Forest Awakens,

01:11:25.659 --> 01:11:28.500
they tried to show you that the First Order is

01:11:28.500 --> 01:11:30.960
a bigger deal in the Empire by having instead

01:11:30.960 --> 01:11:33.720
of the Death Star blow up one planet, they blow

01:11:33.720 --> 01:11:37.500
up five planets. This is like that. This is like

01:11:37.500 --> 01:11:39.460
you know shit got real because it wasn't just

01:11:39.460 --> 01:11:42.159
one guy who sold his gun like in the TV show.

01:11:42.340 --> 01:11:49.420
It was the entire company. Can you imagine? Like

01:11:49.420 --> 01:12:18.060
you own a pot shop. The general is like The general

01:12:18.060 --> 01:12:19.939
is like, who cares about your family? You can't

01:12:19.939 --> 01:12:22.079
just sell your guns. Oscar asked the general

01:12:22.079 --> 01:12:24.380
to let her punish the men. She'll take care of

01:12:24.380 --> 01:12:27.279
it, boss. The men all yell at her. They want

01:12:27.279 --> 01:12:30.880
the general to punish her, not her leniency for

01:12:30.880 --> 01:12:33.239
some reason. The general says, that's enough.

01:12:33.460 --> 01:12:35.939
I'm going to put all of you in time out for one

01:12:35.939 --> 01:12:38.880
week. You're all grounded. And Oscar's like,

01:12:39.140 --> 01:12:41.800
no, you can't ground them. But then he rides

01:12:41.800 --> 01:12:45.100
off. Alana is like, ooh, look at Oscar all sad

01:12:45.100 --> 01:12:48.159
about us being grounded. Oscar goes and slaps

01:12:48.159 --> 01:12:50.680
several of the men. Then she gives a speech about

01:12:50.680 --> 01:12:53.060
how she doesn't punish them because she believes

01:12:53.060 --> 01:12:54.539
that everybody should have their own freedom

01:12:54.539 --> 01:12:57.300
to choose their own lives in their hearts. Why

01:12:57.300 --> 01:12:59.380
are you all being so mean to me? I'm trying to

01:12:59.380 --> 01:13:01.659
be cool. I'm trying to be like your cool. teacher

01:13:01.659 --> 01:13:04.939
what's going on all the men this is so awful

01:13:04.939 --> 01:13:07.899
this is horrible all the men are like damn as

01:13:07.899 --> 01:13:13.010
oscar apologizes for raising her voice She says

01:13:13.010 --> 01:13:15.029
that she's gonna resign, but the men are like,

01:13:15.250 --> 01:13:17.789
oh no, we're just, we're just, we're just giving

01:13:17.789 --> 01:13:20.289
you a hard time, Oscar. You're our beloved captain

01:13:20.289 --> 01:13:23.630
now. We all secretly liked you. We'll agree to

01:13:23.630 --> 01:13:26.750
be grounded. It's cool. You're our captain now.

01:13:26.989 --> 01:13:30.029
And then everybody has a big cry about it. I

01:13:30.029 --> 01:13:32.890
wrote the words, I hate this like 10 ,000 times.

01:13:34.489 --> 01:13:41.409
Why are they doing this to Oscar? They all sold

01:13:41.409 --> 01:13:43.949
their guns which first off like can you imagine

01:13:43.949 --> 01:13:46.789
an entire army company all selling their guns?

01:13:47.029 --> 01:13:50.510
That would be a disaster in the TV show one guy

01:13:50.510 --> 01:14:01.890
sells his gun and they're gonna It's like I'm

01:14:01.890 --> 01:14:05.989
gonna put you all in jail for one week. Are you

01:14:05.989 --> 01:14:13.470
serious? Your face is so red. Also, what is okay?

01:14:13.569 --> 01:14:15.149
What is going on with Oscar here? Why is she

01:14:15.149 --> 01:14:17.989
like, I can't punish the men because they should

01:14:17.989 --> 01:14:21.850
all have freedom to choose things in their heart.

01:14:21.850 --> 01:14:23.810
They all need to be punished. Oscar, you're in

01:14:23.810 --> 01:14:25.829
the military. What are you talking about? They're

01:14:25.829 --> 01:14:28.470
freedom. They all just sold their guns to somebody.

01:14:28.829 --> 01:14:31.270
Like those guns are somewhere. You don't know

01:14:31.270 --> 01:14:34.189
where they are. This is like a big deal. This

01:14:34.189 --> 01:14:39.989
matters. Well, cause we like. have no time seeing

01:14:39.989 --> 01:14:42.869
oscar with these people so there's like no connection

01:14:42.869 --> 01:14:44.989
between them and they're all giving us these

01:14:44.989 --> 01:14:49.689
sob stories and then i just like oscar this is

01:14:49.689 --> 01:14:57.520
just not oscar who is this The fact that she

01:14:57.520 --> 01:14:59.460
gives this speech and then immediately is like,

01:14:59.460 --> 01:15:02.619
sorry for yelling. I'm like, oh my God. Like

01:15:02.619 --> 01:15:05.479
crumples on the ground, crying in front of all

01:15:05.479 --> 01:15:07.840
them. Oh, embarrassing. This is so bad. This

01:15:07.840 --> 01:15:10.760
is like, it feels even more like, even though

01:15:10.760 --> 01:15:15.600
this came out, you know, 40 years later than

01:15:15.600 --> 01:15:18.399
the TV show, this feels like more gender regressive.

01:15:18.539 --> 01:15:20.880
This is being like, oh, a woman raising her voice.

01:15:20.920 --> 01:15:22.640
You got to apologize for that. You can't just

01:15:22.640 --> 01:15:25.039
let that stand. Awful. Also, she starts crying

01:15:25.039 --> 01:15:30.359
at the drop of a hat. Ah, God. I mean, in her

01:15:30.359 --> 01:15:33.319
defense, the dudes do as well. That's true. I

01:15:33.319 --> 01:15:36.319
hate Alon. I hate movie Alon. I hate him. He

01:15:36.319 --> 01:15:39.340
sucks. He's like, ah, look at Oscar not wanting

01:15:39.340 --> 01:15:41.539
us to get in trouble. What a loser. He's going

01:15:41.539 --> 01:15:43.460
to beat her up. He's going to steal her lunch

01:15:43.460 --> 01:15:46.939
money. I miss, yeah, he's so cool in the show.

01:15:47.760 --> 01:15:49.819
Later, Oscar and Andre are hanging out and Oscar

01:15:49.819 --> 01:15:53.319
tells him that he's a cool guy. Forget yesterday.

01:15:54.039 --> 01:15:56.159
That was pretty hard to interpret what was happening

01:15:56.159 --> 01:15:59.119
anyway So let's just not think about it, and

01:15:59.119 --> 01:16:01.239
I'm like cool movie. I will stop thinking about

01:16:01.239 --> 01:16:04.989
it Sometime later, Oscar tells Jiradel that she

01:16:04.989 --> 01:16:07.109
can't marry him because there is someone else

01:16:07.109 --> 01:16:09.649
in her heart, and Jiradel's like, is it Andre?

01:16:09.970 --> 01:16:12.550
And Oscar's like, uh, uh, how did you tell? And

01:16:12.550 --> 01:16:14.050
Jiradel's like, well, there's only four guys

01:16:14.050 --> 01:16:15.729
in this whole movie, so it's gotta be one of

01:16:15.729 --> 01:16:18.390
them. Well, do you love him? And Oscar really

01:16:18.390 --> 01:16:20.770
considers this and says that she doesn't know.

01:16:20.989 --> 01:16:22.770
They were kind of like siblings this whole time.

01:16:22.989 --> 01:16:25.409
I've never really been one for childhood friend

01:16:25.409 --> 01:16:27.329
trope types, you know? Like, that was never who

01:16:27.329 --> 01:16:29.869
I went with on The Dating Sims. Jiradel's like,

01:16:30.039 --> 01:16:32.979
Well, anyway, I guess it's curtains for me. I'm

01:16:32.979 --> 01:16:35.600
leaving the movie. If you can't marry, if I can't

01:16:35.600 --> 01:16:38.600
marry you, if you like someone else, I'll withdraw

01:16:38.600 --> 01:16:41.399
my marriage proposal as a token of my affection

01:16:41.399 --> 01:16:45.880
to you. And Oscar's like, thanks. I hate this.

01:16:46.119 --> 01:16:49.180
I hate - Go away, Ghirardel. Ghirardel withdraws

01:16:49.180 --> 01:16:52.640
his marriage proposal. It's like a weird power

01:16:52.640 --> 01:16:54.340
move because it really makes it seem like him

01:16:54.340 --> 01:16:57.909
as the man is granting her a favor. Instead of

01:16:57.909 --> 01:16:59.529
what she does in the show, which is basically

01:16:59.529 --> 01:17:01.550
just like, this is not happening. I'm going to

01:17:01.550 --> 01:17:03.609
stop this from happening. I'm going to take charge

01:17:03.609 --> 01:17:05.649
of my life as opposed to this where it's like,

01:17:05.729 --> 01:17:09.090
he's doing her a solid. Awful. This is why I'm

01:17:09.090 --> 01:17:12.829
like, this feels gender regressive to me. Later,

01:17:13.069 --> 01:17:14.449
Oscar tells her dad that she's going to choose

01:17:14.449 --> 01:17:17.170
how to live her life from now on and let her

01:17:17.170 --> 01:17:20.090
heart guide her path. She's going to become the

01:17:20.090 --> 01:17:22.550
daughter of Mars, the god of war, she says, kind

01:17:22.550 --> 01:17:25.090
of out of nowhere. We get a song. Is this where

01:17:25.090 --> 01:17:29.020
I see her mom? No. Her mom is more in the movie

01:17:29.020 --> 01:17:31.199
than she is in this show. I have a note on that

01:17:31.199 --> 01:17:33.420
because it's incredible. We get a song about

01:17:33.420 --> 01:17:35.840
how Oscar's got no strings on her. They do the

01:17:35.840 --> 01:17:38.859
Pinocchio song. She gets a puppet song. Yeah,

01:17:38.979 --> 01:17:40.920
I don't like this song. I like the visuals though.

01:17:41.470 --> 01:17:43.609
The narrator tells us that the Estates General

01:17:43.609 --> 01:17:45.649
is happening now. Hey guys, remember the French

01:17:45.649 --> 01:17:47.850
Revolution that's happening? We see a bunch of

01:17:47.850 --> 01:17:49.670
historical events leading up to the tennis court

01:17:49.670 --> 01:17:51.529
oath. Not gonna tell you what that is though.

01:17:51.829 --> 01:17:53.729
People are getting restless in the streets and

01:17:53.729 --> 01:17:56.710
Oscar is impressed that people are getting restless

01:17:56.710 --> 01:17:58.930
in the streets. She's like, dang, the delegates

01:17:58.930 --> 01:18:01.590
are really going for it. Oscar meets with Marie

01:18:01.590 --> 01:18:04.689
and she tells her... to rejoin the french guard

01:18:04.689 --> 01:18:06.710
things have been going to shit and i'm calling

01:18:06.710 --> 01:18:09.029
in the army says queen marie to put the commoners

01:18:09.029 --> 01:18:12.170
in their place and oscar is like uh no i'm on

01:18:12.170 --> 01:18:15.470
team commoner now and marie is aghast that oscar

01:18:15.470 --> 01:18:17.829
would be on team commoner come on oscar are you

01:18:17.829 --> 01:18:19.890
just pitying them or something you gotta get

01:18:19.890 --> 01:18:27.409
back on team king he's backed by god so so like

01:18:27.409 --> 01:18:30.170
different now she's just like a totally different

01:18:30.170 --> 01:18:38.510
person out of nowhere yeah Yes Oscar No, just

01:18:38.510 --> 01:18:43.430
We yeah, like she's so in at the beginning and

01:18:43.430 --> 01:18:48.310
then so not and then like nobody We don't have

01:18:48.310 --> 01:18:50.909
any good protagonist in this. This is a movie.

01:18:50.930 --> 01:18:53.909
We don't get our pirate guy montage of plot points

01:18:53.909 --> 01:18:56.170
Oscar thinks that Maria's become the image of

01:18:56.170 --> 01:18:59.189
a queen and Then Oscar says I'm not gonna join

01:18:59.189 --> 01:19:01.619
the French guards and then leaves This is the

01:19:01.619 --> 01:19:05.260
last time they ever talk. No impact. This is

01:19:05.260 --> 01:19:08.840
just a scene that happens. The narrator tells

01:19:08.840 --> 01:19:10.560
us that the army is here in Paris and everybody

01:19:10.560 --> 01:19:12.960
hates it. We then get a song about how everybody

01:19:12.960 --> 01:19:16.399
hates it. In the English version, I like Bernard's

01:19:16.399 --> 01:19:20.260
singing. It's pretty good. We cut to company

01:19:20.260 --> 01:19:22.039
B, which is the company that Oscar commands.

01:19:22.420 --> 01:19:24.199
Being mad that they're going to be ordered to

01:19:24.199 --> 01:19:26.880
point their guns at the people. the commoners

01:19:26.880 --> 01:19:28.600
they can't turn their guns on the commoners and

01:19:28.600 --> 01:19:31.039
oscar's like don't worry boys i'm on team commoner

01:19:31.039 --> 01:19:33.579
now it's cool i'm gonna go with you and the men

01:19:33.579 --> 01:19:36.060
are shocked shocked that the commander would

01:19:36.060 --> 01:19:38.220
command them in the field and they decide to

01:19:38.220 --> 01:19:40.779
go defend the people later that night oscar tells

01:19:40.779 --> 01:19:43.279
andre to stay behind because he's he can only

01:19:43.279 --> 01:19:45.699
see out of one eye and he's like no way i'm staying

01:19:45.699 --> 01:19:48.380
right by your side and she says that's great

01:19:48.380 --> 01:19:51.000
then she rests her head on his shoulder and calls

01:19:51.000 --> 01:19:53.140
him warm and he can barely see her now because

01:19:53.140 --> 01:19:56.720
he's going blind Later at dinner, her father

01:19:56.720 --> 01:19:59.659
endorses Oscar following her heart, even if that

01:19:59.659 --> 01:20:02.100
means she becomes a revolutionary, I guess? Is

01:20:02.100 --> 01:20:05.180
that what happens in that scene? Okay. It really

01:20:05.180 --> 01:20:08.359
seems like he's like, I'm cool with you defecting

01:20:08.359 --> 01:20:11.399
to the revolutionaries. Me, the general of the

01:20:11.399 --> 01:20:15.979
army. No, I didn't super read into it that way,

01:20:16.020 --> 01:20:18.850
but... I think it's just more of, look, I'm a

01:20:18.850 --> 01:20:22.449
cool dad, look at me. Anyway, her mom, who is

01:20:22.449 --> 01:20:24.770
not dead, says that she should just make it home,

01:20:24.770 --> 01:20:27.409
honey. And I was like, yay, Oscar's mom's here,

01:20:27.489 --> 01:20:31.250
woo! She doesn't have a flower in her hair. How

01:20:31.250 --> 01:20:33.270
are we supposed to know who she is? She looks

01:20:33.270 --> 01:20:34.970
better, though, in the TV show, where she just

01:20:34.970 --> 01:20:37.430
looked like some random woman. Later that night,

01:20:37.649 --> 01:20:40.170
Andre brings Oscar some wine. She asks if he'd

01:20:40.170 --> 01:20:43.159
stay with her through the night, you know. So

01:20:43.159 --> 01:20:46.260
I can be your wife. And Andre is like, holy shit.

01:20:46.920 --> 01:20:54.079
Walks over. He's so excited. He's like a puppy.

01:20:54.180 --> 01:20:57.000
He falls to his knees and is like, really, Oscar?

01:20:57.220 --> 01:20:59.859
I get to we get to have sex, even though I'm

01:20:59.859 --> 01:21:03.520
a commoner. And I totally and I'm becoming blind.

01:21:03.659 --> 01:21:07.000
I mean, I'm only half blind. And this is the

01:21:07.000 --> 01:21:08.180
point where I realize that they're not going

01:21:08.180 --> 01:21:14.189
to have sex in the woods. And I was sad. Are

01:21:14.189 --> 01:21:20.409
we gonna talk about the intimate scene? I hate,

01:21:20.770 --> 01:21:24.170
okay, at least this is like the only time, well,

01:21:24.329 --> 01:21:27.010
when the only time she says I'm his wife. That's

01:21:27.010 --> 01:21:29.130
so much in the show. Yeah, it's the worst part.

01:21:29.170 --> 01:21:31.850
Thank God she doesn't just, thank God she's not

01:21:31.850 --> 01:21:33.569
telling everyone she sees about it. Oh my God,

01:21:33.689 --> 01:21:37.010
she's happy, you know? I don't know. I mean,

01:21:37.189 --> 01:21:39.109
okay, cause right when we have like the musical

01:21:39.109 --> 01:21:41.130
bit where it's first in memory, Antoinette, they

01:21:41.130 --> 01:21:43.069
have this weird like we're flying in the sky

01:21:43.069 --> 01:21:45.550
like Greek gods thing. And now Oscar gets to

01:21:45.550 --> 01:21:48.289
have her room and go to Andre. Okay. This is

01:21:48.289 --> 01:21:50.069
how the intimate scene goes. I have a play by

01:21:50.069 --> 01:21:52.470
play. He goes for the hug, but it's too much

01:21:52.470 --> 01:21:55.609
for Oscar. So instead he grabs her hand and pulls

01:21:55.609 --> 01:21:57.630
her into an embrace and they kiss and stuff.

01:21:57.670 --> 01:21:59.729
And they sing a little song about being in love.

01:22:00.909 --> 01:22:03.350
She's so sheepish. It's terrible. I have, this

01:22:03.350 --> 01:22:08.470
is terrible. This is not intimate. Ah. That's

01:22:08.470 --> 01:22:12.689
my note about this. I mean, not that this movie

01:22:12.689 --> 01:22:14.989
has done a good job at like convincing me of

01:22:14.989 --> 01:22:18.010
anyone's feelings on anything, but like, because

01:22:18.010 --> 01:22:20.630
even in the show, it felt very like out of nowhere

01:22:20.630 --> 01:22:23.170
that she was in Andre all of a sudden. This is

01:22:23.170 --> 01:22:25.670
even more so where it's like, I don't think you

01:22:25.670 --> 01:22:28.380
have enough to sing about a whole song. With

01:22:28.380 --> 01:22:30.340
your love for him. That being said, we get a

01:22:30.340 --> 01:22:32.079
pretty cool scene where the colors get all inverted

01:22:32.079 --> 01:22:34.640
and stuff while Oscar and Andre have sex. I was

01:22:34.640 --> 01:22:36.140
watching this movie, the first time I watched

01:22:36.140 --> 01:22:37.960
it I was watching it with my friend Kwan and

01:22:37.960 --> 01:22:41.800
he described this as sex on rainbow road. Which

01:22:41.800 --> 01:22:46.020
is incredible! Shout out to Kwan! At one point!

01:22:47.309 --> 01:22:52.890
point, Oscar describes her relationship as Gemini,

01:22:53.170 --> 01:22:55.890
which is cast her in Pollux. Oscar, those are

01:22:55.890 --> 01:22:59.149
brothers, dude. What are you talking about? I

01:22:59.149 --> 01:23:01.149
get that you're like kind of a guy, but you're

01:23:01.149 --> 01:23:03.989
not like brothers with Andre, come on. Anyway,

01:23:05.229 --> 01:23:08.229
any more idea or any more thoughts about the

01:23:08.229 --> 01:23:13.689
consummation of their marriage? The king does

01:23:13.689 --> 01:23:16.010
not approve of that and therefore it means nothing

01:23:16.010 --> 01:23:20.210
to me. That's just nothing means anything! The

01:23:20.210 --> 01:23:24.270
movie! The narrator! Sorry, this is our most

01:23:24.270 --> 01:23:26.750
manic episode ever. I don't know what's happening

01:23:26.750 --> 01:23:29.029
to us. We're not like this normally. We only

01:23:29.029 --> 01:23:32.069
just don't have like a laughing fit. Oh my god.

01:23:32.470 --> 01:23:36.720
They all sold their guns, Sarah! The narrator

01:23:36.720 --> 01:23:40.260
tells us that it's July 13th, the beginning of

01:23:40.260 --> 01:23:42.800
the end. We see Oscar and company head out on

01:23:42.800 --> 01:23:45.220
patrol. Elsewhere, people are engaging with the

01:23:45.220 --> 01:23:47.720
army and losing pretty badly. Oscar tells her

01:23:47.720 --> 01:23:49.520
soldiers that they need to follow their hearts

01:23:49.520 --> 01:23:51.479
and go help the people, and she convinces them

01:23:51.479 --> 01:23:54.300
all to defect and they head out. At this point,

01:23:54.460 --> 01:23:57.720
it becomes clear that Company B is not a cavalry

01:23:57.720 --> 01:24:00.260
unit anymore. No, and there's a lot more of them.

01:24:00.260 --> 01:24:01.779
There's a lot of them and they're all on foot.

01:24:02.380 --> 01:24:05.720
Also, Oscar seemingly just kind of defects all

01:24:05.720 --> 01:24:08.039
of a sudden. Also, she somehow is, she's convincing

01:24:08.039 --> 01:24:10.640
the commoners to defect in defense of themselves,

01:24:11.380 --> 01:24:14.140
which was weird. She's like convincing her own

01:24:14.140 --> 01:24:17.279
men to defect in defense of their own people.

01:24:18.159 --> 01:24:20.560
That was weird. This whole thing was weird. I

01:24:20.560 --> 01:24:25.260
know. It's like, thanks lady. We know. Yeah,

01:24:25.319 --> 01:24:26.739
right. Like, yeah, it turns out I'm not gonna

01:24:26.739 --> 01:24:28.159
shoot. Thanks for joining. I'm not gonna go out

01:24:28.159 --> 01:24:33.560
and shoot my grandma. Thank you, Oscar. Um, on

01:24:33.560 --> 01:24:36.619
the way to the battle, Oscar tells Andre that

01:24:36.619 --> 01:24:39.439
they'll get married after this. They roll up

01:24:39.439 --> 01:24:42.140
on the Tuileries Square to help the people out.

01:24:42.659 --> 01:24:44.199
Marie and King Louis are informed that Oscar

01:24:44.199 --> 01:24:46.960
has defected and are shocked. Uh, yeah, the battle

01:24:46.960 --> 01:24:48.960
rages, Oscar is almost shot, but Andre takes

01:24:48.960 --> 01:24:51.640
the bullet instead in, like, the exact same maneuver

01:24:51.640 --> 01:24:55.239
he does when he gets hit in the eye. Yeah! Deja

01:24:55.239 --> 01:24:57.939
vu big time. They drag him off, but he tells

01:24:57.939 --> 01:25:00.060
them to stop. I have a note that this fight's

01:25:00.060 --> 01:25:01.819
super lame because, like, instead of cavalry

01:25:01.819 --> 01:25:04.800
charges, which are fun and exciting, it's, like,

01:25:04.979 --> 01:25:07.819
line infantrymen lining up and shooting each

01:25:07.819 --> 01:25:10.260
other from 30 yards away. I don't... Did they

01:25:10.260 --> 01:25:12.640
do that in the city? Like, they did that in the

01:25:12.640 --> 01:25:14.039
field, because normally they're fighting in a

01:25:14.039 --> 01:25:15.840
field. No, well, they're, like, in a square,

01:25:16.380 --> 01:25:19.359
and they, like, had a barricade. Yeah. I don't

01:25:19.359 --> 01:25:23.529
know. It's, like, open area, just... I mean,

01:25:23.770 --> 01:25:26.449
it felt very chaotic. That's for sure. So maybe

01:25:26.449 --> 01:25:29.149
they captured that. I actually don't know because

01:25:29.149 --> 01:25:31.670
I know that like we're very close to Napoleon

01:25:31.670 --> 01:25:33.710
and I know that Napoleon does introduce some

01:25:33.710 --> 01:25:35.630
like different tactics and maybe they're like

01:25:35.630 --> 01:25:37.689
forming a square and all that stuff comes from

01:25:37.689 --> 01:25:43.409
him. I don't know. But this was. Fine, I guess.

01:25:43.590 --> 01:25:45.989
Also, I think this is like Andre dying in a lame

01:25:45.989 --> 01:25:48.449
way. It's just like not they're not like leaning

01:25:48.449 --> 01:25:50.409
into the drama of him getting shot like in the

01:25:50.409 --> 01:25:53.250
TV show, it's like. Kind of out of nowhere and

01:25:53.250 --> 01:25:56.310
it's like shocking and this is just like Oscar's

01:25:56.310 --> 01:25:59.329
about to get shot also the fact that They just

01:25:59.329 --> 01:26:02.390
copy pasted what happened like 20 minutes earlier

01:26:02.390 --> 01:26:05.750
Reduces the impact even yeah, he just keeps doing

01:26:05.750 --> 01:26:10.029
this Andre tells Oscar that she used to get back

01:26:10.029 --> 01:26:12.789
into the fray Oscar realizes that he's totally

01:26:12.789 --> 01:26:14.630
blind and gets upset because he's like feeling

01:26:14.630 --> 01:26:17.020
her face and stuff She's like, why did you come

01:26:17.020 --> 01:26:19.720
here into battle if you couldn't see Andre and

01:26:19.720 --> 01:26:22.579
Andre dies while seeing Oscar for one final time?

01:26:23.520 --> 01:26:25.260
And I will say that this is kind of a better

01:26:25.260 --> 01:26:27.840
send off in the TV show in terms of like positivity.

01:26:28.819 --> 01:26:31.260
Like the TV show is really leaning into like

01:26:31.260 --> 01:26:34.479
the misery or like the tragedy of it, whereas

01:26:34.479 --> 01:26:36.319
this is being like much more positive about it,

01:26:36.359 --> 01:26:38.260
which is, you know, I think it's fine. I like

01:26:38.260 --> 01:26:41.260
it. Oscar is with the Pegasus here. Yeah, it's.

01:26:41.810 --> 01:26:44.010
It kind of makes me think of like how in the

01:26:44.010 --> 01:26:46.270
show they have where he's imagining the portrait

01:26:46.270 --> 01:26:51.250
of her and this is yeah like that Here we're

01:26:51.250 --> 01:26:53.829
envisioning Oscar in his mind cuz he can't see

01:26:53.829 --> 01:26:56.369
her The narrator tells us that that day ended

01:26:56.369 --> 01:26:58.189
we get a scene of Oscar telling her men that

01:26:58.189 --> 01:27:00.149
they're gonna storm the Bastille the next day

01:27:00.149 --> 01:27:02.510
Everyone's doing it. We'll bring the cannons

01:27:02.510 --> 01:27:05.609
but give me one moment to cry for Andre and then

01:27:05.609 --> 01:27:07.310
she cries for a moment And then she's like, all

01:27:07.310 --> 01:27:10.659
right, cool. We're good. Let's go We cut to the

01:27:10.659 --> 01:27:12.739
storming of the Bastille. It's a fortress. So

01:27:12.739 --> 01:27:14.420
it's going pretty bad for the people They're

01:27:14.420 --> 01:27:16.520
getting rekt, but then Oscar and co show up with

01:27:16.520 --> 01:27:19.119
the cannons and they start blasting We get a

01:27:19.119 --> 01:27:21.579
song about storming the Bastille. I have a note

01:27:21.579 --> 01:27:26.279
that says it's okay Yeah, you're I just cuz you

01:27:26.279 --> 01:27:29.359
before I watched you like we got songs and I

01:27:29.359 --> 01:27:32.619
was like I am NOT gonna remember them enough

01:27:32.619 --> 01:27:36.979
to use very easy, but I just progressively get

01:27:36.979 --> 01:27:40.800
worse. Um, the Masquerade song at the top. It's

01:27:40.800 --> 01:27:43.520
great. The second one where they are like, I'm

01:27:43.520 --> 01:27:45.239
going to go my own way. That's good. And then

01:27:45.239 --> 01:27:47.520
the one that first and sings about Marie is good.

01:27:47.579 --> 01:27:49.399
And then the Marie montage one and all the other

01:27:49.399 --> 01:27:52.100
ones, I don't remember the end. Actually, I guess

01:27:52.100 --> 01:27:54.779
the soldier one's not that bad. Anyway, the battle

01:27:54.779 --> 01:27:56.899
rages at the Bastille. Eventually the Bastille

01:27:56.899 --> 01:27:59.100
soldiers focus their fire on Oscar and she's

01:27:59.100 --> 01:28:02.000
shot like five times in a death that is somehow

01:28:02.000 --> 01:28:04.720
goofier in the movie than in the TV show. Alon

01:28:04.720 --> 01:28:06.760
comes to her aid and drags her off. How do you

01:28:06.760 --> 01:28:10.140
think about Oscar getting shot? I liked it more

01:28:10.140 --> 01:28:13.899
than in the show. I don't know. She gets shot

01:28:13.899 --> 01:28:16.819
and then falls on her butt and it's weird. That's

01:28:16.819 --> 01:28:20.140
true. I don't know. I like this. This one, she

01:28:20.140 --> 01:28:23.100
gets shot first and then still has a cool carry

01:28:23.100 --> 01:28:27.960
on and then she gets a load up. Yeah, okay. Oscar,

01:28:28.020 --> 01:28:31.039
now dying, tells the men to finish the battle

01:28:31.039 --> 01:28:32.859
and they all go back into position while Elan

01:28:32.859 --> 01:28:36.060
carries her off. Oscar wonders if Andre's death

01:28:36.060 --> 01:28:39.239
was quick. She asks Elan to set her down. She

01:28:39.239 --> 01:28:41.460
stares up at the sky, saying that Andre is waiting

01:28:41.460 --> 01:28:44.000
for her in the afterlife. The battle finally

01:28:44.000 --> 01:28:46.680
ends with a commoner victory! Yay! Alain tells

01:28:46.680 --> 01:28:48.760
her that they've won and Oscar is happy. She

01:28:48.760 --> 01:28:50.819
congratulates her fellow Frenchmen and hope that

01:28:50.819 --> 01:28:53.920
they will live up to the ideals of liberty, equality,

01:28:54.079 --> 01:28:56.579
and fraternity. Maybe they'll even lay the foundation

01:28:56.579 --> 01:28:59.420
for the future of mankind, right guys? And then

01:28:59.420 --> 01:29:02.119
she dies. We get one final scene of Oscar waking

01:29:02.119 --> 01:29:04.560
up in the afterlife to find Andre. They embrace

01:29:04.560 --> 01:29:06.979
as beings in the heavens as we cut to credits.

01:29:07.820 --> 01:29:10.560
And then we get one final post credit scene of

01:29:10.560 --> 01:29:12.420
a field of roses and the narrator says that to

01:29:12.420 --> 01:29:14.399
this day, these roses stand boldly, never fading

01:29:14.399 --> 01:29:17.439
in the everlasting light, the end. I guess I

01:29:17.439 --> 01:29:20.079
like the ending more. The ending of the show

01:29:20.079 --> 01:29:22.020
is not very good. The ending of the show is pretty

01:29:22.020 --> 01:29:24.760
bad. This movie at least like ends on the positive

01:29:24.760 --> 01:29:26.180
note. It kind of does the thing I thought the

01:29:26.180 --> 01:29:28.640
show was going to do, which is like, well, at

01:29:28.640 --> 01:29:30.819
least like the ideas of the French Revolution

01:29:30.819 --> 01:29:33.779
live on and set the foundation for future stuff,

01:29:34.260 --> 01:29:36.600
which it did. So we can at least acknowledge

01:29:36.600 --> 01:29:41.140
that. The TV show just kind of ends. So this

01:29:41.140 --> 01:29:45.840
was good. I like this ending. It's the best part

01:29:45.840 --> 01:29:49.319
of the movie is then it's over. Thank God. So

01:29:49.319 --> 01:29:53.800
my big idea about this movie and why I like the

01:29:53.800 --> 01:29:56.779
TV show significantly more is that the TV show

01:29:56.779 --> 01:30:03.479
is a drama in terms of like. It deals with people

01:30:03.479 --> 01:30:05.300
that are trying to act, that are being portrayed

01:30:05.300 --> 01:30:07.260
as being realistic, even if they're like, you

01:30:07.260 --> 01:30:10.340
know, doing extraordinary things. They're like,

01:30:10.760 --> 01:30:12.579
think about the world in a way that makes sense

01:30:12.579 --> 01:30:14.880
from their position. They think about the specific

01:30:14.880 --> 01:30:18.300
context of what's going on. You know, different

01:30:18.300 --> 01:30:20.739
things come up and they react to it and they

01:30:20.739 --> 01:30:22.340
have a character development and they really

01:30:22.340 --> 01:30:24.579
care about the relationships between things and

01:30:24.579 --> 01:30:27.380
always kind of makes sense about why a character

01:30:27.380 --> 01:30:30.720
thinks a thing and does a thing, right? And all

01:30:30.720 --> 01:30:32.819
of that exists in the realm of drama, which is

01:30:32.819 --> 01:30:35.060
why it's good, which is why I love this. This

01:30:35.060 --> 01:30:37.779
movie exists in the realm of melodrama, where

01:30:37.779 --> 01:30:41.140
Oscar isn't really a person. She's emblematic

01:30:41.140 --> 01:30:47.000
of the idea of, I don't even know, transcending.

01:30:47.020 --> 01:30:50.539
The idea isn't even explored though. The thing

01:30:50.539 --> 01:30:53.000
she's defending. Transcending your position in

01:30:53.000 --> 01:30:56.039
society for the sake of love, right? And so she

01:30:56.039 --> 01:30:59.329
does things. that that are emblematic of her

01:30:59.329 --> 01:31:01.449
representation of that even though it doesn't

01:31:01.449 --> 01:31:03.449
make sense for her as a character to be doing

01:31:03.449 --> 01:31:05.250
that it doesn't really make sense for anybody

01:31:05.250 --> 01:31:07.670
as a person to be doing any of the things that

01:31:07.670 --> 01:31:11.409
happen in this movie particularly that's so this

01:31:11.409 --> 01:31:15.210
is like this feels like a melodrama like everything

01:31:15.210 --> 01:31:17.529
is like melodramatic which is like making speeches

01:31:17.529 --> 01:31:19.229
about how they have to defend the people kind

01:31:19.229 --> 01:31:22.470
of out of nowhere she reads like one book on

01:31:22.470 --> 01:31:26.369
rousseau and it's just like i'm radicalized now

01:31:27.919 --> 01:31:32.079
guess It's it's all very Gesturing at like a

01:31:32.079 --> 01:31:34.220
story and like gesturing a characterization,

01:31:34.239 --> 01:31:37.399
but doesn't actually do it like it's not about

01:31:37.399 --> 01:31:40.340
the characterization It's like we're just hitting

01:31:40.340 --> 01:31:44.579
the plot beats here Which is a different like

01:31:44.579 --> 01:31:46.880
way of doing things and I like melodrama sometimes

01:31:46.880 --> 01:31:48.720
like it can be fun to be like Oh, this is like

01:31:48.720 --> 01:31:51.020
representing a thing It's not so much about like

01:31:51.020 --> 01:31:52.859
the characters and like the kind of situations

01:31:52.859 --> 01:31:55.039
that they're in but in this case, I think it's

01:31:55.039 --> 01:31:58.619
bad Well, they gave us such good characters,

01:31:58.779 --> 01:32:01.220
and then it's like a shame that we don't get

01:32:01.220 --> 01:32:05.880
them again, really. If yeah, because I guess

01:32:05.880 --> 01:32:08.300
if this is just more of a like characters we

01:32:08.300 --> 01:32:10.140
don't know, then this wouldn't be that big of

01:32:10.140 --> 01:32:12.060
a deal. But because we do know them from watching

01:32:12.060 --> 01:32:15.880
the show, it doesn't do the characters justice.

01:32:17.420 --> 01:32:23.939
Everybody is a big crybaby. And everyone's pretty.

01:32:24.789 --> 01:32:27.850
I will say everyone looks, this is, in my mind

01:32:27.850 --> 01:32:31.289
this is just like, this is just, I don't know.

01:32:31.670 --> 01:32:34.489
What, did you like find anything about why they

01:32:34.489 --> 01:32:38.489
made this or like why Mappa who seems to primarily

01:32:38.489 --> 01:32:43.750
do Shonen did this? Cause it seems like a, I

01:32:43.750 --> 01:32:45.920
don't know. Or what are some other, like, recent

01:32:45.920 --> 01:32:47.979
old animes that have been... I guess Rama...

01:32:47.979 --> 01:32:49.579
I mean, we're in, like, a thing. Like, Rama 1

01:32:49.579 --> 01:32:51.819
half is, like, coming back, so maybe we're just

01:32:51.819 --> 01:32:53.699
getting older. Yeah, I mean, we're definitely,

01:32:54.000 --> 01:32:56.739
you know, anime has gotten very much into remake

01:32:56.739 --> 01:32:59.180
mode that, like, I feel like American cinema

01:32:59.180 --> 01:33:02.720
has been in for a long time. They're definitely

01:33:02.720 --> 01:33:04.659
trading in that now. So I do feel like this is

01:33:04.659 --> 01:33:07.159
trying to refresh a series that it was like historically

01:33:07.159 --> 01:33:09.199
very popular, right? Like this was a smash hit

01:33:09.199 --> 01:33:11.420
when it first came out. The manga was in the

01:33:11.420 --> 01:33:13.819
TV show. I think was also fairly popular. So

01:33:13.819 --> 01:33:15.939
it's like, oh, we can revive this franchise and

01:33:15.939 --> 01:33:20.020
it can ride as one of our franchises. I don't

01:33:20.020 --> 01:33:22.239
know why they made it one movie instead of multiple

01:33:22.239 --> 01:33:24.479
because I kind of feel like we're in the era

01:33:24.479 --> 01:33:26.239
of like multiple movies, right? Like there's

01:33:26.239 --> 01:33:28.460
a Demon Slayer movie and it's one arc of the

01:33:28.460 --> 01:33:32.140
show. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, like,

01:33:32.279 --> 01:33:34.159
because it looks really good. I wish they would

01:33:34.159 --> 01:33:38.359
have just like either made a show or or done.

01:33:38.479 --> 01:33:40.760
Yeah, we're like they have a show and break it

01:33:40.760 --> 01:33:42.819
up. Yeah, like they're going to do like like

01:33:42.819 --> 01:33:44.939
what they did for Neon Genesis Evangelion, you

01:33:44.939 --> 01:33:47.640
know, where it's like there's the TV show. But

01:33:47.640 --> 01:33:49.500
then there's like there's going to be four movies

01:33:49.500 --> 01:33:52.100
that we're going to we're going to remake and

01:33:52.100 --> 01:33:53.899
change stuff. And that's what it's going to be.

01:33:53.899 --> 01:33:55.920
I thought they would do that instead. They made

01:33:55.920 --> 01:33:59.800
one movie and it was extremely confusing. Oh,

01:33:59.800 --> 01:34:02.539
you know, I just remembered. No tuberculosis

01:34:02.539 --> 01:34:06.460
for Oscar. Oh, yeah. Spoiler spoiler. There's

01:34:06.460 --> 01:34:09.340
no like inevitability of their own deaths before

01:34:09.340 --> 01:34:13.140
before going into war. It's weird. It's it's

01:34:13.140 --> 01:34:17.260
yeah. I I do feel like the transition from drama

01:34:17.260 --> 01:34:19.760
to melodrama is ultimately pretty bad for this

01:34:19.760 --> 01:34:21.859
series. I feel like the series thrives on the

01:34:21.859 --> 01:34:24.079
drama piece. I'm going to be really interested

01:34:24.079 --> 01:34:26.399
to like read the rest of the manga to see like

01:34:26.399 --> 01:34:29.899
is the TV show? like making the adaptation to

01:34:29.899 --> 01:34:33.279
be mostly a drama or is it like was the original

01:34:33.279 --> 01:34:35.300
manga kind of like this more like this movie

01:34:35.300 --> 01:34:37.159
where it's like all these characters are just

01:34:37.159 --> 01:34:40.560
kind of these grand gestures at these ideas as

01:34:40.560 --> 01:34:43.600
opposed to we're gonna be we're gonna sit you

01:34:43.600 --> 01:34:45.260
know we're gonna have oscar go to the countryside

01:34:45.260 --> 01:34:48.850
and try to help a little boy from from from dying

01:34:48.850 --> 01:34:50.510
by taking him to the. Yeah. You know, I mean,

01:34:50.710 --> 01:34:52.270
that's the kind of stuff Oscar is doing that

01:34:52.270 --> 01:34:54.170
like gets her to the point where she joins the

01:34:54.170 --> 01:34:56.850
French Revolution. Yeah. Nothing like that. Yes.

01:34:57.270 --> 01:34:59.930
Well, I wonder if the trajectory of the show

01:34:59.930 --> 01:35:02.130
changed when they changed directors and maybe

01:35:02.130 --> 01:35:06.510
like the show was never meant to get as well.

01:35:06.869 --> 01:35:11.710
Well, no, I was like, just a peculiar, peculiar.

01:35:12.690 --> 01:35:14.930
like we don't have any of the early characterization

01:35:14.930 --> 01:35:18.689
of Oscar in the manga and we don't have it in

01:35:18.689 --> 01:35:20.409
this movie and this movie like starts off more

01:35:20.409 --> 01:35:22.710
like how the manga starts off like you show up

01:35:22.710 --> 01:35:26.350
you get the scene where you know she meets King

01:35:26.350 --> 01:35:30.829
Louie and she meets Louie the 16th and then there's

01:35:30.829 --> 01:35:34.250
a procession and then she goes to court and that's

01:35:34.250 --> 01:35:35.430
basically what happens in the course of three

01:35:35.430 --> 01:35:38.489
chapters we don't get any Oscar stuff Andre just

01:35:38.489 --> 01:35:40.369
kind of gets randomly mentioned as a character

01:35:40.369 --> 01:35:43.979
who shows up It's like not it's not getting that

01:35:43.979 --> 01:35:46.239
like deep characterization. Like this is what

01:35:46.239 --> 01:35:49.279
Oscar's whole deal is. Here's her beating Ghirardel

01:35:49.279 --> 01:35:52.359
in a sword fight so she can become captain of

01:35:52.359 --> 01:35:53.880
the Royal Guard. Like we don't get any of that

01:35:53.880 --> 01:35:55.579
stuff, which is interesting because I feel like

01:35:55.579 --> 01:35:59.199
that's the stuff. That's the best part. Yeah,

01:35:59.199 --> 01:36:04.899
because I feel like a lot of times. Early now,

01:36:04.899 --> 01:36:07.479
if there's a remake, it's like better because

01:36:07.479 --> 01:36:10.590
it's. you know, cutting out all the extra stuff

01:36:10.590 --> 01:36:13.210
that there was that was unnecessary or took away

01:36:13.210 --> 01:36:15.350
from the good parts of it. But this is like the

01:36:15.350 --> 01:36:19.989
opposite of that, where like it went into all

01:36:19.989 --> 01:36:22.189
the detail then and that was good. And now it's

01:36:22.189 --> 01:36:26.989
like taken. I don't know. This is just like,

01:36:27.630 --> 01:36:30.050
I guess it was well received. Maybe the people

01:36:30.050 --> 01:36:32.770
who received it had not seen the show. That just

01:36:32.770 --> 01:36:34.350
seems impossible, though. How would you know

01:36:34.350 --> 01:36:37.569
what's happening? It's like. This movie is focusing

01:36:37.569 --> 01:36:40.590
way more on the romance aspect of it than the

01:36:40.590 --> 01:36:45.869
TV show did, right? It doesn't focus enough on

01:36:45.869 --> 01:36:47.670
it. I feel like if I was going to make this movie

01:36:47.670 --> 01:36:51.390
as like more of a more coherent narrative movie,

01:36:51.909 --> 01:36:54.890
I feel like you just have to cut out. Most of

01:36:54.890 --> 01:36:56.810
this of the of the plot like you don't have to

01:36:56.810 --> 01:36:58.850
hit every plot point You know what I mean? Like

01:36:58.850 --> 01:37:00.850
you don't I think you skip ahead I think you

01:37:00.850 --> 01:37:02.569
start off with them being adults like you can't

01:37:02.569 --> 01:37:04.829
do the horse scene even though it's important

01:37:04.829 --> 01:37:06.750
cuz it's like oh This is where Oscar stands up

01:37:06.750 --> 01:37:09.729
for Andre in like a very public way and where

01:37:09.729 --> 01:37:11.930
he falls in love with her, right? Like I understand

01:37:11.930 --> 01:37:13.649
why that's important and you want to include

01:37:13.649 --> 01:37:16.310
that plot beat cuz it's important But it doesn't

01:37:16.310 --> 01:37:20.210
fit in the movie. Yeah, so I took I took enormous

01:37:20.210 --> 01:37:23.399
psychic damage watching this movie I watched

01:37:23.399 --> 01:37:28.680
it twice. But if you are a listener, we've been

01:37:28.680 --> 01:37:30.739
very hard in this movie. I'm sorry. If you're

01:37:30.739 --> 01:37:32.840
a listener and you're still with us, and this

01:37:32.840 --> 01:37:34.520
is like the first thing you've ever watched of

01:37:34.520 --> 01:37:36.140
A Rose Over Sigh, and maybe you really liked

01:37:36.140 --> 01:37:37.659
it. Maybe this is like a great movie for you

01:37:37.659 --> 01:37:39.380
because you hadn't seen anything from this before,

01:37:39.479 --> 01:37:42.000
and you like the setting, and the characters

01:37:42.000 --> 01:37:45.640
seem really interesting. I am begging you to

01:37:45.640 --> 01:37:48.640
go watch the TV show. I know it's old. I know

01:37:48.640 --> 01:37:51.250
it is in... you know, three, four resolution.

01:37:51.609 --> 01:37:54.430
But I'm telling you, if you like the characters

01:37:54.430 --> 01:37:57.430
and you like the more kind of drama aspect of

01:37:57.430 --> 01:38:00.369
it, you are going to love the show. It is like

01:38:00.369 --> 01:38:03.789
a much more expanded out version of it. Sorry,

01:38:03.890 --> 01:38:06.789
go ahead. Yeah, Joe's super into watching old

01:38:06.789 --> 01:38:10.050
anime. So maybe if he says it doesn't work, but

01:38:10.050 --> 01:38:12.689
I do not watch old anime and I had no problem

01:38:12.689 --> 01:38:18.010
getting into this. You know, like. Yeah, best

01:38:18.010 --> 01:38:23.029
show we've covered so far, I would say, collectively,

01:38:23.789 --> 01:38:28.590
just story -wise. I mean, obviously, it's not

01:38:28.590 --> 01:38:34.329
as girly, fluffy, romance -y as what... Not that

01:38:34.329 --> 01:38:35.890
any of the shows we've covered have been that

01:38:35.890 --> 01:38:41.050
yet super well, but yeah, I just, it's so, I

01:38:41.050 --> 01:38:44.500
don't know, Bridgerton, it's not... If you're

01:38:44.500 --> 01:38:47.279
into the era, maybe because this is like a scene,

01:38:47.279 --> 01:38:51.659
a setting we do not see visited hardly ever in

01:38:51.659 --> 01:38:54.960
anime, which is a cool, cool way to look at it.

01:38:56.420 --> 01:39:01.340
OK, I'm trying to think of any other one, but

01:39:01.340 --> 01:39:04.680
historical or like based in history outside of

01:39:04.680 --> 01:39:08.539
Western. Yeah. I don't know. Oh, you know what

01:39:08.539 --> 01:39:11.949
we should watch? Are they make that Anne Green?

01:39:12.090 --> 01:39:15.569
Oh, Anna Green Gables? Show? Anime? Yeah. I think

01:39:15.569 --> 01:39:17.189
so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like new, right?

01:39:17.529 --> 01:39:19.289
That's new, yeah. Yeah, we could, we could do

01:39:19.289 --> 01:39:22.770
that. It'll be. But yeah, okay, yeah. So yes,

01:39:23.569 --> 01:39:25.869
I don't know, but yeah, if anyone new is here,

01:39:26.109 --> 01:39:28.869
this is a chaotic episode. Yes, our coverage

01:39:28.869 --> 01:39:34.949
is not normally this animated. Normally the things

01:39:34.949 --> 01:39:37.729
we watch are a little more coherent. And so my

01:39:37.729 --> 01:39:39.329
summaries are a little bit more coherent. I feel

01:39:39.329 --> 01:39:41.250
like my summaries really match the manic energy

01:39:41.250 --> 01:39:43.909
of the movie, though. That's true. Well, yes.

01:39:44.710 --> 01:39:47.390
But I mean, that's the art. Joe's notes do a

01:39:47.390 --> 01:39:51.689
very good job of like this is a recap and in

01:39:51.689 --> 01:39:54.710
Joe's tone of voice and not just like, you know,

01:39:54.890 --> 01:40:04.729
a flat recap. So, yeah, I guess if you guys have

01:40:04.729 --> 01:40:07.609
similar thoughts or you're going to die on the

01:40:07.609 --> 01:40:09.829
hill of this is such a great movie. You should

01:40:09.829 --> 01:40:12.689
definitely know. I mean, let us know if you like

01:40:12.689 --> 01:40:14.250
this movie. I want you to I want I want to know

01:40:14.250 --> 01:40:15.789
what you like about it, because again, like I

01:40:15.789 --> 01:40:17.770
think there is stuff here like obviously, you

01:40:17.770 --> 01:40:19.529
know, like people, a lot of people want to see

01:40:19.529 --> 01:40:21.810
this movie. People like this movie. I get it.

01:40:21.810 --> 01:40:23.010
You know what I mean? Like there are parts of

01:40:23.010 --> 01:40:24.789
it I like. I like the musical aspects of it.

01:40:24.850 --> 01:40:26.989
I think it looks really nice at certain parts.

01:40:28.390 --> 01:40:31.670
So, yeah, no, I want I please tell us what the

01:40:31.670 --> 01:40:35.149
parts of it you did like. That would like get

01:40:35.149 --> 01:40:37.069
you on board and if you and if you're thinking

01:40:37.069 --> 01:40:39.810
about watching the the original TV show You can

01:40:39.810 --> 01:40:45.130
email us at show Joe Pied at gmail .com also

01:40:45.130 --> 01:40:49.289
while your while you're Interacting with your

01:40:49.289 --> 01:40:51.010
mobile device. Why don't you go ahead and or

01:40:51.010 --> 01:40:54.350
I guess on the computer? Why don't you go ahead

01:40:54.350 --> 01:40:57.510
and rate our rate our show five stars that really

01:40:57.510 --> 01:41:01.770
helps us out really helps us expand our reach

01:41:01.770 --> 01:41:05.000
to new listeners so that they can uh get this

01:41:05.000 --> 01:41:09.640
fun little coverage of a fairly niche genre of

01:41:09.640 --> 01:41:14.699
a somewhat popular but still kind of niche genre

01:41:14.699 --> 01:41:18.600
i got also a genre i guess or what medium anime

01:41:18.600 --> 01:41:22.720
uh medium yeah um that would really help us out

01:41:22.720 --> 01:41:24.600
you know so you know if you rate us five stars

01:41:24.600 --> 01:41:27.279
if you can leave a comment in apple podcasts

01:41:27.980 --> 01:41:30.060
That would help us out because the algorithms

01:41:30.060 --> 01:41:33.420
tend to like those things. Also, if you could

01:41:33.420 --> 01:41:35.960
tell your friends, you know, if you have friends

01:41:35.960 --> 01:41:37.680
that like shows like this, maybe you had a friend

01:41:37.680 --> 01:41:39.880
that you watched this movie with and you listened

01:41:39.880 --> 01:41:41.539
all this way through and you said, hey, maybe

01:41:41.539 --> 01:41:43.960
you should give this a shot. You know, we are

01:41:43.960 --> 01:41:46.380
a podcast that goes week by week, mostly through

01:41:46.380 --> 01:41:50.220
TV shows. We've covered five shows so far. So

01:41:50.220 --> 01:41:52.220
there's plenty of the backlog to look at if you're

01:41:52.220 --> 01:41:55.100
interested in watching through any of the shows

01:41:55.100 --> 01:41:57.880
that we've done thus far, I think. They're pretty

01:41:57.880 --> 01:42:02.159
good. Yeah, and Yeah, I guess we're just gonna

01:42:02.159 --> 01:42:05.579
continue our We aren't racking up a new series

01:42:05.579 --> 01:42:07.760
after this or going back to she had a food room,

01:42:07.760 --> 01:42:10.420
but yeah We're gonna go back to she higher for

01:42:10.420 --> 01:42:12.300
we're gonna watch season two So if you haven't

01:42:12.300 --> 01:42:14.020
watched season one, we did a whole coverage of

01:42:14.020 --> 01:42:17.460
season one a while ago So you can go ahead and

01:42:17.460 --> 01:42:20.020
catch up on that. We're gonna be starting with

01:42:20.020 --> 01:42:23.399
the first three episodes of season two next week

01:42:23.399 --> 01:42:27.220
And we're gonna we're gonna get through Season

01:42:27.220 --> 01:42:32.140
two. It'll be good. We're excited. Yes. I'm excited

01:42:32.140 --> 01:42:34.880
to jump back to the present day. I'm excited.

01:42:35.079 --> 01:42:37.779
Even though I think it's like in 2009 or something

01:42:37.779 --> 01:42:41.720
is when the show came out. But yeah. So. Yeah.

01:42:43.680 --> 01:42:49.460
Well, I. This is a hoot today. I haven't laughed

01:42:49.460 --> 01:42:53.220
that much in quite some time. They all sold their

01:42:53.220 --> 01:42:58.840
guns. Zero consequences. There were so many people

01:42:58.840 --> 01:43:02.439
in that one. It's like 50 guns, like rifles.

01:43:03.699 --> 01:43:08.680
Yeah. Um, yeah. So, man, did we learn anything?

01:43:08.680 --> 01:43:12.000
What did we learn from this movie? Oh, boy. What

01:43:12.000 --> 01:43:15.840
did we learn? Um, man, did we learn anything

01:43:15.840 --> 01:43:18.119
from this movie? What's the funniest thing that

01:43:18.119 --> 01:43:21.000
happened? that isn't the selling guns thing.

01:43:21.399 --> 01:43:24.100
If you're, if you, listen, if you're like really

01:43:24.100 --> 01:43:26.039
hot, like you're born really hot, you know what

01:43:26.039 --> 01:43:29.560
I mean? Like your face is melting hearts. Who

01:43:29.560 --> 01:43:31.319
cares if it's a masquerade ball? Just don't wear

01:43:31.319 --> 01:43:33.739
a mask. Just, you know, people, you can't deprive

01:43:33.739 --> 01:43:36.180
people of looking at your hot face. You're Fersen,

01:43:36.319 --> 01:43:38.420
you're Axel von Fersen. Don't wear a mask to

01:43:38.420 --> 01:43:41.079
a masquerade like some lowly loser. You got a

01:43:41.079 --> 01:43:50.409
great face, show it off. Fersen tips. God, all

01:43:50.409 --> 01:43:55.369
I can think about is that turkey portrait. Oh

01:43:55.369 --> 01:44:00.750
my God. You'll have to go back and find it. If

01:44:00.750 --> 01:44:05.289
you're trying to court a woman, don't address

01:44:05.289 --> 01:44:11.590
them. Try to poison her. Oh my God. Don't murder,

01:44:11.670 --> 01:44:17.489
suicide your girlfriend. Yeah, don't. If you're

01:44:17.489 --> 01:44:20.149
trying to ask her father for marriage, don't

01:44:20.149 --> 01:44:23.270
greet them as captain. Don't greet them as the

01:44:23.270 --> 01:44:26.109
position they had over you, in which case they

01:44:26.109 --> 01:44:28.510
were your boss. Don't remind them that they were

01:44:28.510 --> 01:44:31.109
your boss. That's a weird thing to do, Ghirardel.

01:44:31.310 --> 01:44:35.029
Don't do that. Just say Oscar. Don't do that,

01:44:35.029 --> 01:44:39.670
Ghirardel, at the Jarjayi Manor. Don't do that.

01:44:39.909 --> 01:44:43.899
Cursed. Okay. All right. Well, we appreciate

01:44:43.899 --> 01:44:46.579
you guys. We appreciate you guys listening to

01:44:46.579 --> 01:44:49.260
Joe mispronounce a lot of things for the last

01:44:49.260 --> 01:44:52.060
however many episodes of this podcast. I should

01:44:52.060 --> 01:44:55.319
have never listened to an English dumb. I could

01:44:55.319 --> 01:44:57.960
have gone to my grave never knowing. Ruined everything.

01:45:00.300 --> 01:45:05.500
And yeah, we hope you keep listening and we'll

01:45:05.500 --> 01:45:10.260
catch you next time. Bye. Bye bye. Wait, no,

01:45:10.279 --> 01:45:14.279
it was the French. Adieu. Adieu. Au revoir. Nope.

01:45:14.680 --> 01:45:16.340
What's the bye -bye? I think both of those mean

01:45:16.340 --> 01:45:18.899
bye. That. Okay. Bye!